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00:00:00| and I'm dan and I'm Nick Oh welcome look I'm Nick together we want to be on hand or we're here coming live from our homes yeah indeed we're in your home this is my personal space and I hope you
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00:00:49| inference signs of yours we can't control those we cannot control you people don't know and where it's long home first really her party is though I do I like it better than uppers actually
00:01:00| unbirth verse reminds me of appears at the past time so we've got you have a little bit of a new segment and by a little bit I mean this is a new segment oh I was gonna move it to the end
00:01:17| actually we can move we could shift it around depending on how you want to do it yeah see how this goes that's uh I want you to do that okay let's move this step back and to shift around I'm
00:01:28| shifting everything around here let's start with the smirk or smile let's start with telling all the 18 and under really oh yeah cuz the other age age-restricted
00:01:40| I would rather the most read about us in the news that's good send out a lot of an ass that's filtered out now roughly press the light subscribe button but do not watch yep
00:01:57| make sure you pause the video as soon as you watch it calls it made it was a baby in the background of a computer that you don't use with no value yes volume and make sure no one could do it or turn it
00:02:09| off the loop it five times yeah and if you work in like a Best Buy just turn it on every computer yeah good if it's um looks reasonable goes well what
00:02:26| we have in store for the folks today I'm in like that yeah pull the fish is the fish so let's start off with the smirk or smile this is my head but I don't really have anything I just I think
00:02:44| either but um as you can tell from my view of the blow with sunglasses concealer hen egg roaster motor I've got a conscience I get that cop walking uh-huh
00:02:56| we were actually me my family went to the shore over eight New Jersey focus on almost fantastic fantastic you do know as it as a dad vacations change you start to wonder about drink
00:03:14| [Music] that's too but I used to do that well this 21 you know now it's like I got a pack the car oh I get up I get a unpack the car
00:03:24| I got a move on this stuff I gotta get all the stuff ready to go onto the beach I got to push the car and then when I do drink I'm gonna realize I got to push the cart back and move all this stuff
00:03:34| again and then I'm like well I'll work I'm tired I need a drink you got a really moderate your moderation go it's being an adult folks yeah wouldn't say it's just being an adult somewhere in
00:03:47| between better bring it back to actually early this month I went to a wedding and that was definitely a smile okay we got hammered dance lee crazy yeah I really enjoyed I was I was the
00:04:03| crazy guy on the dance floor which never happened yeah and I stuck to the right drink because I felt great I still got a little hungover but real was the voice I
00:04:12| think it was rum and coke with the card and think it was no pretended they had yeah that was the starter that was the starter like five drinks or so I'd it out mmm-hmm yeah well you always get
00:04:26| people that come up with random drink so then you're just like I guess we'll take you because you're nice you're chatting see on the I don't adhere to the beer before liquor get there quicker
00:04:37| look at before beer never been queer was it that food was beautiful or liquor never been sicker it sounds all right I think that's without right like here before yeah that's yep
00:04:47| beer beer and then liquor that said hey like a I don't know there's also a thing about clear liquor red wine gives you different hangover then white wine liquor does something different to you
00:04:59| they all they don't get the job but they give you different drunks the angle different vo Lu listen is do we listen to our friends podcast about this yes good shout out don't you shout out so if
00:05:10| you guys up you shit out really good friends with a podcast they're like they love this episode yeah we're as far as friends go there pretty tight those two guys cancer in
00:05:22| love yeah pity Lopez we we like them and it was what was the deal when you would talk about the deal behind science oh yeah I don't actually believe any of it cuz if I'm in a wedding I'd go wild I
00:05:34| grab a wine let's go I grab the pocket drink let's go faster I drink like three beers in a row and they're different beers because I want to try all the niceties of the way do you know what
00:05:47| it's simple everything that's a example with the Z yes okay it's an example white minor is a red wine because that makes a difference both I will literally try both sometimes you're immune right
00:06:01| well I'm going to get really drunk at a wedding I'm going to dance really hard I'm going to go way too late I'll even throw in energy drinks and stuff the next day I feel like dying which
00:06:12| overdid it one night in the shore I was making a snap montage and I kept opening cans and drinking and drinking and drinking but 14 la I wanted to finish the montage and to do that I had to keep
00:06:25| drinking so it stayed up on the last night before we left for like like two hours after I was ready to go to bed and just had to keep drinking I'm sad to death for about a day day and a half and
00:06:38| I feel good now and good I can it's good it's your family sitting there like goading you on or they Stern no no no um they disapprove of my snapchat entirely how they do oh yeah dude it was
00:06:53| it was powerful I was doing it solely for myself it was like do you remember in college when you stood up do a case for any sort we're gonna finish this have a mission and you did it like it
00:07:04| was like a man I got a goal it wasn't just catch the drinking that's what it was but I set the goal for I'm not sure why you felt good ambushed I guess I guess felt like afterwards because you
00:07:21| were a loner at that point oh my god I think it was the last person drinking I think like everyone was ready to go to bed and I was like oh I just gotta get one more snap of me over the beer you
00:07:30| know you having a flashback back to your college days and you're like everyone's just like it - thing you know Shing like teeth no everyone's like Nichkhun child he's crying he's go to the ER and I'm
00:07:43| like lord responsibles yep so like I was saying I'm very responsible and it's a short trip mm-hmm but I also you're you know doing to get to the science of what they said on their podcast we can well
00:08:01| do you wanna be a hangover cure there's tons of this important part yeah hangover cure was what like something greasy and a some reason because they had some sort of now they said on
00:08:11| Gatorade but they weren't allowed to use it on her verts right and potassium they said oddly enough bananas correct so you didn't say banana read it when I hated rat grease they're not affiliated with
00:08:24| bananas so they couldn't use bananas you can't say Club dick Chiquita you can't use any of those can't even say banana not represented by Brazil bubbly mmm that makes it that's come
00:08:40| from and who ie I think but maybe it's probably yeah or Hawaiian banana but bananas we rely on pineapples whatever or whatever forgetting
00:08:52| Alaska you think it Laska actually grows anything or they just like live off of seal fish whales fish trees they hope the fish like eat something fresh down the bottom of the ocean and then they
00:09:06| don't eat that of its stomach there's got to be a crop that grows in Alaska you know a party at property kelp kinds of showings actually in reality is what the eyes met population in the US and
00:09:19| Alaska yeah there's some drugs it's like ramping up there I think it's mad but what else you doing I guess it's one of those weird things that like people start doing meth and really boring areas
00:09:30| it's boring what our listener is all right yeah I know I said brother listen no I forgot I shout out to our Alaskan subscriber who doesn't do that or if he does charge him anyways go you buddy
00:09:46| yeah we're not when I am a judge not even a little bit we don't pander we don't judge that's who he is and the other the other hangover logic that they gave us was a
00:09:57| the carbonation affects your the rate of alcohol a Viper take wouldn't they disagree with what I just said earlier which could be very true there's minds yes their science II and then the color
00:10:07| and it's a clear liquid it's much better for you hey darken otherwise right what is interesting and I would like a real great study actually dealing this is a big segue I'm planning hate when
00:10:23| scientific studies solve something that's cool like I think it's a cool folk lore or maybe it is real like aurora borealis now human or like like my dad swears that um tequila makes him
00:10:41| turn into a monster I've never seen my dad drink tequila I'm thirty some years off old and he's never done it he's got the point Stacy Layne angry cheese when he just wished he says he starts
00:10:53| punching things he goes insane like he's driving you drunk probably not though reasons not been actual right but then like he'll have other mixed drinks in he's fine and I
00:11:05| know other we're like all men I can't have Jose Cuervo well that's another tequila but I'm all when we don't drink Jameson I'll get like stupid if I want to fight the
00:11:17| world you're like okay but like everyone like I drink Goldschlager I think I can climb a mountain you know like that's weird and like so I climb the nearest building I'm a Goldschlager guy really
00:11:32| you give him gold fire in there they are climbing a gorgeous leopard he's non panda alright oh definitely but do you um do you have a crazy I feel like science would disprove this
00:11:52| but I don't know what would actually what the liquor actually is it was at this club called the jungle and they had a drink called Red Death the Red Death doesn't yeah whatever it whatever is in
00:12:07| that it just messed everyone up it's probably one of those like it's like I've ever had Skippy's before I don't give you yeah so sleep burger is if he's poor oh um I guess you do because you're
00:12:19| not gonna drink just one cuz you can't taste the alcohol in it that's the whole trick right sir eastern PA we call its kid be together you can drink as much as you want it still just skip be
00:12:29| interesting for the folks at home it's like a 24 pack of like the cheapest beer you can find like a handle or two cheapest pocket on true time country time lemonade mix or that sucker in
00:12:46| maybe that's like Carboni order I think it's something carbide it's great that's right that sounds that sounds about right and then the trip in eastern PA is you
00:12:58| have to mix it in a trash bag yeah I feel like as a group there must have been like a dozen of us enjoying Skippy's and when the day occurred it shifted over to like maybe like
00:13:17| nighttime didn't didn't happen like we all woke up in different places wearing like clothing we've never liked one one girl over war yeah one girl woke up in her
00:13:27| winter jacket sleeping on the floor that's like she didn't even know how she got there if I'm gonna fall asleep I need to stay warm Oh what did that yeah yeah yeah that
00:13:41| night that night was good that's that's one of those things I could relive if I could go back if your son's watching this for you 21 I was in college my son's watching I was 22 I tried a beer
00:14:00| when I turned 21 it wasn't for me so I stayed away from it and got good grades and in 22 I had a couple crazy nights that's it and it only took one crazy night to ruin your life now I lean up
00:14:16| back to you my son anyway we were talking about our weddings and so later weddings are the peak of a human interaction I think I think it's good when you're not personally involved with
00:14:31| them you're just kind of associated I'll be a just outside the circle otherwise you're too busy and it's good when they're younger to like the group the people getting married the pleasure
00:14:40| right in the room right well the whole party but everybody's younger because any you eat there anything what is it the biggest age disparity is between a couple getting married and their party
00:14:53| like do you think like a 20 year old and a 21 year old getting married and they had like older brothers and sisters at work plus 40 like 50 midnight and the best man was 51 the other the groove
00:15:05| noir 52 and 53 nobody under the age of that and then they were like they were like this is a swing good time yeah we're making dancing movements for those of the country someone out there is had
00:15:23| that yeah everyone not visualizing this yeah I guess it's possibility down or like a disparity between like bride and groom it could be like 20 or 30 difference and it's like clear
00:15:35| delineation of between like families yes that could be a movie or not actually kids would be as old as look the adults and yo yeah and then they could hook up with each other's you know that family
00:15:51| tree let's make it my family dreams like Naru Luke's boy okay that was oak so we're cutting that out yeah that was all free looking I'm not thinking that who's the cover yep but a better because they
00:16:16| made a movie kevin harvick greens like the best man yeah yeah pretty sure it is the name Ben because he's so good at being more hold on for the record for a while I entertained the thought that I
00:16:29| was one of the best groomsmen you could have heard quite good at it yes the speech appears a speech anyway speeches speeches I'm Dan's like a maniac and I love to mingle with strangers like
00:16:43| it's my favorite thing because I had to tell all my favorite jokes over again to reiterate over the same list I like to poke people a little bit put them outside your comfort zone and see what
00:16:56| they're like I don't want equal time I don't know anyone here do you like my cousin you're like alright really sorry they're like do you know anyone and they're like yeah always like you are
00:17:16| certainly a proper sir yeah they're all British interesting yeah Paul so this new segment so react to the existing scenario it's a situation scenario situation right hmm
00:17:34| or the situation scenario I've written down situation area Oh disparity we have a disparity here I wish we had a third Purdue to vote that's where you come in you put down the audience whether it's a
00:17:46| Aereo situation or a situation scenario that's weak and we have no views okay all right then I guess it's deadlocked at zero so you got a scenario or a situation or uh I did it's fairly boring
00:18:05| because I think about this one often I'll give it to you all right because you might never think about it or it's like I think about its all-time I think about everything all the time
00:18:13| there were steps so go baby with it even do not answer to this question hmm all right let's say there's a solar flare while you're at work okay and all electronics stop GPS cellphones traffic
00:18:32| lights your car won't start everything's off do you try and walk oh you gotta steal a bike obviously I'm pretty sure there's a bike yeah there's a lot of foreigners we just
00:18:55| didn't sold in partners they're always biking aren't they damn well I think the Europeans like to bike but these foreigners are not to Europeans but someone somewhere is quite here yes is
00:19:08| the rickshaw you grabbed it's still a rickshaw and then make somebody take you under their location I was thinking you're gonna take them when you're running with it for some reason
00:19:22| I think you could just run regular you can keep all the rickshaw that would be appropriate Avenue I don't know if it comes with a pen I'm not gonna with the riffle you
00:19:39| think they bring that inside with them you might actually welcome people if you could balance it in such a way that you could run and then have them push back and you could just float in the air with
00:19:47| the you know you'd be floating like a head to the rickshaw sounds a little bit like my argument that in the rear wheel stroller where I push my son it's actually easier to push him and run
00:19:58| because my hands never go down and I'm always falling forward and I just keep rolling so I'm not actually running hmm because you know because I'm not running I'm just leaning
00:20:08| forward on the stroller and it just keeps going for lessons your your impact baby okay I think of that sometimes but I'm pretty sure there's an anti-science for that
00:20:18| I hope so you should record yourself running with hit me upload it prove this wrong prove me wrong Mythbusters they're all gonna have babies at age like 61 and point to push a baby
00:20:35| they couldn't borrow one who's in the bylaws or something or they weren't allowed near kids I'm not saying that I hope the Mythbusters I'm not saying anything about maybe they're not yours
00:20:46| old everybody by the 10th is about the caste sure don't hand it no man yeah as far as get how much you taking a bike how long would it take you honestly it's like 18 miles or something so it would
00:21:01| take me at least what for four hours maybe leave that feel like you're going around cars and all the road like what is this guy doing here you say that every every car what was this guy doing
00:21:13| here what is this guy doing here and really there's gonna solar flare that rule at all the clubs the problem is now I think people will be so nervous that you have to shelter right so you might
00:21:21| be very good husband or they're trying to get you to stay at work and you'd be like fuck fucking fuck you guys I don't want to stay even near you okay but what are your chance survival greatest in a
00:21:34| large group or now I don't think so because you run food and then all of your Freya's right yes they true but but isn't that how civilization is based the reason you don't live alone is because
00:21:49| you can delineate responsibilities and like you know someone we turn to food someone's in charge healthcare Celine Curtis tonight I guess fit me making all these
00:21:56| delineations in six hours is a little definitely over six thousand years your than her armor do you need to be our gladiator yeah I I can barely walk battle with their gun
00:22:12| they're running down the office hallways to prove who gets the food Alice tink it's a yeah I just imagine like you know there's that one movie about the soccer team
00:22:23| that crashes on like one of the mountains have you seen this one occult I think it's called airplane Mike people there Pat that's a commie but doesn't think there's no Leslie
00:22:32| Nielsen it's really funny yeah not this one there's one that they crash and then they have to decide who gets even know he says and stop calling me Shirley I've seen it yeah is there Kevin sorry so
00:22:46| like we think yeah pre-business yeah and they're like frozen bodies so they have a scene where the guys like shaving off a thigh so I can eat it and then he runs out of human dead human to eat and
00:23:00| they're like all looking at each other oh they eat dead ones verbs that make sense okay I've heard this and it's a cold environment so I guess if it was a hot environment that would make it much
00:23:10| different right N'awlins need something stinky and you're already and then only last like a couple days until you're like right this out it's gonna new what yes so I think that's pretty good
00:23:25| well wait I don't even know are you going home I'm going home and then what buckling down till stuff from Taiwan just praying and getting near my food source which is my pantry because I know
00:23:37| there's food there and your woman woman she's not gonna make it [Laughter] her first oh crap so in this scenario I always think I'm headed back home I'm
00:23:51| the protector or under whatever I was 32 and painted and this happened and I was like huh let her find you again or the wrong way I just start walking the other way with my thumbs looking quarters in
00:24:07| there and smilin like so you fashioned like a bow or like a whatever you started start a new life you tell people you have a different name I mean by the time Electric runs back up like art it's
00:24:21| kind of ruined some databases right right solid dude how many people would just slip into the heat there and also you don't have time to rebuy Rifai everyone you're like okay we have to
00:24:32| take him at his word he's so-and-so what skills does he have he has a job here so do we got much doors your paperwork somewhere where they're like okay we have to go through
00:24:41| all 220 million records now they're like nope no yeah they go through each one well isn't that the on free or die hard premise all our social security information is stored in a super cool
00:25:05| database in a eastern PA or I just say eastern PA all-time involvement state but yeah I don't was there actually a plot to the movie yet oh yeah yeah dude the skinny dude the nerdy dude yeah the
00:25:23| nerdy leaves his daughter disappeared he disappeared yeah five years ago well he probably had divorce and a baby or something this is an assumption we'll look up your bitch you can do whatever I
00:25:35| mean yeah that is true you could disappear and do whatever you want which it's pretty burned out Hollywood yeah that's what happened the whole point is the bad guy is um he acts like he's
00:25:50| blowing on Washington DC but really he's going to this site offshore and just deleting everyone's social security number and everything and encrypting it all into a pocket piece audiences it's
00:26:12| like folks at home this is really happening scream and run out your door immediately if you want did you have a scenario for me I might take too long I'll come back
00:26:26| to you with a scenario I think all right pause for station identification hey folks here at the UM handers with to a lot of weird stuff sometimes were spread
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00:28:54| boats this is garbage let's get some good words in there yeah like that I need to prep that's how you prep I think you you you just know I'm I'm into my skype and I pull it up earlier on
00:29:16| Amazon so I'm reading off actual oh good you couldn't tell I was wondering where you pulling this stuff room like may do those litter Lee reading it because I thought it would be awesome to memorize
00:29:27| those I'm not gonna memorize it that's how I think - that's exactly so fuck this up literally I can see you in the corner and throwing up most of my security as the page would be a muscle
00:29:37| roller find you the price and everything else that's fantastic I know I should grab a random item in my house and then like we could follow it yes I've been doing I bought this like three weeks ago
00:29:49| and I really wanted for my shoulder but it's like literally if this was longer I would be really good you'd be really good at yet it's not so I'm like doing this to try and reach my shoulder I'm
00:30:00| like bitch oh you like anyway you gotta hit like if you hit like one or two facts it's not enough but if you hit three facts on an item or and then throw in the model number it's the model
00:30:12| number notice that were like oh you said the two the towels one eight two four four seven eight that's that's incredible that's a long model number I need one sad you're like calling
00:30:27| somebody up and just like I need this model number and then you ran off and they're like oh yes sir we'll find that right away send this immediately get it - it cost
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00:30:58| Ellen will be one whooping gone for 31 minutes but we didn't do a celebrity challenge oh I don't ready you got one I kind of want to I don't know if I want to see this but I
00:31:08| want to have it happen you want to hear it but crazy whoa McCaffrey you can jump up well doing Skype I mean use be happy I downloaded it when I was three get rid of it okay you pronounce her own good
00:31:19| okay hit the right back with your attendant yeah referring to I can't say that's why I mispronounced it I'm a genius I kind of I I think this would happen I think it would actually occur
00:31:37| so I'm gonna choose to have it I'll make one up it's gonna be good I know it's gonna be good but yeah I know challenge you're gonna make sure that you you know I wouldn't let's cut and do it I feel
00:31:48| like it's always sunny would already have this so you had Danny DeVito do body paint so I'm just challenging me to have body paint on like full body paint and just probably post a picture because
00:32:02| I feel like you see mostly like women doing body paint and you're always like intrigued but Dan you know you might like look at it and be like I can't be and they need me play like you look back
00:32:13| and be like what am I trying like you're trying to figure out if it is body paint but try not to look close enough to see the ironically enough do you know what I thought of when you said Danny DeVito
00:32:25| and nudity I thought it's weird he's shaped like this Bluebird I feel like and I tried to think of what he's shaped like if there's another human being long as you know close to noon came to I'm on
00:32:38| penguin from the original madman that's because he was penny wait a minute that was Danny DeVito have you no wonder he shaped like Danny DeVito but it really caught me off guard that shaved my youth
00:32:51| my youth right there his shape shaped by you she shaped you shaved your that's incredible well folks so the first would be unpack
00:33:04| ooh Dan to shave is you wish I had to strongly not hate video but yeah these problems I think we can move on to oh wait I was gonna do the research topic but
00:33:19| there's one topic ahead of it what there's called the word of the day whoa and I do have word I was watching a I keep I finished watching Anthony Bourdain's parts unknown and the Netflix
00:33:37| was just stuck on that screen and I said really it's over so I'll move on but inland was like one of the last episodes he brings up carpetbaggers people who search out opportunistic money ventures
00:33:54| unscrupulously that's not just a thing from the 20s or 30s it where I think it the first couple definitions are you know from those errors and are too specific to really apply but the last
00:34:06| one was they were carpetbaggers in like the nineteen twenties or something right they what moved around and tried to admit like take advantage of people I guess so hold on whoa so when I were to
00:34:17| the damp it no that's not the word of the day no no it's no I was like sure what and what is the fine can we for the audience or for whoever isn't because I know tell
00:34:30| me what carpetbagger actually the first oh I think I know there's people who move tell em I I know the definition once with carpet and bagging think it's vacuum salesman hey I think it's that
00:34:45| they pack up their house and move so they like they put everything in a carpet and just like kind of carried on their back no I think it's bathroom salesmen do you
00:34:53| think so that they're going around house to house this is from the nineteen twenties do they have vacuums back then Eureka Oh Eureka I thought of it yes Bissell name is they name Brad Pitt
00:35:06| a big vintage Lennox it's bad mover oh cool it's like the mainstay I missed it thanks yeah I think that's it they said Schafer's I'd be like oh yeah maybe right yeah bullshit General Electric
00:35:28| yeah oh really there I know they made fridges you don't think they made one vacuum we don't think the guys were like we got like Hatake that made everything at one point or like
00:35:42| yeah hot let's try it what the heck is that it's like a knockoff brand of everything you've ever owned no I put it anyway anyway anyway folks at home so I'm going back to a
00:35:56| word that really most people take a word and they derive it like upwards right they make it more specific so I unscrupulous I'm going back to scruples because no one ever uses the
00:36:07| word scruples one of mine I'll say it I don't care they stopped buying from us as of a month ago well my own big stops was called scruples hmm it's a strip club like that that's weird though no
00:36:26| it's like well because it used to be pulled just over in and change the scruples I know the Oprah did okay there you go now it's Alan scruples huh I guess that sounds as you're weird
00:36:43| because scruples are my moral obligations like live with society and be aware of it and protect it so is it being used ironic I guess it is yeah for all those people inside there chuckling
00:36:58| in in their hearts in their horns are clearly visible to the public all that was huh what I think would be my word of the day relaxed is meant ironically ironically
00:37:15| this yeah well hold on ironically I think it's cool to say with the extra syllable ironically I think yeah ironical II just see the notices be like in the post office and be like well i
00:37:30| buy these stamps but more ironically than anything else it's see if someone says anything in fact they might people when they're not sure if they heard something and it might be smart there
00:37:41| tend to agree oh yeah 100% all you have those people some people will yeah I mean you have a story about this where you're serving people ice
00:37:51| cream in the family dairy right penis their strengths are what peanuts or sprinkles do I have to spell it out for you boy I know dude second mark but I always had peanuts with sprinkles I was
00:38:08| young I was like 14 I was very cute but when I first said it was always penises Pringles [Music] yeah all those people probably watching
00:38:21| the podcast entirely I knew someone at homes crying thing for peanuts yep I was underage at the time that's why this is our pause do the research now because I think we're gonna hit hard
00:38:50| and then we got like one thing left for you so we're gonna hit Scientology what and we're gonna reference other sources so please don't sue us like you did the IRS back yeah alleged no that's no we
00:39:13| say yeah allegedly that's what happened so I do want to say something interesting instead of like I didn't really have anything interesting I think you're grasping at straws here but see
00:39:27| okay what song can queens girl's name I was doing Lea I was a room Remini early remedy remedy for me yes Leah Remini Oh Tom Cruise Elisabeth Moss Kirstie Alley yeah Danny
00:39:52| Masterson awesome Jason Lee Jason Lee My Name Is Earl really and God just kiddy doing yeah isn't that weird and hold on
00:40:04| when herself even crazier his fat friend losing all the movies with him yeah really good yes he um he's inside house too or was this is all allegedly and was the some of these people did we do you
00:40:16| think some of the people just like cycles or just be like okay let me see what this is about I attention most them did check this one we're gonna knock your socks at all
00:40:23| right new everybody home sit down the rapper Dougie fresh some other interesting we're back really hurts me is like how could you say I was a huge bad guy but the fact that he is
00:40:47| hurts me it's almost like mine yeah what would you do this is a cool one Nancy Cartwright allegedly the voice from Bart Simpson gentle a woman huh hey Manny shorts I
00:41:01| believe in Xena [Music] Oh Sonny Sonny Bono we've heard of him oh yeah that's sure check this one's gonna knock your socks off shame no
00:41:19| she's not listed and he might God's will of his art invention so there and check this one out Seinfeld Jared yeah I feel like maybe it's not like two big celebrities is probably not a religion
00:41:38| it's probably just a means of social life okay let's check this club out and it also said search it isn't they started in like 1974 like you know giggles and whatever who knows all these
00:41:51| diminutive beautiful years but yeah touch the weird that's the weird thing would like layer so hold on there's there's I did a little research I cracked a few codes these names I just
00:42:02| mentioned all allegedly but we'll assume they are because if if you add a new letter is it still here kinda hold on the first no the first letter of all their names
00:42:12| spells Lenny Dykstra who were faced with Phillies in 1993 leadoff hitter lady extra I don't know understand folks biggest con man ever looking good he didn't make Bank and then I lose a oh he
00:42:30| went to jail Lenny oh he was making side bets wasn't he no he was on Schoology though weird well no no no he allegedly was actually convicted of all his crimes so we have
00:42:42| any whatever the hell we want about Lenny yeah trying on the exact he was living like these foundations one was like a helicopter it was like you can rent a house you don't know like you can
00:42:57| rent a helicopter in via celebrity for a day for $200,000 and they argue around and it was a service and bought a mansion and it was like this lifestyle you can buy for days at a time but you
00:43:07| could rent being a star but it's just way too much and like either one person or two people is all that ever signed up for it and like he had already bought the mansion and the helicopters I think
00:43:19| he really just want to buy these things and pretend to rent them out to people well and a lot of tax evasion and lying on his stuff and in him in jail he just got out a year ago he went out in the
00:43:30| land set me straight that would be fine I would agree with everything - I never even heard about that cuz I just didn't get he had some illness or something and then he disappeared I left Philadelphia
00:43:41| and never heard about him again no I might even one of the other 93 Phillies did you know like eight of them have like brain lung cancer and they think it's from playing on the turf at
00:43:52| the over the ballpark used to it turn around veteran save see ya that man is what they're thinking because house would like seven players who played for the Phillies have brain related cancer
00:44:06| made that weird dip of the turf though well no no but then the rest of the league would probably have it do you why didn't seven players on the Phillies do you mean like it seems it has to be
00:44:18| Philadelphia related you would think anyway everyone check your facts at home they did six anyway folks we're here to talk about yes that one favorite religion we all
00:44:32| know and love scientist ecology yep Scientologists mm-hmm so which Burton do you want to hit you wanna you wanna go from the Lea aspect because she Shona Leah Leah Leah Leah hey Leah good friend
00:44:51| of the podcast she was actually in it when she was young that's who you are yes then so one thing I did notice I don't know where to start so I will say I did some research outside the numbers
00:45:04| when you really get into it you want to be a member and also expect you become a great one something wrong if different levels you know but that's not this this is before an operating thing which is no
00:45:16| TIG I'm sure you know all that the OTS I guess T I was doing dating levels or whatever you're talking about right yeah yeah which are called oat it kind of your operating thing whatever for some
00:45:27| reason you're an operator I don't know hmm I know why this is the things or machines in your operation sure I guess sure but anyway before you can even become that you have to get clear which
00:45:38| is like it's like the ultimate high it's like yeah let's get clear come mentally uglier he really got clear spiritually clear you dug it clear the whole goal of the religion is to get clear hmm
00:45:50| so you go to these what sessions what are they called right they're sessions I actually don't 100% know but it wasn't enough auditing sessions Yeah right okay yes okay so you go to an auditing
00:46:00| session and you become graded based on your tests on the G meter yeah the only minutes which is what petals it's a part of a lie detector actually right 1/3 you know it's not the heart rate and one
00:46:16| monitor or the heart rate and me which those things are actually they did a test on it and there are only 52 percent accurate in the terminal it's just tell me if they kept doing it
00:46:27| it would end up at 50 yeah yes and tell you that it it's full of crap but these people believe it obviously because it's it's got some sort of feedback and then what their
00:46:38| things did you do any real research into the actual science of the the e-meter I didn't I didn't either I mean I think it just reads like pulses
00:46:47| from your body and like somehow your your waves are generating this amount of negative energy and that's how they measure it and they say oh you're lying or you need to talk about that more
00:46:58| according to you to them Farnum said you wanted it's like the reading goes up and it reads like I want to say electronic and pull signals from your body which may or may not be related to anything
00:47:12| but they say it's thought I guess if your brain gets caught into a big pot it's as their version of a sin I guess it's not called acid in this religion but a same thing right it's like this
00:47:21| yeah the stress related to line or something right which sounds really freaky for a religion to be testing you on lies and find I guess there's a there's a good
00:47:31| feeling to be scientifically validated if you're joining a religion like it's not like all fairies it's like well this is songs it's real science science ecology and but that's the idea new
00:47:43| that's who it appeals to they wanted yeah well that's kind of this the theme I was picking it from the people who are talking about it there's these people that really enjoyed being a part of it
00:47:53| because I guess it has like a bunch of like a little bit of introspection and they give me in a community and their app added something and they pretend they're scientific almost right we give
00:48:03| readings and levels and thanks it's the higher facts that they made up but what's allegedly - yeah which completely go out the window once you you pay up these levels so there's milking money
00:48:19| now as you hold on a lot of other large numbers you've got numbers oh yeah oh so a great one which is your first grade if you want to really become involved in religion and work your way up to
00:48:30| becoming an order when you take grade one lessons over the course of either a year six months however long it takes you to finish this then you pay six hundred and fifty dollars empty price
00:48:41| but not crazy I don't know how many grades there were I think all four of five and around two years of work you can become clear after you're clear
00:48:52| you become an OT and you can start auditing other people first they make you audit yourself I'm a solo auditor at ot1 which is after Claire you go to Ooty
00:49:05| once you've been there for two years ot one solo auditing class these numbers may have change this is what it was years ago ot to which you can take the seizure
00:49:21| Donna takes six months six weeks whatever when you finish ot to five thousand two hundred and twenty five dollars we go down wait
00:49:32| no no it's 2007 or out of eighty I face it so 2750 start twenty seven fifty fifty to twenty five ot three which is where the the one guy in the video said I was like what the fuck just like does
00:49:46| three days do you know how much it cost him to get there eight thousand nine hundred and ten dollars so thing everybody's yes that's a lot of money now you got to
00:49:58| feel like an idiot or you eleven hold on that's part of it I assume you have to get to ot three there's four or five six seven I got a number for seven which is a didn't get the name of that class ot7
00:50:12| you have to spend thirty to three thousand dollars to become a member of roti seven Wow there's an OT 8 and this is around when ron hubbard l ron hubbard died he had he
00:50:26| had drafted up ideas for OT 9 10 11 12 thought was interesting this is also a even scientology list once they get to around ten they have really badass names like number 12
00:50:47| OT 12 is called future so you become a future so how has predicting the future of guess so wait OT 14 becomes ability I like that name unlike something new hold on
00:51:02| ot 16 good not your friggin socks off it's called telekinesis that's right how awesome is that I want to sign up right now I wish is that I did there were no numbers because he it
00:51:14| died it's so they could you could but it I prepared well if I were the only ones yeah yeah because then you can make it really back yeah easy easy anyway the coolest thing was um OT 19
00:51:33| was called celestial ds5 sweating the idea here ice this man and our girl um girl Leah she estimated I'm not sure if she's right after you know 30 years in this and working we're up through levels
00:51:52| and paying for all these classes and courses because that's we could consider them she estimated that if you really wanted to make it to all the way to eight those people would have spent
00:52:01| roughly five hundred thousand dollars so it's really like a mobile game applied to life and then Hedren yeah except that that doctor only works in the game you're playing referred to a Scientology
00:52:17| yeah and then did you hear to hear this as well let's say you entered stage 555 or a new era Dianetics cooling now let's say you have a friend whose note ii/3 he doesn't want to pay $10,000 for the next
00:52:34| course and you're like let me tell you what's in the boobies he's like find you a hundred thousand dollars what they find you a hundred how many covers man I'll do this is on a
00:52:50| really good source actually I don't know if it's a good source of all white waikiki pedia roy kapeniak like wikipedia heard of whitening PDA yet but i was actually surprised to find
00:53:01| all that but yeah check it out folks it's a lot of amount of money I'm coming in price well here's my thing so once you get to level three that's that and you've spent nine thousand bucks for
00:53:14| this particular briefcase now you're nine thousand bucks after you're already roughly she added their 990 like 20-some thousand hours of this religion peace
00:53:26| and freedom money you open the briefcase and we read the let's tell this story Kanta oh please do please tell what let's say you open the briefcase home what you plant so there's the ring
00:53:36| unless you'll Celeste surely God or something that is having this battle and all these people who honor of them Oh free pastries no find out the origin of the earth yeah the origin to earth Dalit
00:53:48| oh that's weird on the written in Elrond Harvard's Hannibal unlike a dimensional piece of paper I guess I guess they put it back in the briefcase when they're done for that for that price but there
00:54:02| was this giant battle and everyone died and got put into this sort of like spacecraft that goes to a different planet and then they get dropped into this volcano and the volcano erupts with
00:54:14| all these souls which is earth and the souls then just don't have anywhere to go so they start latching on to everyone's body so you have all these statements that are good and bad and
00:54:24| creating new life and that's the whole battle is he got to get all the bad things out right you skip two really important things I want to talk about in Xena
00:54:34| yeah Susie do was essentially a celestial got a right right do you know what he his job was or what he what he told because in the past world wherever this is everyone's gods are saved
00:54:49| whatever these people are and there are a lot of problems very much like the problems here on earth okay very similar to the time that l ron hubbard grew up in
00:54:57| oh no resonance anyway do you know pinnacle the universe under the guise of tax evaluation he was calling these people in so in this other world all these beings will all their problems
00:55:12| were being called in to be almost audited for tax evasion yes boom but this is another world I'm not sure how pacts is working well other words yeah and the Yogi's America you know Xena was
00:55:24| finding all the bad ones and freezing them and launching them in this space originally mentioned right well then they land on earth all the
00:55:34| that's where they were being sent his prison planet and you know you said they're in volcanoes do you know how they awoke this is most interesting thing I heard thought it was like an
00:55:44| eruption of the volcano oh I just interruption an atomic bomb was set up the each pump made that's good before humans were around they were dropping atomic bombs and funkiness
00:55:57| someone was I kind of wanna see that actually that would be amazing but I want to know there are no humans who's making atomic bombs that said them all Xenu
00:56:07| I guess so maybe fresh today please he's making bombs he's a celestial God I guess he does whatever the hell he wants hit atomic bombs
00:56:17| why couldn't make it a regular explosion I'm still confused he used atomic bombs that's a very human thing figure it's like speed Z that's the spin you would throw just be like like this can't be
00:56:29| true but there's bombs they just happened years ago that's that's the person in the background that jumps into your conversation and says but Thomas bombs and then you're just like I think
00:56:40| you're right yep well anyway they these beings were launched in the air and every time I even is born Satan's attached to them and yeah that's what the auditing is about you're trying
00:56:52| to get me move these things by figuring out what they are and I guess they're just like a nice woman do you just pull it out give it to that wonder team in here and then what happens to them I
00:57:04| guess they float around they float around and find a volcano and it's just hang out but we knew some volcanoes yeah but that I mean I guess it's the part of the religion that actually makes sense
00:57:15| because you're actually thinking about like what's hurting you and like deciding on what to fix I agree and I disagree almost entirely it makes no sense
00:57:27| there's worry behind me yeah what it's like leaving out huge gaps it's almost like you paid fourteen thousand dollars the three years really believing let's say a religion and maybe betterment of
00:57:40| yourself and getting rid of inner demons is done by the uncatted you look and you bought a book for essentially fifteen thousand dollars and you looked at it in secret you tell me what about
00:57:52| it was like one page literally it was like even if it was four pages it was like stolons record from The Hobbit and you're like what that's a book that's big and it's like who asked it all and
00:58:08| you're like I'm paid $15,000 you can't back out now anything you just really like and you're not even supposed to tell anyone because there's this big old fine and this so what do you do you just
00:58:20| pretend and go along you're like yeah Obi three was great it was like I figured it all out you just like do this that's the crazy thing though is that you can't talk about how negative it is
00:58:32| because they have people writing knowledge reports on you so even if you talk about anybody that's in Scientology will report back to I guess his name was Miscavige or something he took over
00:58:45| after all ron Hubbard died he got a written down I thought that was interesting too I thought l ron hubbard was around forever also he died in 1986 that's a
00:58:56| long-ass time ago right yeah it's a while ago it's like 31 years I didn't even know Scientology was a thing until like 12 years ago you so don't think it was big either right so my guess is l
00:59:07| ron hubbard made it like almost fairytale s i thought you would have to this it's like artists like their work becomes that much better because they can't make more of it
00:59:17| right so I agree with that but I'm doing what the guy uses reference was a vicious gave us yes gay business confers name distance judge he seems like kind of an anal but he wanted to take the
00:59:28| power and push Scientology whole new just he wanted to just shove it and just yeah but it's like putting a lemon through like a garden hose or something you're just squeezing it all
00:59:39| out of it yeah yep that's lemon in a garden hose gotta fuck sure so the home they made it so that you can't talk freely and then if you do and get I guess excommunicated but they make up
00:59:55| very good this disconnect this year is something that this is so they're just no disconnect yeah they good they make it so that you can't talk to your family you can't talk to your sisters and
01:00:08| brothers your mom your dad they're in Scientology they're expected to essentially disown you so that you never get to talk to anybody you previously talk to which is eye brightening for
01:00:19| Boston it's almost impossible we knew being shunned like it's x-axis communication on a religious and social level like this is crazy yeah which I guess is their goal is to
01:00:30| take over your whole Fabrice or they can manipulate you and everyone else it's very bizarre I found um that there were two elements to it and I guess we would almost say the two architects were l ron
01:00:42| hubbard and our voice Gammage who i will say his name wrong so many goddamn times this episode oh there's one thing you missed there's one thing you know when you start Scientology they make you sign
01:00:54| a contract uh yes I did skip over that little beat down small detail whoa tiny detail but yeah so I guess like Hindus believe that you get what reborn in a caste system right correct so you move
01:01:06| up in the chain you move down a bit depending on how you act but Scientologists believe that you are reborn indefinitely and that every life is beholden to
01:01:17| Scientology so you sign a contract for a billion years to be part of Scientology even after you're reborn 1 billion and who would say like you know a random person on the street like I know you
01:01:33| from a previous life and you sign those contracts wait a minute no no no that is the apes' life you've got baby oh damn it I'm caught boiled again nutty it's crazy
01:01:56| what was the name of that actual deep organization in Scientology piracy Sea Org yeah and I think that began because I'm gonna start at the very beginning so l ron hubbard was married
01:02:09| to this woman and working out so he got a divorce or was about to be so he took his children down to Cuba I believe yes Yuma and he was calling his wife telling her
01:02:20| that their children were in my grave danger like he had done stuff to them yeah and this is all from a document and thing that's already on the website somewhere so it's not me saying it's
01:02:31| someone else's sighted that's the source so it's real it's real really source yep oh and so he was just messing with her mind in like breaking her spirit and I think at the end of it he actually
01:02:45| returned back with them fully intact and you David children they had grown like a year or something and then you know I think he had a divorce and decided to go to Europe and the Mediterranean and
01:02:57| bought like some sort of old Cruise Line ship do you know why I don't I miss that part international waters the lost in the plateau right now the IRS had just started chasing him yes and by good I RS
01:03:11| yes so he decided he needed to live at sea for many many years so he started sailing to different Mediterranean ports and making people followers did you hear this though
01:03:23| eventually all the ports closed to him it's an annual so where did he head who's who say not the IRS did not give up though if I'm not mistaken so they kept saying you're not a religion you
01:03:39| owe us several hundred thousand dollars which eventually grew to a grand total of you get a number I don't know the numbers oh yeah 1 billion 1 billion dollars in
01:03:51| taxes David when he knocked over years and years and years and evading and everything in federal and state whatever well he had created like Dianetics way before that which had grown and then
01:04:04| failed and then he changed that into Scientology which then took off and still isn't I'm still amazed that the red flags thrown up by this guy there's so many weird things that just movement
01:04:16| is a fiction for a living it likes he broke previously about these things as fiction he's evading the IRS the government he's hiding it see and yet he has the answers to this God
01:04:30| that no one else knows about and the only way to get it is to pay him money and people are like yeah I think he's got something you might know that Sherman
01:04:46| you had talking about the people who Thor oh there's so many people out there that I guess they just want to have a following they wanna have something to
01:04:54| do and then there's other people that just are gullible like if you catch them at the right time they'll be like yeah that's true someone told me that it's true I believe
01:05:03| a little bit of this now I'm I didn't think of this while I watched the whole thing and I've said it before but I really think Scientology changed a lot between
01:05:12| Hubbard and the other guy again I escaped it's just you know at the beginning and well but I'm gonna say up to 86 it seems like it's more of a sci-fi fun give me money I have secrets
01:05:29| kind of religion and around 86 even though these are Hubbard's ideals it almost became more violent if that makes sense when this guy took over more Mormon control yeah yeah yeah exactly
01:05:41| and it's totally a self-serving wheel in that to join the religion you have to be audited and most these people are ordered in on tape so they tell you to talk about your fears and what's wrong
01:05:52| with you and your sins we're almost admitting on camera oh I fantasize about little boys long time my name is Jared we're good subway this is this is gonna go to church but
01:06:03| we'd you spent all anyone and they're like you're doing good you're doing good Jared you're letting all those things out letting those things out good job good job and then four years down the
01:06:12| line he's paying $19 are these like this is stupid and they're like he's like guess what I'm gonna leave they're like interesting because we have you saying that paper over the rules huh weird you
01:06:22| like to stay in the wood now he's like what is the next level I will buy OT none we'll take it unless you're being it's the highest level I might has no future though I'll work up to it the
01:06:46| antenna is mine so the folks at home let's do it on Pandora chance if we hit enough followers to afford ot7 I'll just take OC seven I won't even do the old ones that's thirty to forty thousand
01:07:01| dollars of just fun change I'll do it I mean the primelink go by you get the lesson in you don't think I can buy lesson seven I have to take five six eighty four there's probably a year
01:07:13| level involved right you're probably right she probably joined now and then when we get there any colors any black veil I will tell you what I don't think the Scientologists would take us I don't
01:07:29| think they would either because I think I think they prey on people who are gullible or not right that just none no no we're a mystic yeah smart what stupid the people most the name of the guy the
01:07:45| funny guy throughout the whole thing he's an actor I didn't get his name no I listened to a long time ago so oh did you he's an actor he like very gruff I feel
01:07:56| he's not intelligent abilities from Boston or something they love sports well he's an that give me an example what he said I was like what dish they talk on yeah yeah he's thinking I opened
01:08:07| the case and read the back like what what was it I don't know who he was anyway he cracked me up like he was like I just wanted to belong next thing I know I'm up to my chin and day tomato
01:08:22| Bella coulda said that yeah I think you coulda said uh yeah that's the thing is though people I feel like he was realistic and I'm pretty sure he got out and then realistic or the ones who got
01:08:33| out like um even via Seinfeld our friend Jerry sign both good friend of the podcast he got out yeah dude you got like fifty years ago he came out probably would Hubbard died did you hear
01:08:45| how they announced he died no that was fascinating so they get all these people together for a gala I think one he's got where yep and I guess and then
01:08:58| he don't quote me on this put it I get I got the impression that's where they announced he died and it wasn't by saying he died it was that he thought they did they were really weird the
01:09:10| times and dates and all that did you catch that all the time yeah I couldn't fall on September 11 8:00 p.m. on Wednesday Friday the 19 no and I feel like that's pretty specific 870 p.m.
01:09:23| they were like um l ron hubbard reach the next level of his experience and it wasn't here on earth and people started like slowly clapping and i was like why and they're like they're like we should
01:09:36| not be sad for him for his moved on to better and greater powers and things and he won't give us direction from beyond avec they just announced he died in the weirdest way ever like you would also
01:09:48| use dead yeah I would expect that though yeah don't be blue they're not reasonable and yet they've read this like the thing about the Xenu and all right so here's get me he and Zenith and
01:10:02| Z who kills it in although although all the women that stay with the religion though it sounds nuts like it sounds crazy even like like Lea she her Leia whatever name is Lea I'm gonna say it
01:10:16| the King James yeah she even even though she was really skeptical it seemed she also wrote like these knowledge reports on her husband so she she was a she's a whistleblower coat she was
01:10:31| whistleblowing on everyone else and then like everyone did she was yes something's up with that because she was even like protecting Scientology while talking about how like Tom Cruise
01:10:43| shouldn't be doing like she's like people are representing Scientology wrong I wonder if she was I paid a little bit like you know not going against and maybe also afraid to offend
01:10:53| people cheap to us friends and family members with you know to me that's so you know how you all you insult something and insulting the blow after the fact and then they like started
01:11:01| whispering behind your back what what is weird is um I work out my treat lost it are we gonna talk about how they sued the IRS now when we go there apparently there's like
01:11:17| twenty two or hundred lawsuits against it like individuals who work at the IRS this isn't like against the IRS it's like I'm gonna sue this person who works there for you know having a a lawn
01:11:28| that's overgrown it's like ridiculous stuff they did raise a really good point I think they had Tom Cruise give the speech but the IRS is lawyers attorneys good at giving the law and you know
01:11:40| denominating what belongs to federal and doesn't is this a branch that is in this or religion is the question well then I will write and is this branch of government really qualified to decide
01:11:52| who is a religion and who isn't they seem like more like lawyers and attorneys I don't think they know what a religion is which is a good point I mean they probably should be in charge of
01:12:02| that right you think you'd like to throw it to like Supreme Court and say you know it's right where a Supreme Court or someone I had no clue religion that's weird they don't have a branch for that
01:12:14| but I guess that would become too controversial yeah and how do you start a fight over which it is and what isn't once you get a number of followers I mean I think you just have to let it go
01:12:27| so then what do you say like even murder cults and stuff but they have enough followers they're good to go what a child molester cults because thank you mom Warren it was part of the latter day
01:12:42| I want to say it but he like he he spun off of Mormon faith and he had like these compounds so like anything inside these compounds was like loose like Lehr games yes so they couldn't tell what was
01:12:54| going on but he was doing these things against young girls and manipulating people all general yeah and he's he got arrested for something I figure what it was but he got arrested he's put in a
01:13:08| Cell and then like videotaped him inside the cell and the entire time it's like he's standing staring at a wall and just like for hours like almost like 23 hours a day he's just like standing there like
01:13:21| you see I'm like vibrating and walking moving back and forth he's like communicating with God they suppose but it was all yeah that he was it was still because he was listening to
01:13:33| God hear something crazy that's some law and order stuff there they go like like the the psychologist knows how he murders his victims is like well that's client that's very privileged yeah give
01:13:44| you this mental state into telling me like give it come on Lenny wants to know yeah I guess there's a practical any in the Briscoe folks young painters like Lennie Briscoe these are never gonna
01:13:57| live it the old guy you know white guy who gives the clever one liners in law and order like he's like he's like I don't know I was just in the in the house all I know is they call me big run
01:14:06| he's like you're going to the big house all right he says like clever stuff like that he's get the big eyebrows yeah yellow they're huge yeah he's awesome he's he
01:14:16| has the coolest lines anyway the young panders represents Lenny we represent Brisco Glenn we call them Len here elbow depending on which were the characters facing although um but um yeah it
01:14:35| becomes like a social nightmare though if you're gonna break up like a compound of a thousand people like right how do you know you're just like okay everyone out of the compound now everybody back
01:14:47| in cuz we can do it in refugee issue did yeah I did search on the refugee mom that's another story did you watch the curves good didn't nugget episode the Kurds yeah I didn't
01:15:02| see that one but I think I know he goes check it out folks but uh we're not here to judge I'm here to pan we are here to tell you that I don't know how but I feel like
01:15:18| the higher up celebrities actually made a ton of money off Scientology I think it's anything that's where we should just clout either paying for clout I feel like they have fun I feel
01:15:29| like they they probably are embedded like will digi here's ocean smooth cruise thing with all he just casually mentioned he wanted a girlfriend they
01:15:40| found him one well they made him did you hear about that do you recall this part so there's this girl I forget her name and she was like just a young girl who didn't have a lot of attachments in
01:15:50| Scientology has she seen Katie no no this doesn't sound enough no someone else is really weird so they um they spent six months vetting her and make sure like shouldn't have a secret past
01:16:03| she wasn't like raising a red flag she's totally seemed normal get along Sater are they nice to give this Dayton's out of her things they spent twenty thousand dollars of
01:16:13| Scientology's money to buy her Burberry clothes and like super fashion stuff like really high stuff and they told her she was going on a secret mission they didn't tell her what was they they had
01:16:26| her hair colored by the person just on cruises here and apparently they had secretly they made her hair the color that he loves and woman red huh right so hold on you're spending all this money
01:16:39| darling this girl up doing all sorts of stuff cuz they're trying to set Tom Cruise up with her and they made them meet at something just very casually we're we're just going to rumor
01:16:49| intentional Oh intentional because it was on Thomas's well I left regardless of whether he did or didn't Scientology set in this girl up big-time spending big bucks big whatever on this random
01:17:03| Hani probably I don't fit into a picture hmm and uh so one day she's talking to the president guy he keep referencing I keep saying his name wrong let's go Wester and she says she has a hate thing
01:17:16| and he's telling her all these things at her mission how she's supposed to be with Tom and she claims she has a headache and a headache kind of headache he got so mad at her did he just like
01:17:26| the answer just boom huh so they took away our clothes they made her start cleaning toilets and she wasn't allowed to talk to her friends and stuff some weird stuff they do and then readjust
01:17:36| and there's right and then a week later Tom Cruise had a new girl show up and be his girlfriend and it was like what he's before but I guess in that like Tom Cruise
01:17:48| would get whatever he wanted but did you recall that he said one time it would be cool to have a limo with something on the side and they just like all the workers got together in need
01:18:00| that's nuts so that I guess maybe they weren't paying and maybe it's a member of an angel scheme or some sort of manipulation scheme because if you were
01:18:08| tied into it I'm gonna say it a religion then you could you can manipulate people into doing pretty much anything like if you were like I want a Boeing 757 they said it's home they paid their
01:18:23| laborers because it's illegal to make someone work X amount of hours midrange have 40 cents an hour is that weird man is so low right but I maybe it was paid for services not for all they were going
01:18:37| works either way I just thought was weird but maybe that's where people who were higher up have social status a rich already can kinda reap some benefits because it's all tax-free - right I mean
01:18:56| so for them that makes sense for a Tom Cruise for some the other day other than let's just call a herd there's something in it for them and they get to see what people in the color like which might be
01:19:06| amusing animals oh they semi buy-in not all the way but like semi do you know what I mean like they they're not I think they might let me even some like some some of the beliefs but some of the
01:19:20| other stuff it just seems to our initiatives leave it a bunch of OT three or the wall of fire as we yeah good topics I think is to show what people are capable of yeah I mean you see it in
01:19:39| other religions were all religious are bad you see you see people who buy into like the most random of things and religions like they read like one Bible passage and then they they say our
01:19:52| professor from the Quran and they say this is what life is supposed to be but it like doesn't make any sense and they're not applying it right and there just like going off doing whatever they
01:20:01| want to be as generic as possible like these right and so leave whatever you ever see did you ever even say what I almost actually thought about this right now one religion is good because they
01:20:15| all have the ability to make someone feel good about themselves self provides some kind of structure for their lives that's we say sin free but at least morally good yes yeah it doesn't in
01:20:30| theory any of other people and you're still be sabbatical and you're striving to advise good that's the good things Budget Office which are on scale one to ten I'd give that a seven well that's
01:20:40| pretty good a sense pretty good there right but on literally the other hand religious possibility in the other direction is like bombing killing maiming doing pretty much the worst
01:20:52| exude like a ten in the DES Gail it's like taking the goal away from people and then forcing them to work towards that goal by doing whatever that person decides which he is but I feel like the
01:21:08| evil potential is always like nine or ten and a good pen was always like seven or eight but I feel like the good potential is spread between like you know that for be bright like more people
01:21:17| or no there's just some people doing good stuff good stuff like the five percent going like the who yeah everyone else is just like what yeah it's yeah oh man I say we check it out do you think
01:21:33| they'll find this video they'll sue us that's what we'll do whoa 400 lawsuits game line well this is weird I just read the beginning of this exact see we said all our thoughts ideas
01:21:48| everything we said is actually some not to heart of what not a bargain are actively believes we were kidding folks it's actually cool if you want to join and we have no Frances those refunds are
01:22:02| house we're gonna join what we were saying was a big old joke if anyone even tried to use this in court I'd be like oh did you go to the end of me did you even look we love labor plus my
01:22:12| friends right Scientologists Asst Scientologists yeah they're smart oh we were talking about Lutheran's I read it wrong and if they're going to Sue's here's a real
01:22:31| good question if they did those would prove more true than Ross yeah I think we're comments at the commentary commentating on light but there's so it's I think it's fair for game
01:22:46| what if they proved all their stuff was super true could they say well your honor you have a news right here and a picture of Xenu right here at Austin Oh God we really we really upped up dan
01:22:59| dan there Xena yeah be screwed screwed we should probably send it off right now I know yeah yeah I'm gonna hit the button now because I really
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00:01:17| actually we can move we could shift it around depending on how you want to do it yeah see how this goes that's uh I want you to do that okay let's move this step back and to shift around I'm
00:01:28| shifting everything around here let's start with the smirk or smile let's start with telling all the 18 and under really oh yeah cuz the other age age-restricted
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00:02:26| we have in store for the folks today I'm in like that yeah pull the fish is the fish so let's start off with the smirk or smile this is my head but I don't really have anything I just I think
00:02:44| either but um as you can tell from my view of the blow with sunglasses concealer hen egg roaster motor I've got a conscience I get that cop walking uh-huh
00:02:56| we were actually me my family went to the shore over eight New Jersey focus on almost fantastic fantastic you do know as it as a dad vacations change you start to wonder about drink
00:03:14| [Music] that's too but I used to do that well this 21 you know now it's like I got a pack the car oh I get up I get a unpack the car
00:03:24| I got a move on this stuff I gotta get all the stuff ready to go onto the beach I got to push the car and then when I do drink I'm gonna realize I got to push the cart back and move all this stuff
00:03:34| again and then I'm like well I'll work I'm tired I need a drink you got a really moderate your moderation go it's being an adult folks yeah wouldn't say it's just being an adult somewhere in
00:03:47| between better bring it back to actually early this month I went to a wedding and that was definitely a smile okay we got hammered dance lee crazy yeah I really enjoyed I was I was the
00:04:03| crazy guy on the dance floor which never happened yeah and I stuck to the right drink because I felt great I still got a little hungover but real was the voice I
00:04:12| think it was rum and coke with the card and think it was no pretended they had yeah that was the starter that was the starter like five drinks or so I'd it out mmm-hmm yeah well you always get
00:04:26| people that come up with random drink so then you're just like I guess we'll take you because you're nice you're chatting see on the I don't adhere to the beer before liquor get there quicker
00:04:37| look at before beer never been queer was it that food was beautiful or liquor never been sicker it sounds all right I think that's without right like here before yeah that's yep
00:04:47| beer beer and then liquor that said hey like a I don't know there's also a thing about clear liquor red wine gives you different hangover then white wine liquor does something different to you
00:04:59| they all they don't get the job but they give you different drunks the angle different vo Lu listen is do we listen to our friends podcast about this yes good shout out don't you shout out so if
00:05:10| you guys up you shit out really good friends with a podcast they're like they love this episode yeah we're as far as friends go there pretty tight those two guys cancer in
00:05:22| love yeah pity Lopez we we like them and it was what was the deal when you would talk about the deal behind science oh yeah I don't actually believe any of it cuz if I'm in a wedding I'd go wild I
00:05:34| grab a wine let's go I grab the pocket drink let's go faster I drink like three beers in a row and they're different beers because I want to try all the niceties of the way do you know what
00:05:47| it's simple everything that's a example with the Z yes okay it's an example white minor is a red wine because that makes a difference both I will literally try both sometimes you're immune right
00:06:01| well I'm going to get really drunk at a wedding I'm going to dance really hard I'm going to go way too late I'll even throw in energy drinks and stuff the next day I feel like dying which
00:06:12| overdid it one night in the shore I was making a snap montage and I kept opening cans and drinking and drinking and drinking but 14 la I wanted to finish the montage and to do that I had to keep
00:06:25| drinking so it stayed up on the last night before we left for like like two hours after I was ready to go to bed and just had to keep drinking I'm sad to death for about a day day and a half and
00:06:38| I feel good now and good I can it's good it's your family sitting there like goading you on or they Stern no no no um they disapprove of my snapchat entirely how they do oh yeah dude it was
00:06:53| it was powerful I was doing it solely for myself it was like do you remember in college when you stood up do a case for any sort we're gonna finish this have a mission and you did it like it
00:07:04| was like a man I got a goal it wasn't just catch the drinking that's what it was but I set the goal for I'm not sure why you felt good ambushed I guess I guess felt like afterwards because you
00:07:21| were a loner at that point oh my god I think it was the last person drinking I think like everyone was ready to go to bed and I was like oh I just gotta get one more snap of me over the beer you
00:07:30| know you having a flashback back to your college days and you're like everyone's just like it - thing you know Shing like teeth no everyone's like Nichkhun child he's crying he's go to the ER and I'm
00:07:43| like lord responsibles yep so like I was saying I'm very responsible and it's a short trip mm-hmm but I also you're you know doing to get to the science of what they said on their podcast we can well
00:08:01| do you wanna be a hangover cure there's tons of this important part yeah hangover cure was what like something greasy and a some reason because they had some sort of now they said on
00:08:11| Gatorade but they weren't allowed to use it on her verts right and potassium they said oddly enough bananas correct so you didn't say banana read it when I hated rat grease they're not affiliated with
00:08:24| bananas so they couldn't use bananas you can't say Club dick Chiquita you can't use any of those can't even say banana not represented by Brazil bubbly mmm that makes it that's come
00:08:40| from and who ie I think but maybe it's probably yeah or Hawaiian banana but bananas we rely on pineapples whatever or whatever forgetting
00:08:52| Alaska you think it Laska actually grows anything or they just like live off of seal fish whales fish trees they hope the fish like eat something fresh down the bottom of the ocean and then they
00:09:06| don't eat that of its stomach there's got to be a crop that grows in Alaska you know a party at property kelp kinds of showings actually in reality is what the eyes met population in the US and
00:09:19| Alaska yeah there's some drugs it's like ramping up there I think it's mad but what else you doing I guess it's one of those weird things that like people start doing meth and really boring areas
00:09:30| it's boring what our listener is all right yeah I know I said brother listen no I forgot I shout out to our Alaskan subscriber who doesn't do that or if he does charge him anyways go you buddy
00:09:46| yeah we're not when I am a judge not even a little bit we don't pander we don't judge that's who he is and the other the other hangover logic that they gave us was a
00:09:57| the carbonation affects your the rate of alcohol a Viper take wouldn't they disagree with what I just said earlier which could be very true there's minds yes their science II and then the color
00:10:07| and it's a clear liquid it's much better for you hey darken otherwise right what is interesting and I would like a real great study actually dealing this is a big segue I'm planning hate when
00:10:23| scientific studies solve something that's cool like I think it's a cool folk lore or maybe it is real like aurora borealis now human or like like my dad swears that um tequila makes him
00:10:41| turn into a monster I've never seen my dad drink tequila I'm thirty some years off old and he's never done it he's got the point Stacy Layne angry cheese when he just wished he says he starts
00:10:53| punching things he goes insane like he's driving you drunk probably not though reasons not been actual right but then like he'll have other mixed drinks in he's fine and I
00:11:05| know other we're like all men I can't have Jose Cuervo well that's another tequila but I'm all when we don't drink Jameson I'll get like stupid if I want to fight the
00:11:17| world you're like okay but like everyone like I drink Goldschlager I think I can climb a mountain you know like that's weird and like so I climb the nearest building I'm a Goldschlager guy really
00:11:32| you give him gold fire in there they are climbing a gorgeous leopard he's non panda alright oh definitely but do you um do you have a crazy I feel like science would disprove this
00:11:52| but I don't know what would actually what the liquor actually is it was at this club called the jungle and they had a drink called Red Death the Red Death doesn't yeah whatever it whatever is in
00:12:07| that it just messed everyone up it's probably one of those like it's like I've ever had Skippy's before I don't give you yeah so sleep burger is if he's poor oh um I guess you do because you're
00:12:19| not gonna drink just one cuz you can't taste the alcohol in it that's the whole trick right sir eastern PA we call its kid be together you can drink as much as you want it still just skip be
00:12:29| interesting for the folks at home it's like a 24 pack of like the cheapest beer you can find like a handle or two cheapest pocket on true time country time lemonade mix or that sucker in
00:12:46| maybe that's like Carboni order I think it's something carbide it's great that's right that sounds that sounds about right and then the trip in eastern PA is you
00:12:58| have to mix it in a trash bag yeah I feel like as a group there must have been like a dozen of us enjoying Skippy's and when the day occurred it shifted over to like maybe like
00:13:17| nighttime didn't didn't happen like we all woke up in different places wearing like clothing we've never liked one one girl over war yeah one girl woke up in her
00:13:27| winter jacket sleeping on the floor that's like she didn't even know how she got there if I'm gonna fall asleep I need to stay warm Oh what did that yeah yeah yeah that
00:13:41| night that night was good that's that's one of those things I could relive if I could go back if your son's watching this for you 21 I was in college my son's watching I was 22 I tried a beer
00:14:00| when I turned 21 it wasn't for me so I stayed away from it and got good grades and in 22 I had a couple crazy nights that's it and it only took one crazy night to ruin your life now I lean up
00:14:16| back to you my son anyway we were talking about our weddings and so later weddings are the peak of a human interaction I think I think it's good when you're not personally involved with
00:14:31| them you're just kind of associated I'll be a just outside the circle otherwise you're too busy and it's good when they're younger to like the group the people getting married the pleasure
00:14:40| right in the room right well the whole party but everybody's younger because any you eat there anything what is it the biggest age disparity is between a couple getting married and their party
00:14:53| like do you think like a 20 year old and a 21 year old getting married and they had like older brothers and sisters at work plus 40 like 50 midnight and the best man was 51 the other the groove
00:15:05| noir 52 and 53 nobody under the age of that and then they were like they were like this is a swing good time yeah we're making dancing movements for those of the country someone out there is had
00:15:23| that yeah everyone not visualizing this yeah I guess it's possibility down or like a disparity between like bride and groom it could be like 20 or 30 difference and it's like clear
00:15:35| delineation of between like families yes that could be a movie or not actually kids would be as old as look the adults and yo yeah and then they could hook up with each other's you know that family
00:15:51| tree let's make it my family dreams like Naru Luke's boy okay that was oak so we're cutting that out yeah that was all free looking I'm not thinking that who's the cover yep but a better because they
00:16:16| made a movie kevin harvick greens like the best man yeah yeah pretty sure it is the name Ben because he's so good at being more hold on for the record for a while I entertained the thought that I
00:16:29| was one of the best groomsmen you could have heard quite good at it yes the speech appears a speech anyway speeches speeches I'm Dan's like a maniac and I love to mingle with strangers like
00:16:43| it's my favorite thing because I had to tell all my favorite jokes over again to reiterate over the same list I like to poke people a little bit put them outside your comfort zone and see what
00:16:56| they're like I don't want equal time I don't know anyone here do you like my cousin you're like alright really sorry they're like do you know anyone and they're like yeah always like you are
00:17:16| certainly a proper sir yeah they're all British interesting yeah Paul so this new segment so react to the existing scenario it's a situation scenario situation right hmm
00:17:34| or the situation scenario I've written down situation area Oh disparity we have a disparity here I wish we had a third Purdue to vote that's where you come in you put down the audience whether it's a
00:17:46| Aereo situation or a situation scenario that's weak and we have no views okay all right then I guess it's deadlocked at zero so you got a scenario or a situation or uh I did it's fairly boring
00:18:05| because I think about this one often I'll give it to you all right because you might never think about it or it's like I think about its all-time I think about everything all the time
00:18:13| there were steps so go baby with it even do not answer to this question hmm all right let's say there's a solar flare while you're at work okay and all electronics stop GPS cellphones traffic
00:18:32| lights your car won't start everything's off do you try and walk oh you gotta steal a bike obviously I'm pretty sure there's a bike yeah there's a lot of foreigners we just
00:18:55| didn't sold in partners they're always biking aren't they damn well I think the Europeans like to bike but these foreigners are not to Europeans but someone somewhere is quite here yes is
00:19:08| the rickshaw you grabbed it's still a rickshaw and then make somebody take you under their location I was thinking you're gonna take them when you're running with it for some reason
00:19:22| I think you could just run regular you can keep all the rickshaw that would be appropriate Avenue I don't know if it comes with a pen I'm not gonna with the riffle you
00:19:39| think they bring that inside with them you might actually welcome people if you could balance it in such a way that you could run and then have them push back and you could just float in the air with
00:19:47| the you know you'd be floating like a head to the rickshaw sounds a little bit like my argument that in the rear wheel stroller where I push my son it's actually easier to push him and run
00:19:58| because my hands never go down and I'm always falling forward and I just keep rolling so I'm not actually running hmm because you know because I'm not running I'm just leaning
00:20:08| forward on the stroller and it just keeps going for lessons your your impact baby okay I think of that sometimes but I'm pretty sure there's an anti-science for that
00:20:18| I hope so you should record yourself running with hit me upload it prove this wrong prove me wrong Mythbusters they're all gonna have babies at age like 61 and point to push a baby
00:20:35| they couldn't borrow one who's in the bylaws or something or they weren't allowed near kids I'm not saying that I hope the Mythbusters I'm not saying anything about maybe they're not yours
00:20:46| old everybody by the 10th is about the caste sure don't hand it no man yeah as far as get how much you taking a bike how long would it take you honestly it's like 18 miles or something so it would
00:21:01| take me at least what for four hours maybe leave that feel like you're going around cars and all the road like what is this guy doing here you say that every every car what was this guy doing
00:21:13| here what is this guy doing here and really there's gonna solar flare that rule at all the clubs the problem is now I think people will be so nervous that you have to shelter right so you might
00:21:21| be very good husband or they're trying to get you to stay at work and you'd be like fuck fucking fuck you guys I don't want to stay even near you okay but what are your chance survival greatest in a
00:21:34| large group or now I don't think so because you run food and then all of your Freya's right yes they true but but isn't that how civilization is based the reason you don't live alone is because
00:21:49| you can delineate responsibilities and like you know someone we turn to food someone's in charge healthcare Celine Curtis tonight I guess fit me making all these
00:21:56| delineations in six hours is a little definitely over six thousand years your than her armor do you need to be our gladiator yeah I I can barely walk battle with their gun
00:22:12| they're running down the office hallways to prove who gets the food Alice tink it's a yeah I just imagine like you know there's that one movie about the soccer team
00:22:23| that crashes on like one of the mountains have you seen this one occult I think it's called airplane Mike people there Pat that's a commie but doesn't think there's no Leslie
00:22:32| Nielsen it's really funny yeah not this one there's one that they crash and then they have to decide who gets even know he says and stop calling me Shirley I've seen it yeah is there Kevin sorry so
00:22:46| like we think yeah pre-business yeah and they're like frozen bodies so they have a scene where the guys like shaving off a thigh so I can eat it and then he runs out of human dead human to eat and
00:23:00| they're like all looking at each other oh they eat dead ones verbs that make sense okay I've heard this and it's a cold environment so I guess if it was a hot environment that would make it much
00:23:10| different right N'awlins need something stinky and you're already and then only last like a couple days until you're like right this out it's gonna new what yes so I think that's pretty good
00:23:25| well wait I don't even know are you going home I'm going home and then what buckling down till stuff from Taiwan just praying and getting near my food source which is my pantry because I know
00:23:37| there's food there and your woman woman she's not gonna make it [Laughter] her first oh crap so in this scenario I always think I'm headed back home I'm
00:23:51| the protector or under whatever I was 32 and painted and this happened and I was like huh let her find you again or the wrong way I just start walking the other way with my thumbs looking quarters in
00:24:07| there and smilin like so you fashioned like a bow or like a whatever you started start a new life you tell people you have a different name I mean by the time Electric runs back up like art it's
00:24:21| kind of ruined some databases right right solid dude how many people would just slip into the heat there and also you don't have time to rebuy Rifai everyone you're like okay we have to
00:24:32| take him at his word he's so-and-so what skills does he have he has a job here so do we got much doors your paperwork somewhere where they're like okay we have to go through
00:24:41| all 220 million records now they're like nope no yeah they go through each one well isn't that the on free or die hard premise all our social security information is stored in a super cool
00:25:05| database in a eastern PA or I just say eastern PA all-time involvement state but yeah I don't was there actually a plot to the movie yet oh yeah yeah dude the skinny dude the nerdy dude yeah the
00:25:23| nerdy leaves his daughter disappeared he disappeared yeah five years ago well he probably had divorce and a baby or something this is an assumption we'll look up your bitch you can do whatever I
00:25:35| mean yeah that is true you could disappear and do whatever you want which it's pretty burned out Hollywood yeah that's what happened the whole point is the bad guy is um he acts like he's
00:25:50| blowing on Washington DC but really he's going to this site offshore and just deleting everyone's social security number and everything and encrypting it all into a pocket piece audiences it's
00:26:12| like folks at home this is really happening scream and run out your door immediately if you want did you have a scenario for me I might take too long I'll come back
00:26:26| to you with a scenario I think all right pause for station identification hey folks here at the UM handers with to a lot of weird stuff sometimes were spread
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00:30:12| number notice that were like oh you said the two the towels one eight two four four seven eight that's that's incredible that's a long model number I need one sad you're like calling
00:30:27| somebody up and just like I need this model number and then you ran off and they're like oh yes sir we'll find that right away send this immediately get it - it cost
00:30:36| me $30 sir today only promo code on panders at Nick and an underscore Amberson Nick and Dan you will get it for 1099 oh man those good quality that's gonna do it for the meeting hi
00:30:58| Ellen will be one whooping gone for 31 minutes but we didn't do a celebrity challenge oh I don't ready you got one I kind of want to I don't know if I want to see this but I
00:31:08| want to have it happen you want to hear it but crazy whoa McCaffrey you can jump up well doing Skype I mean use be happy I downloaded it when I was three get rid of it okay you pronounce her own good
00:31:19| okay hit the right back with your attendant yeah referring to I can't say that's why I mispronounced it I'm a genius I kind of I I think this would happen I think it would actually occur
00:31:37| so I'm gonna choose to have it I'll make one up it's gonna be good I know it's gonna be good but yeah I know challenge you're gonna make sure that you you know I wouldn't let's cut and do it I feel
00:31:48| like it's always sunny would already have this so you had Danny DeVito do body paint so I'm just challenging me to have body paint on like full body paint and just probably post a picture because
00:32:02| I feel like you see mostly like women doing body paint and you're always like intrigued but Dan you know you might like look at it and be like I can't be and they need me play like you look back
00:32:13| and be like what am I trying like you're trying to figure out if it is body paint but try not to look close enough to see the ironically enough do you know what I thought of when you said Danny DeVito
00:32:25| and nudity I thought it's weird he's shaped like this Bluebird I feel like and I tried to think of what he's shaped like if there's another human being long as you know close to noon came to I'm on
00:32:38| penguin from the original madman that's because he was penny wait a minute that was Danny DeVito have you no wonder he shaped like Danny DeVito but it really caught me off guard that shaved my youth
00:32:51| my youth right there his shape shaped by you she shaped you shaved your that's incredible well folks so the first would be unpack
00:33:04| ooh Dan to shave is you wish I had to strongly not hate video but yeah these problems I think we can move on to oh wait I was gonna do the research topic but
00:33:19| there's one topic ahead of it what there's called the word of the day whoa and I do have word I was watching a I keep I finished watching Anthony Bourdain's parts unknown and the Netflix
00:33:37| was just stuck on that screen and I said really it's over so I'll move on but inland was like one of the last episodes he brings up carpetbaggers people who search out opportunistic money ventures
00:33:54| unscrupulously that's not just a thing from the 20s or 30s it where I think it the first couple definitions are you know from those errors and are too specific to really apply but the last
00:34:06| one was they were carpetbaggers in like the nineteen twenties or something right they what moved around and tried to admit like take advantage of people I guess so hold on whoa so when I were to
00:34:17| the damp it no that's not the word of the day no no it's no I was like sure what and what is the fine can we for the audience or for whoever isn't because I know tell
00:34:30| me what carpetbagger actually the first oh I think I know there's people who move tell em I I know the definition once with carpet and bagging think it's vacuum salesman hey I think it's that
00:34:45| they pack up their house and move so they like they put everything in a carpet and just like kind of carried on their back no I think it's bathroom salesmen do you
00:34:53| think so that they're going around house to house this is from the nineteen twenties do they have vacuums back then Eureka Oh Eureka I thought of it yes Bissell name is they name Brad Pitt
00:35:06| a big vintage Lennox it's bad mover oh cool it's like the mainstay I missed it thanks yeah I think that's it they said Schafer's I'd be like oh yeah maybe right yeah bullshit General Electric
00:35:28| yeah oh really there I know they made fridges you don't think they made one vacuum we don't think the guys were like we got like Hatake that made everything at one point or like
00:35:42| yeah hot let's try it what the heck is that it's like a knockoff brand of everything you've ever owned no I put it anyway anyway anyway folks at home so I'm going back to a
00:35:56| word that really most people take a word and they derive it like upwards right they make it more specific so I unscrupulous I'm going back to scruples because no one ever uses the
00:36:07| word scruples one of mine I'll say it I don't care they stopped buying from us as of a month ago well my own big stops was called scruples hmm it's a strip club like that that's weird though no
00:36:26| it's like well because it used to be pulled just over in and change the scruples I know the Oprah did okay there you go now it's Alan scruples huh I guess that sounds as you're weird
00:36:43| because scruples are my moral obligations like live with society and be aware of it and protect it so is it being used ironic I guess it is yeah for all those people inside there chuckling
00:36:58| in in their hearts in their horns are clearly visible to the public all that was huh what I think would be my word of the day relaxed is meant ironically ironically
00:37:15| this yeah well hold on ironically I think it's cool to say with the extra syllable ironically I think yeah ironical II just see the notices be like in the post office and be like well i
00:37:30| buy these stamps but more ironically than anything else it's see if someone says anything in fact they might people when they're not sure if they heard something and it might be smart there
00:37:41| tend to agree oh yeah 100% all you have those people some people will yeah I mean you have a story about this where you're serving people ice
00:37:51| cream in the family dairy right penis their strengths are what peanuts or sprinkles do I have to spell it out for you boy I know dude second mark but I always had peanuts with sprinkles I was
00:38:08| young I was like 14 I was very cute but when I first said it was always penises Pringles [Music] yeah all those people probably watching
00:38:21| the podcast entirely I knew someone at homes crying thing for peanuts yep I was underage at the time that's why this is our pause do the research now because I think we're gonna hit hard
00:38:50| and then we got like one thing left for you so we're gonna hit Scientology what and we're gonna reference other sources so please don't sue us like you did the IRS back yeah alleged no that's no we
00:39:13| say yeah allegedly that's what happened so I do want to say something interesting instead of like I didn't really have anything interesting I think you're grasping at straws here but see
00:39:27| okay what song can queens girl's name I was doing Lea I was a room Remini early remedy remedy for me yes Leah Remini Oh Tom Cruise Elisabeth Moss Kirstie Alley yeah Danny
00:39:52| Masterson awesome Jason Lee Jason Lee My Name Is Earl really and God just kiddy doing yeah isn't that weird and hold on
00:40:04| when herself even crazier his fat friend losing all the movies with him yeah really good yes he um he's inside house too or was this is all allegedly and was the some of these people did we do you
00:40:16| think some of the people just like cycles or just be like okay let me see what this is about I attention most them did check this one we're gonna knock your socks at all
00:40:23| right new everybody home sit down the rapper Dougie fresh some other interesting we're back really hurts me is like how could you say I was a huge bad guy but the fact that he is
00:40:47| hurts me it's almost like mine yeah what would you do this is a cool one Nancy Cartwright allegedly the voice from Bart Simpson gentle a woman huh hey Manny shorts I
00:41:01| believe in Xena [Music] Oh Sonny Sonny Bono we've heard of him oh yeah that's sure check this one's gonna knock your socks off shame no
00:41:19| she's not listed and he might God's will of his art invention so there and check this one out Seinfeld Jared yeah I feel like maybe it's not like two big celebrities is probably not a religion
00:41:38| it's probably just a means of social life okay let's check this club out and it also said search it isn't they started in like 1974 like you know giggles and whatever who knows all these
00:41:51| diminutive beautiful years but yeah touch the weird that's the weird thing would like layer so hold on there's there's I did a little research I cracked a few codes these names I just
00:42:02| mentioned all allegedly but we'll assume they are because if if you add a new letter is it still here kinda hold on the first no the first letter of all their names
00:42:12| spells Lenny Dykstra who were faced with Phillies in 1993 leadoff hitter lady extra I don't know understand folks biggest con man ever looking good he didn't make Bank and then I lose a oh he
00:42:30| went to jail Lenny oh he was making side bets wasn't he no he was on Schoology though weird well no no no he allegedly was actually convicted of all his crimes so we have
00:42:42| any whatever the hell we want about Lenny yeah trying on the exact he was living like these foundations one was like a helicopter it was like you can rent a house you don't know like you can
00:42:57| rent a helicopter in via celebrity for a day for $200,000 and they argue around and it was a service and bought a mansion and it was like this lifestyle you can buy for days at a time but you
00:43:07| could rent being a star but it's just way too much and like either one person or two people is all that ever signed up for it and like he had already bought the mansion and the helicopters I think
00:43:19| he really just want to buy these things and pretend to rent them out to people well and a lot of tax evasion and lying on his stuff and in him in jail he just got out a year ago he went out in the
00:43:30| land set me straight that would be fine I would agree with everything - I never even heard about that cuz I just didn't get he had some illness or something and then he disappeared I left Philadelphia
00:43:41| and never heard about him again no I might even one of the other 93 Phillies did you know like eight of them have like brain lung cancer and they think it's from playing on the turf at
00:43:52| the over the ballpark used to it turn around veteran save see ya that man is what they're thinking because house would like seven players who played for the Phillies have brain related cancer
00:44:06| made that weird dip of the turf though well no no but then the rest of the league would probably have it do you why didn't seven players on the Phillies do you mean like it seems it has to be
00:44:18| Philadelphia related you would think anyway everyone check your facts at home they did six anyway folks we're here to talk about yes that one favorite religion we all
00:44:32| know and love scientist ecology yep Scientologists mm-hmm so which Burton do you want to hit you wanna you wanna go from the Lea aspect because she Shona Leah Leah Leah Leah hey Leah good friend
00:44:51| of the podcast she was actually in it when she was young that's who you are yes then so one thing I did notice I don't know where to start so I will say I did some research outside the numbers
00:45:04| when you really get into it you want to be a member and also expect you become a great one something wrong if different levels you know but that's not this this is before an operating thing which is no
00:45:16| TIG I'm sure you know all that the OTS I guess T I was doing dating levels or whatever you're talking about right yeah yeah which are called oat it kind of your operating thing whatever for some
00:45:27| reason you're an operator I don't know hmm I know why this is the things or machines in your operation sure I guess sure but anyway before you can even become that you have to get clear which
00:45:38| is like it's like the ultimate high it's like yeah let's get clear come mentally uglier he really got clear spiritually clear you dug it clear the whole goal of the religion is to get clear hmm
00:45:50| so you go to these what sessions what are they called right they're sessions I actually don't 100% know but it wasn't enough auditing sessions Yeah right okay yes okay so you go to an auditing
00:46:00| session and you become graded based on your tests on the G meter yeah the only minutes which is what petals it's a part of a lie detector actually right 1/3 you know it's not the heart rate and one
00:46:16| monitor or the heart rate and me which those things are actually they did a test on it and there are only 52 percent accurate in the terminal it's just tell me if they kept doing it
00:46:27| it would end up at 50 yeah yes and tell you that it it's full of crap but these people believe it obviously because it's it's got some sort of feedback and then what their
00:46:38| things did you do any real research into the actual science of the the e-meter I didn't I didn't either I mean I think it just reads like pulses
00:46:47| from your body and like somehow your your waves are generating this amount of negative energy and that's how they measure it and they say oh you're lying or you need to talk about that more
00:46:58| according to you to them Farnum said you wanted it's like the reading goes up and it reads like I want to say electronic and pull signals from your body which may or may not be related to anything
00:47:12| but they say it's thought I guess if your brain gets caught into a big pot it's as their version of a sin I guess it's not called acid in this religion but a same thing right it's like this
00:47:21| yeah the stress related to line or something right which sounds really freaky for a religion to be testing you on lies and find I guess there's a there's a good
00:47:31| feeling to be scientifically validated if you're joining a religion like it's not like all fairies it's like well this is songs it's real science science ecology and but that's the idea new
00:47:43| that's who it appeals to they wanted yeah well that's kind of this the theme I was picking it from the people who are talking about it there's these people that really enjoyed being a part of it
00:47:53| because I guess it has like a bunch of like a little bit of introspection and they give me in a community and their app added something and they pretend they're scientific almost right we give
00:48:03| readings and levels and thanks it's the higher facts that they made up but what's allegedly - yeah which completely go out the window once you you pay up these levels so there's milking money
00:48:19| now as you hold on a lot of other large numbers you've got numbers oh yeah oh so a great one which is your first grade if you want to really become involved in religion and work your way up to
00:48:30| becoming an order when you take grade one lessons over the course of either a year six months however long it takes you to finish this then you pay six hundred and fifty dollars empty price
00:48:41| but not crazy I don't know how many grades there were I think all four of five and around two years of work you can become clear after you're clear
00:48:52| you become an OT and you can start auditing other people first they make you audit yourself I'm a solo auditor at ot1 which is after Claire you go to Ooty
00:49:05| once you've been there for two years ot one solo auditing class these numbers may have change this is what it was years ago ot to which you can take the seizure
00:49:21| Donna takes six months six weeks whatever when you finish ot to five thousand two hundred and twenty five dollars we go down wait
00:49:32| no no it's 2007 or out of eighty I face it so 2750 start twenty seven fifty fifty to twenty five ot three which is where the the one guy in the video said I was like what the fuck just like does
00:49:46| three days do you know how much it cost him to get there eight thousand nine hundred and ten dollars so thing everybody's yes that's a lot of money now you got to
00:49:58| feel like an idiot or you eleven hold on that's part of it I assume you have to get to ot three there's four or five six seven I got a number for seven which is a didn't get the name of that class ot7
00:50:12| you have to spend thirty to three thousand dollars to become a member of roti seven Wow there's an OT 8 and this is around when ron hubbard l ron hubbard died he had he
00:50:26| had drafted up ideas for OT 9 10 11 12 thought was interesting this is also a even scientology list once they get to around ten they have really badass names like number 12
00:50:47| OT 12 is called future so you become a future so how has predicting the future of guess so wait OT 14 becomes ability I like that name unlike something new hold on
00:51:02| ot 16 good not your friggin socks off it's called telekinesis that's right how awesome is that I want to sign up right now I wish is that I did there were no numbers because he it
00:51:14| died it's so they could you could but it I prepared well if I were the only ones yeah yeah because then you can make it really back yeah easy easy anyway the coolest thing was um OT 19
00:51:33| was called celestial ds5 sweating the idea here ice this man and our girl um girl Leah she estimated I'm not sure if she's right after you know 30 years in this and working we're up through levels
00:51:52| and paying for all these classes and courses because that's we could consider them she estimated that if you really wanted to make it to all the way to eight those people would have spent
00:52:01| roughly five hundred thousand dollars so it's really like a mobile game applied to life and then Hedren yeah except that that doctor only works in the game you're playing referred to a Scientology
00:52:17| yeah and then did you hear to hear this as well let's say you entered stage 555 or a new era Dianetics cooling now let's say you have a friend whose note ii/3 he doesn't want to pay $10,000 for the next
00:52:34| course and you're like let me tell you what's in the boobies he's like find you a hundred thousand dollars what they find you a hundred how many covers man I'll do this is on a
00:52:50| really good source actually I don't know if it's a good source of all white waikiki pedia roy kapeniak like wikipedia heard of whitening PDA yet but i was actually surprised to find
00:53:01| all that but yeah check it out folks it's a lot of amount of money I'm coming in price well here's my thing so once you get to level three that's that and you've spent nine thousand bucks for
00:53:14| this particular briefcase now you're nine thousand bucks after you're already roughly she added their 990 like 20-some thousand hours of this religion peace
00:53:26| and freedom money you open the briefcase and we read the let's tell this story Kanta oh please do please tell what let's say you open the briefcase home what you plant so there's the ring
00:53:36| unless you'll Celeste surely God or something that is having this battle and all these people who honor of them Oh free pastries no find out the origin of the earth yeah the origin to earth Dalit
00:53:48| oh that's weird on the written in Elrond Harvard's Hannibal unlike a dimensional piece of paper I guess I guess they put it back in the briefcase when they're done for that for that price but there
00:54:02| was this giant battle and everyone died and got put into this sort of like spacecraft that goes to a different planet and then they get dropped into this volcano and the volcano erupts with
00:54:14| all these souls which is earth and the souls then just don't have anywhere to go so they start latching on to everyone's body so you have all these statements that are good and bad and
00:54:24| creating new life and that's the whole battle is he got to get all the bad things out right you skip two really important things I want to talk about in Xena
00:54:34| yeah Susie do was essentially a celestial got a right right do you know what he his job was or what he what he told because in the past world wherever this is everyone's gods are saved
00:54:49| whatever these people are and there are a lot of problems very much like the problems here on earth okay very similar to the time that l ron hubbard grew up in
00:54:57| oh no resonance anyway do you know pinnacle the universe under the guise of tax evaluation he was calling these people in so in this other world all these beings will all their problems
00:55:12| were being called in to be almost audited for tax evasion yes boom but this is another world I'm not sure how pacts is working well other words yeah and the Yogi's America you know Xena was
00:55:24| finding all the bad ones and freezing them and launching them in this space originally mentioned right well then they land on earth all the
00:55:34| that's where they were being sent his prison planet and you know you said they're in volcanoes do you know how they awoke this is most interesting thing I heard thought it was like an
00:55:44| eruption of the volcano oh I just interruption an atomic bomb was set up the each pump made that's good before humans were around they were dropping atomic bombs and funkiness
00:55:57| someone was I kind of wanna see that actually that would be amazing but I want to know there are no humans who's making atomic bombs that said them all Xenu
00:56:07| I guess so maybe fresh today please he's making bombs he's a celestial God I guess he does whatever the hell he wants hit atomic bombs
00:56:17| why couldn't make it a regular explosion I'm still confused he used atomic bombs that's a very human thing figure it's like speed Z that's the spin you would throw just be like like this can't be
00:56:29| true but there's bombs they just happened years ago that's that's the person in the background that jumps into your conversation and says but Thomas bombs and then you're just like I think
00:56:40| you're right yep well anyway they these beings were launched in the air and every time I even is born Satan's attached to them and yeah that's what the auditing is about you're trying
00:56:52| to get me move these things by figuring out what they are and I guess they're just like a nice woman do you just pull it out give it to that wonder team in here and then what happens to them I
00:57:04| guess they float around they float around and find a volcano and it's just hang out but we knew some volcanoes yeah but that I mean I guess it's the part of the religion that actually makes sense
00:57:15| because you're actually thinking about like what's hurting you and like deciding on what to fix I agree and I disagree almost entirely it makes no sense
00:57:27| there's worry behind me yeah what it's like leaving out huge gaps it's almost like you paid fourteen thousand dollars the three years really believing let's say a religion and maybe betterment of
00:57:40| yourself and getting rid of inner demons is done by the uncatted you look and you bought a book for essentially fifteen thousand dollars and you looked at it in secret you tell me what about
00:57:52| it was like one page literally it was like even if it was four pages it was like stolons record from The Hobbit and you're like what that's a book that's big and it's like who asked it all and
00:58:08| you're like I'm paid $15,000 you can't back out now anything you just really like and you're not even supposed to tell anyone because there's this big old fine and this so what do you do you just
00:58:20| pretend and go along you're like yeah Obi three was great it was like I figured it all out you just like do this that's the crazy thing though is that you can't talk about how negative it is
00:58:32| because they have people writing knowledge reports on you so even if you talk about anybody that's in Scientology will report back to I guess his name was Miscavige or something he took over
00:58:45| after all ron Hubbard died he got a written down I thought that was interesting too I thought l ron hubbard was around forever also he died in 1986 that's a
00:58:56| long-ass time ago right yeah it's a while ago it's like 31 years I didn't even know Scientology was a thing until like 12 years ago you so don't think it was big either right so my guess is l
00:59:07| ron hubbard made it like almost fairytale s i thought you would have to this it's like artists like their work becomes that much better because they can't make more of it
00:59:17| right so I agree with that but I'm doing what the guy uses reference was a vicious gave us yes gay business confers name distance judge he seems like kind of an anal but he wanted to take the
00:59:28| power and push Scientology whole new just he wanted to just shove it and just yeah but it's like putting a lemon through like a garden hose or something you're just squeezing it all
00:59:39| out of it yeah yep that's lemon in a garden hose gotta fuck sure so the home they made it so that you can't talk freely and then if you do and get I guess excommunicated but they make up
00:59:55| very good this disconnect this year is something that this is so they're just no disconnect yeah they good they make it so that you can't talk to your family you can't talk to your sisters and
01:00:08| brothers your mom your dad they're in Scientology they're expected to essentially disown you so that you never get to talk to anybody you previously talk to which is eye brightening for
01:00:19| Boston it's almost impossible we knew being shunned like it's x-axis communication on a religious and social level like this is crazy yeah which I guess is their goal is to
01:00:30| take over your whole Fabrice or they can manipulate you and everyone else it's very bizarre I found um that there were two elements to it and I guess we would almost say the two architects were l ron
01:00:42| hubbard and our voice Gammage who i will say his name wrong so many goddamn times this episode oh there's one thing you missed there's one thing you know when you start Scientology they make you sign
01:00:54| a contract uh yes I did skip over that little beat down small detail whoa tiny detail but yeah so I guess like Hindus believe that you get what reborn in a caste system right correct so you move
01:01:06| up in the chain you move down a bit depending on how you act but Scientologists believe that you are reborn indefinitely and that every life is beholden to
01:01:17| Scientology so you sign a contract for a billion years to be part of Scientology even after you're reborn 1 billion and who would say like you know a random person on the street like I know you
01:01:33| from a previous life and you sign those contracts wait a minute no no no that is the apes' life you've got baby oh damn it I'm caught boiled again nutty it's crazy
01:01:56| what was the name of that actual deep organization in Scientology piracy Sea Org yeah and I think that began because I'm gonna start at the very beginning so l ron hubbard was married
01:02:09| to this woman and working out so he got a divorce or was about to be so he took his children down to Cuba I believe yes Yuma and he was calling his wife telling her
01:02:20| that their children were in my grave danger like he had done stuff to them yeah and this is all from a document and thing that's already on the website somewhere so it's not me saying it's
01:02:31| someone else's sighted that's the source so it's real it's real really source yep oh and so he was just messing with her mind in like breaking her spirit and I think at the end of it he actually
01:02:45| returned back with them fully intact and you David children they had grown like a year or something and then you know I think he had a divorce and decided to go to Europe and the Mediterranean and
01:02:57| bought like some sort of old Cruise Line ship do you know why I don't I miss that part international waters the lost in the plateau right now the IRS had just started chasing him yes and by good I RS
01:03:11| yes so he decided he needed to live at sea for many many years so he started sailing to different Mediterranean ports and making people followers did you hear this though
01:03:23| eventually all the ports closed to him it's an annual so where did he head who's who say not the IRS did not give up though if I'm not mistaken so they kept saying you're not a religion you
01:03:39| owe us several hundred thousand dollars which eventually grew to a grand total of you get a number I don't know the numbers oh yeah 1 billion 1 billion dollars in
01:03:51| taxes David when he knocked over years and years and years and evading and everything in federal and state whatever well he had created like Dianetics way before that which had grown and then
01:04:04| failed and then he changed that into Scientology which then took off and still isn't I'm still amazed that the red flags thrown up by this guy there's so many weird things that just movement
01:04:16| is a fiction for a living it likes he broke previously about these things as fiction he's evading the IRS the government he's hiding it see and yet he has the answers to this God
01:04:30| that no one else knows about and the only way to get it is to pay him money and people are like yeah I think he's got something you might know that Sherman
01:04:46| you had talking about the people who Thor oh there's so many people out there that I guess they just want to have a following they wanna have something to
01:04:54| do and then there's other people that just are gullible like if you catch them at the right time they'll be like yeah that's true someone told me that it's true I believe
01:05:03| a little bit of this now I'm I didn't think of this while I watched the whole thing and I've said it before but I really think Scientology changed a lot between
01:05:12| Hubbard and the other guy again I escaped it's just you know at the beginning and well but I'm gonna say up to 86 it seems like it's more of a sci-fi fun give me money I have secrets
01:05:29| kind of religion and around 86 even though these are Hubbard's ideals it almost became more violent if that makes sense when this guy took over more Mormon control yeah yeah yeah exactly
01:05:41| and it's totally a self-serving wheel in that to join the religion you have to be audited and most these people are ordered in on tape so they tell you to talk about your fears and what's wrong
01:05:52| with you and your sins we're almost admitting on camera oh I fantasize about little boys long time my name is Jared we're good subway this is this is gonna go to church but
01:06:03| we'd you spent all anyone and they're like you're doing good you're doing good Jared you're letting all those things out letting those things out good job good job and then four years down the
01:06:12| line he's paying $19 are these like this is stupid and they're like he's like guess what I'm gonna leave they're like interesting because we have you saying that paper over the rules huh weird you
01:06:22| like to stay in the wood now he's like what is the next level I will buy OT none we'll take it unless you're being it's the highest level I might has no future though I'll work up to it the
01:06:46| antenna is mine so the folks at home let's do it on Pandora chance if we hit enough followers to afford ot7 I'll just take OC seven I won't even do the old ones that's thirty to forty thousand
01:07:01| dollars of just fun change I'll do it I mean the primelink go by you get the lesson in you don't think I can buy lesson seven I have to take five six eighty four there's probably a year
01:07:13| level involved right you're probably right she probably joined now and then when we get there any colors any black veil I will tell you what I don't think the Scientologists would take us I don't
01:07:29| think they would either because I think I think they prey on people who are gullible or not right that just none no no we're a mystic yeah smart what stupid the people most the name of the guy the
01:07:45| funny guy throughout the whole thing he's an actor I didn't get his name no I listened to a long time ago so oh did you he's an actor he like very gruff I feel
01:07:56| he's not intelligent abilities from Boston or something they love sports well he's an that give me an example what he said I was like what dish they talk on yeah yeah he's thinking I opened
01:08:07| the case and read the back like what what was it I don't know who he was anyway he cracked me up like he was like I just wanted to belong next thing I know I'm up to my chin and day tomato
01:08:22| Bella coulda said that yeah I think you coulda said uh yeah that's the thing is though people I feel like he was realistic and I'm pretty sure he got out and then realistic or the ones who got
01:08:33| out like um even via Seinfeld our friend Jerry sign both good friend of the podcast he got out yeah dude you got like fifty years ago he came out probably would Hubbard died did you hear
01:08:45| how they announced he died no that was fascinating so they get all these people together for a gala I think one he's got where yep and I guess and then
01:08:58| he don't quote me on this put it I get I got the impression that's where they announced he died and it wasn't by saying he died it was that he thought they did they were really weird the
01:09:10| times and dates and all that did you catch that all the time yeah I couldn't fall on September 11 8:00 p.m. on Wednesday Friday the 19 no and I feel like that's pretty specific 870 p.m.
01:09:23| they were like um l ron hubbard reach the next level of his experience and it wasn't here on earth and people started like slowly clapping and i was like why and they're like they're like we should
01:09:36| not be sad for him for his moved on to better and greater powers and things and he won't give us direction from beyond avec they just announced he died in the weirdest way ever like you would also
01:09:48| use dead yeah I would expect that though yeah don't be blue they're not reasonable and yet they've read this like the thing about the Xenu and all right so here's get me he and Zenith and
01:10:02| Z who kills it in although although all the women that stay with the religion though it sounds nuts like it sounds crazy even like like Lea she her Leia whatever name is Lea I'm gonna say it
01:10:16| the King James yeah she even even though she was really skeptical it seemed she also wrote like these knowledge reports on her husband so she she was a she's a whistleblower coat she was
01:10:31| whistleblowing on everyone else and then like everyone did she was yes something's up with that because she was even like protecting Scientology while talking about how like Tom Cruise
01:10:43| shouldn't be doing like she's like people are representing Scientology wrong I wonder if she was I paid a little bit like you know not going against and maybe also afraid to offend
01:10:53| people cheap to us friends and family members with you know to me that's so you know how you all you insult something and insulting the blow after the fact and then they like started
01:11:01| whispering behind your back what what is weird is um I work out my treat lost it are we gonna talk about how they sued the IRS now when we go there apparently there's like
01:11:17| twenty two or hundred lawsuits against it like individuals who work at the IRS this isn't like against the IRS it's like I'm gonna sue this person who works there for you know having a a lawn
01:11:28| that's overgrown it's like ridiculous stuff they did raise a really good point I think they had Tom Cruise give the speech but the IRS is lawyers attorneys good at giving the law and you know
01:11:40| denominating what belongs to federal and doesn't is this a branch that is in this or religion is the question well then I will write and is this branch of government really qualified to decide
01:11:52| who is a religion and who isn't they seem like more like lawyers and attorneys I don't think they know what a religion is which is a good point I mean they probably should be in charge of
01:12:02| that right you think you'd like to throw it to like Supreme Court and say you know it's right where a Supreme Court or someone I had no clue religion that's weird they don't have a branch for that
01:12:14| but I guess that would become too controversial yeah and how do you start a fight over which it is and what isn't once you get a number of followers I mean I think you just have to let it go
01:12:27| so then what do you say like even murder cults and stuff but they have enough followers they're good to go what a child molester cults because thank you mom Warren it was part of the latter day
01:12:42| I want to say it but he like he he spun off of Mormon faith and he had like these compounds so like anything inside these compounds was like loose like Lehr games yes so they couldn't tell what was
01:12:54| going on but he was doing these things against young girls and manipulating people all general yeah and he's he got arrested for something I figure what it was but he got arrested he's put in a
01:13:08| Cell and then like videotaped him inside the cell and the entire time it's like he's standing staring at a wall and just like for hours like almost like 23 hours a day he's just like standing there like
01:13:21| you see I'm like vibrating and walking moving back and forth he's like communicating with God they suppose but it was all yeah that he was it was still because he was listening to
01:13:33| God hear something crazy that's some law and order stuff there they go like like the the psychologist knows how he murders his victims is like well that's client that's very privileged yeah give
01:13:44| you this mental state into telling me like give it come on Lenny wants to know yeah I guess there's a practical any in the Briscoe folks young painters like Lennie Briscoe these are never gonna
01:13:57| live it the old guy you know white guy who gives the clever one liners in law and order like he's like he's like I don't know I was just in the in the house all I know is they call me big run
01:14:06| he's like you're going to the big house all right he says like clever stuff like that he's get the big eyebrows yeah yellow they're huge yeah he's awesome he's he
01:14:16| has the coolest lines anyway the young panders represents Lenny we represent Brisco Glenn we call them Len here elbow depending on which were the characters facing although um but um yeah it
01:14:35| becomes like a social nightmare though if you're gonna break up like a compound of a thousand people like right how do you know you're just like okay everyone out of the compound now everybody back
01:14:47| in cuz we can do it in refugee issue did yeah I did search on the refugee mom that's another story did you watch the curves good didn't nugget episode the Kurds yeah I didn't
01:15:02| see that one but I think I know he goes check it out folks but uh we're not here to judge I'm here to pan we are here to tell you that I don't know how but I feel like
01:15:18| the higher up celebrities actually made a ton of money off Scientology I think it's anything that's where we should just clout either paying for clout I feel like they have fun I feel
01:15:29| like they they probably are embedded like will digi here's ocean smooth cruise thing with all he just casually mentioned he wanted a girlfriend they
01:15:40| found him one well they made him did you hear about that do you recall this part so there's this girl I forget her name and she was like just a young girl who didn't have a lot of attachments in
01:15:50| Scientology has she seen Katie no no this doesn't sound enough no someone else is really weird so they um they spent six months vetting her and make sure like shouldn't have a secret past
01:16:03| she wasn't like raising a red flag she's totally seemed normal get along Sater are they nice to give this Dayton's out of her things they spent twenty thousand dollars of
01:16:13| Scientology's money to buy her Burberry clothes and like super fashion stuff like really high stuff and they told her she was going on a secret mission they didn't tell her what was they they had
01:16:26| her hair colored by the person just on cruises here and apparently they had secretly they made her hair the color that he loves and woman red huh right so hold on you're spending all this money
01:16:39| darling this girl up doing all sorts of stuff cuz they're trying to set Tom Cruise up with her and they made them meet at something just very casually we're we're just going to rumor
01:16:49| intentional Oh intentional because it was on Thomas's well I left regardless of whether he did or didn't Scientology set in this girl up big-time spending big bucks big whatever on this random
01:17:03| Hani probably I don't fit into a picture hmm and uh so one day she's talking to the president guy he keep referencing I keep saying his name wrong let's go Wester and she says she has a hate thing
01:17:16| and he's telling her all these things at her mission how she's supposed to be with Tom and she claims she has a headache and a headache kind of headache he got so mad at her did he just like
01:17:26| the answer just boom huh so they took away our clothes they made her start cleaning toilets and she wasn't allowed to talk to her friends and stuff some weird stuff they do and then readjust
01:17:36| and there's right and then a week later Tom Cruise had a new girl show up and be his girlfriend and it was like what he's before but I guess in that like Tom Cruise
01:17:48| would get whatever he wanted but did you recall that he said one time it would be cool to have a limo with something on the side and they just like all the workers got together in need
01:18:00| that's nuts so that I guess maybe they weren't paying and maybe it's a member of an angel scheme or some sort of manipulation scheme because if you were
01:18:08| tied into it I'm gonna say it a religion then you could you can manipulate people into doing pretty much anything like if you were like I want a Boeing 757 they said it's home they paid their
01:18:23| laborers because it's illegal to make someone work X amount of hours midrange have 40 cents an hour is that weird man is so low right but I maybe it was paid for services not for all they were going
01:18:37| works either way I just thought was weird but maybe that's where people who were higher up have social status a rich already can kinda reap some benefits because it's all tax-free - right I mean
01:18:56| so for them that makes sense for a Tom Cruise for some the other day other than let's just call a herd there's something in it for them and they get to see what people in the color like which might be
01:19:06| amusing animals oh they semi buy-in not all the way but like semi do you know what I mean like they they're not I think they might let me even some like some some of the beliefs but some of the
01:19:20| other stuff it just seems to our initiatives leave it a bunch of OT three or the wall of fire as we yeah good topics I think is to show what people are capable of yeah I mean you see it in
01:19:39| other religions were all religious are bad you see you see people who buy into like the most random of things and religions like they read like one Bible passage and then they they say our
01:19:52| professor from the Quran and they say this is what life is supposed to be but it like doesn't make any sense and they're not applying it right and there just like going off doing whatever they
01:20:01| want to be as generic as possible like these right and so leave whatever you ever see did you ever even say what I almost actually thought about this right now one religion is good because they
01:20:15| all have the ability to make someone feel good about themselves self provides some kind of structure for their lives that's we say sin free but at least morally good yes yeah it doesn't in
01:20:30| theory any of other people and you're still be sabbatical and you're striving to advise good that's the good things Budget Office which are on scale one to ten I'd give that a seven well that's
01:20:40| pretty good a sense pretty good there right but on literally the other hand religious possibility in the other direction is like bombing killing maiming doing pretty much the worst
01:20:52| exude like a ten in the DES Gail it's like taking the goal away from people and then forcing them to work towards that goal by doing whatever that person decides which he is but I feel like the
01:21:08| evil potential is always like nine or ten and a good pen was always like seven or eight but I feel like the good potential is spread between like you know that for be bright like more people
01:21:17| or no there's just some people doing good stuff good stuff like the five percent going like the who yeah everyone else is just like what yeah it's yeah oh man I say we check it out do you think
01:21:33| they'll find this video they'll sue us that's what we'll do whoa 400 lawsuits game line well this is weird I just read the beginning of this exact see we said all our thoughts ideas
01:21:48| everything we said is actually some not to heart of what not a bargain are actively believes we were kidding folks it's actually cool if you want to join and we have no Frances those refunds are
01:22:02| house we're gonna join what we were saying was a big old joke if anyone even tried to use this in court I'd be like oh did you go to the end of me did you even look we love labor plus my
01:22:12| friends right Scientologists Asst Scientologists yeah they're smart oh we were talking about Lutheran's I read it wrong and if they're going to Sue's here's a real
01:22:31| good question if they did those would prove more true than Ross yeah I think we're comments at the commentary commentating on light but there's so it's I think it's fair for game
01:22:46| what if they proved all their stuff was super true could they say well your honor you have a news right here and a picture of Xenu right here at Austin Oh God we really we really upped up dan
01:22:59| dan there Xena yeah be screwed screwed we should probably send it off right now I know yeah yeah I'm gonna hit the button now because I really
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