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00:00:04| so I'm Dan and I'm Nick folks we're old friends dissecting one topic at a time people technology media we've got it all covered each discussion here is a deep dive in or unique perspective the taboo
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00:00:54| ooh hey that's gone hey needed we have a weird video yet yeah we have video is hard you it's hard to hold this it's really hard I don't know how you get what is it
00:01:11| those deaths I liked it I was there for my dad I just I just have them I've never heard tell me Delta my life I hardly ever walk out so what can you do just given your god-given muscle I
00:01:27| don't know they that's not even where they go oh gone now oh I don't know it doesn't matter right I feel like hold my breath and Gustavo yeah so we're do a little I guess
00:01:39| correction from last time we're gonna add an addendum and ego correction the correction episode yeah we did a Halloween last episode and I feel like we didn't cover a key element Halloween
00:01:51| we left a lot of meat on that bone excitement my favorite expression yeah anxiety a little fear mm-hmm I miss I miss we missed all those although I mean what's even creepy and
00:02:04| expected to be creepy too yeah I guess we do really tell any dark stories or the reason why stories are so talk that's true real quick I'll say we talked about Hallows Eve and Halloween
00:02:14| we talked about Halloween monsters we talked about beard what happens in your body all the biological stuff going on we talked a little bit about the top 10 fears it was an interesting episode but
00:02:28| there was more and this Halloween season going on right now I just wanted to say more than happy Halloween let's get scary do you know what I mean yeah there's a an element Halloween
00:02:43| that's like a fun fear it's uh the dopa dopamine drive that people love to go to fun houses and on it how's that oh my god jump scares Yeah right not really no but those people
00:02:56| I mean it's understandable because you in our normal headed day-to-day lives we don't get scared we don't I mean it's very rare that we're frightened of something we're not coming in houses
00:03:06| that have people jumping out at us flashing strobe lights and giant spiders on the hormone so I mean yeah it's a fun kind of goes it is celebratory scary is that what you're calling it I suppose so
00:03:20| interesting hmm fun fear ha ha ha as far as clarifications from the last episode can save this whole thing plus one small detail Clea Slenderman you know I said there was like girls who
00:03:39| stabbed each other Anya did a little research it's on well Keesha Wisconsin Waukesha Wisconsin Waukesha anyway is it I don't know I just think a Wabasha that sounds that sounds really good though
00:03:54| Waukesha anyway um this happened in May 2014 but two twelve year olds who swore that Slenderman was going to use them as a proxy huh I guess he he appears he gives
00:04:07| you command ticking teleport he is always in the background he's a very creepy individual he's way too tall um for them to use these two girls who love Slenderman and
00:04:19| his stories they thought they had to murder someone so they stabbed their one classmate like 19 times oh man and the girl clawed her way out of the woods to the main road and a cyclists are and
00:04:31| called the cops they intervened and they um they took the whole thing to court and the girls were tried as adults originally because like that's a pretty huge Wow if you just hold it yeah
00:04:43| they're 12 years old so hold on gee I just says we're gonna try you as adults this is crazy turns out both of them weren't really fit to serve is that the word they were
00:04:54| fit to stand trial him yeah fit to stand trial excuse me they had mental problems disorders all sorts of stuff one of them in their testimony mentioned the Ninja Turtles and someone else told her to do
00:05:06| something and they just they had a lot of problems so it was kind of like a freak thing that involved Slenderman so for the record Slender Man is still good and still real and nothing to it this
00:05:17| tale and that's kind of kind of sad kind of like yeesh so that was my correction I just want to give it it do and say let's move on from just laying there yeah that's
00:05:28| okay I was like it's not okay but and move into fun fear yeah so in our day to day lives I mean we all wake up do routine go to work come back eat dinner
00:05:42| make your bed sleep in it so none of that is scary because we've done it before right would you say we actually paid the price to keep fear at bay I mean we don't see sleep out with spiders
00:05:56| we don't we have the safety net that collects us there's a safety net we've built a society yeah if you were to walk into a nation that's destabilized then those people might carry around weapons
00:06:08| and that would be pretty freaking scary to us but to other people maybe not so much maybe they see that every day so that's a key key element of fears that you're not you're not used to whatever
00:06:19| is normal routine your normalcy your patterns something's different something's going on here that's danger to you like there are dangers to every day you get by a car at any moment right
00:06:32| like right now yeah could come to the wall mean I'm right off the road could come right through the wall cars be hitting houses way more now than they used to I'll tell you that or maybe just
00:06:42| the news is more into that that's what I think and that's one thing about the normalcy of life is there certain things that are hazardous to us that we just kind of we either accept or it's a
00:06:54| routine that we just don't always think about it yeah driving in a car like driving in a car when it's an icy road I remember going over overpasses and it's an unexpected thing and you probably
00:07:05| have about maybe what 20 seconds to cross the overpass and rage freezes more Road baby yeah that ice patch I remember hitting it sliding and I went straight over the overpass but it took you know
00:07:18| until I was past the overpass to feel my emotions to have the energy patronal and kick in and to start actually getting the sweaty palms like racing thoughts heart beating go all sorts of crazy read
00:07:30| a study that said um fear fun fear the fun that um rather the fear that like you pay for it not really in bad neighborhoods or anything the fear you go to a fun house
00:07:44| for and pay for it it clears your head it forces you directly into the present um it really is is what you dopamine among other things and I believe it's different mounted dopamine for different
00:07:57| people which interestingly enough might think thrill seekers not thrill-seekers mm-hmm plus it's kind of like a challenge people play games to get achievements it's kind of an achievement
00:08:09| to live through a funhouse haunted house and say you know that wasn't so scary I'm a badass but right someone um someone wrote this article that I saw which you may come across I think it was
00:08:21| in BuzzFeed would you not approve a BuzzFeed we hate Buzzbee but being BuzzFeed is dumb but unless they're rolling the past but it was a bonding opportunities happen hmm funny scary
00:08:32| things like like we all go to the same horrid house we all go on the same ride a real ride have you ever known bungee jumping yeah I did now poke Alou Mexico Oh was crazy yeah they've got my legs
00:08:45| like this and like it's a bonding thing like you braved an element which really might have been scary I mean everyone who's done it was a 99.999 success rate in fact haunted houses was their success
00:08:57| rate of survival is it 100 the campaign no family thought Orson who's died in a heart attack didn't make it that's scary think what would you believe that was happening as it as you went through it
00:09:13| oh my God look at this actor oh this actor is amazing I need help for real this actor is so convincing they're just poking him in the chest and he's just watching himself so they
00:09:29| aren't right there so did you see me here did you hear the worst place to have a heart attack a game of charades that's oh it's a dad joke over everyone
00:09:40| on the day did you hear about what xxx xxx or is it ten datian you hear about him today he yeah I don't all right hey is he easygoing not right big
00:09:53| all right thing the crazy way about that is oh I don't know he's official on her since we're filming this in October we'll find out haha we do this ahead of time but
00:10:05| apparently the he was shot in his car and people were filming from different angles with their phones there's two different angles of him slumped over so not only is like people are people just
00:10:17| like checking on him and he's not Allah doesn't seem alive there's multiple people like almost on the doorstep filming so like that's crazy what's also craziest are they so let's
00:10:29| say you using snapchat cuz you have to use a snapchat at uh-huh to upload what filters you use well I was going with once you upload it you have to upload it from snapchat so did you report it in
00:10:43| snapchat and if you did like you have to use it right I mean you didn't use the native phone camera you don't mean like you use snapchat Pat so now it's just like you can't turn the camera off and
00:10:57| be like oh I meant to use my regular phone to save this and said to the the news are these for yeah the authorities or something I already use snapchat so the only thing you do is either put on
00:11:07| your story or give it to your friends and it's like where is this won't belong how does a story this is a story you don't give it a few friends you don't give this one the cute girls hey one of
00:11:17| them do have a caption to it it just had X on it yeah which I was like might be dark pretty dark the amazing thing is that I like he they say he was shot I guess I assume is like a drive-by but
00:11:31| the people that are staying like bystanders like they have no fear because it was so quick like a they're not under attack and they are they figured that the drive-by is gone I
00:11:40| guess I suppose so I mean like I know that guy had issues though I saw he was performing on stage and he was lip-syncing but that's not why the guy was mad the guy was mad for some other
00:11:52| reason lip-sync he he was like a ninja he ran across the stage and punched him in the side of the head and that dude flew like five feet and he was out and then a whole crowd of security
00:12:06| guards just jumped the guy and then guy died xxxx yeah this was like a year ago he got punched or he punched he got punched who don't like you dude yeah well he did something to somebody's girl
00:12:19| and that guy had so many bad stories surrounding it so I did I read some bad stuff about him so we're not here to pump up xxx dead but it possibly did but hmm stuff crazy stuff so let's go back
00:12:35| to like normal routine so if you're so for me like a normal day most of my days spent sitting at a desk and if you were sitting there and all of a sudden like people start screaming like what what
00:12:48| are your assumptions you're like preparing yourself with the fear your Adrenaline's gonna make you think like the top possibilities it's like maybe there's somebody with a weapon or maybe
00:12:57| they're just I don't know acting something out I don't know maybe there's like a dinosaur in the building that's a fun kind of I didn't go there that's interesting that would really throw some
00:13:10| people for a loop yeah I mean it you did see a dinosaur in your building and you're 100% sure that's a dinosaur huh your first thought is lock the doors part cuz I can
00:13:22| oppressive pop is real oh of course right like dinosaurs ruled the earth you say of course but this is a movie Jurassic Park space there could be another reason aliens brought dinosaurs
00:13:33| back dinosaur trot time travels someone created a dinosaur in a lab just strictly not using guys or DNA Dino DNA time from DNA but I mean your first thought is literally that Jurassic Park
00:13:48| is happening right which is pretty crazy because I mean sure a sick park is taking over real dinosaurs in your brain right yeah that's crazy how many people would be at all it's like when uh like
00:14:01| the tsunamis when the water goes out so many people just run on shore and start like looking filming and there's like a zero reaction you can't believe this is happening to
00:14:11| me I'm surrounded it's gonna come back in ten fold but I just can't believe it mmm I don't know those things are brutal I went to your Adrenaline's going so fast you probably
00:14:25| maybe your brain doesn't it's like shutting off the part that says run do you know you're like ready to fight the wave here so I watch Jumanji eat a new one oh yes all that I
00:14:35| know so you know what I'm all for kids play the game in school mm-hmm and then slowly one starts disappearing and then the other one disappears like they're getting sucked into the games like they
00:14:48| spoiler alert they get sucked into Jumanji you're really watching this and you didn't want to hear that watch another pie kiss good people of everything right now but they're getting
00:14:58| sucked into the game like you know his army I don't even well and there's four of them and like after one guy goes you're like that's crazy after two guys goes like you using the person's gonna
00:15:10| be like I got running but my thought is if you're actually seeing this I think you're caught up in something it's not about running away you have to see something to a completion does that make
00:15:24| sense yeah I think there's a weird thing where you're seeing something so unique so weird so out of the ordinary that to run away is almost against your logic because curiosity killed the cat a
00:15:37| little bit yeah I mean you're gonna stay there to see what they all happen which probably accounts for a lot of school shootings I have no idea that's the aliens they need like if aliens come and
00:15:48| you don't know if they're dangerous or not or good right you're gonna see an alien dead no one in a billion years has seen an alien you want to be here and see it so you plan your feet you're
00:15:59| hopeful I mean crazy stuff that brings me to my other spoiler please do ruin a movie for me I will annihilation have you seen in I elation yet it's with have you guys dude blinking you look like
00:16:18| your blanket I am but I know what annihilation is and I can't remember what it is it's something something annihilation no it's just anihilation that's the same
00:16:27| it's about guess they don't even really define it as aliens they like take over a lighthouse on the area that they control is expanding so they're trying to figure out more MORE about what's
00:16:39| going on hmm it's really one of those that you have to watch multiple times because it's out of order and you don't really know the reasoning behind it and then when you
00:16:53| watch it again it gets a little bit better and it stars the Natalie Portman never heard yeah she's uh she's good she's been around she's been around she's kind of popular in certain circles
00:17:05| like the movie circle those who watch film circles cinnamon doors yeah hmm no I don't know what part I want to ruin for you because it's kind of it just came oh I'll never see it I did kid so
00:17:22| I'll ruin it in the way that so she goes into this like wall thing and the cool thing is that they're not fearful so like each person has a set agenda and there's I guess it's what a dichotomy is
00:17:36| a dichotomy where you dissect people and they show like one they're like foiling off each other so one of them's like resolve any business the other ones like curious another one is almost like
00:17:48| dejected another one is fearful and afraid so they start to drop one by one and then Natalie Portman is left to figure out how they all passed away because it's all yeah but it's not it's
00:18:05| not like they died of natural causes there's this like alien thing that's like present in everything and it's starting to like merge them with other DNA and it's getting freaky like things
00:18:16| are changing and they can't be more so this is the part that triggered in my brain we were talking about so they in the end she meets something it's an alien it's like mirroring her movements
00:18:29| and she it's not like a danger to her like it's not like aggressive but it's still like a sterile thing like it's a it's a neutral thing but what it's doing is still negative in the whole school
00:18:40| yeah so it's like it's not gonna hurt her but she knows for the like the betterment of mankind she has to she has to end it even though it's not being
00:18:50| like aggressive does she no I don't I don't know I can't tell you that is she afraid of it no that's the best part of the movie is that it's an all-female troupe that goes
00:19:00| in there and they all play a role that is not a trope which brings us to the next day so what what are you gonna go with tropes here so I'll go over my scenario that you're in an office
00:19:16| building it's bright it's during the day and none of those are tropes so you're surrounded by other people and you have a means to protect yourself sort of if you could lock a door and you probably
00:19:26| have more group power than someone who's in a cabin in the woods and interview can work together yeah mine if you can work together they don't freak out they don't run away people freak out
00:19:38| different than they work together or work on an everyday thing like you don't know your coworker who you work with on a day-to-day basis in the freak-outs area you know what I mean yeah Christian
00:19:51| Bale out there American Psycho hmm he killed people I guess in that situation you want a Christian Bale I kept all of a sudden there's like an ax murderer he's coming at you and then your record
00:20:09| is just like I kill people for a living be like whoa get Christian Bale and Dexter earning my Nikes the other day with a chainsaw and I Drive today just my IDs so you were nude yes chains hold
00:20:23| handed perfectly do you recognize you I don't know what that is I don't know mm-hmm the best scene in American Psycho that no one talks about because he's always
00:20:31| doing crazy stuff he's doing all this stuff to women like crazy crazy stuff the one scene I'll never forget is that he chased a woman with a chainsaw and he still had her on his his sneakers but he
00:20:45| was nude everywhere else it was just nude in his sneakers which i think is hilarious he meant enough dude and there Sneaky's segars try to pair wise and sleepies
00:20:57| he's chasing her down a hallway in like a hotel or like an apartment complex and she is ahead of him and she runs down the steps and he's ramming the chains he'll covered in blood
00:21:08| he's just nude in his sneakers and she's going down this staircase lit the square and you can kind of see down the middle timing at him and he's timing it and he throws it down and it spins and lands on
00:21:20| her when she reaches the first floor and starts running and I'm like damn I have trouble like putting my shorts on but I'm like just nude and my sneakers which further records the most dad moment you
00:21:35| can have mm-hmm if you're putting on your sneakers first you're a serial killer but if you're taking off your shorts and something else then something's going on and you have your
00:21:45| sneakers still tied forever I dare you over the mirror and take a look it's not that cool I'm not sure so yeah you ever seen yourself dude except for your sneakers mmm no I don't like
00:21:59| the whole length years and you're in your bathroom no I want to say my roommate does but I've never been in my sneakers Nick oh can you um kid I'm gonna I'm
00:22:18| still here oh do you need this is your her but I was I wasn't using it weird so there's ropes so the dark at night Kevin or the woods young lovers and they all split up and they die one by one
00:22:45| horribly you know very probably systematic way it's almost never that someone gets the jump on them and they killed like four people at once like I don't think I've seen a horror movie
00:22:57| that just one or two at a time yeah it's always they always draw it out because I guess that I'm gonna pay an extra couple actors just to die in a mass grave there's also an anticipation
00:23:08| thing I think but you know what's happening and you know what's happening you know what's happening you know what's happening you know what's happening and the actor seems to not
00:23:15| know what's happening huh why is that garage door keep opening and closing I'll get along everyone no you don't mean dudududu huh the darndest thing it's stuck in this position I'll
00:23:28| put my head on the ground and check it out like they're just like doing this and you're like don't do it huh and they're like furthering it like the killer can be right there with an
00:23:39| accident like this is crazy but I'm gonna draw a dotted line over my neck huh this will solve it don't do that you're gonna get cut in half well gee willikers I'm gonna lay on a stump here
00:23:54| with my head like this at the trope I guess yeah and there's always someone screaming and trying to run away and they always trip and fall hit by something it kind of trains people to
00:24:07| actually do that I think like if you're having a do you think if there's a panic scenario and one person runs from the group they're the one that's gonna get plucked chopped
00:24:19| catched yes those were some I even faked but you have weird um do you want to get into any creepy vs. horror movies I want to touch on touched on it I'm such I'm like scary moments for you if you were
00:24:41| since you're not afraid of very many things you have a strong tough man you have to be in a different situation so if your air like alone at home which probably doesn't scare you probably
00:24:52| reveling in being alone for the first time in a long time standing naked in front of a mirror with your shoes on yeah so baby but all your senses here you can you can maybe see somebody dart
00:25:06| across the window maybe they're in your house there's a lights flicker a little bit maybe you hear like a creek or a door or like you hear a lot of like squeaky toy or something you know
00:25:16| normally your door open when you just about to jump in the shower because you're vulnerable you're naked and shoes I understand shoes I get it um I don't like being creeped out because what
00:25:32| you're doing is inadvertently getting into creepy versus scary I don't get scared I'm like never scared like it's crazy stuff goes down and I'm not scared um somebody pops out not
00:25:45| usually scared I'm like God ah you thought it we go but I I can get creeped out pretty easily you felt down here after looking around I do this often I do it often
00:25:57| yeah I don't know I getting noises I get unnerved noises somewhere it shouldn't be um it's always like the noises that are human-made like there's not a frequency to them there's just like a
00:26:10| little like jostle and it stops like a testing noise is that is it a human noise though couldn't an animal do that I mean I could live here like a mother weirdo hello you're home alone like I'm
00:26:30| getting like goosebumps ein creepy gets me do you know do you think you can sense that on your skin do you think because like sharks have that magnetic field they can kind of sense things that
00:26:41| are not electromagnetic all right and do you think we put off a little bit of that I think so if you were to have somebody around you you kind of have a sense of them
00:26:50| if someone's within like five feet of you I think you know they're there they're all right is this thing real someone's watching you feeling is it real definitely your weight
00:27:01| scientifical alright anecdotal if you're looking at somebody and you're staring them down usually if you're checking on the woman on the kind of a say who who's checking them out but they usually can
00:27:14| sense that you're there getting checked out and they'll look back I think scientifically is anyone gonna study on it I almost wanna let's find this out and come back with a
00:27:22| clarification because I want to know because that that gets a little bit into six cents extra sensory perception ESP sure isn't is it real paranoid as if it's it's real than ghosts are real
00:27:38| would you say that I don't know I remember I've heard people that I know are susceptible to that can't complete it yeah people that are susceptible they like to tell those stories and like when
00:27:53| grandparents passed away lights flicker or they could they hear word one of the things that creeped me out was like my mom told me to say the name like what like guardian angel what's your name
00:28:05| you're supposed to say it out loud and then you wait and then in your head there's a name that pops in there which is kind of like you're triggering yourself to say a name sure sounds it
00:28:14| sounds pretty but it you know like yeah come on this is a real is I'm gonna think it up yeah good so I have you ever done that before no I won't do it you got me looking around yeah but I did it
00:28:26| and the same name pops in my head every time I do it I guess the first time it does it it sets that moral pathway and you're right right on the game stuff what's the name Helen sounds weird
00:28:36| that's crazy huh dude you're gonna you're gonna do it on to Mike yeah hold on so I don't tell me before I do it where I'm supposed to be mine breathe deep and I'm supposed to say out
00:28:50| loud right Carly you want talking you gotta give me a few seconds guardian angel what's your nature yeah stop talking for a second or I'll do it guardian angel what is your name
00:29:03| I didn't get a name but I thought of max hmm I am grandmother's dog huh he goes to get a your spirit animal no it's so weird I haven't talked about max in time I was five they just had a German
00:29:26| Shepherd mix that um he used to chew up every Sunday's parish bulletin from church huh the held him back that's what he did he was a good dog and I was the first grandchild born then I would walk
00:29:41| I was just tall enough where I could walk upright and I would be under the table and he would follow me around and I would pet him and laugh and chase him around he chased me but he died by the
00:29:52| time I was like four or five but it was like the first dog it was over my friend because we didn't have dogs before that so shout out max or just me thinking of Max and I miss our though I mean twenty
00:30:06| something years I don't know if it's I don't know that I mean there's obviously no truth to it that you can ride difficulty frame but there's so many heavy being about it if I I try and
00:30:17| shoot myself and solid a Mack stops it I'll do it on camera okay I will do it on clown doesn't okay okay okay mr. tough guy mr. legalese you're worried about us
00:30:28| getting sued and get some good ratings from suicide oh my lord yes don't do that that's terrible I can't believe you thought it and it said that loud on a public venue well hold on
00:30:51| she's changed her sting he's thinking it is a natural thing yeah the possibilities of life a little bit one of the creepiest or scariest things is when you're it's called the
00:31:05| high ledge with a loved one hypothesis so you go one to like a really high cliff face or you're on one of those this is the tallest building in Manhattan this is the tallest building
00:31:18| in East Germany this is tallest building and whatever you go somewhere and you go out on one of those little precipices and you're like with your loved one what's funny is how often if you're with
00:31:30| another person you can think how easy it would be to push them this is a real thing like people think it like 90 percent of people who are on this will think it even when there was someone
00:31:42| they loved like extremely and it's weird why would you think that except that your brain does a lot of instinct calculations at all times I guess they're thinking they could push you
00:31:56| make it try to make they've both thinking the same thing exactly so your instinct is to be wary of that and then if you're wary of that you also realize you could do the
00:32:07| same to them so you don't purposely think of a thing and it just occurs to you it's like a natural thing so you're saying that more creative people are better murderers I think you'd get
00:32:21| caught pretty pretty easily from doing that you just see them on an easel painting with their blood it's a beautiful sunrise creative people murdering I think that
00:32:33| you're but you're out thinking the other person because human beings are the most dangerous thing on the planet like almost falling I well they've killed the most species of any other
00:32:43| species hmm so if you're gonna be fearful of something you'd better be human beings except germs whoa oh my goodness mind blown yeah sort of the population
00:32:57| the world was killed with the pike death right that's just one urine one Jarmusch but it was fostered by people spread by people if you didn't come into any and ran right right to the people same thing
00:33:15| I'll give Tom come the other interesting thing about on the high ledge with love one hypothesis was this this one doesn't involve up one I guess when you're at a really high ledge do you often feel like
00:33:32| like you're dizzy of all like I can I better not jump like this is the funniest one I better not jump when you analyze that do you often jump like when you're walking somewhere even if it's
00:33:47| like a two foot oh are you like I better not jump I think you know and no one would jump no one would lose their balance you're literally where you're standing I
00:33:55| know it's the edge of a precipice but that edge has the exact same bounce statistics somewhere in your goddamn living room right you have a little loose gravel there and someone could
00:34:07| maybe push you or bump you by accident or you could like trip over your shoes that's different why didn't you think of that when you're in your living room and everything like
00:34:14| that because if I have a kill you so that's the whole thing if the fear kind of makes you weird kind of creeps you out right so if you fell off the edge and you tumble down and somehow I did so
00:34:30| for a second here so you fell down and somehow you landed so that your face landed right on your crotch after your pants got ripped off and it looked like you died fellating yourself if you could
00:34:44| come back to life just to change your death position but it would send you to hell would you do it well because that's out here I mean really that's legendaries like he died doing what he
00:35:00| loved himself orally do you think the workers come in and separate you from yourself or do you think they just keep you curled up they get you on the gurney on the cops dude they don't even touch
00:35:14| you dude they're like this I'm taking a picture with my snapchat filter because I already used nap chat I got to either posted my story or send to my friends I can't just yeah I want it to be that you
00:35:26| know your thumb sending that one to my friends you're down in the morgue with the sheet over you and your parents come in and they say we need you to identify the body that is - thanks they're both
00:35:42| is yeah case closed check his delts they look like his dad's that's not yeah they're muscular that's all I got dude got a run with it I wanted to touch on Stephen King the king
00:36:01| right goosebumps I believe right that's uh Aurel Stein I have to make sure you I'm offended I know you were Stephen King said there are three times of scary in his opinion we're getting into a
00:36:16| little Vsauce information cover for the Vsauce episode why are things creepy vsauce is a great follow he keep remote us actually he thinks were even better follow I wouldn't say that but Vsauce is
00:36:31| an entity right so it doesn't really think or feel right so we're probably better we're covered legally but he does a good episode called wire things creepy and he talked about the Stephen King
00:36:44| thing I'm about to tie he said there are three kinds of scary gross out which is like gore cube of stuff going on people covered in blood all on your skin horror which he said was like an unnatural
00:36:58| state of affairs like a spider that's eight feet tall haha grotesque weird that's weird that's weird that's unnatural and he said terror which is a fear that can't be
00:37:10| substantiated it can't be explained like if you went home this is the exact example so I feel corny saying it but he went to your home and you found that every single thing in your house had
00:37:23| been replaced by something looked exactly like it oh would that be weird how would you know exactly that's what's creepy that it's like creepy is the word I guess looks very similar eerily
00:37:38| similar yeah help how messed up would you'd be age like your glasses were like a little different you're like well I would take all our glasses and replace them with other classes is it the same
00:37:51| as sixth sense when she leaves the kitchen after making a meal for her son and then she comes back a second later and all the cupboards are open and the drawers are split out that's terror yeah
00:38:02| that is terror yeah she's just like hers a weird feeling dude she done plays it to she's like what are you looking for a of course anyway nobody knows so terror is a weird thing that he said and I
00:38:15| don't know that I D agree or disagree lies in the uncanny valley you know that is not okay so for awhile experts were making cartoon pornography I know you've never even heard of it I don't know is
00:38:31| this called hentai check it out I've no idea anyway what's crazy is the more life like it peers people yeah yeah yeah you get to a point where it's so
00:38:45| lifelike but the fake that it creeps people the FL I think you've created in this genre here you could have hentai porn that turns into real porn and then people are
00:38:58| just discussing it so the middle cross they cross the lines is here no that area in between is terrifying it's scary if you you start to see the pimples on my forehead no no it doesn't
00:39:12| look right can you google this is a little different but of the same genre a teddy bear with a full set of teeth oh boy you're making me a search here house is
00:39:25| do you love his search searched your favorite thing uh-huh what I'm getting at oh is it as an a I get closer closer to you it's cooler and cooler and core and then it reaches
00:39:35| threshold where it's like one time it's two reasons like a real set of teeth on this thing yeah they surgically did it I think for like a robot law I don't fund settling it's unsettling
00:39:50| isn't it yeah it's pretty freaky I don't like click it not you know you can't I mean it needs it's there it's there I understand I know our audience could see it I didn't know if that was
00:40:03| one of those things we can't do that everything on podcast it's difficult but I understand they're easy to be had like animals with human body parts like the eagle with feet the human feet fit
00:40:18| landed on your shoulder and was like massaging your shoulder with its feet you you gotta be freaked out I I would be forget if it really happened to me but it's a drawing so I don't think elsu
00:40:33| anyway they've done - did you have any top creepy movies there's the scary movies so I'll define a scary thing as physical whoa oh my god it jumped out of their
00:40:45| house scared out of me and creepy is a more unsettling psychological thing I've got one okay guy Nightcrawler you ever heard about that one it's with John
00:40:58| Jake Gyllenhaal yeah he's a like a nighttime video reporter he sells his his footage I like see this oh good oh this is an excellent movie he'll like adjust the bodies if he's found a wreck
00:41:12| before the cops get there and make it so it's more I say film attic photograph like more crazy weird more newsworthy make sure you can like see everything in the frame and then towards the end he
00:41:26| sets it up so that like horrible things go down and he has a partner and he sets his partner up to die so he could film it sorry spoiler that's awesome
00:41:38| but he has no remorse whatsoever and he manipulates people like no other is he successful yes very soon hell yeah he's pretty success over everything else even human compassion that dark yeah that's
00:41:49| like that's that's creep oh you know what's funny then so the next movie one-hour photo Oh oh man Williams sociopath dude nothing will get me more than the scene where I
00:42:02| know he loves this woman and he's like following her and he develops all her film because remember he had bring your camera and so the CBS sort of bright eight or whatever all these brand new
00:42:12| stores yes and then they developed the film for you and give you your prints that's how it worked well he was so in love he knew the kid's name he knew her name the husband's name he knows
00:42:21| everybody and I know he's like kind of over the line a little bit he'd like notices whether she's gaining weight or not like whether she has you know you get your eyebrows waxed you know he's
00:42:33| kind of looking he's like wait he's like really into her yeah he's into her yeah and it's problem Williams who's usually comedian he's like he's got thick brows he's very he doesn't laugh s'appelle
00:42:46| choose Adam that's weird and then we see his house where all the photos he's developed of this one family he pronounced and lined his walls with them full off pudding how do you know
00:43:04| that how do you know that at a time people that they they have somewhere to creepy fetish that affects you indeed yeah like honestly I've no idea that that's creepy creepy to me is actually
00:43:15| scary scary is like I you got me dude you jumped out of the the shark so the jaws yeah sorry people that stand too close to you or breathe on you or maybe they you know squeeze your bicep
00:43:29| or say hi hey like they do strange things that just like they cross the line a little bit but they know the boundary enough well enough that they can cross it come back they tiptoe are
00:43:39| they doing it on purpose or they don't know I think they don't know usually oh that's what made some creepy yeah they knew and did it anyway yeah but that's your perception of them right i but no i
00:43:51| think you can tell if someone did it not knowing like they're like an idiot they're like not they're not feeling the social boundary and to keep fighting in their head against it it'd be another
00:44:01| thing entirely if that person stepped over the social boundary and squeezed her arm that was like that's a beautiful by step and then step back and I was like like I wouldn't be able to talk
00:44:15| about it every like I get it come I got I got dinner ready for the kids I'll catch you later bro that's creepy creepy gets me more than any other things that's just come to one
00:44:28| of those situations where if you're coming up to like a co-worker who doesn't pay as like they're focused on the computer and you're behind them like you're really supposed to like I don't
00:44:36| like makeup yeah imagine you only step a little bit you don't need to come over and just like tap them cuz that they jump and freak out we do you know you're supposed
00:44:45| to do before you go buy a bathroom or not the bathroom or buy a bag they walk by a bathroom like if I saw a little bit then Enola Gay oh it's a single bathroom I'm at one one has a door and a toilet
00:44:58| and that's it not like a bathroom has nine toilets and urinals genetic data critical single all right you everything you see the door close do you know what people do and I've noticed this is the
00:45:08| knocker they paste awkwardly right on the door finally snip you do that before you approach a band and don't hit one man check it out I'm gonna write a book about it kokes
00:45:19| you're not really sniffing you're just making it sharp inhale to make a sound / if it smells of shit what's going on there you don't have the nice new surroundings yeah weird last thing I'm
00:45:35| really were to touch on you can touch on like eight other things yeah mine was what we're kind of talking about urban legends a little bit oh yeah sure I talked to her with are you afraid of
00:45:47| dark he's kind of urban legend telling we talked about it in the last episode on huh the coolest thing about an urban legend is there's no there's no Google for it eating pop rocks and makes your
00:46:02| comic burst stomach Persis soda soda it was so doc yeah yeah no see hi well I don't have individual ones like flash your headlights at a guy who didn't have his headlights on and he'll turn around
00:46:13| and follow you until he kills you like one with a microwave yeah if you microwave your baby for more than thirty seconds my god that's terrible why did I laugh from the high elf does
00:46:27| he say baby it's I'm supposed to say oh god you would never do that I would never do that we would never do that hold on I saw this online I didn't know would you microwave your baby for one
00:46:43| second not for a million dollars a million a million that's I would've hurt him I don't know I'm gonna I would never move on my child is so evil mm yep man I did and they didn't even send me the
00:47:02| money but uh who are they an Egyptian Prince yeah why are you looking at Berber religions like did you lose money in that exchange yeah I sent in five hundred thousand dollars I figured the
00:47:13| other 500 doesn't cover all the money pills from the brains that you just one sec someone I don't even know I know I did I feel like no but uh no I don't know these are real or cottages
00:47:30| well we mentioned a little before but I think you knew it read it as a no sleep category yeah where it's like it's like about people moving a little too fast on chasing down the sidewalk maybe they
00:47:43| smile at you they give like an extra-long gaze make your way back it's amateur it's amateur urban legends a little bit right yeah some were good enough initially making the story's a
00:47:54| movie some some saw some are really good some of them made it to movies you're correct I was gonna tell everyone my favorite one hit it search-and-rescue stories from the wilderness it's written
00:48:08| from the perspective of someone who does search and rescue party stuff out in like the park ranger stuff like I'm a park ranger in Wisconsin I'm a park ranger in Oregon we have a 39 acre
00:48:19| forest sometimes we have to go in and find people these were my favorite once though um they're called search-and-rescue ready no sleep you type that in you find all of them I
00:48:30| think it's only like six or eight or whatever if I spin off that one does the reason they're so cool is someone really short it's like me and a guy were working on telephone poles and we had to
00:48:40| stay by the road would go off nail in go back to the road go off nail in direct to the road one time we come to one and I heard a sound so loud I couldn't hear anything I turned to the guy and he said
00:48:53| I can't hear either and they both were like what the hell it was just a weird hum and they both were like and they both ran back to the car when I'm right back to the car they looked and like
00:49:04| eight trees got knocked over you know hundred yards away and that all it is is just this little road no one will go down these two guys who had part Hansel on it came here does this weird humming
00:49:15| buzzing Santa's just crazy lab and they looked and then they turn around and heard a big boom and like all these nails were shot under their vehicle and then everything stopped
00:49:26| they could hear fine everything was fine those trees were down and they looked around they couldn't find anyone and they finished that that like they didn't finish they were like we're going back
00:49:34| to the shop like we're done and I'd be like that's it that's pretty messed up story what's crazy is they all are kind of like that it's like a real short story
00:49:44| it doesn't really there's not a lot of fact not just in a moment yeah it's like weird stuff where you can't explain something my favorite though is that all this guy from his
00:49:56| perspective it's the same writer every time they did a story where if you ever come across a staircase in the middle of the woods don't go near and don't ask anyone else about it and me reading I
00:50:09| was like so apparently like in these eight to six stories or whatever like a couple times you come across a story where it's like yeah we found a girl who died she was like eight you know I got
00:50:23| lost her parents freak accident fell down you know part of her body was picked up by wolves like it's pretty gross stuff like not gonna go into detail when we clean it up and then
00:50:33| right in the distance I could see one of those staircases I said chief why do we have to should we check out maybe she was over there look at this staircase there's no house there
00:50:42| it's just a staircase it goes up like in don't ever ask me again and they cleaned up and they know they're clean up this dead body the girl you tell parents are they left and he never got to this photo
00:50:56| circus my brain literally going down he just goes up it's an upstairs it just goes on it's like a stone staircase in the middle of woods like in the middle of the woods there's no other house
00:51:12| there's no other construction it's just a staircase and to this day that still got me like thinking about it and I'm like nice and I guess that's part of being creepy there's an on and after
00:51:24| election you know there's an unnatural unnatural and it's not answered like they don't tell me what it is portal to another world or a warlocks build it or something would be it would only do
00:51:34| brain rate runs wild with imagination your brains the scariest thing of all right so you don't think it's human because you don't you know say awesome once I built that no reason why I'm sore
00:51:47| is it you committed it it's like super weird humans and now I'm like whoa holy folks Alan oh that's where I go with creepy and shout out that reddit like
00:52:00| series opposed to y'all should check it out but yeah this lip I read one from somebody like walking in an urban area and someone walks by them on a sidewalk going opposite way and just stares at
00:52:13| them and smiles at them and then after they cross paths the stranger goes the other side of the street and then goes in the same direction but is walking like their pace and then they
00:52:27| look back again and he's like way ahead and then like the next time they look he's crossing back over to come back to that side of the sidewalk so it's like but like who there's no logical reason
00:52:40| why someone would double back yeah so it's like what do you do answer would you stop moving do you cross the street like that you gotta you gotta play his game a little bit right I guess I mean
00:52:52| otherwise you gonna be a pretty confident person not to yeah just keep walking start running he's faster than you he's already outpaced you by a lot well he he
00:53:03| was running you're walking but it seems like it was like in a very short timeframe so it seems like he can sprint faster than you could sprint am i width but with my girl can't defend
00:53:16| yourself - I mean like I could run and be like ah pusher hopefully there's like a clip nearby ya know pretty stuff dude quick hide in the staircase in the new channel it transports into the woods
00:53:32| maybe creepy stuff I blow say I can read the scariest thing I read today what's happened not too long it's like pretty short mm-hmm slaw pudding gets me a little scared I get all nudie here I
00:53:59| kept the same shirt on since relationships yeah I was wondering if you have a babe yeah I have one five Americans will be diagnosed with skin cancer if it gets worse skin cancer
00:54:15| is diagnosed more than all the other cancers combined huh oh dear people with American flag shirts tend to get skin cancer more than other people this is a problem this next one is a
00:54:31| problem the risk of melanoma doubles if you've had over five sunburns in your life Wow you know many sunburns you've had in your life
00:54:42| is it by because mine sure as hell is five yeah I would say I'm right about by one I might be at four that's why I live my life inside of houses and the Skin Cancer Association is that I think I
00:54:58| think I made a month but whoever doesn't want you have skin cancer they recommend you use SPF 15 daily if you go outside at all even if it's not the Sun bit just put it on your skin please keep yourself
00:55:10| safe I don't grease you though last of all 23 percent of your lifetime exposure to the Sun will happen by age 18 assuming an 80 year lifestyle makes sense it does it's a little higher than
00:55:25| the age would assume but you're probably showing more skin pre 18 yeah and you know shout out keep showing skin if you're exactly 18 except if you're on a nude beach and you're very very old I
00:55:41| said 18 exactly oh then yeah show yourself off yeah I was gonna say pre 18 but I was like no room cancer that would think exactly good so I guess we love to do a little light-hearted stuff please
00:55:55| do I'm watching this show called mega foods which is where they produce a lot of different food and like a grand scale and one of them was thinking Switzerland they make food for the airlines and I
00:56:09| guess what is the deal what they're playing in be they make so they make everything that goes on the airlines and they're running out of things to the film which it happens and almost there
00:56:21| episodes half of it it's an hour long so like what half of it is like replaying and like how are they gonna get this food there but the best part was like the the outro was them shuttling these
00:56:33| little carts of food onto the airplane and they were playing oasis that song fucking in the bushes like famous from the movie snatch yes we're Brad Pitt is knocking out that mofo he
00:56:47| shouldn't be but he bet on himself to win typical gypsy yeah Tiffany's gypos you know you know gyppos Sol always throw it in bills with dues I was placed at your precious booth late
00:57:03| so look up waste is fucking on the bushes if you've never never doing it's a good song and then imagine like any other oasis imagine people loading food onto an airplane but the most boring job
00:57:14| ever [Laughter] what are they doing now loading airline food put on hand it's a good song that's a really awesome someone look it up
00:57:32| someone watch the whole movie snatch just do it what does the old Airmen say and that's on the way there's like an old woman that my voice is over yeah like if you start me up I'll be able to
00:57:47| finish whatever so I saw the movie snatch like Guy Ritchie I had almost every word in the movie memorized I don't have every song in the movie memorized I apologize
00:57:59| mm-hmm we put this festival on you bastards a lot of love we worked one year for you pigs no I guess I didn't have that memorized but that's people load an airline food I was like oh
00:58:13| there's a ripple that song I was like that's amazing and then I found out I found out a new word I've read it on reddit in cell yeah and if I didn't tell it someone who's a
00:58:25| virgin never had sex they're like pale and good you seem like you're gonna correct me no no you're absolutely correct they think I'm they shit on them celibate
00:58:34| right is it was in celibate is that what that is in celibate that's a space one to do it Oh involuntary celibate thank you ha nice a little bit Oh a magic sex with
00:58:45| women but they cannot because they're pale they're all old or weak and they're like anti-woman which is ironic because they when I have sex with their anti-woman
00:58:55| yeah they shit on themselves and put themselves down so they are fearful of women and don't have sex we meet him yeah they hate them even though they want them like they watch the Star Wars
00:59:05| trailer and they're like why is a woman main character this is on Canon like that's then that's involves right there I could see that yeah I was thinking I didn't even look up like the origin of
00:59:16| it I just read the like the quick definition and I thought it was maybe like the opposite of excel like people who excel like are not gonna make up excuses in cells are gonna make up every
00:59:25| excuse in the book to not do something even though they want to also quick shout out a little topic but I got a SmartWatch for a Father's Day wow that looks very annoying to use actually why
00:59:45| didn't you answer my texts didn't you get them on the SmartWatch yeah but you know it's annoying to respond to attacks on a SmartWatch you got a circle the periphery keep spinning it like what it
00:59:58| is um blow into this hole right here we're gonna figure how much well your alcohol level is plus UX 10-under panderer since playing live I check that out later
01:00:11| by the way mm-hmm Tuesday weather uh I think I deleted your things but like I would getting text and all that and I'm like looking at it I'm like I can respond and it's like you pull up a
01:00:21| little menu and to remember the old phones where you have to type in like three four times to get a letter and I was a stylist pop out of the silent thing no that would actually make more
01:00:30| sense yeah or if it came with like sunscreen or something um I spent a lot of time out in the Sun today I neglected my sunscreen and for that paying folks look at it full-blown sunburn might be
01:00:47| dead by tomorrow from Mel now you know yeah he shaved all the hair off that's the reason why you should have left good so hold on check this out look at my face I'm red everywhere right
01:00:57| except here uh-huh I shaved my beard today after my sunburn my beard literally saved my body from sunburn yeah I was gonna make up something cool like I was like eating a
01:01:10| celebrity and his Sun all day not the cases of hope I just I had a beard here to here to here and I got sunburned and it's after noon I shaved my beard and they all looks white and the rest of me
01:01:25| is bright red so alright so we covered fear we talked about dopamine and what a dusty and people are thrill seekers and sunburn yeah haunted houses why people love them unfair not funfair creepiness
01:01:40| not fun creepiness all your solid fingers we did not talk about something I would have ranked him pretty high in creepy level yeah immensely disturbed there's something off-putting
01:01:53| immediately about Salad Fingers by the way he speech was done but it's not threatening right it's not the weirdest part about at all creepiest things are not threatening
01:02:01| they're like almost threatening like what's the name of the puppet Marjorie Stewart Baxter or something Marjorie Stewart back Marjorie Stewart that good bastard put in a cup a batch or someone
01:02:15| Cumberbatch you taste like sunshine dust the rest uses like - I like the way they [Music] know Jason camber Dale Harrell it was Hubert Hubert over there he would come
01:02:35| for Dale he would come but there Jeremy Fisher he asked a little boy to come help him with his oven yeah who's got a fishy fish in the other rather in the back its Robin back
01:02:58| then he wakes up he wakes up and the kid is must've fallen into the oven we're just freakier than putting him in the other okay oh wow that's the freakiest thing ever whoo
01:03:11| every kid who came up with that person great Ajay David first someone David birth fat pie yeah so real quick to wrap this up my my friend will call him Neb he got really
01:03:27| high for like the first time in his life and he he did sound fingers it'll made him watch salad fingers and freaked min yeah and like he was like screaming turn it off but like he was still in the room
01:03:41| when you get a walked out but he was like you know the next he did it Wow I can understand that it's creepy yeah I wouldn't want to see that oh let him look him up see if we got any new
01:03:59| episodes only cheering man he has four shirts for sale and they're almost $30 good lord man what are you trying to sell 30 dollars what else what else we get about routine environment and being
01:04:21| safe and protected the normalcy of not being afraid urban they are alleging they are we talked with a high ledge thing we talked about different movies we talked about
01:04:34| Vsauce who loves our podcasts we talked about the uncanny valley of pornography and fear everything neck's own death being identified nice parents a member in hand they would
01:04:51| never say it's my son and say okay how couldn't be on that couldn't be no I have no son it's also day 10 of me working out starting to show I don't 11 just help the podcast do you think
01:05:09| people are turning it off right now I think that your price scaring people away and you're locked down you're stuck in a future that you'll never be able to change oh I'm not looking for
01:05:22| extracurriculars I'm just looking for self affirmation is that a thing I love vanity foundation this is where the podcast ends how many times my armpits gonna be sure to say we've hit the
01:05:37| maximum limit we like you a ton good we do like the listeners quite a bit and the Watchers a little bit less because it's not as creepy thanks folks yeah oh good night stay safe
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00:00:54| ooh hey that's gone hey needed we have a weird video yet yeah we have video is hard you it's hard to hold this it's really hard I don't know how you get what is it
00:01:11| those deaths I liked it I was there for my dad I just I just have them I've never heard tell me Delta my life I hardly ever walk out so what can you do just given your god-given muscle I
00:01:27| don't know they that's not even where they go oh gone now oh I don't know it doesn't matter right I feel like hold my breath and Gustavo yeah so we're do a little I guess
00:01:39| correction from last time we're gonna add an addendum and ego correction the correction episode yeah we did a Halloween last episode and I feel like we didn't cover a key element Halloween
00:01:51| we left a lot of meat on that bone excitement my favorite expression yeah anxiety a little fear mm-hmm I miss I miss we missed all those although I mean what's even creepy and
00:02:04| expected to be creepy too yeah I guess we do really tell any dark stories or the reason why stories are so talk that's true real quick I'll say we talked about Hallows Eve and Halloween
00:02:14| we talked about Halloween monsters we talked about beard what happens in your body all the biological stuff going on we talked a little bit about the top 10 fears it was an interesting episode but
00:02:28| there was more and this Halloween season going on right now I just wanted to say more than happy Halloween let's get scary do you know what I mean yeah there's a an element Halloween
00:02:43| that's like a fun fear it's uh the dopa dopamine drive that people love to go to fun houses and on it how's that oh my god jump scares Yeah right not really no but those people
00:02:56| I mean it's understandable because you in our normal headed day-to-day lives we don't get scared we don't I mean it's very rare that we're frightened of something we're not coming in houses
00:03:06| that have people jumping out at us flashing strobe lights and giant spiders on the hormone so I mean yeah it's a fun kind of goes it is celebratory scary is that what you're calling it I suppose so
00:03:20| interesting hmm fun fear ha ha ha as far as clarifications from the last episode can save this whole thing plus one small detail Clea Slenderman you know I said there was like girls who
00:03:39| stabbed each other Anya did a little research it's on well Keesha Wisconsin Waukesha Wisconsin Waukesha anyway is it I don't know I just think a Wabasha that sounds that sounds really good though
00:03:54| Waukesha anyway um this happened in May 2014 but two twelve year olds who swore that Slenderman was going to use them as a proxy huh I guess he he appears he gives
00:04:07| you command ticking teleport he is always in the background he's a very creepy individual he's way too tall um for them to use these two girls who love Slenderman and
00:04:19| his stories they thought they had to murder someone so they stabbed their one classmate like 19 times oh man and the girl clawed her way out of the woods to the main road and a cyclists are and
00:04:31| called the cops they intervened and they um they took the whole thing to court and the girls were tried as adults originally because like that's a pretty huge Wow if you just hold it yeah
00:04:43| they're 12 years old so hold on gee I just says we're gonna try you as adults this is crazy turns out both of them weren't really fit to serve is that the word they were
00:04:54| fit to stand trial him yeah fit to stand trial excuse me they had mental problems disorders all sorts of stuff one of them in their testimony mentioned the Ninja Turtles and someone else told her to do
00:05:06| something and they just they had a lot of problems so it was kind of like a freak thing that involved Slenderman so for the record Slender Man is still good and still real and nothing to it this
00:05:17| tale and that's kind of kind of sad kind of like yeesh so that was my correction I just want to give it it do and say let's move on from just laying there yeah that's
00:05:28| okay I was like it's not okay but and move into fun fear yeah so in our day to day lives I mean we all wake up do routine go to work come back eat dinner
00:05:42| make your bed sleep in it so none of that is scary because we've done it before right would you say we actually paid the price to keep fear at bay I mean we don't see sleep out with spiders
00:05:56| we don't we have the safety net that collects us there's a safety net we've built a society yeah if you were to walk into a nation that's destabilized then those people might carry around weapons
00:06:08| and that would be pretty freaking scary to us but to other people maybe not so much maybe they see that every day so that's a key key element of fears that you're not you're not used to whatever
00:06:19| is normal routine your normalcy your patterns something's different something's going on here that's danger to you like there are dangers to every day you get by a car at any moment right
00:06:32| like right now yeah could come to the wall mean I'm right off the road could come right through the wall cars be hitting houses way more now than they used to I'll tell you that or maybe just
00:06:42| the news is more into that that's what I think and that's one thing about the normalcy of life is there certain things that are hazardous to us that we just kind of we either accept or it's a
00:06:54| routine that we just don't always think about it yeah driving in a car like driving in a car when it's an icy road I remember going over overpasses and it's an unexpected thing and you probably
00:07:05| have about maybe what 20 seconds to cross the overpass and rage freezes more Road baby yeah that ice patch I remember hitting it sliding and I went straight over the overpass but it took you know
00:07:18| until I was past the overpass to feel my emotions to have the energy patronal and kick in and to start actually getting the sweaty palms like racing thoughts heart beating go all sorts of crazy read
00:07:30| a study that said um fear fun fear the fun that um rather the fear that like you pay for it not really in bad neighborhoods or anything the fear you go to a fun house
00:07:44| for and pay for it it clears your head it forces you directly into the present um it really is is what you dopamine among other things and I believe it's different mounted dopamine for different
00:07:57| people which interestingly enough might think thrill seekers not thrill-seekers mm-hmm plus it's kind of like a challenge people play games to get achievements it's kind of an achievement
00:08:09| to live through a funhouse haunted house and say you know that wasn't so scary I'm a badass but right someone um someone wrote this article that I saw which you may come across I think it was
00:08:21| in BuzzFeed would you not approve a BuzzFeed we hate Buzzbee but being BuzzFeed is dumb but unless they're rolling the past but it was a bonding opportunities happen hmm funny scary
00:08:32| things like like we all go to the same horrid house we all go on the same ride a real ride have you ever known bungee jumping yeah I did now poke Alou Mexico Oh was crazy yeah they've got my legs
00:08:45| like this and like it's a bonding thing like you braved an element which really might have been scary I mean everyone who's done it was a 99.999 success rate in fact haunted houses was their success
00:08:57| rate of survival is it 100 the campaign no family thought Orson who's died in a heart attack didn't make it that's scary think what would you believe that was happening as it as you went through it
00:09:13| oh my God look at this actor oh this actor is amazing I need help for real this actor is so convincing they're just poking him in the chest and he's just watching himself so they
00:09:29| aren't right there so did you see me here did you hear the worst place to have a heart attack a game of charades that's oh it's a dad joke over everyone
00:09:40| on the day did you hear about what xxx xxx or is it ten datian you hear about him today he yeah I don't all right hey is he easygoing not right big
00:09:53| all right thing the crazy way about that is oh I don't know he's official on her since we're filming this in October we'll find out haha we do this ahead of time but
00:10:05| apparently the he was shot in his car and people were filming from different angles with their phones there's two different angles of him slumped over so not only is like people are people just
00:10:17| like checking on him and he's not Allah doesn't seem alive there's multiple people like almost on the doorstep filming so like that's crazy what's also craziest are they so let's
00:10:29| say you using snapchat cuz you have to use a snapchat at uh-huh to upload what filters you use well I was going with once you upload it you have to upload it from snapchat so did you report it in
00:10:43| snapchat and if you did like you have to use it right I mean you didn't use the native phone camera you don't mean like you use snapchat Pat so now it's just like you can't turn the camera off and
00:10:57| be like oh I meant to use my regular phone to save this and said to the the news are these for yeah the authorities or something I already use snapchat so the only thing you do is either put on
00:11:07| your story or give it to your friends and it's like where is this won't belong how does a story this is a story you don't give it a few friends you don't give this one the cute girls hey one of
00:11:17| them do have a caption to it it just had X on it yeah which I was like might be dark pretty dark the amazing thing is that I like he they say he was shot I guess I assume is like a drive-by but
00:11:31| the people that are staying like bystanders like they have no fear because it was so quick like a they're not under attack and they are they figured that the drive-by is gone I
00:11:40| guess I suppose so I mean like I know that guy had issues though I saw he was performing on stage and he was lip-syncing but that's not why the guy was mad the guy was mad for some other
00:11:52| reason lip-sync he he was like a ninja he ran across the stage and punched him in the side of the head and that dude flew like five feet and he was out and then a whole crowd of security
00:12:06| guards just jumped the guy and then guy died xxxx yeah this was like a year ago he got punched or he punched he got punched who don't like you dude yeah well he did something to somebody's girl
00:12:19| and that guy had so many bad stories surrounding it so I did I read some bad stuff about him so we're not here to pump up xxx dead but it possibly did but hmm stuff crazy stuff so let's go back
00:12:35| to like normal routine so if you're so for me like a normal day most of my days spent sitting at a desk and if you were sitting there and all of a sudden like people start screaming like what what
00:12:48| are your assumptions you're like preparing yourself with the fear your Adrenaline's gonna make you think like the top possibilities it's like maybe there's somebody with a weapon or maybe
00:12:57| they're just I don't know acting something out I don't know maybe there's like a dinosaur in the building that's a fun kind of I didn't go there that's interesting that would really throw some
00:13:10| people for a loop yeah I mean it you did see a dinosaur in your building and you're 100% sure that's a dinosaur huh your first thought is lock the doors part cuz I can
00:13:22| oppressive pop is real oh of course right like dinosaurs ruled the earth you say of course but this is a movie Jurassic Park space there could be another reason aliens brought dinosaurs
00:13:33| back dinosaur trot time travels someone created a dinosaur in a lab just strictly not using guys or DNA Dino DNA time from DNA but I mean your first thought is literally that Jurassic Park
00:13:48| is happening right which is pretty crazy because I mean sure a sick park is taking over real dinosaurs in your brain right yeah that's crazy how many people would be at all it's like when uh like
00:14:01| the tsunamis when the water goes out so many people just run on shore and start like looking filming and there's like a zero reaction you can't believe this is happening to
00:14:11| me I'm surrounded it's gonna come back in ten fold but I just can't believe it mmm I don't know those things are brutal I went to your Adrenaline's going so fast you probably
00:14:25| maybe your brain doesn't it's like shutting off the part that says run do you know you're like ready to fight the wave here so I watch Jumanji eat a new one oh yes all that I
00:14:35| know so you know what I'm all for kids play the game in school mm-hmm and then slowly one starts disappearing and then the other one disappears like they're getting sucked into the games like they
00:14:48| spoiler alert they get sucked into Jumanji you're really watching this and you didn't want to hear that watch another pie kiss good people of everything right now but they're getting
00:14:58| sucked into the game like you know his army I don't even well and there's four of them and like after one guy goes you're like that's crazy after two guys goes like you using the person's gonna
00:15:10| be like I got running but my thought is if you're actually seeing this I think you're caught up in something it's not about running away you have to see something to a completion does that make
00:15:24| sense yeah I think there's a weird thing where you're seeing something so unique so weird so out of the ordinary that to run away is almost against your logic because curiosity killed the cat a
00:15:37| little bit yeah I mean you're gonna stay there to see what they all happen which probably accounts for a lot of school shootings I have no idea that's the aliens they need like if aliens come and
00:15:48| you don't know if they're dangerous or not or good right you're gonna see an alien dead no one in a billion years has seen an alien you want to be here and see it so you plan your feet you're
00:15:59| hopeful I mean crazy stuff that brings me to my other spoiler please do ruin a movie for me I will annihilation have you seen in I elation yet it's with have you guys dude blinking you look like
00:16:18| your blanket I am but I know what annihilation is and I can't remember what it is it's something something annihilation no it's just anihilation that's the same
00:16:27| it's about guess they don't even really define it as aliens they like take over a lighthouse on the area that they control is expanding so they're trying to figure out more MORE about what's
00:16:39| going on hmm it's really one of those that you have to watch multiple times because it's out of order and you don't really know the reasoning behind it and then when you
00:16:53| watch it again it gets a little bit better and it stars the Natalie Portman never heard yeah she's uh she's good she's been around she's been around she's kind of popular in certain circles
00:17:05| like the movie circle those who watch film circles cinnamon doors yeah hmm no I don't know what part I want to ruin for you because it's kind of it just came oh I'll never see it I did kid so
00:17:22| I'll ruin it in the way that so she goes into this like wall thing and the cool thing is that they're not fearful so like each person has a set agenda and there's I guess it's what a dichotomy is
00:17:36| a dichotomy where you dissect people and they show like one they're like foiling off each other so one of them's like resolve any business the other ones like curious another one is almost like
00:17:48| dejected another one is fearful and afraid so they start to drop one by one and then Natalie Portman is left to figure out how they all passed away because it's all yeah but it's not it's
00:18:05| not like they died of natural causes there's this like alien thing that's like present in everything and it's starting to like merge them with other DNA and it's getting freaky like things
00:18:16| are changing and they can't be more so this is the part that triggered in my brain we were talking about so they in the end she meets something it's an alien it's like mirroring her movements
00:18:29| and she it's not like a danger to her like it's not like aggressive but it's still like a sterile thing like it's a it's a neutral thing but what it's doing is still negative in the whole school
00:18:40| yeah so it's like it's not gonna hurt her but she knows for the like the betterment of mankind she has to she has to end it even though it's not being
00:18:50| like aggressive does she no I don't I don't know I can't tell you that is she afraid of it no that's the best part of the movie is that it's an all-female troupe that goes
00:19:00| in there and they all play a role that is not a trope which brings us to the next day so what what are you gonna go with tropes here so I'll go over my scenario that you're in an office
00:19:16| building it's bright it's during the day and none of those are tropes so you're surrounded by other people and you have a means to protect yourself sort of if you could lock a door and you probably
00:19:26| have more group power than someone who's in a cabin in the woods and interview can work together yeah mine if you can work together they don't freak out they don't run away people freak out
00:19:38| different than they work together or work on an everyday thing like you don't know your coworker who you work with on a day-to-day basis in the freak-outs area you know what I mean yeah Christian
00:19:51| Bale out there American Psycho hmm he killed people I guess in that situation you want a Christian Bale I kept all of a sudden there's like an ax murderer he's coming at you and then your record
00:20:09| is just like I kill people for a living be like whoa get Christian Bale and Dexter earning my Nikes the other day with a chainsaw and I Drive today just my IDs so you were nude yes chains hold
00:20:23| handed perfectly do you recognize you I don't know what that is I don't know mm-hmm the best scene in American Psycho that no one talks about because he's always
00:20:31| doing crazy stuff he's doing all this stuff to women like crazy crazy stuff the one scene I'll never forget is that he chased a woman with a chainsaw and he still had her on his his sneakers but he
00:20:45| was nude everywhere else it was just nude in his sneakers which i think is hilarious he meant enough dude and there Sneaky's segars try to pair wise and sleepies
00:20:57| he's chasing her down a hallway in like a hotel or like an apartment complex and she is ahead of him and she runs down the steps and he's ramming the chains he'll covered in blood
00:21:08| he's just nude in his sneakers and she's going down this staircase lit the square and you can kind of see down the middle timing at him and he's timing it and he throws it down and it spins and lands on
00:21:20| her when she reaches the first floor and starts running and I'm like damn I have trouble like putting my shorts on but I'm like just nude and my sneakers which further records the most dad moment you
00:21:35| can have mm-hmm if you're putting on your sneakers first you're a serial killer but if you're taking off your shorts and something else then something's going on and you have your
00:21:45| sneakers still tied forever I dare you over the mirror and take a look it's not that cool I'm not sure so yeah you ever seen yourself dude except for your sneakers mmm no I don't like
00:21:59| the whole length years and you're in your bathroom no I want to say my roommate does but I've never been in my sneakers Nick oh can you um kid I'm gonna I'm
00:22:18| still here oh do you need this is your her but I was I wasn't using it weird so there's ropes so the dark at night Kevin or the woods young lovers and they all split up and they die one by one
00:22:45| horribly you know very probably systematic way it's almost never that someone gets the jump on them and they killed like four people at once like I don't think I've seen a horror movie
00:22:57| that just one or two at a time yeah it's always they always draw it out because I guess that I'm gonna pay an extra couple actors just to die in a mass grave there's also an anticipation
00:23:08| thing I think but you know what's happening and you know what's happening you know what's happening you know what's happening you know what's happening and the actor seems to not
00:23:15| know what's happening huh why is that garage door keep opening and closing I'll get along everyone no you don't mean dudududu huh the darndest thing it's stuck in this position I'll
00:23:28| put my head on the ground and check it out like they're just like doing this and you're like don't do it huh and they're like furthering it like the killer can be right there with an
00:23:39| accident like this is crazy but I'm gonna draw a dotted line over my neck huh this will solve it don't do that you're gonna get cut in half well gee willikers I'm gonna lay on a stump here
00:23:54| with my head like this at the trope I guess yeah and there's always someone screaming and trying to run away and they always trip and fall hit by something it kind of trains people to
00:24:07| actually do that I think like if you're having a do you think if there's a panic scenario and one person runs from the group they're the one that's gonna get plucked chopped
00:24:19| catched yes those were some I even faked but you have weird um do you want to get into any creepy vs. horror movies I want to touch on touched on it I'm such I'm like scary moments for you if you were
00:24:41| since you're not afraid of very many things you have a strong tough man you have to be in a different situation so if your air like alone at home which probably doesn't scare you probably
00:24:52| reveling in being alone for the first time in a long time standing naked in front of a mirror with your shoes on yeah so baby but all your senses here you can you can maybe see somebody dart
00:25:06| across the window maybe they're in your house there's a lights flicker a little bit maybe you hear like a creek or a door or like you hear a lot of like squeaky toy or something you know
00:25:16| normally your door open when you just about to jump in the shower because you're vulnerable you're naked and shoes I understand shoes I get it um I don't like being creeped out because what
00:25:32| you're doing is inadvertently getting into creepy versus scary I don't get scared I'm like never scared like it's crazy stuff goes down and I'm not scared um somebody pops out not
00:25:45| usually scared I'm like God ah you thought it we go but I I can get creeped out pretty easily you felt down here after looking around I do this often I do it often
00:25:57| yeah I don't know I getting noises I get unnerved noises somewhere it shouldn't be um it's always like the noises that are human-made like there's not a frequency to them there's just like a
00:26:10| little like jostle and it stops like a testing noise is that is it a human noise though couldn't an animal do that I mean I could live here like a mother weirdo hello you're home alone like I'm
00:26:30| getting like goosebumps ein creepy gets me do you know do you think you can sense that on your skin do you think because like sharks have that magnetic field they can kind of sense things that
00:26:41| are not electromagnetic all right and do you think we put off a little bit of that I think so if you were to have somebody around you you kind of have a sense of them
00:26:50| if someone's within like five feet of you I think you know they're there they're all right is this thing real someone's watching you feeling is it real definitely your weight
00:27:01| scientifical alright anecdotal if you're looking at somebody and you're staring them down usually if you're checking on the woman on the kind of a say who who's checking them out but they usually can
00:27:14| sense that you're there getting checked out and they'll look back I think scientifically is anyone gonna study on it I almost wanna let's find this out and come back with a
00:27:22| clarification because I want to know because that that gets a little bit into six cents extra sensory perception ESP sure isn't is it real paranoid as if it's it's real than ghosts are real
00:27:38| would you say that I don't know I remember I've heard people that I know are susceptible to that can't complete it yeah people that are susceptible they like to tell those stories and like when
00:27:53| grandparents passed away lights flicker or they could they hear word one of the things that creeped me out was like my mom told me to say the name like what like guardian angel what's your name
00:28:05| you're supposed to say it out loud and then you wait and then in your head there's a name that pops in there which is kind of like you're triggering yourself to say a name sure sounds it
00:28:14| sounds pretty but it you know like yeah come on this is a real is I'm gonna think it up yeah good so I have you ever done that before no I won't do it you got me looking around yeah but I did it
00:28:26| and the same name pops in my head every time I do it I guess the first time it does it it sets that moral pathway and you're right right on the game stuff what's the name Helen sounds weird
00:28:36| that's crazy huh dude you're gonna you're gonna do it on to Mike yeah hold on so I don't tell me before I do it where I'm supposed to be mine breathe deep and I'm supposed to say out
00:28:50| loud right Carly you want talking you gotta give me a few seconds guardian angel what's your nature yeah stop talking for a second or I'll do it guardian angel what is your name
00:29:03| I didn't get a name but I thought of max hmm I am grandmother's dog huh he goes to get a your spirit animal no it's so weird I haven't talked about max in time I was five they just had a German
00:29:26| Shepherd mix that um he used to chew up every Sunday's parish bulletin from church huh the held him back that's what he did he was a good dog and I was the first grandchild born then I would walk
00:29:41| I was just tall enough where I could walk upright and I would be under the table and he would follow me around and I would pet him and laugh and chase him around he chased me but he died by the
00:29:52| time I was like four or five but it was like the first dog it was over my friend because we didn't have dogs before that so shout out max or just me thinking of Max and I miss our though I mean twenty
00:30:06| something years I don't know if it's I don't know that I mean there's obviously no truth to it that you can ride difficulty frame but there's so many heavy being about it if I I try and
00:30:17| shoot myself and solid a Mack stops it I'll do it on camera okay I will do it on clown doesn't okay okay okay mr. tough guy mr. legalese you're worried about us
00:30:28| getting sued and get some good ratings from suicide oh my lord yes don't do that that's terrible I can't believe you thought it and it said that loud on a public venue well hold on
00:30:51| she's changed her sting he's thinking it is a natural thing yeah the possibilities of life a little bit one of the creepiest or scariest things is when you're it's called the
00:31:05| high ledge with a loved one hypothesis so you go one to like a really high cliff face or you're on one of those this is the tallest building in Manhattan this is the tallest building
00:31:18| in East Germany this is tallest building and whatever you go somewhere and you go out on one of those little precipices and you're like with your loved one what's funny is how often if you're with
00:31:30| another person you can think how easy it would be to push them this is a real thing like people think it like 90 percent of people who are on this will think it even when there was someone
00:31:42| they loved like extremely and it's weird why would you think that except that your brain does a lot of instinct calculations at all times I guess they're thinking they could push you
00:31:56| make it try to make they've both thinking the same thing exactly so your instinct is to be wary of that and then if you're wary of that you also realize you could do the
00:32:07| same to them so you don't purposely think of a thing and it just occurs to you it's like a natural thing so you're saying that more creative people are better murderers I think you'd get
00:32:21| caught pretty pretty easily from doing that you just see them on an easel painting with their blood it's a beautiful sunrise creative people murdering I think that
00:32:33| you're but you're out thinking the other person because human beings are the most dangerous thing on the planet like almost falling I well they've killed the most species of any other
00:32:43| species hmm so if you're gonna be fearful of something you'd better be human beings except germs whoa oh my goodness mind blown yeah sort of the population
00:32:57| the world was killed with the pike death right that's just one urine one Jarmusch but it was fostered by people spread by people if you didn't come into any and ran right right to the people same thing
00:33:15| I'll give Tom come the other interesting thing about on the high ledge with love one hypothesis was this this one doesn't involve up one I guess when you're at a really high ledge do you often feel like
00:33:32| like you're dizzy of all like I can I better not jump like this is the funniest one I better not jump when you analyze that do you often jump like when you're walking somewhere even if it's
00:33:47| like a two foot oh are you like I better not jump I think you know and no one would jump no one would lose their balance you're literally where you're standing I
00:33:55| know it's the edge of a precipice but that edge has the exact same bounce statistics somewhere in your goddamn living room right you have a little loose gravel there and someone could
00:34:07| maybe push you or bump you by accident or you could like trip over your shoes that's different why didn't you think of that when you're in your living room and everything like
00:34:14| that because if I have a kill you so that's the whole thing if the fear kind of makes you weird kind of creeps you out right so if you fell off the edge and you tumble down and somehow I did so
00:34:30| for a second here so you fell down and somehow you landed so that your face landed right on your crotch after your pants got ripped off and it looked like you died fellating yourself if you could
00:34:44| come back to life just to change your death position but it would send you to hell would you do it well because that's out here I mean really that's legendaries like he died doing what he
00:35:00| loved himself orally do you think the workers come in and separate you from yourself or do you think they just keep you curled up they get you on the gurney on the cops dude they don't even touch
00:35:14| you dude they're like this I'm taking a picture with my snapchat filter because I already used nap chat I got to either posted my story or send to my friends I can't just yeah I want it to be that you
00:35:26| know your thumb sending that one to my friends you're down in the morgue with the sheet over you and your parents come in and they say we need you to identify the body that is - thanks they're both
00:35:42| is yeah case closed check his delts they look like his dad's that's not yeah they're muscular that's all I got dude got a run with it I wanted to touch on Stephen King the king
00:36:01| right goosebumps I believe right that's uh Aurel Stein I have to make sure you I'm offended I know you were Stephen King said there are three times of scary in his opinion we're getting into a
00:36:16| little Vsauce information cover for the Vsauce episode why are things creepy vsauce is a great follow he keep remote us actually he thinks were even better follow I wouldn't say that but Vsauce is
00:36:31| an entity right so it doesn't really think or feel right so we're probably better we're covered legally but he does a good episode called wire things creepy and he talked about the Stephen King
00:36:44| thing I'm about to tie he said there are three kinds of scary gross out which is like gore cube of stuff going on people covered in blood all on your skin horror which he said was like an unnatural
00:36:58| state of affairs like a spider that's eight feet tall haha grotesque weird that's weird that's weird that's unnatural and he said terror which is a fear that can't be
00:37:10| substantiated it can't be explained like if you went home this is the exact example so I feel corny saying it but he went to your home and you found that every single thing in your house had
00:37:23| been replaced by something looked exactly like it oh would that be weird how would you know exactly that's what's creepy that it's like creepy is the word I guess looks very similar eerily
00:37:38| similar yeah help how messed up would you'd be age like your glasses were like a little different you're like well I would take all our glasses and replace them with other classes is it the same
00:37:51| as sixth sense when she leaves the kitchen after making a meal for her son and then she comes back a second later and all the cupboards are open and the drawers are split out that's terror yeah
00:38:02| that is terror yeah she's just like hers a weird feeling dude she done plays it to she's like what are you looking for a of course anyway nobody knows so terror is a weird thing that he said and I
00:38:15| don't know that I D agree or disagree lies in the uncanny valley you know that is not okay so for awhile experts were making cartoon pornography I know you've never even heard of it I don't know is
00:38:31| this called hentai check it out I've no idea anyway what's crazy is the more life like it peers people yeah yeah yeah you get to a point where it's so
00:38:45| lifelike but the fake that it creeps people the FL I think you've created in this genre here you could have hentai porn that turns into real porn and then people are
00:38:58| just discussing it so the middle cross they cross the lines is here no that area in between is terrifying it's scary if you you start to see the pimples on my forehead no no it doesn't
00:39:12| look right can you google this is a little different but of the same genre a teddy bear with a full set of teeth oh boy you're making me a search here house is
00:39:25| do you love his search searched your favorite thing uh-huh what I'm getting at oh is it as an a I get closer closer to you it's cooler and cooler and core and then it reaches
00:39:35| threshold where it's like one time it's two reasons like a real set of teeth on this thing yeah they surgically did it I think for like a robot law I don't fund settling it's unsettling
00:39:50| isn't it yeah it's pretty freaky I don't like click it not you know you can't I mean it needs it's there it's there I understand I know our audience could see it I didn't know if that was
00:40:03| one of those things we can't do that everything on podcast it's difficult but I understand they're easy to be had like animals with human body parts like the eagle with feet the human feet fit
00:40:18| landed on your shoulder and was like massaging your shoulder with its feet you you gotta be freaked out I I would be forget if it really happened to me but it's a drawing so I don't think elsu
00:40:33| anyway they've done - did you have any top creepy movies there's the scary movies so I'll define a scary thing as physical whoa oh my god it jumped out of their
00:40:45| house scared out of me and creepy is a more unsettling psychological thing I've got one okay guy Nightcrawler you ever heard about that one it's with John
00:40:58| Jake Gyllenhaal yeah he's a like a nighttime video reporter he sells his his footage I like see this oh good oh this is an excellent movie he'll like adjust the bodies if he's found a wreck
00:41:12| before the cops get there and make it so it's more I say film attic photograph like more crazy weird more newsworthy make sure you can like see everything in the frame and then towards the end he
00:41:26| sets it up so that like horrible things go down and he has a partner and he sets his partner up to die so he could film it sorry spoiler that's awesome
00:41:38| but he has no remorse whatsoever and he manipulates people like no other is he successful yes very soon hell yeah he's pretty success over everything else even human compassion that dark yeah that's
00:41:49| like that's that's creep oh you know what's funny then so the next movie one-hour photo Oh oh man Williams sociopath dude nothing will get me more than the scene where I
00:42:02| know he loves this woman and he's like following her and he develops all her film because remember he had bring your camera and so the CBS sort of bright eight or whatever all these brand new
00:42:12| stores yes and then they developed the film for you and give you your prints that's how it worked well he was so in love he knew the kid's name he knew her name the husband's name he knows
00:42:21| everybody and I know he's like kind of over the line a little bit he'd like notices whether she's gaining weight or not like whether she has you know you get your eyebrows waxed you know he's
00:42:33| kind of looking he's like wait he's like really into her yeah he's into her yeah and it's problem Williams who's usually comedian he's like he's got thick brows he's very he doesn't laugh s'appelle
00:42:46| choose Adam that's weird and then we see his house where all the photos he's developed of this one family he pronounced and lined his walls with them full off pudding how do you know
00:43:04| that how do you know that at a time people that they they have somewhere to creepy fetish that affects you indeed yeah like honestly I've no idea that that's creepy creepy to me is actually
00:43:15| scary scary is like I you got me dude you jumped out of the the shark so the jaws yeah sorry people that stand too close to you or breathe on you or maybe they you know squeeze your bicep
00:43:29| or say hi hey like they do strange things that just like they cross the line a little bit but they know the boundary enough well enough that they can cross it come back they tiptoe are
00:43:39| they doing it on purpose or they don't know I think they don't know usually oh that's what made some creepy yeah they knew and did it anyway yeah but that's your perception of them right i but no i
00:43:51| think you can tell if someone did it not knowing like they're like an idiot they're like not they're not feeling the social boundary and to keep fighting in their head against it it'd be another
00:44:01| thing entirely if that person stepped over the social boundary and squeezed her arm that was like that's a beautiful by step and then step back and I was like like I wouldn't be able to talk
00:44:15| about it every like I get it come I got I got dinner ready for the kids I'll catch you later bro that's creepy creepy gets me more than any other things that's just come to one
00:44:28| of those situations where if you're coming up to like a co-worker who doesn't pay as like they're focused on the computer and you're behind them like you're really supposed to like I don't
00:44:36| like makeup yeah imagine you only step a little bit you don't need to come over and just like tap them cuz that they jump and freak out we do you know you're supposed
00:44:45| to do before you go buy a bathroom or not the bathroom or buy a bag they walk by a bathroom like if I saw a little bit then Enola Gay oh it's a single bathroom I'm at one one has a door and a toilet
00:44:58| and that's it not like a bathroom has nine toilets and urinals genetic data critical single all right you everything you see the door close do you know what people do and I've noticed this is the
00:45:08| knocker they paste awkwardly right on the door finally snip you do that before you approach a band and don't hit one man check it out I'm gonna write a book about it kokes
00:45:19| you're not really sniffing you're just making it sharp inhale to make a sound / if it smells of shit what's going on there you don't have the nice new surroundings yeah weird last thing I'm
00:45:35| really were to touch on you can touch on like eight other things yeah mine was what we're kind of talking about urban legends a little bit oh yeah sure I talked to her with are you afraid of
00:45:47| dark he's kind of urban legend telling we talked about it in the last episode on huh the coolest thing about an urban legend is there's no there's no Google for it eating pop rocks and makes your
00:46:02| comic burst stomach Persis soda soda it was so doc yeah yeah no see hi well I don't have individual ones like flash your headlights at a guy who didn't have his headlights on and he'll turn around
00:46:13| and follow you until he kills you like one with a microwave yeah if you microwave your baby for more than thirty seconds my god that's terrible why did I laugh from the high elf does
00:46:27| he say baby it's I'm supposed to say oh god you would never do that I would never do that we would never do that hold on I saw this online I didn't know would you microwave your baby for one
00:46:43| second not for a million dollars a million a million that's I would've hurt him I don't know I'm gonna I would never move on my child is so evil mm yep man I did and they didn't even send me the
00:47:02| money but uh who are they an Egyptian Prince yeah why are you looking at Berber religions like did you lose money in that exchange yeah I sent in five hundred thousand dollars I figured the
00:47:13| other 500 doesn't cover all the money pills from the brains that you just one sec someone I don't even know I know I did I feel like no but uh no I don't know these are real or cottages
00:47:30| well we mentioned a little before but I think you knew it read it as a no sleep category yeah where it's like it's like about people moving a little too fast on chasing down the sidewalk maybe they
00:47:43| smile at you they give like an extra-long gaze make your way back it's amateur it's amateur urban legends a little bit right yeah some were good enough initially making the story's a
00:47:54| movie some some saw some are really good some of them made it to movies you're correct I was gonna tell everyone my favorite one hit it search-and-rescue stories from the wilderness it's written
00:48:08| from the perspective of someone who does search and rescue party stuff out in like the park ranger stuff like I'm a park ranger in Wisconsin I'm a park ranger in Oregon we have a 39 acre
00:48:19| forest sometimes we have to go in and find people these were my favorite once though um they're called search-and-rescue ready no sleep you type that in you find all of them I
00:48:30| think it's only like six or eight or whatever if I spin off that one does the reason they're so cool is someone really short it's like me and a guy were working on telephone poles and we had to
00:48:40| stay by the road would go off nail in go back to the road go off nail in direct to the road one time we come to one and I heard a sound so loud I couldn't hear anything I turned to the guy and he said
00:48:53| I can't hear either and they both were like what the hell it was just a weird hum and they both were like and they both ran back to the car when I'm right back to the car they looked and like
00:49:04| eight trees got knocked over you know hundred yards away and that all it is is just this little road no one will go down these two guys who had part Hansel on it came here does this weird humming
00:49:15| buzzing Santa's just crazy lab and they looked and then they turn around and heard a big boom and like all these nails were shot under their vehicle and then everything stopped
00:49:26| they could hear fine everything was fine those trees were down and they looked around they couldn't find anyone and they finished that that like they didn't finish they were like we're going back
00:49:34| to the shop like we're done and I'd be like that's it that's pretty messed up story what's crazy is they all are kind of like that it's like a real short story
00:49:44| it doesn't really there's not a lot of fact not just in a moment yeah it's like weird stuff where you can't explain something my favorite though is that all this guy from his
00:49:56| perspective it's the same writer every time they did a story where if you ever come across a staircase in the middle of the woods don't go near and don't ask anyone else about it and me reading I
00:50:09| was like so apparently like in these eight to six stories or whatever like a couple times you come across a story where it's like yeah we found a girl who died she was like eight you know I got
00:50:23| lost her parents freak accident fell down you know part of her body was picked up by wolves like it's pretty gross stuff like not gonna go into detail when we clean it up and then
00:50:33| right in the distance I could see one of those staircases I said chief why do we have to should we check out maybe she was over there look at this staircase there's no house there
00:50:42| it's just a staircase it goes up like in don't ever ask me again and they cleaned up and they know they're clean up this dead body the girl you tell parents are they left and he never got to this photo
00:50:56| circus my brain literally going down he just goes up it's an upstairs it just goes on it's like a stone staircase in the middle of woods like in the middle of the woods there's no other house
00:51:12| there's no other construction it's just a staircase and to this day that still got me like thinking about it and I'm like nice and I guess that's part of being creepy there's an on and after
00:51:24| election you know there's an unnatural unnatural and it's not answered like they don't tell me what it is portal to another world or a warlocks build it or something would be it would only do
00:51:34| brain rate runs wild with imagination your brains the scariest thing of all right so you don't think it's human because you don't you know say awesome once I built that no reason why I'm sore
00:51:47| is it you committed it it's like super weird humans and now I'm like whoa holy folks Alan oh that's where I go with creepy and shout out that reddit like
00:52:00| series opposed to y'all should check it out but yeah this lip I read one from somebody like walking in an urban area and someone walks by them on a sidewalk going opposite way and just stares at
00:52:13| them and smiles at them and then after they cross paths the stranger goes the other side of the street and then goes in the same direction but is walking like their pace and then they
00:52:27| look back again and he's like way ahead and then like the next time they look he's crossing back over to come back to that side of the sidewalk so it's like but like who there's no logical reason
00:52:40| why someone would double back yeah so it's like what do you do answer would you stop moving do you cross the street like that you gotta you gotta play his game a little bit right I guess I mean
00:52:52| otherwise you gonna be a pretty confident person not to yeah just keep walking start running he's faster than you he's already outpaced you by a lot well he he
00:53:03| was running you're walking but it seems like it was like in a very short timeframe so it seems like he can sprint faster than you could sprint am i width but with my girl can't defend
00:53:16| yourself - I mean like I could run and be like ah pusher hopefully there's like a clip nearby ya know pretty stuff dude quick hide in the staircase in the new channel it transports into the woods
00:53:32| maybe creepy stuff I blow say I can read the scariest thing I read today what's happened not too long it's like pretty short mm-hmm slaw pudding gets me a little scared I get all nudie here I
00:53:59| kept the same shirt on since relationships yeah I was wondering if you have a babe yeah I have one five Americans will be diagnosed with skin cancer if it gets worse skin cancer
00:54:15| is diagnosed more than all the other cancers combined huh oh dear people with American flag shirts tend to get skin cancer more than other people this is a problem this next one is a
00:54:31| problem the risk of melanoma doubles if you've had over five sunburns in your life Wow you know many sunburns you've had in your life
00:54:42| is it by because mine sure as hell is five yeah I would say I'm right about by one I might be at four that's why I live my life inside of houses and the Skin Cancer Association is that I think I
00:54:58| think I made a month but whoever doesn't want you have skin cancer they recommend you use SPF 15 daily if you go outside at all even if it's not the Sun bit just put it on your skin please keep yourself
00:55:10| safe I don't grease you though last of all 23 percent of your lifetime exposure to the Sun will happen by age 18 assuming an 80 year lifestyle makes sense it does it's a little higher than
00:55:25| the age would assume but you're probably showing more skin pre 18 yeah and you know shout out keep showing skin if you're exactly 18 except if you're on a nude beach and you're very very old I
00:55:41| said 18 exactly oh then yeah show yourself off yeah I was gonna say pre 18 but I was like no room cancer that would think exactly good so I guess we love to do a little light-hearted stuff please
00:55:55| do I'm watching this show called mega foods which is where they produce a lot of different food and like a grand scale and one of them was thinking Switzerland they make food for the airlines and I
00:56:09| guess what is the deal what they're playing in be they make so they make everything that goes on the airlines and they're running out of things to the film which it happens and almost there
00:56:21| episodes half of it it's an hour long so like what half of it is like replaying and like how are they gonna get this food there but the best part was like the the outro was them shuttling these
00:56:33| little carts of food onto the airplane and they were playing oasis that song fucking in the bushes like famous from the movie snatch yes we're Brad Pitt is knocking out that mofo he
00:56:47| shouldn't be but he bet on himself to win typical gypsy yeah Tiffany's gypos you know you know gyppos Sol always throw it in bills with dues I was placed at your precious booth late
00:57:03| so look up waste is fucking on the bushes if you've never never doing it's a good song and then imagine like any other oasis imagine people loading food onto an airplane but the most boring job
00:57:14| ever [Laughter] what are they doing now loading airline food put on hand it's a good song that's a really awesome someone look it up
00:57:32| someone watch the whole movie snatch just do it what does the old Airmen say and that's on the way there's like an old woman that my voice is over yeah like if you start me up I'll be able to
00:57:47| finish whatever so I saw the movie snatch like Guy Ritchie I had almost every word in the movie memorized I don't have every song in the movie memorized I apologize
00:57:59| mm-hmm we put this festival on you bastards a lot of love we worked one year for you pigs no I guess I didn't have that memorized but that's people load an airline food I was like oh
00:58:13| there's a ripple that song I was like that's amazing and then I found out I found out a new word I've read it on reddit in cell yeah and if I didn't tell it someone who's a
00:58:25| virgin never had sex they're like pale and good you seem like you're gonna correct me no no you're absolutely correct they think I'm they shit on them celibate
00:58:34| right is it was in celibate is that what that is in celibate that's a space one to do it Oh involuntary celibate thank you ha nice a little bit Oh a magic sex with
00:58:45| women but they cannot because they're pale they're all old or weak and they're like anti-woman which is ironic because they when I have sex with their anti-woman
00:58:55| yeah they shit on themselves and put themselves down so they are fearful of women and don't have sex we meet him yeah they hate them even though they want them like they watch the Star Wars
00:59:05| trailer and they're like why is a woman main character this is on Canon like that's then that's involves right there I could see that yeah I was thinking I didn't even look up like the origin of
00:59:16| it I just read the like the quick definition and I thought it was maybe like the opposite of excel like people who excel like are not gonna make up excuses in cells are gonna make up every
00:59:25| excuse in the book to not do something even though they want to also quick shout out a little topic but I got a SmartWatch for a Father's Day wow that looks very annoying to use actually why
00:59:45| didn't you answer my texts didn't you get them on the SmartWatch yeah but you know it's annoying to respond to attacks on a SmartWatch you got a circle the periphery keep spinning it like what it
00:59:58| is um blow into this hole right here we're gonna figure how much well your alcohol level is plus UX 10-under panderer since playing live I check that out later
01:00:11| by the way mm-hmm Tuesday weather uh I think I deleted your things but like I would getting text and all that and I'm like looking at it I'm like I can respond and it's like you pull up a
01:00:21| little menu and to remember the old phones where you have to type in like three four times to get a letter and I was a stylist pop out of the silent thing no that would actually make more
01:00:30| sense yeah or if it came with like sunscreen or something um I spent a lot of time out in the Sun today I neglected my sunscreen and for that paying folks look at it full-blown sunburn might be
01:00:47| dead by tomorrow from Mel now you know yeah he shaved all the hair off that's the reason why you should have left good so hold on check this out look at my face I'm red everywhere right
01:00:57| except here uh-huh I shaved my beard today after my sunburn my beard literally saved my body from sunburn yeah I was gonna make up something cool like I was like eating a
01:01:10| celebrity and his Sun all day not the cases of hope I just I had a beard here to here to here and I got sunburned and it's after noon I shaved my beard and they all looks white and the rest of me
01:01:25| is bright red so alright so we covered fear we talked about dopamine and what a dusty and people are thrill seekers and sunburn yeah haunted houses why people love them unfair not funfair creepiness
01:01:40| not fun creepiness all your solid fingers we did not talk about something I would have ranked him pretty high in creepy level yeah immensely disturbed there's something off-putting
01:01:53| immediately about Salad Fingers by the way he speech was done but it's not threatening right it's not the weirdest part about at all creepiest things are not threatening
01:02:01| they're like almost threatening like what's the name of the puppet Marjorie Stewart Baxter or something Marjorie Stewart back Marjorie Stewart that good bastard put in a cup a batch or someone
01:02:15| Cumberbatch you taste like sunshine dust the rest uses like - I like the way they [Music] know Jason camber Dale Harrell it was Hubert Hubert over there he would come
01:02:35| for Dale he would come but there Jeremy Fisher he asked a little boy to come help him with his oven yeah who's got a fishy fish in the other rather in the back its Robin back
01:02:58| then he wakes up he wakes up and the kid is must've fallen into the oven we're just freakier than putting him in the other okay oh wow that's the freakiest thing ever whoo
01:03:11| every kid who came up with that person great Ajay David first someone David birth fat pie yeah so real quick to wrap this up my my friend will call him Neb he got really
01:03:27| high for like the first time in his life and he he did sound fingers it'll made him watch salad fingers and freaked min yeah and like he was like screaming turn it off but like he was still in the room
01:03:41| when you get a walked out but he was like you know the next he did it Wow I can understand that it's creepy yeah I wouldn't want to see that oh let him look him up see if we got any new
01:03:59| episodes only cheering man he has four shirts for sale and they're almost $30 good lord man what are you trying to sell 30 dollars what else what else we get about routine environment and being
01:04:21| safe and protected the normalcy of not being afraid urban they are alleging they are we talked with a high ledge thing we talked about different movies we talked about
01:04:34| Vsauce who loves our podcasts we talked about the uncanny valley of pornography and fear everything neck's own death being identified nice parents a member in hand they would
01:04:51| never say it's my son and say okay how couldn't be on that couldn't be no I have no son it's also day 10 of me working out starting to show I don't 11 just help the podcast do you think
01:05:09| people are turning it off right now I think that your price scaring people away and you're locked down you're stuck in a future that you'll never be able to change oh I'm not looking for
01:05:22| extracurriculars I'm just looking for self affirmation is that a thing I love vanity foundation this is where the podcast ends how many times my armpits gonna be sure to say we've hit the
01:05:37| maximum limit we like you a ton good we do like the listeners quite a bit and the Watchers a little bit less because it's not as creepy thanks folks yeah oh good night stay safe
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