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00:00:01| so I'm damn get on Nick books and together we form is crazy dynamo known as the unalloted and er yes form no sir we don't pander yeah especially not to younger viewers it's gonna wrote it
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00:00:43| again we'd like to fit in the groove and just flow yeah it out manifestation let it rip couple old friends just going over some really interesting stuff it's a lie you
00:00:55| tuned in enjoy thanks folks so I am Dan I am together we folks together we fought Oh a delightful duo known as the onion panderer that's us we're gonna engage right now
00:01:15| we got no hair turn on Baldy perfect you sure glorious perfect sound I could be healing the sound quality perfect sound mmm tonight webisode about 45 is about blood
00:01:32| you know do a quick you want to lead them into it a little bit Oh synopsis skip around like purpose composition talk about it modify yourself mm-hmm improve nice turn okay
00:01:46| that off oh boy that's gross diseases bloodsuckers vampires we're gonna talk all about that we're gonna talk about blood we're gonna talk about blood we're gonna talk about teeth whitening mm-hmm
00:01:57| you got on the bottom two I do both ah fantastic visual your visual appeal is going up Alice one I can feel I can breathe I'm ready to talk to these people you know the truth about blood
00:02:10| what it's made of what it does why it's fancy why it's awesome why monsters love it mm-hmm and why celebrities bathe in it so
00:02:21| without further ado let's get into blood I'm go right in China let's get right into it unless you had some smirk or smile which I don't want to lose at all I would hate to do this smug smile I
00:02:34| think we can go right into it all right down to business let's do it all right what's blood made-up any idea does anyone know no one knows no folks it's made of red it's really where it is on
00:02:56| you sue percent eight percent of its like proteins and stuff and we'll get into what exactly exactly but when you talk about blood you talk about four major things red blood cells white blood
00:03:12| cells platelets and what it's also women in the plasma they're welcome to ap bio yeah I actually haven't broken down as to what percentage each one is red blood cells make up 45 to 50% of your blood
00:03:30| that's a lot yeah it's a good chunk platelets make around one percent white blood cells make around one percent and plasma makes around 55 percent how crazy is that
00:03:43| so your defenses are really small actually until you actually probably get a fire-eater I have a cool number for you you produce 2.4 million new bloods blood cells red blood cells every second
00:03:57| that's a satellite it's no way or million Doolin's correct you're gonna have to have a scene at any time do you know how many um you have in your body right now I know you have like five
00:04:09| liters 5.6 liters of blood you do which is 20 to 30 trillion red blood cells oh it makes me feel good and I don't you feel shy it's hello how long do you think all that blood takes to circulate
00:04:22| through the whole body it's probably a few minutes it's crazy right because it's a lot of space it's got a cover mm just five liters five and a half liters was it three minutes now it's 60 seconds
00:04:36| than I thought mm-hmm bloods crazy yeah so it has a sort of all your body cells are actually red blood cells quarter and not only makes up 10% of your body 8% of your weight your weight there you go
00:04:58| having a bad day cut your neck bleed all over the place listed 8% body weight slow body weight loss yeah if you feel a little chubby you can you can drain yourself right now
00:05:10| little bloodletting ever heard we could always transfuse a little blood into yeah it's okay we'll bring you back to life you might you're well aware though after the way yeah they aren't
00:05:23| you skipped over the purpose so like those are those three or four two things the plasma provides you transportation for nutrients all over your body get all different areas the white blood cells
00:05:35| are protection defend off disease and then oxygen regulation through the red blood cells so I'd let you live on three different levels it's interesting do you know why a red blood cell shaped like a
00:05:49| doughnut with the hole not cut out in the middle I was like the way oxygen attached to it and then the way it flexed and fit through capillaries like the smallest parts of your your blood
00:05:59| sustain it is because did you know red blood cell is actually six to eight micrometers large the average one and the smallest area to your capillaries I believe is like three to six so your
00:06:11| capillaries are smaller than your blood cells so how is that gonna work well it's a boy drilled dances and squeezes and moves around like this that's why plaque is super bad but super cool
00:06:23| imagine like a traffic jam inside there whoa we can't hit not good but it's also shaped like that because I believe hemoglobin is one of the number-one proteins in it and that protein is where
00:06:39| most of the iron is stored so it gives your blood be it's I think I didn't write it down something like 60% of the iron and your entire body is in your blood huh
00:06:50| because these little guys carry more iron than almost any other cell in your body the reason being is oxygen binds to iron like super good so red blood cell has a in fact back up for a second you
00:07:04| do your blood red blood cells the only cell without a nucleus your body hmm they're born with nuclei and then they're like get rid of it awesome I want more Rudd blood cell do you know
00:07:14| why comrade blood so so good at holding oxygen I'm talking so good folks red blood cells so good as a ninety-eight percent oxygen retention rate to the point where when you pump it to the rest
00:07:27| of your body by the time it gets back to the heart and it has no more oxygen in it it still has seventy-eight percent oxygen in it so that's probably that's really oxygenated so it doesn't want to
00:07:37| give swimming up well it tries to but I think everything's moving so fast it can only give out so much not gonna just stop the flow be like take it all take it all so your body sips on these red
00:07:47| blood cells essentially this river of oxygen and solidus if an oxygen chicken out carbon dioxide and some waste materials it's like hey the rivers come and everybody grab some o2 hey we got
00:08:00| some trash boom sell doesn't even have to move it's a fat piece of garbage you just sits there and let's see the blood do all the work you mom I follow you yeah what's a real worker here mmm do
00:08:12| you know where did you also say did you know professional athletes can get their Oh two numbers down to like 60% in 50% huh so will they do that or transportation of oxygen to their their
00:08:24| body well or their bodies utilizing more oxygen yeah so it's going by the same rate but where it is is they're taking more oxygen into their cells some athletes I think like as low as 30% but
00:08:36| you can't maintain that number because you'll die like it's too hard to replace all that oxygen in the red blood cell so you will die it's called hyper tension something I don't know folks not to do
00:08:48| that someone that someone will look it up some science nerd huh you know any parts of the body that don't require any blood no blood vessels like
00:08:58| your toenails yes your nails your hair good ol one your your Denton on your teeth not the interior just exterior teeth what you get polished I just lost some of that and it's
00:09:11| interesting and then your eyeballs the inside your eyeball is a viscous aqueous fluid orderly yeah yeah it was really fight he or something hmm so it's uh it does it through
00:09:23| osmosis to absorb oxygen everything you need back mmm holy heck folks all I gotta say it stop the presses tell them the UMP Anders no a little bit of that blood yeah we're on top of this
00:09:34| fact it's all through us did you know when they take your blood they don't just take your blood and put it in a vial and keep it somewhere and when someone says I need blood they just give
00:09:45| it to them they have to do stuff to it hmm do they take out the platelets and then give you really really close in fact they do but I was gonna tell everyone how they do it oh they're they
00:09:55| spin it yeah they spin it so goddamn fast I just love the spin shit yeah I mean NASA spitted people scientists spin stuff physics it probably spins thank you did
00:10:09| you hear those experiments Becca in England when they're like they're like I think it's like the National Society of I'm gonna say scientists but with bullshit but uh okay they were like
00:10:20| trying to figure out what blood did because they didn't understand it but they knew it was like a life force this is about 300 years ago so they were just like fusing blood with different things
00:10:27| like they tried to fuse a sheep's blood with a man's blood and they did it with a guy he's a man in the man so the man signed up for this and he was crazy like it was purposely like sheep or
00:10:38| docile and calm so he didn't sign up with this come on you know he did he did he was mentally probably not with it and that's why they he signed up and that's what they were going for they wanted to
00:10:47| see if the sheep's blood would calm the man when they transfused it did it no I think he died did he bleed out his eyes I don't think you can accuse animal blood I read that you uh you have to
00:11:01| know I think it's all different antigens they're actually they're red blood cells are actually shaped differently hmm I read there's always slightly different protein
00:11:08| if you can take you can take out different pieces of it and then transfuse those okay but I don't know if it works animal-to-human I read that it worked human to animal hmm but who
00:11:20| sounds like a nun on your feet search history back in the front end gets the delete delete delete do you know what platelets are actually made of I have no idea there's a big there's a big cell in
00:11:36| the usually found in bone marrow called megakaryocytes who make it care you say that sounds awesome oh yeah it does well even awesomer small pieces of it break off and then like hang out in the blood
00:11:47| those are the players shedding yeah so hold on it's little pieces of things it's like not even real things so chemical signifiers from damaged tissue get sent out so like ah like I
00:11:59| just cut my ankle today well history oh yeah a little bit it sends out all this stuff through the blood and then the rest of the Bloods like did you hear there's a cutter area here there and
00:12:09| these platelets have these I guess these things that only bind to whatever gets released that chemical huh so it goes down here where my cut on my ankle was they all flow there and there they have
00:12:21| thickening agents like I think it releases or gets entangled with fibrin and collagen and of course we all know GP VI whatever it's really involved somehow
00:12:34| and it actually coagulates that your blood gets all this just slows everybody down because otherwise your red blood cells just keep jumping out they'd be like oh yeah freehold hemophiliac they
00:12:46| lack those platelets like the coagulant and it's not like a movie so they say like if you were to cut yourself they would like keep bleeding that it's actually bit cuts on the outside your
00:12:57| body don't really matter it's this stuff that's internal because you're always bleeding a little bit internally right that he always Nicks and bruises in there mm-hmm
00:13:04| so Pete of the hemophilia except to watch their internal bleeding a lot mm-hmm interesting I didn't know you do that all right real quick info because I said it in the pre podcast you know you
00:13:17| know how long red blood cells last I thought you show those 120 days damn you remember remembered yes do you know all the platelets last probably longer - sure Oh ten days and they're
00:13:31| done wow that's a short life cycle but I guess it's well all this is made and on your bone marrow we have nice two majors I was reading a little bit about there's one disease that causes your bone marrow
00:13:45| to produce a lot of red blood cells okay and I cream any if I can't say the name of it because it's too ridiculous too much too much baby like that exactly yeah alright so they were saying back in
00:14:00| the olden days they did a lot of bloodletting to heal people but that doesn't work except for this one disease so if you are producing too many red blood cells bloodletting is good I love
00:14:10| it see leeches are good yeah would you like them back - mmm so which organ gets the most blood a previous podcast would give you a hint
00:14:23| as to what is the second most but not the most which organ like internal organ because what do muscles muscles all count as an organ do they deliver it is dance that's because the liver is pretty
00:14:36| big and dense and it is followed by the kidney and the brain brain sorry yes right right the bread number ah so another thing that goes on the blood constantly
00:14:48| is you're constantly changing the pH mostly because um I think just ATP going off your body's getting rid of waste take it in wager on energy so you have to paint in a pH level do you know
00:14:59| there's two big pH containers I'm respiration and urination he'll to the yeah my favorite two things are breathing and pissing and it's because I love maintain and pH volumn piss and I
00:15:14| breathe and sometimes while breathing I'll piss what is the pH because I've read that your blood is actually as salty as the ocean because they believe that we came from the ocean some
00:15:24| theories believe that so that your blood is my face so our pH is zero is come on no it has to do with uh I don't think I do it so you threw me off track no I don't
00:15:37| know podcast over hmm would you sign would you find oh he's not gonna share I can't okay to talk in here all right fine um a real real real interesting thing is you know I said red
00:15:51| blood cells last 120 days uh-huh takes roughly seven days to make a dreads what's up/ok in your ginger some interesting process is called error every through every thriller stem Pro so
00:16:05| yeah we throw PO this process releases read throw processes I'll say I don't I don't know I don't have the word in front of me actually you got it better than me is he rolled
00:16:20| all the time I feel like that's how it works for this this way did you know I had no idea that the the body naturally calls these red blood cells it's not like a 120 days and they just
00:16:32| disappeared after roughly 120 days there's stuff in the body that checks all the cells that go through it like stuff in your liver or something your spleen things that purify your blood
00:16:42| they say you know it purifies your blood is altering at night it filters it filters it to check the blood cell to make sure it's it's good it's in the right shape like all the hay all your
00:16:53| little edges look good they look good you're good well around a 120 or so the edges start to get dented bigger picture for Britta Jim and they get a little stiffer too and they get stiffer as well
00:17:05| not to just be a jerk and your spleens like hey red blood cell you're dead you're gone yeah they were starting to kill blood cells in fact either your body kills as many red blood cells as it
00:17:21| creates it's like a constant constant balance huh I thought was like Dan that's pretty pretty ruthless cuz as you get older - it's your red blood cells get a little bit more I would say funky
00:17:33| all those things happen and they happen more rapidly which is why I didn't believe that like red blood cells that are stiffer and a little bit out of whack they can't get to as many places
00:17:42| so you starting to have memory issues you start to be weaker just overall your blood is the key to staying young interesting they did a test Adam am sure oh yeah they did tests in mice it's not
00:17:56| it's not fully confirmed but it's multiple sources that said if you take mice and you put it through a maze and they're different ages you have a young Mouse and an old mouse the old mouse
00:18:05| once he forgets how to go through the maze he won't be able to go through it again I'll just be confused every time but if you take a young Mouse's blood and put it in the old the old mouse the
00:18:15| old mouse start to learn how to go through the maze again because he's got gonna start growing new neurons he's gonna have baby neurons that help him go through the mains so it's the blood
00:18:25| creating neurons is my question I think the blood is enabling the brain to have oxygen in the areas that it's tough to produce more stuff so that is that's my table so old blood can't reach
00:18:37| every part of the brain maybe yeah plus there's I think there's different types of proteins there's there's like thousands of different proteins in the blood okay so the proteins might also
00:18:46| people might not have as many or something mm-hmm which leads us into like blood doping and all the genes it does let's go into it do you know anyone who blood dope I looked up his name
00:18:56| twice I forgot how to spell it Chuck J did you get it I know I always go straight yeah he was the rager Z very sick who's gonna be that you have to stall for saying I do although now that
00:19:10| so what blood doping is turf on offer easy Lexie syrup syrup on up he dialing sanathana yeah that's him we should let into what blood doping is so blood doping for those of you who don't do it
00:19:23| mm-hmm we have the others do it before every episode yeah it gets us up concerned or what's going O wanted to punch my microphone buy beer and like break something yeah really
00:19:34| wanted to the rule ooh neighbor Lou what country you're from roughly one litre of blood from you usually a doctor sometimes your barber sometimes a dentist so I thought they would just
00:19:49| inject it air it into you you want to stab you with it just like until it like a smart to push it it definitely has to be your blood I think your blood up they run it in a centrifuge
00:20:01| they love the spin ship we all know that they take the red blood cells usually they freeze it for like a week or two anyway tolls before your big tournament
00:20:10| before the Columbine geez compound by I might I make combine yeah it's I live in America will a school shooting sorry it's hard it is we're gonna have a whole episode on that I think it won't play
00:20:23| but yeah we must it's an American problem basic people it's an American problem guns I'm in the market where I get into it
00:20:32| political here them haters anyway at the combine hmm maybe you have a big tournament the championship game whatever so those red blood cells they take them frozen and they reject them
00:20:45| into your body like either the day before the day of I believe and your but your body's filled with so many extra red blood cells that you didn't need more oxygen that's just oxygen flying
00:20:56| around mother-effer flying all your muscles you're able to do more than you usually do the only issue is it's kind of like doing cocaine and that I think it puts extra stress on your or
00:21:11| increases the viscosity of your right right right yeah bus Casa t-there's happy boy I've grown up anyway Russians are famous for doing this I know that's prejudice but yeah but they do it
00:21:27| because it's hard to trace because imagine doing a blood test were you gonna find up more of my blood okay you got too much of your blood we read all the reports like you can't
00:21:36| figure that out huh how do they trip trace it I think I don't know maybe trace amounts of maybe when you make too much blood it makes too much waste blood or something or like your bike holes too
00:21:51| much blood so your spleen shows something or I don't like you could have a urine test assume urine test maybe the like yeah maybe your kidney filters out extra blood cells and then it they find
00:22:01| extra blood cells in your urine so what they're like extra blood it's thinking yeah I get all this blood urine because I'm an American I drink Budweiser and I beat my wife did you say a person like
00:22:15| that would have blood in their urine Matt oh right I don't know I think their wife their wife would all right I guess they could both be they could be like a big open the other one would anyway did
00:22:29| it show those are reading is there wait though I only read like two sentences of that but okay hmm yeah they said difficult to detect okay that's fair mm cuz it's your own blood
00:22:43| it's not like there's a foreign drug you can test for ya yeah you chump you've been positive for your own blood type it you tested positive sir oh my god for what your own but we didn't talk about
00:22:56| blood touch ooh blood type I didn't have well my piece of paper that's okay good so I can I can run this one so we get a B and a B the a B and a B and then oh and that all that
00:23:11| means you say you're describing it an Abba album yeah so so so Oh essentially has these antibodies a and B whereas like an a B doesn't have any anybody's it's as simple as it gets
00:23:30| did you describe that poorly did you say Oh has anybody Oh has antibodies in the plasma to specify so if you have it's really weird so I can any will have an it it it I
00:23:44| know you ate it I do that's okay that's okay has a anybody's attached to its be anybody's attached to it uh-huh a B has both both mother effer I got both that's why an O is none oh yeah sure
00:23:59| nothing just say nothing don't tell people with the plasma you're gonna confuse the people at home yeah I understand has nothing but also for those in the advanced class actually has
00:24:10| something in the plasma yeah it has anti a and anti B does it yeah so they're they don't really know why they don't know why it developed this way or why people have different blood types
00:24:22| probably different tribes back in the day or it could be they also think that it has something to do with being a having immune responses to different things so someone who has Oh tight blood
00:24:33| they have immune responses to a and B because they have the anti a and anti B in their plasma whereas someone who's a B has no response which means that they could be more susceptible to different
00:24:44| diseases true but they can also take anybody's blood for a donation mmm that's pretty fantastic you didn't do know this I I do know this blood type a B Universal take it I'll take it yo I'm
00:25:01| a B give me whatever you got give me some Oh give me a give me some because it maybe I can take it all blood type oh I can't have any oh my god keep me over there I can't have B please the
00:25:12| big a B mmm excuse me I just need no but ironically those people are the universal donor because everybody loves Oh blood then I drink Oh blood at least once a week it doesn't bother me
00:25:26| hold on we're gonna shake your drink though just oh I have a number for that too I know you do you have a limit for how mature you how much any drinking hold on
00:25:36| I can drink something doing kegs was like blood sausage when 86 I can drink succumb to iron poisoning were 26 liters that's big how many no way yeah before he succumb
00:25:54| to iron poisoning I would throw up and die probably from volume and whatever else is in there but before the iron got to me 22 colluded I'm sure you weren't missing like a period yes are you sure
00:26:07| I'll give it to you because like the article I read retired it says nothing to do with any of the others but yeah yeah what though like three yeah the reason you can't drink human blood water
00:26:16| it is it the iron is that you can't filter out iron you don't know why yeah it was twenty six liters you better double-check me yeah I'm gonna say instant 2.26
00:26:24| it's probably not 26 because the one I read was like in terms of like teaspoons so you're talking about like cups like you drink it with a cup of blood and you're probably okay don't don't quote
00:26:34| me on that I thought it had nothing to do with the iron the iron you could die from but it would take a while there oh you would don't leave
00:26:42| people era come on you look it up I didn't know give me that you've man you're on point go hit it wait I was free I don't know I didn't search I don't want to interrupt I don't want to
00:26:53| argue with you as I could be wrong I don't want to agree with you but I could be right so anyway um hmm what we're getting at is people with a different blood type than me are bad people with
00:27:05| the same blood type me arguing I don't even know I'm gonna get Dan's blood type you don't know your blood that I think I know what it is I would go off my okay what you are I know what you are I can
00:27:15| tell by the way you act ready get a guess yeah what's that for B - no you're a B - nope a - I'm hey I don't know I don't know how impulsive - I don't know what's the Reese the Risa
00:27:33| we're routine a weird Oh Navy bus Wow are we both the same blood type hmm this is dying we got robbed yeah I think Mercury's in retrograde I hope you know mercury is blood solid goal and that's
00:27:51| why people get mercury poisoning and die huh did you know that is that the Mad Hatter is that it actually got seeped into their blood a little bit actually if mercury touches your skin it's so
00:28:04| soluble it goes in there and it will it will mix with your blood so well so so well like a fine wine it's beautiful you guys to try it but it mixes with you and eventually is filtered in liver it's up
00:28:19| into your brain and sticks into parts up here so eventually I'd record here mercury and your kidneys mercury and your liver and mercury and your you're dead mm-hmm if I give a whole week it's
00:28:30| like fine dining like those fish that have to sushi in such a way so that they avoid the poison it's like if you had mercury droplets on a plate which is sprinkling mercury but it tastes
00:28:38| fantastic the wrenches they do a little more Simpson when I think of that is that where it is a little fork and knife he's just like the Homer is the Simpsons where they have the Blowfish that's
00:28:48| poisonous exam one it's like 18 squares you have to cut one exact diameter let's I think it's like one first few seasons of The Simpsons that's all I feel like that is too as a little
00:29:01| kid I recorded all those on my VCR and watch watch from a kopeck did you yeah I don't remember them though cuz I'm drinking I was not allowed to watch this episode what no
00:29:10| you sheltered hold on yes and you know what the worst part is no I told my mom yes I could it was on Fox I still remember this she turned it on because it was literally longer and it was an
00:29:24| episode when mr. burns was on and he called home were a bastard and said he was something else and he said another bad word my mom said and that's why we can't watch this it's a language and I
00:29:37| was like like what was I gonna say he literally called herself a bastard and said maybe damn it hurts I'm surprised that your parents were strongly against it they're super strict
00:29:50| in some respects that people don't realize I was very strict I was Catholic the only the only thing I drank was the blood of Christ movin on movin on movin on movin on movin on movin on movin on
00:30:06| blood disorders the craziest thing in the world in my opinion is the malaria sickle-cell thing did you come across this at all I did I did alright so malaria affects your red
00:30:19| blood cells it makes them hard a drain transforms them it no no no that's it don't malaria okay malaria harden yourself it messes it up it it essentially kills it makes
00:30:33| it weird and your blood clots and you often die from malaria in the same area in Africa sickle-cell sickle-cell focus are out saying that like I was cool not because I'll
00:30:47| slurring my words sickle-cell makes your actual red blood cells shaped like a sickle it's a whole different shape which means it can't carry as much oxygen you're
00:30:59| usually not as healthy this can also lead to death these two things exist in Africa spread by mosquitoes hug spurred by blood do you know that um if you have
00:31:14| non-dominant sickle-cell anemia non-dominant as in correct and it gets passed on right correct it's a gene is passed on but it doesn't have it's not full-blown sickle cell anemia it's like
00:31:27| you have it it's like does this to your cell a little bit makes a little weird it's when you shake hands with your shit your hand shakes a little softer than any other person your spine crumples a
00:31:38| little and you shrink three inches down and then they say I don't get a raise this year anyway uh the people with that kind of sickle cell um malaria can't affect them
00:32:02| they're like invincible to malaria really wait how does work like like because malaria needs a full healthy old red blood cell get infect you and screw you up and kill the person
00:32:14| so almost sickle cell they're like can't infect this thing it's stupid damn it I can't it has to do more with um the shape then releases some carbon dioxide and carbonate that chokes hmm the
00:32:32| disease so either way if you have some sickle cell you can't get malaria so it's like I get bitches I got so it's it's crazy that one disease having half of a disease keeps you from getting a
00:32:46| fatal disease so they're trying to figure out a way to harness the sickle cell stuff to inject people with that it's more like a vaccine huh to give you a disease to protect you I love that
00:33:01| which I think it's cool right it's like fighting diseases with diseases it's badass do you look at any other diseases that you can get via blood like HIV go it's a huge one they're actually never
00:33:15| heard of it so I was listening to a podcast about blood is it yeah radio lab oh no okay I know who radio abbath he was talking about there's one artist that
00:33:29| would do crazy stuff but he would never touch blood because he was afraid of it because he was he was gay and he his lover had died from HIV so he's afraid of his own blood essentially because he
00:33:41| was positive too oh and he said this was during the epidemic where they didn't like this is one of the crazy things is that like blood is the transportation agent of the body so you have all sorts
00:33:53| of positive things that it does but the negative things people are fearful of like once you get diseased it's like all its bloods on me is that it's got blood all over and it's like you get like dude
00:34:01| it freaked out because all the diseases are definitely in the blood going into your blood and you're right so he was saying that like during like I would do a transfusion with any will bathe anyone
00:34:12| with any blood-borne pathogen they checked before him too dangerous for people do those you would have it no no I always go when then you get it dude it was a bit rare but yes also the people
00:34:22| do it yeah and then so he was one of those it was I who was important I don't know if you heard him but he he started doing things after he cut his hand one time when he was cooking and he started
00:34:35| making like childish things that were extremely dangerous so he would put it in his art so he put like a little like clown flowers quarters like the be full of water but like his if it was with his
00:34:48| own blood it was like extremely dangerous so like yeah so infectious diseases mixed with like child toys and like basic things that he'd put it in like a box so he couldn't touch it but
00:34:59| hey oh this is our right this is art yeah and he put them he puts his own HIV infected blood into like random stuff it looked harmless so like that's one thing about stuff that is apparently like
00:35:15| people wouldn't like take any caution - it's extremely deadly yeah it was scary he did get charged as a terrorist because he sent it overseas go yeah but he died from HIV so got over
00:35:34| the end didn't know some weird um as you talked about artists there's or his name Andres Serrano that's from my mom Metallica fans the album load is oh is that the blood mixed with alcohol mixed
00:35:52| with human say Iman I didn't know their alcohol was involved make the two I think that blood and semen five I believe five I believe that with the art he made several of these beauties I it
00:36:09| actually didn't say in the article which one was a Metallica album I was looking at them and I think it was photos remain load and reload were made similarly similarily do you only up um he made
00:36:21| this art in nineteen ninety so we did that figure it out oh that was pretty cool um yep mm-hmm it was five I lied said load and reload art I see looks like blood and urine and
00:36:36| semen if I was urine I think it's just blood and semen wow he's good if he just used to I couldn't go that expert I'd have to use of Jesus or bellman interesting thing is using blood a lot
00:36:57| at shock value mmm Portia Munson did no she did her famous piece minstrel print with tank oh did you see that the yarn yarn spinners no no this is on 1993 she used to just use her menstrual blood
00:37:17| over a newspaper and then it was over the middle of the newspaper and she would fold it and then it would look like a Rorschach test if that was I was like that's beautiful the thing that was
00:37:29| popular two or three years ago was that it would take a ball of yarn and they meet menstruating and stick it up there and then they'd so something with that ball yarn to make it colored that's
00:37:41| pretty cool for this yeah no I'm not disgusted by ladies call me out they can patent a good Detroit red link public Red Wings they called me
00:37:52| red Red Wings equally nice cuz you're Irish [Laughter] Anna Mendieta mean body tracks in 1982 spotty what it's called body tracks I
00:38:08| thought it was interesting because like I was like it's interesting but it's not I was like at the painting no no she did work on stage in like New York different theaters and she would rent out the
00:38:20| theater and everyone come see everybody's whispering wish what kind of life blood hmm on stage and dip her hands in the animal blood and she was wearing on the audience no she was throw
00:38:34| it on the canvas behind her um weird watches I was like that's just gross that's also Shakespeare Shakespeare he would go to place it and back then they didn't I mean they don't have any
00:38:46| substitutes what are they gonna do to make blood so they would just go to a butcher and say give me a bucket of blood for the play tonight what's he gonna do with it right now just like
00:38:55| well I just jailed last night I'm done bathing in it so here you go oh yeah you say like one of the lines is like you're standing on slippery ground so you they literally were the people who were
00:39:10| performing it we're standing in blood like interesting day after day more more ammo animal blood you have pictures of this or I don't know said Cameron Beckman was trying to 1998 my buddy
00:39:29| Aaron love that's close enough he'll they'll be great 1999 they preserve this corpse by blood doping it did you watch that with a girl is that how you know I just know it came out hmm this is
00:39:49| really bugging me one which Shakespeare love I hold my tea has number okay Isabella it had to be after high school now how do you Dora nice turn high school probably - OH - a thousand -
00:39:59| I'll say I'll say oh poor folks oops do it we're doing it live oh you're right 99 it was before high school yeah no wonder we work with girls yeah we have an
00:40:15| imperial yet huh your leadership coming coming of old age coming of age and blood in an album cover mm-hmm all right let's move on to something we all know and love it's
00:40:34| something yeah so malaria is transmitted by Stuckey - Blood yeah bloodsuckers are you serious yeah which is even animal that actually drinks blood there's not really one is there vampire bats - it's
00:40:49| the only one right please say it's the only one oh no V lamprey mosquito flea bedbug bird bleach and bats oh yeah and they're their hemophages what is it genome of each Humana phage
00:41:09| you say Oh like you're saying the tube it's it's like I said okay yeah he may he may have my baby and I said that's okay the interesting thing is about vampire
00:41:21| bats so humans they can't drink that much blood or else they would have higher in poisoning but I did is it 2.6 I don't know it doesn't say it's probably because you're some people are
00:41:33| iron deficient and it's probably very advanced the Vera's the human body varies a lot but vampire bats have a different tract so they can actually suck out the blood the iron and blood
00:41:43| before it gets into their own blood there's also the fact it's live a breaks down deep blood oh that two double-double mega isms almost every animal one this list has
00:41:56| weird saliva I don't know if mosquito does cuz I don't excuse have saliva hmm like the bats do the birds do not saliva but like an enzyme in their mouth I'm gonna break it down which I thought was
00:42:08| interesting but I guess that makes sense you're breaking down blood you break it into parts yeah now here's a question for it this is very serious if I had a gun to your head and I said
00:42:17| you had to drink someone's blood and I said here's Simone Gagne blood from when he was 30 and here's a hot girls blood and you saw her into smoke and hot whose blood would you rather drink this is
00:42:33| serious I got a gun on your head you'd better do it I'm a nerd in and I don't think either one of them might be neutral on it you have to I have a gun to your head it's not I don't wanna
00:42:45| drink are they both the same temperature yes it's kind of cool how cool it's like it's cool are they watching me as I drink their own blood I've no idea they're in the other room
00:42:57| hmm I she when I take half and a half onion he's like super trained yeah with a little bit know maybe there's some something there oh yeah probably the superhot girl we're
00:43:16| see you think drinking blood little sexually and that that that is actually perpetuated by other bloodsuckers vampires where that so Bram Bram Stoker he made them sec ago oh yeah I'm gonna
00:43:34| go bram stoker the first one to make vampire sexual yeah he turned them around and made him look like they were not what they really were Oh word all right here's just that everybody oh this
00:43:47| is elite India's gonna help you okay from 1920 to 2017 I checked Wikipedia and vampire movies that are strictly called vampire movies I found 83 movies 83 how many mental
00:44:04| Dracula no I have no clue how many named rakia and ruler - vampire based you found that no all right well anyway I have 82 movies right mm-hmm more than one a year because there's a
00:44:20| big break here's that was god bless from the year 2000 to 2006 there were 13 vampire movies ah the year of the vampire may remember Twilight mm-hmm
00:44:35| Twilight I said bonkers that below seems like it alone stick it anyway yeah it's trust named speak um it was like the sexy Dracula ripoff being popular oh yeah why is it
00:44:53| popular though starting with Stan Bram like that first yeah Bram Stoker's am broker yeah so vampires vampires today are super sexy and they're like a strong they're
00:45:09| beastly and they're seductive to that's one of the qualities like they made them so they were like like not admirable but like an object of desire and controlling to which I think women love I don't know
00:45:24| I mean I haven't watched Fifty Shades of Grey in its entirety straight through but I think that's I think that's what they like
00:45:34| okay alright so I want to break down two things here short one this is an admission for the podcast I didn't share this with a lot of people but I'll do it I've never
00:45:45| heard anyone maybe it hurts me my girl from was obsessed with True Blood okay yeah in which can we talk for the audience is like a sexy vampire version yeah it's on rip ever chance what those
00:45:59| name they um they're all looking one of them it's okay yeah anyway it sees like super buff vampires that always had six packs over ours guard you say Eric skarsgård
00:46:11| Eric Arthur a car that this cars gonna shame fast enough the acting Gary yeah and whoever bill Compton's real name is he's in Lewis though [Music]
00:46:20| anyway um good-looking male dudes who are immortal so you burn all out and they're super strong and they can control you a little bit and they will get one a P down to plough
00:46:33| they want to play out anyway um and they do because it's a raid it's HBO they can do whatever the hell they want mmm there's like full-on sex scenes where the woman's moaning and the
00:46:43| vampires don't like hundred-mile-an-hour it's a gun SuperSpeed yeah they can change superfast your complaint do exactly what he's doing but on paper maché baby come here my
00:47:02| muscles look pretty big they called me and call me a Dracula for a full year but she would we would watch it and she would get very turned on oh yeah oh my god yet did she ask you just don't drink
00:47:19| we drink like Red Bull vodkas and watch it like night movie go well and feeling less than True Blood was true blood was good TV and it made for good after TV Tom saying it's good time anyway
00:47:37| anyway good time intellectual nature about vampires that came out after Stan broke her I know his name you know was God in me it became like the hip thing especially
00:47:49| Twilight him around all this stuff there's a there's a sexy nature to dracula now back in the day around 1921 he look like Nosferatu for those at home look it up Nosferatu
00:48:04| he was his big nose pale you'll look at mother effer who had all white skin weird scales all over the place he would just creeper in doorways like this so in a movie the most brought
00:48:18| to the original 21 know the book by Bram Stoker it was a 1897 really it was it was a good time a joke did that that's pretty cool it was that one sexy that's what changed it so I'm gonna talk about
00:48:33| like the science of what was going on so people are believing that super I guess superstitions were happening like animals were dying I would assume that people were just doing random crazy
00:48:45| stuff they're trying to steal blood and test things out and eat animals and gobble stuff but you have animals like - Maron Grazia hmm we've all been there and so they were looking for a reason a
00:48:56| night at the bar yeah they're all farmers so they lost their favorite sheep or goat or whatever they might they're Welsh this is all English so give it to your least favorite so one of
00:49:10| the reasons why they were like you know these things of vampires exist so they would find that dead bodies once they've been buried looked like they were alive and that they had blood around their
00:49:21| mouths and it's because when a body starts to decompose it starts to rupture what was that like no it's a its internal organs would start to rupture and then all the blood that's inside of
00:49:37| your body it starts to mix with all the bacteria that's growing in there and then it would come out of your orifices so like if you caught a fresh body that had just died and then it would spit up
00:49:49| blood naturally you would think and look at its face and think this thing's a vampire just fed because it has blood all over its mouth and that fits in with some of the vampire cures - I like the
00:50:01| ways to defeat vampires like if you put a stake through their body you would release all the gases that would force the blood out of their mouths so it'd make it look like they never fed you
00:50:13| like that I'm glad you never heard it I'm absorbing it right now and I'm like it's kind of but I can't see because back in that day it makes sense yeah because people don't know what's going
00:50:22| on Oh what that why it they're like spike um spike um and then I like see he never became a vampire stabbed them through the chest baby so there's some sort of some stuff out there I'm sure
00:50:36| people were just messing around with their peoples farm animals and awful ways a chupacabra mm-hmm I just skip right to it you did so I was hoping the other bloodsuckers apparently drinking
00:50:52| blood it's like a cheat code we think about it right so your blood is coursing through you it's carrying all your nutrients drops do you need it's going everywhere it's like whoa whoa giving
00:51:04| you on your good stuff if someone's bypassing let's drink your blood and steal those nutrients it's kind of badass what do them say yeah cuz your blood is
00:51:15| it's not your it's not really like your soul but it's your lifeforce like it anymore leaning is like a serious thing like if ever there's an accident and there's blood there like you were like
00:51:25| aah oh no check this hold on I came up with this quote on my own it's not even a quote it's more of a note I took a me it made me think more than the rest of everything I did this vodka
00:51:36| mmm good life is the opposite of an office setting no it does like can you imagine being at your desk the very opposite of being at your desk every day it is blood because the office
00:51:53| setting is professional it's what's going on it's how I can dump myself blood is what's going on inside you that you can't control blood is your essence what is your life force essentially but
00:52:07| if you see your life force that's a bad sign because chances are actually in your body the only time you see blood is when you're dying so that's why I think it became very popular in ancient Mayan
00:52:19| ancient cultures hmm so those opposed that's the tribe that would bring people to the top of the temple pyramid what I've got is in chocolate Gulf of Mexico called the serpent I believe the book
00:52:31| was cold I got cheats Anita and all that stuff they had like crazy games that would digit brutalize people if they failed and it's weird because I guess in there they weren't doing anything wrong
00:52:42| here we're just releasing what it's like the same thing in the vein it's the same vein as a bloodletting I was like you've got demons inside of you you have to release them so they thought oh you're
00:52:53| just replenishing the good blood and releasing the bad blood all right it's kind of weird in which dollar tree I don't disagree with it if you had the evidence they had back in the day you
00:53:05| have but I also don't know that I agree with it obviously I'm like oh maybe we should do more researcher like no no we cut we make blood we let loose the demons and you will see that
00:53:18| yeah okay give you that to like but that's my wife we let her go it's like yeah what do you say you know to me hmm it's just weird I don't know they send that Shakespeare used blood like more
00:53:38| often than Michaels a slippery ground don't think I'd am afraid I'm not I'm not but in any of his like his discourses monologues he used blood more than once per
00:53:51| monologue like blood was so infused in the way people thought they thought it was more like a life force so they they focused on blood and guts and their farmers too because they're used to like
00:54:03| butchering animals and having blood everywhere and realizing that blood means your life is going to make sense I mean um blood is written down somewhere Oh
00:54:15| blood is the bridge between medical and spiritual hmm I forget who oh I know it was huh so there's a group of people hundreds of thousands according to the article in Rolling Stone was about
00:54:30| vampirism in America this came out low around 20 2006 it's called medical sanguine Aryans huh it's these people that actually drink human blood hmm so hold on down that's not too far-fetched
00:54:47| the they said they do this they're a very oh we're good I read that Scythians they were like a middle-eastern tribe way back when when they took over people the first person that they killed in
00:55:00| battle they'd drink their blood it's good that's good that's good yeah that was good glad I don't live in that time I don't have my blood drinkin oh I wouldn't be the first code be serving
00:55:21| the drinks but there are people this article came out I want to say two years ago maybe three it's a group of people a big story came out in New Orleans New Orleans knowledge I know New
00:55:44| Orleans saying that song I said over hump I've never been there well I did anyway I didn't announce a fully the pilot didn't say it did make it to Texas
00:55:59| I enjoy Texas at Austin anyway they uh they have someone they meet a line come here you test clean we're going to medically cut your back and then like three or four people are gonna drink
00:56:14| blood for a minute what he's like he's like okay cool oh this is a thing if you look this article up young people who do this yeah they want clean blood what's crazy is this guy did it
00:56:28| for Rolling Stone article whoever it was he got a look it up and three people drank his blood and when they were done they were like it wasn't that good it tasted sort of not as metallic as it
00:56:38| should and and d-minus for blood and the art and I mean they make a good point there's four different blood types I mean there's healthy what you do with your diet hydrated you are you know it's
00:56:54| true maybe maybe he's blood that time sucked they don't give you instructions to make sure your blood is the peak performance how are they gonna know if you're a volunteer you know to read it's
00:57:04| true sure do they say how much you're paying up it didn't he didn't say the aren't I tried it skin it's like there's like a weird blood donor so hold on these
00:57:13| people then peer whatever they are sangryeol sure Sangeeta sarni don't love they don't love True Blood they don't love Bram Stoker's Dracula they don't love
00:57:28| jacking off to Dracula they don't love all this they tried it to heal their stomach ailments um a skin ailment and one other thing there like it heals us it makes us feel better for two weeks at
00:57:43| a time and then after two weeks I can't have bowel movements I feel really weird my skin gets flaky I feel clenched and I need to drink human blood and Connor and a vampires
00:57:55| and I was like hopefully shit they might really be vampires in a way so they keep having to do it but they do it very it's very professional right the person giving blood is always willing the
00:58:10| article said we're always in contact with them they were always willing there was never a moment where they're like I don't want to do this I don't give their blood and people drink it it's like okay
00:58:21| huh kind of first up so they did it in glass so they pour on a cop I just they kept showing shot glasses a unit with the meal I don't know a juicy steak I'm not a boy don't even bother don't
00:58:37| even bother hmm but that leads into other like blood donations okay there was um so like back in the 1950s they said like support your troops by donating blood is the first
00:58:49| time they could actually take blood out of pit bull and give it to other people yeah mm-hmm but back then they used to pay people so it used to become blood from people who are kind of junkies or
00:59:02| lower class because they needed the money and they would ask them like do you have any diseases or any Paula BA and I said no no I'm good so they decided at a certain point that
00:59:13| blood needed to be donated freely because upper-class blood is better than Laurel oh yeah hey yeah that's the one I was so he became as kind of like free donation thing and that's now it is
00:59:26| nationally but blood is also kind of traded to once you put it into the blood bank the blood bank sells your blood for a certain price and there's certain areas like New York City does not
00:59:37| collect enough blood to cover the people there so blood is brought in buying blood yeah it lasts for about 42 days so you can bring in blood from pretty much anywhere in the country to transfuse it
00:59:49| into people who are in New York and York will pay that blood for that blood and that's how certain blood banks make their money six weeks that's pretty good yeah that's right a
01:00:00| point yeah pretty damn good oh I know our stuff we do we got it really shit covered mmm oh yeah did you get into any other blood cult groups I didn't get in uh yeah I
01:00:22| didn't get any cult I got kind of weird stuff like witches and then how true haic magic like things that are like symbolic well I'm magic yeah oh yeah dude
01:00:34| black magic school because it's like it's like the warding off of evil spirits but it's like demented you know it's like well there's someone alive about blood blood is the connection
01:00:46| between life and death when you think about it that's true something that's dead has no blood something that's alive is full but when you see blood you're either dying or I mean you're going in
01:00:57| between gotcha I'm sorry officer I cannot commit in you with this let it be shown for the record this is a jury of women they're just like ah I'm trying to impress women and
01:01:27| then that goes no no I didn't mean any of it I didn't mean any of it then the women they're just like ah I thought oh you would just do it anyway girls women are women in general actually we covered
01:01:47| almost every detail except the last one I had here which is a little disturbing there's a group out there called the Kit Kat Alec they do a transubstantiation hmm why don't you
01:02:02| transubstantiation okay it sounds messed up but they they do a whole practice where they pray their God and make their oats and all that and then a turn bread and water and wine into human skin and
01:02:19| blood that's pretty good like it sounds it sounds pretty effed up takes at any morons if you knew him pretty interesting huh I'm gonna spin off on animals I'm gonna spin although although
01:02:38| shout out Eric s who went to high school with us who everyone had to go up and get eucharist mm-hmm they were forced to like everyone does it and and the person
01:02:51| the teacher called on and he went you have to go up and get you first you know it's a sacrilege to get it when you're not like exactly do you know what he said thanks no thanks I had a big
01:03:04| breakfast in their faces good good the one thing I did notice in my research somehow I came off to this this old English tale about the mayor there's this demon that sits on your chair or
01:03:23| the mayor the mayor ma re so the mayor this demon would sit on your chest when you're sleeping and he would what that is dude I know this guy he would he would cause you to have terrible dreams
01:03:36| scary dreams that's where the term nightmare comes from really yeah because you know what that is and sleep paralysis I have it oh yeah yeah it's a real thing you wake up and you can't
01:03:51| move and then your head wife or girlfriend is trying to choke eat it so sleep paralysis for those at home who don't know is where your eyes and brain wake up before your body does do you
01:04:06| know when you're asleep the reason you don't just flail around like this and do this because you haven't planned it you late again appendicular means but it could be right
01:04:15| I think it is when you wake up your body is like free it moves around I go to sleep your body purposely kind of paralyzes yourself prior right door made its
01:04:24| you don't hit yourself so you don't roll around so you don't do weird crap yeah so it's freezes you so part of your brain wakes up and your eyes wake up you know I go I'm awake but you can't move
01:04:36| your arms your legs your whole body and this has happened to me several times and I thought I was freaking the f-bomb out you'll wake up and look and the door looks like it's opening forever oh no
01:04:51| wait this is Lois yeah it looks like it's opening but it's opening for like a full five minutes that's the marilee sitting on a loop Eddie you're terrified and the more
01:05:08| terrified you get the more you can't move is that weird thing the mayor loves that oh he does and then usually it's accompanied by either a shadow you see or like a pressure on your chest a stone
01:05:21| shallow breathing yeah yeah you're describing it very well I don't know if you have a Google a little bit very well I've seen experienced have you oh wait do you know how to beat it
01:05:35| to be the mayor no beat beat them yeah I swear to god no I have a way I can cure it every time it's the funniest goddamn thing in the world your first Born's blood yeah yeah okay but maybe that's
01:05:51| the drive and learn that yet oh you write this down everyone write Mersey word when you know it's happening you know what's happening like there's no questioning we can kind of figure it out
01:06:03| right I save my locusts you have to immediately think to yourself Dan the son of a bitch write this down dan this son of a bitch i'ma beat it and wiggle left right left
01:06:16| right wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle hold on and if it don't work say Dan guess you're gonna have to wiggle left right left right you say it to the thing at the
01:06:27| door or whatever and at that point the door still opening you're like anyway you're looking at the door and it doesn't wait and you're like I just told you and
01:06:38| you're looking around you realize everything kind of a fake when you say this is like white yeah it's a little bit fuzzy like I'm not scared anymore I'm like you gonna do something and then
01:06:50| whatever you can try Oh move your fingers move your hands would be like jab really get you anyway it's not as scary when you're doing all that fuck trust me don't you have power over it
01:07:02| right it's not a big deal the nightmares the mayor that's interesting though I had no idea yeah I love that's the one thing I love doing this podcast because I research thinking
01:07:13| something and I'm like something really common that we always use it's like oh there's a there's a core origin for this stuff brings us to the final thing that I had why - I guess these are kind of
01:07:26| just interesting things moulage so like you know and a moulage kit is to train doctors for different types of wounds so they'd have fake blood and wash kits to show that like this is what leprosy
01:07:40| looks like so they'd have like a a mannequin that had like lesions and the lesions would look real so they'd like feel like what is this the Maj kit it has a whole baking assortment of
01:07:53| diseases that would you would apply to a human body okay that's kind of a crazy thing I actually found one in like a radiation bunker one time and I opened it up and I was like what the hell is
01:08:04| this shit it's like this 1970s and it was just like it freaked me the hell out that's all yeah it's cool that's cool so that leads into like blood spatter so like Dexter like the way they solve
01:08:19| crimes is by determining like where they hit somebody with an axe or like where their blood shed everywhere and then like you said it show Dexter is a show yeah because I've heard of it but I've
01:08:35| never seen it it's a baby that was born in blood that loves blood and cannot resist his urge for blood it's my teeth were any yellow or I'd have a problem that they're oh yeah the
01:08:47| tint of red there were just shows you like blood isn't lifeforce because like the physics applied to blood like if you were to kill somebody there be blood everywhere there's a certain amount of
01:08:58| blood there's a way you spray blood there's a way blood gushes there's like you can tell time based on how much like blood comes out of a person and then you can tell that like they didn't die in
01:09:08| this place because there aren't five point six liters of blood in this one spot they were moved it's a very dynamic thing it's a flowing things it's a pulsing thing hmm and that's what
01:09:20| I got about blood I was so weird thing no if you ever watch that show it's amazing like they have like a fake head and he tries to strike it with like different objects I'm like oh it's like
01:09:35| they did from the right yeah he's left-handed it was the butler like that kind of a thing exactly balls are never bullet trajectory for his stuff Falls of the blood I think law and order will go
01:09:52| down in the next 200 300 years it's the best show ever made I think about that except on the ones where they use technology and they're like we can we can't trace them it's like why not
01:10:04| because we're gonna make stuff up about why we can't trace them is IPS shield up but that's that's a limitation of the time I'm saying all in order is the best show because it brings up a situation is
01:10:21| no and it brings up best cameos if you that's like Seinfeld it brings in people that were amazing actresses and actors before they were even big names right yeah dude
01:10:36| if you look up lawn or cameos Denton sometime oh shit you got more no I'm just telling you if you just Google like Oh laughs and looking at all the people it is every
01:10:54| summer like the jet it's everyone who's ever happy that has a you know Martin's sure got his Hey Panettiere Bradley Cooper sir hi oh Jesus oh you're looking to the same age
01:11:08| I had probably we got excited Elijah you are you looking at the same page keep going keep reading metal that time no I stopped it he distracted easily dude how she was the child yeah did you
01:11:26| see that it's crazy huh that's the same from what's-her-name from watch Nicole I don't know who you are time Robin Williams the hold on Robin Williams in an episode as like a just random SUV no
01:11:41| no I ride he was he was on the phone he would do different different voices to confuse them so like they'd leave and they call him and he'd be like the the shop clerks in the city
01:11:53| Hilary Duff seeing James Brolin oh my god anyway if you look law and order has the most famous people its lawn order you said look up law and order
01:12:10| that's james van der beek know anyone who's on Law & Order I want to be on Lawler at one point has like a elevator guy that gets killed or says yeah I didn't hear nothing Saturday
01:12:24| night good luck guys to like the cops that go up the elevator he's like that one Hey well no even the one that's done you know what I would love to be the killer
01:12:32| oh you mean hire Gatien czar correction him last time I didn't make any mistakes I want to say something about memory but I'm not sure if I think you'll like the one the direction we going here though
01:12:51| so Alzheimer's so people get the less thing so the last things that people actually remember about their lives is music like their own limbic system gets triggered and they can actually remember
01:13:03| things through music and that's one of the final thing before they actually go what do you think about that it's interesting you bring that up because I was going to mention how
01:13:14| commercials TV shows camera cuts in the jitterbug they would say we're watching TV camera cuts do this we haven't got again ding camera got again book ding ding I
01:13:34| think there's actually a science to camera cuts now that um in a time signature I think music you listen to is a time signature the reason I know this hold on I wanted to bring some for the
01:13:45| podcast but it didn't I was listening to heavy metal music temple everyone looked them up tea has to eat up no no just Apple temple t enpe el temple they have um two CDs that are big hits
01:14:02| they're from Arizona American group three-piece band they make instrumental metal I love their CD from CDs but I love the one CD one of the best cities I've heard in my life I've been
01:14:17| listening to it for a week now I text one of my friends band Brian and he was like remember temple and I was like oh my god you're absolutely right there's a great entire life I've listened to Oprah
01:14:29| let's read a straight it's got me goin it's got me feelin great I was listening to a while singing out trash and I was watching my son watch um home the movie with little aliens I'm sooo know what
01:14:44| does the Big Bang fairies a nerd like okay anyway um I literally just happen to be watching it where it synced up the volume with the actions on TV it's called when you listen to a song that's
01:14:59| not made in conglomerates with a video but it's happens to sync up it's called animation ch economy animation shaitana me yeah it's where something lines up but
01:15:12| it's a coincidence hmm so you listen to a song it lines up with a video that's coincidence but they're not using they're using a standard rhythm time machine crap exactly so
01:15:22| everything happens it like one two beats per minute and talk about thor ragnarok in that video about exactly um hero I need hero I may be you he was battling
01:15:34| on the side he's just beating people down and it lines up well I was looking at my kid over his shoulder I was like this this video and I listened it was the most metal thing in the world I was
01:15:46| watching a Disney cartoon and it was like everyone was pointing and moving the way I thought I was like this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life
01:15:54| they wanted to cry because it was so beautiful but I realized you know it is what it is but it was beautiful and it's you time home with the little purple aliens with temple you're gonna have to
01:16:10| the manor at I'm just saying I could do it you can actually it looks badass as hell because it changed from verse the chorus to verse the chorus at the same time too but there's probably like an
01:16:23| amount of time your brain is paying attention it's probably like 30 seconds it's probably there's sort of linen inside Live Aid and it and then you know you take the probably pies applied
01:16:38| visually as well as mental I'm just saying I'm gonna say don't you need to put it together and then show me and then we could both discuss it if you have enough time it gets a blood flowing
01:16:49| that's all I'm saying in blood he's written in in port and so that pretty much covers everything we haven't talked about on blood what's uh so a little recap what you say I do um last question
01:17:03| I have for you hit it let's say you get into a crazy car crash okay you're freaked up my missing legs limbs my dear you'll need blood okay okay they only got two people there it's your
01:17:19| wife and a serial killer a super crazy serial ha ha ok they say hey listen we're gonna give him the blood this is your parents cuz you're unconscious whose blood should we give them and they
01:17:34| say well who do you want so it's not gonna kill them is it yep either that you're gonna have 100% of their blood in your body it won't even affect your day-to-day life I don't
01:17:48| think I don't know this goes back to the sheep and the madman and keep in mind you got to sleep with one of them every day the cereal good I mean I mean like imagine getting all her blood now you
01:18:04| gotta sleep with her that weird like too much you know deal yeah I don't know you're embodying Carla your D body huh I guess huh you have her blood and you're trying to sleep with her it's kind of
01:18:17| weird that's like the one time that's like the one time I woke up and my wife was uh she was choking on a cough drop and I gave her the Heimlich and I see anywhere life but next morning she gave
01:18:31| me barely any credit I was like I saved your life last night she's like yeah I guess wait wait that have a second just be like are you sure you wanna you gonna remember this in the
01:18:42| morning are you sure I get a lie bitch I feel like that would I mean if she saved my life with her blood she'd hold it over my head I would remember it and I would downplay it like she would do for
01:19:03| me I bet just to keep us humble Oh would it would it be weird if your entire blood was replaced with serial killer what for now what about organs like if you could do like if you could take all
01:19:17| your partner's organs because they like either one of you is gonna pass away this is like you're the better candidate take all our organs so you could live that's not a big deal to me I would do
01:19:27| it if I had here's the question would you do it just sewn like Wednesday like next Wednesday you guys do it then you're like well my organs are fine like that's the weird part
01:19:39| well you have to trade organs she should've died you're like and by the way over hence would you do it would you give a kidney next Wednesday shows up you have to take
01:19:53| all her organs because of a freak accident right she's dying and hold on no need you have to take her organs would you do it you mean you have to replace your own
01:20:05| organs with her organs or you have to temporarily keep her already decided so they survive if at first first part I'm okay with that would you yeah if we place all your
01:20:17| organs with her organs and you're cool yeah I think it's weird I feel like I had to do it that's fine I would take it I wouldn't I wouldn't link I'm here dude you become her when did you start being
01:20:32| like ah I'll be Zalman though you become a different person you take too many organs oh it's all I'm saying and there should be our next episode is transplants and how do they differ from
01:20:50| when they were yeah like Dan said he hates trans and I'm all about different stuff I'm a planting stuff though I'm trans Erick a transplant sir life-saving any folks what we got
01:21:06| everything would be a lot of weird stuff no can't recap there's no recap like you know time I'm tired of your shit go through a purpose composition doping diseases vampires bloodsuckers fake
01:21:32| blood we didn't talk about that's okay and then there's really fake blood or it doesn't really exist I'm trying to get there oh yeah no sir synthetic blood which will be were synthetic Boyd in my
01:21:49| notes because I have fake blood which could be newspaper uh do you want to cover that one piece because that's it is it so you watch the movie psycho Lily's dad
01:22:00| learns that chocolate syrup we actually I read five different facts a reserve know I've read in black and white it was on a newspaper his friend the water over and the ink came along
01:22:19| huh interesting that's crazy the communal so I have a separate mini story about my senior project in college was a hemodynamic flow simulator so it was mimicking the
01:22:33| blood flows in the body and we used to simulate blood water and cornstarch it's that simple oh that's pretty good that's pretty good that's simple to mimic the viscosity of
01:22:46| blood hmm some of the other properties of bread what other properties are they I'm not we're not doing oxygen oxygenation or anything like that you should have you should have yeah as a 22
01:23:00| year old senior in college I cure cancer Oh curing everything erectile dysfunction uh but you're waiting for that one no I'm waiting for erectile stopping you're
01:23:16| tired I can't live with this anymore that'd be amazing if there's a commercial about that one guy if you have this issue which none of you have yeah right now stopping comes live
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00:01:15| we got no hair turn on Baldy perfect you sure glorious perfect sound I could be healing the sound quality perfect sound mmm tonight webisode about 45 is about blood
00:01:32| you know do a quick you want to lead them into it a little bit Oh synopsis skip around like purpose composition talk about it modify yourself mm-hmm improve nice turn okay
00:01:46| that off oh boy that's gross diseases bloodsuckers vampires we're gonna talk all about that we're gonna talk about blood we're gonna talk about blood we're gonna talk about teeth whitening mm-hmm
00:01:57| you got on the bottom two I do both ah fantastic visual your visual appeal is going up Alice one I can feel I can breathe I'm ready to talk to these people you know the truth about blood
00:02:10| what it's made of what it does why it's fancy why it's awesome why monsters love it mm-hmm and why celebrities bathe in it so
00:02:21| without further ado let's get into blood I'm go right in China let's get right into it unless you had some smirk or smile which I don't want to lose at all I would hate to do this smug smile I
00:02:34| think we can go right into it all right down to business let's do it all right what's blood made-up any idea does anyone know no one knows no folks it's made of red it's really where it is on
00:02:56| you sue percent eight percent of its like proteins and stuff and we'll get into what exactly exactly but when you talk about blood you talk about four major things red blood cells white blood
00:03:12| cells platelets and what it's also women in the plasma they're welcome to ap bio yeah I actually haven't broken down as to what percentage each one is red blood cells make up 45 to 50% of your blood
00:03:30| that's a lot yeah it's a good chunk platelets make around one percent white blood cells make around one percent and plasma makes around 55 percent how crazy is that
00:03:43| so your defenses are really small actually until you actually probably get a fire-eater I have a cool number for you you produce 2.4 million new bloods blood cells red blood cells every second
00:03:57| that's a satellite it's no way or million Doolin's correct you're gonna have to have a scene at any time do you know how many um you have in your body right now I know you have like five
00:04:09| liters 5.6 liters of blood you do which is 20 to 30 trillion red blood cells oh it makes me feel good and I don't you feel shy it's hello how long do you think all that blood takes to circulate
00:04:22| through the whole body it's probably a few minutes it's crazy right because it's a lot of space it's got a cover mm just five liters five and a half liters was it three minutes now it's 60 seconds
00:04:36| than I thought mm-hmm bloods crazy yeah so it has a sort of all your body cells are actually red blood cells quarter and not only makes up 10% of your body 8% of your weight your weight there you go
00:04:58| having a bad day cut your neck bleed all over the place listed 8% body weight slow body weight loss yeah if you feel a little chubby you can you can drain yourself right now
00:05:10| little bloodletting ever heard we could always transfuse a little blood into yeah it's okay we'll bring you back to life you might you're well aware though after the way yeah they aren't
00:05:23| you skipped over the purpose so like those are those three or four two things the plasma provides you transportation for nutrients all over your body get all different areas the white blood cells
00:05:35| are protection defend off disease and then oxygen regulation through the red blood cells so I'd let you live on three different levels it's interesting do you know why a red blood cell shaped like a
00:05:49| doughnut with the hole not cut out in the middle I was like the way oxygen attached to it and then the way it flexed and fit through capillaries like the smallest parts of your your blood
00:05:59| sustain it is because did you know red blood cell is actually six to eight micrometers large the average one and the smallest area to your capillaries I believe is like three to six so your
00:06:11| capillaries are smaller than your blood cells so how is that gonna work well it's a boy drilled dances and squeezes and moves around like this that's why plaque is super bad but super cool
00:06:23| imagine like a traffic jam inside there whoa we can't hit not good but it's also shaped like that because I believe hemoglobin is one of the number-one proteins in it and that protein is where
00:06:39| most of the iron is stored so it gives your blood be it's I think I didn't write it down something like 60% of the iron and your entire body is in your blood huh
00:06:50| because these little guys carry more iron than almost any other cell in your body the reason being is oxygen binds to iron like super good so red blood cell has a in fact back up for a second you
00:07:04| do your blood red blood cells the only cell without a nucleus your body hmm they're born with nuclei and then they're like get rid of it awesome I want more Rudd blood cell do you know
00:07:14| why comrade blood so so good at holding oxygen I'm talking so good folks red blood cells so good as a ninety-eight percent oxygen retention rate to the point where when you pump it to the rest
00:07:27| of your body by the time it gets back to the heart and it has no more oxygen in it it still has seventy-eight percent oxygen in it so that's probably that's really oxygenated so it doesn't want to
00:07:37| give swimming up well it tries to but I think everything's moving so fast it can only give out so much not gonna just stop the flow be like take it all take it all so your body sips on these red
00:07:47| blood cells essentially this river of oxygen and solidus if an oxygen chicken out carbon dioxide and some waste materials it's like hey the rivers come and everybody grab some o2 hey we got
00:08:00| some trash boom sell doesn't even have to move it's a fat piece of garbage you just sits there and let's see the blood do all the work you mom I follow you yeah what's a real worker here mmm do
00:08:12| you know where did you also say did you know professional athletes can get their Oh two numbers down to like 60% in 50% huh so will they do that or transportation of oxygen to their their
00:08:24| body well or their bodies utilizing more oxygen yeah so it's going by the same rate but where it is is they're taking more oxygen into their cells some athletes I think like as low as 30% but
00:08:36| you can't maintain that number because you'll die like it's too hard to replace all that oxygen in the red blood cell so you will die it's called hyper tension something I don't know folks not to do
00:08:48| that someone that someone will look it up some science nerd huh you know any parts of the body that don't require any blood no blood vessels like
00:08:58| your toenails yes your nails your hair good ol one your your Denton on your teeth not the interior just exterior teeth what you get polished I just lost some of that and it's
00:09:11| interesting and then your eyeballs the inside your eyeball is a viscous aqueous fluid orderly yeah yeah it was really fight he or something hmm so it's uh it does it through
00:09:23| osmosis to absorb oxygen everything you need back mmm holy heck folks all I gotta say it stop the presses tell them the UMP Anders no a little bit of that blood yeah we're on top of this
00:09:34| fact it's all through us did you know when they take your blood they don't just take your blood and put it in a vial and keep it somewhere and when someone says I need blood they just give
00:09:45| it to them they have to do stuff to it hmm do they take out the platelets and then give you really really close in fact they do but I was gonna tell everyone how they do it oh they're they
00:09:55| spin it yeah they spin it so goddamn fast I just love the spin shit yeah I mean NASA spitted people scientists spin stuff physics it probably spins thank you did
00:10:09| you hear those experiments Becca in England when they're like they're like I think it's like the National Society of I'm gonna say scientists but with bullshit but uh okay they were like
00:10:20| trying to figure out what blood did because they didn't understand it but they knew it was like a life force this is about 300 years ago so they were just like fusing blood with different things
00:10:27| like they tried to fuse a sheep's blood with a man's blood and they did it with a guy he's a man in the man so the man signed up for this and he was crazy like it was purposely like sheep or
00:10:38| docile and calm so he didn't sign up with this come on you know he did he did he was mentally probably not with it and that's why they he signed up and that's what they were going for they wanted to
00:10:47| see if the sheep's blood would calm the man when they transfused it did it no I think he died did he bleed out his eyes I don't think you can accuse animal blood I read that you uh you have to
00:11:01| know I think it's all different antigens they're actually they're red blood cells are actually shaped differently hmm I read there's always slightly different protein
00:11:08| if you can take you can take out different pieces of it and then transfuse those okay but I don't know if it works animal-to-human I read that it worked human to animal hmm but who
00:11:20| sounds like a nun on your feet search history back in the front end gets the delete delete delete do you know what platelets are actually made of I have no idea there's a big there's a big cell in
00:11:36| the usually found in bone marrow called megakaryocytes who make it care you say that sounds awesome oh yeah it does well even awesomer small pieces of it break off and then like hang out in the blood
00:11:47| those are the players shedding yeah so hold on it's little pieces of things it's like not even real things so chemical signifiers from damaged tissue get sent out so like ah like I
00:11:59| just cut my ankle today well history oh yeah a little bit it sends out all this stuff through the blood and then the rest of the Bloods like did you hear there's a cutter area here there and
00:12:09| these platelets have these I guess these things that only bind to whatever gets released that chemical huh so it goes down here where my cut on my ankle was they all flow there and there they have
00:12:21| thickening agents like I think it releases or gets entangled with fibrin and collagen and of course we all know GP VI whatever it's really involved somehow
00:12:34| and it actually coagulates that your blood gets all this just slows everybody down because otherwise your red blood cells just keep jumping out they'd be like oh yeah freehold hemophiliac they
00:12:46| lack those platelets like the coagulant and it's not like a movie so they say like if you were to cut yourself they would like keep bleeding that it's actually bit cuts on the outside your
00:12:57| body don't really matter it's this stuff that's internal because you're always bleeding a little bit internally right that he always Nicks and bruises in there mm-hmm
00:13:04| so Pete of the hemophilia except to watch their internal bleeding a lot mm-hmm interesting I didn't know you do that all right real quick info because I said it in the pre podcast you know you
00:13:17| know how long red blood cells last I thought you show those 120 days damn you remember remembered yes do you know all the platelets last probably longer - sure Oh ten days and they're
00:13:31| done wow that's a short life cycle but I guess it's well all this is made and on your bone marrow we have nice two majors I was reading a little bit about there's one disease that causes your bone marrow
00:13:45| to produce a lot of red blood cells okay and I cream any if I can't say the name of it because it's too ridiculous too much too much baby like that exactly yeah alright so they were saying back in
00:14:00| the olden days they did a lot of bloodletting to heal people but that doesn't work except for this one disease so if you are producing too many red blood cells bloodletting is good I love
00:14:10| it see leeches are good yeah would you like them back - mmm so which organ gets the most blood a previous podcast would give you a hint
00:14:23| as to what is the second most but not the most which organ like internal organ because what do muscles muscles all count as an organ do they deliver it is dance that's because the liver is pretty
00:14:36| big and dense and it is followed by the kidney and the brain brain sorry yes right right the bread number ah so another thing that goes on the blood constantly
00:14:48| is you're constantly changing the pH mostly because um I think just ATP going off your body's getting rid of waste take it in wager on energy so you have to paint in a pH level do you know
00:14:59| there's two big pH containers I'm respiration and urination he'll to the yeah my favorite two things are breathing and pissing and it's because I love maintain and pH volumn piss and I
00:15:14| breathe and sometimes while breathing I'll piss what is the pH because I've read that your blood is actually as salty as the ocean because they believe that we came from the ocean some
00:15:24| theories believe that so that your blood is my face so our pH is zero is come on no it has to do with uh I don't think I do it so you threw me off track no I don't
00:15:37| know podcast over hmm would you sign would you find oh he's not gonna share I can't okay to talk in here all right fine um a real real real interesting thing is you know I said red
00:15:51| blood cells last 120 days uh-huh takes roughly seven days to make a dreads what's up/ok in your ginger some interesting process is called error every through every thriller stem Pro so
00:16:05| yeah we throw PO this process releases read throw processes I'll say I don't I don't know I don't have the word in front of me actually you got it better than me is he rolled
00:16:20| all the time I feel like that's how it works for this this way did you know I had no idea that the the body naturally calls these red blood cells it's not like a 120 days and they just
00:16:32| disappeared after roughly 120 days there's stuff in the body that checks all the cells that go through it like stuff in your liver or something your spleen things that purify your blood
00:16:42| they say you know it purifies your blood is altering at night it filters it filters it to check the blood cell to make sure it's it's good it's in the right shape like all the hay all your
00:16:53| little edges look good they look good you're good well around a 120 or so the edges start to get dented bigger picture for Britta Jim and they get a little stiffer too and they get stiffer as well
00:17:05| not to just be a jerk and your spleens like hey red blood cell you're dead you're gone yeah they were starting to kill blood cells in fact either your body kills as many red blood cells as it
00:17:21| creates it's like a constant constant balance huh I thought was like Dan that's pretty pretty ruthless cuz as you get older - it's your red blood cells get a little bit more I would say funky
00:17:33| all those things happen and they happen more rapidly which is why I didn't believe that like red blood cells that are stiffer and a little bit out of whack they can't get to as many places
00:17:42| so you starting to have memory issues you start to be weaker just overall your blood is the key to staying young interesting they did a test Adam am sure oh yeah they did tests in mice it's not
00:17:56| it's not fully confirmed but it's multiple sources that said if you take mice and you put it through a maze and they're different ages you have a young Mouse and an old mouse the old mouse
00:18:05| once he forgets how to go through the maze he won't be able to go through it again I'll just be confused every time but if you take a young Mouse's blood and put it in the old the old mouse the
00:18:15| old mouse start to learn how to go through the maze again because he's got gonna start growing new neurons he's gonna have baby neurons that help him go through the mains so it's the blood
00:18:25| creating neurons is my question I think the blood is enabling the brain to have oxygen in the areas that it's tough to produce more stuff so that is that's my table so old blood can't reach
00:18:37| every part of the brain maybe yeah plus there's I think there's different types of proteins there's there's like thousands of different proteins in the blood okay so the proteins might also
00:18:46| people might not have as many or something mm-hmm which leads us into like blood doping and all the genes it does let's go into it do you know anyone who blood dope I looked up his name
00:18:56| twice I forgot how to spell it Chuck J did you get it I know I always go straight yeah he was the rager Z very sick who's gonna be that you have to stall for saying I do although now that
00:19:10| so what blood doping is turf on offer easy Lexie syrup syrup on up he dialing sanathana yeah that's him we should let into what blood doping is so blood doping for those of you who don't do it
00:19:23| mm-hmm we have the others do it before every episode yeah it gets us up concerned or what's going O wanted to punch my microphone buy beer and like break something yeah really
00:19:34| wanted to the rule ooh neighbor Lou what country you're from roughly one litre of blood from you usually a doctor sometimes your barber sometimes a dentist so I thought they would just
00:19:49| inject it air it into you you want to stab you with it just like until it like a smart to push it it definitely has to be your blood I think your blood up they run it in a centrifuge
00:20:01| they love the spin ship we all know that they take the red blood cells usually they freeze it for like a week or two anyway tolls before your big tournament
00:20:10| before the Columbine geez compound by I might I make combine yeah it's I live in America will a school shooting sorry it's hard it is we're gonna have a whole episode on that I think it won't play
00:20:23| but yeah we must it's an American problem basic people it's an American problem guns I'm in the market where I get into it
00:20:32| political here them haters anyway at the combine hmm maybe you have a big tournament the championship game whatever so those red blood cells they take them frozen and they reject them
00:20:45| into your body like either the day before the day of I believe and your but your body's filled with so many extra red blood cells that you didn't need more oxygen that's just oxygen flying
00:20:56| around mother-effer flying all your muscles you're able to do more than you usually do the only issue is it's kind of like doing cocaine and that I think it puts extra stress on your or
00:21:11| increases the viscosity of your right right right yeah bus Casa t-there's happy boy I've grown up anyway Russians are famous for doing this I know that's prejudice but yeah but they do it
00:21:27| because it's hard to trace because imagine doing a blood test were you gonna find up more of my blood okay you got too much of your blood we read all the reports like you can't
00:21:36| figure that out huh how do they trip trace it I think I don't know maybe trace amounts of maybe when you make too much blood it makes too much waste blood or something or like your bike holes too
00:21:51| much blood so your spleen shows something or I don't like you could have a urine test assume urine test maybe the like yeah maybe your kidney filters out extra blood cells and then it they find
00:22:01| extra blood cells in your urine so what they're like extra blood it's thinking yeah I get all this blood urine because I'm an American I drink Budweiser and I beat my wife did you say a person like
00:22:15| that would have blood in their urine Matt oh right I don't know I think their wife their wife would all right I guess they could both be they could be like a big open the other one would anyway did
00:22:29| it show those are reading is there wait though I only read like two sentences of that but okay hmm yeah they said difficult to detect okay that's fair mm cuz it's your own blood
00:22:43| it's not like there's a foreign drug you can test for ya yeah you chump you've been positive for your own blood type it you tested positive sir oh my god for what your own but we didn't talk about
00:22:56| blood touch ooh blood type I didn't have well my piece of paper that's okay good so I can I can run this one so we get a B and a B the a B and a B and then oh and that all that
00:23:11| means you say you're describing it an Abba album yeah so so so Oh essentially has these antibodies a and B whereas like an a B doesn't have any anybody's it's as simple as it gets
00:23:30| did you describe that poorly did you say Oh has anybody Oh has antibodies in the plasma to specify so if you have it's really weird so I can any will have an it it it I
00:23:44| know you ate it I do that's okay that's okay has a anybody's attached to its be anybody's attached to it uh-huh a B has both both mother effer I got both that's why an O is none oh yeah sure
00:23:59| nothing just say nothing don't tell people with the plasma you're gonna confuse the people at home yeah I understand has nothing but also for those in the advanced class actually has
00:24:10| something in the plasma yeah it has anti a and anti B does it yeah so they're they don't really know why they don't know why it developed this way or why people have different blood types
00:24:22| probably different tribes back in the day or it could be they also think that it has something to do with being a having immune responses to different things so someone who has Oh tight blood
00:24:33| they have immune responses to a and B because they have the anti a and anti B in their plasma whereas someone who's a B has no response which means that they could be more susceptible to different
00:24:44| diseases true but they can also take anybody's blood for a donation mmm that's pretty fantastic you didn't do know this I I do know this blood type a B Universal take it I'll take it yo I'm
00:25:01| a B give me whatever you got give me some Oh give me a give me some because it maybe I can take it all blood type oh I can't have any oh my god keep me over there I can't have B please the
00:25:12| big a B mmm excuse me I just need no but ironically those people are the universal donor because everybody loves Oh blood then I drink Oh blood at least once a week it doesn't bother me
00:25:26| hold on we're gonna shake your drink though just oh I have a number for that too I know you do you have a limit for how mature you how much any drinking hold on
00:25:36| I can drink something doing kegs was like blood sausage when 86 I can drink succumb to iron poisoning were 26 liters that's big how many no way yeah before he succumb
00:25:54| to iron poisoning I would throw up and die probably from volume and whatever else is in there but before the iron got to me 22 colluded I'm sure you weren't missing like a period yes are you sure
00:26:07| I'll give it to you because like the article I read retired it says nothing to do with any of the others but yeah yeah what though like three yeah the reason you can't drink human blood water
00:26:16| it is it the iron is that you can't filter out iron you don't know why yeah it was twenty six liters you better double-check me yeah I'm gonna say instant 2.26
00:26:24| it's probably not 26 because the one I read was like in terms of like teaspoons so you're talking about like cups like you drink it with a cup of blood and you're probably okay don't don't quote
00:26:34| me on that I thought it had nothing to do with the iron the iron you could die from but it would take a while there oh you would don't leave
00:26:42| people era come on you look it up I didn't know give me that you've man you're on point go hit it wait I was free I don't know I didn't search I don't want to interrupt I don't want to
00:26:53| argue with you as I could be wrong I don't want to agree with you but I could be right so anyway um hmm what we're getting at is people with a different blood type than me are bad people with
00:27:05| the same blood type me arguing I don't even know I'm gonna get Dan's blood type you don't know your blood that I think I know what it is I would go off my okay what you are I know what you are I can
00:27:15| tell by the way you act ready get a guess yeah what's that for B - no you're a B - nope a - I'm hey I don't know I don't know how impulsive - I don't know what's the Reese the Risa
00:27:33| we're routine a weird Oh Navy bus Wow are we both the same blood type hmm this is dying we got robbed yeah I think Mercury's in retrograde I hope you know mercury is blood solid goal and that's
00:27:51| why people get mercury poisoning and die huh did you know that is that the Mad Hatter is that it actually got seeped into their blood a little bit actually if mercury touches your skin it's so
00:28:04| soluble it goes in there and it will it will mix with your blood so well so so well like a fine wine it's beautiful you guys to try it but it mixes with you and eventually is filtered in liver it's up
00:28:19| into your brain and sticks into parts up here so eventually I'd record here mercury and your kidneys mercury and your liver and mercury and your you're dead mm-hmm if I give a whole week it's
00:28:30| like fine dining like those fish that have to sushi in such a way so that they avoid the poison it's like if you had mercury droplets on a plate which is sprinkling mercury but it tastes
00:28:38| fantastic the wrenches they do a little more Simpson when I think of that is that where it is a little fork and knife he's just like the Homer is the Simpsons where they have the Blowfish that's
00:28:48| poisonous exam one it's like 18 squares you have to cut one exact diameter let's I think it's like one first few seasons of The Simpsons that's all I feel like that is too as a little
00:29:01| kid I recorded all those on my VCR and watch watch from a kopeck did you yeah I don't remember them though cuz I'm drinking I was not allowed to watch this episode what no
00:29:10| you sheltered hold on yes and you know what the worst part is no I told my mom yes I could it was on Fox I still remember this she turned it on because it was literally longer and it was an
00:29:24| episode when mr. burns was on and he called home were a bastard and said he was something else and he said another bad word my mom said and that's why we can't watch this it's a language and I
00:29:37| was like like what was I gonna say he literally called herself a bastard and said maybe damn it hurts I'm surprised that your parents were strongly against it they're super strict
00:29:50| in some respects that people don't realize I was very strict I was Catholic the only the only thing I drank was the blood of Christ movin on movin on movin on movin on movin on movin on movin on
00:30:06| blood disorders the craziest thing in the world in my opinion is the malaria sickle-cell thing did you come across this at all I did I did alright so malaria affects your red
00:30:19| blood cells it makes them hard a drain transforms them it no no no that's it don't malaria okay malaria harden yourself it messes it up it it essentially kills it makes
00:30:33| it weird and your blood clots and you often die from malaria in the same area in Africa sickle-cell sickle-cell focus are out saying that like I was cool not because I'll
00:30:47| slurring my words sickle-cell makes your actual red blood cells shaped like a sickle it's a whole different shape which means it can't carry as much oxygen you're
00:30:59| usually not as healthy this can also lead to death these two things exist in Africa spread by mosquitoes hug spurred by blood do you know that um if you have
00:31:14| non-dominant sickle-cell anemia non-dominant as in correct and it gets passed on right correct it's a gene is passed on but it doesn't have it's not full-blown sickle cell anemia it's like
00:31:27| you have it it's like does this to your cell a little bit makes a little weird it's when you shake hands with your shit your hand shakes a little softer than any other person your spine crumples a
00:31:38| little and you shrink three inches down and then they say I don't get a raise this year anyway uh the people with that kind of sickle cell um malaria can't affect them
00:32:02| they're like invincible to malaria really wait how does work like like because malaria needs a full healthy old red blood cell get infect you and screw you up and kill the person
00:32:14| so almost sickle cell they're like can't infect this thing it's stupid damn it I can't it has to do more with um the shape then releases some carbon dioxide and carbonate that chokes hmm the
00:32:32| disease so either way if you have some sickle cell you can't get malaria so it's like I get bitches I got so it's it's crazy that one disease having half of a disease keeps you from getting a
00:32:46| fatal disease so they're trying to figure out a way to harness the sickle cell stuff to inject people with that it's more like a vaccine huh to give you a disease to protect you I love that
00:33:01| which I think it's cool right it's like fighting diseases with diseases it's badass do you look at any other diseases that you can get via blood like HIV go it's a huge one they're actually never
00:33:15| heard of it so I was listening to a podcast about blood is it yeah radio lab oh no okay I know who radio abbath he was talking about there's one artist that
00:33:29| would do crazy stuff but he would never touch blood because he was afraid of it because he was he was gay and he his lover had died from HIV so he's afraid of his own blood essentially because he
00:33:41| was positive too oh and he said this was during the epidemic where they didn't like this is one of the crazy things is that like blood is the transportation agent of the body so you have all sorts
00:33:53| of positive things that it does but the negative things people are fearful of like once you get diseased it's like all its bloods on me is that it's got blood all over and it's like you get like dude
00:34:01| it freaked out because all the diseases are definitely in the blood going into your blood and you're right so he was saying that like during like I would do a transfusion with any will bathe anyone
00:34:12| with any blood-borne pathogen they checked before him too dangerous for people do those you would have it no no I always go when then you get it dude it was a bit rare but yes also the people
00:34:22| do it yeah and then so he was one of those it was I who was important I don't know if you heard him but he he started doing things after he cut his hand one time when he was cooking and he started
00:34:35| making like childish things that were extremely dangerous so he would put it in his art so he put like a little like clown flowers quarters like the be full of water but like his if it was with his
00:34:48| own blood it was like extremely dangerous so like yeah so infectious diseases mixed with like child toys and like basic things that he'd put it in like a box so he couldn't touch it but
00:34:59| hey oh this is our right this is art yeah and he put them he puts his own HIV infected blood into like random stuff it looked harmless so like that's one thing about stuff that is apparently like
00:35:15| people wouldn't like take any caution - it's extremely deadly yeah it was scary he did get charged as a terrorist because he sent it overseas go yeah but he died from HIV so got over
00:35:34| the end didn't know some weird um as you talked about artists there's or his name Andres Serrano that's from my mom Metallica fans the album load is oh is that the blood mixed with alcohol mixed
00:35:52| with human say Iman I didn't know their alcohol was involved make the two I think that blood and semen five I believe five I believe that with the art he made several of these beauties I it
00:36:09| actually didn't say in the article which one was a Metallica album I was looking at them and I think it was photos remain load and reload were made similarly similarily do you only up um he made
00:36:21| this art in nineteen ninety so we did that figure it out oh that was pretty cool um yep mm-hmm it was five I lied said load and reload art I see looks like blood and urine and
00:36:36| semen if I was urine I think it's just blood and semen wow he's good if he just used to I couldn't go that expert I'd have to use of Jesus or bellman interesting thing is using blood a lot
00:36:57| at shock value mmm Portia Munson did no she did her famous piece minstrel print with tank oh did you see that the yarn yarn spinners no no this is on 1993 she used to just use her menstrual blood
00:37:17| over a newspaper and then it was over the middle of the newspaper and she would fold it and then it would look like a Rorschach test if that was I was like that's beautiful the thing that was
00:37:29| popular two or three years ago was that it would take a ball of yarn and they meet menstruating and stick it up there and then they'd so something with that ball yarn to make it colored that's
00:37:41| pretty cool for this yeah no I'm not disgusted by ladies call me out they can patent a good Detroit red link public Red Wings they called me
00:37:52| red Red Wings equally nice cuz you're Irish [Laughter] Anna Mendieta mean body tracks in 1982 spotty what it's called body tracks I
00:38:08| thought it was interesting because like I was like it's interesting but it's not I was like at the painting no no she did work on stage in like New York different theaters and she would rent out the
00:38:20| theater and everyone come see everybody's whispering wish what kind of life blood hmm on stage and dip her hands in the animal blood and she was wearing on the audience no she was throw
00:38:34| it on the canvas behind her um weird watches I was like that's just gross that's also Shakespeare Shakespeare he would go to place it and back then they didn't I mean they don't have any
00:38:46| substitutes what are they gonna do to make blood so they would just go to a butcher and say give me a bucket of blood for the play tonight what's he gonna do with it right now just like
00:38:55| well I just jailed last night I'm done bathing in it so here you go oh yeah you say like one of the lines is like you're standing on slippery ground so you they literally were the people who were
00:39:10| performing it we're standing in blood like interesting day after day more more ammo animal blood you have pictures of this or I don't know said Cameron Beckman was trying to 1998 my buddy
00:39:29| Aaron love that's close enough he'll they'll be great 1999 they preserve this corpse by blood doping it did you watch that with a girl is that how you know I just know it came out hmm this is
00:39:49| really bugging me one which Shakespeare love I hold my tea has number okay Isabella it had to be after high school now how do you Dora nice turn high school probably - OH - a thousand -
00:39:59| I'll say I'll say oh poor folks oops do it we're doing it live oh you're right 99 it was before high school yeah no wonder we work with girls yeah we have an
00:40:15| imperial yet huh your leadership coming coming of old age coming of age and blood in an album cover mm-hmm all right let's move on to something we all know and love it's
00:40:34| something yeah so malaria is transmitted by Stuckey - Blood yeah bloodsuckers are you serious yeah which is even animal that actually drinks blood there's not really one is there vampire bats - it's
00:40:49| the only one right please say it's the only one oh no V lamprey mosquito flea bedbug bird bleach and bats oh yeah and they're their hemophages what is it genome of each Humana phage
00:41:09| you say Oh like you're saying the tube it's it's like I said okay yeah he may he may have my baby and I said that's okay the interesting thing is about vampire
00:41:21| bats so humans they can't drink that much blood or else they would have higher in poisoning but I did is it 2.6 I don't know it doesn't say it's probably because you're some people are
00:41:33| iron deficient and it's probably very advanced the Vera's the human body varies a lot but vampire bats have a different tract so they can actually suck out the blood the iron and blood
00:41:43| before it gets into their own blood there's also the fact it's live a breaks down deep blood oh that two double-double mega isms almost every animal one this list has
00:41:56| weird saliva I don't know if mosquito does cuz I don't excuse have saliva hmm like the bats do the birds do not saliva but like an enzyme in their mouth I'm gonna break it down which I thought was
00:42:08| interesting but I guess that makes sense you're breaking down blood you break it into parts yeah now here's a question for it this is very serious if I had a gun to your head and I said
00:42:17| you had to drink someone's blood and I said here's Simone Gagne blood from when he was 30 and here's a hot girls blood and you saw her into smoke and hot whose blood would you rather drink this is
00:42:33| serious I got a gun on your head you'd better do it I'm a nerd in and I don't think either one of them might be neutral on it you have to I have a gun to your head it's not I don't wanna
00:42:45| drink are they both the same temperature yes it's kind of cool how cool it's like it's cool are they watching me as I drink their own blood I've no idea they're in the other room
00:42:57| hmm I she when I take half and a half onion he's like super trained yeah with a little bit know maybe there's some something there oh yeah probably the superhot girl we're
00:43:16| see you think drinking blood little sexually and that that that is actually perpetuated by other bloodsuckers vampires where that so Bram Bram Stoker he made them sec ago oh yeah I'm gonna
00:43:34| go bram stoker the first one to make vampire sexual yeah he turned them around and made him look like they were not what they really were Oh word all right here's just that everybody oh this
00:43:47| is elite India's gonna help you okay from 1920 to 2017 I checked Wikipedia and vampire movies that are strictly called vampire movies I found 83 movies 83 how many mental
00:44:04| Dracula no I have no clue how many named rakia and ruler - vampire based you found that no all right well anyway I have 82 movies right mm-hmm more than one a year because there's a
00:44:20| big break here's that was god bless from the year 2000 to 2006 there were 13 vampire movies ah the year of the vampire may remember Twilight mm-hmm
00:44:35| Twilight I said bonkers that below seems like it alone stick it anyway yeah it's trust named speak um it was like the sexy Dracula ripoff being popular oh yeah why is it
00:44:53| popular though starting with Stan Bram like that first yeah Bram Stoker's am broker yeah so vampires vampires today are super sexy and they're like a strong they're
00:45:09| beastly and they're seductive to that's one of the qualities like they made them so they were like like not admirable but like an object of desire and controlling to which I think women love I don't know
00:45:24| I mean I haven't watched Fifty Shades of Grey in its entirety straight through but I think that's I think that's what they like
00:45:34| okay alright so I want to break down two things here short one this is an admission for the podcast I didn't share this with a lot of people but I'll do it I've never
00:45:45| heard anyone maybe it hurts me my girl from was obsessed with True Blood okay yeah in which can we talk for the audience is like a sexy vampire version yeah it's on rip ever chance what those
00:45:59| name they um they're all looking one of them it's okay yeah anyway it sees like super buff vampires that always had six packs over ours guard you say Eric skarsgård
00:46:11| Eric Arthur a car that this cars gonna shame fast enough the acting Gary yeah and whoever bill Compton's real name is he's in Lewis though [Music]
00:46:20| anyway um good-looking male dudes who are immortal so you burn all out and they're super strong and they can control you a little bit and they will get one a P down to plough
00:46:33| they want to play out anyway um and they do because it's a raid it's HBO they can do whatever the hell they want mmm there's like full-on sex scenes where the woman's moaning and the
00:46:43| vampires don't like hundred-mile-an-hour it's a gun SuperSpeed yeah they can change superfast your complaint do exactly what he's doing but on paper maché baby come here my
00:47:02| muscles look pretty big they called me and call me a Dracula for a full year but she would we would watch it and she would get very turned on oh yeah oh my god yet did she ask you just don't drink
00:47:19| we drink like Red Bull vodkas and watch it like night movie go well and feeling less than True Blood was true blood was good TV and it made for good after TV Tom saying it's good time anyway
00:47:37| anyway good time intellectual nature about vampires that came out after Stan broke her I know his name you know was God in me it became like the hip thing especially
00:47:49| Twilight him around all this stuff there's a there's a sexy nature to dracula now back in the day around 1921 he look like Nosferatu for those at home look it up Nosferatu
00:48:04| he was his big nose pale you'll look at mother effer who had all white skin weird scales all over the place he would just creeper in doorways like this so in a movie the most brought
00:48:18| to the original 21 know the book by Bram Stoker it was a 1897 really it was it was a good time a joke did that that's pretty cool it was that one sexy that's what changed it so I'm gonna talk about
00:48:33| like the science of what was going on so people are believing that super I guess superstitions were happening like animals were dying I would assume that people were just doing random crazy
00:48:45| stuff they're trying to steal blood and test things out and eat animals and gobble stuff but you have animals like - Maron Grazia hmm we've all been there and so they were looking for a reason a
00:48:56| night at the bar yeah they're all farmers so they lost their favorite sheep or goat or whatever they might they're Welsh this is all English so give it to your least favorite so one of
00:49:10| the reasons why they were like you know these things of vampires exist so they would find that dead bodies once they've been buried looked like they were alive and that they had blood around their
00:49:21| mouths and it's because when a body starts to decompose it starts to rupture what was that like no it's a its internal organs would start to rupture and then all the blood that's inside of
00:49:37| your body it starts to mix with all the bacteria that's growing in there and then it would come out of your orifices so like if you caught a fresh body that had just died and then it would spit up
00:49:49| blood naturally you would think and look at its face and think this thing's a vampire just fed because it has blood all over its mouth and that fits in with some of the vampire cures - I like the
00:50:01| ways to defeat vampires like if you put a stake through their body you would release all the gases that would force the blood out of their mouths so it'd make it look like they never fed you
00:50:13| like that I'm glad you never heard it I'm absorbing it right now and I'm like it's kind of but I can't see because back in that day it makes sense yeah because people don't know what's going
00:50:22| on Oh what that why it they're like spike um spike um and then I like see he never became a vampire stabbed them through the chest baby so there's some sort of some stuff out there I'm sure
00:50:36| people were just messing around with their peoples farm animals and awful ways a chupacabra mm-hmm I just skip right to it you did so I was hoping the other bloodsuckers apparently drinking
00:50:52| blood it's like a cheat code we think about it right so your blood is coursing through you it's carrying all your nutrients drops do you need it's going everywhere it's like whoa whoa giving
00:51:04| you on your good stuff if someone's bypassing let's drink your blood and steal those nutrients it's kind of badass what do them say yeah cuz your blood is
00:51:15| it's not your it's not really like your soul but it's your lifeforce like it anymore leaning is like a serious thing like if ever there's an accident and there's blood there like you were like
00:51:25| aah oh no check this hold on I came up with this quote on my own it's not even a quote it's more of a note I took a me it made me think more than the rest of everything I did this vodka
00:51:36| mmm good life is the opposite of an office setting no it does like can you imagine being at your desk the very opposite of being at your desk every day it is blood because the office
00:51:53| setting is professional it's what's going on it's how I can dump myself blood is what's going on inside you that you can't control blood is your essence what is your life force essentially but
00:52:07| if you see your life force that's a bad sign because chances are actually in your body the only time you see blood is when you're dying so that's why I think it became very popular in ancient Mayan
00:52:19| ancient cultures hmm so those opposed that's the tribe that would bring people to the top of the temple pyramid what I've got is in chocolate Gulf of Mexico called the serpent I believe the book
00:52:31| was cold I got cheats Anita and all that stuff they had like crazy games that would digit brutalize people if they failed and it's weird because I guess in there they weren't doing anything wrong
00:52:42| here we're just releasing what it's like the same thing in the vein it's the same vein as a bloodletting I was like you've got demons inside of you you have to release them so they thought oh you're
00:52:53| just replenishing the good blood and releasing the bad blood all right it's kind of weird in which dollar tree I don't disagree with it if you had the evidence they had back in the day you
00:53:05| have but I also don't know that I agree with it obviously I'm like oh maybe we should do more researcher like no no we cut we make blood we let loose the demons and you will see that
00:53:18| yeah okay give you that to like but that's my wife we let her go it's like yeah what do you say you know to me hmm it's just weird I don't know they send that Shakespeare used blood like more
00:53:38| often than Michaels a slippery ground don't think I'd am afraid I'm not I'm not but in any of his like his discourses monologues he used blood more than once per
00:53:51| monologue like blood was so infused in the way people thought they thought it was more like a life force so they they focused on blood and guts and their farmers too because they're used to like
00:54:03| butchering animals and having blood everywhere and realizing that blood means your life is going to make sense I mean um blood is written down somewhere Oh
00:54:15| blood is the bridge between medical and spiritual hmm I forget who oh I know it was huh so there's a group of people hundreds of thousands according to the article in Rolling Stone was about
00:54:30| vampirism in America this came out low around 20 2006 it's called medical sanguine Aryans huh it's these people that actually drink human blood hmm so hold on down that's not too far-fetched
00:54:47| the they said they do this they're a very oh we're good I read that Scythians they were like a middle-eastern tribe way back when when they took over people the first person that they killed in
00:55:00| battle they'd drink their blood it's good that's good that's good yeah that was good glad I don't live in that time I don't have my blood drinkin oh I wouldn't be the first code be serving
00:55:21| the drinks but there are people this article came out I want to say two years ago maybe three it's a group of people a big story came out in New Orleans New Orleans knowledge I know New
00:55:44| Orleans saying that song I said over hump I've never been there well I did anyway I didn't announce a fully the pilot didn't say it did make it to Texas
00:55:59| I enjoy Texas at Austin anyway they uh they have someone they meet a line come here you test clean we're going to medically cut your back and then like three or four people are gonna drink
00:56:14| blood for a minute what he's like he's like okay cool oh this is a thing if you look this article up young people who do this yeah they want clean blood what's crazy is this guy did it
00:56:28| for Rolling Stone article whoever it was he got a look it up and three people drank his blood and when they were done they were like it wasn't that good it tasted sort of not as metallic as it
00:56:38| should and and d-minus for blood and the art and I mean they make a good point there's four different blood types I mean there's healthy what you do with your diet hydrated you are you know it's
00:56:54| true maybe maybe he's blood that time sucked they don't give you instructions to make sure your blood is the peak performance how are they gonna know if you're a volunteer you know to read it's
00:57:04| true sure do they say how much you're paying up it didn't he didn't say the aren't I tried it skin it's like there's like a weird blood donor so hold on these
00:57:13| people then peer whatever they are sangryeol sure Sangeeta sarni don't love they don't love True Blood they don't love Bram Stoker's Dracula they don't love
00:57:28| jacking off to Dracula they don't love all this they tried it to heal their stomach ailments um a skin ailment and one other thing there like it heals us it makes us feel better for two weeks at
00:57:43| a time and then after two weeks I can't have bowel movements I feel really weird my skin gets flaky I feel clenched and I need to drink human blood and Connor and a vampires
00:57:55| and I was like hopefully shit they might really be vampires in a way so they keep having to do it but they do it very it's very professional right the person giving blood is always willing the
00:58:10| article said we're always in contact with them they were always willing there was never a moment where they're like I don't want to do this I don't give their blood and people drink it it's like okay
00:58:21| huh kind of first up so they did it in glass so they pour on a cop I just they kept showing shot glasses a unit with the meal I don't know a juicy steak I'm not a boy don't even bother don't
00:58:37| even bother hmm but that leads into other like blood donations okay there was um so like back in the 1950s they said like support your troops by donating blood is the first
00:58:49| time they could actually take blood out of pit bull and give it to other people yeah mm-hmm but back then they used to pay people so it used to become blood from people who are kind of junkies or
00:59:02| lower class because they needed the money and they would ask them like do you have any diseases or any Paula BA and I said no no I'm good so they decided at a certain point that
00:59:13| blood needed to be donated freely because upper-class blood is better than Laurel oh yeah hey yeah that's the one I was so he became as kind of like free donation thing and that's now it is
00:59:26| nationally but blood is also kind of traded to once you put it into the blood bank the blood bank sells your blood for a certain price and there's certain areas like New York City does not
00:59:37| collect enough blood to cover the people there so blood is brought in buying blood yeah it lasts for about 42 days so you can bring in blood from pretty much anywhere in the country to transfuse it
00:59:49| into people who are in New York and York will pay that blood for that blood and that's how certain blood banks make their money six weeks that's pretty good yeah that's right a
01:00:00| point yeah pretty damn good oh I know our stuff we do we got it really shit covered mmm oh yeah did you get into any other blood cult groups I didn't get in uh yeah I
01:00:22| didn't get any cult I got kind of weird stuff like witches and then how true haic magic like things that are like symbolic well I'm magic yeah oh yeah dude
01:00:34| black magic school because it's like it's like the warding off of evil spirits but it's like demented you know it's like well there's someone alive about blood blood is the connection
01:00:46| between life and death when you think about it that's true something that's dead has no blood something that's alive is full but when you see blood you're either dying or I mean you're going in
01:00:57| between gotcha I'm sorry officer I cannot commit in you with this let it be shown for the record this is a jury of women they're just like ah I'm trying to impress women and
01:01:27| then that goes no no I didn't mean any of it I didn't mean any of it then the women they're just like ah I thought oh you would just do it anyway girls women are women in general actually we covered
01:01:47| almost every detail except the last one I had here which is a little disturbing there's a group out there called the Kit Kat Alec they do a transubstantiation hmm why don't you
01:02:02| transubstantiation okay it sounds messed up but they they do a whole practice where they pray their God and make their oats and all that and then a turn bread and water and wine into human skin and
01:02:19| blood that's pretty good like it sounds it sounds pretty effed up takes at any morons if you knew him pretty interesting huh I'm gonna spin off on animals I'm gonna spin although although
01:02:38| shout out Eric s who went to high school with us who everyone had to go up and get eucharist mm-hmm they were forced to like everyone does it and and the person
01:02:51| the teacher called on and he went you have to go up and get you first you know it's a sacrilege to get it when you're not like exactly do you know what he said thanks no thanks I had a big
01:03:04| breakfast in their faces good good the one thing I did notice in my research somehow I came off to this this old English tale about the mayor there's this demon that sits on your chair or
01:03:23| the mayor the mayor ma re so the mayor this demon would sit on your chest when you're sleeping and he would what that is dude I know this guy he would he would cause you to have terrible dreams
01:03:36| scary dreams that's where the term nightmare comes from really yeah because you know what that is and sleep paralysis I have it oh yeah yeah it's a real thing you wake up and you can't
01:03:51| move and then your head wife or girlfriend is trying to choke eat it so sleep paralysis for those at home who don't know is where your eyes and brain wake up before your body does do you
01:04:06| know when you're asleep the reason you don't just flail around like this and do this because you haven't planned it you late again appendicular means but it could be right
01:04:15| I think it is when you wake up your body is like free it moves around I go to sleep your body purposely kind of paralyzes yourself prior right door made its
01:04:24| you don't hit yourself so you don't roll around so you don't do weird crap yeah so it's freezes you so part of your brain wakes up and your eyes wake up you know I go I'm awake but you can't move
01:04:36| your arms your legs your whole body and this has happened to me several times and I thought I was freaking the f-bomb out you'll wake up and look and the door looks like it's opening forever oh no
01:04:51| wait this is Lois yeah it looks like it's opening but it's opening for like a full five minutes that's the marilee sitting on a loop Eddie you're terrified and the more
01:05:08| terrified you get the more you can't move is that weird thing the mayor loves that oh he does and then usually it's accompanied by either a shadow you see or like a pressure on your chest a stone
01:05:21| shallow breathing yeah yeah you're describing it very well I don't know if you have a Google a little bit very well I've seen experienced have you oh wait do you know how to beat it
01:05:35| to be the mayor no beat beat them yeah I swear to god no I have a way I can cure it every time it's the funniest goddamn thing in the world your first Born's blood yeah yeah okay but maybe that's
01:05:51| the drive and learn that yet oh you write this down everyone write Mersey word when you know it's happening you know what's happening like there's no questioning we can kind of figure it out
01:06:03| right I save my locusts you have to immediately think to yourself Dan the son of a bitch write this down dan this son of a bitch i'ma beat it and wiggle left right left
01:06:16| right wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle hold on and if it don't work say Dan guess you're gonna have to wiggle left right left right you say it to the thing at the
01:06:27| door or whatever and at that point the door still opening you're like anyway you're looking at the door and it doesn't wait and you're like I just told you and
01:06:38| you're looking around you realize everything kind of a fake when you say this is like white yeah it's a little bit fuzzy like I'm not scared anymore I'm like you gonna do something and then
01:06:50| whatever you can try Oh move your fingers move your hands would be like jab really get you anyway it's not as scary when you're doing all that fuck trust me don't you have power over it
01:07:02| right it's not a big deal the nightmares the mayor that's interesting though I had no idea yeah I love that's the one thing I love doing this podcast because I research thinking
01:07:13| something and I'm like something really common that we always use it's like oh there's a there's a core origin for this stuff brings us to the final thing that I had why - I guess these are kind of
01:07:26| just interesting things moulage so like you know and a moulage kit is to train doctors for different types of wounds so they'd have fake blood and wash kits to show that like this is what leprosy
01:07:40| looks like so they'd have like a a mannequin that had like lesions and the lesions would look real so they'd like feel like what is this the Maj kit it has a whole baking assortment of
01:07:53| diseases that would you would apply to a human body okay that's kind of a crazy thing I actually found one in like a radiation bunker one time and I opened it up and I was like what the hell is
01:08:04| this shit it's like this 1970s and it was just like it freaked me the hell out that's all yeah it's cool that's cool so that leads into like blood spatter so like Dexter like the way they solve
01:08:19| crimes is by determining like where they hit somebody with an axe or like where their blood shed everywhere and then like you said it show Dexter is a show yeah because I've heard of it but I've
01:08:35| never seen it it's a baby that was born in blood that loves blood and cannot resist his urge for blood it's my teeth were any yellow or I'd have a problem that they're oh yeah the
01:08:47| tint of red there were just shows you like blood isn't lifeforce because like the physics applied to blood like if you were to kill somebody there be blood everywhere there's a certain amount of
01:08:58| blood there's a way you spray blood there's a way blood gushes there's like you can tell time based on how much like blood comes out of a person and then you can tell that like they didn't die in
01:09:08| this place because there aren't five point six liters of blood in this one spot they were moved it's a very dynamic thing it's a flowing things it's a pulsing thing hmm and that's what
01:09:20| I got about blood I was so weird thing no if you ever watch that show it's amazing like they have like a fake head and he tries to strike it with like different objects I'm like oh it's like
01:09:35| they did from the right yeah he's left-handed it was the butler like that kind of a thing exactly balls are never bullet trajectory for his stuff Falls of the blood I think law and order will go
01:09:52| down in the next 200 300 years it's the best show ever made I think about that except on the ones where they use technology and they're like we can we can't trace them it's like why not
01:10:04| because we're gonna make stuff up about why we can't trace them is IPS shield up but that's that's a limitation of the time I'm saying all in order is the best show because it brings up a situation is
01:10:21| no and it brings up best cameos if you that's like Seinfeld it brings in people that were amazing actresses and actors before they were even big names right yeah dude
01:10:36| if you look up lawn or cameos Denton sometime oh shit you got more no I'm just telling you if you just Google like Oh laughs and looking at all the people it is every
01:10:54| summer like the jet it's everyone who's ever happy that has a you know Martin's sure got his Hey Panettiere Bradley Cooper sir hi oh Jesus oh you're looking to the same age
01:11:08| I had probably we got excited Elijah you are you looking at the same page keep going keep reading metal that time no I stopped it he distracted easily dude how she was the child yeah did you
01:11:26| see that it's crazy huh that's the same from what's-her-name from watch Nicole I don't know who you are time Robin Williams the hold on Robin Williams in an episode as like a just random SUV no
01:11:41| no I ride he was he was on the phone he would do different different voices to confuse them so like they'd leave and they call him and he'd be like the the shop clerks in the city
01:11:53| Hilary Duff seeing James Brolin oh my god anyway if you look law and order has the most famous people its lawn order you said look up law and order
01:12:10| that's james van der beek know anyone who's on Law & Order I want to be on Lawler at one point has like a elevator guy that gets killed or says yeah I didn't hear nothing Saturday
01:12:24| night good luck guys to like the cops that go up the elevator he's like that one Hey well no even the one that's done you know what I would love to be the killer
01:12:32| oh you mean hire Gatien czar correction him last time I didn't make any mistakes I want to say something about memory but I'm not sure if I think you'll like the one the direction we going here though
01:12:51| so Alzheimer's so people get the less thing so the last things that people actually remember about their lives is music like their own limbic system gets triggered and they can actually remember
01:13:03| things through music and that's one of the final thing before they actually go what do you think about that it's interesting you bring that up because I was going to mention how
01:13:14| commercials TV shows camera cuts in the jitterbug they would say we're watching TV camera cuts do this we haven't got again ding camera got again book ding ding I
01:13:34| think there's actually a science to camera cuts now that um in a time signature I think music you listen to is a time signature the reason I know this hold on I wanted to bring some for the
01:13:45| podcast but it didn't I was listening to heavy metal music temple everyone looked them up tea has to eat up no no just Apple temple t enpe el temple they have um two CDs that are big hits
01:14:02| they're from Arizona American group three-piece band they make instrumental metal I love their CD from CDs but I love the one CD one of the best cities I've heard in my life I've been
01:14:17| listening to it for a week now I text one of my friends band Brian and he was like remember temple and I was like oh my god you're absolutely right there's a great entire life I've listened to Oprah
01:14:29| let's read a straight it's got me goin it's got me feelin great I was listening to a while singing out trash and I was watching my son watch um home the movie with little aliens I'm sooo know what
01:14:44| does the Big Bang fairies a nerd like okay anyway um I literally just happen to be watching it where it synced up the volume with the actions on TV it's called when you listen to a song that's
01:14:59| not made in conglomerates with a video but it's happens to sync up it's called animation ch economy animation shaitana me yeah it's where something lines up but
01:15:12| it's a coincidence hmm so you listen to a song it lines up with a video that's coincidence but they're not using they're using a standard rhythm time machine crap exactly so
01:15:22| everything happens it like one two beats per minute and talk about thor ragnarok in that video about exactly um hero I need hero I may be you he was battling
01:15:34| on the side he's just beating people down and it lines up well I was looking at my kid over his shoulder I was like this this video and I listened it was the most metal thing in the world I was
01:15:46| watching a Disney cartoon and it was like everyone was pointing and moving the way I thought I was like this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life
01:15:54| they wanted to cry because it was so beautiful but I realized you know it is what it is but it was beautiful and it's you time home with the little purple aliens with temple you're gonna have to
01:16:10| the manor at I'm just saying I could do it you can actually it looks badass as hell because it changed from verse the chorus to verse the chorus at the same time too but there's probably like an
01:16:23| amount of time your brain is paying attention it's probably like 30 seconds it's probably there's sort of linen inside Live Aid and it and then you know you take the probably pies applied
01:16:38| visually as well as mental I'm just saying I'm gonna say don't you need to put it together and then show me and then we could both discuss it if you have enough time it gets a blood flowing
01:16:49| that's all I'm saying in blood he's written in in port and so that pretty much covers everything we haven't talked about on blood what's uh so a little recap what you say I do um last question
01:17:03| I have for you hit it let's say you get into a crazy car crash okay you're freaked up my missing legs limbs my dear you'll need blood okay okay they only got two people there it's your
01:17:19| wife and a serial killer a super crazy serial ha ha ok they say hey listen we're gonna give him the blood this is your parents cuz you're unconscious whose blood should we give them and they
01:17:34| say well who do you want so it's not gonna kill them is it yep either that you're gonna have 100% of their blood in your body it won't even affect your day-to-day life I don't
01:17:48| think I don't know this goes back to the sheep and the madman and keep in mind you got to sleep with one of them every day the cereal good I mean I mean like imagine getting all her blood now you
01:18:04| gotta sleep with her that weird like too much you know deal yeah I don't know you're embodying Carla your D body huh I guess huh you have her blood and you're trying to sleep with her it's kind of
01:18:17| weird that's like the one time that's like the one time I woke up and my wife was uh she was choking on a cough drop and I gave her the Heimlich and I see anywhere life but next morning she gave
01:18:31| me barely any credit I was like I saved your life last night she's like yeah I guess wait wait that have a second just be like are you sure you wanna you gonna remember this in the
01:18:42| morning are you sure I get a lie bitch I feel like that would I mean if she saved my life with her blood she'd hold it over my head I would remember it and I would downplay it like she would do for
01:19:03| me I bet just to keep us humble Oh would it would it be weird if your entire blood was replaced with serial killer what for now what about organs like if you could do like if you could take all
01:19:17| your partner's organs because they like either one of you is gonna pass away this is like you're the better candidate take all our organs so you could live that's not a big deal to me I would do
01:19:27| it if I had here's the question would you do it just sewn like Wednesday like next Wednesday you guys do it then you're like well my organs are fine like that's the weird part
01:19:39| well you have to trade organs she should've died you're like and by the way over hence would you do it would you give a kidney next Wednesday shows up you have to take
01:19:53| all her organs because of a freak accident right she's dying and hold on no need you have to take her organs would you do it you mean you have to replace your own
01:20:05| organs with her organs or you have to temporarily keep her already decided so they survive if at first first part I'm okay with that would you yeah if we place all your
01:20:17| organs with her organs and you're cool yeah I think it's weird I feel like I had to do it that's fine I would take it I wouldn't I wouldn't link I'm here dude you become her when did you start being
01:20:32| like ah I'll be Zalman though you become a different person you take too many organs oh it's all I'm saying and there should be our next episode is transplants and how do they differ from
01:20:50| when they were yeah like Dan said he hates trans and I'm all about different stuff I'm a planting stuff though I'm trans Erick a transplant sir life-saving any folks what we got
01:21:06| everything would be a lot of weird stuff no can't recap there's no recap like you know time I'm tired of your shit go through a purpose composition doping diseases vampires bloodsuckers fake
01:21:32| blood we didn't talk about that's okay and then there's really fake blood or it doesn't really exist I'm trying to get there oh yeah no sir synthetic blood which will be were synthetic Boyd in my
01:21:49| notes because I have fake blood which could be newspaper uh do you want to cover that one piece because that's it is it so you watch the movie psycho Lily's dad
01:22:00| learns that chocolate syrup we actually I read five different facts a reserve know I've read in black and white it was on a newspaper his friend the water over and the ink came along
01:22:19| huh interesting that's crazy the communal so I have a separate mini story about my senior project in college was a hemodynamic flow simulator so it was mimicking the
01:22:33| blood flows in the body and we used to simulate blood water and cornstarch it's that simple oh that's pretty good that's pretty good that's simple to mimic the viscosity of
01:22:46| blood hmm some of the other properties of bread what other properties are they I'm not we're not doing oxygen oxygenation or anything like that you should have you should have yeah as a 22
01:23:00| year old senior in college I cure cancer Oh curing everything erectile dysfunction uh but you're waiting for that one no I'm waiting for erectile stopping you're
01:23:16| tired I can't live with this anymore that'd be amazing if there's a commercial about that one guy if you have this issue which none of you have yeah right now stopping comes live
01:23:30| tomorrow well I enjoyed this podcast and funky body and panderers and Nick would like to say that he really really does I like you folks riggan I'm gonna come to your homes and go you
01:23:56| I'm good sorry I sent it my throat was full I'm gonna come to your homes and check out this podcast it's the bee's knees check it out folks we like it we like it a lot have a good night
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