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00:00:02| okay 500 years of friendship hundred years since the last revolution hundred years for most civilizations then 100 years represents the age mark that most humans hope they'll live - and guess
00:00:18| what tonight is it's a hundred episodes of the unn panderers join us we're gonna celebrate together and bring up a time loop so I'm Dan and I'm Nick folks we're old friends
00:00:36| dissecting one topic at a time people technology media we've got it all covered each discussion here is a deep dive in or unique perspective the taboo forbidden subjects they're all on the
00:00:49| chopping block baby we don't pander to popular opinion we might even get a little bit dirty morning this podcast may contain mature language and sexual content and is for entertainment
00:01:00| purposes only so join us have a good time all right so we're gonna do something a little different here okay our hundredth episode it's been a while I think we started this what is it
00:01:32| now it's almost March 2019 and as a hurricane so that was September of 2017 better year four months five months Oh more than that I wanna see you're in half oh my goodness yeah it's
00:01:51| kind of a crazy thing to think about it's weird did you buy me anything and was I supposed to I mean you didn't have to it's not a big deal but it's year and a half I thought it was a big thing to
00:02:02| you but I mean I did buy you some things some things for you thing yeah things so we're gonna see if I can get this going here we're gonna do this is a 26 and I'm so called time we were just talking
00:02:24| about time I remember that I was yeah we talked about time yeah smelly Snapple and manifested it was a weird episode I remember it well look back I remember like it was yesterday
00:02:35| haha very familiar episode let's see how this goes so this is hole oh my see how I can just pull this up here and then damn I think we're that's awesome man and we
00:02:53| together we should do episode with in perfect unison sync receipt was so first things like the video is like the way I'm inserting myself into the video I think that was the only option I had
00:03:21| like left or right like I could pick up a winter hit and then we didn't have a logo at this time let me back then I didn't have the eyeball I don't even think we had well OBS open broadcasting
00:03:36| software oh yeah yeah that was before that authorization on podcast shoes before I had this idea this camera actually yeah before I had this microphone I had a meteor in my tree
00:03:47| isn't that great I had way three cameras now I had one maybe two at the time when you open your eyes oh yeah it's quieter than it should be I didn't know before even looked at snow is
00:03:58| everywhere a little hole like this podcast except what I still like some of the stuff we talked about I'm gonna skip time because they found them at time again on the Hydra you got time you
00:04:13| smiling you wake up and you can see the white everywhere I'm gonna be really really wake up I'm serious but it's just it just new nearly unemployed bat players on until
00:04:26| priety cold out so you all this they call that working with half snow emergency yeah I love it no two days ago no yesterday I drove to work by 9:00 a.m. I would be I'm sorry it's going yet
00:04:41| call it didn't even start out with how they called it off before you and snowed yeah surreal on its ongoing game drive my right on a school day where everyone is all for snow no wonder where's their
00:04:55| buttons tell my boss I was late like the place was filled by nine now he's inviting an idea replay they watching it watching your time well I mean forced everyone's late to work that might do it
00:05:13| was a very someone cares about getting a long time enjoy commissioners played it was just like missing so yeah I'm care to boy so this a manager of the managers didn't get so mad he got real mad
00:05:35| because no other sales reps came in I know not even the administration problem entire also he reamed her out me well dried and he yelled at some other folks whatever use razors he's a person
00:05:49| with a tiny broken down for you what's a little more per week here's something color like I don't know I wasn't planning on going someone who could actually administration you know his
00:06:03| problem once you ever say I'm dumb so I go back I come to rain and it's whatever okay alright see it you know you'll invite people and then write something like hey left Ryan isn't great row but
00:06:17| none before and then like it was like no it's now grown over bottle and I was in I thought the crew because they're not mean what if I think a goes that we get you ready arm when I range play
00:06:37| was your actual time you wish you could have quit right there no one wish I could have said oh my god it must have been terrible anyway really how'd you get that off my chest I
00:07:02| mean I don't person doesn't know they're all but what are we talking about here in these episodes so do you think they're wait you don't know your own different when I was 25 in my mind
00:07:11| yeah so we had a different format here so we would have you like there are pieces of comedy that come out of the way we did things that was very relevant to us but I think you get kind of stale
00:07:24| on the relevant of this type of stuff and always you have a story that might come up like that which I'd end only like maybe once a lot right we're recording episodes twice a week because
00:07:37| there's a reflection in the room so it doesn't it doesn't translate if we would be no that's weird they were so we had one our curse my opted out of things Merkers miles we had letters from the
00:07:51| editor like letters for you proud letter Corrections joys everything so merchants from do the first thing you want to do that you know they're saying he did was went to the soft anyway we heard animal
00:08:20| that he had and he rubbed his body all over it oh I'm talking about my son yeah it was a giraffe yeah it was like I think he's more direct now I'm gonna hear about that cuz he uh he's running
00:08:39| rampant see ya pal so he was running around naked Elaine and he was like pulling out his penis just like look my penis it's gonna fall off this is now I try hemispheric stop
00:09:05| pull and so when he grabbed the hemisphere when he grabbed that giraffe I just thought like he had it right by the ears and I just thought deep throat is afraid to say it as a great thing we
00:09:27| know we're gonna curse we didn't know it's true no sing the podcast whatever God they curse well and the same I don't know the same Cup oh nice nice shirt you got there really stupid try to climb
00:09:45| that pole but it was greased and even a lot you just shared it all what did you do a whole hour on time really but like it's ingrained everywhere else I go so I pay attention to it that's new job there
00:10:15| oh yeah you got like I like that no no [Music] this is like us while a new group a different around what we're gonna do it was like there's a little awkwardness
00:10:38| ticking away and then I can wait have better thoughts train of thought and it kind of depends on yeah I still win there's a it might not be as extreme i passionate but they every week or so you
00:11:00| just did not winning that it's almost like a badge of honor I feel like I don't know what we're talking about even though like if I listen to it I could be like oh I get
00:11:08| that but like you have no feeling we're talking about time because I mean most people have a camping trip or two or three or that you don't want anyway we're on the foot of a sports exactly
00:11:20| six ironically I don't came up they maintained six Super Bowl okay this is before we go in terms of teams I just tell me she could you feel like and before that was 83 the Sixers
00:11:36| exterminated applier dumb don't overalls of victories right yeah so well there's an 80 I think the filly corner I change I change my drapes to a nice read is what
00:11:46| everybody's job to break it down I changed my guitar if you notice it's important mine is now over here actually my first guitar have anyone in your time to read maybe yeah I remember the first
00:12:04| thing I did is I pretended to play it while I lifted it up I had a fan on and it hit everything neck of the guitar I was like oh and then like I looked at it it was like a little chip and I was like
00:12:13| last longer overtime it which might work going on so that was unborn won't be located because it makes the time away from him like his own penis you deploy from women of locally sexiest sexiest
00:12:36| kind displayed but ironically it was an actual and what's interesting in MIT people talk but no idea where to go he found remember like no do you know this is the episode was a game did we really
00:13:00| gratefully hill so I could I can barely read the watermark so that's hard to the website and at the time some points the worse our audio is like you can tell like there's static slight pops maybe
00:13:22| possibly throttles the voice right like anytime we're laughing or both winning something animators I think we were aware of that at the time so we don't laugh
00:13:35| but now it's having some good belly were older and almost like sweet justice will win it and I won't even enjoy it as much as I enjoyed what did you enjoy it I think you talked about not enjoying it
00:13:53| as much when or one feeling because it happened to you start always chasing the cat I'm not used to getting the yeah so you're chasing a carrot for 14 years elected and then also you can have them
00:14:09| now you'll eat it could be revenge it would chase him for two years and then you're done but like give me know that can support my character just you just chased this guy ran it's like brady sing
00:14:29| it like winning it for like six months six times six and he was so realistic about six-one I was like man like six times six times a models at night everything besides you know why because
00:14:43| I think that hits him in was it more like unique like there's fewer men that way there's like three people in it because I broke up Megan I know it's not like a friendly lol it's like a she's
00:14:57| gonna come get me for backing from huh huh every year we had different jobs at this time I definitely used to win and I win money I should buy her vacuum probably buy her vacuum but make sure
00:15:12| that you can like Kate vollar or Kay death or keifa not but anyway that's Russia owed you a vacuum broke her back you you are one Oracle I literally shatter a girl's back yeah
00:15:30| I kind of wish for that I remember watching back in like oh three or four zentangle college watching with the Flyers they beat so they be elderly they beat the Penguins or Tampa Bay in like
00:15:40| seven games maybe both anybody think a more penguins and then they'd be a better Bay and like the communal area and I know I was amazing I remember that decided I've
00:15:57| ever been about a primo hit it off his boot and then across the mouth and swung around the creek I've never seen a goal like that ever that's what Daily News Daily News said
00:16:16| on the Columbus the group's happiness cuz you know this sort of a cosmic mother newspaper and X ain't right again was broken by lunch it okay to newspapers mom good today I major the
00:16:28| newspapers kept your piece of paper I love hockey if they you know I ain't cared about it like that weird agree and how they might agree what do you are you jealous of your previous self right here
00:16:48| everything cool I don't know in a full year but it's sloppy sloppy we don't have I don't have really concise points hugging kind of going back and forth you can tell we've done like we have a good
00:17:05| friendship but we don't know you can tell you it wrenched we have I may have french girls hardly ever do then correct that that's good let's get back and forth I think if you knew it
00:17:24| was going on I read these interplays are actually even better than you but they came in together really I know what you have to they weren't around at the I want desperately
00:17:37| attacked like a like a nighttime show wait words both of us as the host and they'll guess it's in the middle and the guest has to look this before we did in any use I kind of hold on sad to see but
00:17:59| it was just us huh yeah I feel like it might be a thing you're coming back we feel I feel like they might like maybe like two or three pregnant women like it was a giant big carrot yeah they're all
00:18:20| hated by Nazis yeah there is a picture of a guy in between al-qaeda stop I'll just stop I'll close that window Ike I have to tutor strategies see that's rude to the list now I can't just no I can't
00:18:34| go I'm not the garbin to anti picture then watch me I bet I reach for it will one hey can you tell us how to Google we get their dream - to notice area area for oh you guys get rid of it Oh
00:18:45| scenario you're walking your dog it's like Wednesday it's Thursday I don't even know oh I know this one Reese it don't take we've seen Boulevard oh you'll die
00:18:58| want to be here yeah this is a good one listen this guy you're walking it's it's sniffing around like about the poop and you're looking the other way when you turn it on you can dog it's sitting on
00:19:08| its butt like a human and staring at you and it says go into your office and quit your job tomorrow okay says this and you stare at it for a few seconds and then it goes back to sniffing and it coups
00:19:22| eventually and you're talking that you're like hello you say something Oh English no just speak English look can you talk you would make me so much money huh I don't think I can do you think
00:19:35| that's a message a cure so your job everywhere no idea probably not but if your party Gil what if it said don't take somebody I didn't hear anything but I'm just taking marks looking at myself
00:20:03| saying your voice in someone else's voice is it British because oh it's a new myself I look at myself as like having that old job and I think about like the changes that I had over the
00:20:16| past year that day maybe were kind of like a lot of weight to it I don't know how easy I have it at this point in my life and like the amount of work that I did was so minimal a kid added a kid to
00:20:35| kid a whole child this is the last thing we think about like like an instantaneous thing like don't like not having one beat on you play this number lottery I played a lot of remember I was
00:20:51| at all four more back then even that tells you to I mean whatever invaded right I notice that now I can hold weight with people who are like the center of attention and group like it
00:21:02| used to be that I would like way listen to young people well there's some people that have strong conversational skills and like I feel like I matched them and I make them laugh at the same time which
00:21:14| I never really do plus the dynamics of my job are different as well that there are younger people who are funnier usually doesn't involve yeah it makes sense I think you heels by the
00:21:25| possibilities of it a progression growth I think a massing of time for telling you what I think the memory allows you to access the first part it's crazy I don't remember this at all yeah correct
00:21:38| if you asked us have you asked me what we talked about in the time episode I'd be like you can separate that though well maybe someone to say hey I love that
00:21:46| about you I'd be like I don't know shrine things how do you know that well because they're not all time ablated you don't know none at all you gonna go back to your dog did it the
00:22:02| opposite anybody would with a salary to bank rias would you go ahead like that's that was like the things we did yeah I don't know what you're saying there's ones about like pound Eddie's like I
00:22:27| think that joke kind of came out of this style also on there's there's one about like yeah cuz you're a drive-thru clerk who says something obscene or but you just go along with it and then he oh
00:22:42| yeah yeah I want some penis I like this exploratory surgery I don't know oh yeah you do and then you go why wouldn't i right now and then he slowly skewers the penis to it I don't think pictures you
00:22:59| staring at it whole thing five now he shakes is now shortened hair you can tell you brush your teeth ever and your entire life circumstance cocaine bring up yeah kind of government so it was a
00:23:19| facts of Spring Break gentleman like do any pray like whoever pry in their mid-twenties and we were like 21 at the time they don't they they were probably three or four my friends in their condo
00:23:40| hanging out then they poured cocaine down in front of all of us rang one chain who wants some and they don't know like it that doesn't seem that happening at
00:23:53| retro paper like a week so I'm one for doing anything today that least once except that so I never did that I just kind of looked at it as like and I'm not work the guy I bounce all LD so the next
00:24:07| morning one of our friends stayed the night of their place came down with one of their shirts launched like it was a weird smile on his face like he had the best night of his life so they everyone
00:24:22| left hmm and I'm sitting there my contractor's telling me I have this did look in my eyes I keep seeing all of the federal facilities that yeah do you see my dead look but anyway you're do I have
00:24:37| it did look at my eyes do you remember you having a dead look at my eyes really thank you it's a corporate corporate shield mentality where you want people in the office when there's usually 100 I
00:24:56| don't know what's going on so I am working now then I will agree with you this old format like how long is this episode we going home we haven't gotten a guide in it yeah that would not you
00:25:10| know you don't say to them right no I do not as they walk by the word of the day what might that be word of the day in Greek um what nationality started what does it mean Nick
00:25:33| that's the way I say friendship noises the office now I gotta do that every time I see him yeah there's no way to say it in a masculine way which i think is what makes it fun don't reach us on
00:26:24| your daughter ourselves we use to help generation gertie tongue is a goodbye and it's usually tinkered Etan old fruit or toodle-pip old bean I don't even know if it's gay I don't know I'm just saying
00:26:57| like they have more pressing things than you do and I feel like we stealing our appropriators you know bosz is that a stranglehold on the economy
00:27:05| tinker big chunk CQ listen I see to CQ of matters that the ones I was wearing have been actor Ellen at home might be well our armies it's the same price point except this one has active noise
00:27:28| engine looks like I just bought that what's that did you just buy that yeah it's going through Wow like a skater was touched by your headphone so what did you buy it
00:27:45| for then more less you just went by now modular the Bowers and gallons that I have oh the golden ones he's paid half price yeah they do looks like they're worth
00:28:00| more I haven't decided if I'm keeping them but they're actually really like but here's the air so interacting with we're going where noise canceling Emily's
00:28:09| apron it's really cut off my entire legislation from the lakes you from your girlfriend sponsorship and me they might just be able to really enjoy my time unlock word if I'm being honest I
00:29:24| actually bought those CQ 35 which are the exact same price and came home and did already homework alright which I kind of been gone for a week be honest but it was like if you're honest
00:29:36| just by the SUNY to have a better sound quality the only thing that bows when offers is there they feel nicer on your ears but this one has like five hours more battery like it's in we haven't
00:29:47| totally [ __ ] anyone out to mine and I love these episodes of serving on and then it had really good like sound far it's better to have Valyrian the lack of focus at
00:29:56| the end so if someone's actually listening like more than 40 minutes yeah they can choose to check out but still feel like they got what they want like correct it all right it makes anything
00:30:06| to make less if you want it all so this future proof because those fronts on appx bluetooth manning and all the worries et explicitly with every piece does but on these also support l back
00:30:24| next I know we never get you know just higher fidelity so why don't we keep their like really nice 300 plus at those for like seven years or years if you choose that I can skip ahead by a
00:30:43| certain amount replace the episode is another hour long so that buzz put us quite well quite a head house for seven years we have to make it weeks we just episode after this pander for that this
00:31:05| out we always have another for something you say like in the noise canceling put on anything like you can be talking the Herbal Essence with a regulation of X which I had and it's here until a week
00:31:24| ago hold my right hand and then I moved upstairs cuz I might actually doesn't all music enter yeah you know like yeah they don't this but I have a feeling that we get we say it on this episode we
00:31:42| might start talking about time actually talking about the types of clocks they have my Dowager technology physics how do ya know for 50 bucks I got three of these it's just time
00:32:00| what we know is I rather forget for my my wife for her Christmas which is just a bigger dynamic Oh box on that one solar events I thought you got a letter months to get him her I don't even know
00:32:11| what you mean by smaller larger business mild I want to do this last pocket nominations dilly-dallying we start thinking in years versus nomination are Deepak beyond that it's like our psyche
00:32:27| on I thought they got to kanji classically meters per day and then when we talk about the smaller and smaller in time we can get down to managers yeah like complete stranger which is the
00:32:40| greater value um I don't want to wear the red ones we isolate loot in the second DC Mike we're looking at myself it looks like doom or like this is their coloration that doom a billion years ago
00:32:51| in years that doesn't matter are you saying like time travel you can make a bastard versus like dissecting time so you can make your life longer it does well that's what I'm hearing I
00:33:04| can't do both no it has a blue T all that jazz very light waves and water which I never go in that's one man so I hobby use for some but I'm like a vampire or something I don't know Texas
00:33:33| could use over a few months ago yeah I should have got the smaller in time matters more because the morning can go small the more you can go big because it's a technological advantage right
00:33:47| nobody head have we been a believes measure install and the way to I know for larger it doesn't get the you know I guess we can't measure larger so it's because we're not sponsoring anything
00:33:58| like what more if we were all the measures of time there are larger or like distance time what's the largest measures give us some money and they've already
00:34:09| made their money Millions is it jiffy I thought Jeff was a short period of time okay that's very tippy Anders selling any of this grain so we don't have time light to travel one firm me which is
00:34:36| approximately the size of my back wastoid [ __ ] that time that's the shortest amount of time is it yeah I think it's 3 times 10 to the negative 24 feel like the second right
00:34:49| hold on here's my little question so what about Avery times can we not measure that is that the idea we make again this is like a theoretical thing though because you're measuring
00:35:01| something that happens in like celebrity challenger 1 scream but it was under building where you build something but you're gonna say you have to turn it your mouth can be salted or I'm calling
00:35:31| it your choice and I wanted Cellini on there see the pig full turn back time if I could build a house at the Lego house whatever and then you have double the time to build it to eat Wow I might have
00:36:02| a journal like delightful every challenge with I think about myself what I know is an alley and everyone's like there's no way I would ensure this point of butter and I can get the fill in the
00:36:17| blanks for what was coming [Laughter] this ties into the cook-off whether we listen Wow
00:36:29| to reflection oh I'll listen but I always listen so many times that I know to be a ridiculous celebrity challenged [Music] conversations can't necessarily how we
00:36:47| got any other has to be for sunburn yeah I remember like the key points like when you mention certain things it fires off something end like I knew you're talkin bout your words or sentences like
00:36:59| literally strike out at me and I'm like so main copy it that's the way to get remember how we got there it's time for what time is a big topic we spent got a really bring 40 minutes
00:37:12| or something before we get to town I think we said that after we recapped and said it took too long to get to time the origin of time origin of just backward comics list of these guys they're good
00:37:28| the Sun dials go back way way back so the origin I'm gonna jump around a Mayan calendar a lot of different aspects of what your time is really based on the universe right so the rotation is our
00:37:39| planet a earth this on day is 24 hours in it you said the universe of Italy some sort we're just dead right ending right here but it makes just our than the head an hour before right now we
00:37:48| wrap give it you can also tell like via the night stars in the sky and there's a rotation happening say they were that's precession I don't think they did I think they just wobble day because then
00:38:01| terrorists is wobbling early because the lunar cycle well we're not getting from lunar cycles a month though it isn't one go from our question II on this I didn't question you month why how often review
00:38:15| the tape rotated them listen we should actually I think it's the snow what is the shading of the moon right thank you yeah are you corrected do not - sighing - both or do not see some
00:38:40| lotta games we would keep it on T so long at all years I think we hate it not seen that much I think everyone hates not so that it realize easy - hey man - I'm not going
00:38:54| to edit that out well that's how we get our viewership I don't think so I'm not see pillow Nazi wave foo so let's break time down
00:39:17| that's realistically matter who knows there's a night and day right yeah maybe if you don't know they're exactly the same language or not the same place right yeah there's like was a month
00:39:28| right all right let's work my questionnaire oh I need to send Kelly on a questionnaire you think people have to know my favorite when they're watching these thank you or II think it's just
00:39:45| like some people do some don't and this is where somehow they knew I have a feeling that people like you about different segments definitely likability factor I'm here even but I'll argue it
00:39:57| like the election is can't you just watch it held on so maybe there's a cyclic element what's the thing you'll know that like observe for years I feel like the people that will continue
00:40:08| eliciting bigger yet actually are like a part of leadership like us both but like a bigger plane window when your IRA that makes sense here summer as long as when your Springs
00:40:19| longest bye dad and then wind if repeat there's something here the interplay between two evil is unique I feel like people don't as unique as populated trying to figure things out this agree I
00:40:33| don't know what those would be obvious ones right yeah it's a certain point it becomes more of a mathematical exercise to figure other elements out about the world like the physics about world or
00:40:45| did I figure that why they hate you that take for something math I remembered the worst math thing I did was a the amount of water that you need to like water your handy and bring it and carry it
00:40:56| yeah transport it and everything yeah I remember this and see this these stars Las cosmetics ago four weeks ago really right I don't think I did I did the math right it was like to think it would take
00:41:11| all year to pretty much go to the sea and get water back there was a thing about water that I missed in that episode 23.6 knew is the creation and other stuff yeah nine you were doing
00:41:32| some sort of stupid math you know twenty-foot nothing like your clothes are made of cotton E right so like cotton requires a ton of water so just by wearing this shirt it's like
00:41:44| an absurd amount of water was needed to grow the shirt beings it was like thousands of gallons of water were needed wobbling so you would be naked whoa wobble I heard it I heard it
00:41:55| recession we were talking about precession seasons I mean is that a yearly thing that it rotates like a wobble or is a wobble and rotate maybe that's how they got more years out of it
00:42:04| or sure to remind calendar because they're something that top does called precession recession because the wobble is so slow yeah like it can be spinning but the wobble goes slower yeah have you
00:42:21| ever seen a procession of items on ISS International Space Station I can see 99 minutes they forget what object it was but they spin it and it's like normally spinning and then the procession comes
00:42:33| like Alyssa gives a little bit out of whack so it kind of resets a little bit yeah well it does different images a lot it changes like 90 degrees and then start spinning the other way and then it
00:42:42| undoes it you've never seen this video we should no I did not see that I did not see Shay that sorry let's break it down in the different directions you're gonna same item you know what one second
00:43:02| is the atomic clock oh there's a lot of ways to define that yeah which I find I went atomic clock no no it's like do you're probably what everyone knows the vibrations of rotations of a vibration
00:43:17| to a cesium and one Mississippi cesium I'll be 138 bomb us he kills three hey Billy hey Bobby any jihad depends where you're from we have a lot of John okay one second and they always say that's
00:43:39| just nine million 192 631 thousand 770 cycles better radiation between two levels of cesium 133 it is 9 million the kid in here is super smart yeah it's a cesium atom changing States
00:44:02| so everything it's actually the the your the radio frequency hit frequency they hit it with so what were they do they hit it with a radio frequency in it what yeah so the frequency is like exactly
00:44:17| time so that the cesium atom gives off the right amount of energy and they measure the energy to prove that the frequency of the radio is timed to the cesium atom you know I'm not disagree
00:44:31| with that at all shaking there you don't know if it's arm I'm reading with my collection so which came first because we didn't really for the history of the second second we
00:44:45| spend I don't like throwing that the Greeks or anybody were measuring like the definition of the Sabbath of the second listen I don't know where the second came there's nine million of the
00:44:57| caesium atom almost like the only decay or it looked at we're different version of clock I like work and it seemed like they really like why did they pick even in 24 hours 16 I'm gonna go out like it
00:45:07| gives you 60 seconds to a minute find out an hour or a day I get the day's almost easier so every day is different lengths but if you broke a day down and then tried to divide the day and the
00:45:19| twelve and then divide that into 60 and then do I have that in the 60 like that you'll get a second that way right they do that math right yeah yeah and then let me start modeling with different
00:45:30| types of classics eglise mortar clock with a decision of the day order water would by owner to land a lenders excuse sexy dildo Eagles are going to do this bolts are local [ __ ] it yeah they let
00:45:42| their what water want to pour out of something but the second I was sexy gives me a division of the date not like an hour I'm sort of what I thought was more fascinating was that they started
00:45:54| creating these like crazy like spring-like [ __ ] and they don't really know who made the first clock but the thing was like ingenious like the way it kind of like spun it was the precursor
00:46:06| to the pendulum clock where you like like the way you're using gravity to define how quick something is is it principals assistant not necessarily such thing well it is the median
00:46:23| survivor keep it am I sure and you know yeah you know if you're at sea level it's different than if you're on the timer moment to the measurements of time so is in their smallest and
00:46:33| largest I went to plank planks length right just what what is the distance it cuz I wanna and like my travel in a point which is I don't know about the size of a nucleus a nucleus roughly
00:46:48| there's an actual little affirming River the hollow fermions we just talked about the definition of [Music] do we cover do we say jiffy in this
00:47:02| episode so theoretical measure so like we're starting to get into like the physics of things like give me one is real measure it's true medical what the hell is it you for a second so jiffy if
00:47:15| you want to project anything out in time then you're using like pure time to judge it which is I don't know how to say it's like I'm not even saying like travel in time like you say like one
00:47:28| year from now we're gonna do this thing like we already have a preset amount of time and that's sure measured on the atomic clock how do you measure the value of time I'm talking with the value
00:47:38| of time you measure time and space yeah like if you're on the space station or if you're not near an atomic clock like your analogy and we're talking about something happens on Betelgeuse so yeah
00:47:49| so you know you don't have a real Sun you do I try to say everyday people to sort of they've redone so I don't know like usually when we talk about like how long a planet takes to rotate around
00:48:03| some random stars I'm really I'm like it their reference time is completely different that's an interesting point via time dilation and they're choosing other people other aliens if aliens
00:48:15| exist that they jump in on tonic and are really slow really fast don't be mentally faster so they say that like things with smaller as that possible as like our brains are
00:48:25| illegible reactions right so we would lower bleed in Florida at the city a mystery think in this how many beats what hours week stay everything is it be similar is it similar no oh yeah been
00:48:41| around like take a tree like a tree wants to move drinking or something it how long does it take to know any of this podcast I've heard this argument that we made this our larger three
00:48:50| cetera and watching more creative in trailer a hummingbird has been their heartbeat on slide yeah now once they realize they're out there there was like a leaf either an animal or anything
00:49:03| like they all can have the same amount of floor feet I would counter that with [Music] saying forget to come out man double illusion that dictates all right like
00:49:16| the different scenarios presented to them make them what they are I don't think it's a choice about how they can grow in the situation they're provided large No right repelling where they can
00:49:31| glow but it's a benign how much they won't grow or mistaken a heartbeat recently right what I'm getting sleepy Sui sixty two beats per minute which i think is like a resting heart beat over
00:49:44| the course of a hundred years they have a lot how many have a lot of years yeah that's like 3 billion heartbeats it could be a billion room because your number might be collaborative answer
00:49:55| well are carpets or another I think turtles have slow heart beats too but they could live a long time so there is a graph that shows like heart beats I can like the slower heart
00:50:06| way out lives longer a little people would remove it then for some reason even though it looks like a always beautiful grass much the same thing live like a day but a day to a fly might be a
00:50:26| hundred years it's right but then did they have seasons so they don't have seen yes not involved planetary observations which is interesting so are we the perfect time notices what do you
00:50:42| think if we span that our life to let's say a thousand years we would notice other patterns that happen very much and we just don't really pay them because we live this is a little like cicadas
00:50:51| nesting like certain comets come by like ah I don't know I think we again several years that because you're whether it's like everything about the surface of the earth after the eleven years or maybe
00:51:15| they like eruption maybe those are savory xi figured out or seven years right bigger get out though you don't think so I just wanna focus is when you let me slightly dry stat give
00:51:26| it up for my California deli where they made the for Oregon to like they just North Dakota I don't know who did it that's how big the space so for that we have no recompense time
00:51:35| yeah we know everything is me up species extinctions you can't tell the difference that would be a crazy thing to look if you if you could exist longer than almost every species you'd be able
00:51:47| to tell have a students now be shoes would die you're like you're like the flies knowing that they're you were going yeah let's play sure bets now waltz be gone she needed a nap center
00:52:03| easy thing to think about though that'll fly is like having like so many thoughts every like half a second he's just like do you think they have more thoughts or II think there's more waiting their
00:52:11| thoughts I don't know when I try to swallow it out of the air I swear it knows more than I do [ __ ] week this is a good I'm weird and it's good it's uh perform one of our
00:52:20| very first podcast I'm really good expiring I wish I had like cuts over like if someone could go through and just like cut out the pieces where you say like ridiculous statements I'm
00:52:37| really good at tennis balls swat advice swatting flies swatting flies layin around I can throw a tennis ball yeah blah blah I kind proceed the pattern with there's
00:52:52| always a pattern it's more like what we're talking about picturing something over a longer span of time yeah my my right certain way and the movements are erratic but it's always moving in one
00:53:02| direction and when you swing at it you have to figure their senses are such that they're gonna see it before it there you want to be where it's going to go yeah so it feels movement it like a
00:53:13| clear a wall and you're just winging out of here it's going to fly away from the wall because of whatever so you're like how you're breaking down how to swat a fly
00:53:21| [Laughter] look it's three-dimensional you I'm vector is really attracted by the how much I'm gonna hit it by and it drew and died instantaneously when I rip on a
00:53:36| notebook where it's gonna be yeah you just sketch the entire fly's family and it's tears I got it so here's something a little interesting that has to do with water talking about
00:54:18| is that's the shortest distance the shortest aside damn yeah right yeah I have a nucleus where drink up that's that's that make seconds there's so much happening
00:54:35| how much smartest broadcast millisecond which is on it did they made us study things yeah again I give thanks like 0 0 there what I can see it in my parents for my parents are not trying to learn
00:54:49| anything new and it's just like they're wasting away with like you learn something new that is genuinely interesting burn you I feel like you've rid of pause
00:55:00| time in a way wholly Yoda second pictures not know about this Yodas egg whites on second anyway sorry and it used to be called a Yoda second it ain't it was all the controls it was in a
00:55:18| second oh yeah they change the y ou t th I'm not sure I think of Star Wars that's like they think they've got a bite or whatever like that an exabyte what's one septillion so it's 10 to this
00:55:30| lesson 24 24 it breaks down that many second breaks down what if we're going to like 13 1 quadrillion program 556 trillion either and 25 billion 445 million so blah blah
00:55:44| blah so there's like there's programming when you're referencing and time then there's like a modern e epic which is like what we do torsos that number of seconds has the multi in two minutes
00:56:02| seconds that's because like which are the whole libraries that your reference are called Judah every time you're making Ryota time I'm just I'm just I'm just trying to give a bit borders it's
00:56:12| not that important but it was it's a lot seconds in England so first thing it's three point five four three to the seventh second here 39 seconds okay I don't know somewhere around there anyway
00:56:35| you look more useful what's crazy is it again the 24 second batter yeah think about that I agree she'd be chubby Megan full and then towards the end he can be chubby and beautiful 10 to the negative
00:56:54| that's like helium what's the number how my time she looked it up yeah like 10 years 16 its age scale for high understanding a hailing the size of the small amount of time is
00:57:13| mind-boggling I'm kind of curious what the size of a nucleus is and then multiply that by mass multiplied by Matt I don't even know I should have just said that go
00:57:26| take Error error though is the smallest and the greatest length of you can tell when we're both stretching a right now I think the drinks would be kicking around we don't know well you might have an
00:57:42| idea where we're going but we don't know that came home caps like if it wasn't abstract let's say it wasn't let's say time is real which we can't prove one way or the other
00:57:56| we'll just never be Paulo everything going on in a one-second time frame could you explore it could you explore everything that could happen in a negative 10 to the negative third type
00:58:07| ring like they're all these timeframes where things could be happening and we don't even know I find that bad jitter a lot do I do that again where I like we can't be in a simulation me I do that
00:58:19| sometimes in account but do I continue to do it happening it's on the scenario pieces work scenario is it time Jonas did fall asleep on the couch right there guy we start measuring it but an
00:58:36| entertainment species were getting at 9 they only have to adopt time wouldn't they they figure out that an extra 15 minutes of daily I give props to English majors
00:58:46| and I could work full day tomorrow time no it's uh work six days a week every time well this is more I was thinking about this drive meeting in school more like if people live well there were 200
00:59:06| years old time no really high with the retirement age like grow up they wish then you think they'd retire it like now hundred fifty do you think people would notice this which is maybe remember [ __ ]
00:59:28| food so far ago that it would be like remember when we had wooden nickels and it'd be like like matter ma'am and you're like it's Mike Bingham in two-pointed forever it
00:59:44| is a body and they're like honestly if you're talking of 101 you can say like you're talking to like a 200 year old right now 1880 like that would have gone remember before
00:59:59| what like the United States was just formed I 36 we just gotten over the Civil War and it's like five times similar has just ended but then I learned just yes it's a rush and never
01:00:13| waste the day o walk convinced the whole day long that all I learned is always wrong and things true that I forget but no one told me taught that to me yet and she said toll negative people have
01:00:26| slowed down smell the roses yeah enjoy time live like everyone else is like that this in the same breath you have to hurry up life is bleeding you have to get to the goal of what you have
01:00:37| take advantage no Karen no you're talking about earlier you get conflicting messages easy honey yeah that's I'm gonna go a slightly different direction but they weren't
01:00:49| there I feel like people like to guess funny because you could fall asleep right now I continue this episode moving fast is good especially but most people probably torture you my listening to it
01:00:59| I'm just doing the same thing over over again really capacity wide awake and they don't realize that you can just stop and realize that there's another aspect of life or a different direction
01:01:08| to go into and be a happier path we're gonna bring down some chips I don't know that I had time though I agree with you some chips every people tip I just want to do then to strike the same way go see
01:01:20| quite effectively more efficiently yeah only think about better it would be just stop and do something no sometimes you know like a corporate environment like you like today there's a shutdown
01:01:32| which is completely different than any other day and it was an afternoon I'm gonna break it down like weeks like if weeks were there's a show time working days and two non-working days
01:01:44| every single day like every single week was the same exact frame of mind there's no holidays there's no difference there's no days off bye - bye - but - yeah I feel like people would be
01:01:56| stuck in a different kind of rut and they would never find something new grow and change and become better happier I feel like we'd go crazy if we're was like people becoming a [ __ ] in the same
01:02:08| day back to back like Groundhog Day we go I'm hating that crunch one of which I always assume really miss would only ever lose I was talking about the systemic nature of living life and going
01:02:24| to work consciousness systematically people zoning out what's coming our robot or zombie or even I'll call every things every year now it's like going to and I might have crunched something in
01:02:49| one other episode is about to do that you if you made it this far you probably don't care about the sacrilege of eating I try a podcast thank you the nature thing you think humans want to do we
01:02:59| should do different things silent crunching nature under saying buddy okay my friend talked about eating popcorn and movie theaters and how he feels ashamed of making noise when I eat
01:03:09| popcorn we don't put we don't porn in his mouth and slowly closes it as I get soggy or the spin I felt so bad for a moment that's part of the atmosphere eating
01:03:19| eating popcorn in a theater time firm is that you're allowed to make a trench and they're easy to grow so one of us working five days and then two days they gave me five days to the agent for every
01:03:30| day for the rest of our lives was better for us oh you know if you were given the option of working every single day of the week and retiring like 50% earlier would you
01:03:39| do it like there's probably a period in the industrial industrial and net world where they just had everyone where this uses valuable right I got I couldn't conceive of that because there's just a
01:03:49| bunch but if you couldn't work at all but you would enjoy the you know then pay it off later when you had to work every day just survive but you're doing everything you're crazy trying to
01:03:57| getting it about time to constantly hunt is that it's weird because then you would think it's like it was different because it'd be probably coming yes we started with one way every day because
01:04:08| it all the same kind of thrill and excitement whom are these so you can do it different in everything as long as you did the same end result it's like yeah you can gather buried if one thing
01:04:18| together this might give you the perfect life that is anyone take hunt one bro I wonder how many of you would know you're standing and where you would come down you wouldn't appreciate it tired of this
01:04:28| given if it was perfect I think you would still try to go out and have loving with as many as possible because I'd say you do is 2200 you're done that was the scariest part of your sex drive
01:04:40| is going nuts like crowds animal if they're a word as a slowly as I age slowly I'll feel library it's not that there I wish I could go back to those times because I'd like the excitement
01:04:50| chessboard is insanely more like makes guy but you backed over right now as the now try to enjoy that I'd have to be on my stupid self and to go back to it and then not know how to do it a real
01:05:08| relationship in his humble around there emo teenager yeah let's go off and do their own thing and I like screw it I'll starve who cares I just watched a lot of planet Earth and
01:05:25| like none of that when you watch do both of them first CD on the lizard roars nice who was it on home and there's so many stinks favorite video I feel like the lizard's perspective he's just like
01:05:59| to set that up cuz I just saw like 48 hours ago was really funny because it's like all he has to do they can only see movement he should just use calm there's like this moment
01:06:18| where he's looking the snakes are like right oh yeah and there's like six or six days like finally towards the day he dies that happening he doesn't survive reverse for old Dan you're wrong
01:06:37| now they do to like three to four to five of these brothers that yeah probably what I remembering right that's a funny Dan video but anyway I'm sorry none of those animals are right bored
01:06:48| they're very rare they're all completely honed into the moment it's crazy fighting for your lunch movie I was before I think I look at Apes and apes or just sit there like I mean yeah I've
01:07:06| seen an ape jackoff and then also pull poop out of its own butthole is like is that boredom is that what you refer to when you get super bored you just like oh I wonder what this tastes like
01:07:17| like nice script at all like be mistakes they come out of that Canyon like oh my god this is take around every like every little nook and cranny there's like a snake coming out of it it's like it's
01:07:30| like a snake party like the Greeks they had Chronos Oh Chronos and Kairos which is like Irana T of time there's like every minute every hour every day every month you can quantify it the quantity
01:07:55| and quality of time special meaning which is uh yeah which is about perceiving time and deciding that you need to do more with act upon it like it's not that time is act upon you is
01:08:08| that you're deciding what to do with your time and making yourself better because of it the time that you're like okay yeah I guess it's life or like what you're doing day to day you could decide
01:08:19| to do something more interesting or when I when I say that I feel like my son is going to watch this decision like take that message with him do you get that ever yeah I don't know
01:08:31| I've never and it's not going to watch it I know that's too personal saying everything and yeah there's a lot to it they take in royal episode taking the whole what a mantra the whole
01:08:47| feeling is he believes and then they come let me pull their row at one I'm good tips and a year from now I'd be like you'll be talking about coming to mind if I pop some popcorn like almost
01:09:11| like an intervention but with like 30 of your classmates I haven't told my co-workers that I felt like I'm debating once a mom nice to be quicker than that every two weeks they must had a car Ross
01:09:33| or we all try to like find each other or something figure II so our selves out but it was like a secret like school no it's a little bit of a brainwash to though I'm
01:09:43| is a good way and like the way they approach things there's he's down it was the first one ever I think use like I'm old college dorm for like what the hell is that name like
01:10:07| they'd have the same thing results yeah I was don't even know you are whoever your office telling a story just put some actually you told a story without being on previous Chi rossion oh
01:10:19| yeah other way around I guess they told the story I was never supposed to go up and hug and guru as mine ah yeah that's doesn't allow you the time to take a break who's that genuine up and make a
01:10:32| Kairos and smelly both I was like it was like you're perceiving yourself as a third person to respect programming lately and the way they keep tying that's robot what was
01:10:55| the story 70 milliseconds was actually every equation that you do revert back to like when I remember my name is Rob Hedden so a sibling who was head down syndrome he time he told the story about
01:11:09| that Down syndrome sizably there and you know at the end of it you're just like no sir no one wants to live life that way but you have to love that person you can't feel like I'm not I'm also not an
01:11:26| awareness officiator so it was kind of part of everything's out of the computer that you but I'm genuine about it's measuring time from that sure and that's why some that were programmed for four
01:11:39| digits in the year right that one yeah so was a story issues which I mean story go back yeah which was almost that's okay no one will follow along wrong about anyway out the company that went
01:11:50| under because they could reprogram that code we bought computers on like a 97 computers to our company and they all got a tooth or so we're about we all your my people died milliseconds from
01:12:04| that box because of y2k angles they epoch but I don't like the ones an eighty did so little besides the only person ever to say that y2k computer actually offended them yes it's going to
01:12:19| think about that that measure of time will go on and all of them when like when will that measure uptime die well the end like three or four I'm gonna have to search that one all running on
01:12:30| the same program so yeah I feel the Deaf silence a bit I think I will the reason to prepare for white okay in perception and everything everyone else trying to measure it just
01:12:51| still projection like any here where do you want this is like a birdie capsule and ass and everything I don't come every time like the universe would I give you better insight I never really
01:13:14| becomes the same right because well spin is omega planets is gonna mix with this like all these molecules that we talked about like we make a planet here and we have this here energy here we have this
01:13:25| here we go get you a new job which morning works or here you have bigger balls but eventually injections to makes it a bigger you know whatever you know whatever you need whatever and now we
01:13:36| got just one big huge thing you think anyone who would say anything with your balls were like four or five times bigger like it'd be like a one's breast but like they'd be in the way of things
01:13:46| like whatsoever like your pants would have a special sack sack oh my guys thank you look at his balls could they fire you over your balls are way too large for a natural human being these
01:14:14| are how they do and also but if you type trying to do the week some serum the timeline of the fun to watch everything chinois things while are things fall apart astronomical bumblebee Tennant
01:14:37| line of what they predict will happen one will be tuned with fairly certain be nothing like specific specific what will happen and what you're allowed like for instance ten thousand years from now the
01:14:51| red supergiant and targets it could be more natural my balls are just larger thick like if your balls fill out your sack pretty sure and would the skin become smooth
01:15:01| all of a sudden with visible I test that theory [Music] the / really shouldn't really have bought detectors of ocean wax of the
01:15:17| militants getting cake to them case Oh think you're coming back I think you are as I'm a porter recovering from one he'd like she PlayStation which I guess mentioned during the Ice Age along South
01:15:44| like they wouldn't work with a certain spot in America but with about 15 minutes slowing up assuming a migration rate a minute edge meters per year a slow procession northward because of the
01:15:58| recession did I mention that unit of measurement based on Glee Asians the coolest it's like a bob not novel and you're really cool like check this one out 250,000
01:16:09| years low you're talking about the end of the youngest volcano in the Hawaiian and Burroughs eval team will finally rise above the ocean and make aloo island for her life [ __ ] those are the
01:16:20| one things you would see if you were not restricted try to find a real badass one Holgate I won 1 million years earth will likely have undergone a super volcanic
01:16:41| Colombian large enough to rub 32,000 kilometers to the third volume of magma an event comparable to the total of super Russians oh oh well juice the star we referenced earlier a while 1 million
01:16:59| years guys he said bloody builders Betelgeuse I mean people do sister ok this one out explosion is expected to be visible in daylight that's pretty cool that's scary cuz like I feel like so
01:17:18| maybe we'll look up at it and just steer the redness well no I mean because explosion probably less like months I think it's just gonna like look like an exploded thing in this body you can see
01:17:28| there in daylight that'd be so crazy it's like everything was washed out with sunlight and you just couldn't move on them you'd be like for like he or she didn't even see I hate this Betelgeuse I
01:17:42| will say that that's an interesting I think we never ever like I was like I never thought about since and millisecond and you're about to spill some secrets he also used a Menominee to
01:17:52| bit integer which it's program if light which is brighter living like a year and everyone was just like you know go 2038 like when dad would be completely changed why everyone's perspective
01:18:03| program what they did so we're 64-bit yeah so they have to go to Y 238 would call my 238 no but I just named it that cool no I'm pandering like unicorn my 238
01:18:18| future we're like yeah it'll do so you can see this guy shout out these guys is that the year well as Beetlejuice was explode send it to our heirs which will have I don't
01:18:30| care about them go back and find aside so that you go back in the future and give it to us right now one time when the time travel was invented so do you want to talk about time
01:18:49| dilation at all we could I don't like Dave good thing about hi we go ahead folks we got big time good go so anyone who's seen interstellar starring Matthew
01:19:02| McConaughey big fan of the project that's gonna piss me off why don't we go my favorite thing would this be very very bright star when it explodes who won't be like a second sight a certain
01:19:16| speed passes differently for you then someone else at a standing reference points lower than noon so this is one times the distance a way to actually cause is to have a harmless probably
01:19:33| true but the faster you move it's true they put atomic clubs in Bob spaceships that go around the earth and they have different numbers of the ones that sit here on the surface easier
01:19:43| I believe that's true but the atomic clocks are traveling so fast that the vibration has to feel like you wanna skip to the end and the clocks on the on the ground sure why argue with our
01:20:06| purser our measurements of time will become slower there we go I have to go on the last minute here you're never gonna get away even get it like a job and like a
01:20:17| small town in Nowheresville anymore moving you definitely had more vibrance back then like I did I literally went more up and down I agree listening you're on your pants
01:20:34| what happened to you we got socials we got a lot but you can donate money to you know big job headphones you need to make better money so you can take it easy recoup your energy vital again get
01:20:49| your vitality back you need talisman that's good like I like to like a lot yeah we like it we do like you tickety tock angry thank you talk tinker
01:21:10| tea tonk Wow really good I don't know somebody couldn't hold it together for the whole of his head I guess you can't see like can you see no you can't know what you good now oh that's okay just me
01:21:48| you can go to sleep down Nick don't die on me in the next year I gotta take him to school tomorrow and then you get to sleep are you gonna sleep it from shizune are you gonna I do notice that
01:22:04| dirt like personal story my son is waking up with quite a bit in all the night multiple times in destroying my consistent sleep and when I do actually get to sleep for like an extended period
01:22:16| of time like four or more hours in a flock without it's went bothering me or waking me up I feel different and it feels weird you're like finally like whoa like this
01:22:27| isn't how you're supposed to feel every day and you look around and you're just like I can actually like I feel receptive and things make sense and suddenly sharp and like yeah when
01:22:39| yet that sort of [ __ ] doesn't happen for like I mean it doesn't happen when the baby's born for about six months and then six months to like nine months you're like you can sleep like that cuz
01:22:50| for some reason there you sleep really well and then after nine months they [ __ ] all your [ __ ] up and they just don't let go until much later in life and then responsibilities take charge
01:23:02| and then you have to do a whole bunch of [ __ ] that it's just tedious love my family but it's easy [ __ ] so there's I could see it in your eyes that you need to [ __ ] sleep
01:23:14| and then you need to [ __ ] sleep like a whole [ __ ] lot this is my 6th day of work in a row yeah arms my birthday off ever you're going back to like the coal out of the earth
01:23:30| go shake hands with the devil get the Black Lung and say [ __ ] cancer I'm gonna live until I'm 60 I agree get some new lungs so I could breathe this fresh air and go out and party all
01:23:49| right hopefully I grade yourself better on the flip side all right Nick we're gonna say goodbye after its doubled me he's about to pass out he's gotta wake himself up good night
00:00:18| what tonight is it's a hundred episodes of the unn panderers join us we're gonna celebrate together and bring up a time loop so I'm Dan and I'm Nick folks we're old friends
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00:01:00| purposes only so join us have a good time all right so we're gonna do something a little different here okay our hundredth episode it's been a while I think we started this what is it
00:01:32| now it's almost March 2019 and as a hurricane so that was September of 2017 better year four months five months Oh more than that I wanna see you're in half oh my goodness yeah it's
00:01:51| kind of a crazy thing to think about it's weird did you buy me anything and was I supposed to I mean you didn't have to it's not a big deal but it's year and a half I thought it was a big thing to
00:02:02| you but I mean I did buy you some things some things for you thing yeah things so we're gonna see if I can get this going here we're gonna do this is a 26 and I'm so called time we were just talking
00:02:24| about time I remember that I was yeah we talked about time yeah smelly Snapple and manifested it was a weird episode I remember it well look back I remember like it was yesterday
00:02:35| haha very familiar episode let's see how this goes so this is hole oh my see how I can just pull this up here and then damn I think we're that's awesome man and we
00:02:53| together we should do episode with in perfect unison sync receipt was so first things like the video is like the way I'm inserting myself into the video I think that was the only option I had
00:03:21| like left or right like I could pick up a winter hit and then we didn't have a logo at this time let me back then I didn't have the eyeball I don't even think we had well OBS open broadcasting
00:03:36| software oh yeah yeah that was before that authorization on podcast shoes before I had this idea this camera actually yeah before I had this microphone I had a meteor in my tree
00:03:47| isn't that great I had way three cameras now I had one maybe two at the time when you open your eyes oh yeah it's quieter than it should be I didn't know before even looked at snow is
00:03:58| everywhere a little hole like this podcast except what I still like some of the stuff we talked about I'm gonna skip time because they found them at time again on the Hydra you got time you
00:04:13| smiling you wake up and you can see the white everywhere I'm gonna be really really wake up I'm serious but it's just it just new nearly unemployed bat players on until
00:04:26| priety cold out so you all this they call that working with half snow emergency yeah I love it no two days ago no yesterday I drove to work by 9:00 a.m. I would be I'm sorry it's going yet
00:04:41| call it didn't even start out with how they called it off before you and snowed yeah surreal on its ongoing game drive my right on a school day where everyone is all for snow no wonder where's their
00:04:55| buttons tell my boss I was late like the place was filled by nine now he's inviting an idea replay they watching it watching your time well I mean forced everyone's late to work that might do it
00:05:13| was a very someone cares about getting a long time enjoy commissioners played it was just like missing so yeah I'm care to boy so this a manager of the managers didn't get so mad he got real mad
00:05:35| because no other sales reps came in I know not even the administration problem entire also he reamed her out me well dried and he yelled at some other folks whatever use razors he's a person
00:05:49| with a tiny broken down for you what's a little more per week here's something color like I don't know I wasn't planning on going someone who could actually administration you know his
00:06:03| problem once you ever say I'm dumb so I go back I come to rain and it's whatever okay alright see it you know you'll invite people and then write something like hey left Ryan isn't great row but
00:06:17| none before and then like it was like no it's now grown over bottle and I was in I thought the crew because they're not mean what if I think a goes that we get you ready arm when I range play
00:06:37| was your actual time you wish you could have quit right there no one wish I could have said oh my god it must have been terrible anyway really how'd you get that off my chest I
00:07:02| mean I don't person doesn't know they're all but what are we talking about here in these episodes so do you think they're wait you don't know your own different when I was 25 in my mind
00:07:11| yeah so we had a different format here so we would have you like there are pieces of comedy that come out of the way we did things that was very relevant to us but I think you get kind of stale
00:07:24| on the relevant of this type of stuff and always you have a story that might come up like that which I'd end only like maybe once a lot right we're recording episodes twice a week because
00:07:37| there's a reflection in the room so it doesn't it doesn't translate if we would be no that's weird they were so we had one our curse my opted out of things Merkers miles we had letters from the
00:07:51| editor like letters for you proud letter Corrections joys everything so merchants from do the first thing you want to do that you know they're saying he did was went to the soft anyway we heard animal
00:08:20| that he had and he rubbed his body all over it oh I'm talking about my son yeah it was a giraffe yeah it was like I think he's more direct now I'm gonna hear about that cuz he uh he's running
00:08:39| rampant see ya pal so he was running around naked Elaine and he was like pulling out his penis just like look my penis it's gonna fall off this is now I try hemispheric stop
00:09:05| pull and so when he grabbed the hemisphere when he grabbed that giraffe I just thought like he had it right by the ears and I just thought deep throat is afraid to say it as a great thing we
00:09:27| know we're gonna curse we didn't know it's true no sing the podcast whatever God they curse well and the same I don't know the same Cup oh nice nice shirt you got there really stupid try to climb
00:09:45| that pole but it was greased and even a lot you just shared it all what did you do a whole hour on time really but like it's ingrained everywhere else I go so I pay attention to it that's new job there
00:10:15| oh yeah you got like I like that no no [Music] this is like us while a new group a different around what we're gonna do it was like there's a little awkwardness
00:10:38| ticking away and then I can wait have better thoughts train of thought and it kind of depends on yeah I still win there's a it might not be as extreme i passionate but they every week or so you
00:11:00| just did not winning that it's almost like a badge of honor I feel like I don't know what we're talking about even though like if I listen to it I could be like oh I get
00:11:08| that but like you have no feeling we're talking about time because I mean most people have a camping trip or two or three or that you don't want anyway we're on the foot of a sports exactly
00:11:20| six ironically I don't came up they maintained six Super Bowl okay this is before we go in terms of teams I just tell me she could you feel like and before that was 83 the Sixers
00:11:36| exterminated applier dumb don't overalls of victories right yeah so well there's an 80 I think the filly corner I change I change my drapes to a nice read is what
00:11:46| everybody's job to break it down I changed my guitar if you notice it's important mine is now over here actually my first guitar have anyone in your time to read maybe yeah I remember the first
00:12:04| thing I did is I pretended to play it while I lifted it up I had a fan on and it hit everything neck of the guitar I was like oh and then like I looked at it it was like a little chip and I was like
00:12:13| last longer overtime it which might work going on so that was unborn won't be located because it makes the time away from him like his own penis you deploy from women of locally sexiest sexiest
00:12:36| kind displayed but ironically it was an actual and what's interesting in MIT people talk but no idea where to go he found remember like no do you know this is the episode was a game did we really
00:13:00| gratefully hill so I could I can barely read the watermark so that's hard to the website and at the time some points the worse our audio is like you can tell like there's static slight pops maybe
00:13:22| possibly throttles the voice right like anytime we're laughing or both winning something animators I think we were aware of that at the time so we don't laugh
00:13:35| but now it's having some good belly were older and almost like sweet justice will win it and I won't even enjoy it as much as I enjoyed what did you enjoy it I think you talked about not enjoying it
00:13:53| as much when or one feeling because it happened to you start always chasing the cat I'm not used to getting the yeah so you're chasing a carrot for 14 years elected and then also you can have them
00:14:09| now you'll eat it could be revenge it would chase him for two years and then you're done but like give me know that can support my character just you just chased this guy ran it's like brady sing
00:14:29| it like winning it for like six months six times six and he was so realistic about six-one I was like man like six times six times a models at night everything besides you know why because
00:14:43| I think that hits him in was it more like unique like there's fewer men that way there's like three people in it because I broke up Megan I know it's not like a friendly lol it's like a she's
00:14:57| gonna come get me for backing from huh huh every year we had different jobs at this time I definitely used to win and I win money I should buy her vacuum probably buy her vacuum but make sure
00:15:12| that you can like Kate vollar or Kay death or keifa not but anyway that's Russia owed you a vacuum broke her back you you are one Oracle I literally shatter a girl's back yeah
00:15:30| I kind of wish for that I remember watching back in like oh three or four zentangle college watching with the Flyers they beat so they be elderly they beat the Penguins or Tampa Bay in like
00:15:40| seven games maybe both anybody think a more penguins and then they'd be a better Bay and like the communal area and I know I was amazing I remember that decided I've
00:15:57| ever been about a primo hit it off his boot and then across the mouth and swung around the creek I've never seen a goal like that ever that's what Daily News Daily News said
00:16:16| on the Columbus the group's happiness cuz you know this sort of a cosmic mother newspaper and X ain't right again was broken by lunch it okay to newspapers mom good today I major the
00:16:28| newspapers kept your piece of paper I love hockey if they you know I ain't cared about it like that weird agree and how they might agree what do you are you jealous of your previous self right here
00:16:48| everything cool I don't know in a full year but it's sloppy sloppy we don't have I don't have really concise points hugging kind of going back and forth you can tell we've done like we have a good
00:17:05| friendship but we don't know you can tell you it wrenched we have I may have french girls hardly ever do then correct that that's good let's get back and forth I think if you knew it
00:17:24| was going on I read these interplays are actually even better than you but they came in together really I know what you have to they weren't around at the I want desperately
00:17:37| attacked like a like a nighttime show wait words both of us as the host and they'll guess it's in the middle and the guest has to look this before we did in any use I kind of hold on sad to see but
00:17:59| it was just us huh yeah I feel like it might be a thing you're coming back we feel I feel like they might like maybe like two or three pregnant women like it was a giant big carrot yeah they're all
00:18:20| hated by Nazis yeah there is a picture of a guy in between al-qaeda stop I'll just stop I'll close that window Ike I have to tutor strategies see that's rude to the list now I can't just no I can't
00:18:34| go I'm not the garbin to anti picture then watch me I bet I reach for it will one hey can you tell us how to Google we get their dream - to notice area area for oh you guys get rid of it Oh
00:18:45| scenario you're walking your dog it's like Wednesday it's Thursday I don't even know oh I know this one Reese it don't take we've seen Boulevard oh you'll die
00:18:58| want to be here yeah this is a good one listen this guy you're walking it's it's sniffing around like about the poop and you're looking the other way when you turn it on you can dog it's sitting on
00:19:08| its butt like a human and staring at you and it says go into your office and quit your job tomorrow okay says this and you stare at it for a few seconds and then it goes back to sniffing and it coups
00:19:22| eventually and you're talking that you're like hello you say something Oh English no just speak English look can you talk you would make me so much money huh I don't think I can do you think
00:19:35| that's a message a cure so your job everywhere no idea probably not but if your party Gil what if it said don't take somebody I didn't hear anything but I'm just taking marks looking at myself
00:20:03| saying your voice in someone else's voice is it British because oh it's a new myself I look at myself as like having that old job and I think about like the changes that I had over the
00:20:16| past year that day maybe were kind of like a lot of weight to it I don't know how easy I have it at this point in my life and like the amount of work that I did was so minimal a kid added a kid to
00:20:35| kid a whole child this is the last thing we think about like like an instantaneous thing like don't like not having one beat on you play this number lottery I played a lot of remember I was
00:20:51| at all four more back then even that tells you to I mean whatever invaded right I notice that now I can hold weight with people who are like the center of attention and group like it
00:21:02| used to be that I would like way listen to young people well there's some people that have strong conversational skills and like I feel like I matched them and I make them laugh at the same time which
00:21:14| I never really do plus the dynamics of my job are different as well that there are younger people who are funnier usually doesn't involve yeah it makes sense I think you heels by the
00:21:25| possibilities of it a progression growth I think a massing of time for telling you what I think the memory allows you to access the first part it's crazy I don't remember this at all yeah correct
00:21:38| if you asked us have you asked me what we talked about in the time episode I'd be like you can separate that though well maybe someone to say hey I love that
00:21:46| about you I'd be like I don't know shrine things how do you know that well because they're not all time ablated you don't know none at all you gonna go back to your dog did it the
00:22:02| opposite anybody would with a salary to bank rias would you go ahead like that's that was like the things we did yeah I don't know what you're saying there's ones about like pound Eddie's like I
00:22:27| think that joke kind of came out of this style also on there's there's one about like yeah cuz you're a drive-thru clerk who says something obscene or but you just go along with it and then he oh
00:22:42| yeah yeah I want some penis I like this exploratory surgery I don't know oh yeah you do and then you go why wouldn't i right now and then he slowly skewers the penis to it I don't think pictures you
00:22:59| staring at it whole thing five now he shakes is now shortened hair you can tell you brush your teeth ever and your entire life circumstance cocaine bring up yeah kind of government so it was a
00:23:19| facts of Spring Break gentleman like do any pray like whoever pry in their mid-twenties and we were like 21 at the time they don't they they were probably three or four my friends in their condo
00:23:40| hanging out then they poured cocaine down in front of all of us rang one chain who wants some and they don't know like it that doesn't seem that happening at
00:23:53| retro paper like a week so I'm one for doing anything today that least once except that so I never did that I just kind of looked at it as like and I'm not work the guy I bounce all LD so the next
00:24:07| morning one of our friends stayed the night of their place came down with one of their shirts launched like it was a weird smile on his face like he had the best night of his life so they everyone
00:24:22| left hmm and I'm sitting there my contractor's telling me I have this did look in my eyes I keep seeing all of the federal facilities that yeah do you see my dead look but anyway you're do I have
00:24:37| it did look at my eyes do you remember you having a dead look at my eyes really thank you it's a corporate corporate shield mentality where you want people in the office when there's usually 100 I
00:24:56| don't know what's going on so I am working now then I will agree with you this old format like how long is this episode we going home we haven't gotten a guide in it yeah that would not you
00:25:10| know you don't say to them right no I do not as they walk by the word of the day what might that be word of the day in Greek um what nationality started what does it mean Nick
00:25:33| that's the way I say friendship noises the office now I gotta do that every time I see him yeah there's no way to say it in a masculine way which i think is what makes it fun don't reach us on
00:26:24| your daughter ourselves we use to help generation gertie tongue is a goodbye and it's usually tinkered Etan old fruit or toodle-pip old bean I don't even know if it's gay I don't know I'm just saying
00:26:57| like they have more pressing things than you do and I feel like we stealing our appropriators you know bosz is that a stranglehold on the economy
00:27:05| tinker big chunk CQ listen I see to CQ of matters that the ones I was wearing have been actor Ellen at home might be well our armies it's the same price point except this one has active noise
00:27:28| engine looks like I just bought that what's that did you just buy that yeah it's going through Wow like a skater was touched by your headphone so what did you buy it
00:27:45| for then more less you just went by now modular the Bowers and gallons that I have oh the golden ones he's paid half price yeah they do looks like they're worth
00:28:00| more I haven't decided if I'm keeping them but they're actually really like but here's the air so interacting with we're going where noise canceling Emily's
00:28:09| apron it's really cut off my entire legislation from the lakes you from your girlfriend sponsorship and me they might just be able to really enjoy my time unlock word if I'm being honest I
00:29:24| actually bought those CQ 35 which are the exact same price and came home and did already homework alright which I kind of been gone for a week be honest but it was like if you're honest
00:29:36| just by the SUNY to have a better sound quality the only thing that bows when offers is there they feel nicer on your ears but this one has like five hours more battery like it's in we haven't
00:29:47| totally [ __ ] anyone out to mine and I love these episodes of serving on and then it had really good like sound far it's better to have Valyrian the lack of focus at
00:29:56| the end so if someone's actually listening like more than 40 minutes yeah they can choose to check out but still feel like they got what they want like correct it all right it makes anything
00:30:06| to make less if you want it all so this future proof because those fronts on appx bluetooth manning and all the worries et explicitly with every piece does but on these also support l back
00:30:24| next I know we never get you know just higher fidelity so why don't we keep their like really nice 300 plus at those for like seven years or years if you choose that I can skip ahead by a
00:30:43| certain amount replace the episode is another hour long so that buzz put us quite well quite a head house for seven years we have to make it weeks we just episode after this pander for that this
00:31:05| out we always have another for something you say like in the noise canceling put on anything like you can be talking the Herbal Essence with a regulation of X which I had and it's here until a week
00:31:24| ago hold my right hand and then I moved upstairs cuz I might actually doesn't all music enter yeah you know like yeah they don't this but I have a feeling that we get we say it on this episode we
00:31:42| might start talking about time actually talking about the types of clocks they have my Dowager technology physics how do ya know for 50 bucks I got three of these it's just time
00:32:00| what we know is I rather forget for my my wife for her Christmas which is just a bigger dynamic Oh box on that one solar events I thought you got a letter months to get him her I don't even know
00:32:11| what you mean by smaller larger business mild I want to do this last pocket nominations dilly-dallying we start thinking in years versus nomination are Deepak beyond that it's like our psyche
00:32:27| on I thought they got to kanji classically meters per day and then when we talk about the smaller and smaller in time we can get down to managers yeah like complete stranger which is the
00:32:40| greater value um I don't want to wear the red ones we isolate loot in the second DC Mike we're looking at myself it looks like doom or like this is their coloration that doom a billion years ago
00:32:51| in years that doesn't matter are you saying like time travel you can make a bastard versus like dissecting time so you can make your life longer it does well that's what I'm hearing I
00:33:04| can't do both no it has a blue T all that jazz very light waves and water which I never go in that's one man so I hobby use for some but I'm like a vampire or something I don't know Texas
00:33:33| could use over a few months ago yeah I should have got the smaller in time matters more because the morning can go small the more you can go big because it's a technological advantage right
00:33:47| nobody head have we been a believes measure install and the way to I know for larger it doesn't get the you know I guess we can't measure larger so it's because we're not sponsoring anything
00:33:58| like what more if we were all the measures of time there are larger or like distance time what's the largest measures give us some money and they've already
00:34:09| made their money Millions is it jiffy I thought Jeff was a short period of time okay that's very tippy Anders selling any of this grain so we don't have time light to travel one firm me which is
00:34:36| approximately the size of my back wastoid [ __ ] that time that's the shortest amount of time is it yeah I think it's 3 times 10 to the negative 24 feel like the second right
00:34:49| hold on here's my little question so what about Avery times can we not measure that is that the idea we make again this is like a theoretical thing though because you're measuring
00:35:01| something that happens in like celebrity challenger 1 scream but it was under building where you build something but you're gonna say you have to turn it your mouth can be salted or I'm calling
00:35:31| it your choice and I wanted Cellini on there see the pig full turn back time if I could build a house at the Lego house whatever and then you have double the time to build it to eat Wow I might have
00:36:02| a journal like delightful every challenge with I think about myself what I know is an alley and everyone's like there's no way I would ensure this point of butter and I can get the fill in the
00:36:17| blanks for what was coming [Laughter] this ties into the cook-off whether we listen Wow
00:36:29| to reflection oh I'll listen but I always listen so many times that I know to be a ridiculous celebrity challenged [Music] conversations can't necessarily how we
00:36:47| got any other has to be for sunburn yeah I remember like the key points like when you mention certain things it fires off something end like I knew you're talkin bout your words or sentences like
00:36:59| literally strike out at me and I'm like so main copy it that's the way to get remember how we got there it's time for what time is a big topic we spent got a really bring 40 minutes
00:37:12| or something before we get to town I think we said that after we recapped and said it took too long to get to time the origin of time origin of just backward comics list of these guys they're good
00:37:28| the Sun dials go back way way back so the origin I'm gonna jump around a Mayan calendar a lot of different aspects of what your time is really based on the universe right so the rotation is our
00:37:39| planet a earth this on day is 24 hours in it you said the universe of Italy some sort we're just dead right ending right here but it makes just our than the head an hour before right now we
00:37:48| wrap give it you can also tell like via the night stars in the sky and there's a rotation happening say they were that's precession I don't think they did I think they just wobble day because then
00:38:01| terrorists is wobbling early because the lunar cycle well we're not getting from lunar cycles a month though it isn't one go from our question II on this I didn't question you month why how often review
00:38:15| the tape rotated them listen we should actually I think it's the snow what is the shading of the moon right thank you yeah are you corrected do not - sighing - both or do not see some
00:38:40| lotta games we would keep it on T so long at all years I think we hate it not seen that much I think everyone hates not so that it realize easy - hey man - I'm not going
00:38:54| to edit that out well that's how we get our viewership I don't think so I'm not see pillow Nazi wave foo so let's break time down
00:39:17| that's realistically matter who knows there's a night and day right yeah maybe if you don't know they're exactly the same language or not the same place right yeah there's like was a month
00:39:28| right all right let's work my questionnaire oh I need to send Kelly on a questionnaire you think people have to know my favorite when they're watching these thank you or II think it's just
00:39:45| like some people do some don't and this is where somehow they knew I have a feeling that people like you about different segments definitely likability factor I'm here even but I'll argue it
00:39:57| like the election is can't you just watch it held on so maybe there's a cyclic element what's the thing you'll know that like observe for years I feel like the people that will continue
00:40:08| eliciting bigger yet actually are like a part of leadership like us both but like a bigger plane window when your IRA that makes sense here summer as long as when your Springs
00:40:19| longest bye dad and then wind if repeat there's something here the interplay between two evil is unique I feel like people don't as unique as populated trying to figure things out this agree I
00:40:33| don't know what those would be obvious ones right yeah it's a certain point it becomes more of a mathematical exercise to figure other elements out about the world like the physics about world or
00:40:45| did I figure that why they hate you that take for something math I remembered the worst math thing I did was a the amount of water that you need to like water your handy and bring it and carry it
00:40:56| yeah transport it and everything yeah I remember this and see this these stars Las cosmetics ago four weeks ago really right I don't think I did I did the math right it was like to think it would take
00:41:11| all year to pretty much go to the sea and get water back there was a thing about water that I missed in that episode 23.6 knew is the creation and other stuff yeah nine you were doing
00:41:32| some sort of stupid math you know twenty-foot nothing like your clothes are made of cotton E right so like cotton requires a ton of water so just by wearing this shirt it's like
00:41:44| an absurd amount of water was needed to grow the shirt beings it was like thousands of gallons of water were needed wobbling so you would be naked whoa wobble I heard it I heard it
00:41:55| recession we were talking about precession seasons I mean is that a yearly thing that it rotates like a wobble or is a wobble and rotate maybe that's how they got more years out of it
00:42:04| or sure to remind calendar because they're something that top does called precession recession because the wobble is so slow yeah like it can be spinning but the wobble goes slower yeah have you
00:42:21| ever seen a procession of items on ISS International Space Station I can see 99 minutes they forget what object it was but they spin it and it's like normally spinning and then the procession comes
00:42:33| like Alyssa gives a little bit out of whack so it kind of resets a little bit yeah well it does different images a lot it changes like 90 degrees and then start spinning the other way and then it
00:42:42| undoes it you've never seen this video we should no I did not see that I did not see Shay that sorry let's break it down in the different directions you're gonna same item you know what one second
00:43:02| is the atomic clock oh there's a lot of ways to define that yeah which I find I went atomic clock no no it's like do you're probably what everyone knows the vibrations of rotations of a vibration
00:43:17| to a cesium and one Mississippi cesium I'll be 138 bomb us he kills three hey Billy hey Bobby any jihad depends where you're from we have a lot of John okay one second and they always say that's
00:43:39| just nine million 192 631 thousand 770 cycles better radiation between two levels of cesium 133 it is 9 million the kid in here is super smart yeah it's a cesium atom changing States
00:44:02| so everything it's actually the the your the radio frequency hit frequency they hit it with so what were they do they hit it with a radio frequency in it what yeah so the frequency is like exactly
00:44:17| time so that the cesium atom gives off the right amount of energy and they measure the energy to prove that the frequency of the radio is timed to the cesium atom you know I'm not disagree
00:44:31| with that at all shaking there you don't know if it's arm I'm reading with my collection so which came first because we didn't really for the history of the second second we
00:44:45| spend I don't like throwing that the Greeks or anybody were measuring like the definition of the Sabbath of the second listen I don't know where the second came there's nine million of the
00:44:57| caesium atom almost like the only decay or it looked at we're different version of clock I like work and it seemed like they really like why did they pick even in 24 hours 16 I'm gonna go out like it
00:45:07| gives you 60 seconds to a minute find out an hour or a day I get the day's almost easier so every day is different lengths but if you broke a day down and then tried to divide the day and the
00:45:19| twelve and then divide that into 60 and then do I have that in the 60 like that you'll get a second that way right they do that math right yeah yeah and then let me start modeling with different
00:45:30| types of classics eglise mortar clock with a decision of the day order water would by owner to land a lenders excuse sexy dildo Eagles are going to do this bolts are local [ __ ] it yeah they let
00:45:42| their what water want to pour out of something but the second I was sexy gives me a division of the date not like an hour I'm sort of what I thought was more fascinating was that they started
00:45:54| creating these like crazy like spring-like [ __ ] and they don't really know who made the first clock but the thing was like ingenious like the way it kind of like spun it was the precursor
00:46:06| to the pendulum clock where you like like the way you're using gravity to define how quick something is is it principals assistant not necessarily such thing well it is the median
00:46:23| survivor keep it am I sure and you know yeah you know if you're at sea level it's different than if you're on the timer moment to the measurements of time so is in their smallest and
00:46:33| largest I went to plank planks length right just what what is the distance it cuz I wanna and like my travel in a point which is I don't know about the size of a nucleus a nucleus roughly
00:46:48| there's an actual little affirming River the hollow fermions we just talked about the definition of [Music] do we cover do we say jiffy in this
00:47:02| episode so theoretical measure so like we're starting to get into like the physics of things like give me one is real measure it's true medical what the hell is it you for a second so jiffy if
00:47:15| you want to project anything out in time then you're using like pure time to judge it which is I don't know how to say it's like I'm not even saying like travel in time like you say like one
00:47:28| year from now we're gonna do this thing like we already have a preset amount of time and that's sure measured on the atomic clock how do you measure the value of time I'm talking with the value
00:47:38| of time you measure time and space yeah like if you're on the space station or if you're not near an atomic clock like your analogy and we're talking about something happens on Betelgeuse so yeah
00:47:49| so you know you don't have a real Sun you do I try to say everyday people to sort of they've redone so I don't know like usually when we talk about like how long a planet takes to rotate around
00:48:03| some random stars I'm really I'm like it their reference time is completely different that's an interesting point via time dilation and they're choosing other people other aliens if aliens
00:48:15| exist that they jump in on tonic and are really slow really fast don't be mentally faster so they say that like things with smaller as that possible as like our brains are
00:48:25| illegible reactions right so we would lower bleed in Florida at the city a mystery think in this how many beats what hours week stay everything is it be similar is it similar no oh yeah been
00:48:41| around like take a tree like a tree wants to move drinking or something it how long does it take to know any of this podcast I've heard this argument that we made this our larger three
00:48:50| cetera and watching more creative in trailer a hummingbird has been their heartbeat on slide yeah now once they realize they're out there there was like a leaf either an animal or anything
00:49:03| like they all can have the same amount of floor feet I would counter that with [Music] saying forget to come out man double illusion that dictates all right like
00:49:16| the different scenarios presented to them make them what they are I don't think it's a choice about how they can grow in the situation they're provided large No right repelling where they can
00:49:31| glow but it's a benign how much they won't grow or mistaken a heartbeat recently right what I'm getting sleepy Sui sixty two beats per minute which i think is like a resting heart beat over
00:49:44| the course of a hundred years they have a lot how many have a lot of years yeah that's like 3 billion heartbeats it could be a billion room because your number might be collaborative answer
00:49:55| well are carpets or another I think turtles have slow heart beats too but they could live a long time so there is a graph that shows like heart beats I can like the slower heart
00:50:06| way out lives longer a little people would remove it then for some reason even though it looks like a always beautiful grass much the same thing live like a day but a day to a fly might be a
00:50:26| hundred years it's right but then did they have seasons so they don't have seen yes not involved planetary observations which is interesting so are we the perfect time notices what do you
00:50:42| think if we span that our life to let's say a thousand years we would notice other patterns that happen very much and we just don't really pay them because we live this is a little like cicadas
00:50:51| nesting like certain comets come by like ah I don't know I think we again several years that because you're whether it's like everything about the surface of the earth after the eleven years or maybe
00:51:15| they like eruption maybe those are savory xi figured out or seven years right bigger get out though you don't think so I just wanna focus is when you let me slightly dry stat give
00:51:26| it up for my California deli where they made the for Oregon to like they just North Dakota I don't know who did it that's how big the space so for that we have no recompense time
00:51:35| yeah we know everything is me up species extinctions you can't tell the difference that would be a crazy thing to look if you if you could exist longer than almost every species you'd be able
00:51:47| to tell have a students now be shoes would die you're like you're like the flies knowing that they're you were going yeah let's play sure bets now waltz be gone she needed a nap center
00:52:03| easy thing to think about though that'll fly is like having like so many thoughts every like half a second he's just like do you think they have more thoughts or II think there's more waiting their
00:52:11| thoughts I don't know when I try to swallow it out of the air I swear it knows more than I do [ __ ] week this is a good I'm weird and it's good it's uh perform one of our
00:52:20| very first podcast I'm really good expiring I wish I had like cuts over like if someone could go through and just like cut out the pieces where you say like ridiculous statements I'm
00:52:37| really good at tennis balls swat advice swatting flies swatting flies layin around I can throw a tennis ball yeah blah blah I kind proceed the pattern with there's
00:52:52| always a pattern it's more like what we're talking about picturing something over a longer span of time yeah my my right certain way and the movements are erratic but it's always moving in one
00:53:02| direction and when you swing at it you have to figure their senses are such that they're gonna see it before it there you want to be where it's going to go yeah so it feels movement it like a
00:53:13| clear a wall and you're just winging out of here it's going to fly away from the wall because of whatever so you're like how you're breaking down how to swat a fly
00:53:21| [Laughter] look it's three-dimensional you I'm vector is really attracted by the how much I'm gonna hit it by and it drew and died instantaneously when I rip on a
00:53:36| notebook where it's gonna be yeah you just sketch the entire fly's family and it's tears I got it so here's something a little interesting that has to do with water talking about
00:54:18| is that's the shortest distance the shortest aside damn yeah right yeah I have a nucleus where drink up that's that's that make seconds there's so much happening
00:54:35| how much smartest broadcast millisecond which is on it did they made us study things yeah again I give thanks like 0 0 there what I can see it in my parents for my parents are not trying to learn
00:54:49| anything new and it's just like they're wasting away with like you learn something new that is genuinely interesting burn you I feel like you've rid of pause
00:55:00| time in a way wholly Yoda second pictures not know about this Yodas egg whites on second anyway sorry and it used to be called a Yoda second it ain't it was all the controls it was in a
00:55:18| second oh yeah they change the y ou t th I'm not sure I think of Star Wars that's like they think they've got a bite or whatever like that an exabyte what's one septillion so it's 10 to this
00:55:30| lesson 24 24 it breaks down that many second breaks down what if we're going to like 13 1 quadrillion program 556 trillion either and 25 billion 445 million so blah blah
00:55:44| blah so there's like there's programming when you're referencing and time then there's like a modern e epic which is like what we do torsos that number of seconds has the multi in two minutes
00:56:02| seconds that's because like which are the whole libraries that your reference are called Judah every time you're making Ryota time I'm just I'm just I'm just trying to give a bit borders it's
00:56:12| not that important but it was it's a lot seconds in England so first thing it's three point five four three to the seventh second here 39 seconds okay I don't know somewhere around there anyway
00:56:35| you look more useful what's crazy is it again the 24 second batter yeah think about that I agree she'd be chubby Megan full and then towards the end he can be chubby and beautiful 10 to the negative
00:56:54| that's like helium what's the number how my time she looked it up yeah like 10 years 16 its age scale for high understanding a hailing the size of the small amount of time is
00:57:13| mind-boggling I'm kind of curious what the size of a nucleus is and then multiply that by mass multiplied by Matt I don't even know I should have just said that go
00:57:26| take Error error though is the smallest and the greatest length of you can tell when we're both stretching a right now I think the drinks would be kicking around we don't know well you might have an
00:57:42| idea where we're going but we don't know that came home caps like if it wasn't abstract let's say it wasn't let's say time is real which we can't prove one way or the other
00:57:56| we'll just never be Paulo everything going on in a one-second time frame could you explore it could you explore everything that could happen in a negative 10 to the negative third type
00:58:07| ring like they're all these timeframes where things could be happening and we don't even know I find that bad jitter a lot do I do that again where I like we can't be in a simulation me I do that
00:58:19| sometimes in account but do I continue to do it happening it's on the scenario pieces work scenario is it time Jonas did fall asleep on the couch right there guy we start measuring it but an
00:58:36| entertainment species were getting at 9 they only have to adopt time wouldn't they they figure out that an extra 15 minutes of daily I give props to English majors
00:58:46| and I could work full day tomorrow time no it's uh work six days a week every time well this is more I was thinking about this drive meeting in school more like if people live well there were 200
00:59:06| years old time no really high with the retirement age like grow up they wish then you think they'd retire it like now hundred fifty do you think people would notice this which is maybe remember [ __ ]
00:59:28| food so far ago that it would be like remember when we had wooden nickels and it'd be like like matter ma'am and you're like it's Mike Bingham in two-pointed forever it
00:59:44| is a body and they're like honestly if you're talking of 101 you can say like you're talking to like a 200 year old right now 1880 like that would have gone remember before
00:59:59| what like the United States was just formed I 36 we just gotten over the Civil War and it's like five times similar has just ended but then I learned just yes it's a rush and never
01:00:13| waste the day o walk convinced the whole day long that all I learned is always wrong and things true that I forget but no one told me taught that to me yet and she said toll negative people have
01:00:26| slowed down smell the roses yeah enjoy time live like everyone else is like that this in the same breath you have to hurry up life is bleeding you have to get to the goal of what you have
01:00:37| take advantage no Karen no you're talking about earlier you get conflicting messages easy honey yeah that's I'm gonna go a slightly different direction but they weren't
01:00:49| there I feel like people like to guess funny because you could fall asleep right now I continue this episode moving fast is good especially but most people probably torture you my listening to it
01:00:59| I'm just doing the same thing over over again really capacity wide awake and they don't realize that you can just stop and realize that there's another aspect of life or a different direction
01:01:08| to go into and be a happier path we're gonna bring down some chips I don't know that I had time though I agree with you some chips every people tip I just want to do then to strike the same way go see
01:01:20| quite effectively more efficiently yeah only think about better it would be just stop and do something no sometimes you know like a corporate environment like you like today there's a shutdown
01:01:32| which is completely different than any other day and it was an afternoon I'm gonna break it down like weeks like if weeks were there's a show time working days and two non-working days
01:01:44| every single day like every single week was the same exact frame of mind there's no holidays there's no difference there's no days off bye - bye - but - yeah I feel like people would be
01:01:56| stuck in a different kind of rut and they would never find something new grow and change and become better happier I feel like we'd go crazy if we're was like people becoming a [ __ ] in the same
01:02:08| day back to back like Groundhog Day we go I'm hating that crunch one of which I always assume really miss would only ever lose I was talking about the systemic nature of living life and going
01:02:24| to work consciousness systematically people zoning out what's coming our robot or zombie or even I'll call every things every year now it's like going to and I might have crunched something in
01:02:49| one other episode is about to do that you if you made it this far you probably don't care about the sacrilege of eating I try a podcast thank you the nature thing you think humans want to do we
01:02:59| should do different things silent crunching nature under saying buddy okay my friend talked about eating popcorn and movie theaters and how he feels ashamed of making noise when I eat
01:03:09| popcorn we don't put we don't porn in his mouth and slowly closes it as I get soggy or the spin I felt so bad for a moment that's part of the atmosphere eating
01:03:19| eating popcorn in a theater time firm is that you're allowed to make a trench and they're easy to grow so one of us working five days and then two days they gave me five days to the agent for every
01:03:30| day for the rest of our lives was better for us oh you know if you were given the option of working every single day of the week and retiring like 50% earlier would you
01:03:39| do it like there's probably a period in the industrial industrial and net world where they just had everyone where this uses valuable right I got I couldn't conceive of that because there's just a
01:03:49| bunch but if you couldn't work at all but you would enjoy the you know then pay it off later when you had to work every day just survive but you're doing everything you're crazy trying to
01:03:57| getting it about time to constantly hunt is that it's weird because then you would think it's like it was different because it'd be probably coming yes we started with one way every day because
01:04:08| it all the same kind of thrill and excitement whom are these so you can do it different in everything as long as you did the same end result it's like yeah you can gather buried if one thing
01:04:18| together this might give you the perfect life that is anyone take hunt one bro I wonder how many of you would know you're standing and where you would come down you wouldn't appreciate it tired of this
01:04:28| given if it was perfect I think you would still try to go out and have loving with as many as possible because I'd say you do is 2200 you're done that was the scariest part of your sex drive
01:04:40| is going nuts like crowds animal if they're a word as a slowly as I age slowly I'll feel library it's not that there I wish I could go back to those times because I'd like the excitement
01:04:50| chessboard is insanely more like makes guy but you backed over right now as the now try to enjoy that I'd have to be on my stupid self and to go back to it and then not know how to do it a real
01:05:08| relationship in his humble around there emo teenager yeah let's go off and do their own thing and I like screw it I'll starve who cares I just watched a lot of planet Earth and
01:05:25| like none of that when you watch do both of them first CD on the lizard roars nice who was it on home and there's so many stinks favorite video I feel like the lizard's perspective he's just like
01:05:59| to set that up cuz I just saw like 48 hours ago was really funny because it's like all he has to do they can only see movement he should just use calm there's like this moment
01:06:18| where he's looking the snakes are like right oh yeah and there's like six or six days like finally towards the day he dies that happening he doesn't survive reverse for old Dan you're wrong
01:06:37| now they do to like three to four to five of these brothers that yeah probably what I remembering right that's a funny Dan video but anyway I'm sorry none of those animals are right bored
01:06:48| they're very rare they're all completely honed into the moment it's crazy fighting for your lunch movie I was before I think I look at Apes and apes or just sit there like I mean yeah I've
01:07:06| seen an ape jackoff and then also pull poop out of its own butthole is like is that boredom is that what you refer to when you get super bored you just like oh I wonder what this tastes like
01:07:17| like nice script at all like be mistakes they come out of that Canyon like oh my god this is take around every like every little nook and cranny there's like a snake coming out of it it's like it's
01:07:30| like a snake party like the Greeks they had Chronos Oh Chronos and Kairos which is like Irana T of time there's like every minute every hour every day every month you can quantify it the quantity
01:07:55| and quality of time special meaning which is uh yeah which is about perceiving time and deciding that you need to do more with act upon it like it's not that time is act upon you is
01:08:08| that you're deciding what to do with your time and making yourself better because of it the time that you're like okay yeah I guess it's life or like what you're doing day to day you could decide
01:08:19| to do something more interesting or when I when I say that I feel like my son is going to watch this decision like take that message with him do you get that ever yeah I don't know
01:08:31| I've never and it's not going to watch it I know that's too personal saying everything and yeah there's a lot to it they take in royal episode taking the whole what a mantra the whole
01:08:47| feeling is he believes and then they come let me pull their row at one I'm good tips and a year from now I'd be like you'll be talking about coming to mind if I pop some popcorn like almost
01:09:11| like an intervention but with like 30 of your classmates I haven't told my co-workers that I felt like I'm debating once a mom nice to be quicker than that every two weeks they must had a car Ross
01:09:33| or we all try to like find each other or something figure II so our selves out but it was like a secret like school no it's a little bit of a brainwash to though I'm
01:09:43| is a good way and like the way they approach things there's he's down it was the first one ever I think use like I'm old college dorm for like what the hell is that name like
01:10:07| they'd have the same thing results yeah I was don't even know you are whoever your office telling a story just put some actually you told a story without being on previous Chi rossion oh
01:10:19| yeah other way around I guess they told the story I was never supposed to go up and hug and guru as mine ah yeah that's doesn't allow you the time to take a break who's that genuine up and make a
01:10:32| Kairos and smelly both I was like it was like you're perceiving yourself as a third person to respect programming lately and the way they keep tying that's robot what was
01:10:55| the story 70 milliseconds was actually every equation that you do revert back to like when I remember my name is Rob Hedden so a sibling who was head down syndrome he time he told the story about
01:11:09| that Down syndrome sizably there and you know at the end of it you're just like no sir no one wants to live life that way but you have to love that person you can't feel like I'm not I'm also not an
01:11:26| awareness officiator so it was kind of part of everything's out of the computer that you but I'm genuine about it's measuring time from that sure and that's why some that were programmed for four
01:11:39| digits in the year right that one yeah so was a story issues which I mean story go back yeah which was almost that's okay no one will follow along wrong about anyway out the company that went
01:11:50| under because they could reprogram that code we bought computers on like a 97 computers to our company and they all got a tooth or so we're about we all your my people died milliseconds from
01:12:04| that box because of y2k angles they epoch but I don't like the ones an eighty did so little besides the only person ever to say that y2k computer actually offended them yes it's going to
01:12:19| think about that that measure of time will go on and all of them when like when will that measure uptime die well the end like three or four I'm gonna have to search that one all running on
01:12:30| the same program so yeah I feel the Deaf silence a bit I think I will the reason to prepare for white okay in perception and everything everyone else trying to measure it just
01:12:51| still projection like any here where do you want this is like a birdie capsule and ass and everything I don't come every time like the universe would I give you better insight I never really
01:13:14| becomes the same right because well spin is omega planets is gonna mix with this like all these molecules that we talked about like we make a planet here and we have this here energy here we have this
01:13:25| here we go get you a new job which morning works or here you have bigger balls but eventually injections to makes it a bigger you know whatever you know whatever you need whatever and now we
01:13:36| got just one big huge thing you think anyone who would say anything with your balls were like four or five times bigger like it'd be like a one's breast but like they'd be in the way of things
01:13:46| like whatsoever like your pants would have a special sack sack oh my guys thank you look at his balls could they fire you over your balls are way too large for a natural human being these
01:14:14| are how they do and also but if you type trying to do the week some serum the timeline of the fun to watch everything chinois things while are things fall apart astronomical bumblebee Tennant
01:14:37| line of what they predict will happen one will be tuned with fairly certain be nothing like specific specific what will happen and what you're allowed like for instance ten thousand years from now the
01:14:51| red supergiant and targets it could be more natural my balls are just larger thick like if your balls fill out your sack pretty sure and would the skin become smooth
01:15:01| all of a sudden with visible I test that theory [Music] the / really shouldn't really have bought detectors of ocean wax of the
01:15:17| militants getting cake to them case Oh think you're coming back I think you are as I'm a porter recovering from one he'd like she PlayStation which I guess mentioned during the Ice Age along South
01:15:44| like they wouldn't work with a certain spot in America but with about 15 minutes slowing up assuming a migration rate a minute edge meters per year a slow procession northward because of the
01:15:58| recession did I mention that unit of measurement based on Glee Asians the coolest it's like a bob not novel and you're really cool like check this one out 250,000
01:16:09| years low you're talking about the end of the youngest volcano in the Hawaiian and Burroughs eval team will finally rise above the ocean and make aloo island for her life [ __ ] those are the
01:16:20| one things you would see if you were not restricted try to find a real badass one Holgate I won 1 million years earth will likely have undergone a super volcanic
01:16:41| Colombian large enough to rub 32,000 kilometers to the third volume of magma an event comparable to the total of super Russians oh oh well juice the star we referenced earlier a while 1 million
01:16:59| years guys he said bloody builders Betelgeuse I mean people do sister ok this one out explosion is expected to be visible in daylight that's pretty cool that's scary cuz like I feel like so
01:17:18| maybe we'll look up at it and just steer the redness well no I mean because explosion probably less like months I think it's just gonna like look like an exploded thing in this body you can see
01:17:28| there in daylight that'd be so crazy it's like everything was washed out with sunlight and you just couldn't move on them you'd be like for like he or she didn't even see I hate this Betelgeuse I
01:17:42| will say that that's an interesting I think we never ever like I was like I never thought about since and millisecond and you're about to spill some secrets he also used a Menominee to
01:17:52| bit integer which it's program if light which is brighter living like a year and everyone was just like you know go 2038 like when dad would be completely changed why everyone's perspective
01:18:03| program what they did so we're 64-bit yeah so they have to go to Y 238 would call my 238 no but I just named it that cool no I'm pandering like unicorn my 238
01:18:18| future we're like yeah it'll do so you can see this guy shout out these guys is that the year well as Beetlejuice was explode send it to our heirs which will have I don't
01:18:30| care about them go back and find aside so that you go back in the future and give it to us right now one time when the time travel was invented so do you want to talk about time
01:18:49| dilation at all we could I don't like Dave good thing about hi we go ahead folks we got big time good go so anyone who's seen interstellar starring Matthew
01:19:02| McConaughey big fan of the project that's gonna piss me off why don't we go my favorite thing would this be very very bright star when it explodes who won't be like a second sight a certain
01:19:16| speed passes differently for you then someone else at a standing reference points lower than noon so this is one times the distance a way to actually cause is to have a harmless probably
01:19:33| true but the faster you move it's true they put atomic clubs in Bob spaceships that go around the earth and they have different numbers of the ones that sit here on the surface easier
01:19:43| I believe that's true but the atomic clocks are traveling so fast that the vibration has to feel like you wanna skip to the end and the clocks on the on the ground sure why argue with our
01:20:06| purser our measurements of time will become slower there we go I have to go on the last minute here you're never gonna get away even get it like a job and like a
01:20:17| small town in Nowheresville anymore moving you definitely had more vibrance back then like I did I literally went more up and down I agree listening you're on your pants
01:20:34| what happened to you we got socials we got a lot but you can donate money to you know big job headphones you need to make better money so you can take it easy recoup your energy vital again get
01:20:49| your vitality back you need talisman that's good like I like to like a lot yeah we like it we do like you tickety tock angry thank you talk tinker
01:21:10| tea tonk Wow really good I don't know somebody couldn't hold it together for the whole of his head I guess you can't see like can you see no you can't know what you good now oh that's okay just me
01:21:48| you can go to sleep down Nick don't die on me in the next year I gotta take him to school tomorrow and then you get to sleep are you gonna sleep it from shizune are you gonna I do notice that
01:22:04| dirt like personal story my son is waking up with quite a bit in all the night multiple times in destroying my consistent sleep and when I do actually get to sleep for like an extended period
01:22:16| of time like four or more hours in a flock without it's went bothering me or waking me up I feel different and it feels weird you're like finally like whoa like this
01:22:27| isn't how you're supposed to feel every day and you look around and you're just like I can actually like I feel receptive and things make sense and suddenly sharp and like yeah when
01:22:39| yet that sort of [ __ ] doesn't happen for like I mean it doesn't happen when the baby's born for about six months and then six months to like nine months you're like you can sleep like that cuz
01:22:50| for some reason there you sleep really well and then after nine months they [ __ ] all your [ __ ] up and they just don't let go until much later in life and then responsibilities take charge
01:23:02| and then you have to do a whole bunch of [ __ ] that it's just tedious love my family but it's easy [ __ ] so there's I could see it in your eyes that you need to [ __ ] sleep
01:23:14| and then you need to [ __ ] sleep like a whole [ __ ] lot this is my 6th day of work in a row yeah arms my birthday off ever you're going back to like the coal out of the earth
01:23:30| go shake hands with the devil get the Black Lung and say [ __ ] cancer I'm gonna live until I'm 60 I agree get some new lungs so I could breathe this fresh air and go out and party all
01:23:49| right hopefully I grade yourself better on the flip side all right Nick we're gonna say goodbye after its doubled me he's about to pass out he's gotta wake himself up good night
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