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00:00:08| what rolls downstairs alone are in pairs and over your neighbor's dog what's great for a snack and fits on your back it's log log vlog it's log it's log it's big it's heavy it's wood it's log it's
00:00:25| log it's better than bad it's good everyone's a log you're gonna love it log come on and get your log everyone needs a log log log log old friends dissecting one topic at a time
00:00:46| people technology meeting we've got it all covered log from blammo each discussion here is a deep dive in or unique perspective taboo forbidden subjects they're all on the chopping
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00:01:12| join us have a good time [Music] welcome back I'm Dan I'm Nick folks and we're gonna cover construction materials including wood metal marble granite
00:01:45| garble mud quartz earth quartzite shale sleep we're gonna talk about only shoot is there anything specific that you want to cover I wanted to talk about granite marble as far as how they look in
00:02:04| countertops and the pricing for different levels we'll get there if you like to buy some grandma oh wait a second good anymore number-one salesman and the entire company for the month of
00:02:17| April may be funny if we had a non painters code for your old job that made more money than you did best salesman of the year coupon code F yourself bring it to my job right there & kop and
00:02:37| we will honor it for ninety percent discount folks on that's a 90 percent yours unforce that's good I like that actually yeah it's really hard to say I would like to cover please how important
00:02:52| what is and where is it going why can't we just all get along that's what I would like to cover good where do you want to begin building when did building begin Oh a as part of
00:03:09| min holy crap did you research this no I literally typed in building and man and like they're like people surmise that humans were building since thorough Lee's the earliest part of human
00:03:21| civilization like we don't have written records we don't anything to record anything yeah there's only classic fire so almost the its morning a sweat no I'm already
00:03:31| wet but that's a cave like it's already built you can hit ladies we start building it I guess you can make them deeper yeah like New Mexico I think it's like bandolier like those people like
00:03:41| okay like there's a little bit of a dig like dugout area we're gonna just chip away at it until we have houses in this cave wall it makes sense pretty badass that's how you do it in Minecraft Hey
00:03:52| minecraft is really simple in life its civilization I mean because you don't have anything until you have it shelter and since it's very alpha it's not alpha what's alpha about it then I keep going
00:04:08| you can't stop you need materials so you need to consume you need is no I was not checking and I had small game you can't stop can't stop interesting kids dub yeah that's it so first the
00:04:25| first house oldest known surviving buildings that doesn't count does it first build yeah it does because it's a building 40 whoa 4,800 BC 5000 unseen it's okay
00:04:44| is it an open-plan like what kind of a design are we talking are we talking like a rancher did they do two stories is Windows there a lot of light light is important to haven't really had an ox me
00:04:56| feel like stop attacking us we're gonna build this wall it's essentially just a wall yeah something over I think they built one wall and they're like they can get around so he's like let's just let's
00:05:09| do the other again minecraft it is so shelter becomes the number one reason okay then there's like privacy for when you're plowing your mmm dumb cave woman wife I mean relatively burn to us now
00:05:31| because well they could have been smart back then you don't really know it's not like they'd be on the same plane but they could it's a good point I was I was actually making the joke that all cave
00:05:41| people were dumb not women or men I was pretending to be sexist I don't they won't caught that but you do raise an interesting point we don't know how smart but people are they could have
00:05:51| been incredibly smart for for the age like that you play you probably be a dumbass they'd be like catching fish out of a river with their bare hands I need to be like what Helens this if you'd be
00:06:01| starving and they'd just be laughing look at this idiot good only because there's different we qualify quantify intelligence differently than they would like obviously at our test they be bad
00:06:11| at them yeah but this idiot doesn't know algebra but he can build his own yeah crappy wall I don't nothing with no tools that's pretty impressive I bet he could be in the middle forest in like
00:06:24| you can hear a little sound and know exactly what it is and where it's coming from and it's a kind of intelligence so what we're talking at here is building the builder of the group um architect a
00:06:38| little bit is that like the first architects yeah I you can tell there's a plan to these buildings like the ancient building system so method what what even drives an architect I can't even add
00:06:50| them that cuz I'm not on the anti architect I just live in places I don't ever have desire to furnish build or make a home mind it's not in my DNA it really isn't I get there in the sleep
00:07:02| you get this kind of surprised me because we had an episode on luxury and like winning a lottery and then for me it's like I want to design them complex and like figure out like the optimal
00:07:11| whatever's like how you would interact with what you're using so it's all about for me interacting with the tool or a function which happens to be a house and like easiest path from A to B to C and
00:07:24| how you would use all those things in a different like wait not to change subject did you um you designed the house you live in now I built it you had it right below you didn't build it you
00:07:36| had it built look you might anyway yeah what can I do you a lot of money but I didn't have did you but I mean did you I selected the optimal choices for what I thought my lifestyle would be was it um
00:07:51| here's your options what do you want is it um pretty plan you can do whatever you want pay us is it has like maybe dozen options that you can select to improve
00:08:02| em and some of them are really expensive so a lot of what I tried to actually cut and anything that was like reasonably priced when you're building a house they actually tack on like maybe two or three
00:08:13| times the cost of whatever it is and then do they why because we don't you well think of this though couldn't wouldn't it cost to redo them like do you know what I mean
00:08:25| so let's say you get option A because b is the one you're really wanted but it was three times as much C bought a and then you're like okay well as soon as I get in my house I'm gonna redo it anyway
00:08:36| we redo the wiring or gonna read break down this wall isn't gonna cost you the same anyway so you cuz you like my new views isn't building back the carpet we picked the cheapest carpet because half
00:08:46| of it we knew we're gonna rip up and put tile down the tile was like four times as expensive as what we put down but you couldn't select the tile originally I'm just curious but the cost of the tile
00:08:57| would be folded in the house and then they tax you on the house so you're paying no you're paying the interest is what you're talking about yeah you're paying more and then being taxed on it
00:09:09| paying more was it actually more it literally was more yeah okay well I never bought a house and never built what did something like that so you really if you can do it better yourself
00:09:20| or through a contractor or whoever and you were just like yeah I want a interest on it you know the housing market okay the base stuff is so let's so it's like this is all make sense
00:09:30| we'll come back to this so let's rewind a little bit architects want to build or want to shelter themselves or they want to see something that they can say my own lives
00:09:42| my sister's is like my brother-in-law both architects okay they have a passion for figuring out like how people lived and then the things that persisted this is almost like our previous episode
00:09:55| that's why it's funny it ties into work so they have a path we also want them to make something that lasts longer than a meal or lasts longer than a beer or lasts longer than a it lasts
00:10:09| bit less fair are like efficiency likely design lead is uh well wouldn't even go with efficiency le de le EDD think it's a like a green building uses less power
00:10:21| than most it's like good green isolation when you call it insulation you've got so you lose less to the Marquis old yeah yeah okay carbon emissions it's also like the
00:10:35| materials you use like it's it's changing and the way you use them is like an efficient way of distributing like the strength of a building like certain times you can build it in a
00:10:46| certain way to save materials and be just as spacious and strong as in another building that is wasteful thrifty mm-hmm that's your favorite work for that value all about value all about
00:10:58| value per square foot so let's rewind a little bit we did talk about the first builders what drives builders would obviously becomes the like kind of the number one choice right off the bat so
00:11:10| this is kind of interesting from like a war perspective so like China they didn't really have a Navy China China China China the country China yep because they didn't have any trees like
00:11:25| they didn't have they had very little trees enough right per person they had I've had a navy at a time but not for a long time like they had a little in beginning so like versus like Britain
00:11:36| who had a lot of lot of trees that he very much so you may be one of the greatest navies yeah that's right yeah and it was kind of an interesting thing that I forget who it was there was a guy
00:11:48| that recognized the value of trees and he went along the countryside like Johnny Appleseed seed planting I think it was Oaks like whatever they use for their ships they oak centimetric I could
00:12:04| be wrong but he was landing like generations ahead so that they would have ships and be able to build a navy a fleet they could protect their Island hmm
00:12:17| we'll see Chinese is that why you brought that up no cuz um like China has a problem so they liquid it they can't sustain the wood the need for wood yeah would you say there's the Chinese
00:12:30| need wood and someone has to give it to them yes I would say that you would wouldn't you but like their structures are mostly concrete so like China when they're in their ace they're in the
00:12:46| midst of a boom they're using up concrete at a massive scale because they don't have natural resources or what is put is concrete again stone and log into men yeah
00:12:59| where is cement a concrete mix I think it's cement and stone and water aggregate rocks and ER granite rock and a cement cool so then what is in it it's a binding agent can you make anything
00:13:19| out of it I don't know that I could define as a net in a way that will make us happy on this podcast it's not really a thing because he's like so many countries on anything we walk on is um
00:13:38| concrete essentially I think so well what about when assigns is wet cement is that just cement or is that really concrete they're just calling it to MIT so I'm getting real deep here this so
00:13:50| that Google saves us here although terms the term cement and concrete often are used interchangeably cement is a ingredient concrete which I mentioned already I cried actually the one who
00:14:00| brought it up but let's be bloody washer I understand we can rewind people at home no you're not what you mentioned it concrete is basically a mixture in one a
00:14:08| greasy face it first includes cement so China using up all of their tree honestly didn't have natural building materials so they'll they'll use up more concrete than like any other nation when
00:14:20| they're expanding god bless them there's a lot of people there they're saying I think less estimate error was 1 million people live in China that's more than a thousand anyway keep
00:14:32| going yeah or they're so like it's becoming a like a sought after resources for the like them so they're actually going in like the Amazon and like providing Brazil with flight materials
00:14:45| so that they can strip the Amazon the greatest rainforest on earth F deforestation but we've always hated the Chinese here on this podcast haven't we yeah I think maybe and what do you say
00:15:00| me just you really yeah I think I think there are great people that is a bit practice but this also comes with overpopulation people the need for resources consumerism exactly so the
00:15:17| first one and the most logical one is wood for various reasons though wood floats you touched on earlier that's wild isn't it yeah if it's really wild concrete does that float you make any
00:15:30| concrete boats you can can you that was one of the challenges in the engineering college I went to is that you build a boat out of concrete and then you say what do you have to do fill it with
00:15:41| something I think they use like the lightest concrete possible and then what there has to be another easy question there are all at like aspect to it too like gaming it's play it's flat it on
00:15:55| the other way it's flared out east out wait is okay the next that's the distribution percent distribution of weight that's correct glad I knew what I was talking about but
00:16:04| you knew the proper term oh that's okay it's almost like you deserve more money than me in your career because you know the terms I know nothing but I can talk us to mean storm
00:16:15| and make a bunch of money listen back so but it comes to like materials like strength of materials like wood is one of those like fibrous materials that's was actually a living thing so it's kind
00:16:32| of an interesting like form of strength I think if you had like recently I pulled up a shrub I mentioned this last episode badly living breathing wood was son-of-a-bitch to pull up
00:16:43| actually really tough hard when it's a living thing it's come together a weird way of tenuous its tendinous it slice back send you e yeah almost like it didn't went on I gather yeah
00:17:01| aren't you glad that you're the dominant I guess organism on this planet imagine if you were in one place thoroughly if I was would for a tree life would pass differently for me yeah you probably
00:17:16| wouldn't have gotten on a dirt bike and hurt yourself fewer would I don't know trees are doing weird [ __ ] now oh I see a tree get on a dirt bike oh my god you just remind me what I did what's the
00:17:30| statute of limitations of destruction of property probably years hell any I would throw three out there like so 10 is fine all right me and my boys got really drunk at a certain school and we um they
00:17:48| were building a new area on campus and the only thing I remember is we were really drunk and we hardly ever did this that was a drinking hit said we picked up saplings that they had planted and
00:18:00| picked him up and threw him Oh woah it's a statute of limitations we didn't do this I was doing um it depends on the state that you're in mostly six you know anyway anyway we
00:18:15| threw those saplings and we're far as we could and we were laughing and we're really drinking having a good old time we picked up trees and through them and ruin them so that's an interesting thing
00:18:27| that you bring up because a tree what if the sapling it's not worth that much but a tree that has been planted years ago since trees can last hundreds of years like how much do you think that's worth
00:18:40| because you can't recreate the tree that was their image you can't recreate age no there was a person that was sued and they lost reasoning the tree well there is that was there's a no Phoebe judge
00:18:55| she listens guess everyone check it out she loves our podcast the most Cabrales relevant was donating to save the tree he's one of the key figures or something
00:19:05| yeah I think he was and that's weird he had really large ears everyone else that was the big joke right as we were kids yeah that was when we first came of age I think we've started
00:19:16| to listen to the politics and stuff it was big ear Ross Perot that's someone poisoned the tree and then the value of the tree it was like the centerpiece of that College it was how look man I don't
00:19:28| know if it was a college it might have been either way they um either way they paid exorbitant amounts to all these doctorates professors treaty professionals like all these
00:19:39| people to come out and check on the health of the tree and try to fix it oh he found that it was a college Albright Harbor and treat it was all burn but it was an Alabama fan over who poisoned it
00:19:50| damn really yeah one one eighty what we're saying oh god that's gonna annoy me so much so the value 140 is actually ridiculous like someone destroyed a single tree and
00:20:04| it costs him six hundred thousand dollars what six hundred thousand dollars for one tree what tree it was somebody's it was on someone's property and they chopped it down and then
00:20:14| because of its age exercise eat at value there's actually laws on the books that say like in Oregon not the wings okay yeah there's like a noise value there's a base of you for this type of tree
00:20:26| we're gone organ and then we're gone or if I said yeah Oregon organ so there's actually a base cost unlike the the age of a tree the type of the tree the weight of the tree
00:20:37| so if you destroy a tree in in certain states there's actually Arbor laws that say a tree boss holy multiple gifts awesome it's like two or three times more than the standard in other states
00:20:50| damn so if you chop to have multiple trees in other people's properties I bet you could be paying like millions of dollars in restitution like you can't take a tree and plant it there because
00:21:02| that would cost an equal amount that's ridiculous and it's expensive so I got drunk four years ago mm-hm and but the best rated axe on Amazon oh yeah I mean
00:21:16| Willie like I'm trying out when I first got it yeah act swingin Max is hard to actually chop down a tree takes forever Oh a tree holy crap - oh I D I've never done a
00:21:26| tree but I was going to say I finally got to use it on this damn truck beating Li but I was axe and the business out of it you thought you were tough in the beginning and then towards the middle
00:21:35| you're all [ __ ] no no I I mean everyone look at me whatever tied the tree to is axial and drove then I drove off yeah but what I'm getting at is I actually think I could
00:21:54| chop down a tree hmm it would take me so long my god I can't imagine that yeah hey they're tough and B the axe isn't huge it was a $50 axis value that's yeah a $300 piece so is one
00:22:14| of them with that yeah I don't know where you're going that either but the spected energy real like strength of wood is surprising same thing with the strength of like bone like really yeah
00:22:25| like an organic material I think the compressive strength of bone is very hot asset strength so it's like if you're trying to like push something in on itself it's very strong
00:22:39| compression what I wasn't anything this great white every time I check on it oh yeah it does I hope so lean on that field understands how you're ignoring them and me I'm not ignoring it I was
00:22:59| checking on the score of the game it's the playoffs baby and it's swish time this could be released like a year after they win the championship I give me why they can be watching a championship run
00:23:11| mmm life me so if you didn't have wood what would you be building with what would your house look like he's bright brick so that's like a clay putting the furnace with it but actually
00:23:24| I was just about handset is that what happens with brick is a clay that's been choked on fire or is that something else oh I said mix of clay mm-hmm what's crazy is that we we use mortar right
00:23:40| between our bricks you know do you know there's a disorder called pike gun where you eat mortar or candles I thought that was toilet paper here to eat anything um not everything it's weird 12 people
00:23:53| might be on the list up something 8 things that you eat or drink or whatever brick is actually sand clay lime iron oxide and magnesia no [ __ ] or magnesium magnesium it's always magnesium so
00:24:10| that's interesting sand and clay hold on a second that's so weird yeah that's my thought I saw brick and if not I would build a house out of mud can you get it but don't mutter only
00:24:25| goes so high a wet an adobe you know nothing about construction I'm surprised there's certain topics where you just don't care no I'm not the top podcast topic just like in life you're like 100%
00:24:40| I agree with you a thousand percent I don't this is like democracy if there's people that just like yeah who cares and it's like people are dying maybe I got but you know you care about
00:24:56| the [ __ ] I'm talking about another episodes wait what you got high and mighty on Adobe's it I don't know again would okay I'm giving you your due and you are well way more versed in it way
00:25:13| more invested in it and you spend way more time thinking about it's only given till it's weird because I worried it like both of the same boat is that what you're worried about
00:25:22| vote mm-hmm in a democracy and how it if we if it the votes on what type of wood should we animal emanate from the earth be like it isn't Bunga boo Bunga hmm but it's it's one of those
00:25:38| thing I have a five string bass that's made from some exotic woods my friend see do you do appreciate wood the green ideal color I actually really do yeah the gray in the colour it's one of the
00:25:49| things that beats over here hold on yeah you know am I gonna play it this time Jesus Christ in I keep talking cuz I told you watch it's one of the things that surprisingly gets into our heads
00:26:01| because we like to see wood grains everywhere because it's so natural it's all around us and we don't even pay attention to it until the extra steps are looking oh it's a nice-looking bass
00:26:14| dude it's gorgeous but like some of the wood in here it's like they're lazy there's rosewood I think there's it's inlaid like beautifully there's like different woods and they make the sound
00:26:28| so rich beautiful nothing dude doesn't do changes the sound yes it does now does it do as much as it's worth in the cost maybe not no but not the pickup never mainly sure the pickups mainly I
00:26:44| agree with you 100% but I mean these guys do Oh Dan trying to play off the mirror it's like trying to ride a bike when the handles are reversed or a dirt bike when you know in
00:27:02| the hell and you go through a fence but whatever you like I like that you're not actually using any of the wood to make it sound though like the frets are metal the strings are metal the pickups are
00:27:11| metal magnets seem to is not no no I think the resident the resonation actually comes from the wood so the frets are actually just placeholders frets don't make any damn nose okay just
00:27:24| strings vibrate right the strings will vibrate on the wood so we all know that hybrid on wood I think they do look this is where the vibrating from this point on the bass the frequency comes from the
00:27:36| distance between whatever the hell the tuning head is and here right what is this support we get the distance but it doesn't create the vibration if you're in stock if you stick give me and
00:27:47| new stick because a different woman presented different vibration especially timbre you're not even touching on timbre my friend well what's different with timbre TI m bre look it up until
00:28:00| the world's no not the timberwolves my god I'm gonna send you good I don't know the definition that timbre I just know what timbre is you mean I always thinking I was thinking timbre like the
00:28:12| wood timber no what is the definition of timbre actually wooden beam or board used in a building of a house ship or other structure which is what we're talking about so we know that's not what
00:28:26| it is wait is that what shows up and yes it's grown for timber oh TI n bre yeah not to be confused with timber and music timber also there's a tone color or tone quality is the perceived sound quality
00:28:46| of a musical note sound or tone timbre distinguishes different types of sound production such as choir voices and music and instruments such as stringed instruments wind instruments and
00:28:56| percussive instruments it also enables listeners distinguish different instruments in the same category so it's what gives it as actual sound like it's sound color if that makes sense but the
00:29:07| temperatures gotta sleep the knower know the wood does that ship does know for God's sake same note with a clarinet that you can with a piano that you can with a bass right
00:29:22| all three instruments making the same sound the same note because it's all but only thing it's a frequency that note is a frequency we need like it can be the music real in ski with all three no no
00:29:35| I'm telling you all three can have the exact frequency so technically it's the exact note the thing that makes them different is the timbre it's the warmth of the sound the fact that it comes from
00:29:46| wood effect that it comes from air the fact that it's notes on a piano vibrating that makes it it gives it a different feel if that makes sense timber is feel and you get a different
00:29:59| feel from woods I'll give it to you for fruit get would you visit Stevie Ray Vaughan he had a guitar that was falling apart and maybe it was no it was Willie Nelson bully
00:30:10| Nelson had that special guitar that he would repair all what like repeatedly does it have a special sound to it you're the music expert that Willie Nelson's guitar I hope it's wrong hope
00:30:21| it's the wrong Ovid someone else nobody see Braden's out trigger is the name of this guitar hmm I think it's like how old is trigger kind of cool that he named it it was 1969 and summer of 69
00:30:45| trying to figure out he when he last play it played it oh I'm quiet here hmm it's not a very obvious load check my timber talk about brick you want to talk about come with it the house we put it
00:31:07| around yeah metal why we care in metals let's jump to metals who cares let's go to medal so they do brick what if they're awesome metal was neck ramming framing of the house can be wood or
00:31:20| metal depending where you are really yeah in certain states like termites and eat up the wood they'll make it out of metal instead make sense um what is metal I
00:31:33| don't even know just I don't even know either it's the pieces of the universe that have scattered of odd like the globe we just find these metal pieces everywhere and form what alloys so Nixon
00:31:47| yeah was it um yeah it was um iron was the first one and then we did iron with coke to make steel that makes age yeah we gonna just weaponry all over again are we in the last cloth I've never seen
00:32:02| a laughs cause that was incredible because I was like is he coffee or do you laughing you're like sorry but I mean technology is based on what we do for
00:32:15| killing other people or jerkiness you that's that's to the top three the other one is like what we piss into like urinal technology is pretty demanding right now oh yeah
00:32:29| up there having sex that's one of them in you kind of jerk off same idea and then um eating I feel like eating probably drives a lot of Technology yeah I'll give you those three thank you for
00:32:43| giving me those three you're welcome Nick so metals I don't know I don't know it's a big big category I don't I don't know what do you want to say about metals Nick what can you fit in your
00:32:57| mouth stainless steel I think most of our utensils really every single steel yeah most of our sinks are as well most undermount sinks so hung around think kind of goes underneath so you know have
00:33:11| that ugly lip front top mount sink oh my god the other thing that's important to notice of sinks is that as the gauge goes down number stainless steel gets stronger so in 18:8 stainless steel sink
00:33:22| garbage throw it out get it in the trash with it it's not bad 14 gauge Kohler make some nice 14 gauge stainless steel sink let me tell you that folks but you probably don't need it so 16 is probably
00:33:38| your sweet spot you're hitting the home run boom 16 gauge stainless steel sink go on Dan what were you saying I'm just thinking about but the usefulness of metals are that they're strong in
00:33:50| certain ways and very light so be valuable yeah it's pers technology that allows you to go farther cars trucks airplanes rockets you just need vehicles could you
00:34:04| name anything else I mean really household bridges thank you the Golden Gate Bridge yeah seventh wonder of the world at one point an eighth one or the really depends you
00:34:14| have to check previous episodes Eon panderers to find out that's fine mm-hmm oh my god it sounded like TJ McConnell scored I don't know I don't know that I had the volume on mud in my ear uh up by
00:34:34| even watch the games during the season you know that Coach we do a little bit of court is Amanda would what is the basketball court the hardwood yeah yeah I'm actually I have the game on the
00:34:50| lowest sound line possible uh-huh I can hear that squeak of the shoes that's something you don't get from anything else because squeak squeaks yes when they run with their sneakers cutting on
00:35:00| the floor the balance of the ball it's it's akin to the sound of ice skates cutting of the ice you know you don't can't recreate that sound it's true sir unique it's one of the beautiful unique
00:35:12| sounds of the sport I think both sports kind of have it basketball and hockey so I'm shut up basketball shadow hockey both playoffs happen at the same time so metals kind of thing yeah steel beams
00:35:31| melt at a certain temperature when jet fuel burns what happened on 9/11 was that a certain plane flew into it and it couldn't have melted the steel beams and collapse the building building 12
00:35:42| checked all your records check everything extra there was a some sort of conspiracy going on where the government didn't know exactly what was going on or they deed because I think
00:35:54| building 12 was set to blow from the inside because there's no way jet fuel burns at the right temperature to melt steel beams okay I don't know that's the government
00:36:13| conspiracies that they put explosives inside the building so they could destroy the building as part of the plan only reason I don't believe in conspiracy theories is like Lex it's
00:36:22| hard it's way too complex and there's like does the conspiracy theory people have like a company they probably go do they have an HR department they probably do because everyone has to have an HR so
00:36:33| is a thr emailing everyone do they accidentally email the wrong person is there one person who got too many emails or someone wasn't included in the email is there like someone had to sign off
00:36:43| twice like did they accidentally put the wrong explosives in the building because they weren't reading the second email that was a correction it's like don't like god there's so much going on and
00:36:52| it's like wait they get everything right perfectly yeah that's not America that's not bureaucracy I'm trying to no way so George Carlin you he had a um comedy special on September 9th and September
00:37:14| yeah guess what the name of the special was America know the time York the title literally is ours I kind of like it when a lot of people die yeah I mean that's it he recorded it the day before and
00:37:33| then September 11th happened he's like [ __ ] so he pulled that as soon as possible I mean should he have so he literally did it not knowing that make it acceptable it's comedy
00:37:53| so comedy is already supposed to be on the edge of like spoof yeah funny don't take it seriously yeah anyway steel when I think with the alloy steel really changed the game I think steel was the
00:38:07| number one proponent of change in manufacturing I'm partially uh exactly I think it has to do with my height but you can build on your automobile yes and our yeah
00:38:19| right because of the weight we can feel weight way less than iron and it was stronger and more malleable yeah it's insane that we have skyscrapers today that are Gino who came up with um was a
00:38:32| steel was a Carnegie was it Carnegie quite well someone did iron plus coke like I feel like the people who are super wealthy had all the materials so they could be like let's just mix a
00:38:44| bunch of [ __ ] together and then they finally get it well no I feel like they had people who were doing it and they just took credit for so this guy Henry Bessemer who holy [ __ ] that's actually
00:38:56| that's weird I haven't heard that name in 15 years and it just clicked on me when you said that name just inventor an engineer for manufacturing steel inexpensively in 1856 mmm-more converter
00:39:09| and he was knighted he's Sir Henry Bessemer can you imagine them like brienne game of throw - that was that was hard touching I'm gonna do this you tried for the longest time I
00:39:25| thought I derailed all our episodes but today I think it's you oh yeah yeah I really yeah I had to make it more interesting Nick kind of made that people really loved us mm-hmm oh hey
00:39:40| Olaf is already by episode 159 we're screwed I'm Brienne of Tarth yeah is it 112 yep honestly I feel like I'm doing episodes like this is like 800 it feels like work
00:39:53| yeah it's a lot when you thought so recently as opposed to your research today it's very good thank you yeah thanks steel great amazing something that really revolutionize the game you
00:40:10| know what's even more revolutionary and crazy and not as strong as steel no plastic ah oil-based materials this kind of bizarre because you probably know petroleum-based for all say the audience
00:40:24| it's the more true term for someone who researched a little more than you but [Laughter] are they yeah yeah I will give you yeah damn [ __ ]
00:40:45| Sixers win okay we're going to Game seven this could be a sad episode later that's a lie tastic how much do they win by like seventeen okay now you can stop watching it and I shut it off okay I did
00:40:59| I turned it off no how you might the gameplay errol liam is a broader broader spectrum of oil products right can you here's a real question could use your ol with everything petroleum-based cuz I
00:41:14| jerk off with it KY jelly it's roll iam jelly correct this is a question for science I'm not asking you personally I'm just asking for science could I
00:41:26| hmm hell yeah like anything petroleum-based because I have hope anything precise petroleum based is how many my petroleum comes in like a crystal vial that you get from the
00:41:43| ground and it's like kind of like a magic stuff that you can turn into either oil or perfume it is one of the things that like you have this barrel of like gross oil and then like all these
00:41:55| products come out the other side they're like plastic water bottles you get like microfibers and then you really okay can I do with it like I don't mean yes you can Nick
00:42:11| awesome sweet so plastic I think is the most important building the most revolutionary of our time because everything honey it's even lighter than steel now it's also weaker than steel
00:42:29| with the point being that much lighter it doesn't matter what's up no I was trying to look for pictures of petroleum and there's a model covered in hell yeah what can only
00:42:43| be it looks like she got in an oil spill and she's trying to act sexy with it speak her mind let her speak her mind you mentioned my youtube career took off from that so that's hella me really we
00:43:02| both sing at the exact same time say speaking I mean I just want to hear how it sounds playing back yeah so if we know we're good yeah no that might be good it sounded pretty good I mean it
00:43:15| must have really who knows so yeah we get a bunch of [ __ ] and from oil do you know where there's a little naturally occurring almost everywhere mostly in Arab states then you need to declare war
00:43:41| on them or just put our people there and get oil yeah a pair of my expert will say that but we also have there so it's like the cost of extracting the oil too because their oil just is like easy to
00:43:55| suck out of the ground so can I tell everyone I thought your daughter cocaine reference I was gonna do mosaic reference oh it was very easy to sniff out of the ground
00:44:09| yeah so it's a cost like but Canada and United States actually have like shale oils so it's it's harder to get to but we have an immense amount of it so once the costs makes sense of going
00:44:23| after it we're gonna be in a pretty good position for that we're gonna be oil Kings in a hundred years new beer sounds well I hope not look like it's poor ants to learn how to
00:44:37| do things the hard way hey wait for our place to be so rich they can make up a religion and then enforce it other people it's untanned or so religion you could
00:44:54| definitely not show this clip right here he made them they were like oh the UM banners and we're doing a joke about the religion of the ambassadors now ridiculous anything well I also think
00:45:03| that like since we use it as a fuel for everything that the byproducts are necessary to create something from so like if you didn't create stuff out of the byproducts of making gasoline we'd
00:45:14| be like wasting and yeah yeah we'd have fooling the workers yeah so like people like probably had to figure out a way to make byproducts work for us you can make a byproduct of everything make it by
00:45:27| practive garbage so burning garbage free that does exist I know we've actually touchless in the garbage episode but but it's expensive I feel like we have to get the garbage up
00:45:41| to a certain heat yeah and you have to it's very precarious because the value you can get from it is like right on the cost of like procuring burning it mm-hmm but in the future when we run out of all
00:45:54| the raw materials that were asked out on the earth all the resources will probably be like [ __ ] we have to do it go to the Amazon it cut down all the guys hit they got everything here's my
00:46:03| friend here's my thing you want to do this episode because you love wood right yeah the grain of wood is well I think we missed something because any weight at all didn't even touch one one at all
00:46:16| and I want you to touch as much wood as you can touching it right now this party yeah I have a wooden desk it's one of the things that you are I mean I have always had like a certain wood grain
00:46:29| around me I don't know that yeah wood wood fetish I know yeah go ahead go into it I don't let your wood finish loose I really have no idea you've never gonna come taking a dump and like stared at
00:46:40| like a fake door that's like you know pressed paper mesh the carbon this is gonna seem weird you have in my old house in Northeast Philly the basement door had wood grain in it
00:46:53| and one of the wood grains look like Viggo the bad guy from ghostbusters so huh so the painting a painting it's like a Rorschach test
00:47:04| no no way to look like him like there's no what was kind of like him like if anyone saw they'd be like he said the girl from Ghostbusters - there's a really tiny mouth giant I mean you know
00:47:18| is this big though he did have a big fart there the noggin like I but it was a living thing he said something like that but it's a living thing that like it's crazy to think that
00:47:32| this is gonna provide me like it provided me with as a desk for it was my desk for it still is my desk for like 15 years and like it had to be like grown and pieced together by something that
00:47:45| was living if we didn't have this like if we didn't have trees what would this desk be made out of plastic that would be steel concrete brick they all sound awful and that's all they do they do it
00:47:59| it's so brings me into Brennan Marvel actually sure it works no courses may mate okay well sound talk about courts then all right so I'm gonna break it down cuz I
00:48:15| as it is for every customer walks into my store used to okay so me uh a marble most when you tell me I wanna upgrade spend a lot of money unique I'm tired of looking at the same stuff so what is up
00:48:28| the dark side is I had something called marble marble is very porous it will stain if you look at it the wrong way we do know how to offer warranties man marble starts at level six
00:48:39| okay levels are just priced don't worry about it level six I can do a fifty square feet for like five grand but keep in mind I don't know for warranty this is gonna stain it's very porous if you
00:48:52| put stuff on it it will test you it's soft okay it's beautiful it's white and his gray veins are blooming last a long time it was not it will wear terribly while you
00:49:04| wear terribly but it's beautiful it's the most beautiful substance on Earth so store banged-up value is inverse exactly with one brand at least right next up I have courtside court size a
00:49:17| natural stone its limestone that's been reclassified folks say it with a greedy calcified its shiny [ __ ] it looks like crystals and we can't do certain edges to it you want an ogee
00:49:30| edge we can't do it dude it's like a geode hudes a funny word does that set me up yeah yeah it looks like the crystals in a geode sure looks like but it can't be made that way because it
00:49:44| physically isn't possible it's just a rasterized something carbon it's wood in relation collapsed limestone we didn't get it as limestone carbon I think limestone is old shellfish Oh fish right
00:49:57| well everything is old shellfish carbon anyway um where's the stain disease Laurel quartz site it's a natural stone it's beautiful but those TV duh we're talking it's not a real popular one
00:50:14| no one ever owned once oh my god in forgotten already no I just forget the one that everyone wants Granite's very white no no the the
00:50:27| quartzite everyone wants extra sparkle no stop god that's fine so next step up is granite granite comes it's igneous rock strong it has various colors represented throughout it okay we
00:50:45| got dark we got light we got light we got dark a lot chaos we all emotion we got a lot going on I do not have a white granite if you come into my shop and you want to see a white granite with waves
00:50:57| that look like marble go F yourself you're probably a white lady and like them in your 40s and you think you're gonna find a level wonderful in it oh my god they're the worst people in the
00:51:08| world Mellie let's just check the Granite's and I know what you're looking for you're not gonna find it in granite granite has movement granite has chaos granite has different elements but
00:51:19| granite is beautiful okay natural occurring stone still porous but not as porous as marble again gorgeous natural stone it's ah makes me get hard just thinking about it
00:51:33| this was your real pitch last one oh I hom will say these exact things super hard last one is quartz quartz is a man-made product ninety percent stone 10 percent resins and polymers of make it
00:51:45| impervious to staining random on impermanence not impervious you leave bread wine on it for three days it will stain in but much better we offer one fees quartz that's man-made it always
00:51:58| looks the same every time to get it in okay I don't have them all in because there's five companies we deal with then slabs do you think I have 250 slabs I don't this save you the trouble
00:52:13| quartz looks the same every time it's man-made might it look manufactured in 5-10 years probably [ __ ] it's probably gonna look fake as hell in 10 years okay granite
00:52:25| which might not be as hot right now always a beautiful because it's naturally occurring takes thousands of years to make in the earth boom I don't care if it doesn't look white with white
00:52:36| veins and all your stupid [ __ ] it's a naturally occurring stone thank you granite getting some granite folks you soak Orion to know we step stone quarry cuz it was of Koreans like
00:52:50| impervious I'm like yeah you can like chop nuclear waste on a Corian countertop and it won't give you cancer yet people don't give a [ __ ] about that cuz it looks like way yeah does like
00:53:03| ugly it looks David oh it's it's a look thing yeah and the value to something is how rare and unique it is because you want to be the snowflake right so hold on that's so weird that you say that so
00:53:15| my grants I have a level 1 granite level dollars a square foot to 318 dollars a square foot okay the thing that brought that drives that price is rarity my favorite level 20
00:53:34| blue bahia granite it's blue it's naturally occurring and it has dark blue veins blue bahia bah AAA i was thinking about the lapis so gooey lapis lazuli was although i call it whatever you want
00:53:53| perhaps however the hell you want so what happens with these natural occurring materials is the rarity they paints a price so it's not necessarily how strong it is how good it holds up
00:54:05| how awesome is a building it's just this is how rare are the substances said spell it again blue Lou and then fought here bah IA ah like that it's all my favorite
00:54:25| stones we sold car reminds me of my guitar Oh I mean it's trying to do a humble brag it's old dusty little dusty it's okay [Music]
00:54:48| he's gonna play a little bit thick so that that leads us into carbon younggook touch of carbon carbon dating Carly it's like the most important part of living yeah of life I'm speaking with her just
00:55:02| to end this don't look for granite or quartz that looks like marble you're a dumbass don't expect to spend the cheapest price to get something that looks awesome don't
00:55:17| waste my time and Segre night when it's granite and lastly gets the natural coloration try and do it that's nature took thousands ears mate friggin buy it okay
00:55:33| use promo code um okay um pump your mom [Applause] it's gonna say some really bad words III stopped nice tie I would have liked it but I know the universe would come down
00:55:52| and pretty hard what is going on your back it is raining like a bastard outside that's rain little crap I thought people were shoveling snow it's really crap
00:56:05| it's impressive so if carbon is carbon is essential for life forearms are life for many life forms we touched on this in an episode with a bio major yeah that's her name
00:56:18| Randy register I forget her name anyway Suze Suze OS is you think does that one do you think you should single okay I think so so the carbon ISM the only stat I have
00:56:36| on carbon is carbon made up of everything has carbon living organisms I think every single living organism s carbon is it valence shell - - right it's like I can balance shows all the
00:56:48| way folders don't know that it means anything to anybody else but it's I mean [Music] you're going to help stay in basket yeah it's got strength of the bonds that
00:57:01| carbon creates and the variety of bonds that it can make that makes carbon so essential for mixing and matching and making even being carbons the most important material it bonds with water
00:57:12| it bonds with this it bonds with this it bonds with pretty much everything it needs two electrons folks yeah you got two electrons you want to dance with Wendy ants with the devil at night you
00:57:22| can f with some Cara tree seriously that's why carbons one of the most popular building blocks of life they say correct the building blocks are like the timber of life and carbon
00:57:33| surprising different technically is wood all right because what is made of carbon I think it is but I'm not I mean you better check that one because I have no idea well I'm just going with you
00:57:47| sure 50% carbon mmm mostly carbon steel err carbon capture they say the Amazon rainforest is like they thought it was carbon capture like as you're burning the wood you're
00:58:03| releasing carbon causing climate change all sorts of awful things so that's why I think even like your stones like they say like can you condense carbon into a stone like that would be pretty sweet if
00:58:16| you could have like carbon countertops is that such a thing wait Dam is above my pay grade folks this I think you should open up a store selling carbon this is a thing
00:58:28| actually I should do kind of Creek countertops I think where's that cement and I'm not sure carbon fiber yeah he and I both like this is gonna be dated in 10 years carve
00:58:46| his deal I think we've seen these before anyway um the where we're gonna go oh so like building all of the stuff that we like the stuff that we build it's a possession but we build a house to house
00:59:02| our possessions everything as Americans possession to hold our possession yeah but you know how many square feet your house is look do you have a ballpark estimate how many rooms it has can you
00:59:15| count the rooms do you have I'm just under an acre square um a lot lot size property right it's like split-level you can't count the rooms I'm telling them now basement
00:59:37| computer so I have like 2,500 square feet in my house and honestly like 2,100 I have no idea I made that out of space done I've never been to your house it's now weird even over into my house oh
00:59:52| yeah there yeah so bizarre you already you wouldn't have seen all the stuff I build out of wood so I have like the whole point of this episode is wood and you didn't get into a now what you build
01:00:05| with wood so don't you do like woodworking entertainment yeah I'm built an entertainment cabinet oh yeah customized it to fit exactly what I wanted in like two computers you
01:00:15| have like the you know media center stuff in the middle and then you have all the old media DVDs that no longer needed I'd like a tray that slid out I made that myself
01:00:26| I also made like a little booth thing I made cabinets and all sorts of stuff woodworking is one of those weird things that's very relaxing but also needs it gets in your hands like literally like
01:00:39| it dries your hands out and then it gets like you're supposed to wear a mask because it can kill you like if you get too much wood fiber and pulp and dust in your nose like it will cause been you
01:00:50| will never ride a dirt bike I have in the past minibike quads and rotor quad you know the quiet is the fort you know but have you ridden one no I probably could I mean third wait are
01:01:06| you I don't know I don't know for you I took the harder one and both my legs to do it I mean I could do the easier one probably yeah hmm so there's no there's a passion to it I think you know blanks
01:01:24| building is a source of pride you to a point where there's more functional though there like if you can't build it to be functional and beautiful here's like that I don't need to do that it's a
01:01:35| waste of time we didn't even talk about Ikea like the engineering of Bill things like the base functionality that's provided with the cheapest cost but no once that guy has a really
01:01:47| opening gonna not a dick pic so it wasn't a big thing it's like GME IKEA furniture if there's side tables and there's a long coffee table a bookcase it was a bookcase and Ollie so Billy
01:02:13| what a billy bookcase it's the biggest seller of bookcases ever in the world from the world are you basing this one fact I feel like you're just kind of basing it on ideas brochure
01:02:29| god damnit we hit basing on IKEA virtual you're still missing the point I wanted you to get hard or like get weird about like wood grains and never like handle our green before and like thought like
01:02:49| this is the the snowflake not only there's no way that like anyone could recreate a wood grain exactly it's like a finger ram what you know why starting what happened how to look the same if
01:03:04| you're a serial killer who's just about to say no but this is like how I think I'll find job it's a normal back friends but that's a loudest this allowed to ever hurt yeah but
01:03:23| each stone this episode ever you knew it was comin yeah but it's enjoyable mr. Phelps it's enjoyable to me as well but like the IKEA bookcases aren't like wood pulp glued together
01:03:41| it's exactly like your countertop that's like Corian or the other [ __ ] quartz yeah so like you they're only made probably not engineered to be a certain thing
01:03:51| it's like engineered wood it's like layers of wood plywood the building material is layers of wood put together soft wood balsa row soft like fake wood engineered wood soft and there's no
01:04:11| listen I would it's not plywood it's um balsa no idea you have to give me a scenario context it's a wood soft so softer than knowledge all in it it's like some bookcases some
01:04:36| in the rain all right look kind of go towards our wrapping enough I want to do positions that's so like we built these giant houses so that we could house all our possessions our drum kits our
01:04:50| guitars our computers our bases our doors like if you lived without possessions do you think you'd be happy to be like essentially a Buddhist like you'd give up all your possessions would
01:05:05| you be every father you'd be fine you'd be fine not having computer a phone what would you do all day you find our inner Zen you're not necessarily I'd find something to do I get really good
01:05:22| at building caves I get really good at doing my wife like there's things you can do masteries don't have other oh you can be really good at masturbating can you imagine you're the best masturbator
01:05:35| in the world on track keep in mind yeah I mean there is someone out there who's the world's best masturbator right no do not Google world's best masturbator that God yeah long distance or going isn't it
01:05:53| big so longest orgasm and mammals is one of the domestic Pig so scrubbing I'm I am and I'm good and that's domesticus on average and orgasm lasts 30 min excellent and can last as
01:06:04| long as 90 minutes I'm jealous of a pig for once 90 minute orgasm no what you said about your wife earlier that's I'm jealous of a pig and then I clicked on something else
01:06:26| okay did you get it it wasn't ping sex-linked thank you this yeah soos krauser weight was er nice on the podcast no I just won no there was I didn't ask give me a clip
01:06:42| Don I'm gonna no no no no okay okay definitely not now wait do you want to hear the funniest thing I heard today what does it have to do with hot dogs no is a different podcast hot hot dog what
01:07:04| and I know I hate them oh yeah imagine if you know like an eight-year-old making a pamphlet for their mom or Mother's Day which is coming up or when this is released it
01:07:21| might be next Mother's Day so I'll get right off and it's like hey freak neck rub free back massage free kisses free hugs and it's like the kids writing on a coupon
01:07:33| mom you know yeah whatever the DAGs the whole Buffs one in a they give well no no no it's just they give it to the parent right like for the holiday parent doesn't care it it's lost in their
01:07:46| possession and a neighborhood pedophile picks it up brings it up to a house he says I'm here for my free neck massage from their son and someone's like this is disgusting you can't be in here - sir
01:08:06| get out get out sir and then he brings it back or orange eyes and I just was like I'm sorry it's legally binding and in front of the parents this eight-year-old has to hug
01:08:20| and kiss a stranger who is like anyway they made they made a joke that other pedophiles in the area might start counterfeiting his Koopa okay so there's someone who's an expert with an eyeglass
01:08:46| that's like check these things both s1 is handwriting this is someone else this is somewhere else this is a counterfeit he does not have a hug this stranger but it's actually someone
01:08:58| else's hugs and kisses Ojeda files each other's scatter heads but either way I thought that was the best bit is good ugly weeks and I was like Billy you're gonna have to kiss
01:09:19| this man cuz you made a promise dad I don't wanna you made a promise okay so folks if you're tuning in just right now are you fast forward to this moment somehow we talked about would
01:10:09| great building me to that all steel a plastic all these things we built with granite granite quartzite the quartz don't do it don't please Oh
01:10:24| white granite in fact go to camp Russian ask for white granite so you want to toriel familia for two hours I'd like to waste the salesman's time how much will that cost nothing huh for
01:10:40| old one agent word ROM there were um designers good cousin replace oh they mix and match everything and then they go okay thank you all I don't need any that did you hear that I heard like a
01:10:56| weird mouse noise yeah it's my kids piano but I don't know why I just set off suddenly salient source of Chucky we're dead their designers that's someone who charges an a couple or a
01:11:13| person like forty dollars an hour yeah way more money than eighty dollars an hour on your plane hour and says we have to find the right fit they would come to our shop they don't care who
01:11:25| their sales rep is and they just went toward the slab yard cuz we the biggest one in the East Coast let him back there all by themselves oh it doesn't matter who they're they
01:11:34| could waste your time or nobody's time for two hours not pick anything and then leave so that the designer charts our client like 300 bucks for that day and me I get to walk them around and tell
01:11:50| them about the levels in the prices and for me that's enjoyable to see all the variety of stuff that could be in my house I don't know why so great that orders only all for like some people
01:12:02| don't give a [ __ ] but they pay a lot of money to have it it just doesn't make any sense a just give the cheapest [ __ ] possible no not the cheapest [ __ ] is horrible like an accordion level level 3
01:12:14| and above okay I'm gonna level 3 is where things start obeying up I'm gonna set up shop right outside trying to sell Corian this shit's ugly what is durable cheaper
01:12:26| good [Music] screaming anyway folks we touched on how are you good carbon all the building universe builder
01:12:44| great stuff I only have to add passion angles wood grain oh my god timbre dreams we talked about timber all my seven times Justin Timberlake them to do with timber boots battle metal we
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01:13:39| of things especially you you folks we like you a lot this is nuts tune in next time when we talk about just your wood okay good night thanks for joining us thanks
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00:01:12| join us have a good time [Music] welcome back I'm Dan I'm Nick folks and we're gonna cover construction materials including wood metal marble granite
00:01:45| garble mud quartz earth quartzite shale sleep we're gonna talk about only shoot is there anything specific that you want to cover I wanted to talk about granite marble as far as how they look in
00:02:04| countertops and the pricing for different levels we'll get there if you like to buy some grandma oh wait a second good anymore number-one salesman and the entire company for the month of
00:02:17| April may be funny if we had a non painters code for your old job that made more money than you did best salesman of the year coupon code F yourself bring it to my job right there & kop and
00:02:37| we will honor it for ninety percent discount folks on that's a 90 percent yours unforce that's good I like that actually yeah it's really hard to say I would like to cover please how important
00:02:52| what is and where is it going why can't we just all get along that's what I would like to cover good where do you want to begin building when did building begin Oh a as part of
00:03:09| min holy crap did you research this no I literally typed in building and man and like they're like people surmise that humans were building since thorough Lee's the earliest part of human
00:03:21| civilization like we don't have written records we don't anything to record anything yeah there's only classic fire so almost the its morning a sweat no I'm already
00:03:31| wet but that's a cave like it's already built you can hit ladies we start building it I guess you can make them deeper yeah like New Mexico I think it's like bandolier like those people like
00:03:41| okay like there's a little bit of a dig like dugout area we're gonna just chip away at it until we have houses in this cave wall it makes sense pretty badass that's how you do it in Minecraft Hey
00:03:52| minecraft is really simple in life its civilization I mean because you don't have anything until you have it shelter and since it's very alpha it's not alpha what's alpha about it then I keep going
00:04:08| you can't stop you need materials so you need to consume you need is no I was not checking and I had small game you can't stop can't stop interesting kids dub yeah that's it so first the
00:04:25| first house oldest known surviving buildings that doesn't count does it first build yeah it does because it's a building 40 whoa 4,800 BC 5000 unseen it's okay
00:04:44| is it an open-plan like what kind of a design are we talking are we talking like a rancher did they do two stories is Windows there a lot of light light is important to haven't really had an ox me
00:04:56| feel like stop attacking us we're gonna build this wall it's essentially just a wall yeah something over I think they built one wall and they're like they can get around so he's like let's just let's
00:05:09| do the other again minecraft it is so shelter becomes the number one reason okay then there's like privacy for when you're plowing your mmm dumb cave woman wife I mean relatively burn to us now
00:05:31| because well they could have been smart back then you don't really know it's not like they'd be on the same plane but they could it's a good point I was I was actually making the joke that all cave
00:05:41| people were dumb not women or men I was pretending to be sexist I don't they won't caught that but you do raise an interesting point we don't know how smart but people are they could have
00:05:51| been incredibly smart for for the age like that you play you probably be a dumbass they'd be like catching fish out of a river with their bare hands I need to be like what Helens this if you'd be
00:06:01| starving and they'd just be laughing look at this idiot good only because there's different we qualify quantify intelligence differently than they would like obviously at our test they be bad
00:06:11| at them yeah but this idiot doesn't know algebra but he can build his own yeah crappy wall I don't nothing with no tools that's pretty impressive I bet he could be in the middle forest in like
00:06:24| you can hear a little sound and know exactly what it is and where it's coming from and it's a kind of intelligence so what we're talking at here is building the builder of the group um architect a
00:06:38| little bit is that like the first architects yeah I you can tell there's a plan to these buildings like the ancient building system so method what what even drives an architect I can't even add
00:06:50| them that cuz I'm not on the anti architect I just live in places I don't ever have desire to furnish build or make a home mind it's not in my DNA it really isn't I get there in the sleep
00:07:02| you get this kind of surprised me because we had an episode on luxury and like winning a lottery and then for me it's like I want to design them complex and like figure out like the optimal
00:07:11| whatever's like how you would interact with what you're using so it's all about for me interacting with the tool or a function which happens to be a house and like easiest path from A to B to C and
00:07:24| how you would use all those things in a different like wait not to change subject did you um you designed the house you live in now I built it you had it right below you didn't build it you
00:07:36| had it built look you might anyway yeah what can I do you a lot of money but I didn't have did you but I mean did you I selected the optimal choices for what I thought my lifestyle would be was it um
00:07:51| here's your options what do you want is it um pretty plan you can do whatever you want pay us is it has like maybe dozen options that you can select to improve
00:08:02| em and some of them are really expensive so a lot of what I tried to actually cut and anything that was like reasonably priced when you're building a house they actually tack on like maybe two or three
00:08:13| times the cost of whatever it is and then do they why because we don't you well think of this though couldn't wouldn't it cost to redo them like do you know what I mean
00:08:25| so let's say you get option A because b is the one you're really wanted but it was three times as much C bought a and then you're like okay well as soon as I get in my house I'm gonna redo it anyway
00:08:36| we redo the wiring or gonna read break down this wall isn't gonna cost you the same anyway so you cuz you like my new views isn't building back the carpet we picked the cheapest carpet because half
00:08:46| of it we knew we're gonna rip up and put tile down the tile was like four times as expensive as what we put down but you couldn't select the tile originally I'm just curious but the cost of the tile
00:08:57| would be folded in the house and then they tax you on the house so you're paying no you're paying the interest is what you're talking about yeah you're paying more and then being taxed on it
00:09:09| paying more was it actually more it literally was more yeah okay well I never bought a house and never built what did something like that so you really if you can do it better yourself
00:09:20| or through a contractor or whoever and you were just like yeah I want a interest on it you know the housing market okay the base stuff is so let's so it's like this is all make sense
00:09:30| we'll come back to this so let's rewind a little bit architects want to build or want to shelter themselves or they want to see something that they can say my own lives
00:09:42| my sister's is like my brother-in-law both architects okay they have a passion for figuring out like how people lived and then the things that persisted this is almost like our previous episode
00:09:55| that's why it's funny it ties into work so they have a path we also want them to make something that lasts longer than a meal or lasts longer than a beer or lasts longer than a it lasts
00:10:09| bit less fair are like efficiency likely design lead is uh well wouldn't even go with efficiency le de le EDD think it's a like a green building uses less power
00:10:21| than most it's like good green isolation when you call it insulation you've got so you lose less to the Marquis old yeah yeah okay carbon emissions it's also like the
00:10:35| materials you use like it's it's changing and the way you use them is like an efficient way of distributing like the strength of a building like certain times you can build it in a
00:10:46| certain way to save materials and be just as spacious and strong as in another building that is wasteful thrifty mm-hmm that's your favorite work for that value all about value all about
00:10:58| value per square foot so let's rewind a little bit we did talk about the first builders what drives builders would obviously becomes the like kind of the number one choice right off the bat so
00:11:10| this is kind of interesting from like a war perspective so like China they didn't really have a Navy China China China China the country China yep because they didn't have any trees like
00:11:25| they didn't have they had very little trees enough right per person they had I've had a navy at a time but not for a long time like they had a little in beginning so like versus like Britain
00:11:36| who had a lot of lot of trees that he very much so you may be one of the greatest navies yeah that's right yeah and it was kind of an interesting thing that I forget who it was there was a guy
00:11:48| that recognized the value of trees and he went along the countryside like Johnny Appleseed seed planting I think it was Oaks like whatever they use for their ships they oak centimetric I could
00:12:04| be wrong but he was landing like generations ahead so that they would have ships and be able to build a navy a fleet they could protect their Island hmm
00:12:17| we'll see Chinese is that why you brought that up no cuz um like China has a problem so they liquid it they can't sustain the wood the need for wood yeah would you say there's the Chinese
00:12:30| need wood and someone has to give it to them yes I would say that you would wouldn't you but like their structures are mostly concrete so like China when they're in their ace they're in the
00:12:46| midst of a boom they're using up concrete at a massive scale because they don't have natural resources or what is put is concrete again stone and log into men yeah
00:12:59| where is cement a concrete mix I think it's cement and stone and water aggregate rocks and ER granite rock and a cement cool so then what is in it it's a binding agent can you make anything
00:13:19| out of it I don't know that I could define as a net in a way that will make us happy on this podcast it's not really a thing because he's like so many countries on anything we walk on is um
00:13:38| concrete essentially I think so well what about when assigns is wet cement is that just cement or is that really concrete they're just calling it to MIT so I'm getting real deep here this so
00:13:50| that Google saves us here although terms the term cement and concrete often are used interchangeably cement is a ingredient concrete which I mentioned already I cried actually the one who
00:14:00| brought it up but let's be bloody washer I understand we can rewind people at home no you're not what you mentioned it concrete is basically a mixture in one a
00:14:08| greasy face it first includes cement so China using up all of their tree honestly didn't have natural building materials so they'll they'll use up more concrete than like any other nation when
00:14:20| they're expanding god bless them there's a lot of people there they're saying I think less estimate error was 1 million people live in China that's more than a thousand anyway keep
00:14:32| going yeah or they're so like it's becoming a like a sought after resources for the like them so they're actually going in like the Amazon and like providing Brazil with flight materials
00:14:45| so that they can strip the Amazon the greatest rainforest on earth F deforestation but we've always hated the Chinese here on this podcast haven't we yeah I think maybe and what do you say
00:15:00| me just you really yeah I think I think there are great people that is a bit practice but this also comes with overpopulation people the need for resources consumerism exactly so the
00:15:17| first one and the most logical one is wood for various reasons though wood floats you touched on earlier that's wild isn't it yeah if it's really wild concrete does that float you make any
00:15:30| concrete boats you can can you that was one of the challenges in the engineering college I went to is that you build a boat out of concrete and then you say what do you have to do fill it with
00:15:41| something I think they use like the lightest concrete possible and then what there has to be another easy question there are all at like aspect to it too like gaming it's play it's flat it on
00:15:55| the other way it's flared out east out wait is okay the next that's the distribution percent distribution of weight that's correct glad I knew what I was talking about but
00:16:04| you knew the proper term oh that's okay it's almost like you deserve more money than me in your career because you know the terms I know nothing but I can talk us to mean storm
00:16:15| and make a bunch of money listen back so but it comes to like materials like strength of materials like wood is one of those like fibrous materials that's was actually a living thing so it's kind
00:16:32| of an interesting like form of strength I think if you had like recently I pulled up a shrub I mentioned this last episode badly living breathing wood was son-of-a-bitch to pull up
00:16:43| actually really tough hard when it's a living thing it's come together a weird way of tenuous its tendinous it slice back send you e yeah almost like it didn't went on I gather yeah
00:17:01| aren't you glad that you're the dominant I guess organism on this planet imagine if you were in one place thoroughly if I was would for a tree life would pass differently for me yeah you probably
00:17:16| wouldn't have gotten on a dirt bike and hurt yourself fewer would I don't know trees are doing weird [ __ ] now oh I see a tree get on a dirt bike oh my god you just remind me what I did what's the
00:17:30| statute of limitations of destruction of property probably years hell any I would throw three out there like so 10 is fine all right me and my boys got really drunk at a certain school and we um they
00:17:48| were building a new area on campus and the only thing I remember is we were really drunk and we hardly ever did this that was a drinking hit said we picked up saplings that they had planted and
00:18:00| picked him up and threw him Oh woah it's a statute of limitations we didn't do this I was doing um it depends on the state that you're in mostly six you know anyway anyway we
00:18:15| threw those saplings and we're far as we could and we were laughing and we're really drinking having a good old time we picked up trees and through them and ruin them so that's an interesting thing
00:18:27| that you bring up because a tree what if the sapling it's not worth that much but a tree that has been planted years ago since trees can last hundreds of years like how much do you think that's worth
00:18:40| because you can't recreate the tree that was their image you can't recreate age no there was a person that was sued and they lost reasoning the tree well there is that was there's a no Phoebe judge
00:18:55| she listens guess everyone check it out she loves our podcast the most Cabrales relevant was donating to save the tree he's one of the key figures or something
00:19:05| yeah I think he was and that's weird he had really large ears everyone else that was the big joke right as we were kids yeah that was when we first came of age I think we've started
00:19:16| to listen to the politics and stuff it was big ear Ross Perot that's someone poisoned the tree and then the value of the tree it was like the centerpiece of that College it was how look man I don't
00:19:28| know if it was a college it might have been either way they um either way they paid exorbitant amounts to all these doctorates professors treaty professionals like all these
00:19:39| people to come out and check on the health of the tree and try to fix it oh he found that it was a college Albright Harbor and treat it was all burn but it was an Alabama fan over who poisoned it
00:19:50| damn really yeah one one eighty what we're saying oh god that's gonna annoy me so much so the value 140 is actually ridiculous like someone destroyed a single tree and
00:20:04| it costs him six hundred thousand dollars what six hundred thousand dollars for one tree what tree it was somebody's it was on someone's property and they chopped it down and then
00:20:14| because of its age exercise eat at value there's actually laws on the books that say like in Oregon not the wings okay yeah there's like a noise value there's a base of you for this type of tree
00:20:26| we're gone organ and then we're gone or if I said yeah Oregon organ so there's actually a base cost unlike the the age of a tree the type of the tree the weight of the tree
00:20:37| so if you destroy a tree in in certain states there's actually Arbor laws that say a tree boss holy multiple gifts awesome it's like two or three times more than the standard in other states
00:20:50| damn so if you chop to have multiple trees in other people's properties I bet you could be paying like millions of dollars in restitution like you can't take a tree and plant it there because
00:21:02| that would cost an equal amount that's ridiculous and it's expensive so I got drunk four years ago mm-hm and but the best rated axe on Amazon oh yeah I mean
00:21:16| Willie like I'm trying out when I first got it yeah act swingin Max is hard to actually chop down a tree takes forever Oh a tree holy crap - oh I D I've never done a
00:21:26| tree but I was going to say I finally got to use it on this damn truck beating Li but I was axe and the business out of it you thought you were tough in the beginning and then towards the middle
00:21:35| you're all [ __ ] no no I I mean everyone look at me whatever tied the tree to is axial and drove then I drove off yeah but what I'm getting at is I actually think I could
00:21:54| chop down a tree hmm it would take me so long my god I can't imagine that yeah hey they're tough and B the axe isn't huge it was a $50 axis value that's yeah a $300 piece so is one
00:22:14| of them with that yeah I don't know where you're going that either but the spected energy real like strength of wood is surprising same thing with the strength of like bone like really yeah
00:22:25| like an organic material I think the compressive strength of bone is very hot asset strength so it's like if you're trying to like push something in on itself it's very strong
00:22:39| compression what I wasn't anything this great white every time I check on it oh yeah it does I hope so lean on that field understands how you're ignoring them and me I'm not ignoring it I was
00:22:59| checking on the score of the game it's the playoffs baby and it's swish time this could be released like a year after they win the championship I give me why they can be watching a championship run
00:23:11| mmm life me so if you didn't have wood what would you be building with what would your house look like he's bright brick so that's like a clay putting the furnace with it but actually
00:23:24| I was just about handset is that what happens with brick is a clay that's been choked on fire or is that something else oh I said mix of clay mm-hmm what's crazy is that we we use mortar right
00:23:40| between our bricks you know do you know there's a disorder called pike gun where you eat mortar or candles I thought that was toilet paper here to eat anything um not everything it's weird 12 people
00:23:53| might be on the list up something 8 things that you eat or drink or whatever brick is actually sand clay lime iron oxide and magnesia no [ __ ] or magnesium magnesium it's always magnesium so
00:24:10| that's interesting sand and clay hold on a second that's so weird yeah that's my thought I saw brick and if not I would build a house out of mud can you get it but don't mutter only
00:24:25| goes so high a wet an adobe you know nothing about construction I'm surprised there's certain topics where you just don't care no I'm not the top podcast topic just like in life you're like 100%
00:24:40| I agree with you a thousand percent I don't this is like democracy if there's people that just like yeah who cares and it's like people are dying maybe I got but you know you care about
00:24:56| the [ __ ] I'm talking about another episodes wait what you got high and mighty on Adobe's it I don't know again would okay I'm giving you your due and you are well way more versed in it way
00:25:13| more invested in it and you spend way more time thinking about it's only given till it's weird because I worried it like both of the same boat is that what you're worried about
00:25:22| vote mm-hmm in a democracy and how it if we if it the votes on what type of wood should we animal emanate from the earth be like it isn't Bunga boo Bunga hmm but it's it's one of those
00:25:38| thing I have a five string bass that's made from some exotic woods my friend see do you do appreciate wood the green ideal color I actually really do yeah the gray in the colour it's one of the
00:25:49| things that beats over here hold on yeah you know am I gonna play it this time Jesus Christ in I keep talking cuz I told you watch it's one of the things that surprisingly gets into our heads
00:26:01| because we like to see wood grains everywhere because it's so natural it's all around us and we don't even pay attention to it until the extra steps are looking oh it's a nice-looking bass
00:26:14| dude it's gorgeous but like some of the wood in here it's like they're lazy there's rosewood I think there's it's inlaid like beautifully there's like different woods and they make the sound
00:26:28| so rich beautiful nothing dude doesn't do changes the sound yes it does now does it do as much as it's worth in the cost maybe not no but not the pickup never mainly sure the pickups mainly I
00:26:44| agree with you 100% but I mean these guys do Oh Dan trying to play off the mirror it's like trying to ride a bike when the handles are reversed or a dirt bike when you know in
00:27:02| the hell and you go through a fence but whatever you like I like that you're not actually using any of the wood to make it sound though like the frets are metal the strings are metal the pickups are
00:27:11| metal magnets seem to is not no no I think the resident the resonation actually comes from the wood so the frets are actually just placeholders frets don't make any damn nose okay just
00:27:24| strings vibrate right the strings will vibrate on the wood so we all know that hybrid on wood I think they do look this is where the vibrating from this point on the bass the frequency comes from the
00:27:36| distance between whatever the hell the tuning head is and here right what is this support we get the distance but it doesn't create the vibration if you're in stock if you stick give me and
00:27:47| new stick because a different woman presented different vibration especially timbre you're not even touching on timbre my friend well what's different with timbre TI m bre look it up until
00:28:00| the world's no not the timberwolves my god I'm gonna send you good I don't know the definition that timbre I just know what timbre is you mean I always thinking I was thinking timbre like the
00:28:12| wood timber no what is the definition of timbre actually wooden beam or board used in a building of a house ship or other structure which is what we're talking about so we know that's not what
00:28:26| it is wait is that what shows up and yes it's grown for timber oh TI n bre yeah not to be confused with timber and music timber also there's a tone color or tone quality is the perceived sound quality
00:28:46| of a musical note sound or tone timbre distinguishes different types of sound production such as choir voices and music and instruments such as stringed instruments wind instruments and
00:28:56| percussive instruments it also enables listeners distinguish different instruments in the same category so it's what gives it as actual sound like it's sound color if that makes sense but the
00:29:07| temperatures gotta sleep the knower know the wood does that ship does know for God's sake same note with a clarinet that you can with a piano that you can with a bass right
00:29:22| all three instruments making the same sound the same note because it's all but only thing it's a frequency that note is a frequency we need like it can be the music real in ski with all three no no
00:29:35| I'm telling you all three can have the exact frequency so technically it's the exact note the thing that makes them different is the timbre it's the warmth of the sound the fact that it comes from
00:29:46| wood effect that it comes from air the fact that it's notes on a piano vibrating that makes it it gives it a different feel if that makes sense timber is feel and you get a different
00:29:59| feel from woods I'll give it to you for fruit get would you visit Stevie Ray Vaughan he had a guitar that was falling apart and maybe it was no it was Willie Nelson bully
00:30:10| Nelson had that special guitar that he would repair all what like repeatedly does it have a special sound to it you're the music expert that Willie Nelson's guitar I hope it's wrong hope
00:30:21| it's the wrong Ovid someone else nobody see Braden's out trigger is the name of this guitar hmm I think it's like how old is trigger kind of cool that he named it it was 1969 and summer of 69
00:30:45| trying to figure out he when he last play it played it oh I'm quiet here hmm it's not a very obvious load check my timber talk about brick you want to talk about come with it the house we put it
00:31:07| around yeah metal why we care in metals let's jump to metals who cares let's go to medal so they do brick what if they're awesome metal was neck ramming framing of the house can be wood or
00:31:20| metal depending where you are really yeah in certain states like termites and eat up the wood they'll make it out of metal instead make sense um what is metal I
00:31:33| don't even know just I don't even know either it's the pieces of the universe that have scattered of odd like the globe we just find these metal pieces everywhere and form what alloys so Nixon
00:31:47| yeah was it um yeah it was um iron was the first one and then we did iron with coke to make steel that makes age yeah we gonna just weaponry all over again are we in the last cloth I've never seen
00:32:02| a laughs cause that was incredible because I was like is he coffee or do you laughing you're like sorry but I mean technology is based on what we do for
00:32:15| killing other people or jerkiness you that's that's to the top three the other one is like what we piss into like urinal technology is pretty demanding right now oh yeah
00:32:29| up there having sex that's one of them in you kind of jerk off same idea and then um eating I feel like eating probably drives a lot of Technology yeah I'll give you those three thank you for
00:32:43| giving me those three you're welcome Nick so metals I don't know I don't know it's a big big category I don't I don't know what do you want to say about metals Nick what can you fit in your
00:32:57| mouth stainless steel I think most of our utensils really every single steel yeah most of our sinks are as well most undermount sinks so hung around think kind of goes underneath so you know have
00:33:11| that ugly lip front top mount sink oh my god the other thing that's important to notice of sinks is that as the gauge goes down number stainless steel gets stronger so in 18:8 stainless steel sink
00:33:22| garbage throw it out get it in the trash with it it's not bad 14 gauge Kohler make some nice 14 gauge stainless steel sink let me tell you that folks but you probably don't need it so 16 is probably
00:33:38| your sweet spot you're hitting the home run boom 16 gauge stainless steel sink go on Dan what were you saying I'm just thinking about but the usefulness of metals are that they're strong in
00:33:50| certain ways and very light so be valuable yeah it's pers technology that allows you to go farther cars trucks airplanes rockets you just need vehicles could you
00:34:04| name anything else I mean really household bridges thank you the Golden Gate Bridge yeah seventh wonder of the world at one point an eighth one or the really depends you
00:34:14| have to check previous episodes Eon panderers to find out that's fine mm-hmm oh my god it sounded like TJ McConnell scored I don't know I don't know that I had the volume on mud in my ear uh up by
00:34:34| even watch the games during the season you know that Coach we do a little bit of court is Amanda would what is the basketball court the hardwood yeah yeah I'm actually I have the game on the
00:34:50| lowest sound line possible uh-huh I can hear that squeak of the shoes that's something you don't get from anything else because squeak squeaks yes when they run with their sneakers cutting on
00:35:00| the floor the balance of the ball it's it's akin to the sound of ice skates cutting of the ice you know you don't can't recreate that sound it's true sir unique it's one of the beautiful unique
00:35:12| sounds of the sport I think both sports kind of have it basketball and hockey so I'm shut up basketball shadow hockey both playoffs happen at the same time so metals kind of thing yeah steel beams
00:35:31| melt at a certain temperature when jet fuel burns what happened on 9/11 was that a certain plane flew into it and it couldn't have melted the steel beams and collapse the building building 12
00:35:42| checked all your records check everything extra there was a some sort of conspiracy going on where the government didn't know exactly what was going on or they deed because I think
00:35:54| building 12 was set to blow from the inside because there's no way jet fuel burns at the right temperature to melt steel beams okay I don't know that's the government
00:36:13| conspiracies that they put explosives inside the building so they could destroy the building as part of the plan only reason I don't believe in conspiracy theories is like Lex it's
00:36:22| hard it's way too complex and there's like does the conspiracy theory people have like a company they probably go do they have an HR department they probably do because everyone has to have an HR so
00:36:33| is a thr emailing everyone do they accidentally email the wrong person is there one person who got too many emails or someone wasn't included in the email is there like someone had to sign off
00:36:43| twice like did they accidentally put the wrong explosives in the building because they weren't reading the second email that was a correction it's like don't like god there's so much going on and
00:36:52| it's like wait they get everything right perfectly yeah that's not America that's not bureaucracy I'm trying to no way so George Carlin you he had a um comedy special on September 9th and September
00:37:14| yeah guess what the name of the special was America know the time York the title literally is ours I kind of like it when a lot of people die yeah I mean that's it he recorded it the day before and
00:37:33| then September 11th happened he's like [ __ ] so he pulled that as soon as possible I mean should he have so he literally did it not knowing that make it acceptable it's comedy
00:37:53| so comedy is already supposed to be on the edge of like spoof yeah funny don't take it seriously yeah anyway steel when I think with the alloy steel really changed the game I think steel was the
00:38:07| number one proponent of change in manufacturing I'm partially uh exactly I think it has to do with my height but you can build on your automobile yes and our yeah
00:38:19| right because of the weight we can feel weight way less than iron and it was stronger and more malleable yeah it's insane that we have skyscrapers today that are Gino who came up with um was a
00:38:32| steel was a Carnegie was it Carnegie quite well someone did iron plus coke like I feel like the people who are super wealthy had all the materials so they could be like let's just mix a
00:38:44| bunch of [ __ ] together and then they finally get it well no I feel like they had people who were doing it and they just took credit for so this guy Henry Bessemer who holy [ __ ] that's actually
00:38:56| that's weird I haven't heard that name in 15 years and it just clicked on me when you said that name just inventor an engineer for manufacturing steel inexpensively in 1856 mmm-more converter
00:39:09| and he was knighted he's Sir Henry Bessemer can you imagine them like brienne game of throw - that was that was hard touching I'm gonna do this you tried for the longest time I
00:39:25| thought I derailed all our episodes but today I think it's you oh yeah yeah I really yeah I had to make it more interesting Nick kind of made that people really loved us mm-hmm oh hey
00:39:40| Olaf is already by episode 159 we're screwed I'm Brienne of Tarth yeah is it 112 yep honestly I feel like I'm doing episodes like this is like 800 it feels like work
00:39:53| yeah it's a lot when you thought so recently as opposed to your research today it's very good thank you yeah thanks steel great amazing something that really revolutionize the game you
00:40:10| know what's even more revolutionary and crazy and not as strong as steel no plastic ah oil-based materials this kind of bizarre because you probably know petroleum-based for all say the audience
00:40:24| it's the more true term for someone who researched a little more than you but [Laughter] are they yeah yeah I will give you yeah damn [ __ ]
00:40:45| Sixers win okay we're going to Game seven this could be a sad episode later that's a lie tastic how much do they win by like seventeen okay now you can stop watching it and I shut it off okay I did
00:40:59| I turned it off no how you might the gameplay errol liam is a broader broader spectrum of oil products right can you here's a real question could use your ol with everything petroleum-based cuz I
00:41:14| jerk off with it KY jelly it's roll iam jelly correct this is a question for science I'm not asking you personally I'm just asking for science could I
00:41:26| hmm hell yeah like anything petroleum-based because I have hope anything precise petroleum based is how many my petroleum comes in like a crystal vial that you get from the
00:41:43| ground and it's like kind of like a magic stuff that you can turn into either oil or perfume it is one of the things that like you have this barrel of like gross oil and then like all these
00:41:55| products come out the other side they're like plastic water bottles you get like microfibers and then you really okay can I do with it like I don't mean yes you can Nick
00:42:11| awesome sweet so plastic I think is the most important building the most revolutionary of our time because everything honey it's even lighter than steel now it's also weaker than steel
00:42:29| with the point being that much lighter it doesn't matter what's up no I was trying to look for pictures of petroleum and there's a model covered in hell yeah what can only
00:42:43| be it looks like she got in an oil spill and she's trying to act sexy with it speak her mind let her speak her mind you mentioned my youtube career took off from that so that's hella me really we
00:43:02| both sing at the exact same time say speaking I mean I just want to hear how it sounds playing back yeah so if we know we're good yeah no that might be good it sounded pretty good I mean it
00:43:15| must have really who knows so yeah we get a bunch of [ __ ] and from oil do you know where there's a little naturally occurring almost everywhere mostly in Arab states then you need to declare war
00:43:41| on them or just put our people there and get oil yeah a pair of my expert will say that but we also have there so it's like the cost of extracting the oil too because their oil just is like easy to
00:43:55| suck out of the ground so can I tell everyone I thought your daughter cocaine reference I was gonna do mosaic reference oh it was very easy to sniff out of the ground
00:44:09| yeah so it's a cost like but Canada and United States actually have like shale oils so it's it's harder to get to but we have an immense amount of it so once the costs makes sense of going
00:44:23| after it we're gonna be in a pretty good position for that we're gonna be oil Kings in a hundred years new beer sounds well I hope not look like it's poor ants to learn how to
00:44:37| do things the hard way hey wait for our place to be so rich they can make up a religion and then enforce it other people it's untanned or so religion you could
00:44:54| definitely not show this clip right here he made them they were like oh the UM banners and we're doing a joke about the religion of the ambassadors now ridiculous anything well I also think
00:45:03| that like since we use it as a fuel for everything that the byproducts are necessary to create something from so like if you didn't create stuff out of the byproducts of making gasoline we'd
00:45:14| be like wasting and yeah yeah we'd have fooling the workers yeah so like people like probably had to figure out a way to make byproducts work for us you can make a byproduct of everything make it by
00:45:27| practive garbage so burning garbage free that does exist I know we've actually touchless in the garbage episode but but it's expensive I feel like we have to get the garbage up
00:45:41| to a certain heat yeah and you have to it's very precarious because the value you can get from it is like right on the cost of like procuring burning it mm-hmm but in the future when we run out of all
00:45:54| the raw materials that were asked out on the earth all the resources will probably be like [ __ ] we have to do it go to the Amazon it cut down all the guys hit they got everything here's my
00:46:03| friend here's my thing you want to do this episode because you love wood right yeah the grain of wood is well I think we missed something because any weight at all didn't even touch one one at all
00:46:16| and I want you to touch as much wood as you can touching it right now this party yeah I have a wooden desk it's one of the things that you are I mean I have always had like a certain wood grain
00:46:29| around me I don't know that yeah wood wood fetish I know yeah go ahead go into it I don't let your wood finish loose I really have no idea you've never gonna come taking a dump and like stared at
00:46:40| like a fake door that's like you know pressed paper mesh the carbon this is gonna seem weird you have in my old house in Northeast Philly the basement door had wood grain in it
00:46:53| and one of the wood grains look like Viggo the bad guy from ghostbusters so huh so the painting a painting it's like a Rorschach test
00:47:04| no no way to look like him like there's no what was kind of like him like if anyone saw they'd be like he said the girl from Ghostbusters - there's a really tiny mouth giant I mean you know
00:47:18| is this big though he did have a big fart there the noggin like I but it was a living thing he said something like that but it's a living thing that like it's crazy to think that
00:47:32| this is gonna provide me like it provided me with as a desk for it was my desk for it still is my desk for like 15 years and like it had to be like grown and pieced together by something that
00:47:45| was living if we didn't have this like if we didn't have trees what would this desk be made out of plastic that would be steel concrete brick they all sound awful and that's all they do they do it
00:47:59| it's so brings me into Brennan Marvel actually sure it works no courses may mate okay well sound talk about courts then all right so I'm gonna break it down cuz I
00:48:15| as it is for every customer walks into my store used to okay so me uh a marble most when you tell me I wanna upgrade spend a lot of money unique I'm tired of looking at the same stuff so what is up
00:48:28| the dark side is I had something called marble marble is very porous it will stain if you look at it the wrong way we do know how to offer warranties man marble starts at level six
00:48:39| okay levels are just priced don't worry about it level six I can do a fifty square feet for like five grand but keep in mind I don't know for warranty this is gonna stain it's very porous if you
00:48:52| put stuff on it it will test you it's soft okay it's beautiful it's white and his gray veins are blooming last a long time it was not it will wear terribly while you
00:49:04| wear terribly but it's beautiful it's the most beautiful substance on Earth so store banged-up value is inverse exactly with one brand at least right next up I have courtside court size a
00:49:17| natural stone its limestone that's been reclassified folks say it with a greedy calcified its shiny [ __ ] it looks like crystals and we can't do certain edges to it you want an ogee
00:49:30| edge we can't do it dude it's like a geode hudes a funny word does that set me up yeah yeah it looks like the crystals in a geode sure looks like but it can't be made that way because it
00:49:44| physically isn't possible it's just a rasterized something carbon it's wood in relation collapsed limestone we didn't get it as limestone carbon I think limestone is old shellfish Oh fish right
00:49:57| well everything is old shellfish carbon anyway um where's the stain disease Laurel quartz site it's a natural stone it's beautiful but those TV duh we're talking it's not a real popular one
00:50:14| no one ever owned once oh my god in forgotten already no I just forget the one that everyone wants Granite's very white no no the the
00:50:27| quartzite everyone wants extra sparkle no stop god that's fine so next step up is granite granite comes it's igneous rock strong it has various colors represented throughout it okay we
00:50:45| got dark we got light we got light we got dark a lot chaos we all emotion we got a lot going on I do not have a white granite if you come into my shop and you want to see a white granite with waves
00:50:57| that look like marble go F yourself you're probably a white lady and like them in your 40s and you think you're gonna find a level wonderful in it oh my god they're the worst people in the
00:51:08| world Mellie let's just check the Granite's and I know what you're looking for you're not gonna find it in granite granite has movement granite has chaos granite has different elements but
00:51:19| granite is beautiful okay natural occurring stone still porous but not as porous as marble again gorgeous natural stone it's ah makes me get hard just thinking about it
00:51:33| this was your real pitch last one oh I hom will say these exact things super hard last one is quartz quartz is a man-made product ninety percent stone 10 percent resins and polymers of make it
00:51:45| impervious to staining random on impermanence not impervious you leave bread wine on it for three days it will stain in but much better we offer one fees quartz that's man-made it always
00:51:58| looks the same every time to get it in okay I don't have them all in because there's five companies we deal with then slabs do you think I have 250 slabs I don't this save you the trouble
00:52:13| quartz looks the same every time it's man-made might it look manufactured in 5-10 years probably [ __ ] it's probably gonna look fake as hell in 10 years okay granite
00:52:25| which might not be as hot right now always a beautiful because it's naturally occurring takes thousands of years to make in the earth boom I don't care if it doesn't look white with white
00:52:36| veins and all your stupid [ __ ] it's a naturally occurring stone thank you granite getting some granite folks you soak Orion to know we step stone quarry cuz it was of Koreans like
00:52:50| impervious I'm like yeah you can like chop nuclear waste on a Corian countertop and it won't give you cancer yet people don't give a [ __ ] about that cuz it looks like way yeah does like
00:53:03| ugly it looks David oh it's it's a look thing yeah and the value to something is how rare and unique it is because you want to be the snowflake right so hold on that's so weird that you say that so
00:53:15| my grants I have a level 1 granite level dollars a square foot to 318 dollars a square foot okay the thing that brought that drives that price is rarity my favorite level 20
00:53:34| blue bahia granite it's blue it's naturally occurring and it has dark blue veins blue bahia bah AAA i was thinking about the lapis so gooey lapis lazuli was although i call it whatever you want
00:53:53| perhaps however the hell you want so what happens with these natural occurring materials is the rarity they paints a price so it's not necessarily how strong it is how good it holds up
00:54:05| how awesome is a building it's just this is how rare are the substances said spell it again blue Lou and then fought here bah IA ah like that it's all my favorite
00:54:25| stones we sold car reminds me of my guitar Oh I mean it's trying to do a humble brag it's old dusty little dusty it's okay [Music]
00:54:48| he's gonna play a little bit thick so that that leads us into carbon younggook touch of carbon carbon dating Carly it's like the most important part of living yeah of life I'm speaking with her just
00:55:02| to end this don't look for granite or quartz that looks like marble you're a dumbass don't expect to spend the cheapest price to get something that looks awesome don't
00:55:17| waste my time and Segre night when it's granite and lastly gets the natural coloration try and do it that's nature took thousands ears mate friggin buy it okay
00:55:33| use promo code um okay um pump your mom [Applause] it's gonna say some really bad words III stopped nice tie I would have liked it but I know the universe would come down
00:55:52| and pretty hard what is going on your back it is raining like a bastard outside that's rain little crap I thought people were shoveling snow it's really crap
00:56:05| it's impressive so if carbon is carbon is essential for life forearms are life for many life forms we touched on this in an episode with a bio major yeah that's her name
00:56:18| Randy register I forget her name anyway Suze Suze OS is you think does that one do you think you should single okay I think so so the carbon ISM the only stat I have
00:56:36| on carbon is carbon made up of everything has carbon living organisms I think every single living organism s carbon is it valence shell - - right it's like I can balance shows all the
00:56:48| way folders don't know that it means anything to anybody else but it's I mean [Music] you're going to help stay in basket yeah it's got strength of the bonds that
00:57:01| carbon creates and the variety of bonds that it can make that makes carbon so essential for mixing and matching and making even being carbons the most important material it bonds with water
00:57:12| it bonds with this it bonds with this it bonds with pretty much everything it needs two electrons folks yeah you got two electrons you want to dance with Wendy ants with the devil at night you
00:57:22| can f with some Cara tree seriously that's why carbons one of the most popular building blocks of life they say correct the building blocks are like the timber of life and carbon
00:57:33| surprising different technically is wood all right because what is made of carbon I think it is but I'm not I mean you better check that one because I have no idea well I'm just going with you
00:57:47| sure 50% carbon mmm mostly carbon steel err carbon capture they say the Amazon rainforest is like they thought it was carbon capture like as you're burning the wood you're
00:58:03| releasing carbon causing climate change all sorts of awful things so that's why I think even like your stones like they say like can you condense carbon into a stone like that would be pretty sweet if
00:58:16| you could have like carbon countertops is that such a thing wait Dam is above my pay grade folks this I think you should open up a store selling carbon this is a thing
00:58:28| actually I should do kind of Creek countertops I think where's that cement and I'm not sure carbon fiber yeah he and I both like this is gonna be dated in 10 years carve
00:58:46| his deal I think we've seen these before anyway um the where we're gonna go oh so like building all of the stuff that we like the stuff that we build it's a possession but we build a house to house
00:59:02| our possessions everything as Americans possession to hold our possession yeah but you know how many square feet your house is look do you have a ballpark estimate how many rooms it has can you
00:59:15| count the rooms do you have I'm just under an acre square um a lot lot size property right it's like split-level you can't count the rooms I'm telling them now basement
00:59:37| computer so I have like 2,500 square feet in my house and honestly like 2,100 I have no idea I made that out of space done I've never been to your house it's now weird even over into my house oh
00:59:52| yeah there yeah so bizarre you already you wouldn't have seen all the stuff I build out of wood so I have like the whole point of this episode is wood and you didn't get into a now what you build
01:00:05| with wood so don't you do like woodworking entertainment yeah I'm built an entertainment cabinet oh yeah customized it to fit exactly what I wanted in like two computers you
01:00:15| have like the you know media center stuff in the middle and then you have all the old media DVDs that no longer needed I'd like a tray that slid out I made that myself
01:00:26| I also made like a little booth thing I made cabinets and all sorts of stuff woodworking is one of those weird things that's very relaxing but also needs it gets in your hands like literally like
01:00:39| it dries your hands out and then it gets like you're supposed to wear a mask because it can kill you like if you get too much wood fiber and pulp and dust in your nose like it will cause been you
01:00:50| will never ride a dirt bike I have in the past minibike quads and rotor quad you know the quiet is the fort you know but have you ridden one no I probably could I mean third wait are
01:01:06| you I don't know I don't know for you I took the harder one and both my legs to do it I mean I could do the easier one probably yeah hmm so there's no there's a passion to it I think you know blanks
01:01:24| building is a source of pride you to a point where there's more functional though there like if you can't build it to be functional and beautiful here's like that I don't need to do that it's a
01:01:35| waste of time we didn't even talk about Ikea like the engineering of Bill things like the base functionality that's provided with the cheapest cost but no once that guy has a really
01:01:47| opening gonna not a dick pic so it wasn't a big thing it's like GME IKEA furniture if there's side tables and there's a long coffee table a bookcase it was a bookcase and Ollie so Billy
01:02:13| what a billy bookcase it's the biggest seller of bookcases ever in the world from the world are you basing this one fact I feel like you're just kind of basing it on ideas brochure
01:02:29| god damnit we hit basing on IKEA virtual you're still missing the point I wanted you to get hard or like get weird about like wood grains and never like handle our green before and like thought like
01:02:49| this is the the snowflake not only there's no way that like anyone could recreate a wood grain exactly it's like a finger ram what you know why starting what happened how to look the same if
01:03:04| you're a serial killer who's just about to say no but this is like how I think I'll find job it's a normal back friends but that's a loudest this allowed to ever hurt yeah but
01:03:23| each stone this episode ever you knew it was comin yeah but it's enjoyable mr. Phelps it's enjoyable to me as well but like the IKEA bookcases aren't like wood pulp glued together
01:03:41| it's exactly like your countertop that's like Corian or the other [ __ ] quartz yeah so like you they're only made probably not engineered to be a certain thing
01:03:51| it's like engineered wood it's like layers of wood plywood the building material is layers of wood put together soft wood balsa row soft like fake wood engineered wood soft and there's no
01:04:11| listen I would it's not plywood it's um balsa no idea you have to give me a scenario context it's a wood soft so softer than knowledge all in it it's like some bookcases some
01:04:36| in the rain all right look kind of go towards our wrapping enough I want to do positions that's so like we built these giant houses so that we could house all our possessions our drum kits our
01:04:50| guitars our computers our bases our doors like if you lived without possessions do you think you'd be happy to be like essentially a Buddhist like you'd give up all your possessions would
01:05:05| you be every father you'd be fine you'd be fine not having computer a phone what would you do all day you find our inner Zen you're not necessarily I'd find something to do I get really good
01:05:22| at building caves I get really good at doing my wife like there's things you can do masteries don't have other oh you can be really good at masturbating can you imagine you're the best masturbator
01:05:35| in the world on track keep in mind yeah I mean there is someone out there who's the world's best masturbator right no do not Google world's best masturbator that God yeah long distance or going isn't it
01:05:53| big so longest orgasm and mammals is one of the domestic Pig so scrubbing I'm I am and I'm good and that's domesticus on average and orgasm lasts 30 min excellent and can last as
01:06:04| long as 90 minutes I'm jealous of a pig for once 90 minute orgasm no what you said about your wife earlier that's I'm jealous of a pig and then I clicked on something else
01:06:26| okay did you get it it wasn't ping sex-linked thank you this yeah soos krauser weight was er nice on the podcast no I just won no there was I didn't ask give me a clip
01:06:42| Don I'm gonna no no no no okay okay definitely not now wait do you want to hear the funniest thing I heard today what does it have to do with hot dogs no is a different podcast hot hot dog what
01:07:04| and I know I hate them oh yeah imagine if you know like an eight-year-old making a pamphlet for their mom or Mother's Day which is coming up or when this is released it
01:07:21| might be next Mother's Day so I'll get right off and it's like hey freak neck rub free back massage free kisses free hugs and it's like the kids writing on a coupon
01:07:33| mom you know yeah whatever the DAGs the whole Buffs one in a they give well no no no it's just they give it to the parent right like for the holiday parent doesn't care it it's lost in their
01:07:46| possession and a neighborhood pedophile picks it up brings it up to a house he says I'm here for my free neck massage from their son and someone's like this is disgusting you can't be in here - sir
01:08:06| get out get out sir and then he brings it back or orange eyes and I just was like I'm sorry it's legally binding and in front of the parents this eight-year-old has to hug
01:08:20| and kiss a stranger who is like anyway they made they made a joke that other pedophiles in the area might start counterfeiting his Koopa okay so there's someone who's an expert with an eyeglass
01:08:46| that's like check these things both s1 is handwriting this is someone else this is somewhere else this is a counterfeit he does not have a hug this stranger but it's actually someone
01:08:58| else's hugs and kisses Ojeda files each other's scatter heads but either way I thought that was the best bit is good ugly weeks and I was like Billy you're gonna have to kiss
01:09:19| this man cuz you made a promise dad I don't wanna you made a promise okay so folks if you're tuning in just right now are you fast forward to this moment somehow we talked about would
01:10:09| great building me to that all steel a plastic all these things we built with granite granite quartzite the quartz don't do it don't please Oh
01:10:24| white granite in fact go to camp Russian ask for white granite so you want to toriel familia for two hours I'd like to waste the salesman's time how much will that cost nothing huh for
01:10:40| old one agent word ROM there were um designers good cousin replace oh they mix and match everything and then they go okay thank you all I don't need any that did you hear that I heard like a
01:10:56| weird mouse noise yeah it's my kids piano but I don't know why I just set off suddenly salient source of Chucky we're dead their designers that's someone who charges an a couple or a
01:11:13| person like forty dollars an hour yeah way more money than eighty dollars an hour on your plane hour and says we have to find the right fit they would come to our shop they don't care who
01:11:25| their sales rep is and they just went toward the slab yard cuz we the biggest one in the East Coast let him back there all by themselves oh it doesn't matter who they're they
01:11:34| could waste your time or nobody's time for two hours not pick anything and then leave so that the designer charts our client like 300 bucks for that day and me I get to walk them around and tell
01:11:50| them about the levels in the prices and for me that's enjoyable to see all the variety of stuff that could be in my house I don't know why so great that orders only all for like some people
01:12:02| don't give a [ __ ] but they pay a lot of money to have it it just doesn't make any sense a just give the cheapest [ __ ] possible no not the cheapest [ __ ] is horrible like an accordion level level 3
01:12:14| and above okay I'm gonna level 3 is where things start obeying up I'm gonna set up shop right outside trying to sell Corian this shit's ugly what is durable cheaper
01:12:26| good [Music] screaming anyway folks we touched on how are you good carbon all the building universe builder
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