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00:00:07| you remember your first drink going to college all that peer pressure drinking more and more first time you drank too much first time you had way too much fun everyone had a party going on which
00:00:20| party you're gonna go to what drinking games did you play to you a little Power Hour that's we're gonna do tonight come on and join us for a nice Power Hour so I'm Dan oh yeah folks we're old friends
00:00:46| dissecting one topic at a time people technology media we've got it all covered each discussion here huh neatly either to our unique perspective taboo forbidden subjects they're all on the
00:00:59| chopping block baby we don't pander to popular opinion we might even get a little bit their space warning this podcast may contain mature language and sexual content and this for
00:01:10| entertainment purposes only so join us have a good time [Music] and 3 2 1 like the olden days I don't remember the last I'm out of power are
00:01:45| honestly its way much more responsibility than I remember yeah I think one extra thing you remember I work on I got Phil I got a unfill so much pressure I work being
00:01:59| young you know that's what I think so you remember your first drink I do it's as it's gonna be when my parents gave me something like a sip of their beer when I was like 5 there's something
00:02:09| Bartleby's and James has a cooler one cool yeah and I know what that is we um my dad used to play softball in a men's league and afterwards they buy a keg and just like 30 to 40 like adult grown men
00:02:25| and like some women would stand around and just crush it try to kill it yeah yeah did that was a my first beer often times yes uh-huh I know that kid you know what it was Oh
00:02:37| Rolling Rock oh Jesus ha ha how familiar hmm yeah tells my first sips of beer right mark Daniel 33 does that mean anything that number that means something I'm pretty
00:02:53| sure I know I've got me birthday cuz I started early on if I was to make a brand I would label it after some grandma and say ever since like 1842 and they'd be like wow this is legendary
00:03:08| after my grandma mom yeah so really this whole episodes about alcohol and general though right yeah well the focus us before we lose focus forever sure go ahead
00:03:19| ok well what I just wanted to kick us off it's a certain holiday right around now um so we like to say the naming of a holiday it's not copyright right it's not copyrighted say Patrick we have to
00:03:31| get out there and be in the bus and just did you go over to st. Patrick's Day bar crawls or anything like that [Music] yeah actually we did one in New Orleans
00:03:45| did you yeah they have a lot of Irish there apparently and it was fun because I guess there's a story they're so used to floats I'm part Irish uh-huh there's you're so used to floats and cleaning up
00:03:56| after parades and stuff that they were throwing like heads of lettuce and they were hitting people that weren't paying attention you know the cabbage forget the cabbage
00:04:05| no I might have a cabbage yeah sorry I didn't taste it though I can't tell the difference though I just know st. Patty's Day is a time where everybody can get like lick rip-roaring drunk for
00:04:15| no reason other than to pretend they're Irish or something like that I guess so yeah everyone pretends Irish she wear green so I did a little research mm-hmm it's st. Patrick it's the
00:04:28| anniversary of his death correct March 17th okay the anniversary of his death it is okay I'm in the minors here we go there you go so what's the big deal well apparently March 17th
00:04:44| is during Lent you know what the rules are going late you cannot eat you have to fast you are not allowed to drink no alcohol so you know what they did st. Patrick was such a badass and a great
00:04:55| guy that they said yo let we're putting lamb on hold for this wicked party we're gonna everyone get rip-roaring drunk you know all the foods you want for this one day it's the Lent exception and the old
00:05:08| apostle of Ireland after he chased out all the snakes yeah you let everyone get really really really really really drunk I just took over from there that's it so is that like right in the middle of
00:05:19| land or is that towards the end against towards the end I'm not a hundred percent sure because Fat Tuesday is like February right morally v I thought oh maybe okay this near the beginning oh
00:05:31| all I know is we put land on hold for one day because we love God we love beer folks yeah but then the whole green is just because it's our Ireland's color yeah what green the orange is national
00:05:48| and why are you sure shamrocks sure it's the national flower my wife is a sham too Bonnie god bless her dude I didn't know she was easy
00:05:57| [Laughter] well that didn't change my answer um the first Irish parade was 1903 and we've been getting drunk ever since there's not beautiful that's fantastic
00:06:11| I guess the dreamer choice now is probably guinness our bombs her car bombs appropriate I don't even know it's like Guinness car bombs yeah well they it wouldn't mean appropriate by them you
00:06:22| know what I mean yeah they're the ones who are affected by car bombs so they say it's okay maybe it is okay what percent Irish are you do you even know I'll gotta pull my beer I gotta think
00:06:31| about it okay I think I'm like 60% of them no yeah the rest of the year I'm like yeah more Irish than Italian believe it or not that's weird cuz I'm like but at 30 percent ish by 25 I look
00:06:46| like my father who looked like his father who was like a hundo Italian so I just kept the look even though I've been bright against it mmm like we're gonna do trying to retweet our thing I never
00:06:59| know where that is oh the direct linking India yeah we're going off the rail here yeah that New Orleans parade thing well it was it was crazy cuz there's just
00:07:12| like mounds of cabbage lettuce whatever it was in the streets just roaming around and when there's just random shit everywhere and when it ended like they just had like dump trucks this like wall
00:07:24| and within like maybe an hour after the parade everything was cleaned up went back to really yeah actually cleaned up or just like mostly cleaned up they know they did a good job they put it back to
00:07:34| the wave was which for New Orleans you know New Orleans yeah I hear you who work mmm much to move okay I'm more yeah more so hang on so I wanted to talk about
00:07:52| drinking in general it's not it's not good for you I think so that one grown glass of wine the night is not that great there's no I think that's okay that study was actually backed by an
00:08:03| alcohol council so I don't know it's a hurry I think in moderation because your body can process one drink an hour yeah so anything over that is like waste embed
00:08:17| an unhealthy but the one drink an hour you could do now you wouldn't want to do it every hour for your whole life it would be weird it's a lot of calories meaning my hour a drink yeah when they
00:08:30| came over the Mayflower apparently that's what they had is to survive they had like potatoes and beer that's all it was I guess that's understandable so it's
00:08:41| like our ability to digest something that most I don't know that most things can digest alcohol no they can't in fact they think it started 10 million years ago
00:08:55| Rod's drug certain group of apes was unable to eat any fruit that was fermented and one group was and I think it's our ancestors so we just so happened to be able to eat fermented
00:09:06| fruits and keep them down and process them for the most part and the other apes weren't so gave us a evolutional evolutionary advantage [Laughter]
00:09:22| the earliest known recipe for beer was in China it was like it's like 9,000 years ago so it's not as old as I was hoping but pre old I'm like what does they make it out of rice rice one day oh
00:09:33| yeah it was rice wine but they wrote it on clay or something recorded beep huh it's a lot burp a lot they're gonna we're gonna run so it looks like a clay pot like I bet it's
00:09:48| like a kimchi style like they put it a clay pot okay dang it clay pot while we're in the ground we have in Django I have a very good yes I bet they put it in a clay pot
00:09:59| in the ground and just let it ferment well probably it's like the easiest way yeah I actually wrote down how they distill each one not to get to grabbing whatever isn't like one of those like
00:10:09| moonshine stills where they heated up and then like the alcohol candy goes that's really close goes down that looks squirrely copper pipe and then drips down and the header
00:10:19| header pipe the long Lea little Idol don't overdo your moonshine as we found out last episode because that can make you go blind mm not true an old wives tale probably more
00:10:31| of a young man's tale you know which how cold we even drink it's ethanol don't the other 103 now call it yeah yes what was it was was last episode I'm talking about there's something questions I will
00:10:51| figure it out by the end no people not gonna go off the rail soon um with beer this is the most common one it's like you you had water grain yeast and hops you kind of mix them together you boil
00:11:03| it and boom so you come with the mash that's like the original one right right no well yeah but you have to cook it like that yeah and boil it you take the grains out
00:11:15| of it and it becomes a wort which is like a boil nasty liquid but I think that stuff is like ripe for yeast to be eaten cursor and you add and you add the flavor which
00:11:25| is like usually hops we find is a really good flavor batter and hops naturally antibiotic or antimicrobial so it keeps everything yeah just by coincidence they found like there all this beer holds
00:11:37| very long so you add all the ingredients that the East is gonna love you cool it down real quick and then you say hey yeast you throw all the yeast in there put a lid on it and then the II start
00:11:50| eating all the sugars and they eat all the hops they eat everything in there then then they poop carbon dioxide and alcohol so that's why you get the bubbles great do they die eventually do
00:12:01| they kill themselves with rodier did they die do they heat it up - I don't I thought there was a heating pigs in them no just in the beginning it takes in like two
00:12:09| weeks and then they usually are dead and that's most of the alcohol is left behind with carbon dioxide which escapes through a little bubbler yeah it was one of the my favorite quotes uh
00:12:18| like last week's reddit someone said every time you cook bread it's like cultivating an entire culture of East like millions upon millions of yeast and killing them all all at once mass
00:12:30| extinction wipe them out and then you could tell you just loaf of bread Oh was the last episode about wow I would start oh my god I knew I've timed in a minute ah you
00:12:44| get good at it that's what happens folks I was like garish yeah well it's like I ever sad about so I have a story too about course I'm gonna segue so somebody said that the
00:12:56| keys to Saturn's are very similar so you can wear a key in almost any Saturn and it will open it up and you can start it with the same way the Saturn does it made any more probably for that reason
00:13:06| but someone said they had a story about how they got in a car that was exactly like theirs turned it on started driving and then noticed like the smell the car was different and then like oh yeah one
00:13:21| thing was missing by the time they got back they had called the cops on that person and they're like no I swear like I didn't steal this car and this is the key he he had that the point to is his
00:13:33| car that looked exactly the same and say I have a clue I have a key and hold on officer I have a Power Hour going on here and say it opens his car and I just took
00:13:46| off with what I thought was my car so that was my story it's actually reasonably legit so I'll bring us back but also include a car story ok so after one of these softball games the coach
00:13:59| will call him clay that's not his real name he was driving home with his buddy now clay headed at the UI I believe when clay got in the car had way too much to drink point oh eight overhead it I happy
00:14:12| at home this is not over day way over so he got in the car he um given his buddy and he said hey you know what I have a DUI can you drive and he was like yeah I guess so
00:14:23| so the buddy finally drove clays in the back seat or the side seat and the guy behind him that's like their high beams on it's like follow him this long drive and drunk they just want to get home he
00:14:34| reaches out the window and he was just giving him the finger like get the fuck out here it was a cop hmm he just kept telling him he know a long time I don't know I have no idea
00:14:46| he rack up all I know is answers only now it's the driver got in big trouble and he said hey can you drive sir to clay and they made clay drive home not all that because he was not
00:14:58| able to drive and he had multiples I believe there are some slick drunks out there that are fully functioning until they hit a certain level and then they probably drop off I actually have that
00:15:08| stat one here oh yeah city the average person drinks I think a few drinks a day but it's thrown off entirely by the people who don't so they broke it down into ten groups okay
00:15:22| Tara's net is 20% 30% 40% 50% whatever that's the this is a study of the amount of alcohol in their blood they need a breathalyzer they don't know you know just how many of them per week no no
00:15:33| study of people that drink per week what they drink Wow first three groups so 30% of the population zero I think is that because they're the religions say they can't
00:15:48| like if you're Muslim you're not allowed to drink they don't write me a reason a valid reason they don't like it it was like oh I like the taste 40th percentile we
00:15:57| drank 0.02 drinks a week so it's probably like a once every that like twice a year party I know - yeah real weak fifty days a week went into week what's that equal over 50 times 50
00:16:11| what's that that's like money that's one so they drink once a year Christmas or whatever what a multiple choice or one drink it sound like it's just one just drinks per week
00:16:21| Wow that's get this next one is point 14 no times 50 with that equals so looks like I drink I drink crazy once a year maybe then we go to 0.63 where 50 percent of the population do oh and we
00:16:37| don't have a lot of drinks in us per week I missed it I missed it the sixth we start really getting some cool numbers here we got two point one seven drinks per week okay these people
00:16:48| weekend a couple times in the weekend point what two point one seven two point one seven okay all right drinks per week what percentage is this because we're we're there 10 20 30 40 50
00:17:05| rap on a long time just gets great ok good way on asymptotic right oh yeah it is so hold on the next group the 80th percentile 6.25 drinks a week and I'm like okay that makes sense I know people
00:17:20| like that right the next group is fifteen point two eight drinks per week and I was like I was like actually I probably close to there like it depends on the week it depends on what's going
00:17:32| on seven days I can break that down to two times a night yeah I can see that that's that's me as well the top 10% is making up for everyone else you want to hear what they drink way too much
00:17:44| seventy three point eight five drinks a week is this why so those that law that you can't buy alcohol on Sunday mornings it's for these people they still buy it they just use it so they brought they
00:18:00| broke it down that top 10% of the United States this is just a US study it's 24 million people they drink three twenty four packs a week or 18 bottles of wine a
00:18:10| week or four and a half bottles of Jack a week holy crap that's that's an absurd amount it's one of the things that if you're addicted if you're an alcoholic you can't cold turkey quit alcohol
00:18:24| because your body will start shutting down shakes dude you get the shakes like your body shuts down your knees actually heal yourself yeah yeah you can go into seizures and stuff so I'm glad we're
00:18:34| doing that during on drinking him yeah this is our downer portion of the episode we get away from this another thing to consider is that on Power Hour without music is weird it kind of is an
00:18:49| add your own hey please do we couldn't for copyright purposes it says 9.8 percent of all deaths among the working class adults are
00:19:01| alcohol-related 9.8% mm-hmm now that includes Falls slippin balls that are drunk any time you get into a police altercation you're drunk an you dying drunk driving there's a lot there's a
00:19:13| lot they to be listed 42 different categories where drinking may have led to your death I look Wow so the legal limit is 0.08 which takes about four to five drinks for us depends
00:19:24| on light you are is it I think it's like three all right depends on it depends because most of those people are being calculated as like a hundred pounds like if your girl or 60 if you're a light
00:19:36| weighted guy okay and the ones that I have nice at 0.15 blood-alcohol content you are three hundred and eighty times more likely to be in a fatal crash than you are sober make sense yeah for
00:19:56| impaired driving is bad I came up with some of them in 2016 you had to guess it's actually a lower number than I thought it's ten thousand five hundred people died ten thousand five hundred
00:20:07| just from driving drunk driving and driving that's it's kind of low right it's been it's high it should not right per year it's well then again if you break it down how many a day though
00:20:19| that's kind of bad let's be a thirty a day that's like one in each state almost right that's pretty good yeah that's pretty bad yeah it's not good now interestingly enough DUI arrests are way
00:20:36| way way up there arresting you if you smell like alcohol if you're above them scientific measured point they arrest you for that don't say that you've been drinking I'll
00:20:49| say hey I had one dragged over there but I'm fine they're gonna pull you out of the corner arrest you yeah my own lawyer friends so that you don't say anything you just say I need my lawyer yeah but
00:21:03| isn't that a bad time it's like it is but it you might if you are under the info you should always default to the lawyer that's a good point
00:21:11| you ever get pulled over while drinking not while drinking no speeding tickets yeah I don't know I mean I wasn't this one go which one so no no me my sister used to play on the same like hockey
00:21:27| team she was like near my age and we would drink after the game so we were leaving and I think we thought there was like a cop blockade turns out it was a broken water pipe where they were just
00:21:37| hanging out he hated you freaked out well she was under 21 and I was over 21 and she were all drinking we all did I I took I was in the lead so he cut over a median and just went the other way
00:21:52| cop sauce chase us down and pulled her over she's under 21 and she said I only had one beer she said that well I think I think I think he figured it out I'm actually
00:22:06| trying to remember the story right and I I went around the block and I texted her and she's like I got pulled over but wha so I pulled up behind them and like clean it with my car I was like I was
00:22:20| like I heard about my sister's here I'm so sorry officer I was like how about I Drive her home and I had one of my friends in my car do this and I was only doing it and I was like can I Drive her
00:22:30| I was I was leak I've only had like two or three beers I mean I wasn't like rules but uh I still remember like he went back to his car and he's like I'm gonna run your IDs if you guys are clean
00:22:42| you drive her car she's not 21 she doesn't have one beer okay I could write you guys up right now I was like thank you so much we're so sorry he went back to his car and she was standing arrows
00:22:54| like pretend him yelling at you she's like why I was like it looks like I'm like good role models and he came back and he was like you drive her you're not allowed to drink drive anymore okay I
00:23:12| see we get you're in big trouble blow by you you're you know whatever and whatever we went on our way and I was like ooh that was scary awesome
00:23:19| through ones where I was drinking but like I had like three or four beers but over a bar over like three hours I'm like is this doing my math in the car you're like oh my god someone get a
00:23:30| calculator don't wanna blow this thing right now I don't know am I good I don't know so have you ever blown into a breathalyzer I have not at all I don't I don't think
00:23:43| so unless somebody have like a toy one they're like hey check this out I found this I don't think that's accurate I probably probably blown into a dozen really from cops yeah yeah but um
00:23:57| talking like at parties and stuff they're busted and whatever are is he usually around you know are going out the back windows and stuff when I yeah but I was like 22 at the time when he's
00:24:08| happening I was like I was just still drinking I was like I have no clue any of these people are all saying like oh you know I was like just turned 21 a year ago
00:24:18| yeah me being a smartass whatever so I had this one I think I turned mm-hmm so I don't even think this is one birthday party so I someone planned a party for me to have at my place which
00:24:30| was a apartment with four guys in it and who it was on Facebook and oh no yeah that's how they they caught on so they had to move it back a week but they had the cops come and check out my place
00:24:47| anyway is this also I did a party one time where someone lit gasoline in front of the apartment like they put it on their homework I guess they were tired of doing homework or so fast it was
00:25:03| there everyone was drunk so they'd let this giant flame that was probably like two stories tall immediately the cops get called cuz someone thinks it's gonna burn down the place and then I wouldn't
00:25:13| I'm the responsible one that answers the door and says I don't know what's going on cuz you ready all dude somehow I mean you're just like oh no
00:25:32| the older so you go stories from college games now save them to the end of the night okay well because I have one more like Rena logical whatever no longer okay I
00:25:50| just want to talk about what goes on in your brain and you do a ton of research but I did a little vacation so that I have you know there's there's blood alcohol it crosses the blood-brain
00:26:01| barrier blood-brain barrier yes it does realtor if you flip it up now that's a real term plug beam okay clear brain barrier what's the what's the this the compound one I was like well he's got
00:26:25| like dsls under that I can't do it come down recipe it is raunchy shut come down they listen to the podcast yeah so I mean I'd the BAC what it does you have lower your inhibitions you get relaxed
00:26:48| your judgments slightly impaired minor and pameron is it reasoning I'm like what are you doing this is that like after par like two drinks for most people mmm
00:26:56| Oh your behavior becomes exaggerated and emotions felt more intensely think alright wait for it there you go I don't I don't remember your memory also goes to I think it does
00:27:18| so I'll come visit your body ten percent of it is it just absorbed by your stomach and stuff and turned into nutrients ten percent of it that's amazing you only get ten percent of the
00:27:29| drunk alcohol what are you drinkin no no you convert ten percent into actual food or drink like a normal a normal thing you eat on the rest goes to your liver and gets broken down well firstly goes
00:27:42| in your small intestine which actually first it has to go to your pyloric valve that's the valium in the bottom here oh my yeah well opens let things in and out quiet there's a
00:27:52| reason no there's a reason there's a reason when we were wieners we had to take alcohol classes when you were wieners waiter waiters okay server yes I lick
00:28:04| the can so do you know why you don't get drunk as fast on a full stomach it's literally they do your 13 times yeah no no sir pylori valve doesn't open well it doesn't let that much throw it
00:28:20| once you will get the same amount of drunk on an empty stomach and a full stomach if the full stomach just takes longer and spaces it out over a wider time frame so here's no full digestion
00:28:30| system knowing like you're working out because your breaks everything down so small but the alcohol will be separated anyway it's not like just alcohol goes right in here and does this but alcohol
00:28:42| a loaf of bread uh uh sneaks right by no one even knows you didn't make sense what it is is your food sits on the bottom of your stomach you get a full stomach you're only letting small
00:28:51| amounts through at a time through that valve huh so all that alcohol and everything's still sitting in your stomach it's not it hasn't made its way into your bloodstream yet now its paces
00:29:00| it out over a longer period of time giving you more time to process it but like we said in the biz just because there they had three or four drinks and they're not showing any signs of
00:29:10| impairment to say a lot to eat that alcohol will eventually make its way into their small intestine where it is eventually filtered out into the blood and makes its way to the bringing that's
00:29:19| where alcohol does all its dirty work in the brain folks it messes with your neurons it messes with different parts whoo brain and that's where we get the different effects it starts at the
00:29:30| frontal cortex what alcohol does is we have two kinds of that we have two kinds of neurons essentially glutamate which are the excitation ones they like tell you to go they tell you to do they work
00:29:48| around and gather mmm gamma dabbas are the inhibitors they actually tell your brain to stop slow down let's our time here so the gaba czar like hey hello wait stop and the glutamates are
00:30:03| like let's go let's go and want to keep moving we're going hi Ron eclis enough do you know what alcohol increases gaba which is your inhibitors you're like wait a minute I'm all inhibited Lee I'm
00:30:17| inhibited too they can I drink it like clog them how does that work there you go so everyone's like my inhibition goes off that chains well actually what happens is your gaba
00:30:28| goes off the chains so gaba tells your brain to stop slow down stop slow down stop so what happens is you're telling different parts your brain to stop like a ton of crossies processes in your
00:30:44| brain is stopping a lot of social checks a lot of things that aren't important to you so the only thoughts that are travelling quickly and clearly a really basic thoughts oh yeah yeah oh is that
00:30:57| girl give me that taco I got yeah yeah these are the three other thoughts are getting stopped like like should we do this in societal hierarchy what I'm this person's boss and this persists that
00:31:09| thoughts getting stopped that's getting shut right down because we don't have time for our brain slowing down different parts we're slowing down that thought we're inhibiting it so
00:31:20| essentially with the gaba going up we feel less we think less we notice less and we remember less so essentially when you're getting drunk you're thinking clearly it's very clear because there
00:31:31| aren't many thoughts that are traveling not as as many but they're mostly about nothing hmm they're about the most inane things most yes they are basica phone ever was on your mind yeah which is what
00:31:44| sex food water and bowel movement one it sounds like one two three four yeah I'll take it the other thing you mind is it um while all this is going on dopamine is being released in large quantities
00:31:58| baby euphoria spread that euphoria all the way around baby I'm feeling good yeah aren't you oh you don't like dopamine run around in a your boom
00:32:09| except to a certain level and then you start to feel depressed right um I think just you said so much that you're so different parts your brain shut down in order like I think your frontal cortex
00:32:20| is like the first to kind of get inhibited that's your complex thoughts and stuff then we get to the cerebellum I think which might be like your balance and your like coordination more basic
00:32:32| Samuel sloppy and then I think and then I think we shut down parts that like control digestion and stuff and we're just like vomiting and throwing up everywhere we're really poisoning
00:32:39| ourselves so you got like uh what a point 0.13 is a gross motor impairment lack physical control blurred vision major loss of balance and then euphoria is reducing becoming dysphoria a state
00:32:54| of feeling unwell or dizzy it's the number what's the number at that in it this is a point 1 3 c1 3 is where we start I guess would be like and for me it'd be like 10 drinks almost
00:33:05| geez I don't remember the last time I had 10 drinks it's been a long time right - Collin once in a while I can make three really strong drinks and then uh it's still like with it
00:33:21| he makes drinks which anything I can make a fourth come on Saturday yeah but I do like coke and rum or something like that I'm not doing no months I can't do it I can't do cocoa
00:33:34| roaming dark no yeah which comes dandelo which drink change stomach anymore it's like for me tequila sunrise huh that was like a college thing and then coke and rum
00:33:49| the captain yeah okay Bacardi's better than I know I don't know man I have some weird experiences with bacardi rum and cola I think our Coke product there was a thing where if you tilt your head back
00:34:10| in a chair and someone pours both of them in without ice or anything like a like a two-liter bottle soda and a ha container of alcohol did this and then swallow it while your neck
00:34:21| was like this you wouldn't taste it was a real thing so in Mexico for one of my spring breaks we went down to like we cross the border and like right over the border there's a
00:34:33| bunch of bars one of the bars had a barbershop chair that spun and they would spin it while they were putting tequila down your throat same idea player lean back yeah exactly
00:34:48| yes she didn't taste it so you could just keep drinking it Oh tequila does something weird to me that was quite a night tried don't we can I mention before should I mention it I'm
00:34:59| waiting for the next end I don't know I think I should so one of our friends in the group of probably eight guys was diabetic and the next club we went to was all mixed drinks purely sugary
00:35:10| drinks and he just went out so he got so out of it and he needed medical care and we had to carry his body like five or six of us back to the border and as we're doing it the cops think he's been
00:35:25| shot or something so there are people like pulling on the side of the road like a minivan pulled up and they opened up the door and they're like get him inside we need to take him to the border
00:35:35| and once they realized that he was just drooling like vile and puking they're like no now you can just do carry him good luck so we ended up getting him over like the little bridge and putting
00:35:48| him into an ambulance and then going back and drinking but he was okay it's one of the things it's just like I can't believe that happened and if he went to a like a Mexican hospital like do you I
00:36:01| feel like you lose organs like that would be I wouldn't want to wake it makes a phenomenal I know well they could handle a diabetes thing maybe I'm not I'm gonna do like any kind of
00:36:12| surgery on me but they can give me an EpiPen they can give me a medicine for a hangover they can do those kind of things I don't know I'm just not you know I guess it depends II I don't I
00:36:26| know wouldn't I wouldn't want it good want you to carry me Nick that's what I'm telling you I can work on you'll be you'll be pulling me slowly as like dragging me up
00:36:39| yeah yeah what um where does I was trying to link this thing still we're like halfway through the episode yeah we yeah what you got I'm trying to have link it
00:36:54| I'm trying to promote it I'm trying to whatever oh I found us oh I found us I'm not without the tweet that's right - yeah it doesn't show up like whatever sometimes it misses it and hold it and
00:37:08| then like a holiday tour at public anymore okay you just tweet there and on check out okay I did I did I did I checked it yeah I actually picked up my phone for a reason I was going to share
00:37:24| with you the other cool thing about the word trunk is it has a million synonyms and they're hilarious most of the time let's get shit-faced oh you did you said that before we started airing and you
00:37:41| were like I'm like we use that language jus do you Clank your cup anyway there's something gorgeous and cute about the British terms for drunk and like the British idea of drunk what are the
00:37:56| British terms for drunk I don't know but I'm gonna go through 365 words for drunk and we're not I'm not gonna say mall but I'll price a good number of them just the good ones adil ankled badgered been
00:38:10| jacks bashed battered befuddled be buggered hunger day I like that one bent besotted that's good vivacious bibulous lacked out bladdered
00:38:23| blasted blathered and wasted blitzed blue turd oh my god that's a good one blotto I'm belittled as an owl boiled as an owl that Sal's get oil
00:38:39| from the UK Willie Earl wheeler out earlier Tom's boozy Bosco absoluto I'm gonna start saying that bosque oh you're so bossy me man with some you boskie yeah buckles buttered buttoned buzzed
00:38:58| cabbage I'm gonna start using a heavy I'm gonna bring like leaves of cabbage and just smash it in people's faces you cabbage man Chevy taste mmm crunk rocked crapulous
00:39:13| decimated well we know that mean yeah one end he'll take I'm sure yeah it's it's orderly drunken drunk elevated I never know one matched you for fact that's fleeing you know flee murd I like
00:39:32| that one your dear list is getting shittier as it goes some writer you got lazy halfway through I'm telling you dude no that's mmm cooler on the floor that's good fried fuddled full of
00:39:45| loudmouth soap added came out glorious goosed goosed dubbed guttered half cut half in the bag half cocked yeah seized over hammer blowed hammered
00:40:01| hanging I've got a close look at the footpath haha that's good having a Jag on having the whirligigs high higher than a kite hooched up hosed
00:40:13| howling in your cups in abstinent inebriated any bris in empted switch rent intoxicating after what I mean yeah the in temp and temperate I think I just said it wrong shit juiced kippered come
00:40:34| flag dr. brand I like angered throw I left lashed leathered legless only a little exuberant I know almost good but you know alright lubricated wash Mandaue
00:40:49| mangled gnashed maudlin mad marry minced minging Madhwani I'm skipping some Narn is less 365 so you could say it one day every day year of you stick cated off your trolley off
00:41:10| your pickle off your face they're good on a bender out of control blah blah blah paralyzed banks pixelated never heard that plotzed postulant primed razzled ravage dratted rico shit
00:41:28| scattered seeing double sewed up shit shit face shithouse slizzard flopped up spas old smattered snob old snockered sodden spaced spangled splattered boggled squiffy stiff stone stonking
00:41:51| Stosh Asst totalled toasted Trollied troubled trouser bird tweets twisted twizzle eyes are good unn sober warped wasted well eid Winehouse wiped out rekt zombie
00:42:08| its own zonked and zoo that's a mandarin term i'm not really sure what pronounce it hmm so I guess anything could really mean that you're wasted you could probably tell somebody there bottled we
00:42:24| used like we used to make oh my god we made one up chalk outline yo he's so talk outline he's dead we were chalked up I guess he's chalked up being like cocaine or
00:42:34| something well we did talked but no it was like her talk outline like he's so dead funny drinking game first person to pass out like at a group party or whatever draw penis on the forehead no
00:42:48| that's that's that's too common we did it to someone who had a job interview the next day and no one told him one o'clock I'm sure in the mirror when he got
00:42:59| changed but it's funny to think he didn't know I'm a fun drinking game is you have the blue tape anyone someone passes out in a couch or son you just surround their body and
00:43:10| blue tape I would picture me stranded in blue no I've never seen that make sure you need to send it it was my facebook profile picture for a while isn't it funny how Facebook has
00:43:21| changed like have died entirely there's sloshed pictures of myself well that was the whole point in the beginning because you could find leghul on facebook that were college-age it was only available
00:43:33| to people in college yeah so it was a we could recreate a Facebook for just college people how's it called hook-up calm or something hmm tonight because I mean I like writing on
00:43:46| walls like what you doing tonight lol that's a great joke like it would be like literally come parties events on the 105 you going to 105 later yeah I mean like people would ask people at it
00:44:02| was a different time you going to Dan's birthday bash yeah here's the address cops don't show thanks guys so I still remember the first card game we're gonna get into games you play with
00:44:14| your drum yeah yeah Mike King's Cup do a nice app or you do a little ironing stuff do you want to discuss the rules to King's Cup cuz everyone discusses mold yes cuz they're
00:44:26| all different right depends where you're from dude I guess I guess so - you three me we ruin it yep me four touch the floor push it put your hand five thumb or five five five five
00:44:43| or floor five high no seemly intimate yes I think make sense six cover your dicks we know because someone would punch you in the balls if you didn't do it
00:44:56| well mostly men yeah seven heaven is the one where we raise her arms so yours is a little different five seven what was your seventh seven new six chicks seven dicks we just kind of didn't have a
00:45:14| rhyme for it so it's dudes like wall most girls warmest dudes sound reason eight was question now in queenless question yeah eight I think it was late you pick someone else to drink with is
00:45:27| that the thing no no I don't know what's dying is nine question I'm gonna look at the rules cuz I don't know it's been a while nice brush up feel crap ten do you know
00:45:47| ten so no I see it was me so you'd pick somebody else dice what's gonna be best for worst cards called the bus to rhyme bus to Ronnie oh yeah absolutely yeah it's not fair because I played one of my
00:46:05| friends was a rapper in college and he it's it's four cards at the 52 yeah but you would minute he was oh my god key right here I'm in Ferguson versus Plessy in one of the rhymes and I was
00:46:18| just like hit like a random rosary drop that at random mmm Becky here's to you jack category yours ten category tennis categories so you'd say what like brands a sexual position I think cereal like
00:46:45| racy we're like kind of cereal oh and then you always have that guy I was that guy that'd be like tricks so what was Jack never have I ever some people do that okay that's why we
00:47:08| got done that do you just do we are say the thumb one some of them I like you could delay it never okay oh you take the jack and then hold it and then they'd be like I guess you kind of knew
00:47:20| everyone like that person had the thumb you like put your thumb on the table and then the last person but there's some on the table I see it I think the interesting one was Queen
00:47:32| we'll get to question yeah you know what I mean and so we like do you know what I mean and then working in a question back to the same why why would I know what you
00:47:43| mean and then it's like I don't know if you're allowed to repeat the question like no you can't the same radius good you person right
00:47:52| it's weird cuz you're ten your human tendency is the answer so I could be like why would he ask me that that was a good one if if you didn't have an answer real quick or a question I missed these
00:48:03| games because I feel like I'm better than they me I don't think and yeah they make you think it can tell the personality of people and everyone was down like in college everyone's like
00:48:13| yeah let's do this and the whole whole apartment comes together and they start playing I mean how many times you get adult life where people are all
00:48:20| captivated by a game for at least an hour he's fine I don't especially OneNeck at it pass it takes you for like the rest of the night slash next day but King how did you play King's Cup you
00:48:36| could pour as much or little of your remember that you don't it'll cut the keys that you have a mix of beers in that King's Cup and then the last person always a sing-bad gets the yeah drink
00:48:47| that bad boy um what's ace that waterfall why I would do waterfall nice okay cool yeah waterfall king stuff next time I'm up there I'm gonna play King's Cup we got some adult games Cup in this
00:49:14| nothing right we're gonna bust Plessy vs. Ferguson for the other games here ya know in the first game I ever played was a weirdest game he would ask you where ever the dealer was uh-huh
00:49:31| red or black so you had a 50% shot I would say red if you're wrong you drink two seconds next person red or black go around once higher lower and you look at the card in front you'd have to pick
00:49:43| higher yeah so you have a pretty good chance spinning on your card right drink if not drink bro um in or out was the next time he went around and it was like is it
00:49:53| inside the cards that you just have because now you have two cards or is it outside those two cards yeah some people have hard decisions other ones are table right right it all
00:50:02| depends on your your hand and then last one was always like name the suit which was like Brandon I guess whatever and at the end of that he put a pile of cards up the river down the river this is
00:50:13| called he put a pile of the cards he had left down down down down down down down down and this pile was give this pile was take so he'd flip them one at a time and everyone wherever cards you had left
00:50:29| he alright whoever had a two now you get to give for two seconds then you point the song and be like oh I got that to drink for toe and then you go to the bottom pile be like whoever has this
00:50:40| card take for two seconds and I'd be like uh I had an ace I an ace so they're drinking then it's four seconds for each card and it's six seconds each cart and then the last one was like finish your
00:50:51| beer or whatever that stupid thing and wait there was one there was one card in King's Cup that was like you can make a rule we changed one of them I was like every time you every time you it's your
00:51:03| turn you hug somebody or something like that wait didn't you do that after I'm like you're president of uh like asshole or something making rules is very
00:51:13| complicated or Eric oh I don't remember asshole but we played it we didn't win but I don't remember okay asshole was crazy because everyone had rules for that too your twos and fours were like
00:51:24| clear number it's like they didn't count so that's why the name of the game is asphalt cuz whoever makes the rules asshole if you played with like crazy hardcore people I went to University of
00:51:36| Scranton all the time they were hardcore into these kind of games like they were like trees I don't know I also do right but it but they treat them like Bible so you go to these parties and life ended
00:51:46| well you have to do every rule like some of the rules were stupid was like at the end you're the asshole until as president it's like hey listen you're not allowed to touch your cards till I
00:51:56| do yeah and then go excuse me and afterwards they'd be like yeah excuse me and then afterwards they'd be like you give me your true best cards and you
00:52:04| better not be lying you'll be like okay what am I gonna do with a five minute Nate are you gonna do with a five minute eight but like there's a little bit of jock culture
00:52:17| that still exists in like competitive drinking games I guess right that's another thing is like other people's apartments in turf oh yeah it's interesting thing you going to Scranton
00:52:30| like you us go out like we would always go to different people's apartments and like those four or five people in that apartment would always have their own set of rules so they'd like boss people
00:52:39| around rules and they'd be like but Emily said and then it'd be like they'd all like come in and be like whoa whoa whoa what are you doing so like you always had like a group of people that I
00:52:48| had each other's backs regardless of whatever was going on you gotta have to it makes sense to me I got nothing against that yeah there's my list you know Jesus
00:52:58| oh you know other other games a year come on oh my god who did did anyone call okay clerks guy quarters I didn't play a lot of quarters yeah I didn't play a lot quarters good I
00:53:10| forget what we had we had like you hit it into a shot glass is ice okay sometimes we had multiple cups I figure what they're like the secondary Cowboys but like my table we play quarters
00:53:22| enough that it had divots in it from the quarters sorry guys and I was good at quarters I don't I don't particularly like quarters I think it's kind of boring because everyone sit there just
00:53:37| like slamming the table over and over again they don't interact but out we played a game called moose it's that seed yeah moose is a 16-ounce can't like one of these bad boys like just props
00:53:51| right here and you put an ice cube tray against it right one side was give one side was take and you would bounce your quarter into the thing huh and if you could get two in the top slot I think
00:54:03| one give you can give someone the whole beer that you were playing with but like when Adam was two four six eight I don't know how many things are an IceCube dry but yeah it's like so the
00:54:15| supplies tester the spoons out when I was remembering was a euchre have you play euchre it sounds really familiar that's like an upstate you know yeah you can work one New York one I don't
00:54:32| remember the rules to euchre I just remember that you had like a spoon and like for some reason you're trying to steal the spoon from somebody else and like the whole point
00:54:42| strike people my ex-girlfriend was big into spoons different versions of spoons so I think there would be cards constantly flipping around the whole table like you pass
00:54:54| cards to people like you'd flip a card take the card flip a card take card and everyone's seated in a circle so like as you're flipping and taking cards you're trying to keep three of a kind or four
00:55:04| of a kind or make a match or a pair or something so that everyone's doing physical activities with their left and the right so much that once someone has made this match whether it's three of
00:55:14| calling for were kind a see I don't remember the role when that card showed up that card will be placed face-up and that person will grab a spoon and now you're still paying attention your cards
00:55:23| you're flipping up you're flipping look and now all the spoons get taken and everyone just freaks out and punches people and you're grabbing a spoon you're reaching over the table and
00:55:30| you're like I need a spoon because there's always one less food than people yeah someone yeah which is like the musical chairs idea yeah with spoons which I mean who gets angry at a spoon
00:55:44| honestly I would I'm for the least aggressive utensil I think I would throw I think I did throws me god damn and he feels stupid immediately as it hits the ground it was like oh no no you didn't
00:55:57| let go [Music] so do you might touch on beer pong yeah beer pong was the game is the game no anyone all the Beirut Beirut
00:56:09| yeah like Washington DC people called it Beirut that's that's the other thing that's probably changed now the internet has taken over the world like that's a phenomenon where everyone who calls on
00:56:19| eugene ole yeah yeah in okay so home tell me your average beer rules or whatever cuz like they're different for regions so there was like
00:56:28| if you get two in the same time you get it back right oh it was game oh we was if you got two in the same club yeah who's gay didn't grab the cup fast enough so that the racks yeah and then
00:56:41| if two people got it is like these guys set up like six of them in a triangle versus zoom in a triangle to one two I think than any shoot ping pong ball I don't know I'm just check this coming
00:56:52| okay aliens in the future could be checking us out has to be 100 years and try to recreate it no I liked me better got it so there was headed you double in the same Cup that
00:57:03| was game over there was someone hits your cup you better take that Cup and if you don't one hit the other teammate hit that same Cup before you took it away game
00:57:11| get ready some naked lap even if you were holding in your hand and they sunk it in your hand mounted too and then if they both same round got it in separate cups
00:57:21| it came roll back to roll back give them back give them back same I agree and then if you bounced it that was two cups too but you could SWAT a bounce
00:57:32| correct you could SWAT a bounce yeah and then if you swatters anything was free for all what's wrong it's if you spotted the the ball away then anyone could grab the ball and then
00:57:44| it was there a ball to play oh I didn't know that that's cool that's a good one cuz the guy who swats it knows to hit it back to his other teammate or towards himself unless he's
00:57:54| already a drunk enough to run in him I'd wait buddy the other one how about um how many rear ex you guys play do we just do one one do one okay that make sense somebody rewrites the indeed I
00:58:06| laid it a place where there were two rear ex and I was like to you so why you go Dimond you go Dimond and then you do like like to what you're two in a row or something cuz if you hadn't tired ain't
00:58:16| going on yeah but you just change your we just lean you know not telling me you're telling the people who made this yeah sure it's my last one I'm literally about to text someone
00:58:36| upstairs to bring me a beer one more beer uh well the the timer's gonna run out soon so that that was that was to go to a game right that was Emery after yeah what's possible popular game who
00:58:52| are the other rules if you didn't win at all you didn't sing a KO if you didn't hit any you didn't get shut out there's a shutout right as a shutout usually there's a naked wow yeah naked lap so
00:59:04| doesn't always apply my legs on people my like an ass I know you you're my yes my feet was on crutches playing the game and he was hitting cups off the table by accident it's considered sunk by the way
00:59:21| yes yes so we ended up losing my friend was on crutches and we had to streak while he was on crutches and we went opposite directions so on the back of our lap I saw him crutching naked
00:59:37| flopping towards me every little jumpy made and I think that was one of the only times I went streaking I might have watched shrieking like one other time oh I was totally
00:59:51| nude at a Matty's party and just covering my junk throwing beer pong yeah I guess it feels like the appropriate thing to do cuz you never my god hold on you think someone took a lighter to my
01:00:04| pubes and Sarah mine so that's not a cool thing to do no it was actually kind of funny and because I think we took a picture of it anyway Wow Maddy these were always wild I don't know he was a
01:00:20| goalie he um how's the last one Maddy the goalie who always were actual leather pads real leather oh and the real goalie mask like a Barney Bravo masculine Laura Lee limbers or I see
01:00:35| that's crazy saw tuck up dude dude in ice hockey he were all old equipment it was all leather it was all like deer hide like he would
01:00:45| he would legit and he did stand-up style you ever see a goalie play stand up men's league while dude he had the old stick he had everything and he played stand up
01:00:55| you couldn't score a goal on him within this far of the crease because he would just like you could if you took a shot from the red line you had a 50/50 shot of scoring cuz he would kick his leg out
01:01:09| and just miss it and I was like so red line red lines far far away yeah yeah blue line have those when and far-far it's like fifty feet at least yeah like he would just swipe his leg at it cuz he
01:01:24| wouldn't go down and any kind of butterfly he never did butterfly do hmm but anyway his parties were awesome and we would drink and play all these games were talking about people get yeah
01:01:36| anyway yeah I mean that was that's the core of drinking college right because everyone is single everyone is essentially make looking housing money yeah Gords area inhibitions are lowered
01:01:49| not you're in him now you're inhibitor neurons they're actually increased but we won't get into that the so like sophomore year is probably my best year on my entire life
01:02:02| actually up your entire life like I have kids here's the beep rate there's no beep that's it's finished the one hour timer on dude how much more you got when we replay it boop boop games we play it
01:02:16| because I honestly okay I went here to the beginning that's really what anyone had the beginning replay it for you so my sophomore year everyone came to our apartment because because we knew we had
01:02:36| to split party so like my real friends were split so an apartment I had a really good friend and then in the dorms which were freshmen for some reason they put sophomores with freshmen those guys
01:02:50| were my really good friends and they were there too so everyone from the dorms couldn't drink in the dorms so they were forced to come to my apartment go elsewhere here on you guys were the
01:03:01| natural choice yeah you fellas we're such a good hosts it was good really you should take an advantage to charge anybody did you ever charge for parties oh why
01:03:11| would you charge for people did you charge people I never got fingers right I think try it one time but it was it never worked because all my friend friends would be like dude you're not
01:03:22| charging me right I know you're gonna do it and then anyone who came with them I'd be like can I have five bucks or like I need money which is a line I'd be like just come in you're fine I'd be
01:03:33| like I didn't James told me to come and like you didn't say anything about money and I really if you could like who are the worst that collecting the money I don't we raised like $18 on a $5 a cup
01:03:44| for like 40 people and who you know it's such a weird number I wants to man the door anyway no one wants to do that so what I'm saying there's a phase to it though like when you first go to college
01:03:58| there's like secretly drink in your dorm room with your buds like the small four-person party maybe five and you can grow it a little bit more but you it's a little dangerous the RA is gonna find
01:04:09| out much more yeah all right all right thank God shut up bread the apartment is a whole new level and Louis beer freshman year yeah what what about like the peak do
01:04:20| you think the peak was like probably like second or third year or you think it all depends what and when and where you lived and everything else like um I was I missing you I had a girlfriend
01:04:32| that's four years of college who is just a long-distance yeah she's long distance I don't think I ever cheated on her good man I mean I got wasted I partied I danced I
01:04:45| did all sorts of flirty stuff don't ever did that so and I would visit her like every other weekend him and we would we would have fun in her school because like it was that's it was kind
01:04:56| of cool going another school is kind of suck that I drove there yeah you're a holding environment this went long around anyway like this is what we loo DP do like the yet
01:05:05| [Laughter] to this day my roommate is the only person who ever peed in a deep ego I hope essential anesthesia we weren't this story no statute of limitations is
01:05:17| up I can't get him just peed right on the counter because they took over 45 minutes to give him a simple DP dough you would think they'd build a handle at but anyway on my junior didn't in my
01:05:32| junior year I was single ready to mingle and I had a good time she had four years I had five years so like by the fifth year the people that I knew that were split program so like by the time the
01:05:52| fourth year rolled around they're part of my friends we're leaving so it's like bitter you know bitter end fifth years like you're not on campus anymore you're getting there's nothing
01:06:05| yeah it's like a weird feeling it's a strange area so if you're going to college I would say sophomore years probably lay the golden year I can see that so it's kind of like you're
01:06:18| battling a period you're still young and fun and yeah and you don't realize that it's a it's you know that's your peak when it happens would you agree they're like your peak is it might never watch
01:06:30| out isn't you can't know when you're people you never know um real quick I have to grab something hold up conversation it's fine have a tell everyone when you peaked okay I'm right
01:06:44| there I have to grab one thing it's gonna take there three seconds and there will be a meet hold on do it once you have 41 seconds until the beep hmm parties I already give my sage advice
01:06:58| why he'd get all your friends together you just enjoy your time just try to have as much fun as possible some people look too strict in college they don't enjoy themselves they don't drink and
01:07:09| then that lingers that lingers on there all their whole persona they hold it and they they want to just party when they're older and there's no reason to do that because
01:07:20| College is the place to do it babe Mississippi you got four seconds it is I'm RELIGIOUS so would you say we're all alcoholics in college not to be a downer no so I was just saying that there's
01:07:46| some friends of mine that didn't drink at college and when they leave college yes at all so when they leave college they feel like they've missed out they shouldn't have done that because now
01:07:56| they drink after college today and they didn't it's not like it what were the causes for not drinking seriousness you would mess with their studies yes college isn't worth that much to me - so
01:08:12| the point of college is a you get a degree learn something that's probably like less than half of what college is really about it's about being challenged and like being wasted and still trying
01:08:23| to take a test and trying to understand what you learn like his does never wasted taking a test but you were wasted when you should have learned what the text is about
01:08:35| there were times where I sat down and they're like oh that's a quiz today and I was like pop quiz and they're like actually it's a test so I was like oh shit all right let's see and like those
01:08:46| tests we smoked I didn't do so badly and so sometimes it's like if you wing it you're gonna be all right so most the life is way bigger of that are you proficient in doing this of course you
01:08:58| know I could learn it are you proficient in the other thing is like drinking becomes something in the professional world - like if you're like um like a broker or something like you're just
01:09:08| snoozing people yeah that's a skill a skill we have going you have to know how to drink like you meet with a client it's a multi-million dollar account you see them for the first time you're like
01:09:19| enough with a small talk baby let's have a drink and they're like and you're like oh I not a drink we're good you immediately know you're fine like you imagine if you're like how to order
01:09:33| drink tender I'll have one excuse me Mom excuse me ma my that's the other thing that other cultures treat it different to so I kind of that's one of the things I want to go to like Korea cuz the Korea
01:09:47| apparently has like a very like I say it like brotherly or like sisterly culture where you go out and you can meet random people who will force you to drink like you were in college like that kind of a
01:10:00| party at massage yeah like they just want to go out and just like keep pounding it and then like eat street food and just feel like you're a teenager again it's interesting your
01:10:10| body doesn't respond to it the same the older you get though I mean yeah it becomes kind of brutal actually like tomorrow I'll probably be feeling those three beers I had even though that's
01:10:21| meager you are fallen to four I think but you have off so you're good off tomorrow that's why we did this happens freedom freedom it's gonna be good folks so there is
01:10:41| there's a painful so like hangover cures let's talk about hangover cure since we're already there thing what is a hangover it's not just lack of water because lack of water does not give me a
01:10:52| headache and make me feel like I want to die it's when your body for like an alcohol right but when your body breaks down alcohol there's actually a chemical compound left over it's it's related to
01:11:04| when Ethan all gets broken down by your body you know I say 10% does get broken down yeah 10% it creates a vinegar and this other common but it's called it's essentially carbage but it creates
01:11:17| vinegar in this other compound and this other compound could hang around in your system for 24 hours 25 hours three days one day half a day and I think it generally makes you feel like crap the
01:11:28| other thing is your brain is wrong Brad what drunk I was trying sex right I think that's yeah because like the dehydration factor and then like this is it trying to go
01:11:45| back to regular thank I heard that somewhere acetaldehyde and then acetate lives those two things one of them turned into vinegar one there's none what acetate is but acetate
01:11:57| the one that's in alcoholics or something much yeah that's why people can't that's because it's painful I guess right it sticks around your system it's not exactly healthy so like the
01:12:09| cures are but not cures but the things that make you better job drinking water and then Gatorade three wonders in the way you do it mm-hmm yeah troit and then Ana bananas have a lot of potassium
01:12:21| what's your body drains and then Greece as it covers your stomach as your stomach is not as stable is you have really covers that just like a misnomer it helps you keep down food okay so it
01:12:35| doesn't cure it it helps you with getting didn't they say eggs eggs are good means cuz it has a bunch of weird fats probably weird fats and cholesterol like good good stuff to coat your body
01:12:48| yeah buffer the other one so why does hara the dog work well the what hair of the dog what's hair of the dog where are you from dude i don't know that is hair of
01:13:03| the dog I don't when you drink again oh I heard that doesn't work actually it makes you feel better until you hit that well you're just delaying the hangover unless you're an alcoholic and need the
01:13:17| beer or whatever you're drinking no no Herod the dog is a real thing I mean essentially to put off your hangover how yeah I would google it hare the dog is when your body is a
01:13:30| craving alcohol or be craving a cure is hey it's Harry the dog real try that oh and I believe it releases dopamine and makes you feel better and goes into a weird zone and will literally just
01:13:43| prolong the hangover a period so that you're like yeah we'll deal with it tomorrow unfortunately there isn't a lot of proof saying whether the hair of the dog is
01:13:53| more than just a scientifically proven short term solution due to boozes impact on our neurotransmitter systems yes saying she'll good very short-term but it makes you feel worse in the long term
01:14:05| I don't think it makes you feel worse alone I'm I think it just prolongs your yeah yeah hangover will happen later it's like prolonged today makes it longer I don't think it does let's say
01:14:17| that it doesn't say that specific post opponent yeah official scientific blog entry anyway folks just don't drink um yeah drink responsibly don't drink and drive
01:14:35| be illegal about it make sure you're over 21 in the United States doctor if you're in another country that doesn't have a rule about it do what everyone so like it always comes back to my parents
01:14:46| stories but my dad when he looked like he was like he weighed like 200 pounds by reason like fifth grade or something he was a and six before really yeah my daddy was like Victor city's like he
01:14:59| went oh my god he went early and he's Italian like juice I don't know listen okay that's my father we're talking about all I know is the drinking age in New Jersey was 18 so when he was like 16
01:15:12| used to go over to New Jersey and fake like he was 18 buy booze and come back nice come on dude there's someone responsible if I was a cashier I probably wouldn't
01:15:23| care whoo what's the youngest you ever felt beer have you ever bought beer under 21 we had fake IDs from what like printed yeah where you bought them printed and then they it'll laminate
01:15:36| them I think I used mine a couple times just to what we all did we all had them so by the time we were like 19 or Tyriq at all yeah yeah yeah so out of like 10 friends that had them we only you know
01:15:50| how many times you really buy beer once every weekend so like yeah 20 or 30 buys hmm the UM the best one I ever did was a place on cotton an avenue it was a drive-through beer place it was like one
01:16:08| of its first of its kind and like Mayfair and uh I drove up because I could drive and I be the said LaSalle mm-hmm I'm not gonna say it was college or high school yeah
01:16:18| high school but I would I forgot my duty but I have my college ID and I had a deep voice went into this after I swear to God and the dude looked at it he was like and it said HS which
01:16:34| was high school at the ends now and he shook his head and he was just like it's $28 and he let me by and let you go her yeah it was like I was like 17 years old oh man we used to have the hook-up a
01:16:47| freshman meeting we had somebody who's older good shit we had somebody who's older who would sneak it in and a brown bag like it was obvious and then we'd pay him probably like a ridiculously
01:17:00| like excess price up top charge of like a a $10 bottle of vodka was like 20 bucks it was like double Oh Bryce you'd be like I mean there's a there's a price for everything yeah yeah
01:17:11| ironically my college hookup was the RA across from us we got in to buy US beer yeah I'm just you know I say I'm supposed to say starry I didn't say his goddamn name
01:17:21| okay more than one RI different ways of building but no he was he could get arrested yeah police showbiz or we were listening to the unmanned or the other day the other funny one was we had Fred
01:17:46| parties it's my buddy's house in Northeast that got burned out like a fire happened in it so they couldn't live there anymore but it was totally fine there were just
01:17:57| rules about if there's a fire in your house you're not allowed to move back into it until X Y & Z happens like an attractor so the house was like totally livable not burnt at all and like me
01:18:08| baby in there three months everyone Northeast Philadelphia probably knows what I'm talking about Fred party we're all like in high school or below and we would somehow get a keg
01:18:18| there and just party with like youth and everyone would show up from all over the place is like oh god has youths and I just remembered Fred party sir while I told my first major jokes at frat
01:18:30| parties oh nice thank God for then fire huh so I mean we all remember stuff from our youth like those kind of things those kind of parties is kind of people and
01:18:44| it's not good to drink alcohol or be underage but yeah it could have long-term mental issues you could huh prevent you from maturing into a fully blossoming adult hmm it's possible the
01:19:07| only thing we just want to promote is not to do it while driving and not to do it while drink responsibly a little bit I guess have fun but you also have to be not stupid don't be stupid about drunk
01:19:24| driving deaths are down folks you know why because the DUI laws are crazy hardcore way over the top and they're arresting everyone I mean there's a bail it costs a lot of money to it's like
01:19:39| three grand at least a thousand bucks I'm gonna say 1000 bucks for a whole thing guard the order back mr. grand starter pack but I mean in one hand it does we are seeing fewer drunk driving
01:19:51| deaths that's good I would that's a good thing keeping drunks off the road is good the problem is I think we're we're gathering people in this six seven eight nine ten repeat we probably just get
01:20:05| those top two groups that kind of haze it isn't theirs you always read a story on FARC or some other website that tells crazy news it's like man arrested for you're like 15 I would have maybe had
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00:00:20| party you're gonna go to what drinking games did you play to you a little Power Hour that's we're gonna do tonight come on and join us for a nice Power Hour so I'm Dan oh yeah folks we're old friends
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00:01:10| entertainment purposes only so join us have a good time [Music] and 3 2 1 like the olden days I don't remember the last I'm out of power are
00:01:45| honestly its way much more responsibility than I remember yeah I think one extra thing you remember I work on I got Phil I got a unfill so much pressure I work being
00:01:59| young you know that's what I think so you remember your first drink I do it's as it's gonna be when my parents gave me something like a sip of their beer when I was like 5 there's something
00:02:09| Bartleby's and James has a cooler one cool yeah and I know what that is we um my dad used to play softball in a men's league and afterwards they buy a keg and just like 30 to 40 like adult grown men
00:02:25| and like some women would stand around and just crush it try to kill it yeah yeah did that was a my first beer often times yes uh-huh I know that kid you know what it was Oh
00:02:37| Rolling Rock oh Jesus ha ha how familiar hmm yeah tells my first sips of beer right mark Daniel 33 does that mean anything that number that means something I'm pretty
00:02:53| sure I know I've got me birthday cuz I started early on if I was to make a brand I would label it after some grandma and say ever since like 1842 and they'd be like wow this is legendary
00:03:08| after my grandma mom yeah so really this whole episodes about alcohol and general though right yeah well the focus us before we lose focus forever sure go ahead
00:03:19| ok well what I just wanted to kick us off it's a certain holiday right around now um so we like to say the naming of a holiday it's not copyright right it's not copyrighted say Patrick we have to
00:03:31| get out there and be in the bus and just did you go over to st. Patrick's Day bar crawls or anything like that [Music] yeah actually we did one in New Orleans
00:03:45| did you yeah they have a lot of Irish there apparently and it was fun because I guess there's a story they're so used to floats I'm part Irish uh-huh there's you're so used to floats and cleaning up
00:03:56| after parades and stuff that they were throwing like heads of lettuce and they were hitting people that weren't paying attention you know the cabbage forget the cabbage
00:04:05| no I might have a cabbage yeah sorry I didn't taste it though I can't tell the difference though I just know st. Patty's Day is a time where everybody can get like lick rip-roaring drunk for
00:04:15| no reason other than to pretend they're Irish or something like that I guess so yeah everyone pretends Irish she wear green so I did a little research mm-hmm it's st. Patrick it's the
00:04:28| anniversary of his death correct March 17th okay the anniversary of his death it is okay I'm in the minors here we go there you go so what's the big deal well apparently March 17th
00:04:44| is during Lent you know what the rules are going late you cannot eat you have to fast you are not allowed to drink no alcohol so you know what they did st. Patrick was such a badass and a great
00:04:55| guy that they said yo let we're putting lamb on hold for this wicked party we're gonna everyone get rip-roaring drunk you know all the foods you want for this one day it's the Lent exception and the old
00:05:08| apostle of Ireland after he chased out all the snakes yeah you let everyone get really really really really really drunk I just took over from there that's it so is that like right in the middle of
00:05:19| land or is that towards the end against towards the end I'm not a hundred percent sure because Fat Tuesday is like February right morally v I thought oh maybe okay this near the beginning oh
00:05:31| all I know is we put land on hold for one day because we love God we love beer folks yeah but then the whole green is just because it's our Ireland's color yeah what green the orange is national
00:05:48| and why are you sure shamrocks sure it's the national flower my wife is a sham too Bonnie god bless her dude I didn't know she was easy
00:05:57| [Laughter] well that didn't change my answer um the first Irish parade was 1903 and we've been getting drunk ever since there's not beautiful that's fantastic
00:06:11| I guess the dreamer choice now is probably guinness our bombs her car bombs appropriate I don't even know it's like Guinness car bombs yeah well they it wouldn't mean appropriate by them you
00:06:22| know what I mean yeah they're the ones who are affected by car bombs so they say it's okay maybe it is okay what percent Irish are you do you even know I'll gotta pull my beer I gotta think
00:06:31| about it okay I think I'm like 60% of them no yeah the rest of the year I'm like yeah more Irish than Italian believe it or not that's weird cuz I'm like but at 30 percent ish by 25 I look
00:06:46| like my father who looked like his father who was like a hundo Italian so I just kept the look even though I've been bright against it mmm like we're gonna do trying to retweet our thing I never
00:06:59| know where that is oh the direct linking India yeah we're going off the rail here yeah that New Orleans parade thing well it was it was crazy cuz there's just
00:07:12| like mounds of cabbage lettuce whatever it was in the streets just roaming around and when there's just random shit everywhere and when it ended like they just had like dump trucks this like wall
00:07:24| and within like maybe an hour after the parade everything was cleaned up went back to really yeah actually cleaned up or just like mostly cleaned up they know they did a good job they put it back to
00:07:34| the wave was which for New Orleans you know New Orleans yeah I hear you who work mmm much to move okay I'm more yeah more so hang on so I wanted to talk about
00:07:52| drinking in general it's not it's not good for you I think so that one grown glass of wine the night is not that great there's no I think that's okay that study was actually backed by an
00:08:03| alcohol council so I don't know it's a hurry I think in moderation because your body can process one drink an hour yeah so anything over that is like waste embed
00:08:17| an unhealthy but the one drink an hour you could do now you wouldn't want to do it every hour for your whole life it would be weird it's a lot of calories meaning my hour a drink yeah when they
00:08:30| came over the Mayflower apparently that's what they had is to survive they had like potatoes and beer that's all it was I guess that's understandable so it's
00:08:41| like our ability to digest something that most I don't know that most things can digest alcohol no they can't in fact they think it started 10 million years ago
00:08:55| Rod's drug certain group of apes was unable to eat any fruit that was fermented and one group was and I think it's our ancestors so we just so happened to be able to eat fermented
00:09:06| fruits and keep them down and process them for the most part and the other apes weren't so gave us a evolutional evolutionary advantage [Laughter]
00:09:22| the earliest known recipe for beer was in China it was like it's like 9,000 years ago so it's not as old as I was hoping but pre old I'm like what does they make it out of rice rice one day oh
00:09:33| yeah it was rice wine but they wrote it on clay or something recorded beep huh it's a lot burp a lot they're gonna we're gonna run so it looks like a clay pot like I bet it's
00:09:48| like a kimchi style like they put it a clay pot okay dang it clay pot while we're in the ground we have in Django I have a very good yes I bet they put it in a clay pot
00:09:59| in the ground and just let it ferment well probably it's like the easiest way yeah I actually wrote down how they distill each one not to get to grabbing whatever isn't like one of those like
00:10:09| moonshine stills where they heated up and then like the alcohol candy goes that's really close goes down that looks squirrely copper pipe and then drips down and the header
00:10:19| header pipe the long Lea little Idol don't overdo your moonshine as we found out last episode because that can make you go blind mm not true an old wives tale probably more
00:10:31| of a young man's tale you know which how cold we even drink it's ethanol don't the other 103 now call it yeah yes what was it was was last episode I'm talking about there's something questions I will
00:10:51| figure it out by the end no people not gonna go off the rail soon um with beer this is the most common one it's like you you had water grain yeast and hops you kind of mix them together you boil
00:11:03| it and boom so you come with the mash that's like the original one right right no well yeah but you have to cook it like that yeah and boil it you take the grains out
00:11:15| of it and it becomes a wort which is like a boil nasty liquid but I think that stuff is like ripe for yeast to be eaten cursor and you add and you add the flavor which
00:11:25| is like usually hops we find is a really good flavor batter and hops naturally antibiotic or antimicrobial so it keeps everything yeah just by coincidence they found like there all this beer holds
00:11:37| very long so you add all the ingredients that the East is gonna love you cool it down real quick and then you say hey yeast you throw all the yeast in there put a lid on it and then the II start
00:11:50| eating all the sugars and they eat all the hops they eat everything in there then then they poop carbon dioxide and alcohol so that's why you get the bubbles great do they die eventually do
00:12:01| they kill themselves with rodier did they die do they heat it up - I don't I thought there was a heating pigs in them no just in the beginning it takes in like two
00:12:09| weeks and then they usually are dead and that's most of the alcohol is left behind with carbon dioxide which escapes through a little bubbler yeah it was one of the my favorite quotes uh
00:12:18| like last week's reddit someone said every time you cook bread it's like cultivating an entire culture of East like millions upon millions of yeast and killing them all all at once mass
00:12:30| extinction wipe them out and then you could tell you just loaf of bread Oh was the last episode about wow I would start oh my god I knew I've timed in a minute ah you
00:12:44| get good at it that's what happens folks I was like garish yeah well it's like I ever sad about so I have a story too about course I'm gonna segue so somebody said that the
00:12:56| keys to Saturn's are very similar so you can wear a key in almost any Saturn and it will open it up and you can start it with the same way the Saturn does it made any more probably for that reason
00:13:06| but someone said they had a story about how they got in a car that was exactly like theirs turned it on started driving and then noticed like the smell the car was different and then like oh yeah one
00:13:21| thing was missing by the time they got back they had called the cops on that person and they're like no I swear like I didn't steal this car and this is the key he he had that the point to is his
00:13:33| car that looked exactly the same and say I have a clue I have a key and hold on officer I have a Power Hour going on here and say it opens his car and I just took
00:13:46| off with what I thought was my car so that was my story it's actually reasonably legit so I'll bring us back but also include a car story ok so after one of these softball games the coach
00:13:59| will call him clay that's not his real name he was driving home with his buddy now clay headed at the UI I believe when clay got in the car had way too much to drink point oh eight overhead it I happy
00:14:12| at home this is not over day way over so he got in the car he um given his buddy and he said hey you know what I have a DUI can you drive and he was like yeah I guess so
00:14:23| so the buddy finally drove clays in the back seat or the side seat and the guy behind him that's like their high beams on it's like follow him this long drive and drunk they just want to get home he
00:14:34| reaches out the window and he was just giving him the finger like get the fuck out here it was a cop hmm he just kept telling him he know a long time I don't know I have no idea
00:14:46| he rack up all I know is answers only now it's the driver got in big trouble and he said hey can you drive sir to clay and they made clay drive home not all that because he was not
00:14:58| able to drive and he had multiples I believe there are some slick drunks out there that are fully functioning until they hit a certain level and then they probably drop off I actually have that
00:15:08| stat one here oh yeah city the average person drinks I think a few drinks a day but it's thrown off entirely by the people who don't so they broke it down into ten groups okay
00:15:22| Tara's net is 20% 30% 40% 50% whatever that's the this is a study of the amount of alcohol in their blood they need a breathalyzer they don't know you know just how many of them per week no no
00:15:33| study of people that drink per week what they drink Wow first three groups so 30% of the population zero I think is that because they're the religions say they can't
00:15:48| like if you're Muslim you're not allowed to drink they don't write me a reason a valid reason they don't like it it was like oh I like the taste 40th percentile we
00:15:57| drank 0.02 drinks a week so it's probably like a once every that like twice a year party I know - yeah real weak fifty days a week went into week what's that equal over 50 times 50
00:16:11| what's that that's like money that's one so they drink once a year Christmas or whatever what a multiple choice or one drink it sound like it's just one just drinks per week
00:16:21| Wow that's get this next one is point 14 no times 50 with that equals so looks like I drink I drink crazy once a year maybe then we go to 0.63 where 50 percent of the population do oh and we
00:16:37| don't have a lot of drinks in us per week I missed it I missed it the sixth we start really getting some cool numbers here we got two point one seven drinks per week okay these people
00:16:48| weekend a couple times in the weekend point what two point one seven two point one seven okay all right drinks per week what percentage is this because we're we're there 10 20 30 40 50
00:17:05| rap on a long time just gets great ok good way on asymptotic right oh yeah it is so hold on the next group the 80th percentile 6.25 drinks a week and I'm like okay that makes sense I know people
00:17:20| like that right the next group is fifteen point two eight drinks per week and I was like I was like actually I probably close to there like it depends on the week it depends on what's going
00:17:32| on seven days I can break that down to two times a night yeah I can see that that's that's me as well the top 10% is making up for everyone else you want to hear what they drink way too much
00:17:44| seventy three point eight five drinks a week is this why so those that law that you can't buy alcohol on Sunday mornings it's for these people they still buy it they just use it so they brought they
00:18:00| broke it down that top 10% of the United States this is just a US study it's 24 million people they drink three twenty four packs a week or 18 bottles of wine a
00:18:10| week or four and a half bottles of Jack a week holy crap that's that's an absurd amount it's one of the things that if you're addicted if you're an alcoholic you can't cold turkey quit alcohol
00:18:24| because your body will start shutting down shakes dude you get the shakes like your body shuts down your knees actually heal yourself yeah yeah you can go into seizures and stuff so I'm glad we're
00:18:34| doing that during on drinking him yeah this is our downer portion of the episode we get away from this another thing to consider is that on Power Hour without music is weird it kind of is an
00:18:49| add your own hey please do we couldn't for copyright purposes it says 9.8 percent of all deaths among the working class adults are
00:19:01| alcohol-related 9.8% mm-hmm now that includes Falls slippin balls that are drunk any time you get into a police altercation you're drunk an you dying drunk driving there's a lot there's a
00:19:13| lot they to be listed 42 different categories where drinking may have led to your death I look Wow so the legal limit is 0.08 which takes about four to five drinks for us depends
00:19:24| on light you are is it I think it's like three all right depends on it depends because most of those people are being calculated as like a hundred pounds like if your girl or 60 if you're a light
00:19:36| weighted guy okay and the ones that I have nice at 0.15 blood-alcohol content you are three hundred and eighty times more likely to be in a fatal crash than you are sober make sense yeah for
00:19:56| impaired driving is bad I came up with some of them in 2016 you had to guess it's actually a lower number than I thought it's ten thousand five hundred people died ten thousand five hundred
00:20:07| just from driving drunk driving and driving that's it's kind of low right it's been it's high it should not right per year it's well then again if you break it down how many a day though
00:20:19| that's kind of bad let's be a thirty a day that's like one in each state almost right that's pretty good yeah that's pretty bad yeah it's not good now interestingly enough DUI arrests are way
00:20:36| way way up there arresting you if you smell like alcohol if you're above them scientific measured point they arrest you for that don't say that you've been drinking I'll
00:20:49| say hey I had one dragged over there but I'm fine they're gonna pull you out of the corner arrest you yeah my own lawyer friends so that you don't say anything you just say I need my lawyer yeah but
00:21:03| isn't that a bad time it's like it is but it you might if you are under the info you should always default to the lawyer that's a good point
00:21:11| you ever get pulled over while drinking not while drinking no speeding tickets yeah I don't know I mean I wasn't this one go which one so no no me my sister used to play on the same like hockey
00:21:27| team she was like near my age and we would drink after the game so we were leaving and I think we thought there was like a cop blockade turns out it was a broken water pipe where they were just
00:21:37| hanging out he hated you freaked out well she was under 21 and I was over 21 and she were all drinking we all did I I took I was in the lead so he cut over a median and just went the other way
00:21:52| cop sauce chase us down and pulled her over she's under 21 and she said I only had one beer she said that well I think I think I think he figured it out I'm actually
00:22:06| trying to remember the story right and I I went around the block and I texted her and she's like I got pulled over but wha so I pulled up behind them and like clean it with my car I was like I was
00:22:20| like I heard about my sister's here I'm so sorry officer I was like how about I Drive her home and I had one of my friends in my car do this and I was only doing it and I was like can I Drive her
00:22:30| I was I was leak I've only had like two or three beers I mean I wasn't like rules but uh I still remember like he went back to his car and he's like I'm gonna run your IDs if you guys are clean
00:22:42| you drive her car she's not 21 she doesn't have one beer okay I could write you guys up right now I was like thank you so much we're so sorry he went back to his car and she was standing arrows
00:22:54| like pretend him yelling at you she's like why I was like it looks like I'm like good role models and he came back and he was like you drive her you're not allowed to drink drive anymore okay I
00:23:12| see we get you're in big trouble blow by you you're you know whatever and whatever we went on our way and I was like ooh that was scary awesome
00:23:19| through ones where I was drinking but like I had like three or four beers but over a bar over like three hours I'm like is this doing my math in the car you're like oh my god someone get a
00:23:30| calculator don't wanna blow this thing right now I don't know am I good I don't know so have you ever blown into a breathalyzer I have not at all I don't I don't think
00:23:43| so unless somebody have like a toy one they're like hey check this out I found this I don't think that's accurate I probably probably blown into a dozen really from cops yeah yeah but um
00:23:57| talking like at parties and stuff they're busted and whatever are is he usually around you know are going out the back windows and stuff when I yeah but I was like 22 at the time when he's
00:24:08| happening I was like I was just still drinking I was like I have no clue any of these people are all saying like oh you know I was like just turned 21 a year ago
00:24:18| yeah me being a smartass whatever so I had this one I think I turned mm-hmm so I don't even think this is one birthday party so I someone planned a party for me to have at my place which
00:24:30| was a apartment with four guys in it and who it was on Facebook and oh no yeah that's how they they caught on so they had to move it back a week but they had the cops come and check out my place
00:24:47| anyway is this also I did a party one time where someone lit gasoline in front of the apartment like they put it on their homework I guess they were tired of doing homework or so fast it was
00:25:03| there everyone was drunk so they'd let this giant flame that was probably like two stories tall immediately the cops get called cuz someone thinks it's gonna burn down the place and then I wouldn't
00:25:13| I'm the responsible one that answers the door and says I don't know what's going on cuz you ready all dude somehow I mean you're just like oh no
00:25:32| the older so you go stories from college games now save them to the end of the night okay well because I have one more like Rena logical whatever no longer okay I
00:25:50| just want to talk about what goes on in your brain and you do a ton of research but I did a little vacation so that I have you know there's there's blood alcohol it crosses the blood-brain
00:26:01| barrier blood-brain barrier yes it does realtor if you flip it up now that's a real term plug beam okay clear brain barrier what's the what's the this the compound one I was like well he's got
00:26:25| like dsls under that I can't do it come down recipe it is raunchy shut come down they listen to the podcast yeah so I mean I'd the BAC what it does you have lower your inhibitions you get relaxed
00:26:48| your judgments slightly impaired minor and pameron is it reasoning I'm like what are you doing this is that like after par like two drinks for most people mmm
00:26:56| Oh your behavior becomes exaggerated and emotions felt more intensely think alright wait for it there you go I don't I don't remember your memory also goes to I think it does
00:27:18| so I'll come visit your body ten percent of it is it just absorbed by your stomach and stuff and turned into nutrients ten percent of it that's amazing you only get ten percent of the
00:27:29| drunk alcohol what are you drinkin no no you convert ten percent into actual food or drink like a normal a normal thing you eat on the rest goes to your liver and gets broken down well firstly goes
00:27:42| in your small intestine which actually first it has to go to your pyloric valve that's the valium in the bottom here oh my yeah well opens let things in and out quiet there's a
00:27:52| reason no there's a reason there's a reason when we were wieners we had to take alcohol classes when you were wieners waiter waiters okay server yes I lick
00:28:04| the can so do you know why you don't get drunk as fast on a full stomach it's literally they do your 13 times yeah no no sir pylori valve doesn't open well it doesn't let that much throw it
00:28:20| once you will get the same amount of drunk on an empty stomach and a full stomach if the full stomach just takes longer and spaces it out over a wider time frame so here's no full digestion
00:28:30| system knowing like you're working out because your breaks everything down so small but the alcohol will be separated anyway it's not like just alcohol goes right in here and does this but alcohol
00:28:42| a loaf of bread uh uh sneaks right by no one even knows you didn't make sense what it is is your food sits on the bottom of your stomach you get a full stomach you're only letting small
00:28:51| amounts through at a time through that valve huh so all that alcohol and everything's still sitting in your stomach it's not it hasn't made its way into your bloodstream yet now its paces
00:29:00| it out over a longer period of time giving you more time to process it but like we said in the biz just because there they had three or four drinks and they're not showing any signs of
00:29:10| impairment to say a lot to eat that alcohol will eventually make its way into their small intestine where it is eventually filtered out into the blood and makes its way to the bringing that's
00:29:19| where alcohol does all its dirty work in the brain folks it messes with your neurons it messes with different parts whoo brain and that's where we get the different effects it starts at the
00:29:30| frontal cortex what alcohol does is we have two kinds of that we have two kinds of neurons essentially glutamate which are the excitation ones they like tell you to go they tell you to do they work
00:29:48| around and gather mmm gamma dabbas are the inhibitors they actually tell your brain to stop slow down let's our time here so the gaba czar like hey hello wait stop and the glutamates are
00:30:03| like let's go let's go and want to keep moving we're going hi Ron eclis enough do you know what alcohol increases gaba which is your inhibitors you're like wait a minute I'm all inhibited Lee I'm
00:30:17| inhibited too they can I drink it like clog them how does that work there you go so everyone's like my inhibition goes off that chains well actually what happens is your gaba
00:30:28| goes off the chains so gaba tells your brain to stop slow down stop slow down stop so what happens is you're telling different parts your brain to stop like a ton of crossies processes in your
00:30:44| brain is stopping a lot of social checks a lot of things that aren't important to you so the only thoughts that are travelling quickly and clearly a really basic thoughts oh yeah yeah oh is that
00:30:57| girl give me that taco I got yeah yeah these are the three other thoughts are getting stopped like like should we do this in societal hierarchy what I'm this person's boss and this persists that
00:31:09| thoughts getting stopped that's getting shut right down because we don't have time for our brain slowing down different parts we're slowing down that thought we're inhibiting it so
00:31:20| essentially with the gaba going up we feel less we think less we notice less and we remember less so essentially when you're getting drunk you're thinking clearly it's very clear because there
00:31:31| aren't many thoughts that are traveling not as as many but they're mostly about nothing hmm they're about the most inane things most yes they are basica phone ever was on your mind yeah which is what
00:31:44| sex food water and bowel movement one it sounds like one two three four yeah I'll take it the other thing you mind is it um while all this is going on dopamine is being released in large quantities
00:31:58| baby euphoria spread that euphoria all the way around baby I'm feeling good yeah aren't you oh you don't like dopamine run around in a your boom
00:32:09| except to a certain level and then you start to feel depressed right um I think just you said so much that you're so different parts your brain shut down in order like I think your frontal cortex
00:32:20| is like the first to kind of get inhibited that's your complex thoughts and stuff then we get to the cerebellum I think which might be like your balance and your like coordination more basic
00:32:32| Samuel sloppy and then I think and then I think we shut down parts that like control digestion and stuff and we're just like vomiting and throwing up everywhere we're really poisoning
00:32:39| ourselves so you got like uh what a point 0.13 is a gross motor impairment lack physical control blurred vision major loss of balance and then euphoria is reducing becoming dysphoria a state
00:32:54| of feeling unwell or dizzy it's the number what's the number at that in it this is a point 1 3 c1 3 is where we start I guess would be like and for me it'd be like 10 drinks almost
00:33:05| geez I don't remember the last time I had 10 drinks it's been a long time right - Collin once in a while I can make three really strong drinks and then uh it's still like with it
00:33:21| he makes drinks which anything I can make a fourth come on Saturday yeah but I do like coke and rum or something like that I'm not doing no months I can't do it I can't do cocoa
00:33:34| roaming dark no yeah which comes dandelo which drink change stomach anymore it's like for me tequila sunrise huh that was like a college thing and then coke and rum
00:33:49| the captain yeah okay Bacardi's better than I know I don't know man I have some weird experiences with bacardi rum and cola I think our Coke product there was a thing where if you tilt your head back
00:34:10| in a chair and someone pours both of them in without ice or anything like a like a two-liter bottle soda and a ha container of alcohol did this and then swallow it while your neck
00:34:21| was like this you wouldn't taste it was a real thing so in Mexico for one of my spring breaks we went down to like we cross the border and like right over the border there's a
00:34:33| bunch of bars one of the bars had a barbershop chair that spun and they would spin it while they were putting tequila down your throat same idea player lean back yeah exactly
00:34:48| yes she didn't taste it so you could just keep drinking it Oh tequila does something weird to me that was quite a night tried don't we can I mention before should I mention it I'm
00:34:59| waiting for the next end I don't know I think I should so one of our friends in the group of probably eight guys was diabetic and the next club we went to was all mixed drinks purely sugary
00:35:10| drinks and he just went out so he got so out of it and he needed medical care and we had to carry his body like five or six of us back to the border and as we're doing it the cops think he's been
00:35:25| shot or something so there are people like pulling on the side of the road like a minivan pulled up and they opened up the door and they're like get him inside we need to take him to the border
00:35:35| and once they realized that he was just drooling like vile and puking they're like no now you can just do carry him good luck so we ended up getting him over like the little bridge and putting
00:35:48| him into an ambulance and then going back and drinking but he was okay it's one of the things it's just like I can't believe that happened and if he went to a like a Mexican hospital like do you I
00:36:01| feel like you lose organs like that would be I wouldn't want to wake it makes a phenomenal I know well they could handle a diabetes thing maybe I'm not I'm gonna do like any kind of
00:36:12| surgery on me but they can give me an EpiPen they can give me a medicine for a hangover they can do those kind of things I don't know I'm just not you know I guess it depends II I don't I
00:36:26| know wouldn't I wouldn't want it good want you to carry me Nick that's what I'm telling you I can work on you'll be you'll be pulling me slowly as like dragging me up
00:36:39| yeah yeah what um where does I was trying to link this thing still we're like halfway through the episode yeah we yeah what you got I'm trying to have link it
00:36:54| I'm trying to promote it I'm trying to whatever oh I found us oh I found us I'm not without the tweet that's right - yeah it doesn't show up like whatever sometimes it misses it and hold it and
00:37:08| then like a holiday tour at public anymore okay you just tweet there and on check out okay I did I did I did I checked it yeah I actually picked up my phone for a reason I was going to share
00:37:24| with you the other cool thing about the word trunk is it has a million synonyms and they're hilarious most of the time let's get shit-faced oh you did you said that before we started airing and you
00:37:41| were like I'm like we use that language jus do you Clank your cup anyway there's something gorgeous and cute about the British terms for drunk and like the British idea of drunk what are the
00:37:56| British terms for drunk I don't know but I'm gonna go through 365 words for drunk and we're not I'm not gonna say mall but I'll price a good number of them just the good ones adil ankled badgered been
00:38:10| jacks bashed battered befuddled be buggered hunger day I like that one bent besotted that's good vivacious bibulous lacked out bladdered
00:38:23| blasted blathered and wasted blitzed blue turd oh my god that's a good one blotto I'm belittled as an owl boiled as an owl that Sal's get oil
00:38:39| from the UK Willie Earl wheeler out earlier Tom's boozy Bosco absoluto I'm gonna start saying that bosque oh you're so bossy me man with some you boskie yeah buckles buttered buttoned buzzed
00:38:58| cabbage I'm gonna start using a heavy I'm gonna bring like leaves of cabbage and just smash it in people's faces you cabbage man Chevy taste mmm crunk rocked crapulous
00:39:13| decimated well we know that mean yeah one end he'll take I'm sure yeah it's it's orderly drunken drunk elevated I never know one matched you for fact that's fleeing you know flee murd I like
00:39:32| that one your dear list is getting shittier as it goes some writer you got lazy halfway through I'm telling you dude no that's mmm cooler on the floor that's good fried fuddled full of
00:39:45| loudmouth soap added came out glorious goosed goosed dubbed guttered half cut half in the bag half cocked yeah seized over hammer blowed hammered
00:40:01| hanging I've got a close look at the footpath haha that's good having a Jag on having the whirligigs high higher than a kite hooched up hosed
00:40:13| howling in your cups in abstinent inebriated any bris in empted switch rent intoxicating after what I mean yeah the in temp and temperate I think I just said it wrong shit juiced kippered come
00:40:34| flag dr. brand I like angered throw I left lashed leathered legless only a little exuberant I know almost good but you know alright lubricated wash Mandaue
00:40:49| mangled gnashed maudlin mad marry minced minging Madhwani I'm skipping some Narn is less 365 so you could say it one day every day year of you stick cated off your trolley off
00:41:10| your pickle off your face they're good on a bender out of control blah blah blah paralyzed banks pixelated never heard that plotzed postulant primed razzled ravage dratted rico shit
00:41:28| scattered seeing double sewed up shit shit face shithouse slizzard flopped up spas old smattered snob old snockered sodden spaced spangled splattered boggled squiffy stiff stone stonking
00:41:51| Stosh Asst totalled toasted Trollied troubled trouser bird tweets twisted twizzle eyes are good unn sober warped wasted well eid Winehouse wiped out rekt zombie
00:42:08| its own zonked and zoo that's a mandarin term i'm not really sure what pronounce it hmm so I guess anything could really mean that you're wasted you could probably tell somebody there bottled we
00:42:24| used like we used to make oh my god we made one up chalk outline yo he's so talk outline he's dead we were chalked up I guess he's chalked up being like cocaine or
00:42:34| something well we did talked but no it was like her talk outline like he's so dead funny drinking game first person to pass out like at a group party or whatever draw penis on the forehead no
00:42:48| that's that's that's too common we did it to someone who had a job interview the next day and no one told him one o'clock I'm sure in the mirror when he got
00:42:59| changed but it's funny to think he didn't know I'm a fun drinking game is you have the blue tape anyone someone passes out in a couch or son you just surround their body and
00:43:10| blue tape I would picture me stranded in blue no I've never seen that make sure you need to send it it was my facebook profile picture for a while isn't it funny how Facebook has
00:43:21| changed like have died entirely there's sloshed pictures of myself well that was the whole point in the beginning because you could find leghul on facebook that were college-age it was only available
00:43:33| to people in college yeah so it was a we could recreate a Facebook for just college people how's it called hook-up calm or something hmm tonight because I mean I like writing on
00:43:46| walls like what you doing tonight lol that's a great joke like it would be like literally come parties events on the 105 you going to 105 later yeah I mean like people would ask people at it
00:44:02| was a different time you going to Dan's birthday bash yeah here's the address cops don't show thanks guys so I still remember the first card game we're gonna get into games you play with
00:44:14| your drum yeah yeah Mike King's Cup do a nice app or you do a little ironing stuff do you want to discuss the rules to King's Cup cuz everyone discusses mold yes cuz they're
00:44:26| all different right depends where you're from dude I guess I guess so - you three me we ruin it yep me four touch the floor push it put your hand five thumb or five five five five
00:44:43| or floor five high no seemly intimate yes I think make sense six cover your dicks we know because someone would punch you in the balls if you didn't do it
00:44:56| well mostly men yeah seven heaven is the one where we raise her arms so yours is a little different five seven what was your seventh seven new six chicks seven dicks we just kind of didn't have a
00:45:14| rhyme for it so it's dudes like wall most girls warmest dudes sound reason eight was question now in queenless question yeah eight I think it was late you pick someone else to drink with is
00:45:27| that the thing no no I don't know what's dying is nine question I'm gonna look at the rules cuz I don't know it's been a while nice brush up feel crap ten do you know
00:45:47| ten so no I see it was me so you'd pick somebody else dice what's gonna be best for worst cards called the bus to rhyme bus to Ronnie oh yeah absolutely yeah it's not fair because I played one of my
00:46:05| friends was a rapper in college and he it's it's four cards at the 52 yeah but you would minute he was oh my god key right here I'm in Ferguson versus Plessy in one of the rhymes and I was
00:46:18| just like hit like a random rosary drop that at random mmm Becky here's to you jack category yours ten category tennis categories so you'd say what like brands a sexual position I think cereal like
00:46:45| racy we're like kind of cereal oh and then you always have that guy I was that guy that'd be like tricks so what was Jack never have I ever some people do that okay that's why we
00:47:08| got done that do you just do we are say the thumb one some of them I like you could delay it never okay oh you take the jack and then hold it and then they'd be like I guess you kind of knew
00:47:20| everyone like that person had the thumb you like put your thumb on the table and then the last person but there's some on the table I see it I think the interesting one was Queen
00:47:32| we'll get to question yeah you know what I mean and so we like do you know what I mean and then working in a question back to the same why why would I know what you
00:47:43| mean and then it's like I don't know if you're allowed to repeat the question like no you can't the same radius good you person right
00:47:52| it's weird cuz you're ten your human tendency is the answer so I could be like why would he ask me that that was a good one if if you didn't have an answer real quick or a question I missed these
00:48:03| games because I feel like I'm better than they me I don't think and yeah they make you think it can tell the personality of people and everyone was down like in college everyone's like
00:48:13| yeah let's do this and the whole whole apartment comes together and they start playing I mean how many times you get adult life where people are all
00:48:20| captivated by a game for at least an hour he's fine I don't especially OneNeck at it pass it takes you for like the rest of the night slash next day but King how did you play King's Cup you
00:48:36| could pour as much or little of your remember that you don't it'll cut the keys that you have a mix of beers in that King's Cup and then the last person always a sing-bad gets the yeah drink
00:48:47| that bad boy um what's ace that waterfall why I would do waterfall nice okay cool yeah waterfall king stuff next time I'm up there I'm gonna play King's Cup we got some adult games Cup in this
00:49:14| nothing right we're gonna bust Plessy vs. Ferguson for the other games here ya know in the first game I ever played was a weirdest game he would ask you where ever the dealer was uh-huh
00:49:31| red or black so you had a 50% shot I would say red if you're wrong you drink two seconds next person red or black go around once higher lower and you look at the card in front you'd have to pick
00:49:43| higher yeah so you have a pretty good chance spinning on your card right drink if not drink bro um in or out was the next time he went around and it was like is it
00:49:53| inside the cards that you just have because now you have two cards or is it outside those two cards yeah some people have hard decisions other ones are table right right it all
00:50:02| depends on your your hand and then last one was always like name the suit which was like Brandon I guess whatever and at the end of that he put a pile of cards up the river down the river this is
00:50:13| called he put a pile of the cards he had left down down down down down down down down and this pile was give this pile was take so he'd flip them one at a time and everyone wherever cards you had left
00:50:29| he alright whoever had a two now you get to give for two seconds then you point the song and be like oh I got that to drink for toe and then you go to the bottom pile be like whoever has this
00:50:40| card take for two seconds and I'd be like uh I had an ace I an ace so they're drinking then it's four seconds for each card and it's six seconds each cart and then the last one was like finish your
00:50:51| beer or whatever that stupid thing and wait there was one there was one card in King's Cup that was like you can make a rule we changed one of them I was like every time you every time you it's your
00:51:03| turn you hug somebody or something like that wait didn't you do that after I'm like you're president of uh like asshole or something making rules is very
00:51:13| complicated or Eric oh I don't remember asshole but we played it we didn't win but I don't remember okay asshole was crazy because everyone had rules for that too your twos and fours were like
00:51:24| clear number it's like they didn't count so that's why the name of the game is asphalt cuz whoever makes the rules asshole if you played with like crazy hardcore people I went to University of
00:51:36| Scranton all the time they were hardcore into these kind of games like they were like trees I don't know I also do right but it but they treat them like Bible so you go to these parties and life ended
00:51:46| well you have to do every rule like some of the rules were stupid was like at the end you're the asshole until as president it's like hey listen you're not allowed to touch your cards till I
00:51:56| do yeah and then go excuse me and afterwards they'd be like yeah excuse me and then afterwards they'd be like you give me your true best cards and you
00:52:04| better not be lying you'll be like okay what am I gonna do with a five minute Nate are you gonna do with a five minute eight but like there's a little bit of jock culture
00:52:17| that still exists in like competitive drinking games I guess right that's another thing is like other people's apartments in turf oh yeah it's interesting thing you going to Scranton
00:52:30| like you us go out like we would always go to different people's apartments and like those four or five people in that apartment would always have their own set of rules so they'd like boss people
00:52:39| around rules and they'd be like but Emily said and then it'd be like they'd all like come in and be like whoa whoa whoa what are you doing so like you always had like a group of people that I
00:52:48| had each other's backs regardless of whatever was going on you gotta have to it makes sense to me I got nothing against that yeah there's my list you know Jesus
00:52:58| oh you know other other games a year come on oh my god who did did anyone call okay clerks guy quarters I didn't play a lot of quarters yeah I didn't play a lot quarters good I
00:53:10| forget what we had we had like you hit it into a shot glass is ice okay sometimes we had multiple cups I figure what they're like the secondary Cowboys but like my table we play quarters
00:53:22| enough that it had divots in it from the quarters sorry guys and I was good at quarters I don't I don't particularly like quarters I think it's kind of boring because everyone sit there just
00:53:37| like slamming the table over and over again they don't interact but out we played a game called moose it's that seed yeah moose is a 16-ounce can't like one of these bad boys like just props
00:53:51| right here and you put an ice cube tray against it right one side was give one side was take and you would bounce your quarter into the thing huh and if you could get two in the top slot I think
00:54:03| one give you can give someone the whole beer that you were playing with but like when Adam was two four six eight I don't know how many things are an IceCube dry but yeah it's like so the
00:54:15| supplies tester the spoons out when I was remembering was a euchre have you play euchre it sounds really familiar that's like an upstate you know yeah you can work one New York one I don't
00:54:32| remember the rules to euchre I just remember that you had like a spoon and like for some reason you're trying to steal the spoon from somebody else and like the whole point
00:54:42| strike people my ex-girlfriend was big into spoons different versions of spoons so I think there would be cards constantly flipping around the whole table like you pass
00:54:54| cards to people like you'd flip a card take the card flip a card take card and everyone's seated in a circle so like as you're flipping and taking cards you're trying to keep three of a kind or four
00:55:04| of a kind or make a match or a pair or something so that everyone's doing physical activities with their left and the right so much that once someone has made this match whether it's three of
00:55:14| calling for were kind a see I don't remember the role when that card showed up that card will be placed face-up and that person will grab a spoon and now you're still paying attention your cards
00:55:23| you're flipping up you're flipping look and now all the spoons get taken and everyone just freaks out and punches people and you're grabbing a spoon you're reaching over the table and
00:55:30| you're like I need a spoon because there's always one less food than people yeah someone yeah which is like the musical chairs idea yeah with spoons which I mean who gets angry at a spoon
00:55:44| honestly I would I'm for the least aggressive utensil I think I would throw I think I did throws me god damn and he feels stupid immediately as it hits the ground it was like oh no no you didn't
00:55:57| let go [Music] so do you might touch on beer pong yeah beer pong was the game is the game no anyone all the Beirut Beirut
00:56:09| yeah like Washington DC people called it Beirut that's that's the other thing that's probably changed now the internet has taken over the world like that's a phenomenon where everyone who calls on
00:56:19| eugene ole yeah yeah in okay so home tell me your average beer rules or whatever cuz like they're different for regions so there was like
00:56:28| if you get two in the same time you get it back right oh it was game oh we was if you got two in the same club yeah who's gay didn't grab the cup fast enough so that the racks yeah and then
00:56:41| if two people got it is like these guys set up like six of them in a triangle versus zoom in a triangle to one two I think than any shoot ping pong ball I don't know I'm just check this coming
00:56:52| okay aliens in the future could be checking us out has to be 100 years and try to recreate it no I liked me better got it so there was headed you double in the same Cup that
00:57:03| was game over there was someone hits your cup you better take that Cup and if you don't one hit the other teammate hit that same Cup before you took it away game
00:57:11| get ready some naked lap even if you were holding in your hand and they sunk it in your hand mounted too and then if they both same round got it in separate cups
00:57:21| it came roll back to roll back give them back give them back same I agree and then if you bounced it that was two cups too but you could SWAT a bounce
00:57:32| correct you could SWAT a bounce yeah and then if you swatters anything was free for all what's wrong it's if you spotted the the ball away then anyone could grab the ball and then
00:57:44| it was there a ball to play oh I didn't know that that's cool that's a good one cuz the guy who swats it knows to hit it back to his other teammate or towards himself unless he's
00:57:54| already a drunk enough to run in him I'd wait buddy the other one how about um how many rear ex you guys play do we just do one one do one okay that make sense somebody rewrites the indeed I
00:58:06| laid it a place where there were two rear ex and I was like to you so why you go Dimond you go Dimond and then you do like like to what you're two in a row or something cuz if you hadn't tired ain't
00:58:16| going on yeah but you just change your we just lean you know not telling me you're telling the people who made this yeah sure it's my last one I'm literally about to text someone
00:58:36| upstairs to bring me a beer one more beer uh well the the timer's gonna run out soon so that that was that was to go to a game right that was Emery after yeah what's possible popular game who
00:58:52| are the other rules if you didn't win at all you didn't sing a KO if you didn't hit any you didn't get shut out there's a shutout right as a shutout usually there's a naked wow yeah naked lap so
00:59:04| doesn't always apply my legs on people my like an ass I know you you're my yes my feet was on crutches playing the game and he was hitting cups off the table by accident it's considered sunk by the way
00:59:21| yes yes so we ended up losing my friend was on crutches and we had to streak while he was on crutches and we went opposite directions so on the back of our lap I saw him crutching naked
00:59:37| flopping towards me every little jumpy made and I think that was one of the only times I went streaking I might have watched shrieking like one other time oh I was totally
00:59:51| nude at a Matty's party and just covering my junk throwing beer pong yeah I guess it feels like the appropriate thing to do cuz you never my god hold on you think someone took a lighter to my
01:00:04| pubes and Sarah mine so that's not a cool thing to do no it was actually kind of funny and because I think we took a picture of it anyway Wow Maddy these were always wild I don't know he was a
01:00:20| goalie he um how's the last one Maddy the goalie who always were actual leather pads real leather oh and the real goalie mask like a Barney Bravo masculine Laura Lee limbers or I see
01:00:35| that's crazy saw tuck up dude dude in ice hockey he were all old equipment it was all leather it was all like deer hide like he would
01:00:45| he would legit and he did stand-up style you ever see a goalie play stand up men's league while dude he had the old stick he had everything and he played stand up
01:00:55| you couldn't score a goal on him within this far of the crease because he would just like you could if you took a shot from the red line you had a 50/50 shot of scoring cuz he would kick his leg out
01:01:09| and just miss it and I was like so red line red lines far far away yeah yeah blue line have those when and far-far it's like fifty feet at least yeah like he would just swipe his leg at it cuz he
01:01:24| wouldn't go down and any kind of butterfly he never did butterfly do hmm but anyway his parties were awesome and we would drink and play all these games were talking about people get yeah
01:01:36| anyway yeah I mean that was that's the core of drinking college right because everyone is single everyone is essentially make looking housing money yeah Gords area inhibitions are lowered
01:01:49| not you're in him now you're inhibitor neurons they're actually increased but we won't get into that the so like sophomore year is probably my best year on my entire life
01:02:02| actually up your entire life like I have kids here's the beep rate there's no beep that's it's finished the one hour timer on dude how much more you got when we replay it boop boop games we play it
01:02:16| because I honestly okay I went here to the beginning that's really what anyone had the beginning replay it for you so my sophomore year everyone came to our apartment because because we knew we had
01:02:36| to split party so like my real friends were split so an apartment I had a really good friend and then in the dorms which were freshmen for some reason they put sophomores with freshmen those guys
01:02:50| were my really good friends and they were there too so everyone from the dorms couldn't drink in the dorms so they were forced to come to my apartment go elsewhere here on you guys were the
01:03:01| natural choice yeah you fellas we're such a good hosts it was good really you should take an advantage to charge anybody did you ever charge for parties oh why
01:03:11| would you charge for people did you charge people I never got fingers right I think try it one time but it was it never worked because all my friend friends would be like dude you're not
01:03:22| charging me right I know you're gonna do it and then anyone who came with them I'd be like can I have five bucks or like I need money which is a line I'd be like just come in you're fine I'd be
01:03:33| like I didn't James told me to come and like you didn't say anything about money and I really if you could like who are the worst that collecting the money I don't we raised like $18 on a $5 a cup
01:03:44| for like 40 people and who you know it's such a weird number I wants to man the door anyway no one wants to do that so what I'm saying there's a phase to it though like when you first go to college
01:03:58| there's like secretly drink in your dorm room with your buds like the small four-person party maybe five and you can grow it a little bit more but you it's a little dangerous the RA is gonna find
01:04:09| out much more yeah all right all right thank God shut up bread the apartment is a whole new level and Louis beer freshman year yeah what what about like the peak do
01:04:20| you think the peak was like probably like second or third year or you think it all depends what and when and where you lived and everything else like um I was I missing you I had a girlfriend
01:04:32| that's four years of college who is just a long-distance yeah she's long distance I don't think I ever cheated on her good man I mean I got wasted I partied I danced I
01:04:45| did all sorts of flirty stuff don't ever did that so and I would visit her like every other weekend him and we would we would have fun in her school because like it was that's it was kind
01:04:56| of cool going another school is kind of suck that I drove there yeah you're a holding environment this went long around anyway like this is what we loo DP do like the yet
01:05:05| [Laughter] to this day my roommate is the only person who ever peed in a deep ego I hope essential anesthesia we weren't this story no statute of limitations is
01:05:17| up I can't get him just peed right on the counter because they took over 45 minutes to give him a simple DP dough you would think they'd build a handle at but anyway on my junior didn't in my
01:05:32| junior year I was single ready to mingle and I had a good time she had four years I had five years so like by the fifth year the people that I knew that were split program so like by the time the
01:05:52| fourth year rolled around they're part of my friends we're leaving so it's like bitter you know bitter end fifth years like you're not on campus anymore you're getting there's nothing
01:06:05| yeah it's like a weird feeling it's a strange area so if you're going to college I would say sophomore years probably lay the golden year I can see that so it's kind of like you're
01:06:18| battling a period you're still young and fun and yeah and you don't realize that it's a it's you know that's your peak when it happens would you agree they're like your peak is it might never watch
01:06:30| out isn't you can't know when you're people you never know um real quick I have to grab something hold up conversation it's fine have a tell everyone when you peaked okay I'm right
01:06:44| there I have to grab one thing it's gonna take there three seconds and there will be a meet hold on do it once you have 41 seconds until the beep hmm parties I already give my sage advice
01:06:58| why he'd get all your friends together you just enjoy your time just try to have as much fun as possible some people look too strict in college they don't enjoy themselves they don't drink and
01:07:09| then that lingers that lingers on there all their whole persona they hold it and they they want to just party when they're older and there's no reason to do that because
01:07:20| College is the place to do it babe Mississippi you got four seconds it is I'm RELIGIOUS so would you say we're all alcoholics in college not to be a downer no so I was just saying that there's
01:07:46| some friends of mine that didn't drink at college and when they leave college yes at all so when they leave college they feel like they've missed out they shouldn't have done that because now
01:07:56| they drink after college today and they didn't it's not like it what were the causes for not drinking seriousness you would mess with their studies yes college isn't worth that much to me - so
01:08:12| the point of college is a you get a degree learn something that's probably like less than half of what college is really about it's about being challenged and like being wasted and still trying
01:08:23| to take a test and trying to understand what you learn like his does never wasted taking a test but you were wasted when you should have learned what the text is about
01:08:35| there were times where I sat down and they're like oh that's a quiz today and I was like pop quiz and they're like actually it's a test so I was like oh shit all right let's see and like those
01:08:46| tests we smoked I didn't do so badly and so sometimes it's like if you wing it you're gonna be all right so most the life is way bigger of that are you proficient in doing this of course you
01:08:58| know I could learn it are you proficient in the other thing is like drinking becomes something in the professional world - like if you're like um like a broker or something like you're just
01:09:08| snoozing people yeah that's a skill a skill we have going you have to know how to drink like you meet with a client it's a multi-million dollar account you see them for the first time you're like
01:09:19| enough with a small talk baby let's have a drink and they're like and you're like oh I not a drink we're good you immediately know you're fine like you imagine if you're like how to order
01:09:33| drink tender I'll have one excuse me Mom excuse me ma my that's the other thing that other cultures treat it different to so I kind of that's one of the things I want to go to like Korea cuz the Korea
01:09:47| apparently has like a very like I say it like brotherly or like sisterly culture where you go out and you can meet random people who will force you to drink like you were in college like that kind of a
01:10:00| party at massage yeah like they just want to go out and just like keep pounding it and then like eat street food and just feel like you're a teenager again it's interesting your
01:10:10| body doesn't respond to it the same the older you get though I mean yeah it becomes kind of brutal actually like tomorrow I'll probably be feeling those three beers I had even though that's
01:10:21| meager you are fallen to four I think but you have off so you're good off tomorrow that's why we did this happens freedom freedom it's gonna be good folks so there is
01:10:41| there's a painful so like hangover cures let's talk about hangover cure since we're already there thing what is a hangover it's not just lack of water because lack of water does not give me a
01:10:52| headache and make me feel like I want to die it's when your body for like an alcohol right but when your body breaks down alcohol there's actually a chemical compound left over it's it's related to
01:11:04| when Ethan all gets broken down by your body you know I say 10% does get broken down yeah 10% it creates a vinegar and this other common but it's called it's essentially carbage but it creates
01:11:17| vinegar in this other compound and this other compound could hang around in your system for 24 hours 25 hours three days one day half a day and I think it generally makes you feel like crap the
01:11:28| other thing is your brain is wrong Brad what drunk I was trying sex right I think that's yeah because like the dehydration factor and then like this is it trying to go
01:11:45| back to regular thank I heard that somewhere acetaldehyde and then acetate lives those two things one of them turned into vinegar one there's none what acetate is but acetate
01:11:57| the one that's in alcoholics or something much yeah that's why people can't that's because it's painful I guess right it sticks around your system it's not exactly healthy so like the
01:12:09| cures are but not cures but the things that make you better job drinking water and then Gatorade three wonders in the way you do it mm-hmm yeah troit and then Ana bananas have a lot of potassium
01:12:21| what's your body drains and then Greece as it covers your stomach as your stomach is not as stable is you have really covers that just like a misnomer it helps you keep down food okay so it
01:12:35| doesn't cure it it helps you with getting didn't they say eggs eggs are good means cuz it has a bunch of weird fats probably weird fats and cholesterol like good good stuff to coat your body
01:12:48| yeah buffer the other one so why does hara the dog work well the what hair of the dog what's hair of the dog where are you from dude i don't know that is hair of
01:13:03| the dog I don't when you drink again oh I heard that doesn't work actually it makes you feel better until you hit that well you're just delaying the hangover unless you're an alcoholic and need the
01:13:17| beer or whatever you're drinking no no Herod the dog is a real thing I mean essentially to put off your hangover how yeah I would google it hare the dog is when your body is a
01:13:30| craving alcohol or be craving a cure is hey it's Harry the dog real try that oh and I believe it releases dopamine and makes you feel better and goes into a weird zone and will literally just
01:13:43| prolong the hangover a period so that you're like yeah we'll deal with it tomorrow unfortunately there isn't a lot of proof saying whether the hair of the dog is
01:13:53| more than just a scientifically proven short term solution due to boozes impact on our neurotransmitter systems yes saying she'll good very short-term but it makes you feel worse in the long term
01:14:05| I don't think it makes you feel worse alone I'm I think it just prolongs your yeah yeah hangover will happen later it's like prolonged today makes it longer I don't think it does let's say
01:14:17| that it doesn't say that specific post opponent yeah official scientific blog entry anyway folks just don't drink um yeah drink responsibly don't drink and drive
01:14:35| be illegal about it make sure you're over 21 in the United States doctor if you're in another country that doesn't have a rule about it do what everyone so like it always comes back to my parents
01:14:46| stories but my dad when he looked like he was like he weighed like 200 pounds by reason like fifth grade or something he was a and six before really yeah my daddy was like Victor city's like he
01:14:59| went oh my god he went early and he's Italian like juice I don't know listen okay that's my father we're talking about all I know is the drinking age in New Jersey was 18 so when he was like 16
01:15:12| used to go over to New Jersey and fake like he was 18 buy booze and come back nice come on dude there's someone responsible if I was a cashier I probably wouldn't
01:15:23| care whoo what's the youngest you ever felt beer have you ever bought beer under 21 we had fake IDs from what like printed yeah where you bought them printed and then they it'll laminate
01:15:36| them I think I used mine a couple times just to what we all did we all had them so by the time we were like 19 or Tyriq at all yeah yeah yeah so out of like 10 friends that had them we only you know
01:15:50| how many times you really buy beer once every weekend so like yeah 20 or 30 buys hmm the UM the best one I ever did was a place on cotton an avenue it was a drive-through beer place it was like one
01:16:08| of its first of its kind and like Mayfair and uh I drove up because I could drive and I be the said LaSalle mm-hmm I'm not gonna say it was college or high school yeah
01:16:18| high school but I would I forgot my duty but I have my college ID and I had a deep voice went into this after I swear to God and the dude looked at it he was like and it said HS which
01:16:34| was high school at the ends now and he shook his head and he was just like it's $28 and he let me by and let you go her yeah it was like I was like 17 years old oh man we used to have the hook-up a
01:16:47| freshman meeting we had somebody who's older good shit we had somebody who's older who would sneak it in and a brown bag like it was obvious and then we'd pay him probably like a ridiculously
01:17:00| like excess price up top charge of like a a $10 bottle of vodka was like 20 bucks it was like double Oh Bryce you'd be like I mean there's a there's a price for everything yeah yeah
01:17:11| ironically my college hookup was the RA across from us we got in to buy US beer yeah I'm just you know I say I'm supposed to say starry I didn't say his goddamn name
01:17:21| okay more than one RI different ways of building but no he was he could get arrested yeah police showbiz or we were listening to the unmanned or the other day the other funny one was we had Fred
01:17:46| parties it's my buddy's house in Northeast that got burned out like a fire happened in it so they couldn't live there anymore but it was totally fine there were just
01:17:57| rules about if there's a fire in your house you're not allowed to move back into it until X Y & Z happens like an attractor so the house was like totally livable not burnt at all and like me
01:18:08| baby in there three months everyone Northeast Philadelphia probably knows what I'm talking about Fred party we're all like in high school or below and we would somehow get a keg
01:18:18| there and just party with like youth and everyone would show up from all over the place is like oh god has youths and I just remembered Fred party sir while I told my first major jokes at frat
01:18:30| parties oh nice thank God for then fire huh so I mean we all remember stuff from our youth like those kind of things those kind of parties is kind of people and
01:18:44| it's not good to drink alcohol or be underage but yeah it could have long-term mental issues you could huh prevent you from maturing into a fully blossoming adult hmm it's possible the
01:19:07| only thing we just want to promote is not to do it while driving and not to do it while drink responsibly a little bit I guess have fun but you also have to be not stupid don't be stupid about drunk
01:19:24| driving deaths are down folks you know why because the DUI laws are crazy hardcore way over the top and they're arresting everyone I mean there's a bail it costs a lot of money to it's like
01:19:39| three grand at least a thousand bucks I'm gonna say 1000 bucks for a whole thing guard the order back mr. grand starter pack but I mean in one hand it does we are seeing fewer drunk driving
01:19:51| deaths that's good I would that's a good thing keeping drunks off the road is good the problem is I think we're we're gathering people in this six seven eight nine ten repeat we probably just get
01:20:05| those top two groups that kind of haze it isn't theirs you always read a story on FARC or some other website that tells crazy news it's like man arrested for you're like 15 I would have maybe had
01:20:26| his keys taken well I don't know I also don't know you have 45 seconds then this episode though well folks we like you we like you a lot it's not just the gap inhibitors going
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