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00:00:04| so I'm Dan and I'm Nick books for old friends dissecting one topic at a time people technology media we've got it all covered each discussion here is a deep dive in or unique perspective the taboo
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00:01:02| Wow starter I like that that new fish fresh yeah it's brand new let's do a wish I think it is newish this precious jackfruit right now and a hot new thing
00:01:14| jackfruit did I hear you right yeah jackfruit will come back to the later it's a party fruit well welcome aboard tonight folks yeah we all sports fans we got a lot of video game fans we've got
00:01:29| fans of uh knows that all our pants that are cross-check yeah I don't like let us enjoy it unless you're in W a makan or whatever his name is filled and we're not I don't want anything he likes so
00:01:46| what you've been up to you there huh I've been drawing up a sheet I got a nice little ideas you got some ideas going on for tonight yeah what are we gonna talk about tonight ooh
00:01:57| I'm nervous to say it come on do it usual anxiety uh what about peer pressure it's tough I can't know if I can handle it social anxiety give me the willies just thinking about
00:02:15| it I can hardly look a person in the eye anymore it's weird hmm thank goodness we're not popular yeah and no one cares to look at you just staring at your picture is that what's going on yeah
00:02:28| yeah that'd be weird if you had a screen of just people like when every time you get like a person following they just like a little weed with poop linking in unison it's like yeah really weird if
00:02:42| everybody stared at once and in the evening or of Earth or gays it's like a little smile ever known then people's eyes that's I'm telling you I think this was a question in a previous podcast how
00:02:54| would you build and tell an alien the way they use their eyes facial facial nose little little tiny ticks little weird blinks no not just a little social cues like when you stare at someone when
00:03:06| you're angry at them and you're like in the way they're supposed to go I kind of look at you but look away yeah yeah you're not supposed to steer them back and go huh look it'll be weird real
00:03:18| weird they say that children learn how to actually feel like jealousy remorse all the social anxiety elements self-consciousness at around they started on like one and a half G's and
00:03:29| then it ends ends at like three so at three they're fully human human right yeah so you if it has no remorse then you're screwed it's weird
00:03:41| he set the dog on fire yesterday and I thought it was just a phase but I didn't like the dog so I figured it was okay hmm win-win actually dough crept in my house
00:03:52| today get you back it's retribution retribution little does he know he doesn't enough times would be like he can't control himself put the needle in him and give him all the drugs and just
00:04:02| goodnight think he's gonna lose unless he likes drugs but no no do mundo give lashana morphine if she can get animals addicted to bad stuff right I think you can you
00:04:20| definitely came with mice I was gonna say the H but I don't think you can say the H on live whatever what a female hero uh you can't say that I don't know if you can I don't care you lied to say
00:04:33| a little bit drugged we just did heroin I mean I know terrible drug yeah I just think you can't play during you can't use it you can't use it on there I believe it miss
00:04:44| Travis changed names have you ever been near someone who's done one of those crazy never I'll say this I've never seen anyone have or use heroin because I do know that one of my cousins is a
00:05:00| druggie he has been for a long time the closest ever came to like incredibly illegal substances cocaine and someone poured it out on a table in front of me we're all so you gonna we're also gonna
00:05:12| put it down yeah throw it in the air the cloud I'd be terrible you wouldn't have a choice at that point I guess not I guess you're all accomplice you're coated in it could a
00:05:29| cop do that little children rock cocaine over over and then just whip out his badge you feel like you're all coming with me you're all gonna test positive you
00:05:40| little shits I guess I have no idea yeah he'd have to overcome some real serious social anxiety to do this mm-hmm is this where you leave this right now I think we're social yeah I wanted to
00:05:56| talk about the clarifications any corrections in landline did you have any I did I um I claimed I came in second place in my original oratory contest grant freshman year when I went with the
00:06:15| debate and speech team I came in third I don't even know why I lied about such a thing I think I was nervous you guys who'd think I was like a bronze loser so I said I came in second because that's
00:06:26| also believable if I say gold someone would have looked it up I like it's like old school when the Frank the tank went up there and just blacked out for five minutes and then was it James Carville
00:06:35| oh that's great underrated I would call it I think that was perfect what about James huh yeah what about your dishwasher yeah you fix it I did fix all that I was working on but it was you bet
00:07:06| well you broke you fixed no I didn't it didn't break it was a pain in the ass but it's probably something else like a control board I have no way of 100% knowing if it is the control board and
00:07:18| that's like and I need our peace so so you're done you're just gonna change it out no I'm done I'm just gonna let someone else do it well we looked it up in the leases has a hundred bucks Wow so
00:07:28| the guy 90m like issues wrong as your landlord ever been wrong about something have you ever had landlord yeah I've had him the day I was moving out they left uh
00:07:39| they come and do the standard inspection I had like one of the specs of food in oven that like baked on but it was like it was like a sausage like a pepperoni sausage deal like just in the bottle
00:07:51| like a tiny piece and she said up it's dirty and there's like the whole apartments dirty so like it was like my security deposit so they were like we have to hold one of those clear deposits
00:08:01| exactly what it was I knew it yep so I was like well give me five minutes and she stood there and over my shoulder and watched as I cleaned it to verify that it was clean and I was just like
00:08:11| this is so humiliating right before how much money yeah hell yeah it was probably worth like hundred fifty bucks for that fine that was always humiliation well Ice Cube rising
00:08:22| scale house it was probably like 800 but they weren't gonna hit all of it they're just gonna grab her ID whatever privately yeah were you in my college house like after it went to hell I don't
00:08:36| think so no okay people were like punching holes in walls like he got to be bad I had that happen as well people put posters up and I didn't notice until the end of the year my roommate who will
00:08:51| call Tom for now he's still here to go home for the summer and work in he stayed in college so he was my little roommate we're the only ones I shared a room so we had an air-conditioner set up
00:09:05| really good it dripped into our room so instead of towels on the floor he had this great idea he felt this like 13 gallon trash trash can in huh and it would just sit there and fill up to the
00:09:19| point where he got to the tippy top and it would sometimes overflow but he did steal him outside was it like a trash can I was in the park no I was probably a bought trash cans god bless him but
00:09:27| one day it fell over and he turned around and we had hardwood floors and he just looked at it he was like god [Laughter] well you get to it for like two or three
00:09:39| days and I don't know if you know what happens to officers now oh no oh it worked it worked at 90-degree angle so that the floor buckled like six inches off the ground from the window all the
00:09:53| way to the floor so when I came back he had had the door and a halfway stance so overnight it jacked up the door so it took the door off the hinges the floor was whatever it was we we ruined it you
00:10:07| had to submit the entire secured deposit at that moment oh and then he was gonna sue us for like another two thousand dollars so because he had replaced pretty much every floor in the house
00:10:16| like several walls we were awful scumbags and he should have checked on in this house after a year but he didn't and he was like you guys are pretty cool you pay your rent do you want another
00:10:26| year and we're like yeah so he did two years of damage to that house and so what did she pick did you pay anything yeah me and Tom decided we should split it because he included like the hardwood
00:10:38| floor and everything is like the main expense it was like a third bucks and then like under for this on here for this so we did not get her security puss back and we owed Randy many many dollars
00:10:50| than we paid him like commoner beasts thousand total yeah probably it was probably like 550 a piece that's not too bad actually for the damage did right when you think about it we ruined
00:11:00| everything what's funny is that he started this is a house he bought as an investment he didn't know any other houses and he thought let's rent it to college kids so he rented it to a group
00:11:11| of two guys and a girl that decorated it like a real house I think there were dolls on the steps and like signs everywhere and when he showed us the house I was like wow this is like a real
00:11:22| adult east house this is crazy I was like I guess we could do this he just assumed we would do something similar we did not so ever mine hold on and he got a divorce somewhere in the
00:11:34| middle of of like the two years of the change and we were to blame he would just run anytime you thought about this house we owe you a shout-out Randy
00:11:48| I live in an apartment for the second and third year and like it was split between me and three other guys and I did little upgrades like that I made a look I don't know when you came and saw
00:11:59| it I made a nook with a little table I'm like a lamp that I drilled into the wall so you have like a little bistro every I didn't think I sell a lamp there yeah
00:12:07| and then I put like a little garden that was like on these two tables have a little fountain and some rocks like this is a total potted thing to do and then I put glow-in-the-dark like oh that's yeah
00:12:22| that's you remember I'm put over a galaxy on the ceiling and it was like draped so it was like on the ceiling the entire way and then down the wall so it was like you turn on the blacklight and
00:12:32| it's just like you're in the universe whoa dude yeah it's pretty rad did some crazy stuff was that like your third floor area or whatever this is when we had the apartment that was just one one
00:12:45| thing one floor it got a little crazy I don't know why right no but I'm saying were you on the second or third floor yes yeah oh nice I prefer it was head okay I thought was higher up maybe he's
00:12:57| feeling me to go under it was a rich mm I don't know why I did all that stuff it makes no sense I should have been doing this woman knows what we do any of the things we do which brings us to peer
00:13:09| pressure's and social anxiety sorry jumping the gun you okay yeah people wanna get to that main topic a lot a second now let's hold on a second there's my RFI so last time I said
00:13:24| Google was number two in market capitalization sure and they're about seven billion dollars and they are number two I was right ahaha yeah that's pretty nice and then I
00:13:36| said that that woman ran over her husband she was two times twice twice yeah yeah I guess it was three times and at that point it was probably three cents maybe it might have been treated a
00:13:48| backboard backboard back forward yep I think so the irony of it was that the reason she got convicted and sentenced to six no 20 years was that she hired a PI to trace to track her husband
00:14:01| he was tracking her husband as she was doing it so he filmed her do it your own yeah I got that yeah yeah and then Rovi way back in our pregnancy one mm-hmm
00:14:15| the ruling was like for the health of the mother versus the fetal viability which is an accomplice okay at 20 months yeah this is gonna cause this injury to the mother or if the fetus wasn't going
00:14:29| to survive and the fact there that we should have covered it's at 22 weeks the fetus has a 10% chance of living Emily that did mm-hmm and at 27 weeks the fetus is a 90
00:14:41| percent chance of living wow that's quite the jump huh so if your decision point is probably like right in the middle for a 50% chance I still like the Christian idea if you can't have a twins
00:14:51| now so it's only one sol-fa between splits later on in life it gets half a soul sorry one of them gets the soul in the battle for it that's the very last thing you do as a twin if you're about
00:15:03| to die oh well it's just a second one to die gets it hmm well I murder attempts or like craziness or like you know you're on your deathbed sorry guess I get this soul hmm that's all I have now
00:15:20| we can go to our main topic which is social anxiety and I start I know I get nervous dude I can't do this in front of like an audience it's just it's not me yeah I don't know how you would we would
00:15:32| do live shows I just I'd freeze up I'm so no one should pay a lot of money to find out you know booked an auditorium and paid people to sit in the seats so I will say I am comfortable speaking to
00:15:48| just about anything I do the party scene parties like everything in the lawyer you're now going I am and I do the party thing where my favorite thing is to go to a party where I'm like I know several
00:15:58| groups of people like I go over to the crew guys I'm like hey guys how about that friggin rowing am i right and they'll go yeah Nick and then I walk over here and I'm like do you guys hear
00:16:07| those video games coming out and all like Nick you get us and I'm like and then I go to the other area dick do that funny thing I go you know I just go area Darian and entertain
00:16:19| everyone that's like my thing you live in LA I love it it's just mmm let's live in baby but ironically enough in high school um I referenced oratory or written or a joke char's a speech in
00:16:34| debate club I joined because I was afraid of like speaking out in my public like that was my reason to do it and because I needed to join some kind of Club so yeah I got a little remnants of
00:16:44| introverted miss right there check this um it's been 15 years and you get to know all these people because they all go to the all the same meets right yeah it doesn't occur to me as an outsider
00:16:59| this is happening live I'm like oh we just went to Scranton and it's all the three same people from school X and Z and and Z and Y and uh what's his name he's always at these things so you start
00:17:11| to recognize them and then worse in my category which was original oratory you can just write whatever you want it's like your life experience and then you have to memorize it and then give them
00:17:20| to the classes a good speech yeah do you know who won all the time is it he was in our school oh no no is a a woman from another school a girl by the time a woman she think she talked about how she
00:17:33| was no no she don't found she was almost raped Oh tell that stat see what exactly her it didn't occur to me until years later but she won almost everyone and the first time I heard it well the first
00:17:46| time I heard it it really kind of touched me I was like damn she's got guts to come up here and tell it the second time I heard it I was like this is word for word the same story like I
00:17:55| get it happened to you but relax the third and fourth time I heard it and she won I was almost like bitch ha ha ha ha I didn't say I did anything like it seemed
00:18:07| very unfair because like she got that emotional thing where I felt as she's coming every time exactly and and she would like manipulate people him people might say I'm terrible but no like she
00:18:20| would laugh and have a good time afterwards and I think she would like play it up for the she knew how to get the it and she got gold oftentimes let me
00:18:28| just say that wow you should do you know what her name was I had no idea I'd only know her by her almost rate to tail Jesus sounds terrible way for later in
00:18:39| life when she comes out about something else that happened she might be telling the same story I don't know maybe she's gonna be elected to go get me word for word he's gonna apply some politicians
00:18:48| [Laughter] politics I'm like this before but yeah everyone did weird stuff and but they're all anecdotes and had like you know beginnings and ends and like my uncle
00:19:02| taught me never to drink and drive or something like that people would do I didn't realize you had to do like this emotional hook like I thought it was just well-written piece well-spoken
00:19:14| how naive it was all the human element like I was almost raped the other famous one what was they saw my uncle died or something so me an idiot I wrote pear I know exactly who liked
00:19:28| the makeup no well I don't know if they did or didn't I'm not saying either or I was such a jackass I wrote about fear of the unknown and how it haunts man in his darkest hour people are always like
00:19:43| weird and like I have to stand in front of these people where I'm like usually a cool guy and I'm surrounded by nerd so if her gonna be the coolest and it being like the nerdiest I was like the unknown
00:19:53| excuse me is what makes people afraid they don't know what will happen so they're afraid and he'll go in like this is high school freshman year so it's maybe six Lauren to young one
00:20:09| its not very good at it and it taught me a lot how I was not going to do at the time did you like it a little bit but like there's like 12 people in the room that's it and like a moderator or two
00:20:19| exactly but it still was scary because they're all telling stories and I could tell they were all better because they were playing the human element like you don't I mean like they had a plan every
00:20:29| corner of this would a plan every was a Stu feedback and then the exact odd they they were they were smart they were working the system me I'm some chopped liver walking in here trying to talk
00:20:37| about some unknown shit and they were like do you remember I think it was sophomore year maybe Julius Caesar speech ever I do it was freshmen here and I can swear you
00:20:50| can remember I remember the ones one mine was terrible I'll say I'm not good socially so I remember like I got this I gotta go up there and then the moment I go up there
00:21:00| I'm like every other word like ah I and then by the end of its just like okay give me the hell off here I'm done there you're 1415 years old you have to remember the Brutus Julius Caesar speech
00:21:11| right ah yeah and actually minute of the Brutus speech about Julius Caesar after he died you know it was a play on you know and Brutus it was an honorable man but he left us and blow-by and he was so
00:21:24| honorable and he'd go on had to memorize out a whole speech and the whole class had to give it and I still remember the kid Drew who said somewhere near us totally did not prepare even one iota
00:21:35| and he was it was a cool dude like athletic cool like I don't do school look this is dumb he's sitting back there and they call on him and he goes up there and I could tell he like had
00:21:45| the paper and he was trying to read from it he's like no you gotta memorize it and he's like oh man oh he's like Julius Caesar he was an honorable man he's sitting there like looking at the class
00:21:59| waiting for feedback like yeah yeah and he's like you know what Brutus - and he was just like look up and point and at one point he was like he was like we was sad when he left that
00:22:14| he's a grown man effect we wept because the word wept is in there dying okay good when that the poor have cried Caesar Caesar hath wept I could even say right so like that that line he's like
00:22:34| the book ride you know matter of fact I remember but he just remember that little inkling and from the point where I heard he got a B+ it's just cuz that one line might affect oh because he was
00:22:49| funny he was a teacher at that time who's not a Hardy grader yeah enjoy the same class we had to draw lysine from gladiator his breastplate in store Toro
00:23:03| and another for this champion getting it oh that's gonna be a correction yeah that's I mean that happened in the movie too who's like a Toro and even no one knows that I do
00:23:16| Argento Argento is argenta Sargento like the cheese or argenta like thank you my TV noises yeah so when you give these what would happen you get like heart palpitations little sweaty
00:23:32| adrenaline heiress like her swallow type do like so I'm gonna I'm like I gotta think about swallowing then I got over like all right and then um we got a you know and then like I just didn't feel
00:23:44| any time you get into that zone you're knotting about the other people you start thinking about too much you overthink like when I'm gonna party like I said talking to the video game people
00:23:56| the rowing crew like the hockey guys like it's just whatever flows flows and there's no worry I there's no wrong thing you can say that's the beauty of that situation when you're in the other
00:24:05| situation you think there's a wrong thing to say and so you get so worked up trying not to say the wrong thing that you just still and talk like this and you're nervous but you're gonna go
00:24:17| through a few parts real quick and then we don't know but in the end and then you're like looking around the room and some people are not paying attention in fact most probably aren't because it's
00:24:27| not good speech but you think that's on you more so you're like yeah and anyway lab you're Olson you're aware of the volume of your voice you're like too loud too to happen anyway it's like
00:24:39| you're just you're overthinking everything you're like do I usually pause this much when I say something I don't know it sounds what happens what are you trying to do to compensate for
00:24:48| that like what is there any like solutions that you came up with that you you could do this better now or could you do but I do is I think about how meaningless life is a little bit that
00:25:01| would think about it I mean so what if you get this wrong like nobody's gonna change because of it in fact then I think like remember when my kid shit all over his pants and it
00:25:11| got up the back of his seat and then it was all over the car seat and I tried to move him out but it got all over my hand and then the dog ran because the leash was all for something and then I was
00:25:19| like Jesus and I dropped my keys and I hit my head on the thing and now they're shit on my hand I bang my head and like you think all that and you're like who cares about the goddamn speech but you
00:25:28| bring bad attitude to the speech you don't know it doesn't ever hits the level of what real life will so eventually in course of life you're gonna hit something that's much more
00:25:37| important and much more powerful or painful or awful or great or terrible it's just the peaks and valleys of life are so much bigger than this stupid-ass speech I did one of my I guess bucket
00:25:50| list things which is uh I played an instrument in front of almost probably like one hundred and hundred people maybe battle the bands like the other battle of bands I was
00:25:59| playing a ukulele there's one other ukulele player that was better than me so she was keeping pace and we were awful we hit the lowest score but at the beginning I looked
00:26:09| around and I was just like this is pretty cool you're on the raised platform and everyone didn't see you and everyone's prepared and I didn't I only screwed up like one thing and I
00:26:17| corrected right away so I dude did anyone know turns out I did that's like who's been here hidden me know just that's kind of that's kind of the cool thing what was it a bet again what was
00:26:28| it a battle I didn't it was like a battle of the bands that my work did and there were oh you mentioned rupes work yeah there are six groups and two of them are actual bands two of them were
00:26:38| just like recorded music and then those ours they they did was that Top Gun you've lost that loving feeling oh and they sang along like I'll compel or um karaoke they deal okay yep yep and then
00:26:51| another one I forget the song but they had all blow up instruments and they pretended to play that's kind of cool I mean it's stupid easy to do I guess but yeah and then the was that theme like
00:27:02| dontoh tanta and they did it with kazoos and interesting actually speaking of playing music when I play live in front of like 30 or 40 that was pretty nervous yeah yeah did
00:27:21| you feel it no it's weird I guess cuz I was always the worst member of the band as we know you know we don't they no no III was and I was replacing a really good bass player
00:27:35| yeah really good so I guess all the practices we did beforehand I started really practicing at night like really not like practice that's it that's my fine baby
00:27:52| that's him usually this bad boy yeah baby anyway we um we did it well I guess that was my first ever playing original songs with a real band in front of actual
00:28:05| people I'm not full yeah yeah we did a 8 songs for us I was like 58 minutes huh cuz they're all like that's the other thing like they're like like one was a minute long song once like a seven
00:28:18| minute long song and it's instrumental so I didn't know if the audience is gonna be like wow this is great for like see like people just like walk away like you know so I always feel there's pretty
00:28:34| into it yeah I always feel there's a break-in period like that first song for the first minute you're probably nervous you're trying to try not to screw up and then after that you're just like I'm
00:28:41| like um okay I'm fine and then yeah yeah the problem is there's a song called bridges of time we do that has like a really hard bass part that I never quite got right in practice and I figured live
00:28:54| in front of everyone like somewhere in the middle I'm gonna lose my touch and just our boom while I'm a volume and hope nobody hears nice girl yeah I did really well and I was like I don't know
00:29:04| it surprised me but I guess all the practice was it was weird that you like the focus you gain because it's not important why and it's real well more important than the practice
00:29:14| right yeah yeah there's an extra for certain people it's but there's an extra level of focus for other people essentially to lose their complete focus all right so I'll ask you a question
00:29:22| that's a branch off but a really good question that Philadelphia Flyers hockey team and I've you've ever heard of them possibly I may have I know I can t be eliminated from 28th
00:29:33| who else did you see the recent games are too I've heard terrible things from the latter game I won't say that Oh guru is one of my favorite players scored over a hundred points is here
00:29:47| he's one of only three players to do it right possible as deep a great I think they're king on him and that's why you know in his line mates aren't having a great season he had his two assists and
00:29:59| four games so far I look back at his I look back at last year remember or two years ago played Washington who was the number one seed or number two seed we were seven Ernie
00:30:09| he scored like one goal and one assist in that whole series so so how can he score in the regular season and hold on two years prior to that is when we played the Rangers in the playoffs on
00:30:25| empirical and their defenseman Ryan McDonagh and whoever I shut him down so that he had like one goal and like six games and one assist or something just something ridiculous like really bad and
00:30:36| I wondered is playoff ability a real thing versus regular season like are some guys really better in the clutch is that a real thing I think so I always remember the teams of the past where you
00:30:49| had like big hug play odd yeah you know yes I know Colorado Avalanche oh yeah txt I think he would score like eight goals a year and like 24 assists here but considerably late we gonna get him
00:31:04| goals well sure but eight goals in 24 over 82 games is not a lot but shirt the player in the playoffs I think he was like a point per game player how's that possible I think it gets more
00:31:15| touch-and-go you get a little more physical and it's harder to break through people so is that mean some people are worse at that like Jake war Tech may mean he's he's flashy but he
00:31:26| doesn't really go anywhere sure but he gets points in the regular season so what's it with playoffs that does to people and we're saying hockey but we can say
00:31:34| other sports too like football I feel like Donovan McNabb was a great regular-season quarterback maybe not a playoff quarterback that's unfair you had a couple really big games
00:31:43| yeah I think are they keyed on him around so they would always write but he didn't still pay yes is spy on the quarterback that type deal how could I change it but cock you go
00:31:55| you go no I was just gonna say is that a real thing is clutch a real thing you would totally destroy the idea behind analytics which i think is stupid anyway but i think so ok I mean what is what is
00:32:09| it actually so what is clutch is it just being better at the right time is it being better when there's more eyes watching is it being better when other people are wilting like are they okay
00:32:19| but the other people are actually failing so they're not actually getting better everyone's getting worse I think it's focused on having the right set of skills to things I think there
00:32:28| are some people that try to use finesse and situations that just need brute power and when you have more brute power you know like Lindros Lindros was clutch because he was so overpowering a lot of
00:32:38| situations yeah so like shame you got knocked out early but yeah just the way it goes I gotta talk about football real quick please please this goes in my corrections so like last time I didn't
00:32:54| want to bring it up till the middle or end last time we talked about how many plays in football there are and you said there's a lot of options reliable ovo blah
00:33:03| so I actually looked up offensive formations there are about 16 and defensive formations there about 15 and then offensive plays there's about 23 and defensive plays there's about five
00:33:15| really that you can do its this is from Wikipedia so you can look it up gene so total number of offensive combinations is 368 oh okay that's better I was gonna say the combination so like you can
00:33:29| reverse one split a guy wide anyway yeah yeah there's nuances there that you can do sure right right okay that's it's a better number I thought you're gonna say it was like 20 per game no 360 sounds
00:33:39| reasonable okay so defensive combinations are about gonna have man demands own coverage whatever sure so if you multiply those together and you take the total number
00:33:51| of offensive combinations versus the total number of defensive combinations that's about 27,000 different types of plays that can happen on a field yep and so so one of 27,000 ish ish
00:34:05| things will happen on a play so I mean I guess from when you line up you can probably narrow down 20,000 of them yeah because you can see the defensive combination you can share oh it down to
00:34:19| whatever right and then your offense you control the offensive hiring down another 5,000 so I mean within reason you can narrow it down pretty well but but otherwise there's 27,000 ish
00:34:31| combinations for a play to go go yeah so I extrapolated that even further oh so there's about 65 plays a game okay and in a game season there are 256 games in total season that's every team playing
00:34:49| each other 16 games times 16 thank you yep that makes up yeah play 16 games so you have 30 teams isn't whatever they play each other names sure 16 games 16 times yeah so there's
00:35:01| about 16 thousand total plays in a season if you were to not repeat plays then you could see every possible play there would there in a year in years two years okay all right but they were
00:35:14| probably the same place over and over you write a lot of e traverses a lot of the decide words that side allow B this play versus own this play versus man yeah a new coach only has about a
00:35:25| hundred pass plays and 20 running plays in his playbook not dougie pigs he's got I got 105 he's got two binders worth he's like to do from a waterboy Arthur Fonzarelli blah blah blah make that yeah
00:35:45| exactly the coach I forget his name Coach K coach accurate in the move right so that's my tangent let's go back to social anxiety here oh I was getting
00:35:55| nervous I thought you were never going back there I really so I guess you're talking about what you can do well I guess I'll talk about what I do so the things I get nervous about in meetings
00:36:04| it's like when he goes around the room I'm always the last one I was like I was always does because you're waiting I have a wall on my last name begins now medical boy mm-hmm yeah and this at the
00:36:15| end so I always be waiting so like I just like listen to what other people were trying to say and then modify what I'm gonna say my you're about to mm-hmm you're like you're like what was met
00:36:26| with good phrase mmm damn so we shrug I'm gonna use that I used to care more which is impossible to change in your mind a little bit you you said I used to care more so you did change it
00:36:38| yeah so I reduce the amount of caring and then if you got I'm better because you don't care a little bit also not not doing things verbatim not trying to repeat what you say like in your mind
00:36:49| you're recording it you can't you can for Elliott I'm saying then once your two words off now you're trying to catch the third word or someone asks you if time yeah right you're you're thrown way
00:36:58| too all you gotta agree that and you know just listen to like your heart go you gotta get get a little tense go excited yeah it's gonna happen right yeah and then a nice deep breath because
00:37:08| the nice deep breath kind of calms you down oh yeah extra oxygen in your body no - its low - man yeah like it's like on an airplane on an airplane they have heightened levels of o2 and the gas
00:37:20| magic ed timing oh yeah cuz it that landed in Philadelphia didn't it was on that damn plane and so did someone get sucked out so what happened is she got half sucked out and who she was leading
00:37:33| the mole or she's young wait did she she or she died oh no shame so we can't yeah we can't tell jokes about it but I don't know what happened like was she towards the
00:37:44| window a big hole in the window area and she got sucked halfway out like to her feet and I think the crew pulled her back in and tried to do CPR on her but I think the blades messed her up
00:37:54| or the fuselage or she hit something pretty hard I would imagine the blade is probably right near her so if if she said if she didn't get hit by the blade then getting sucked out of here like
00:38:07| that's gonna it's kind of me is but I guess he also real quick I imagine you have no idea it's over maybe depends what part of your body gets sucked out your bassist was at her face yeah oh
00:38:20| there front half yeah that's why she died and you fix iation maybe yeah good but anyway um I think and see this is the problem with social media and everything recorded in a million
00:38:36| conversations being recorded every day is now they're like Southwest was told by one engineer that they should check the blades after one year in South Wessex now meaning sure I don't think
00:38:47| you're gonna do that to every blade no exactly exactly but the fact that someone died and this story's out here of course they're all I got you know I mean mm-hmm
00:38:57| there will be a counter story for every story that we see I feel like there's not a level of focus there as well because I listen to the the pilot talking to the ground
00:39:08| they had a recording of it another islet was extremely calm so there's a period where you're like he might not know also do you think he knew so I know she had no idea I think she knew oh did she she
00:39:19| said so long guy all right yeah she said they needed medical assistance so I'm pretty sure someone okay she probably didn't it okay yeah but there's there's level there were like you're doing your
00:39:28| day job and then there's like an oh shit like I need to focus I know like everything's going online you're like you're going a mile a minute trying to dry things out do you how do you do in
00:39:36| crises this is interesting because uh my dad is really calm and my mom is the complete opposite yeah she's okay I'll tell a story about my mom here so we're going on a trip to Italy and we're
00:39:51| waiting for the plane and my mom had lost her ticket to get on the plane but we're waiting for it so we're not in line yet so my mom runs over to the kiosk to get another ticket so we're
00:40:01| waiting for her to get back to our group because we didn't move from the same spot and then we look over and my mom is almost boarding the plane she's already in line boarding the plane
00:40:09| and we're like she's like looking around to ever sleep thinking that were pushing when she thought everyone left yeah so that that I get that feeling like I think I'm a little bit of both like I
00:40:23| get that feeling they should be nervous but in the real scheme of things if you're really calm and just take it easy like things will just work out fine if you're like except once in a while how
00:40:33| about this an approaching wave of water or approaching or something crazy coming towards you what if the one guys like hold on here the crazy and then like one guys like
00:40:46| I'm friggin running and he's running full-speed and the guy who's like hey I just wanted to talk to you and the animal just Klaus I know I could see the expert being like yeah bears you have to
00:40:59| stand your ground a guy who ran first is still like yeah oh my god I'm fine I mean that's the danger of the calm person right yeah yeah the overly calm that everything's gonna be fine because
00:41:15| in reality you don't know that everything will not be fine because the people who thought everything was gonna be fine are probably already gone and did in the past and will be dead in the
00:41:25| future yeah nihilism around I am this is weird I'm immune I'm a very calm person when crises hit no I'm just like yo everybody I was driving into our house we moved
00:41:46| out of because we had it for another two weeks because of the lease to go clean up it's like dusk and I drove back the old road so like an eight-minute 10-minute
00:41:55| Drive and I'm behind this car and it's supposed to be making a left at this real it's a real weird intersection it's like at angles and like go up the hill to make a left
00:42:05| no mic what is this jackass doing and I'm like Hakan i honk at it twice because the light was green no one was coming I was like come on it's getting dark and I lowered my music after I
00:42:15| honked and I heard kids yelling and I was like so I put like my Jeep in park and I walked out and I was like is this person like asleep on their wheel like dead or like you know passed out or
00:42:29| drunk or who knows and as I get closer there's three kids screaming and I go over there and it was a woman and they're like 30s or so just slumped over the wheel like this as you can't move
00:42:41| but her foot must be on the brake I look in the back of the minivan and there are three kids aged like five seven and nine ish and they're screaming and they're asking for help
00:42:52| and now I'm like alone in the intersection oh hey can I help you huh I'm like what's going on here I'm trying to figure this out and I remember I touched the woman because I didn't want
00:43:03| to like kosher grabber I don't know if she just got hit I don't know what's up you just murdered touched her I said yeah yeah it's over somehow there's a gun in your you did she looked up at me
00:43:14| like this and when she rules I was like I think it was see her type look to her good idea said hey kids can you talk to me and they said yeah yeah and all three we're talking at once I was like I'm not
00:43:28| gonna get an answer like is your mom or whoever okay and they were like uh all yelling at once that's like me hold on i called 9-1-1 like I'm at an intersection there's a
00:43:40| lady out and they're like is she okay she hurt did she get hit I was like I don't know just sends on and they're like is she is her car okay and I'm like I guess I don't see any dents it was
00:43:50| just the weirdest thing and I couldn't answer any question she asked and I said please send help and I'm talking to the kids and they're like there are three kids here they need help village is
00:44:00| still running and I'm like cause her foot break of the park it I am ipler didn't park I reached over her and put it in park as I was like she's gonna like go like in the middle all this
00:44:08| stuff yeah I'm talking to the kids and I said did your mom get hit did you guys get hit by a car and two of them say yes one says no and then I said I did a car hit you is again and they all said no
00:44:22| and so I said okay well did any other car bump your car and they all said yes and one said no and I was like ha ha ha so and this is one exactly and she's like did someone hit their car sir do
00:44:42| you know what's going on sir and I was like I have no idea anyway eventually cops showed up and stuff and all I don't know they tell you leave because you weren't part of the accident exactly
00:44:54| that's definitely mazing thing is like cops probably deal with it all the time Isis right what was I gonna say but at the same time I want know what happened are these kids okay was she a druggie
00:45:04| and she's a bear was totally fine and someone hit her and then they left the scene and then she had a seizure a minute later or something
00:45:11| I have no idea was are the kids okay is everyone okay I don't know and I wish I could know that stuff but there's no way to in a can't trace back and that's not gonna show up for a police report you
00:45:22| know what I mean like you can't go on the reporter or whatever and check the course I'd be like woman found a talent Alan ich row dish is a real road but he's nearby yeah I I was like a minute
00:45:34| behind someone getting t-boned and their car was still in the intersection and I think a teenager had hit them so the teenager was off to the side crying and just being hysterical and no one pulled
00:45:45| over so I pulled over and then the woman was still in her car just like holding on a steering wheel and I was just like you're fine there just stay right there and as soon as Lee and who's like just
00:45:54| like she was just shot right in the moment the cop pulled up he was like did you see the accident I said no and then he's like okay can get out of here like like I just was helping her and oh no
00:46:06| you need me to you're like okay you feel like you should do something but you don't know what is she do so the cop know is just control the situation like minimum right but I guess his eye he
00:46:15| wants as few people as possible involved yeah like you just know do you broke up with your wife you just had a bad day you had a great day he doesn't know if you're horny he's like hey what's going
00:46:26| on his new you from Adam he's like just you're not involved please leave do you think a cop assumes that most people are positive or negative or like he like Good Samaritans you shouldn't find and
00:46:37| try to find it I think a cop thinks a person tries to inject themselves into the narrative like they trying to my soul on the murder like yeah they're like I saw the murder and he's like
00:46:48| would you see nearly well they were already dead he was five maybe seven inches I don't know he was bigger she was dark to light a shadow and sure there was a peg leg or a cane I can't
00:47:06| the cops probably like please yeah they're honestly more harm than good I say did this like icebreakers oh dude you hate any speakers it's pretty love Arthur well think about this you can you
00:47:31| can turn them into the joke you could bullshit you anything ah yeah but like think of the ice breaker the iceberg is the ultimate joke it's like not we're supposed to communicate talk about
00:47:41| jackoff I mean like it whatever you can do whatever you want to slant the boss as the bad guy you wanna slant the guy hey the guy who made ice breakers but he never got laid like you know I mean you
00:47:51| can say it to a stranger maybe like get your right what's your name where are you from and what do you like like anything says that are you told joke you're like my name's Monteagle
00:48:02| ignorant and you killed my father I like revenge she's like that that would be better right you have to turn the game on its head you have to communicate with people just
00:48:18| communicate like the room I guess the difference is they I don't know like your icebreakers because you went to a non engineering curriculum my engineering curriculum would like people
00:48:29| were like for beta David well that's why you have to be the nut for Batum that's what I'm time to be the outlier you don't want to be crazy it's like there's a preset idea of what you should be
00:48:42| right you have to just do a crazy thing that's all it's just a one-time thing maybe you've never even told joke again how funny would that be really big joke oh yeah ice break your day you're like
00:48:55| telling jokes you're doing the double gun shooters you're like best friends with everyone you're high-fiving people you never met you're like hey pres or like does only people are going nuts and
00:49:05| then like the next day they're like this guy's wild you kind of meet him and you're like yeah I'm working I'll talk to you later you're like super boring it was burning
00:49:14| oh really Wow so your limitations yeah what are they gonna do hold you just some weird no you funny yeah they hold that please piece of paper like you were funny on ice break
00:49:30| day you have to be funny again yeah see I can see doing that like the problems like motivation they're like the whole motivation your motivation probably to like get like the
00:49:41| live in the party like that's your drive my drive would be like drive is to live in the party I want to see what people do the reaction yeah that's my favorite part
00:49:52| some people are like oh they're like oh they're like I'll be double funny and they double down they say like big words but you got to know early you have to go first I never got to go first that's the
00:50:16| problem too I can't get the reaction out of people shit my whole life is geared to the last person yet people in the first half of the alphabet are funnier or like more not funnier more apt to
00:50:28| social interaction than people with the last half well then show me your funniest comedians the ted berg is actually he was not funny well he was funny but not socially yeah
00:50:39| yeah yeah Dane Cook is a see okay yeah Jim Gaffigan is kind of funny and that's G yeah Chris Rock no that's our girl Steve Carell oh okay yeah that's the see I don't know I'd have to do some
00:50:55| research you know I'm gonna go back place one now you have to come back with this one comedians names and then the average like district distribution maybe that's my next week's research project
00:51:05| you can do it if anyone can do it mmm-hmm so we're talking about like things that help your cause when you're trying to do social anxiety ish stuff there's a word for stuff that does not
00:51:19| help you but you do anyway like you bite your nails or you blink her habits did we talk about in a previous episode I was going to bring this up in habits but it never came up so palliative how it
00:51:30| palliative I guess you'd call Mike habits palliative habits so like you like chew your nails or your like bite your lip or your blanket solidly
00:51:40| yeah like things like that don't actually help you when you're trying to do like public speaking but they helped me they mentally somehow like trigger you
00:51:50| to to feel better even though you don't do better so you think they're I think they're time killers to you and mentally mentally distraction mental distractions right right like they fill up a space
00:52:04| where you're going up instead of just going like this I think we should go to the store and like you know he doesn't look then you're like I think we should good store today we should you feel
00:52:20| exactly like one of my my sister's bosses I fixed one of his computers and his name was Barry and Barry was older and he looked like maybe a I say like a bohemian Santa Claus
00:52:34| it's like a long white Mane and a beard but he like really like dark skin but he wasn't like I don't know what he was he was something but like in the middle of a sentence he was just like so I was
00:52:49| telling your sister to go and do and then he'd just like see that paperwork for yeah that's the other damn thing you know what makes me nervous at work or social anxiety and then you look at some
00:53:03| of the bosses and you're like that guy senses like that that should make you feel like no matter what you do you're finishing a damn sentence like there anything that stuff that stuff helps my
00:53:18| cause and it'll rhyme or reason to who's in charge you know when that's how you have to really look at it feel like I'm not sure this guy's the CEO he's just been here the longest
00:53:28| it's like his literal only redeeming quality was that he was here for a long long time yeah he's really good at being here for a wall he's really good at being here I think what do you think
00:53:45| about stuttering I find it fascinating that singing cured stuttering so people can't stutter when they sing is that it wait do you know this I don't know this one kids who stutter
00:53:59| oftentimes they accent repeat like a song especially real bad stutters like once you can't get through all set like you know they're like yeah yeah if you ask them to sing a song they know they
00:54:11| can sing it like they just sing it they don't stutter they don't stop and got a rhythm going I just start going I guess and they they think from what I've read eight years ago I'm read any
00:54:24| research on it recently so it's all probably outdated all wrong you can correct me in the comments I think a different part of the brain is used for music than speech I guess and so a vocal
00:54:36| melody is more a melody than it is a vocalization does that make sense it does kind of make sense I'm curious about is so most people are socially anxious because they're thinking about
00:54:48| what other people are doing some of you had us like to stutterers trying to talk to each other and they had never met before do you think that the other one do you
00:54:56| think that they'd be perceived the other each other as mocking each other when they're trying to talk normally but they're stuttering anyway because they're like permanent setters not after
00:55:07| like five sentences so you tell them I think the first two sentences like do you think they need each other immediately best friends I belong BFF ayyy ayyy ayyy are you stuttering no and
00:55:27| ever and ever and ever again no I mean that makes sense the only thing I will say is social so I look at my kid right now and he's not even kindergarten yet and um can't could care
00:55:46| less what the other kids do he's like best friends with some kid named Matt yeah you know in that view was I'm looking out for you Matthew okay yeah but um right now he doesn't care
00:55:57| like if I ask him he'll talk about the kids like how how was your day okay good yeah whatever they don't care who's your friend Matthew there yes Matthew funny you know he's very funny I'm like okay
00:56:10| okay well what's funny of that I'm like I don't get it what what's the funny about him yes there kid he's like he doesn't really have an answer for me but like I
00:56:19| feel like in two years oh he'll jump to one year maybe even on up Oh like here um my son's cousin is one year older exactly and she called me today it was her first day of regular
00:56:32| school I was driving and talking to her I was like I can't talk I gotta go and she's like uncle Nicky uncle Nicky and you know she's telling me about a day and I was like okay how was your day I
00:56:43| have a new friend named Tyler Owen it's Owen and she write you know and I was like well what's so great about Owen is he funny she's like no not really and I was like what is he is he cool is he
00:56:54| nice is he uh I was a cute I can't have got four year old with you cute but like it's just so weird like it's starting and then by five and six I imagine they'll be able to tell you not just
00:57:07| tell me but they'll be able to recognize what they like and their friends like not at 3:00 or so it's like just any one of the listens to you as your friend four and five it's anyone who likes the
00:57:17| same stuff as you or you can make laugh but then by like ten and twelve and stop like soon it's very complex and then by like 1516 the friend is more important than the family which is crazy to me but
00:57:31| that's where I was right is that where you were like 15 where you're like mom a dad you don't understand my friends get it like do you mean it's such a weird thing that you think
00:57:42| that's that's at that point your life strangers are more important than your family one of the statistics was that social anxiety is set right after puberty because kids before that time
00:57:54| don't have any drive to do anything other than just to enjoy themselves exist don't you ever not like sexual connection tension and stuff then it
00:58:03| like becomes more awkward and you're trying to compete and right you're leaving for ladies you're trying to impress that's where that's where the most socially awkward conversations crop
00:58:15| up yeah this is the this is the part of the podcast that's painful mmm I'd say I've the worst time all the worst hitting on women that's his stuff so first time I've had
00:58:30| going after women was probably in college even though her high school was all men I had more women in high school than I had wait you're smart school were you did
00:58:41| you have wingmen I see it going only that that's the problem is that the wingman I had there was probably wasn't the goalie we know they'd rotate through I'd have like five friends and like two
00:58:53| of them were able to do normal speech to talk to other ones they would drag you down or not have any quality or they do something awkward so like I remember going to the gym and like they're
00:59:07| attractive women at the gym and the ratio was terrible it was probably like a 1 to 3 ratio of women and men so like what three men okay yeah yeah it's fun like it's the opposite but I
00:59:19| didn't never noticed you didn't capitalize only notice I didn't capitalize those dating someone who I for like two of the years of college but like I'm at the gym and like you have to
00:59:31| awkwardly break into their exercise routine which they probably don't like anyway because there's so many men that probably do that anyway and that's already like the tension that builds up
00:59:39| before you even talk to them do it at the gym thank you can't do it yeah you can do it at the gym if you're a and X long and you're like if so you have to like say hi and that's it and just like
00:59:50| ears here's the problem make them aware of you hi brain if you're not the most physically powerful specimen and attractive and something else later yeah you got it then you just kind of mess it
01:00:03| up there workout routine yeah it's hard it's 13 it feels strange until you find somebody that actually like it's weird because people may actually genuinely like you and then you just need to break
01:00:14| into their bubble but other people don't care about you at all and like breaking into their bubbles impossible so they're just like right right you won't know until you try yeah or they try we're
01:00:25| very smart so you don't know who's supposed to try you say something like I could tell certain women like me because of the way like even like regardless of the situation their temperament was
01:00:35| always the same there was one biology class where we had to like test row P or something and like for some reason there was like we all went to the bathrooms to pee in a cup and like there
01:00:47| was conversation on the way back with this one woman about God knows what but it was like we had a conversation while we're holding our respective pee it's like she likes me there's no way that
01:00:59| she doesn't like me having the best view switch yeah slight rain chance so I'm curious if you've ever failed horribly oh my god all the time yeah you heard there's some assumption up I'm bad with
01:01:25| women because I don't care enough like but I do I'm like I don't care please please oh just try harder I'm looking at try harder just like you know if you don't like always in between those two
01:01:40| states like that's just where I am and I realized that there are some things I could never compete with like I never it's the guy at the party that's like almost like six and a half feet
01:01:50| tall and just door and then all the way right there will always be that one guy and I really this was one of my best friends in college Dan it was like he um he was that guy like he was like I guess
01:02:03| a super good-looking guy with like super good-looking hair and we would go to hockey together and it would be like a Wednesday or a Thursday and he'd be like some I go to the bar I'm like we we
01:02:14| stink like our hockey gear like we gotta go home shower and throw in some nicer clothes maybe like that I just trust me and we go to the bar and I trust him and all these troubles are you trying to
01:02:25| fuck me no it was good right and they would like baby all over him and I was like I stink and they're like yeah you stink then they'd be like all over and we're like oh it's not a stink thing you
01:02:37| just like this guy yeah right and some guys have it some guys don't I didn't have it so so and that's the other thing I didn't understand anyone anyone out there who says I got a move
01:02:50| or a line doesn't work what I don't who you are like do you magic she mentions the nerdiest % was like is that a mirror your pants right yeah but either way do you think a girl's like
01:03:07| wow he said such a funny one line he's mine but no one would ever do that that's so weird I guess it depends on the type of your woman you're going after - is that the women you're
01:03:17| probably like or want to be intellectuals with though will they buy that line and you'd be like no not gonna are they are they out shopping on a Thursday like 10 p.m. at the local bar
01:03:27| go grocery store just wait by the beer aisle buying smuggled beverages are ya over 21 I just said dammit I guess I'll see that's my fuck up every single line and then be like god damn it it's
01:03:59| interesting though the like the one woman I ended up marrying like no more instant connection and then I saw out of the grocery store she was looking at she was in the meat aisle and I like I don't
01:04:12| know if I said anything about like hey you check it out this meat and then like I feel like I feel like I did and then she asked me to do something I said I wanna do that and cup Guyler yeah oh my
01:04:23| I wanna do that part we'll watch a movie with you those like is very casual and and easy and maybe that's supposed to happen maybe you get much like oh great you have to oh there's a medium and Sun
01:04:33| mmm fireworks romance novel type stuff and there is that stuff but it's not like it happens in the movie no that's stupid if you wait for that yeah we know Fifty
01:04:46| Shades are going to say one thing about different type of anxiety it's still social anxiety but so this is a real story so I went to this this pizza shop that just opened up we like literally my
01:04:59| wife and I we were the first customers and we got a free slice of pie the end of the meal he says it would help me a lot if he just you know post it on Yelp and say how
01:05:08| much of a great meal you had I'm not a Yelp guy yeah well I didn't put anything on Yelp about him what do you got what do you got um login to the user Yelp again Google over Fennell I'm not a Yelp
01:05:19| guy I don't have Yelp in it but it's it's based on an account yeah or do you have to sign up for Yelp to do it I don't I don't use Yelp well how do you know it's just not I never put I've
01:05:33| never posted about a restaurant on Yelp ever so I go back there a second time because it was good pizza and and I'm having a pizza the guy comes out again and he's like oh your customer I'm like
01:05:43| yeah he's like thank you for posting on Yelp but I like well I can't tell you the honest answers I didn't do it like yeah no problem I guess he doesn't know isn't it yeah that's awesome but I like
01:05:55| that shit and like hey kickback free slice of pie huh time didn't yeah mm-hmm but now every time I go in there he knows exactly who I am he thinks I promote no he thinks he knows who you
01:06:08| are dude hey thanks someone else he's probably oh my god this is even worse he probably goes to the first review that was positive thinks it was you clicks on their picture clicks on
01:06:18| their link it's probably like this person's great Bravo Chavez Chavez is my man and you're like my name's not I'm sure yeah sure no I can live up to that false idea of Who I am
01:06:31| every time I go in to get a pizza to shake his hand smile at him and say oh it's delicious what I will end this on is that as you're like five and six there's that who cares
01:06:46| thing maybe even seven and eight you become aware that some people are different and you hate them because they're different like it's elitism vicious hate ever it's like kids beat up
01:06:56| kids like people think like kids are the purest thing in the world kids are awful they are terrible depression yeah oh no do they ex true I'm using the wrong word but extra day
01:07:07| what is a fervor no no where you leave someone out of a group extra dict excommunicate Thank You that'll work I don't think it was a word but that worked
01:07:21| thanks communicate like one kid because he has a pimple or something like or he has like hey guys I have a problem where I put there like B we hate you haha it's the right foot left foot group like
01:07:32| that's not nice but like then you get to an age where hormones are going crazy and you don't like the kids who aren't as attractive and then college comes around either way there's groups there's
01:07:45| groups you're you're always in and out of groups I find so now that we're on the other side of 30 the groups have changed if the groups there's just parents and not pants
01:07:56| so this is interesting I'm going to a concert with my music friends tomorrow and it's like my old music buddies like we used to we just smoke Drake go hard like what sparked a hey and now I feel
01:08:10| like we're all adults with families except for your friend like and we're trying to figure out well no no we're trying to figure out like when we go to a concert together it's like a big deal
01:08:22| it's like hey yeah I haven't seen in a while dude can I drink a beer at your car like I don't know them anymore hmm like I haven't talked for you I don't know have they I talked to them once
01:08:36| every eight weeks like do you know what I mean it's a win say free right restricted and it that happens everywhere over 30 I imagine maybe 40 but it but before I get all caught up in
01:08:52| it I'm sure it happened to my parents when you were growing up weren't you're like why don't my parents have more friends like me so there's really because of me yeah it was but I think
01:09:04| I'm always like I had friends I can't wait to call my friend and talk to him on the phone hey mom and dad my best friend is gonna be my best friend for the rest of my life like I feel like
01:09:14| telling them that when I was like 14 or year old or 37 year old gonna be like friends are the worst yeah like time say hi they moved on they're very into Trump and this whole
01:09:30| David hog thing and they're like not into it weird interests that don't make it right right right but over the course of a life you're gonna find those things
01:09:39| happen right yeah so is the new friend someone who just used to be your friend no no on Facebook all your uh grade school friends they still your real good friends
01:09:51| no I don't just any of those yeah no no I will bring us up good jackfruit you're gonna be with me on jackfruit I glanced at jackfruit it was disturbing yeah so I'm gonna I brought
01:10:11| up an image here and then uh the hoping fruit yields sweet delicious pods that tastes like banana man I'm talking cuz it's massive it is poking it is okay banana mango and pineapple which is
01:10:24| accurate it does taste a bit like mango pie yeah yeah boy so this thing weighs I spent 10 bucks on this thing oh yeah I thought it'd be interesting and I was wondering like I'm regular good yeah its
01:10:42| perseverance wait I thought that was my favorite part of the whole things Joe man share with friends Winky Winky so this thing I'm gonna skip right to picture of it and I'm showing a picture
01:10:55| of it so like it has this like spining exterior so like it's not like you can like pocket the thing it's massive like you could put it in a backpack it's bigger than a water watermelon that's
01:11:06| impossible you get sharing it with friends causes you pain because it spikes your fingers and then I also noticed that it's only sat on my counter for like two days it
01:11:17| got bad it went bad well the spiny parts of it like I guess it's impossible to clean because it's spikey so like it started growing like weird stuff on the bottom and like it's
01:11:26| kind of mold Valley no I'm out you're out before I even got to the detectors my the delicious pineapple a mango banana part it was weird that those round brown things in it or they the
01:11:40| fruit part not at the party or nuts I don't think he oh this you don't okay got a reaction no idea that's not yeah the weird part is that also the interior is like sap from a tree so they
01:11:56| say they tell you to like dip your knife in like vegetable oil and I'm like that's weird until you cut into it and you get the SAP on your hands and you're like son of a bitch
01:12:05| mmm this is the most impossible fruit to eat we're just so weird it sounds like such a manufacturer in breadfruit like know what I mean yeah it try to get the best of everything but
01:12:18| it's like a little bit of the best but a little bit the worse though everything so I think of the reverse maybe it's the only fruit that hasn't been manufactured in a way that's edible you wrap that's
01:12:27| like like the seed is covered by this the fruit part of it that you can actually eat if they could make it like a banana or like an apple where you could just do the end of it yeah it'd be
01:12:37| edible and people would like it I wouldn't eat it like I think it tasted okay interesting it was interesting and like I could nibble on it looks like a jerky but not
01:12:48| as a fruit had super good health reasons or effects you'd be like I'm okay with this yeah but because it doesn't you're like I don't I'll say it hmm so yeah don't enjoy it with friends cuz you have
01:13:01| to carry it and cut it open and then they'd have to be disgusted by all the SAP on their hands interesting well Jack drew really sums up the podcast I'd say jackfruit yeah
01:13:14| thanks for listening I appreciate it I appreciate all the listeners I appreciate it more just put a note there I'm paying her and it's appreciated the more know about that one thank you
01:13:26| we do like you we like yeah
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00:01:02| Wow starter I like that that new fish fresh yeah it's brand new let's do a wish I think it is newish this precious jackfruit right now and a hot new thing
00:01:14| jackfruit did I hear you right yeah jackfruit will come back to the later it's a party fruit well welcome aboard tonight folks yeah we all sports fans we got a lot of video game fans we've got
00:01:29| fans of uh knows that all our pants that are cross-check yeah I don't like let us enjoy it unless you're in W a makan or whatever his name is filled and we're not I don't want anything he likes so
00:01:46| what you've been up to you there huh I've been drawing up a sheet I got a nice little ideas you got some ideas going on for tonight yeah what are we gonna talk about tonight ooh
00:01:57| I'm nervous to say it come on do it usual anxiety uh what about peer pressure it's tough I can't know if I can handle it social anxiety give me the willies just thinking about
00:02:15| it I can hardly look a person in the eye anymore it's weird hmm thank goodness we're not popular yeah and no one cares to look at you just staring at your picture is that what's going on yeah
00:02:28| yeah that'd be weird if you had a screen of just people like when every time you get like a person following they just like a little weed with poop linking in unison it's like yeah really weird if
00:02:42| everybody stared at once and in the evening or of Earth or gays it's like a little smile ever known then people's eyes that's I'm telling you I think this was a question in a previous podcast how
00:02:54| would you build and tell an alien the way they use their eyes facial facial nose little little tiny ticks little weird blinks no not just a little social cues like when you stare at someone when
00:03:06| you're angry at them and you're like in the way they're supposed to go I kind of look at you but look away yeah yeah you're not supposed to steer them back and go huh look it'll be weird real
00:03:18| weird they say that children learn how to actually feel like jealousy remorse all the social anxiety elements self-consciousness at around they started on like one and a half G's and
00:03:29| then it ends ends at like three so at three they're fully human human right yeah so you if it has no remorse then you're screwed it's weird
00:03:41| he set the dog on fire yesterday and I thought it was just a phase but I didn't like the dog so I figured it was okay hmm win-win actually dough crept in my house
00:03:52| today get you back it's retribution retribution little does he know he doesn't enough times would be like he can't control himself put the needle in him and give him all the drugs and just
00:04:02| goodnight think he's gonna lose unless he likes drugs but no no do mundo give lashana morphine if she can get animals addicted to bad stuff right I think you can you
00:04:20| definitely came with mice I was gonna say the H but I don't think you can say the H on live whatever what a female hero uh you can't say that I don't know if you can I don't care you lied to say
00:04:33| a little bit drugged we just did heroin I mean I know terrible drug yeah I just think you can't play during you can't use it you can't use it on there I believe it miss
00:04:44| Travis changed names have you ever been near someone who's done one of those crazy never I'll say this I've never seen anyone have or use heroin because I do know that one of my cousins is a
00:05:00| druggie he has been for a long time the closest ever came to like incredibly illegal substances cocaine and someone poured it out on a table in front of me we're all so you gonna we're also gonna
00:05:12| put it down yeah throw it in the air the cloud I'd be terrible you wouldn't have a choice at that point I guess not I guess you're all accomplice you're coated in it could a
00:05:29| cop do that little children rock cocaine over over and then just whip out his badge you feel like you're all coming with me you're all gonna test positive you
00:05:40| little shits I guess I have no idea yeah he'd have to overcome some real serious social anxiety to do this mm-hmm is this where you leave this right now I think we're social yeah I wanted to
00:05:56| talk about the clarifications any corrections in landline did you have any I did I um I claimed I came in second place in my original oratory contest grant freshman year when I went with the
00:06:15| debate and speech team I came in third I don't even know why I lied about such a thing I think I was nervous you guys who'd think I was like a bronze loser so I said I came in second because that's
00:06:26| also believable if I say gold someone would have looked it up I like it's like old school when the Frank the tank went up there and just blacked out for five minutes and then was it James Carville
00:06:35| oh that's great underrated I would call it I think that was perfect what about James huh yeah what about your dishwasher yeah you fix it I did fix all that I was working on but it was you bet
00:07:06| well you broke you fixed no I didn't it didn't break it was a pain in the ass but it's probably something else like a control board I have no way of 100% knowing if it is the control board and
00:07:18| that's like and I need our peace so so you're done you're just gonna change it out no I'm done I'm just gonna let someone else do it well we looked it up in the leases has a hundred bucks Wow so
00:07:28| the guy 90m like issues wrong as your landlord ever been wrong about something have you ever had landlord yeah I've had him the day I was moving out they left uh
00:07:39| they come and do the standard inspection I had like one of the specs of food in oven that like baked on but it was like it was like a sausage like a pepperoni sausage deal like just in the bottle
00:07:51| like a tiny piece and she said up it's dirty and there's like the whole apartments dirty so like it was like my security deposit so they were like we have to hold one of those clear deposits
00:08:01| exactly what it was I knew it yep so I was like well give me five minutes and she stood there and over my shoulder and watched as I cleaned it to verify that it was clean and I was just like
00:08:11| this is so humiliating right before how much money yeah hell yeah it was probably worth like hundred fifty bucks for that fine that was always humiliation well Ice Cube rising
00:08:22| scale house it was probably like 800 but they weren't gonna hit all of it they're just gonna grab her ID whatever privately yeah were you in my college house like after it went to hell I don't
00:08:36| think so no okay people were like punching holes in walls like he got to be bad I had that happen as well people put posters up and I didn't notice until the end of the year my roommate who will
00:08:51| call Tom for now he's still here to go home for the summer and work in he stayed in college so he was my little roommate we're the only ones I shared a room so we had an air-conditioner set up
00:09:05| really good it dripped into our room so instead of towels on the floor he had this great idea he felt this like 13 gallon trash trash can in huh and it would just sit there and fill up to the
00:09:19| point where he got to the tippy top and it would sometimes overflow but he did steal him outside was it like a trash can I was in the park no I was probably a bought trash cans god bless him but
00:09:27| one day it fell over and he turned around and we had hardwood floors and he just looked at it he was like god [Laughter] well you get to it for like two or three
00:09:39| days and I don't know if you know what happens to officers now oh no oh it worked it worked at 90-degree angle so that the floor buckled like six inches off the ground from the window all the
00:09:53| way to the floor so when I came back he had had the door and a halfway stance so overnight it jacked up the door so it took the door off the hinges the floor was whatever it was we we ruined it you
00:10:07| had to submit the entire secured deposit at that moment oh and then he was gonna sue us for like another two thousand dollars so because he had replaced pretty much every floor in the house
00:10:16| like several walls we were awful scumbags and he should have checked on in this house after a year but he didn't and he was like you guys are pretty cool you pay your rent do you want another
00:10:26| year and we're like yeah so he did two years of damage to that house and so what did she pick did you pay anything yeah me and Tom decided we should split it because he included like the hardwood
00:10:38| floor and everything is like the main expense it was like a third bucks and then like under for this on here for this so we did not get her security puss back and we owed Randy many many dollars
00:10:50| than we paid him like commoner beasts thousand total yeah probably it was probably like 550 a piece that's not too bad actually for the damage did right when you think about it we ruined
00:11:00| everything what's funny is that he started this is a house he bought as an investment he didn't know any other houses and he thought let's rent it to college kids so he rented it to a group
00:11:11| of two guys and a girl that decorated it like a real house I think there were dolls on the steps and like signs everywhere and when he showed us the house I was like wow this is like a real
00:11:22| adult east house this is crazy I was like I guess we could do this he just assumed we would do something similar we did not so ever mine hold on and he got a divorce somewhere in the
00:11:34| middle of of like the two years of the change and we were to blame he would just run anytime you thought about this house we owe you a shout-out Randy
00:11:48| I live in an apartment for the second and third year and like it was split between me and three other guys and I did little upgrades like that I made a look I don't know when you came and saw
00:11:59| it I made a nook with a little table I'm like a lamp that I drilled into the wall so you have like a little bistro every I didn't think I sell a lamp there yeah
00:12:07| and then I put like a little garden that was like on these two tables have a little fountain and some rocks like this is a total potted thing to do and then I put glow-in-the-dark like oh that's yeah
00:12:22| that's you remember I'm put over a galaxy on the ceiling and it was like draped so it was like on the ceiling the entire way and then down the wall so it was like you turn on the blacklight and
00:12:32| it's just like you're in the universe whoa dude yeah it's pretty rad did some crazy stuff was that like your third floor area or whatever this is when we had the apartment that was just one one
00:12:45| thing one floor it got a little crazy I don't know why right no but I'm saying were you on the second or third floor yes yeah oh nice I prefer it was head okay I thought was higher up maybe he's
00:12:57| feeling me to go under it was a rich mm I don't know why I did all that stuff it makes no sense I should have been doing this woman knows what we do any of the things we do which brings us to peer
00:13:09| pressure's and social anxiety sorry jumping the gun you okay yeah people wanna get to that main topic a lot a second now let's hold on a second there's my RFI so last time I said
00:13:24| Google was number two in market capitalization sure and they're about seven billion dollars and they are number two I was right ahaha yeah that's pretty nice and then I
00:13:36| said that that woman ran over her husband she was two times twice twice yeah yeah I guess it was three times and at that point it was probably three cents maybe it might have been treated a
00:13:48| backboard backboard back forward yep I think so the irony of it was that the reason she got convicted and sentenced to six no 20 years was that she hired a PI to trace to track her husband
00:14:01| he was tracking her husband as she was doing it so he filmed her do it your own yeah I got that yeah yeah and then Rovi way back in our pregnancy one mm-hmm
00:14:15| the ruling was like for the health of the mother versus the fetal viability which is an accomplice okay at 20 months yeah this is gonna cause this injury to the mother or if the fetus wasn't going
00:14:29| to survive and the fact there that we should have covered it's at 22 weeks the fetus has a 10% chance of living Emily that did mm-hmm and at 27 weeks the fetus is a 90
00:14:41| percent chance of living wow that's quite the jump huh so if your decision point is probably like right in the middle for a 50% chance I still like the Christian idea if you can't have a twins
00:14:51| now so it's only one sol-fa between splits later on in life it gets half a soul sorry one of them gets the soul in the battle for it that's the very last thing you do as a twin if you're about
00:15:03| to die oh well it's just a second one to die gets it hmm well I murder attempts or like craziness or like you know you're on your deathbed sorry guess I get this soul hmm that's all I have now
00:15:20| we can go to our main topic which is social anxiety and I start I know I get nervous dude I can't do this in front of like an audience it's just it's not me yeah I don't know how you would we would
00:15:32| do live shows I just I'd freeze up I'm so no one should pay a lot of money to find out you know booked an auditorium and paid people to sit in the seats so I will say I am comfortable speaking to
00:15:48| just about anything I do the party scene parties like everything in the lawyer you're now going I am and I do the party thing where my favorite thing is to go to a party where I'm like I know several
00:15:58| groups of people like I go over to the crew guys I'm like hey guys how about that friggin rowing am i right and they'll go yeah Nick and then I walk over here and I'm like do you guys hear
00:16:07| those video games coming out and all like Nick you get us and I'm like and then I go to the other area dick do that funny thing I go you know I just go area Darian and entertain
00:16:19| everyone that's like my thing you live in LA I love it it's just mmm let's live in baby but ironically enough in high school um I referenced oratory or written or a joke char's a speech in
00:16:34| debate club I joined because I was afraid of like speaking out in my public like that was my reason to do it and because I needed to join some kind of Club so yeah I got a little remnants of
00:16:44| introverted miss right there check this um it's been 15 years and you get to know all these people because they all go to the all the same meets right yeah it doesn't occur to me as an outsider
00:16:59| this is happening live I'm like oh we just went to Scranton and it's all the three same people from school X and Z and and Z and Y and uh what's his name he's always at these things so you start
00:17:11| to recognize them and then worse in my category which was original oratory you can just write whatever you want it's like your life experience and then you have to memorize it and then give them
00:17:20| to the classes a good speech yeah do you know who won all the time is it he was in our school oh no no is a a woman from another school a girl by the time a woman she think she talked about how she
00:17:33| was no no she don't found she was almost raped Oh tell that stat see what exactly her it didn't occur to me until years later but she won almost everyone and the first time I heard it well the first
00:17:46| time I heard it it really kind of touched me I was like damn she's got guts to come up here and tell it the second time I heard it I was like this is word for word the same story like I
00:17:55| get it happened to you but relax the third and fourth time I heard it and she won I was almost like bitch ha ha ha ha I didn't say I did anything like it seemed
00:18:07| very unfair because like she got that emotional thing where I felt as she's coming every time exactly and and she would like manipulate people him people might say I'm terrible but no like she
00:18:20| would laugh and have a good time afterwards and I think she would like play it up for the she knew how to get the it and she got gold oftentimes let me
00:18:28| just say that wow you should do you know what her name was I had no idea I'd only know her by her almost rate to tail Jesus sounds terrible way for later in
00:18:39| life when she comes out about something else that happened she might be telling the same story I don't know maybe she's gonna be elected to go get me word for word he's gonna apply some politicians
00:18:48| [Laughter] politics I'm like this before but yeah everyone did weird stuff and but they're all anecdotes and had like you know beginnings and ends and like my uncle
00:19:02| taught me never to drink and drive or something like that people would do I didn't realize you had to do like this emotional hook like I thought it was just well-written piece well-spoken
00:19:14| how naive it was all the human element like I was almost raped the other famous one what was they saw my uncle died or something so me an idiot I wrote pear I know exactly who liked
00:19:28| the makeup no well I don't know if they did or didn't I'm not saying either or I was such a jackass I wrote about fear of the unknown and how it haunts man in his darkest hour people are always like
00:19:43| weird and like I have to stand in front of these people where I'm like usually a cool guy and I'm surrounded by nerd so if her gonna be the coolest and it being like the nerdiest I was like the unknown
00:19:53| excuse me is what makes people afraid they don't know what will happen so they're afraid and he'll go in like this is high school freshman year so it's maybe six Lauren to young one
00:20:09| its not very good at it and it taught me a lot how I was not going to do at the time did you like it a little bit but like there's like 12 people in the room that's it and like a moderator or two
00:20:19| exactly but it still was scary because they're all telling stories and I could tell they were all better because they were playing the human element like you don't I mean like they had a plan every
00:20:29| corner of this would a plan every was a Stu feedback and then the exact odd they they were they were smart they were working the system me I'm some chopped liver walking in here trying to talk
00:20:37| about some unknown shit and they were like do you remember I think it was sophomore year maybe Julius Caesar speech ever I do it was freshmen here and I can swear you
00:20:50| can remember I remember the ones one mine was terrible I'll say I'm not good socially so I remember like I got this I gotta go up there and then the moment I go up there
00:21:00| I'm like every other word like ah I and then by the end of its just like okay give me the hell off here I'm done there you're 1415 years old you have to remember the Brutus Julius Caesar speech
00:21:11| right ah yeah and actually minute of the Brutus speech about Julius Caesar after he died you know it was a play on you know and Brutus it was an honorable man but he left us and blow-by and he was so
00:21:24| honorable and he'd go on had to memorize out a whole speech and the whole class had to give it and I still remember the kid Drew who said somewhere near us totally did not prepare even one iota
00:21:35| and he was it was a cool dude like athletic cool like I don't do school look this is dumb he's sitting back there and they call on him and he goes up there and I could tell he like had
00:21:45| the paper and he was trying to read from it he's like no you gotta memorize it and he's like oh man oh he's like Julius Caesar he was an honorable man he's sitting there like looking at the class
00:21:59| waiting for feedback like yeah yeah and he's like you know what Brutus - and he was just like look up and point and at one point he was like he was like we was sad when he left that
00:22:14| he's a grown man effect we wept because the word wept is in there dying okay good when that the poor have cried Caesar Caesar hath wept I could even say right so like that that line he's like
00:22:34| the book ride you know matter of fact I remember but he just remember that little inkling and from the point where I heard he got a B+ it's just cuz that one line might affect oh because he was
00:22:49| funny he was a teacher at that time who's not a Hardy grader yeah enjoy the same class we had to draw lysine from gladiator his breastplate in store Toro
00:23:03| and another for this champion getting it oh that's gonna be a correction yeah that's I mean that happened in the movie too who's like a Toro and even no one knows that I do
00:23:16| Argento Argento is argenta Sargento like the cheese or argenta like thank you my TV noises yeah so when you give these what would happen you get like heart palpitations little sweaty
00:23:32| adrenaline heiress like her swallow type do like so I'm gonna I'm like I gotta think about swallowing then I got over like all right and then um we got a you know and then like I just didn't feel
00:23:44| any time you get into that zone you're knotting about the other people you start thinking about too much you overthink like when I'm gonna party like I said talking to the video game people
00:23:56| the rowing crew like the hockey guys like it's just whatever flows flows and there's no worry I there's no wrong thing you can say that's the beauty of that situation when you're in the other
00:24:05| situation you think there's a wrong thing to say and so you get so worked up trying not to say the wrong thing that you just still and talk like this and you're nervous but you're gonna go
00:24:17| through a few parts real quick and then we don't know but in the end and then you're like looking around the room and some people are not paying attention in fact most probably aren't because it's
00:24:27| not good speech but you think that's on you more so you're like yeah and anyway lab you're Olson you're aware of the volume of your voice you're like too loud too to happen anyway it's like
00:24:39| you're just you're overthinking everything you're like do I usually pause this much when I say something I don't know it sounds what happens what are you trying to do to compensate for
00:24:48| that like what is there any like solutions that you came up with that you you could do this better now or could you do but I do is I think about how meaningless life is a little bit that
00:25:01| would think about it I mean so what if you get this wrong like nobody's gonna change because of it in fact then I think like remember when my kid shit all over his pants and it
00:25:11| got up the back of his seat and then it was all over the car seat and I tried to move him out but it got all over my hand and then the dog ran because the leash was all for something and then I was
00:25:19| like Jesus and I dropped my keys and I hit my head on the thing and now they're shit on my hand I bang my head and like you think all that and you're like who cares about the goddamn speech but you
00:25:28| bring bad attitude to the speech you don't know it doesn't ever hits the level of what real life will so eventually in course of life you're gonna hit something that's much more
00:25:37| important and much more powerful or painful or awful or great or terrible it's just the peaks and valleys of life are so much bigger than this stupid-ass speech I did one of my I guess bucket
00:25:50| list things which is uh I played an instrument in front of almost probably like one hundred and hundred people maybe battle the bands like the other battle of bands I was
00:25:59| playing a ukulele there's one other ukulele player that was better than me so she was keeping pace and we were awful we hit the lowest score but at the beginning I looked
00:26:09| around and I was just like this is pretty cool you're on the raised platform and everyone didn't see you and everyone's prepared and I didn't I only screwed up like one thing and I
00:26:17| corrected right away so I dude did anyone know turns out I did that's like who's been here hidden me know just that's kind of that's kind of the cool thing what was it a bet again what was
00:26:28| it a battle I didn't it was like a battle of the bands that my work did and there were oh you mentioned rupes work yeah there are six groups and two of them are actual bands two of them were
00:26:38| just like recorded music and then those ours they they did was that Top Gun you've lost that loving feeling oh and they sang along like I'll compel or um karaoke they deal okay yep yep and then
00:26:51| another one I forget the song but they had all blow up instruments and they pretended to play that's kind of cool I mean it's stupid easy to do I guess but yeah and then the was that theme like
00:27:02| dontoh tanta and they did it with kazoos and interesting actually speaking of playing music when I play live in front of like 30 or 40 that was pretty nervous yeah yeah did
00:27:21| you feel it no it's weird I guess cuz I was always the worst member of the band as we know you know we don't they no no III was and I was replacing a really good bass player
00:27:35| yeah really good so I guess all the practices we did beforehand I started really practicing at night like really not like practice that's it that's my fine baby
00:27:52| that's him usually this bad boy yeah baby anyway we um we did it well I guess that was my first ever playing original songs with a real band in front of actual
00:28:05| people I'm not full yeah yeah we did a 8 songs for us I was like 58 minutes huh cuz they're all like that's the other thing like they're like like one was a minute long song once like a seven
00:28:18| minute long song and it's instrumental so I didn't know if the audience is gonna be like wow this is great for like see like people just like walk away like you know so I always feel there's pretty
00:28:34| into it yeah I always feel there's a break-in period like that first song for the first minute you're probably nervous you're trying to try not to screw up and then after that you're just like I'm
00:28:41| like um okay I'm fine and then yeah yeah the problem is there's a song called bridges of time we do that has like a really hard bass part that I never quite got right in practice and I figured live
00:28:54| in front of everyone like somewhere in the middle I'm gonna lose my touch and just our boom while I'm a volume and hope nobody hears nice girl yeah I did really well and I was like I don't know
00:29:04| it surprised me but I guess all the practice was it was weird that you like the focus you gain because it's not important why and it's real well more important than the practice
00:29:14| right yeah yeah there's an extra for certain people it's but there's an extra level of focus for other people essentially to lose their complete focus all right so I'll ask you a question
00:29:22| that's a branch off but a really good question that Philadelphia Flyers hockey team and I've you've ever heard of them possibly I may have I know I can t be eliminated from 28th
00:29:33| who else did you see the recent games are too I've heard terrible things from the latter game I won't say that Oh guru is one of my favorite players scored over a hundred points is here
00:29:47| he's one of only three players to do it right possible as deep a great I think they're king on him and that's why you know in his line mates aren't having a great season he had his two assists and
00:29:59| four games so far I look back at his I look back at last year remember or two years ago played Washington who was the number one seed or number two seed we were seven Ernie
00:30:09| he scored like one goal and one assist in that whole series so so how can he score in the regular season and hold on two years prior to that is when we played the Rangers in the playoffs on
00:30:25| empirical and their defenseman Ryan McDonagh and whoever I shut him down so that he had like one goal and like six games and one assist or something just something ridiculous like really bad and
00:30:36| I wondered is playoff ability a real thing versus regular season like are some guys really better in the clutch is that a real thing I think so I always remember the teams of the past where you
00:30:49| had like big hug play odd yeah you know yes I know Colorado Avalanche oh yeah txt I think he would score like eight goals a year and like 24 assists here but considerably late we gonna get him
00:31:04| goals well sure but eight goals in 24 over 82 games is not a lot but shirt the player in the playoffs I think he was like a point per game player how's that possible I think it gets more
00:31:15| touch-and-go you get a little more physical and it's harder to break through people so is that mean some people are worse at that like Jake war Tech may mean he's he's flashy but he
00:31:26| doesn't really go anywhere sure but he gets points in the regular season so what's it with playoffs that does to people and we're saying hockey but we can say
00:31:34| other sports too like football I feel like Donovan McNabb was a great regular-season quarterback maybe not a playoff quarterback that's unfair you had a couple really big games
00:31:43| yeah I think are they keyed on him around so they would always write but he didn't still pay yes is spy on the quarterback that type deal how could I change it but cock you go
00:31:55| you go no I was just gonna say is that a real thing is clutch a real thing you would totally destroy the idea behind analytics which i think is stupid anyway but i think so ok I mean what is what is
00:32:09| it actually so what is clutch is it just being better at the right time is it being better when there's more eyes watching is it being better when other people are wilting like are they okay
00:32:19| but the other people are actually failing so they're not actually getting better everyone's getting worse I think it's focused on having the right set of skills to things I think there
00:32:28| are some people that try to use finesse and situations that just need brute power and when you have more brute power you know like Lindros Lindros was clutch because he was so overpowering a lot of
00:32:38| situations yeah so like shame you got knocked out early but yeah just the way it goes I gotta talk about football real quick please please this goes in my corrections so like last time I didn't
00:32:54| want to bring it up till the middle or end last time we talked about how many plays in football there are and you said there's a lot of options reliable ovo blah
00:33:03| so I actually looked up offensive formations there are about 16 and defensive formations there about 15 and then offensive plays there's about 23 and defensive plays there's about five
00:33:15| really that you can do its this is from Wikipedia so you can look it up gene so total number of offensive combinations is 368 oh okay that's better I was gonna say the combination so like you can
00:33:29| reverse one split a guy wide anyway yeah yeah there's nuances there that you can do sure right right okay that's it's a better number I thought you're gonna say it was like 20 per game no 360 sounds
00:33:39| reasonable okay so defensive combinations are about gonna have man demands own coverage whatever sure so if you multiply those together and you take the total number
00:33:51| of offensive combinations versus the total number of defensive combinations that's about 27,000 different types of plays that can happen on a field yep and so so one of 27,000 ish ish
00:34:05| things will happen on a play so I mean I guess from when you line up you can probably narrow down 20,000 of them yeah because you can see the defensive combination you can share oh it down to
00:34:19| whatever right and then your offense you control the offensive hiring down another 5,000 so I mean within reason you can narrow it down pretty well but but otherwise there's 27,000 ish
00:34:31| combinations for a play to go go yeah so I extrapolated that even further oh so there's about 65 plays a game okay and in a game season there are 256 games in total season that's every team playing
00:34:49| each other 16 games times 16 thank you yep that makes up yeah play 16 games so you have 30 teams isn't whatever they play each other names sure 16 games 16 times yeah so there's
00:35:01| about 16 thousand total plays in a season if you were to not repeat plays then you could see every possible play there would there in a year in years two years okay all right but they were
00:35:14| probably the same place over and over you write a lot of e traverses a lot of the decide words that side allow B this play versus own this play versus man yeah a new coach only has about a
00:35:25| hundred pass plays and 20 running plays in his playbook not dougie pigs he's got I got 105 he's got two binders worth he's like to do from a waterboy Arthur Fonzarelli blah blah blah make that yeah
00:35:45| exactly the coach I forget his name Coach K coach accurate in the move right so that's my tangent let's go back to social anxiety here oh I was getting
00:35:55| nervous I thought you were never going back there I really so I guess you're talking about what you can do well I guess I'll talk about what I do so the things I get nervous about in meetings
00:36:04| it's like when he goes around the room I'm always the last one I was like I was always does because you're waiting I have a wall on my last name begins now medical boy mm-hmm yeah and this at the
00:36:15| end so I always be waiting so like I just like listen to what other people were trying to say and then modify what I'm gonna say my you're about to mm-hmm you're like you're like what was met
00:36:26| with good phrase mmm damn so we shrug I'm gonna use that I used to care more which is impossible to change in your mind a little bit you you said I used to care more so you did change it
00:36:38| yeah so I reduce the amount of caring and then if you got I'm better because you don't care a little bit also not not doing things verbatim not trying to repeat what you say like in your mind
00:36:49| you're recording it you can't you can for Elliott I'm saying then once your two words off now you're trying to catch the third word or someone asks you if time yeah right you're you're thrown way
00:36:58| too all you gotta agree that and you know just listen to like your heart go you gotta get get a little tense go excited yeah it's gonna happen right yeah and then a nice deep breath because
00:37:08| the nice deep breath kind of calms you down oh yeah extra oxygen in your body no - its low - man yeah like it's like on an airplane on an airplane they have heightened levels of o2 and the gas
00:37:20| magic ed timing oh yeah cuz it that landed in Philadelphia didn't it was on that damn plane and so did someone get sucked out so what happened is she got half sucked out and who she was leading
00:37:33| the mole or she's young wait did she she or she died oh no shame so we can't yeah we can't tell jokes about it but I don't know what happened like was she towards the
00:37:44| window a big hole in the window area and she got sucked halfway out like to her feet and I think the crew pulled her back in and tried to do CPR on her but I think the blades messed her up
00:37:54| or the fuselage or she hit something pretty hard I would imagine the blade is probably right near her so if if she said if she didn't get hit by the blade then getting sucked out of here like
00:38:07| that's gonna it's kind of me is but I guess he also real quick I imagine you have no idea it's over maybe depends what part of your body gets sucked out your bassist was at her face yeah oh
00:38:20| there front half yeah that's why she died and you fix iation maybe yeah good but anyway um I think and see this is the problem with social media and everything recorded in a million
00:38:36| conversations being recorded every day is now they're like Southwest was told by one engineer that they should check the blades after one year in South Wessex now meaning sure I don't think
00:38:47| you're gonna do that to every blade no exactly exactly but the fact that someone died and this story's out here of course they're all I got you know I mean mm-hmm
00:38:57| there will be a counter story for every story that we see I feel like there's not a level of focus there as well because I listen to the the pilot talking to the ground
00:39:08| they had a recording of it another islet was extremely calm so there's a period where you're like he might not know also do you think he knew so I know she had no idea I think she knew oh did she she
00:39:19| said so long guy all right yeah she said they needed medical assistance so I'm pretty sure someone okay she probably didn't it okay yeah but there's there's level there were like you're doing your
00:39:28| day job and then there's like an oh shit like I need to focus I know like everything's going online you're like you're going a mile a minute trying to dry things out do you how do you do in
00:39:36| crises this is interesting because uh my dad is really calm and my mom is the complete opposite yeah she's okay I'll tell a story about my mom here so we're going on a trip to Italy and we're
00:39:51| waiting for the plane and my mom had lost her ticket to get on the plane but we're waiting for it so we're not in line yet so my mom runs over to the kiosk to get another ticket so we're
00:40:01| waiting for her to get back to our group because we didn't move from the same spot and then we look over and my mom is almost boarding the plane she's already in line boarding the plane
00:40:09| and we're like she's like looking around to ever sleep thinking that were pushing when she thought everyone left yeah so that that I get that feeling like I think I'm a little bit of both like I
00:40:23| get that feeling they should be nervous but in the real scheme of things if you're really calm and just take it easy like things will just work out fine if you're like except once in a while how
00:40:33| about this an approaching wave of water or approaching or something crazy coming towards you what if the one guys like hold on here the crazy and then like one guys like
00:40:46| I'm friggin running and he's running full-speed and the guy who's like hey I just wanted to talk to you and the animal just Klaus I know I could see the expert being like yeah bears you have to
00:40:59| stand your ground a guy who ran first is still like yeah oh my god I'm fine I mean that's the danger of the calm person right yeah yeah the overly calm that everything's gonna be fine because
00:41:15| in reality you don't know that everything will not be fine because the people who thought everything was gonna be fine are probably already gone and did in the past and will be dead in the
00:41:25| future yeah nihilism around I am this is weird I'm immune I'm a very calm person when crises hit no I'm just like yo everybody I was driving into our house we moved
00:41:46| out of because we had it for another two weeks because of the lease to go clean up it's like dusk and I drove back the old road so like an eight-minute 10-minute
00:41:55| Drive and I'm behind this car and it's supposed to be making a left at this real it's a real weird intersection it's like at angles and like go up the hill to make a left
00:42:05| no mic what is this jackass doing and I'm like Hakan i honk at it twice because the light was green no one was coming I was like come on it's getting dark and I lowered my music after I
00:42:15| honked and I heard kids yelling and I was like so I put like my Jeep in park and I walked out and I was like is this person like asleep on their wheel like dead or like you know passed out or
00:42:29| drunk or who knows and as I get closer there's three kids screaming and I go over there and it was a woman and they're like 30s or so just slumped over the wheel like this as you can't move
00:42:41| but her foot must be on the brake I look in the back of the minivan and there are three kids aged like five seven and nine ish and they're screaming and they're asking for help
00:42:52| and now I'm like alone in the intersection oh hey can I help you huh I'm like what's going on here I'm trying to figure this out and I remember I touched the woman because I didn't want
00:43:03| to like kosher grabber I don't know if she just got hit I don't know what's up you just murdered touched her I said yeah yeah it's over somehow there's a gun in your you did she looked up at me
00:43:14| like this and when she rules I was like I think it was see her type look to her good idea said hey kids can you talk to me and they said yeah yeah and all three we're talking at once I was like I'm not
00:43:28| gonna get an answer like is your mom or whoever okay and they were like uh all yelling at once that's like me hold on i called 9-1-1 like I'm at an intersection there's a
00:43:40| lady out and they're like is she okay she hurt did she get hit I was like I don't know just sends on and they're like is she is her car okay and I'm like I guess I don't see any dents it was
00:43:50| just the weirdest thing and I couldn't answer any question she asked and I said please send help and I'm talking to the kids and they're like there are three kids here they need help village is
00:44:00| still running and I'm like cause her foot break of the park it I am ipler didn't park I reached over her and put it in park as I was like she's gonna like go like in the middle all this
00:44:08| stuff yeah I'm talking to the kids and I said did your mom get hit did you guys get hit by a car and two of them say yes one says no and then I said I did a car hit you is again and they all said no
00:44:22| and so I said okay well did any other car bump your car and they all said yes and one said no and I was like ha ha ha so and this is one exactly and she's like did someone hit their car sir do
00:44:42| you know what's going on sir and I was like I have no idea anyway eventually cops showed up and stuff and all I don't know they tell you leave because you weren't part of the accident exactly
00:44:54| that's definitely mazing thing is like cops probably deal with it all the time Isis right what was I gonna say but at the same time I want know what happened are these kids okay was she a druggie
00:45:04| and she's a bear was totally fine and someone hit her and then they left the scene and then she had a seizure a minute later or something
00:45:11| I have no idea was are the kids okay is everyone okay I don't know and I wish I could know that stuff but there's no way to in a can't trace back and that's not gonna show up for a police report you
00:45:22| know what I mean like you can't go on the reporter or whatever and check the course I'd be like woman found a talent Alan ich row dish is a real road but he's nearby yeah I I was like a minute
00:45:34| behind someone getting t-boned and their car was still in the intersection and I think a teenager had hit them so the teenager was off to the side crying and just being hysterical and no one pulled
00:45:45| over so I pulled over and then the woman was still in her car just like holding on a steering wheel and I was just like you're fine there just stay right there and as soon as Lee and who's like just
00:45:54| like she was just shot right in the moment the cop pulled up he was like did you see the accident I said no and then he's like okay can get out of here like like I just was helping her and oh no
00:46:06| you need me to you're like okay you feel like you should do something but you don't know what is she do so the cop know is just control the situation like minimum right but I guess his eye he
00:46:15| wants as few people as possible involved yeah like you just know do you broke up with your wife you just had a bad day you had a great day he doesn't know if you're horny he's like hey what's going
00:46:26| on his new you from Adam he's like just you're not involved please leave do you think a cop assumes that most people are positive or negative or like he like Good Samaritans you shouldn't find and
00:46:37| try to find it I think a cop thinks a person tries to inject themselves into the narrative like they trying to my soul on the murder like yeah they're like I saw the murder and he's like
00:46:48| would you see nearly well they were already dead he was five maybe seven inches I don't know he was bigger she was dark to light a shadow and sure there was a peg leg or a cane I can't
00:47:06| the cops probably like please yeah they're honestly more harm than good I say did this like icebreakers oh dude you hate any speakers it's pretty love Arthur well think about this you can you
00:47:31| can turn them into the joke you could bullshit you anything ah yeah but like think of the ice breaker the iceberg is the ultimate joke it's like not we're supposed to communicate talk about
00:47:41| jackoff I mean like it whatever you can do whatever you want to slant the boss as the bad guy you wanna slant the guy hey the guy who made ice breakers but he never got laid like you know I mean you
00:47:51| can say it to a stranger maybe like get your right what's your name where are you from and what do you like like anything says that are you told joke you're like my name's Monteagle
00:48:02| ignorant and you killed my father I like revenge she's like that that would be better right you have to turn the game on its head you have to communicate with people just
00:48:18| communicate like the room I guess the difference is they I don't know like your icebreakers because you went to a non engineering curriculum my engineering curriculum would like people
00:48:29| were like for beta David well that's why you have to be the nut for Batum that's what I'm time to be the outlier you don't want to be crazy it's like there's a preset idea of what you should be
00:48:42| right you have to just do a crazy thing that's all it's just a one-time thing maybe you've never even told joke again how funny would that be really big joke oh yeah ice break your day you're like
00:48:55| telling jokes you're doing the double gun shooters you're like best friends with everyone you're high-fiving people you never met you're like hey pres or like does only people are going nuts and
00:49:05| then like the next day they're like this guy's wild you kind of meet him and you're like yeah I'm working I'll talk to you later you're like super boring it was burning
00:49:14| oh really Wow so your limitations yeah what are they gonna do hold you just some weird no you funny yeah they hold that please piece of paper like you were funny on ice break
00:49:30| day you have to be funny again yeah see I can see doing that like the problems like motivation they're like the whole motivation your motivation probably to like get like the
00:49:41| live in the party like that's your drive my drive would be like drive is to live in the party I want to see what people do the reaction yeah that's my favorite part
00:49:52| some people are like oh they're like oh they're like I'll be double funny and they double down they say like big words but you got to know early you have to go first I never got to go first that's the
00:50:16| problem too I can't get the reaction out of people shit my whole life is geared to the last person yet people in the first half of the alphabet are funnier or like more not funnier more apt to
00:50:28| social interaction than people with the last half well then show me your funniest comedians the ted berg is actually he was not funny well he was funny but not socially yeah
00:50:39| yeah yeah Dane Cook is a see okay yeah Jim Gaffigan is kind of funny and that's G yeah Chris Rock no that's our girl Steve Carell oh okay yeah that's the see I don't know I'd have to do some
00:50:55| research you know I'm gonna go back place one now you have to come back with this one comedians names and then the average like district distribution maybe that's my next week's research project
00:51:05| you can do it if anyone can do it mmm-hmm so we're talking about like things that help your cause when you're trying to do social anxiety ish stuff there's a word for stuff that does not
00:51:19| help you but you do anyway like you bite your nails or you blink her habits did we talk about in a previous episode I was going to bring this up in habits but it never came up so palliative how it
00:51:30| palliative I guess you'd call Mike habits palliative habits so like you like chew your nails or your like bite your lip or your blanket solidly
00:51:40| yeah like things like that don't actually help you when you're trying to do like public speaking but they helped me they mentally somehow like trigger you
00:51:50| to to feel better even though you don't do better so you think they're I think they're time killers to you and mentally mentally distraction mental distractions right right like they fill up a space
00:52:04| where you're going up instead of just going like this I think we should go to the store and like you know he doesn't look then you're like I think we should good store today we should you feel
00:52:20| exactly like one of my my sister's bosses I fixed one of his computers and his name was Barry and Barry was older and he looked like maybe a I say like a bohemian Santa Claus
00:52:34| it's like a long white Mane and a beard but he like really like dark skin but he wasn't like I don't know what he was he was something but like in the middle of a sentence he was just like so I was
00:52:49| telling your sister to go and do and then he'd just like see that paperwork for yeah that's the other damn thing you know what makes me nervous at work or social anxiety and then you look at some
00:53:03| of the bosses and you're like that guy senses like that that should make you feel like no matter what you do you're finishing a damn sentence like there anything that stuff that stuff helps my
00:53:18| cause and it'll rhyme or reason to who's in charge you know when that's how you have to really look at it feel like I'm not sure this guy's the CEO he's just been here the longest
00:53:28| it's like his literal only redeeming quality was that he was here for a long long time yeah he's really good at being here for a wall he's really good at being here I think what do you think
00:53:45| about stuttering I find it fascinating that singing cured stuttering so people can't stutter when they sing is that it wait do you know this I don't know this one kids who stutter
00:53:59| oftentimes they accent repeat like a song especially real bad stutters like once you can't get through all set like you know they're like yeah yeah if you ask them to sing a song they know they
00:54:11| can sing it like they just sing it they don't stutter they don't stop and got a rhythm going I just start going I guess and they they think from what I've read eight years ago I'm read any
00:54:24| research on it recently so it's all probably outdated all wrong you can correct me in the comments I think a different part of the brain is used for music than speech I guess and so a vocal
00:54:36| melody is more a melody than it is a vocalization does that make sense it does kind of make sense I'm curious about is so most people are socially anxious because they're thinking about
00:54:48| what other people are doing some of you had us like to stutterers trying to talk to each other and they had never met before do you think that the other one do you
00:54:56| think that they'd be perceived the other each other as mocking each other when they're trying to talk normally but they're stuttering anyway because they're like permanent setters not after
00:55:07| like five sentences so you tell them I think the first two sentences like do you think they need each other immediately best friends I belong BFF ayyy ayyy ayyy are you stuttering no and
00:55:27| ever and ever and ever again no I mean that makes sense the only thing I will say is social so I look at my kid right now and he's not even kindergarten yet and um can't could care
00:55:46| less what the other kids do he's like best friends with some kid named Matt yeah you know in that view was I'm looking out for you Matthew okay yeah but um right now he doesn't care
00:55:57| like if I ask him he'll talk about the kids like how how was your day okay good yeah whatever they don't care who's your friend Matthew there yes Matthew funny you know he's very funny I'm like okay
00:56:10| okay well what's funny of that I'm like I don't get it what what's the funny about him yes there kid he's like he doesn't really have an answer for me but like I
00:56:19| feel like in two years oh he'll jump to one year maybe even on up Oh like here um my son's cousin is one year older exactly and she called me today it was her first day of regular
00:56:32| school I was driving and talking to her I was like I can't talk I gotta go and she's like uncle Nicky uncle Nicky and you know she's telling me about a day and I was like okay how was your day I
00:56:43| have a new friend named Tyler Owen it's Owen and she write you know and I was like well what's so great about Owen is he funny she's like no not really and I was like what is he is he cool is he
00:56:54| nice is he uh I was a cute I can't have got four year old with you cute but like it's just so weird like it's starting and then by five and six I imagine they'll be able to tell you not just
00:57:07| tell me but they'll be able to recognize what they like and their friends like not at 3:00 or so it's like just any one of the listens to you as your friend four and five it's anyone who likes the
00:57:17| same stuff as you or you can make laugh but then by like ten and twelve and stop like soon it's very complex and then by like 1516 the friend is more important than the family which is crazy to me but
00:57:31| that's where I was right is that where you were like 15 where you're like mom a dad you don't understand my friends get it like do you mean it's such a weird thing that you think
00:57:42| that's that's at that point your life strangers are more important than your family one of the statistics was that social anxiety is set right after puberty because kids before that time
00:57:54| don't have any drive to do anything other than just to enjoy themselves exist don't you ever not like sexual connection tension and stuff then it
00:58:03| like becomes more awkward and you're trying to compete and right you're leaving for ladies you're trying to impress that's where that's where the most socially awkward conversations crop
00:58:15| up yeah this is the this is the part of the podcast that's painful mmm I'd say I've the worst time all the worst hitting on women that's his stuff so first time I've had
00:58:30| going after women was probably in college even though her high school was all men I had more women in high school than I had wait you're smart school were you did
00:58:41| you have wingmen I see it going only that that's the problem is that the wingman I had there was probably wasn't the goalie we know they'd rotate through I'd have like five friends and like two
00:58:53| of them were able to do normal speech to talk to other ones they would drag you down or not have any quality or they do something awkward so like I remember going to the gym and like they're
00:59:07| attractive women at the gym and the ratio was terrible it was probably like a 1 to 3 ratio of women and men so like what three men okay yeah yeah it's fun like it's the opposite but I
00:59:19| didn't never noticed you didn't capitalize only notice I didn't capitalize those dating someone who I for like two of the years of college but like I'm at the gym and like you have to
00:59:31| awkwardly break into their exercise routine which they probably don't like anyway because there's so many men that probably do that anyway and that's already like the tension that builds up
00:59:39| before you even talk to them do it at the gym thank you can't do it yeah you can do it at the gym if you're a and X long and you're like if so you have to like say hi and that's it and just like
00:59:50| ears here's the problem make them aware of you hi brain if you're not the most physically powerful specimen and attractive and something else later yeah you got it then you just kind of mess it
01:00:03| up there workout routine yeah it's hard it's 13 it feels strange until you find somebody that actually like it's weird because people may actually genuinely like you and then you just need to break
01:00:14| into their bubble but other people don't care about you at all and like breaking into their bubbles impossible so they're just like right right you won't know until you try yeah or they try we're
01:00:25| very smart so you don't know who's supposed to try you say something like I could tell certain women like me because of the way like even like regardless of the situation their temperament was
01:00:35| always the same there was one biology class where we had to like test row P or something and like for some reason there was like we all went to the bathrooms to pee in a cup and like there
01:00:47| was conversation on the way back with this one woman about God knows what but it was like we had a conversation while we're holding our respective pee it's like she likes me there's no way that
01:00:59| she doesn't like me having the best view switch yeah slight rain chance so I'm curious if you've ever failed horribly oh my god all the time yeah you heard there's some assumption up I'm bad with
01:01:25| women because I don't care enough like but I do I'm like I don't care please please oh just try harder I'm looking at try harder just like you know if you don't like always in between those two
01:01:40| states like that's just where I am and I realized that there are some things I could never compete with like I never it's the guy at the party that's like almost like six and a half feet
01:01:50| tall and just door and then all the way right there will always be that one guy and I really this was one of my best friends in college Dan it was like he um he was that guy like he was like I guess
01:02:03| a super good-looking guy with like super good-looking hair and we would go to hockey together and it would be like a Wednesday or a Thursday and he'd be like some I go to the bar I'm like we we
01:02:14| stink like our hockey gear like we gotta go home shower and throw in some nicer clothes maybe like that I just trust me and we go to the bar and I trust him and all these troubles are you trying to
01:02:25| fuck me no it was good right and they would like baby all over him and I was like I stink and they're like yeah you stink then they'd be like all over and we're like oh it's not a stink thing you
01:02:37| just like this guy yeah right and some guys have it some guys don't I didn't have it so so and that's the other thing I didn't understand anyone anyone out there who says I got a move
01:02:50| or a line doesn't work what I don't who you are like do you magic she mentions the nerdiest % was like is that a mirror your pants right yeah but either way do you think a girl's like
01:03:07| wow he said such a funny one line he's mine but no one would ever do that that's so weird I guess it depends on the type of your woman you're going after - is that the women you're
01:03:17| probably like or want to be intellectuals with though will they buy that line and you'd be like no not gonna are they are they out shopping on a Thursday like 10 p.m. at the local bar
01:03:27| go grocery store just wait by the beer aisle buying smuggled beverages are ya over 21 I just said dammit I guess I'll see that's my fuck up every single line and then be like god damn it it's
01:03:59| interesting though the like the one woman I ended up marrying like no more instant connection and then I saw out of the grocery store she was looking at she was in the meat aisle and I like I don't
01:04:12| know if I said anything about like hey you check it out this meat and then like I feel like I feel like I did and then she asked me to do something I said I wanna do that and cup Guyler yeah oh my
01:04:23| I wanna do that part we'll watch a movie with you those like is very casual and and easy and maybe that's supposed to happen maybe you get much like oh great you have to oh there's a medium and Sun
01:04:33| mmm fireworks romance novel type stuff and there is that stuff but it's not like it happens in the movie no that's stupid if you wait for that yeah we know Fifty
01:04:46| Shades are going to say one thing about different type of anxiety it's still social anxiety but so this is a real story so I went to this this pizza shop that just opened up we like literally my
01:04:59| wife and I we were the first customers and we got a free slice of pie the end of the meal he says it would help me a lot if he just you know post it on Yelp and say how
01:05:08| much of a great meal you had I'm not a Yelp guy yeah well I didn't put anything on Yelp about him what do you got what do you got um login to the user Yelp again Google over Fennell I'm not a Yelp
01:05:19| guy I don't have Yelp in it but it's it's based on an account yeah or do you have to sign up for Yelp to do it I don't I don't use Yelp well how do you know it's just not I never put I've
01:05:33| never posted about a restaurant on Yelp ever so I go back there a second time because it was good pizza and and I'm having a pizza the guy comes out again and he's like oh your customer I'm like
01:05:43| yeah he's like thank you for posting on Yelp but I like well I can't tell you the honest answers I didn't do it like yeah no problem I guess he doesn't know isn't it yeah that's awesome but I like
01:05:55| that shit and like hey kickback free slice of pie huh time didn't yeah mm-hmm but now every time I go in there he knows exactly who I am he thinks I promote no he thinks he knows who you
01:06:08| are dude hey thanks someone else he's probably oh my god this is even worse he probably goes to the first review that was positive thinks it was you clicks on their picture clicks on
01:06:18| their link it's probably like this person's great Bravo Chavez Chavez is my man and you're like my name's not I'm sure yeah sure no I can live up to that false idea of Who I am
01:06:31| every time I go in to get a pizza to shake his hand smile at him and say oh it's delicious what I will end this on is that as you're like five and six there's that who cares
01:06:46| thing maybe even seven and eight you become aware that some people are different and you hate them because they're different like it's elitism vicious hate ever it's like kids beat up
01:06:56| kids like people think like kids are the purest thing in the world kids are awful they are terrible depression yeah oh no do they ex true I'm using the wrong word but extra day
01:07:07| what is a fervor no no where you leave someone out of a group extra dict excommunicate Thank You that'll work I don't think it was a word but that worked
01:07:21| thanks communicate like one kid because he has a pimple or something like or he has like hey guys I have a problem where I put there like B we hate you haha it's the right foot left foot group like
01:07:32| that's not nice but like then you get to an age where hormones are going crazy and you don't like the kids who aren't as attractive and then college comes around either way there's groups there's
01:07:45| groups you're you're always in and out of groups I find so now that we're on the other side of 30 the groups have changed if the groups there's just parents and not pants
01:07:56| so this is interesting I'm going to a concert with my music friends tomorrow and it's like my old music buddies like we used to we just smoke Drake go hard like what sparked a hey and now I feel
01:08:10| like we're all adults with families except for your friend like and we're trying to figure out well no no we're trying to figure out like when we go to a concert together it's like a big deal
01:08:22| it's like hey yeah I haven't seen in a while dude can I drink a beer at your car like I don't know them anymore hmm like I haven't talked for you I don't know have they I talked to them once
01:08:36| every eight weeks like do you know what I mean it's a win say free right restricted and it that happens everywhere over 30 I imagine maybe 40 but it but before I get all caught up in
01:08:52| it I'm sure it happened to my parents when you were growing up weren't you're like why don't my parents have more friends like me so there's really because of me yeah it was but I think
01:09:04| I'm always like I had friends I can't wait to call my friend and talk to him on the phone hey mom and dad my best friend is gonna be my best friend for the rest of my life like I feel like
01:09:14| telling them that when I was like 14 or year old or 37 year old gonna be like friends are the worst yeah like time say hi they moved on they're very into Trump and this whole
01:09:30| David hog thing and they're like not into it weird interests that don't make it right right right but over the course of a life you're gonna find those things
01:09:39| happen right yeah so is the new friend someone who just used to be your friend no no on Facebook all your uh grade school friends they still your real good friends
01:09:51| no I don't just any of those yeah no no I will bring us up good jackfruit you're gonna be with me on jackfruit I glanced at jackfruit it was disturbing yeah so I'm gonna I brought
01:10:11| up an image here and then uh the hoping fruit yields sweet delicious pods that tastes like banana man I'm talking cuz it's massive it is poking it is okay banana mango and pineapple which is
01:10:24| accurate it does taste a bit like mango pie yeah yeah boy so this thing weighs I spent 10 bucks on this thing oh yeah I thought it'd be interesting and I was wondering like I'm regular good yeah its
01:10:42| perseverance wait I thought that was my favorite part of the whole things Joe man share with friends Winky Winky so this thing I'm gonna skip right to picture of it and I'm showing a picture
01:10:55| of it so like it has this like spining exterior so like it's not like you can like pocket the thing it's massive like you could put it in a backpack it's bigger than a water watermelon that's
01:11:06| impossible you get sharing it with friends causes you pain because it spikes your fingers and then I also noticed that it's only sat on my counter for like two days it
01:11:17| got bad it went bad well the spiny parts of it like I guess it's impossible to clean because it's spikey so like it started growing like weird stuff on the bottom and like it's
01:11:26| kind of mold Valley no I'm out you're out before I even got to the detectors my the delicious pineapple a mango banana part it was weird that those round brown things in it or they the
01:11:40| fruit part not at the party or nuts I don't think he oh this you don't okay got a reaction no idea that's not yeah the weird part is that also the interior is like sap from a tree so they
01:11:56| say they tell you to like dip your knife in like vegetable oil and I'm like that's weird until you cut into it and you get the SAP on your hands and you're like son of a bitch
01:12:05| mmm this is the most impossible fruit to eat we're just so weird it sounds like such a manufacturer in breadfruit like know what I mean yeah it try to get the best of everything but
01:12:18| it's like a little bit of the best but a little bit the worse though everything so I think of the reverse maybe it's the only fruit that hasn't been manufactured in a way that's edible you wrap that's
01:12:27| like like the seed is covered by this the fruit part of it that you can actually eat if they could make it like a banana or like an apple where you could just do the end of it yeah it'd be
01:12:37| edible and people would like it I wouldn't eat it like I think it tasted okay interesting it was interesting and like I could nibble on it looks like a jerky but not
01:12:48| as a fruit had super good health reasons or effects you'd be like I'm okay with this yeah but because it doesn't you're like I don't I'll say it hmm so yeah don't enjoy it with friends cuz you have
01:13:01| to carry it and cut it open and then they'd have to be disgusted by all the SAP on their hands interesting well Jack drew really sums up the podcast I'd say jackfruit yeah
01:13:14| thanks for listening I appreciate it I appreciate all the listeners I appreciate it more just put a note there I'm paying her and it's appreciated the more know about that one thank you
01:13:26| we do like you we like yeah
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