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00:00:04| let's journey together to the promised land the land of milk and honey in this Milky Way galaxy of ours where we just stand around and agua some milk jugs let's delve right in so I'm Dan and I'm
00:00:25| Nick folks we're old friends dissecting one topic at a time people technology media we've got it all covered each discussion here is a deep dive into our unique perspective taboo forbidden
00:00:38| subjects they're all on the chopping block baby we don't pander to popular opinion we might even get a little bit dirty morning this podcast may contain mature language and sexual content and
00:00:50| is for entertainment purposes only so join us have a good time okay Dan away we're uh yeah TM this is one of those episodes that's so simple and to the point
00:01:27| it's like the salt one oh that's a really good simplistic but detail off the detail is there anything you would like to cover Nick no I don't like this subject huh it weirds me out
00:01:43| you don't like my mom no you know milk is the topic everyone wondering yeah and I am Nick folks and I'm Dan I do not like the milk hmm it's fantastic that's great you're a milk man I was
00:01:58| actually I don't a milk man and not as a profession and occupation someone break into your house worse so it has these uh unplugged walkie-talkies
00:02:20| in the shape of paw patrol right now uh-huh if he leaves them on they don't make any noise at all so you wouldn't know the wrong except when certain people make
00:02:32| phone calls around here or police scanners or like it just picks up radio frequency and the other night I heard this is not scripted I swear to God is that someone Joyce legitimately yeah I
00:02:51| swear to god that's why I definitely me here he said hello can anyone hear me pop up but what's weird is it sounded like a grown man it did something could run that the kids place how you doing
00:03:09| yeah I hope it's a real pop up and kid and were eavesdropping but I'm about to turn it off but I wanna make sure nothing Bad's gone I want you to not tell your bare tongue all right we're
00:03:23| gonna turn this off even though yes we but this was going on pretty thick how do we get that on the pike it was perfect no pop anyway it was like it is in dark at like 10:00
00:03:37| at night in my basement of a swamp I'm getting the bat ready so talking about milky I know I want to cover on the promised land milk and honey the galaxy milk work comes from why we're so
00:03:54| fascinated with it and then mmm why it's so disgusting and good for you what it's made it even good for you uh well I don't know that you would buy elk well if you're talking about human Paik is it
00:04:12| opaque I get white substance I guess it is a white opaque yes somewhat certainly all those things it has damn and opaque white fluid rich in fat and protein secreted by email' mammals for
00:04:25| the nourishment of their young did you reduce any stories of why we do this like where it came from which one our milk or cow's milk or why mammals my mammals have milk no what was
00:04:37| the origin somebody referred to it as a means of warming and moistening eggs they had like a certain animal that did this and then eventually it became that like we became moister and warmer and
00:04:50| we're able to put stuff into the fluid and then finally the babies were able to like drink the fluid and then like slowly became milk like it had more and more nutrients to it more they'll pretty
00:05:01| gross it's just like a biological soup yeah but like what's it native it's like that stuff when like neo is in the little orb and all the gels around his body if that was milk would that be more
00:05:16| or less disgusting that would be a better rod it would be a better scene I think hilarious you just covered enough but why am i you've never seen outside of milk yeah
00:05:33| you've never breathed real air you bully breathe milk and then like the next scene he's like eating a piece of cheese as he's like anyway so milk contains lipids and proteins and the proteins
00:05:48| archaea cincin way I believe way I got way yeah and then the salt minerals vitamins sugars and carbohydrates and antibodies white blood cells okay yeah it protects your your little guy keeps
00:06:09| them safe from from illness but did do you know the the makeup of milk for like throughout species like are all mammals have the same roughly kind of milk because I know it's really weird that we
00:06:24| drink cow's milk ah well it's not it's a whole that's strange actually because of the quantity do you know how much we generally make like a woman will make how much milk a day I don't know three
00:06:40| cups that I made that uh that's pretty close how many cups are in a sixteen cups to a gallon damn material 6128 makes up a gallon right 128 it's 16 cups to a gallon and you are on three I would
00:06:57| agree with you in four cups so I make about a quarter of a gallon which is a decent amount you know you think okay that's a lot work that bad boy let's milk it yeah all
00:07:08| it's worth what I wonder where do you think that came from I think it does have to do with that because you're milking something you're squeezing it you're
00:07:17| gently pulling on it you're gently getting more and more from it it's like a tea yeah but even like people who are taking advantage of the situation they're milking it they're milking it
00:07:26| because there's getting it all once they're squeezing it out little by little ha ha ha so cow's milk how much milk do you think a cow produces a gallon and a half so
00:07:39| slightly more than that I feel like eight gallons a day is it weird that it's like the size of a human being like a small human being it's 80 pounds of milk what no idea a bit wild
00:07:55| it's an insane amount of milk did they have to eat and drink like a boat ton uh I don't make graze grass and hay and [ __ ] so I have no idea how much like actually like farm ones that are like
00:08:06| professionally milked like all day all night baby like do they feed them so they don't have to spend all this time grazing how percent cows are like dogs they know exactly what to do like they
00:08:17| say when they come from milking which is three times a day that they get in line and they wait and they know their place and they get milked and they want to get milked because it feels good to get that
00:08:28| milk out because there's 80 pounds of it in there actually a third of that there's like 30 pounds of it in there and when they're done they get to eat and then they go off and do their own
00:08:38| thing it's 24 gallons to convert it how long are they milk ready I don't know about the fertility hariya said that a manila girl enough period when their milk bearing so
00:08:56| production levels peak around 40 to 60 days after Calvin calving Calvin calving I don't know what it's calving its captain so that they're ten months long and if it's actually I do know that it
00:09:12| is like a human like a human will drop off in no production if it's not used so it's very essential to use the milk use it early on baby make sure you pump it out regardless
00:09:24| like even if you don't need it so I guess that's why people the symbolism of bathing in milk do you think they know I don't think hmm so it gets into like the weirdness of like drinking another
00:09:38| animals milk and that yeah the like factory method of doing it like cows are not cats so like cats will clean themselves with cows don't like they're filthy they just
00:09:52| get like sprayed off the old chemicals on the their teeth say that so they get cleaned off it's still kind of gross like there's like cleaning solution and probably like nasty stuff still stuck to
00:10:06| them like a certain percentage has to get in there this is like cockroaches and candy bars you know yeah yeah that doesn't bother as much I'm all about cockroaches and candy bars fixture
00:10:17| crunch that's why you like Rice Krispies like four hundred thousand in chocolate yeah cockroach but you produce that much milk it's just an assistant insane to think that you could have eighty pounds
00:10:32| from a single cow in a day that is wild you know much that is good the gallon weighs like what like eight pounds I see it the math works out I'm just doing the math in my head a little bit that's like
00:10:47| ten gallons okay that make sense Wow I had that exactly like yeah yeah yeah somewhere in that ballpark interesting it's crazy freakin gallon that's wild
00:11:01| so if you didn't get milk when you were born has a baby what you you said you didn't like it you didn't have a choice and it was necessary for you we go through the process I was all about milk
00:11:15| as a child ever how you are yeah I was milked whatever I was the breast of the milk I don't know when my mom stopped six seven years old that was wish grade
00:11:33| school get down the car thanks mom no problem Nick she winks a little squeeze a little hard to know what is like the oldest person that's been breastfed oh oh man number information now I don't
00:11:51| know well it's gonna be do you think it's over or under teenager ah [Music] Denise Sumpter is a 44 old your mother of two her daughter Belle was
00:12:05| breastfeeding at the age of seven mm-hmm pretty good I was expecting like something to break records like I was like 13 or 15 wingless child and in the UK so that's another thing is that we
00:12:20| lose our ability to digest milk I think it's something like 80 or 90% of us yeah lactose like it starts to build up in your system it doesn't break down the same yeah we have certain various levels
00:12:37| like you might not be like this intolerant but like milk probably doesn't settle sidled ass it'll sit or settle well with it so approximately 65% of human population has reduced ability
00:12:47| to digest lactose after infancy so even in Asia it's like 90% of adults they can't digest the Lightning's so that ends up going on your system and then just like causing you to have diarrhea
00:12:59| nice guy or youthful milk cool you're sinking I could see you thinking here squinting there's a there's old there's an old inside joke I have and we're all playing pictionary no the
00:13:18| really tough one Trivial Pursuit the original one it was like I got I got a word it properly so let me make sure what 1992 slogan had Joey Tribbiani giving a
00:13:36| thumbs up for a product that said got this and then it was like this is the word and it's like what is the item originally started by Richard Hulk or whichever the president was oak Mixon
00:13:50| James Cape Hulk okay anyway so it's a really complicated question the answer is supposed to just be got milk that was the slogan you recall it from the 90s yeah
00:14:00| except it my girlfriend at the time someone yelled milk and my girlfriend just couldn't stop laughing and everyone's like what and she was like you idiot they didn't have milk
00:14:13| back then talking about James Cape Hulk's time and we were like no that they had milk back then her like where they didn't she's laughing we're like no they had milk and she couldn't stop
00:14:25| laughing and she's laughing so hard she can't breathing she's like who was the first person to just think what if I suck on this we were dying laughing but it does beg the question who was the
00:14:38| first person saw these calves getting in milk from the mother Allen was like yeah yeah yeah let's get some of that that's oh it's the Jews Jewish people the Promised Land the land of milk and honey
00:14:54| it comes from a Jewish saying yeah but they were milking cows before everyone else but I don't know if that's actually true but that's the biblical reference that I'll refer to because honestly milk
00:15:08| and honey only happened in like areas of fertility like extreme fertility so if like the animals are giving birth they have milk and if the land doesn't necessarily refer to the honey of bees
00:15:21| it's the honey that's produced like in excess when a plant is flowering so like extra SAP extra sugar that's the honey they referring to interesting I didn't know that actually mm-hmm yeah milk and
00:15:36| honey baby so it even goes back even further you go like the galaxy Milky Way galaxy yeah the galaxy itself is like I think it's called the Milky one case it is it
00:15:50| yeah it's like that's the derivative so when they were looking at it they're like that looks like a mine of milk up there yeah I think sense but it does I'm
00:15:58| really really clear night kind of just milky like that's the story to make sense yeah wait noise did the Egyptians like milk I feel like they could have I don't know that this will lead anywhere
00:16:15| but we'll see don't you just curious because are they the origins of milk and honey I mean that would be the same time period right brain Nana covet the fluid of life milk
00:16:30| something about Egypt the Egyptians drink milk hekia they did they drank beer lots of beer and no and the beer was thick like a milkshake apparently no it's kind of gross
00:16:47| a chunky beer mmm it's like buddy's room-temperature beer yeah no let's talk about so I was like my galaxy anyone a galactic GOG is it might be it might actually you might
00:17:11| actually know what the term means okay galactic GOG is something that creates milk causes the production of milk yeah so in women that are declining in the amount that they're producing while
00:17:23| breastfeeding they can drink galactic dogs a variety of things that makes you milk your produce yeah is it a real thing or is like one of those wives tale no it's a real thing
00:17:33| it's a real thing I work yeah do you have any examples of some I can't spell the word but if you try to spell it for me I'll write it down and then get it later Hillel I thank God
00:17:44| I know well we'll come back to this we'll circle back it's public galaxy and in GOG at the end black to God here we go whole grains dark leafy greens fennel
00:17:56| garlic chick please nuts and seeds almonds ginger papaya don't think pretty much everything yeah I don't know why I think that it they contain like certain fatty acids that
00:18:09| produce you know it make sense no reasoning accept anything yeah I would tend to agree with you so I'll talk about the there's another element of breast milk that we didn't cover so it
00:18:26| actually provides not only the antibodies but like a means of digestion so like it eases digestion and then also is like an I think like an antihistamine but like anti-inflammatory so like a lot
00:18:38| of things mm-hmm hey chill you out and even 'land there's some sort of like they call it tryptophan which breaks down into melatonin which controls sleep cycles sleep so that's why like nursing
00:18:52| mothers are exhausted all the time because when they nurse their baby gets tired because they give them tryptophan but also it releases the key trip to themselves yeah so there's a weird kind
00:19:02| of biological rhythm that's given between the mother and baby hmm grab on did that boob is there something you'd like to say about boobs Nick they're great you know how many oral
00:19:19| fixations not really certain problems that would be good for another I yeah will be really good later mm-hmm like I'll put it this way my arm my uncle he goes to fancy steak joints
00:19:42| right and guess he loves a good steak and milk any others a tall glass of milk that's strange isn't that weird would you be like sir we don't have it
00:19:55| just flat out but he gets it big ol glass of milk for the steak and I'm like up until what you know might be up the mcpoyles interesting our dance for a milk they would because they'd have
00:20:14| White Russians people who would drink milk after like a certain age you know I actually just drank Kahlua and milk it's kind of like a chocolate milk like yeah so it's kind of ok yeah I uh know up
00:20:28| until like 25ish they stuff like a chocolate milk every morning instead of like breakfast I would drink that boy your boy Travis something would swear by drinking chocolate milk after hockey
00:20:41| yeah I think we both got that from each other maybe we reinforce today on each other I think so I think so and I had no problem with it I was just
00:20:49| mentioning it because you said something about chocolate belt and that remind me of something he would have I mean nice yeah it does have the right combination of carbohydrates and proteins and fats
00:21:00| to make it so that you're not hungry and you're well narrow but it also has a lot of saturated fat so it's not very good for your heart so I perfectly will die early because any ones aren't supposed
00:21:12| to drink milk after infancy yeah that true like there's not I don't think we are we're like naturally occurring you're supposed to drink something that you
00:21:21| will never have again for the rest of your life it is very strange isn't it it is do you think you can name the top three countries that consume the most milk per capita India I would I would
00:21:34| think India myself but that is not right PI cuz they're poor good point and the cows are vegan give me a hint just like with direction rich people northern Nero people Ireland Ireland is number one
00:21:49| really yeah milk I guess they got a lot of farmland so probably helps yeah yeah if you have a lot of space and for people then it's very easy to raise cows and if you have enough money you
00:22:00| can pay for the cow then cow milk is probably fairly cheap because there a lot of cows yeah and it might be that the like behind a man if you can keep the cows
00:22:09| alive than it might be actually or car-bombs the drink mm-hmm mm-hmm that's how you got your source of information you know yeah you know okay is it yeah it's like Special K United K know what
00:22:26| number that's three there's a country in the middle that you wouldn't I mean I imagine they're milking reindeer or something Norway close Finland Sweden damn a third one yeah
00:22:40| beyond that's weird all these places are colder - yeah then the Venezuela is about a hot spot for milk Oh too damn hot I think it's the expression - what - mom no anchorman they shouldn't drink
00:22:57| milk burps like 98 degrees gross so the food storage is part of it I guess and also like your ability to grow crops so like if you're in a colder climate not only
00:23:11| will the cow supposedly survived but the milk will then freeze or be chilled and be able to last pretty long because it does have a nice mix of nasty bacteria that can be in there that can make you
00:23:23| sick if you drink unpasteurized milk oh pasteurize that bad boy how much of milk is pasteurized pretty much all of it that we said I think legally in the United States you're forced to
00:23:34| pasteurize it yeah there's different pasteurization rules aren't terms they're different levels or something I don't know about that I do know that I do know that in
00:23:46| this reading I found a lot of like raw milk proponents saying like it cures you have a lot of different diseases I maybe maybe one of them maybe like Crohn's like a lot of digestive diseases can
00:23:58| manifest some great ways it's possible that your gut flora is restored via a transplant of some kind via orally or rectally rectal as a fecal transplant baby hit me baby
00:24:13| one more time as we say in the business uh-huh correct those transfusions the problem though is that you're trying to cure yourself but the odds although low I think there was like only 800 people
00:24:26| in the last decade that got sick from drinking raw milk but I don't know that you can find raw milk readily available it can also carry dangerous germs such as Brucella capable of actor
00:24:38| Cryptosporidium coli Listeria and salmonella mm-hmm so thank Louis Pasteur for heating up some milk and saying mmm delish let's drink this without ruining the milk Jessica he did like real fast
00:24:56| I actually I read that certain elements of the milk actually do become decomposed so they just yeah destroys some of the vitamins some of the key bacteria that would be good bacteria for
00:25:09| you and I think even like I think the C vitamins and the B vitamins were the ones that they like reduced by a large percentage not be I'll tell you a because there's a lot of D vitamin D
00:25:18| baby whoo Big D No so what are you got neck you do some research yeah you actually you actually covered most of mine okay I figured I just didn't want to step on your feet
00:25:31| that's understood yeah I know but there's milk benches out there oh you don't know what that I how I don't so if you use food or liquid in bed it always gets really messy what kind of setting
00:25:45| would you use for that wet fetish and it's not a girl being wet it's a girl covered in food it's like messy food fetish it's like you like it when a girl's sticky from like whenever
00:25:59| she's drinking or like she splashes milk all over her like and her jeans are really tight wet you're like ha ha ha it's hard to take off your shirt and you can barely breathe
00:26:11| I forgot skal it's got like Messi or something fetish Nicks everyday life yeah maybe I'm like I've never heard of this kind of fetish you may be able to find it online I wouldn't know what it's
00:26:24| called exactly but what would you say milk fetish wet fetish I don't even know what the word would be it's two conflicting splatter I'm telling you it's like a word that
00:26:35| means like a mess I can make a mess like it's both spoole sploosh sploosh baby is anything get a lot of results no no no nothing all right I forget it doesn't name mess
00:26:57| that's weird think I found this research way to the porn episode oh you did hey how much deep research I did you kidding me I broke it down by like the most popular polling categories by
00:27:10| country on pornhub it was weird like the Italian one versus like the Japanese ones versus like these ones those good stuff to believe in genetics that passed on your memory of fetishes is passed on
00:27:28| through your Italian genius oh it's just that's culture what's your fetish Nick jeans just wearing girl tied genie Jacob Jacob's haha extremely loose covering extremely big
00:27:45| team put him in a cardboard box let me see what corners they got on him hmm she don't jeans but milk as we were saying mm-hmm it just like it used to be one of my
00:27:58| favorite thing because I would drink milk keep you to add nesquik to it stroke the strawberry next but in cereal powder do you put a zero in first and then pour milk over it or vice versa
00:28:07| yeah I think that's right this is a normal way I don't know why that other people would do it are weird yeah just everything floats on top weird yeah you have to get it submerged well
00:28:18| your favorite cereals look at charms yeah that's a good one you saved the marshmallows to the end no he went right for yeah yeah but like sometimes I would separate them and get
00:28:33| like a bowl of just marshmallows Evan right yeah you couldn't recreate that right now I would not feel good I can guarantee that and the diabetes would crawl up your
00:28:47| back and into your gut great amount of fats and sugars we would eat as kids yeah hmm Dartmouth you know you got a favorite one what about you I like cracklin oat bran
00:28:59| like an old person cereal it's like the squares the brown squares they get softer and milk that are usually pretty hard you can oh yeah yeah there they had a big actually it's a tough - yeah the
00:29:13| crowd like Cookie Crisp and I like fruit loops a little big fan of a the honeycomb one who's that one honeycomb is that what it was honeycomb yeah I think so
00:29:25| that was like things like a big brand back then like now does even exist are there commercials do they do advertising like did we pay more attention back then is maybe that's only
00:29:38| on like one channel cuz we only as kids watch like one channel right yeah it's true so the advertisers probably totally different yeah it seems completely
00:29:48| generic now I feel like it was like it was a big deal when we were kids like it so it was like mondo her drink know what he's like it was a ripoff of its type in mondo mo India of drinking maybe cuz I
00:30:07| don't even know if it's around anymore how these were they were labeled with something else where I came from no male to the rim no they're not the kool-aid the thirst quencher what the
00:30:18| hell would they call yeah [ __ ] oh dude rip it and squeeze it the clear plastic then kool-aid bursts uh yeah but if someone else did it someone else it was like it was their product I feel
00:30:30| like Cloyd was just like a we had the money let's do this squeeze its yeah exactly yeah not milk what's a Kiwi not milk these things are not milk milk like milk probably have partnership with
00:30:48| schools and stuff mr. t said don't do drugs stay in milk do your school whatever right damn milk was milk made a real big push in like the probably while we were being born in the 80s I didn't
00:31:02| get an exact year on it but they did some advertising craziness it's like cotton like the fabric of our lives it's like why do I need to push cotton on people and some recent isn't it is that
00:31:14| still high ten years ten years old well I mean reason I'm talking about the eighties here is it still going on yeah they just did a cotton of Our Lives commercial like with the defense here
00:31:27| top the fabric of our lives from 1990 to it's it still and always will be the fabric of our lives after 25 years still and always will be the fabric of your life and it's like draped on your grave
00:31:52| holy [ __ ] just a 2% hmm what do you the gun they got milk to the cotton ilk campaign actually began in California it says mm-hmm it led to a seven hundred and fifty five million total gallon
00:32:11| increase failure Wow or two percent it's weird that we're actually going through a glut of milk there's no reproduction of the milk so now there's ya feel like there's not as much demand for milk yeah
00:32:23| it's kind of strange and a gallon of milk only cost like two bucks I remember it being like always two bucks oh hold on the Got Milk campaign it gets deeper I
00:32:40| can't believe we didn't get here huh it was launched in 1993 with the Aaron Burgau television commercial directed by Michael Bay that's the most powerful commercial III
00:32:56| want to see the commercial at this point good being silverstein and partners 2009 documentary talked about this the voice ain't got milk is the same as a nationwide Danny Delk no no II that is
00:33:13| nothing but the price of the gallon of milk it breaks down by oh by year almost 1985 it was two dollars and 20 cents per gallon wait what 1985 1985 33 year 215
00:33:30| yeah keep going cuz fluctuates a little bit 1995 $2.50 2005 three dollars and 20 cents and then 2018 this is a little high in the survey it's 290 per gallon but I just bought milk for 2 bucks I was
00:33:48| gonna say I was selling it at on my first job Freddy Freddy Phil farms for is it taxable good bit hmm I don't think it is late exit ok taxable is it vary state to state huh flour sugar bread
00:34:12| milk eggs fruits vegetables and groceries are not taxable Wow can we get from my old employer yeah you just broke open a gigantic legal case flax act class-action lawsuit everyone in the
00:34:27| area it's your lawsuits ready I'll be leading the charge hmm milk is one of those things where I will never start drinking it again
00:34:40| correct what if you get Crohn's disease go straight to the T see this is one of the things that I think if you're a farmer you probably drank raw milk all your life you probably like get it fresh
00:34:51| from the teat you know your cow you know your cows healthy and you're just like hey you know you're proud you know who's been sleeping with your cow you live in a bird or chicken that's it just do to
00:35:03| keep it on the down-low but what about cheese products because cheese is milk right I actually doing this is a weird thing to so everyone has that one food do you know this the cheese slices you
00:35:20| could buy that we're single saying it's craft or someone else made it yeah it was like wrapped in plastic not cheese I know it's like a five year old six year old I
00:35:31| love cheese I would eat cheese what was the one famous sandwiches jelly mayonnaise and cheese I would put on a piece of bread eat it I think what's a female Oh hold on this is gonna sound
00:35:44| weird I don't like jelly I can't put mayonnaise on anything except chicken salad and if I eat cold pieces of cheese just like if I start eating them out of
00:35:54| the fridge like even if it's good cheese if it's American cheese and I start eating it cold it starts to taste like silver or blood or throw up and the back of my head and if I eat any more ofter
00:36:06| all Wow you know that feeling well there's a food that you're not allowed to eat it's like the same reaction people get with a certain liquor sometimes like I have Goldschlager I'll
00:36:15| throw up I'm like just my aunt's Goldschlager but you have one sip in your brain does that thing where it flips a switch it's like you can't have any cheese at all I mean you're gonna
00:36:25| have it but not in large quantities it has to be cooked no it has to be cooked you can't cold Chili's cooked yeah and it's because I eat so much cold cheese so this one time I throw up as a kid huh
00:36:36| that's weird that's one of the things I like complete on eggs I can do whatever I can achieve them but it's cold so I'm like sorry
00:36:45| yeah throw ready I'm cool what about cheeseburger you got to put it on the burger free cook what if it's like they pulled the burger off it's hot they put it on the bun pulls off a little bit
00:36:55| then they put the cheese on I think I'd be a little weird about it but because you're mushing it all together the whole process is hot async old cheese I know what you're thinking you're trying to
00:37:04| think it and I've done this before well no III appreciate you what about your effort burnt cheese but it's cooled down it's a different texture does that get you I don't know I've never had them
00:37:15| cooked cheese for a burger what about the crisps the whiz no no it's still fine no it's good I can eat it okay because it doesn't taste like cold cheese cold cheese has a taste you know
00:37:26| what I meant okay I can't do that makes me sick this reminds me of the like Americans are notoriously like cheese fiends like so I used talking about going to Wisconsin
00:37:40| comedian and he said like you know it's totally normal I've been here before you'll just like see a bunch of dudes like cheering a bag of cheese together and the other comedian got off the plane
00:37:48| and was like literally there was like two like 50 year-old chubby guys just like sitting on a bench sharing a bag of cheese and he's like ha hey really was season four
00:37:58| yeah sirree well like fried cheese like the cheese at like Olive Garden you know I'll do that tell me when tell me when just no keep going ah I love cheese like look I bring it break out of the trick
00:38:12| like bring out of the fridge and cut it up and like my whole family she's like wait did you actually there's one cold cheese I can do with Parmesan Reggiano PR if it's not America Mazel Robert been
00:38:26| sliced oh I love my sorrow oh yeah but like with the soft cheeses like brie you know that's gonna have to be hard and stinky for me to like it so give it to me hard give it to me stinky seriously
00:38:47| the worst icky smells and it's hard it's better oh my gosh I got oh yeah no my um my uncles mm-hmm aunts and uncles who owned an Italian restaurant in Stone Harbor which
00:39:00| will not be named on this podcast when they have parties at their houses like they buy cheeses from other country we illustrate from a week you know I like like fifty bucks a wheel and I can't
00:39:14| pronounce half of them and it like stinks like sweat socks and like feet and you're like this is the most disgusting oh you eat it and it's like heaven but like that's good cheese oh my
00:39:26| god can you do your home again do that oh there you got it froze a little bit I picture like doves flying away there's like an Italian person somehow they're dressed as priests and they're just
00:39:41| throwing cheese into a crowd no there's an Italian person he's overweight he's like his shirts not tough things is hey Guido what's going on let's hurry up I gotta get back in the car
00:39:51| mom's waiting in the car uh-huh he's a tiny pickup truck that only fits like two people and then squeals are in the back the wheels of cheese mm-hmm that's what it's one of my fantasies they have
00:40:04| a wheel cheese I think I said this on the luxury podcast or the one about luxury is that if you had like a basement that was nice cool and dry then you could store like sausages and cheese
00:40:15| down there and those are like if you're going apocalypse style I feel like that'd be a great way to go out like if you're gonna die in an apocalypse heart disease would be pretty
00:40:25| good you mean that from something else before the heart disease probably do what are you thinking like apocalypse like the one fat guy like after like years of apocalypse like ten years then
00:40:35| there's like a chubby guy walking around you'd be like what the hell and like you'd miss three kids in a trench coat so what are their milk products are they I mean there's cheese that's the one we
00:40:53| could probably spend a whole episode on what other derivatives are there do you have a yogurt oh yeah yogurt I like a good yogurt yeah certainly once I got I got I got into
00:41:04| some Greek yogurts I f with that you know I'm saying and yeah they uh there's a debacle going on about Greek yogurt I like the byproducts of Greek yogurt or actually I like they
00:41:16| don't biodegrade and like you can't release them into the atmosphere so how the hell they make Greek yogurt that good Lord what are they using to make this ha to research you have to fill in
00:41:25| a story here all right that's fine I'm trying to have another byproduct of milk milk cheese ice cream put it along like a good ice cream you ice cream man I love ice cream hey yeah you look like
00:41:44| you'll awaken in choco chip yeah Yeah right ice cream from my place your place yeah yeah I did which one you go with pretty sure I always go with my mainstay do you stay with the same
00:42:00| flavor you bounce around 16 showing but we probably offered like 24 so we would just cycle in sixer so every see them huh Nintendo tip was probably always showing it was probably and always go
00:42:13| I'll be showing chokolate rainforest French silk chocolate honey Kota cashews dark chocolate pieces caramel swirl do you Johnny selfie water all the time ever it
00:42:25| did you try to sell it was the worst flavor uh cotton candy all the sugar lines no no no no what I was a car frozen cheese damn it this is gonna bug me to help I was like 15 to 20 years
00:42:42| walnut some kind of walnut Oh like really like huh walnut ice cream hold on Iowa tomorrow might just be blog okay screw no it's cold like maple walnut yeah it might be it maple walnut
00:43:02| dude my dad loves all the worst really yeah it's the one that would move the lease dude I would sell like one maple walnut a month then I make it taste worse because it's now older like the
00:43:13| average age of it there's no clear Greek yogurt recipe they would just say that there are the acidic way that's left behind of every kilogram of Greek yogurt there's 2 to 3
00:43:34| kilograms of acid way so for what you eat there's toxic runoff from the acid way that's double or triple what you're eating and they can't sell an acid way I don't know it's just like the derivative
00:43:47| of whatever you're making is not edible and it's not OK the environment strange that like you can make like I don't even know I'm gonna wear cover that later here no I think with ironic you make
00:44:01| something it's super healthy right cuz packed with protein there's not a lot of fat there's not a lot of anytime you have a food that's too good to be true it's something's up there will be a
00:44:12| price paid later or further down the road or you know so what's another derivative of milk oh no not derivative products everything is better with butter before butter and everything
00:44:28| isn't it it's not a secret recipe to every fancy restaurant I think it is they add like tripled butter butter and everything begin to everything you cook like this is amazing I like well it
00:44:39| should be did you have butter or margarine growing up butter and I was always confused by the saying because we never had margarine now as an adult I get it they
00:44:53| say that butter is actually better for you than margarine it flips every 10 years Wow it's one of those things that they don't really know yet yeah yeah so I'm like Paulo correct yeah
00:45:07| tell lard butter margarine shortening rendered animal fat like making candles and soap and clogging your arteries with it my kid loves the way it tastes his uncle
00:45:21| his Uncle Mark used to eat sticks of butter as a kid I'm like I know that's where we're headed aren't we he's used to as in he's gone now how did he pass away his other question so hold
00:45:34| on epidemiology to the rescue kids my son Uncle Mark now I'm my relative young kind of a chubby little thing he would eat sticks of butter pudgy fact like you don't mean everybody
00:45:51| loves him mm-hmm except that when he got the colony started working out you could like bench press 400 pounds holy [ __ ] and he got skinny too like in his stomach area so he's like a six-pack
00:46:02| and you know he's like all jacked and everything and now he's like a guess we does for a living he's just go Fitness oh man he's a physical trainer does he still had a
00:46:13| look that bat he butter drink Melanie stop eating butter and milk now he's all about like eating the right thing and everything but it's like wild but he was the one who was like I feel like that
00:46:23| happened need butter like the if you overdose it's a child on whatever you're doing the experience or the mayonnaise jelly American cheese you'll never do it again or if you grow up sheltered like
00:46:34| the Christian environment they keep them away from all the dangers and then what's the experience all the dangers there's like a whole dinner and they love it they just drive right in ten
00:46:47| kids later you're just whoa that was a hell of a trip hmm any other milk derivatives no I think that's it we covered them all I think we talked about how milk is began we talked about some
00:47:02| weird things with milk like you really want to get this some milk fetish no no I was gonna look black-market don't what is black market milk is that the milk that comes from the bull No
00:47:19| milk Turkel I don't have a cow that's good lacto philia it's a brett-o the one thing ah black market breast milk I'm trying to tell ya I know I bring it up
00:47:37| do you actually have this debt please tell me you have a stat on this black market no it was the challenge that you could buy it I don't think you could buy it
00:47:45| yeah the challenge was I couldn't buy it um it's been a few weeks but a goal right now yes they did : bet underground online marketplace for human breast milk well here by human breast milk
00:48:08| oh we see oh no laws exist regarding the sale of human breast milk it's not illegal where to buy human breast milk yeah give me the statement is - oh you can donate it that sounds so boring
00:48:27| price per ounce hmm let's see ah try to go to dollars an ounce but that doesn't it's not selling most men are perverted about it though they go for their world fixation this a
00:48:46| lot of companies do with cold milk sharing they pulled together breast milk from several to dozens of mothers with children at different ages and different booth it's oh and it is heat pasteurized
00:49:05| okay so some of the flavors are lost Oh protective factors so this in flavor like who cares waiver did on this flavors overall this is this brown that's the shame this Megan brand milk
00:49:19| can't handle it uh well it looks like I could buy it but it seems really redundant and stupid and too much of a process one thirty year old mother made four grand selling
00:49:34| breast milk online she's probably pumping out like a quarter veal in a day yeah big also the amount of food you have to eat is probably offsetting that four thousand
00:49:43| my quite a lot hmm are they they in the playoffs I don't even think one that I they just went over how that's what you're waiting for no I'm not waiting for anything I was
00:50:01| the the nets at beacon in Game one by the time this airs everyone will be like oh my god they're still talking about Game two they got slower I can't believe they actually won that year he's about
00:50:13| to live a dream let's watch real time over a one week period to the next what happens to him yeah just more zits keep appearing as I stopped showering and bathing
00:50:27| I've actually been bathing in milk do you know so I used to sell milk for a farm okay direct source we had our own cows so itself for to 1500 still what I do
00:50:43| remember 250 no-whip tax which should have been taxed 250 215 was um skim milk Indian people yeah we buy the milk like like a very milk centric because they can't kill the the cow for meat
00:51:10| what does that have to do with being milk centric though confuse they worship the cow because it's life gave the properties the one who lived up with liquid of life road or whatever it was
00:51:21| not worshipping milk they want from the source they're not adulterated milk they went on adult male milk I think that they some of them had shops of their own and they would just resell I
00:51:35| that's what I'm picturing is an Indian person with like a saucer you can pour into this offer saucer and they just like carry it home and the awkward
00:51:44| yeah and they resell that thirty saucers for a dollar someone else told me that um that certain cultures take bats in milk yeah yeah I have heard that just do bathing in milk I don't know what kind
00:52:03| of benefits there are I mean if if you have enough this stuff lying around I guess do it I said that you know if you had a farm you had way too much milk hmm
00:52:18| skin yeah apparently a milk bath is good for dead skin cells hmm leisure skin feeling soft and supple the fat and protein in the milk provide this immediate benefit near bath water the
00:52:33| milk also helps exfoliate the skin for additional softness the lactic acid in milk helps clean and soften the skin you said so softly not bad um bye dad it's pretty good delivery
00:52:47| yeah appreciate that it comes with me in a nice tight shirt pouring a saucer of milk one at a time Angie did you say a snifter cuz I 5 ounce baby yeah so we got weird requests
00:53:08| at the farm uh-huh did you know one time someone had to talk to my manager because they wanted pee collected from the cow Oh interesting and I thought everyone was gonna tell him we go away
00:53:24| we don't do that but they discussed numbers and then when the farmers follow the cow around for a while nice I have no clue what the number was I was like 14 but like what do you think
00:53:38| that number was like 200 bucks was he like 200 bucks oh hell yeah burly cow for like 10 minutes apparently Cleopatra bait Cleopatra
00:53:50| bathed in donkey mail bill yeah and then did she die by milk with the poppy no yeah milk in the poppies interesting because I was up a lot and games of Thrones I think that was like a heroin
00:54:09| or opiate right you happy milk poppy seeds huh that's all its milk of they just mean it's probably like yeah better stuff it's like it's like almond milk like that's not real milk just almonds
00:54:24| crying for their lives this for almond they didn't do anything well what is almond milk I think it's mostly sugar actually [ __ ] health product sure want me to look it up I'll look it up no
00:54:46| no no this is her podcast on milk we're really breaking it down for the people these people are home or like yeah I agree I agree sure Jamie pulled that up but did you know almond milk only cane
00:55:05| contains 2% almonds false advertising give me that give me the list I have it downstairs to be quicker to run those stairs why Oh an actual container yeah
00:55:17| weights is that what do you guys drink in your house milk but just regular milk we have almond milk is a backup because it lasts forever because it's not milk mm-hmm oh yeah whole milk good let's see
00:55:32| if I can find these how much whole milk do you buy at a time per gallon every time I go whoa you got gallons yeah if I buy a quart sometimes it's used once and then it expires at some point we have to
00:55:48| throw it away does your child not drink milk correct he's done the milking huh my oldest one loves milk he drinks it over everything else
00:55:59| my youngest one will not drink milk get because it's not a page which is supposed to be one they're allowed to drink milk regular dairy milk right now right even consistent findings on almond
00:56:14| milk mmm snake oil it doesn't say what you call a smoothie yeah coconut juice milk now see I know oh it's milk dude how are we going milk
00:56:50| I don't like the substance I don't like that I can't produce it I'll never produce milk did you know there's like a whole genre of Japanese porn where they if you squeeze the
00:57:01| girl's boobs milk comes out I watched this Sigurd when I was the first porno I watched was called Cinderella Hurst oh my god it was was called Cinderella goes on Starz late at night right around
00:57:15| two o'clock I would stay up and be like oh my god there's this weird scene there's a lot of weird scenes in that one if anyone finds it you send it my way so it's weird it's doubted yeah it's
00:57:25| for nostalgia purposes anyway search there's a scene where like the Cinderella character is like walking on a log and this small person about Tyrion Lannister size runs up behind her and
00:57:41| then squeezes her and this is like all the smell comes out it's just it's a weird fetish to have right there's nothing it doesn't seem sexual no accept it accept it naturally when you squeeze
00:57:55| a boob nothing should happen so if something weird happens maybe that's the whole journey and curious so let's talk about food cuz this is what it really was about go honey this is what the
00:58:06| whole apps that was about Dan was waiting around until now he's had a couple drinks at home so we never evolved to have milk you know the female version of us to feed our
00:58:15| children and they didn't have boobs what we would we even be fascinated with we would just be looking at women with nice hips and butts right if they just had the same chest as us uh yeah yes so
00:58:31| can that be a strange paradox a little weird crap Paulo Paulo Rio pact parallel universe galaxies are you a boob man yeah no I'm not I'm 50 I'm more of a leg guy haunches as like oh nice nice
00:58:54| launches look at the pockets at top you're like looking for big ol thighs right here where you can see em or like behind the shot you know I'm saying I say both okay legs in general yes I'm
00:59:08| okay with that and I'm appreciative of boobs so that's fine yeah in a pantsuit on a nice strong woman some reason pants dude like a nice suit no because that reeks of long
00:59:25| enough to talk to them about the power struggle or the dollar amount or something you don't want to be inferior oh I could care less I'm be inferior regardless of the pants ooh I just don't
00:59:39| want to talk about it look can I ask what you googled and if it was hot women in pants suits is it if it is a particular woman in a pantsuit it doesn't look good there if you could
00:59:55| tell me what woman we talked about her last time around she doesn't like that great though not not in the current internet pictures of you sorry she gettin older sir she is getting older
01:00:13| she looks pretty good there though but this picture is definitely from a while ago she was a horrible boss yeah Jennifer huh nice I think weird evolving now hmm you started us down this path
01:00:37| yeah it's all about boobs it's all about boobs sum it up did you spill water everywhere no it made that little noise but I'll stay in the cup so we covered boobs
01:00:51| we talked about drinking milk which countries like United crest no actually yeah it tastes fine I wasn't it's healthy for you good how many bodies helps digestion inflammation
01:01:04| it tastes worse tastes better just earlier Lhuillier Lhuillier Lhuillier al Whaley or al woodenly or out what else what else we talked about breast milk piece it's oily err how much
01:01:21| it comes out how many pounds gallons cows wheeze a specie watch a Japanese porno it's coming out by the gallons we talked about cow's milk and goats goats milk and we didn't tell you about goats
01:01:36| how many animals do we drink their milk it's goats cows like donkeys so cut off that donkey cow sheep goat and buffalo so this is where you might be confused is that India doesn't have that many
01:01:48| cows but they have a lot of Buffalo and goat they are number one in the production of metric tons of goat milk and buffalo milk and buffalo milk is like salmon eat wait I don't even think
01:02:02| we have any Buffalo or goat we just do all cow don't even let me don't even make we don't even make a list on sheep that's crazy we're not even in the whales whales is
01:02:18| number one oh wait never mind this is not about milk okay Welsh no but India produces 70 million wait million metric tons of buffalo milk and that's like twice as many as
01:02:36| Pakistan and then like that like blue cheese I think Buffalo is this like the same thing as a cow I would treat the same oh yeah mrs. dick and then goat milk is the
01:02:52| same thing it's like India like double triple the next person in line it's just like they're crushing it goddamn it's a lot of milk especially if want to bathe in it look younger
01:03:06| well exfoliate milk yourself by Dan does a body good it's I'm telling you we should have focused on their ad campaign because they were brainwashing people in the
01:03:20| nineties a lot of wound up month are women and older we're body good is that fruit alone yeah yeah no no that was there was a milk one milk mustache everyone had that white creamy mustache
01:03:31| for a while got milk question mark was that one mm-hmm milk was in schools everywhere - you know why not just for the hell of it they know how to deal with the public
01:03:47| education board uh-huh think about it it'd be kind of fooled ever wanted to be in like this is a health drink what is better than soda I'm not saying it's not I'm just saying they had a partnership
01:04:00| and less to do with the nutritional value more do it they had a deal on thing but what do you fools what do you do with in between cos laying water has to be a basic necessity
01:04:10| but what's the next step up from water that's a healthy drink healthy [ __ ] gay orange juice from fresh fruit apple juice apple juice is pretty good it's sugary but it's got Apple ID it turns my
01:04:28| stomach that's about it good yeah he's every kid's vodka clean out their systems mm-hmm now coming with bloodletting so you could drink more vodka
01:04:44| hmm it's just funny I was a milk boy like a literal milk boy who did you let milk you uh priests would pick who was in charge I was the milk boy too actually weirdly
01:05:02| enough yeah yeah I just we would go down to the cafeteria of the crate grab the crates that were labeled for our classroom and me and the other kid would bring it up I think I crispy treats huh
01:05:13| I used to take that time and go to the bathroom there was a digit yeah a cafeteria toilet just to take a big dump in there as a
01:05:25| boys did okay we would go down and um the teacher the gym teacher left a pull-up bar down there I was like a really big one uh-huh Vincenzo's who is a leonis sure whatever that's bad he was
01:05:39| not a milk boy but he was down there one day and like some of the other boys were we were all horsing around and he went to do the pull-up bar and he was trying to pull himself up and he pooped his
01:05:48| baby this is like sixth grade anyway he like [ __ ] like in his pants and it was like legendary because only the milk boys know about it and like we spread the word very like subtly because
01:06:00| it wasn't in front of his entire class but it might as well hmm we had one guy that pissed his pants in like sixth grade but he did it in the classroom so it's like yes no coming
01:06:12| back from that no he didn't sorry sorry his life was ruined based on one time that he pissed his pants I don't know what's been Genzo up to his life is highly addictive it's
01:06:25| a great question I have no idea he's a hired hand milking cows somewhere meet your girl bulls somewhere huh living out of a cardboard box poor guy well to sum it up milk products are dried drank raw
01:06:40| milk milk milk babies are good milking people is good milking them for all their worth is good mm-hmm drinking you're milking it like this population is the exact same
01:06:56| as whole milk 1% is the exact same what is hell no do you know what percentages I looked it up know what I think it's for 4% I don't trust you good we literally did this like three weeks ago
01:07:10| because we're arguing about it three three point three this is two significant digits no to one significant digit three point five well folks thank you for tuning in we have our patreon in
01:07:41| the bottom right we got our something on the button I'll have to get our everything in our bottom everything who cares just drink milk they show us pictures of
01:07:49| your milk mustache we'll donate $50,000 increased everything and the we here is talking about the people that are watching the episode French for yes yes yes yes the band Oaks like you you like
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00:00:25| Nick folks we're old friends dissecting one topic at a time people technology media we've got it all covered each discussion here is a deep dive into our unique perspective taboo forbidden
00:00:38| subjects they're all on the chopping block baby we don't pander to popular opinion we might even get a little bit dirty morning this podcast may contain mature language and sexual content and
00:00:50| is for entertainment purposes only so join us have a good time okay Dan away we're uh yeah TM this is one of those episodes that's so simple and to the point
00:01:27| it's like the salt one oh that's a really good simplistic but detail off the detail is there anything you would like to cover Nick no I don't like this subject huh it weirds me out
00:01:43| you don't like my mom no you know milk is the topic everyone wondering yeah and I am Nick folks and I'm Dan I do not like the milk hmm it's fantastic that's great you're a milk man I was
00:01:58| actually I don't a milk man and not as a profession and occupation someone break into your house worse so it has these uh unplugged walkie-talkies
00:02:20| in the shape of paw patrol right now uh-huh if he leaves them on they don't make any noise at all so you wouldn't know the wrong except when certain people make
00:02:32| phone calls around here or police scanners or like it just picks up radio frequency and the other night I heard this is not scripted I swear to God is that someone Joyce legitimately yeah I
00:02:51| swear to god that's why I definitely me here he said hello can anyone hear me pop up but what's weird is it sounded like a grown man it did something could run that the kids place how you doing
00:03:09| yeah I hope it's a real pop up and kid and were eavesdropping but I'm about to turn it off but I wanna make sure nothing Bad's gone I want you to not tell your bare tongue all right we're
00:03:23| gonna turn this off even though yes we but this was going on pretty thick how do we get that on the pike it was perfect no pop anyway it was like it is in dark at like 10:00
00:03:37| at night in my basement of a swamp I'm getting the bat ready so talking about milky I know I want to cover on the promised land milk and honey the galaxy milk work comes from why we're so
00:03:54| fascinated with it and then mmm why it's so disgusting and good for you what it's made it even good for you uh well I don't know that you would buy elk well if you're talking about human Paik is it
00:04:12| opaque I get white substance I guess it is a white opaque yes somewhat certainly all those things it has damn and opaque white fluid rich in fat and protein secreted by email' mammals for
00:04:25| the nourishment of their young did you reduce any stories of why we do this like where it came from which one our milk or cow's milk or why mammals my mammals have milk no what was
00:04:37| the origin somebody referred to it as a means of warming and moistening eggs they had like a certain animal that did this and then eventually it became that like we became moister and warmer and
00:04:50| we're able to put stuff into the fluid and then finally the babies were able to like drink the fluid and then like slowly became milk like it had more and more nutrients to it more they'll pretty
00:05:01| gross it's just like a biological soup yeah but like what's it native it's like that stuff when like neo is in the little orb and all the gels around his body if that was milk would that be more
00:05:16| or less disgusting that would be a better rod it would be a better scene I think hilarious you just covered enough but why am i you've never seen outside of milk yeah
00:05:33| you've never breathed real air you bully breathe milk and then like the next scene he's like eating a piece of cheese as he's like anyway so milk contains lipids and proteins and the proteins
00:05:48| archaea cincin way I believe way I got way yeah and then the salt minerals vitamins sugars and carbohydrates and antibodies white blood cells okay yeah it protects your your little guy keeps
00:06:09| them safe from from illness but did do you know the the makeup of milk for like throughout species like are all mammals have the same roughly kind of milk because I know it's really weird that we
00:06:24| drink cow's milk ah well it's not it's a whole that's strange actually because of the quantity do you know how much we generally make like a woman will make how much milk a day I don't know three
00:06:40| cups that I made that uh that's pretty close how many cups are in a sixteen cups to a gallon damn material 6128 makes up a gallon right 128 it's 16 cups to a gallon and you are on three I would
00:06:57| agree with you in four cups so I make about a quarter of a gallon which is a decent amount you know you think okay that's a lot work that bad boy let's milk it yeah all
00:07:08| it's worth what I wonder where do you think that came from I think it does have to do with that because you're milking something you're squeezing it you're
00:07:17| gently pulling on it you're gently getting more and more from it it's like a tea yeah but even like people who are taking advantage of the situation they're milking it they're milking it
00:07:26| because there's getting it all once they're squeezing it out little by little ha ha ha so cow's milk how much milk do you think a cow produces a gallon and a half so
00:07:39| slightly more than that I feel like eight gallons a day is it weird that it's like the size of a human being like a small human being it's 80 pounds of milk what no idea a bit wild
00:07:55| it's an insane amount of milk did they have to eat and drink like a boat ton uh I don't make graze grass and hay and [ __ ] so I have no idea how much like actually like farm ones that are like
00:08:06| professionally milked like all day all night baby like do they feed them so they don't have to spend all this time grazing how percent cows are like dogs they know exactly what to do like they
00:08:17| say when they come from milking which is three times a day that they get in line and they wait and they know their place and they get milked and they want to get milked because it feels good to get that
00:08:28| milk out because there's 80 pounds of it in there actually a third of that there's like 30 pounds of it in there and when they're done they get to eat and then they go off and do their own
00:08:38| thing it's 24 gallons to convert it how long are they milk ready I don't know about the fertility hariya said that a manila girl enough period when their milk bearing so
00:08:56| production levels peak around 40 to 60 days after Calvin calving Calvin calving I don't know what it's calving its captain so that they're ten months long and if it's actually I do know that it
00:09:12| is like a human like a human will drop off in no production if it's not used so it's very essential to use the milk use it early on baby make sure you pump it out regardless
00:09:24| like even if you don't need it so I guess that's why people the symbolism of bathing in milk do you think they know I don't think hmm so it gets into like the weirdness of like drinking another
00:09:38| animals milk and that yeah the like factory method of doing it like cows are not cats so like cats will clean themselves with cows don't like they're filthy they just
00:09:52| get like sprayed off the old chemicals on the their teeth say that so they get cleaned off it's still kind of gross like there's like cleaning solution and probably like nasty stuff still stuck to
00:10:06| them like a certain percentage has to get in there this is like cockroaches and candy bars you know yeah yeah that doesn't bother as much I'm all about cockroaches and candy bars fixture
00:10:17| crunch that's why you like Rice Krispies like four hundred thousand in chocolate yeah cockroach but you produce that much milk it's just an assistant insane to think that you could have eighty pounds
00:10:32| from a single cow in a day that is wild you know much that is good the gallon weighs like what like eight pounds I see it the math works out I'm just doing the math in my head a little bit that's like
00:10:47| ten gallons okay that make sense Wow I had that exactly like yeah yeah yeah somewhere in that ballpark interesting it's crazy freakin gallon that's wild
00:11:01| so if you didn't get milk when you were born has a baby what you you said you didn't like it you didn't have a choice and it was necessary for you we go through the process I was all about milk
00:11:15| as a child ever how you are yeah I was milked whatever I was the breast of the milk I don't know when my mom stopped six seven years old that was wish grade
00:11:33| school get down the car thanks mom no problem Nick she winks a little squeeze a little hard to know what is like the oldest person that's been breastfed oh oh man number information now I don't
00:11:51| know well it's gonna be do you think it's over or under teenager ah [Music] Denise Sumpter is a 44 old your mother of two her daughter Belle was
00:12:05| breastfeeding at the age of seven mm-hmm pretty good I was expecting like something to break records like I was like 13 or 15 wingless child and in the UK so that's another thing is that we
00:12:20| lose our ability to digest milk I think it's something like 80 or 90% of us yeah lactose like it starts to build up in your system it doesn't break down the same yeah we have certain various levels
00:12:37| like you might not be like this intolerant but like milk probably doesn't settle sidled ass it'll sit or settle well with it so approximately 65% of human population has reduced ability
00:12:47| to digest lactose after infancy so even in Asia it's like 90% of adults they can't digest the Lightning's so that ends up going on your system and then just like causing you to have diarrhea
00:12:59| nice guy or youthful milk cool you're sinking I could see you thinking here squinting there's a there's old there's an old inside joke I have and we're all playing pictionary no the
00:13:18| really tough one Trivial Pursuit the original one it was like I got I got a word it properly so let me make sure what 1992 slogan had Joey Tribbiani giving a
00:13:36| thumbs up for a product that said got this and then it was like this is the word and it's like what is the item originally started by Richard Hulk or whichever the president was oak Mixon
00:13:50| James Cape Hulk okay anyway so it's a really complicated question the answer is supposed to just be got milk that was the slogan you recall it from the 90s yeah
00:14:00| except it my girlfriend at the time someone yelled milk and my girlfriend just couldn't stop laughing and everyone's like what and she was like you idiot they didn't have milk
00:14:13| back then talking about James Cape Hulk's time and we were like no that they had milk back then her like where they didn't she's laughing we're like no they had milk and she couldn't stop
00:14:25| laughing and she's laughing so hard she can't breathing she's like who was the first person to just think what if I suck on this we were dying laughing but it does beg the question who was the
00:14:38| first person saw these calves getting in milk from the mother Allen was like yeah yeah yeah let's get some of that that's oh it's the Jews Jewish people the Promised Land the land of milk and honey
00:14:54| it comes from a Jewish saying yeah but they were milking cows before everyone else but I don't know if that's actually true but that's the biblical reference that I'll refer to because honestly milk
00:15:08| and honey only happened in like areas of fertility like extreme fertility so if like the animals are giving birth they have milk and if the land doesn't necessarily refer to the honey of bees
00:15:21| it's the honey that's produced like in excess when a plant is flowering so like extra SAP extra sugar that's the honey they referring to interesting I didn't know that actually mm-hmm yeah milk and
00:15:36| honey baby so it even goes back even further you go like the galaxy Milky Way galaxy yeah the galaxy itself is like I think it's called the Milky one case it is it
00:15:50| yeah it's like that's the derivative so when they were looking at it they're like that looks like a mine of milk up there yeah I think sense but it does I'm
00:15:58| really really clear night kind of just milky like that's the story to make sense yeah wait noise did the Egyptians like milk I feel like they could have I don't know that this will lead anywhere
00:16:15| but we'll see don't you just curious because are they the origins of milk and honey I mean that would be the same time period right brain Nana covet the fluid of life milk
00:16:30| something about Egypt the Egyptians drink milk hekia they did they drank beer lots of beer and no and the beer was thick like a milkshake apparently no it's kind of gross
00:16:47| a chunky beer mmm it's like buddy's room-temperature beer yeah no let's talk about so I was like my galaxy anyone a galactic GOG is it might be it might actually you might
00:17:11| actually know what the term means okay galactic GOG is something that creates milk causes the production of milk yeah so in women that are declining in the amount that they're producing while
00:17:23| breastfeeding they can drink galactic dogs a variety of things that makes you milk your produce yeah is it a real thing or is like one of those wives tale no it's a real thing
00:17:33| it's a real thing I work yeah do you have any examples of some I can't spell the word but if you try to spell it for me I'll write it down and then get it later Hillel I thank God
00:17:44| I know well we'll come back to this we'll circle back it's public galaxy and in GOG at the end black to God here we go whole grains dark leafy greens fennel
00:17:56| garlic chick please nuts and seeds almonds ginger papaya don't think pretty much everything yeah I don't know why I think that it they contain like certain fatty acids that
00:18:09| produce you know it make sense no reasoning accept anything yeah I would tend to agree with you so I'll talk about the there's another element of breast milk that we didn't cover so it
00:18:26| actually provides not only the antibodies but like a means of digestion so like it eases digestion and then also is like an I think like an antihistamine but like anti-inflammatory so like a lot
00:18:38| of things mm-hmm hey chill you out and even 'land there's some sort of like they call it tryptophan which breaks down into melatonin which controls sleep cycles sleep so that's why like nursing
00:18:52| mothers are exhausted all the time because when they nurse their baby gets tired because they give them tryptophan but also it releases the key trip to themselves yeah so there's a weird kind
00:19:02| of biological rhythm that's given between the mother and baby hmm grab on did that boob is there something you'd like to say about boobs Nick they're great you know how many oral
00:19:19| fixations not really certain problems that would be good for another I yeah will be really good later mm-hmm like I'll put it this way my arm my uncle he goes to fancy steak joints
00:19:42| right and guess he loves a good steak and milk any others a tall glass of milk that's strange isn't that weird would you be like sir we don't have it
00:19:55| just flat out but he gets it big ol glass of milk for the steak and I'm like up until what you know might be up the mcpoyles interesting our dance for a milk they would because they'd have
00:20:14| White Russians people who would drink milk after like a certain age you know I actually just drank Kahlua and milk it's kind of like a chocolate milk like yeah so it's kind of ok yeah I uh know up
00:20:28| until like 25ish they stuff like a chocolate milk every morning instead of like breakfast I would drink that boy your boy Travis something would swear by drinking chocolate milk after hockey
00:20:41| yeah I think we both got that from each other maybe we reinforce today on each other I think so I think so and I had no problem with it I was just
00:20:49| mentioning it because you said something about chocolate belt and that remind me of something he would have I mean nice yeah it does have the right combination of carbohydrates and proteins and fats
00:21:00| to make it so that you're not hungry and you're well narrow but it also has a lot of saturated fat so it's not very good for your heart so I perfectly will die early because any ones aren't supposed
00:21:12| to drink milk after infancy yeah that true like there's not I don't think we are we're like naturally occurring you're supposed to drink something that you
00:21:21| will never have again for the rest of your life it is very strange isn't it it is do you think you can name the top three countries that consume the most milk per capita India I would I would
00:21:34| think India myself but that is not right PI cuz they're poor good point and the cows are vegan give me a hint just like with direction rich people northern Nero people Ireland Ireland is number one
00:21:49| really yeah milk I guess they got a lot of farmland so probably helps yeah yeah if you have a lot of space and for people then it's very easy to raise cows and if you have enough money you
00:22:00| can pay for the cow then cow milk is probably fairly cheap because there a lot of cows yeah and it might be that the like behind a man if you can keep the cows
00:22:09| alive than it might be actually or car-bombs the drink mm-hmm mm-hmm that's how you got your source of information you know yeah you know okay is it yeah it's like Special K United K know what
00:22:26| number that's three there's a country in the middle that you wouldn't I mean I imagine they're milking reindeer or something Norway close Finland Sweden damn a third one yeah
00:22:40| beyond that's weird all these places are colder - yeah then the Venezuela is about a hot spot for milk Oh too damn hot I think it's the expression - what - mom no anchorman they shouldn't drink
00:22:57| milk burps like 98 degrees gross so the food storage is part of it I guess and also like your ability to grow crops so like if you're in a colder climate not only
00:23:11| will the cow supposedly survived but the milk will then freeze or be chilled and be able to last pretty long because it does have a nice mix of nasty bacteria that can be in there that can make you
00:23:23| sick if you drink unpasteurized milk oh pasteurize that bad boy how much of milk is pasteurized pretty much all of it that we said I think legally in the United States you're forced to
00:23:34| pasteurize it yeah there's different pasteurization rules aren't terms they're different levels or something I don't know about that I do know that I do know that in
00:23:46| this reading I found a lot of like raw milk proponents saying like it cures you have a lot of different diseases I maybe maybe one of them maybe like Crohn's like a lot of digestive diseases can
00:23:58| manifest some great ways it's possible that your gut flora is restored via a transplant of some kind via orally or rectally rectal as a fecal transplant baby hit me baby
00:24:13| one more time as we say in the business uh-huh correct those transfusions the problem though is that you're trying to cure yourself but the odds although low I think there was like only 800 people
00:24:26| in the last decade that got sick from drinking raw milk but I don't know that you can find raw milk readily available it can also carry dangerous germs such as Brucella capable of actor
00:24:38| Cryptosporidium coli Listeria and salmonella mm-hmm so thank Louis Pasteur for heating up some milk and saying mmm delish let's drink this without ruining the milk Jessica he did like real fast
00:24:56| I actually I read that certain elements of the milk actually do become decomposed so they just yeah destroys some of the vitamins some of the key bacteria that would be good bacteria for
00:25:09| you and I think even like I think the C vitamins and the B vitamins were the ones that they like reduced by a large percentage not be I'll tell you a because there's a lot of D vitamin D
00:25:18| baby whoo Big D No so what are you got neck you do some research yeah you actually you actually covered most of mine okay I figured I just didn't want to step on your feet
00:25:31| that's understood yeah I know but there's milk benches out there oh you don't know what that I how I don't so if you use food or liquid in bed it always gets really messy what kind of setting
00:25:45| would you use for that wet fetish and it's not a girl being wet it's a girl covered in food it's like messy food fetish it's like you like it when a girl's sticky from like whenever
00:25:59| she's drinking or like she splashes milk all over her like and her jeans are really tight wet you're like ha ha ha it's hard to take off your shirt and you can barely breathe
00:26:11| I forgot skal it's got like Messi or something fetish Nicks everyday life yeah maybe I'm like I've never heard of this kind of fetish you may be able to find it online I wouldn't know what it's
00:26:24| called exactly but what would you say milk fetish wet fetish I don't even know what the word would be it's two conflicting splatter I'm telling you it's like a word that
00:26:35| means like a mess I can make a mess like it's both spoole sploosh sploosh baby is anything get a lot of results no no no nothing all right I forget it doesn't name mess
00:26:57| that's weird think I found this research way to the porn episode oh you did hey how much deep research I did you kidding me I broke it down by like the most popular polling categories by
00:27:10| country on pornhub it was weird like the Italian one versus like the Japanese ones versus like these ones those good stuff to believe in genetics that passed on your memory of fetishes is passed on
00:27:28| through your Italian genius oh it's just that's culture what's your fetish Nick jeans just wearing girl tied genie Jacob Jacob's haha extremely loose covering extremely big
00:27:45| team put him in a cardboard box let me see what corners they got on him hmm she don't jeans but milk as we were saying mm-hmm it just like it used to be one of my
00:27:58| favorite thing because I would drink milk keep you to add nesquik to it stroke the strawberry next but in cereal powder do you put a zero in first and then pour milk over it or vice versa
00:28:07| yeah I think that's right this is a normal way I don't know why that other people would do it are weird yeah just everything floats on top weird yeah you have to get it submerged well
00:28:18| your favorite cereals look at charms yeah that's a good one you saved the marshmallows to the end no he went right for yeah yeah but like sometimes I would separate them and get
00:28:33| like a bowl of just marshmallows Evan right yeah you couldn't recreate that right now I would not feel good I can guarantee that and the diabetes would crawl up your
00:28:47| back and into your gut great amount of fats and sugars we would eat as kids yeah hmm Dartmouth you know you got a favorite one what about you I like cracklin oat bran
00:28:59| like an old person cereal it's like the squares the brown squares they get softer and milk that are usually pretty hard you can oh yeah yeah there they had a big actually it's a tough - yeah the
00:29:13| crowd like Cookie Crisp and I like fruit loops a little big fan of a the honeycomb one who's that one honeycomb is that what it was honeycomb yeah I think so
00:29:25| that was like things like a big brand back then like now does even exist are there commercials do they do advertising like did we pay more attention back then is maybe that's only
00:29:38| on like one channel cuz we only as kids watch like one channel right yeah it's true so the advertisers probably totally different yeah it seems completely
00:29:48| generic now I feel like it was like it was a big deal when we were kids like it so it was like mondo her drink know what he's like it was a ripoff of its type in mondo mo India of drinking maybe cuz I
00:30:07| don't even know if it's around anymore how these were they were labeled with something else where I came from no male to the rim no they're not the kool-aid the thirst quencher what the
00:30:18| hell would they call yeah [ __ ] oh dude rip it and squeeze it the clear plastic then kool-aid bursts uh yeah but if someone else did it someone else it was like it was their product I feel
00:30:30| like Cloyd was just like a we had the money let's do this squeeze its yeah exactly yeah not milk what's a Kiwi not milk these things are not milk milk like milk probably have partnership with
00:30:48| schools and stuff mr. t said don't do drugs stay in milk do your school whatever right damn milk was milk made a real big push in like the probably while we were being born in the 80s I didn't
00:31:02| get an exact year on it but they did some advertising craziness it's like cotton like the fabric of our lives it's like why do I need to push cotton on people and some recent isn't it is that
00:31:14| still high ten years ten years old well I mean reason I'm talking about the eighties here is it still going on yeah they just did a cotton of Our Lives commercial like with the defense here
00:31:27| top the fabric of our lives from 1990 to it's it still and always will be the fabric of our lives after 25 years still and always will be the fabric of your life and it's like draped on your grave
00:31:52| holy [ __ ] just a 2% hmm what do you the gun they got milk to the cotton ilk campaign actually began in California it says mm-hmm it led to a seven hundred and fifty five million total gallon
00:32:11| increase failure Wow or two percent it's weird that we're actually going through a glut of milk there's no reproduction of the milk so now there's ya feel like there's not as much demand for milk yeah
00:32:23| it's kind of strange and a gallon of milk only cost like two bucks I remember it being like always two bucks oh hold on the Got Milk campaign it gets deeper I
00:32:40| can't believe we didn't get here huh it was launched in 1993 with the Aaron Burgau television commercial directed by Michael Bay that's the most powerful commercial III
00:32:56| want to see the commercial at this point good being silverstein and partners 2009 documentary talked about this the voice ain't got milk is the same as a nationwide Danny Delk no no II that is
00:33:13| nothing but the price of the gallon of milk it breaks down by oh by year almost 1985 it was two dollars and 20 cents per gallon wait what 1985 1985 33 year 215
00:33:30| yeah keep going cuz fluctuates a little bit 1995 $2.50 2005 three dollars and 20 cents and then 2018 this is a little high in the survey it's 290 per gallon but I just bought milk for 2 bucks I was
00:33:48| gonna say I was selling it at on my first job Freddy Freddy Phil farms for is it taxable good bit hmm I don't think it is late exit ok taxable is it vary state to state huh flour sugar bread
00:34:12| milk eggs fruits vegetables and groceries are not taxable Wow can we get from my old employer yeah you just broke open a gigantic legal case flax act class-action lawsuit everyone in the
00:34:27| area it's your lawsuits ready I'll be leading the charge hmm milk is one of those things where I will never start drinking it again
00:34:40| correct what if you get Crohn's disease go straight to the T see this is one of the things that I think if you're a farmer you probably drank raw milk all your life you probably like get it fresh
00:34:51| from the teat you know your cow you know your cows healthy and you're just like hey you know you're proud you know who's been sleeping with your cow you live in a bird or chicken that's it just do to
00:35:03| keep it on the down-low but what about cheese products because cheese is milk right I actually doing this is a weird thing to so everyone has that one food do you know this the cheese slices you
00:35:20| could buy that we're single saying it's craft or someone else made it yeah it was like wrapped in plastic not cheese I know it's like a five year old six year old I
00:35:31| love cheese I would eat cheese what was the one famous sandwiches jelly mayonnaise and cheese I would put on a piece of bread eat it I think what's a female Oh hold on this is gonna sound
00:35:44| weird I don't like jelly I can't put mayonnaise on anything except chicken salad and if I eat cold pieces of cheese just like if I start eating them out of
00:35:54| the fridge like even if it's good cheese if it's American cheese and I start eating it cold it starts to taste like silver or blood or throw up and the back of my head and if I eat any more ofter
00:36:06| all Wow you know that feeling well there's a food that you're not allowed to eat it's like the same reaction people get with a certain liquor sometimes like I have Goldschlager I'll
00:36:15| throw up I'm like just my aunt's Goldschlager but you have one sip in your brain does that thing where it flips a switch it's like you can't have any cheese at all I mean you're gonna
00:36:25| have it but not in large quantities it has to be cooked no it has to be cooked you can't cold Chili's cooked yeah and it's because I eat so much cold cheese so this one time I throw up as a kid huh
00:36:36| that's weird that's one of the things I like complete on eggs I can do whatever I can achieve them but it's cold so I'm like sorry
00:36:45| yeah throw ready I'm cool what about cheeseburger you got to put it on the burger free cook what if it's like they pulled the burger off it's hot they put it on the bun pulls off a little bit
00:36:55| then they put the cheese on I think I'd be a little weird about it but because you're mushing it all together the whole process is hot async old cheese I know what you're thinking you're trying to
00:37:04| think it and I've done this before well no III appreciate you what about your effort burnt cheese but it's cooled down it's a different texture does that get you I don't know I've never had them
00:37:15| cooked cheese for a burger what about the crisps the whiz no no it's still fine no it's good I can eat it okay because it doesn't taste like cold cheese cold cheese has a taste you know
00:37:26| what I meant okay I can't do that makes me sick this reminds me of the like Americans are notoriously like cheese fiends like so I used talking about going to Wisconsin
00:37:40| comedian and he said like you know it's totally normal I've been here before you'll just like see a bunch of dudes like cheering a bag of cheese together and the other comedian got off the plane
00:37:48| and was like literally there was like two like 50 year-old chubby guys just like sitting on a bench sharing a bag of cheese and he's like ha hey really was season four
00:37:58| yeah sirree well like fried cheese like the cheese at like Olive Garden you know I'll do that tell me when tell me when just no keep going ah I love cheese like look I bring it break out of the trick
00:38:12| like bring out of the fridge and cut it up and like my whole family she's like wait did you actually there's one cold cheese I can do with Parmesan Reggiano PR if it's not America Mazel Robert been
00:38:26| sliced oh I love my sorrow oh yeah but like with the soft cheeses like brie you know that's gonna have to be hard and stinky for me to like it so give it to me hard give it to me stinky seriously
00:38:47| the worst icky smells and it's hard it's better oh my gosh I got oh yeah no my um my uncles mm-hmm aunts and uncles who owned an Italian restaurant in Stone Harbor which
00:39:00| will not be named on this podcast when they have parties at their houses like they buy cheeses from other country we illustrate from a week you know I like like fifty bucks a wheel and I can't
00:39:14| pronounce half of them and it like stinks like sweat socks and like feet and you're like this is the most disgusting oh you eat it and it's like heaven but like that's good cheese oh my
00:39:26| god can you do your home again do that oh there you got it froze a little bit I picture like doves flying away there's like an Italian person somehow they're dressed as priests and they're just
00:39:41| throwing cheese into a crowd no there's an Italian person he's overweight he's like his shirts not tough things is hey Guido what's going on let's hurry up I gotta get back in the car
00:39:51| mom's waiting in the car uh-huh he's a tiny pickup truck that only fits like two people and then squeals are in the back the wheels of cheese mm-hmm that's what it's one of my fantasies they have
00:40:04| a wheel cheese I think I said this on the luxury podcast or the one about luxury is that if you had like a basement that was nice cool and dry then you could store like sausages and cheese
00:40:15| down there and those are like if you're going apocalypse style I feel like that'd be a great way to go out like if you're gonna die in an apocalypse heart disease would be pretty
00:40:25| good you mean that from something else before the heart disease probably do what are you thinking like apocalypse like the one fat guy like after like years of apocalypse like ten years then
00:40:35| there's like a chubby guy walking around you'd be like what the hell and like you'd miss three kids in a trench coat so what are their milk products are they I mean there's cheese that's the one we
00:40:53| could probably spend a whole episode on what other derivatives are there do you have a yogurt oh yeah yogurt I like a good yogurt yeah certainly once I got I got I got into
00:41:04| some Greek yogurts I f with that you know I'm saying and yeah they uh there's a debacle going on about Greek yogurt I like the byproducts of Greek yogurt or actually I like they
00:41:16| don't biodegrade and like you can't release them into the atmosphere so how the hell they make Greek yogurt that good Lord what are they using to make this ha to research you have to fill in
00:41:25| a story here all right that's fine I'm trying to have another byproduct of milk milk cheese ice cream put it along like a good ice cream you ice cream man I love ice cream hey yeah you look like
00:41:44| you'll awaken in choco chip yeah Yeah right ice cream from my place your place yeah yeah I did which one you go with pretty sure I always go with my mainstay do you stay with the same
00:42:00| flavor you bounce around 16 showing but we probably offered like 24 so we would just cycle in sixer so every see them huh Nintendo tip was probably always showing it was probably and always go
00:42:13| I'll be showing chokolate rainforest French silk chocolate honey Kota cashews dark chocolate pieces caramel swirl do you Johnny selfie water all the time ever it
00:42:25| did you try to sell it was the worst flavor uh cotton candy all the sugar lines no no no no what I was a car frozen cheese damn it this is gonna bug me to help I was like 15 to 20 years
00:42:42| walnut some kind of walnut Oh like really like huh walnut ice cream hold on Iowa tomorrow might just be blog okay screw no it's cold like maple walnut yeah it might be it maple walnut
00:43:02| dude my dad loves all the worst really yeah it's the one that would move the lease dude I would sell like one maple walnut a month then I make it taste worse because it's now older like the
00:43:13| average age of it there's no clear Greek yogurt recipe they would just say that there are the acidic way that's left behind of every kilogram of Greek yogurt there's 2 to 3
00:43:34| kilograms of acid way so for what you eat there's toxic runoff from the acid way that's double or triple what you're eating and they can't sell an acid way I don't know it's just like the derivative
00:43:47| of whatever you're making is not edible and it's not OK the environment strange that like you can make like I don't even know I'm gonna wear cover that later here no I think with ironic you make
00:44:01| something it's super healthy right cuz packed with protein there's not a lot of fat there's not a lot of anytime you have a food that's too good to be true it's something's up there will be a
00:44:12| price paid later or further down the road or you know so what's another derivative of milk oh no not derivative products everything is better with butter before butter and everything
00:44:28| isn't it it's not a secret recipe to every fancy restaurant I think it is they add like tripled butter butter and everything begin to everything you cook like this is amazing I like well it
00:44:39| should be did you have butter or margarine growing up butter and I was always confused by the saying because we never had margarine now as an adult I get it they
00:44:53| say that butter is actually better for you than margarine it flips every 10 years Wow it's one of those things that they don't really know yet yeah yeah so I'm like Paulo correct yeah
00:45:07| tell lard butter margarine shortening rendered animal fat like making candles and soap and clogging your arteries with it my kid loves the way it tastes his uncle
00:45:21| his Uncle Mark used to eat sticks of butter as a kid I'm like I know that's where we're headed aren't we he's used to as in he's gone now how did he pass away his other question so hold
00:45:34| on epidemiology to the rescue kids my son Uncle Mark now I'm my relative young kind of a chubby little thing he would eat sticks of butter pudgy fact like you don't mean everybody
00:45:51| loves him mm-hmm except that when he got the colony started working out you could like bench press 400 pounds holy [ __ ] and he got skinny too like in his stomach area so he's like a six-pack
00:46:02| and you know he's like all jacked and everything and now he's like a guess we does for a living he's just go Fitness oh man he's a physical trainer does he still had a
00:46:13| look that bat he butter drink Melanie stop eating butter and milk now he's all about like eating the right thing and everything but it's like wild but he was the one who was like I feel like that
00:46:23| happened need butter like the if you overdose it's a child on whatever you're doing the experience or the mayonnaise jelly American cheese you'll never do it again or if you grow up sheltered like
00:46:34| the Christian environment they keep them away from all the dangers and then what's the experience all the dangers there's like a whole dinner and they love it they just drive right in ten
00:46:47| kids later you're just whoa that was a hell of a trip hmm any other milk derivatives no I think that's it we covered them all I think we talked about how milk is began we talked about some
00:47:02| weird things with milk like you really want to get this some milk fetish no no I was gonna look black-market don't what is black market milk is that the milk that comes from the bull No
00:47:19| milk Turkel I don't have a cow that's good lacto philia it's a brett-o the one thing ah black market breast milk I'm trying to tell ya I know I bring it up
00:47:37| do you actually have this debt please tell me you have a stat on this black market no it was the challenge that you could buy it I don't think you could buy it
00:47:45| yeah the challenge was I couldn't buy it um it's been a few weeks but a goal right now yes they did : bet underground online marketplace for human breast milk well here by human breast milk
00:48:08| oh we see oh no laws exist regarding the sale of human breast milk it's not illegal where to buy human breast milk yeah give me the statement is - oh you can donate it that sounds so boring
00:48:27| price per ounce hmm let's see ah try to go to dollars an ounce but that doesn't it's not selling most men are perverted about it though they go for their world fixation this a
00:48:46| lot of companies do with cold milk sharing they pulled together breast milk from several to dozens of mothers with children at different ages and different booth it's oh and it is heat pasteurized
00:49:05| okay so some of the flavors are lost Oh protective factors so this in flavor like who cares waiver did on this flavors overall this is this brown that's the shame this Megan brand milk
00:49:19| can't handle it uh well it looks like I could buy it but it seems really redundant and stupid and too much of a process one thirty year old mother made four grand selling
00:49:34| breast milk online she's probably pumping out like a quarter veal in a day yeah big also the amount of food you have to eat is probably offsetting that four thousand
00:49:43| my quite a lot hmm are they they in the playoffs I don't even think one that I they just went over how that's what you're waiting for no I'm not waiting for anything I was
00:50:01| the the nets at beacon in Game one by the time this airs everyone will be like oh my god they're still talking about Game two they got slower I can't believe they actually won that year he's about
00:50:13| to live a dream let's watch real time over a one week period to the next what happens to him yeah just more zits keep appearing as I stopped showering and bathing
00:50:27| I've actually been bathing in milk do you know so I used to sell milk for a farm okay direct source we had our own cows so itself for to 1500 still what I do
00:50:43| remember 250 no-whip tax which should have been taxed 250 215 was um skim milk Indian people yeah we buy the milk like like a very milk centric because they can't kill the the cow for meat
00:51:10| what does that have to do with being milk centric though confuse they worship the cow because it's life gave the properties the one who lived up with liquid of life road or whatever it was
00:51:21| not worshipping milk they want from the source they're not adulterated milk they went on adult male milk I think that they some of them had shops of their own and they would just resell I
00:51:35| that's what I'm picturing is an Indian person with like a saucer you can pour into this offer saucer and they just like carry it home and the awkward
00:51:44| yeah and they resell that thirty saucers for a dollar someone else told me that um that certain cultures take bats in milk yeah yeah I have heard that just do bathing in milk I don't know what kind
00:52:03| of benefits there are I mean if if you have enough this stuff lying around I guess do it I said that you know if you had a farm you had way too much milk hmm
00:52:18| skin yeah apparently a milk bath is good for dead skin cells hmm leisure skin feeling soft and supple the fat and protein in the milk provide this immediate benefit near bath water the
00:52:33| milk also helps exfoliate the skin for additional softness the lactic acid in milk helps clean and soften the skin you said so softly not bad um bye dad it's pretty good delivery
00:52:47| yeah appreciate that it comes with me in a nice tight shirt pouring a saucer of milk one at a time Angie did you say a snifter cuz I 5 ounce baby yeah so we got weird requests
00:53:08| at the farm uh-huh did you know one time someone had to talk to my manager because they wanted pee collected from the cow Oh interesting and I thought everyone was gonna tell him we go away
00:53:24| we don't do that but they discussed numbers and then when the farmers follow the cow around for a while nice I have no clue what the number was I was like 14 but like what do you think
00:53:38| that number was like 200 bucks was he like 200 bucks oh hell yeah burly cow for like 10 minutes apparently Cleopatra bait Cleopatra
00:53:50| bathed in donkey mail bill yeah and then did she die by milk with the poppy no yeah milk in the poppies interesting because I was up a lot and games of Thrones I think that was like a heroin
00:54:09| or opiate right you happy milk poppy seeds huh that's all its milk of they just mean it's probably like yeah better stuff it's like it's like almond milk like that's not real milk just almonds
00:54:24| crying for their lives this for almond they didn't do anything well what is almond milk I think it's mostly sugar actually [ __ ] health product sure want me to look it up I'll look it up no
00:54:46| no no this is her podcast on milk we're really breaking it down for the people these people are home or like yeah I agree I agree sure Jamie pulled that up but did you know almond milk only cane
00:55:05| contains 2% almonds false advertising give me that give me the list I have it downstairs to be quicker to run those stairs why Oh an actual container yeah
00:55:17| weights is that what do you guys drink in your house milk but just regular milk we have almond milk is a backup because it lasts forever because it's not milk mm-hmm oh yeah whole milk good let's see
00:55:32| if I can find these how much whole milk do you buy at a time per gallon every time I go whoa you got gallons yeah if I buy a quart sometimes it's used once and then it expires at some point we have to
00:55:48| throw it away does your child not drink milk correct he's done the milking huh my oldest one loves milk he drinks it over everything else
00:55:59| my youngest one will not drink milk get because it's not a page which is supposed to be one they're allowed to drink milk regular dairy milk right now right even consistent findings on almond
00:56:14| milk mmm snake oil it doesn't say what you call a smoothie yeah coconut juice milk now see I know oh it's milk dude how are we going milk
00:56:50| I don't like the substance I don't like that I can't produce it I'll never produce milk did you know there's like a whole genre of Japanese porn where they if you squeeze the
00:57:01| girl's boobs milk comes out I watched this Sigurd when I was the first porno I watched was called Cinderella Hurst oh my god it was was called Cinderella goes on Starz late at night right around
00:57:15| two o'clock I would stay up and be like oh my god there's this weird scene there's a lot of weird scenes in that one if anyone finds it you send it my way so it's weird it's doubted yeah it's
00:57:25| for nostalgia purposes anyway search there's a scene where like the Cinderella character is like walking on a log and this small person about Tyrion Lannister size runs up behind her and
00:57:41| then squeezes her and this is like all the smell comes out it's just it's a weird fetish to have right there's nothing it doesn't seem sexual no accept it accept it naturally when you squeeze
00:57:55| a boob nothing should happen so if something weird happens maybe that's the whole journey and curious so let's talk about food cuz this is what it really was about go honey this is what the
00:58:06| whole apps that was about Dan was waiting around until now he's had a couple drinks at home so we never evolved to have milk you know the female version of us to feed our
00:58:15| children and they didn't have boobs what we would we even be fascinated with we would just be looking at women with nice hips and butts right if they just had the same chest as us uh yeah yes so
00:58:31| can that be a strange paradox a little weird crap Paulo Paulo Rio pact parallel universe galaxies are you a boob man yeah no I'm not I'm 50 I'm more of a leg guy haunches as like oh nice nice
00:58:54| launches look at the pockets at top you're like looking for big ol thighs right here where you can see em or like behind the shot you know I'm saying I say both okay legs in general yes I'm
00:59:08| okay with that and I'm appreciative of boobs so that's fine yeah in a pantsuit on a nice strong woman some reason pants dude like a nice suit no because that reeks of long
00:59:25| enough to talk to them about the power struggle or the dollar amount or something you don't want to be inferior oh I could care less I'm be inferior regardless of the pants ooh I just don't
00:59:39| want to talk about it look can I ask what you googled and if it was hot women in pants suits is it if it is a particular woman in a pantsuit it doesn't look good there if you could
00:59:55| tell me what woman we talked about her last time around she doesn't like that great though not not in the current internet pictures of you sorry she gettin older sir she is getting older
01:00:13| she looks pretty good there though but this picture is definitely from a while ago she was a horrible boss yeah Jennifer huh nice I think weird evolving now hmm you started us down this path
01:00:37| yeah it's all about boobs it's all about boobs sum it up did you spill water everywhere no it made that little noise but I'll stay in the cup so we covered boobs
01:00:51| we talked about drinking milk which countries like United crest no actually yeah it tastes fine I wasn't it's healthy for you good how many bodies helps digestion inflammation
01:01:04| it tastes worse tastes better just earlier Lhuillier Lhuillier Lhuillier al Whaley or al woodenly or out what else what else we talked about breast milk piece it's oily err how much
01:01:21| it comes out how many pounds gallons cows wheeze a specie watch a Japanese porno it's coming out by the gallons we talked about cow's milk and goats goats milk and we didn't tell you about goats
01:01:36| how many animals do we drink their milk it's goats cows like donkeys so cut off that donkey cow sheep goat and buffalo so this is where you might be confused is that India doesn't have that many
01:01:48| cows but they have a lot of Buffalo and goat they are number one in the production of metric tons of goat milk and buffalo milk and buffalo milk is like salmon eat wait I don't even think
01:02:02| we have any Buffalo or goat we just do all cow don't even let me don't even make we don't even make a list on sheep that's crazy we're not even in the whales whales is
01:02:18| number one oh wait never mind this is not about milk okay Welsh no but India produces 70 million wait million metric tons of buffalo milk and that's like twice as many as
01:02:36| Pakistan and then like that like blue cheese I think Buffalo is this like the same thing as a cow I would treat the same oh yeah mrs. dick and then goat milk is the
01:02:52| same thing it's like India like double triple the next person in line it's just like they're crushing it goddamn it's a lot of milk especially if want to bathe in it look younger
01:03:06| well exfoliate milk yourself by Dan does a body good it's I'm telling you we should have focused on their ad campaign because they were brainwashing people in the
01:03:20| nineties a lot of wound up month are women and older we're body good is that fruit alone yeah yeah no no that was there was a milk one milk mustache everyone had that white creamy mustache
01:03:31| for a while got milk question mark was that one mm-hmm milk was in schools everywhere - you know why not just for the hell of it they know how to deal with the public
01:03:47| education board uh-huh think about it it'd be kind of fooled ever wanted to be in like this is a health drink what is better than soda I'm not saying it's not I'm just saying they had a partnership
01:04:00| and less to do with the nutritional value more do it they had a deal on thing but what do you fools what do you do with in between cos laying water has to be a basic necessity
01:04:10| but what's the next step up from water that's a healthy drink healthy [ __ ] gay orange juice from fresh fruit apple juice apple juice is pretty good it's sugary but it's got Apple ID it turns my
01:04:28| stomach that's about it good yeah he's every kid's vodka clean out their systems mm-hmm now coming with bloodletting so you could drink more vodka
01:04:44| hmm it's just funny I was a milk boy like a literal milk boy who did you let milk you uh priests would pick who was in charge I was the milk boy too actually weirdly
01:05:02| enough yeah yeah I just we would go down to the cafeteria of the crate grab the crates that were labeled for our classroom and me and the other kid would bring it up I think I crispy treats huh
01:05:13| I used to take that time and go to the bathroom there was a digit yeah a cafeteria toilet just to take a big dump in there as a
01:05:25| boys did okay we would go down and um the teacher the gym teacher left a pull-up bar down there I was like a really big one uh-huh Vincenzo's who is a leonis sure whatever that's bad he was
01:05:39| not a milk boy but he was down there one day and like some of the other boys were we were all horsing around and he went to do the pull-up bar and he was trying to pull himself up and he pooped his
01:05:48| baby this is like sixth grade anyway he like [ __ ] like in his pants and it was like legendary because only the milk boys know about it and like we spread the word very like subtly because
01:06:00| it wasn't in front of his entire class but it might as well hmm we had one guy that pissed his pants in like sixth grade but he did it in the classroom so it's like yes no coming
01:06:12| back from that no he didn't sorry sorry his life was ruined based on one time that he pissed his pants I don't know what's been Genzo up to his life is highly addictive it's
01:06:25| a great question I have no idea he's a hired hand milking cows somewhere meet your girl bulls somewhere huh living out of a cardboard box poor guy well to sum it up milk products are dried drank raw
01:06:40| milk milk milk babies are good milking people is good milking them for all their worth is good mm-hmm drinking you're milking it like this population is the exact same
01:06:56| as whole milk 1% is the exact same what is hell no do you know what percentages I looked it up know what I think it's for 4% I don't trust you good we literally did this like three weeks ago
01:07:10| because we're arguing about it three three point three this is two significant digits no to one significant digit three point five well folks thank you for tuning in we have our patreon in
01:07:41| the bottom right we got our something on the button I'll have to get our everything in our bottom everything who cares just drink milk they show us pictures of
01:07:49| your milk mustache we'll donate $50,000 increased everything and the we here is talking about the people that are watching the episode French for yes yes yes yes the band Oaks like you you like
01:08:15| your lot thank you were expert tuning in for a whole hour of mouth
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