Transcript of Episode 98 - International Candy Box Tasting
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00:00:00| have you ever wanted to travel the world while sitting in her ass in your office munching on cuisine of the world I don't know if this is quite cuisine no treats and snacks from everywhere
00:00:11| could pretend to venture out in the globe come on long and join us so I'm Dan and I'm Nick books for old friends dissecting one topic at a time people
00:00:27| technology media we've got it all covered each discussion here is a deep dive in or unique perspective the taboo forbidden subjects they're all on the chopping block baby we don't pander to
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00:00:52| have a good time open up your earholes [Music] nice destroyer of worlds when you sure good it makes me Mike he's got this there's gifs there's a meme factor that
00:01:28| like I think most teams don't they're not factoring in like if you create a new icon you have to make a me mobile yeah you do that a turn me me mobile copyright on panderers you have to make
00:01:45| that me mobile to copyright coupie burg coo coo coo coo ready see you wanna so we got this we both have snack boxes I ordered mine probably month before tea dates thought he was gonna get his and
00:01:58| then I said I thought Dan was buying both real Rene your own box and I was like son of a bitch and have my box neck usually he shares his box at this time folks
00:02:11| time so getting over the cold ah thank you for coughing into the mic there's gonna be a lot of crank listen we're just getting a test yeah getting it prepped for the noises that come tested
00:02:21| okay I might go out so what are we gonna do like we we shouldn't talk to these people but like so we bought foreign food yeah we gotta Becky's there's part like 20 snacks in this thing and this is
00:02:31| like a common YouTube thing so people is it yeah I've seen people like open up these snack boxes and just be like oh this tastes like it's whatever I would never watch that I'm turning it off oh
00:02:44| no I'm a terrible mistake oh Lord Oh No you're all here for it John no see you heard me uh do you want to start with the there's like the knockoffs the things that look at their
00:02:58| American or like something what do you wanna do like when oh we both have a banana in there I want to do that one cuz we both have it yeah I like this I like the package
00:03:08| there's always money in the banana stand but I was doing it yeah use the exact same yeah it's the same thing we gained weight 30 grams crass you cross is that Russian I don't know
00:03:22| Australia product of Croatia Croatia US Canada or that Austria Ingram ingrown a camera chocolate foam bar full of sugar water cocoa cocoa butter the Meccans overall a lot of crackle oh yeah folks
00:03:38| oh yeah so so that you're almost oh great smooth articulate in there it's not that chocolatey it's like a people eat numb but now yeah chappy in chocolate hmm I'm Tim I'm how do I feel
00:04:20| about the second bite I'm going to take same bite but doesn't and then I'm done yeah it's too sweet yeah well jacked up on that up the whole journey bites cuz then
00:04:29| we keep talking well just open her mouth okay Walker I wouldn't be Lyle in the store and be like oh it's I want to talk about the Nana foam thing I really just have banana that's sweet like a banana
00:04:44| though yeah I'm Swedish discard pile mmm now if negative comment I said no such thing I said no such thing well rank them I'll rank them in this
00:04:59| right next to me I'll put them in a line the banana goes first in the middle as the base layer is the beer as the base line do you see that guy who was on twitch who passed out after the Eagles
00:05:12| game and he got banned for excessive drinking really so you can't pass out if you're you can be tipsy I think I think that's allowable if usually I'm smashed that's terrible you can't say I'm
00:05:25| completely outside of my brain right now so there's two of them there's like a kit kat bar or else you got and then there's something that looks like a Twix the ocher al-albani Albani
00:05:39| milk truckers outed bar with caramel and biscuit oh I didn't get that you don't have this one maybe that's I have this one instead oh let me see you have the eugenia you do
00:05:53| Joon I Jin yeah Eugenia you for deny it Doubtfire dia I'll save that I'll save ya do you have what I don't know we should do this I don't know if we do the same one I'll
00:06:06| save this the album acts that's a yeah that's like a good that's a sex tally be mad it's an alley be mad it's a good dildo name max you you eat the Alba Max and
00:06:23| I'll eat al albani okay so you don't have an LP neck so no I don't have an ally Maris what's with where's yours from holy crap mine's from the volcker clean
00:06:35| sizes in it no that is turkey it's impregnate Istanbul died like be from Turkey to actually I mean the writing looks Turkish ish gonna show everyone my album
00:06:48| X all will man looks like a party and a friggin thing like that it's like oh I'll bet name right then it's got clean it that writing looks Turkish as hell has like an nutty fragrance to it
00:07:08| yes secret nuttiness to it holy chocolate weapon ooh mines so coconut is announced now there's literally a man like a job it's gonna have a different proportion
00:07:26| to it like this is a Twix with extra cookie and it's like crumbly mm-hmm this imbalance with extra cookie I want to keep eating us Vinny oh how I leave of X I've waited so long
00:07:47| for you I have our names yeah that goes above banana banana cool but doesn't good is that there's a weird I don't know my substituted semantic elements for like some nuttiness like a
00:08:13| nutty aftertaste oh I got real lunch but I assume that it's a hey is that Eau de Toilette like it's like the just the nut juice just dripping drip edge of nuttage and then do you have the KitKat looking
00:08:34| thing no I have a I have a king Tanner's literally do you have this I have something the idea the oka peck peck pedda all right do I have that okay okay
00:08:47| all right so it's not that we met the crust over we have eugenics how about Du Barry did you get duper I have a do Barry alright Barry do that that's somewhere in there about the tour
00:08:59| tikka Duga fudge bar by G bar watch footage but I don't think I have that I know that maybe they gave me that instead of your uh Turk to your whatever okay yeah I think that's alright I'll do
00:09:15| this I'll do that Mike now this literally I wonder if a KitKat has this has four layers I wonder if you get is only memory trick let's see here oh come on Connect got
00:09:31| some issues here issues are cities tonight Oh mines from Philippines are being sued by law I am right kitty cat only has three layers so this adds to it with a fourth layer of crispy wafer in
00:09:51| the middle I guess that's why it's called king cat okay cat king that while that's bold to do that's here oh whoa hazelnut cream this is like fucking an inch friggin alright so mine is called
00:10:09| the fudgy boring to Turkey Turkish base for the Philippines okay the G bar this is like a repackaged kick-ass there's no way mine's like a Twinkie this is literally a Twinkie got this and says
00:10:25| it's cream filled like look at that look what's going on here alright how did you think that looks like snack kobe crabby hmm there's a kick-out hmm my name change like something is
00:10:45| like they add alcohol to it'll get you messed up except that it isn't it just tastes bad I got the alcohol part we were like well it tastes nasty but I know it got a mean
00:10:58| girl it's like the years are the pies nice do you disinfect them they used to clean the packaging seeps into the jokey overtime mm-hmm it's a vanilla cake bar why is it going to fudgy bar there's no
00:11:11| sludge anywhere we've got countries that Philippines they're liars ingredients cake the cake has its own ingredients and the milky custard filling has its own ingredients anyway it tastes like
00:11:32| the sounds they're spelled apparently there's a fudge bar that has actual chocolate in it and not the cake so you got this I would've been much better I got the
00:11:40| crappy version mm-hmm that's like the well that Pepsi Cola Pepsi clear like the her version that didn't have extras so there's like take these no like this is super American it's called Pepsi
00:11:56| clear you'll love it so you want to sync up on one of them and the you vanaya or the book de pekka pekka of Eugenia biscotti the Brits Cody just looks Italian Miss goody Romania
00:12:13| does it Romanian yep first time you've ever heard me say that folks crinkle crinkle Franklin human they smell awful oh my god what is that oh no let's try it
00:12:42| Sacco we're yeah not good no worse than nothi was worse than the banana yeah how did dear did your cake bars taste like that - no it's not cocoa what is it cocoa cream ice cream addict
00:13:10| ikaw low-fat cocoa content raising agents ammonium hydrogen company rum with an Elenin wait a second is this alcoholic it might be balls in different areas I was like just smile a little bit
00:13:33| Rama SH looks like Oh leftover captain morgans and they boy corner ones first this is the is our way with Jackson oh it's got its own name on there here's a piece of just chocolate huh - like
00:13:58| majority chokolate box 92 I play this thing what you got I see nope - Peck Oh Richard look at what we have different well we can say that in case we don't have anything ya do differently I got a
00:14:19| tour tikka for tikka I don't think I took pika give a única no what's it look like no I don't have either this I have this this I have one of those but do you have
00:14:35| the coconut will mentorian I have that one okay so save that will match those up alright do you have this this must be one of my differences uh yeah I have
00:14:44| that one I wish they'd just give me more and you ordered the pretzel I have the pretzel one which is kinky or whatever curriki yeah yeah no mine's prema prema curriki classic Oh hold up let's do this
00:15:01| right now look oh you've got my sense is ik mines the American version er or is what Spri me what's here's a flavour point I don't it looks like it has nuts it has like
00:15:12| says mostly wheat and two nuts see on the bottom two nuts mmm cuz weird I can't read the crap on mine it's a language but I like how this company at least they give it to you straight
00:15:30| this is like calories for the whole bag come on yeah you buying some snacks this is like I did this movie slow is this legal that's mine is to add a sticker to it to
00:15:45| make it legal in the US uh-huh energy value kilojoules here's is in kilojoules these aren't gonna eat later I know it how can they screw up pretzels that's right I was
00:16:01| thinking but I'm from Philadelphia there's something in the local pretzel really no I don't think I'm good can't get it out there I think it's a nutty suck on it there we go a little Oh
00:16:28| what the heck pretzel with nut it nut mixed into it nutty peanut butter mm-hmm is it it's like a string of peanut butter is the witness to say just a hair follicle of
00:16:43| peanut butter in there hmm yes I'm like pretzels getting on curry that's all thanks to me yeah honestly no squid pretzels back yeah that's not so that's American it's not rolled by
00:17:00| I don't clean out the throat there so we've gotta fucking a pile or so we got those two so there's smaller ones that are like the hard candy things yeah I forgot to
00:17:18| turn off my green screen filter so like this might show up monkey would be awesome Marv Marv latekka Mullenix it's like a small egg tikka do there you have it you
00:17:34| have a one button you have a whop ball four shouldn't chin no I don't know I'm weak did I get did you not get this mmm I saw a monkey I have not even eight o naughty tomatoes oh we have different
00:17:51| weight or the exact thing what do you have you have corn I see tomato yeah I think the same thing my just called Masada munch tomato how to participate open attack and look for
00:18:10| Oh what if we win an award we have to go to the other country to claim it it's like a hundred dollars instant 500 wallet bonus cash and your mmt wallet bonus bonus cash as quotes and you know
00:18:23| we're gonna win this yeah we're gonna win click on redeem keep on India really it does have on the back it says tear here the corner and you just tear it open french fries with ketchup no it's
00:19:01| gonna taste exactly like cheese curls it's gonna taste like the UM party you have like cheese curls and xsplit yeah Cheetos mixed with that kind of thing it's kind of like Campbell's tomato soup
00:19:23| in a stick it's spicy at the other spice yeah I can eat it hold back we're still come watching xuxa bowl of white stuff on it like right there do you have a bowl stuff yeah what is that
00:19:41| yeah it looks like coconut but it's not coconut I know there's rice cut it was like rice one board and where the rice puffs oh you're overdoing it you know these are addictive because I'm
00:19:58| like oh I feel a burrs are changes over time it's like like you kind of put you off and then it's like like a nice strong rice at the oh oh it was like Andy Capps
00:20:07| ha pride yeah yeah the hot fries are just like the hot fries meets cheetahs oh this is actually a great snack I if I was high I would just be like come back yeah I need a whole bag not that it ever
00:20:24| get high well jobs rep the man unless you're in California and other states that approve of smoking we yeah Renee at work that's cool ever get high at school well you're in a school setting like not
00:20:47| money well a classroom I have known people to do that they used to do I've done interesting things while high hmm I've done matters at my job to show up high and they say no go outside
00:21:09| you'll smoke and nope not cigarettes I'm like just taking the edge off you guys enough let's keep speed through the day she'd bring in that bag for him
00:21:29| this is a smile it brings you back because you're like wait a second I'm losing my tongue oh and dancing with it a little bit mmm cookery naughty tomato you have jaffa
00:21:41| cakes I know some it's weird how it's like similar knockoffs cuz I have tops I like it's like the 70s did you have the same company I grow comb Eric okra Martin
00:21:55| mines from Coeur venca go to vinca see what what are they like chocolate-covered orange slice the orange flavor film mm-hmm not gonna be good oh there's a lot of them like uh
00:22:16| that's like a sleeve sylvania no I don't want them now it's a coat yeah what's going on here got squeezed or chopped apart yeah who's that real orange underneath
00:22:37| here can't smell it this play now when you feel when you're like will we done hi great idea chilling for like a hot minute not even talking I'll be like I know it's terrible but we actively we're
00:23:01| enjoying it was real bad is yours doing it's gotta be think yeah it's got a school she's Phil I think that's not a paste it they pasted it on the top orange friggin orange flavored wafer
00:23:19| with Chapa per month it's not bad alright I have an L waiver until the wife or some gentleman the ending is kinda got squishy over your back ridd he's got a little all right I
00:23:33| could like if I was in like my grandparents house like I would be like this is a fine deli but your grandparents grandparents what good taste like a tea and biscuits maybe no
00:23:45| it's too squishy that's true all right oh he's gonna finish it though I'm about to go grab some more got him lazy not easy I keep I keep thinking about that don't eat tomato I can still taste it
00:24:00| it's like it it gets like you know your tonsils are in the back kind of low it's like above your tonsils you just sticks there do you have taste buds on the back of your mouth up there feel like no but
00:24:11| I think maybe it goes to sense of smell we did that all up sewed on the nasal thing mmm maybe because it's a second Bush he it's weird it's no no bring Drake wait drink drink no drink break
00:24:29| I'm going to get that that was no purpose how it cleanse anything really yeah does anything really grind your gears and I figured out mine that happened to me do that hmm no I do have
00:24:44| a question for you though so we kind of missed some opportunities in the germaphobe like situational like I had like an earpiece because I had like a one earbud for listening to stuff I went
00:24:56| to the bathroom I had it in I took it out I almost dropped it if that hit the bathroom floor would you put it back in your hair yeah but I'm a dirt ball you could I would drop it in a toilet and
00:25:06| I'd be like I I would look at my it off like it cleans nothing that's why it off with my shirt because that takes all the germs off yes but it gets inside that little filter thing that has all your
00:25:18| earwax on it yeah okay you would you switch neighbors and just gave the scenario the same year name so there's a food I like those crunchy things like where do you think I would not eat them
00:25:32| if I was on a farm and I dropped them in the dirt I would pick him up and eat him let me dust him off I could I heard so one of my friends has this thing about making
00:25:40| noise in a movie theater he would eat popcorn as silently as possible because he doesn't want people hearing him eat yeah he would push it into his mouth and then press it silently close like if
00:25:51| you want to suck go to popcorn and get it wet like it won't crunch yeah yeah slowly you eat popcorn that way a single one hears like and you're looking around of everyone around you is there like
00:26:04| because we're filthy Americans Marty tomato yeah good call no my thing was this any time in the life raising whether it's the bank or like it drives through a McDonald's or
00:26:19| whatever everyone takes so damn long it pisses me off right yeah I mean they don't know what they're ordering they're asking questions it's like McDonald's like just
00:26:30| order a damn burger number one whenever can do that give me whatever is there I don't even care if it's my order take it I'll leave I'll be even pay for whatever's cheapest so today came in
00:26:42| Dunkin Donuts unusual and in a very easy order to sausage wake up racks hold the egg my kid doesn't eat the egg and I need a vanilla and a frosted and a strawberry frosted doughnut I need them
00:26:56| both and I need a medium coffee for me and one latte he once sprinkles on the strawberry one strength sprinkles thank you let's go so I get up to my turn in line and for
00:27:09| whatever reason they must have forgot to put in one of my orders so they handed me the doughnuts they handed me my coffee there they paid I did two thing and I'm sitting there lying and I'm like
00:27:19| we're done we're good they were like okay start one one minute don't think okay I just kept looking Darren behind me I mean like hoof these jackasses are taking so long I'd be done
00:27:31| like I'm saying it to all the people behind me in my head I'm like you know me fellas I'm done it's these jackasses sin here put my hands in the wheel doing a little
00:27:40| this actually showing yeah showing everyone behind me done I gave it my god I'm good I'm good this isn't a crazy order this is their ball in like a whole nother minute with
00:27:52| mine she came back she went sir can you wait one more minute and I was like yeah no problem I was looking at all the cars behind me who are like this guy what's wrong with
00:27:59| this guy taking all day so they finally gave me my wraps tonight I drove away ashamed and embarrassed they get it right they did oh I think I just forgot to put the order in
00:28:09| but it was weird because when you're looking at someone in line and you're the car behind us wrong with this person what is wrong with this person just order your goddamn food pick it up and
00:28:21| go I don't care that you needed gluten-free so-and-so and you're talking about them you're literally making a story up mm-hmm but really maybe he's had to redo the sandwich her son yeah I
00:28:32| had somebody that was waiting 15 minutes like a literal 15 minutes that's like a figuratively no that's impossible I thought so too minutes I pulled up and I was like at
00:28:42| least my food will be ready now because I waited so long they said sir can you just pull forward and wait I'm saying what so I I pulled on parking spot I went inside it was like all smoky in
00:28:52| there I guess I had like a mini fire fire okay and then I guess we quit too because they're just like one person's you like walked out of the door like
00:29:00| something I guess that the one guy was one yeah Noorie tomato no god that's good I mean that's I'm gonna wake up in the middle that I need to be like Oh tomato give me that tomato my skin the
00:29:20| buzz is really good tomatoes no you don't know my tomatoes corny like this huh I have just I guess this is a comparison I have a layer cake yet which looks terrible that's probably my
00:29:41| equivalent to this maybe it's too shiny I can't even get it and like block the light out and I have the I think that's my custard actually no all right so your layer cake is probably my
00:29:55| either coconut cream cake I got coconut biscuits a cream cake laughs seeing both do the custard one I have another bad I have the other one yeah this is not good okay this company is in front it's a
00:30:13| little green it separates a little weight paint oh it's pan with this hand and flavor pandan and cleavers go participate piece of food that has no information on it
00:30:30| thats funky thats zero for me yeah mine doesn't have anything like there's no calories there's no information there's no ingredients my just it's like lotty best of like malaysia oriental food
00:30:42| industry so all I got is lot tea coconut custard good luck no numbers no information don't know where it's from don't know anything about it all right this does not leak it might be really
00:30:57| good it could be like a sponge cake but doesn't separate this is just has that rum flavored cake it's not bad actually what's war and Dan cuz mines from Malaysia
00:31:12| what is pandan pan Jackie's merrily merrily Foley's it's a tropical plant in the pandanus screw pine genus which is commonly known as pandan the plant that in Asia that tastes good apparently
00:31:41| give me some Panna to play it come on I don't know what a good pancake yeah pandan cake yeah that's I think we probably had knockoffs out of each other right there was okay no little bit I'm
00:31:57| gonna eat that when I'm done cuz it's like a dessert moves up to number three in my list where's blended as it is it's pretty good it's like a portrait cookie almost
00:32:09| the same flavor ish what else we got see you get a uh uh hell al bar ha ha Yolo Yolo obviously a Yolo no it's like it's not I don't know what those letters are but imagine it's pitchfork Americans
00:32:30| gonna die big I don't have that one anyway it's got a picture of coconut and it looks like it says Slipknot and Americans are not gonna die that's just an inference for Isis then uh-huh wait
00:32:44| for coated with chocolate and coconut the only English on it cool Oh Alibaba a wall does not made in Palestine look how sail doesn't nothing
00:32:59| um what do you got that I don't have I have the unit única and four tikka which is a Tortuga so that's these two or my versions how many more do you have left so then I have this which we both have
00:33:14| Korea I'm Alan LaLanne I have the coconut macaroons yeah I'm glad we both have the doodleberry we both have and then Oh like OpenNet okay we go Peggy I have a waffle smitten you don't have
00:33:29| this ha ha bar no I wonder if I got a bunch like I got like six of these little candies screen filter is still inside some mess up I got like six little candies are living have these
00:33:42| little strain candies word maybe I just got gypped one candy bar and then I have the britanni a nice time coconut biscuits oh okay you do have this this yeah
00:33:52| so I have more stuff to then that's bizarre I deserve more but I'm gonna try to eat the tortilla and única the same timeframe that you eat one do it it's gonna take my time with the yoyo Yolo
00:34:06| Lebanon how aliens coconut chocolate bar the room is getting very hot during the melt this is a yes like chocolate I think well it's a wafer bar this is the same thing it's like a wafer yeah it
00:34:27| wasn't bad actually look on what's the vanilla wafer cocaine I know it's shocking out they make them covered in chocolate him mm-hmm there's a vanilla one covered in
00:34:37| chocolate no actually not better left sir tomorrow really why are you bringing in half-eaten candy bars to work what you want one that's always live on one end
00:34:54| it's got crazy shit written all over it I started from dudes distorts no where's this from he's asking like in general and you're like panels talking like Lou doesn't say Luke have a good time
00:35:07| ah it's just ah just calm so I think this is like a milk has like a little milk emblem on it or to your drop that's what they store their sadness it and all those Asians that are enslaved over
00:35:22| there Communist China I'm gonna try this Cobb are so I don't think you have oh oh shit nice nah it exploded all over the I'm gonna have to finally clean this
00:35:37| keyboard after this nut it everywhere who'da thunk it was the cob party that finally broke the nut barrier its it's pretty good yeah it's like a club ulti almost and the little like gelatin
00:35:57| balls also vanilla wafer with them like rubbery aftertaste like if you were to eat a taya I feel like the end of a tire we we are the beginning fry all the tire tastes like that how does our tire
00:36:16| episode go band yeah it was fantastic we just kept talking about vulcanized rubber which is a rubber when heated to a certain degree Neels it vulcanized rubber you can
00:36:29| vocalize anything you want Nick what are you gonna vote with tokenize next time my wife okay so kind of damn this thing's full of it or I'd the messiness hmm the prophesy eat the goddamn bad
00:36:48| tomato I never felt depressed by food until now I feel that wasn't you decide your sadness like for the people who are probably like like maybe they're like down on their their luck and like
00:37:04| someone says here have a Cobb are and it's like they have to die like the people in a oh this is gonna give me so in trouble I shouldn't say it like if you're in a concentration camp and they
00:37:21| threw a cow bar in the middle everyone [Laughter] this is for this is for you no no honey this is for you no no honey you need your strength this is for you
00:37:35| this is for a child who'll mash it into the mud so that I can taste like a Holocaust was a terrible thing we're not making fun of it we're talking about the veterans okay so camps where you send
00:37:54| your kid to work on concentrating is ADHD he's always made out of different things really come on learn to concentrate harder harder will you open Tortuga or tour
00:38:05| tikka which is a I think it's Belgian no it's got a lot of weird right you got that many more than me I can't tell what is wrong it's got a spry not Belgian said we're weird grading in our own our
00:38:23| way for man so on original I'm gonna skip you got waiver it up and then get a kink at Barton trigger and that was the other one the unica just push those together along with the banana and I'm a
00:38:39| banana was little mudroom those three or Monica banana duck whole bad you know that's it's amazing it's real I like it because whatever flavors in your mouth gone immediately white feet they should
00:39:06| have more if you're gonna make a food basket or box it should have like super salty super sweet super chocolaty what other flavors are there meaty is your like piece a piece of
00:39:19| savory yeah in there it's like wow I didn't know the different me so be cool I'm cool that's be I guess secured I guess jerk a jerk box we can start that it's like one sliver of meat yeah
00:39:35| welcome to the jerk box we got I'm pretty sure the oka Pekka is gonna be just like the other wafer bar huh Galloway yeah whoop choco Freddie wait chocolate-covered fret a charming way
00:39:53| from I feel like a packaging though gold this is nice this is classy it's gold it feels heavy in the fingers it's kind of nice what job that I realized oh it's got
00:40:09| your brizl chocolate on it oh that's hand done my mm-hmm same as everything else mm-hmm but it's like creamier I got my stuff in there probably better than the other wafers
00:40:31| yeah it's uh not me go away for the trike a minibike it's the white chocolates actually fairly rich yeah you know that's not bad I like how the nutrition facts are like
00:40:55| impossible to read like they're super small I'll give you if I was a couple years older you know I work actually yeah yeah that goes above all the other wafer bars
00:41:13| yeah Wow good job whoever bar Oh kopeck Oh ion that was surprisingly good mm-hmm I'm telling you I think the white chocolate is good what call you gots was
00:41:30| making it good I have to visit from my chair right here it looks like it's Egyptian didn't even you think they'd be more proud of whatever they came from yeah but our should stuff doesn't say
00:41:47| America America I think says were made in the USA I had to know everything says Made in China yeah well now it does one of my Brazilian friends they had a friend who
00:41:58| was still in Brazil who likes the name on the back of their shirt they named their child Matt noosa made in USA got me I was pretty good yeah it's true story too
00:42:16| that's awesome I can't tell where this is made from shout out that Greece it's when Greece I worked with the Greeks she bring this into them there's no lucky and this has brought I've brought
00:42:30| in you a gift it's come colleague meet somebody's mother somebody's gonna cream so I have five things left I have four left I've been eating well I guess if you
00:42:48| count oh maybe that's how they balance it out cuz you have six of the little candies I have five Oh [Laughter] let's see her would you undo any cuz I
00:43:01| think we the only thing different is the waffle Stinton which is a waffle chocolate thing depress me I like the name oh I'm gonna save the waffle nitin for later and say hey honey
00:43:12| I gotcha here what can i macaroon yes let's have a talk oh thank the next one so so much chocolate Belgium product of the Belgium we were debating whether we're gonna do MRE cheese imagine doing
00:43:33| like five MREs you're like wow it tastes like a mix of all does like a new trailer and vitamins Oh God coconutty thank you very good gonna be good it's a macaroon hmm
00:43:52| yeah I'm not expecting it just got coconut fibers am i like coca I do it doesn't really pay the small and dosage chopped up in chocolate please go yeah small bite we do use take
00:44:16| no no I'm just noticing how small the bite you took I was trying to get that little there's a little piece of hanging hey I like it but I don't like to eat it that's weird
00:44:32| that's like it's coconut for you yeah coca is like good it's just you're like oh there's a lot of coconut that's really like you just said cooking I was good you know like you have there's a
00:44:42| lot I hate it really but you just said really good complicated it's like kind of like drinking down I got a watered-down coke like there's a point where it's like
00:44:52| this doesn't taste like anything at all and then it's like it gets to the coke portion and they're just like thought it's really sugary yeah let's see ya get rid of the chocolate oh I like two
00:45:06| things it's like we just like it's just mini mini lame dare not to have one Bambi Bambi came out is it when did baby come out see he's gotta be around that 1967
00:45:25| probably 1942 it's award Bambi's that old yeah it's oh that's a weird time to come out to you click Bambi before T 12 or two what and it's the mother gets shoot head shootin was
00:45:40| baby a boy or a girl there's a boy cuz he grows the antlers is going on there's an I think yeah that's interesting I didn't even know it I guess maybe that's just it's a horror
00:45:54| story war story you lost your father in the war and maybe mother loses mom mom gets shot in the first like ten minutes of the movie there's stuffer or something I don't really remember
00:46:06| milk chocolate coated biscuits I hadn't added vitamin pill full vitamin enriched Bambi biscuits yeah I'm gonna shit some weird stuff to learn don't chocolate 43% 5% and nitrous milk
00:46:24| fat emulsifier so I can taste them also fire sour milk now I thought oh I guess it's hard no I don't like the from the trophy about it now mmm yeah there's um so this the idea for this episode came
00:46:48| from a guy who is eating ration kits like if your boat sunk like you get this ration kit it had wafers in it like crackers and then this like tropical chocolate the tropical chocolate is like
00:47:03| intended to stay solid even and like really hot temperatures and then there is another one that was like a Native American trick it was like nuts and like fat mixed together and it was like that
00:47:17| was putrid at the time so they look disgusting and then there's also these like little malted milk tablets that was from the was like they were like like a lot of
00:47:32| them and he said they like like a small roll of candy was like 50 or 60 bucks he had a bunch of them on the table and he was just like you know he's doing the YouTube thing so he was just showing
00:47:41| them off and then he was like these are in such great condition and he starts eating them from like 70 years ago it's like 80 years now like and they were still good at finishing that's what he
00:47:53| he was like me like the survival food survived it's not I mean think about it I guess it if it's in a container and everything it's probably not going to go bad any time soon it's more like our
00:48:08| liabilities up you had 20 years we're out statue I mean three leads but in reality they're like it probably lasts much longer than that it's just like we want our legality covering well it's
00:48:21| kind of like a radiating food like this food that goes up on the space station they put her in a package they essentially cook it in the package killing the bacteria when they package
00:48:30| it they feel with knifes in to make it an ER - so he can't like there's no aerobic bacteria in there that could feast on that air and then they also sometimes they
00:48:40| radiate it Tiffany oiler it is samples yeah like apples or other fruits that you might find in the supermarket um malted milk okay I forget with them no
00:48:52| one made America not one huh so we have Dewberry and Britannia I feel like this one is also coconut I'll be disappointed the blueberries is something different so how I want to eat that last Dewberry
00:49:06| it's also sandwich cookies with luscious fruity taste and exquisite cream filling let's do the Dubarry last and then look up together the Britannia get rid of full yes very bad this time on my
00:49:20| stomach's Presley yeah yeah if I receive on air I think these are promised it's broken in half so I don't eat at all this don't like coconut coconut coconut kosher nut I'm allergic to foreign food
00:49:50| is there any fart food in this alright I'm a xenophobe I'm scared of this box you know what is you getting no I didn't explain this so earlier today I went for a run outside
00:50:06| and uh it's just nothing no that's not even sick there's like a nerve or something or a hair follicle it's tickling me right now that tickles I know which one it is oh the individual
00:50:24| we can feel the follicle and I sneeze like 40 times and it's three minutes span and I was fine then it went away for like 10 minutes and then uh like 20 minutes later did it again and went away
00:50:37| and they looks back and I'm like that son-of-a-gun hair follicle you lasted like almost an hour it's good I thought I was gonna do the whole apps anyway I digress it'll go away like five
00:50:48| minutes and I'll forget about it no I like it's okay oh these are like these are like the ones you get on the plane the Scotties little Scottie biscuits they might be the ones I actually like
00:51:00| this yeah these are good I really like blue cookie yeah there's nothing since the water though this is the one I really like these cookie that's worth it I'll make it up
00:51:12| in on this 20 bucks 25 bucks worth you're gonna take notes Brittania mm-hmm nice times another tissue can read a nose this is the right kind of coconut though you can taste if there's coconut
00:51:26| in it but it's not the only thing it's not coconut e right I'm gonna yeah this is my favorite cookie I like that cooking a lot we got them from the airplane examples when we flew Southwest
00:51:39| I think a couple months ago and I was like these are really good why don't we have these they're like throughout America no but there are really good cookies it's a mini tomato mm-hmm all
00:51:54| right juicy a little let's examine these things real quick yeah classic series and then I don't know what that is I can't read it in a simple partner it only says classic series oh yeah mine
00:52:11| said classic series - lets cut Mike is having green apple but now it's a pear apple pear it's one of those really agent pear spiciness that's that's the room place Asian pear and Asian pear
00:52:22| good seeds on it or like really weird at least read out I think that's what made me think it was that could be wrong you get it any time an Asian pear is it good should I save it I mean there's no candy
00:52:44| boat can't get it you're gonna have to spit it out I'm going so because real hard I have to like sell those for like ten minutes so like I need to save mine because I
00:52:54| can't open it and I made it all slippery because I tried to bite it we're disgusting animal weight is less but I don't like to give up so I'm gonna carve it
00:53:07| oh there's a scene here there's the scene there it is oh it's a little ball so I like my child can choke on it fantastic I'll save that it looks good so my child can show hey what shape do
00:53:22| you want to make your candy whatever doesn't fit down a child's throat why do milk did you hear that's why big pens have a hole in them big pen caps so they can
00:53:34| breathe through the hole in the pen cat the kid swallows a pen cap for whatever reason he'd still be able to breathe do I have a big pen here is the question and is it true as a question I've heard
00:53:47| this three times for three separate people so it's either a bass book joke once I get I have to check I over I will find one go ahead folks I hate working with Tim he's awful he's disorganized
00:54:00| isn't do anything for the podcast I do everything okay look at me I'm mr. technical side and run through code I'm running things I'm connecting things already
00:54:14| mmm anyway huh Lord be I they are I they have that a little like great on them like the little like cross-section yes oh wait a second here I might have discovered I do have one pen set but I
00:54:32| don't think it has a hole in it but it's not big they haven't been sued yet apparently okay so you're gonna do the blueberry one jack-and-jill Dewberry
00:54:48| it's weird mine Straub racing a dream you said Dewberry right yeah oh oh woah-oh see that that's cool there's a good pairing I do like blueberry I like strawberry - hey like strawberry and
00:55:05| blueberry these look rather generic do a switch oh my god they're grandmum's house cookies the consistencies like they've been left out for several days it's the only time I felt like I was
00:55:31| getting punished while eating a cookie because I had fruit it was like take the bite doesn't crumble and it doesn't break and like a weird Anja ball yeah frangible cooking what's frangible it
00:55:54| breaks them a tiny little crumples mmm does that real term read you make it up now that's a real term well so the word of the day frangible right guys hmm you know that's
00:56:12| a little better than a grandmas cookie a little better is this him hey just cover them more sugar that's what but how do we make this better guys we're gonna make it give you the Big D
00:56:26| diabetes give them the big D guys give them the Big D I'm out of real snacks no no okay oh yeah thank you yeah they said please do this on your
00:56:45| own panderers podcast we love every episode especially the one about sexual bondage and sexual bondage guys wasn't it after hours to keep it in your pants I think it was after hours talk manners
00:57:02| I think it was alluded to UK or all you want guys we may have implied it or not mm-hmm do you get like a little like orange topics I don't want to mix it a little the one other one I'm curious
00:57:19| about is the decay give a coconut I don't want to coconut candy though but I will do it for the unchosen it out I will sacrifice myself cuz I'm gonna pry spit vines I got three of the same thing
00:57:33| it looks like like I'm yeah hole with a C and a decay yeah decay yeah a little Apple comer it looks like an I didn't cover in an apple skin okay it does actually I thought it was a
00:57:47| coconut but that's like an apple or something I don't know what it is it tastes kinda like fruit covered in nail polish ooh you're really selling me on this I'm not sure what this is supposed
00:58:17| to make me feel good pretzel sticks we could not cope but I I think I was thrown off by the sea this is littering and then just to see and I was like no it has to be coconut nope Oaks been anko
00:58:40| remember you bottom of the box okay so what sucked let's talk about let's talk about sucked baby boy see I had the wafer once we had a única for tikka the the big king cat
00:59:07| King tap king well Matt the rum one you you you Geneva Eugenia your vagina get you a giant checked it smells like rum the banana Co I'm not great not great I didn't like the macaroon coconut ones
00:59:29| really I was down with the macaroons macaroons I was good okay I leave in the middle look the surprising one was the oak de pekka mm that's I will really longingly
00:59:41| tomorrow and decide probably not to eat you but you will be considered you will be remembered macaroons somebody open to eat those these the acrid tops you had no I don't get you shot goes
01:00:01| Krug free this I believe in your pantry for like a week and they're just like no one's gonna touch that then you put it out when your friends come over and like hey guys let me wash yourself this piece
01:00:14| of shit the lane chocolate covered biscuits they're too crunchy they face it it's all heat yeah talking yeah there's this one which I'm gonna eat probably afterwards if I can not throw
01:00:29| up the layer cake the pandan flavor I'm gonna go search out the pandas that good actually I like that Oh angel food cake not enough hand Dan in it before pandan hand and I'm on pandan
01:00:51| I named Anders we see the knockoff quicks the obey nay I lied like this one actually I'm gonna test one of my favorites naughty tomato goodbye
01:01:11| yeah wow it's almost like eating a fast food meal and a bike it feels like you're eating almost like fries with ketchup and then like maybe like a spicy chicken sandwich hmm
01:01:29| that's it like if I had a coke right time I wouldn't move I would stay in the same spot and finish the bag cuz it would give these to our troops yeah until we invade forget the rations where
01:01:47| are these from we didn't even say where they're from India we can't attack India cuz I'll be like hey could Kirkuk hurry naughty tomato and then they'll all be my
01:02:00| friends you read the bottom that says main reading room made with kitchen ingredients I guess native food kitchen ingredients we're gonna win some money on this 500
01:02:25| rupees oh yeah yep well that spiciness that's a fun kind of spiciness though it is rice meal edible vegetable rice and corn gram meal I don't know what gram is sugar salt - tomato powder spices chili
01:02:49| powder onion powder spices extract black pepper powder ginger powder ginger in there cinnamon ginger clove and nutmeg beef American power fight extract then you do
01:03:02| I'm citric citric acid good job cookery and we had the pets and sticks whatever good yeah the Cobb are for your the concentration camp near you they can't eat it that was an
01:03:21| inappropriate joke but it's okay mm-hmm it's alright no one will see this episode until it's on nightly news and maybe my name is Dan or Nick and can't it depends
01:03:37| positive reviews yeah what else we got coconut biscuits these are a good one these a good time there we go that's a really good list at five food quote unquote the grandma do
01:03:51| berries and then we got the little [Music] volcanics apart canes I'm gonna eat this that looks a little green pear apple thing I don't even know
01:04:06| if I want to eat that yet I could save it so I'll save it for next podcast I'll put the law I'm orange ones too yeah like three orange ones oh let's roll it Azumi rolling roll tide
01:04:20| weren't they one that I so the box would you do it again on your own for a friend as a gift no no I think about it I mean if we were sending something overseas charging the $30 would you go in and buy
01:04:41| like a Snickers bar hot cheetos some like weird Lay's flavor that was half barbecue half sour creams a couple creamy wafer bars I don't know I can to get who but what would you do send my
01:04:59| boss take maybe I'll make it there in time Omaha wash thanks for good yeah but not worth the price but yeah a freezer packed about maybe like if I knew
01:05:12| someone like to like really like the candy bar I think I would send him like a bunch of those candy bars like one candy bar but like you're diluting sandwich now what
01:05:20| would you send them if you were sending things to me I'd want like gonna be like gummy better Nellie's it's you're sending them to someone and they love chocolate candy bars would you go it
01:05:30| would you give them Twix yeah Twix is a good one to full size right on size full size yeah you're paying for it yeah more like a Milky Way may be I think Milky Way used to be
01:05:47| better in the past it's faded Thank Snickers Snickers really ha stickers hunter upset you give them like a Butterfinger is that leg out like that's not what you do Butterfinger
01:06:02| probably and did you kid get any butterfingers no I don't think you did I think it's faded then I don't know what is a Butterfinger is it actually made of butter it's butter peanut butter it's
01:06:15| like wafer II it breaks apart when you bite into it it has properly I'll try yeah see oh flaky crunchy peanut buttery pleasure I said lying to me these are lies I guess
01:06:42| it's a form of peanut butter with butter and crunchy buttery what else would you give them like them I'll give them like a tasty language it was one clear your wife
01:07:07| looks fantastic thanks for fighting abroad your wife yeah difference here abroad no I'm good I got like a quarter bag left I have to
01:07:30| save it good flavor oh my god my mouth is on fire oh this is the most obnoxious we've been because I'm pretty sure the whole time this is enjoyable for me I'm just listening to be boy food I think a
01:07:48| way would be a joy yes you're the one box if someone orders a food box and joined us along it would be actually pretty cool we will say that the service is enjoyable as an experience the first
01:08:01| time around cuz you really figuring things out this is a the company that did it is worldwide treats that are on Amazon I'm not saying drive-in I'm not it's it's something if you gave a gift
01:08:14| people would probably not be disappointed until they ate the food so you have some time drop it off and run yeah I'm sure I love it and then enjoy it let me know how it's going bye-bye
01:08:28| guys good to see you good to have seen you my batteries echo oh oh my tongue is really on fire so is there any other summaries at one time I feel like this is too much chocolate there's the
01:08:50| chocolate of the problem yeah I'm so full I have like coconut chocolate going on foreign food I don't eat anymore so like that was bigger than my dinner
01:09:00| Oh so let's talk about that Michael getting older I want to go to like a fast-food place I get like a value meal like burger and fries which are like child sized yeah and then I'm
01:09:11| like cool what I'm done I'm like I are yeah yeah I don't need to eat more than that it's that's not an adult thing that's just a personality thing because I think some people can eat five of
01:09:20| those I mean the people sitting next to me yeah they have like a triple stack burger in their life and they're hungry when they're done right and I'm just like it's like is that really that's
01:09:31| that seems like a mental thing like it out of necessity I don't think that's like I can serve them so now that I don't eat like I just cut meals out whether it's through depression or not
01:09:45| have enough money or hate there's a whole picture isn't one right shot a meal anger work hours you can get for whatever reasons for whatever reason like this morning I didn't have
01:09:59| breakfast and I was like whatever and then lunch came around and I was like I could eat it was like no I'd rather be hungry because hunger gives you this edge or you're I don't know gives you a
01:10:10| it makes you more awake yeah more than focus because you have to do something to eat and that's something is yeah I don't know by the time five o'clock rolled around I was very hungry and I
01:10:24| dinner and satisfying dinner it was good I wish Mike will record more to pull more pulled pork broccoli raab provolone cheese on a roll Italian I feel very Italian yeah but it's but it's a good
01:10:42| sandwich regardless even if it's not Italian oh but what I was gonna say is like I wasn't even hungry at lunchtime like I was hungry for a few minutes because I didn't have breakfast
01:10:54| in everything I was like just it'll pass and there's something that happens to you where this to shock me mm-hmm but if you had six meals a day you would be hungry six times a day if
01:11:08| you could change there's a replication thing just like stick a pack of food on your back hmm would you do it if it's like you don't have to waste any time chewing
01:11:16| food or swallowing yeah do you know why because I would eat less often I would eat healthier things because I don't taste it it's going into my back mm-hm and I would just eat nutrient-rich stuff
01:11:26| that was good for me because we eat it has to taste great like this damn bag of munchies right here like this is probably terrible for you I have no idea but like I tend to like the food fast
01:11:40| food something that tastes salty and fatty and beefy and crazy and I'm like our oily greasy yeah yeah do you think you would want to eat something after a period of time like if you're on IV for
01:11:52| like a week you get out of the house it's like the do you remember the prison experiment with the food and neutral and no taste yeah it's perfectly healthy for you it
01:12:00| contains all your nutrients but has no taste because it's like proven that you can't dislike it but it turns out having no taste means it it's a psychological form of torture they banned it made you
01:12:12| crazy yeah so you go crazy good neat right yeah and where it's surprising that we like what we can taste is a very limited amount it's like there's only so many varieties but
01:12:24| somehow we like make a palette of food that tastes like has a multitude of flavors to it so maybe a multitude of new ones do you think we're more nuanced than we are multitude take a nice like I
01:12:38| can taste we had five different wafers today I can tell which one was the worst and which one was the best by a mile close your eyes and open your mouth I'm gonna stick this wafer in that which one
01:12:52| did you eat it was the brittania nice time coconut biscuits it was a good one mm-hmm if you were selling this food what would you like if you saw commercial mmm like
01:13:05| which one would you want to sell obviously the naughty tomato but if your son she's funny mine's called Marsala lot lunch that's crazy huh if you had to like solve a Cobb are
01:13:17| like you'd have to have like the hottest model in the world and she would have to chew it like right in front of her booth I mean sure you could have her to it and then like a waterfall happens and like
01:13:29| people are kissing in the back you can make it wild when you do it whoa that's crazy has nothing to do with the food right happy funtime Panasonic oh this is
01:13:40| incredible folks some mesmerizing colors hypnotic pulses happy --got music you have no idea how done this episode we are very done uh I'm so full I feel like I'm dying I'm surprised it lasted this
01:13:59| long I think it was good it's just you know I ate a bunch of foreign chocolate now I need to sleep for a day ya know what happens huh you don't get to sleep if you do you think what do you
01:14:12| think we'll have weird side effects so the turd that is gonna come out of your butthole is it gonna look different is it gonna smell different is it gonna feel foreign to you I think it'll just
01:14:24| feel like like a hangover like I went for a while bender weekend and stuff's going on and then your body's like this is a whole bunch of stuff coming out at once just do what you can if you take a
01:14:34| whiff of that what country do you think it's gonna be from India not to be rude because this because I had the most of this because I had the mode do you have a spot on your anus so you got snow a
01:14:47| lunch you're gonna feel the spice coming out of here does that prove it that's proven no it's nice are not called taste buds are they good you can think it's just called like spiced sensitivities
01:14:58| like we're in caps in or whatever the hell your flavors a is tempers and your favorite word the taste receptors on your anus and testicle testicles aren't likely to overwhelm more traditional
01:15:14| forms of taste anytime soon they have taste receptors anus and testimo no wonder why hmm guess if you're really hungry you don't have a mouth is your since you put the
01:15:32| caterpillars over there you can sit on one delicious I don't know if we're gonna grow this fine thank you for joining us if any of you want to re-watch and purchase one of
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01:16:00| wanted to do it themselves I don't it's gonna unpaid nurse calm and then I'm sure something will be there for you just clicking all the episodes and watching them until you find that link
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00:00:52| have a good time open up your earholes [Music] nice destroyer of worlds when you sure good it makes me Mike he's got this there's gifs there's a meme factor that
00:01:28| like I think most teams don't they're not factoring in like if you create a new icon you have to make a me mobile yeah you do that a turn me me mobile copyright on panderers you have to make
00:01:45| that me mobile to copyright coupie burg coo coo coo coo ready see you wanna so we got this we both have snack boxes I ordered mine probably month before tea dates thought he was gonna get his and
00:01:58| then I said I thought Dan was buying both real Rene your own box and I was like son of a bitch and have my box neck usually he shares his box at this time folks
00:02:11| time so getting over the cold ah thank you for coughing into the mic there's gonna be a lot of crank listen we're just getting a test yeah getting it prepped for the noises that come tested
00:02:21| okay I might go out so what are we gonna do like we we shouldn't talk to these people but like so we bought foreign food yeah we gotta Becky's there's part like 20 snacks in this thing and this is
00:02:31| like a common YouTube thing so people is it yeah I've seen people like open up these snack boxes and just be like oh this tastes like it's whatever I would never watch that I'm turning it off oh
00:02:44| no I'm a terrible mistake oh Lord Oh No you're all here for it John no see you heard me uh do you want to start with the there's like the knockoffs the things that look at their
00:02:58| American or like something what do you wanna do like when oh we both have a banana in there I want to do that one cuz we both have it yeah I like this I like the package
00:03:08| there's always money in the banana stand but I was doing it yeah use the exact same yeah it's the same thing we gained weight 30 grams crass you cross is that Russian I don't know
00:03:22| Australia product of Croatia Croatia US Canada or that Austria Ingram ingrown a camera chocolate foam bar full of sugar water cocoa cocoa butter the Meccans overall a lot of crackle oh yeah folks
00:03:38| oh yeah so so that you're almost oh great smooth articulate in there it's not that chocolatey it's like a people eat numb but now yeah chappy in chocolate hmm I'm Tim I'm how do I feel
00:04:20| about the second bite I'm going to take same bite but doesn't and then I'm done yeah it's too sweet yeah well jacked up on that up the whole journey bites cuz then
00:04:29| we keep talking well just open her mouth okay Walker I wouldn't be Lyle in the store and be like oh it's I want to talk about the Nana foam thing I really just have banana that's sweet like a banana
00:04:44| though yeah I'm Swedish discard pile mmm now if negative comment I said no such thing I said no such thing well rank them I'll rank them in this
00:04:59| right next to me I'll put them in a line the banana goes first in the middle as the base layer is the beer as the base line do you see that guy who was on twitch who passed out after the Eagles
00:05:12| game and he got banned for excessive drinking really so you can't pass out if you're you can be tipsy I think I think that's allowable if usually I'm smashed that's terrible you can't say I'm
00:05:25| completely outside of my brain right now so there's two of them there's like a kit kat bar or else you got and then there's something that looks like a Twix the ocher al-albani Albani
00:05:39| milk truckers outed bar with caramel and biscuit oh I didn't get that you don't have this one maybe that's I have this one instead oh let me see you have the eugenia you do
00:05:53| Joon I Jin yeah Eugenia you for deny it Doubtfire dia I'll save that I'll save ya do you have what I don't know we should do this I don't know if we do the same one I'll
00:06:06| save this the album acts that's a yeah that's like a good that's a sex tally be mad it's an alley be mad it's a good dildo name max you you eat the Alba Max and
00:06:23| I'll eat al albani okay so you don't have an LP neck so no I don't have an ally Maris what's with where's yours from holy crap mine's from the volcker clean
00:06:35| sizes in it no that is turkey it's impregnate Istanbul died like be from Turkey to actually I mean the writing looks Turkish ish gonna show everyone my album
00:06:48| X all will man looks like a party and a friggin thing like that it's like oh I'll bet name right then it's got clean it that writing looks Turkish as hell has like an nutty fragrance to it
00:07:08| yes secret nuttiness to it holy chocolate weapon ooh mines so coconut is announced now there's literally a man like a job it's gonna have a different proportion
00:07:26| to it like this is a Twix with extra cookie and it's like crumbly mm-hmm this imbalance with extra cookie I want to keep eating us Vinny oh how I leave of X I've waited so long
00:07:47| for you I have our names yeah that goes above banana banana cool but doesn't good is that there's a weird I don't know my substituted semantic elements for like some nuttiness like a
00:08:13| nutty aftertaste oh I got real lunch but I assume that it's a hey is that Eau de Toilette like it's like the just the nut juice just dripping drip edge of nuttage and then do you have the KitKat looking
00:08:34| thing no I have a I have a king Tanner's literally do you have this I have something the idea the oka peck peck pedda all right do I have that okay okay
00:08:47| all right so it's not that we met the crust over we have eugenics how about Du Barry did you get duper I have a do Barry alright Barry do that that's somewhere in there about the tour
00:08:59| tikka Duga fudge bar by G bar watch footage but I don't think I have that I know that maybe they gave me that instead of your uh Turk to your whatever okay yeah I think that's alright I'll do
00:09:15| this I'll do that Mike now this literally I wonder if a KitKat has this has four layers I wonder if you get is only memory trick let's see here oh come on Connect got
00:09:31| some issues here issues are cities tonight Oh mines from Philippines are being sued by law I am right kitty cat only has three layers so this adds to it with a fourth layer of crispy wafer in
00:09:51| the middle I guess that's why it's called king cat okay cat king that while that's bold to do that's here oh whoa hazelnut cream this is like fucking an inch friggin alright so mine is called
00:10:09| the fudgy boring to Turkey Turkish base for the Philippines okay the G bar this is like a repackaged kick-ass there's no way mine's like a Twinkie this is literally a Twinkie got this and says
00:10:25| it's cream filled like look at that look what's going on here alright how did you think that looks like snack kobe crabby hmm there's a kick-out hmm my name change like something is
00:10:45| like they add alcohol to it'll get you messed up except that it isn't it just tastes bad I got the alcohol part we were like well it tastes nasty but I know it got a mean
00:10:58| girl it's like the years are the pies nice do you disinfect them they used to clean the packaging seeps into the jokey overtime mm-hmm it's a vanilla cake bar why is it going to fudgy bar there's no
00:11:11| sludge anywhere we've got countries that Philippines they're liars ingredients cake the cake has its own ingredients and the milky custard filling has its own ingredients anyway it tastes like
00:11:32| the sounds they're spelled apparently there's a fudge bar that has actual chocolate in it and not the cake so you got this I would've been much better I got the
00:11:40| crappy version mm-hmm that's like the well that Pepsi Cola Pepsi clear like the her version that didn't have extras so there's like take these no like this is super American it's called Pepsi
00:11:56| clear you'll love it so you want to sync up on one of them and the you vanaya or the book de pekka pekka of Eugenia biscotti the Brits Cody just looks Italian Miss goody Romania
00:12:13| does it Romanian yep first time you've ever heard me say that folks crinkle crinkle Franklin human they smell awful oh my god what is that oh no let's try it
00:12:42| Sacco we're yeah not good no worse than nothi was worse than the banana yeah how did dear did your cake bars taste like that - no it's not cocoa what is it cocoa cream ice cream addict
00:13:10| ikaw low-fat cocoa content raising agents ammonium hydrogen company rum with an Elenin wait a second is this alcoholic it might be balls in different areas I was like just smile a little bit
00:13:33| Rama SH looks like Oh leftover captain morgans and they boy corner ones first this is the is our way with Jackson oh it's got its own name on there here's a piece of just chocolate huh - like
00:13:58| majority chokolate box 92 I play this thing what you got I see nope - Peck Oh Richard look at what we have different well we can say that in case we don't have anything ya do differently I got a
00:14:19| tour tikka for tikka I don't think I took pika give a única no what's it look like no I don't have either this I have this this I have one of those but do you have
00:14:35| the coconut will mentorian I have that one okay so save that will match those up alright do you have this this must be one of my differences uh yeah I have
00:14:44| that one I wish they'd just give me more and you ordered the pretzel I have the pretzel one which is kinky or whatever curriki yeah yeah no mine's prema prema curriki classic Oh hold up let's do this
00:15:01| right now look oh you've got my sense is ik mines the American version er or is what Spri me what's here's a flavour point I don't it looks like it has nuts it has like
00:15:12| says mostly wheat and two nuts see on the bottom two nuts mmm cuz weird I can't read the crap on mine it's a language but I like how this company at least they give it to you straight
00:15:30| this is like calories for the whole bag come on yeah you buying some snacks this is like I did this movie slow is this legal that's mine is to add a sticker to it to
00:15:45| make it legal in the US uh-huh energy value kilojoules here's is in kilojoules these aren't gonna eat later I know it how can they screw up pretzels that's right I was
00:16:01| thinking but I'm from Philadelphia there's something in the local pretzel really no I don't think I'm good can't get it out there I think it's a nutty suck on it there we go a little Oh
00:16:28| what the heck pretzel with nut it nut mixed into it nutty peanut butter mm-hmm is it it's like a string of peanut butter is the witness to say just a hair follicle of
00:16:43| peanut butter in there hmm yes I'm like pretzels getting on curry that's all thanks to me yeah honestly no squid pretzels back yeah that's not so that's American it's not rolled by
00:17:00| I don't clean out the throat there so we've gotta fucking a pile or so we got those two so there's smaller ones that are like the hard candy things yeah I forgot to
00:17:18| turn off my green screen filter so like this might show up monkey would be awesome Marv Marv latekka Mullenix it's like a small egg tikka do there you have it you
00:17:34| have a one button you have a whop ball four shouldn't chin no I don't know I'm weak did I get did you not get this mmm I saw a monkey I have not even eight o naughty tomatoes oh we have different
00:17:51| weight or the exact thing what do you have you have corn I see tomato yeah I think the same thing my just called Masada munch tomato how to participate open attack and look for
00:18:10| Oh what if we win an award we have to go to the other country to claim it it's like a hundred dollars instant 500 wallet bonus cash and your mmt wallet bonus bonus cash as quotes and you know
00:18:23| we're gonna win this yeah we're gonna win click on redeem keep on India really it does have on the back it says tear here the corner and you just tear it open french fries with ketchup no it's
00:19:01| gonna taste exactly like cheese curls it's gonna taste like the UM party you have like cheese curls and xsplit yeah Cheetos mixed with that kind of thing it's kind of like Campbell's tomato soup
00:19:23| in a stick it's spicy at the other spice yeah I can eat it hold back we're still come watching xuxa bowl of white stuff on it like right there do you have a bowl stuff yeah what is that
00:19:41| yeah it looks like coconut but it's not coconut I know there's rice cut it was like rice one board and where the rice puffs oh you're overdoing it you know these are addictive because I'm
00:19:58| like oh I feel a burrs are changes over time it's like like you kind of put you off and then it's like like a nice strong rice at the oh oh it was like Andy Capps
00:20:07| ha pride yeah yeah the hot fries are just like the hot fries meets cheetahs oh this is actually a great snack I if I was high I would just be like come back yeah I need a whole bag not that it ever
00:20:24| get high well jobs rep the man unless you're in California and other states that approve of smoking we yeah Renee at work that's cool ever get high at school well you're in a school setting like not
00:20:47| money well a classroom I have known people to do that they used to do I've done interesting things while high hmm I've done matters at my job to show up high and they say no go outside
00:21:09| you'll smoke and nope not cigarettes I'm like just taking the edge off you guys enough let's keep speed through the day she'd bring in that bag for him
00:21:29| this is a smile it brings you back because you're like wait a second I'm losing my tongue oh and dancing with it a little bit mmm cookery naughty tomato you have jaffa
00:21:41| cakes I know some it's weird how it's like similar knockoffs cuz I have tops I like it's like the 70s did you have the same company I grow comb Eric okra Martin
00:21:55| mines from Coeur venca go to vinca see what what are they like chocolate-covered orange slice the orange flavor film mm-hmm not gonna be good oh there's a lot of them like uh
00:22:16| that's like a sleeve sylvania no I don't want them now it's a coat yeah what's going on here got squeezed or chopped apart yeah who's that real orange underneath
00:22:37| here can't smell it this play now when you feel when you're like will we done hi great idea chilling for like a hot minute not even talking I'll be like I know it's terrible but we actively we're
00:23:01| enjoying it was real bad is yours doing it's gotta be think yeah it's got a school she's Phil I think that's not a paste it they pasted it on the top orange friggin orange flavored wafer
00:23:19| with Chapa per month it's not bad alright I have an L waiver until the wife or some gentleman the ending is kinda got squishy over your back ridd he's got a little all right I
00:23:33| could like if I was in like my grandparents house like I would be like this is a fine deli but your grandparents grandparents what good taste like a tea and biscuits maybe no
00:23:45| it's too squishy that's true all right oh he's gonna finish it though I'm about to go grab some more got him lazy not easy I keep I keep thinking about that don't eat tomato I can still taste it
00:24:00| it's like it it gets like you know your tonsils are in the back kind of low it's like above your tonsils you just sticks there do you have taste buds on the back of your mouth up there feel like no but
00:24:11| I think maybe it goes to sense of smell we did that all up sewed on the nasal thing mmm maybe because it's a second Bush he it's weird it's no no bring Drake wait drink drink no drink break
00:24:29| I'm going to get that that was no purpose how it cleanse anything really yeah does anything really grind your gears and I figured out mine that happened to me do that hmm no I do have
00:24:44| a question for you though so we kind of missed some opportunities in the germaphobe like situational like I had like an earpiece because I had like a one earbud for listening to stuff I went
00:24:56| to the bathroom I had it in I took it out I almost dropped it if that hit the bathroom floor would you put it back in your hair yeah but I'm a dirt ball you could I would drop it in a toilet and
00:25:06| I'd be like I I would look at my it off like it cleans nothing that's why it off with my shirt because that takes all the germs off yes but it gets inside that little filter thing that has all your
00:25:18| earwax on it yeah okay you would you switch neighbors and just gave the scenario the same year name so there's a food I like those crunchy things like where do you think I would not eat them
00:25:32| if I was on a farm and I dropped them in the dirt I would pick him up and eat him let me dust him off I could I heard so one of my friends has this thing about making
00:25:40| noise in a movie theater he would eat popcorn as silently as possible because he doesn't want people hearing him eat yeah he would push it into his mouth and then press it silently close like if
00:25:51| you want to suck go to popcorn and get it wet like it won't crunch yeah yeah slowly you eat popcorn that way a single one hears like and you're looking around of everyone around you is there like
00:26:04| because we're filthy Americans Marty tomato yeah good call no my thing was this any time in the life raising whether it's the bank or like it drives through a McDonald's or
00:26:19| whatever everyone takes so damn long it pisses me off right yeah I mean they don't know what they're ordering they're asking questions it's like McDonald's like just
00:26:30| order a damn burger number one whenever can do that give me whatever is there I don't even care if it's my order take it I'll leave I'll be even pay for whatever's cheapest so today came in
00:26:42| Dunkin Donuts unusual and in a very easy order to sausage wake up racks hold the egg my kid doesn't eat the egg and I need a vanilla and a frosted and a strawberry frosted doughnut I need them
00:26:56| both and I need a medium coffee for me and one latte he once sprinkles on the strawberry one strength sprinkles thank you let's go so I get up to my turn in line and for
00:27:09| whatever reason they must have forgot to put in one of my orders so they handed me the doughnuts they handed me my coffee there they paid I did two thing and I'm sitting there lying and I'm like
00:27:19| we're done we're good they were like okay start one one minute don't think okay I just kept looking Darren behind me I mean like hoof these jackasses are taking so long I'd be done
00:27:31| like I'm saying it to all the people behind me in my head I'm like you know me fellas I'm done it's these jackasses sin here put my hands in the wheel doing a little
00:27:40| this actually showing yeah showing everyone behind me done I gave it my god I'm good I'm good this isn't a crazy order this is their ball in like a whole nother minute with
00:27:52| mine she came back she went sir can you wait one more minute and I was like yeah no problem I was looking at all the cars behind me who are like this guy what's wrong with
00:27:59| this guy taking all day so they finally gave me my wraps tonight I drove away ashamed and embarrassed they get it right they did oh I think I just forgot to put the order in
00:28:09| but it was weird because when you're looking at someone in line and you're the car behind us wrong with this person what is wrong with this person just order your goddamn food pick it up and
00:28:21| go I don't care that you needed gluten-free so-and-so and you're talking about them you're literally making a story up mm-hmm but really maybe he's had to redo the sandwich her son yeah I
00:28:32| had somebody that was waiting 15 minutes like a literal 15 minutes that's like a figuratively no that's impossible I thought so too minutes I pulled up and I was like at
00:28:42| least my food will be ready now because I waited so long they said sir can you just pull forward and wait I'm saying what so I I pulled on parking spot I went inside it was like all smoky in
00:28:52| there I guess I had like a mini fire fire okay and then I guess we quit too because they're just like one person's you like walked out of the door like
00:29:00| something I guess that the one guy was one yeah Noorie tomato no god that's good I mean that's I'm gonna wake up in the middle that I need to be like Oh tomato give me that tomato my skin the
00:29:20| buzz is really good tomatoes no you don't know my tomatoes corny like this huh I have just I guess this is a comparison I have a layer cake yet which looks terrible that's probably my
00:29:41| equivalent to this maybe it's too shiny I can't even get it and like block the light out and I have the I think that's my custard actually no all right so your layer cake is probably my
00:29:55| either coconut cream cake I got coconut biscuits a cream cake laughs seeing both do the custard one I have another bad I have the other one yeah this is not good okay this company is in front it's a
00:30:13| little green it separates a little weight paint oh it's pan with this hand and flavor pandan and cleavers go participate piece of food that has no information on it
00:30:30| thats funky thats zero for me yeah mine doesn't have anything like there's no calories there's no information there's no ingredients my just it's like lotty best of like malaysia oriental food
00:30:42| industry so all I got is lot tea coconut custard good luck no numbers no information don't know where it's from don't know anything about it all right this does not leak it might be really
00:30:57| good it could be like a sponge cake but doesn't separate this is just has that rum flavored cake it's not bad actually what's war and Dan cuz mines from Malaysia
00:31:12| what is pandan pan Jackie's merrily merrily Foley's it's a tropical plant in the pandanus screw pine genus which is commonly known as pandan the plant that in Asia that tastes good apparently
00:31:41| give me some Panna to play it come on I don't know what a good pancake yeah pandan cake yeah that's I think we probably had knockoffs out of each other right there was okay no little bit I'm
00:31:57| gonna eat that when I'm done cuz it's like a dessert moves up to number three in my list where's blended as it is it's pretty good it's like a portrait cookie almost
00:32:09| the same flavor ish what else we got see you get a uh uh hell al bar ha ha Yolo Yolo obviously a Yolo no it's like it's not I don't know what those letters are but imagine it's pitchfork Americans
00:32:30| gonna die big I don't have that one anyway it's got a picture of coconut and it looks like it says Slipknot and Americans are not gonna die that's just an inference for Isis then uh-huh wait
00:32:44| for coated with chocolate and coconut the only English on it cool Oh Alibaba a wall does not made in Palestine look how sail doesn't nothing
00:32:59| um what do you got that I don't have I have the unit única and four tikka which is a Tortuga so that's these two or my versions how many more do you have left so then I have this which we both have
00:33:14| Korea I'm Alan LaLanne I have the coconut macaroons yeah I'm glad we both have the doodleberry we both have and then Oh like OpenNet okay we go Peggy I have a waffle smitten you don't have
00:33:29| this ha ha bar no I wonder if I got a bunch like I got like six of these little candies screen filter is still inside some mess up I got like six little candies are living have these
00:33:42| little strain candies word maybe I just got gypped one candy bar and then I have the britanni a nice time coconut biscuits oh okay you do have this this yeah
00:33:52| so I have more stuff to then that's bizarre I deserve more but I'm gonna try to eat the tortilla and única the same timeframe that you eat one do it it's gonna take my time with the yoyo Yolo
00:34:06| Lebanon how aliens coconut chocolate bar the room is getting very hot during the melt this is a yes like chocolate I think well it's a wafer bar this is the same thing it's like a wafer yeah it
00:34:27| wasn't bad actually look on what's the vanilla wafer cocaine I know it's shocking out they make them covered in chocolate him mm-hmm there's a vanilla one covered in
00:34:37| chocolate no actually not better left sir tomorrow really why are you bringing in half-eaten candy bars to work what you want one that's always live on one end
00:34:54| it's got crazy shit written all over it I started from dudes distorts no where's this from he's asking like in general and you're like panels talking like Lou doesn't say Luke have a good time
00:35:07| ah it's just ah just calm so I think this is like a milk has like a little milk emblem on it or to your drop that's what they store their sadness it and all those Asians that are enslaved over
00:35:22| there Communist China I'm gonna try this Cobb are so I don't think you have oh oh shit nice nah it exploded all over the I'm gonna have to finally clean this
00:35:37| keyboard after this nut it everywhere who'da thunk it was the cob party that finally broke the nut barrier its it's pretty good yeah it's like a club ulti almost and the little like gelatin
00:35:57| balls also vanilla wafer with them like rubbery aftertaste like if you were to eat a taya I feel like the end of a tire we we are the beginning fry all the tire tastes like that how does our tire
00:36:16| episode go band yeah it was fantastic we just kept talking about vulcanized rubber which is a rubber when heated to a certain degree Neels it vulcanized rubber you can
00:36:29| vocalize anything you want Nick what are you gonna vote with tokenize next time my wife okay so kind of damn this thing's full of it or I'd the messiness hmm the prophesy eat the goddamn bad
00:36:48| tomato I never felt depressed by food until now I feel that wasn't you decide your sadness like for the people who are probably like like maybe they're like down on their their luck and like
00:37:04| someone says here have a Cobb are and it's like they have to die like the people in a oh this is gonna give me so in trouble I shouldn't say it like if you're in a concentration camp and they
00:37:21| threw a cow bar in the middle everyone [Laughter] this is for this is for you no no honey this is for you no no honey you need your strength this is for you
00:37:35| this is for a child who'll mash it into the mud so that I can taste like a Holocaust was a terrible thing we're not making fun of it we're talking about the veterans okay so camps where you send
00:37:54| your kid to work on concentrating is ADHD he's always made out of different things really come on learn to concentrate harder harder will you open Tortuga or tour
00:38:05| tikka which is a I think it's Belgian no it's got a lot of weird right you got that many more than me I can't tell what is wrong it's got a spry not Belgian said we're weird grading in our own our
00:38:23| way for man so on original I'm gonna skip you got waiver it up and then get a kink at Barton trigger and that was the other one the unica just push those together along with the banana and I'm a
00:38:39| banana was little mudroom those three or Monica banana duck whole bad you know that's it's amazing it's real I like it because whatever flavors in your mouth gone immediately white feet they should
00:39:06| have more if you're gonna make a food basket or box it should have like super salty super sweet super chocolaty what other flavors are there meaty is your like piece a piece of
00:39:19| savory yeah in there it's like wow I didn't know the different me so be cool I'm cool that's be I guess secured I guess jerk a jerk box we can start that it's like one sliver of meat yeah
00:39:35| welcome to the jerk box we got I'm pretty sure the oka Pekka is gonna be just like the other wafer bar huh Galloway yeah whoop choco Freddie wait chocolate-covered fret a charming way
00:39:53| from I feel like a packaging though gold this is nice this is classy it's gold it feels heavy in the fingers it's kind of nice what job that I realized oh it's got
00:40:09| your brizl chocolate on it oh that's hand done my mm-hmm same as everything else mm-hmm but it's like creamier I got my stuff in there probably better than the other wafers
00:40:31| yeah it's uh not me go away for the trike a minibike it's the white chocolates actually fairly rich yeah you know that's not bad I like how the nutrition facts are like
00:40:55| impossible to read like they're super small I'll give you if I was a couple years older you know I work actually yeah yeah that goes above all the other wafer bars
00:41:13| yeah Wow good job whoever bar Oh kopeck Oh ion that was surprisingly good mm-hmm I'm telling you I think the white chocolate is good what call you gots was
00:41:30| making it good I have to visit from my chair right here it looks like it's Egyptian didn't even you think they'd be more proud of whatever they came from yeah but our should stuff doesn't say
00:41:47| America America I think says were made in the USA I had to know everything says Made in China yeah well now it does one of my Brazilian friends they had a friend who
00:41:58| was still in Brazil who likes the name on the back of their shirt they named their child Matt noosa made in USA got me I was pretty good yeah it's true story too
00:42:16| that's awesome I can't tell where this is made from shout out that Greece it's when Greece I worked with the Greeks she bring this into them there's no lucky and this has brought I've brought
00:42:30| in you a gift it's come colleague meet somebody's mother somebody's gonna cream so I have five things left I have four left I've been eating well I guess if you
00:42:48| count oh maybe that's how they balance it out cuz you have six of the little candies I have five Oh [Laughter] let's see her would you undo any cuz I
00:43:01| think we the only thing different is the waffle Stinton which is a waffle chocolate thing depress me I like the name oh I'm gonna save the waffle nitin for later and say hey honey
00:43:12| I gotcha here what can i macaroon yes let's have a talk oh thank the next one so so much chocolate Belgium product of the Belgium we were debating whether we're gonna do MRE cheese imagine doing
00:43:33| like five MREs you're like wow it tastes like a mix of all does like a new trailer and vitamins Oh God coconutty thank you very good gonna be good it's a macaroon hmm
00:43:52| yeah I'm not expecting it just got coconut fibers am i like coca I do it doesn't really pay the small and dosage chopped up in chocolate please go yeah small bite we do use take
00:44:16| no no I'm just noticing how small the bite you took I was trying to get that little there's a little piece of hanging hey I like it but I don't like to eat it that's weird
00:44:32| that's like it's coconut for you yeah coca is like good it's just you're like oh there's a lot of coconut that's really like you just said cooking I was good you know like you have there's a
00:44:42| lot I hate it really but you just said really good complicated it's like kind of like drinking down I got a watered-down coke like there's a point where it's like
00:44:52| this doesn't taste like anything at all and then it's like it gets to the coke portion and they're just like thought it's really sugary yeah let's see ya get rid of the chocolate oh I like two
00:45:06| things it's like we just like it's just mini mini lame dare not to have one Bambi Bambi came out is it when did baby come out see he's gotta be around that 1967
00:45:25| probably 1942 it's award Bambi's that old yeah it's oh that's a weird time to come out to you click Bambi before T 12 or two what and it's the mother gets shoot head shootin was
00:45:40| baby a boy or a girl there's a boy cuz he grows the antlers is going on there's an I think yeah that's interesting I didn't even know it I guess maybe that's just it's a horror
00:45:54| story war story you lost your father in the war and maybe mother loses mom mom gets shot in the first like ten minutes of the movie there's stuffer or something I don't really remember
00:46:06| milk chocolate coated biscuits I hadn't added vitamin pill full vitamin enriched Bambi biscuits yeah I'm gonna shit some weird stuff to learn don't chocolate 43% 5% and nitrous milk
00:46:24| fat emulsifier so I can taste them also fire sour milk now I thought oh I guess it's hard no I don't like the from the trophy about it now mmm yeah there's um so this the idea for this episode came
00:46:48| from a guy who is eating ration kits like if your boat sunk like you get this ration kit it had wafers in it like crackers and then this like tropical chocolate the tropical chocolate is like
00:47:03| intended to stay solid even and like really hot temperatures and then there is another one that was like a Native American trick it was like nuts and like fat mixed together and it was like that
00:47:17| was putrid at the time so they look disgusting and then there's also these like little malted milk tablets that was from the was like they were like like a lot of
00:47:32| them and he said they like like a small roll of candy was like 50 or 60 bucks he had a bunch of them on the table and he was just like you know he's doing the YouTube thing so he was just showing
00:47:41| them off and then he was like these are in such great condition and he starts eating them from like 70 years ago it's like 80 years now like and they were still good at finishing that's what he
00:47:53| he was like me like the survival food survived it's not I mean think about it I guess it if it's in a container and everything it's probably not going to go bad any time soon it's more like our
00:48:08| liabilities up you had 20 years we're out statue I mean three leads but in reality they're like it probably lasts much longer than that it's just like we want our legality covering well it's
00:48:21| kind of like a radiating food like this food that goes up on the space station they put her in a package they essentially cook it in the package killing the bacteria when they package
00:48:30| it they feel with knifes in to make it an ER - so he can't like there's no aerobic bacteria in there that could feast on that air and then they also sometimes they
00:48:40| radiate it Tiffany oiler it is samples yeah like apples or other fruits that you might find in the supermarket um malted milk okay I forget with them no
00:48:52| one made America not one huh so we have Dewberry and Britannia I feel like this one is also coconut I'll be disappointed the blueberries is something different so how I want to eat that last Dewberry
00:49:06| it's also sandwich cookies with luscious fruity taste and exquisite cream filling let's do the Dubarry last and then look up together the Britannia get rid of full yes very bad this time on my
00:49:20| stomach's Presley yeah yeah if I receive on air I think these are promised it's broken in half so I don't eat at all this don't like coconut coconut coconut kosher nut I'm allergic to foreign food
00:49:50| is there any fart food in this alright I'm a xenophobe I'm scared of this box you know what is you getting no I didn't explain this so earlier today I went for a run outside
00:50:06| and uh it's just nothing no that's not even sick there's like a nerve or something or a hair follicle it's tickling me right now that tickles I know which one it is oh the individual
00:50:24| we can feel the follicle and I sneeze like 40 times and it's three minutes span and I was fine then it went away for like 10 minutes and then uh like 20 minutes later did it again and went away
00:50:37| and they looks back and I'm like that son-of-a-gun hair follicle you lasted like almost an hour it's good I thought I was gonna do the whole apps anyway I digress it'll go away like five
00:50:48| minutes and I'll forget about it no I like it's okay oh these are like these are like the ones you get on the plane the Scotties little Scottie biscuits they might be the ones I actually like
00:51:00| this yeah these are good I really like blue cookie yeah there's nothing since the water though this is the one I really like these cookie that's worth it I'll make it up
00:51:12| in on this 20 bucks 25 bucks worth you're gonna take notes Brittania mm-hmm nice times another tissue can read a nose this is the right kind of coconut though you can taste if there's coconut
00:51:26| in it but it's not the only thing it's not coconut e right I'm gonna yeah this is my favorite cookie I like that cooking a lot we got them from the airplane examples when we flew Southwest
00:51:39| I think a couple months ago and I was like these are really good why don't we have these they're like throughout America no but there are really good cookies it's a mini tomato mm-hmm all
00:51:54| right juicy a little let's examine these things real quick yeah classic series and then I don't know what that is I can't read it in a simple partner it only says classic series oh yeah mine
00:52:11| said classic series - lets cut Mike is having green apple but now it's a pear apple pear it's one of those really agent pear spiciness that's that's the room place Asian pear and Asian pear
00:52:22| good seeds on it or like really weird at least read out I think that's what made me think it was that could be wrong you get it any time an Asian pear is it good should I save it I mean there's no candy
00:52:44| boat can't get it you're gonna have to spit it out I'm going so because real hard I have to like sell those for like ten minutes so like I need to save mine because I
00:52:54| can't open it and I made it all slippery because I tried to bite it we're disgusting animal weight is less but I don't like to give up so I'm gonna carve it
00:53:07| oh there's a scene here there's the scene there it is oh it's a little ball so I like my child can choke on it fantastic I'll save that it looks good so my child can show hey what shape do
00:53:22| you want to make your candy whatever doesn't fit down a child's throat why do milk did you hear that's why big pens have a hole in them big pen caps so they can
00:53:34| breathe through the hole in the pen cat the kid swallows a pen cap for whatever reason he'd still be able to breathe do I have a big pen here is the question and is it true as a question I've heard
00:53:47| this three times for three separate people so it's either a bass book joke once I get I have to check I over I will find one go ahead folks I hate working with Tim he's awful he's disorganized
00:54:00| isn't do anything for the podcast I do everything okay look at me I'm mr. technical side and run through code I'm running things I'm connecting things already
00:54:14| mmm anyway huh Lord be I they are I they have that a little like great on them like the little like cross-section yes oh wait a second here I might have discovered I do have one pen set but I
00:54:32| don't think it has a hole in it but it's not big they haven't been sued yet apparently okay so you're gonna do the blueberry one jack-and-jill Dewberry
00:54:48| it's weird mine Straub racing a dream you said Dewberry right yeah oh oh woah-oh see that that's cool there's a good pairing I do like blueberry I like strawberry - hey like strawberry and
00:55:05| blueberry these look rather generic do a switch oh my god they're grandmum's house cookies the consistencies like they've been left out for several days it's the only time I felt like I was
00:55:31| getting punished while eating a cookie because I had fruit it was like take the bite doesn't crumble and it doesn't break and like a weird Anja ball yeah frangible cooking what's frangible it
00:55:54| breaks them a tiny little crumples mmm does that real term read you make it up now that's a real term well so the word of the day frangible right guys hmm you know that's
00:56:12| a little better than a grandmas cookie a little better is this him hey just cover them more sugar that's what but how do we make this better guys we're gonna make it give you the Big D
00:56:26| diabetes give them the big D guys give them the Big D I'm out of real snacks no no okay oh yeah thank you yeah they said please do this on your
00:56:45| own panderers podcast we love every episode especially the one about sexual bondage and sexual bondage guys wasn't it after hours to keep it in your pants I think it was after hours talk manners
00:57:02| I think it was alluded to UK or all you want guys we may have implied it or not mm-hmm do you get like a little like orange topics I don't want to mix it a little the one other one I'm curious
00:57:19| about is the decay give a coconut I don't want to coconut candy though but I will do it for the unchosen it out I will sacrifice myself cuz I'm gonna pry spit vines I got three of the same thing
00:57:33| it looks like like I'm yeah hole with a C and a decay yeah decay yeah a little Apple comer it looks like an I didn't cover in an apple skin okay it does actually I thought it was a
00:57:47| coconut but that's like an apple or something I don't know what it is it tastes kinda like fruit covered in nail polish ooh you're really selling me on this I'm not sure what this is supposed
00:58:17| to make me feel good pretzel sticks we could not cope but I I think I was thrown off by the sea this is littering and then just to see and I was like no it has to be coconut nope Oaks been anko
00:58:40| remember you bottom of the box okay so what sucked let's talk about let's talk about sucked baby boy see I had the wafer once we had a única for tikka the the big king cat
00:59:07| King tap king well Matt the rum one you you you Geneva Eugenia your vagina get you a giant checked it smells like rum the banana Co I'm not great not great I didn't like the macaroon coconut ones
00:59:29| really I was down with the macaroons macaroons I was good okay I leave in the middle look the surprising one was the oak de pekka mm that's I will really longingly
00:59:41| tomorrow and decide probably not to eat you but you will be considered you will be remembered macaroons somebody open to eat those these the acrid tops you had no I don't get you shot goes
01:00:01| Krug free this I believe in your pantry for like a week and they're just like no one's gonna touch that then you put it out when your friends come over and like hey guys let me wash yourself this piece
01:00:14| of shit the lane chocolate covered biscuits they're too crunchy they face it it's all heat yeah talking yeah there's this one which I'm gonna eat probably afterwards if I can not throw
01:00:29| up the layer cake the pandan flavor I'm gonna go search out the pandas that good actually I like that Oh angel food cake not enough hand Dan in it before pandan hand and I'm on pandan
01:00:51| I named Anders we see the knockoff quicks the obey nay I lied like this one actually I'm gonna test one of my favorites naughty tomato goodbye
01:01:11| yeah wow it's almost like eating a fast food meal and a bike it feels like you're eating almost like fries with ketchup and then like maybe like a spicy chicken sandwich hmm
01:01:29| that's it like if I had a coke right time I wouldn't move I would stay in the same spot and finish the bag cuz it would give these to our troops yeah until we invade forget the rations where
01:01:47| are these from we didn't even say where they're from India we can't attack India cuz I'll be like hey could Kirkuk hurry naughty tomato and then they'll all be my
01:02:00| friends you read the bottom that says main reading room made with kitchen ingredients I guess native food kitchen ingredients we're gonna win some money on this 500
01:02:25| rupees oh yeah yep well that spiciness that's a fun kind of spiciness though it is rice meal edible vegetable rice and corn gram meal I don't know what gram is sugar salt - tomato powder spices chili
01:02:49| powder onion powder spices extract black pepper powder ginger powder ginger in there cinnamon ginger clove and nutmeg beef American power fight extract then you do
01:03:02| I'm citric citric acid good job cookery and we had the pets and sticks whatever good yeah the Cobb are for your the concentration camp near you they can't eat it that was an
01:03:21| inappropriate joke but it's okay mm-hmm it's alright no one will see this episode until it's on nightly news and maybe my name is Dan or Nick and can't it depends
01:03:37| positive reviews yeah what else we got coconut biscuits these are a good one these a good time there we go that's a really good list at five food quote unquote the grandma do
01:03:51| berries and then we got the little [Music] volcanics apart canes I'm gonna eat this that looks a little green pear apple thing I don't even know
01:04:06| if I want to eat that yet I could save it so I'll save it for next podcast I'll put the law I'm orange ones too yeah like three orange ones oh let's roll it Azumi rolling roll tide
01:04:20| weren't they one that I so the box would you do it again on your own for a friend as a gift no no I think about it I mean if we were sending something overseas charging the $30 would you go in and buy
01:04:41| like a Snickers bar hot cheetos some like weird Lay's flavor that was half barbecue half sour creams a couple creamy wafer bars I don't know I can to get who but what would you do send my
01:04:59| boss take maybe I'll make it there in time Omaha wash thanks for good yeah but not worth the price but yeah a freezer packed about maybe like if I knew
01:05:12| someone like to like really like the candy bar I think I would send him like a bunch of those candy bars like one candy bar but like you're diluting sandwich now what
01:05:20| would you send them if you were sending things to me I'd want like gonna be like gummy better Nellie's it's you're sending them to someone and they love chocolate candy bars would you go it
01:05:30| would you give them Twix yeah Twix is a good one to full size right on size full size yeah you're paying for it yeah more like a Milky Way may be I think Milky Way used to be
01:05:47| better in the past it's faded Thank Snickers Snickers really ha stickers hunter upset you give them like a Butterfinger is that leg out like that's not what you do Butterfinger
01:06:02| probably and did you kid get any butterfingers no I don't think you did I think it's faded then I don't know what is a Butterfinger is it actually made of butter it's butter peanut butter it's
01:06:15| like wafer II it breaks apart when you bite into it it has properly I'll try yeah see oh flaky crunchy peanut buttery pleasure I said lying to me these are lies I guess
01:06:42| it's a form of peanut butter with butter and crunchy buttery what else would you give them like them I'll give them like a tasty language it was one clear your wife
01:07:07| looks fantastic thanks for fighting abroad your wife yeah difference here abroad no I'm good I got like a quarter bag left I have to
01:07:30| save it good flavor oh my god my mouth is on fire oh this is the most obnoxious we've been because I'm pretty sure the whole time this is enjoyable for me I'm just listening to be boy food I think a
01:07:48| way would be a joy yes you're the one box if someone orders a food box and joined us along it would be actually pretty cool we will say that the service is enjoyable as an experience the first
01:08:01| time around cuz you really figuring things out this is a the company that did it is worldwide treats that are on Amazon I'm not saying drive-in I'm not it's it's something if you gave a gift
01:08:14| people would probably not be disappointed until they ate the food so you have some time drop it off and run yeah I'm sure I love it and then enjoy it let me know how it's going bye-bye
01:08:28| guys good to see you good to have seen you my batteries echo oh oh my tongue is really on fire so is there any other summaries at one time I feel like this is too much chocolate there's the
01:08:50| chocolate of the problem yeah I'm so full I have like coconut chocolate going on foreign food I don't eat anymore so like that was bigger than my dinner
01:09:00| Oh so let's talk about that Michael getting older I want to go to like a fast-food place I get like a value meal like burger and fries which are like child sized yeah and then I'm
01:09:11| like cool what I'm done I'm like I are yeah yeah I don't need to eat more than that it's that's not an adult thing that's just a personality thing because I think some people can eat five of
01:09:20| those I mean the people sitting next to me yeah they have like a triple stack burger in their life and they're hungry when they're done right and I'm just like it's like is that really that's
01:09:31| that seems like a mental thing like it out of necessity I don't think that's like I can serve them so now that I don't eat like I just cut meals out whether it's through depression or not
01:09:45| have enough money or hate there's a whole picture isn't one right shot a meal anger work hours you can get for whatever reasons for whatever reason like this morning I didn't have
01:09:59| breakfast and I was like whatever and then lunch came around and I was like I could eat it was like no I'd rather be hungry because hunger gives you this edge or you're I don't know gives you a
01:10:10| it makes you more awake yeah more than focus because you have to do something to eat and that's something is yeah I don't know by the time five o'clock rolled around I was very hungry and I
01:10:24| dinner and satisfying dinner it was good I wish Mike will record more to pull more pulled pork broccoli raab provolone cheese on a roll Italian I feel very Italian yeah but it's but it's a good
01:10:42| sandwich regardless even if it's not Italian oh but what I was gonna say is like I wasn't even hungry at lunchtime like I was hungry for a few minutes because I didn't have breakfast
01:10:54| in everything I was like just it'll pass and there's something that happens to you where this to shock me mm-hmm but if you had six meals a day you would be hungry six times a day if
01:11:08| you could change there's a replication thing just like stick a pack of food on your back hmm would you do it if it's like you don't have to waste any time chewing
01:11:16| food or swallowing yeah do you know why because I would eat less often I would eat healthier things because I don't taste it it's going into my back mm-hm and I would just eat nutrient-rich stuff
01:11:26| that was good for me because we eat it has to taste great like this damn bag of munchies right here like this is probably terrible for you I have no idea but like I tend to like the food fast
01:11:40| food something that tastes salty and fatty and beefy and crazy and I'm like our oily greasy yeah yeah do you think you would want to eat something after a period of time like if you're on IV for
01:11:52| like a week you get out of the house it's like the do you remember the prison experiment with the food and neutral and no taste yeah it's perfectly healthy for you it
01:12:00| contains all your nutrients but has no taste because it's like proven that you can't dislike it but it turns out having no taste means it it's a psychological form of torture they banned it made you
01:12:12| crazy yeah so you go crazy good neat right yeah and where it's surprising that we like what we can taste is a very limited amount it's like there's only so many varieties but
01:12:24| somehow we like make a palette of food that tastes like has a multitude of flavors to it so maybe a multitude of new ones do you think we're more nuanced than we are multitude take a nice like I
01:12:38| can taste we had five different wafers today I can tell which one was the worst and which one was the best by a mile close your eyes and open your mouth I'm gonna stick this wafer in that which one
01:12:52| did you eat it was the brittania nice time coconut biscuits it was a good one mm-hmm if you were selling this food what would you like if you saw commercial mmm like
01:13:05| which one would you want to sell obviously the naughty tomato but if your son she's funny mine's called Marsala lot lunch that's crazy huh if you had to like solve a Cobb are
01:13:17| like you'd have to have like the hottest model in the world and she would have to chew it like right in front of her booth I mean sure you could have her to it and then like a waterfall happens and like
01:13:29| people are kissing in the back you can make it wild when you do it whoa that's crazy has nothing to do with the food right happy funtime Panasonic oh this is
01:13:40| incredible folks some mesmerizing colors hypnotic pulses happy --got music you have no idea how done this episode we are very done uh I'm so full I feel like I'm dying I'm surprised it lasted this
01:13:59| long I think it was good it's just you know I ate a bunch of foreign chocolate now I need to sleep for a day ya know what happens huh you don't get to sleep if you do you think what do you
01:14:12| think we'll have weird side effects so the turd that is gonna come out of your butthole is it gonna look different is it gonna smell different is it gonna feel foreign to you I think it'll just
01:14:24| feel like like a hangover like I went for a while bender weekend and stuff's going on and then your body's like this is a whole bunch of stuff coming out at once just do what you can if you take a
01:14:34| whiff of that what country do you think it's gonna be from India not to be rude because this because I had the most of this because I had the mode do you have a spot on your anus so you got snow a
01:14:47| lunch you're gonna feel the spice coming out of here does that prove it that's proven no it's nice are not called taste buds are they good you can think it's just called like spiced sensitivities
01:14:58| like we're in caps in or whatever the hell your flavors a is tempers and your favorite word the taste receptors on your anus and testicle testicles aren't likely to overwhelm more traditional
01:15:14| forms of taste anytime soon they have taste receptors anus and testimo no wonder why hmm guess if you're really hungry you don't have a mouth is your since you put the
01:15:32| caterpillars over there you can sit on one delicious I don't know if we're gonna grow this fine thank you for joining us if any of you want to re-watch and purchase one of
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