Transcript of Episode 84 - Saudi Jamal Khashoggi Murder
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00:00:02| in the united states were protected under free speech we can say what we want nothing happens to us but what if that wasn't the case what if some other country decided to
00:00:12| come into your country essentially kidnapped you and kill you murder you what would you do you couldn't do anything your country would have to figure it out piece it back together and
00:00:23| if you don't trust your country are they gonna fail you are they gonna savior your ass save your ass plus locker room talk so I'm Dan and I'm Nick folks for old friends dissecting
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00:01:12| good time [Music] all right there we go yeah so tell me one more life we do a line yeah okay you do your line but hmm so what I'm really
00:01:48| talking about now this is a current event which was asked of aspire viewers to do something recent fresh Jamal brand-spanking-new five weeks ago right well actually they they're piecing it
00:02:03| together so Jamal khashoggi how he was shaggy yeah he was essentially lured to a consulate and murdered and dismembered for speaking his mind essentially he was a
00:02:17| international reporter investigator and that's Lucy a um citizen he was living in Turkey at the time I don't know what his citizenship is but that is quick question because I've read during um
00:02:32| some of the articles that he was constantly being lured back by the good man our good friend and that he constantly was avoiding this situation I guess he is a Saudi cuz he is he so the
00:02:46| whole reason that he was at the consulate to begin with is that a week prior he went there to get a marriage license married to his wife and they told him to come back in a week
00:02:55| so the moment he stepped foot in that consulate there was a spy that overheard what he was saying they told him to come back so they could plan his death his eventual murder
00:03:04| so that spy flew back to Saudi Arabia gathered up like a dozen people planned it out probably talked to the crown prince came back and they set it up so when he came back that week that next
00:03:17| week team of 14 men right Banta something like that 14 specially armed soldiers showed up found him kidnapped him and that was the last anyone ever saw
00:03:27| yeah and that was in a different embassy because they have the footage right yeah that was in Turkey's Embassy in Istanbul Istanbul yes so it's kind of nuts that another country can decide to execute
00:03:43| somebody in another country yeah yeah it's like pushing the boundary pretty far and the best part about it is probably that Saudi Arabia is like it's like we don't
00:03:54| know what happened to him and then like turkeys like well we have a video of him going in to the embassy and then they're like oh I don't know he left like we saw him leave it's like we have video of
00:04:04| another person looks like him but is wearing different shoes then he entered always at the party yeah because they had a look-alike that went in and left wearing cushaw B's clothes but not his
00:04:17| shoes cuz I guess the shoes didn't fit in this case and I I just it doesn't make any sense what like what he was doing either they have video of him leaving like so his wife pulled up
00:04:29| dropped him off and was waiting outside I'll call it vodka Shaggy yeah that's weird call me by my first name but anyway I can't wait to marry you Khashoggi and then uh so the the guy
00:04:41| gets murdered and like three hours later the impersonator walks out the back door and leaves his wife supposed wife that's sitting in the front well you can't go with her she's ya know right away yeah
00:04:53| her satyrs and that makes well of course but they have this all on tape right and these consulate embassies are probably bugged like nobody's business so you can probably and then pry taped all around
00:05:03| apparently they are so you could for my direction yeah you can find out who goes in who comes out and then that guy the guy who is the impersonator he leaves and goes so like his hotel dressed as
00:05:16| cushaw he pretending to be him and then he gets changed back into his normal clothes and he's seen later in front of an elevator joking with somebody and laughing so he's yucking it up after he
00:05:27| just witness somebody get killed we don't know these so opposed idli but probably did huh hey stranger put these clothes on and go out the back door okay
00:05:39| it's Wednesday mm-hmm love over 50 he just flew here from Saudi Arabia he needs some new clothes I never sky these shoes on they don't fit
00:05:50| dammit ah someone here who has brownish shoes so I guess more because a how do you feel about like cuz we're just talking about it now they could decide like hey let's go grab those guys and
00:06:06| bring them to an embassy and do what we want I mean I think I read death death penalty is in play for all of them it better be I mean they have them want right go
00:06:15| ahead I don't know like well I don't know what happened to him well then here's a here's a good question and let's say we find out that our CIA did its own research correct huh
00:06:26| now originally we kind of thought it was the Saudi prince what's his name Mohammed bin Salman is the crown prince Saudi Arabia Mahmud been my man anyway um he took over power in a pretty
00:06:39| ubiquitous way I use that worry right I don't know if you did a universal way yeah widespread way this one is I just wanted to say you Bick with us uh-huh
00:06:51| he didn't take power he's uh he's in line to take over for his father who is like in his knees yeah I don't know that guy's name though okay so anyway the prince why what were his motives is what
00:07:09| I'm getting that I think kosher you was an outspoken advocate against him so he was getting frustrated that someone was speaking out and also the people associated with the supposed murder they
00:07:21| were like they have photos of the conference next to him they're part of his bodyguards like this detail and then like these people all interconnected so like like that guy knew that guy from
00:07:31| college and they work together and so it's like of the dossier um when they did their research into the program I don't know how they got that's but we got phone records and he had had phone
00:07:42| calls with members of these 14 or so people know yeah so yeah check that out they were saying we're overheard saying things right yeah that the the deed is done or something like that
00:07:54| mm-hmm tell your boss we're done something like that mm-hm and then I think they have more information than they're letting on and they won't tip the past I'm pretty sure
00:08:06| that a that the consequence bugged and B there's probably like people joked that like he was wearing like an Apple watch or something like it was actively recording what was happening and that
00:08:18| there this might actually be real I don't know it was true or not and that like during his murder like it was still recording after he had after he'd been killed and like somebody else from an
00:08:29| adjacent room was like hey can you keep it down or go somewhere else cuz it's it's it's getting too loud in here like he's like I don't want to be blamed for this like somebody that was just like a
00:08:36| general I was just trying to stay out of it he's like hey I don't want anything to do with this nice twacks fucked up mm drop the f-bomb per true fucked up yeah that's that's true I sit back near
00:08:53| RPG listeners you're listening so how did they kill him tranquilizers way too many tranquilizers I wish it was that easy I think someone he dismembered him after the fact didn't they I don't know
00:09:05| ah I think the guy who so this is the suppose of thing also is that okay Kisaragi was making a lot of noise because he was still awake and aware of what was happening him as they were
00:09:15| hacking him up so like again this is a like a violation of hearsay I guess I don't know human rights I would say but it's like also like a a code like I like to do that to another human being how
00:09:29| like how could you do that and not have repercussions mentally morally you've like it's completely immoral to do something violent against somebody and then to have them actively in pain and
00:09:40| just like seems ridiculous that suffering where they die like torture essentially yeah I don't know to be honest with you and I don't know which government agencies do it in which don't
00:09:54| and which allow it which don't cuz what's the u.s. stance on torture technically didn't we have them don't do it but we do it gun Cortana movie iguana Tom Grant Onam oh there they had
00:10:06| practice that was about to say Guatemala they yeah so they had like waterboarding which they found to be illegal right you can't waterboard people it's I think it's sticking up a rag in their mouth
00:10:21| and then dripping water on their face so like water makes you so you choke a little bit and then it I think the water goes up your nose what happens is your body because your mouth is covered and
00:10:30| you're breathing out your nose when you're no this is your only air passage and water starts going up at your body freaks out it thinks it's drowning I think it sends a whole bunch of messages
00:10:38| like thrash around like you know you're dying you're dying so it really messes it's not good yeah I hope I never am worth more turd I hope so what's the best form of torture well then we can go
00:10:54| back to the Iron Maiden and like those things I'm like oh yeah like contraptions and people being stretched and quartered like it gets bad but that's what happened when they didn't
00:11:03| have internet or like Netflix just keep going there's something I want to bring it but it's not we'll bring it back a little bit so torture is almost universally understood as wrong there's
00:11:17| a gray area when we in any morality class they say we've captured an enemy intelligence agent he knows where the bomb is it could kill hundreds if not thousands of people and a church or a
00:11:31| mosque or somewhere innocent where they're just praying should we torture him if we could get the information the utilitarian in you says yes yes it does listen that this guy bring him back a
00:11:44| terms B pronounce it exactly Pat myself s so yeah um yeah I think you have to and then if you look at other countries I mean they don't give a shit like prisoners of war they tortured the fuck
00:12:00| out of people right but does that if you didn't torture anyone ever as long as your country was around could you take possible but let's say you could do it right and you never
00:12:13| started you never did it even when these situations arose wouldn't you in some way hold a moral high-ground forever like uh like I don't know give me a situation before
00:12:31| I am forced personally to do it like I know something is happening and that person knows like um I say like the movie prisoners like there was a kid that was kidnapped and held somewhere
00:12:42| and the father of that kid had the person who he presumed knew where he was so he was torturing that person to save the son it's like in that situation I think I would have to do that for the
00:12:56| sake of my son you would have to force that person even tell even your own kid yeah it's a real gray area um so what about killing someone for similar reasons that they
00:13:14| were gonna do harm to dozens if not hundreds of people try think bomb somewhere let's say how about they about the Hitler one you go back in time and murder six-year-old Hitler would you do
00:13:26| it still killing a kid but I would not do it I would never do it how old is Hitler can't wait till he's thirteen fourteen no kidding you girls the first time he hurts a mouse or
00:13:37| anything at least five that's too young man plus you don't know the repercussions of that so you could kill him and then someone else could be a better dictator than he was and then
00:13:47| actually take a better tactician yeah or not have syphilis I think he had syphilis and not go crazy did he I think he went crazy at the end yeah hmm but he's not dead yet
00:14:00| another gray area is if like someone's coming to your house to attack your family it's like at one point like the moment they step on your lawn before they get to your lawn are they knocking
00:14:09| on your door you I don't think you can kill them outside yeah once evident domain is inside the house I don't know what eminent means I mean that domains like when they retake repossess your
00:14:19| house I don't know if eminent applies if there's a castle rule was I think there's a castle rule in Texas yeah where you can I think called eminent domain I really did I mean I could be
00:14:30| way off I thought that's the one where we meet I went to domain is when they take your house because it's like on the path to like a road needs to go where your house is so
00:14:40| it's the for the betterment of the society for mine do not shoot any bankers coming to take your eminent domain Nixon stand your ground is in Jersey and PA I think stand
00:14:52| your ground stand your ground rule yeah or the sake of someone else's safety the weird part is like you have to make sure yeah if someone's being attacked by somebody and you save that person or you
00:15:04| you're making an attempt to defend them on because of their honor like if my neighbor wasn't really give him you have to kiss them really hard after the eight year old man you just saved his life you
00:15:16| gotta kiss him on the lips so hard to prove you were saving this is like make sure they somebody ma'am yeah excuse me ma'am I got to step in here and give you a
00:15:26| little bit of a kiss I'm seven he's kissing on that kid so that he's that girl uh they say in your home vehicle workplace you're allowed to use the castle doctrine which is a standard
00:15:38| ground rule it's good as you live work and worship out of your vehicle like the lawyer what's that was that lawyer a Buick lawyer or something like that
00:15:51| well is he Buick law he would catalog of his car yeah I lived at his car goddamn that's awesome terrible so I think you're covered on all grounds there that's like a triple a triple-decker
00:16:03| right there you can kill anyone from here you do drive you're covered but if someone's like on your lawn and you shoot them I don't like you have to really prove that they're about to do
00:16:15| something awful like that he's holding a grenade or something I think if anyone's holding a renaud you're allowed to shoot them what if they break into your house they say like
00:16:26| if you're gonna shoot them you better shoot them in the front and not the back because they could claim that they were fleeing running away well what if you shoot them in the front and they were
00:16:34| literally just gonna rob you is that justified I've no idea if you shoot them in the front and they're just going to rob you so it's not lethal force yeah they were just breaking in
00:16:45| the take stuff and then sell it like they were these jimang the door with a screwdriver they came in the screwdriver still outside they didn't have it in
00:16:52| their hand and they just had bags that were empty and ever and stuff all your money in it huh so I just that I just broke into the house to see what it would look like
00:16:59| with it wherever to go on sale you know I'm just trying to stake out what's what's ahead here how much would use on this Roker I have my real estate license I think
00:17:11| you your intent if you're breaking into someone's domicile is to harm them it's to harm them you have to you have to assume that they're going to do that but in Co Shaggy's case he walked into the
00:17:22| embassy so that the line there's if you are jumped by a group of people can you stand your ground at that point like will you have time to react to defend yourself you'll have you don't have time
00:17:35| to adjust the situation and take an act right at all time I mean even if you could you know the time yeah Oh shucks man Jamarcus rough way to go yeah and let's
00:17:48| talk about like the I guess the political aspect of it so yeah that's more I'm strongest let's go so the Saudis are playing a like a weird shitty game of like true crime here and they
00:18:01| keep revealing stuff that they don't know and then Turkey must have surveillance on all that so every time tau D says something Turkey comes back and says now well we have this footage
00:18:13| we have this recording XY and Z like why like Turkey and the south side I guess they're battling a little bit because they're their same region as far as what we care about
00:18:24| they're both shitty countries I mean there's good people in those countries but like course Turkey is a dictatorship now it was a democracy it was planned to be like a balance under join one of them
00:18:38| allows foreigners in it like just the whole country is foreigners no one from the United States and I was like just bring them all in American just bring them all it's a joke it's an American
00:18:49| joke so they're all foreigners to us yes they're yes exactly you got it just making sure that making sure the audience got it hey audience America sucks just kidding
00:19:02| because we realize our full foolishness sometimes we're gonna get into that a little bit yeah maybe possibly so turkey is now an authoritarian dictatorship under this
00:19:15| guy herb irwin and orowan he or go on he uh he essentially took by force the country and decided so like the I guess the he would say the constitution of Turkey says that there's going to be a
00:19:31| ruling power and that ruling power is checked by the military because the military is trying to enforce that it is a democracy and voting happens normally and that there isn't some sort of you
00:19:43| know like a cow flat maybe like a religious based leader that is centralizing power so they're the whole purpose is that the military comes in to defend the honor of the citizens but it
00:19:55| could be both ways that the you know those are the flip power a different way yeah so there was an attempt at a coup which was in the Constitution to do so because
00:20:04| her Gwon was taking power and after that coup which only lasted like a couple days they just wiped off like two hundred thousand people just like they're like I don't like you're a
00:20:18| teacher you're speaking like free speech or you might be against me I'm just gonna eliminate you detain you in all the officials that were like I don't even know if they were for the coup or
00:20:29| maybe it was like suspect but maybe they were just the other party you know what I mean for so like that's the question to you is if you're gonna detain two hundred thousand people how long does it
00:20:39| take you to vet those 200,000 people and obtain them ten years yeah well I think this happened within like a couple weeks where they actually took everyone that they decided was against them so there's
00:20:51| no possible way they could have just like really honestly looked at who was against them or for them it's just like it's like that Nick over like that Nick over to me yeah he can't be good
00:21:02| he can't there's no way he something sinister about his stare hmm yeah so Turkey I don't know I mean as far as like us entry it's like this stable countries are
00:21:14| better because you can you know who's fooling them I guess but as far as likely I guess having an allegiance with them it's kind of a weird thing it's like okay we might get a little oil from
00:21:28| them or they might like enforce military role in certain areas it's like do you want to mail a out there with like a whole bunch of random groups fighting and rebels and stuff like probably not
00:21:38| so we're gonna back like a dictator government for now it's kind of a kind of weird yeah this is a anti-democratic it happens all the time : eggs it does the us-backed somebody that's just a
00:21:56| better option of too shitty options and they're not back money based usually right yeah I guess economically based like which one has the most advantage to you right and the CIA actually think
00:22:10| followed up with the New York Times article it said yeah it looks like there's things leading to the crown prince and all of these people are involved and then I think Trump came
00:22:21| back and said I don't care no lazy shit wasn't Trump's thing is like uh I didn't really read the whole thing I don't believe it yeah how's the way to go that's a good way to go because then you
00:22:35| can't say I did read it and it's totally right but then it would contradict myself I'd rather say I'm not gonna read it I'm not gonna read about these pacts yeah I feel like these people are
00:22:45| telling me the truth but I don't know anything else I don't know how to read or write I'm just gonna say like to use my heart when I believe people make sure you clean the forest floor could start
00:22:58| forest fires ah raking and raking those leaves mmm hopefully somebody gets that reference cuz that's what that's so dumb I had a soda sorry president Trump Donald Trump keywords reviews just went
00:23:19| up putting pink let's just include sex in North Korea in it and then that'll be the greatest video of all time like are ya here's the questions a city so like
00:23:28| let's say our leader sucked not saying that would be terrible no he can have his dismembered and killed and etc etc probably would yeah so I would say if we did have a bad
00:23:39| leader like what does that say about us like can we also say that yo are leaders bad we're all cool like is there a way to do that like I say the leader of Turkey is is Santa he's a real Jo does
00:23:55| that mean all Turkish people are like you know to me so this was this came up in our like privacy episode that like you need the privacy and ordered and the microbiology I mean there's an organism
00:24:05| the constituent of a parts or the majority of what's going on what rules what rules the roost yeah so it kind of comes up a lot it's becoming stranger now because like with like nuclear
00:24:18| powers and people have like ultimate military control is there ever a situation where a citizen can have equal power or a group of citizens like you pretty much have to be a rebel group
00:24:29| that controls a military aspect to overthrow a government as big as the US and we're not saying we're doing that [Laughter] yeah like these guys they got spunk
00:24:52| president we're gonna be dead in 12 hours it's like I just tweeted some guy said he's gonna destroy that bathroom not with a bomb not not a bomb this is not a
00:25:04| danger he was like it is yeah so yeah it's getting weird now that like the technology level is just so far away from what a standard citizen can have then I don't think like the like coos
00:25:20| and overthrowing governments is gonna happen unless it's like third world unless these people are Blatter blasting each other away with ak-47s and ar-15s and stuff so like unless you're like
00:25:32| hand-to-hand combat with like knives and bullets and stuff I think whatever government is out there right now it's probably the stick for quite a while this is
00:25:40| wild but it ties in with when new technologies new control options happen aren't there new anti-technology founder neat ways yeah counters for every everything that
00:25:52| happens like what if um everyone next wednesday decided to set their bank accounts and turn off their student loan pay backs and everyone in the entire united states said hey we're not paying
00:26:05| back student loans and they all did it regardless of the credit score like if they all did it on one day and just stopped for months on end what would happen to this companies the government
00:26:18| we neither have to bail them out or they would all just disappear right how would they pay anyone right now money would that bait the system would implode what was that that's a whole system as part
00:26:29| of it and but but they never to address it in some way so I'm pretty sure either the government would have to just pay off pay them enough to keep all the workers there or else like how are the
00:26:42| workers staying there who's floating the money who's who's paying the accountants the people that go in every day what you owe me so funny well it's all stop sending mail to each
00:26:51| other physical mail thank you the United States Postal Service advertisers hmm everyone stopped buying anything no consumer goods oh yeah can we pick you know there's Black Friday
00:27:06| where everyone fights each other and kicks each other's asses to buy things and like punches each other what if there was like a 48 hour window where we didn't buy anything anyone I'm so it's
00:27:16| supermarket 7/11 how crazy would that be what we call it we're not allowed to call white Friday or something is that defensive yeah I'm just envisioning like every parent
00:27:26| day the United States is like decides they're not gonna buy Christmas presents and like the tree is completely bare underneath and the parents are cheering on because they're screwing the
00:27:35| government and then there's a child in the background crying and that's the reason becomes a terrorist I can see it yeah so to kind of bring it back the
00:27:51| Terrorism do you remember when the Turkish goons protesters a lawn I know you sent me the clip yeah so that was they say that the I think the Turkish embassies around the corner
00:28:02| that irawan was still in his car and he actually like gave like a hand signal to like his goons and his goons went forward against people who were against
00:28:12| him so there were supporters protesting and I guess anti Turkish protesters out there too and the good type Turkish protester they were trying to bring their Kurdish the curta Kurds are waving
00:28:26| the flag into the Turkish people they believe they're terrorists cuz it's closely associated with my slice so that in the comments and I didn't understand so yeah so the Kurds were also the
00:28:37| people who got I think mustard guessed in Iraq yeah again I don't know if they're truly tourists or not and like just saying you're Kurdish shouldn't imply that you are terrorists that just
00:28:50| seems ridiculously good especially not people who are Kurdish American and protesting in Washington DC especially not a group that's in power can't say that about another group and
00:29:01| saying well they're terrorists all of you are all terrorists because you're not everyone who wants me to stop is a terrorist like that's a blanket statement to put on so that was one of
00:29:12| the most ridiculous video so did you how frustrated were you watching it not that frustrating so I watched it before I read the description before I read all the comments and before I knew the
00:29:24| context I was like oh shit they're throwing down on the White House lawn and they don't even shoot these guys there ya know with a baton yeah and the cameraman was on an amazing job he like
00:29:33| yeah break down the long head like a stabilizer it was like perfect it's so good cinematic whoo good I can't wait till they have drone footage where it's just like a 3d it's like VR you're
00:29:43| jumping in the you're trying to fight a be amazing if they recorded it in VR and you got to beat protesters well three it's finally bodyguards depending on Niraj yeah but do you get my reference
00:30:02| up pick up pick up that pen and everyone always didn't and they would always just shock you and put it in the dryer good if you watch that video again you'll notice that the police officers don't
00:30:17| fight any of the bodyguards they'll tell them to get off but they don't yeah there's something weird going on there because they knew of the political implications of battling of bodyguard if
00:30:27| someone had killed a bodyguard how awesome would it have been if a guy just took out a gun just blasted like eight bullets into a bodyguard was like oops the only problem is like I see the dead
00:30:37| Bassel rule I think that he might be dead immediately but that still castle rule if there's people getting the button in front of you and they're starting to get closer to you I mean
00:30:47| that's that's right you don't know where they're gonna stop what which which was is its second amendment whose gun rules I forget which one was the yeah Second Amendment so like in that era the right
00:30:58| of your arms turned into Bair's I wish there was a body that would be amazing it's totally a t-shirt or something I've seen before someone's right to bear arms is just spelled different destroy some
00:31:17| bodyguards but I mean none of those none of those bodyguards were I don't know if they ever got tried I mean they they said they were going to but I don't know we dealt with by their own country yes
00:31:30| you can we don't have the power to deal with them so yeah you measure if they're like yeah we're giving you a fine of a hundred and thirty dollars diplomatic immunity bodyguards a meeting so they
00:31:42| were even like beating women like kicking them while they're on the ground and like choking the mountain kicks him they kick some some pain broads that's crazy Nick is being probably any
00:31:56| apologies and purposely offensive to to prove a point actually I don't know if it was a proven point I think I was just trying to yeah but he is I mean that was bad I don't
00:32:08| know I don't know why that's allowable you would think the police be on your side but no apparently not they were just trying to be like let's calm things down people just like people
00:32:18| getting be left writer's calm get back it off it down no but it's in general that's wild um we can talk about this all the treatment of Wheat Minh so Saudi Arabia is also in the stone Age's I
00:32:35| think their their government is based off of a like a royal blood type of thing that I think 300 years ago they had one ruler and the descends the descendants of that ruler have continued
00:32:48| to control South Saudi Arabia and since an oil state like they have all the money in the world so I guess they been keeping the right to whatever yeah so here are some of the ridiculous things
00:33:00| that Saudia Saudi Arabia does they maybe maybe this Navy we're not journalists that want to die yeah imposing presence of prison sentences for tweeters so anybody who's
00:33:11| against the government and they tweeted out they might come after you and put you in prison and prison is probably not our prison where you get left alone and stuck in a Cell it's probably more like
00:33:21| get tortured it's worse probably for the record I always tweet at ice or ice gov Isis taka for ice no no ice immigration control immigration what's the group ice and work to the morning what is ice I
00:33:40| actually don't know what that stands for immigration can chooklotto is control immigration customs enforcement about customs of course I tweeted ice like every week or two what do you how do you
00:33:54| tweet at them it's never anything like a threat because that would be weird I'm always like oh my god another agent in ice and I'll put it all in quotes and tag them and be like offered to son but
00:34:08| they never respond and they refuse to block sometimes I'm like ice 18 children were living in my work and I put a fake address in and I hope they go to it one day I do that guys up there the tracking
00:34:22| news of women Oh but what am I gonna do like marry an immigrant and hope they don't find me you know to me seem like I'm not doing anything immigration related so I don't
00:34:31| care but I think they're a great organization and I root for ice I root for them to win the battle against poor people who can't speak English or whatever they whoever they beat up or or
00:34:44| separate children from their parents or that what they do that's what no I I hear that's what they do because they're cold but that's what's on the head on the fake news media some of that I don't
00:34:57| know might might be true anyway might have happened why I hate ro they play it up it probably it probably did happen once or twice or three times or five times a day
00:35:04| but anyway it's ridiculous but um to get to corral myself cuz I'm having a little too much fun um we root for ice big big ice guys here I just don't like how they offer to suck
00:35:22| my you-know-what in front of my wife so they could tone it down a little bit that'd be great moving on Saudi Arabia oh it would be arrested for sure for tweeting yeah
00:35:34| that's yeah you would have been that's what we were gone you'd have been canned and then for bidding winning women to drive I think that recently got overturned I think they just recently
00:35:42| allowed their women to drive good for Saudi Arabia they that their accident rape just don't like ya say didn't want to take on the high insurance premiums until now see now that you're trying to
00:35:58| be bad let's keep in my mouth quite after little ice thing ah let's see like uh I know there are stories of people that have committed our scene people commit crimes like children stealing
00:36:13| food and stuff and they I mean their justice is Swift like I chop their hand off immediately in a public square it's like SMS not like you're just condemning someone you know like you
00:36:27| know ahead I guess a Len do they do that in the lab do they actually chop a hand off or they try they hold them up what they were about to and then Jasmine grabs the
00:36:36| Appl out of his back pocket and says ah no farm no harm here the Apple has been returned really it was the same Apple so mm-hmm Aladdin owes his hand to justice that's all I'm saying
00:36:49| at least they didn't kiss in public because PDA is also frowned upon you're not allowed to murder I don't know if they murder people who kiss in public they just imprison them and beat them
00:36:59| and probably baby take their visas away maybe if they're foreigners weird yeah you're also not allowed to be intoxicated not drink they find God we don't do that
00:37:10| mm-hmm and what else do they do I don't know I I'm fearful of going there they like they would say like Dubai it's the city of the future and it's built by slaves that we've imprisoned here
00:37:21| forever and it's like ooh it's the same thing with a guitar like guitars building a stadium and it's built on the back of people who cannot leave the country because they took their visas oh
00:37:32| my go you win some you lose some right the old expressions like that it's less you really don't do it don't do it you did it Oh oh man just before it was a record we
00:37:58| for the record we knew this episode we go sideways because clearly very conservative Pro slave pro whatever else bad Pro oh I wish we could crank these things but the US government is so
00:38:14| entwined in the oil phase go and money and they don't give a shit about human rights er justice again this comes down to something we said earlier it's all about following the dollar whatever
00:38:26| makes you the most money usually is what governments go with because governments meet up with people and you have enough people working together everyone hates their job but they just
00:38:34| want the money from the jobs boom ergo let's make the most money yeah and to show our sensitive side I think Nick has a story that might shed it huh you're turning around so
00:38:49| I sell marble and granite I sell countertops no one cares she went to $34.99 special you want the that's that's what it boils down to a woman my age ish like 30 40 came in with
00:39:07| her mother she was like 80 ish came in selected a stone it was a because each stone is unique they come out of the ground we just polished them I mean I can't we don't make it I can't make it
00:39:18| look like that ever again maybe but it's from a certain mountain that has a certain name like typhoon Bordeaux look it up - sounds nice that sounds nice yeah it is nice as like a level 5 6 she
00:39:29| picked it the women were over here they're holding the tag nick is this available they're holding it for me I go over or I type it in yeah we're good cool I said I got you ladies have a nice
00:39:39| night I'm glad you guys came in you know exactly which one but they came in two hours later I never had two people it's not even my customer Oh someone else's customer trading stuff
00:39:48| they come in they reach over me Nick Nick Nick Nick I need a little tile up to step up and if we don't bring them right back hold up the Kyle there cabinet or whatever because everyone
00:39:57| likes the Masters you know there's evidence what you gotta do as I'm looking cold sweat starts running on my back because the tag they were holding up asking me to to do the check
00:40:07| for was for the stone behind that stone I should have known that but I wasn't and look at the other end and it's a big old tagging it says soul hahahaha she is so I'm like I'm like oh boy one of these
00:40:23| ladies so I'm like um ladies let me let me double-check something here let me draw I mean it's totally sold um I tell her the old lady is the one that's a sadist and I don't know why like her
00:40:39| mother mother-in-law it's like this like the darkness in their eyes and around their eyes just like it's darker well it was her shoulders were low like she didn't she wasn't holding herself out
00:40:50| like she didn't care and she was slumping like and we showed her the two stones behind that why for the right to rise or more like an eggshell now it's fading off into it off-white
00:41:00| yeah matched omastar cabinets perfect so I get the guys to show her the to behind it she's not very excited they have orange
00:41:10| in them and whatever and she didn't want that color she keeps looking at the one I showed her one over here that's broke my guy Greg in the back he has a ruler he's like very good eeek he's like no no
00:41:21| he's well we were fine it will work fine it will work fine for you we will work it with a broken and we will make it work huh he's trying to get her to agree with it and she's saying okay we'll do
00:41:30| that and she goes to the side and I'm with her and the other two were over there arguing the daughter and Greg and she goes me and my husband saved up for
00:41:41| eight years and we bought her own kitchen and we put in the most beautiful granite and I said oh it's wonderful I know where this is going he died like three months later ah shit
00:41:53| so anyway she lives in the house they sold it like five years ago at this point but in her new house that she has right now to redo in the kitchen and she wants to recreate that kitchen exactly
00:42:07| he just wouldn't remind her of her husband oh man that's a good fucking story so was it jumping in and out no I'm just I'm shocked oh hey guys how was a good
00:42:21| story anyway she um she didn't like any of them that much she's really depressed we had her stone and I ruined it so she's leaving and Greg goes oh no no no check
00:42:32| this one check this one and like it's like one of the weird ones decide and the remnant pile and she looked at it she was like that's that's okay and I could tell I'm like doc I ruined
00:42:43| it we'll put it on hold man we'll look - we find a lab from somewhere I don't know good luck I love you know I'll carry the tile out with you I carried the tile out for her and the daughter
00:42:54| and they're not they're not mad at me but they're like disappointed in everything you know they're pissed at you yeah that's Sam they weren't even pissed at
00:43:02| me she knows she held up the damn tag and asked now the Royal tag huh but I should have known it was yeah anyway we get to the front door and Greg I was helping us comes running out he goes
00:43:12| knee pit in five minutes okay all right all right I go in the back I've never done this with Greg we gotta like move slabs of granite they weigh like 2,000 pounds each I'm pulling this I'm pulling
00:43:27| this um I never moved this much granite and we're just pulling in the like pile of stones that aren't labeled they're not anything this is like the no-man's land he gets to one and it's typhoon
00:43:37| poured out like we've had a lot of hiking bored she doesn't like most of them he goes maybe this is sin I go I don't know Greg we call her out she comes out this guy come the daughters
00:43:48| here she's here we're both standing here and Greg has to pull it out with the cream well they always just kind of lift it out well because of where it is it's in this remnant pile and all this other
00:43:59| stuff going on around here there's crane here there's a dumpster here you can't move it that quick so he's pulling up slow as though and I'm just like no come on dude come on dude come on dig come on
00:44:08| dude come on dude and it's the back of the slab which just looks like white with like matting on it and I'm like slipping dude Greg you gotta flip it you gotta flip they cried yeah he turns it
00:44:19| and it's going like this once it turns F way the light hits it I hear the lady gasp and she goes like this and starts crying and AHA and then I'm looking I'm like what and it's
00:44:38| totally perfect now and it's floating above us like this thing where everything slowly starts yeah and he starts slowly lowering it to like this lumen ated area in front of us and
00:44:48| she's crying and she says she may have said his name I don't know what she said and the daughter now I look at her and she's looking at her mother-in-law and she's crying and they're both crying
00:44:59| nodding and I'm like it this is good and she's crying so hard that I started welling up I said I don't know you can I give you a hug and I hugged her I'd literally hugged this woman I'd never
00:45:11| met and I said I'm really glad we found this I'm like choked up and she goes over to Greg who's he's a workers not a Salesman he doesn't clog anyone he's all he's ever hugged anyone in his life and
00:45:21| she goes over to Greg and grabs him and cries into his arm he gives him like a hug and he goes he makes his face because they're like a half I don't know it's like it's like a hug but it is and
00:45:32| she is I want to thank you I think I found my husband again or somehow I was like I started crying dude I was like I can't believe this and to her finding that exact slab of granite was better
00:45:48| than the one that she thought she had and it was like Hello it was the weirdest thing ever I to to love someone so much that rematching the countertop you had from 20 or 30 years ago I meant
00:46:01| more than all the shit I deal with on a day-to-day basis or so and nothing to do with the granite itself just she loved him so much that I I felt weird I felt queasy and my voice like I
00:46:14| couldn't hmm I was cry was like crying but I didn't want any my co-workers to know - yeah I was like everything's great guys but it was just like a movie it was just really it was really wild
00:46:28| and I I think about it every night since it's happened and I really hope they install it properly [Laughter] everyone loved metaphorically with me
00:46:44| really with speech with weapons hammers the hammer murderer I don't know that I have an affinity for anything physical that much I mean if if you embodied somebody as a slab of granite I guess
00:47:06| seeing that slab of granite could make them come back in some form like what about your son like if you got for a bit passed away at five or something and like you were like you love this
00:47:16| countertop like you would be so obsessed with it in ten years from now that you would well up there's no like I felt I was literally crying and I don't know her husband I don't know what the
00:47:30| countertop originally looked like I was just welling up because her her emotion was coming out of her it was it was powerful hmm do you think men have that innate
00:47:41| emotion cuz mostly it's women who are reacting in that way right Tigra but I did you hell Bank your ammo but I don't have a ton of woman quality to and now I match people's granted to
00:47:55| their countertops and stuff and their cabinets and I talked about off-white warm colors I cry when I see certain slabs the granite it's really affecting the way you are Nick it might be I don't
00:48:07| know but they're so sensitive and gentle and respectful as we've seen from the past 15 minutes yes yes so I don't know III don't know well here's a real question that it's a big it sounds like
00:48:24| a big jump but I don't know that it is is any group who's a terrorist group do you think they shed tears together and crying either I imagine most terrorist groups think they doing something for
00:48:41| the good you think they're the good guys right probably yeah how extreme of a level which you need to be brought to to think you're you have
00:48:51| to literally blow up cities of people who are both women and children soldiers everyone you don't care you just need to blow up a city to protect your kids I don't know you have to have some crazy
00:49:04| thoughts like I don't think people in Isis or whatever think I'm the bad guy ha ha I got them today I'm just gonna ruin some lives there like we are the good guys we are going to stop America
00:49:17| from ruining our world you have to feel so deeply about that that it's like that's why I wonder if if you gave them a plot of land where they can actually sustain themselves and say you're your
00:49:30| own country now and just stop blowing things up do you think they can actually your family here do you think they can actually raise their own families rather raise their own you know government and
00:49:39| make it work I'll put it this way how about if you you said here your kids they're safe here's your land it's safe your beds they're warm it's not a big area but
00:49:54| it's yours if you want to continue being in Isis or whatever do you think any of them can come in or they just be like I got it like what do you mean the only reason I think you can be in a
00:50:06| group like this or a terrorist cell is because you don't have your family anymore they've been taken from you for something you don't have a home to go to I think that part of it I I was watching
00:50:17| an asset Anthony Bourdain special about I think it was a an island that was just like third world but they didn't have anything to do like there's a young population that wanted to do something
00:50:29| and a March already of them would like leave and go fight and wars that weren't theirs so they would go to like Isis and say we just want to do something we're gonna change something like they don't
00:50:38| like in that case I don't think yeah I don't think the soldier mentality really fits in with like a a homesteading mentality where you're just saying I just want to probably live maybe that's
00:50:48| like 10 years from now and you're projecting that you're gonna be a glorious soldier that woody yeah that sets up a life that you can control but I don't know I don't
00:50:59| I don't know if that's I mean people just really want something to work towards but I don't think that those soldier people are there yet to be homesteaders
00:51:10| and sit down and relax and take it easy with that information so like China and a bunch of other countries they won't even let you read facts like they don't let you like anything against their
00:51:21| government they're not gonna let you read yeah if you let every member of Isis read anything they wanted for like a week no one could censor them no one could do
00:51:30| anything they could talk to whoever they wanted to do you think that would change something so this came up in private our privacy episode too like you have to give something you did enough privacy
00:51:39| actually their own privacy so that they have enough time to gain their own opinion and be isolated from the group that they're in to garner you know and form an opinion that's their own like
00:51:52| you're constantly ingrained in a group which I think most of these people in them these terrorist cells grow 100 percent dude yeah they're like up 17 hours they're constantly they don't let
00:52:02| them hey Johnny wait wait a hang guard last night you can kill a couple kids do you mind going down the block and just relax them for three days you can bring a couple books you can do some Buddhist
00:52:14| stuff I'll catch up with you later here's my iPad is there's some internet now the cafe in the corner see you my man yeah like no they're constantly under instruction or watch or this is
00:52:27| also doing something this is also in like like the guise of religion that religion gives you a base set of morals and you follow those morals morals and sometimes it doesn't work out where
00:52:36| people battle each other over the morals but there's a percentage of people that do not look out for the welfare of more than themselves they don't care about they don't really analyze the situation
00:52:48| in a way that resolves it I think people will accept things for what they are until they end up in some consequence and then maybe they realize that they have to reevaluate yeah but I don't
00:53:01| think people that are that I don't think people are given the opportunity to figure it out so like people who go off and fighting wars they're probably just
00:53:09| going along with whatever the group mentality is hey did high school next up college okay did that next up good war next up get a job next up I'm kid like it's like very segment two plus I don't
00:53:25| for us if we had the same life in the same location from you know first education until college education quote-unquote if you were with the same group of people your mindset is gonna be
00:53:39| so like biased towards whatever those people believe in that area I don't know that you ever break that like it here if you're going to college with essentially the same type of people for 20-plus
00:53:54| years are you like in your personalities pretty much set at like twenty five so you have five years to resurrect the twenty years of whatever people told you it was gonna disagree but I mean think
00:54:06| of it if you're the dude who spilled beans on his pants and day one no baby no pants and there's stuff like that I mean it's like like uh I don't know you can't recreate yourself until you step
00:54:33| away from a group you can't so this folds into something one of the rules in Saudi Arabia is that you can't travel alone until you're 45 so 40 45 so that's so who do you got going if you're
00:54:46| something like 13 through year-old dude who's single or who do you go it I guess you go in pairs you can go with somebody else hell yeah untanned ur is taking a trip to Saudi
00:54:56| Arabia gonna show them what's for yeah that was one of my questions as if if Dubai is such a happen in place and you wanted to go there would you personally go there no because I don't have money
00:55:08| is if you honestly the number one reasons okay if you had a money with wealth yeah because I have so much money I'm only going to the nice areas like did
00:55:18| you can buy your way out of it right you can buy your yeah have enough f it I'm gone and I'm only going to the rich arias I'm only going to the six star hotel at the top of the glass tower
00:55:28| a man named rules yeah and says you could drink wherever you want but I wouldn't kiss how many you do anything him I wouldn't do anything in between like I got some money let's just
00:55:37| hang out and see what the locals do yeah let's get a feel for the culture around here I wonder if owner for Dane went to a Saudi Arabian country uh City I don't
00:55:49| know that he has and goes to Dubai I think that'd be mmm-hmm will you look throwing I'm not sure I'm gonna will come back with with this one layer correction books I personally wouldn't
00:56:02| it would scare the crew just like the I guarantee you would see weirdness throughout the the city throughout the culture things that didn't make any sense and probably will never make any
00:56:12| sense and I don't I don't think that I could stand it I could see a lot of people being like wander lost people that just enjoyed traveling and they say it's a beautiful country with beautiful
00:56:21| sunrises and just like that's not what I look at in a country and it scares the crap out of me hmm well let's let's bring it back and finish up here to UM journalist was killed
00:56:37| yeah sake killed in Turkey consulate I guess soon as free sweet does make a country beautiful because you just said I don't care how beautiful your sunsets are I'm not going there if it's my life
00:56:53| on the line so your life isn't worth a beautiful sunset that's clear yeah you want the best for your family which is like very cliche right but the best of your family is that they can
00:57:03| live the life that they want to live because you don't know what your son wants to do like as long as she has the ability to do what he wants to do I guess that makes her country great right
00:57:13| but art but aren't we the sons were the sons or the country that was great no of our parents and they wanted us to do whatever the hell we wanted that's why they live the life they live
00:57:23| perpetuity and we're just perma dating this this idea that no no I'm gonna suffer I'm gonna do the things because I want my son to be able to do what he needs to do or wants to do but
00:57:36| isn't it what our parents did so that we would be able to do whatever we want is this what you wanted isn't that what their parents did did you ever what did you know you
00:57:44| wanted to do a podcast thing is that so we're getting that I knew it since I was birthed and your parents are okay with that they don't have to watch the show I told
00:57:57| my parents even they didn't watch any they're like that's great son good good I guess that's good good job I don't care shit anymore you're old who gives a fuck about you
00:58:11| it's weird mm-hmm we're getting a whole bunch of weird areas I only want to open up a new weird area I just want to kind of close it up I want to figure out what's a nice
00:58:21| way to bring this all together button it up see let me see calling each other the f-word in the locker room not okay anyone I'm saying there dude locker room no I didn't I just wanted to bring it up
00:58:38| because we were going to do locker room talk there's not enough time we can't do locker room talk now I can't I don't know how it fits anyway how many times would people roll up hockey tape over
00:58:50| their equipment and throw it at somebody oh my god so I'm sticking my arm here boom I got it I mean everybody tries to hit the trash can in the middle but they always miss
00:59:05| yeah of course well then there's people who throw it at other people they like or eventually yeah and then you have to figure out whether it was good or bad locker room stuff is I've never seen a
00:59:18| locker room incident that resulted in an actual real-life fight well it's usually fun and games and then chiding yeah there's like locker room boxes where you where we wear a helmet where the gear
00:59:31| and he gloves but yet but you then you punch each other I legitimately knew how to fight and the person I was battling did not and I punched him in the stomach writing is like I don't know that's like
00:59:44| off areas but it's like it's still in the gut it the diaphragm he couldn't breathe her afterwards I was like what do you I mean I don't know if you're trained to fight
00:59:54| it's very hard not to to take advantage of somebody because it's just there it's instinctual an asshole but I mean still that's you can punch to the head could be seen as a bad choice
01:00:11| we're gonna punch him in the you arms or something like what the who doesn't even ever do drugs in your locker room I'm trying to think I'll be getting whatever did maybe we'd I don't even know you
01:00:23| know in hockey like I turn like what after the game or before the kick I've seen people like pound like two or three of them before they go play - not awesome yeah and beer league here yeah
01:00:34| yeah the coolest thing is I played in a the only reason it lets me play is because I was really bad and there was one guy they always called like Jase oh it's fucking Jase I forget his name I'm
01:00:48| making it up it's fucking so-and-so might be two syllables might be one a camera JC and I was like why do you guys call him that I was there just like so every night it was a different person's
01:01:00| turn to bring Lena 30 rat Kabir 24 raka beer even just 12 beers because there's only like 12 of us 15 of us we don't need a beer eh yeah so it came his night and I happen to have like three or four
01:01:12| beers on my bag and it was so funny he goes yeah guys good game and he's tapping his beer right he's like who wants a beer and no one raised their hand because I fare all like oh fucking
01:01:21| Jase I was like I'll take one he threw me the beer and I caught it and he's like yeah way to go and he snapped he grabbed in his bag and open his beer and I took a sip and he took except he's
01:01:32| like yeah nice he's like all right guys I got a roll and then he rolled and I was like the fuck was that and they were like oh that's fucking Jase he brings two beers
01:01:44| any time it's his night he gives the first person one bear he opens the second beer and then said he bounced it smells like he doesn't every time it's his turn I'm like yeah he's never once
01:01:53| but more than two beers and to make that inconspicuous you got it yeah you're free beer and then you got a roll we gotta get out 15 pound his beer he's not saying most of it now he took
01:02:05| it on he took it to go ahaha it's a role really ice world whatever he just went with it yeah what are they gonna do but I was like what and they were like enjoy your beer only
01:02:17| one person gets a beer a week from juice or whatever his name was I mean there's stuff like that's it goes in the locker rooms there's that's funny so like the things that happened in the
01:02:29| laundry like so co-ed I I have had co-ed locker rooms and there have been discussions about physical things that might happen to me in those locker rooms that never happened but it gets there's
01:02:43| a weirdness like either you're way too polite there's been once that I've been in public so like there's no locker room for like the rec league at college and you're all changing in the same area for
01:02:54| guys it doesn't matter but I've played with women on my team too in that same like open area of changing and like some I'll give it to them the credit the women have change in a public area that
01:03:05| they're pretty badass I'll give it to give them the credit give them the credit for being strong enough to do that because a lot of women like don't trust their bodies they're sensitive and
01:03:21| they're they feel like they're being judged and my sister went to a lot of my hockey teams do yeah she did not so what was her perspective on this I feel like she would just have a shirt on and like
01:03:34| a what's it called the woman bra that's for sports sports bra our sports listener not getting too into it and then she would just put a shirt or a hoodie over top of it so she was never
01:03:47| like I don't even hang out to her yeah yeah I mean you don't wear panties scumbag like everyone else doing that and then sure it's like bull like like the hockey shorts should wear forever so
01:04:01| like I'm you know I'm looking around like what you guys look at that long my sister you know what's funny you know she married they died I could team yeah who's checking out
01:04:13| your sister yeah I guess he was sneaking some looks but as dudes I mean in an all guys locker room you're pretty much stripping to play naked and your I get some like
01:04:26| someone will say something and look to the right and it's just like a man's junk how did you get you went all the way and you guys mostly lockers I'll say this when I was younger I was afraid of
01:04:35| that like I didn't want to show anybody my junk at all I got anyone to be naked so like if I was naked it'd be like Google and I'd be like I change
01:04:42| oh there are times when I changed and like I was like oh no I like a fiddling with like pulling it up and I just gave somebody throughout I and they're like they're like Dan do you you didn't mean
01:04:55| to do that do ya like I don't know just talk about didn't happen but these sort of things like you're all awkward until you get older and then when you get older you don't give a shit so there's
01:05:06| dudes they're just like walk around naked there's like Pat they're either drunk driver then took a shower and it's like there's people that like the best the best is like drying off dry that bad
01:05:20| boy the best doctor so there's like a door to the shower right there's always there kind of locker rooms are always almost the same it's a locker room and then like a
01:05:28| bathroom and a shower and back there so there's one guy that is like the fun-loving doesn't give a fuck about anything guy he's the guy who's sitting right by the door and as guys are going
01:05:39| in to take a shower they're naked with a towel over their shoulders he's going ahh and they snacks and run on the butt and get the handprint real bar and that's
01:05:49| how you know like you're on a good team like honestly because he'll do that to anybody and yeah whatever happens is like you know he doesn't mean any harm by it but you remember those moments
01:05:59| just a physical leaves an imprint but no more than that but there's emotional positivity there mm-hmm Oh heels while it hurts sounds pretty deep I'm hungry I used to play with I
01:06:16| used to play with a kid who would um he this is this happened two separate times he ordered a McDonald's McRib when it was back he ate he tried to even sit down before a game he would sit down
01:06:30| and eat them before the game you doing dude that's nice don't worry it's gonna give me energy he threw up like eight minutes later like it over that's like I was like what
01:06:40| are you doing so anyway keep doing it on a playoff game and I was like he's like it's just one this time I was like unbeatable you're right but you're wrong one this
01:06:54| time is that that was two and I was like he threw up again and the spittle over yet I just needed a few minutes and I was like why would you imma cream the McRib is back really I
01:07:07| got there with stuff in a locker room ice cream and pizza I've seen people do that you never employed yeah I don't like you're playing hockey or doesn't know me I don't even like to drink water
01:07:18| before a game cuz it like sloshes around on me if I drink too much does I get here earlier too much work it does not work it does not work I'll say that mm-hmm-hmm well and then there's the
01:07:31| whole essence of locker room talk which is why we got into it we're not talking about locker room talk like I'll be the first to tell you I dropped some that's gay you're so gay not offensive at all
01:07:43| intentionally no - back then I wasn't saying it to say you're a homosexual who is in love with a homosexual like it was more like that was the bad word the time that no one wants you to say yeah
01:07:56| there's something to be like rebellious and everything else and going through an all guys high school yeah anyone in all guys high school doesn't say it so well I did say it and if anyone drugged it up
01:08:09| baby like this guy was calling people game don't he I don't think so absolutely I did and I apologize for it you know I mean it's like tacky when you look back on it
01:08:24| you're like I didn't mean it like like the way how uptight you're getting right now because honestly in a locker room you're allowed to say whatever the hell you want in a locker room I know our I
01:08:33| don't think anybody's gonna be like oh did you stab Nik did you hear what Nick just said I think Melanie everyone was just dropping the n-word every five seconds I'm like
01:08:43| we should do this this this with the n-word you'd be like yeah there's an essence of locker room talk where it's protected it's like you can kind of be outlandish and silly and fun and goofy
01:09:03| just but there is a limit where if your locker room talk boils over like you're not what are you doing there was a so this happened yesterday I was in the locker room someone said oh we used to
01:09:17| have a male porn star on our team and his cock ring was huge and like you're like yeah that's okay you're alive conquering was huge I don't know he didn't specify how big his cock was I
01:09:32| assume that okay get it properly sized [Laughter] but he was talking about use a medicine had all these stories and dude like the stories you hear about like the sexual
01:10:07| triumphs and failures and then like the weird merging of like accidental sexual things like people talk about all sorts of weird stuff that you'll never hear anywhere else so like I'm one of the
01:10:20| reasons I play hockey is to get physically fit but to also listen to these crazy stories which I you wouldn't hear anywhere else and I wonder good point what else there is a point to be
01:10:30| made where you're so free to say any weird word crazy story bad word um there's no limits there's no judgments there's no anything going on so you hear the core of man the
01:10:44| the wild wild west of I don't know as dirty as it gets I feel like the locker room is like a speck of like what probably liked it like if you were in like a real like an
01:10:56| establishment quote-unquote establishment that was like filthy like then you could probably talk about it but then at that point you become like genuinely dirty like by the way hockey
01:11:07| players are the dirtiest people in yes a hawk and loogie on the floor like just great leather getting changed they hardly ever bathe they smell terrible they reuse all of their equipment their
01:11:18| gloves do you know what I smell like when you take your Huckabee laps off alas as I know well because I don't wash my hands like five times and it still smells like hockey go up you're like ah
01:11:30| yeah it's pretty disgusting but you've seen like NHL players I just remember like Jeremy Roenick taking a puck to the face he took his jaw like the right part of
01:11:41| his jaw when it was split in two and was moving it around being like yep this is broken and like blood is gushing out of his mouth and he skates off the ice but he doesn't he's not upset he's just
01:11:51| pissed that he can't play hockey so I was like that badass and that is there's something like I just lost this guy's just like fuck this tooth Darian Hatcher put any was Teri Hatcher that actually
01:12:06| broke his jaw I think it was there were later team mates interesting hmm why was that well to bring us back around Donald Trump said something was locker room talk no yeah and he may be right um What
01:12:24| did he say well you have to say what he said I will grab him and actually don't have grabbed her by the pussy I think that was the dumbest thing okay was that that was in reference to who I was uh
01:12:32| [Music] any woman who knows you're famous just grab them by the pussy and here's my thing I think if any of my teammates ever said that oh Gleek
01:12:46| oh you're a piece of shit Rolo or whoever and then like it would be a laughing point I wouldn't be like I wouldn't press charges or anything like that but though Trump has probably never
01:12:58| played a sport in his life what locker room I also wonder like I feel like golf maybe that like I haven't played much golf oh you could say I would say anything no one's gonna hear you
01:13:08| it's in a group of like for edible I'm also not gonna judge golf locker room talk cuz I don't do golf but he's also saying on like a sexual level that he is like dominant in some way which is
01:13:21| baffling like a woman would actually genuinely retract it to the head so like how are you gonna grab them by the sexual like innuendo and doesn't make any sense like for him maybe he's just
01:13:33| trying to wave that ass it's a brag that's a braggadocious thing that's not even true yeah and it's vulgar to show that he's one of the guys like yeah that's what I
01:13:45| do I show the girls then I grab them by their their boobies down here here on the leg so I really sandbags on they feel good I grab bags I know what's up I liked it's like juggle them like beach
01:13:58| balls it's more offensive you're not one of the guys and you're hiding your vulgarity as if you are one of the guys it's what's going on yeah I guess when you when you get in a group of guys that
01:14:08| have experienced some like crazy shit and they're all sharing stories and you're the only one who doesn't have a story you kind of feel like you want to make it up it's almost like a mentality
01:14:18| that you're gonna try to project who you aren't it's just an imagined also a thing where even if a guy says some effed up stuff or he's a real douchebag or he's kind of a jerk he has to make up
01:14:30| for it I mean he has to either play his heart out or take pucks to the face or dive all over the place and then put the team on his shoulder and buy beer for everyone like there's there's unwritten
01:14:41| rules we didn't even get into like you can't just be like I play hot yeah I've been a locker room now I can say whatever the hell I want not maybe give me the Jackass clown you have to there's
01:14:54| so many facets to who you are and a hockey team or whatever team hmm I do miss those times when you had like in high school and in certain adult leagues we had the same team for like
01:15:08| four or five years and you you knew the intricacies of like who a person was and what they were gonna respond to and like you'd hear a comment and he'd just be like ah and then like that guy would say
01:15:19| the comment they did you expected and then the whole room would just be like he's just like everyone was slowly moved towards that guy to see what he would do and he you know it's like Brett he's
01:15:30| gonna ramp up right now and then he drops the story about like he did this ridiculous thing and but there's that's the bond but I don't know that other like a source like a
01:15:49| sexist thing like I don't know that women feel that bond in the same way that they might discuss things but I don't think again seas do beyond just ports realm like they could feel it in
01:16:01| maybe their major their career their different things they do I just don't think it happens and I know there are women hockey teams I don't know maybe they do I don't but I know there's one
01:16:14| woman it's not in the competitive nature so like again at the hockey room talk is after you play a game and if you just got in a brawl with somebody all the dudes on your team are just like we're
01:16:24| ready to fight everyone else like if you get in a brawl there's a like I got your back sent like notion so if you get if you get decked in the like an illegal way someone cross-checks you and boards
01:16:34| you your teammates if you have a good team they will back you up and then beat the crap out of that person I don't know that that happens on a female team and I know it does it does it does yeah not to
01:16:45| the same extent but it does it's not unheard of I'll put it that way hmm because I've heard stories my sister's team they bonded that much that they're able to back each other up and
01:16:56| get pissed and or that they're man linked enough like they're the retest roster earlier a little bit yeah you know what I mean hmm but I think that's a rarity though like I think it's for
01:17:09| men it's could be sort of common but for women it's probably little bit rare I knew I know one woman who was the captain of her I guess cost cross-country team and she said she
01:17:22| wasn't competitive she just liked the social aspect Trudy its aw honey I know you know but you know let me hand off the baton that's your big connection and that's your connection he hands out art
01:17:34| and she adds all like really soft like that I mean like what to be a captain of a team and just like be like I don't that I don't like sports I just like talking to people like that's it's like
01:17:43| a weird like you can just you just literally said your favorite part of men's league was the stories more so than the game didn't you I don't know that's true I think you said it in this
01:17:56| episode 15 minutes ago I do it for fitness but that's not really why I'm there I'm there for the stories but I mentioned you mentioned it regardless um locker room talk is sort of sacred
01:18:17| it's you don't get it anywhere else I guess right yeah that nasty stuff that people do and honestly talk about and say yeah and you could be is a vile person as you want to be in that locker
01:18:34| room and people probably won't they I mean they definitely won't report you know oh he said this in the locker room it's like magic golden snake killers playing on a hot team and he was like
01:18:45| all right 13 women in had sex and $18 Jews and I've never been caught by the police everyone seems just a quietly in a locker merrily joking I mean even Trump
01:19:01| to use that right he just said its locker room talk gotten by the pussy locker room talk there's there's so there probably rules but you know the rules innately I guess maybe we don't
01:19:12| talk about him enough because we're men we don't like to talk about our feelings I talk about granite and marble I thought about feelings now that's my thing
01:19:18| pink shell off white beige warm cool colors tie in the other rooms hmm the true art of being a Salesman let the countertop do the talking what your backsplash kind
01:19:35| of just reflect that um to recap folks we were talking about all sorts of crazy stuff Kobayashi right yeah Kobayashi what was the I thought getting Tam usual usual suspects Takashi Takashi
01:19:54| my gosh is it kobayashi no Kobayashi was the usual suspects no oh no shaggy I showed you shaggy thank you actually Jamal Jamal Oh shaggy Jamal can show you cash so the free press is under attack
01:20:16| you murdered CIA says it was probably Crown Prince the Prince Hollis Hollis Paulus dudes almost close dudes going flying to Turkey and would be a priding an outer supporting the Prince but
01:20:30| anyway yeah that all that of oil military power controlling a region that is in uprising related couldn't be area we talked about a lot we covered so much Assyria that's just we talked about the
01:20:45| whole Saudi Arabia thing I mean it literally covered the history the politics demographics the religion we literally you probably tuned to us if you're from any website and you were
01:20:58| like I need to know more about the situation boom we filled in gotcha another thing we talked about is Turkey the country as a whole yeah authoritative dictator shell right
01:21:09| Aryan dictatorship her go on is military you're hungry you're hungry it's late at night you got to go in the microwave I want some dictators dictators and the coup and how he silenced hundreds of
01:21:26| thousands of coup the coop coop d'etat Coupe de ' eat at eat at I wanna get my me some eat at you know I'm playing yeah 10 another thing I touched on is what 80th power hydrogen
01:21:44| h2 the 10 8 10 to the 80th H thank you I'm still thinking about it you said did you say into the 80s you said 10 to the 18 yeah I did I got a right watch the tape
01:21:58| I think got it off by one but nevermind you have a lot of your skeptic your skeptic tonight skepticism hmm skepticism and then we filled it out with everyone wants to talk about the
01:22:13| Istanbul and everything else and we said hey locker room talk yeah let's bring it over here consulate embassy murder Emporium any well yeah and Parker just punched right now line and a head to bed
01:22:26| you fuckin lost much Michael Parker right mate I'll never forget that after we won and locker room talk what we talk about we talk about the Danes we talk about the Broads I talking about the
01:22:38| guys talk about the gals refs oh oh my regrets are always can't believe if they called that one penalty you know that penalty you see that I can't believe that didn't even happen I don't know
01:22:49| what I was talking about I started a Chan with the fans when I was welcomed by one huh Frank shoots blanks Frank because the reps name was Frank and his a little
01:22:57| older and the rest were the best amends Lee because you know they're players on other teams so they know everyone the lead they're looking at you like what'd he do garcy you uh eyeball one I didn't
01:23:17| see shit Frank well guess what you're getting two for the rough are you rough dude get the fucking ball I love it ah when you can get a little back and forth with them you know mm-hmm it's like
01:23:28| locker room talk where we talk about our secrets we might say bad things that maybe we don't mean might say bad things maybe we mean it's hard to tell the difference it's a secret world it's a
01:23:41| safe world as long as you don't cross certain lines we didn't really get over the lines but you know when you see him yeah it's also one of the kings places guy be walking by you see a but you
01:23:54| smack it that's what you do think you should our your hockey tape yeah boom that's what you do you got snot rockets just blow them on the floor no one's gonna stop you you're showering naked
01:24:06| beer so thanks to each other you talk I'd I don't look down naked conversation rule doesn't I don't know of any other place where you can have a naked conversation with anybody pull off and
01:24:17| pooping with the stall door open uh-huh see that's too far from me yeah that's a touch too far especially if there is a stall door and they choose not to shut it
01:24:26| yeah that's oftentimes there isn't but if there is even then whoa yeah you could there's a lock on that thing I'm like can I shut this freeze no I'll leave that oh good we're good we're good
01:24:38| no more about it no don't worry about that's that's what we talked about we summed it all up you believe that I was incredible well we do of the world we certainly do folks at home we we
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00:00:12| come into your country essentially kidnapped you and kill you murder you what would you do you couldn't do anything your country would have to figure it out piece it back together and
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00:01:12| good time [Music] all right there we go yeah so tell me one more life we do a line yeah okay you do your line but hmm so what I'm really
00:01:48| talking about now this is a current event which was asked of aspire viewers to do something recent fresh Jamal brand-spanking-new five weeks ago right well actually they they're piecing it
00:02:03| together so Jamal khashoggi how he was shaggy yeah he was essentially lured to a consulate and murdered and dismembered for speaking his mind essentially he was a
00:02:17| international reporter investigator and that's Lucy a um citizen he was living in Turkey at the time I don't know what his citizenship is but that is quick question because I've read during um
00:02:32| some of the articles that he was constantly being lured back by the good man our good friend and that he constantly was avoiding this situation I guess he is a Saudi cuz he is he so the
00:02:46| whole reason that he was at the consulate to begin with is that a week prior he went there to get a marriage license married to his wife and they told him to come back in a week
00:02:55| so the moment he stepped foot in that consulate there was a spy that overheard what he was saying they told him to come back so they could plan his death his eventual murder
00:03:04| so that spy flew back to Saudi Arabia gathered up like a dozen people planned it out probably talked to the crown prince came back and they set it up so when he came back that week that next
00:03:17| week team of 14 men right Banta something like that 14 specially armed soldiers showed up found him kidnapped him and that was the last anyone ever saw
00:03:27| yeah and that was in a different embassy because they have the footage right yeah that was in Turkey's Embassy in Istanbul Istanbul yes so it's kind of nuts that another country can decide to execute
00:03:43| somebody in another country yeah yeah it's like pushing the boundary pretty far and the best part about it is probably that Saudi Arabia is like it's like we don't
00:03:54| know what happened to him and then like turkeys like well we have a video of him going in to the embassy and then they're like oh I don't know he left like we saw him leave it's like we have video of
00:04:04| another person looks like him but is wearing different shoes then he entered always at the party yeah because they had a look-alike that went in and left wearing cushaw B's clothes but not his
00:04:17| shoes cuz I guess the shoes didn't fit in this case and I I just it doesn't make any sense what like what he was doing either they have video of him leaving like so his wife pulled up
00:04:29| dropped him off and was waiting outside I'll call it vodka Shaggy yeah that's weird call me by my first name but anyway I can't wait to marry you Khashoggi and then uh so the the guy
00:04:41| gets murdered and like three hours later the impersonator walks out the back door and leaves his wife supposed wife that's sitting in the front well you can't go with her she's ya know right away yeah
00:04:53| her satyrs and that makes well of course but they have this all on tape right and these consulate embassies are probably bugged like nobody's business so you can probably and then pry taped all around
00:05:03| apparently they are so you could for my direction yeah you can find out who goes in who comes out and then that guy the guy who is the impersonator he leaves and goes so like his hotel dressed as
00:05:16| cushaw he pretending to be him and then he gets changed back into his normal clothes and he's seen later in front of an elevator joking with somebody and laughing so he's yucking it up after he
00:05:27| just witness somebody get killed we don't know these so opposed idli but probably did huh hey stranger put these clothes on and go out the back door okay
00:05:39| it's Wednesday mm-hmm love over 50 he just flew here from Saudi Arabia he needs some new clothes I never sky these shoes on they don't fit
00:05:50| dammit ah someone here who has brownish shoes so I guess more because a how do you feel about like cuz we're just talking about it now they could decide like hey let's go grab those guys and
00:06:06| bring them to an embassy and do what we want I mean I think I read death death penalty is in play for all of them it better be I mean they have them want right go
00:06:15| ahead I don't know like well I don't know what happened to him well then here's a here's a good question and let's say we find out that our CIA did its own research correct huh
00:06:26| now originally we kind of thought it was the Saudi prince what's his name Mohammed bin Salman is the crown prince Saudi Arabia Mahmud been my man anyway um he took over power in a pretty
00:06:39| ubiquitous way I use that worry right I don't know if you did a universal way yeah widespread way this one is I just wanted to say you Bick with us uh-huh
00:06:51| he didn't take power he's uh he's in line to take over for his father who is like in his knees yeah I don't know that guy's name though okay so anyway the prince why what were his motives is what
00:07:09| I'm getting that I think kosher you was an outspoken advocate against him so he was getting frustrated that someone was speaking out and also the people associated with the supposed murder they
00:07:21| were like they have photos of the conference next to him they're part of his bodyguards like this detail and then like these people all interconnected so like like that guy knew that guy from
00:07:31| college and they work together and so it's like of the dossier um when they did their research into the program I don't know how they got that's but we got phone records and he had had phone
00:07:42| calls with members of these 14 or so people know yeah so yeah check that out they were saying we're overheard saying things right yeah that the the deed is done or something like that
00:07:54| mm-hmm tell your boss we're done something like that mm-hm and then I think they have more information than they're letting on and they won't tip the past I'm pretty sure
00:08:06| that a that the consequence bugged and B there's probably like people joked that like he was wearing like an Apple watch or something like it was actively recording what was happening and that
00:08:18| there this might actually be real I don't know it was true or not and that like during his murder like it was still recording after he had after he'd been killed and like somebody else from an
00:08:29| adjacent room was like hey can you keep it down or go somewhere else cuz it's it's it's getting too loud in here like he's like I don't want to be blamed for this like somebody that was just like a
00:08:36| general I was just trying to stay out of it he's like hey I don't want anything to do with this nice twacks fucked up mm drop the f-bomb per true fucked up yeah that's that's true I sit back near
00:08:53| RPG listeners you're listening so how did they kill him tranquilizers way too many tranquilizers I wish it was that easy I think someone he dismembered him after the fact didn't they I don't know
00:09:05| ah I think the guy who so this is the suppose of thing also is that okay Kisaragi was making a lot of noise because he was still awake and aware of what was happening him as they were
00:09:15| hacking him up so like again this is a like a violation of hearsay I guess I don't know human rights I would say but it's like also like a a code like I like to do that to another human being how
00:09:29| like how could you do that and not have repercussions mentally morally you've like it's completely immoral to do something violent against somebody and then to have them actively in pain and
00:09:40| just like seems ridiculous that suffering where they die like torture essentially yeah I don't know to be honest with you and I don't know which government agencies do it in which don't
00:09:54| and which allow it which don't cuz what's the u.s. stance on torture technically didn't we have them don't do it but we do it gun Cortana movie iguana Tom Grant Onam oh there they had
00:10:06| practice that was about to say Guatemala they yeah so they had like waterboarding which they found to be illegal right you can't waterboard people it's I think it's sticking up a rag in their mouth
00:10:21| and then dripping water on their face so like water makes you so you choke a little bit and then it I think the water goes up your nose what happens is your body because your mouth is covered and
00:10:30| you're breathing out your nose when you're no this is your only air passage and water starts going up at your body freaks out it thinks it's drowning I think it sends a whole bunch of messages
00:10:38| like thrash around like you know you're dying you're dying so it really messes it's not good yeah I hope I never am worth more turd I hope so what's the best form of torture well then we can go
00:10:54| back to the Iron Maiden and like those things I'm like oh yeah like contraptions and people being stretched and quartered like it gets bad but that's what happened when they didn't
00:11:03| have internet or like Netflix just keep going there's something I want to bring it but it's not we'll bring it back a little bit so torture is almost universally understood as wrong there's
00:11:17| a gray area when we in any morality class they say we've captured an enemy intelligence agent he knows where the bomb is it could kill hundreds if not thousands of people and a church or a
00:11:31| mosque or somewhere innocent where they're just praying should we torture him if we could get the information the utilitarian in you says yes yes it does listen that this guy bring him back a
00:11:44| terms B pronounce it exactly Pat myself s so yeah um yeah I think you have to and then if you look at other countries I mean they don't give a shit like prisoners of war they tortured the fuck
00:12:00| out of people right but does that if you didn't torture anyone ever as long as your country was around could you take possible but let's say you could do it right and you never
00:12:13| started you never did it even when these situations arose wouldn't you in some way hold a moral high-ground forever like uh like I don't know give me a situation before
00:12:31| I am forced personally to do it like I know something is happening and that person knows like um I say like the movie prisoners like there was a kid that was kidnapped and held somewhere
00:12:42| and the father of that kid had the person who he presumed knew where he was so he was torturing that person to save the son it's like in that situation I think I would have to do that for the
00:12:56| sake of my son you would have to force that person even tell even your own kid yeah it's a real gray area um so what about killing someone for similar reasons that they
00:13:14| were gonna do harm to dozens if not hundreds of people try think bomb somewhere let's say how about they about the Hitler one you go back in time and murder six-year-old Hitler would you do
00:13:26| it still killing a kid but I would not do it I would never do it how old is Hitler can't wait till he's thirteen fourteen no kidding you girls the first time he hurts a mouse or
00:13:37| anything at least five that's too young man plus you don't know the repercussions of that so you could kill him and then someone else could be a better dictator than he was and then
00:13:47| actually take a better tactician yeah or not have syphilis I think he had syphilis and not go crazy did he I think he went crazy at the end yeah hmm but he's not dead yet
00:14:00| another gray area is if like someone's coming to your house to attack your family it's like at one point like the moment they step on your lawn before they get to your lawn are they knocking
00:14:09| on your door you I don't think you can kill them outside yeah once evident domain is inside the house I don't know what eminent means I mean that domains like when they retake repossess your
00:14:19| house I don't know if eminent applies if there's a castle rule was I think there's a castle rule in Texas yeah where you can I think called eminent domain I really did I mean I could be
00:14:30| way off I thought that's the one where we meet I went to domain is when they take your house because it's like on the path to like a road needs to go where your house is so
00:14:40| it's the for the betterment of the society for mine do not shoot any bankers coming to take your eminent domain Nixon stand your ground is in Jersey and PA I think stand
00:14:52| your ground stand your ground rule yeah or the sake of someone else's safety the weird part is like you have to make sure yeah if someone's being attacked by somebody and you save that person or you
00:15:04| you're making an attempt to defend them on because of their honor like if my neighbor wasn't really give him you have to kiss them really hard after the eight year old man you just saved his life you
00:15:16| gotta kiss him on the lips so hard to prove you were saving this is like make sure they somebody ma'am yeah excuse me ma'am I got to step in here and give you a
00:15:26| little bit of a kiss I'm seven he's kissing on that kid so that he's that girl uh they say in your home vehicle workplace you're allowed to use the castle doctrine which is a standard
00:15:38| ground rule it's good as you live work and worship out of your vehicle like the lawyer what's that was that lawyer a Buick lawyer or something like that
00:15:51| well is he Buick law he would catalog of his car yeah I lived at his car goddamn that's awesome terrible so I think you're covered on all grounds there that's like a triple a triple-decker
00:16:03| right there you can kill anyone from here you do drive you're covered but if someone's like on your lawn and you shoot them I don't like you have to really prove that they're about to do
00:16:15| something awful like that he's holding a grenade or something I think if anyone's holding a renaud you're allowed to shoot them what if they break into your house they say like
00:16:26| if you're gonna shoot them you better shoot them in the front and not the back because they could claim that they were fleeing running away well what if you shoot them in the front and they were
00:16:34| literally just gonna rob you is that justified I've no idea if you shoot them in the front and they're just going to rob you so it's not lethal force yeah they were just breaking in
00:16:45| the take stuff and then sell it like they were these jimang the door with a screwdriver they came in the screwdriver still outside they didn't have it in
00:16:52| their hand and they just had bags that were empty and ever and stuff all your money in it huh so I just that I just broke into the house to see what it would look like
00:16:59| with it wherever to go on sale you know I'm just trying to stake out what's what's ahead here how much would use on this Roker I have my real estate license I think
00:17:11| you your intent if you're breaking into someone's domicile is to harm them it's to harm them you have to you have to assume that they're going to do that but in Co Shaggy's case he walked into the
00:17:22| embassy so that the line there's if you are jumped by a group of people can you stand your ground at that point like will you have time to react to defend yourself you'll have you don't have time
00:17:35| to adjust the situation and take an act right at all time I mean even if you could you know the time yeah Oh shucks man Jamarcus rough way to go yeah and let's
00:17:48| talk about like the I guess the political aspect of it so yeah that's more I'm strongest let's go so the Saudis are playing a like a weird shitty game of like true crime here and they
00:18:01| keep revealing stuff that they don't know and then Turkey must have surveillance on all that so every time tau D says something Turkey comes back and says now well we have this footage
00:18:13| we have this recording XY and Z like why like Turkey and the south side I guess they're battling a little bit because they're their same region as far as what we care about
00:18:24| they're both shitty countries I mean there's good people in those countries but like course Turkey is a dictatorship now it was a democracy it was planned to be like a balance under join one of them
00:18:38| allows foreigners in it like just the whole country is foreigners no one from the United States and I was like just bring them all in American just bring them all it's a joke it's an American
00:18:49| joke so they're all foreigners to us yes they're yes exactly you got it just making sure that making sure the audience got it hey audience America sucks just kidding
00:19:02| because we realize our full foolishness sometimes we're gonna get into that a little bit yeah maybe possibly so turkey is now an authoritarian dictatorship under this
00:19:15| guy herb irwin and orowan he or go on he uh he essentially took by force the country and decided so like the I guess the he would say the constitution of Turkey says that there's going to be a
00:19:31| ruling power and that ruling power is checked by the military because the military is trying to enforce that it is a democracy and voting happens normally and that there isn't some sort of you
00:19:43| know like a cow flat maybe like a religious based leader that is centralizing power so they're the whole purpose is that the military comes in to defend the honor of the citizens but it
00:19:55| could be both ways that the you know those are the flip power a different way yeah so there was an attempt at a coup which was in the Constitution to do so because
00:20:04| her Gwon was taking power and after that coup which only lasted like a couple days they just wiped off like two hundred thousand people just like they're like I don't like you're a
00:20:18| teacher you're speaking like free speech or you might be against me I'm just gonna eliminate you detain you in all the officials that were like I don't even know if they were for the coup or
00:20:29| maybe it was like suspect but maybe they were just the other party you know what I mean for so like that's the question to you is if you're gonna detain two hundred thousand people how long does it
00:20:39| take you to vet those 200,000 people and obtain them ten years yeah well I think this happened within like a couple weeks where they actually took everyone that they decided was against them so there's
00:20:51| no possible way they could have just like really honestly looked at who was against them or for them it's just like it's like that Nick over like that Nick over to me yeah he can't be good
00:21:02| he can't there's no way he something sinister about his stare hmm yeah so Turkey I don't know I mean as far as like us entry it's like this stable countries are
00:21:14| better because you can you know who's fooling them I guess but as far as likely I guess having an allegiance with them it's kind of a weird thing it's like okay we might get a little oil from
00:21:28| them or they might like enforce military role in certain areas it's like do you want to mail a out there with like a whole bunch of random groups fighting and rebels and stuff like probably not
00:21:38| so we're gonna back like a dictator government for now it's kind of a kind of weird yeah this is a anti-democratic it happens all the time : eggs it does the us-backed somebody that's just a
00:21:56| better option of too shitty options and they're not back money based usually right yeah I guess economically based like which one has the most advantage to you right and the CIA actually think
00:22:10| followed up with the New York Times article it said yeah it looks like there's things leading to the crown prince and all of these people are involved and then I think Trump came
00:22:21| back and said I don't care no lazy shit wasn't Trump's thing is like uh I didn't really read the whole thing I don't believe it yeah how's the way to go that's a good way to go because then you
00:22:35| can't say I did read it and it's totally right but then it would contradict myself I'd rather say I'm not gonna read it I'm not gonna read about these pacts yeah I feel like these people are
00:22:45| telling me the truth but I don't know anything else I don't know how to read or write I'm just gonna say like to use my heart when I believe people make sure you clean the forest floor could start
00:22:58| forest fires ah raking and raking those leaves mmm hopefully somebody gets that reference cuz that's what that's so dumb I had a soda sorry president Trump Donald Trump keywords reviews just went
00:23:19| up putting pink let's just include sex in North Korea in it and then that'll be the greatest video of all time like are ya here's the questions a city so like
00:23:28| let's say our leader sucked not saying that would be terrible no he can have his dismembered and killed and etc etc probably would yeah so I would say if we did have a bad
00:23:39| leader like what does that say about us like can we also say that yo are leaders bad we're all cool like is there a way to do that like I say the leader of Turkey is is Santa he's a real Jo does
00:23:55| that mean all Turkish people are like you know to me so this was this came up in our like privacy episode that like you need the privacy and ordered and the microbiology I mean there's an organism
00:24:05| the constituent of a parts or the majority of what's going on what rules what rules the roost yeah so it kind of comes up a lot it's becoming stranger now because like with like nuclear
00:24:18| powers and people have like ultimate military control is there ever a situation where a citizen can have equal power or a group of citizens like you pretty much have to be a rebel group
00:24:29| that controls a military aspect to overthrow a government as big as the US and we're not saying we're doing that [Laughter] yeah like these guys they got spunk
00:24:52| president we're gonna be dead in 12 hours it's like I just tweeted some guy said he's gonna destroy that bathroom not with a bomb not not a bomb this is not a
00:25:04| danger he was like it is yeah so yeah it's getting weird now that like the technology level is just so far away from what a standard citizen can have then I don't think like the like coos
00:25:20| and overthrowing governments is gonna happen unless it's like third world unless these people are Blatter blasting each other away with ak-47s and ar-15s and stuff so like unless you're like
00:25:32| hand-to-hand combat with like knives and bullets and stuff I think whatever government is out there right now it's probably the stick for quite a while this is
00:25:40| wild but it ties in with when new technologies new control options happen aren't there new anti-technology founder neat ways yeah counters for every everything that
00:25:52| happens like what if um everyone next wednesday decided to set their bank accounts and turn off their student loan pay backs and everyone in the entire united states said hey we're not paying
00:26:05| back student loans and they all did it regardless of the credit score like if they all did it on one day and just stopped for months on end what would happen to this companies the government
00:26:18| we neither have to bail them out or they would all just disappear right how would they pay anyone right now money would that bait the system would implode what was that that's a whole system as part
00:26:29| of it and but but they never to address it in some way so I'm pretty sure either the government would have to just pay off pay them enough to keep all the workers there or else like how are the
00:26:42| workers staying there who's floating the money who's who's paying the accountants the people that go in every day what you owe me so funny well it's all stop sending mail to each
00:26:51| other physical mail thank you the United States Postal Service advertisers hmm everyone stopped buying anything no consumer goods oh yeah can we pick you know there's Black Friday
00:27:06| where everyone fights each other and kicks each other's asses to buy things and like punches each other what if there was like a 48 hour window where we didn't buy anything anyone I'm so it's
00:27:16| supermarket 7/11 how crazy would that be what we call it we're not allowed to call white Friday or something is that defensive yeah I'm just envisioning like every parent
00:27:26| day the United States is like decides they're not gonna buy Christmas presents and like the tree is completely bare underneath and the parents are cheering on because they're screwing the
00:27:35| government and then there's a child in the background crying and that's the reason becomes a terrorist I can see it yeah so to kind of bring it back the
00:27:51| Terrorism do you remember when the Turkish goons protesters a lawn I know you sent me the clip yeah so that was they say that the I think the Turkish embassies around the corner
00:28:02| that irawan was still in his car and he actually like gave like a hand signal to like his goons and his goons went forward against people who were against
00:28:12| him so there were supporters protesting and I guess anti Turkish protesters out there too and the good type Turkish protester they were trying to bring their Kurdish the curta Kurds are waving
00:28:26| the flag into the Turkish people they believe they're terrorists cuz it's closely associated with my slice so that in the comments and I didn't understand so yeah so the Kurds were also the
00:28:37| people who got I think mustard guessed in Iraq yeah again I don't know if they're truly tourists or not and like just saying you're Kurdish shouldn't imply that you are terrorists that just
00:28:50| seems ridiculously good especially not people who are Kurdish American and protesting in Washington DC especially not a group that's in power can't say that about another group and
00:29:01| saying well they're terrorists all of you are all terrorists because you're not everyone who wants me to stop is a terrorist like that's a blanket statement to put on so that was one of
00:29:12| the most ridiculous video so did you how frustrated were you watching it not that frustrating so I watched it before I read the description before I read all the comments and before I knew the
00:29:24| context I was like oh shit they're throwing down on the White House lawn and they don't even shoot these guys there ya know with a baton yeah and the cameraman was on an amazing job he like
00:29:33| yeah break down the long head like a stabilizer it was like perfect it's so good cinematic whoo good I can't wait till they have drone footage where it's just like a 3d it's like VR you're
00:29:43| jumping in the you're trying to fight a be amazing if they recorded it in VR and you got to beat protesters well three it's finally bodyguards depending on Niraj yeah but do you get my reference
00:30:02| up pick up pick up that pen and everyone always didn't and they would always just shock you and put it in the dryer good if you watch that video again you'll notice that the police officers don't
00:30:17| fight any of the bodyguards they'll tell them to get off but they don't yeah there's something weird going on there because they knew of the political implications of battling of bodyguard if
00:30:27| someone had killed a bodyguard how awesome would it have been if a guy just took out a gun just blasted like eight bullets into a bodyguard was like oops the only problem is like I see the dead
00:30:37| Bassel rule I think that he might be dead immediately but that still castle rule if there's people getting the button in front of you and they're starting to get closer to you I mean
00:30:47| that's that's right you don't know where they're gonna stop what which which was is its second amendment whose gun rules I forget which one was the yeah Second Amendment so like in that era the right
00:30:58| of your arms turned into Bair's I wish there was a body that would be amazing it's totally a t-shirt or something I've seen before someone's right to bear arms is just spelled different destroy some
00:31:17| bodyguards but I mean none of those none of those bodyguards were I don't know if they ever got tried I mean they they said they were going to but I don't know we dealt with by their own country yes
00:31:30| you can we don't have the power to deal with them so yeah you measure if they're like yeah we're giving you a fine of a hundred and thirty dollars diplomatic immunity bodyguards a meeting so they
00:31:42| were even like beating women like kicking them while they're on the ground and like choking the mountain kicks him they kick some some pain broads that's crazy Nick is being probably any
00:31:56| apologies and purposely offensive to to prove a point actually I don't know if it was a proven point I think I was just trying to yeah but he is I mean that was bad I don't
00:32:08| know I don't know why that's allowable you would think the police be on your side but no apparently not they were just trying to be like let's calm things down people just like people
00:32:18| getting be left writer's calm get back it off it down no but it's in general that's wild um we can talk about this all the treatment of Wheat Minh so Saudi Arabia is also in the stone Age's I
00:32:35| think their their government is based off of a like a royal blood type of thing that I think 300 years ago they had one ruler and the descends the descendants of that ruler have continued
00:32:48| to control South Saudi Arabia and since an oil state like they have all the money in the world so I guess they been keeping the right to whatever yeah so here are some of the ridiculous things
00:33:00| that Saudia Saudi Arabia does they maybe maybe this Navy we're not journalists that want to die yeah imposing presence of prison sentences for tweeters so anybody who's
00:33:11| against the government and they tweeted out they might come after you and put you in prison and prison is probably not our prison where you get left alone and stuck in a Cell it's probably more like
00:33:21| get tortured it's worse probably for the record I always tweet at ice or ice gov Isis taka for ice no no ice immigration control immigration what's the group ice and work to the morning what is ice I
00:33:40| actually don't know what that stands for immigration can chooklotto is control immigration customs enforcement about customs of course I tweeted ice like every week or two what do you how do you
00:33:54| tweet at them it's never anything like a threat because that would be weird I'm always like oh my god another agent in ice and I'll put it all in quotes and tag them and be like offered to son but
00:34:08| they never respond and they refuse to block sometimes I'm like ice 18 children were living in my work and I put a fake address in and I hope they go to it one day I do that guys up there the tracking
00:34:22| news of women Oh but what am I gonna do like marry an immigrant and hope they don't find me you know to me seem like I'm not doing anything immigration related so I don't
00:34:31| care but I think they're a great organization and I root for ice I root for them to win the battle against poor people who can't speak English or whatever they whoever they beat up or or
00:34:44| separate children from their parents or that what they do that's what no I I hear that's what they do because they're cold but that's what's on the head on the fake news media some of that I don't
00:34:57| know might might be true anyway might have happened why I hate ro they play it up it probably it probably did happen once or twice or three times or five times a day
00:35:04| but anyway it's ridiculous but um to get to corral myself cuz I'm having a little too much fun um we root for ice big big ice guys here I just don't like how they offer to suck
00:35:22| my you-know-what in front of my wife so they could tone it down a little bit that'd be great moving on Saudi Arabia oh it would be arrested for sure for tweeting yeah
00:35:34| that's yeah you would have been that's what we were gone you'd have been canned and then for bidding winning women to drive I think that recently got overturned I think they just recently
00:35:42| allowed their women to drive good for Saudi Arabia they that their accident rape just don't like ya say didn't want to take on the high insurance premiums until now see now that you're trying to
00:35:58| be bad let's keep in my mouth quite after little ice thing ah let's see like uh I know there are stories of people that have committed our scene people commit crimes like children stealing
00:36:13| food and stuff and they I mean their justice is Swift like I chop their hand off immediately in a public square it's like SMS not like you're just condemning someone you know like you
00:36:27| know ahead I guess a Len do they do that in the lab do they actually chop a hand off or they try they hold them up what they were about to and then Jasmine grabs the
00:36:36| Appl out of his back pocket and says ah no farm no harm here the Apple has been returned really it was the same Apple so mm-hmm Aladdin owes his hand to justice that's all I'm saying
00:36:49| at least they didn't kiss in public because PDA is also frowned upon you're not allowed to murder I don't know if they murder people who kiss in public they just imprison them and beat them
00:36:59| and probably baby take their visas away maybe if they're foreigners weird yeah you're also not allowed to be intoxicated not drink they find God we don't do that
00:37:10| mm-hmm and what else do they do I don't know I I'm fearful of going there they like they would say like Dubai it's the city of the future and it's built by slaves that we've imprisoned here
00:37:21| forever and it's like ooh it's the same thing with a guitar like guitars building a stadium and it's built on the back of people who cannot leave the country because they took their visas oh
00:37:32| my go you win some you lose some right the old expressions like that it's less you really don't do it don't do it you did it Oh oh man just before it was a record we
00:37:58| for the record we knew this episode we go sideways because clearly very conservative Pro slave pro whatever else bad Pro oh I wish we could crank these things but the US government is so
00:38:14| entwined in the oil phase go and money and they don't give a shit about human rights er justice again this comes down to something we said earlier it's all about following the dollar whatever
00:38:26| makes you the most money usually is what governments go with because governments meet up with people and you have enough people working together everyone hates their job but they just
00:38:34| want the money from the jobs boom ergo let's make the most money yeah and to show our sensitive side I think Nick has a story that might shed it huh you're turning around so
00:38:49| I sell marble and granite I sell countertops no one cares she went to $34.99 special you want the that's that's what it boils down to a woman my age ish like 30 40 came in with
00:39:07| her mother she was like 80 ish came in selected a stone it was a because each stone is unique they come out of the ground we just polished them I mean I can't we don't make it I can't make it
00:39:18| look like that ever again maybe but it's from a certain mountain that has a certain name like typhoon Bordeaux look it up - sounds nice that sounds nice yeah it is nice as like a level 5 6 she
00:39:29| picked it the women were over here they're holding the tag nick is this available they're holding it for me I go over or I type it in yeah we're good cool I said I got you ladies have a nice
00:39:39| night I'm glad you guys came in you know exactly which one but they came in two hours later I never had two people it's not even my customer Oh someone else's customer trading stuff
00:39:48| they come in they reach over me Nick Nick Nick Nick I need a little tile up to step up and if we don't bring them right back hold up the Kyle there cabinet or whatever because everyone
00:39:57| likes the Masters you know there's evidence what you gotta do as I'm looking cold sweat starts running on my back because the tag they were holding up asking me to to do the check
00:40:07| for was for the stone behind that stone I should have known that but I wasn't and look at the other end and it's a big old tagging it says soul hahahaha she is so I'm like I'm like oh boy one of these
00:40:23| ladies so I'm like um ladies let me let me double-check something here let me draw I mean it's totally sold um I tell her the old lady is the one that's a sadist and I don't know why like her
00:40:39| mother mother-in-law it's like this like the darkness in their eyes and around their eyes just like it's darker well it was her shoulders were low like she didn't she wasn't holding herself out
00:40:50| like she didn't care and she was slumping like and we showed her the two stones behind that why for the right to rise or more like an eggshell now it's fading off into it off-white
00:41:00| yeah matched omastar cabinets perfect so I get the guys to show her the to behind it she's not very excited they have orange
00:41:10| in them and whatever and she didn't want that color she keeps looking at the one I showed her one over here that's broke my guy Greg in the back he has a ruler he's like very good eeek he's like no no
00:41:21| he's well we were fine it will work fine it will work fine for you we will work it with a broken and we will make it work huh he's trying to get her to agree with it and she's saying okay we'll do
00:41:30| that and she goes to the side and I'm with her and the other two were over there arguing the daughter and Greg and she goes me and my husband saved up for
00:41:41| eight years and we bought her own kitchen and we put in the most beautiful granite and I said oh it's wonderful I know where this is going he died like three months later ah shit
00:41:53| so anyway she lives in the house they sold it like five years ago at this point but in her new house that she has right now to redo in the kitchen and she wants to recreate that kitchen exactly
00:42:07| he just wouldn't remind her of her husband oh man that's a good fucking story so was it jumping in and out no I'm just I'm shocked oh hey guys how was a good
00:42:21| story anyway she um she didn't like any of them that much she's really depressed we had her stone and I ruined it so she's leaving and Greg goes oh no no no check
00:42:32| this one check this one and like it's like one of the weird ones decide and the remnant pile and she looked at it she was like that's that's okay and I could tell I'm like doc I ruined
00:42:43| it we'll put it on hold man we'll look - we find a lab from somewhere I don't know good luck I love you know I'll carry the tile out with you I carried the tile out for her and the daughter
00:42:54| and they're not they're not mad at me but they're like disappointed in everything you know they're pissed at you yeah that's Sam they weren't even pissed at
00:43:02| me she knows she held up the damn tag and asked now the Royal tag huh but I should have known it was yeah anyway we get to the front door and Greg I was helping us comes running out he goes
00:43:12| knee pit in five minutes okay all right all right I go in the back I've never done this with Greg we gotta like move slabs of granite they weigh like 2,000 pounds each I'm pulling this I'm pulling
00:43:27| this um I never moved this much granite and we're just pulling in the like pile of stones that aren't labeled they're not anything this is like the no-man's land he gets to one and it's typhoon
00:43:37| poured out like we've had a lot of hiking bored she doesn't like most of them he goes maybe this is sin I go I don't know Greg we call her out she comes out this guy come the daughters
00:43:48| here she's here we're both standing here and Greg has to pull it out with the cream well they always just kind of lift it out well because of where it is it's in this remnant pile and all this other
00:43:59| stuff going on around here there's crane here there's a dumpster here you can't move it that quick so he's pulling up slow as though and I'm just like no come on dude come on dude come on dig come on
00:44:08| dude come on dude and it's the back of the slab which just looks like white with like matting on it and I'm like slipping dude Greg you gotta flip it you gotta flip they cried yeah he turns it
00:44:19| and it's going like this once it turns F way the light hits it I hear the lady gasp and she goes like this and starts crying and AHA and then I'm looking I'm like what and it's
00:44:38| totally perfect now and it's floating above us like this thing where everything slowly starts yeah and he starts slowly lowering it to like this lumen ated area in front of us and
00:44:48| she's crying and she says she may have said his name I don't know what she said and the daughter now I look at her and she's looking at her mother-in-law and she's crying and they're both crying
00:44:59| nodding and I'm like it this is good and she's crying so hard that I started welling up I said I don't know you can I give you a hug and I hugged her I'd literally hugged this woman I'd never
00:45:11| met and I said I'm really glad we found this I'm like choked up and she goes over to Greg who's he's a workers not a Salesman he doesn't clog anyone he's all he's ever hugged anyone in his life and
00:45:21| she goes over to Greg and grabs him and cries into his arm he gives him like a hug and he goes he makes his face because they're like a half I don't know it's like it's like a hug but it is and
00:45:32| she is I want to thank you I think I found my husband again or somehow I was like I started crying dude I was like I can't believe this and to her finding that exact slab of granite was better
00:45:48| than the one that she thought she had and it was like Hello it was the weirdest thing ever I to to love someone so much that rematching the countertop you had from 20 or 30 years ago I meant
00:46:01| more than all the shit I deal with on a day-to-day basis or so and nothing to do with the granite itself just she loved him so much that I I felt weird I felt queasy and my voice like I
00:46:14| couldn't hmm I was cry was like crying but I didn't want any my co-workers to know - yeah I was like everything's great guys but it was just like a movie it was just really it was really wild
00:46:28| and I I think about it every night since it's happened and I really hope they install it properly [Laughter] everyone loved metaphorically with me
00:46:44| really with speech with weapons hammers the hammer murderer I don't know that I have an affinity for anything physical that much I mean if if you embodied somebody as a slab of granite I guess
00:47:06| seeing that slab of granite could make them come back in some form like what about your son like if you got for a bit passed away at five or something and like you were like you love this
00:47:16| countertop like you would be so obsessed with it in ten years from now that you would well up there's no like I felt I was literally crying and I don't know her husband I don't know what the
00:47:30| countertop originally looked like I was just welling up because her her emotion was coming out of her it was it was powerful hmm do you think men have that innate
00:47:41| emotion cuz mostly it's women who are reacting in that way right Tigra but I did you hell Bank your ammo but I don't have a ton of woman quality to and now I match people's granted to
00:47:55| their countertops and stuff and their cabinets and I talked about off-white warm colors I cry when I see certain slabs the granite it's really affecting the way you are Nick it might be I don't
00:48:07| know but they're so sensitive and gentle and respectful as we've seen from the past 15 minutes yes yes so I don't know III don't know well here's a real question that it's a big it sounds like
00:48:24| a big jump but I don't know that it is is any group who's a terrorist group do you think they shed tears together and crying either I imagine most terrorist groups think they doing something for
00:48:41| the good you think they're the good guys right probably yeah how extreme of a level which you need to be brought to to think you're you have
00:48:51| to literally blow up cities of people who are both women and children soldiers everyone you don't care you just need to blow up a city to protect your kids I don't know you have to have some crazy
00:49:04| thoughts like I don't think people in Isis or whatever think I'm the bad guy ha ha I got them today I'm just gonna ruin some lives there like we are the good guys we are going to stop America
00:49:17| from ruining our world you have to feel so deeply about that that it's like that's why I wonder if if you gave them a plot of land where they can actually sustain themselves and say you're your
00:49:30| own country now and just stop blowing things up do you think they can actually your family here do you think they can actually raise their own families rather raise their own you know government and
00:49:39| make it work I'll put it this way how about if you you said here your kids they're safe here's your land it's safe your beds they're warm it's not a big area but
00:49:54| it's yours if you want to continue being in Isis or whatever do you think any of them can come in or they just be like I got it like what do you mean the only reason I think you can be in a
00:50:06| group like this or a terrorist cell is because you don't have your family anymore they've been taken from you for something you don't have a home to go to I think that part of it I I was watching
00:50:17| an asset Anthony Bourdain special about I think it was a an island that was just like third world but they didn't have anything to do like there's a young population that wanted to do something
00:50:29| and a March already of them would like leave and go fight and wars that weren't theirs so they would go to like Isis and say we just want to do something we're gonna change something like they don't
00:50:38| like in that case I don't think yeah I don't think the soldier mentality really fits in with like a a homesteading mentality where you're just saying I just want to probably live maybe that's
00:50:48| like 10 years from now and you're projecting that you're gonna be a glorious soldier that woody yeah that sets up a life that you can control but I don't know I don't
00:50:59| I don't know if that's I mean people just really want something to work towards but I don't think that those soldier people are there yet to be homesteaders
00:51:10| and sit down and relax and take it easy with that information so like China and a bunch of other countries they won't even let you read facts like they don't let you like anything against their
00:51:21| government they're not gonna let you read yeah if you let every member of Isis read anything they wanted for like a week no one could censor them no one could do
00:51:30| anything they could talk to whoever they wanted to do you think that would change something so this came up in private our privacy episode too like you have to give something you did enough privacy
00:51:39| actually their own privacy so that they have enough time to gain their own opinion and be isolated from the group that they're in to garner you know and form an opinion that's their own like
00:51:52| you're constantly ingrained in a group which I think most of these people in them these terrorist cells grow 100 percent dude yeah they're like up 17 hours they're constantly they don't let
00:52:02| them hey Johnny wait wait a hang guard last night you can kill a couple kids do you mind going down the block and just relax them for three days you can bring a couple books you can do some Buddhist
00:52:14| stuff I'll catch up with you later here's my iPad is there's some internet now the cafe in the corner see you my man yeah like no they're constantly under instruction or watch or this is
00:52:27| also doing something this is also in like like the guise of religion that religion gives you a base set of morals and you follow those morals morals and sometimes it doesn't work out where
00:52:36| people battle each other over the morals but there's a percentage of people that do not look out for the welfare of more than themselves they don't care about they don't really analyze the situation
00:52:48| in a way that resolves it I think people will accept things for what they are until they end up in some consequence and then maybe they realize that they have to reevaluate yeah but I don't
00:53:01| think people that are that I don't think people are given the opportunity to figure it out so like people who go off and fighting wars they're probably just
00:53:09| going along with whatever the group mentality is hey did high school next up college okay did that next up good war next up get a job next up I'm kid like it's like very segment two plus I don't
00:53:25| for us if we had the same life in the same location from you know first education until college education quote-unquote if you were with the same group of people your mindset is gonna be
00:53:39| so like biased towards whatever those people believe in that area I don't know that you ever break that like it here if you're going to college with essentially the same type of people for 20-plus
00:53:54| years are you like in your personalities pretty much set at like twenty five so you have five years to resurrect the twenty years of whatever people told you it was gonna disagree but I mean think
00:54:06| of it if you're the dude who spilled beans on his pants and day one no baby no pants and there's stuff like that I mean it's like like uh I don't know you can't recreate yourself until you step
00:54:33| away from a group you can't so this folds into something one of the rules in Saudi Arabia is that you can't travel alone until you're 45 so 40 45 so that's so who do you got going if you're
00:54:46| something like 13 through year-old dude who's single or who do you go it I guess you go in pairs you can go with somebody else hell yeah untanned ur is taking a trip to Saudi
00:54:56| Arabia gonna show them what's for yeah that was one of my questions as if if Dubai is such a happen in place and you wanted to go there would you personally go there no because I don't have money
00:55:08| is if you honestly the number one reasons okay if you had a money with wealth yeah because I have so much money I'm only going to the nice areas like did
00:55:18| you can buy your way out of it right you can buy your yeah have enough f it I'm gone and I'm only going to the rich arias I'm only going to the six star hotel at the top of the glass tower
00:55:28| a man named rules yeah and says you could drink wherever you want but I wouldn't kiss how many you do anything him I wouldn't do anything in between like I got some money let's just
00:55:37| hang out and see what the locals do yeah let's get a feel for the culture around here I wonder if owner for Dane went to a Saudi Arabian country uh City I don't
00:55:49| know that he has and goes to Dubai I think that'd be mmm-hmm will you look throwing I'm not sure I'm gonna will come back with with this one layer correction books I personally wouldn't
00:56:02| it would scare the crew just like the I guarantee you would see weirdness throughout the the city throughout the culture things that didn't make any sense and probably will never make any
00:56:12| sense and I don't I don't think that I could stand it I could see a lot of people being like wander lost people that just enjoyed traveling and they say it's a beautiful country with beautiful
00:56:21| sunrises and just like that's not what I look at in a country and it scares the crap out of me hmm well let's let's bring it back and finish up here to UM journalist was killed
00:56:37| yeah sake killed in Turkey consulate I guess soon as free sweet does make a country beautiful because you just said I don't care how beautiful your sunsets are I'm not going there if it's my life
00:56:53| on the line so your life isn't worth a beautiful sunset that's clear yeah you want the best for your family which is like very cliche right but the best of your family is that they can
00:57:03| live the life that they want to live because you don't know what your son wants to do like as long as she has the ability to do what he wants to do I guess that makes her country great right
00:57:13| but art but aren't we the sons were the sons or the country that was great no of our parents and they wanted us to do whatever the hell we wanted that's why they live the life they live
00:57:23| perpetuity and we're just perma dating this this idea that no no I'm gonna suffer I'm gonna do the things because I want my son to be able to do what he needs to do or wants to do but
00:57:36| isn't it what our parents did so that we would be able to do whatever we want is this what you wanted isn't that what their parents did did you ever what did you know you
00:57:44| wanted to do a podcast thing is that so we're getting that I knew it since I was birthed and your parents are okay with that they don't have to watch the show I told
00:57:57| my parents even they didn't watch any they're like that's great son good good I guess that's good good job I don't care shit anymore you're old who gives a fuck about you
00:58:11| it's weird mm-hmm we're getting a whole bunch of weird areas I only want to open up a new weird area I just want to kind of close it up I want to figure out what's a nice
00:58:21| way to bring this all together button it up see let me see calling each other the f-word in the locker room not okay anyone I'm saying there dude locker room no I didn't I just wanted to bring it up
00:58:38| because we were going to do locker room talk there's not enough time we can't do locker room talk now I can't I don't know how it fits anyway how many times would people roll up hockey tape over
00:58:50| their equipment and throw it at somebody oh my god so I'm sticking my arm here boom I got it I mean everybody tries to hit the trash can in the middle but they always miss
00:59:05| yeah of course well then there's people who throw it at other people they like or eventually yeah and then you have to figure out whether it was good or bad locker room stuff is I've never seen a
00:59:18| locker room incident that resulted in an actual real-life fight well it's usually fun and games and then chiding yeah there's like locker room boxes where you where we wear a helmet where the gear
00:59:31| and he gloves but yet but you then you punch each other I legitimately knew how to fight and the person I was battling did not and I punched him in the stomach writing is like I don't know that's like
00:59:44| off areas but it's like it's still in the gut it the diaphragm he couldn't breathe her afterwards I was like what do you I mean I don't know if you're trained to fight
00:59:54| it's very hard not to to take advantage of somebody because it's just there it's instinctual an asshole but I mean still that's you can punch to the head could be seen as a bad choice
01:00:11| we're gonna punch him in the you arms or something like what the who doesn't even ever do drugs in your locker room I'm trying to think I'll be getting whatever did maybe we'd I don't even know you
01:00:23| know in hockey like I turn like what after the game or before the kick I've seen people like pound like two or three of them before they go play - not awesome yeah and beer league here yeah
01:00:34| yeah the coolest thing is I played in a the only reason it lets me play is because I was really bad and there was one guy they always called like Jase oh it's fucking Jase I forget his name I'm
01:00:48| making it up it's fucking so-and-so might be two syllables might be one a camera JC and I was like why do you guys call him that I was there just like so every night it was a different person's
01:01:00| turn to bring Lena 30 rat Kabir 24 raka beer even just 12 beers because there's only like 12 of us 15 of us we don't need a beer eh yeah so it came his night and I happen to have like three or four
01:01:12| beers on my bag and it was so funny he goes yeah guys good game and he's tapping his beer right he's like who wants a beer and no one raised their hand because I fare all like oh fucking
01:01:21| Jase I was like I'll take one he threw me the beer and I caught it and he's like yeah way to go and he snapped he grabbed in his bag and open his beer and I took a sip and he took except he's
01:01:32| like yeah nice he's like all right guys I got a roll and then he rolled and I was like the fuck was that and they were like oh that's fucking Jase he brings two beers
01:01:44| any time it's his night he gives the first person one bear he opens the second beer and then said he bounced it smells like he doesn't every time it's his turn I'm like yeah he's never once
01:01:53| but more than two beers and to make that inconspicuous you got it yeah you're free beer and then you got a roll we gotta get out 15 pound his beer he's not saying most of it now he took
01:02:05| it on he took it to go ahaha it's a role really ice world whatever he just went with it yeah what are they gonna do but I was like what and they were like enjoy your beer only
01:02:17| one person gets a beer a week from juice or whatever his name was I mean there's stuff like that's it goes in the locker rooms there's that's funny so like the things that happened in the
01:02:29| laundry like so co-ed I I have had co-ed locker rooms and there have been discussions about physical things that might happen to me in those locker rooms that never happened but it gets there's
01:02:43| a weirdness like either you're way too polite there's been once that I've been in public so like there's no locker room for like the rec league at college and you're all changing in the same area for
01:02:54| guys it doesn't matter but I've played with women on my team too in that same like open area of changing and like some I'll give it to them the credit the women have change in a public area that
01:03:05| they're pretty badass I'll give it to give them the credit give them the credit for being strong enough to do that because a lot of women like don't trust their bodies they're sensitive and
01:03:21| they're they feel like they're being judged and my sister went to a lot of my hockey teams do yeah she did not so what was her perspective on this I feel like she would just have a shirt on and like
01:03:34| a what's it called the woman bra that's for sports sports bra our sports listener not getting too into it and then she would just put a shirt or a hoodie over top of it so she was never
01:03:47| like I don't even hang out to her yeah yeah I mean you don't wear panties scumbag like everyone else doing that and then sure it's like bull like like the hockey shorts should wear forever so
01:04:01| like I'm you know I'm looking around like what you guys look at that long my sister you know what's funny you know she married they died I could team yeah who's checking out
01:04:13| your sister yeah I guess he was sneaking some looks but as dudes I mean in an all guys locker room you're pretty much stripping to play naked and your I get some like
01:04:26| someone will say something and look to the right and it's just like a man's junk how did you get you went all the way and you guys mostly lockers I'll say this when I was younger I was afraid of
01:04:35| that like I didn't want to show anybody my junk at all I got anyone to be naked so like if I was naked it'd be like Google and I'd be like I change
01:04:42| oh there are times when I changed and like I was like oh no I like a fiddling with like pulling it up and I just gave somebody throughout I and they're like they're like Dan do you you didn't mean
01:04:55| to do that do ya like I don't know just talk about didn't happen but these sort of things like you're all awkward until you get older and then when you get older you don't give a shit so there's
01:05:06| dudes they're just like walk around naked there's like Pat they're either drunk driver then took a shower and it's like there's people that like the best the best is like drying off dry that bad
01:05:20| boy the best doctor so there's like a door to the shower right there's always there kind of locker rooms are always almost the same it's a locker room and then like a
01:05:28| bathroom and a shower and back there so there's one guy that is like the fun-loving doesn't give a fuck about anything guy he's the guy who's sitting right by the door and as guys are going
01:05:39| in to take a shower they're naked with a towel over their shoulders he's going ahh and they snacks and run on the butt and get the handprint real bar and that's
01:05:49| how you know like you're on a good team like honestly because he'll do that to anybody and yeah whatever happens is like you know he doesn't mean any harm by it but you remember those moments
01:05:59| just a physical leaves an imprint but no more than that but there's emotional positivity there mm-hmm Oh heels while it hurts sounds pretty deep I'm hungry I used to play with I
01:06:16| used to play with a kid who would um he this is this happened two separate times he ordered a McDonald's McRib when it was back he ate he tried to even sit down before a game he would sit down
01:06:30| and eat them before the game you doing dude that's nice don't worry it's gonna give me energy he threw up like eight minutes later like it over that's like I was like what
01:06:40| are you doing so anyway keep doing it on a playoff game and I was like he's like it's just one this time I was like unbeatable you're right but you're wrong one this
01:06:54| time is that that was two and I was like he threw up again and the spittle over yet I just needed a few minutes and I was like why would you imma cream the McRib is back really I
01:07:07| got there with stuff in a locker room ice cream and pizza I've seen people do that you never employed yeah I don't like you're playing hockey or doesn't know me I don't even like to drink water
01:07:18| before a game cuz it like sloshes around on me if I drink too much does I get here earlier too much work it does not work it does not work I'll say that mm-hmm-hmm well and then there's the
01:07:31| whole essence of locker room talk which is why we got into it we're not talking about locker room talk like I'll be the first to tell you I dropped some that's gay you're so gay not offensive at all
01:07:43| intentionally no - back then I wasn't saying it to say you're a homosexual who is in love with a homosexual like it was more like that was the bad word the time that no one wants you to say yeah
01:07:56| there's something to be like rebellious and everything else and going through an all guys high school yeah anyone in all guys high school doesn't say it so well I did say it and if anyone drugged it up
01:08:09| baby like this guy was calling people game don't he I don't think so absolutely I did and I apologize for it you know I mean it's like tacky when you look back on it
01:08:24| you're like I didn't mean it like like the way how uptight you're getting right now because honestly in a locker room you're allowed to say whatever the hell you want in a locker room I know our I
01:08:33| don't think anybody's gonna be like oh did you stab Nik did you hear what Nick just said I think Melanie everyone was just dropping the n-word every five seconds I'm like
01:08:43| we should do this this this with the n-word you'd be like yeah there's an essence of locker room talk where it's protected it's like you can kind of be outlandish and silly and fun and goofy
01:09:03| just but there is a limit where if your locker room talk boils over like you're not what are you doing there was a so this happened yesterday I was in the locker room someone said oh we used to
01:09:17| have a male porn star on our team and his cock ring was huge and like you're like yeah that's okay you're alive conquering was huge I don't know he didn't specify how big his cock was I
01:09:32| assume that okay get it properly sized [Laughter] but he was talking about use a medicine had all these stories and dude like the stories you hear about like the sexual
01:10:07| triumphs and failures and then like the weird merging of like accidental sexual things like people talk about all sorts of weird stuff that you'll never hear anywhere else so like I'm one of the
01:10:20| reasons I play hockey is to get physically fit but to also listen to these crazy stories which I you wouldn't hear anywhere else and I wonder good point what else there is a point to be
01:10:30| made where you're so free to say any weird word crazy story bad word um there's no limits there's no judgments there's no anything going on so you hear the core of man the
01:10:44| the wild wild west of I don't know as dirty as it gets I feel like the locker room is like a speck of like what probably liked it like if you were in like a real like an
01:10:56| establishment quote-unquote establishment that was like filthy like then you could probably talk about it but then at that point you become like genuinely dirty like by the way hockey
01:11:07| players are the dirtiest people in yes a hawk and loogie on the floor like just great leather getting changed they hardly ever bathe they smell terrible they reuse all of their equipment their
01:11:18| gloves do you know what I smell like when you take your Huckabee laps off alas as I know well because I don't wash my hands like five times and it still smells like hockey go up you're like ah
01:11:30| yeah it's pretty disgusting but you've seen like NHL players I just remember like Jeremy Roenick taking a puck to the face he took his jaw like the right part of
01:11:41| his jaw when it was split in two and was moving it around being like yep this is broken and like blood is gushing out of his mouth and he skates off the ice but he doesn't he's not upset he's just
01:11:51| pissed that he can't play hockey so I was like that badass and that is there's something like I just lost this guy's just like fuck this tooth Darian Hatcher put any was Teri Hatcher that actually
01:12:06| broke his jaw I think it was there were later team mates interesting hmm why was that well to bring us back around Donald Trump said something was locker room talk no yeah and he may be right um What
01:12:24| did he say well you have to say what he said I will grab him and actually don't have grabbed her by the pussy I think that was the dumbest thing okay was that that was in reference to who I was uh
01:12:32| [Music] any woman who knows you're famous just grab them by the pussy and here's my thing I think if any of my teammates ever said that oh Gleek
01:12:46| oh you're a piece of shit Rolo or whoever and then like it would be a laughing point I wouldn't be like I wouldn't press charges or anything like that but though Trump has probably never
01:12:58| played a sport in his life what locker room I also wonder like I feel like golf maybe that like I haven't played much golf oh you could say I would say anything no one's gonna hear you
01:13:08| it's in a group of like for edible I'm also not gonna judge golf locker room talk cuz I don't do golf but he's also saying on like a sexual level that he is like dominant in some way which is
01:13:21| baffling like a woman would actually genuinely retract it to the head so like how are you gonna grab them by the sexual like innuendo and doesn't make any sense like for him maybe he's just
01:13:33| trying to wave that ass it's a brag that's a braggadocious thing that's not even true yeah and it's vulgar to show that he's one of the guys like yeah that's what I
01:13:45| do I show the girls then I grab them by their their boobies down here here on the leg so I really sandbags on they feel good I grab bags I know what's up I liked it's like juggle them like beach
01:13:58| balls it's more offensive you're not one of the guys and you're hiding your vulgarity as if you are one of the guys it's what's going on yeah I guess when you when you get in a group of guys that
01:14:08| have experienced some like crazy shit and they're all sharing stories and you're the only one who doesn't have a story you kind of feel like you want to make it up it's almost like a mentality
01:14:18| that you're gonna try to project who you aren't it's just an imagined also a thing where even if a guy says some effed up stuff or he's a real douchebag or he's kind of a jerk he has to make up
01:14:30| for it I mean he has to either play his heart out or take pucks to the face or dive all over the place and then put the team on his shoulder and buy beer for everyone like there's there's unwritten
01:14:41| rules we didn't even get into like you can't just be like I play hot yeah I've been a locker room now I can say whatever the hell I want not maybe give me the Jackass clown you have to there's
01:14:54| so many facets to who you are and a hockey team or whatever team hmm I do miss those times when you had like in high school and in certain adult leagues we had the same team for like
01:15:08| four or five years and you you knew the intricacies of like who a person was and what they were gonna respond to and like you'd hear a comment and he'd just be like ah and then like that guy would say
01:15:19| the comment they did you expected and then the whole room would just be like he's just like everyone was slowly moved towards that guy to see what he would do and he you know it's like Brett he's
01:15:30| gonna ramp up right now and then he drops the story about like he did this ridiculous thing and but there's that's the bond but I don't know that other like a source like a
01:15:49| sexist thing like I don't know that women feel that bond in the same way that they might discuss things but I don't think again seas do beyond just ports realm like they could feel it in
01:16:01| maybe their major their career their different things they do I just don't think it happens and I know there are women hockey teams I don't know maybe they do I don't but I know there's one
01:16:14| woman it's not in the competitive nature so like again at the hockey room talk is after you play a game and if you just got in a brawl with somebody all the dudes on your team are just like we're
01:16:24| ready to fight everyone else like if you get in a brawl there's a like I got your back sent like notion so if you get if you get decked in the like an illegal way someone cross-checks you and boards
01:16:34| you your teammates if you have a good team they will back you up and then beat the crap out of that person I don't know that that happens on a female team and I know it does it does it does yeah not to
01:16:45| the same extent but it does it's not unheard of I'll put it that way hmm because I've heard stories my sister's team they bonded that much that they're able to back each other up and
01:16:56| get pissed and or that they're man linked enough like they're the retest roster earlier a little bit yeah you know what I mean hmm but I think that's a rarity though like I think it's for
01:17:09| men it's could be sort of common but for women it's probably little bit rare I knew I know one woman who was the captain of her I guess cost cross-country team and she said she
01:17:22| wasn't competitive she just liked the social aspect Trudy its aw honey I know you know but you know let me hand off the baton that's your big connection and that's your connection he hands out art
01:17:34| and she adds all like really soft like that I mean like what to be a captain of a team and just like be like I don't that I don't like sports I just like talking to people like that's it's like
01:17:43| a weird like you can just you just literally said your favorite part of men's league was the stories more so than the game didn't you I don't know that's true I think you said it in this
01:17:56| episode 15 minutes ago I do it for fitness but that's not really why I'm there I'm there for the stories but I mentioned you mentioned it regardless um locker room talk is sort of sacred
01:18:17| it's you don't get it anywhere else I guess right yeah that nasty stuff that people do and honestly talk about and say yeah and you could be is a vile person as you want to be in that locker
01:18:34| room and people probably won't they I mean they definitely won't report you know oh he said this in the locker room it's like magic golden snake killers playing on a hot team and he was like
01:18:45| all right 13 women in had sex and $18 Jews and I've never been caught by the police everyone seems just a quietly in a locker merrily joking I mean even Trump
01:19:01| to use that right he just said its locker room talk gotten by the pussy locker room talk there's there's so there probably rules but you know the rules innately I guess maybe we don't
01:19:12| talk about him enough because we're men we don't like to talk about our feelings I talk about granite and marble I thought about feelings now that's my thing
01:19:18| pink shell off white beige warm cool colors tie in the other rooms hmm the true art of being a Salesman let the countertop do the talking what your backsplash kind
01:19:35| of just reflect that um to recap folks we were talking about all sorts of crazy stuff Kobayashi right yeah Kobayashi what was the I thought getting Tam usual usual suspects Takashi Takashi
01:19:54| my gosh is it kobayashi no Kobayashi was the usual suspects no oh no shaggy I showed you shaggy thank you actually Jamal Jamal Oh shaggy Jamal can show you cash so the free press is under attack
01:20:16| you murdered CIA says it was probably Crown Prince the Prince Hollis Hollis Paulus dudes almost close dudes going flying to Turkey and would be a priding an outer supporting the Prince but
01:20:30| anyway yeah that all that of oil military power controlling a region that is in uprising related couldn't be area we talked about a lot we covered so much Assyria that's just we talked about the
01:20:45| whole Saudi Arabia thing I mean it literally covered the history the politics demographics the religion we literally you probably tuned to us if you're from any website and you were
01:20:58| like I need to know more about the situation boom we filled in gotcha another thing we talked about is Turkey the country as a whole yeah authoritative dictator shell right
01:21:09| Aryan dictatorship her go on is military you're hungry you're hungry it's late at night you got to go in the microwave I want some dictators dictators and the coup and how he silenced hundreds of
01:21:26| thousands of coup the coop coop d'etat Coupe de ' eat at eat at I wanna get my me some eat at you know I'm playing yeah 10 another thing I touched on is what 80th power hydrogen
01:21:44| h2 the 10 8 10 to the 80th H thank you I'm still thinking about it you said did you say into the 80s you said 10 to the 18 yeah I did I got a right watch the tape
01:21:58| I think got it off by one but nevermind you have a lot of your skeptic your skeptic tonight skepticism hmm skepticism and then we filled it out with everyone wants to talk about the
01:22:13| Istanbul and everything else and we said hey locker room talk yeah let's bring it over here consulate embassy murder Emporium any well yeah and Parker just punched right now line and a head to bed
01:22:26| you fuckin lost much Michael Parker right mate I'll never forget that after we won and locker room talk what we talk about we talk about the Danes we talk about the Broads I talking about the
01:22:38| guys talk about the gals refs oh oh my regrets are always can't believe if they called that one penalty you know that penalty you see that I can't believe that didn't even happen I don't know
01:22:49| what I was talking about I started a Chan with the fans when I was welcomed by one huh Frank shoots blanks Frank because the reps name was Frank and his a little
01:22:57| older and the rest were the best amends Lee because you know they're players on other teams so they know everyone the lead they're looking at you like what'd he do garcy you uh eyeball one I didn't
01:23:17| see shit Frank well guess what you're getting two for the rough are you rough dude get the fucking ball I love it ah when you can get a little back and forth with them you know mm-hmm it's like
01:23:28| locker room talk where we talk about our secrets we might say bad things that maybe we don't mean might say bad things maybe we mean it's hard to tell the difference it's a secret world it's a
01:23:41| safe world as long as you don't cross certain lines we didn't really get over the lines but you know when you see him yeah it's also one of the kings places guy be walking by you see a but you
01:23:54| smack it that's what you do think you should our your hockey tape yeah boom that's what you do you got snot rockets just blow them on the floor no one's gonna stop you you're showering naked
01:24:06| beer so thanks to each other you talk I'd I don't look down naked conversation rule doesn't I don't know of any other place where you can have a naked conversation with anybody pull off and
01:24:17| pooping with the stall door open uh-huh see that's too far from me yeah that's a touch too far especially if there is a stall door and they choose not to shut it
01:24:26| yeah that's oftentimes there isn't but if there is even then whoa yeah you could there's a lock on that thing I'm like can I shut this freeze no I'll leave that oh good we're good we're good
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