Transcript of Episode 19 - China's Reproductive Law One Child Only
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00:00:00| so I'm Dan our breathing exercises went overboard I'm Nick folks at home we are together we are at Immaculate boy breathing in talking Yun and her thoughts that's both of us you gotta
00:00:23| have two to make one yeah I'm staying here this is like having babies probably please you can still on panda on your own you can on pander by yourself just have some paper towels on
00:00:33| the ready and don't let anyone walk in on your when yet sit there oh man for the record we're an 18 and older podcast if you're not 18 and older just put this up on like the Circuit City
00:00:47| computers just start throwing up all over in Circuit City back to Radio Shack go back in time pull this up we will blow some minds folks that's not all we're gonna blow well we're gonna blow
00:00:58| through some records tonight oh yeah world record on panders mistake-free podcast we're gonna see how far we can go without making our first mistake I wonder if they have the
00:01:10| longest podcast known to man still going I feel like yeah it's not a mistake folks we're still going strong here at the amp Anders another quick thing we'd like to say for all the
00:01:22| others that we refer to our fans as a lot of people watch and probably know that uh I think the man anything we say is its indiscernible from disseminating you can't discriminate we don't intend
00:01:44| FL tape you can't broadcast it again whether Kenny's Brenda moon is consent expressed written consent and it does not reflect the opinions hearing or beliefs here in
00:01:56| expressed by myself or Dan your cocoa caster my co caster my coke ass so everything we say is just dust in the wind votes underneath value rarely exactly
00:02:10| and return value only that's almost a tongue twister almost but I do have a better one oh sure in it I have a tongue twister for the podcast everyone is I love these
00:02:19| things this one this one I picked up walking along and I started humming it to myself and it turn to words and the words took form and I came up with this today's
00:02:31| triest tea grace Fraga bond tea go on regal in today's three states trois those Spanish those you at home you have a little fun untangle in that one it has to do with
00:02:48| sad Tigers and they're in transit somewhere I don't know I couldn't translate it but it sounds try and say that one three times with folks just try it I feel like I'm sitting on a bed and
00:03:01| there's a TV flashing and the lights glowed dim and that starts to play in the background and a lot of weird stuffs happening maybe people are floating they don't want to be floating the true name
00:03:13| of God's being said and then you hear a voice who shoot Pazuzu its mozzie from those learning commercials you remember there was like a language learning commercial for children ah and it was
00:03:30| French and it was like teach your kids French and English and it was like a mozzie will help them learn it was this big fuzzy character are you an usual oh no oh oh listen I saw a commercial a
00:03:43| couple of million times probably Nickelodeon commercial I don't I have no idea someone look it up and put it in the comments Oh mozzie like it felt like it's just his name no he was just a big
00:03:56| fuzzy monster he was a ten-foot tall monster but he was lovable and fuzzy the monster that's fuzzy wuzzy if he just unravel yeah it's all right here fantastic what is it what did we do here
00:04:11| no I guess we just talked about stuff whatever might come into our purview our purview which is everything which is everything we've been at each other's sandwiches and census fences
00:04:24| unless we're really hungry well really it's just a couple of friends catching up after a pretty long Thanksgiving break their way for a lot mm-hmm do you think people who don't watch the
00:04:38| app the unban ders playing video games think they'll skip over those episodes didn't they like skip over they don't even know do you think about your shitty all whole meal
00:04:51| we're gonna come back well I could mention that but I don't know how quick that I can unload the store and you already heard it okay then we don't need to that's fine but while we do smirk or
00:04:59| smiles everyone know I was thinking like so Thanksgiving was kind of a disappointment that good mugs have to go into it because it I just think about a day if you spring it up folks just bring
00:05:11| up Thanksgiving lunch just say this guy eight years down the road I just I don't want talking about it but hold on let's get it we talked enough you people stay in your house and it's Thanksgiving
00:05:24| nothing mm-hmm your wife is pregnant oh and your daughter's pregnant graduation party thank you thank you how do you not have more than one option for food which one of the options contain carbohydrates
00:05:39| and sugar which is bad for a pregnant woman because they get pre diabetic or diabetic if you feed them tons of carbs so there's literally for lunch we were waiting two extra hours on a
00:05:52| shitty french toast meal which did not eat anyone's expectations and no it said a damn thing just sat quietly didn't say grace secretly hated each other and wished that this holiday would end
00:06:07| sooner it sounds like Church what you're describing is the Christian values also known as mass now everyone's just waiting for the holiday to end no one's saying anything out loud everyone's
00:06:20| quiet more folding our hands and just is it over or how much longer so really what you experiences the first mass of a new religion called your family interest I know there's actually fun religions
00:06:34| out there just ID atic because even even they begin fun tradition come on come on we almost a pig alive it's fun we did it the first time 100 years ago and you're like yeah kill the pig today and they're
00:06:48| like this is so much fun a pig screaming everyone's throwing stuff at the pig that it's dying and you're just like I can see it yeah but that pig would be tasty oh you could eat
00:07:02| it afterwards I've come back laughs great religion pig roasted hmm I do notice everyone's having babies this is a little bit in relation to yourself the second thing he means second child eat
00:07:18| tell people that on there I got a second phase of babies the only wave here hold on so I try and do this Matt one baby is extremely hard changing your life ruins everything
00:07:31| babies are awful for the record the second baby is it 100% more bad so you're doubling down or is it like 50% worse because you've already have a baby it's like or is it like 70% and then my
00:07:46| question becomes what's the third baby now is that like you already got two it's over this is like 20% worse it's not that bad I mean it's still terrible and it's still worse but it's not you're
00:07:56| not 300 percent by the third kid do you know what I mean well I think would you put the percent and do that I don't know try to scales there's like you like a hundred percent difficulty on the first
00:08:05| one right because it's never done it and then you 100% care you're probably a hundred seventy percent effort for two kids okay here probably about 150 percent the drop so there's a little
00:08:19| trouble what about the third are you like 150 like it's dropped even more you're like I'm still caring but yeah and then like by then you have other helpers so you're just like you know the
00:08:30| first kid will get it haha or yeah Oh babysit him it'll be fine just make sure the door is locked you know I'm from Brooklyn I feel bad for the people that have
00:08:45| liked it there's obvious when like a woman has like boy boy boy and then like the third when they're just like oh boy boy no it's worse the other way and we're not sexist here at dampeners we do
00:08:59| cater mostly to men I'll bring them food mostly hungry I just made you sexist - really well you did I know you were just playing on cater you had no idea you're you're playing into a sexual yeah the
00:09:17| funny thing is you think you may be sexist now anyone just so that the body is hairy across the whole Oh everyone stop nobody move who's that a veggie it was a veggie chip kid does it yes I do
00:09:40| cuz you think they're healthy no I don't know he just likes them for some reason he also likes v8 so something's wrong whatever he loves of the eight he wants that and
00:09:50| cause it Gatorade obvious on the same cabinet indicator it's like Gatorade him point to it and I'm like it's be a whatever huh you drink it warm soul he doesn't care I hope he continues that
00:10:01| through like through high school he's the one kid is just like just chug your academi eight it's cool see like drooping all over himself is he's like hmm it's getting wild here to a man
00:10:16| who's red do you drink that I mean I still see him poopy um he does the pooping on his own a hottie I still see it no no no okay I still help out with the wipe you know there's
00:10:28| that how I was brown early is the red just sucked out of it well think of every food you eat there's like not no food you eat a brown like they just telling food isn't really maintain color
00:10:41| through the poop are beets oh and school my parents wash them for like a three-day weekend when I went to that wedding a few easy as she didn't give him something blue well giving them
00:10:55| tumble whatever I almost would have felt better he had literally a green poop and where we wiped him it was great how's the girl boy this is it sick
00:11:05| no like like green green like jungle green coming out of his butt like this color green yeah and I was like this is normal to poops that color so I called my pen it sounds like uh like hit a lot
00:11:18| of green stuff and then like he barely had any veggies ate a pop-tart and I was like well the pop-tart I'm worried about and they were like nope nothing I said I'll keep an eye on so I realized
00:11:31| that my sister threw a birthday party for her daughter his cousin went it was a homemade cake and she tried to make black icing by combining all the colors I just made a whole bunch of icing just
00:11:44| food color blue Carly believe green she used green so anything and I said that was it and he loves the icing more than any other part of cake so make sense today yeah I said blue because my son
00:11:54| had a blue birthday cake uh-huh blue poop yeah I guess next time you can experiment so I don't think it's the food that mean it's a food coloring because there's no nutritional value of
00:12:04| a good color right so why would it I mean what's red dye number five we did discuss this in a previous episode in colors as you'll check the part of these that you can't eat do you have any
00:12:26| Corrections no I think I am perfect yes you pronounced it as weird as you can I am perfect it was interesting huh I had a quick one this happened in the colors episode hmm
00:12:51| oh yeah I said indigo bit of the colors episode I just had to go out and I said go ahead give it like that huh I said um if you walk into Sallie Mae's headquarters um 300 Continental Drive
00:13:06| you have to park across in the SLM corporation parking lot park your car there walk in the front door at exactly 9:30 5:00 a.m. on a Tuesday it has to be a Tuesday you
00:13:15| had immediately to the elevator on your right you go right past the receptionist desk don't say anything say hello Ted to the guard staring at his TV you won't even look up go in the
00:13:24| elevator immediately push for and then quickly push press the ll button you have to press them in succession or otherwise it won't work once you go make sure you have two
00:13:34| handguns enter the hallway that you will be brought to and there is a black equal insignia over a door it's a black door go over to the keypad and type in or four six one eight four seven I said
00:13:47| incorrect poot it's four four six eight one four seven huh anyway you can do the rest of your mission from there I'm sorry if you pick this past Tuesday you probably didn't holiday but if you do it
00:14:01| next week just make sure you have both guns make sure it's four four six eight one four seven make sure it's the black eagle insignia I'm sorry oh my god is he means your arms make sure you have
00:14:13| muscles yeah so we guess we wouldn't condone that sort of nonsensical it could have a bit of a firing range back it's only four members though that sound amazing there folks
00:14:31| it's the remember the Eagle insignia have to go to that one that's why Sallie Mae loans are so expensive because they have to shoot every copy just a giant just believe
00:14:43| stressed it's what they do there folks wonderful people there it's Sally there's a full real burp you can feel it was almost anger than that one go turn on Sally men yeah I thought you were
00:14:56| going to say that if you go there right at this time that they do not give you your loan back and say congratulations you are the only one who's ever asses actually go there maybe they do give you
00:15:09| your loan loan you let me know it's still Pamela Sally yep that's an expensive load to carry mmm the burden I've read an interesting essay on it
00:15:23| we'll get to later on something use your site famous website yeah any hopefully one day whispered it because it's really one up later in this episode eventually eventually I know eventually eventually
00:15:43| it will folks it's kind of come out well all you need now is an editor who will do with some editing but it's a time thing and I think we're getting closer because your editor in prospective is
00:15:56| he's read one more since a week ago and that will worry about college and debt and everything goes very interested good good awesome I've now I have to read some more and
00:16:07| after read them all or he reads them all he will help you edit them and you will be well on your way to something else cuz I'll quit doing mighty glad but anyone smarter smile I think we're here
00:16:24| I think I have a go for it please please jump in just jump in folks at home if you have a smoker smile jump into we can hear yeah I wish we had a Twitter feed some go ahead I would repeat his recent
00:16:38| had recent activity if you go I thought I did see activity on that I didn't have to check with tweet was just checking your capabilities there yeah a boat ID to log in from my new phone me just got
00:16:52| it like that's the first notification I had in two weeks it's weird because there's like five different socials and well hey you folks I know you got busy lives we had busy loves let's get real
00:17:06| people together enough well sure for sure aren't so I'm gonna there's this is before us murder smile this is just something freaky that I saw today that pre smirk folks we got a priest Merc
00:17:20| physically made me ill physically disgusted someone dropped a croissant then put it right back on the Shelf with croissants right when you're going there to get a croissant so you know which one
00:17:34| it was whose dirt somewhere hidden but you can't see it no the germs are there on that bathroom handle the Prasad I'm down with it though Aelita Jeremie croissant
00:17:45| no I was watching a podcast where the showed of video of a guy pretty much proving Darwin right he tied a rope to his nuts like that sounds good so far the soft part and then he jumped he
00:18:01| jumped off of like a table and it just he just there's no way he's reproducing it was just it was I didn't even look at it and it just like made me shudder and it just broke how how high up was this
00:18:13| it wasn't far but he went he went fast he was like semi running it's almost like he was running as fast as maybe like Leon and Resident Evil 2 big good good use of proper it's not a problem
00:18:30| what's a cola throw back good useless yeah Leon good you simply on his name is Pablo you must be Leon the new guy don't move I'll get help yeah it's probably too late so yeah good
00:18:48| game as the infection was calling a bizarre music yeah really a precursor for that Franco movie James Franco movie remember the name of the movie so I needed you I need you to clear mmm so
00:19:13| that ene that was my knots marker smile but here's my real smarter smile there's two separate videos and one was a guy was definitely called it cold like Elmer's or no MERS or something a girl
00:19:26| MERS they stand at a train station and they wait for different trains to go by so this one guy was waiting for this particular train because he knew it was coming
00:19:34| he had a really excited he's again oh it's the l52 it's uh it was a UH nineties equation second hold on and unlike the train goes to two but it was different he's like wait by then I think
00:19:47| I can tell her I tell that it's up and he's like it said Porsche Ivers and that like goes by he's like really got super excited he loved the crap out of that thing and see like
00:20:02| autistic or now he spoke normal English unless it's possible to be semi autistic in speech speak pretty wah speaking pretty normal English too so maybe I mean I'm not I just I think the home
00:20:16| town podcast good friends of the podcast they they make a joke that everyone loves a great I got a great I got a text from someone who I haven't got a text from in like a year and they wrote amp
00:20:27| and Crosby and the Flyers are playing a penguin so what do you think happened really don't even get into it I'm gonna but the same thing happened to a sign video there's a second video of a guy
00:20:37| filming a Canadian at transatlantic highway and he got to the spot where they had completed it like there was a little like raised in the road like a little divot and he something I thought
00:20:49| it's the completion point and he started running and doing the same thing whereas I go oh my god Sarah Dunn we did every bad oh my god and he's like ah like he's physically wearing himself out because
00:21:03| he found the connection point that was completed probably like 50 years ago sounds but what makes the connection point so important as opposed to 50 yards down the road where you still need
00:21:16| the connection is it because I guess that's the last so the important thing is the last spot to get done really it's like the railroad like they had the two railroads connect and they had the
00:21:27| Chinamen just like were they the right size I'm sure they were poor portion ugly small because people back then were smaller I meant the tracks were they the right
00:21:40| size know that the people were smaller we won't demean it I was engineering tire and I was just demeaning the people like that because they were right it was more every month that malnutrition I was
00:21:56| making fun of them dying of malnutrition yeah I'm pretty sure they're the suicides bad be embarrassed somehow I need to change trains because they didn't maybe that's why they always
00:22:07| have the two trains facing each other so you get on one and then it's slowly pull away then the other one you'll never know because of different sizes hmm
00:22:16| uncover a great conspiracy I believe it Powerball business no one we're now on the same name Branson to fire bolts a generic word you can well it's not that brand of drink or alcoholic beverage I
00:22:36| was mentioning is it a spicy type of no it's not that either it's just gonna Congress wait hold on is it copyright neutral Oh neutral okay that looks like vodka drink it does it
00:22:55| tastes just like one I'll tell you that well folks my smoker smiles a little easier than yours and doesn't make fun of people that's probably that's good it might be actually my smoker smile is a
00:23:09| look back on the past and a smirk that I think it may have reached the age where you stopped getting kicked out of venues interesting I mean I really made me think of it I think my girlfriend saying
00:23:26| something about getting kicked out of somewhere I way I could get kicked out of there then I realize I have been kicked out of Lincoln Financial Field props to them they sent me an official
00:23:35| letter saying I wasn't allowed back I'm going back but thank you Eagles I've been kicked out of a cobia Center I'm the kicked out of every bar on Main Street in Newark Delaware mmm I was even
00:23:50| in a game in the spectrum two nights before they closed it down where the Flyers used to play you know they eventually shut down like four years ago five years ago yeah that's playing in an
00:24:02| ice hockey game because they let you play after was a longer time ago than that it's like ten years and someone look at all let's go be like seven or eight only and yeah that's probably
00:24:14| seven or eight anyway I was playing in the game after the fact and uh I punched a goalie because I couldn't score and uh hey guys hey guys like and ago he started beating
00:24:26| on me and my helmet flew off and I remember just swinging on people wildly like a madman because I was angry I was frustrated we were losing my one goal I don't care I hate everyone and uh
00:24:37| there's a really funny picture of me and I'm laughing and my helmets off and I'm holding my helmet and I'm like laughs and skating away and the referees escorting me and I was kicked out of the
00:24:46| game if I was not allowed back sat third period yeah it was like four minutes left in the game I heard that point oh but who cares the last year so late but it was really cool
00:24:55| they scored me the penalty box at first then they talked for a minute and I was like there's like 40 people in the stands because everyone left those after the game yeah
00:25:03| and I was just like dang all my heroes were in this penalty box and then they said you you're out you're not going back in the game and I said but there was no crowd so I'm being escorted off
00:25:16| the ice without my helmet going kicked out and you're just looking back like all my heroes got kicked out of there like that's awesome I got kicked out of the spectrum for fighting a goalie
00:25:29| that's great you ever seen perfume yeah story of another murder no but this sounds way different than getting kicked out of a back room well I'm like every bump her I'll bring it
00:25:40| back so the the perfume sort of murder her maybe is about a guy who smells so well that he needs to capture scent so he captures the most perfect scent ever that drives people wild and the end of
00:25:57| the movie he douses himself in that like scent of like just like wildness and people rip him apart physically so if you are a hockey player and he wanted to go out in the most hockey way possible
00:26:14| to be killed lego:hover all glory yeah the most awesome way would there be like oh you did take e taking every cynic to the guy and like stabbing and like the fans
00:26:27| coming out of the stands wanting to rip me from liver it punches you some pieces of equipment flying like you imagine up like a shoulder pad and like a helmet that's
00:26:36| funny and then like awesome the cuff goes flying they're like movies done and your body jokes down I can never get the red stain out like that beet juice man that's hard too you just can't digest it
00:26:49| mmm that's I don't know if that's deep or weird or what Thanks mmm-hmm you got to figure all the people like Billy Tibbets tank are still Oh Donna Shearer
00:27:03| mm-hmm figure that's how they want to go the very end on last game do you know Billy Tibbets was actually arrested for trying to intimidate a witness shout-out Billy T and I'll be
00:27:15| listen to the podcast hope you guys that's it that's shoutout material right there he's one of those guys would take waste all his money and couldn't bribe the witness but that's
00:27:26| taken it enforcer roll to the next level like if he was accused of rape and he's praying intimidating them not to testify like you're a fourth lighter for life bro you're good not not with any to the
00:27:42| box for a little like well I felt good about that smirk smile I don't know about you I feel like dude come on out you know it's like almost like but we're bringing it to everyone's favorite
00:27:56| friggin part of the podcast Andrew stops me on the street he sang when he nice doing the thing I always say what day we talking about you know what they said they leaned in close to get around the
00:28:14| microphone and they say celebrity I recently was watching Titanic again again I watch it every three nights four nights like twice a week I try and get it in there you try to dehydrate
00:28:35| yourself right get all those tears out no I just it's on VHS wet lodge it's on VHS the only problem is I have to get up and change tapes one and a half hours through but it's not a together
00:28:49| you should just splice them into one giant know something about it's more real when I have to change the tape it's right when the band stops playing and the rich guy is a marketing lens he'll
00:29:00| mm-hmm well this one involves Kate Winslet our starlet from Titanic and Cher Hough timeless timeless beauty beauty oh my god I can't even put a time on that
00:29:17| beauty if I can turn back time oh I think they should have an artistic contest where they draw a couple of young 30-something white males in the Dominion would you pose I'm not telling
00:29:38| you which one you get just elegant I've draw me like one of your french boys I would say back to chair like this well now we do get mmm that we can bring with us like banana or an apple a couple
00:29:54| grapes if you need a cucumber watermelon if I need but they have to draw us the nude and the winner can option their picture off for charity and I figured what's more beautiful than that huh how
00:30:10| you feel with that they're pretty good about it actually I would I do it I'm like all share blend how old is she now she even human it's time will she become the next phase of human now I want to
00:30:28| say she's 68 but you know I think she can't come to Houston because it's too hot she's gonna melt so that sentence was going somewhere else so I guess I called Kate Winslet that she's beautiful
00:30:46| too and jealous I called both of them I'll just be enjoyed [Laughter] [Music] strong here's a covering your nipples
00:31:06| ready whatever you girls are it's not for charity this one's just for fun somebody out there is we found their fetish mm-hmm hit the bottom subscribe that like button
00:31:18| folks it's friggin like blood bail get your codifications here good um there's a couple things I can get to I have a word of the day it's not too big a segment where there's a situation
00:31:39| scenario I don't have a 662 waged over the word of the day first ultra kravid Aryan oh I can feel like I'm choking on something mm-hmm ultra crap that Darien ultra Kripa Darien you got it it's it's
00:31:57| someone who has opinions in expertise that are outside the realm or knowledge so you see someone over here and they're like yes I'm from with my car and the other guy goes yeah I don't know it's
00:32:12| not starting and you walk up to them and say Kobe the carburetor looks like it could be a loose carburetor with the wires crossed a lot of people in this 74 Toyota's have loose carburetors and you
00:32:22| got to check the wires and you're gonna do this and they feel like 8,000 things and everyone stops and they're like did you have fun cars and he's like no and it's like I think they think a little
00:32:37| bit but Raymond might be right a lot I'm talking about someone who's who thinks they have a wealth of knowledge but then they give you a whole bunch of information but it's not necessarily
00:32:46| true it's outside the realm of their knowledge they're literally just talking out their butthole hmm is that kind of they're an expert on it it's like you're an expert on it but you really might be
00:32:56| lying or my Nexus IQ thing to people who can like conjure spirits huh huh but I think isn't that line or they think doers they believe in it believe it yeah and they can make up all that
00:33:07| maybe all that jazz their check that out folks we got a 1960 salesman here jazz but jazz ultra prepa Darien mm-hmm they just calling Kripa Darian's cuz that sounds like it's covers it
00:33:25| I think ultra means outside of the realm of normal type so that folk remedy Aryan is someone who actually knows what they're doing or someone who does in Iran on freakin and you use your Latin
00:33:38| that's a dictionary huh you're speaking and earlier I don't know listen I'm telling you as much as I can about it without knowing anything about it [Laughter]
00:33:48| ultra Kripa Darien Isaac oh goodness goodness goodness goodness why hello mean we probably the pockets I'm going a flower we can stop now or get into the big series that everyone at
00:34:05| home wants to talk about are you sure you're ready ready hey guys everyone at home you've been waiting for this it's the China one-child policy political that one probably would go
00:34:29| there but we just went down there when would you say that was started like 1964 ish and been in 2015 start with Mao Zedong I had to do with his success his success
00:34:42| led to such a burst in population that something had to curb the population hmm so I did you actually listen to the video cuz it was the video says 1970 it was actually a official policy in 1970
00:34:58| but they did it they did it on they started in 1964 on the down low so yes actually both are correct I did a little search of me own and they had some scientists that was judging that the
00:35:10| population of China should be a hundred million so hold on that was an interesting thing around 20 and they said that they were thinking of curtailing it eventually they stopped
00:35:22| this policy in 2015 well a couple years ago yeah as of January 1st 2016 you realize I have school children Wow holy crap people still below the average right I don't
00:35:36| know let me ask you think 2.3 is the average number of children that people have here are just two and this point the interesting thing is I'm going to take it a little little side tangent the
00:35:50| unreality what percent of people do you think are infertile in China or the world world or based on the statistics that are right on website well do want to get like a little bit of a basis is
00:36:03| this everyone the world's people like is it is a ten-year-old infertile or we don't have these sort of married couples who are trying to have kids okay okay I make sense and then do we stop a certain
00:36:13| age or like it's just egg lunch its own you guess what chances are it's weird because the ages were like you know 16 to 44 which I guess is a females reproductive okay that makes sense
00:36:24| okay so regular reproductive age yeah I would guess interesting because it's like it's like couple like wait for real 12% yeah no for real I mean then or nothing
00:36:41| damn I'm good Holy Smoke me I want to just mmm I'm haters I'm sorry you just literally I'm really I'm stoked yeah one source on the internet you just match congratulations hey source of the
00:36:55| internet you're actually 100 percent right that's a 100% proven by 50% of the on handers yeah but that's kind of like I was thinking about if you want to have kids you 2.3 kids or whatever but the
00:37:10| people that can't have kids you don't ever hear about them right because over population if you know 10 people that are married then one of those time paint and it's kind of strange that you don't
00:37:23| hear about it because it's kind of like a social stigma right it is you're absolutely correct now is this social stigma then to have nine kids there's a couple because I will be bad too you
00:37:34| know that's going the opposite way it's like one more than the after mom who had them all at once and made a pornography for let the record show that the interesting part is I'm
00:37:45| gonna bring it back to China okay bring it back dr. mom porn up they didn't blame people who had multiple children at the same time so their own and I know I knew this yeah there was an increased
00:37:56| number of twins so if you are going to mom and wanted to eat children in China you just be like I had ate all at once and can't be blamed for this well did you think it was interesting that more
00:38:06| of these multiple children births were happening in China no because they probably there was like most of the abortions were going on because they didn't want either a female
00:38:17| or maybe they did want to so they would probably keep accordingly really got if that runs in their family so we can dial it back for a second cuz you're getting into some very good stuff intense stuff
00:38:28| very good stuff they are China's population was over overflowing so it was not illumined alize dong right tons of people and they figured private is in double triple quadruple as it was they
00:38:43| were having trouble back in 1960 70s which meeting all these people because those images bring loaded people so that's why this whole one-child thing worked now when you're forced to have
00:38:53| just one child everyone once a boy yeah male carries the name your lineage like everything so if you only love to have one it better be a boy I got some numbers
00:39:05| for you as of 2000 and I think it was things written males outnumber females but in a country of a billion it equated to Dave bigger yeah 24 to 30 million so this is by 2021 at all these children
00:39:33| are of age to get married and pair off and find a spouse a lover or whatever there will be 30 million extra dudes hanging around in China looking for chicks
00:39:43| that's extra that's not just dudes and gentlemen all the dudes mesh up with a girl plus 30 million dudes that's one awkward sausage party man it sure is
00:39:54| they actually ventured to say that it might lead to more sex trafficking does kidnapping women and make them their wives like weird stuff Jen's like oh god it's crazy what I originally thought
00:40:08| when I heard that they call it the missing women problem of you know mmm-mmm-mmm you know what happened those women do you we do we know you don't want to board her China before we into
00:40:20| immigration which we're going where we get to what you're thinking about oh when I heard about China making this one one-child policy I thought maybe it's like a ploy maybe you want more men so
00:40:33| you're you're like you're making a population that is army ready I'll see that in theory okay you have 30 million extra guys that don't have anything to do oh yeah and no one to settle down
00:40:45| with utans that's who's our military all virgin angry virgins who have guns and kiss them yes anyway you could use yeah you can use those people as Expendables essentially I don't think so I can't
00:41:07| think of one so what was your tangent just a missing women um theythey Aretas back-alley abortions leaving kids on insteps tools and places like just getting ready kids it was mostly women
00:41:27| because we wanted a boy you know what I mean a lot of adoptions are you fine I got some I got crazy stats from a place called Guangdong Province in Hawai she County County this is this was in the
00:41:44| nineteen nineties er no there's a no in the county in the province there's a county in the province okay it probably was the city it's probably just counting Hawaii County they
00:41:58| estimated by like 1990s sometime in there which is pretty recent like not too long ago they had quotas on people who they thought were having a second or third or
00:42:09| fourth child they forced 20,000 abortions and sterilizations in a one-year period hold up because it's back-alley no you know no internet no anything China
00:42:22| mm-hmm they could do it in a woman up to eight and a half months pregnant Oh check this the way they did it is called intrauterine installation abortions they add like something like a saline
00:42:37| solution so it was if they had a saline solution directly to the the birth sack because that would a kill the fetus because I guess all that salt is directly absorbed by their skin I have
00:42:50| to get it into the sac and then the the whole everything would contract and trying to expel Saul blur what they noticed is if they just added a um an algae some kind of brand brown algae
00:43:04| into the solution like they would have the whole process down like 14 hours as opposed to 24 hours so they started doing that I got pretty cool Wow that's weird he just like hey this
00:43:15| thing imports things veterans throwing Reggie yeah it's like what so um I was like that's the craziest thing I ever heard this abortions ridiculous thank God we live in the United States well
00:43:31| did you know it was um it was used in the United States up to the 1970s happened like 20 percent of the cases oh my god it's a holdup we're in 2003 one percent of the population still uses
00:43:45| that method that was over three I mean that's that was a long time ago I mean how long ago did everyone born after they survived that abortion yeah now it's so cold Armin because they probably
00:43:58| put it in the bill probably else it you know at a super low mortality rate Craig two cases resulted in live documented births baby well you had too many survivors if
00:44:15| you're a survivor of intrauterine installation abortion contact the others we'll get you one here maybe if it's feasible easy and you have an internet
00:44:26| connection at a camera yeah the amazing thing is that like I leave my second child if I was in China before you wasn't into you that's wrong bacon yeah it would that mean a sterilization
00:44:44| for me or did another button would be like he broke the law huh listen I was just having a regular old sex and she got rig she got super pregnant I didn't get pregnant
00:44:56| she got pregnant that's a tough thing it's weird the other one touch a look or two one problem I was gonna go else exactly where I was I know I could tell me you're going up I'm pandering come on
00:45:08| and you're the oldest right I am I'm the youngest so I wouldn't exist if we were in China I just wouldn't be here because I would I would have been saline injected I would have been a survivor
00:45:21| you lay that number three over three numbers year but it's crazy thing to think about but like you wouldn't have any any siblings I wouldn't be here you would have no cousins right is that
00:45:37| accurate no well not necessarily because that's your brother's your mother's brothers or sisters oh she don't even have other sisters I guess yeah Perry you don't
00:45:46| have any cousins uh-huh and if it's long enough if it's now if it's now such an effect for 34 years sure yeah you're the second generation that now you have two parents
00:46:00| and they have four grandparents and you're the sole provider so you're telling me scheme so you're telling me a pyramid for grandparents two parents one child the old pyramid we run into a
00:46:15| problem with China's population so are you telling me yeah I don't know how they couldn't foresee that I mean you're not replacing the same people that are there you're becoming top-end
00:46:24| so China is super old right now the same in Japan and older get older brother so like what do they do you got a number for what for - okay good China will lose though they have a lot of people doing
00:46:46| it but 67 million people will be gone I don't know that the hell enough people to replace that however this one it's the population in China one billion would say see one point three seven nine
00:47:00| billion Wow well I guess they went off because people are still being born yeah India's catching out there almost equal to this smaller area of a they poop in the
00:47:11| streets if this is terrible but there's one people die over there it's common that they dump them into rivers apparently we've run out of room I don't know yeah I know what girls were
00:47:25| expensive so they just kind of let them float away I was just listening to somebody talk about how they would like they're on a boat in India and they're just like a corpse would show up and
00:47:35| they'd be like oh my god and then be like ah don't worry about it it's normal keep going go up it is um here one more stat I guess oh yeah by 2050 that's quite a distance away that's like a
00:47:53| hundred years away right to learn um one third of the country will be over sixty the crazy thing is that the people in the middle don't have any family to rely on like imagine all the stuff you
00:48:10| go through give a lie on friends right you don't need friends and you know any family you could talk to you do you think this is gonna result in something crazy like Chinese banish their elders
00:48:23| to the desert or something ridiculous because they just can't like you know gives you a die or let them die and they're like well over seventy have a good life grandpa grandma and they're
00:48:33| just like that's what it's the problem of the dictators I think dictators come with the wrong ideas and they they don't think you through and like this is one of the ones that's obvious like
00:48:43| you may not be able to meet a food shortage but that hasn't happened but you're definitely going to run into a problem in his four grandchildren two parents and only one child issues on the
00:48:58| issue yeah and a lot of the people say that so like if you're if you're wealthy in America and you're making enough to support two people and that's happened twice now so your grandparents there's
00:49:12| four grandparents they're able to make enough to support themselves than their children or your parents are making twice in them twice as much to support whatever they need
00:49:22| so you indeed like eight times as much or sixteen I'm not am i doing the math right I'm not saying that the child would need a eat I'm no no the parents but the parents are already well-off so
00:49:33| there's these oh okay oh you're so a couple yeah this thing like that the child is then shout out a little little Emperor oh my god okay they say so like you become I got I guess it's suppose
00:49:46| that rose deparias right well in think of this now I mean are they explode brats spoiled boys exactly they're all all dudes looking to steal women from local countries guess what homey ain't
00:50:00| gonna happen here in America our women are liberated they're free thinking and they listen to the young manners a little more feminist leaning podcasts in Eastern Philadelphia northeast area
00:50:13| quadrant and South Texas and South Texas boom we're gonna yep ladies our webinar spread themselves thin or really really thick and then how you want it we like them thick she's the crazy thing to
00:50:39| think about like how much I much wealth the America hat America has it if we were to Institute the same thing he gets so many douche bags that would just there'd be a contradiction we already
00:50:50| have them so to be more yeah unfavorableness unfathomable unfathomable on a fathom unfathomable they see their unfathomable you chickened out
00:51:07| I do want to take a moment to talk about something I recently bought into most people going to college probably listeners podcast most people who professionally play
00:51:20| table tennis probably listen to this podcast most people who casually play beer pong probably listen to this podcast it's more number 10 in sales if you count
00:51:32| just us we're number one in listeners if you count just us then we're number two and things I watch on YouTube when I'm bored I mean there's
00:51:43| other videos if I come back to this yeah cuz I'll make you one thing one thing we all have in common ping-pong balls you buy em for the dollar story by the grocery store who
00:51:54| cares hold on hold on it's a 40-millimeter ball lately they even made out of plastic well I switch to Poli folks catch up
00:52:05| with the times switched appalling they make four different major brands of ping pongs only ones recognized by the ITTF International Table Tennis Association
00:52:18| don't ask me why it's a it's a Chinese thing but originated called Association them in another language it might be Federation anyway mmm hook it up okay I will
00:52:32| there's four major brands you can buy when you go to the store there's the DHS there seemed a 40-block its Federation it's an association fine that's fine do you believe everyone sure
00:52:47| huh this is America or DHS make theirs in China they're a seam 40 plus there's double fish they're made like this out of a different material it's a 40 plus seemed then there's zoo shoe Appa
00:53:00| they're seamless 40 plus they're Maisie China still perfect sphere they don't claim perfect sphere hold on last one is the new taco it's made in Japan only and it's perfectly seamless
00:53:15| Wow hold on they've done testing they know which one's the best you want to guess it's the no seam Wow no seam means no mold
00:53:28| there's no uneven weight and there's no thick variation up to point zero zero one millimeters it's guaranteed you buy one of these it's gonna bounce crisp clear and go wherever the fly it at you
00:53:43| want it to it's guaranteed look up Ninh Taku Japanese grant do you know they're rated on the one two three star system for ping pong balls really only knows that guess what natok who do Japanese
00:53:56| ones there are four star rating folks I'm talking full dark we're having four dollars four out of four or four to five for out three trust me eighteen dollars for a three pack of
00:54:09| these let me tell you what worth it best investment I've ever made my entire life you don't buy a zoo shop boot training bold up they look very similar they're seamless don't buy it all I'm saying is
00:54:25| here the UMP Anders we buy the finest materials we stand behind our products and we think you should to check it out folks this is amazing I love I love being alive at this time because I could
00:54:38| see a guy just surly to talk to ping-pong ball and how it's made did an episode on it and I'm watching them make it I'm watching them how they form two hemispheres and now they're merged
00:54:52| together see and there's a seam but now they're gonna fix the seam part of it by there's a long magical process I don't know it's it's gonna skip right over it Oh copy run so they have little Chinese
00:55:10| fingers shaving off each seam hmm girl this is intense most excited I've been in about ten minutes they have like a they have an assortment of different testers they have a thing
00:55:28| that splits it in like it's like a you know that thing on a ship not shop til you drop because that was in the 90s remember we're talking about price is right
00:55:40| pleco yeah maybe like play-doh they measure it that way to see that it doesn't like deviate that's that's an otaku table tennis balls for two three I'm dangerous right here Wow folks I was
00:55:54| annoyed that Dan was trying to double check me and I look it up but the fact that we came up the same results Wow unbelievable by n folks Brian I couldn't believe that it's not a perfect smear
00:56:07| smear spear spear or smear this outdoor experience thing about bagels or Pat yeah good yeah all the time um old Pappy I always hate to bring the podcast down now what did you do well
00:56:27| you don't know who I'm talking about at one point it just I see about my patients someone someone who follows the podcast religiously he's one of the great
00:56:37| followers I I advise you all to follow him when all his insta Twitter I don't know any of those nests but it doesn't matter he's not important don't on stop commenting but anyway following him
00:56:49| he uh he stopped Facebook good for him a lot of problems a lot of sexual urges but issues with relationship I say stay away from Facebook well build an did it again folks his girlfriend left we'll
00:57:07| call her Diana she left her facebook open he went on no she's been de ending or whatever it's called Facebook messaging someone to that hepatitis D has anyone even heard of this man she
00:57:22| finally she got the various I'll hold on she's making the best he's and she's in quite a predicament hepatitis D if I'm reading this correct it affects your lungs and the antibodies
00:57:32| and it's it's not a joke like it's fair serious is the D from the dill Dan no no that's the exact problem the only way you can cure hepatitis D is to exchange bodily fluids with a person that gave it
00:57:47| to you that's who Dylan doesn't have it and he's done a lot of research he's talked a couple doctors in her history he's really getting nervous hold on how many
00:57:57| body of Bob Lee fluids and what quantities mMmmm to be a nun so where's Ashton here's a question you can do it they have to be fresh diana has talked to Dan
00:58:09| doe man and said that she wants him to meet her ex-boyfriend Ross with it so Dan thought nothing of it except this is a week ago now that he has hepatitis D think he looked Ross dithers up blew him
00:58:25| up books he's a bodybuilder from London he's six foot five he's huge muscles the size of melons why does she want Dan to meet this guy all of a sudden what does happen at his D have to do with it if
00:58:41| she has to exchange fluids with Ross he has to exchange for us as well well in my mind I have yet to hear from you he hasn't gotten back to me but why would she want to meet with this guy do you
00:58:58| think they're just gonna kiss like a three-way kiss or is it worse that's real a poop fluid it is kind of liquidy sometime I don't know I'm worried about it but anyway that's what they'll be
00:59:12| enough to and at the podcast we really worry about him just whatever the fact was until that is filled up anyway that guy is huge inject Ross so Phil then if you have to exchange saliva
00:59:29| or whatever no shame there dude go for ice could go for whatever to heal her I mean it none he's being selfish isn't he sure disease dill then disease and praise Jesus anyway let's move on
00:59:46| get depressed you feel fantastic you know what cheer last one I'll do ya comments from the ether you guys like to post in our comments all the time I'm
01:00:04| not gonna say which I mean I'll find out which one was Twitter we got a tweet Twitter where's the Twitter Twatter and on panderers right yep we got a website at the and panders back oh my god no i'm
01:00:18| painters yes yes that's it it's up top I'm Pizza it's on my face I can't even say yep we got um insta maybe do we yes we do see we got all these socials of when you only go there will I read
01:00:36| something on the social today that I wanted to share because I thought Dan that's a lot of commotion that's a lot of there's just a lot going on so from the ether gonna read a little stinger I
01:00:50| saw it really called that um Chad Smith loses it oops he's just joking of course he ain't serious Chad's like the coolest guy ever smiley face that's from Red Hot Chili
01:01:05| Peppers live it was five days ago next comment those a direct coming against it not at all you can't lie it's obvious he was pissed but he started it by being a pompous ass
01:01:18| denigrating Europeans by calling the weird SS - two days ago this is getting crazy third comment under that he was calling European prog rock weird not Europeans unless I'm mistaken see a cave
01:01:36| music this is two days ago so I checked and this is a lot of comments for our YouTube page but I also think it may have been from what I googled Chad Smith loses it after fan yells Will Ferrell at
01:01:50| him so I think it was that but either way um just like to get but just shout out to the people commenting on our site I think it's really even if it wasn't our page I
01:02:07| think this is a different page about a different thing it could have been about our page I'm not sure I mean it makes more sense it was Chad Smith losing it after a fan yelled Will Ferrell at him
01:02:20| could've been it our colors episode though Norma yeah we're gonna have to check the analytics on that one mm-hmm double check make sure the streams didn't get crossed it's kind of
01:02:32| dangerous that way those inner tubes dreams always spokes folks holy smokes folks that's my new saying I'd say it's a tongue twister surance well I guess it's that time in the
01:02:54| evening I think it is relax have your favorite beer listen to a podcast and enjoy so listen to this one I'd listen to this one on periscope folks check all our socials don't just listen to one or
01:03:19| check one day Google all over like I go to this website that website touch this program download this tweet this like to cares just check us out check us out like you how long like yeah relax
00:00:23| have two to make one yeah I'm staying here this is like having babies probably please you can still on panda on your own you can on pander by yourself just have some paper towels on
00:00:33| the ready and don't let anyone walk in on your when yet sit there oh man for the record we're an 18 and older podcast if you're not 18 and older just put this up on like the Circuit City
00:00:47| computers just start throwing up all over in Circuit City back to Radio Shack go back in time pull this up we will blow some minds folks that's not all we're gonna blow well we're gonna blow
00:00:58| through some records tonight oh yeah world record on panders mistake-free podcast we're gonna see how far we can go without making our first mistake I wonder if they have the
00:01:10| longest podcast known to man still going I feel like yeah it's not a mistake folks we're still going strong here at the amp Anders another quick thing we'd like to say for all the
00:01:22| others that we refer to our fans as a lot of people watch and probably know that uh I think the man anything we say is its indiscernible from disseminating you can't discriminate we don't intend
00:01:44| FL tape you can't broadcast it again whether Kenny's Brenda moon is consent expressed written consent and it does not reflect the opinions hearing or beliefs here in
00:01:56| expressed by myself or Dan your cocoa caster my co caster my coke ass so everything we say is just dust in the wind votes underneath value rarely exactly
00:02:10| and return value only that's almost a tongue twister almost but I do have a better one oh sure in it I have a tongue twister for the podcast everyone is I love these
00:02:19| things this one this one I picked up walking along and I started humming it to myself and it turn to words and the words took form and I came up with this today's
00:02:31| triest tea grace Fraga bond tea go on regal in today's three states trois those Spanish those you at home you have a little fun untangle in that one it has to do with
00:02:48| sad Tigers and they're in transit somewhere I don't know I couldn't translate it but it sounds try and say that one three times with folks just try it I feel like I'm sitting on a bed and
00:03:01| there's a TV flashing and the lights glowed dim and that starts to play in the background and a lot of weird stuffs happening maybe people are floating they don't want to be floating the true name
00:03:13| of God's being said and then you hear a voice who shoot Pazuzu its mozzie from those learning commercials you remember there was like a language learning commercial for children ah and it was
00:03:30| French and it was like teach your kids French and English and it was like a mozzie will help them learn it was this big fuzzy character are you an usual oh no oh oh listen I saw a commercial a
00:03:43| couple of million times probably Nickelodeon commercial I don't I have no idea someone look it up and put it in the comments Oh mozzie like it felt like it's just his name no he was just a big
00:03:56| fuzzy monster he was a ten-foot tall monster but he was lovable and fuzzy the monster that's fuzzy wuzzy if he just unravel yeah it's all right here fantastic what is it what did we do here
00:04:11| no I guess we just talked about stuff whatever might come into our purview our purview which is everything which is everything we've been at each other's sandwiches and census fences
00:04:24| unless we're really hungry well really it's just a couple of friends catching up after a pretty long Thanksgiving break their way for a lot mm-hmm do you think people who don't watch the
00:04:38| app the unban ders playing video games think they'll skip over those episodes didn't they like skip over they don't even know do you think about your shitty all whole meal
00:04:51| we're gonna come back well I could mention that but I don't know how quick that I can unload the store and you already heard it okay then we don't need to that's fine but while we do smirk or
00:04:59| smiles everyone know I was thinking like so Thanksgiving was kind of a disappointment that good mugs have to go into it because it I just think about a day if you spring it up folks just bring
00:05:11| up Thanksgiving lunch just say this guy eight years down the road I just I don't want talking about it but hold on let's get it we talked enough you people stay in your house and it's Thanksgiving
00:05:24| nothing mm-hmm your wife is pregnant oh and your daughter's pregnant graduation party thank you thank you how do you not have more than one option for food which one of the options contain carbohydrates
00:05:39| and sugar which is bad for a pregnant woman because they get pre diabetic or diabetic if you feed them tons of carbs so there's literally for lunch we were waiting two extra hours on a
00:05:52| shitty french toast meal which did not eat anyone's expectations and no it said a damn thing just sat quietly didn't say grace secretly hated each other and wished that this holiday would end
00:06:07| sooner it sounds like Church what you're describing is the Christian values also known as mass now everyone's just waiting for the holiday to end no one's saying anything out loud everyone's
00:06:20| quiet more folding our hands and just is it over or how much longer so really what you experiences the first mass of a new religion called your family interest I know there's actually fun religions
00:06:34| out there just ID atic because even even they begin fun tradition come on come on we almost a pig alive it's fun we did it the first time 100 years ago and you're like yeah kill the pig today and they're
00:06:48| like this is so much fun a pig screaming everyone's throwing stuff at the pig that it's dying and you're just like I can see it yeah but that pig would be tasty oh you could eat
00:07:02| it afterwards I've come back laughs great religion pig roasted hmm I do notice everyone's having babies this is a little bit in relation to yourself the second thing he means second child eat
00:07:18| tell people that on there I got a second phase of babies the only wave here hold on so I try and do this Matt one baby is extremely hard changing your life ruins everything
00:07:31| babies are awful for the record the second baby is it 100% more bad so you're doubling down or is it like 50% worse because you've already have a baby it's like or is it like 70% and then my
00:07:46| question becomes what's the third baby now is that like you already got two it's over this is like 20% worse it's not that bad I mean it's still terrible and it's still worse but it's not you're
00:07:56| not 300 percent by the third kid do you know what I mean well I think would you put the percent and do that I don't know try to scales there's like you like a hundred percent difficulty on the first
00:08:05| one right because it's never done it and then you 100% care you're probably a hundred seventy percent effort for two kids okay here probably about 150 percent the drop so there's a little
00:08:19| trouble what about the third are you like 150 like it's dropped even more you're like I'm still caring but yeah and then like by then you have other helpers so you're just like you know the
00:08:30| first kid will get it haha or yeah Oh babysit him it'll be fine just make sure the door is locked you know I'm from Brooklyn I feel bad for the people that have
00:08:45| liked it there's obvious when like a woman has like boy boy boy and then like the third when they're just like oh boy boy no it's worse the other way and we're not sexist here at dampeners we do
00:08:59| cater mostly to men I'll bring them food mostly hungry I just made you sexist - really well you did I know you were just playing on cater you had no idea you're you're playing into a sexual yeah the
00:09:17| funny thing is you think you may be sexist now anyone just so that the body is hairy across the whole Oh everyone stop nobody move who's that a veggie it was a veggie chip kid does it yes I do
00:09:40| cuz you think they're healthy no I don't know he just likes them for some reason he also likes v8 so something's wrong whatever he loves of the eight he wants that and
00:09:50| cause it Gatorade obvious on the same cabinet indicator it's like Gatorade him point to it and I'm like it's be a whatever huh you drink it warm soul he doesn't care I hope he continues that
00:10:01| through like through high school he's the one kid is just like just chug your academi eight it's cool see like drooping all over himself is he's like hmm it's getting wild here to a man
00:10:16| who's red do you drink that I mean I still see him poopy um he does the pooping on his own a hottie I still see it no no no okay I still help out with the wipe you know there's
00:10:28| that how I was brown early is the red just sucked out of it well think of every food you eat there's like not no food you eat a brown like they just telling food isn't really maintain color
00:10:41| through the poop are beets oh and school my parents wash them for like a three-day weekend when I went to that wedding a few easy as she didn't give him something blue well giving them
00:10:55| tumble whatever I almost would have felt better he had literally a green poop and where we wiped him it was great how's the girl boy this is it sick
00:11:05| no like like green green like jungle green coming out of his butt like this color green yeah and I was like this is normal to poops that color so I called my pen it sounds like uh like hit a lot
00:11:18| of green stuff and then like he barely had any veggies ate a pop-tart and I was like well the pop-tart I'm worried about and they were like nope nothing I said I'll keep an eye on so I realized
00:11:31| that my sister threw a birthday party for her daughter his cousin went it was a homemade cake and she tried to make black icing by combining all the colors I just made a whole bunch of icing just
00:11:44| food color blue Carly believe green she used green so anything and I said that was it and he loves the icing more than any other part of cake so make sense today yeah I said blue because my son
00:11:54| had a blue birthday cake uh-huh blue poop yeah I guess next time you can experiment so I don't think it's the food that mean it's a food coloring because there's no nutritional value of
00:12:04| a good color right so why would it I mean what's red dye number five we did discuss this in a previous episode in colors as you'll check the part of these that you can't eat do you have any
00:12:26| Corrections no I think I am perfect yes you pronounced it as weird as you can I am perfect it was interesting huh I had a quick one this happened in the colors episode hmm
00:12:51| oh yeah I said indigo bit of the colors episode I just had to go out and I said go ahead give it like that huh I said um if you walk into Sallie Mae's headquarters um 300 Continental Drive
00:13:06| you have to park across in the SLM corporation parking lot park your car there walk in the front door at exactly 9:30 5:00 a.m. on a Tuesday it has to be a Tuesday you
00:13:15| had immediately to the elevator on your right you go right past the receptionist desk don't say anything say hello Ted to the guard staring at his TV you won't even look up go in the
00:13:24| elevator immediately push for and then quickly push press the ll button you have to press them in succession or otherwise it won't work once you go make sure you have two
00:13:34| handguns enter the hallway that you will be brought to and there is a black equal insignia over a door it's a black door go over to the keypad and type in or four six one eight four seven I said
00:13:47| incorrect poot it's four four six eight one four seven huh anyway you can do the rest of your mission from there I'm sorry if you pick this past Tuesday you probably didn't holiday but if you do it
00:14:01| next week just make sure you have both guns make sure it's four four six eight one four seven make sure it's the black eagle insignia I'm sorry oh my god is he means your arms make sure you have
00:14:13| muscles yeah so we guess we wouldn't condone that sort of nonsensical it could have a bit of a firing range back it's only four members though that sound amazing there folks
00:14:31| it's the remember the Eagle insignia have to go to that one that's why Sallie Mae loans are so expensive because they have to shoot every copy just a giant just believe
00:14:43| stressed it's what they do there folks wonderful people there it's Sally there's a full real burp you can feel it was almost anger than that one go turn on Sally men yeah I thought you were
00:14:56| going to say that if you go there right at this time that they do not give you your loan back and say congratulations you are the only one who's ever asses actually go there maybe they do give you
00:15:09| your loan loan you let me know it's still Pamela Sally yep that's an expensive load to carry mmm the burden I've read an interesting essay on it
00:15:23| we'll get to later on something use your site famous website yeah any hopefully one day whispered it because it's really one up later in this episode eventually eventually I know eventually eventually
00:15:43| it will folks it's kind of come out well all you need now is an editor who will do with some editing but it's a time thing and I think we're getting closer because your editor in prospective is
00:15:56| he's read one more since a week ago and that will worry about college and debt and everything goes very interested good good awesome I've now I have to read some more and
00:16:07| after read them all or he reads them all he will help you edit them and you will be well on your way to something else cuz I'll quit doing mighty glad but anyone smarter smile I think we're here
00:16:24| I think I have a go for it please please jump in just jump in folks at home if you have a smoker smile jump into we can hear yeah I wish we had a Twitter feed some go ahead I would repeat his recent
00:16:38| had recent activity if you go I thought I did see activity on that I didn't have to check with tweet was just checking your capabilities there yeah a boat ID to log in from my new phone me just got
00:16:52| it like that's the first notification I had in two weeks it's weird because there's like five different socials and well hey you folks I know you got busy lives we had busy loves let's get real
00:17:06| people together enough well sure for sure aren't so I'm gonna there's this is before us murder smile this is just something freaky that I saw today that pre smirk folks we got a priest Merc
00:17:20| physically made me ill physically disgusted someone dropped a croissant then put it right back on the Shelf with croissants right when you're going there to get a croissant so you know which one
00:17:34| it was whose dirt somewhere hidden but you can't see it no the germs are there on that bathroom handle the Prasad I'm down with it though Aelita Jeremie croissant
00:17:45| no I was watching a podcast where the showed of video of a guy pretty much proving Darwin right he tied a rope to his nuts like that sounds good so far the soft part and then he jumped he
00:18:01| jumped off of like a table and it just he just there's no way he's reproducing it was just it was I didn't even look at it and it just like made me shudder and it just broke how how high up was this
00:18:13| it wasn't far but he went he went fast he was like semi running it's almost like he was running as fast as maybe like Leon and Resident Evil 2 big good good use of proper it's not a problem
00:18:30| what's a cola throw back good useless yeah Leon good you simply on his name is Pablo you must be Leon the new guy don't move I'll get help yeah it's probably too late so yeah good
00:18:48| game as the infection was calling a bizarre music yeah really a precursor for that Franco movie James Franco movie remember the name of the movie so I needed you I need you to clear mmm so
00:19:13| that ene that was my knots marker smile but here's my real smarter smile there's two separate videos and one was a guy was definitely called it cold like Elmer's or no MERS or something a girl
00:19:26| MERS they stand at a train station and they wait for different trains to go by so this one guy was waiting for this particular train because he knew it was coming
00:19:34| he had a really excited he's again oh it's the l52 it's uh it was a UH nineties equation second hold on and unlike the train goes to two but it was different he's like wait by then I think
00:19:47| I can tell her I tell that it's up and he's like it said Porsche Ivers and that like goes by he's like really got super excited he loved the crap out of that thing and see like
00:20:02| autistic or now he spoke normal English unless it's possible to be semi autistic in speech speak pretty wah speaking pretty normal English too so maybe I mean I'm not I just I think the home
00:20:16| town podcast good friends of the podcast they they make a joke that everyone loves a great I got a great I got a text from someone who I haven't got a text from in like a year and they wrote amp
00:20:27| and Crosby and the Flyers are playing a penguin so what do you think happened really don't even get into it I'm gonna but the same thing happened to a sign video there's a second video of a guy
00:20:37| filming a Canadian at transatlantic highway and he got to the spot where they had completed it like there was a little like raised in the road like a little divot and he something I thought
00:20:49| it's the completion point and he started running and doing the same thing whereas I go oh my god Sarah Dunn we did every bad oh my god and he's like ah like he's physically wearing himself out because
00:21:03| he found the connection point that was completed probably like 50 years ago sounds but what makes the connection point so important as opposed to 50 yards down the road where you still need
00:21:16| the connection is it because I guess that's the last so the important thing is the last spot to get done really it's like the railroad like they had the two railroads connect and they had the
00:21:27| Chinamen just like were they the right size I'm sure they were poor portion ugly small because people back then were smaller I meant the tracks were they the right
00:21:40| size know that the people were smaller we won't demean it I was engineering tire and I was just demeaning the people like that because they were right it was more every month that malnutrition I was
00:21:56| making fun of them dying of malnutrition yeah I'm pretty sure they're the suicides bad be embarrassed somehow I need to change trains because they didn't maybe that's why they always
00:22:07| have the two trains facing each other so you get on one and then it's slowly pull away then the other one you'll never know because of different sizes hmm
00:22:16| uncover a great conspiracy I believe it Powerball business no one we're now on the same name Branson to fire bolts a generic word you can well it's not that brand of drink or alcoholic beverage I
00:22:36| was mentioning is it a spicy type of no it's not that either it's just gonna Congress wait hold on is it copyright neutral Oh neutral okay that looks like vodka drink it does it
00:22:55| tastes just like one I'll tell you that well folks my smoker smiles a little easier than yours and doesn't make fun of people that's probably that's good it might be actually my smoker smile is a
00:23:09| look back on the past and a smirk that I think it may have reached the age where you stopped getting kicked out of venues interesting I mean I really made me think of it I think my girlfriend saying
00:23:26| something about getting kicked out of somewhere I way I could get kicked out of there then I realize I have been kicked out of Lincoln Financial Field props to them they sent me an official
00:23:35| letter saying I wasn't allowed back I'm going back but thank you Eagles I've been kicked out of a cobia Center I'm the kicked out of every bar on Main Street in Newark Delaware mmm I was even
00:23:50| in a game in the spectrum two nights before they closed it down where the Flyers used to play you know they eventually shut down like four years ago five years ago yeah that's playing in an
00:24:02| ice hockey game because they let you play after was a longer time ago than that it's like ten years and someone look at all let's go be like seven or eight only and yeah that's probably
00:24:14| seven or eight anyway I was playing in the game after the fact and uh I punched a goalie because I couldn't score and uh hey guys hey guys like and ago he started beating
00:24:26| on me and my helmet flew off and I remember just swinging on people wildly like a madman because I was angry I was frustrated we were losing my one goal I don't care I hate everyone and uh
00:24:37| there's a really funny picture of me and I'm laughing and my helmets off and I'm holding my helmet and I'm like laughs and skating away and the referees escorting me and I was kicked out of the
00:24:46| game if I was not allowed back sat third period yeah it was like four minutes left in the game I heard that point oh but who cares the last year so late but it was really cool
00:24:55| they scored me the penalty box at first then they talked for a minute and I was like there's like 40 people in the stands because everyone left those after the game yeah
00:25:03| and I was just like dang all my heroes were in this penalty box and then they said you you're out you're not going back in the game and I said but there was no crowd so I'm being escorted off
00:25:16| the ice without my helmet going kicked out and you're just looking back like all my heroes got kicked out of there like that's awesome I got kicked out of the spectrum for fighting a goalie
00:25:29| that's great you ever seen perfume yeah story of another murder no but this sounds way different than getting kicked out of a back room well I'm like every bump her I'll bring it
00:25:40| back so the the perfume sort of murder her maybe is about a guy who smells so well that he needs to capture scent so he captures the most perfect scent ever that drives people wild and the end of
00:25:57| the movie he douses himself in that like scent of like just like wildness and people rip him apart physically so if you are a hockey player and he wanted to go out in the most hockey way possible
00:26:14| to be killed lego:hover all glory yeah the most awesome way would there be like oh you did take e taking every cynic to the guy and like stabbing and like the fans
00:26:27| coming out of the stands wanting to rip me from liver it punches you some pieces of equipment flying like you imagine up like a shoulder pad and like a helmet that's
00:26:36| funny and then like awesome the cuff goes flying they're like movies done and your body jokes down I can never get the red stain out like that beet juice man that's hard too you just can't digest it
00:26:49| mmm that's I don't know if that's deep or weird or what Thanks mmm-hmm you got to figure all the people like Billy Tibbets tank are still Oh Donna Shearer
00:27:03| mm-hmm figure that's how they want to go the very end on last game do you know Billy Tibbets was actually arrested for trying to intimidate a witness shout-out Billy T and I'll be
00:27:15| listen to the podcast hope you guys that's it that's shoutout material right there he's one of those guys would take waste all his money and couldn't bribe the witness but that's
00:27:26| taken it enforcer roll to the next level like if he was accused of rape and he's praying intimidating them not to testify like you're a fourth lighter for life bro you're good not not with any to the
00:27:42| box for a little like well I felt good about that smirk smile I don't know about you I feel like dude come on out you know it's like almost like but we're bringing it to everyone's favorite
00:27:56| friggin part of the podcast Andrew stops me on the street he sang when he nice doing the thing I always say what day we talking about you know what they said they leaned in close to get around the
00:28:14| microphone and they say celebrity I recently was watching Titanic again again I watch it every three nights four nights like twice a week I try and get it in there you try to dehydrate
00:28:35| yourself right get all those tears out no I just it's on VHS wet lodge it's on VHS the only problem is I have to get up and change tapes one and a half hours through but it's not a together
00:28:49| you should just splice them into one giant know something about it's more real when I have to change the tape it's right when the band stops playing and the rich guy is a marketing lens he'll
00:29:00| mm-hmm well this one involves Kate Winslet our starlet from Titanic and Cher Hough timeless timeless beauty beauty oh my god I can't even put a time on that
00:29:17| beauty if I can turn back time oh I think they should have an artistic contest where they draw a couple of young 30-something white males in the Dominion would you pose I'm not telling
00:29:38| you which one you get just elegant I've draw me like one of your french boys I would say back to chair like this well now we do get mmm that we can bring with us like banana or an apple a couple
00:29:54| grapes if you need a cucumber watermelon if I need but they have to draw us the nude and the winner can option their picture off for charity and I figured what's more beautiful than that huh how
00:30:10| you feel with that they're pretty good about it actually I would I do it I'm like all share blend how old is she now she even human it's time will she become the next phase of human now I want to
00:30:28| say she's 68 but you know I think she can't come to Houston because it's too hot she's gonna melt so that sentence was going somewhere else so I guess I called Kate Winslet that she's beautiful
00:30:46| too and jealous I called both of them I'll just be enjoyed [Laughter] [Music] strong here's a covering your nipples
00:31:06| ready whatever you girls are it's not for charity this one's just for fun somebody out there is we found their fetish mm-hmm hit the bottom subscribe that like button
00:31:18| folks it's friggin like blood bail get your codifications here good um there's a couple things I can get to I have a word of the day it's not too big a segment where there's a situation
00:31:39| scenario I don't have a 662 waged over the word of the day first ultra kravid Aryan oh I can feel like I'm choking on something mm-hmm ultra crap that Darien ultra Kripa Darien you got it it's it's
00:31:57| someone who has opinions in expertise that are outside the realm or knowledge so you see someone over here and they're like yes I'm from with my car and the other guy goes yeah I don't know it's
00:32:12| not starting and you walk up to them and say Kobe the carburetor looks like it could be a loose carburetor with the wires crossed a lot of people in this 74 Toyota's have loose carburetors and you
00:32:22| got to check the wires and you're gonna do this and they feel like 8,000 things and everyone stops and they're like did you have fun cars and he's like no and it's like I think they think a little
00:32:37| bit but Raymond might be right a lot I'm talking about someone who's who thinks they have a wealth of knowledge but then they give you a whole bunch of information but it's not necessarily
00:32:46| true it's outside the realm of their knowledge they're literally just talking out their butthole hmm is that kind of they're an expert on it it's like you're an expert on it but you really might be
00:32:56| lying or my Nexus IQ thing to people who can like conjure spirits huh huh but I think isn't that line or they think doers they believe in it believe it yeah and they can make up all that
00:33:07| maybe all that jazz their check that out folks we got a 1960 salesman here jazz but jazz ultra prepa Darien mm-hmm they just calling Kripa Darian's cuz that sounds like it's covers it
00:33:25| I think ultra means outside of the realm of normal type so that folk remedy Aryan is someone who actually knows what they're doing or someone who does in Iran on freakin and you use your Latin
00:33:38| that's a dictionary huh you're speaking and earlier I don't know listen I'm telling you as much as I can about it without knowing anything about it [Laughter]
00:33:48| ultra Kripa Darien Isaac oh goodness goodness goodness goodness why hello mean we probably the pockets I'm going a flower we can stop now or get into the big series that everyone at
00:34:05| home wants to talk about are you sure you're ready ready hey guys everyone at home you've been waiting for this it's the China one-child policy political that one probably would go
00:34:29| there but we just went down there when would you say that was started like 1964 ish and been in 2015 start with Mao Zedong I had to do with his success his success
00:34:42| led to such a burst in population that something had to curb the population hmm so I did you actually listen to the video cuz it was the video says 1970 it was actually a official policy in 1970
00:34:58| but they did it they did it on they started in 1964 on the down low so yes actually both are correct I did a little search of me own and they had some scientists that was judging that the
00:35:10| population of China should be a hundred million so hold on that was an interesting thing around 20 and they said that they were thinking of curtailing it eventually they stopped
00:35:22| this policy in 2015 well a couple years ago yeah as of January 1st 2016 you realize I have school children Wow holy crap people still below the average right I don't
00:35:36| know let me ask you think 2.3 is the average number of children that people have here are just two and this point the interesting thing is I'm going to take it a little little side tangent the
00:35:50| unreality what percent of people do you think are infertile in China or the world world or based on the statistics that are right on website well do want to get like a little bit of a basis is
00:36:03| this everyone the world's people like is it is a ten-year-old infertile or we don't have these sort of married couples who are trying to have kids okay okay I make sense and then do we stop a certain
00:36:13| age or like it's just egg lunch its own you guess what chances are it's weird because the ages were like you know 16 to 44 which I guess is a females reproductive okay that makes sense
00:36:24| okay so regular reproductive age yeah I would guess interesting because it's like it's like couple like wait for real 12% yeah no for real I mean then or nothing
00:36:41| damn I'm good Holy Smoke me I want to just mmm I'm haters I'm sorry you just literally I'm really I'm stoked yeah one source on the internet you just match congratulations hey source of the
00:36:55| internet you're actually 100 percent right that's a 100% proven by 50% of the on handers yeah but that's kind of like I was thinking about if you want to have kids you 2.3 kids or whatever but the
00:37:10| people that can't have kids you don't ever hear about them right because over population if you know 10 people that are married then one of those time paint and it's kind of strange that you don't
00:37:23| hear about it because it's kind of like a social stigma right it is you're absolutely correct now is this social stigma then to have nine kids there's a couple because I will be bad too you
00:37:34| know that's going the opposite way it's like one more than the after mom who had them all at once and made a pornography for let the record show that the interesting part is I'm
00:37:45| gonna bring it back to China okay bring it back dr. mom porn up they didn't blame people who had multiple children at the same time so their own and I know I knew this yeah there was an increased
00:37:56| number of twins so if you are going to mom and wanted to eat children in China you just be like I had ate all at once and can't be blamed for this well did you think it was interesting that more
00:38:06| of these multiple children births were happening in China no because they probably there was like most of the abortions were going on because they didn't want either a female
00:38:17| or maybe they did want to so they would probably keep accordingly really got if that runs in their family so we can dial it back for a second cuz you're getting into some very good stuff intense stuff
00:38:28| very good stuff they are China's population was over overflowing so it was not illumined alize dong right tons of people and they figured private is in double triple quadruple as it was they
00:38:43| were having trouble back in 1960 70s which meeting all these people because those images bring loaded people so that's why this whole one-child thing worked now when you're forced to have
00:38:53| just one child everyone once a boy yeah male carries the name your lineage like everything so if you only love to have one it better be a boy I got some numbers
00:39:05| for you as of 2000 and I think it was things written males outnumber females but in a country of a billion it equated to Dave bigger yeah 24 to 30 million so this is by 2021 at all these children
00:39:33| are of age to get married and pair off and find a spouse a lover or whatever there will be 30 million extra dudes hanging around in China looking for chicks
00:39:43| that's extra that's not just dudes and gentlemen all the dudes mesh up with a girl plus 30 million dudes that's one awkward sausage party man it sure is
00:39:54| they actually ventured to say that it might lead to more sex trafficking does kidnapping women and make them their wives like weird stuff Jen's like oh god it's crazy what I originally thought
00:40:08| when I heard that they call it the missing women problem of you know mmm-mmm-mmm you know what happened those women do you we do we know you don't want to board her China before we into
00:40:20| immigration which we're going where we get to what you're thinking about oh when I heard about China making this one one-child policy I thought maybe it's like a ploy maybe you want more men so
00:40:33| you're you're like you're making a population that is army ready I'll see that in theory okay you have 30 million extra guys that don't have anything to do oh yeah and no one to settle down
00:40:45| with utans that's who's our military all virgin angry virgins who have guns and kiss them yes anyway you could use yeah you can use those people as Expendables essentially I don't think so I can't
00:41:07| think of one so what was your tangent just a missing women um theythey Aretas back-alley abortions leaving kids on insteps tools and places like just getting ready kids it was mostly women
00:41:27| because we wanted a boy you know what I mean a lot of adoptions are you fine I got some I got crazy stats from a place called Guangdong Province in Hawai she County County this is this was in the
00:41:44| nineteen nineties er no there's a no in the county in the province there's a county in the province okay it probably was the city it's probably just counting Hawaii County they
00:41:58| estimated by like 1990s sometime in there which is pretty recent like not too long ago they had quotas on people who they thought were having a second or third or
00:42:09| fourth child they forced 20,000 abortions and sterilizations in a one-year period hold up because it's back-alley no you know no internet no anything China
00:42:22| mm-hmm they could do it in a woman up to eight and a half months pregnant Oh check this the way they did it is called intrauterine installation abortions they add like something like a saline
00:42:37| solution so it was if they had a saline solution directly to the the birth sack because that would a kill the fetus because I guess all that salt is directly absorbed by their skin I have
00:42:50| to get it into the sac and then the the whole everything would contract and trying to expel Saul blur what they noticed is if they just added a um an algae some kind of brand brown algae
00:43:04| into the solution like they would have the whole process down like 14 hours as opposed to 24 hours so they started doing that I got pretty cool Wow that's weird he just like hey this
00:43:15| thing imports things veterans throwing Reggie yeah it's like what so um I was like that's the craziest thing I ever heard this abortions ridiculous thank God we live in the United States well
00:43:31| did you know it was um it was used in the United States up to the 1970s happened like 20 percent of the cases oh my god it's a holdup we're in 2003 one percent of the population still uses
00:43:45| that method that was over three I mean that's that was a long time ago I mean how long ago did everyone born after they survived that abortion yeah now it's so cold Armin because they probably
00:43:58| put it in the bill probably else it you know at a super low mortality rate Craig two cases resulted in live documented births baby well you had too many survivors if
00:44:15| you're a survivor of intrauterine installation abortion contact the others we'll get you one here maybe if it's feasible easy and you have an internet
00:44:26| connection at a camera yeah the amazing thing is that like I leave my second child if I was in China before you wasn't into you that's wrong bacon yeah it would that mean a sterilization
00:44:44| for me or did another button would be like he broke the law huh listen I was just having a regular old sex and she got rig she got super pregnant I didn't get pregnant
00:44:56| she got pregnant that's a tough thing it's weird the other one touch a look or two one problem I was gonna go else exactly where I was I know I could tell me you're going up I'm pandering come on
00:45:08| and you're the oldest right I am I'm the youngest so I wouldn't exist if we were in China I just wouldn't be here because I would I would have been saline injected I would have been a survivor
00:45:21| you lay that number three over three numbers year but it's crazy thing to think about but like you wouldn't have any any siblings I wouldn't be here you would have no cousins right is that
00:45:37| accurate no well not necessarily because that's your brother's your mother's brothers or sisters oh she don't even have other sisters I guess yeah Perry you don't
00:45:46| have any cousins uh-huh and if it's long enough if it's now if it's now such an effect for 34 years sure yeah you're the second generation that now you have two parents
00:46:00| and they have four grandparents and you're the sole provider so you're telling me scheme so you're telling me a pyramid for grandparents two parents one child the old pyramid we run into a
00:46:15| problem with China's population so are you telling me yeah I don't know how they couldn't foresee that I mean you're not replacing the same people that are there you're becoming top-end
00:46:24| so China is super old right now the same in Japan and older get older brother so like what do they do you got a number for what for - okay good China will lose though they have a lot of people doing
00:46:46| it but 67 million people will be gone I don't know that the hell enough people to replace that however this one it's the population in China one billion would say see one point three seven nine
00:47:00| billion Wow well I guess they went off because people are still being born yeah India's catching out there almost equal to this smaller area of a they poop in the
00:47:11| streets if this is terrible but there's one people die over there it's common that they dump them into rivers apparently we've run out of room I don't know yeah I know what girls were
00:47:25| expensive so they just kind of let them float away I was just listening to somebody talk about how they would like they're on a boat in India and they're just like a corpse would show up and
00:47:35| they'd be like oh my god and then be like ah don't worry about it it's normal keep going go up it is um here one more stat I guess oh yeah by 2050 that's quite a distance away that's like a
00:47:53| hundred years away right to learn um one third of the country will be over sixty the crazy thing is that the people in the middle don't have any family to rely on like imagine all the stuff you
00:48:10| go through give a lie on friends right you don't need friends and you know any family you could talk to you do you think this is gonna result in something crazy like Chinese banish their elders
00:48:23| to the desert or something ridiculous because they just can't like you know gives you a die or let them die and they're like well over seventy have a good life grandpa grandma and they're
00:48:33| just like that's what it's the problem of the dictators I think dictators come with the wrong ideas and they they don't think you through and like this is one of the ones that's obvious like
00:48:43| you may not be able to meet a food shortage but that hasn't happened but you're definitely going to run into a problem in his four grandchildren two parents and only one child issues on the
00:48:58| issue yeah and a lot of the people say that so like if you're if you're wealthy in America and you're making enough to support two people and that's happened twice now so your grandparents there's
00:49:12| four grandparents they're able to make enough to support themselves than their children or your parents are making twice in them twice as much to support whatever they need
00:49:22| so you indeed like eight times as much or sixteen I'm not am i doing the math right I'm not saying that the child would need a eat I'm no no the parents but the parents are already well-off so
00:49:33| there's these oh okay oh you're so a couple yeah this thing like that the child is then shout out a little little Emperor oh my god okay they say so like you become I got I guess it's suppose
00:49:46| that rose deparias right well in think of this now I mean are they explode brats spoiled boys exactly they're all all dudes looking to steal women from local countries guess what homey ain't
00:50:00| gonna happen here in America our women are liberated they're free thinking and they listen to the young manners a little more feminist leaning podcasts in Eastern Philadelphia northeast area
00:50:13| quadrant and South Texas and South Texas boom we're gonna yep ladies our webinar spread themselves thin or really really thick and then how you want it we like them thick she's the crazy thing to
00:50:39| think about like how much I much wealth the America hat America has it if we were to Institute the same thing he gets so many douche bags that would just there'd be a contradiction we already
00:50:50| have them so to be more yeah unfavorableness unfathomable unfathomable on a fathom unfathomable they see their unfathomable you chickened out
00:51:07| I do want to take a moment to talk about something I recently bought into most people going to college probably listeners podcast most people who professionally play
00:51:20| table tennis probably listen to this podcast most people who casually play beer pong probably listen to this podcast it's more number 10 in sales if you count
00:51:32| just us we're number one in listeners if you count just us then we're number two and things I watch on YouTube when I'm bored I mean there's
00:51:43| other videos if I come back to this yeah cuz I'll make you one thing one thing we all have in common ping-pong balls you buy em for the dollar story by the grocery store who
00:51:54| cares hold on hold on it's a 40-millimeter ball lately they even made out of plastic well I switch to Poli folks catch up
00:52:05| with the times switched appalling they make four different major brands of ping pongs only ones recognized by the ITTF International Table Tennis Association
00:52:18| don't ask me why it's a it's a Chinese thing but originated called Association them in another language it might be Federation anyway mmm hook it up okay I will
00:52:32| there's four major brands you can buy when you go to the store there's the DHS there seemed a 40-block its Federation it's an association fine that's fine do you believe everyone sure
00:52:47| huh this is America or DHS make theirs in China they're a seam 40 plus there's double fish they're made like this out of a different material it's a 40 plus seemed then there's zoo shoe Appa
00:53:00| they're seamless 40 plus they're Maisie China still perfect sphere they don't claim perfect sphere hold on last one is the new taco it's made in Japan only and it's perfectly seamless
00:53:15| Wow hold on they've done testing they know which one's the best you want to guess it's the no seam Wow no seam means no mold
00:53:28| there's no uneven weight and there's no thick variation up to point zero zero one millimeters it's guaranteed you buy one of these it's gonna bounce crisp clear and go wherever the fly it at you
00:53:43| want it to it's guaranteed look up Ninh Taku Japanese grant do you know they're rated on the one two three star system for ping pong balls really only knows that guess what natok who do Japanese
00:53:56| ones there are four star rating folks I'm talking full dark we're having four dollars four out of four or four to five for out three trust me eighteen dollars for a three pack of
00:54:09| these let me tell you what worth it best investment I've ever made my entire life you don't buy a zoo shop boot training bold up they look very similar they're seamless don't buy it all I'm saying is
00:54:25| here the UMP Anders we buy the finest materials we stand behind our products and we think you should to check it out folks this is amazing I love I love being alive at this time because I could
00:54:38| see a guy just surly to talk to ping-pong ball and how it's made did an episode on it and I'm watching them make it I'm watching them how they form two hemispheres and now they're merged
00:54:52| together see and there's a seam but now they're gonna fix the seam part of it by there's a long magical process I don't know it's it's gonna skip right over it Oh copy run so they have little Chinese
00:55:10| fingers shaving off each seam hmm girl this is intense most excited I've been in about ten minutes they have like a they have an assortment of different testers they have a thing
00:55:28| that splits it in like it's like a you know that thing on a ship not shop til you drop because that was in the 90s remember we're talking about price is right
00:55:40| pleco yeah maybe like play-doh they measure it that way to see that it doesn't like deviate that's that's an otaku table tennis balls for two three I'm dangerous right here Wow folks I was
00:55:54| annoyed that Dan was trying to double check me and I look it up but the fact that we came up the same results Wow unbelievable by n folks Brian I couldn't believe that it's not a perfect smear
00:56:07| smear spear spear or smear this outdoor experience thing about bagels or Pat yeah good yeah all the time um old Pappy I always hate to bring the podcast down now what did you do well
00:56:27| you don't know who I'm talking about at one point it just I see about my patients someone someone who follows the podcast religiously he's one of the great
00:56:37| followers I I advise you all to follow him when all his insta Twitter I don't know any of those nests but it doesn't matter he's not important don't on stop commenting but anyway following him
00:56:49| he uh he stopped Facebook good for him a lot of problems a lot of sexual urges but issues with relationship I say stay away from Facebook well build an did it again folks his girlfriend left we'll
00:57:07| call her Diana she left her facebook open he went on no she's been de ending or whatever it's called Facebook messaging someone to that hepatitis D has anyone even heard of this man she
00:57:22| finally she got the various I'll hold on she's making the best he's and she's in quite a predicament hepatitis D if I'm reading this correct it affects your lungs and the antibodies
00:57:32| and it's it's not a joke like it's fair serious is the D from the dill Dan no no that's the exact problem the only way you can cure hepatitis D is to exchange bodily fluids with a person that gave it
00:57:47| to you that's who Dylan doesn't have it and he's done a lot of research he's talked a couple doctors in her history he's really getting nervous hold on how many
00:57:57| body of Bob Lee fluids and what quantities mMmmm to be a nun so where's Ashton here's a question you can do it they have to be fresh diana has talked to Dan
00:58:09| doe man and said that she wants him to meet her ex-boyfriend Ross with it so Dan thought nothing of it except this is a week ago now that he has hepatitis D think he looked Ross dithers up blew him
00:58:25| up books he's a bodybuilder from London he's six foot five he's huge muscles the size of melons why does she want Dan to meet this guy all of a sudden what does happen at his D have to do with it if
00:58:41| she has to exchange fluids with Ross he has to exchange for us as well well in my mind I have yet to hear from you he hasn't gotten back to me but why would she want to meet with this guy do you
00:58:58| think they're just gonna kiss like a three-way kiss or is it worse that's real a poop fluid it is kind of liquidy sometime I don't know I'm worried about it but anyway that's what they'll be
00:59:12| enough to and at the podcast we really worry about him just whatever the fact was until that is filled up anyway that guy is huge inject Ross so Phil then if you have to exchange saliva
00:59:29| or whatever no shame there dude go for ice could go for whatever to heal her I mean it none he's being selfish isn't he sure disease dill then disease and praise Jesus anyway let's move on
00:59:46| get depressed you feel fantastic you know what cheer last one I'll do ya comments from the ether you guys like to post in our comments all the time I'm
01:00:04| not gonna say which I mean I'll find out which one was Twitter we got a tweet Twitter where's the Twitter Twatter and on panderers right yep we got a website at the and panders back oh my god no i'm
01:00:18| painters yes yes that's it it's up top I'm Pizza it's on my face I can't even say yep we got um insta maybe do we yes we do see we got all these socials of when you only go there will I read
01:00:36| something on the social today that I wanted to share because I thought Dan that's a lot of commotion that's a lot of there's just a lot going on so from the ether gonna read a little stinger I
01:00:50| saw it really called that um Chad Smith loses it oops he's just joking of course he ain't serious Chad's like the coolest guy ever smiley face that's from Red Hot Chili
01:01:05| Peppers live it was five days ago next comment those a direct coming against it not at all you can't lie it's obvious he was pissed but he started it by being a pompous ass
01:01:18| denigrating Europeans by calling the weird SS - two days ago this is getting crazy third comment under that he was calling European prog rock weird not Europeans unless I'm mistaken see a cave
01:01:36| music this is two days ago so I checked and this is a lot of comments for our YouTube page but I also think it may have been from what I googled Chad Smith loses it after fan yells Will Ferrell at
01:01:50| him so I think it was that but either way um just like to get but just shout out to the people commenting on our site I think it's really even if it wasn't our page I
01:02:07| think this is a different page about a different thing it could have been about our page I'm not sure I mean it makes more sense it was Chad Smith losing it after a fan yelled Will Ferrell at him
01:02:20| could've been it our colors episode though Norma yeah we're gonna have to check the analytics on that one mm-hmm double check make sure the streams didn't get crossed it's kind of
01:02:32| dangerous that way those inner tubes dreams always spokes folks holy smokes folks that's my new saying I'd say it's a tongue twister surance well I guess it's that time in the
01:02:54| evening I think it is relax have your favorite beer listen to a podcast and enjoy so listen to this one I'd listen to this one on periscope folks check all our socials don't just listen to one or
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