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00:00:41| [Music] well another episode another day oh my god I'm here we go making money the way I thought I would can do I would make money this way I don't know just a
00:01:15| calling in my life I do feel like I'm gonna run into like celebrities and they'll know me somehow yeah why Oh Selena Taylor area oh hey the end of a recurring name your name YouTube I've
00:01:37| got some some interests yeah they just popping up ha popping up we're gonna talk about Halloween tonight like it is about fear and Halloween and scares and also earth creepy things oh my god so if
00:01:55| you're under 18 you will be doing any time hey hey come at and something and probably play probably yeah yep okay cool tonight we're gonna get in a little bit of bomb Halloween as it's often
00:02:11| referred to north we're gonna get into a little history a little bit of some monsters so if you're really scared you might not want to tune in we're gonna get into some of the causes of fear
00:02:21| psychological physiological physical mental erotic fear go overboard I'm talking about all the big all the big ones and we're gonna get into fear and gentle and kind of exciting
00:02:36| thrill-seekers is play video games that make us afraid and watch movies and make us afraid and just mmm go to parks where kids are just it's feeling pretty to be fearful and make them fearful this is
00:02:52| one of the topics where I just like I started reading stuff and I just kept going and going and going and going and I have had the most the most links I've ever had researching it but I didn't
00:03:02| really read them because they're just like bringing back memories of watching a B and C mm-hmm you say oh yeah you're gonna talk about historical origins hmm oh wait that's
00:03:14| kind of like where what about the real the real origin the first time you were fearful as a child watching something on TV I accidentally saw we had VHS as we used to record TV uh-huh
00:03:26| it was popular when we had and had short circuit to Ghostbusters to which we were allowed to watch but probably should have been and poltergeist 3 was on poltergeist and that movie was like heck
00:03:40| over the top and cartoonish if you're an adult that was like six or seven it really it was creepy I'll say poltergeist you had a scene where the kid had braces no I didn't see I told
00:03:52| one and three I didn't see too well the braces start growing out of his mouth and wrapping around his head and then it engulfs them all the middle and then engulfs his dad and it starts to get
00:04:03| closer and closer to a circuit in the wall oh it was scary yeah I remember that even though I haven't seen it for the camera guy goes in the bathroom and the light in the bathroom turns like red
00:04:18| and then he looks in the mirror and himself and he can't it's like he's compelled to grab his face and he starts ripping off chunks of skin putting it into the sink he keeps doing it faster
00:04:29| and faster so he's just like skeleton and then like he blinked and he wakes up and it didn't happen but like that stayed with me for a long time of it whoo that's awesome dude that's creepy
00:04:39| it freaks you out creepy scares me more than like the monsters Bears don't care how long god oh my heart it just it spiked for a long hot second whoa I'm scared of that kind
00:04:52| of movie no I'm scared creepy movies creepy ass movies if your your creepiest movie and you're watching the podcast turn it off now don't want a creepiest movie follow I want I'm
00:05:04| subscribed care if they don't care if they donate to the patreon not welcome to creepy ass movie I thought your anyway towards a like are you afraid of the dark witch no those that's like cool
00:05:18| scary that's like that was like one of the first influences right I mean I started around season 95 ish I mean I used to watch it they would sit around the campfire and
00:05:27| tell the put the sand the sand good nobody likes to blow up little man yeah that's kind of that's kind of a really great idea for a show back in the day it was actually something pretty good do
00:05:39| you remember any of them yeah the recurring character was a real heavyset guy he's in a lot of stuff that Sado accent on the dough no mister look what he would say and I never got the
00:05:52| joke that like it's just Sardo I'm not mr. Sarto and like accent on this I just thought he was a goofy creepy old dude I knew like any I don't know episodes it Dickon Alan who um some of the actors
00:06:08| like who really what do you think about that role was like nothing it's like you just set around a campfire for a few minutes and then the story unfolded which had totally probably different
00:06:17| actors and characters yeah it rotated there were Isaac so right but I mean I feeling one of the campfire people's like but Nick from camp I feel absolute I think maybe there's someone else from
00:06:32| salute your shorts or someone from like hey dude was in it like I love how I love Powell growing up as a kid I didn't realize an actor could be on more than one show you could use any different
00:06:41| people somehow right I'm like yeah that's not him he's didn't hey dude it's like it's him he did both it's like no he's it hey dude you know yeah remember any of the episodes though like there no
00:06:54| I just I would say not really there were two that I remembered from leading from reading through the article about all the episodes there's one you didn't remember it you just read it anyway yeah
00:07:06| I go when I jog jog jog jog jog all-time in my mind so there was one about the kid playing a pinball machine in a mall and late hours did he get sucked in yeah there you go see these things could eat
00:07:26| of course he does good lord and then I remember towards the end he's standing at the top of an escalator thinking he's about to leave but then he stuck inside a pinball machine and like zooms
00:07:36| oh yeah the escalators part of the pinball machine and he's in a all pinball machine and whoever Bebo you defeated is like laughing and playing the machine or sitting out five others
00:07:46| on yeah yeah did they will end creepy like that or usually they end a good break a market for a child's you know no but like because I feel like a lot of them had this ending where they escaped
00:07:59| they learned their lesson and they won't do X again they won't travel down to that cave by the river and I feel like a lot of them more like that but maybe they were like five or seven who will
00:08:09| probably buy the same writer we could probably figure it out we're gonna write this interview that guy right are you afraid of dark writer who had all the dark endings you're sick dude yes
00:08:20| hundred sick of your sick Oh probably one writer right probably do you remember the lizard people one you go to a boarding school and they're feeding them strange sponge-like desserts they
00:08:33| go down in the basement I remember there was like a swimming pool filled with eggs and like glowy goopy green stuff was good and then yeah that sure didn't scare me at all but I think I took it
00:08:46| with a grain of salt because it was a TV show so production wasn't a tie that's like when I see him you know what I mean like inadvertently not I was like huh production isn't as high I'm not afraid
00:08:56| but just in the world no but I think like it didn't it just didn't scare me but talking about it right now that sounds scary freak me kiss it's freaky there was one I watched today actually
00:09:12| but I read and I get into the role on MVP in the show folks let me tell you I watched it because there was it was about hockey and there was a guy on my hockey team named Jake the snake and I
00:09:25| always thought like it rhymes it sounds good and he was slippery like a snake slippers like they made in are you afraid of the dark with Jake the snake in it and the guy trades his poor hockey
00:09:38| skills and his physique for a hockey stick that will score and he literally turns into a snake Oh until his frill saves him does it gradually turn into a snake like
00:09:52| this isn't mine get scales or something you should check out the hydrogen and he's like peeling off and he's scoring goals like mad he's being all cocky and stuff but yeah jake the snake' of my
00:10:06| hockey team apparently people copied it from Ari for the dark and I never realized it that's what he was called that woman that's how you do the way yeah I thought was a coincidence I'm
00:10:17| missing like all the inside jokes that probably people made about him like finding a hockey stick or like talking to somebody borrowing Augie stick yeah it's like the
00:10:26| kind of things you could have tonight huh I'm cool I missed a half your whole life like you realize like I guess I'm realizing right now how creepy and are you afraid the
00:10:35| dark is yeah there's a lot of dark stuff in there I didn't know there was one riddle I was like the first riddle I ever figured out it was the Sardo guy and he says put something in the basket
00:10:47| that makes it lighter it cannot be seen and it's not something people that I forget how the riddle goes I was like uh and it comes like a hole and I was like yeah a hole and like it occurred to me
00:11:02| like that was the coolest thing ever that riddle you putting a hole in the basket and it's lighter and you can't see a hole my mind was blown I was like this is the best riddle ever meanwhile
00:11:17| it's probably been told multiple millions of times multiple millions a ways but I mean great with anything right they put a hole in something yeah or he told my girls riddles and being
00:11:30| told Middleton multiple times over and over again yeah whoo he's changed the animal changing the story retweets faves hit our like button subscribe to the untanned errs on check all our socials
00:11:41| just please give some money I don't care don't I actually dare them not though Halloween I died don't dare them to do that October 31st precedence is a member because November 1st
00:11:59| now you're actually way long good thing I got here at Todd good thing so 434 how hollows in November first the next day all same day used to have to go to church or at least be off from school
00:12:12| it's a holy day of obligation folks obligate that day off after Halloween mom dad I can't go to school I'm countin candy November 2nd did you have off every day after Halloween I don't think
00:12:27| we did you should that's a shame it's a holy day of obligation you want to talk to the Pope about your school that's good yeah yeah shut them down anyway November 2nd is all souls day so the
00:12:43| whole idea of these three days it's called all hallowtide it's a three day event it's it's a celebration of the dead and saints who refer to as Hallows martyrs and my favorite the faithful
00:12:59| departed i didn't look it up I just know it's often said in church and quick shout out to the faithful departed because they're not dead they're not Saints not martyrs they're faithful
00:13:09| departed like unfaithful depart it means they went to hell I'm probably sure someone in the clarifications please except for us we'll send you all online
00:13:22| I will mention a quick clarification from last time that sleaze do Meredith Brooks bitch huh on the lover understand bitch yeah I think you had misidentified the artist I just want to clarify it was
00:13:36| Meredith Brooks how you were right I was interested Meredith Brooks before I said it was a lot of corset mmm Helen are stink for me yeah Agatha the shame the red Dolly cheeks it's the white light
00:13:55| from the monitor yeah moving on Halloween began because um Gaelic and Celtic traditions I want to say this is first time okay they borrowed from a couple pagan
00:14:15| holidays San Haim the iconic pagan festival sounds like fun hard to even say the words I'm pronouncing it wrong but that's fine the Christians keep stealing holidays anyway
00:14:26| that's I didn't find this anywhere but the Christians stole all the Christmas stuff right they were all pagan things I'm finding out Halloween was all pagan stuff they stole so my guess is and I
00:14:39| didn't do a report on this I didn't do any research competing but I think not even competing it's 13th century Christianity is kind of boring I mean like where they have except the book and
00:14:48| like some stories and stuff I think they were like we're missing out on the parties the traditions why don't we just take them and make them ours and a you'll get people talking be it's like
00:15:00| ours nail and see it's ours now yeah plus people who are participating in the festivities they say well let's do the Christian festivity rather than the paid one oh yes
00:15:10| and they're still doing there and they're still having fun right and you I mean for some reason the pagan the word pagan has like a negative connotation for me duh I think it does too I was a
00:15:20| wee yeah we raised that way and I think that's wrong I think the page a pagan is just like a different type of religion and Hagen's just non Christian non-christian
00:15:29| I'm god-fearing I guess so I don't know as a connotation it just was given to us but anyway um hollow was quite literally um all hallow II which was All Saints evening but the way they wrote evening
00:15:44| back then was like Ian it's a key apostrophe end is Ian is baby or baby right and they did so so that it became all hollow zine and then it was like hallo
00:15:57| hey save evening was like the night before All Saints Day I'm legally go back in the past and try to understand them like why no don't well like there are still groups of people today you try
00:16:09| to understand your look that's back a sack words but your solution you're just like and back then they didn't even have the Google you imagine arguing with someone we're like you couldn't prove
00:16:19| them they were wrong it's like no you're an idiot this they're like I don't think so sunny you better talk to the minister down the street and it's like no you Chirk thank you but uh the reason it all
00:16:36| they stole from the whole tradition the original pagan use of it was because it was the end of the harvest and there was a belief that the winter was coming and that when winter was coming evil spirits
00:16:50| lives nor in the darkness so they were closer to the earth and the idea was you would actually on this three-day festival you would put food or drinks and on your front doorstep as an
00:17:04| offering hey evil spirits the dead that have come before me yeah go please take it and leave me alone you're probably just hungry these ones in bread here's some bread I'm the
00:17:14| bread the miele they believe your livestock alone they'd survive the winter all good stuff you have to leave a chair in your house alone for a dead person to keep someone to sit there also
00:17:24| okay that's creepy that's where like these quick links are coming in and around 16th century Ireland and Scotland right when they are bringing in all these new traditions for the Christians
00:17:37| they would do guising mr. he's like disguise yourself and then go house to house singing and they would give you some of this food sounds real frigging familiar doughnut folk singing sounds
00:17:51| like it's a trick ah another one that was really crazy I don't know if it was Ireland it was like they would dress up and like like scary stuff and just stand outside your house and like you would
00:18:04| give them stuff so that they wouldn't do anything to your house yeah the people who were about to don't talk about my house like the bird was likely there by the riot and have it okay if you were
00:18:14| like yeah but they were mess you couldn't tell who was who I actually read I wrote down this quote and then whatever this was Ireland they entered houses to dance uninvited or would come
00:18:27| in your house and play dice in silence that sounds scarier than regular holiday it couldn't a bunch of people just pushed into your house and started playing dice in the corner and you
00:18:37| really hello who are you and they just kept playing and ignoring you I really okay okay that's like it's always sunny with the vada guys down the basement I was like they
00:18:49| do that's what I lose a finger and then use it I didn't know no someone lost it Russian Roulette they really had to shut down so the last thing I looked up in history was pumpkins how they freakin
00:19:07| tanked Atlanta did you get into jack I did um so Jack it's an old wives tale from the 13th century I believe they deceive the dental trick the old devil he tricked him into uh getting into a
00:19:25| tree I guess I'm not really sure if he's had devil if you're really so powerful take over this tree possess it and as he did it Oh Jack carved across into the tree and the devil was stuck inside huh
00:19:40| della said let me out give you anything give you any friggin dig and Jack said ha tell you what you let me live my life however I will and you can't let me in
00:19:52| Hell the devil said fine fine you won't have to come to hell is that what it was and your he had ten years because Bruce Lee tricked him into paying for something and he kept the coin which was
00:20:04| the devil embodied in the coin so he got out and um Jack drank and smoked and led a lecherous like awesome good job jack good job jack you're not going to help problem is when he did pass on they
00:20:21| wouldn't let him into heaven so he went back down and the devil's like I'm not letting you in hell we made a deal jackass so he was kind of like roaming in between that Heaven and
00:20:35| Hell life and death and did you get the devil threw a hot red hot you sold hole like a number of coal so he could light his way Lowell it and landed in his head or something
00:20:46| did you read I didn't hear to land it in his head part okay that something like he cleared in his head or it landed into his head and that's how we have like pumpkins that are lit from the inside
00:20:56| and I thought it was just use wandering around with this like amber that was like going out see you guys seek out other lights um okay that might be more
00:21:06| accurate good lip it might be huh anyway um in the 1930s in America they started doing the trunk or treating at church in school because back then um they would still do some of the food
00:21:20| stuff and all that but there was nobody door-to-door and one of the main reasons that rural America was too far apart you couldn't walk like six hours to the house to get another a piece of the
00:21:31| candy you know so uh shortly thereafter houses were closer together tradition called more wind people circling house house all candy corporations started pouring out like yeah candy have to give
00:21:45| out candy so it's not being food and spiced apples and stuff like that and moved on the other stuff and that's my folks my friends my people Halloween swear to G so the one interesting fact
00:21:59| about jack-o'-lanterns is that they weren't always pumpkins had like turnips and potatoes like they would carve out anything and they didn't have Hopkins until they came to America and they're
00:22:09| like oh Earth so right guys we had somebody pumpkins at the time yeah see these stupid little event here I mean what is a pumpkin good for we think that they're you looking forward to pumpkin
00:22:20| anyone I'm really pumpkin pie doing something else you know give it a push in that even look so pale up get rid of that page though is reading off of look like a regular person
00:22:34| oh my god there you go there you go I look more natural I was about to die I'm using all your blood god bless me so I wrote down the ten most popular Halloween monsters cause monsters kind
00:22:51| of cool jack off the lantern jack-o'-lantern bats bats like vampire bats I'm just regular bunch of regular bats like real animals people are scared of
00:23:02| this regular bats are associated with Halloween if you're not familiar true bats and spiders it's gonna be second one no spiders didn't make the lift on the line
00:23:11| gargoyles did which was weird this is a generic list you can do a 10 spider show an ad now I'll through the list maker how I mean gargoyles aren't really present anywhere like I've never seen a
00:23:24| gargoyle in jeans okay there are no Gorbals anywhere anyone they were a great WB show and that's where it ended show was that of its time got a good behind it it's time yes technically yes
00:23:40| goblins witches zombies ghosts werewolves vampires and demons and I thought it's good lives yeah cutter the the Halloween monsters there are other monsters and then I got to thinking
00:23:54| about other monsters yes like almost real ones you know I'm saying real monsters people liking something actually scared yeah that's a good point cuz not no one scared of that Halloween
00:24:08| ones are they are they like oh my god a jack-o'-lantern I had a dream a jack-o'-lantern appeared at our house honey oh dear oh that's a tail that's not passed down as I did I
00:24:21| didn't know what a jack-o'-lantern was for why it was there the Domino parents even cared it's aired of witches I knew we liked some people believe in the Little League
00:24:31| it's one of the things that like science just completely abolished as I we know all these things now that which is probably don't exist I hope grew but the next section we're doing which is like
00:24:41| these newer monsters or next wave of monsters like science should disprove all of them but it doesn't matter let me talk about some of the some of the classic monsters from film and media
00:24:55| Mike Hagen Halloween Mike Myers he's that a monster per se but he's a villain and he is a in several times more than several I mean I mean I mean I meet our that was I was
00:25:09| hoping he's only six or seven at least when is the new one dropping now hope we hit the same night it would be amazing that would be good I just love it esque knife he just keeps coming she
00:25:26| goes after like what teenage well makers yeah love makers that's it he's like yes he was bitter because he never had that his job I'm just assuming wasn't he burned or something
00:25:37| worked this boy's family yeah completely like a Freddy Krueger I can use horribly disfigured that's the only way I mean that's gotta be burnt right Freddy Krueger's definitely burns cheese and
00:25:50| some kind of other mutilation but I think about the guy never got lucky with the girls right not with that face lose a frustration is yes Queen yes Queen did anybody bother you at all no they
00:26:04| actually don't they're not scared in it no the next one here talk about those scary that's the third leprechaun yeah did you see one oh my god he made it a real fear
00:26:18| of leprechaun it's like oh my god what where you gotta look down every time you're like oh my god oh I'm sick six inches tall Carla put down they're not real I could say there's things they
00:26:34| just all useful yeah you're right you can what's the the news report with the leprechaun remember none no I know all's people were describing in any of the leprechaun no doctor she afterwards how
00:26:49| does I go home called community of people reporting like yes we're reporting an actual leprechaun and like it's all these people are like I see them run by the 7-eleven and he was out
00:26:58| back and I was scared and there's like a lady's like there was something wrong with that little man he was screaming and running and whenever my orders are doing like a real news report on it and
00:27:09| they're trying to like keep a straight face and then there's an artist rendering of it or something like a rainbow pata go uh anyway he's not his hair me
00:27:24| you know which one actually does carry me Chucky no uh creeped me out but I'm over a creaky alien dude Elaine's getting me dude aliens isn't like the inner terrestrial like her
00:27:38| big eyed bridegroom I'm area 51 i-it's like really big eyes hmm I used to have like an irrational fear of them we know what it is like they show up like they can show up anywhere like they can be
00:27:53| outside your window and they're like it frees you at night and then like you can't move and they're just looking at you with the big scary eyes and they don't talk that's even scarier like if
00:28:04| they said I'm gonna get you in like a really curvy voice I build a laugh but like they don't say anything there's stare huh there's no pupil like this I keep thinking you think I'm a it's like
00:28:15| part of a joke yeah they don't plank it's like they know stuff you don't know maybe it's an intelligence thing cuz I'm an intelligent person and there's a more
00:28:23| intelligent being doesn't want even associate with your stupid become an idiot no I'm not even scared of like and I'll do the whole again like I don't feel like you're gonna prove my butthole
00:28:38| like I'm just scared of them there's something creepy about hmm it's not like sleep paralysis right I'm the mayor the old demon mayor that comes in soup so that is weird
00:28:50| I did develop sleep paralysis at one point in life and I think it was because of maybe that well you see like the two played fears being frozen by them and I was literally frozen by them right so
00:29:02| when they're they're not probing your butthole but they're doing like yeah hello I don't needle in you right or the needle in your brain up the nose I don't know you're gay no no in my fear
00:29:14| of them I don't they don't get me anywhere like I'm not anywhere I'm in my own house I just can't move or something or like they're looking out through a window or
00:29:24| like I see something real creepy and off-putting about them do you think all one has like a fear like your strange fear about maybe something regular like your fear is not actually maybe not
00:29:35| aliens but it's being stuck in your house and not be able to do anything yeah but I'd be lazy looking behind you like I think your work I actually dig it being watched maybe maybe I don't like
00:29:52| being watch watch and unable to fight back and so it's just different you don't even know what you're your nemesis is there anyone share any information so they don't right yes that's scary to me
00:30:02| anything like it's one thing if he wants to beat me up I get it he's gonna beat me up this time I just want to I don't know look at me that's okay on the less scary things like the chupacabra mmm the
00:30:16| bloodsucker is that what it's considered is that like the New Jersey Devil we disguise that's the same thing I think what Jewpacabra would focus on what for masochist and yeah it's late the blood
00:30:28| of goats and stuff think of the empire but an animal so this is a weird thing if you type in real life scary monster like YouTube there's a there's a wormhole of so many
00:30:41| things and 99.9% of them are total bullcrap actually probably 100% but the fact that there are so many videos and they have so many hits is weird it's like it's like people want to see
00:30:58| this stuff they want to believe I guess is ideal like what it is right yeah I'm surprised that your list didn't have like tarantulas and spiders and then like even like weird stuff that
00:31:08| shouldn't exist like a quite a corpse flower like things that smell like dead things like how does that happen yeah but do you think anyone fears the corpse flower anyone probably not
00:31:20| anything though right like for for fear to happen I guess should we get into fear itself people are your plants at all the happening they didn't fear them though they just killed themselves yeah
00:31:35| they're just scared of them spoiler alert sorry 2006 it was a long time ago didn't really pay attention to that movie it didn't catch my interest and then but it was over I didn't want
00:31:48| to watch it again and I never saw it so I don't know it's the plan sir they're making people step in from their lawn mowers yeah well your fear is defined as an anxious
00:32:04| feeling caused by our anticipation of some imagined event or experience which is crazy it's imagined unless you're literally our definition of it but it's still
00:32:16| imagined you don't know if it's gonna stop right if you're seeing a car accident and you're feeling fear there's no guarantee that it's going to happen true what makes you prepare so you'll
00:32:26| imagine you for sure it's it's maybe it's even probable probability exists so let's say you're fearing something I mean maybe it's the probability of 99.9 percent chance we're gonna get this car
00:32:36| accent yeah but it's also the same feeling you have at when you see that's your window in examining ah it wasn't but if there was a 1.100 1% chance that there was but fear is actually it's not
00:32:52| a reaction to something it's a it's a feeling caused by your own anticipation which I thought was crazy so fear is 100 percent internal so it's nothing to do it if you don't anticipate anything
00:33:05| you're fearless right I would assume yes right now be at home right you can't but even like on the momento guy could make memories that are like five minutes long because you couldn't make one second
00:33:18| memory one or five second future memory I guess here you're brain dead anyway huh amnesia retrograde amnesia real time I like to agree and either way you can make more than 5 seconds of memories
00:33:32| right I assume did you know they found was its owner didn't have fear oh I wish I'd brought up all this nasty an you know who she is it was a woman right no I've been will never play a test how did
00:33:45| they test it here there's no connection yeah oh listen Carrie the episode woman can't feel fear anyway fear which is a great video game by the way anybody played a good job I sticky bomb double
00:34:02| sided guards put everything in slow motion and stepped out of like a hiding spot and like they have a reaction where they see you and like an alert kind of goes off and they get in a like attack
00:34:11| mode but I put everything in slow motion so I they'd have the sticky grenade on them they wouldn't know it and I put it in slow-mo step out and they'd be like
00:34:20| they're like training their guns on you and like going into alert mode and like attack on slow-mo and I'm like just blow up and it was to this day that's so awesome
00:34:32| her life disease oh it's a disease go ahead parts of her brain which costs fear have hardened and wasted away so the enjoyed her amygdala which is involved in emotion yes it sure as hell
00:34:46| is you know that from the UM Pandora's folks thanks for joining efficient can't process fear that's crazy she would just blindly walk through
00:34:55| haunted houses and not doing what do you don't worry let's go can get yeah I'm bored let's get I guarantee we can scare you five dollars it's just making money
00:35:07| every day five dollars there's a haunted house they don't reveal her real name they just say SM really interesting I wonder why cuz do you think people would stop
00:35:18| her to try and scare do it and redo entering Malaya Singh who had is a hippocampus removed like they didn't want they can't medically reveal anything but oh because I had Billy died
00:35:31| in and they could reveal who he was well what's real weird is there are people who love being scared yeah they they seek it it's real seekers name right it's um it triggers your sympathetic
00:35:43| nervous system which is kind of like the one you can't control which is interesting because fear is kind of an uncontrolled thing it's very base sets up adrenaline a bunch of other chemicals
00:35:53| through your body chemicals that you can't otherwise normally get so you're almost addicted to that chemical release sounds good your fight-or-flight all the adrenaline hit baby fight-or-flight me
00:36:06| yes was crazy its people if you're getting deep enough people love that stuff like another one is like sex is one of those primitive vicious visceral things like you can't get that anywhere
00:36:19| else I'm sure there's something like an animal yeah same thing happens with fear it's your animal state here you're gonna fight or flight hmm yeah I don't know I'm thinking about something
00:36:36| I'm getting up later I want to talk about Eldon maniacal cinterion later it's all about karl albrecht what the PhD from wherever he's probably a rut white not sure usually I didn't think it
00:36:51| is okay did he talk about the five fears that every human has was five years we share them all and they're actually the five he called of the tree trunks appear I think actually Wow I think I've
00:37:07| learned a lot you never called them the tree trunks he meant to he literally meant to that's what he's calling them like all fears or face all these five beers mmm so could break it down the
00:37:18| base for you any fears you can think of they come into one of these five it starts with extinction of men which he would have just called it death of self but extinction of man's most a bigger
00:37:29| broader thing it's interesting to your fear that your fear of everything stopping of humanity non-existing of life non-existing time getting X come can I guess I would assume one is like
00:37:41| fear of pure for yourself that's the number at the top one where Ken goes in like a tower right nice ones probably I feel free godet oh you gonna disappear for your own your own people your your
00:37:54| friends and family that's kind of an extinction six here I'll tell you because it's you're gonna get us they're gonna get it right but not really an I hit it all right I'll tell you why cuz
00:38:03| its extinction of man next that was mutilation of the self or the physical body next step was on loss of autonomy which is like your ability to control your own life whether you because you're
00:38:18| paralyzed you're smothered you're enveloped you're engulfed you're overwhelmed rolled yeah they're young yes number two overall with separation it's
00:38:30| a lot to do it's how social fears yeah you can isolate maybe yeah yeah correct and number one was the ego death which is like the stop happening to you your personality
00:38:42| or whatever memory have you known with any fear into these five like your fear of spiders probably if you're a mutilation you don't look a bit hurt or wounded or poisoned your social fears
00:38:59| are usually either fear of separation or fear of the ego you know mm-hmm just interesting stuff I thought and the tree-trunks of fear good old Carl copyright nee karmic
00:39:12| calming car market uh and then they just happen to write down the top ten piers I think it was North America or America or somewhere they just ask people like return once oh go ahead I would get your
00:39:28| mom to catch up with my design I got a lot to go through here oh I go really fast though well you talk about social stuff oh I just have about um you see Slenderman that's gonna come out this
00:39:46| year I don't know the background I just know is like very businesslike attire but spaghetti like limbs a 10 foot tall and he's always in the shadows and kind of just out of your vision and he's
00:40:00| blurry mm fantastic and and the we don't want to comment too much on it because it's ongoing investigation slash I didn't do all my research the one girl to prove Slenderman existed stabbed her
00:40:14| friend huh did you notice a creation by something awful there's a writer than it was but sometimes mimicked it or maybe yeah so anyway they created Slenderman which is a fictional character that
00:40:29| would appear at a division side a division he always carries a briefcase or something he's like like you said dress like formal business work but he's like eight foot tall or ten foot tall
00:40:38| sometimes and he's always in the shadows and you can't see him all the time sometimes he disappears and he's just always like lurking so if there's a picture of you and your family like
00:40:48| similar like like a quarter mile down the road like where you can barely see there's like someone that's way too all to be a person back there and way too skinny but he's like in your picture
00:40:57| with your family and you're like what I got Slenderman he's always there and anyway uh he's a popular meme he's like you know right talks about and people make their own stories about him they do
00:41:09| something that and I believe their team rolls 14 year old girl was arguing with her friend that whether he's real or not and she stabbed her to prove a point and went in trial and there's a lot of
00:41:23| that's he stepped off for a fictitious man well fictitious he could be real I mean but that fit into its BB do you do the reddit no sleep ever I do every once in
00:41:39| a while and I get in there sometimes there's some uh some crazy sort yeah there's some ads and it's like I read like it's so long and it's not going to be good
00:41:47| yeah but you usually tell going into it it's like watching a pornography video from what I would guess you know in the first thirty seconds if you don't like it you want to stay tuned you know what
00:41:59| I mean would you say that that will come up in a later episode of the others against their will and you never watch a porno and it says to be continued oh I'm done it oh but I
00:42:18| was gonna slip into Minecraft and Enderman that's one of the creepier versions of a childish video game I think that's a pun on Slenderman I think it is which is weird I didn't catch that
00:42:31| until you just said that and he disappears and he goes into the shadows he laughs at you and you're like oh yeah it is that's Slenderman rip totally is and
00:42:40| think of it minecraft dude molix or whatever if he was already at a lot kamal and something awful definitely definitely yeah that's weird let's hit your fears what's your list of
00:42:51| okay my top ten this is just based on the study in like 2008 or something I didn't want to do a million studies because fear should change every year different countries have different fears
00:43:01| anyway this was America at one point the past ten years top ten and the first ones cop-out it's called social fears is the number one I think they they both they
00:43:11| booked a bunch of them together cop-out number two agoraphobia you know look or I've heard of it okay it's it's like the fear of fear it's like you can't go into a public
00:43:24| place where there are so many people and so many things fun things are out of your control you go into the marketplace you start freaking out you hear all those white noise you can't be there
00:43:33| it's too many people it's too much similar in social phobia but it's like a crippling fear like these there are people who can't go to the supermarket because they're afraid of it
00:43:43| too many people it's too many things I guess I guess one on one you can figure out where so keep track of things control it if it gets out of control but if there are hundreds of people will
00:43:55| still run around and go crazy on you probably be fun agoraphobia people moving on I don't know acrophobia acrobat they're high-tech how you got it that's pretty good thanks like number
00:44:09| three on this list although number four the cop out Tara Mirana phobia pterodactyls flying so it's flying well you got it right fine if you're flying wait that was stupid
00:44:27| claustrophobia came at number five make sense you know the prettiest thing I've ever seen diver tank girl through movie no this sounds familiar but uh and it was weird
00:44:39| as well as like weird film styles anyway the one scene is that she's captured and put in this tube and it's close to Kovac and they like roll her like her head is down and they roll her into water in
00:44:52| this tiny tube and they're like semi drowned her in the polar back out like there are certain things from certain movies that just did stuck in your mind and that's that's that like I'd be the
00:45:01| most fearful in a situation where I couldn't roll or move and I was out here is that your normal up there yeah I think so foster foster phobic plus like a water like combo Viet yeah being stuck
00:45:16| and not be able to move like slowly drowning is he like that no-go for you totally covering your mouth and face and be able to breathe from a drip of water that sounds terrible
00:45:26| there's not fear of mind but it sounds bad I'm gonna say I will say I guess that sounds bad folks folks here's the on painter is slowly drowning bad next number six was outhit of video phobia Oh
00:45:44| vide alley snakes that's right Cydia snakes yeah look it up do maybe this list is like the next one even threw me for a week Cinna phobia dear friend movies that's
00:46:00| what I would have guessed no it's cya now I'm guessing it's the Latin dog what's Lanford dog penis so cinema dog pure dog this one caught me a little weird
00:46:12| astraphobia your most storms and then I'm tripping a phobia fear of needles that's a really I mean I understand that one because it's something that can only do you harm really you know of this rule
00:46:29| feel right but it can only do you good as far as vaccines go just kidding we don't vaccinate our kids we all believe we are the unbanned we do we don't pander cities to diseases but what's
00:46:47| funny is so you said claustrophobia so remember I said there were the five tree trunks that would come in under loss of autonomy can't move can't get out of your own way
00:46:59| like Senatobia the dog here but are the mutilation I like all these manifestations of like different types of ways you could die just really pointer ways the back yeah it's like the
00:47:12| creatures like you have all sorts of de figured people come after you or different like leprechauns with possessed dolls like Chucky is it weird that they're usually people like I guess
00:47:23| well I have a spin on that so there's other there's other interpretations of things that can attack you and this is what I found the first four are things are like from
00:47:37| my my past a little bit now my real past just my movie past not my dad's movie net movie past the fake pants that we've seen have you ever seen the relic visit Damien Damien it's a demon demon for you
00:47:54| David is that the relic or is that the omen that might be the omen omen it's the one with the devil kid no no the relic is when they're inside of a museum and there's like some ancient creature
00:48:04| that gets realized from I use a crate or something and they're all somehow loved a museum and they all start getting eaten by the relic is almost like and I didn't finish it I saw that on TV like
00:48:17| six years ago and it it was old but then it was probably a ten-year-old movie or son or 15 yeah in 1997 anyway like six years ago I was watching it in a my on my old house and I was like this is
00:48:29| awesome and I never finished it on DVR it and everything you just made me so bad now you're gonna go watch it like it well one feet what happens to the movies you buy from Comcast or Verizon or
00:48:39| somebody and you change services and they're under maybe on yours you shouldn't fight bullcrap okay you got to go back to calm bullshit did you go back my big logit wait so if I go back I can
00:48:51| get it again I think so officially or it's like sorry sir that was lost with your old plan they would probably do that Comcast is a really good corporate entity unless they're willing this
00:49:02| officers and anyway I'm sorry we jumped around there but the Oldman know the relic now these are all creatures these are just like creatures that we haven't mentioned yet did they show that show
00:49:14| the preacher in general at the end it's garbage blur like deep rising deep risings the they're on a cruise ship that stops in the ocean because I thought a giant squid or something like
00:49:31| captures the ship and freezes it in place and then they're trying to steal gold or something from the safe and they're trying to see a bunch of money so this little little boat comes up and
00:49:41| like the cruise ships already destroyed but this is the whole thing of fear is that it's like the thing that makes the movie great is the and they put you in a place that you're
00:49:50| familiar with but you're you're out of your element so like the cruise ship is like tilted it's dark it's filled with like all these dead bodies and they can't figure
00:49:59| out why and there's blood everywhere and then all these tentacles start coming out of everywhere and they can't they can't escape yeah we're gonna talk about in the porno issue episode Oh a tentacle
00:50:11| tentacle fetish know what I'd do a funny story about it involves a famous writer anyway maybe I do I have to write it down you're gonna forget I'll forget it but it's it's uh he's a famous writer
00:50:24| and he he was looking up tentacle porn to prove to his wife that it was real and no one believed him and it's just Kurt nice and long like pterodactyl porn no one's got to say that's the thing
00:50:39| well force clouds did that like women and horses I mean that's like I can't describe it I never I never wrong well we gave her the porn episode it called but I know what you're talking about
00:50:52| yeah oh god bless god bless this country here's a quick down would you grab it break it up for second sure everyone god bless would you rather never be afraid again
00:51:04| or never be sad again I'd never be sad again I'd like to be afraid actually knowing these people wife dies and you're like ha ha ha well it doesn't say you're gonna be happy all the time
00:51:18| no no you're right you just can't be sad like wouldn't you want to be sad so if you're gonna if you can't grieve and you're always doing what would you do yeah well you're not happy so what would
00:51:29| you be angry well you never get over the things that you need to be sad about yeah I guess you wouldn't being sad helps you get over there don't
00:51:38| you come to grips with it I'm gonna joy my answer I'm gonna be afraid never be afraid Oh a tease breaking I wanna get it agrees Dan's gonna do some 180s here oh
00:51:47| wow the definition of my bicep ever since I started working out he looks thinner they almost look like I will mention Anthony Bourdain passed away and you've got his physique it's
00:52:00| of physique of a 55 year old man who [Laughter] eats brain on the Dora balls and if they were named out poor guy he had a good life pinky were like I guess he um he
00:52:19| famously did a rant against um beer snobs one time is like the episode was getting all this hate mail from people cuz like he would show up at this cool restaurant that like knowing only the
00:52:30| locals know and he would get down there with his bare hands roll up his sleeves he beaten crab or like whatever the delicacy of the the area was and only the locals don't he's getting down there
00:52:40| he's like gap to have this suit that's really good you got to eat it with your sleeves up and any time he does this he's like I want a beer my thing is sometimes you be drinking Coors Light
00:52:50| Miller Lite like whatever just laid it yeah whatever you do hey he says I love a cold beer and people were like I can't believe he was drinking wood or piss and like people are writing in like writing
00:53:00| hate mail and he got wind of it he was just like I don't give an F what kind of beer I want I just want a nice beer he's like I enjoy micro brews and all different fancy beers but if I'm here
00:53:11| and then of course like I'll drink a goddamn Coors Light like he's like what is the plenty of people I would just want to enjoy my food and I like a nice cold beer with it so that's like but
00:53:23| like it's being hospitable right because most of the time he's visiting people and they give him something he's in that girl I know and why would he turn his nose up it's part of the experience like
00:53:33| exactly he's he's the opposite of a snob which made him awesome and he was very real the guy you see he's very he's able to put himself in the shoes of whoever he's visiting exactly and it's usually
00:53:48| not rich wealthy connoisseurs who whatever he's like the average Joe a little bit and he was never pretentious never said no never I can't drink this Coors Light it's not a rape my beer beer
00:54:06| and that's what made him awesome I don't know what he dealt with what his life was like oh all that but it said that's all we do have to say that having a persona on TV
00:54:22| in film is completely different from having them a real life it is well like you know in hustle and panderers dude I can be super depressed eat my life hate you I can somebody who never does
00:54:41| anything for the podcast a terrible epic I left the car at your command truly except I'm doing most of the lifting in this episode you are definitely because you're talking don't
00:55:01| write there would you like to bring up all your movies and I'm just gonna roll through it let's roll throws leaving I didn't it's uh so they're in like a winter no I'm gonna say like Antarctic
00:55:15| area where the thing is uh unearth it's uh nice and it takes the form of other people so they have to like judge other people based on like whether they think it's the alien or not it's funny I know
00:55:27| enough about that story and tales of that movie that I almost that makes sense you've soaked in a lot of blanks actually have you know then well nineteen fifties or something well
00:55:38| that's another thing is that all a lot of these movies were three done so like Harley let's get read out a lot which is interesting I think like I guess it's all visual most of its visual mmm since
00:55:49| CG and everything or not visual do you know what I mean name a movie doom only one it wasn't good I know I did it on purpose um I didn't like mothers they did Alvin
00:56:03| a bunch of times right saw the second time how about the shining they never read in the shining right I guess that's true when you get a certain set of actors or an actor that embodies it like
00:56:16| you're not gonna do another Jack Nicholson that well I thought sneeze well that's a spider-man's and stuff like that that's because their action are like shaky-cam once like Blair Witch
00:56:27| field you know I thought Blair with Raider movies I saw for one reason I saw it in one of the first three days it was in major theaters or it was like huge right all right well it was it was like
00:56:42| the day it became huge we went on a whim to go see a movie and that's what we saw because like everyone was talking about and the rumor was it was actually just footage again I mean it's a little
00:56:53| that's good now you really believe it but like that's what there was hype behind it like you remember it was like getting only in a few theaters and then it hit big and then like maybe a whole
00:57:01| week went by and everyone's like it's stupid it's just shaky camera and it's it's fake does everyone know it's fake and I was like yeah but like for like a few days
00:57:10| there was a suspended medium where people were like what is this that's that cop who's the director punished I actually don't know is it a famous director
00:57:20| I thought it was like some no-name er can you look it up well this is I so busy where they were looking in the wall right oh yeah there's one personally the wall and they're trying to like they're
00:57:30| like uh Jessica bull and there's like shutoff drops no shut drops oh yeah it was crazy to think it's hinted yeah I thought that's what the case it's hinted it said on the Witch of the woods would
00:57:47| make the children stare and stare at the wall while she did something to them or something so that was good yeah I guess a lot of people didn't get that because it's like one sentence and the thing so
00:57:56| it plays on like you get it you get a timeout you have to start the wall a little bit as like what she did right right all right let's come so what we're talking about has made me realize that a
00:58:08| lot of these horror themes yeah get repeated quite obviously mm-hmm are you gonna go as a child I am these from child go ahead I wasn't no you look the movie it which focuses on like a
00:58:21| different so it has what five or six main characters that have different types of traumas and like the girl who's being like abused by her father and then you have the person who was like
00:58:32| persecutes themselves because of what happened to their family like the Mikey and the other one it's like the outcasts so it's all different types of I guess the five pillars is what you're doing
00:58:44| about the five tree trunks a little bit yeah the tree trunks oh hey tree trunks berate us but that movie is great because it all like the whole point of it the clown was to focus on openness to
00:58:59| people I blinked out I forgot what it was I was like isn't it the hand movie that's a blob I was like that's the blob okay so my bed okay it tries to yeah it tries to make them
00:59:11| fearful so it can eat their fears and feed on their I guess the module once it picks a chemicals they've released sure maybe it the clown can actually create those chemicals himself so he has to
00:59:22| fear and others to receive their chemicals you know what it is just a story of you when you elected never to be afraid again see what happens you couldn't feel fear so we're trying to
00:59:36| find it as I did your what you saw the originally I think you know I had this toy clown that scared the hell out of me know why I don't know why I give you clowns the kids cons are always scary I
00:59:49| don't know why they're ever fun never fun or funny I think that that was a like the Jester yeah they were continuation of the Jester I was just going to say that it's like they missed
01:00:02| the wave of funny and they just like became demoted an insolent went to Clown College good lord I did well I don't know he was the only guy who worked at on one of my first jobs scooping ice
01:00:18| cream and all that it was all for like the older guy and when he was going to college and he made six and a quarter an hour everyone else made like I 15 so it was like he was like the big shot on
01:00:31| campus and I remember every like didn't look up to him but like you had your respect that he was old but actually well or an hour will buy you an ice cream
01:00:41| and I just remember after I knew him for like nine months someone's like yeah he'll he goes to college for I was like oh what they're like he wants to become a freakin clown that's a cup read me
01:00:53| like a lawyer like you know I thought was like you know he goes to Clown College I was like what's that they're like do you have to go to school to become a clown
01:01:03| he's becoming a clown I was like make up look like doing the sound effects the best part about that is like if you hire a clown or you ever like can I see your degree I want to make sure that you're
01:01:20| certified clown real clown in college just an information people right did you see I see your treasure always always sunny a spin-off called the Jeff the lawyer the the nig the make the Mick the
01:01:38| Mick no I did not see that it's um the girl Ashley Brie Alison Brie 8 Olsen Kate Olsen is the girl and thank you so yes always something thank you it's her it's her she'll know it maybe
01:01:54| connections I made but trust me they make sense to me anyway it's her show and she pretty much his plays sweet Dee flowing sunny but in her own show and it's so funny because um there's a
01:02:04| five-year-old she hates or he could be eight on bail contagious and like a thirteen year old girl and she hires a clown for their party because her parents are essentially in jail for like
01:02:13| the next eight years so she's their live-in mom and they're rich and she's white trash so she's like running it like that okay and she hires a clown and I think it's I
01:02:23| think it's someone famous I think it's all like Paul Giamatti a oh hey Ted guy he's creepy he's he's a good actor he's such a good actor anyway it might not even be him I might
01:02:34| be talking out my butthole but he um they hear a rumor that he's a druggie clown and he's asleep in the bathtub and they find a balloon and they're like this is heroin he just got high and I
01:02:46| remember the kid he's like he wakes up and his nose is bleeding and he's like trying to yell at the kids and he doesn't make any sense and someone tackles him like beats him up he's like
01:02:55| I need my insulin and someone's like what this is like he was no heroin you just need just Merc rack it up clowns are scary I agree with you that one time when I was a kid
01:03:09| it would always just like stare at you when you're sleeping because its eyes could look at anything I ended up it was like a wood block inside another thing out the window so what makes something
01:03:20| scary I don't even know is it is it what I did my oral oratory they do that right I don't think you did original oratory thank you is it what I did my original or fearful of being on a podium and
01:03:35| talking to people whatever you're saying and I my whole speech was on your you're not afraid of a thing you're afraid of not knowing see and I don't know what's going to happen to you you don't know
01:03:46| what this clown can do you don't know why it's looking at you don't know why aliens are outside your window you don't know what can happen to you if you're stuck in a pipe like getting can't lose
01:03:55| but you know it's it's almost like something happens to that's not fear you know what's going to happen that's up here it's almost like not knowing what's gonna happen is scarier than all of it
01:04:06| put together I think that's abilities really like a movie and an environment that's been or a movie make like not know yeah you're not sure what the environment will bring
01:04:17| especially something you usually know like a clown or a funhouse yeah and they turn it twisted you're like that's not what a funhouse is and you're like I don't know what this means you're like
01:04:28| what I don't know more the world's like they had aliens somehow transport into like giant machines and underneath the earth and they bust out weird that's strange and then performing yeah Tom
01:04:45| Cruise one they start terraforming the earth to try to take it over first 40 minutes of that movies like such a good movie yeah it's so freakin then went downhill so they're kind of like stupid
01:04:55| because they don't do anything the action is passive is that we've built up her own immunities to the bacteria on earth and the right way it even aliens right but a stupid aliens should it
01:05:08| should guide the bird flu Dhoni I could just see all what you like sweet Dee's throwing like tyr's what's interesting is that like things that make that movie great
01:05:24| early on like it stood up the storm is happening right yeah she had a hold on every action this thinks with me everyone's reaction they're all staring and like people coming out of their
01:05:37| houses causing it's like independent in their holding the sign up to the aliens like what probably alien if you've ever the wind is coming is blowing towards the storm you remember that line no okay
01:05:50| so the wind is whipping like crazy as students go nuts and they're like what's wrong dad and he's like the wind is going into this storm and like I looked and all the stuff was blowing towards
01:06:02| the storm I was like penciling oh it's supposed to work that is weird I was like that happened in real life that would freak me out I'd have to go to see what was going on little things
01:06:12| like that like lightning striking the same spot like 40 times in a row yeah if it did that I'd be like something falling on her lawyer thank you but would you watch would you would you rely
01:06:23| on someone else to film it and watch it later or would you be like we got to get this on film if I'm close enough I'm already going if I see on TV I don't like it's only doing this sucker that
01:06:33| stands right over the hole and you're just like the back of the crowd but I still need to be part of the crackers hey guys see faster than other people well I'm just making sure something bad
01:06:45| happens hopefully they're dead first that's how I am I'm like brave but afraid yeah that's like the independence thing were so the Will Smith's wife in that movie has a friend who goes up on
01:07:00| top of those guys she's always there I call this someone has a sign this is bring back Elvis yeah and then take me abduct me is some of the signs like it's funny it's like yeah and then they get
01:07:12| blown to smithereens cuz they have no idea what's gonna happen you don't hmm talk about quiet place which you haven't seen you saw right I did is my Bourbons and watch this
01:07:26| episode probably disrespecting the Melissa yuria yeah that always is John Krasinski he directed it too and Emily Blunt yeah he did what does he just in it okay
01:07:38| cool I've heard really good things and he's in it right he's the mean forever enough yeah he's a main character okay cool bad co-starring he's good he's good co-starring with overly blunt at
01:07:48| this point oh and she did she helped make it I avoid it um I don't know I think she got jealous actually she's paid more than John but maybe she's the star interesting yeah anyway that's I
01:08:01| heard really good things yeah I don't know if I want to ruin it for people but it's really good it's a linen just kind of like tint it's maybe something I'll hint at like the so
01:08:09| everyone we start moving not be subscribed just throw some money in her patreon follow hit that like button hit subscribe whatever they way is it good so the interesting part is that my life
01:08:20| is hard of hearing and we're at a restaurant slash movie theater so one of those releases that delivers food to you while you watch all oh I know what yes for the shit so we both ordered salads
01:08:34| and right before the movie starts part of the movie yeah part of the movies why it's silent it's almost dead silent during like 90% of the movie because that's the whole gimmick is that they
01:08:46| can hear you they can hear you whatever you're doing so it's so some woman in the front row very loud and boisterous says someone is chewing god like way too damn loud I
01:08:56| don't know if it's us but like I don't know we had just started their salads shit so did you we try to chew it's like eating popcorn like quietly you just like compress it like it's like there's
01:09:12| no way you could do that quietly but the larry's thing is if she were to freak out and to go after my wife was like my wife doesn't know she's the quiet place good it's real funny is like so having
01:09:32| kids is awful or everything oh you're awful I have no time yep you're done cooked you shit might as well give up now so my kid I take him to the doctors I usually go to the doctors
01:09:44| and it's not for him it's for his aunt I had to go get a check of the doctor or whatever it was like get to the second floor medical building everything he goes in
01:09:54| and he's sitting and he can see all these people in the chairs the waiting room everything's quiet and I'm whispering I didn't tell him it's applied place but he he gets all the
01:10:03| cues right I'm like hey buddy we check our net and I couldn't log on to this stupid Hospital Wi-Fi I'm a I'm gonna get involved here because logging on you gotta like put in your the day
01:10:16| you're born your favorite social security number all those other stuff and then like why are using the internet and like YouTube doesn't work but other things might work anyway look it doesn't
01:10:25| work buddy here he was on me here had some chips he grabbed the chip and he was gonna eat it I know he eats so messy and just I was like buddy my bike he feel quiet and uh like a mess and he
01:10:41| said okay whispering whispers okay oh yeah he goes like this and like obviously did you even like that's mad I was like it was like this looking at me like and I was like and I'm looking at
01:11:01| him like Lukather oh and he goes to take a second bite and at this rate he has to take eight thousand bytes to pitch one chip and I said to him I did you take a bigger bite let's go over here okay
01:11:33| let's go joy to my heart good job kid that's amazing how they do that it's just ridiculously so it was it to take the extreme yeah you don't know otherwise pretty cute so he ended man
01:11:48| did fear with a little bit joy yes we say we do yogi we didn't end it anywhere [Laughter] and I will say where John Krasinski's gonna play Jack Ryan in an upcoming
01:12:01| series coming out this this year it's gonna be good not jack reacher Jack Ryan problem I think like time clients tom clancy tom clancys oh wait like Rainbow six times done I think so yeah really
01:12:18| gonna be interesting it's weird though who can play action who can't who look like horror who can who plays comedy horror like I never saw him from the office was gonna play up cars or
01:12:31| whatever yeah and cool range so I'm gonna fly through these because I can feel that you've got to take a piss I didn't until you just said the word piss now I do bringing it so alien just - I
01:12:47| mean that's classic its - classic we want to talk about it but alien or aliens well if I get them use what I've the second one the second one where you're driving through like a tunnel in
01:12:59| like that tank and you feel things like the tank and then all of a sudden like everything changes so you can't it's aliens that's the second one is aliens I think so yes correct
01:13:11| and then we mentioned little Paranormal Activity do you have seen that one no um I possession she said so I'm not a fearful person you know it's the gray and it's oh is it beans they like they
01:13:27| run around and I'm in can see there's a think of me I don't I don't like scary movies really I swear to God and it'll they don't scare me while watching them but like after I watch
01:13:41| them like six hours later it about yeah and I'm like the last one awake do this like and I do the Overlook and like and this is what I always say I'm like think of this sometimes lawyers peed their
01:13:55| pants and I'm like what does it mean I'm like I guess everyone's human bad things happen why even worry about the small stuff that happens it doesn't even happen
01:14:05| like that's my thought process but I think of lawyers peed their pants but we're gonna yeah but I keep the doors I do crumble behind you okay cool it didn't close the other one
01:14:19| I've actually not afraid cause someone could be watching I hope they are on sirs my bad window in the closet so hold on what's the scariest thing teeny little monsters fall asleep little
01:14:31| monsters like little bit like they've got no no I feel like ever seen the movie little monsters they have a portal underneath your bed that goes to the underworld yeah I think I've little
01:14:42| monsters that's it wasn't it - like almost a dull I think is uh gonna say like this but that's the wrong word yeah but like it's almost adult themed like there's some adult themes going on yeah
01:14:57| it is like a movie that's like really funky hey out of those movies did that maybe that's what made em so scary maybe we're softening up as a people people yeah because they're they're
01:15:09| scarier back and then I knees and Hades but maybe you're not allowed to because like you could really scar someone you know like The Exorcist you don't get the excess excess accessors to this day I
01:15:22| think that's Rita is like one of the scariest movies of all time right like the kid is spinning their head or spinning and there's DePalma ting like that's a big error and turn your mother
01:15:31| at scene and then whatever she's doing stuff across it's like very visceral re hardcore you know what's funny I got in trouble for seeing one r-rated movie then - was one Judge Dredd oh my
01:15:49| god I saw a Judge Dredd the action movie judge read the original stola right and my mom found out I don't remember where I saw it I was like twelve or something
01:15:59| to be my friend Hank's house there's shelter today exactly well that's what I was but but I also saw other r-rated movies but for some reason she heard us all joy Dredd
01:16:10| so mad punish me everything I only got in trouble for watching our a movie one other time I was like 18 at the time was like sixteen or something and it was the Exorcist
01:16:21| huh which is an old movie and choosing you can't see and I was like it wasn't even that scary it was that a sleepover like nine ten the people like we were laughing at it
01:16:30| or ever never levels weird but like that tells me that she was terrified of that movie she's projecting her fear on tonight right yeah I mean that's what happens right
01:16:42| your family has watched you can't watch so this is 30 years later like you you know we've moved on but my theory is that that literally scared the hell out of it right yeah I as you approached
01:16:54| like 30s in mid-30s you find out that your parents predicted all these fears onto you that are really illogical and you start to figure out that like because of their darkness illogical they
01:17:05| may have been in lies logical years ago but technology times have changed people changed the world has changed so your your fear of the world and what happened then may not hold water now don't give
01:17:18| out your vulnerable you'll get raped by people with rabies it's like mom nowadays everyone has everyone's phone number and no one has rabies like the only mean like there's
01:17:29| the world already did don't worry about him everyone with rabies is dead they died in your generation death rate for rabies if you don't get it cured in a week or something I think it is it's
01:17:46| one of those diseases that she's doing good it's not well you just get rid of it you know I mean I got rabies give me the shot yeah or it'll be like I'm fine I'm fine I'm just gonna head
01:17:57| shy backs this and I'm gonna be no you're dead Yeah right hmm yeah I'm gonna I mean I'm gonna run right through this event horizon you see that one
01:18:09| ah it's actually a really good one yeah did I enjoy the Spacey ones yeah it was like an alien demon kind of thing that like so it takes over people and then they're part of the ship and they like
01:18:17| the guy rips out his eyes yeah well that's a shit pressure me oh yeah it's like I could see through the ship but it spun off in the like dead space for a video game it's a little bit yeah a
01:18:31| little bit it's part of like the Resident Evil kind of flares that you have like a gun that will help you with certain types so I remember the dead space have like the multi-armed things
01:18:40| that would charge at you and then and you'd use like the saw blade gun and it would like chop down his legs there's like line gun that thing was awesome that's the best I'll be zombies were
01:18:53| huge oh it's gonna you know it's coming up sorry I didn't know I was cooking ahead they'll have your list yeah that's a resin evil themed knows it all Somme B's a lot of games
01:19:05| slow slow turning ah if you're trying to turn to get the zombie that's behind you it's part of my shirt though my shirt survived and you're driving Oh run them over if you see in a series
01:19:22| of shirts Jesus you selling be in the early and panders yes you're on your own point I think she ran of shirts yes but he's driving a car he's got a handgun and he's running over zombies I guess we
01:19:37| yeah I think it's probably better game but maybe maybe not but a BAE and I texted you earlier today what was the game Dead Rising except I called it izing dead yeah you're wrong nice and
01:19:50| rising dead I had all the right word what did rising comes directly so this is the most one of the coolest things is that you have what Dawn of the Dead which was awesome Robert I wanna watch
01:20:03| it out today I don't know those were De Niro is it Zack Snyder from the mailboat Romero it was the original 1979 film yeah yeah that's not the one you saw would you say
01:20:16| I watched the 2004 one who's that from misdirected by didn't SEC Snyder so he did like the Sin City death death Proof type movies no no no maybe he does actually found that stuff okay
01:20:28| oh it's not I didn't it it's one of those things that you like it does not horror but like gore Harlan Terry yeah it's like three realistic kinda the gritty think ready it's a gritty one is
01:20:44| a gritty like she she's like to it starts to focus on the woman who's a nurse and it jokes that I think there's other scenes that it plays off of it's a homage is to like there's old enemies
01:20:54| like the donut that there's I'm asleep in it and then she thinks she's a zombie well you think there was aa me but she's like hey and then they like it up I'll help you chained down
01:21:03| there so yeah she says hi to a little girl she's driving home and then when they wake up the little girls like in their house and then the guys like oh amigo
01:21:13| what happened to you something's and then he gets destroyed and then the whole thing is yeah it's like a third person rear view camera on the person driving away from their home like crying
01:21:25| and figuring out like that the world is completely different and her just like shutting down but trying to survive at the same time and then they go to a mall and the mall is a direct ripoff of Dawn
01:21:38| of the Dead in Dead Rising so which one came first Dawn of the Dead and Dead Rising came in like 2006 two years later okay I didn't know that but that makes sense yeah and down in the
01:21:51| basement starts losing all the stuff in the altar it's her daughter yeah I don't think those were is the best weapon that game they do have random things that they grab when they like zombies all
01:22:01| right I have to kill somebody with a goat that I don't even know that stupid game is where you have like the little gates and you have to knock the balls through and then the house is wait with
01:22:15| the croquet croquet yeah eggshells of with a croquet okay folks croquet okay okay mallet croquette mallet mm-hmm shout out croquet so there's like an incestuous kind of movie
01:22:28| game thing going on here yeah event horizon and he had dead space mmm and he poured a beer okay finishing finishing all the zombie stuff I love the zombie ones do you allowed to watch
01:22:42| the zombie ones were a younger why not not really actually zombies weren't that big back then or you know I think they hit it a hit a peak around our teenage late college yeah and after the zombies
01:22:54| the vampires a big quick World War Z like xenia vampires a Dracula Bram Stoker's well that was early early but then they're like duh we did a whole episode
01:23:05| on blood and vampires check it out young panniers episode who the hell knows look it up yourself we're not here to do all your work we're next eNOS of vampires an interview with a vampire
01:23:16| Andrews and Brad Pitt is it both of them yeah both of her in that movie it's almost my no Brad one hmm almost an intense sexiest vampire said it I'm almost there
01:23:32| what's walking it wrong it is the series on TV that got terrible AMC after season three or four yeah I will give them that like that's not a zombie movie per se or a zombie series per se because these are
01:23:44| said do with the nail bed or whatever well they always it's like 28 days later where they wake up yeah now but I has to mean deal well they wake up in like hospital like
01:23:55| the same thing with the Walking Dead is like the convoy up in the hospital and then he tries to figure out what's going on when everyone else is gone and he runs into somebody that saves him it
01:24:04| tells him what's going on because no doubt mom do you know it's a really good movie he just reminded by accident Shaun of the Dead yeah that's a great movie and all I ever did and I think 28 days
01:24:16| later which one came first because I feel like Sean made fun of all the zombie movies at once 28 days later just that's exactly he was playing on that one
01:24:27| I thought sup Simon Pegg yep who directed that Shaun of the Dead yeah I'm just go right well so you do anything else I would know click that bad boys name
01:24:40| handle you guys name click it click it or ticket in Scott Pilgrim vs. the world really that's when we were knighted Hot Fuzz well course I'd I guess his Simon Pegg series of movies did him giddy an
01:24:57| inter star wars the last Jedi really he's ready how do you get from that's in see hey I did it man can you do Star Wars the biggest Disney purchase ever and the biggest thing ever
01:25:10| yeah I got time what else did you do Scott Pilgrim okay does this have a cult following now and it's actually pretty good good point I mean I'm not yeah I enjoyed them
01:25:23| thoroughly it's weird how they mix uh anyway yeah Walking Dead go back to that so that's not like the zombie movies are all about you versus like a crowd of people and being outnumbered and The
01:25:38| Walking Dead is sort of that until I mean it's only when it's convenient that you get up numbered by zombies but it's mostly like other groups of people and their ideologies other little mini cults
01:25:48| that try to attack you and take you over and steal your stuff right so it's less interesting then I'm actually more interesting when I think about fighting in certain wasn't done maybe if it gets
01:25:57| repetitive there's a scene where there and this is old enough where I could talk about a spoiler unless it's the spoiler you and then you could turn out ternal now but don't hit that like
01:26:08| button hit subscribe folks do whatever what people say now they get captured by cannibals one of the things we didn't talk about with cannibals I think is a Halloween theme you know think cannibals
01:26:18| is a thing I've never seen anyone talk about cannibals except in jokes I never seen cannibal only happens in like two movies where people are stuck in a ski house and Google Forgotten
01:26:29| island I think cannibals are out like nobody does cannibal is you like kind of a native tribe that's hungry but I think that's like from the nineteen an idea
01:26:39| about natives from the 1980s and I think nowadays people talk about channels this what I'm getting it do you think people talk about animals now without retaining it no because they are they're kind of
01:26:48| food for most people cannibalism isn't about food it's not like think about it because you have no plants and things around you it's more of a religious thing almost isn't it or punishment um I
01:27:01| think it is I think cannibalism only happens on starving or an island I could see that and starving in a lodge covered by ice and snow right what I did everyone is running out of food Hey and
01:27:16| now see that's I didn't I didn't catch it I didn't watch Walking Dead that was the one series that the beginning or the end I forget but they they have them on a
01:27:25| row in a trough and they're trying to kill them humane by slitting their throat so they slept like one guy's through it second guy's through it and they're like working
01:27:33| their way down and this is probably like the end of the end of the good times for Walking Dead that they get down there like the next guy he's about to get and then explosions and then craziness
01:27:45| happens and then everything turns it's good which leads me into the crazies mm-hmm which one of my favorite guys Timothy Olyphant this is a regular dude you
01:27:58| don't actually know he was in Santa Clarita diet you know that guys they know what what that is but Timothy me Clara when did would um she did no give me no give me the name again all Google
01:28:13| to me probably body font give me the first three letters Allah Oh Oly Oly Oh Holly font like a lollipop yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah we're like this guy
01:28:28| he's the he plays he looks like Dracula if you ever seen him on Conan he just like doesn't give a shit and it's like he's has probably like six or seven interviews and he just like third was
01:28:39| the one d-bag on justified oh we could justify dude okay okay all right he shows up in like board shorts and flip-flops and he's got like a big bruise on his foot and Cronin just like
01:28:51| makes fun of him for like taking too much taking taking the edge off taking the adult but he's totally you could hang out with that guy he just seems like you did like the shit with you but
01:29:03| he's in the crazy the crazies is like the people will get kind of zombified and they go nuts and they start doing violent things and they have to get out of the town he's this sheriff and by the
01:29:15| time they leave the town they nuke it and then it spreads to the next town that they're heading towards and then it cuts out hmm so the final the final movie but it all
01:29:24| movies because I went crazy on this one and you don't like scary horror movies and you were sheltered as a child I'm sorry that your parents kept you from seeing these don't be I hardly ever peed
01:29:35| my pants hardly ever on purpose some cabin fever it was in the woods the cabin in the woods hurts it's a joke on all of these so it a group of teenagers go to the cabin in
01:29:51| the woods and they're in this like almost like a scenario that will cause them to die which is they'll be car site official yeah they'll become sacrifices to a god to appease them from causing
01:30:04| the apocalypse so there's like a team of scientists there watching them inside the cabin and they're going through all the tropes so they're like we should probably spread like split up and then
01:30:14| like somebody's like actually as wise it's like no I don't think that's a good idea and they're like a we should sit together and then it's like they actually stay together until they get
01:30:21| like chopped down but the best part about that movie is that they figure it out and they start to come back together after they've been like semi killed and then they're like they prevent the
01:30:32| apocalypse but it happens anyway and they have like all sorts of like all the crazy like the Sasquatch the werewolf they have like a unicorn that loves to stab people with his form like it's like
01:30:43| like all the animals are escaping and then like all the scientists are getting attacked by the mutants and stuff and it's just it's a good spin and it's pretty solid
01:30:52| yeah let's call cabin in the woods hmm well you're oh I think that was like I think it was like 2000 azole 12 on a tool make me look at it I'm just curious I because I'm thinking is this now or
01:31:11| like I go it's for more recent than most because that's all I hit it - those were pretty good pretty good I actually enjoyed the is it scary movie that the name of the comedy spoof yeah the only
01:31:27| thing I remember from scary movies when they're like getting intimate and then I think it's Jason or someone is breathing heavily leering over them doing it oh no no it's uh what's-her-name from the
01:31:39| House Bunny her name the blonde Jenna's married to Jenna but anyway she she gets plastered up to the ceiling from the guy being so back logically and she gets stuck there anyway those movies
01:31:56| little joy yeah the comedic which apparently is the only movie you were able to see when you're younger is the comedic one's action too apparently hello listen I sold ghostbusters in
01:32:07| poltergeist when I was like six Anna Faris I'll say Anna Faris you'll say it will believe it cuz I like her she's a pretty she's she's nice she's friendly she'd call you back maybe maybe not
01:32:19| she'd say sorry but I couldn't I got your message but I couldn't I leave it on your machine it's like what it just missed you I'm talking you didn't believe it and yeah so you're fully into
01:32:34| everything so of all of those I guess you're not fearful of any of this not really no what about played some of these games though right like you play dead by daylight walk with
01:32:49| me let's follow you that's not scary scary Walter well you're scared of getting caught like a little huh the jungle jump scare hat jump scared cool jump scare gives me a little oh oh you
01:33:03| didn't wind like when you win people shit on you because you're like oh you're just camping out here like making sure you can't believe you do that oh my god I'm believable I can't believe you
01:33:13| did that oh my god I'm gonna report you my dad works for silly you we're gonna hack your cab and we're gonna put so many bad things on your account I won would you just say I what about
01:33:25| murder smile no you know left for dead do you play that you played that right with you we had did do you remember the one where I'm you nobody in that party gets hit thing and he'll everyone's
01:33:40| throwing up you have to hide in the closet oh yeah yeah yeah it took us like eight tries of like but we had who do you think we're teammates if someone else we knew and a fourth party I feel
01:33:51| like with my buddy Mitch was in on it cuz he yeah it was Mitch it wasn't it wasn't it we're all I remember hiding in the bathroom and they're all coming up the steps yeah we're all day wearing
01:33:59| shotguns new rapidly due to throw up on you we're just hiding around a corner and you'd be like 99% through the game and just with Oh up in the room and it'll be like one
01:34:07| of you got hit it'd be like you or how about the the dudes who were like super strong it looked like the thing like the big hole here great or the witches they did there right that's a good game
01:34:28| yeah it's burger smiles that bathtub I remember she played you in a bathtub and there's just like wave there's she's dying in the doorway there Pilate Oh Annie they're real good be YUM yeah tank
01:34:58| this is named now it wasn't what I wanted but thank you for giving me his name leprous it was a good oh did you ever play the new Resident Evil people said that would scare yourself which one
01:35:08| I watched I played during the UM the old house resumed five in the youth club this is like a throwback to the first time I remember watching the first one with my my friend his older brother had
01:35:19| it and we would all sit around as he played the classic hey all right she named or young no uh five was set in like Louisiana forgot my nail here I'm doing it I have to finish
01:35:38| it's like holes the thing all right I kind of got to the end of it there we go I hope you all weren't scared it was sitting like the backwoods like white trash area rural going around and you go
01:35:51| into the house and it's like trash everywhere and garbage everywhere and like the plates are all covered and gross stuff because they've never been washed houses nasty and I guess the
01:36:00| zombie infections going on and it's a first-person game I think you're like in this house it's like really good graphics but it's all dark and the houses twisted and way bigger than you
01:36:11| think and I think zombie that it somehow is already first one it's like a remastered version a little bit but it's not it's not a mansion opposite like it's a white-trash wooden
01:36:23| nasty garbage house with like a heavyset old guy and like overall like jean overalls everything and like he's like hairy looks gross and like he probably comes on by yeah I would do that but
01:36:38| what's your point Jim point here looks scary to come out when is it come out came out two years ago or a year ago I had really good reviews I missed it
01:36:47| you did but now you can get it cheap went this camp is it multicam where I don't know they did a multiplayer version of Resident Evil that I played through that was kind of oh yeah my
01:37:00| buddy talked about that it was legally and okay but not the same game 5-5 was released in 2009 okay it wasn't five six how many iterations of evil are there i thought bob was gonna be it but no i
01:37:15| don't know somebody who doesn't watch horror movies would you know okay well crap there's a bow oh man there's like a dozen of them really gotta just nail I got ya
01:37:32| there's too many what's the newest one seven they did a remastered - mm-hmm spend a whole episode on the shit there's an evil episode first-person it's a nice clean on your Thank You 1440
01:37:54| yeah you're not gonna find it but as evil 7 to show it up I do see it but I don't see I can't glean the when it is or how other has little porch looks kind of soon anyway I never played it so
01:38:12| everyone's like these guys are idiots it's not like that I look for loyalty and didn't show up all right every thought how much is alone Steve 30 box still that's too much all right folks
01:38:28| now that we are reasonable it's not well folks we thank you for being scared with us boo those aren't scared jump scared did you start downloading something I should not
01:38:46| the Internet's going to hell and you know it mmm I see that now I don't know anyway well folks you gotta end it right now a strong note the way we always love infinities little reach after all let's
01:39:02| talk about the lonely as we talked about the bit rising happier for we talked about Halloween and Hallows Eve though that rises Gaelic and Celtic have the real hunt yep that one's only sure
01:39:16| pumpkin Plus goal is a jack-o'-lantern essentially right Thunder man pretty pretty cool endurable we're not prejudiced here Mike Myers Michael Myers the mud talk the man talk
01:39:29| monster found on the near beach it was like a corpse that looked really weird and it was videotaped and no one knew what it was turned out I was a decomposed raccoons and not a monster
01:39:38| house and rape someone everybody locked now I was just a guy floating upside down no it wasn't yeah I think you didn't exist the bones were put there by God before humans SS man are you further
01:39:57| dope good show good show salute your shorts hey dude we thought they meant a lot for the world's independence tables over favorites a little bit about something called quietly in a quiet
01:40:14| place and All Saints they shadowed All Saints every single one yeah I think we summed it up pretty good right there all over the place holy shit thanks for tuning in folks
01:40:27| this is crazy I can't believe I get to touch all of these lives you know then again we like them I would like to move on all their lives Souls
01:40:43| a lot thank you good night
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00:01:37| got some some interests yeah they just popping up ha popping up we're gonna talk about Halloween tonight like it is about fear and Halloween and scares and also earth creepy things oh my god so if
00:01:55| you're under 18 you will be doing any time hey hey come at and something and probably play probably yeah yep okay cool tonight we're gonna get in a little bit of bomb Halloween as it's often
00:02:11| referred to north we're gonna get into a little history a little bit of some monsters so if you're really scared you might not want to tune in we're gonna get into some of the causes of fear
00:02:21| psychological physiological physical mental erotic fear go overboard I'm talking about all the big all the big ones and we're gonna get into fear and gentle and kind of exciting
00:02:36| thrill-seekers is play video games that make us afraid and watch movies and make us afraid and just mmm go to parks where kids are just it's feeling pretty to be fearful and make them fearful this is
00:02:52| one of the topics where I just like I started reading stuff and I just kept going and going and going and going and I have had the most the most links I've ever had researching it but I didn't
00:03:02| really read them because they're just like bringing back memories of watching a B and C mm-hmm you say oh yeah you're gonna talk about historical origins hmm oh wait that's
00:03:14| kind of like where what about the real the real origin the first time you were fearful as a child watching something on TV I accidentally saw we had VHS as we used to record TV uh-huh
00:03:26| it was popular when we had and had short circuit to Ghostbusters to which we were allowed to watch but probably should have been and poltergeist 3 was on poltergeist and that movie was like heck
00:03:40| over the top and cartoonish if you're an adult that was like six or seven it really it was creepy I'll say poltergeist you had a scene where the kid had braces no I didn't see I told
00:03:52| one and three I didn't see too well the braces start growing out of his mouth and wrapping around his head and then it engulfs them all the middle and then engulfs his dad and it starts to get
00:04:03| closer and closer to a circuit in the wall oh it was scary yeah I remember that even though I haven't seen it for the camera guy goes in the bathroom and the light in the bathroom turns like red
00:04:18| and then he looks in the mirror and himself and he can't it's like he's compelled to grab his face and he starts ripping off chunks of skin putting it into the sink he keeps doing it faster
00:04:29| and faster so he's just like skeleton and then like he blinked and he wakes up and it didn't happen but like that stayed with me for a long time of it whoo that's awesome dude that's creepy
00:04:39| it freaks you out creepy scares me more than like the monsters Bears don't care how long god oh my heart it just it spiked for a long hot second whoa I'm scared of that kind
00:04:52| of movie no I'm scared creepy movies creepy ass movies if your your creepiest movie and you're watching the podcast turn it off now don't want a creepiest movie follow I want I'm
00:05:04| subscribed care if they don't care if they donate to the patreon not welcome to creepy ass movie I thought your anyway towards a like are you afraid of the dark witch no those that's like cool
00:05:18| scary that's like that was like one of the first influences right I mean I started around season 95 ish I mean I used to watch it they would sit around the campfire and
00:05:27| tell the put the sand the sand good nobody likes to blow up little man yeah that's kind of that's kind of a really great idea for a show back in the day it was actually something pretty good do
00:05:39| you remember any of them yeah the recurring character was a real heavyset guy he's in a lot of stuff that Sado accent on the dough no mister look what he would say and I never got the
00:05:52| joke that like it's just Sardo I'm not mr. Sarto and like accent on this I just thought he was a goofy creepy old dude I knew like any I don't know episodes it Dickon Alan who um some of the actors
00:06:08| like who really what do you think about that role was like nothing it's like you just set around a campfire for a few minutes and then the story unfolded which had totally probably different
00:06:17| actors and characters yeah it rotated there were Isaac so right but I mean I feeling one of the campfire people's like but Nick from camp I feel absolute I think maybe there's someone else from
00:06:32| salute your shorts or someone from like hey dude was in it like I love how I love Powell growing up as a kid I didn't realize an actor could be on more than one show you could use any different
00:06:41| people somehow right I'm like yeah that's not him he's didn't hey dude it's like it's him he did both it's like no he's it hey dude you know yeah remember any of the episodes though like there no
00:06:54| I just I would say not really there were two that I remembered from leading from reading through the article about all the episodes there's one you didn't remember it you just read it anyway yeah
00:07:06| I go when I jog jog jog jog jog all-time in my mind so there was one about the kid playing a pinball machine in a mall and late hours did he get sucked in yeah there you go see these things could eat
00:07:26| of course he does good lord and then I remember towards the end he's standing at the top of an escalator thinking he's about to leave but then he stuck inside a pinball machine and like zooms
00:07:36| oh yeah the escalators part of the pinball machine and he's in a all pinball machine and whoever Bebo you defeated is like laughing and playing the machine or sitting out five others
00:07:46| on yeah yeah did they will end creepy like that or usually they end a good break a market for a child's you know no but like because I feel like a lot of them had this ending where they escaped
00:07:59| they learned their lesson and they won't do X again they won't travel down to that cave by the river and I feel like a lot of them more like that but maybe they were like five or seven who will
00:08:09| probably buy the same writer we could probably figure it out we're gonna write this interview that guy right are you afraid of dark writer who had all the dark endings you're sick dude yes
00:08:20| hundred sick of your sick Oh probably one writer right probably do you remember the lizard people one you go to a boarding school and they're feeding them strange sponge-like desserts they
00:08:33| go down in the basement I remember there was like a swimming pool filled with eggs and like glowy goopy green stuff was good and then yeah that sure didn't scare me at all but I think I took it
00:08:46| with a grain of salt because it was a TV show so production wasn't a tie that's like when I see him you know what I mean like inadvertently not I was like huh production isn't as high I'm not afraid
00:08:56| but just in the world no but I think like it didn't it just didn't scare me but talking about it right now that sounds scary freak me kiss it's freaky there was one I watched today actually
00:09:12| but I read and I get into the role on MVP in the show folks let me tell you I watched it because there was it was about hockey and there was a guy on my hockey team named Jake the snake and I
00:09:25| always thought like it rhymes it sounds good and he was slippery like a snake slippers like they made in are you afraid of the dark with Jake the snake in it and the guy trades his poor hockey
00:09:38| skills and his physique for a hockey stick that will score and he literally turns into a snake Oh until his frill saves him does it gradually turn into a snake like
00:09:52| this isn't mine get scales or something you should check out the hydrogen and he's like peeling off and he's scoring goals like mad he's being all cocky and stuff but yeah jake the snake' of my
00:10:06| hockey team apparently people copied it from Ari for the dark and I never realized it that's what he was called that woman that's how you do the way yeah I thought was a coincidence I'm
00:10:17| missing like all the inside jokes that probably people made about him like finding a hockey stick or like talking to somebody borrowing Augie stick yeah it's like the
00:10:26| kind of things you could have tonight huh I'm cool I missed a half your whole life like you realize like I guess I'm realizing right now how creepy and are you afraid the
00:10:35| dark is yeah there's a lot of dark stuff in there I didn't know there was one riddle I was like the first riddle I ever figured out it was the Sardo guy and he says put something in the basket
00:10:47| that makes it lighter it cannot be seen and it's not something people that I forget how the riddle goes I was like uh and it comes like a hole and I was like yeah a hole and like it occurred to me
00:11:02| like that was the coolest thing ever that riddle you putting a hole in the basket and it's lighter and you can't see a hole my mind was blown I was like this is the best riddle ever meanwhile
00:11:17| it's probably been told multiple millions of times multiple millions a ways but I mean great with anything right they put a hole in something yeah or he told my girls riddles and being
00:11:30| told Middleton multiple times over and over again yeah whoo he's changed the animal changing the story retweets faves hit our like button subscribe to the untanned errs on check all our socials
00:11:41| just please give some money I don't care don't I actually dare them not though Halloween I died don't dare them to do that October 31st precedence is a member because November 1st
00:11:59| now you're actually way long good thing I got here at Todd good thing so 434 how hollows in November first the next day all same day used to have to go to church or at least be off from school
00:12:12| it's a holy day of obligation folks obligate that day off after Halloween mom dad I can't go to school I'm countin candy November 2nd did you have off every day after Halloween I don't think
00:12:27| we did you should that's a shame it's a holy day of obligation you want to talk to the Pope about your school that's good yeah yeah shut them down anyway November 2nd is all souls day so the
00:12:43| whole idea of these three days it's called all hallowtide it's a three day event it's it's a celebration of the dead and saints who refer to as Hallows martyrs and my favorite the faithful
00:12:59| departed i didn't look it up I just know it's often said in church and quick shout out to the faithful departed because they're not dead they're not Saints not martyrs they're faithful
00:13:09| departed like unfaithful depart it means they went to hell I'm probably sure someone in the clarifications please except for us we'll send you all online
00:13:22| I will mention a quick clarification from last time that sleaze do Meredith Brooks bitch huh on the lover understand bitch yeah I think you had misidentified the artist I just want to clarify it was
00:13:36| Meredith Brooks how you were right I was interested Meredith Brooks before I said it was a lot of corset mmm Helen are stink for me yeah Agatha the shame the red Dolly cheeks it's the white light
00:13:55| from the monitor yeah moving on Halloween began because um Gaelic and Celtic traditions I want to say this is first time okay they borrowed from a couple pagan
00:14:15| holidays San Haim the iconic pagan festival sounds like fun hard to even say the words I'm pronouncing it wrong but that's fine the Christians keep stealing holidays anyway
00:14:26| that's I didn't find this anywhere but the Christians stole all the Christmas stuff right they were all pagan things I'm finding out Halloween was all pagan stuff they stole so my guess is and I
00:14:39| didn't do a report on this I didn't do any research competing but I think not even competing it's 13th century Christianity is kind of boring I mean like where they have except the book and
00:14:48| like some stories and stuff I think they were like we're missing out on the parties the traditions why don't we just take them and make them ours and a you'll get people talking be it's like
00:15:00| ours nail and see it's ours now yeah plus people who are participating in the festivities they say well let's do the Christian festivity rather than the paid one oh yes
00:15:10| and they're still doing there and they're still having fun right and you I mean for some reason the pagan the word pagan has like a negative connotation for me duh I think it does too I was a
00:15:20| wee yeah we raised that way and I think that's wrong I think the page a pagan is just like a different type of religion and Hagen's just non Christian non-christian
00:15:29| I'm god-fearing I guess so I don't know as a connotation it just was given to us but anyway um hollow was quite literally um all hallow II which was All Saints evening but the way they wrote evening
00:15:44| back then was like Ian it's a key apostrophe end is Ian is baby or baby right and they did so so that it became all hollow zine and then it was like hallo
00:15:57| hey save evening was like the night before All Saints Day I'm legally go back in the past and try to understand them like why no don't well like there are still groups of people today you try
00:16:09| to understand your look that's back a sack words but your solution you're just like and back then they didn't even have the Google you imagine arguing with someone we're like you couldn't prove
00:16:19| them they were wrong it's like no you're an idiot this they're like I don't think so sunny you better talk to the minister down the street and it's like no you Chirk thank you but uh the reason it all
00:16:36| they stole from the whole tradition the original pagan use of it was because it was the end of the harvest and there was a belief that the winter was coming and that when winter was coming evil spirits
00:16:50| lives nor in the darkness so they were closer to the earth and the idea was you would actually on this three-day festival you would put food or drinks and on your front doorstep as an
00:17:04| offering hey evil spirits the dead that have come before me yeah go please take it and leave me alone you're probably just hungry these ones in bread here's some bread I'm the
00:17:14| bread the miele they believe your livestock alone they'd survive the winter all good stuff you have to leave a chair in your house alone for a dead person to keep someone to sit there also
00:17:24| okay that's creepy that's where like these quick links are coming in and around 16th century Ireland and Scotland right when they are bringing in all these new traditions for the Christians
00:17:37| they would do guising mr. he's like disguise yourself and then go house to house singing and they would give you some of this food sounds real frigging familiar doughnut folk singing sounds
00:17:51| like it's a trick ah another one that was really crazy I don't know if it was Ireland it was like they would dress up and like like scary stuff and just stand outside your house and like you would
00:18:04| give them stuff so that they wouldn't do anything to your house yeah the people who were about to don't talk about my house like the bird was likely there by the riot and have it okay if you were
00:18:14| like yeah but they were mess you couldn't tell who was who I actually read I wrote down this quote and then whatever this was Ireland they entered houses to dance uninvited or would come
00:18:27| in your house and play dice in silence that sounds scarier than regular holiday it couldn't a bunch of people just pushed into your house and started playing dice in the corner and you
00:18:37| really hello who are you and they just kept playing and ignoring you I really okay okay that's like it's always sunny with the vada guys down the basement I was like they
00:18:49| do that's what I lose a finger and then use it I didn't know no someone lost it Russian Roulette they really had to shut down so the last thing I looked up in history was pumpkins how they freakin
00:19:07| tanked Atlanta did you get into jack I did um so Jack it's an old wives tale from the 13th century I believe they deceive the dental trick the old devil he tricked him into uh getting into a
00:19:25| tree I guess I'm not really sure if he's had devil if you're really so powerful take over this tree possess it and as he did it Oh Jack carved across into the tree and the devil was stuck inside huh
00:19:40| della said let me out give you anything give you any friggin dig and Jack said ha tell you what you let me live my life however I will and you can't let me in
00:19:52| Hell the devil said fine fine you won't have to come to hell is that what it was and your he had ten years because Bruce Lee tricked him into paying for something and he kept the coin which was
00:20:04| the devil embodied in the coin so he got out and um Jack drank and smoked and led a lecherous like awesome good job jack good job jack you're not going to help problem is when he did pass on they
00:20:21| wouldn't let him into heaven so he went back down and the devil's like I'm not letting you in hell we made a deal jackass so he was kind of like roaming in between that Heaven and
00:20:35| Hell life and death and did you get the devil threw a hot red hot you sold hole like a number of coal so he could light his way Lowell it and landed in his head or something
00:20:46| did you read I didn't hear to land it in his head part okay that something like he cleared in his head or it landed into his head and that's how we have like pumpkins that are lit from the inside
00:20:56| and I thought it was just use wandering around with this like amber that was like going out see you guys seek out other lights um okay that might be more
00:21:06| accurate good lip it might be huh anyway um in the 1930s in America they started doing the trunk or treating at church in school because back then um they would still do some of the food
00:21:20| stuff and all that but there was nobody door-to-door and one of the main reasons that rural America was too far apart you couldn't walk like six hours to the house to get another a piece of the
00:21:31| candy you know so uh shortly thereafter houses were closer together tradition called more wind people circling house house all candy corporations started pouring out like yeah candy have to give
00:21:45| out candy so it's not being food and spiced apples and stuff like that and moved on the other stuff and that's my folks my friends my people Halloween swear to G so the one interesting fact
00:21:59| about jack-o'-lanterns is that they weren't always pumpkins had like turnips and potatoes like they would carve out anything and they didn't have Hopkins until they came to America and they're
00:22:09| like oh Earth so right guys we had somebody pumpkins at the time yeah see these stupid little event here I mean what is a pumpkin good for we think that they're you looking forward to pumpkin
00:22:20| anyone I'm really pumpkin pie doing something else you know give it a push in that even look so pale up get rid of that page though is reading off of look like a regular person
00:22:34| oh my god there you go there you go I look more natural I was about to die I'm using all your blood god bless me so I wrote down the ten most popular Halloween monsters cause monsters kind
00:22:51| of cool jack off the lantern jack-o'-lantern bats bats like vampire bats I'm just regular bunch of regular bats like real animals people are scared of
00:23:02| this regular bats are associated with Halloween if you're not familiar true bats and spiders it's gonna be second one no spiders didn't make the lift on the line
00:23:11| gargoyles did which was weird this is a generic list you can do a 10 spider show an ad now I'll through the list maker how I mean gargoyles aren't really present anywhere like I've never seen a
00:23:24| gargoyle in jeans okay there are no Gorbals anywhere anyone they were a great WB show and that's where it ended show was that of its time got a good behind it it's time yes technically yes
00:23:40| goblins witches zombies ghosts werewolves vampires and demons and I thought it's good lives yeah cutter the the Halloween monsters there are other monsters and then I got to thinking
00:23:54| about other monsters yes like almost real ones you know I'm saying real monsters people liking something actually scared yeah that's a good point cuz not no one scared of that Halloween
00:24:08| ones are they are they like oh my god a jack-o'-lantern I had a dream a jack-o'-lantern appeared at our house honey oh dear oh that's a tail that's not passed down as I did I
00:24:21| didn't know what a jack-o'-lantern was for why it was there the Domino parents even cared it's aired of witches I knew we liked some people believe in the Little League
00:24:31| it's one of the things that like science just completely abolished as I we know all these things now that which is probably don't exist I hope grew but the next section we're doing which is like
00:24:41| these newer monsters or next wave of monsters like science should disprove all of them but it doesn't matter let me talk about some of the some of the classic monsters from film and media
00:24:55| Mike Hagen Halloween Mike Myers he's that a monster per se but he's a villain and he is a in several times more than several I mean I mean I mean I meet our that was I was
00:25:09| hoping he's only six or seven at least when is the new one dropping now hope we hit the same night it would be amazing that would be good I just love it esque knife he just keeps coming she
00:25:26| goes after like what teenage well makers yeah love makers that's it he's like yes he was bitter because he never had that his job I'm just assuming wasn't he burned or something
00:25:37| worked this boy's family yeah completely like a Freddy Krueger I can use horribly disfigured that's the only way I mean that's gotta be burnt right Freddy Krueger's definitely burns cheese and
00:25:50| some kind of other mutilation but I think about the guy never got lucky with the girls right not with that face lose a frustration is yes Queen yes Queen did anybody bother you at all no they
00:26:04| actually don't they're not scared in it no the next one here talk about those scary that's the third leprechaun yeah did you see one oh my god he made it a real fear
00:26:18| of leprechaun it's like oh my god what where you gotta look down every time you're like oh my god oh I'm sick six inches tall Carla put down they're not real I could say there's things they
00:26:34| just all useful yeah you're right you can what's the the news report with the leprechaun remember none no I know all's people were describing in any of the leprechaun no doctor she afterwards how
00:26:49| does I go home called community of people reporting like yes we're reporting an actual leprechaun and like it's all these people are like I see them run by the 7-eleven and he was out
00:26:58| back and I was scared and there's like a lady's like there was something wrong with that little man he was screaming and running and whenever my orders are doing like a real news report on it and
00:27:09| they're trying to like keep a straight face and then there's an artist rendering of it or something like a rainbow pata go uh anyway he's not his hair me
00:27:24| you know which one actually does carry me Chucky no uh creeped me out but I'm over a creaky alien dude Elaine's getting me dude aliens isn't like the inner terrestrial like her
00:27:38| big eyed bridegroom I'm area 51 i-it's like really big eyes hmm I used to have like an irrational fear of them we know what it is like they show up like they can show up anywhere like they can be
00:27:53| outside your window and they're like it frees you at night and then like you can't move and they're just looking at you with the big scary eyes and they don't talk that's even scarier like if
00:28:04| they said I'm gonna get you in like a really curvy voice I build a laugh but like they don't say anything there's stare huh there's no pupil like this I keep thinking you think I'm a it's like
00:28:15| part of a joke yeah they don't plank it's like they know stuff you don't know maybe it's an intelligence thing cuz I'm an intelligent person and there's a more
00:28:23| intelligent being doesn't want even associate with your stupid become an idiot no I'm not even scared of like and I'll do the whole again like I don't feel like you're gonna prove my butthole
00:28:38| like I'm just scared of them there's something creepy about hmm it's not like sleep paralysis right I'm the mayor the old demon mayor that comes in soup so that is weird
00:28:50| I did develop sleep paralysis at one point in life and I think it was because of maybe that well you see like the two played fears being frozen by them and I was literally frozen by them right so
00:29:02| when they're they're not probing your butthole but they're doing like yeah hello I don't needle in you right or the needle in your brain up the nose I don't know you're gay no no in my fear
00:29:14| of them I don't they don't get me anywhere like I'm not anywhere I'm in my own house I just can't move or something or like they're looking out through a window or
00:29:24| like I see something real creepy and off-putting about them do you think all one has like a fear like your strange fear about maybe something regular like your fear is not actually maybe not
00:29:35| aliens but it's being stuck in your house and not be able to do anything yeah but I'd be lazy looking behind you like I think your work I actually dig it being watched maybe maybe I don't like
00:29:52| being watch watch and unable to fight back and so it's just different you don't even know what you're your nemesis is there anyone share any information so they don't right yes that's scary to me
00:30:02| anything like it's one thing if he wants to beat me up I get it he's gonna beat me up this time I just want to I don't know look at me that's okay on the less scary things like the chupacabra mmm the
00:30:16| bloodsucker is that what it's considered is that like the New Jersey Devil we disguise that's the same thing I think what Jewpacabra would focus on what for masochist and yeah it's late the blood
00:30:28| of goats and stuff think of the empire but an animal so this is a weird thing if you type in real life scary monster like YouTube there's a there's a wormhole of so many
00:30:41| things and 99.9% of them are total bullcrap actually probably 100% but the fact that there are so many videos and they have so many hits is weird it's like it's like people want to see
00:30:58| this stuff they want to believe I guess is ideal like what it is right yeah I'm surprised that your list didn't have like tarantulas and spiders and then like even like weird stuff that
00:31:08| shouldn't exist like a quite a corpse flower like things that smell like dead things like how does that happen yeah but do you think anyone fears the corpse flower anyone probably not
00:31:20| anything though right like for for fear to happen I guess should we get into fear itself people are your plants at all the happening they didn't fear them though they just killed themselves yeah
00:31:35| they're just scared of them spoiler alert sorry 2006 it was a long time ago didn't really pay attention to that movie it didn't catch my interest and then but it was over I didn't want
00:31:48| to watch it again and I never saw it so I don't know it's the plan sir they're making people step in from their lawn mowers yeah well your fear is defined as an anxious
00:32:04| feeling caused by our anticipation of some imagined event or experience which is crazy it's imagined unless you're literally our definition of it but it's still
00:32:16| imagined you don't know if it's gonna stop right if you're seeing a car accident and you're feeling fear there's no guarantee that it's going to happen true what makes you prepare so you'll
00:32:26| imagine you for sure it's it's maybe it's even probable probability exists so let's say you're fearing something I mean maybe it's the probability of 99.9 percent chance we're gonna get this car
00:32:36| accent yeah but it's also the same feeling you have at when you see that's your window in examining ah it wasn't but if there was a 1.100 1% chance that there was but fear is actually it's not
00:32:52| a reaction to something it's a it's a feeling caused by your own anticipation which I thought was crazy so fear is 100 percent internal so it's nothing to do it if you don't anticipate anything
00:33:05| you're fearless right I would assume yes right now be at home right you can't but even like on the momento guy could make memories that are like five minutes long because you couldn't make one second
00:33:18| memory one or five second future memory I guess here you're brain dead anyway huh amnesia retrograde amnesia real time I like to agree and either way you can make more than 5 seconds of memories
00:33:32| right I assume did you know they found was its owner didn't have fear oh I wish I'd brought up all this nasty an you know who she is it was a woman right no I've been will never play a test how did
00:33:45| they test it here there's no connection yeah oh listen Carrie the episode woman can't feel fear anyway fear which is a great video game by the way anybody played a good job I sticky bomb double
00:34:02| sided guards put everything in slow motion and stepped out of like a hiding spot and like they have a reaction where they see you and like an alert kind of goes off and they get in a like attack
00:34:11| mode but I put everything in slow motion so I they'd have the sticky grenade on them they wouldn't know it and I put it in slow-mo step out and they'd be like
00:34:20| they're like training their guns on you and like going into alert mode and like attack on slow-mo and I'm like just blow up and it was to this day that's so awesome
00:34:32| her life disease oh it's a disease go ahead parts of her brain which costs fear have hardened and wasted away so the enjoyed her amygdala which is involved in emotion yes it sure as hell
00:34:46| is you know that from the UM Pandora's folks thanks for joining efficient can't process fear that's crazy she would just blindly walk through
00:34:55| haunted houses and not doing what do you don't worry let's go can get yeah I'm bored let's get I guarantee we can scare you five dollars it's just making money
00:35:07| every day five dollars there's a haunted house they don't reveal her real name they just say SM really interesting I wonder why cuz do you think people would stop
00:35:18| her to try and scare do it and redo entering Malaya Singh who had is a hippocampus removed like they didn't want they can't medically reveal anything but oh because I had Billy died
00:35:31| in and they could reveal who he was well what's real weird is there are people who love being scared yeah they they seek it it's real seekers name right it's um it triggers your sympathetic
00:35:43| nervous system which is kind of like the one you can't control which is interesting because fear is kind of an uncontrolled thing it's very base sets up adrenaline a bunch of other chemicals
00:35:53| through your body chemicals that you can't otherwise normally get so you're almost addicted to that chemical release sounds good your fight-or-flight all the adrenaline hit baby fight-or-flight me
00:36:06| yes was crazy its people if you're getting deep enough people love that stuff like another one is like sex is one of those primitive vicious visceral things like you can't get that anywhere
00:36:19| else I'm sure there's something like an animal yeah same thing happens with fear it's your animal state here you're gonna fight or flight hmm yeah I don't know I'm thinking about something
00:36:36| I'm getting up later I want to talk about Eldon maniacal cinterion later it's all about karl albrecht what the PhD from wherever he's probably a rut white not sure usually I didn't think it
00:36:51| is okay did he talk about the five fears that every human has was five years we share them all and they're actually the five he called of the tree trunks appear I think actually Wow I think I've
00:37:07| learned a lot you never called them the tree trunks he meant to he literally meant to that's what he's calling them like all fears or face all these five beers mmm so could break it down the
00:37:18| base for you any fears you can think of they come into one of these five it starts with extinction of men which he would have just called it death of self but extinction of man's most a bigger
00:37:29| broader thing it's interesting to your fear that your fear of everything stopping of humanity non-existing of life non-existing time getting X come can I guess I would assume one is like
00:37:41| fear of pure for yourself that's the number at the top one where Ken goes in like a tower right nice ones probably I feel free godet oh you gonna disappear for your own your own people your your
00:37:54| friends and family that's kind of an extinction six here I'll tell you because it's you're gonna get us they're gonna get it right but not really an I hit it all right I'll tell you why cuz
00:38:03| its extinction of man next that was mutilation of the self or the physical body next step was on loss of autonomy which is like your ability to control your own life whether you because you're
00:38:18| paralyzed you're smothered you're enveloped you're engulfed you're overwhelmed rolled yeah they're young yes number two overall with separation it's
00:38:30| a lot to do it's how social fears yeah you can isolate maybe yeah yeah correct and number one was the ego death which is like the stop happening to you your personality
00:38:42| or whatever memory have you known with any fear into these five like your fear of spiders probably if you're a mutilation you don't look a bit hurt or wounded or poisoned your social fears
00:38:59| are usually either fear of separation or fear of the ego you know mm-hmm just interesting stuff I thought and the tree-trunks of fear good old Carl copyright nee karmic
00:39:12| calming car market uh and then they just happen to write down the top ten piers I think it was North America or America or somewhere they just ask people like return once oh go ahead I would get your
00:39:28| mom to catch up with my design I got a lot to go through here oh I go really fast though well you talk about social stuff oh I just have about um you see Slenderman that's gonna come out this
00:39:46| year I don't know the background I just know is like very businesslike attire but spaghetti like limbs a 10 foot tall and he's always in the shadows and kind of just out of your vision and he's
00:40:00| blurry mm fantastic and and the we don't want to comment too much on it because it's ongoing investigation slash I didn't do all my research the one girl to prove Slenderman existed stabbed her
00:40:14| friend huh did you notice a creation by something awful there's a writer than it was but sometimes mimicked it or maybe yeah so anyway they created Slenderman which is a fictional character that
00:40:29| would appear at a division side a division he always carries a briefcase or something he's like like you said dress like formal business work but he's like eight foot tall or ten foot tall
00:40:38| sometimes and he's always in the shadows and you can't see him all the time sometimes he disappears and he's just always like lurking so if there's a picture of you and your family like
00:40:48| similar like like a quarter mile down the road like where you can barely see there's like someone that's way too all to be a person back there and way too skinny but he's like in your picture
00:40:57| with your family and you're like what I got Slenderman he's always there and anyway uh he's a popular meme he's like you know right talks about and people make their own stories about him they do
00:41:09| something that and I believe their team rolls 14 year old girl was arguing with her friend that whether he's real or not and she stabbed her to prove a point and went in trial and there's a lot of
00:41:23| that's he stepped off for a fictitious man well fictitious he could be real I mean but that fit into its BB do you do the reddit no sleep ever I do every once in
00:41:39| a while and I get in there sometimes there's some uh some crazy sort yeah there's some ads and it's like I read like it's so long and it's not going to be good
00:41:47| yeah but you usually tell going into it it's like watching a pornography video from what I would guess you know in the first thirty seconds if you don't like it you want to stay tuned you know what
00:41:59| I mean would you say that that will come up in a later episode of the others against their will and you never watch a porno and it says to be continued oh I'm done it oh but I
00:42:18| was gonna slip into Minecraft and Enderman that's one of the creepier versions of a childish video game I think that's a pun on Slenderman I think it is which is weird I didn't catch that
00:42:31| until you just said that and he disappears and he goes into the shadows he laughs at you and you're like oh yeah it is that's Slenderman rip totally is and
00:42:40| think of it minecraft dude molix or whatever if he was already at a lot kamal and something awful definitely definitely yeah that's weird let's hit your fears what's your list of
00:42:51| okay my top ten this is just based on the study in like 2008 or something I didn't want to do a million studies because fear should change every year different countries have different fears
00:43:01| anyway this was America at one point the past ten years top ten and the first ones cop-out it's called social fears is the number one I think they they both they
00:43:11| booked a bunch of them together cop-out number two agoraphobia you know look or I've heard of it okay it's it's like the fear of fear it's like you can't go into a public
00:43:24| place where there are so many people and so many things fun things are out of your control you go into the marketplace you start freaking out you hear all those white noise you can't be there
00:43:33| it's too many people it's too much similar in social phobia but it's like a crippling fear like these there are people who can't go to the supermarket because they're afraid of it
00:43:43| too many people it's too many things I guess I guess one on one you can figure out where so keep track of things control it if it gets out of control but if there are hundreds of people will
00:43:55| still run around and go crazy on you probably be fun agoraphobia people moving on I don't know acrophobia acrobat they're high-tech how you got it that's pretty good thanks like number
00:44:09| three on this list although number four the cop out Tara Mirana phobia pterodactyls flying so it's flying well you got it right fine if you're flying wait that was stupid
00:44:27| claustrophobia came at number five make sense you know the prettiest thing I've ever seen diver tank girl through movie no this sounds familiar but uh and it was weird
00:44:39| as well as like weird film styles anyway the one scene is that she's captured and put in this tube and it's close to Kovac and they like roll her like her head is down and they roll her into water in
00:44:52| this tiny tube and they're like semi drowned her in the polar back out like there are certain things from certain movies that just did stuck in your mind and that's that's that like I'd be the
00:45:01| most fearful in a situation where I couldn't roll or move and I was out here is that your normal up there yeah I think so foster foster phobic plus like a water like combo Viet yeah being stuck
00:45:16| and not be able to move like slowly drowning is he like that no-go for you totally covering your mouth and face and be able to breathe from a drip of water that sounds terrible
00:45:26| there's not fear of mind but it sounds bad I'm gonna say I will say I guess that sounds bad folks folks here's the on painter is slowly drowning bad next number six was outhit of video phobia Oh
00:45:44| vide alley snakes that's right Cydia snakes yeah look it up do maybe this list is like the next one even threw me for a week Cinna phobia dear friend movies that's
00:46:00| what I would have guessed no it's cya now I'm guessing it's the Latin dog what's Lanford dog penis so cinema dog pure dog this one caught me a little weird
00:46:12| astraphobia your most storms and then I'm tripping a phobia fear of needles that's a really I mean I understand that one because it's something that can only do you harm really you know of this rule
00:46:29| feel right but it can only do you good as far as vaccines go just kidding we don't vaccinate our kids we all believe we are the unbanned we do we don't pander cities to diseases but what's
00:46:47| funny is so you said claustrophobia so remember I said there were the five tree trunks that would come in under loss of autonomy can't move can't get out of your own way
00:46:59| like Senatobia the dog here but are the mutilation I like all these manifestations of like different types of ways you could die just really pointer ways the back yeah it's like the
00:47:12| creatures like you have all sorts of de figured people come after you or different like leprechauns with possessed dolls like Chucky is it weird that they're usually people like I guess
00:47:23| well I have a spin on that so there's other there's other interpretations of things that can attack you and this is what I found the first four are things are like from
00:47:37| my my past a little bit now my real past just my movie past not my dad's movie net movie past the fake pants that we've seen have you ever seen the relic visit Damien Damien it's a demon demon for you
00:47:54| David is that the relic or is that the omen that might be the omen omen it's the one with the devil kid no no the relic is when they're inside of a museum and there's like some ancient creature
00:48:04| that gets realized from I use a crate or something and they're all somehow loved a museum and they all start getting eaten by the relic is almost like and I didn't finish it I saw that on TV like
00:48:17| six years ago and it it was old but then it was probably a ten-year-old movie or son or 15 yeah in 1997 anyway like six years ago I was watching it in a my on my old house and I was like this is
00:48:29| awesome and I never finished it on DVR it and everything you just made me so bad now you're gonna go watch it like it well one feet what happens to the movies you buy from Comcast or Verizon or
00:48:39| somebody and you change services and they're under maybe on yours you shouldn't fight bullcrap okay you got to go back to calm bullshit did you go back my big logit wait so if I go back I can
00:48:51| get it again I think so officially or it's like sorry sir that was lost with your old plan they would probably do that Comcast is a really good corporate entity unless they're willing this
00:49:02| officers and anyway I'm sorry we jumped around there but the Oldman know the relic now these are all creatures these are just like creatures that we haven't mentioned yet did they show that show
00:49:14| the preacher in general at the end it's garbage blur like deep rising deep risings the they're on a cruise ship that stops in the ocean because I thought a giant squid or something like
00:49:31| captures the ship and freezes it in place and then they're trying to steal gold or something from the safe and they're trying to see a bunch of money so this little little boat comes up and
00:49:41| like the cruise ships already destroyed but this is the whole thing of fear is that it's like the thing that makes the movie great is the and they put you in a place that you're
00:49:50| familiar with but you're you're out of your element so like the cruise ship is like tilted it's dark it's filled with like all these dead bodies and they can't figure
00:49:59| out why and there's blood everywhere and then all these tentacles start coming out of everywhere and they can't they can't escape yeah we're gonna talk about in the porno issue episode Oh a tentacle
00:50:11| tentacle fetish know what I'd do a funny story about it involves a famous writer anyway maybe I do I have to write it down you're gonna forget I'll forget it but it's it's uh he's a famous writer
00:50:24| and he he was looking up tentacle porn to prove to his wife that it was real and no one believed him and it's just Kurt nice and long like pterodactyl porn no one's got to say that's the thing
00:50:39| well force clouds did that like women and horses I mean that's like I can't describe it I never I never wrong well we gave her the porn episode it called but I know what you're talking about
00:50:52| yeah oh god bless god bless this country here's a quick down would you grab it break it up for second sure everyone god bless would you rather never be afraid again
00:51:04| or never be sad again I'd never be sad again I'd like to be afraid actually knowing these people wife dies and you're like ha ha ha well it doesn't say you're gonna be happy all the time
00:51:18| no no you're right you just can't be sad like wouldn't you want to be sad so if you're gonna if you can't grieve and you're always doing what would you do yeah well you're not happy so what would
00:51:29| you be angry well you never get over the things that you need to be sad about yeah I guess you wouldn't being sad helps you get over there don't
00:51:38| you come to grips with it I'm gonna joy my answer I'm gonna be afraid never be afraid Oh a tease breaking I wanna get it agrees Dan's gonna do some 180s here oh
00:51:47| wow the definition of my bicep ever since I started working out he looks thinner they almost look like I will mention Anthony Bourdain passed away and you've got his physique it's
00:52:00| of physique of a 55 year old man who [Laughter] eats brain on the Dora balls and if they were named out poor guy he had a good life pinky were like I guess he um he
00:52:19| famously did a rant against um beer snobs one time is like the episode was getting all this hate mail from people cuz like he would show up at this cool restaurant that like knowing only the
00:52:30| locals know and he would get down there with his bare hands roll up his sleeves he beaten crab or like whatever the delicacy of the the area was and only the locals don't he's getting down there
00:52:40| he's like gap to have this suit that's really good you got to eat it with your sleeves up and any time he does this he's like I want a beer my thing is sometimes you be drinking Coors Light
00:52:50| Miller Lite like whatever just laid it yeah whatever you do hey he says I love a cold beer and people were like I can't believe he was drinking wood or piss and like people are writing in like writing
00:53:00| hate mail and he got wind of it he was just like I don't give an F what kind of beer I want I just want a nice beer he's like I enjoy micro brews and all different fancy beers but if I'm here
00:53:11| and then of course like I'll drink a goddamn Coors Light like he's like what is the plenty of people I would just want to enjoy my food and I like a nice cold beer with it so that's like but
00:53:23| like it's being hospitable right because most of the time he's visiting people and they give him something he's in that girl I know and why would he turn his nose up it's part of the experience like
00:53:33| exactly he's he's the opposite of a snob which made him awesome and he was very real the guy you see he's very he's able to put himself in the shoes of whoever he's visiting exactly and it's usually
00:53:48| not rich wealthy connoisseurs who whatever he's like the average Joe a little bit and he was never pretentious never said no never I can't drink this Coors Light it's not a rape my beer beer
00:54:06| and that's what made him awesome I don't know what he dealt with what his life was like oh all that but it said that's all we do have to say that having a persona on TV
00:54:22| in film is completely different from having them a real life it is well like you know in hustle and panderers dude I can be super depressed eat my life hate you I can somebody who never does
00:54:41| anything for the podcast a terrible epic I left the car at your command truly except I'm doing most of the lifting in this episode you are definitely because you're talking don't
00:55:01| write there would you like to bring up all your movies and I'm just gonna roll through it let's roll throws leaving I didn't it's uh so they're in like a winter no I'm gonna say like Antarctic
00:55:15| area where the thing is uh unearth it's uh nice and it takes the form of other people so they have to like judge other people based on like whether they think it's the alien or not it's funny I know
00:55:27| enough about that story and tales of that movie that I almost that makes sense you've soaked in a lot of blanks actually have you know then well nineteen fifties or something well
00:55:38| that's another thing is that all a lot of these movies were three done so like Harley let's get read out a lot which is interesting I think like I guess it's all visual most of its visual mmm since
00:55:49| CG and everything or not visual do you know what I mean name a movie doom only one it wasn't good I know I did it on purpose um I didn't like mothers they did Alvin
00:56:03| a bunch of times right saw the second time how about the shining they never read in the shining right I guess that's true when you get a certain set of actors or an actor that embodies it like
00:56:16| you're not gonna do another Jack Nicholson that well I thought sneeze well that's a spider-man's and stuff like that that's because their action are like shaky-cam once like Blair Witch
00:56:27| field you know I thought Blair with Raider movies I saw for one reason I saw it in one of the first three days it was in major theaters or it was like huge right all right well it was it was like
00:56:42| the day it became huge we went on a whim to go see a movie and that's what we saw because like everyone was talking about and the rumor was it was actually just footage again I mean it's a little
00:56:53| that's good now you really believe it but like that's what there was hype behind it like you remember it was like getting only in a few theaters and then it hit big and then like maybe a whole
00:57:01| week went by and everyone's like it's stupid it's just shaky camera and it's it's fake does everyone know it's fake and I was like yeah but like for like a few days
00:57:10| there was a suspended medium where people were like what is this that's that cop who's the director punished I actually don't know is it a famous director
00:57:20| I thought it was like some no-name er can you look it up well this is I so busy where they were looking in the wall right oh yeah there's one personally the wall and they're trying to like they're
00:57:30| like uh Jessica bull and there's like shutoff drops no shut drops oh yeah it was crazy to think it's hinted yeah I thought that's what the case it's hinted it said on the Witch of the woods would
00:57:47| make the children stare and stare at the wall while she did something to them or something so that was good yeah I guess a lot of people didn't get that because it's like one sentence and the thing so
00:57:56| it plays on like you get it you get a timeout you have to start the wall a little bit as like what she did right right all right let's come so what we're talking about has made me realize that a
00:58:08| lot of these horror themes yeah get repeated quite obviously mm-hmm are you gonna go as a child I am these from child go ahead I wasn't no you look the movie it which focuses on like a
00:58:21| different so it has what five or six main characters that have different types of traumas and like the girl who's being like abused by her father and then you have the person who was like
00:58:32| persecutes themselves because of what happened to their family like the Mikey and the other one it's like the outcasts so it's all different types of I guess the five pillars is what you're doing
00:58:44| about the five tree trunks a little bit yeah the tree trunks oh hey tree trunks berate us but that movie is great because it all like the whole point of it the clown was to focus on openness to
00:58:59| people I blinked out I forgot what it was I was like isn't it the hand movie that's a blob I was like that's the blob okay so my bed okay it tries to yeah it tries to make them
00:59:11| fearful so it can eat their fears and feed on their I guess the module once it picks a chemicals they've released sure maybe it the clown can actually create those chemicals himself so he has to
00:59:22| fear and others to receive their chemicals you know what it is just a story of you when you elected never to be afraid again see what happens you couldn't feel fear so we're trying to
00:59:36| find it as I did your what you saw the originally I think you know I had this toy clown that scared the hell out of me know why I don't know why I give you clowns the kids cons are always scary I
00:59:49| don't know why they're ever fun never fun or funny I think that that was a like the Jester yeah they were continuation of the Jester I was just going to say that it's like they missed
01:00:02| the wave of funny and they just like became demoted an insolent went to Clown College good lord I did well I don't know he was the only guy who worked at on one of my first jobs scooping ice
01:00:18| cream and all that it was all for like the older guy and when he was going to college and he made six and a quarter an hour everyone else made like I 15 so it was like he was like the big shot on
01:00:31| campus and I remember every like didn't look up to him but like you had your respect that he was old but actually well or an hour will buy you an ice cream
01:00:41| and I just remember after I knew him for like nine months someone's like yeah he'll he goes to college for I was like oh what they're like he wants to become a freakin clown that's a cup read me
01:00:53| like a lawyer like you know I thought was like you know he goes to Clown College I was like what's that they're like do you have to go to school to become a clown
01:01:03| he's becoming a clown I was like make up look like doing the sound effects the best part about that is like if you hire a clown or you ever like can I see your degree I want to make sure that you're
01:01:20| certified clown real clown in college just an information people right did you see I see your treasure always always sunny a spin-off called the Jeff the lawyer the the nig the make the Mick the
01:01:38| Mick no I did not see that it's um the girl Ashley Brie Alison Brie 8 Olsen Kate Olsen is the girl and thank you so yes always something thank you it's her it's her she'll know it maybe
01:01:54| connections I made but trust me they make sense to me anyway it's her show and she pretty much his plays sweet Dee flowing sunny but in her own show and it's so funny because um there's a
01:02:04| five-year-old she hates or he could be eight on bail contagious and like a thirteen year old girl and she hires a clown for their party because her parents are essentially in jail for like
01:02:13| the next eight years so she's their live-in mom and they're rich and she's white trash so she's like running it like that okay and she hires a clown and I think it's I
01:02:23| think it's someone famous I think it's all like Paul Giamatti a oh hey Ted guy he's creepy he's he's a good actor he's such a good actor anyway it might not even be him I might
01:02:34| be talking out my butthole but he um they hear a rumor that he's a druggie clown and he's asleep in the bathtub and they find a balloon and they're like this is heroin he just got high and I
01:02:46| remember the kid he's like he wakes up and his nose is bleeding and he's like trying to yell at the kids and he doesn't make any sense and someone tackles him like beats him up he's like
01:02:55| I need my insulin and someone's like what this is like he was no heroin you just need just Merc rack it up clowns are scary I agree with you that one time when I was a kid
01:03:09| it would always just like stare at you when you're sleeping because its eyes could look at anything I ended up it was like a wood block inside another thing out the window so what makes something
01:03:20| scary I don't even know is it is it what I did my oral oratory they do that right I don't think you did original oratory thank you is it what I did my original or fearful of being on a podium and
01:03:35| talking to people whatever you're saying and I my whole speech was on your you're not afraid of a thing you're afraid of not knowing see and I don't know what's going to happen to you you don't know
01:03:46| what this clown can do you don't know why it's looking at you don't know why aliens are outside your window you don't know what can happen to you if you're stuck in a pipe like getting can't lose
01:03:55| but you know it's it's almost like something happens to that's not fear you know what's going to happen that's up here it's almost like not knowing what's gonna happen is scarier than all of it
01:04:06| put together I think that's abilities really like a movie and an environment that's been or a movie make like not know yeah you're not sure what the environment will bring
01:04:17| especially something you usually know like a clown or a funhouse yeah and they turn it twisted you're like that's not what a funhouse is and you're like I don't know what this means you're like
01:04:28| what I don't know more the world's like they had aliens somehow transport into like giant machines and underneath the earth and they bust out weird that's strange and then performing yeah Tom
01:04:45| Cruise one they start terraforming the earth to try to take it over first 40 minutes of that movies like such a good movie yeah it's so freakin then went downhill so they're kind of like stupid
01:04:55| because they don't do anything the action is passive is that we've built up her own immunities to the bacteria on earth and the right way it even aliens right but a stupid aliens should it
01:05:08| should guide the bird flu Dhoni I could just see all what you like sweet Dee's throwing like tyr's what's interesting is that like things that make that movie great
01:05:24| early on like it stood up the storm is happening right yeah she had a hold on every action this thinks with me everyone's reaction they're all staring and like people coming out of their
01:05:37| houses causing it's like independent in their holding the sign up to the aliens like what probably alien if you've ever the wind is coming is blowing towards the storm you remember that line no okay
01:05:50| so the wind is whipping like crazy as students go nuts and they're like what's wrong dad and he's like the wind is going into this storm and like I looked and all the stuff was blowing towards
01:06:02| the storm I was like penciling oh it's supposed to work that is weird I was like that happened in real life that would freak me out I'd have to go to see what was going on little things
01:06:12| like that like lightning striking the same spot like 40 times in a row yeah if it did that I'd be like something falling on her lawyer thank you but would you watch would you would you rely
01:06:23| on someone else to film it and watch it later or would you be like we got to get this on film if I'm close enough I'm already going if I see on TV I don't like it's only doing this sucker that
01:06:33| stands right over the hole and you're just like the back of the crowd but I still need to be part of the crackers hey guys see faster than other people well I'm just making sure something bad
01:06:45| happens hopefully they're dead first that's how I am I'm like brave but afraid yeah that's like the independence thing were so the Will Smith's wife in that movie has a friend who goes up on
01:07:00| top of those guys she's always there I call this someone has a sign this is bring back Elvis yeah and then take me abduct me is some of the signs like it's funny it's like yeah and then they get
01:07:12| blown to smithereens cuz they have no idea what's gonna happen you don't hmm talk about quiet place which you haven't seen you saw right I did is my Bourbons and watch this
01:07:26| episode probably disrespecting the Melissa yuria yeah that always is John Krasinski he directed it too and Emily Blunt yeah he did what does he just in it okay
01:07:38| cool I've heard really good things and he's in it right he's the mean forever enough yeah he's a main character okay cool bad co-starring he's good he's good co-starring with overly blunt at
01:07:48| this point oh and she did she helped make it I avoid it um I don't know I think she got jealous actually she's paid more than John but maybe she's the star interesting yeah anyway that's I
01:08:01| heard really good things yeah I don't know if I want to ruin it for people but it's really good it's a linen just kind of like tint it's maybe something I'll hint at like the so
01:08:09| everyone we start moving not be subscribed just throw some money in her patreon follow hit that like button hit subscribe whatever they way is it good so the interesting part is that my life
01:08:20| is hard of hearing and we're at a restaurant slash movie theater so one of those releases that delivers food to you while you watch all oh I know what yes for the shit so we both ordered salads
01:08:34| and right before the movie starts part of the movie yeah part of the movies why it's silent it's almost dead silent during like 90% of the movie because that's the whole gimmick is that they
01:08:46| can hear you they can hear you whatever you're doing so it's so some woman in the front row very loud and boisterous says someone is chewing god like way too damn loud I
01:08:56| don't know if it's us but like I don't know we had just started their salads shit so did you we try to chew it's like eating popcorn like quietly you just like compress it like it's like there's
01:09:12| no way you could do that quietly but the larry's thing is if she were to freak out and to go after my wife was like my wife doesn't know she's the quiet place good it's real funny is like so having
01:09:32| kids is awful or everything oh you're awful I have no time yep you're done cooked you shit might as well give up now so my kid I take him to the doctors I usually go to the doctors
01:09:44| and it's not for him it's for his aunt I had to go get a check of the doctor or whatever it was like get to the second floor medical building everything he goes in
01:09:54| and he's sitting and he can see all these people in the chairs the waiting room everything's quiet and I'm whispering I didn't tell him it's applied place but he he gets all the
01:10:03| cues right I'm like hey buddy we check our net and I couldn't log on to this stupid Hospital Wi-Fi I'm a I'm gonna get involved here because logging on you gotta like put in your the day
01:10:16| you're born your favorite social security number all those other stuff and then like why are using the internet and like YouTube doesn't work but other things might work anyway look it doesn't
01:10:25| work buddy here he was on me here had some chips he grabbed the chip and he was gonna eat it I know he eats so messy and just I was like buddy my bike he feel quiet and uh like a mess and he
01:10:41| said okay whispering whispers okay oh yeah he goes like this and like obviously did you even like that's mad I was like it was like this looking at me like and I was like and I'm looking at
01:11:01| him like Lukather oh and he goes to take a second bite and at this rate he has to take eight thousand bytes to pitch one chip and I said to him I did you take a bigger bite let's go over here okay
01:11:33| let's go joy to my heart good job kid that's amazing how they do that it's just ridiculously so it was it to take the extreme yeah you don't know otherwise pretty cute so he ended man
01:11:48| did fear with a little bit joy yes we say we do yogi we didn't end it anywhere [Laughter] and I will say where John Krasinski's gonna play Jack Ryan in an upcoming
01:12:01| series coming out this this year it's gonna be good not jack reacher Jack Ryan problem I think like time clients tom clancy tom clancys oh wait like Rainbow six times done I think so yeah really
01:12:18| gonna be interesting it's weird though who can play action who can't who look like horror who can who plays comedy horror like I never saw him from the office was gonna play up cars or
01:12:31| whatever yeah and cool range so I'm gonna fly through these because I can feel that you've got to take a piss I didn't until you just said the word piss now I do bringing it so alien just - I
01:12:47| mean that's classic its - classic we want to talk about it but alien or aliens well if I get them use what I've the second one the second one where you're driving through like a tunnel in
01:12:59| like that tank and you feel things like the tank and then all of a sudden like everything changes so you can't it's aliens that's the second one is aliens I think so yes correct
01:13:11| and then we mentioned little Paranormal Activity do you have seen that one no um I possession she said so I'm not a fearful person you know it's the gray and it's oh is it beans they like they
01:13:27| run around and I'm in can see there's a think of me I don't I don't like scary movies really I swear to God and it'll they don't scare me while watching them but like after I watch
01:13:41| them like six hours later it about yeah and I'm like the last one awake do this like and I do the Overlook and like and this is what I always say I'm like think of this sometimes lawyers peed their
01:13:55| pants and I'm like what does it mean I'm like I guess everyone's human bad things happen why even worry about the small stuff that happens it doesn't even happen
01:14:05| like that's my thought process but I think of lawyers peed their pants but we're gonna yeah but I keep the doors I do crumble behind you okay cool it didn't close the other one
01:14:19| I've actually not afraid cause someone could be watching I hope they are on sirs my bad window in the closet so hold on what's the scariest thing teeny little monsters fall asleep little
01:14:31| monsters like little bit like they've got no no I feel like ever seen the movie little monsters they have a portal underneath your bed that goes to the underworld yeah I think I've little
01:14:42| monsters that's it wasn't it - like almost a dull I think is uh gonna say like this but that's the wrong word yeah but like it's almost adult themed like there's some adult themes going on yeah
01:14:57| it is like a movie that's like really funky hey out of those movies did that maybe that's what made em so scary maybe we're softening up as a people people yeah because they're they're
01:15:09| scarier back and then I knees and Hades but maybe you're not allowed to because like you could really scar someone you know like The Exorcist you don't get the excess excess accessors to this day I
01:15:22| think that's Rita is like one of the scariest movies of all time right like the kid is spinning their head or spinning and there's DePalma ting like that's a big error and turn your mother
01:15:31| at scene and then whatever she's doing stuff across it's like very visceral re hardcore you know what's funny I got in trouble for seeing one r-rated movie then - was one Judge Dredd oh my
01:15:49| god I saw a Judge Dredd the action movie judge read the original stola right and my mom found out I don't remember where I saw it I was like twelve or something
01:15:59| to be my friend Hank's house there's shelter today exactly well that's what I was but but I also saw other r-rated movies but for some reason she heard us all joy Dredd
01:16:10| so mad punish me everything I only got in trouble for watching our a movie one other time I was like 18 at the time was like sixteen or something and it was the Exorcist
01:16:21| huh which is an old movie and choosing you can't see and I was like it wasn't even that scary it was that a sleepover like nine ten the people like we were laughing at it
01:16:30| or ever never levels weird but like that tells me that she was terrified of that movie she's projecting her fear on tonight right yeah I mean that's what happens right
01:16:42| your family has watched you can't watch so this is 30 years later like you you know we've moved on but my theory is that that literally scared the hell out of it right yeah I as you approached
01:16:54| like 30s in mid-30s you find out that your parents predicted all these fears onto you that are really illogical and you start to figure out that like because of their darkness illogical they
01:17:05| may have been in lies logical years ago but technology times have changed people changed the world has changed so your your fear of the world and what happened then may not hold water now don't give
01:17:18| out your vulnerable you'll get raped by people with rabies it's like mom nowadays everyone has everyone's phone number and no one has rabies like the only mean like there's
01:17:29| the world already did don't worry about him everyone with rabies is dead they died in your generation death rate for rabies if you don't get it cured in a week or something I think it is it's
01:17:46| one of those diseases that she's doing good it's not well you just get rid of it you know I mean I got rabies give me the shot yeah or it'll be like I'm fine I'm fine I'm just gonna head
01:17:57| shy backs this and I'm gonna be no you're dead Yeah right hmm yeah I'm gonna I mean I'm gonna run right through this event horizon you see that one
01:18:09| ah it's actually a really good one yeah did I enjoy the Spacey ones yeah it was like an alien demon kind of thing that like so it takes over people and then they're part of the ship and they like
01:18:17| the guy rips out his eyes yeah well that's a shit pressure me oh yeah it's like I could see through the ship but it spun off in the like dead space for a video game it's a little bit yeah a
01:18:31| little bit it's part of like the Resident Evil kind of flares that you have like a gun that will help you with certain types so I remember the dead space have like the multi-armed things
01:18:40| that would charge at you and then and you'd use like the saw blade gun and it would like chop down his legs there's like line gun that thing was awesome that's the best I'll be zombies were
01:18:53| huge oh it's gonna you know it's coming up sorry I didn't know I was cooking ahead they'll have your list yeah that's a resin evil themed knows it all Somme B's a lot of games
01:19:05| slow slow turning ah if you're trying to turn to get the zombie that's behind you it's part of my shirt though my shirt survived and you're driving Oh run them over if you see in a series
01:19:22| of shirts Jesus you selling be in the early and panders yes you're on your own point I think she ran of shirts yes but he's driving a car he's got a handgun and he's running over zombies I guess we
01:19:37| yeah I think it's probably better game but maybe maybe not but a BAE and I texted you earlier today what was the game Dead Rising except I called it izing dead yeah you're wrong nice and
01:19:50| rising dead I had all the right word what did rising comes directly so this is the most one of the coolest things is that you have what Dawn of the Dead which was awesome Robert I wanna watch
01:20:03| it out today I don't know those were De Niro is it Zack Snyder from the mailboat Romero it was the original 1979 film yeah yeah that's not the one you saw would you say
01:20:16| I watched the 2004 one who's that from misdirected by didn't SEC Snyder so he did like the Sin City death death Proof type movies no no no maybe he does actually found that stuff okay
01:20:28| oh it's not I didn't it it's one of those things that you like it does not horror but like gore Harlan Terry yeah it's like three realistic kinda the gritty think ready it's a gritty one is
01:20:44| a gritty like she she's like to it starts to focus on the woman who's a nurse and it jokes that I think there's other scenes that it plays off of it's a homage is to like there's old enemies
01:20:54| like the donut that there's I'm asleep in it and then she thinks she's a zombie well you think there was aa me but she's like hey and then they like it up I'll help you chained down
01:21:03| there so yeah she says hi to a little girl she's driving home and then when they wake up the little girls like in their house and then the guys like oh amigo
01:21:13| what happened to you something's and then he gets destroyed and then the whole thing is yeah it's like a third person rear view camera on the person driving away from their home like crying
01:21:25| and figuring out like that the world is completely different and her just like shutting down but trying to survive at the same time and then they go to a mall and the mall is a direct ripoff of Dawn
01:21:38| of the Dead in Dead Rising so which one came first Dawn of the Dead and Dead Rising came in like 2006 two years later okay I didn't know that but that makes sense yeah and down in the
01:21:51| basement starts losing all the stuff in the altar it's her daughter yeah I don't think those were is the best weapon that game they do have random things that they grab when they like zombies all
01:22:01| right I have to kill somebody with a goat that I don't even know that stupid game is where you have like the little gates and you have to knock the balls through and then the house is wait with
01:22:15| the croquet croquet yeah eggshells of with a croquet okay folks croquet okay okay mallet croquette mallet mm-hmm shout out croquet so there's like an incestuous kind of movie
01:22:28| game thing going on here yeah event horizon and he had dead space mmm and he poured a beer okay finishing finishing all the zombie stuff I love the zombie ones do you allowed to watch
01:22:42| the zombie ones were a younger why not not really actually zombies weren't that big back then or you know I think they hit it a hit a peak around our teenage late college yeah and after the zombies
01:22:54| the vampires a big quick World War Z like xenia vampires a Dracula Bram Stoker's well that was early early but then they're like duh we did a whole episode
01:23:05| on blood and vampires check it out young panniers episode who the hell knows look it up yourself we're not here to do all your work we're next eNOS of vampires an interview with a vampire
01:23:16| Andrews and Brad Pitt is it both of them yeah both of her in that movie it's almost my no Brad one hmm almost an intense sexiest vampire said it I'm almost there
01:23:32| what's walking it wrong it is the series on TV that got terrible AMC after season three or four yeah I will give them that like that's not a zombie movie per se or a zombie series per se because these are
01:23:44| said do with the nail bed or whatever well they always it's like 28 days later where they wake up yeah now but I has to mean deal well they wake up in like hospital like
01:23:55| the same thing with the Walking Dead is like the convoy up in the hospital and then he tries to figure out what's going on when everyone else is gone and he runs into somebody that saves him it
01:24:04| tells him what's going on because no doubt mom do you know it's a really good movie he just reminded by accident Shaun of the Dead yeah that's a great movie and all I ever did and I think 28 days
01:24:16| later which one came first because I feel like Sean made fun of all the zombie movies at once 28 days later just that's exactly he was playing on that one
01:24:27| I thought sup Simon Pegg yep who directed that Shaun of the Dead yeah I'm just go right well so you do anything else I would know click that bad boys name
01:24:40| handle you guys name click it click it or ticket in Scott Pilgrim vs. the world really that's when we were knighted Hot Fuzz well course I'd I guess his Simon Pegg series of movies did him giddy an
01:24:57| inter star wars the last Jedi really he's ready how do you get from that's in see hey I did it man can you do Star Wars the biggest Disney purchase ever and the biggest thing ever
01:25:10| yeah I got time what else did you do Scott Pilgrim okay does this have a cult following now and it's actually pretty good good point I mean I'm not yeah I enjoyed them
01:25:23| thoroughly it's weird how they mix uh anyway yeah Walking Dead go back to that so that's not like the zombie movies are all about you versus like a crowd of people and being outnumbered and The
01:25:38| Walking Dead is sort of that until I mean it's only when it's convenient that you get up numbered by zombies but it's mostly like other groups of people and their ideologies other little mini cults
01:25:48| that try to attack you and take you over and steal your stuff right so it's less interesting then I'm actually more interesting when I think about fighting in certain wasn't done maybe if it gets
01:25:57| repetitive there's a scene where there and this is old enough where I could talk about a spoiler unless it's the spoiler you and then you could turn out ternal now but don't hit that like
01:26:08| button hit subscribe folks do whatever what people say now they get captured by cannibals one of the things we didn't talk about with cannibals I think is a Halloween theme you know think cannibals
01:26:18| is a thing I've never seen anyone talk about cannibals except in jokes I never seen cannibal only happens in like two movies where people are stuck in a ski house and Google Forgotten
01:26:29| island I think cannibals are out like nobody does cannibal is you like kind of a native tribe that's hungry but I think that's like from the nineteen an idea
01:26:39| about natives from the 1980s and I think nowadays people talk about channels this what I'm getting it do you think people talk about animals now without retaining it no because they are they're kind of
01:26:48| food for most people cannibalism isn't about food it's not like think about it because you have no plants and things around you it's more of a religious thing almost isn't it or punishment um I
01:27:01| think it is I think cannibalism only happens on starving or an island I could see that and starving in a lodge covered by ice and snow right what I did everyone is running out of food Hey and
01:27:16| now see that's I didn't I didn't catch it I didn't watch Walking Dead that was the one series that the beginning or the end I forget but they they have them on a
01:27:25| row in a trough and they're trying to kill them humane by slitting their throat so they slept like one guy's through it second guy's through it and they're like working
01:27:33| their way down and this is probably like the end of the end of the good times for Walking Dead that they get down there like the next guy he's about to get and then explosions and then craziness
01:27:45| happens and then everything turns it's good which leads me into the crazies mm-hmm which one of my favorite guys Timothy Olyphant this is a regular dude you
01:27:58| don't actually know he was in Santa Clarita diet you know that guys they know what what that is but Timothy me Clara when did would um she did no give me no give me the name again all Google
01:28:13| to me probably body font give me the first three letters Allah Oh Oly Oly Oh Holly font like a lollipop yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah we're like this guy
01:28:28| he's the he plays he looks like Dracula if you ever seen him on Conan he just like doesn't give a shit and it's like he's has probably like six or seven interviews and he just like third was
01:28:39| the one d-bag on justified oh we could justify dude okay okay all right he shows up in like board shorts and flip-flops and he's got like a big bruise on his foot and Cronin just like
01:28:51| makes fun of him for like taking too much taking taking the edge off taking the adult but he's totally you could hang out with that guy he just seems like you did like the shit with you but
01:29:03| he's in the crazy the crazies is like the people will get kind of zombified and they go nuts and they start doing violent things and they have to get out of the town he's this sheriff and by the
01:29:15| time they leave the town they nuke it and then it spreads to the next town that they're heading towards and then it cuts out hmm so the final the final movie but it all
01:29:24| movies because I went crazy on this one and you don't like scary horror movies and you were sheltered as a child I'm sorry that your parents kept you from seeing these don't be I hardly ever peed
01:29:35| my pants hardly ever on purpose some cabin fever it was in the woods the cabin in the woods hurts it's a joke on all of these so it a group of teenagers go to the cabin in
01:29:51| the woods and they're in this like almost like a scenario that will cause them to die which is they'll be car site official yeah they'll become sacrifices to a god to appease them from causing
01:30:04| the apocalypse so there's like a team of scientists there watching them inside the cabin and they're going through all the tropes so they're like we should probably spread like split up and then
01:30:14| like somebody's like actually as wise it's like no I don't think that's a good idea and they're like a we should sit together and then it's like they actually stay together until they get
01:30:21| like chopped down but the best part about that movie is that they figure it out and they start to come back together after they've been like semi killed and then they're like they prevent the
01:30:32| apocalypse but it happens anyway and they have like all sorts of like all the crazy like the Sasquatch the werewolf they have like a unicorn that loves to stab people with his form like it's like
01:30:43| like all the animals are escaping and then like all the scientists are getting attacked by the mutants and stuff and it's just it's a good spin and it's pretty solid
01:30:52| yeah let's call cabin in the woods hmm well you're oh I think that was like I think it was like 2000 azole 12 on a tool make me look at it I'm just curious I because I'm thinking is this now or
01:31:11| like I go it's for more recent than most because that's all I hit it - those were pretty good pretty good I actually enjoyed the is it scary movie that the name of the comedy spoof yeah the only
01:31:27| thing I remember from scary movies when they're like getting intimate and then I think it's Jason or someone is breathing heavily leering over them doing it oh no no it's uh what's-her-name from the
01:31:39| House Bunny her name the blonde Jenna's married to Jenna but anyway she she gets plastered up to the ceiling from the guy being so back logically and she gets stuck there anyway those movies
01:31:56| little joy yeah the comedic which apparently is the only movie you were able to see when you're younger is the comedic one's action too apparently hello listen I sold ghostbusters in
01:32:07| poltergeist when I was like six Anna Faris I'll say Anna Faris you'll say it will believe it cuz I like her she's a pretty she's she's nice she's friendly she'd call you back maybe maybe not
01:32:19| she'd say sorry but I couldn't I got your message but I couldn't I leave it on your machine it's like what it just missed you I'm talking you didn't believe it and yeah so you're fully into
01:32:34| everything so of all of those I guess you're not fearful of any of this not really no what about played some of these games though right like you play dead by daylight walk with
01:32:49| me let's follow you that's not scary scary Walter well you're scared of getting caught like a little huh the jungle jump scare hat jump scared cool jump scare gives me a little oh oh you
01:33:03| didn't wind like when you win people shit on you because you're like oh you're just camping out here like making sure you can't believe you do that oh my god I'm believable I can't believe you
01:33:13| did that oh my god I'm gonna report you my dad works for silly you we're gonna hack your cab and we're gonna put so many bad things on your account I won would you just say I what about
01:33:25| murder smile no you know left for dead do you play that you played that right with you we had did do you remember the one where I'm you nobody in that party gets hit thing and he'll everyone's
01:33:40| throwing up you have to hide in the closet oh yeah yeah yeah it took us like eight tries of like but we had who do you think we're teammates if someone else we knew and a fourth party I feel
01:33:51| like with my buddy Mitch was in on it cuz he yeah it was Mitch it wasn't it wasn't it we're all I remember hiding in the bathroom and they're all coming up the steps yeah we're all day wearing
01:33:59| shotguns new rapidly due to throw up on you we're just hiding around a corner and you'd be like 99% through the game and just with Oh up in the room and it'll be like one
01:34:07| of you got hit it'd be like you or how about the the dudes who were like super strong it looked like the thing like the big hole here great or the witches they did there right that's a good game
01:34:28| yeah it's burger smiles that bathtub I remember she played you in a bathtub and there's just like wave there's she's dying in the doorway there Pilate Oh Annie they're real good be YUM yeah tank
01:34:58| this is named now it wasn't what I wanted but thank you for giving me his name leprous it was a good oh did you ever play the new Resident Evil people said that would scare yourself which one
01:35:08| I watched I played during the UM the old house resumed five in the youth club this is like a throwback to the first time I remember watching the first one with my my friend his older brother had
01:35:19| it and we would all sit around as he played the classic hey all right she named or young no uh five was set in like Louisiana forgot my nail here I'm doing it I have to finish
01:35:38| it's like holes the thing all right I kind of got to the end of it there we go I hope you all weren't scared it was sitting like the backwoods like white trash area rural going around and you go
01:35:51| into the house and it's like trash everywhere and garbage everywhere and like the plates are all covered and gross stuff because they've never been washed houses nasty and I guess the
01:36:00| zombie infections going on and it's a first-person game I think you're like in this house it's like really good graphics but it's all dark and the houses twisted and way bigger than you
01:36:11| think and I think zombie that it somehow is already first one it's like a remastered version a little bit but it's not it's not a mansion opposite like it's a white-trash wooden
01:36:23| nasty garbage house with like a heavyset old guy and like overall like jean overalls everything and like he's like hairy looks gross and like he probably comes on by yeah I would do that but
01:36:38| what's your point Jim point here looks scary to come out when is it come out came out two years ago or a year ago I had really good reviews I missed it
01:36:47| you did but now you can get it cheap went this camp is it multicam where I don't know they did a multiplayer version of Resident Evil that I played through that was kind of oh yeah my
01:37:00| buddy talked about that it was legally and okay but not the same game 5-5 was released in 2009 okay it wasn't five six how many iterations of evil are there i thought bob was gonna be it but no i
01:37:15| don't know somebody who doesn't watch horror movies would you know okay well crap there's a bow oh man there's like a dozen of them really gotta just nail I got ya
01:37:32| there's too many what's the newest one seven they did a remastered - mm-hmm spend a whole episode on the shit there's an evil episode first-person it's a nice clean on your Thank You 1440
01:37:54| yeah you're not gonna find it but as evil 7 to show it up I do see it but I don't see I can't glean the when it is or how other has little porch looks kind of soon anyway I never played it so
01:38:12| everyone's like these guys are idiots it's not like that I look for loyalty and didn't show up all right every thought how much is alone Steve 30 box still that's too much all right folks
01:38:28| now that we are reasonable it's not well folks we thank you for being scared with us boo those aren't scared jump scared did you start downloading something I should not
01:38:46| the Internet's going to hell and you know it mmm I see that now I don't know anyway well folks you gotta end it right now a strong note the way we always love infinities little reach after all let's
01:39:02| talk about the lonely as we talked about the bit rising happier for we talked about Halloween and Hallows Eve though that rises Gaelic and Celtic have the real hunt yep that one's only sure
01:39:16| pumpkin Plus goal is a jack-o'-lantern essentially right Thunder man pretty pretty cool endurable we're not prejudiced here Mike Myers Michael Myers the mud talk the man talk
01:39:29| monster found on the near beach it was like a corpse that looked really weird and it was videotaped and no one knew what it was turned out I was a decomposed raccoons and not a monster
01:39:38| house and rape someone everybody locked now I was just a guy floating upside down no it wasn't yeah I think you didn't exist the bones were put there by God before humans SS man are you further
01:39:57| dope good show good show salute your shorts hey dude we thought they meant a lot for the world's independence tables over favorites a little bit about something called quietly in a quiet
01:40:14| place and All Saints they shadowed All Saints every single one yeah I think we summed it up pretty good right there all over the place holy shit thanks for tuning in folks
01:40:27| this is crazy I can't believe I get to touch all of these lives you know then again we like them I would like to move on all their lives Souls
01:40:43| a lot thank you good night
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