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00:00:01| hey folks I'm Nick he's Dan worthy I'm banders and today we're going to rob a bank [Music] [Laughter]
00:00:20| so I'm Dan and I'm Nick folks we're old friends dissecting one topic at a time people technology media we've got it all covered each discussion here is a deep dive into our unique perspective taboo
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00:01:15| whoo oh boy right off the bat welcome one welcome all join us I'm in a couple drinks tonight Meaghan trying to drink with that neckerchief on your face mmm this is a
00:01:31| difficult difficult task good word drop it is a neckerchief mm-hmm um if I wore a neckerchief into a bank you know what they'd say take that off please sir I have to make
00:01:45| a real big decision there where should I take it off a nice slow pause you can't reach for anything near your waist or your garments work you had any of this right there sighs illegal once you do
00:02:04| that that's illegal yeah you're threatening them if you have you officially become threatening now what if I wrote on that piece of paper hey babe like me oh I'm not sure what if
00:02:22| it's a question it's like would you like to give me money Oh question huh what does that put the blame on the cashier then the teller like to tell her she wanted to give me the money I don't lie
00:02:37| didn't ask for it and you find him attractive it was so weird objection objection would you like to him after the trial [Laughter]
00:02:55| so bank robberies and heists and bets and burgles and arson ease and robbery are all part of our everyday lives folks mm-hmm especially here on the on
00:03:12| panners channel we teach you how to rob a I don't even think it's gonna be a Kabang core convenience store yeah I don't think we can say that can your own safe figure it out
00:03:27| strike two yeah write it down a piece of paper because you're gonna forget it do they still do that the last movie to even use the safe motif was on Bad Santa I feel like right when he's the most
00:03:39| famous safecracker but I feel like that was kind of a lazy narrative too like I've seen so many different ways in movies to break his safe then I think it's become very trite it's a little bit
00:03:51| of a try favorite is still die hard which is the dude exit Merry Christmas oh yeah they do that it's like things spinning and unlocking all at the same time yeah old-school hacking is
00:04:05| hilarious in the movies I don't know why I say would have that many visual cues to it about any of these things so you're telling me that someone made a visual interface for when you're
00:04:19| destroying their spend time like you're gonna break my program this is gonna I'm gonna have this happen and then this will happen and then these things will spin it will say code crap anyway I
00:04:36| digress yeah yeah it would be badass to make it that wouldn't it it would be sweet to see your program work what if you programming all that in as he was Christ
00:04:47| let me there like years hold on a second I need to finish this detail this graphic isn't perfect yet I got to change my bed's mm-hmm break down the difference I was going to UM no I got
00:05:06| nervous because I just realized I forget which one was which so larceny is the weirdest one it never happens in fact um in 2016 I'll get back to the stat there was total of like two
00:05:18| instances of larceny in a bank is that because they can charge them with something harder that conflicts maybe yeah I guess partly but also it's I think it's it's stealing something while
00:05:31| people are present so like you're in the bank and you're clear like I dropped my pen can you pick and you're reaching over the counter and taking like $400 that's larceny pal you
00:05:41| put it in your pocket and you roll maybe cops aren't educated enough to tell the difference between theft and larceny because they're very close you're very close that could be that you
00:05:51| stole that you Larsson dit house who you Larsson that you theft it game theft where you sneak around Larson er Larson er oh my god no I see him next up we have robbery mmm like the most extreme
00:06:18| one I think I'd skip the middle one will go robbery robbery course use physical force to get moola or valuables off someone give me that or I'm gonna baby [Music]
00:06:35| and then what's the middle one I forgot larceny burglary in a burglary yeah sorry we skip burglary folks burglary is where you like break into a building and steal all the good stuff while no one's
00:06:48| around so like a building closes and you're like popping that lock popping that lock and you break in and you steal money from the register you take all these stereo equipment you put it on
00:06:57| your shoulder you roll out or you get there and you find out there's nothing in the cash register and there's nothing to steal you can't carry anything out he's still burbling okay so at my place
00:07:10| of business family business um you've been burgled and we were burgled twice in a month Oh repeat so we have um where they called like after it closes like the
00:07:24| cage you put you in closing a chain link with a bar that comes over mmm and like box the two together yeah he kind of hole in it with a welding torch or something it looked like something
00:07:39| welding tool but it could be wrong and once he got in there he broke the glass for the door got in there and we had security cameras I think at the time and he was very large he was like six
00:07:50| foot five whoever he was it was like pitch black and he was a dark individual no no I don't know who's that probably pretty hungry was dark for a little for some hamburgers he came in and he tried
00:08:03| to get stuff from the register but it didn't open because like all the lights weren't on and like the power was off huh so we have video footage this guy walking down the aisle
00:08:12| yes know where the register is kind of dark and he can't open it so he's doing something with it and he just picks it up pulled it and he left with it yeah that's a nice register
00:08:21| well nothing on that side mister well we found it the next morning it was out in the street and there was on the inside and I think he probably did get like 80 bucks or something they don't usually
00:08:30| leave much overnight so the new thing was we we leave just the change in the drawer you can only get like well the quarters penny so you can shake it and get really interested so whoever was the
00:08:49| cameras weren't working at the time I think broke in a second time because we were between figuring out how to fix the old hole and like we just put a new door an opportunity everything and came in
00:09:01| and just pulled the register off and realized there was nothing in it because we leave it open to I just throw around and it was very disappointing and then had to buy a new register because at
00:09:10| that point it was sort of broke it was like all the way broke and he only made off with like probably less than a dollar he left all the coal burners and stuff and he was really mad and yeah it
00:09:25| feels bad to have your stuff burgled yeah because you're violated yeah like we told there bring a gun in and demand my money then I feel like it's like a face-to-face interaction like we know
00:09:36| each other I'm scared you want to point on him in the lineup feel like you get Redemption in a trial I don't even need to point to them I just gotta tell them on the street
00:09:49| you you got me I see you watch where you live see what's there not see much driving so there is a difference between all them so they didn't catch any of those guys even though you got one on
00:10:03| camera oh this is the thing the police came in and my mom goes do you think they'll fingerprint it and then ID everyone in the area and I'm like oh and then when
00:10:19| he came in I was like I was like wait and I was like does fingerprints it was the footage I was like we have the footage it's in the back like I was like saying it to be like oh hey we got some
00:10:29| footage it's over here he's like we don't need it it's like okay I know my mom's like looking he's like did he fingerprint yeah I'm like he's gonna fingerprint mom oh he was like anything
00:10:43| I was like he could have been six foot four ish and name was like hmm no they could have been african-american he was like and I was like any got away with $80 to second
00:10:54| he's rolling this down he's like we'll keep our eyes peeled be safe any left and I was like that's nothing I was like I was like we're CSI we're we're gonna do a blood test we can do a
00:11:07| DNA their DNA everywhere but anyway they they don't do any of that see as I should ah a simple $80 register break-in yeah sorry guys said yeah so it's gonna be sirs that brush hold successful
00:11:28| burglary shout out whoever burgled I don't know if you're watching the podcast we could use the money give back it's 80 bucks here it is Sir with interest $89 Wow oh that's so nice loan
00:11:48| I think one of the earlier guys who worked at our store got um held at gunpoint and uh I forgot how the story went crap he cuz um sorry it used to be we don't anymore but we used to just
00:12:06| like pick up cash at places you got your eight hundred bucks I think people would pay you in cash like a large sum of money and he'd be driving around yeah then feeling anymore follow me
00:12:15| around you're like five bucks but it used to be a like a bump someone Oh like for like three weeks or four weeks but the boss will come out and like pay you cash you can only put it in
00:12:26| bring it back huh feel like the old timey bank robberies there's actual money in there like people oh hell yeah dude people were moving money nowadays is there even
00:12:36| paper money anywhere no I found that most ATMs I know this because it's like the CVS is around me for some reason people read mouths it can be it's usually below 10,000 but it can have up
00:12:50| to 200 K but I doubt I doubt it has to it I know it was on they live in each individual to 3008 held under 10k it would make sense that they don't keep as much money in the ATM because I started
00:13:04| reading about how they they'll have money an ATM which is responsible by the bank to refill so the bank has a little bit more money than that and then the bank has these like kind of like safe
00:13:13| houses these they calm like test banks or cash hoards are they are they in the bank somewhere sometimes they're in the bank sometimes they're like a faraway location but nearby so it's like
00:13:27| undisclosed and it's like heavily guarded so like people aren't scared to go to the bank because they don't know that it's a I think it's heavily guarded or that they don't even have cars there
00:13:36| because the the cash is really like down the street somewhere but the CVS is in my area it's like rampant like people will drive a car through the front because the ATMs
00:13:47| are right on yeah mm-hmm they'll just try to yank it out like the like tie it and the tow hook or something and just yeah get out of there and just run right away with this braking bed you saw that
00:13:58| right did they do the same thing and Breaking Bad I don't recall this the old couple or the couple that um kidnaps Jesse Pinkman hmm they have an ATM in their
00:14:09| house and they've been trying to break into it for like uh weeks and weeks and weeks and they I feel like they have a kid they disregard so long since I seen that and um they can't break into it a
00:14:20| crowbar in it it's in their house I mean they're not worried about getting caught but because it's like on the property it's just in there open it and I think somehow either
00:14:30| Jessie is complicit in or helps happen this safe the ATM falls on one of the people holding him hostage and crushes his head and he's like it's like a disturbing scene where I feel like head
00:14:43| guts fly everywhere and he's looking and the machine opens and then all the money he wants to grab the money does they yeah I think yeah I think he does I remember it so weird how like you
00:14:54| remember but I do remember that scene hmm so I guess the question is would knowing like you don't know how much money is really in an ATM it's probably about a thousand bucks I would assume
00:15:04| it's like a rouse of bucks this sounds worth if it's 3,000 is it worth doing that to try to steal 3000 bucks that's up I mean that's it could screw up your car for one you could get
00:15:16| caught too and you'd be ruined in your head do you think anyone stealing thinks there are $3,000 in there I think it probably there's at least 10 yeah they probably think there's 10 so if there
00:15:29| was 10 is it worth it then but it's a serial thing too it's like three CBS's in the same area so I think it's the same person maybe they know the first time around that there's actual maybe 10
00:15:41| grand in there and they think you know right uh is new your license plate well you would think that you could record all this stuff figure it out I just take their like I don't know I'm gonna do a
00:15:57| crazy crime yeah either take my license plate off or cover it cuz for you so much more but nah because that raises a whole other slew of questions they'll be cool it's probably way harder to do
00:16:10| I don't know down here you get you get people who don't even have cars they steal someone else's car take the plates off do the same thing and then it's like an extra layer of confusion for the
00:16:19| police to be right I guess we're gonna dust for it I'm gonna check for DNA and dust for prints no those those CBS doors they're just like plywood for like two months like they didn't even try to put
00:16:32| well Simon Barry is really good cement yeah I don't know host I guess I guess it takes a few times before they actually put those in alright so ATMs you asked
00:16:43| me before what would you do if one was spitting out money when you walked up for it yeah what if if you know you're on camera you probably like you're like oh here's your money back you didn't do
00:16:52| you didn't do shit - you just walked into the vestibule it's nighttime right yeah no one else is around and um even more better you put it's before you even put your card or your PIN in you just
00:17:07| walk into it there's just a wad of cash right down down the bottom yeah yeah that's a tough call because I don't think anybody can prove that you took a wad of cash I'll give you take out like
00:17:18| manna you're on painting that vestibule is definitely taped yeah but if it's already there just sitting there right then you didn't do anything right are they really gonna blame you for taking
00:17:29| the cash that is sitting there exactly a public public space right at that point really the bank space if it's still in the best and it was a drive-up atm and it was there is that's public space is
00:17:42| that free money that's their driveway they're gonna get the snow out of that bad boy hmm City don't do it live a like cash on the side of the road you find like $100,000
00:17:54| on the side of the road do you pick it up and try to keep it here's the crazy part we discussed this on one of the real early podcasts and then you asked me I said yes and use a worthless blood
00:18:05| on it I said still yes yeah well my question becomes what if you took like three thousand from it then it's like I didn't take it off feel a little bit better like I just took I grab some yeah
00:18:22| what did I do oops I missed it there's ninety nine thousand dollars in here it's like the cops like that's an odd number oh I got against that later and the cop the cop
00:18:32| goes back tells his buddies like there's only ninety five thousand dollars in here and that weird then the next cop tells the chief there's only eighty four thousand
00:18:42| dollars weekend yeah yeah that is I don't know even like each says we couldn't find any money as chief it's all crooked don't worry about it I feel like if you had that much money you I
00:19:00| would be compelled to only spend it in like very small increments all over town and I would probably never spend all of it like I'd be spending like pocket change 10 bucks here 10 plus there you
00:19:12| pay like a kids tuition or like college tuition with - you're loud - you would feel that though like you start paying with like you start counting those bills I feel like I get nervous and start
00:19:22| sweating and be like this is weird why is it all one a student ID they do I feel like I don't I've never seen anybody pay with cash so that would just I feel like I'd be standing out right oh
00:19:39| you definitely would but you're not paying in a line of people with checks or credit card huh everyone's waiting in there yeah hurry up you gonna you gonna go wrong use your government-issued
00:19:50| debit card huh a stag listen most of my shirts have deer on them Emma said deers but I didn't good sure you're educated or something no exactly I thought I was saying this thing you know so let's move
00:20:12| one of the banks you're gonna Rob the banks what's the it seems like there's amended would you take the money on the floor by the way in the ATM that's good I think I would I'd hold it for a night
00:20:23| and decide if I want to turn it in because I think you're supposed to turn it in over a certain value and then if no one claims it you actually get it legally and they give it back to you but
00:20:32| then I think everyone knows that you have it so that might be scary as well who's everyone everyone Hank wants that money if there's a gangster drug dealer or something they're gonna come to your
00:20:43| house they don't talk about in the ATM vestibule no the ATM machine then they're gonna give it back to the bank you're never gonna get it but you I would still take it I'll hold it and
00:20:55| then be like holds day the bank exactly I hold it for the bank Oh interesting okay that's wrong Matt yeah I'm not spending it or anything but I am
00:21:06| definitely holding it so that if anything's wrong at the bank needs me they can contact me I hope my phone still works that's one thing I will say that in the scheme of things that amount
00:21:14| of money doesn't mean anything that's a that's very minut amount of money like I would buy like a maybe a computer with it if I were to spend it and that doesn't really add doesn't life life
00:21:24| long thing it doesn't matter what's interesting is we did a podcast about winning the lottery any lump sum that of money doesn't seem to help people as much as say a steady income true the
00:21:35| difference between rich and wealth yeah you'll see yeah a lot of these people that they take a large like wad of cash and it's in like the hundreds of thousands and they they're like it's a
00:21:48| burden to carry that with them and then they end up like abandoning everyone that was ever related to them or they die it's a heavy scrubber Abed yeah yeah to the corral it's a curse
00:22:00| like armed robberies in the United States of America you know how many we were done with this guy who's neckerchief tenant masks besides in general oh oh yeah well what's the I
00:22:14| would say it's probably it's gotta be high you gotta be smart I think to me gonna be dumb not to do it right probably eighty to eighty percent no is it slower than I thought but it's
00:22:26| it's over fifty sixty percent okay hello armed robbery's work if you just take your shirt and just like put your shirt up like alright you don't know who I am now I said it's very sneaky
00:22:39| you have a very descriptive eyes sir I could point those out of any lineup you cried a little bit so I got your DNA to hold it a little bit of cry DNA and traumatic experience for both of us
00:22:54| the the US Department of Justice my goodness um BJ's dot-gov BJ's that Bureau of Justice Statistics system yes yeah of Justice BJ's of
00:23:13| Justice Statistics days ago so there weren't a lot of bank robberies in 2016 I did 2016 there's most recent one they had what was the number forty to fifty one four thousand so there's ten a day
00:23:33| at least no cuz I'm not there were thirty five hundred branches and banks and everything around the United States so you said there's four thousand robbery and over a year over a year but
00:23:50| that still there's ten a day happening somewhere in the United States is that in my a sure am i hearing that rocky four thousand two hundred and something you know 365
00:24:00| days that's more than said everything oh I'm sorry I was breaking it down my bank yeah by day yeah yeah I'm thinking to myself
00:24:10| this anywhere in the United States right okay over ten a day which is I find that surprising so you don't really a lawyer actually because I I think of like
00:24:22| Oklahoma how many banks are in Oklahoma I mean every country there's gonna be over four hundred banks in Oklahoma alone and I could care less the tool who got robbed I'd be like yeah that's
00:24:33| probably true in New York City how many how many banks are in New York City at least ten [Laughter] I actually broke it down by state you
00:24:46| know the most Bank robbed state there's almost 7,000 banks FDIC insured commercial banks one so 4200 get robbed in a year it's like half of them if you were to not not with no right which is
00:25:02| no no look it's the opposite yeah my counter status banks yeah if a bank gets robbed once its gonna get robbed again faster than the other banks they are not robbed this repeat robbed for a reason
00:25:15| we'll get Indian when the reason you would rob a bank a specific bank later but um 40 to 50 banks were in violation of a robbery because it larceny counts burglary everything we came out with
00:25:30| California came in number one and with over 500 of them hmm yeah I was kind of surprised California number one but it's it's a large landmass what's clear there's no crazy
00:25:42| stuff going on there's a lot of wildness going on California sometimes the birth of the Wild West maybe maybe it still carries along a little bit in the breeze all those miscreants that found their
00:25:56| way to California flamin breeze poor wildfire yes has to deal with all those bank robberies so number two is New York sheer population will do that yeah I understand were
00:26:10| three was Massachusetts I mean if I was in Boston I would rob a bank where's the Texas on that list number four Texas oh yeah we got it good job guys three
00:26:21| three hundred and some in 2016 I can get the exact number I didn't write it down and pa came in bit o good representation I like it man yeah we'd like 170 or so so this all seemed weird to me because I
00:26:39| want to say in the past readers I don't know if this is accurate the Citizens Bank that I go to in Germantown area was robbed I don't know if it was gunpoint I don't know if they made up with money I
00:26:54| don't know if it was a right you know what I mean because they break it down as any kind of threat any kind of police are called security whatever also the other citizens not
00:27:05| citizens I think it was a Commerce Bank or whatever the hell it is PN sapience a PN C about two weeks ago in our neighborhood I went to when it was closed and they had it like quarantined
00:27:19| off in the middle of the day it was like day and I said everything okay everything good you guys have your air conditioner go down and said oh no we're not allowed to talk about it and I said
00:27:28| was it bad and they're like I was like is there right okay and she was like everyone's good it was the police came everything was fine we're not supposed to talk about it it
00:27:41| got resolved there was no problem and that's all I can say and I was like I'm a nice day so my mom went later that day and I was like mom please make sure you gotta go and get more information and
00:27:53| she came back and she was like listen someone had a gun no shots were fired and the police showed up and barricaded the whole area and there were no real hostages but he didn't want to come out
00:28:01| and then they eventually got another good look I love a good story so anyway if you were robbed actually close your bank for the day oh it's like a vacation day they better they I think they even
00:28:18| will do like counseling if there was a gun involved which is I wouldn't want to do that but I take the day off I think the day off counseling might be cool you might meet some cool people you
00:28:29| get a day off again Thanks hey kick your feet up you're like yeah they had a gun it was terrible oh you seem to be really traumatic and you're like you guys got coffee and standoff
00:28:43| took a while oh my stomach's crumbling a little bit anyway that's just because I just I have a bank robbery example though yeah there was one bank robbed like it where I live it's a subset of
00:29:03| the city subset of Houston that is not part of Houston but it was like right on the board so when that happens it was like near like three major cities in Texas I saw
00:29:14| everybody heard yeah so it's like we got a bank robbery near whatever's happening there are a hundred hundreds of cop cars it's just like they go all out man it's like we're not gonna stand for this shit
00:29:25| standeth you're like show of force yeah they don't do that up there they didn't even dust for fingerprints on over they were like we're busy yeah so they are they caught the guy that that
00:29:37| did it near me um I don't know what your plan is if you spend longer than like two minutes in a bank but you got well if you hug it out so 40 to 50 robberies right in 2016 the United States huh
00:29:58| English do you know how many an alarm was triggered I prize say about 80 percent like 80 4102 them like 90 all but like 80 in a 4,000 number so what Wow 99 hitch that's probably forty eight
00:30:16| forty one one forty to fifty one by 4108 maybe I did that irons 4108 yeah that's like a 96% 96% of the time an alarm was sounded at some point by either silent alarm triggers something surveillance
00:30:37| yeah I guess they have low button on the bottom right wait this one's even better I forgot I wrote this down so higher than the alarm rate is the camera rate apparently every bank has so many
00:30:47| cameras 40 to 50 events I'm hungry to ten were on camera Wow so there were 40 that were off camera now that could be the backwoods backwoods in Oklahoma generally made
00:31:00| power outage some kind of regulation maybe yeah inside job thank you that could be 40 all right 40 we're done without a camera well that's still I mean it's a lot of age of cameras is
00:31:13| definitely telling criminals that they probably shouldn't read this what day of the week did most gonna say Friday hell yeah baby robbed a bank it's like everyone's like
00:31:31| Thursday one more day of the week everyone's like Friday robbed a bad time to enjoy the weekend get your money freakin weekend baby we got a spin yeah and I only said Friday because there was
00:31:44| one guy that his Mo was to steal from a bank on Fridays only when it was late in the day cuz they're open that extra hour I could see weird there's an I have a number the most popular time to rob a
00:31:57| bank on Fridays well the most general I'm in general it's boiling I 11 a.m. first the time early morning no first because you know what the least popular
00:32:09| time to rob a bank was 6:00 to 9:00 a.m. together so let me tell you the least time to rob a bank card to go to bed but the most popular time to rob a bank is window where the robbers are like it's
00:32:23| too early to go in let's just give them an hour let's make sure they get all the money there before noon get in there get out and let's enjoy the weekend least popular day Sunday Dixey one robberies
00:32:42| happened on Sunday our banks even open on Sunday maybe that's why but I thought it was more for church I robbed the tank that I got to go to church and yeah sure so weapons were threatened in 2360
00:33:01| that's over 50% but not by much he is slightly lower cent mmm weapons were threatened a weapon or firearm was actually used or discharged in five hundred ninety instances so what's of
00:33:14| that event and a quarter of that they don't even have Wow we don't know we don't know hey you're sick yeah right but um how many people died in bank robberies last year or 2016
00:33:29| excuse me I'm gonna say it's probably under 100 right and 70 slay under that really it's in one to two percent of instances eight total deaths so that's even smaller
00:33:44| that's like a fraction of a percent no in four thousand eight uh yeah I guess so yeah well that happens to be last year I'm sorry I read a stat that said one percent of all bank robberies and do
00:33:56| my fatality that writen right right didn't know that I know much higher as well if it were like if you were in the bank at the time that someone was robbing it and they did have a weapon
00:34:08| which would you just lay on the floor or not would you be a dead fish would you just lay there there's there's something I do in my life that I think I would probably end up doing are you done
00:34:19| pushing the envelope no no I wouldn't you talk to the guy I'm gonna be a hero no if he goes get on the girl I would do this and then I slowly go around he probably turned his cock off Larson jerk
00:34:33| off motion and then I do this as soon as you turn around to the other people give me your wallet and ID like I don't have a wallet he'd be like see you don't have a lot
00:34:47| I'd be like what do you do for a living I'd be like I'm a delivery driver and they'd be like do you drive without licence and I'd be like yeah he's like we got a smart ass over here
00:34:55| I'd be like you're my hostage you should've told him I'm a professional bank robber and I'm a pro from then on I would comply entirely fear of my life but I would ultimately try and try to
00:35:18| have him like hmm what's that's one thing I've never seen in a movie where two groups of robbers try to steal from the same Bank at the same time hey we were your first know we were no no it's
00:35:38| our money they flip the coin for it will help you steal we want 51% we want 51% that'll be uncool we'll see yeah I think so it's almost like bank robberies and super big heists and stuff were made for
00:35:57| movies you're doing the tension there's so much going on there's a definitive goal and it's physical to there is you get to grab that money get the throw it in the air you just dancing and swimming
00:36:09| in it hmm there's nothing as visual as that could you name a bank heist movie though or a heist movie as we more like oceans oceans any number of them all of the oceans yeah even though they all
00:36:24| female one did that count that one was too recent for me to see I'm gonna use that reason for why I didn't see it but I heard it was okay what it was fine I was a teenager very good even though I
00:36:39| saw it in like 480p it's the worst I'm used to like seeing things in HD you look at it like on a down VHS over just if you type in list of heist movies top heist movies best heist movies you'll
00:37:00| get a list you'll get a million friggin license yeah there's ton of those so many of them right is your eye okay it is it'll keep going way to bring attention to it up whoa I so I broke
00:37:17| down some of my favorites and I was like my mind was spinning I was like these movies are the best actually here point of reference is die hard a heist movie kind of it is you know maybe that's why
00:37:29| we all loved iron it's an action movie it's a heist movie it's a comedy it's a dramedy and it's got a little bit of like documentary I think that's what Bruce Wallace did when he was like 28 I
00:37:41| think someone said it really happened oh I love that nagasaki plaza it's a real place and he really anyway I don't know someone who can do it it might be the fabrications Corrections next episode
00:37:56| but I started googling heist movie heist thing movies about robberies bottle rocket 1996 hell yeah I froze a heist movie who the goddamn comedy right yeah
00:38:10| I guess in the end they do a terrible heist to get them all busted deal where they try steal when it lucre in together it's a good question like thing you can look it off while I keep going
00:38:30| so before that we have heat the Niro and Pacino was actually a decent movie and it's like way over the top mmm the bank job came in there 2008 Point Break 1991 who the hell doesn't
00:38:44| love play break and it's kind of a heist movie yeah I mean it isn't it isn't but it is tower high starring Eddie Murphy and Ben Stiller best movie I've ever seen
00:38:54| jennice in a pile will agree it's an Emmy winner terrible whatever it was bad I've got the OVA and Luke Wilson once okay there's four of unusual oh can you give it to me Felisa I know it is one of
00:39:09| them all right give me him you know you'll know the next one it was a kind of funky has to do with the family they play tennis in it and I think there's a certain bond and kind of bombs
00:39:19| yep Royal Tenenbaums they're both of that it's cool yeah and then there's two other ones that you will never know apparently good around the world in 80 days
00:39:28| mmm now and the Wendell Baker story apparently Wendell Baker was not that famous nor his story I was going with some more movies both how about the usual suspects they consider it a heist
00:39:41| movie on this list I don't but it kind is it's badass like they were stealing remember they work together to steal I forget what that was from kobayashi I'm not going to steal to Kobayashi that's
00:40:01| such a good I was a sniper one guy was a taxi guy they snuck the guy in the taxi I forgot about that Reservoir Dogs 92 how about this one even more
00:40:11| very recent inception literally it's a movie about stealing shit people keep stealing special time all the oceans my favorite movie of all time snatch your set Brad Pitt did you ever
00:40:29| read my favorite of course I have but I don't remember what he was stealing the it's still the den the the diamond from Antwerp it's weird the good movies you don't remember what they were trying to
00:40:40| steal I know well because it's not that's not what the movies yeah but it but it is Jason Statham Brad Pitt anyway that's my favorite movie of all time you mentioned all the the oceans movies
00:40:54| where you actually stealing from from a casino that actually happened with this circus circus Hotel in 1993 yeah somebody's actually able to steal like he knew oh we know where he could shovel
00:41:11| money into a van and take off as he stole an armored truck the interesting part of the story is that he took off and then later on he found a woman to spend time with and the
00:41:24| woman was in on it with him like she knew he had stolen money and then he ditched her for any left her in a sleeping bag with like a thousand bucks and they never cab ride home with that
00:41:41| yeah or arrested three meals a day in a penitentiary episode dropped so they caught her but never him never caught him never caught him he's shut up my man toting around a u-haul two million
00:41:59| dollars cash somewhere he wasn't in a dumb bar armed robbery Lizzie Lewis is Loomis armored truck huh interesting mmm do you want to get it famous won't ya all time you wanna sleep I want to
00:42:17| finish up movies with by saying heist movies is probably the best category yeah cuz like because it can encompass comedy uh I don't think horror or heist movies but um comedy drama drama d
00:42:33| there's romance I feel like there's a team's mature action definitely action I feel like a lot of there's like unique there's a there's an obvious beginning and an obvious goal
00:42:49| and then it's like how do you get there is freeform and it's it's understandable like swordfish they take the bus then they use a helicopter lift it and try to like land it somewhere but I don't think
00:42:59| it worked out for them very well but um but I think there's a I guess two heist movies all start from Robin Hood you never feel bad for the people being placed - do you ever in any of these
00:43:18| movies a lot of the people that I ever looked back on like the historical figures they always kind of refer to them as a Robin Hood even though they never gave to the poor never right right
00:43:30| Robin Hood is a two-part system i Rob from the rich I give to the poor but when we look back and call anyone Robin Hood really just have to fulfill the first part I did it feel yeah I
00:43:39| didn't I didn't give back I was getting to the Robin Hood part yeah getting there yeah I promise belonging you know about DB Cooper did he come across oh yeah
00:43:50| yeah yeah I did he hijacked a plane and then somehow he was able to get money because he hijacked the plane I guess he what did he land 12.5 million yeah weird that I didn't look him up and I came up
00:44:01| with that number it's not a huge number but it's a and I have you had this tap safe did i inflated it because it was a little bank robbery but it was it is a heist I guess because you you are
00:44:10| stealin a plane right and large amount the money or the curious thing about it was that he was able to get the money and jump out 200 grand and ransom was his equivalent to 1.2 million to
00:44:25| he was able to jump out somewhere in the northwest and they never found him yeah yeah that's nuts yeah he had a parachute ready so my guess is he died but I don't know I mean
00:44:38| I don't know that you'd ever know it's like I didn't know there were 4,000 bank robberies in the United States every year I'd have ever been invited one I would assume that there's almost none
00:44:47| because I never saw one DB cooper did he escape maybe no one ever found his body you think they would have found his body and and the money yeah someone cares about that to Ana grant in what was this
00:45:06| that by heart I was like that's Ingram I bred 1971 and then for some reason that well 71 it was that long ago yeah mm-hmm I had a teacher um I did a night class it was three hours straight
00:45:21| every lose it every week because it's three credits right yeah sure um meet my friend Dan not this Dan not till then be Uncle Dan together yeah the third dan I have three Dan's my
00:45:35| life god bless me um one time we trying to go for class or during break I never do this I never drink during class like I always just go to class I do good we had a 20-minute break we're near
00:45:49| Brazos and we we sprinted to grottoes did two shots and two beers and came back and I remember the teacher started talking about DB cooper and it was the weirdest thing he was going off and I
00:46:07| was like this kinds obsess there's a history class and I was like holy shit and I remember turning and Dan again like it's DV Cooper I just remember he is Deva Cooper he's everything like and
00:46:21| he was like sketch never in LA he got away and I was like it's you I felt like it was a usual suspects moment but I think what was drinking I couldn't stop laughing but so to this day I pronounce
00:46:33| his name that makes it with DB cooper and I also then text Mike Daniel hey it's so and so poor you know mm-hmm good job dude I liked the part where you sprint back
00:46:44| and forth between the bar class it was easy to sprint there but when you have all that liquid bouncing normally it's herbal so that's it for another hour to listen to him lecture and get paid
00:46:58| herbal I had to pee it was uncomfortable I was just drunk enough were like it were all factor like ten minutes I was like see you have respect for staying in class I had one class I didn't like it
00:47:09| all and I was hungry yeah well no I went for the first five minutes and then I got on stairs get something to eat take a piss to get dumped I'm back last five minutes class
00:47:20| I think I got to see in that class who cares as a delicious quesadilla everyday I'll take that so back to bank robberies the first 118 118 31 yeah the City Bank of New York someone had
00:47:41| actually got away from from the City Bank of New York they stole $240,000 10:45 to be a tactic in that day that was a lot of money that must've been like a Federal Reserve
00:47:52| almost that's badass the origin yeah I don't know if they caught them or what but the more we talked about this before I uh think eat right yeah yeah the more you think I can get away with this no no
00:48:11| I don't wanna do it as I think it's worth the risk for me mm-hmm but if someone wants to do it and be successful I almost like be like yeah good job dude if they can do it nowadays that be
00:48:20| impressive um right whatever is the way they are yeah yeah I'm not advocating it at all when you talk about the history yeah I'm sorry history let's get into the history
00:48:32| back in the day before we get to current a things going on so there's like the building of the kid I actually don't have Billy the Kid wow that's weird because I thought he was like the number
00:48:44| one bank robber right look them up I read a really good story on him it's so as a 13 year old who got big into reading like I would read books I would just I loved reading I thought he
00:49:00| was just a gunfighter lead actually steel I guess lead way to a gun land adventure like I love that stuff though he's a big bank robber chasing trains and all that
00:49:08| um I read a really good story on him and it was my friend's mom who I started asking her for recommendations he really like Stephen King and Dean Koontz and a couple of others
00:49:21| and she said there's a book on Billy the Kid is one of the best books I've ever read it's fiction but it's like based on reality like it is check it out I read it in the eyes in my eyes I kept saying
00:49:33| this is the best book I've read this but I really enjoyed it I don't know who authored it I can't find the book anyone we got 300 400 page book and it left an impression on me like I still feel like
00:49:50| the way the sunset went I feel all this stuff huh and it was like Billy KITT was awesome and he got gunned down and it was crazy so I looked him up today for the bank robbery thing robbing one bank
00:50:01| for one dream that's what the nothing much work it was a correction it was a yeah so back then I thought he was bank robber I probably read this story and realize he's like the most just
00:50:15| misunderstood crazed kid who just wanted to do his own thing and once he started running from the wall he could never stop I thought he was just a good like he was good gunslinger so that was it
00:50:26| and he like did something when he was like 17 they got him illegal and he just started running and was good at running and good at shooting and good at being friendly with people and like his
00:50:38| personality and then all the sudden newspapers were printing and all of a sudden now he's running further mm-hmm police are chasing him now he has no choice but to shoot back and
00:50:46| do this yeah I think it's like a little bit of romantic story I don't know so that that I'm gonna say that there's two different time frames here Jesse James came earlier than the three I'm going to
00:50:57| mention after him Bonnie and Clyde John Dillinger and then George babyface Nelson a babies like the later ones are all depression-era
00:51:07| so they get stuck in a situation that they need to fight themselves out of and they start robbing banks to feed themselves because it came from poverty yeah and a lot of the successful ones
00:51:18| were ones that formed a gang so they had multiple people helping them rob banks and take the money and trying to find things to do with it I guess but then they also get turned on and they get
00:51:30| ambushed that's generally how they die they lose a couple members of the gang and then people start turning on them and then and then everyone we're gonna be at exploit next yeah they end up
00:51:41| getting ambushed I think half of them got shot in the back by somebody just because they trusted them or didn't expect it or so that's the summary of all of those Jesse James Bonnie and
00:51:53| Clyde John Dillinger and George babyface Nelson good summary I mean we could also mentioned that um technology wasn't the same so there was no cell phones no wireless alarm systems
00:52:08| there was no the FBI was in it's bit like its formative years what do you know would the FBI here what do you say so FBI was formed in 1908 after the assassination of a president but part of
00:52:21| that was also because there was interstate stealing larceny burglary theft all of that was having things yeah like it I like it and when these people would steal from a bank they try not to
00:52:36| kill somebody but they usually did end up hurting somebody and then when their gang members got caught they would attack the jail so they would break them free and the jail breaks were very
00:52:48| popular come on yeah interesting yeah so the government of the time said that we can't allow people to just break people out of prison that's ridiculous so they've somebody arrest them and
00:53:03| they're like well he just crossed state lines I'm not allowed can't it's not my jurisdiction I'm sorry I give you my jurisdiction [Music]
00:53:14| so they formed the FBI to track down interstate and call it commerce but it's illegal activity over State pounds oh you got a broken watch no my it's it's right right now but it would be right in
00:53:36| statistics that you have on bank robbers bank robberies you didn't cover the clearance rate how many of those that actually succeed in stealing from a bank get caught please please fill me in
00:53:47| actually didn't 100% no and that was what clearance was yeah so 60% clearance rate which is actually fairly high for a crime so 40% of the people get away with it without ever getting caught I mean in
00:54:01| the timeframe that we've seen the crime happened and up till now which means they're still hunting for them but I'm not gonna find them dust for prints or DNA who knows so it is pretty risky
00:54:16| especially with all the cameras but Inc did we go live so I came across a thing moving forward in bank robberies Clay to me 2012 recent yeah pretty pretty recent because he also did a reddit AMA ask me
00:54:41| anything hmm he was a small-time bank robber how many times did he do it do you say he claimed countless he lost count that's bullshit this looks so there are at least four
00:54:54| accurate depictions of him doing it and getting away with it corroborated could be up to six could be I mean yeah yeah ones a hundred percent sure there's a guy on a criminal show
00:55:08| that did it three or four times and he turned himself in after the like the fourth time because he was stealing from banks that were like a block away they were in his neighborhood he just like I
00:55:19| have a lot of it's the same guy it could be did he use an mo where he just slipped it on a piece of paper and said give me some cash right now yeah now you're saying I cuz they just gave
00:55:30| him the cash and then you get he'd he'd grab it and run well not run he'd slowly make his way out of the bank and hopefully that they didn't like hit the door locks yeah alright same guy then
00:55:40| same guy all right so here's let's say then it's for super corroborated once he claims it was countless probably not he said he learned everything he did from just reading the internet and people who
00:55:55| got caught and stuff he said his number-one trick was to go solo anytime you tell he had a wife he never told her once that he was going to that he was thinking about it nothing
00:56:07| never those friends he never had another driver that could sue robbers he made it for fun he enjoyed it he didn't say fun in this but maybe that's what was for her looked
00:56:19| at tape of guys who screwed up he read stories of guys who made mistakes is actually fairly educated about it he knew what was going on he wanted to manipulate he said he would go five to
00:56:30| six months before he was gonna do it and just like scope the place out look what's going on and that was the only time he would go in there's no tellers and kind of understand what they had so
00:56:41| he said tellers on average have no more than 5 to $7000 disposable at their till whatever it's called the thing in front of them yeah yeah because the bank's figure that's their magic number if they
00:56:57| have more than that they're losing too much money but if they have less than that there's a chance that someone robbing them could open fire and they would lose more money because who wants
00:57:07| to go to augmentation you're not killed no no they they worry about the bloodshed they're like no want to go to my bank and many people are mauled and killed and shot so it's bad for business
00:57:19| so it's all numbers yeah and if you were to go to a bank and try to withdraw that amount of money amount of money they would say come back later pre-plan it tell us you're gonna come in they'd make
00:57:32| a meeting so that they pulled money from a different location yeah okay that makes sense because I guess otherwise I wouldn't have it yeah his other rule was he had no way
00:57:41| and no actual threat yep like the note never said hey give me the money girl can I have the money please write it would it be possible if you could so here's a funny story he told I don't
00:57:57| know if this happened to the podcast this is in the AMA he said the funniest thing he ever did was he asked for the money in the till whatever it was and the it was a woman she said okay
00:58:08| I'll give you everything and she gave him all this money and he's sitting swear he could see money so right in the Tilted yes and he said that's not all of it give me everything else and she
00:58:19| looked him in the eyes and said sorry that's all I had honey so harshly ballsy right and he said that's ballsy so he just took the money he's only got 30 seconds sooner I get out yeah he's gonna
00:58:31| walk go to his car which he did not parked in the parking lot though every bank he robbed had a parking lot hmm so it was like room to get away it wasn't like on an island itself so he would
00:58:43| walk through the parking lot to go to his car anyway they eventually asked him that all those robberies everything else they had video footages when they said uh we've recovered no 49 49 hundred
00:58:58| dollars from this robbery and he said no it should be five thousand he's a number of five thousand dollars and they said no we have 49 hundred dollars and he said no it should be five thousand I
00:59:09| mean we're like check the tape yeah tilt the woman with the tips and no honey is all you got she was found to have stolen a hundred dollars oh she was fired by a robber I was like oh damn
00:59:26| that's cold man it was like she did something I'm telling you well she stole it and she got fired oh shit man yeah I don't even want to mess with that kind of sneaky ass mask
00:59:39| yeah I wouldn't do that although we were doing a little bit of that with the ATN thing like when all the smoke clears let's say there's like a couple Hyundai's flying around because he threw
00:59:47| them there was a fight he hit an old lady and as y'all fingerprints all over it I don't know easy money I think of that I think about it huh how
01:00:00| did you hurt a bit did you hear about what's-his-name Don Jolin uh yeah John Dillinger he actually he was the actor in Brokeback Mountain Don Jill
01:00:09| Dillinger he he actually went to a plastic surgeon who well fixed his face and then afterwards he wanted to remove his fingerprints so they use this this stuff called caustic soda which is
01:00:24| actually sodium hydroxide to burn off his fingerprints so that was one of the methods he used to avoid capture kid yeah did it work it does remove your
01:00:38| fingerprints I will say that you've done so so many thanks for uh breezy wild yeah caustic soda alright so here's a question for you hmm what's that question Nick he's got on this sheet
01:00:58| he's got a nice paint ball no that's my cesira someone bought this for my kid in mortal combat it's like I was like we don't need to buy a mist so if you go into a
01:01:11| bank with this is this illegal I don't think it is this is just weird it's not correct okay go back this is a nerf gun that's correct is it illegal I don't think so it's brightly colored ah orange
01:01:33| pips brightly colored so hold on if you rob a bank with a fake gun a nerf gun is it more illegal or less illegal than robbing it with a real gun I think the intent makes it the same right close
01:01:52| it's not the intent if this gun this fake gun or fake weapon a baseball bat that has fake nails in it maybe it's a rubber bat with rubber nails if it strikes reasonable fear into the other
01:02:05| people involved you'll be tried as if it was a real weapon say that has orange tips reasonable fear there's a reasonable fear okay so if I reasonably fear because I'm not staring
01:02:18| at it I can't tell 100% if that's real or not I'm not a specialist in fake guns orange tips usually kind of throw you off the little orange trigger it looks like a toy this is a toy something that
01:02:30| had black handle black tip black everything else I don't know that's a little more fear yeah that's why people make toys away they do hmm other thing to note is no matter what
01:02:41| item you have let's say it's this even with the orange tips everything if I hit you with it during a robbery that's considered deadly force huh even if it doesn't look reasonably fearful another
01:02:55| crazy thing let's say I had a dildo in my hand yeah average size you look at that and I threaten you hey give me all the money or else like not reasonable fear not
01:03:10| reasonable fear you with it it becomes a deadly weapon anybody why you hold on that's why you hear all the crazy stories every year where a woman assaults man with Chinese food or
01:03:26| something I think you know to me and friends is like or if it becomes a death threat and you hit someone with something it becomes a big deal super so don't hit them with anything like man
01:03:38| was threatened with ramen noodles death time you're like what I did someone get threatened with ramen noodles huh did you hear about the the various Robbie robberies we're going to talk about here
01:03:55| all the ones that actually succeeded in sale individual robberies more recent ones yeah I talked about the kick casino robbery the Crusades yeah I garbled I was part by hearing you know CRO Oh
01:04:10| Casino yeah the one with the the girlfriend who got caught with thousand bucks somewhere and far off and the guy made away with two million Brian wells you mentioned this guy the
01:04:22| pizza pizza delivery guy oh my god he delivered a pizza to some remote location and then was forced to put on a collar which was explosive and was told to rob a bank or it would detonate yeah
01:04:37| that don't worry yeah he he was he I don't think he made off with very much money it was less than a thousand bucks and they had it on live TV he was sitting in front of a bunch of cop cars
01:04:52| pleading with his life we haven't even played the collar exploded there was a net that Netflix special about it evil geniuses or evil genius yeah I don't know if it was so much so much genius
01:05:10| but it kind of was at first when you think about it because they say a woman was involved I know this is terrible this is a pro feminist podcast but they're saying marjorie diehl-armstrong
01:05:25| who was incarcerated for the thing was on I think she had a boyfriend and another boyfriend at the time and yeah kind of convinced them to use their plans and used them so she used someone
01:05:38| to use someone to rob a bank they says a three-person team and he was involved in the team even though I got killed the crazy thing was that the the woman was nuts
01:05:50| she had like a body in her basement freezer that was put there by her boyfriend who thought he was super intelligent but never mentioned that he had placed the body in there and then
01:06:03| they try to blame each other it was it was bizarre names the whole crazy story yeah I don't know what they were thinking and it was like they were right around the corner to like you commit a
01:06:16| crime you think you're not gonna do it like next door the place the pizza guy was directed to go to was behind their house so there's two ways to look at this if you're gonna commit a crime a
01:06:27| really heinous crime that you want to get away with and you don't want to come back on you there's one hand that says do it as far away as possible like go to Wyoming just
01:06:39| drive there for a day and a half yeah do crime and drive back and say you're away which is what I would do if I were to commit a serious crime but hold on think of this like you don't
01:06:49| know that area there's so much you don't know about the location you're robbing like there's way more stuff that can go wrong in an area where you're not familiar with everything traffic
01:07:00| patterns the way cops respond who is a cop who isn't a cop if you did something closer to home you know everyone who's I'd be a dumbass you know who's a drunk you mess with the
01:07:11| drug you can yeah like you know the shortcuts hey once they shut down Main Street from for one hour and happened to be while you were robbing the damn place in Wyoming and you're like damn I don't
01:07:21| know any other Street Google Google you better work I think the people that are set to rob a bank are not quite there mentally so they're more inclined to do it as a sort of impulse I actually think
01:07:35| they're more desperate I guess I guess they don't have the financial backing to travel and come back from wherever they go from well we came across this in heist movies um there's something not
01:07:49| bad about robbing a bank a bank is always the big corporate entity yeah no one there's no physical entity that's behind the bank no like ie number one tellers to get shot or anything like
01:08:01| that but if you're just robbing a bank have you ever heard anyone be like that's terrible they robbed citizens bank citizens and someone's like oh my god I hope they I hope they recover I
01:08:20| really hope you something like do you mean there's some house there's poor citizens there's just something about banks it's bad anyway yeah so if you robbed from them institution we don't
01:08:37| like institutions here exactly you know we don't unless huh the unpaid are sponsored by Citizens Bank deposited citizen oh it's interesting you say deposit there is one
01:08:51| guy that actually stole from a bank and decided that he was gonna protect his money by depositing the money back into the bank that he just robbed like these bills that are covered in ink
01:09:08| yeah you got to be super dumb or there's you know the painting the scream which we talked about in an in one episode there's actually four versions of the scream there are four paintings you know
01:09:22| they're all the same all done by the same person but one of the versions was stolen I think it was 1994 the museum that left the frame standing I it wasn't like a transitional phase during like an
01:09:36| event or something and it was vulnerable so someone stole it I don't understand how you decide to steal something that you'd have to sell to somebody else mmm that is yeah I agree with you 100%
01:09:49| there's something weird about a famous painting yeah so you steal it it's net worth what nine hundred million dollars looks sure why not I can that number oh yeah
01:09:58| so you steal it I got it in my house now it's in my garage hey I hope no one knows about it and B I gotta ask around who wants the painting I'm opening a cop yeah you got a guy right beforehand
01:10:14| yeah I gotta be sly about it yeah yeah I've great having that trade preset wait what have you get double-crossed Yeah right whose is a guy now like as he know he doesn't know all that people
01:10:26| want to buy it right so he has to somehow broadcast that he has it and it's for sale now and that it's obviously stolen well but I mean if a rich person's gonna buy it
01:10:37| they have to know it's stolen because those are the news exactly yeah cuz you see a heavy painting and then not display it like what's the point right
01:10:47| so then they're gonna put the scream in their living room or are they gonna hide it somewhere like what I'm gonna hide it for because you're gonna have to pay so it was 900 million
01:10:57| now it's down to let's cut it in half what's at work buddy yeah for fitty we're fit now that's half because it was I can't display it publicly like you can't have some kind of you're like no
01:11:12| screens over at Jimmy's house he the rich guy Jimmy he bought it and like you have to hide it somewhere in your house so now it's worth less than a half of half so what's the poor pity in half to
01:11:31| yeah and to a court thank you so now that's telling a quarter mil right now he's like listen I don't know do you're legit or I'm legit there's cop involved I don't want to get caught here
01:11:43| I'll give me a two hundred no let me have it and the guys like I don't know it's worth nine hundred and he's like I'll give you 24 hours he doesn't get back to you in 24 hours
01:11:54| yeah I've dropped like a hundred I don't know I'm just saying what's going on the black market there's no way that I mean want you to get it you're just gonna be like this is a pretty good painting but
01:12:05| it's woody I guess we gonna do with it yeah I don't know I really don't understand it yo don't steal paintings but yeah I'm cool right that painting was stolen
01:12:15| twice as The Scream by Edvard Munch that was the artist it was twice oh my god there's like a decade later almost on the anniversary it's like crazy so we got a few more I see there was one guy
01:12:33| that actually would set up these caches so he would steal from a bank and put it in a location and hide it until he felt it was safe to pick it up it turns out teenagers found his cash waiting yeah
01:12:48| and all his fingerprints were all over it so that's probably not a good idea mm-hmm I've heard about like you go to the bank managers house the night before and you kidnap the bank manager and then
01:13:00| break in I think that was just a movie plot I don't think that's actually happened that's not an idea I think that just multiplies the crimes that you've just
01:13:09| committed so if you do get caught yeah yeah not a good idea there was the stopwatch stopwatch bandit he would be in the bank for two minutes or less so they actually had a stopwatch
01:13:25| he had a stopwatch on his chest that would tell him when to leave him how much money can you actually get in two minutes is the question according to clay to lead between five and seven
01:13:38| thousand dollars is that I mean how many times do you have to do that with a clearance rate of 60% the odds are if you do it twice you're probably gonna get caught if you do it once you're
01:13:49| probably gonna get caught he did a four times didn't get caught I think he felt guilty by the last time he did it and then decided to turn himself in right I think it had nothing to do with feeling
01:13:59| guilty I think there was evidence out there that he realized would probably get he's like I feel guilty I'm coming in really they were like the white Nissan here's a license plate we're
01:14:09| looking for him he's like I just feel guilty I'm gonna turn myself in folks so if you're gonna steal like all of what the bank has what would you do well like in your research what did you
01:14:21| find work the best for stealing yes actually getting away with the money without getting caught I guess would like to me said I mean I'm have to know um yeah because you don't have the time
01:14:38| to ask them to open up all the other money and go in the back and get the stuff good I like the Tony method where do you dig underneath the safe yeah that's a good
01:14:48| you come at the bottom and then you take all your time in the weekend yeah people were known to like go through all the valuables and like shit in like silver bowls and stuff just be like yeah guys
01:15:01| were like ah I don't do weekends and he was like we talking about he's like I don't work on weekends Saturday and he's like I do something with my kid you wouldn't start on Monday like nine
01:15:16| right he is like I don't got a ride to work can we do Tuesday and they're like we're gonna do it dude we need you he's like I just uh she started a new job I gotta bring my kid to school the next
01:15:33| day I got daycare can we do this one he's in I couldn't I can't get babysitter come on I got I couldn't get someone you imagine that though gonna happen that has happened it happened in
01:15:45| Brazil I think the recent one was around Mert me up that's the one defne million I'm just guessing here yes exactly that actually that's the one that's the story my god research yeah a
01:16:06| lot of these people they they like buy a business that's nearby a bank and then dig a hole or dig upwards or dig through the hole like the wall and they hope that the bank doesn't notice and that
01:16:17| they never realized that the hole connects to whatever their their business is it seems kind of ridiculous until you get away with it until your name's on the business who bought though
01:16:28| yeah if people are smart enough to make a front of a front of the front and then you never your call that oh I didn't give that secret away sorry good idea yeah good idea
01:16:40| yeah I would yeah the tunnel method plus you get to take your time they rushed that is the nice part of it yeah I agree I mean two minutes of joy isn't really worth it most of the time that's what
01:16:54| most people kids say yeah what about most creative one that was just like smart you didn't come across uh there was an armored car somebody dressed up as a cop and had like a smoke grenade so
01:17:08| when they were stopped he threw the smoke grenade under the car and then the cop pulled up and said oh your cars on fire the armored cars on fire you gotta get out he got out and then as soon as
01:17:16| they saw the smoke they jumped out and then he jumped in an armored car drove away that's pretty good yeah I'll give it to him this pretty intelligent and he didn't
01:17:29| get caught it he never got caught that guy shadows that guy but like are you a person who does at once and that's it like he just decided 48 he was gonna do it he did it and then he never did
01:17:42| anything weird again and the only has like 138 thousand hours sitting around somewhere yeah well you're stuck with a whole pile of cash if you're smart enough and you actually
01:17:52| know that's the one thing it has to be an inside job you need to know how much is on that car you're not gonna do it when they're like oh we just dropped off the money you don't get anything sick
01:18:01| well what do I do was this worthless car now so I he must have known somebody who tipped him off they're moving a lot of money that was uh I think that was in China it was a
01:18:15| lot of yen not again shit sunny and oh yeah three hundred million yen I'm a stupidest you get most stupid no would I figure that's every weekend there's TV shows dedicated of yeah I
01:18:34| said break in and climb through the crawl ceiling and then drop anyway well guys that didn't even have a plan they were like go in I don't even think they have a mask on they start arguing in the
01:18:45| middle of it they get hostages they get stuck in the debate and then they're just like you know we're not there's no way to get out of this thing hey I'm getting busted that's that's dumb if
01:18:55| you're able to get away with it the others well pardon that's genius that if they're able to get away with it anyway even though they're idiots yeah like the people that I don't know
01:19:08| how much they stole it was enough to be able to fit a wad of cash in their mouths and then take a selfie with the the wad of cash yeah yep so they yeah they put that on Facebook there was a
01:19:25| man and a woman showing off that they stole that much and what what a dumbass is what dumbasses what a dumbass goddammit yeah Wow alright help these
01:19:40| people but they don't want help I don't know how you do it I don't know how you help them oh it's the only pain for all those people yeah and yourself probably this is a touch and myself that's all I
01:19:55| got the high very tight so because you actually steal millions don't post it on Facebook Twitter and if you might nobody will might see it depends how many friends you got ya got a protective
01:20:11| account draw it all yeah so what would come down with is that uh don't do crime yeah okay unless you're related to something like a political figure oh I will say this it's very short Saddam
01:20:35| Hussein had a son so what he did he spent nine hundred and twenty million yeah Saddam said like my sons allowed to take out a billion dollars from this bank and he showed up and they gave it
01:20:49| to him I thought about that central back central bank of Iraq back in 2003 in Baghdad every time oh yeah I thought that was the craziest thing ever 920 million dollars from a stolen for a
01:21:06| relative yeah quote-unquote stolen what did he spend it on I don't know he was carrying around that like wad of cash while he was like hiding in he dreams and stuff a cool to be hanging out there
01:21:19| come on ladies I made some extra space in my father I dug an extra pit just for you well folks it's that time again tell me why or say goodbye oh I thought we're gonna say the Dark Knight is the
01:21:42| best heist movie ever off the beginning of that with a and yeah isn't that interesting that's good one I just read an article that said um you learn more about the Joker
01:21:52| in that five minute ten minutes each oh yes yeah you do you do and you learn more about the hole that's the most interesting part of the movie actually I liked when they set it up that way or to
01:22:03| show a character's were true what's the director's name Christopher Nolan yes I think so anyway he um I read a whole thing on that it's different ratio aspect than
01:22:15| like other movies at the time he did IMAX so it's a different film medium it's meant to be viewed on in an IMAX I just read a whole article on that whole first ten minutes and it's crazy because
01:22:29| I always forget it and don't get to see that ten minutes but that's kind of the best ten minutes and it's a heist movie in and of itself that's a whole movie and of itself where he betrays one guy
01:22:40| betrayal ego tells the other guy betray the other guy stand right betrays a guy yeah that's badass yeah you can see how he's planning things out I was planning it take
01:22:52| counter to the fact a little bit yeah to shout out um what's the guy who played the Joker he's good Heath Ledger Ledger you wanna come on the podcast I I let him come on he's
01:23:04| good no no before you think it's just a celebrity grab Heath Ledger come on the unders oh my god I just read the comments Heath Ledger Freston pieces
01:23:19| yeah well oops and you're like like you guys that's the performance stuff that was fantastic it literally is his best performance
01:23:38| three yeah some people say it drove him insane I don't believe that but I don't not believe that I don't know what to think is that weird what do you think in ten
01:23:52| years I'll go down in history is like one of the craziest things it's gonna be only gonna be for a top ten lists of it on the internet somewhere are their top ten this from
01:24:03| the internet for actors who died when they were filming a movie about something that was maniacal Batman for the crow folks we like me like me a lot like me a lot more
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00:00:20| so I'm Dan and I'm Nick folks we're old friends dissecting one topic at a time people technology media we've got it all covered each discussion here is a deep dive into our unique perspective taboo
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00:01:15| whoo oh boy right off the bat welcome one welcome all join us I'm in a couple drinks tonight Meaghan trying to drink with that neckerchief on your face mmm this is a
00:01:31| difficult difficult task good word drop it is a neckerchief mm-hmm um if I wore a neckerchief into a bank you know what they'd say take that off please sir I have to make
00:01:45| a real big decision there where should I take it off a nice slow pause you can't reach for anything near your waist or your garments work you had any of this right there sighs illegal once you do
00:02:04| that that's illegal yeah you're threatening them if you have you officially become threatening now what if I wrote on that piece of paper hey babe like me oh I'm not sure what if
00:02:22| it's a question it's like would you like to give me money Oh question huh what does that put the blame on the cashier then the teller like to tell her she wanted to give me the money I don't lie
00:02:37| didn't ask for it and you find him attractive it was so weird objection objection would you like to him after the trial [Laughter]
00:02:55| so bank robberies and heists and bets and burgles and arson ease and robbery are all part of our everyday lives folks mm-hmm especially here on the on
00:03:12| panners channel we teach you how to rob a I don't even think it's gonna be a Kabang core convenience store yeah I don't think we can say that can your own safe figure it out
00:03:27| strike two yeah write it down a piece of paper because you're gonna forget it do they still do that the last movie to even use the safe motif was on Bad Santa I feel like right when he's the most
00:03:39| famous safecracker but I feel like that was kind of a lazy narrative too like I've seen so many different ways in movies to break his safe then I think it's become very trite it's a little bit
00:03:51| of a try favorite is still die hard which is the dude exit Merry Christmas oh yeah they do that it's like things spinning and unlocking all at the same time yeah old-school hacking is
00:04:05| hilarious in the movies I don't know why I say would have that many visual cues to it about any of these things so you're telling me that someone made a visual interface for when you're
00:04:19| destroying their spend time like you're gonna break my program this is gonna I'm gonna have this happen and then this will happen and then these things will spin it will say code crap anyway I
00:04:36| digress yeah yeah it would be badass to make it that wouldn't it it would be sweet to see your program work what if you programming all that in as he was Christ
00:04:47| let me there like years hold on a second I need to finish this detail this graphic isn't perfect yet I got to change my bed's mm-hmm break down the difference I was going to UM no I got
00:05:06| nervous because I just realized I forget which one was which so larceny is the weirdest one it never happens in fact um in 2016 I'll get back to the stat there was total of like two
00:05:18| instances of larceny in a bank is that because they can charge them with something harder that conflicts maybe yeah I guess partly but also it's I think it's it's stealing something while
00:05:31| people are present so like you're in the bank and you're clear like I dropped my pen can you pick and you're reaching over the counter and taking like $400 that's larceny pal you
00:05:41| put it in your pocket and you roll maybe cops aren't educated enough to tell the difference between theft and larceny because they're very close you're very close that could be that you
00:05:51| stole that you Larsson dit house who you Larsson that you theft it game theft where you sneak around Larson er Larson er oh my god no I see him next up we have robbery mmm like the most extreme
00:06:18| one I think I'd skip the middle one will go robbery robbery course use physical force to get moola or valuables off someone give me that or I'm gonna baby [Music]
00:06:35| and then what's the middle one I forgot larceny burglary in a burglary yeah sorry we skip burglary folks burglary is where you like break into a building and steal all the good stuff while no one's
00:06:48| around so like a building closes and you're like popping that lock popping that lock and you break in and you steal money from the register you take all these stereo equipment you put it on
00:06:57| your shoulder you roll out or you get there and you find out there's nothing in the cash register and there's nothing to steal you can't carry anything out he's still burbling okay so at my place
00:07:10| of business family business um you've been burgled and we were burgled twice in a month Oh repeat so we have um where they called like after it closes like the
00:07:24| cage you put you in closing a chain link with a bar that comes over mmm and like box the two together yeah he kind of hole in it with a welding torch or something it looked like something
00:07:39| welding tool but it could be wrong and once he got in there he broke the glass for the door got in there and we had security cameras I think at the time and he was very large he was like six
00:07:50| foot five whoever he was it was like pitch black and he was a dark individual no no I don't know who's that probably pretty hungry was dark for a little for some hamburgers he came in and he tried
00:08:03| to get stuff from the register but it didn't open because like all the lights weren't on and like the power was off huh so we have video footage this guy walking down the aisle
00:08:12| yes know where the register is kind of dark and he can't open it so he's doing something with it and he just picks it up pulled it and he left with it yeah that's a nice register
00:08:21| well nothing on that side mister well we found it the next morning it was out in the street and there was on the inside and I think he probably did get like 80 bucks or something they don't usually
00:08:30| leave much overnight so the new thing was we we leave just the change in the drawer you can only get like well the quarters penny so you can shake it and get really interested so whoever was the
00:08:49| cameras weren't working at the time I think broke in a second time because we were between figuring out how to fix the old hole and like we just put a new door an opportunity everything and came in
00:09:01| and just pulled the register off and realized there was nothing in it because we leave it open to I just throw around and it was very disappointing and then had to buy a new register because at
00:09:10| that point it was sort of broke it was like all the way broke and he only made off with like probably less than a dollar he left all the coal burners and stuff and he was really mad and yeah it
00:09:25| feels bad to have your stuff burgled yeah because you're violated yeah like we told there bring a gun in and demand my money then I feel like it's like a face-to-face interaction like we know
00:09:36| each other I'm scared you want to point on him in the lineup feel like you get Redemption in a trial I don't even need to point to them I just gotta tell them on the street
00:09:49| you you got me I see you watch where you live see what's there not see much driving so there is a difference between all them so they didn't catch any of those guys even though you got one on
00:10:03| camera oh this is the thing the police came in and my mom goes do you think they'll fingerprint it and then ID everyone in the area and I'm like oh and then when
00:10:19| he came in I was like I was like wait and I was like does fingerprints it was the footage I was like we have the footage it's in the back like I was like saying it to be like oh hey we got some
00:10:29| footage it's over here he's like we don't need it it's like okay I know my mom's like looking he's like did he fingerprint yeah I'm like he's gonna fingerprint mom oh he was like anything
00:10:43| I was like he could have been six foot four ish and name was like hmm no they could have been african-american he was like and I was like any got away with $80 to second
00:10:54| he's rolling this down he's like we'll keep our eyes peeled be safe any left and I was like that's nothing I was like I was like we're CSI we're we're gonna do a blood test we can do a
00:11:07| DNA their DNA everywhere but anyway they they don't do any of that see as I should ah a simple $80 register break-in yeah sorry guys said yeah so it's gonna be sirs that brush hold successful
00:11:28| burglary shout out whoever burgled I don't know if you're watching the podcast we could use the money give back it's 80 bucks here it is Sir with interest $89 Wow oh that's so nice loan
00:11:48| I think one of the earlier guys who worked at our store got um held at gunpoint and uh I forgot how the story went crap he cuz um sorry it used to be we don't anymore but we used to just
00:12:06| like pick up cash at places you got your eight hundred bucks I think people would pay you in cash like a large sum of money and he'd be driving around yeah then feeling anymore follow me
00:12:15| around you're like five bucks but it used to be a like a bump someone Oh like for like three weeks or four weeks but the boss will come out and like pay you cash you can only put it in
00:12:26| bring it back huh feel like the old timey bank robberies there's actual money in there like people oh hell yeah dude people were moving money nowadays is there even
00:12:36| paper money anywhere no I found that most ATMs I know this because it's like the CVS is around me for some reason people read mouths it can be it's usually below 10,000 but it can have up
00:12:50| to 200 K but I doubt I doubt it has to it I know it was on they live in each individual to 3008 held under 10k it would make sense that they don't keep as much money in the ATM because I started
00:13:04| reading about how they they'll have money an ATM which is responsible by the bank to refill so the bank has a little bit more money than that and then the bank has these like kind of like safe
00:13:13| houses these they calm like test banks or cash hoards are they are they in the bank somewhere sometimes they're in the bank sometimes they're like a faraway location but nearby so it's like
00:13:27| undisclosed and it's like heavily guarded so like people aren't scared to go to the bank because they don't know that it's a I think it's heavily guarded or that they don't even have cars there
00:13:36| because the the cash is really like down the street somewhere but the CVS is in my area it's like rampant like people will drive a car through the front because the ATMs
00:13:47| are right on yeah mm-hmm they'll just try to yank it out like the like tie it and the tow hook or something and just yeah get out of there and just run right away with this braking bed you saw that
00:13:58| right did they do the same thing and Breaking Bad I don't recall this the old couple or the couple that um kidnaps Jesse Pinkman hmm they have an ATM in their
00:14:09| house and they've been trying to break into it for like uh weeks and weeks and weeks and they I feel like they have a kid they disregard so long since I seen that and um they can't break into it a
00:14:20| crowbar in it it's in their house I mean they're not worried about getting caught but because it's like on the property it's just in there open it and I think somehow either
00:14:30| Jessie is complicit in or helps happen this safe the ATM falls on one of the people holding him hostage and crushes his head and he's like it's like a disturbing scene where I feel like head
00:14:43| guts fly everywhere and he's looking and the machine opens and then all the money he wants to grab the money does they yeah I think yeah I think he does I remember it so weird how like you
00:14:54| remember but I do remember that scene hmm so I guess the question is would knowing like you don't know how much money is really in an ATM it's probably about a thousand bucks I would assume
00:15:04| it's like a rouse of bucks this sounds worth if it's 3,000 is it worth doing that to try to steal 3000 bucks that's up I mean that's it could screw up your car for one you could get
00:15:16| caught too and you'd be ruined in your head do you think anyone stealing thinks there are $3,000 in there I think it probably there's at least 10 yeah they probably think there's 10 so if there
00:15:29| was 10 is it worth it then but it's a serial thing too it's like three CBS's in the same area so I think it's the same person maybe they know the first time around that there's actual maybe 10
00:15:41| grand in there and they think you know right uh is new your license plate well you would think that you could record all this stuff figure it out I just take their like I don't know I'm gonna do a
00:15:57| crazy crime yeah either take my license plate off or cover it cuz for you so much more but nah because that raises a whole other slew of questions they'll be cool it's probably way harder to do
00:16:10| I don't know down here you get you get people who don't even have cars they steal someone else's car take the plates off do the same thing and then it's like an extra layer of confusion for the
00:16:19| police to be right I guess we're gonna dust for it I'm gonna check for DNA and dust for prints no those those CBS doors they're just like plywood for like two months like they didn't even try to put
00:16:32| well Simon Barry is really good cement yeah I don't know host I guess I guess it takes a few times before they actually put those in alright so ATMs you asked
00:16:43| me before what would you do if one was spitting out money when you walked up for it yeah what if if you know you're on camera you probably like you're like oh here's your money back you didn't do
00:16:52| you didn't do shit - you just walked into the vestibule it's nighttime right yeah no one else is around and um even more better you put it's before you even put your card or your PIN in you just
00:17:07| walk into it there's just a wad of cash right down down the bottom yeah yeah that's a tough call because I don't think anybody can prove that you took a wad of cash I'll give you take out like
00:17:18| manna you're on painting that vestibule is definitely taped yeah but if it's already there just sitting there right then you didn't do anything right are they really gonna blame you for taking
00:17:29| the cash that is sitting there exactly a public public space right at that point really the bank space if it's still in the best and it was a drive-up atm and it was there is that's public space is
00:17:42| that free money that's their driveway they're gonna get the snow out of that bad boy hmm City don't do it live a like cash on the side of the road you find like $100,000
00:17:54| on the side of the road do you pick it up and try to keep it here's the crazy part we discussed this on one of the real early podcasts and then you asked me I said yes and use a worthless blood
00:18:05| on it I said still yes yeah well my question becomes what if you took like three thousand from it then it's like I didn't take it off feel a little bit better like I just took I grab some yeah
00:18:22| what did I do oops I missed it there's ninety nine thousand dollars in here it's like the cops like that's an odd number oh I got against that later and the cop the cop
00:18:32| goes back tells his buddies like there's only ninety five thousand dollars in here and that weird then the next cop tells the chief there's only eighty four thousand
00:18:42| dollars weekend yeah yeah that is I don't know even like each says we couldn't find any money as chief it's all crooked don't worry about it I feel like if you had that much money you I
00:19:00| would be compelled to only spend it in like very small increments all over town and I would probably never spend all of it like I'd be spending like pocket change 10 bucks here 10 plus there you
00:19:12| pay like a kids tuition or like college tuition with - you're loud - you would feel that though like you start paying with like you start counting those bills I feel like I get nervous and start
00:19:22| sweating and be like this is weird why is it all one a student ID they do I feel like I don't I've never seen anybody pay with cash so that would just I feel like I'd be standing out right oh
00:19:39| you definitely would but you're not paying in a line of people with checks or credit card huh everyone's waiting in there yeah hurry up you gonna you gonna go wrong use your government-issued
00:19:50| debit card huh a stag listen most of my shirts have deer on them Emma said deers but I didn't good sure you're educated or something no exactly I thought I was saying this thing you know so let's move
00:20:12| one of the banks you're gonna Rob the banks what's the it seems like there's amended would you take the money on the floor by the way in the ATM that's good I think I would I'd hold it for a night
00:20:23| and decide if I want to turn it in because I think you're supposed to turn it in over a certain value and then if no one claims it you actually get it legally and they give it back to you but
00:20:32| then I think everyone knows that you have it so that might be scary as well who's everyone everyone Hank wants that money if there's a gangster drug dealer or something they're gonna come to your
00:20:43| house they don't talk about in the ATM vestibule no the ATM machine then they're gonna give it back to the bank you're never gonna get it but you I would still take it I'll hold it and
00:20:55| then be like holds day the bank exactly I hold it for the bank Oh interesting okay that's wrong Matt yeah I'm not spending it or anything but I am
00:21:06| definitely holding it so that if anything's wrong at the bank needs me they can contact me I hope my phone still works that's one thing I will say that in the scheme of things that amount
00:21:14| of money doesn't mean anything that's a that's very minut amount of money like I would buy like a maybe a computer with it if I were to spend it and that doesn't really add doesn't life life
00:21:24| long thing it doesn't matter what's interesting is we did a podcast about winning the lottery any lump sum that of money doesn't seem to help people as much as say a steady income true the
00:21:35| difference between rich and wealth yeah you'll see yeah a lot of these people that they take a large like wad of cash and it's in like the hundreds of thousands and they they're like it's a
00:21:48| burden to carry that with them and then they end up like abandoning everyone that was ever related to them or they die it's a heavy scrubber Abed yeah yeah to the corral it's a curse
00:22:00| like armed robberies in the United States of America you know how many we were done with this guy who's neckerchief tenant masks besides in general oh oh yeah well what's the I
00:22:14| would say it's probably it's gotta be high you gotta be smart I think to me gonna be dumb not to do it right probably eighty to eighty percent no is it slower than I thought but it's
00:22:26| it's over fifty sixty percent okay hello armed robbery's work if you just take your shirt and just like put your shirt up like alright you don't know who I am now I said it's very sneaky
00:22:39| you have a very descriptive eyes sir I could point those out of any lineup you cried a little bit so I got your DNA to hold it a little bit of cry DNA and traumatic experience for both of us
00:22:54| the the US Department of Justice my goodness um BJ's dot-gov BJ's that Bureau of Justice Statistics system yes yeah of Justice BJ's of
00:23:13| Justice Statistics days ago so there weren't a lot of bank robberies in 2016 I did 2016 there's most recent one they had what was the number forty to fifty one four thousand so there's ten a day
00:23:33| at least no cuz I'm not there were thirty five hundred branches and banks and everything around the United States so you said there's four thousand robbery and over a year over a year but
00:23:50| that still there's ten a day happening somewhere in the United States is that in my a sure am i hearing that rocky four thousand two hundred and something you know 365
00:24:00| days that's more than said everything oh I'm sorry I was breaking it down my bank yeah by day yeah yeah I'm thinking to myself
00:24:10| this anywhere in the United States right okay over ten a day which is I find that surprising so you don't really a lawyer actually because I I think of like
00:24:22| Oklahoma how many banks are in Oklahoma I mean every country there's gonna be over four hundred banks in Oklahoma alone and I could care less the tool who got robbed I'd be like yeah that's
00:24:33| probably true in New York City how many how many banks are in New York City at least ten [Laughter] I actually broke it down by state you
00:24:46| know the most Bank robbed state there's almost 7,000 banks FDIC insured commercial banks one so 4200 get robbed in a year it's like half of them if you were to not not with no right which is
00:25:02| no no look it's the opposite yeah my counter status banks yeah if a bank gets robbed once its gonna get robbed again faster than the other banks they are not robbed this repeat robbed for a reason
00:25:15| we'll get Indian when the reason you would rob a bank a specific bank later but um 40 to 50 banks were in violation of a robbery because it larceny counts burglary everything we came out with
00:25:30| California came in number one and with over 500 of them hmm yeah I was kind of surprised California number one but it's it's a large landmass what's clear there's no crazy
00:25:42| stuff going on there's a lot of wildness going on California sometimes the birth of the Wild West maybe maybe it still carries along a little bit in the breeze all those miscreants that found their
00:25:56| way to California flamin breeze poor wildfire yes has to deal with all those bank robberies so number two is New York sheer population will do that yeah I understand were
00:26:10| three was Massachusetts I mean if I was in Boston I would rob a bank where's the Texas on that list number four Texas oh yeah we got it good job guys three
00:26:21| three hundred and some in 2016 I can get the exact number I didn't write it down and pa came in bit o good representation I like it man yeah we'd like 170 or so so this all seemed weird to me because I
00:26:39| want to say in the past readers I don't know if this is accurate the Citizens Bank that I go to in Germantown area was robbed I don't know if it was gunpoint I don't know if they made up with money I
00:26:54| don't know if it was a right you know what I mean because they break it down as any kind of threat any kind of police are called security whatever also the other citizens not
00:27:05| citizens I think it was a Commerce Bank or whatever the hell it is PN sapience a PN C about two weeks ago in our neighborhood I went to when it was closed and they had it like quarantined
00:27:19| off in the middle of the day it was like day and I said everything okay everything good you guys have your air conditioner go down and said oh no we're not allowed to talk about it and I said
00:27:28| was it bad and they're like I was like is there right okay and she was like everyone's good it was the police came everything was fine we're not supposed to talk about it it
00:27:41| got resolved there was no problem and that's all I can say and I was like I'm a nice day so my mom went later that day and I was like mom please make sure you gotta go and get more information and
00:27:53| she came back and she was like listen someone had a gun no shots were fired and the police showed up and barricaded the whole area and there were no real hostages but he didn't want to come out
00:28:01| and then they eventually got another good look I love a good story so anyway if you were robbed actually close your bank for the day oh it's like a vacation day they better they I think they even
00:28:18| will do like counseling if there was a gun involved which is I wouldn't want to do that but I take the day off I think the day off counseling might be cool you might meet some cool people you
00:28:29| get a day off again Thanks hey kick your feet up you're like yeah they had a gun it was terrible oh you seem to be really traumatic and you're like you guys got coffee and standoff
00:28:43| took a while oh my stomach's crumbling a little bit anyway that's just because I just I have a bank robbery example though yeah there was one bank robbed like it where I live it's a subset of
00:29:03| the city subset of Houston that is not part of Houston but it was like right on the board so when that happens it was like near like three major cities in Texas I saw
00:29:14| everybody heard yeah so it's like we got a bank robbery near whatever's happening there are a hundred hundreds of cop cars it's just like they go all out man it's like we're not gonna stand for this shit
00:29:25| standeth you're like show of force yeah they don't do that up there they didn't even dust for fingerprints on over they were like we're busy yeah so they are they caught the guy that that
00:29:37| did it near me um I don't know what your plan is if you spend longer than like two minutes in a bank but you got well if you hug it out so 40 to 50 robberies right in 2016 the United States huh
00:29:58| English do you know how many an alarm was triggered I prize say about 80 percent like 80 4102 them like 90 all but like 80 in a 4,000 number so what Wow 99 hitch that's probably forty eight
00:30:16| forty one one forty to fifty one by 4108 maybe I did that irons 4108 yeah that's like a 96% 96% of the time an alarm was sounded at some point by either silent alarm triggers something surveillance
00:30:37| yeah I guess they have low button on the bottom right wait this one's even better I forgot I wrote this down so higher than the alarm rate is the camera rate apparently every bank has so many
00:30:47| cameras 40 to 50 events I'm hungry to ten were on camera Wow so there were 40 that were off camera now that could be the backwoods backwoods in Oklahoma generally made
00:31:00| power outage some kind of regulation maybe yeah inside job thank you that could be 40 all right 40 we're done without a camera well that's still I mean it's a lot of age of cameras is
00:31:13| definitely telling criminals that they probably shouldn't read this what day of the week did most gonna say Friday hell yeah baby robbed a bank it's like everyone's like
00:31:31| Thursday one more day of the week everyone's like Friday robbed a bad time to enjoy the weekend get your money freakin weekend baby we got a spin yeah and I only said Friday because there was
00:31:44| one guy that his Mo was to steal from a bank on Fridays only when it was late in the day cuz they're open that extra hour I could see weird there's an I have a number the most popular time to rob a
00:31:57| bank on Fridays well the most general I'm in general it's boiling I 11 a.m. first the time early morning no first because you know what the least popular
00:32:09| time to rob a bank was 6:00 to 9:00 a.m. together so let me tell you the least time to rob a bank card to go to bed but the most popular time to rob a bank is window where the robbers are like it's
00:32:23| too early to go in let's just give them an hour let's make sure they get all the money there before noon get in there get out and let's enjoy the weekend least popular day Sunday Dixey one robberies
00:32:42| happened on Sunday our banks even open on Sunday maybe that's why but I thought it was more for church I robbed the tank that I got to go to church and yeah sure so weapons were threatened in 2360
00:33:01| that's over 50% but not by much he is slightly lower cent mmm weapons were threatened a weapon or firearm was actually used or discharged in five hundred ninety instances so what's of
00:33:14| that event and a quarter of that they don't even have Wow we don't know we don't know hey you're sick yeah right but um how many people died in bank robberies last year or 2016
00:33:29| excuse me I'm gonna say it's probably under 100 right and 70 slay under that really it's in one to two percent of instances eight total deaths so that's even smaller
00:33:44| that's like a fraction of a percent no in four thousand eight uh yeah I guess so yeah well that happens to be last year I'm sorry I read a stat that said one percent of all bank robberies and do
00:33:56| my fatality that writen right right didn't know that I know much higher as well if it were like if you were in the bank at the time that someone was robbing it and they did have a weapon
00:34:08| which would you just lay on the floor or not would you be a dead fish would you just lay there there's there's something I do in my life that I think I would probably end up doing are you done
00:34:19| pushing the envelope no no I wouldn't you talk to the guy I'm gonna be a hero no if he goes get on the girl I would do this and then I slowly go around he probably turned his cock off Larson jerk
00:34:33| off motion and then I do this as soon as you turn around to the other people give me your wallet and ID like I don't have a wallet he'd be like see you don't have a lot
00:34:47| I'd be like what do you do for a living I'd be like I'm a delivery driver and they'd be like do you drive without licence and I'd be like yeah he's like we got a smart ass over here
00:34:55| I'd be like you're my hostage you should've told him I'm a professional bank robber and I'm a pro from then on I would comply entirely fear of my life but I would ultimately try and try to
00:35:18| have him like hmm what's that's one thing I've never seen in a movie where two groups of robbers try to steal from the same Bank at the same time hey we were your first know we were no no it's
00:35:38| our money they flip the coin for it will help you steal we want 51% we want 51% that'll be uncool we'll see yeah I think so it's almost like bank robberies and super big heists and stuff were made for
00:35:57| movies you're doing the tension there's so much going on there's a definitive goal and it's physical to there is you get to grab that money get the throw it in the air you just dancing and swimming
00:36:09| in it hmm there's nothing as visual as that could you name a bank heist movie though or a heist movie as we more like oceans oceans any number of them all of the oceans yeah even though they all
00:36:24| female one did that count that one was too recent for me to see I'm gonna use that reason for why I didn't see it but I heard it was okay what it was fine I was a teenager very good even though I
00:36:39| saw it in like 480p it's the worst I'm used to like seeing things in HD you look at it like on a down VHS over just if you type in list of heist movies top heist movies best heist movies you'll
00:37:00| get a list you'll get a million friggin license yeah there's ton of those so many of them right is your eye okay it is it'll keep going way to bring attention to it up whoa I so I broke
00:37:17| down some of my favorites and I was like my mind was spinning I was like these movies are the best actually here point of reference is die hard a heist movie kind of it is you know maybe that's why
00:37:29| we all loved iron it's an action movie it's a heist movie it's a comedy it's a dramedy and it's got a little bit of like documentary I think that's what Bruce Wallace did when he was like 28 I
00:37:41| think someone said it really happened oh I love that nagasaki plaza it's a real place and he really anyway I don't know someone who can do it it might be the fabrications Corrections next episode
00:37:56| but I started googling heist movie heist thing movies about robberies bottle rocket 1996 hell yeah I froze a heist movie who the goddamn comedy right yeah
00:38:10| I guess in the end they do a terrible heist to get them all busted deal where they try steal when it lucre in together it's a good question like thing you can look it off while I keep going
00:38:30| so before that we have heat the Niro and Pacino was actually a decent movie and it's like way over the top mmm the bank job came in there 2008 Point Break 1991 who the hell doesn't
00:38:44| love play break and it's kind of a heist movie yeah I mean it isn't it isn't but it is tower high starring Eddie Murphy and Ben Stiller best movie I've ever seen
00:38:54| jennice in a pile will agree it's an Emmy winner terrible whatever it was bad I've got the OVA and Luke Wilson once okay there's four of unusual oh can you give it to me Felisa I know it is one of
00:39:09| them all right give me him you know you'll know the next one it was a kind of funky has to do with the family they play tennis in it and I think there's a certain bond and kind of bombs
00:39:19| yep Royal Tenenbaums they're both of that it's cool yeah and then there's two other ones that you will never know apparently good around the world in 80 days
00:39:28| mmm now and the Wendell Baker story apparently Wendell Baker was not that famous nor his story I was going with some more movies both how about the usual suspects they consider it a heist
00:39:41| movie on this list I don't but it kind is it's badass like they were stealing remember they work together to steal I forget what that was from kobayashi I'm not going to steal to Kobayashi that's
00:40:01| such a good I was a sniper one guy was a taxi guy they snuck the guy in the taxi I forgot about that Reservoir Dogs 92 how about this one even more
00:40:11| very recent inception literally it's a movie about stealing shit people keep stealing special time all the oceans my favorite movie of all time snatch your set Brad Pitt did you ever
00:40:29| read my favorite of course I have but I don't remember what he was stealing the it's still the den the the diamond from Antwerp it's weird the good movies you don't remember what they were trying to
00:40:40| steal I know well because it's not that's not what the movies yeah but it but it is Jason Statham Brad Pitt anyway that's my favorite movie of all time you mentioned all the the oceans movies
00:40:54| where you actually stealing from from a casino that actually happened with this circus circus Hotel in 1993 yeah somebody's actually able to steal like he knew oh we know where he could shovel
00:41:11| money into a van and take off as he stole an armored truck the interesting part of the story is that he took off and then later on he found a woman to spend time with and the
00:41:24| woman was in on it with him like she knew he had stolen money and then he ditched her for any left her in a sleeping bag with like a thousand bucks and they never cab ride home with that
00:41:41| yeah or arrested three meals a day in a penitentiary episode dropped so they caught her but never him never caught him never caught him he's shut up my man toting around a u-haul two million
00:41:59| dollars cash somewhere he wasn't in a dumb bar armed robbery Lizzie Lewis is Loomis armored truck huh interesting mmm do you want to get it famous won't ya all time you wanna sleep I want to
00:42:17| finish up movies with by saying heist movies is probably the best category yeah cuz like because it can encompass comedy uh I don't think horror or heist movies but um comedy drama drama d
00:42:33| there's romance I feel like there's a team's mature action definitely action I feel like a lot of there's like unique there's a there's an obvious beginning and an obvious goal
00:42:49| and then it's like how do you get there is freeform and it's it's understandable like swordfish they take the bus then they use a helicopter lift it and try to like land it somewhere but I don't think
00:42:59| it worked out for them very well but um but I think there's a I guess two heist movies all start from Robin Hood you never feel bad for the people being placed - do you ever in any of these
00:43:18| movies a lot of the people that I ever looked back on like the historical figures they always kind of refer to them as a Robin Hood even though they never gave to the poor never right right
00:43:30| Robin Hood is a two-part system i Rob from the rich I give to the poor but when we look back and call anyone Robin Hood really just have to fulfill the first part I did it feel yeah I
00:43:39| didn't I didn't give back I was getting to the Robin Hood part yeah getting there yeah I promise belonging you know about DB Cooper did he come across oh yeah
00:43:50| yeah yeah I did he hijacked a plane and then somehow he was able to get money because he hijacked the plane I guess he what did he land 12.5 million yeah weird that I didn't look him up and I came up
00:44:01| with that number it's not a huge number but it's a and I have you had this tap safe did i inflated it because it was a little bank robbery but it was it is a heist I guess because you you are
00:44:10| stealin a plane right and large amount the money or the curious thing about it was that he was able to get the money and jump out 200 grand and ransom was his equivalent to 1.2 million to
00:44:25| he was able to jump out somewhere in the northwest and they never found him yeah yeah that's nuts yeah he had a parachute ready so my guess is he died but I don't know I mean
00:44:38| I don't know that you'd ever know it's like I didn't know there were 4,000 bank robberies in the United States every year I'd have ever been invited one I would assume that there's almost none
00:44:47| because I never saw one DB cooper did he escape maybe no one ever found his body you think they would have found his body and and the money yeah someone cares about that to Ana grant in what was this
00:45:06| that by heart I was like that's Ingram I bred 1971 and then for some reason that well 71 it was that long ago yeah mm-hmm I had a teacher um I did a night class it was three hours straight
00:45:21| every lose it every week because it's three credits right yeah sure um meet my friend Dan not this Dan not till then be Uncle Dan together yeah the third dan I have three Dan's my
00:45:35| life god bless me um one time we trying to go for class or during break I never do this I never drink during class like I always just go to class I do good we had a 20-minute break we're near
00:45:49| Brazos and we we sprinted to grottoes did two shots and two beers and came back and I remember the teacher started talking about DB cooper and it was the weirdest thing he was going off and I
00:46:07| was like this kinds obsess there's a history class and I was like holy shit and I remember turning and Dan again like it's DV Cooper I just remember he is Deva Cooper he's everything like and
00:46:21| he was like sketch never in LA he got away and I was like it's you I felt like it was a usual suspects moment but I think what was drinking I couldn't stop laughing but so to this day I pronounce
00:46:33| his name that makes it with DB cooper and I also then text Mike Daniel hey it's so and so poor you know mm-hmm good job dude I liked the part where you sprint back
00:46:44| and forth between the bar class it was easy to sprint there but when you have all that liquid bouncing normally it's herbal so that's it for another hour to listen to him lecture and get paid
00:46:58| herbal I had to pee it was uncomfortable I was just drunk enough were like it were all factor like ten minutes I was like see you have respect for staying in class I had one class I didn't like it
00:47:09| all and I was hungry yeah well no I went for the first five minutes and then I got on stairs get something to eat take a piss to get dumped I'm back last five minutes class
00:47:20| I think I got to see in that class who cares as a delicious quesadilla everyday I'll take that so back to bank robberies the first 118 118 31 yeah the City Bank of New York someone had
00:47:41| actually got away from from the City Bank of New York they stole $240,000 10:45 to be a tactic in that day that was a lot of money that must've been like a Federal Reserve
00:47:52| almost that's badass the origin yeah I don't know if they caught them or what but the more we talked about this before I uh think eat right yeah yeah the more you think I can get away with this no no
00:48:11| I don't wanna do it as I think it's worth the risk for me mm-hmm but if someone wants to do it and be successful I almost like be like yeah good job dude if they can do it nowadays that be
00:48:20| impressive um right whatever is the way they are yeah yeah I'm not advocating it at all when you talk about the history yeah I'm sorry history let's get into the history
00:48:32| back in the day before we get to current a things going on so there's like the building of the kid I actually don't have Billy the Kid wow that's weird because I thought he was like the number
00:48:44| one bank robber right look them up I read a really good story on him it's so as a 13 year old who got big into reading like I would read books I would just I loved reading I thought he
00:49:00| was just a gunfighter lead actually steel I guess lead way to a gun land adventure like I love that stuff though he's a big bank robber chasing trains and all that
00:49:08| um I read a really good story on him and it was my friend's mom who I started asking her for recommendations he really like Stephen King and Dean Koontz and a couple of others
00:49:21| and she said there's a book on Billy the Kid is one of the best books I've ever read it's fiction but it's like based on reality like it is check it out I read it in the eyes in my eyes I kept saying
00:49:33| this is the best book I've read this but I really enjoyed it I don't know who authored it I can't find the book anyone we got 300 400 page book and it left an impression on me like I still feel like
00:49:50| the way the sunset went I feel all this stuff huh and it was like Billy KITT was awesome and he got gunned down and it was crazy so I looked him up today for the bank robbery thing robbing one bank
00:50:01| for one dream that's what the nothing much work it was a correction it was a yeah so back then I thought he was bank robber I probably read this story and realize he's like the most just
00:50:15| misunderstood crazed kid who just wanted to do his own thing and once he started running from the wall he could never stop I thought he was just a good like he was good gunslinger so that was it
00:50:26| and he like did something when he was like 17 they got him illegal and he just started running and was good at running and good at shooting and good at being friendly with people and like his
00:50:38| personality and then all the sudden newspapers were printing and all of a sudden now he's running further mm-hmm police are chasing him now he has no choice but to shoot back and
00:50:46| do this yeah I think it's like a little bit of romantic story I don't know so that that I'm gonna say that there's two different time frames here Jesse James came earlier than the three I'm going to
00:50:57| mention after him Bonnie and Clyde John Dillinger and then George babyface Nelson a babies like the later ones are all depression-era
00:51:07| so they get stuck in a situation that they need to fight themselves out of and they start robbing banks to feed themselves because it came from poverty yeah and a lot of the successful ones
00:51:18| were ones that formed a gang so they had multiple people helping them rob banks and take the money and trying to find things to do with it I guess but then they also get turned on and they get
00:51:30| ambushed that's generally how they die they lose a couple members of the gang and then people start turning on them and then and then everyone we're gonna be at exploit next yeah they end up
00:51:41| getting ambushed I think half of them got shot in the back by somebody just because they trusted them or didn't expect it or so that's the summary of all of those Jesse James Bonnie and
00:51:53| Clyde John Dillinger and George babyface Nelson good summary I mean we could also mentioned that um technology wasn't the same so there was no cell phones no wireless alarm systems
00:52:08| there was no the FBI was in it's bit like its formative years what do you know would the FBI here what do you say so FBI was formed in 1908 after the assassination of a president but part of
00:52:21| that was also because there was interstate stealing larceny burglary theft all of that was having things yeah like it I like it and when these people would steal from a bank they try not to
00:52:36| kill somebody but they usually did end up hurting somebody and then when their gang members got caught they would attack the jail so they would break them free and the jail breaks were very
00:52:48| popular come on yeah interesting yeah so the government of the time said that we can't allow people to just break people out of prison that's ridiculous so they've somebody arrest them and
00:53:03| they're like well he just crossed state lines I'm not allowed can't it's not my jurisdiction I'm sorry I give you my jurisdiction [Music]
00:53:14| so they formed the FBI to track down interstate and call it commerce but it's illegal activity over State pounds oh you got a broken watch no my it's it's right right now but it would be right in
00:53:36| statistics that you have on bank robbers bank robberies you didn't cover the clearance rate how many of those that actually succeed in stealing from a bank get caught please please fill me in
00:53:47| actually didn't 100% no and that was what clearance was yeah so 60% clearance rate which is actually fairly high for a crime so 40% of the people get away with it without ever getting caught I mean in
00:54:01| the timeframe that we've seen the crime happened and up till now which means they're still hunting for them but I'm not gonna find them dust for prints or DNA who knows so it is pretty risky
00:54:16| especially with all the cameras but Inc did we go live so I came across a thing moving forward in bank robberies Clay to me 2012 recent yeah pretty pretty recent because he also did a reddit AMA ask me
00:54:41| anything hmm he was a small-time bank robber how many times did he do it do you say he claimed countless he lost count that's bullshit this looks so there are at least four
00:54:54| accurate depictions of him doing it and getting away with it corroborated could be up to six could be I mean yeah yeah ones a hundred percent sure there's a guy on a criminal show
00:55:08| that did it three or four times and he turned himself in after the like the fourth time because he was stealing from banks that were like a block away they were in his neighborhood he just like I
00:55:19| have a lot of it's the same guy it could be did he use an mo where he just slipped it on a piece of paper and said give me some cash right now yeah now you're saying I cuz they just gave
00:55:30| him the cash and then you get he'd he'd grab it and run well not run he'd slowly make his way out of the bank and hopefully that they didn't like hit the door locks yeah alright same guy then
00:55:40| same guy all right so here's let's say then it's for super corroborated once he claims it was countless probably not he said he learned everything he did from just reading the internet and people who
00:55:55| got caught and stuff he said his number-one trick was to go solo anytime you tell he had a wife he never told her once that he was going to that he was thinking about it nothing
00:56:07| never those friends he never had another driver that could sue robbers he made it for fun he enjoyed it he didn't say fun in this but maybe that's what was for her looked
00:56:19| at tape of guys who screwed up he read stories of guys who made mistakes is actually fairly educated about it he knew what was going on he wanted to manipulate he said he would go five to
00:56:30| six months before he was gonna do it and just like scope the place out look what's going on and that was the only time he would go in there's no tellers and kind of understand what they had so
00:56:41| he said tellers on average have no more than 5 to $7000 disposable at their till whatever it's called the thing in front of them yeah yeah because the bank's figure that's their magic number if they
00:56:57| have more than that they're losing too much money but if they have less than that there's a chance that someone robbing them could open fire and they would lose more money because who wants
00:57:07| to go to augmentation you're not killed no no they they worry about the bloodshed they're like no want to go to my bank and many people are mauled and killed and shot so it's bad for business
00:57:19| so it's all numbers yeah and if you were to go to a bank and try to withdraw that amount of money amount of money they would say come back later pre-plan it tell us you're gonna come in they'd make
00:57:32| a meeting so that they pulled money from a different location yeah okay that makes sense because I guess otherwise I wouldn't have it yeah his other rule was he had no way
00:57:41| and no actual threat yep like the note never said hey give me the money girl can I have the money please write it would it be possible if you could so here's a funny story he told I don't
00:57:57| know if this happened to the podcast this is in the AMA he said the funniest thing he ever did was he asked for the money in the till whatever it was and the it was a woman she said okay
00:58:08| I'll give you everything and she gave him all this money and he's sitting swear he could see money so right in the Tilted yes and he said that's not all of it give me everything else and she
00:58:19| looked him in the eyes and said sorry that's all I had honey so harshly ballsy right and he said that's ballsy so he just took the money he's only got 30 seconds sooner I get out yeah he's gonna
00:58:31| walk go to his car which he did not parked in the parking lot though every bank he robbed had a parking lot hmm so it was like room to get away it wasn't like on an island itself so he would
00:58:43| walk through the parking lot to go to his car anyway they eventually asked him that all those robberies everything else they had video footages when they said uh we've recovered no 49 49 hundred
00:58:58| dollars from this robbery and he said no it should be five thousand he's a number of five thousand dollars and they said no we have 49 hundred dollars and he said no it should be five thousand I
00:59:09| mean we're like check the tape yeah tilt the woman with the tips and no honey is all you got she was found to have stolen a hundred dollars oh she was fired by a robber I was like oh damn
00:59:26| that's cold man it was like she did something I'm telling you well she stole it and she got fired oh shit man yeah I don't even want to mess with that kind of sneaky ass mask
00:59:39| yeah I wouldn't do that although we were doing a little bit of that with the ATN thing like when all the smoke clears let's say there's like a couple Hyundai's flying around because he threw
00:59:47| them there was a fight he hit an old lady and as y'all fingerprints all over it I don't know easy money I think of that I think about it huh how
01:00:00| did you hurt a bit did you hear about what's-his-name Don Jolin uh yeah John Dillinger he actually he was the actor in Brokeback Mountain Don Jill
01:00:09| Dillinger he he actually went to a plastic surgeon who well fixed his face and then afterwards he wanted to remove his fingerprints so they use this this stuff called caustic soda which is
01:00:24| actually sodium hydroxide to burn off his fingerprints so that was one of the methods he used to avoid capture kid yeah did it work it does remove your
01:00:38| fingerprints I will say that you've done so so many thanks for uh breezy wild yeah caustic soda alright so here's a question for you hmm what's that question Nick he's got on this sheet
01:00:58| he's got a nice paint ball no that's my cesira someone bought this for my kid in mortal combat it's like I was like we don't need to buy a mist so if you go into a
01:01:11| bank with this is this illegal I don't think it is this is just weird it's not correct okay go back this is a nerf gun that's correct is it illegal I don't think so it's brightly colored ah orange
01:01:33| pips brightly colored so hold on if you rob a bank with a fake gun a nerf gun is it more illegal or less illegal than robbing it with a real gun I think the intent makes it the same right close
01:01:52| it's not the intent if this gun this fake gun or fake weapon a baseball bat that has fake nails in it maybe it's a rubber bat with rubber nails if it strikes reasonable fear into the other
01:02:05| people involved you'll be tried as if it was a real weapon say that has orange tips reasonable fear there's a reasonable fear okay so if I reasonably fear because I'm not staring
01:02:18| at it I can't tell 100% if that's real or not I'm not a specialist in fake guns orange tips usually kind of throw you off the little orange trigger it looks like a toy this is a toy something that
01:02:30| had black handle black tip black everything else I don't know that's a little more fear yeah that's why people make toys away they do hmm other thing to note is no matter what
01:02:41| item you have let's say it's this even with the orange tips everything if I hit you with it during a robbery that's considered deadly force huh even if it doesn't look reasonably fearful another
01:02:55| crazy thing let's say I had a dildo in my hand yeah average size you look at that and I threaten you hey give me all the money or else like not reasonable fear not
01:03:10| reasonable fear you with it it becomes a deadly weapon anybody why you hold on that's why you hear all the crazy stories every year where a woman assaults man with Chinese food or
01:03:26| something I think you know to me and friends is like or if it becomes a death threat and you hit someone with something it becomes a big deal super so don't hit them with anything like man
01:03:38| was threatened with ramen noodles death time you're like what I did someone get threatened with ramen noodles huh did you hear about the the various Robbie robberies we're going to talk about here
01:03:55| all the ones that actually succeeded in sale individual robberies more recent ones yeah I talked about the kick casino robbery the Crusades yeah I garbled I was part by hearing you know CRO Oh
01:04:10| Casino yeah the one with the the girlfriend who got caught with thousand bucks somewhere and far off and the guy made away with two million Brian wells you mentioned this guy the
01:04:22| pizza pizza delivery guy oh my god he delivered a pizza to some remote location and then was forced to put on a collar which was explosive and was told to rob a bank or it would detonate yeah
01:04:37| that don't worry yeah he he was he I don't think he made off with very much money it was less than a thousand bucks and they had it on live TV he was sitting in front of a bunch of cop cars
01:04:52| pleading with his life we haven't even played the collar exploded there was a net that Netflix special about it evil geniuses or evil genius yeah I don't know if it was so much so much genius
01:05:10| but it kind of was at first when you think about it because they say a woman was involved I know this is terrible this is a pro feminist podcast but they're saying marjorie diehl-armstrong
01:05:25| who was incarcerated for the thing was on I think she had a boyfriend and another boyfriend at the time and yeah kind of convinced them to use their plans and used them so she used someone
01:05:38| to use someone to rob a bank they says a three-person team and he was involved in the team even though I got killed the crazy thing was that the the woman was nuts
01:05:50| she had like a body in her basement freezer that was put there by her boyfriend who thought he was super intelligent but never mentioned that he had placed the body in there and then
01:06:03| they try to blame each other it was it was bizarre names the whole crazy story yeah I don't know what they were thinking and it was like they were right around the corner to like you commit a
01:06:16| crime you think you're not gonna do it like next door the place the pizza guy was directed to go to was behind their house so there's two ways to look at this if you're gonna commit a crime a
01:06:27| really heinous crime that you want to get away with and you don't want to come back on you there's one hand that says do it as far away as possible like go to Wyoming just
01:06:39| drive there for a day and a half yeah do crime and drive back and say you're away which is what I would do if I were to commit a serious crime but hold on think of this like you don't
01:06:49| know that area there's so much you don't know about the location you're robbing like there's way more stuff that can go wrong in an area where you're not familiar with everything traffic
01:07:00| patterns the way cops respond who is a cop who isn't a cop if you did something closer to home you know everyone who's I'd be a dumbass you know who's a drunk you mess with the
01:07:11| drug you can yeah like you know the shortcuts hey once they shut down Main Street from for one hour and happened to be while you were robbing the damn place in Wyoming and you're like damn I don't
01:07:21| know any other Street Google Google you better work I think the people that are set to rob a bank are not quite there mentally so they're more inclined to do it as a sort of impulse I actually think
01:07:35| they're more desperate I guess I guess they don't have the financial backing to travel and come back from wherever they go from well we came across this in heist movies um there's something not
01:07:49| bad about robbing a bank a bank is always the big corporate entity yeah no one there's no physical entity that's behind the bank no like ie number one tellers to get shot or anything like
01:08:01| that but if you're just robbing a bank have you ever heard anyone be like that's terrible they robbed citizens bank citizens and someone's like oh my god I hope they I hope they recover I
01:08:20| really hope you something like do you mean there's some house there's poor citizens there's just something about banks it's bad anyway yeah so if you robbed from them institution we don't
01:08:37| like institutions here exactly you know we don't unless huh the unpaid are sponsored by Citizens Bank deposited citizen oh it's interesting you say deposit there is one
01:08:51| guy that actually stole from a bank and decided that he was gonna protect his money by depositing the money back into the bank that he just robbed like these bills that are covered in ink
01:09:08| yeah you got to be super dumb or there's you know the painting the scream which we talked about in an in one episode there's actually four versions of the scream there are four paintings you know
01:09:22| they're all the same all done by the same person but one of the versions was stolen I think it was 1994 the museum that left the frame standing I it wasn't like a transitional phase during like an
01:09:36| event or something and it was vulnerable so someone stole it I don't understand how you decide to steal something that you'd have to sell to somebody else mmm that is yeah I agree with you 100%
01:09:49| there's something weird about a famous painting yeah so you steal it it's net worth what nine hundred million dollars looks sure why not I can that number oh yeah
01:09:58| so you steal it I got it in my house now it's in my garage hey I hope no one knows about it and B I gotta ask around who wants the painting I'm opening a cop yeah you got a guy right beforehand
01:10:14| yeah I gotta be sly about it yeah yeah I've great having that trade preset wait what have you get double-crossed Yeah right whose is a guy now like as he know he doesn't know all that people
01:10:26| want to buy it right so he has to somehow broadcast that he has it and it's for sale now and that it's obviously stolen well but I mean if a rich person's gonna buy it
01:10:37| they have to know it's stolen because those are the news exactly yeah cuz you see a heavy painting and then not display it like what's the point right
01:10:47| so then they're gonna put the scream in their living room or are they gonna hide it somewhere like what I'm gonna hide it for because you're gonna have to pay so it was 900 million
01:10:57| now it's down to let's cut it in half what's at work buddy yeah for fitty we're fit now that's half because it was I can't display it publicly like you can't have some kind of you're like no
01:11:12| screens over at Jimmy's house he the rich guy Jimmy he bought it and like you have to hide it somewhere in your house so now it's worth less than a half of half so what's the poor pity in half to
01:11:31| yeah and to a court thank you so now that's telling a quarter mil right now he's like listen I don't know do you're legit or I'm legit there's cop involved I don't want to get caught here
01:11:43| I'll give me a two hundred no let me have it and the guys like I don't know it's worth nine hundred and he's like I'll give you 24 hours he doesn't get back to you in 24 hours
01:11:54| yeah I've dropped like a hundred I don't know I'm just saying what's going on the black market there's no way that I mean want you to get it you're just gonna be like this is a pretty good painting but
01:12:05| it's woody I guess we gonna do with it yeah I don't know I really don't understand it yo don't steal paintings but yeah I'm cool right that painting was stolen
01:12:15| twice as The Scream by Edvard Munch that was the artist it was twice oh my god there's like a decade later almost on the anniversary it's like crazy so we got a few more I see there was one guy
01:12:33| that actually would set up these caches so he would steal from a bank and put it in a location and hide it until he felt it was safe to pick it up it turns out teenagers found his cash waiting yeah
01:12:48| and all his fingerprints were all over it so that's probably not a good idea mm-hmm I've heard about like you go to the bank managers house the night before and you kidnap the bank manager and then
01:13:00| break in I think that was just a movie plot I don't think that's actually happened that's not an idea I think that just multiplies the crimes that you've just
01:13:09| committed so if you do get caught yeah yeah not a good idea there was the stopwatch stopwatch bandit he would be in the bank for two minutes or less so they actually had a stopwatch
01:13:25| he had a stopwatch on his chest that would tell him when to leave him how much money can you actually get in two minutes is the question according to clay to lead between five and seven
01:13:38| thousand dollars is that I mean how many times do you have to do that with a clearance rate of 60% the odds are if you do it twice you're probably gonna get caught if you do it once you're
01:13:49| probably gonna get caught he did a four times didn't get caught I think he felt guilty by the last time he did it and then decided to turn himself in right I think it had nothing to do with feeling
01:13:59| guilty I think there was evidence out there that he realized would probably get he's like I feel guilty I'm coming in really they were like the white Nissan here's a license plate we're
01:14:09| looking for him he's like I just feel guilty I'm gonna turn myself in folks so if you're gonna steal like all of what the bank has what would you do well like in your research what did you
01:14:21| find work the best for stealing yes actually getting away with the money without getting caught I guess would like to me said I mean I'm have to know um yeah because you don't have the time
01:14:38| to ask them to open up all the other money and go in the back and get the stuff good I like the Tony method where do you dig underneath the safe yeah that's a good
01:14:48| you come at the bottom and then you take all your time in the weekend yeah people were known to like go through all the valuables and like shit in like silver bowls and stuff just be like yeah guys
01:15:01| were like ah I don't do weekends and he was like we talking about he's like I don't work on weekends Saturday and he's like I do something with my kid you wouldn't start on Monday like nine
01:15:16| right he is like I don't got a ride to work can we do Tuesday and they're like we're gonna do it dude we need you he's like I just uh she started a new job I gotta bring my kid to school the next
01:15:33| day I got daycare can we do this one he's in I couldn't I can't get babysitter come on I got I couldn't get someone you imagine that though gonna happen that has happened it happened in
01:15:45| Brazil I think the recent one was around Mert me up that's the one defne million I'm just guessing here yes exactly that actually that's the one that's the story my god research yeah a
01:16:06| lot of these people they they like buy a business that's nearby a bank and then dig a hole or dig upwards or dig through the hole like the wall and they hope that the bank doesn't notice and that
01:16:17| they never realized that the hole connects to whatever their their business is it seems kind of ridiculous until you get away with it until your name's on the business who bought though
01:16:28| yeah if people are smart enough to make a front of a front of the front and then you never your call that oh I didn't give that secret away sorry good idea yeah good idea
01:16:40| yeah I would yeah the tunnel method plus you get to take your time they rushed that is the nice part of it yeah I agree I mean two minutes of joy isn't really worth it most of the time that's what
01:16:54| most people kids say yeah what about most creative one that was just like smart you didn't come across uh there was an armored car somebody dressed up as a cop and had like a smoke grenade so
01:17:08| when they were stopped he threw the smoke grenade under the car and then the cop pulled up and said oh your cars on fire the armored cars on fire you gotta get out he got out and then as soon as
01:17:16| they saw the smoke they jumped out and then he jumped in an armored car drove away that's pretty good yeah I'll give it to him this pretty intelligent and he didn't
01:17:29| get caught it he never got caught that guy shadows that guy but like are you a person who does at once and that's it like he just decided 48 he was gonna do it he did it and then he never did
01:17:42| anything weird again and the only has like 138 thousand hours sitting around somewhere yeah well you're stuck with a whole pile of cash if you're smart enough and you actually
01:17:52| know that's the one thing it has to be an inside job you need to know how much is on that car you're not gonna do it when they're like oh we just dropped off the money you don't get anything sick
01:18:01| well what do I do was this worthless car now so I he must have known somebody who tipped him off they're moving a lot of money that was uh I think that was in China it was a
01:18:15| lot of yen not again shit sunny and oh yeah three hundred million yen I'm a stupidest you get most stupid no would I figure that's every weekend there's TV shows dedicated of yeah I
01:18:34| said break in and climb through the crawl ceiling and then drop anyway well guys that didn't even have a plan they were like go in I don't even think they have a mask on they start arguing in the
01:18:45| middle of it they get hostages they get stuck in the debate and then they're just like you know we're not there's no way to get out of this thing hey I'm getting busted that's that's dumb if
01:18:55| you're able to get away with it the others well pardon that's genius that if they're able to get away with it anyway even though they're idiots yeah like the people that I don't know
01:19:08| how much they stole it was enough to be able to fit a wad of cash in their mouths and then take a selfie with the the wad of cash yeah yep so they yeah they put that on Facebook there was a
01:19:25| man and a woman showing off that they stole that much and what what a dumbass is what dumbasses what a dumbass goddammit yeah Wow alright help these
01:19:40| people but they don't want help I don't know how you do it I don't know how you help them oh it's the only pain for all those people yeah and yourself probably this is a touch and myself that's all I
01:19:55| got the high very tight so because you actually steal millions don't post it on Facebook Twitter and if you might nobody will might see it depends how many friends you got ya got a protective
01:20:11| account draw it all yeah so what would come down with is that uh don't do crime yeah okay unless you're related to something like a political figure oh I will say this it's very short Saddam
01:20:35| Hussein had a son so what he did he spent nine hundred and twenty million yeah Saddam said like my sons allowed to take out a billion dollars from this bank and he showed up and they gave it
01:20:49| to him I thought about that central back central bank of Iraq back in 2003 in Baghdad every time oh yeah I thought that was the craziest thing ever 920 million dollars from a stolen for a
01:21:06| relative yeah quote-unquote stolen what did he spend it on I don't know he was carrying around that like wad of cash while he was like hiding in he dreams and stuff a cool to be hanging out there
01:21:19| come on ladies I made some extra space in my father I dug an extra pit just for you well folks it's that time again tell me why or say goodbye oh I thought we're gonna say the Dark Knight is the
01:21:42| best heist movie ever off the beginning of that with a and yeah isn't that interesting that's good one I just read an article that said um you learn more about the Joker
01:21:52| in that five minute ten minutes each oh yes yeah you do you do and you learn more about the hole that's the most interesting part of the movie actually I liked when they set it up that way or to
01:22:03| show a character's were true what's the director's name Christopher Nolan yes I think so anyway he um I read a whole thing on that it's different ratio aspect than
01:22:15| like other movies at the time he did IMAX so it's a different film medium it's meant to be viewed on in an IMAX I just read a whole article on that whole first ten minutes and it's crazy because
01:22:29| I always forget it and don't get to see that ten minutes but that's kind of the best ten minutes and it's a heist movie in and of itself that's a whole movie and of itself where he betrays one guy
01:22:40| betrayal ego tells the other guy betray the other guy stand right betrays a guy yeah that's badass yeah you can see how he's planning things out I was planning it take
01:22:52| counter to the fact a little bit yeah to shout out um what's the guy who played the Joker he's good Heath Ledger Ledger you wanna come on the podcast I I let him come on he's
01:23:04| good no no before you think it's just a celebrity grab Heath Ledger come on the unders oh my god I just read the comments Heath Ledger Freston pieces
01:23:19| yeah well oops and you're like like you guys that's the performance stuff that was fantastic it literally is his best performance
01:23:38| three yeah some people say it drove him insane I don't believe that but I don't not believe that I don't know what to think is that weird what do you think in ten
01:23:52| years I'll go down in history is like one of the craziest things it's gonna be only gonna be for a top ten lists of it on the internet somewhere are their top ten this from
01:24:03| the internet for actors who died when they were filming a movie about something that was maniacal Batman for the crow folks we like me like me a lot like me a lot more
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