Transcript of Episode 11 - Smart Laziness an Evolved Advantage
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00:00:00| so I'm damn I guess I'm Nick yes yes you are together though whether it's through each other or through the rest of the world men don't care we form the competitors think about that yeah I am
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00:00:33| all the tubes act time up make our tight hmm it's a honey red baby coming honey red is that a wine or is that did you add honey to wine I just made a bunch of big stuff and put it in a wine list
00:00:53| it's fermented honey is that Mead it is actually you saw that at your in PA a liquor store not a beer store huh I've never had me before but I hear it's not as good as honey the only people who
00:01:09| would buy it were like um you can tell they were really nerdy non-drinkers who were going to like a renaissance day or something oh yeah that makes sense there we like a 24 year old girl who
00:01:20| like has never been in the liquor store before and she liked to have something called me and I'd be like I guess what you're gonna do with it I do enjoy that those things survived based on those
00:01:30| people like the cliche keeps it alive and going right like do you think here's an interesting thing do you think of like people try and keep older stuff alive stuff them hundreds of years ago
00:01:42| it's like a mint I think someone should still turn butter by hand but do you think if you ask any one of them back then if they could have an automatic butter eternity but yeah I really like
00:01:53| the sacredness of the churning motion keeps us wholesome I feel like yeah give me the auto oh I just imagine the one Wallflower in the group just in the corner just turning his room butter like
00:02:05| missing it dearly those happy times I stand rest of us were lazy yeah so what did come back wouldn't what do you say we do here I think we just connect on this
00:02:22| weird level man it's just so many levels deep and not so deep well mid-range I would almost warn people who aren't 21 or 18 whatever the legal recourse there's leapin some stuff in here that
00:02:38| not good for you do I wish you I wish you the best I bless up I say my prayers up top a bottom my prayers from here and I want you to leave those thing running but I
00:02:52| want you to leave the room yeah can't hear it on silent and subscribe look at that leg way now cuz get that like button first mmm see it dammit give us all the attention we need it was his
00:03:06| basket and also one of the record on employers are betrothed is our children our neighbors friends ourselves these aren't the opinions hearing we express right now they're all just projections
00:03:25| of opinions we have man this is not our true thoughts opinions and then he slurs we said yeah that don't they don't reflect us it's not us it's just a show it's a disclaimer right there folks well
00:03:39| certainly I just like what's the opposite of here in if you're out you're out I guess you're out yeah I can hear out mmm all the opinions that are out there who are using those opinions in
00:03:54| here but not up here in just on the show out out here so yeah cool we good just go back from the mountains no internet no phone no texting people no did you go with us no swimming in a stream was
00:04:17| there running like a large amount of running water and I like tap water there was it was about like 30 feet away from us no almost getting in that it was too far too far
00:04:27| it can't really glazy but we did play sports a lot of wiffle ball happens when you got no internet believe it or not Wow give a coup struck in our instruments we had up running
00:04:38| electricity ok did say internet and all phones and texts and and all that no Wi-Fi no nothing we had a landline and electricity so that was cool so we had electric instruments we we jammed out
00:04:56| well here's the thing I'm saying this for all the people that go up the mountains with us if half the group that's there doesn't play music it ruins it for the
00:05:08| people to play use it that's true you have the guy who owned a torrent tries to play something and it just screeches all right no no no like Bane they're really cool like it won't pick up an
00:05:19| instrument but let's say the three of us were up there and we wanted to jam at like 4:00 p.m. but like everyone was like we're just gonna get a game a bags going and drinking and you're like oh
00:05:29| we're gonna jam and then everyone's like okay cuz now you killed their game of bags and I just think it was unanimous I kind of no purpose but they're like what do they do
00:05:40| I can't pick up an extra instrument like I got like a rock outside I'll play your rock drums and they don't want it I'll blame them I name like a marine yeah if you don't like giving them any extra
00:05:51| history they don't play music the guy and you also don't blend it and you don't want to sit there and stare at you while you playing like it's probably not that enjoyable like yeah good then
00:06:02| you're just Janet out with your band mates it's like it's this awkward thing where it's like you know I got seven a bit when I play guitar just sit there and watch it did like
00:06:11| come into my room and I'd be like this is strange and like I they were trying to be nice but like you can tell those people for them and for you cuz you had that age in
00:06:24| grade school there's no way I was playing a full song it's the same right and they were over again right and they were encouraging you by trying to be there for you but at the same time
00:06:33| you're like this is all I know this is all I know this is all I know and so line now screech this is all I know oh and they were like this is great I feel like my
00:06:44| mom was really supportive for my dad just shat on anything I did pushing you and he was a pusher in a nice balance was one good cop bad cop I like it yeah yeah dig them dig them a
00:06:58| lot I did learn a lot about myself and my fellow people yes we're gonna call this town shoulder right not the real name of the town but the town only has like 500 people hmm so they said the
00:07:13| actual name that I'm pretty sure the whole town would find me like it's totally mountains though right you're like by yourself right but it's eight minutes from a town a town of 500 people
00:07:22| like this town has three traffic lights one bank one belly one diner you go to in the morning one it has like one of everything but there's only like 12 stores but they're all right here in the
00:07:34| center of town you know there's stop sucking up to these lights and that's it that's those town town you're me cuz it's like if you actually lived in that town you'd see
00:07:41| the same five hundred people four hundred ninety nine people and interesting you save that so we were driving there and I drove up there Friday night so they're like late night
00:07:52| driving you have to work and everything driving get it by an accent before 76 that's ten cars off like I can just see it if we go like this no I'm like I'm secretly hoping man I hope they're okay
00:08:08| I really hope they're okay move their car please move their car and I'm like man hope no one's named it really really James in the way you're inching slowly trying to get by I'm like oh my god
00:08:26| that's the light tap anyway put them back like 40 minutes sorry two and a half hour trip now it's like three hour and ten minutes it's the only 10:15 at night but time I get there you got
00:08:45| any sidekicks or just you know no my one guy canceled he couldn't make it back issue and I didn't get any other guys cuz I didn't just me I'm doing a lot of coffee
00:08:55| wha-wha coffee the 20 ounce er it's still a dog you get it for a dollar 16 ounce a dollar twelve ounce of dollar well uh who gets the 12 ounce for a dollar I mean if you're not gonna drink
00:09:08| it although I didn't get the plane or did I good I didn't that's good of you did you need that 4 ounces how do you know you know oh I'll tell you in a minute to show pee
00:09:23| so I had to pee because now I'm Way past my record driving down really really really crazy mountain backroads and I refused to pull over you can pull over anywhere pee but that's not the point
00:09:34| trying to save on time so I stood up while I was doing 30 and I kept looking at the steering wheel and everything and there's a real weird dance you have to do to pee in a coffee cup in a jeep
00:09:46| because you're so high up you know did you have dinner or self no no no that would've been easy I would just never been free but um so I'm filling this coffee cup and it's too dark to tell but
00:10:00| I want to make sure I don't go over a certain level so you got the dip going on you dip down into it you feel right when you're about to get near the brim you have to stop please stop
00:10:11| so I did it barely I read anything dumped it up in window no big deal I'd go for my second bag right just need to get this out of me still doing 30 still cover the wheel still pushing gas still
00:10:22| looking around it's very complicated but I feel like I'm a coordinated individual overflowed a little the whole urinal shorts will on a shirt blue honest II said crap I pulled over and saved myself
00:10:36| what two minutes anyway nobody Opie dumped it out the window who cares but the coffee come back here whatever it's just empty I don't have to do that in Coffee Company well not an animal
00:10:48| well about eight minutes further ten minutes further I get into the Talon douche or all of six stop signs for traffic lights maybe three and it stopped on that you like
00:10:58| well I'm you're so close you're just like just get a town this mountain road and then there's like back paths and GPS doesn't even work so you better know where the hell you're
00:11:08| gone it's 10:00 at night so there's cops behind me and I'm like just doing like the exact speed limit you know you're being and the animal citizen yeah right it also helps that I
00:11:20| have like five guitars three amps handle of liquor another handle of liquor illicit drugs a firearm and other stuff other than that I mean I'm squeaky clean normal God sir do you have anything on
00:11:35| tourist in your car even bought cigarettes for this trip I don't even smoke cigarettes I just was like I'm behind everything I don't need them everything cuz you're going so far away
00:11:45| anyway so he's following me this cop and I'm like looking at and there's a spot where it's like a highway road and it meets a residential Road and it's like a curved stop sign so I'm like looking at
00:11:57| an don't know where to stop and I stopped like you know you hear them wherever no big deal the other car coming by would you know it is a cop so I'm like police stops on
00:12:07| Elm now doing that s top-25 one follows me and I get to the light I make it less and I'm like the only thing to left is the damn road out of town so I can go follow me here so I make the left and it
00:12:24| doesn't he follow me and then turn on is like well so comes into the car pretty quick he's not making me wait comes over he's got a little flashlight he's shining on me I had to turn down my
00:12:39| music and forgot I had the music on and he looks at me and he looks down and at that moment I realized I had tucked my shirt into my underwear and shorts are the pits and so I look like some kind of
00:12:51| cereal any other drugs in your pants and I'm like well just I just look strange and he looks he's looking at the coffee cop and everything I'm like oh now polish smells like piss in here I'm like
00:13:00| okay okay think quick don't see the word piss don't see the redness but said is there a problem and he said did you not see the stop sign back there
00:13:10| and then he I cut him up I said oh my god I'm really sorry did I miss was there another stop sign I really thought oh my god well there's one between the stop sign here well and
00:13:20| that's what I thought I was like I did pass a street there's totally no stop sign listen and then he goes well no you stopped at the stop sign but you were very quick about it I said and I said so
00:13:32| what and then he he tried to he tried to make it a nicer he said they just seemed like you didn't know that it was there and I said well not from here like she isn't this obvious is this why you
00:13:43| really pulled me over it because because my vehicle wasn't recognized by you you were like whoa we got strangers up in these parts you know any Knicks shenanigans Illinois does that a little
00:13:53| better so now he's asked me for my stuff and I realized I was like oh shoot I think I love the gun in the part of my vehicle with the license and registration for the registration issue
00:14:06| and I was like he's gonna shoot me like it's all legal like I have it work everything huh and I go I have my stuff it's in the glove box I have a firearm in there and I was like it's what I I'm
00:14:18| licensed I got the permits I'm good but years ago it was fine and I said you want me to get it for you he goes that's fine the weirdest thing was I feel like that put him more at ease knowing that I
00:14:30| hadn't gone and I was like all right I feel the rural boy white train and I was like okay you've been oh yeah maybe so yes where I'm going I mentioned my friend is house where it is I mentioned
00:14:44| the street over here that's about there and let him come by later dude check it out Russell should have his tone he changed what he knew that my license was real
00:14:54| I looked legit and he goes you uh you going out there to play some music or something I said well yeah we're gonna jam being the guy so he goes oh man out there you got no neighbors right and I
00:15:07| said no not for like acres or at them he says man rock out real hard like and I was like rock out hard lick and I was like yeah we will he says you didn't have another drink tonight right that's
00:15:21| a nun he says but I bet you will later he's like well son he's my friend yeah drinking later it's funny how you get away from a major city and everything becomes
00:15:31| so yeah he was leading South but I throw two and a half hours north it was the weirdest thing huh rednecks there everywhere yes and he ended up being nice enough to
00:15:40| me and everything but then I was like Benjamin's black yeah my stuff's in the big ball box with the gun rounds into me so that's white privilege folks I experienced it for who knows how many
00:15:58| times its lifetime but it worked out today so that I chose for people who don't get it yes oh your heart starts a potato soon as you see those lights you're you know
00:16:13| you're purposely like stopping and then he's like covered in piss smell this this didn't make you out of the car no no he was like totally he turned on a button when I knew that road huh those
00:16:27| we already have it'll be be now it's it's it's his parents house like they they don't they're not even like permanent residents they come up like I want to say like three months of the
00:16:38| year and then they visit on weekends you know unless you leave the hell of an impression I don't I have heard that like in the boonies of Pennsylvania there's a lot of drug runners really oh
00:16:50| okay that makes sense they're looking for a drug runner I mean I was preparing this yeah yeah yeah this shirt this special turquoise necklace we get into later but uh yeah so it made me smart
00:17:05| smile and say shouldn't have been covered to piss but yeah yeah you know stopped but then again you don't know if the cop is like you know another 20 feet behind you and then I thought how funny
00:17:18| had been if he was like oh we got a cheese but maybe like look yeah there's a little left but you know it's it's cold and then be like I'd be awful if you gave me that I'm like I'm gonna
00:17:33| write your ticket unless you know why don't you let me have some while coffee I would grab it with both hands and drink it first because or would it be better to let him drink
00:17:46| it let's see what he did you gotta take a bullet he's gonna go take our job at this he's gonna give it to me if I drink his coffee for no reason the tough choice like this happens in a movie I'm
00:18:02| pretty sure it does it's probably a movie from there and the guy and a guy these are let's the cops take whatever it is it smells like piss or smells like something real wrong or weird and all of
00:18:13| a sudden the thing is don't be dispensing ammonia I think baby anyway the mood gets real dark and neither of them say anything to each other he says get down no it's Jim
00:18:23| Carrey what's that what's that one dumb and dumber dumber what's in it I forget is it is it you earn or something it is urine but I knew
00:18:47| this happened somewhere else yeah well folks my life is really just doubled over playing out a movie this folks I guess I'm dumb dumber either way
00:19:00| either way your way the mountain was good ID great story Cobb almost can we for being the pissed serial killer embarrassing what would you the piss serial killer what would that be how
00:19:15| would you you you do invite people into your car and then you drive around with the doors locked until they have to go they have to go and you hand them a cup and say you'll let them out it just pee
00:19:24| a little bit and then when they buy you get you get you get sexually excited and your own vehicle while you're driving and then they pay and they say just let me out so you say okay you let them out
00:19:34| and kill them but you keep the pee okay so that's that's gonna be serial killer like that and that would be what kind of movie what would the title be hmm pee myself and Irene be myself and on
00:19:52| people thank you through thank you through she come up with all them you make up and time you're in LA you're in luck I bet huh go Deborah now yeah you got
00:20:06| any Corrections from yesteryear I did not actually we just subject any mistakes I I think you're coming off to a few of them imperfect ones in a row this one might be perfect as well what
00:20:23| about a burger snob yet it's mom smirk oh that was my smirk smile that's where I got with that yeah I'm not even touch anything else no today it's been food I really you look fatter really everyone
00:20:39| the podcast does he look fatter it's weird because I wait my so I tell a twenty weigh less my wave let police hitter the most least teacher oh yeah yeah I don't know how I'm losing weight
00:20:52| but I guess it just fluctuates staying because I'm 191 my friend looks upon later than here I'll weigh less than Dan the podcast everyone mm take a bigger drink even out big swig thought is
00:21:09| always weird when people like start discussing their weight not in like a critical way but like men will be alike they think it's like muscle or something they're they're bigger or larger or some
00:21:18| people do the opposite like they're like I'm 114 like you're like your skin and bones and I'm like yeah I think it changes between men and women and it also changes in the like the fat crowd
00:21:31| probably doesn't we'll discuss their their weight but like the muscle crowd probably does because they think that their weight is all muscle do you not I mean clicking through to the gym all the
00:21:41| time and you do have muscles you're like hey bro I'm like 238 and the other guys look i benchpress that I'm 248 exactly look you don't even there's but whereas like heavyset people they're like did
00:21:53| rather not discuss their weight because that's their their shame or wants the number and then there's women they probably really big ones sounds really thin ones probably share the number all
00:22:05| the time it's like oh my god I weigh like one in seven it's like the other day I had to wear a science one dress it's like zeros you know you're like too much hey there's a topic there
00:22:21| but I'll just let it go for next time next time well we start talking about women cuz that that'll get us in trouble I'm sure you know makes all the hoes dress
00:22:32| girl that's all how I was dressed spray and check this out she's outside the door right now she's listening she could but good thing you have headphones in because she can't
00:22:42| say what I been through or say what you're saying but that's because you can't hear it if she can't repeat that's exactly what I'm and yet that's why we're the unpaid
00:22:53| nurse post relax Tommy vu Lords of one of my favorite teachers these day probably is actually probably never died it will be well with us we had a teacher who the language teacher will call him
00:23:16| Normandy I don't even remember what his name was professor Normandy there's there's the one that was like junior year and then there was the other one beginning with
00:23:25| an M but I don't remember him once talking oh really yeah there's like a whole history of him so who is the second longest tenured teacher at our high school really Anna yes behind
00:23:41| Roland Lightner we'll say it that way you Bali yeah I betcha he was the oldest tenured teacher both of them language teachers oddly enough this man was incredibly skinny incredibly old
00:23:55| incredibly bearded and he had a tie that was like not a regular tie materials like felt it was very skinny and just ended abruptly like halfway down his chest
00:24:04| it was always swinging for some reason because it was felt and because it didn't end properly I don't I get what a man room big constantly blew out of here the classroom well there's all sorts of
00:24:16| rumors began swirling about him because he would never joke he didn't have a personality he tried to correct people as politely as you it always like to sinua James can you
00:24:29| please sit down I stuck to him I know you I've got why are you kicking why are you kicking your legs in the air [Laughter] breakdance out of the desk close back
00:24:46| was turned [Music] some of us were cheering him but yeah the reason behind it was almost I don't know tell me something about Normandy
00:25:00| here but he um Normandy he would like I remember turning in a paper that was a team effort and my my teammate did nothing he relied on me and I hated his first name
00:25:16| okay I don't remember his name see that I know I just love it but he so he relied on me for everything so I had two copies I had the English version which was
00:25:31| translated into French somewhat and then I took that version and then like made sure it was actually French and I had both of them and I turned in the one that was like I went I went riding on a
00:25:43| Velo and it was like it only translated like one like every other word to French oh crap so I got that paper back and mr. Normandy put it on my desk and he looks
00:25:58| at it and he gave me an F because it was obviously translated and he got he just like taps it and goes like just like quiet not like it wasn't even like a full nod it was just like a fizzling nod
00:26:08| and then he just walks by it's like ah he was a stray strength each individual and then he didn't want them you could feel he cared but he just didn't express it and he didn't want the school to get
00:26:24| to him but he had this thing where I think he always wanted to remain calm realized that this is a job he cares about the students but he wouldn't let them get to him and I think you know
00:26:36| them being us had him three the four years of high school and by the third year which I don't think you sign up at a last one right no it was time different by the time we were
00:26:46| in the last one French bucks yeah by the lank god I skipped it because it didn't seem worth it by the time we got to the last year every student aided him and he hated every student in such an unspoken
00:26:58| way we wouldn't do night's homework until the cut and we would all just copy one it's the paper and he would the funniest is one time it was like the wrong we did the wrong pages exercise
00:27:20| because cause a some sort of coincidence the entire class seems to have done the wrong homework and handed it in with identical answers and he was like I guess we should redo the homework and he
00:27:35| would like always do these merchants based like I know you all cheated he bastards well he started grading us really poorly by the third year and he was like in quotes sick of our shit
00:27:51| wouldn't yell at us so who just be like he would like yeah senior year of French class he was calling on a kid named Kevin in the back of class who wasn't paying attention
00:28:01| and he just yelled out just sleep are like cookies am I like cookie and a professor just because if you always did this you amping up you are I think cookies in English and he was
00:28:20| like and he just he just went off on everyone he was it and he was like talking to talk please like and they would talk like French like about this class is so dumb and we don't fall
00:28:34| kicked it the one kid would always start to like make noises when the teachers back was turned I I can't explain it we were the worst class he's ever had in his entire life yeah I'm glad it wasn't
00:28:47| a part of the class I mean I'm sure they would have been funny but I think I just sat in the cafeteria while you guys in that class and I just to us it was a battle of attrition I feel like like he
00:28:56| knew he was going to give us all bad grades like he would get the last laugh but we were already past that point so we could we were making we're being as bad as we could
00:29:06| yeah gotta enjoy and laughing at ourselves because it was already too late for both sides it was literally the last what right you did it with do we have HAP's
00:29:14| we did like yeah yeah I think it was a half so it was probably semester yeah so it was the very last semester that you had and none of that goes to college like as if you got into college they
00:29:23| might even get that score no my host fell on the chair so um the only thing I want to say about him is they said he was extremely long he probably resembled what most people think of Slenderman and
00:29:42| with the beard and just like yeah something about his lens was disproportionate and disjointed and he would move quicker than his foot like something's strange now he wouldn't harm
00:29:52| a fly but and this is the other thing about him he he always showed up into the classroom one minute early when he was hobbling are you late in 15 I always one minute he was walking like like this
00:30:04| and he would always let us out and exactly the time never a minute early never always gives homework like he was very regimented so imagine our dismay when one day he didn't show up
00:30:16| for 10 minutes 10 minutes was like we turned him he believes like our letter to him yes we did leave because the rule was everyone had different rules what the rules were her teacher didn't jump
00:30:27| so everyone said 5 minutes it was probably 15 minutes I don't know but another substitute nurses were closing at 5 minutes right already I thought so that's like yeah 5 minutes and 10
00:30:38| minutes well this so I still remember this we were my third floor the building facing the back towards the trees and like the Avenue and all that and I remember it been 10 minutes people were
00:30:53| grabbing their schoolbags will even Normandy can't get us we're out see you in Normandy like I think someone drew a fish on the board to teach on a lesson yeah plus on dev real and someone yelled
00:31:04| look it's men but it's Normandy and we all went to the back window and there he was spreading out of the woods just like this that's pretty and I've never seen the man run
00:31:15| and he was sprinting and it came from the woods because there woods like right near our school and like I swear my brain he was covered in brambles and leaves and branches and stuff and he had
00:31:25| this this bearded woolly mammoth look to him and he just was sprinting towards a school and everyone like stopped and stared and you didn't say a word and that was it and we all left and to this
00:31:36| day I should think about yeah well we left and you don't ask him about that so to this day I still wonder what that hole was come on he's there's only two options Ashley
00:31:47| three he's just her ten she could have been he's either napping in the woods I don't get E I almost I got the impression that he was chasing down justice like he
00:32:05| thought he saw some of cutters leaving school he was trying to chase them down and couldn't catch them and then realize that he was on their move he's late for friends of friends shirts or anything
00:32:16| back towards the classroom even though it was too late well I don't know there lictors there's tons of um extraterrestrial reasons he could have been out there were like
00:32:26| paranormal reasons he was chasing phantos maybe he's part ghost maybe he's part big thing in the salsa maybe he's not a real teacher at that school and we had free period I would be surprised
00:32:43| that I even folks mmm anyway that's props to him he's probably still alive I would like to page one thing about the so three of the three of the four years we had Normandy and the one year we had
00:32:56| this other brother what I'd done accomplished dork I think his name was something similar to store yeah and it was and he oh it was such a dick I always hated that guy was literally
00:33:15| maybe you could do the homework after school on Thursday but it's Tuesday and I don't have a ride on Thursday well you should have thought of that before you did doing homework on
00:33:24| Monday so there was like a French competition I don't know if you remember this cuz no I didn't he just kind of came up to me and said like he pretty much said Dan you're the second best
00:33:40| person here but the first best person here is actually French so we can't and that's awesome he said please only go to the competition if you plan on continuing
00:33:53| your French education in the fourth year and I went to competition I was like f this shit I don't realize you are out see how the prerequisite for going was the exact turning point of when you
00:34:09| decide you wouldn't be doing a fourth year that's my comeuppance that's my vindication make sense to me yeah you realize that they're a bunch of
00:34:18| jack-offs whether it was be French Jack Hoffs feels good to say fuck cuz man that guy for a year he's so it's on on to our next segment here they have a scenario in a situation
00:34:36| or a bits or situation I don't know if I I had one but I lost them you gotta want on the play okay I do actually a couple things first I want to do that all-time great that really famous thing we do
00:34:51| know everyone moons in it just the right time for our celebrity is oh nice so let's let moment just everyone get your pen get your paper get your at simple emails get your tweet
00:35:06| on get ready to just bombard these celebs and we're gonna bring them to their knees whoa these folks I want everyone to find Harvey Weinstein he's been in the news but I think he's a
00:35:19| pretty good guy redemption I don't know I don't know it could be all this always happens when someone like comes out with like oh this person did this to me and then Bill
00:35:29| Cosby's you talking about he could be kills him Aloha everybody we're not advocating one way or the other we're saying is Harvey Weinstein and he went up against the
00:35:41| girl from Austin Powers to the hot chick who's involved with early Elizabeth Hurley big dancer I want them to go head-to-head can I bother read was it three it there was Beyonce Elizabeth
00:35:55| Hurley and then the blonde girl yeah it's a bummer oh she's eager and attractive I'll say that I don't remember all right the three girls from Austin Powers wanted to and Harvey
00:36:07| Weinstein are in a bobbing for pears matchup I think it's different than apples apples is corny pears we got a little bit of an endo that there's a little bigger too so you got to have a
00:36:21| bigger mouth mm-hmm I just want to see who gets the most pears maybe you can redeem yourself Harvey maybe that's our big challenge folks find them the most number of pairs in a minute or so sounds
00:36:37| about right heather gray that was the other one Heather Graham you got it Dan ah that's I could pick up by you that's why I like you that's what you can stick
00:36:45| around here dump and/or Dan I always feel in conversation like 30 seconds later I got it and then the topic has changed and I'm just worthless thank God I was small my topic here yeah yeah boy
00:36:57| just stretch it out stretch it out stretch it out those so that's celebrity challenge tell your friends tell your friends friends tell your friends who might be realtor's for solo film
00:37:11| inventions you don't say and promote the unplanned ruse yeah I know you were looking for a mansion in this area but this is gonna sound crazy there's these guys do a podcast it's like it's
00:37:24| bi-weekly there's not behind the Camaro's bi-weekly anyway this man is great but they want you to Bob prepares and it's it's Heather Graham she's gonna be there I guarantee it
00:37:35| I think Heather Graham would do it Beyonce would not assume like Elizabeth Hurley just when he knew she's BAE hmm you dick and they're gonna challenge the guy who will never do this yeah but
00:37:49| they're gonna take stand up for womanhood I think was Bill Cosby let off the hook or was he convicted um I think they just keep pushing it back I mean he's eventually gonna get railroaders
00:37:59| but he keeps likable I don't know if it's real or fake there's an interesting thing in that that happens in the 40 and older black male community in Philadelphia at least normally that he
00:38:12| might be innocent and that was it through these guilty and that all these ailments are fake nobody guess what they're doesn't remember he's not like blind you know
00:38:23| he's not doing so hot but yeah that's what happens when you're celebrity people like if they pick at one thing and then it becomes like kind of a like a no-ball yeah it becomes an addict why
00:38:34| would you not like if you imagine having like dirt or a joke about Bill Cosby being like I'm gonna hold back because that's not a popular opinion yeah you throw it you don't to me yeah but goal
00:38:46| it's something to do it's like go with it why would you stop yourself unless you had moral value but then again isn't he the rapist hmm so maybe he doesn't deserve any sort of moral come up and
00:39:02| Stussy life is complicated that's what we're saying here on the on panders yeah there's a it's a menu a mix of emotions stuff here's a scenario for you Bill Cosby's walking by literally a
00:39:19| block from here his bodyguards a newspaper people also kid drowning in the river and the bodyguard jumped over the railing he's saving a kid Bill Cosby come walkin you can barely waffle dude
00:39:30| shovels everyone and their mother is running to the river to go see all the saving stuff and you're right that's Bill he's welcomed by you got a lead pipe on the ground guaranteed you
00:39:41| wouldn't get pumped you pick it up and smash that piece of shit over the top of his balding head you do I have animosity towards both Bill Cosby I don't think I do
00:39:53| it's your scenario dude I'm asking you do would you do it no shit so let's I asked the proposed name justice for women and I've got on my hand got it right your
00:40:12| hand dude what would you do and there's a crowd of women saying do it yeah only the women didn't care about the drowning email over by the drowning child all the women are chasing Bill Cosby yeah I know
00:40:31| right I could I don't think I could on hearsay I could never hurt somebody right even if I'm pretty sure he's guilty I don't think I could pick up a lead pipe and just beat the men in the
00:40:40| back of the head yeah let's use logic here because I we don't know what happened right well I'm gonna going to say that I'm gonna assume there's so much smoking done then he did something
00:40:49| bit hmm something's been now did he do enough to merit being beat over the head with a lead pipe until he dies not problem if he was convicted in a court of law to say your game with this key
00:41:04| has the bullshit would you be can you let me try to beat that one out so Dan has to beat Bill Cosby go at pipe the debt until then would you do it then still I think I have to do it as quickly
00:41:26| as possible as hard as possible because that's that's the most polite thing to do you know who's soft just like a slight tap until like that would take like weeks weeks of slight taps until he
00:41:43| died yeah we don't know that would be the nicest thing you do yeah I guess I don't think so that'd be painful after what that could be like please stop and up somebody's up stop don't I'll be up
00:41:57| here yeah I'm taking my beer quick Oh ooh ooh I'm pandering of it all together the product plug ooh do we actually I have one I know you you definitely have something ready I could tell I don't owe
00:42:21| y'all oh it's fantastic so my wife recently went to an international grocery store to try something special something reasonably airs but she picked up two things that
00:42:36| were interesting they were ginger candies and this one I think is not that good but the other one is delicious but I like the character on this on the front of us if you can see
00:42:51| that it's all and made of ginger man laying on a bed of his dead brother yeah well touristy that one tossed up in the air EDD good that's like mr. peanut eating peanuts what's wrong about this
00:43:05| guy yeah it just seems yeah you don't see mr. peanut eating peanuts I don't think they do that do they best that's too dark ginger company but I would like to say the one the one that's good this
00:43:19| one is not so good Prince of Peace these ginger candies they're like almost like a like a tough gummy bear and they're like really sweet when you first bite into them and they're chewy and at the
00:43:30| end like if you eat it too quickly it's like hot and spicy so it's like yeah it like punishes you for eating them quickly there's just like a roll of punishment and immediately justice
00:43:44| involved there's a timing thing that's really complicated candy I don't like I mean it sounds terrible but I like it theory but that way as I beat Bill Cosby I'm just like chewing ginger candies huh
00:43:56| way too quickly and it's supposed to be good for you because it's like his ginger fixes your stomach they don't know collide believe on the digestion mm-hmm so Prince of Peace
00:44:11| ginger candies they're really really good I can't deny I'm gonna eat I will say I've introduced something new to the podcast that was supposed to be believed for Thursday's throwback
00:44:30| there's Thursday throwback no no it's definitely not Thursday but go ahead I'm willing to listen it's interesting so I've stayed in the mountains the Wi-Fi internet phones their cell phones
00:44:44| no it's so weird you put your cell phone down inside the house and you just leave it was it all men shit of course that's that's what he Musk I could just sense it yeah barely any
00:44:57| showering going on you playing sports i sweating a lot of beer nighttime campfires it just made me live my life for two whole days without Google which was whatever you don't think too much of
00:45:13| Google except that it solves every argument you've ever had at one point we argued that no species on earth was cannibalistic and someone was like I'm pretty sure that animal that he took
00:45:25| sustenance the ginger man does ah that's a nice word amendment good ginger fella and I thought in a way that's the perfect animal it's old and dying he mentioned Ben ate them for fuel that
00:45:39| would never run out you'd have to constantly reproduce as an old whatever well there aren't species constantly reproducing what I'm saying is could we eat my grandparents you mean like a
00:45:56| really like not it like like really tough to all your mo yeah I just like which part would not like no thank you I don't think I could I'm not sure I don't think you either but we're we
00:46:12| couldn't solve the argument another argument broke out where we argued about was a Gary Busey if he was in this movie that everyone barely saw and someone swore by it everyone said no you're
00:46:25| thinking of someone else it's hard to forget him nah we couldn't IND bit Wow the argument didn't end it just not going to like it out later like I'm pretty sure
00:46:36| long and it's just so weird you're around a campfire let's have a good time and then we love music it's a favorite thing well each of us have roughly five CDs on our phone let me would play them
00:46:48| all day through these Bluetooth speakers and new Bluetooth you can plug it in direct with the little everyday 1/2 millimeter jack yeah so we did that we had a great time but after like 9 hours
00:47:00| everyone's music supply was used up and we were like you know you've got to check out their new stuff or you got to check out loud louder I wish I could play you blah blah everyone I'm sorry
00:47:09| and we couldn't point anywhere it was just interesting like you couldn't you couldn't finish an argument you couldn't show someone new music you couldn't explain a beam to someone that hadn't
00:47:21| seen one you know we all get it says if don't ask what can we as a coin and they're like come on and everyone would check their phone go inside Billy what else just same pictures of memes I'm not
00:47:30| idiot we got drive into town it was just arguments were different back then it's kind of that does give me a throw back because I remember when people used to discuss things and argue
00:47:46| and it'd be like a long argument and then it would show up later in the night and then you just like you become friends through arguments arguments were longer yeah now you just have that one
00:47:56| guy that's just like I'm sick of this I'm sorry and he's like yeah you're wrong like it's there's no heart to it right I guess it's smarter though I mean you're not wasting it once fun but it's
00:48:08| you're losing out on valuable argument so what what is the point of life and now we get to our main topic folks yeah well the ladies the whole point is to be the laziest individual known to man is
00:48:26| it the quickest route to victory tire Minh or vacation as I was gonna say is the quickest route to death nah cuz then that would be suicide enjoyable nah is it the quickest route to having money
00:48:41| and then not working for it anymore like you just said like retirement again people always say when you retire you don't need to admit making more money you can just do whatever you want and
00:48:50| it'll be content I don't know that I'll be content just playing video games all day which I actually did today but yeah for the for the podcast we break down a little bit of what we played a little
00:49:04| bit factorial of your order of factorial no is that there's not an exclamation point at the end of the game does not because it's not as Lucas it the summary is that you have these resources and you
00:49:19| have all these factories so you're making them into various they know exactly what gave us the since the brown load up you have the letters are gears and stuff yeah I never I never purchased
00:49:30| it a really lived into it is a cool I been playing it for like four straight days it is a literally enjoyable because it's all about supply chain management it sounds like a real bargain for the
00:49:43| folks at home but it's endlessly yeah endlessly interesting because you're like oh what why aren't those gears being made and then it's like you have to go through your chain and see like oh
00:49:53| that that piece of shit he's broken and then it's like you know tweak it so that you produce everything like down the chain to make it right it literally sounds like we're
00:50:02| describing your ideal job or something I'm like I'm like I don't Wow which is automating everything says I think the whole point of the game is you're lazy
00:50:13| I am lazy you're working so hard at being lazy so art you're micromanaging because you want to just not manage I will I will say this in the middle of the game I was like man this shit's
00:50:26| boring as fuck so I was like yeah I'm gonna cheat I'm like the cheat codes allow you to make stuff but this game is not about having Vanille what's that
00:50:37| cheat codes readily available like these yeah you can make whatever you want you're like I want 200 of this thing and it just like you type in a code and sukboom there you go but that's not what
00:50:47| the games about the games about like being able to produce constantly so it's just like if you have seen up engines exceeded you've actually cheated yourself because now you you can't
00:50:57| maintain that anymore you've just created something out of nothing you'd have to either keep creating something out of it or you'd have to buy more building block
00:51:05| supplies yeah it's all about the layout and what you're producing it has nothing to do with what you have so like the moment I realized that cheat cheats won't work
00:51:16| I was like man okay I'm just gonna actually play this game and decide when it became too boring and I don't know if it became too boring today because I was like sitting there like I don't know
00:51:27| it's a lot go up yeah I don't know I'll fuck up the chain or be lazy about it and just relax play a game today which I don't get to do almost everything did you find that you couldn't enjoy it as
00:51:40| much as you wanted to they could enjoy it I wouldn't say you didn't enjoy it but did you say did you feel like you were shirking responsibility or not spending time with someone or something
00:51:51| was going to ruin it at any minute I kind of did I'll I'll say that this weekend was an exception because I I i steam clean my carpets so I did a lot of work and then like whenever I like would
00:52:04| be like focused in the game and then like my focus would dwindle and I just be sitting there like what to do now I'd be like should I keep playing this game or do something productive but I clean
00:52:15| the carpets so I'm gonna keep being unproductive that's awesome and then if you had to build an excuse I need to get one hit any time I'm doing I'm like I just feel like a little words playing
00:52:26| whatever it is too long and then I'm like I kind of keep playing I'm getting good at it and then I'm like I'm gonna get y'all that you have to spend extra time with
00:52:38| someone those goes back to the times in college when there is no one to get on your back about things and you had to you can spend yeah that's that's worker peak human is really achieved college
00:52:49| was Beecher's peak human yeah I think we discussed this in one of the previous episodes you're literally surrounded by people in your age bracket like I'm talking a tight window yeah and it's
00:53:01| during your peak sexuality and you have more free time than you'll ever have more resources than you'll ever have and fewest responsibilities I understand you have responsibilities but you're not
00:53:12| paying all of the bills yeah they're narrow with your focus possibilities are very they're like four hours a day plus whatever type of picture for homework so
00:53:21| the rest of your time is spent either being as creative as you'll ever be to a degree I understand the deceptions ever goal teaming up with people in your age bracket to do God knows what whether
00:53:35| it's in video games at a frat house everything you not go those bateria those activities if sports like you're going out you're doing whatever the hell you want there's no curfew there's no
00:53:46| parents there's no job there's no you can even cut three to four classes in a row and still not really lose too much field and recover from that you can miss three to four days of work just
00:53:57| unannounced so really you're at your peak whatever your peak you I guess you [Music] ever get that back but it could be that you've got you're striving for
00:54:12| retirement yeah but in retirement you're not surrounded by all your neighbors aren't your peers although retirement home is that what that is I've always heard of that being
00:54:23| the saddest thing ever because it's a TV your friends start passing away on you you're just like man there's the issue you have everything except health in the future you have no hope I mean you can
00:54:35| you can plan for 10 more years then Jesus let's look at that dog but it's not the same as when you're 21 bernetta - yeah you're not you're not starting a family and like right places
00:54:46| just like this is the terminus do you really want to be at the terminus or do you want to be at the beginning the only one he went over 60 just turned over our blood is that Saturday darkness thank
00:55:01| you Antarctica for the follows but there's definitely like a creativity and laziness because I was allowed to allow myself to like go downhill until I was like what's what I'm doing out you know
00:55:16| like it wasn't it wasn't like what should I do it's like what are the possibilities well Pat do I want to take right now so you start figuring things out in the game that like there's these
00:55:28| like blueprints to you're allowed to copy full sections eBay and make the modular and then she'd be like you know like put them all down all at once and then these robots will come
00:55:40| out like they have a whole like a suit and the robots will just do all your work for you so I was like wait a second like this is we're super easy you just run through the field
00:55:48| so the doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo there's like huh I just created more than I could do with the cheat code mr. stack so that game it's awesome but I don't know where it
00:56:02| goes and I think I might be done with it Pete I do Pete yeah because now I have responsibilities that I can't be lazy oh I don't I don't see the next opportunity where I could just blow it it's a little
00:56:14| bit like like yeah life just so I guess my question is when is laziness an advantage besides the creative notion that I just mentioned those of us say shortcuts I guess and then also I guess
00:56:29| people that work too hard do you mean doing to be they do everything bit and they've repeated they don't stop yeah well they don't stop working they it's a guy that works at
00:56:40| the car place and he does 60 hours a week and then he comes home and fix this stuff all weekend and then like he doesn't really spend that much time with his kids and then he maybe drinks I
00:56:52| don't even know and then he goes to bed they wakes up and he has to do it again like it he never really he works Saturday all the days of the week and on Sunday usually there's a project or
00:57:02| something that's always being done something like it's like middle America blue-collar they do this thing and that's what they do and then so right Edel their career it ends and maybe
00:57:13| along the way they should have realized that like maybe there's a way to do this thing better than other people so that I can continue or grow see you're thinking strictly from an economical standpoint
00:57:24| though I got an engineer so it's like I tweak things all the time but like what about a from his life standpoint like I feel like he might never really get a hobby like never really know what he
00:57:39| wants to do so that he's lived his life from a teen wedding the job till 60 or something and he now maybe he does have free time let's say he worked hard enough but it does have
00:57:51| the money but he doesn't even know who he is now he just has free time but he didn't become anyone you just all of a sudden everything he did with his life which was his job his chores is whatever
00:58:04| is him so now that he doesn't have the job has made projects does he make projects I don't even know does he not know what to do with himself becoming a Renaissance man after 40 years
00:58:15| can you reinvent yourself I don't even know if he can if you've done the same thing for 40 years and never sat back I can realize that you could right focus on some time on deep thoughts here yeah
00:58:28| cuz we're gonna go fast forward ourselves in 20 or 30 years and be like man I did the same thing for 30 years yeah but they feel like we're weird enough where we do podcasts we do
00:58:40| sometimes babble on the musical stuff we we others touch her touch our budget it's like extrasensory perception right here yeah exer sensory so it's interesting what if I told you something
00:59:01| interesting for your say oh it's just to her to me today I free went some higher being comes to you shows up oh god it's work dude with this golden staff okay he says if you turn right now
00:59:22| walk out the door leave your life travel West's 300 miles don't pick up your cell phone don't ever talk to anyone for your past life you do it everyone but don't just drop this whole part of your life
00:59:36| let it all go trying to do so she's trying to do everything whatever new name I don't care I guarantee hundred percent that your life would be better you didn't say how
00:59:47| much better he doesn't say how much better could be 1% better it's not the happiest life you could live it's just slightly better it's better well he didn't say slightly he didn't say much
00:59:58| would you do it but guy would I don't know many people who would it's such a strange thing but your lights getting better so what's the plan white isn't it to be better and most certainly is so
01:00:11| who you worried about all the people you leave behind it yes are you yeah I guess you built this life yourself you're not relying on someone else so I guess you'd have to trust the person entirely
01:00:21| like if he if it was your your most significant person which is it not your significant other that is the person is the most important yeah yeah if they told you that like you were making the
01:00:34| wrong decision and you need you to change your path see I think people can be wrong the purpose of this exercise is literally its deity it's a God so you
01:00:43| know it's a God like you know you know you know it's a god oh you know it's it's still it's literally a hundred percent true 100 there's no doubt there's no whatever but they don't tell
01:00:54| you how much better and they don't know how or why can I change it can I tweak it because I'm thinking like I wouldn't do it for my own happiness but I do it for other people's happiness oh so like
01:01:03| you can use that everyone's life would be better yeah everyone in your life significant other your kids your relatives your friends workers everyone's life would be better not
01:01:14| necessarily by how much it'll be better would you figure what at that point to be like well I'm not hurting anybody I mean why didn't we play not in the end you'd be hurting yourself so in this
01:01:27| scenario is not the saying that I might not be happier I could be a wonder in your scenario yeah he's saying everyone else will be happier not necessarily yeah and again there's
01:01:37| no guarantee how much happier they can be literally 0.1% happier just almost exactly the same but you're not in their life I think I would be I think I would buy any of that because then it it opens
01:01:48| up my my life to possibilities and I'd get to breathe like live a different possibility but you're older I don't think they said real of your life well in my in my view it's reliving all the
01:01:59| options that you have when you you're resetting a certain base you are resetting your whole base look which I would enjoy I think I would to try it all again I do it again because I don't
01:02:11| think after this there's much II could redo but you're living vicariously through all these little people I'm writing something down saying no do what let's gonna leave you at the
01:02:24| first opportunity that were you're right and the first option of a deity telling him everything were you better I can't believe you trusted in God oh it's written our money it's right under $1
01:02:37| real big trouble mister $5 bill $10 bill I do want to do a quick shout out colony sh is a company they make its colony SH it's all for a few minutes this bad boy it's like it's Turku an Adam's apple
01:02:54| close its a turquoise cliff you know what constitutes something being a glittering radius informed no no it's raised to form almost entirely in the presence of pure 100% crystals we have
01:03:07| nurses it's to clarify my blood my mind my digestion and my heart I've been wearing it for almost an hour or do them and I want to say I've been more in touch with everything Wow you can find
01:03:22| these online they always recommend you you buy one with your birth son mine was Aries the RAM so I bought one that was raised under the moon of Aries the RAM they cultivated these crystals they're
01:03:38| you really have to match up your spirit spiritual trot chakra I believe okay I think I found mine it's made me stronger wiser able to jump higher actually read before I turn on the podcast outside the
01:03:51| room I was jumping and usually I jump and touch the ceiling before I do a podcast here we have manners it's just where I did really Wow it just gets me into the zoom uh-huh well I jumped
01:04:03| before this with my new you new chakra the percent start whistling and I literally almost punched it myself I don't know what's going on something supernatural something really cool
01:04:16| something just it speaks to me in a way I can't explain and I want everyone to listen go out and buy one today I'm begging you it's like there's a gun to my head and
01:04:32| if I don't sell enough of these they'll take my house everything so please go out and buy a column colorless turquoise today it'll make everything better you'll be so happy that they didn't take
01:04:47| your wife and kid so they just take everything but God look good $49.99 wow that's expensive doesn't come with the necklace you gotta get your own what holy crap it's just how it is okay so I
01:05:13| do have an individual in my life that will purchase things like that there was a shoes that were so regular shoes they have like a flat bottom but these had like a you know like a little like
01:05:27| sphere on the bottom so you can roll it up here back work and I think at the same time there was a bracelet that was made of copper yeah that'll help the blood yeah filter your blood but it was
01:05:40| like rusting yeah has that like the bluish greenish yeah like turning Tamar his skin so like these things they seem like yeah give him a shot and then after a year it's like now that thing didn't
01:06:00| really do he think it works for like a few weeks I feel like a week positive thinking yeah yeah Placido they want to impress myself could probably just say that when
01:06:12| you wake up in the morning you'd be like I'm a better person maybe this also for the record uh this is my girlfriend's for a bestfriend action made or it's not it doesn't cost any money
01:06:27| I just okay good I'm just showing the advertisers how I can sell products well I can sell baby I can put on it do not outright do not eat yourself did you know hand us
01:06:39| shout out this is pretty cool and I like it it's I don't think it's supposed to have any powers or anything but uh I shall wear a v-neck with this bed was it shave your chest for you is that I did
01:06:52| that because I was going away for a weekend with the boys you know they appreciated it so I'm gonna go back to laziness and round it out here just bit ball in here sure sure what I watched
01:07:10| naked and afraid and they drop somebody I know what are they getting you to pick one thing you get to pick one thing which is like hopefully your partner just doing the
01:07:22| same thing here and more on I think so then oh man we both have shoes that's fantastic yeah and they hate each other so they they drop this person to people in say Brazil I think it was a desert in
01:07:42| place no it's a different place everybody Ida but these were like it was like a Brazilian desert which was really beautiful because there's like like crystal clear sand oh yeah but no no
01:07:54| food there's some water I think there'll be a problem like some water adventure yeah so there are two opposite people there was a guy who was like you know there's nothing to do here and there's
01:08:05| no food so I'm just gonna sit here I'm literally gonna be the laziest person known to man to survive this challenge oh they figured the other person would expend too much energy and go crazy and
01:08:16| everything well wait a second so this other person was like I'm a go-getter I'm gonna do whatever it takes and we're just gonna keep searching for food keep drinking water and make all
01:08:25| these things yep midway through the episode she's like splashing water and she's like trying to figure out how to get food out of this lake and there's no food in there so she's just like wasting
01:08:36| her time and she passes out like right right on the edge of the water and they took her to the hospital and she was done and the lazy guys just like scratching his stomach was like yep
01:08:48| that's what I thought would happen should-should the mess with the lazy guy so he he's just arrived he made it the whole way because he knew he had to be lazy he was like this is the best way
01:09:05| through this entire thing because I don't I think it's three weeks twenty-one days sounds about right of being extremely lazy and just sitting there and doing nothing to survive did
01:09:16| he get food he ate like a like like a grasshopper like um he was like oh my grasp oh and he just like grabbed it so I mean this can work I guess yeah I assume way way back to when when
01:09:32| I got out to all those kids in their basements right now watching us huh give us 30 year old yeah if I guess in the past when you had like a village and you knew there was like a window where you
01:09:46| could like get the most nutrition out of something the most calories like you would be like completely inactive up until that point and then to be like boom and then you you jump up in the
01:09:57| grab bag just do something yeah sure grab that grasshopper because it's well this is weird I don't know if I should always say these things on the podcast but it's kind of too late now since I
01:10:09| kind of brought it up follower the chef's food oh no no no no no this is real and it's kind of disturbing what do you do this time girlfriend's very into like seeing stuff like you know for a
01:10:25| while she's got for a while she's this she gets into these fads do whatever I'll tell you anyway it's the other day she wanted my friend the huge to cover her in bugs Oh what kind of books
01:10:41| grasshoppers crickets Manning you buy the store for like your pet snake okay okay now cover her and these bugs and then give it to her while he were grasshopper best I thought I thought it
01:10:58| was anyway I said I said wow did you laugh her off that's ridiculous and he said no the mask came over the weekend it cost some $39.99 he send me a picture of it it
01:11:12| looks it looks pretty good it's not that good it looks terrifying it's rubber anyway they did it in like later the full moon and he has to go to the doctor and she has some kind of cricket
01:11:27| infection it is the area she was fine but he he's got like cricket blocks all over and when he sits down in chirps make sure you know so it's actually very small I think that's very good at least
01:11:47| but um shout out we do hope you heal properly you take the medication if it's an antibiotic you gotta finish it right we don't want superbugs pardon the pun and shout out if your ladies and there's
01:12:02| something weird maybe don't always go with it yeah this is to everyone but I mean within reason but at least tell about what it is because we're always one that it's just well we don't want to
01:12:15| see it kind of my thing to know things know see what what I'm imagining is he's in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and he gets trapped in that room with the ceiling that's falling there's
01:12:27| insects everywhere and she has to stick your hand through all the insects and then somehow have sex in the middle of all those insects maybe that's where it started maybe they just watching the end
01:12:38| of Jones I don't know shout out to them and their promiscuous lifestyle I love it keep going I don't know that'd be a fantasy of mine but if a woman was like
01:12:48| if my woman was like I want to do this thing because I think it's awesome and I'm totally into it but I guess I'm gonna have to yes the mask is going too far
01:12:59| do it yeah would you people where the like different mass of furries and in life no I thought you gonna say different master of life and then you're going to lay on that beam with you have
01:13:10| way heavier sexual bunny rabbit or a sexual Pony or whatever yeah it's too much do you think the worst hurry is video goodbye the most demeaning
01:13:21| hurry I was just going with the worst one like who's not no one buys this what is the like the cutest cuddliest animal known to man do you think there's a scorpion fairy it's just like this
01:13:34| flattened face is just like eyes on the side they're a fighter school very uh bring a praying mantis creeping next doing this some guys like it's like last call he's like well you know I figured
01:13:57| yeah buy a drink she's like she she puts on her mask and then it's like oh don't trust a woman with a praying mantis best she's gonna pick up that lead pipe and just go cause he also gonna get you 20
01:14:21| years later my heart just unplugged an artery right there did something fantastic oh so it's uh what else is there what else is there there's wrapping it up
01:14:41| yeah I think there's questions are there any questions yet from either no I don't think we have anything we had suggestions that looks like it's all in Russian yeah I just saw believe Victoria
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00:00:33| all the tubes act time up make our tight hmm it's a honey red baby coming honey red is that a wine or is that did you add honey to wine I just made a bunch of big stuff and put it in a wine list
00:00:53| it's fermented honey is that Mead it is actually you saw that at your in PA a liquor store not a beer store huh I've never had me before but I hear it's not as good as honey the only people who
00:01:09| would buy it were like um you can tell they were really nerdy non-drinkers who were going to like a renaissance day or something oh yeah that makes sense there we like a 24 year old girl who
00:01:20| like has never been in the liquor store before and she liked to have something called me and I'd be like I guess what you're gonna do with it I do enjoy that those things survived based on those
00:01:30| people like the cliche keeps it alive and going right like do you think here's an interesting thing do you think of like people try and keep older stuff alive stuff them hundreds of years ago
00:01:42| it's like a mint I think someone should still turn butter by hand but do you think if you ask any one of them back then if they could have an automatic butter eternity but yeah I really like
00:01:53| the sacredness of the churning motion keeps us wholesome I feel like yeah give me the auto oh I just imagine the one Wallflower in the group just in the corner just turning his room butter like
00:02:05| missing it dearly those happy times I stand rest of us were lazy yeah so what did come back wouldn't what do you say we do here I think we just connect on this
00:02:22| weird level man it's just so many levels deep and not so deep well mid-range I would almost warn people who aren't 21 or 18 whatever the legal recourse there's leapin some stuff in here that
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00:02:52| want you to leave the room yeah can't hear it on silent and subscribe look at that leg way now cuz get that like button first mmm see it dammit give us all the attention we need it was his
00:03:06| basket and also one of the record on employers are betrothed is our children our neighbors friends ourselves these aren't the opinions hearing we express right now they're all just projections
00:03:25| of opinions we have man this is not our true thoughts opinions and then he slurs we said yeah that don't they don't reflect us it's not us it's just a show it's a disclaimer right there folks well
00:03:39| certainly I just like what's the opposite of here in if you're out you're out I guess you're out yeah I can hear out mmm all the opinions that are out there who are using those opinions in
00:03:54| here but not up here in just on the show out out here so yeah cool we good just go back from the mountains no internet no phone no texting people no did you go with us no swimming in a stream was
00:04:17| there running like a large amount of running water and I like tap water there was it was about like 30 feet away from us no almost getting in that it was too far too far
00:04:27| it can't really glazy but we did play sports a lot of wiffle ball happens when you got no internet believe it or not Wow give a coup struck in our instruments we had up running
00:04:38| electricity ok did say internet and all phones and texts and and all that no Wi-Fi no nothing we had a landline and electricity so that was cool so we had electric instruments we we jammed out
00:04:56| well here's the thing I'm saying this for all the people that go up the mountains with us if half the group that's there doesn't play music it ruins it for the
00:05:08| people to play use it that's true you have the guy who owned a torrent tries to play something and it just screeches all right no no no like Bane they're really cool like it won't pick up an
00:05:19| instrument but let's say the three of us were up there and we wanted to jam at like 4:00 p.m. but like everyone was like we're just gonna get a game a bags going and drinking and you're like oh
00:05:29| we're gonna jam and then everyone's like okay cuz now you killed their game of bags and I just think it was unanimous I kind of no purpose but they're like what do they do
00:05:40| I can't pick up an extra instrument like I got like a rock outside I'll play your rock drums and they don't want it I'll blame them I name like a marine yeah if you don't like giving them any extra
00:05:51| history they don't play music the guy and you also don't blend it and you don't want to sit there and stare at you while you playing like it's probably not that enjoyable like yeah good then
00:06:02| you're just Janet out with your band mates it's like it's this awkward thing where it's like you know I got seven a bit when I play guitar just sit there and watch it did like
00:06:11| come into my room and I'd be like this is strange and like I they were trying to be nice but like you can tell those people for them and for you cuz you had that age in
00:06:24| grade school there's no way I was playing a full song it's the same right and they were over again right and they were encouraging you by trying to be there for you but at the same time
00:06:33| you're like this is all I know this is all I know this is all I know and so line now screech this is all I know oh and they were like this is great I feel like my
00:06:44| mom was really supportive for my dad just shat on anything I did pushing you and he was a pusher in a nice balance was one good cop bad cop I like it yeah yeah dig them dig them a
00:06:58| lot I did learn a lot about myself and my fellow people yes we're gonna call this town shoulder right not the real name of the town but the town only has like 500 people hmm so they said the
00:07:13| actual name that I'm pretty sure the whole town would find me like it's totally mountains though right you're like by yourself right but it's eight minutes from a town a town of 500 people
00:07:22| like this town has three traffic lights one bank one belly one diner you go to in the morning one it has like one of everything but there's only like 12 stores but they're all right here in the
00:07:34| center of town you know there's stop sucking up to these lights and that's it that's those town town you're me cuz it's like if you actually lived in that town you'd see
00:07:41| the same five hundred people four hundred ninety nine people and interesting you save that so we were driving there and I drove up there Friday night so they're like late night
00:07:52| driving you have to work and everything driving get it by an accent before 76 that's ten cars off like I can just see it if we go like this no I'm like I'm secretly hoping man I hope they're okay
00:08:08| I really hope they're okay move their car please move their car and I'm like man hope no one's named it really really James in the way you're inching slowly trying to get by I'm like oh my god
00:08:26| that's the light tap anyway put them back like 40 minutes sorry two and a half hour trip now it's like three hour and ten minutes it's the only 10:15 at night but time I get there you got
00:08:45| any sidekicks or just you know no my one guy canceled he couldn't make it back issue and I didn't get any other guys cuz I didn't just me I'm doing a lot of coffee
00:08:55| wha-wha coffee the 20 ounce er it's still a dog you get it for a dollar 16 ounce a dollar twelve ounce of dollar well uh who gets the 12 ounce for a dollar I mean if you're not gonna drink
00:09:08| it although I didn't get the plane or did I good I didn't that's good of you did you need that 4 ounces how do you know you know oh I'll tell you in a minute to show pee
00:09:23| so I had to pee because now I'm Way past my record driving down really really really crazy mountain backroads and I refused to pull over you can pull over anywhere pee but that's not the point
00:09:34| trying to save on time so I stood up while I was doing 30 and I kept looking at the steering wheel and everything and there's a real weird dance you have to do to pee in a coffee cup in a jeep
00:09:46| because you're so high up you know did you have dinner or self no no no that would've been easy I would just never been free but um so I'm filling this coffee cup and it's too dark to tell but
00:10:00| I want to make sure I don't go over a certain level so you got the dip going on you dip down into it you feel right when you're about to get near the brim you have to stop please stop
00:10:11| so I did it barely I read anything dumped it up in window no big deal I'd go for my second bag right just need to get this out of me still doing 30 still cover the wheel still pushing gas still
00:10:22| looking around it's very complicated but I feel like I'm a coordinated individual overflowed a little the whole urinal shorts will on a shirt blue honest II said crap I pulled over and saved myself
00:10:36| what two minutes anyway nobody Opie dumped it out the window who cares but the coffee come back here whatever it's just empty I don't have to do that in Coffee Company well not an animal
00:10:48| well about eight minutes further ten minutes further I get into the Talon douche or all of six stop signs for traffic lights maybe three and it stopped on that you like
00:10:58| well I'm you're so close you're just like just get a town this mountain road and then there's like back paths and GPS doesn't even work so you better know where the hell you're
00:11:08| gone it's 10:00 at night so there's cops behind me and I'm like just doing like the exact speed limit you know you're being and the animal citizen yeah right it also helps that I
00:11:20| have like five guitars three amps handle of liquor another handle of liquor illicit drugs a firearm and other stuff other than that I mean I'm squeaky clean normal God sir do you have anything on
00:11:35| tourist in your car even bought cigarettes for this trip I don't even smoke cigarettes I just was like I'm behind everything I don't need them everything cuz you're going so far away
00:11:45| anyway so he's following me this cop and I'm like looking at and there's a spot where it's like a highway road and it meets a residential Road and it's like a curved stop sign so I'm like looking at
00:11:57| an don't know where to stop and I stopped like you know you hear them wherever no big deal the other car coming by would you know it is a cop so I'm like police stops on
00:12:07| Elm now doing that s top-25 one follows me and I get to the light I make it less and I'm like the only thing to left is the damn road out of town so I can go follow me here so I make the left and it
00:12:24| doesn't he follow me and then turn on is like well so comes into the car pretty quick he's not making me wait comes over he's got a little flashlight he's shining on me I had to turn down my
00:12:39| music and forgot I had the music on and he looks at me and he looks down and at that moment I realized I had tucked my shirt into my underwear and shorts are the pits and so I look like some kind of
00:12:51| cereal any other drugs in your pants and I'm like well just I just look strange and he looks he's looking at the coffee cop and everything I'm like oh now polish smells like piss in here I'm like
00:13:00| okay okay think quick don't see the word piss don't see the redness but said is there a problem and he said did you not see the stop sign back there
00:13:10| and then he I cut him up I said oh my god I'm really sorry did I miss was there another stop sign I really thought oh my god well there's one between the stop sign here well and
00:13:20| that's what I thought I was like I did pass a street there's totally no stop sign listen and then he goes well no you stopped at the stop sign but you were very quick about it I said and I said so
00:13:32| what and then he he tried to he tried to make it a nicer he said they just seemed like you didn't know that it was there and I said well not from here like she isn't this obvious is this why you
00:13:43| really pulled me over it because because my vehicle wasn't recognized by you you were like whoa we got strangers up in these parts you know any Knicks shenanigans Illinois does that a little
00:13:53| better so now he's asked me for my stuff and I realized I was like oh shoot I think I love the gun in the part of my vehicle with the license and registration for the registration issue
00:14:06| and I was like he's gonna shoot me like it's all legal like I have it work everything huh and I go I have my stuff it's in the glove box I have a firearm in there and I was like it's what I I'm
00:14:18| licensed I got the permits I'm good but years ago it was fine and I said you want me to get it for you he goes that's fine the weirdest thing was I feel like that put him more at ease knowing that I
00:14:30| hadn't gone and I was like all right I feel the rural boy white train and I was like okay you've been oh yeah maybe so yes where I'm going I mentioned my friend is house where it is I mentioned
00:14:44| the street over here that's about there and let him come by later dude check it out Russell should have his tone he changed what he knew that my license was real
00:14:54| I looked legit and he goes you uh you going out there to play some music or something I said well yeah we're gonna jam being the guy so he goes oh man out there you got no neighbors right and I
00:15:07| said no not for like acres or at them he says man rock out real hard like and I was like rock out hard lick and I was like yeah we will he says you didn't have another drink tonight right that's
00:15:21| a nun he says but I bet you will later he's like well son he's my friend yeah drinking later it's funny how you get away from a major city and everything becomes
00:15:31| so yeah he was leading South but I throw two and a half hours north it was the weirdest thing huh rednecks there everywhere yes and he ended up being nice enough to
00:15:40| me and everything but then I was like Benjamin's black yeah my stuff's in the big ball box with the gun rounds into me so that's white privilege folks I experienced it for who knows how many
00:15:58| times its lifetime but it worked out today so that I chose for people who don't get it yes oh your heart starts a potato soon as you see those lights you're you know
00:16:13| you're purposely like stopping and then he's like covered in piss smell this this didn't make you out of the car no no he was like totally he turned on a button when I knew that road huh those
00:16:27| we already have it'll be be now it's it's it's his parents house like they they don't they're not even like permanent residents they come up like I want to say like three months of the
00:16:38| year and then they visit on weekends you know unless you leave the hell of an impression I don't I have heard that like in the boonies of Pennsylvania there's a lot of drug runners really oh
00:16:50| okay that makes sense they're looking for a drug runner I mean I was preparing this yeah yeah yeah this shirt this special turquoise necklace we get into later but uh yeah so it made me smart
00:17:05| smile and say shouldn't have been covered to piss but yeah yeah you know stopped but then again you don't know if the cop is like you know another 20 feet behind you and then I thought how funny
00:17:18| had been if he was like oh we got a cheese but maybe like look yeah there's a little left but you know it's it's cold and then be like I'd be awful if you gave me that I'm like I'm gonna
00:17:33| write your ticket unless you know why don't you let me have some while coffee I would grab it with both hands and drink it first because or would it be better to let him drink
00:17:46| it let's see what he did you gotta take a bullet he's gonna go take our job at this he's gonna give it to me if I drink his coffee for no reason the tough choice like this happens in a movie I'm
00:18:02| pretty sure it does it's probably a movie from there and the guy and a guy these are let's the cops take whatever it is it smells like piss or smells like something real wrong or weird and all of
00:18:13| a sudden the thing is don't be dispensing ammonia I think baby anyway the mood gets real dark and neither of them say anything to each other he says get down no it's Jim
00:18:23| Carrey what's that what's that one dumb and dumber dumber what's in it I forget is it is it you earn or something it is urine but I knew
00:18:47| this happened somewhere else yeah well folks my life is really just doubled over playing out a movie this folks I guess I'm dumb dumber either way
00:19:00| either way your way the mountain was good ID great story Cobb almost can we for being the pissed serial killer embarrassing what would you the piss serial killer what would that be how
00:19:15| would you you you do invite people into your car and then you drive around with the doors locked until they have to go they have to go and you hand them a cup and say you'll let them out it just pee
00:19:24| a little bit and then when they buy you get you get you get sexually excited and your own vehicle while you're driving and then they pay and they say just let me out so you say okay you let them out
00:19:34| and kill them but you keep the pee okay so that's that's gonna be serial killer like that and that would be what kind of movie what would the title be hmm pee myself and Irene be myself and on
00:19:52| people thank you through thank you through she come up with all them you make up and time you're in LA you're in luck I bet huh go Deborah now yeah you got
00:20:06| any Corrections from yesteryear I did not actually we just subject any mistakes I I think you're coming off to a few of them imperfect ones in a row this one might be perfect as well what
00:20:23| about a burger snob yet it's mom smirk oh that was my smirk smile that's where I got with that yeah I'm not even touch anything else no today it's been food I really you look fatter really everyone
00:20:39| the podcast does he look fatter it's weird because I wait my so I tell a twenty weigh less my wave let police hitter the most least teacher oh yeah yeah I don't know how I'm losing weight
00:20:52| but I guess it just fluctuates staying because I'm 191 my friend looks upon later than here I'll weigh less than Dan the podcast everyone mm take a bigger drink even out big swig thought is
00:21:09| always weird when people like start discussing their weight not in like a critical way but like men will be alike they think it's like muscle or something they're they're bigger or larger or some
00:21:18| people do the opposite like they're like I'm 114 like you're like your skin and bones and I'm like yeah I think it changes between men and women and it also changes in the like the fat crowd
00:21:31| probably doesn't we'll discuss their their weight but like the muscle crowd probably does because they think that their weight is all muscle do you not I mean clicking through to the gym all the
00:21:41| time and you do have muscles you're like hey bro I'm like 238 and the other guys look i benchpress that I'm 248 exactly look you don't even there's but whereas like heavyset people they're like did
00:21:53| rather not discuss their weight because that's their their shame or wants the number and then there's women they probably really big ones sounds really thin ones probably share the number all
00:22:05| the time it's like oh my god I weigh like one in seven it's like the other day I had to wear a science one dress it's like zeros you know you're like too much hey there's a topic there
00:22:21| but I'll just let it go for next time next time well we start talking about women cuz that that'll get us in trouble I'm sure you know makes all the hoes dress
00:22:32| girl that's all how I was dressed spray and check this out she's outside the door right now she's listening she could but good thing you have headphones in because she can't
00:22:42| say what I been through or say what you're saying but that's because you can't hear it if she can't repeat that's exactly what I'm and yet that's why we're the unpaid
00:22:53| nurse post relax Tommy vu Lords of one of my favorite teachers these day probably is actually probably never died it will be well with us we had a teacher who the language teacher will call him
00:23:16| Normandy I don't even remember what his name was professor Normandy there's there's the one that was like junior year and then there was the other one beginning with
00:23:25| an M but I don't remember him once talking oh really yeah there's like a whole history of him so who is the second longest tenured teacher at our high school really Anna yes behind
00:23:41| Roland Lightner we'll say it that way you Bali yeah I betcha he was the oldest tenured teacher both of them language teachers oddly enough this man was incredibly skinny incredibly old
00:23:55| incredibly bearded and he had a tie that was like not a regular tie materials like felt it was very skinny and just ended abruptly like halfway down his chest
00:24:04| it was always swinging for some reason because it was felt and because it didn't end properly I don't I get what a man room big constantly blew out of here the classroom well there's all sorts of
00:24:16| rumors began swirling about him because he would never joke he didn't have a personality he tried to correct people as politely as you it always like to sinua James can you
00:24:29| please sit down I stuck to him I know you I've got why are you kicking why are you kicking your legs in the air [Laughter] breakdance out of the desk close back
00:24:46| was turned [Music] some of us were cheering him but yeah the reason behind it was almost I don't know tell me something about Normandy
00:25:00| here but he um Normandy he would like I remember turning in a paper that was a team effort and my my teammate did nothing he relied on me and I hated his first name
00:25:16| okay I don't remember his name see that I know I just love it but he so he relied on me for everything so I had two copies I had the English version which was
00:25:31| translated into French somewhat and then I took that version and then like made sure it was actually French and I had both of them and I turned in the one that was like I went I went riding on a
00:25:43| Velo and it was like it only translated like one like every other word to French oh crap so I got that paper back and mr. Normandy put it on my desk and he looks
00:25:58| at it and he gave me an F because it was obviously translated and he got he just like taps it and goes like just like quiet not like it wasn't even like a full nod it was just like a fizzling nod
00:26:08| and then he just walks by it's like ah he was a stray strength each individual and then he didn't want them you could feel he cared but he just didn't express it and he didn't want the school to get
00:26:24| to him but he had this thing where I think he always wanted to remain calm realized that this is a job he cares about the students but he wouldn't let them get to him and I think you know
00:26:36| them being us had him three the four years of high school and by the third year which I don't think you sign up at a last one right no it was time different by the time we were
00:26:46| in the last one French bucks yeah by the lank god I skipped it because it didn't seem worth it by the time we got to the last year every student aided him and he hated every student in such an unspoken
00:26:58| way we wouldn't do night's homework until the cut and we would all just copy one it's the paper and he would the funniest is one time it was like the wrong we did the wrong pages exercise
00:27:20| because cause a some sort of coincidence the entire class seems to have done the wrong homework and handed it in with identical answers and he was like I guess we should redo the homework and he
00:27:35| would like always do these merchants based like I know you all cheated he bastards well he started grading us really poorly by the third year and he was like in quotes sick of our shit
00:27:51| wouldn't yell at us so who just be like he would like yeah senior year of French class he was calling on a kid named Kevin in the back of class who wasn't paying attention
00:28:01| and he just yelled out just sleep are like cookies am I like cookie and a professor just because if you always did this you amping up you are I think cookies in English and he was
00:28:20| like and he just he just went off on everyone he was it and he was like talking to talk please like and they would talk like French like about this class is so dumb and we don't fall
00:28:34| kicked it the one kid would always start to like make noises when the teachers back was turned I I can't explain it we were the worst class he's ever had in his entire life yeah I'm glad it wasn't
00:28:47| a part of the class I mean I'm sure they would have been funny but I think I just sat in the cafeteria while you guys in that class and I just to us it was a battle of attrition I feel like like he
00:28:56| knew he was going to give us all bad grades like he would get the last laugh but we were already past that point so we could we were making we're being as bad as we could
00:29:06| yeah gotta enjoy and laughing at ourselves because it was already too late for both sides it was literally the last what right you did it with do we have HAP's
00:29:14| we did like yeah yeah I think it was a half so it was probably semester yeah so it was the very last semester that you had and none of that goes to college like as if you got into college they
00:29:23| might even get that score no my host fell on the chair so um the only thing I want to say about him is they said he was extremely long he probably resembled what most people think of Slenderman and
00:29:42| with the beard and just like yeah something about his lens was disproportionate and disjointed and he would move quicker than his foot like something's strange now he wouldn't harm
00:29:52| a fly but and this is the other thing about him he he always showed up into the classroom one minute early when he was hobbling are you late in 15 I always one minute he was walking like like this
00:30:04| and he would always let us out and exactly the time never a minute early never always gives homework like he was very regimented so imagine our dismay when one day he didn't show up
00:30:16| for 10 minutes 10 minutes was like we turned him he believes like our letter to him yes we did leave because the rule was everyone had different rules what the rules were her teacher didn't jump
00:30:27| so everyone said 5 minutes it was probably 15 minutes I don't know but another substitute nurses were closing at 5 minutes right already I thought so that's like yeah 5 minutes and 10
00:30:38| minutes well this so I still remember this we were my third floor the building facing the back towards the trees and like the Avenue and all that and I remember it been 10 minutes people were
00:30:53| grabbing their schoolbags will even Normandy can't get us we're out see you in Normandy like I think someone drew a fish on the board to teach on a lesson yeah plus on dev real and someone yelled
00:31:04| look it's men but it's Normandy and we all went to the back window and there he was spreading out of the woods just like this that's pretty and I've never seen the man run
00:31:15| and he was sprinting and it came from the woods because there woods like right near our school and like I swear my brain he was covered in brambles and leaves and branches and stuff and he had
00:31:25| this this bearded woolly mammoth look to him and he just was sprinting towards a school and everyone like stopped and stared and you didn't say a word and that was it and we all left and to this
00:31:36| day I should think about yeah well we left and you don't ask him about that so to this day I still wonder what that hole was come on he's there's only two options Ashley
00:31:47| three he's just her ten she could have been he's either napping in the woods I don't get E I almost I got the impression that he was chasing down justice like he
00:32:05| thought he saw some of cutters leaving school he was trying to chase them down and couldn't catch them and then realize that he was on their move he's late for friends of friends shirts or anything
00:32:16| back towards the classroom even though it was too late well I don't know there lictors there's tons of um extraterrestrial reasons he could have been out there were like
00:32:26| paranormal reasons he was chasing phantos maybe he's part ghost maybe he's part big thing in the salsa maybe he's not a real teacher at that school and we had free period I would be surprised
00:32:43| that I even folks mmm anyway that's props to him he's probably still alive I would like to page one thing about the so three of the three of the four years we had Normandy and the one year we had
00:32:56| this other brother what I'd done accomplished dork I think his name was something similar to store yeah and it was and he oh it was such a dick I always hated that guy was literally
00:33:15| maybe you could do the homework after school on Thursday but it's Tuesday and I don't have a ride on Thursday well you should have thought of that before you did doing homework on
00:33:24| Monday so there was like a French competition I don't know if you remember this cuz no I didn't he just kind of came up to me and said like he pretty much said Dan you're the second best
00:33:40| person here but the first best person here is actually French so we can't and that's awesome he said please only go to the competition if you plan on continuing
00:33:53| your French education in the fourth year and I went to competition I was like f this shit I don't realize you are out see how the prerequisite for going was the exact turning point of when you
00:34:09| decide you wouldn't be doing a fourth year that's my comeuppance that's my vindication make sense to me yeah you realize that they're a bunch of
00:34:18| jack-offs whether it was be French Jack Hoffs feels good to say fuck cuz man that guy for a year he's so it's on on to our next segment here they have a scenario in a situation
00:34:36| or a bits or situation I don't know if I I had one but I lost them you gotta want on the play okay I do actually a couple things first I want to do that all-time great that really famous thing we do
00:34:51| know everyone moons in it just the right time for our celebrity is oh nice so let's let moment just everyone get your pen get your paper get your at simple emails get your tweet
00:35:06| on get ready to just bombard these celebs and we're gonna bring them to their knees whoa these folks I want everyone to find Harvey Weinstein he's been in the news but I think he's a
00:35:19| pretty good guy redemption I don't know I don't know it could be all this always happens when someone like comes out with like oh this person did this to me and then Bill
00:35:29| Cosby's you talking about he could be kills him Aloha everybody we're not advocating one way or the other we're saying is Harvey Weinstein and he went up against the
00:35:41| girl from Austin Powers to the hot chick who's involved with early Elizabeth Hurley big dancer I want them to go head-to-head can I bother read was it three it there was Beyonce Elizabeth
00:35:55| Hurley and then the blonde girl yeah it's a bummer oh she's eager and attractive I'll say that I don't remember all right the three girls from Austin Powers wanted to and Harvey
00:36:07| Weinstein are in a bobbing for pears matchup I think it's different than apples apples is corny pears we got a little bit of an endo that there's a little bigger too so you got to have a
00:36:21| bigger mouth mm-hmm I just want to see who gets the most pears maybe you can redeem yourself Harvey maybe that's our big challenge folks find them the most number of pairs in a minute or so sounds
00:36:37| about right heather gray that was the other one Heather Graham you got it Dan ah that's I could pick up by you that's why I like you that's what you can stick
00:36:45| around here dump and/or Dan I always feel in conversation like 30 seconds later I got it and then the topic has changed and I'm just worthless thank God I was small my topic here yeah yeah boy
00:36:57| just stretch it out stretch it out stretch it out those so that's celebrity challenge tell your friends tell your friends friends tell your friends who might be realtor's for solo film
00:37:11| inventions you don't say and promote the unplanned ruse yeah I know you were looking for a mansion in this area but this is gonna sound crazy there's these guys do a podcast it's like it's
00:37:24| bi-weekly there's not behind the Camaro's bi-weekly anyway this man is great but they want you to Bob prepares and it's it's Heather Graham she's gonna be there I guarantee it
00:37:35| I think Heather Graham would do it Beyonce would not assume like Elizabeth Hurley just when he knew she's BAE hmm you dick and they're gonna challenge the guy who will never do this yeah but
00:37:49| they're gonna take stand up for womanhood I think was Bill Cosby let off the hook or was he convicted um I think they just keep pushing it back I mean he's eventually gonna get railroaders
00:37:59| but he keeps likable I don't know if it's real or fake there's an interesting thing in that that happens in the 40 and older black male community in Philadelphia at least normally that he
00:38:12| might be innocent and that was it through these guilty and that all these ailments are fake nobody guess what they're doesn't remember he's not like blind you know
00:38:23| he's not doing so hot but yeah that's what happens when you're celebrity people like if they pick at one thing and then it becomes like kind of a like a no-ball yeah it becomes an addict why
00:38:34| would you not like if you imagine having like dirt or a joke about Bill Cosby being like I'm gonna hold back because that's not a popular opinion yeah you throw it you don't to me yeah but goal
00:38:46| it's something to do it's like go with it why would you stop yourself unless you had moral value but then again isn't he the rapist hmm so maybe he doesn't deserve any sort of moral come up and
00:39:02| Stussy life is complicated that's what we're saying here on the on panders yeah there's a it's a menu a mix of emotions stuff here's a scenario for you Bill Cosby's walking by literally a
00:39:19| block from here his bodyguards a newspaper people also kid drowning in the river and the bodyguard jumped over the railing he's saving a kid Bill Cosby come walkin you can barely waffle dude
00:39:30| shovels everyone and their mother is running to the river to go see all the saving stuff and you're right that's Bill he's welcomed by you got a lead pipe on the ground guaranteed you
00:39:41| wouldn't get pumped you pick it up and smash that piece of shit over the top of his balding head you do I have animosity towards both Bill Cosby I don't think I do
00:39:53| it's your scenario dude I'm asking you do would you do it no shit so let's I asked the proposed name justice for women and I've got on my hand got it right your
00:40:12| hand dude what would you do and there's a crowd of women saying do it yeah only the women didn't care about the drowning email over by the drowning child all the women are chasing Bill Cosby yeah I know
00:40:31| right I could I don't think I could on hearsay I could never hurt somebody right even if I'm pretty sure he's guilty I don't think I could pick up a lead pipe and just beat the men in the
00:40:40| back of the head yeah let's use logic here because I we don't know what happened right well I'm gonna going to say that I'm gonna assume there's so much smoking done then he did something
00:40:49| bit hmm something's been now did he do enough to merit being beat over the head with a lead pipe until he dies not problem if he was convicted in a court of law to say your game with this key
00:41:04| has the bullshit would you be can you let me try to beat that one out so Dan has to beat Bill Cosby go at pipe the debt until then would you do it then still I think I have to do it as quickly
00:41:26| as possible as hard as possible because that's that's the most polite thing to do you know who's soft just like a slight tap until like that would take like weeks weeks of slight taps until he
00:41:43| died yeah we don't know that would be the nicest thing you do yeah I guess I don't think so that'd be painful after what that could be like please stop and up somebody's up stop don't I'll be up
00:41:57| here yeah I'm taking my beer quick Oh ooh ooh I'm pandering of it all together the product plug ooh do we actually I have one I know you you definitely have something ready I could tell I don't owe
00:42:21| y'all oh it's fantastic so my wife recently went to an international grocery store to try something special something reasonably airs but she picked up two things that
00:42:36| were interesting they were ginger candies and this one I think is not that good but the other one is delicious but I like the character on this on the front of us if you can see
00:42:51| that it's all and made of ginger man laying on a bed of his dead brother yeah well touristy that one tossed up in the air EDD good that's like mr. peanut eating peanuts what's wrong about this
00:43:05| guy yeah it just seems yeah you don't see mr. peanut eating peanuts I don't think they do that do they best that's too dark ginger company but I would like to say the one the one that's good this
00:43:19| one is not so good Prince of Peace these ginger candies they're like almost like a like a tough gummy bear and they're like really sweet when you first bite into them and they're chewy and at the
00:43:30| end like if you eat it too quickly it's like hot and spicy so it's like yeah it like punishes you for eating them quickly there's just like a roll of punishment and immediately justice
00:43:44| involved there's a timing thing that's really complicated candy I don't like I mean it sounds terrible but I like it theory but that way as I beat Bill Cosby I'm just like chewing ginger candies huh
00:43:56| way too quickly and it's supposed to be good for you because it's like his ginger fixes your stomach they don't know collide believe on the digestion mm-hmm so Prince of Peace
00:44:11| ginger candies they're really really good I can't deny I'm gonna eat I will say I've introduced something new to the podcast that was supposed to be believed for Thursday's throwback
00:44:30| there's Thursday throwback no no it's definitely not Thursday but go ahead I'm willing to listen it's interesting so I've stayed in the mountains the Wi-Fi internet phones their cell phones
00:44:44| no it's so weird you put your cell phone down inside the house and you just leave it was it all men shit of course that's that's what he Musk I could just sense it yeah barely any
00:44:57| showering going on you playing sports i sweating a lot of beer nighttime campfires it just made me live my life for two whole days without Google which was whatever you don't think too much of
00:45:13| Google except that it solves every argument you've ever had at one point we argued that no species on earth was cannibalistic and someone was like I'm pretty sure that animal that he took
00:45:25| sustenance the ginger man does ah that's a nice word amendment good ginger fella and I thought in a way that's the perfect animal it's old and dying he mentioned Ben ate them for fuel that
00:45:39| would never run out you'd have to constantly reproduce as an old whatever well there aren't species constantly reproducing what I'm saying is could we eat my grandparents you mean like a
00:45:56| really like not it like like really tough to all your mo yeah I just like which part would not like no thank you I don't think I could I'm not sure I don't think you either but we're we
00:46:12| couldn't solve the argument another argument broke out where we argued about was a Gary Busey if he was in this movie that everyone barely saw and someone swore by it everyone said no you're
00:46:25| thinking of someone else it's hard to forget him nah we couldn't IND bit Wow the argument didn't end it just not going to like it out later like I'm pretty sure
00:46:36| long and it's just so weird you're around a campfire let's have a good time and then we love music it's a favorite thing well each of us have roughly five CDs on our phone let me would play them
00:46:48| all day through these Bluetooth speakers and new Bluetooth you can plug it in direct with the little everyday 1/2 millimeter jack yeah so we did that we had a great time but after like 9 hours
00:47:00| everyone's music supply was used up and we were like you know you've got to check out their new stuff or you got to check out loud louder I wish I could play you blah blah everyone I'm sorry
00:47:09| and we couldn't point anywhere it was just interesting like you couldn't you couldn't finish an argument you couldn't show someone new music you couldn't explain a beam to someone that hadn't
00:47:21| seen one you know we all get it says if don't ask what can we as a coin and they're like come on and everyone would check their phone go inside Billy what else just same pictures of memes I'm not
00:47:30| idiot we got drive into town it was just arguments were different back then it's kind of that does give me a throw back because I remember when people used to discuss things and argue
00:47:46| and it'd be like a long argument and then it would show up later in the night and then you just like you become friends through arguments arguments were longer yeah now you just have that one
00:47:56| guy that's just like I'm sick of this I'm sorry and he's like yeah you're wrong like it's there's no heart to it right I guess it's smarter though I mean you're not wasting it once fun but it's
00:48:08| you're losing out on valuable argument so what what is the point of life and now we get to our main topic folks yeah well the ladies the whole point is to be the laziest individual known to man is
00:48:26| it the quickest route to victory tire Minh or vacation as I was gonna say is the quickest route to death nah cuz then that would be suicide enjoyable nah is it the quickest route to having money
00:48:41| and then not working for it anymore like you just said like retirement again people always say when you retire you don't need to admit making more money you can just do whatever you want and
00:48:50| it'll be content I don't know that I'll be content just playing video games all day which I actually did today but yeah for the for the podcast we break down a little bit of what we played a little
00:49:04| bit factorial of your order of factorial no is that there's not an exclamation point at the end of the game does not because it's not as Lucas it the summary is that you have these resources and you
00:49:19| have all these factories so you're making them into various they know exactly what gave us the since the brown load up you have the letters are gears and stuff yeah I never I never purchased
00:49:30| it a really lived into it is a cool I been playing it for like four straight days it is a literally enjoyable because it's all about supply chain management it sounds like a real bargain for the
00:49:43| folks at home but it's endlessly yeah endlessly interesting because you're like oh what why aren't those gears being made and then it's like you have to go through your chain and see like oh
00:49:53| that that piece of shit he's broken and then it's like you know tweak it so that you produce everything like down the chain to make it right it literally sounds like we're
00:50:02| describing your ideal job or something I'm like I'm like I don't Wow which is automating everything says I think the whole point of the game is you're lazy
00:50:13| I am lazy you're working so hard at being lazy so art you're micromanaging because you want to just not manage I will I will say this in the middle of the game I was like man this shit's
00:50:26| boring as fuck so I was like yeah I'm gonna cheat I'm like the cheat codes allow you to make stuff but this game is not about having Vanille what's that
00:50:37| cheat codes readily available like these yeah you can make whatever you want you're like I want 200 of this thing and it just like you type in a code and sukboom there you go but that's not what
00:50:47| the games about the games about like being able to produce constantly so it's just like if you have seen up engines exceeded you've actually cheated yourself because now you you can't
00:50:57| maintain that anymore you've just created something out of nothing you'd have to either keep creating something out of it or you'd have to buy more building block
00:51:05| supplies yeah it's all about the layout and what you're producing it has nothing to do with what you have so like the moment I realized that cheat cheats won't work
00:51:16| I was like man okay I'm just gonna actually play this game and decide when it became too boring and I don't know if it became too boring today because I was like sitting there like I don't know
00:51:27| it's a lot go up yeah I don't know I'll fuck up the chain or be lazy about it and just relax play a game today which I don't get to do almost everything did you find that you couldn't enjoy it as
00:51:40| much as you wanted to they could enjoy it I wouldn't say you didn't enjoy it but did you say did you feel like you were shirking responsibility or not spending time with someone or something
00:51:51| was going to ruin it at any minute I kind of did I'll I'll say that this weekend was an exception because I I i steam clean my carpets so I did a lot of work and then like whenever I like would
00:52:04| be like focused in the game and then like my focus would dwindle and I just be sitting there like what to do now I'd be like should I keep playing this game or do something productive but I clean
00:52:15| the carpets so I'm gonna keep being unproductive that's awesome and then if you had to build an excuse I need to get one hit any time I'm doing I'm like I just feel like a little words playing
00:52:26| whatever it is too long and then I'm like I kind of keep playing I'm getting good at it and then I'm like I'm gonna get y'all that you have to spend extra time with
00:52:38| someone those goes back to the times in college when there is no one to get on your back about things and you had to you can spend yeah that's that's worker peak human is really achieved college
00:52:49| was Beecher's peak human yeah I think we discussed this in one of the previous episodes you're literally surrounded by people in your age bracket like I'm talking a tight window yeah and it's
00:53:01| during your peak sexuality and you have more free time than you'll ever have more resources than you'll ever have and fewest responsibilities I understand you have responsibilities but you're not
00:53:12| paying all of the bills yeah they're narrow with your focus possibilities are very they're like four hours a day plus whatever type of picture for homework so
00:53:21| the rest of your time is spent either being as creative as you'll ever be to a degree I understand the deceptions ever goal teaming up with people in your age bracket to do God knows what whether
00:53:35| it's in video games at a frat house everything you not go those bateria those activities if sports like you're going out you're doing whatever the hell you want there's no curfew there's no
00:53:46| parents there's no job there's no you can even cut three to four classes in a row and still not really lose too much field and recover from that you can miss three to four days of work just
00:53:57| unannounced so really you're at your peak whatever your peak you I guess you [Music] ever get that back but it could be that you've got you're striving for
00:54:12| retirement yeah but in retirement you're not surrounded by all your neighbors aren't your peers although retirement home is that what that is I've always heard of that being
00:54:23| the saddest thing ever because it's a TV your friends start passing away on you you're just like man there's the issue you have everything except health in the future you have no hope I mean you can
00:54:35| you can plan for 10 more years then Jesus let's look at that dog but it's not the same as when you're 21 bernetta - yeah you're not you're not starting a family and like right places
00:54:46| just like this is the terminus do you really want to be at the terminus or do you want to be at the beginning the only one he went over 60 just turned over our blood is that Saturday darkness thank
00:55:01| you Antarctica for the follows but there's definitely like a creativity and laziness because I was allowed to allow myself to like go downhill until I was like what's what I'm doing out you know
00:55:16| like it wasn't it wasn't like what should I do it's like what are the possibilities well Pat do I want to take right now so you start figuring things out in the game that like there's these
00:55:28| like blueprints to you're allowed to copy full sections eBay and make the modular and then she'd be like you know like put them all down all at once and then these robots will come
00:55:40| out like they have a whole like a suit and the robots will just do all your work for you so I was like wait a second like this is we're super easy you just run through the field
00:55:48| so the doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo there's like huh I just created more than I could do with the cheat code mr. stack so that game it's awesome but I don't know where it
00:56:02| goes and I think I might be done with it Pete I do Pete yeah because now I have responsibilities that I can't be lazy oh I don't I don't see the next opportunity where I could just blow it it's a little
00:56:14| bit like like yeah life just so I guess my question is when is laziness an advantage besides the creative notion that I just mentioned those of us say shortcuts I guess and then also I guess
00:56:29| people that work too hard do you mean doing to be they do everything bit and they've repeated they don't stop yeah well they don't stop working they it's a guy that works at
00:56:40| the car place and he does 60 hours a week and then he comes home and fix this stuff all weekend and then like he doesn't really spend that much time with his kids and then he maybe drinks I
00:56:52| don't even know and then he goes to bed they wakes up and he has to do it again like it he never really he works Saturday all the days of the week and on Sunday usually there's a project or
00:57:02| something that's always being done something like it's like middle America blue-collar they do this thing and that's what they do and then so right Edel their career it ends and maybe
00:57:13| along the way they should have realized that like maybe there's a way to do this thing better than other people so that I can continue or grow see you're thinking strictly from an economical standpoint
00:57:24| though I got an engineer so it's like I tweak things all the time but like what about a from his life standpoint like I feel like he might never really get a hobby like never really know what he
00:57:39| wants to do so that he's lived his life from a teen wedding the job till 60 or something and he now maybe he does have free time let's say he worked hard enough but it does have
00:57:51| the money but he doesn't even know who he is now he just has free time but he didn't become anyone you just all of a sudden everything he did with his life which was his job his chores is whatever
00:58:04| is him so now that he doesn't have the job has made projects does he make projects I don't even know does he not know what to do with himself becoming a Renaissance man after 40 years
00:58:15| can you reinvent yourself I don't even know if he can if you've done the same thing for 40 years and never sat back I can realize that you could right focus on some time on deep thoughts here yeah
00:58:28| cuz we're gonna go fast forward ourselves in 20 or 30 years and be like man I did the same thing for 30 years yeah but they feel like we're weird enough where we do podcasts we do
00:58:40| sometimes babble on the musical stuff we we others touch her touch our budget it's like extrasensory perception right here yeah exer sensory so it's interesting what if I told you something
00:59:01| interesting for your say oh it's just to her to me today I free went some higher being comes to you shows up oh god it's work dude with this golden staff okay he says if you turn right now
00:59:22| walk out the door leave your life travel West's 300 miles don't pick up your cell phone don't ever talk to anyone for your past life you do it everyone but don't just drop this whole part of your life
00:59:36| let it all go trying to do so she's trying to do everything whatever new name I don't care I guarantee hundred percent that your life would be better you didn't say how
00:59:47| much better he doesn't say how much better could be 1% better it's not the happiest life you could live it's just slightly better it's better well he didn't say slightly he didn't say much
00:59:58| would you do it but guy would I don't know many people who would it's such a strange thing but your lights getting better so what's the plan white isn't it to be better and most certainly is so
01:00:11| who you worried about all the people you leave behind it yes are you yeah I guess you built this life yourself you're not relying on someone else so I guess you'd have to trust the person entirely
01:00:21| like if he if it was your your most significant person which is it not your significant other that is the person is the most important yeah yeah if they told you that like you were making the
01:00:34| wrong decision and you need you to change your path see I think people can be wrong the purpose of this exercise is literally its deity it's a God so you
01:00:43| know it's a God like you know you know you know it's a god oh you know it's it's still it's literally a hundred percent true 100 there's no doubt there's no whatever but they don't tell
01:00:54| you how much better and they don't know how or why can I change it can I tweak it because I'm thinking like I wouldn't do it for my own happiness but I do it for other people's happiness oh so like
01:01:03| you can use that everyone's life would be better yeah everyone in your life significant other your kids your relatives your friends workers everyone's life would be better not
01:01:14| necessarily by how much it'll be better would you figure what at that point to be like well I'm not hurting anybody I mean why didn't we play not in the end you'd be hurting yourself so in this
01:01:27| scenario is not the saying that I might not be happier I could be a wonder in your scenario yeah he's saying everyone else will be happier not necessarily yeah and again there's
01:01:37| no guarantee how much happier they can be literally 0.1% happier just almost exactly the same but you're not in their life I think I would be I think I would buy any of that because then it it opens
01:01:48| up my my life to possibilities and I'd get to breathe like live a different possibility but you're older I don't think they said real of your life well in my in my view it's reliving all the
01:01:59| options that you have when you you're resetting a certain base you are resetting your whole base look which I would enjoy I think I would to try it all again I do it again because I don't
01:02:11| think after this there's much II could redo but you're living vicariously through all these little people I'm writing something down saying no do what let's gonna leave you at the
01:02:24| first opportunity that were you're right and the first option of a deity telling him everything were you better I can't believe you trusted in God oh it's written our money it's right under $1
01:02:37| real big trouble mister $5 bill $10 bill I do want to do a quick shout out colony sh is a company they make its colony SH it's all for a few minutes this bad boy it's like it's Turku an Adam's apple
01:02:54| close its a turquoise cliff you know what constitutes something being a glittering radius informed no no it's raised to form almost entirely in the presence of pure 100% crystals we have
01:03:07| nurses it's to clarify my blood my mind my digestion and my heart I've been wearing it for almost an hour or do them and I want to say I've been more in touch with everything Wow you can find
01:03:22| these online they always recommend you you buy one with your birth son mine was Aries the RAM so I bought one that was raised under the moon of Aries the RAM they cultivated these crystals they're
01:03:38| you really have to match up your spirit spiritual trot chakra I believe okay I think I found mine it's made me stronger wiser able to jump higher actually read before I turn on the podcast outside the
01:03:51| room I was jumping and usually I jump and touch the ceiling before I do a podcast here we have manners it's just where I did really Wow it just gets me into the zoom uh-huh well I jumped
01:04:03| before this with my new you new chakra the percent start whistling and I literally almost punched it myself I don't know what's going on something supernatural something really cool
01:04:16| something just it speaks to me in a way I can't explain and I want everyone to listen go out and buy one today I'm begging you it's like there's a gun to my head and
01:04:32| if I don't sell enough of these they'll take my house everything so please go out and buy a column colorless turquoise today it'll make everything better you'll be so happy that they didn't take
01:04:47| your wife and kid so they just take everything but God look good $49.99 wow that's expensive doesn't come with the necklace you gotta get your own what holy crap it's just how it is okay so I
01:05:13| do have an individual in my life that will purchase things like that there was a shoes that were so regular shoes they have like a flat bottom but these had like a you know like a little like
01:05:27| sphere on the bottom so you can roll it up here back work and I think at the same time there was a bracelet that was made of copper yeah that'll help the blood yeah filter your blood but it was
01:05:40| like rusting yeah has that like the bluish greenish yeah like turning Tamar his skin so like these things they seem like yeah give him a shot and then after a year it's like now that thing didn't
01:06:00| really do he think it works for like a few weeks I feel like a week positive thinking yeah yeah Placido they want to impress myself could probably just say that when
01:06:12| you wake up in the morning you'd be like I'm a better person maybe this also for the record uh this is my girlfriend's for a bestfriend action made or it's not it doesn't cost any money
01:06:27| I just okay good I'm just showing the advertisers how I can sell products well I can sell baby I can put on it do not outright do not eat yourself did you know hand us
01:06:39| shout out this is pretty cool and I like it it's I don't think it's supposed to have any powers or anything but uh I shall wear a v-neck with this bed was it shave your chest for you is that I did
01:06:52| that because I was going away for a weekend with the boys you know they appreciated it so I'm gonna go back to laziness and round it out here just bit ball in here sure sure what I watched
01:07:10| naked and afraid and they drop somebody I know what are they getting you to pick one thing you get to pick one thing which is like hopefully your partner just doing the
01:07:22| same thing here and more on I think so then oh man we both have shoes that's fantastic yeah and they hate each other so they they drop this person to people in say Brazil I think it was a desert in
01:07:42| place no it's a different place everybody Ida but these were like it was like a Brazilian desert which was really beautiful because there's like like crystal clear sand oh yeah but no no
01:07:54| food there's some water I think there'll be a problem like some water adventure yeah so there are two opposite people there was a guy who was like you know there's nothing to do here and there's
01:08:05| no food so I'm just gonna sit here I'm literally gonna be the laziest person known to man to survive this challenge oh they figured the other person would expend too much energy and go crazy and
01:08:16| everything well wait a second so this other person was like I'm a go-getter I'm gonna do whatever it takes and we're just gonna keep searching for food keep drinking water and make all
01:08:25| these things yep midway through the episode she's like splashing water and she's like trying to figure out how to get food out of this lake and there's no food in there so she's just like wasting
01:08:36| her time and she passes out like right right on the edge of the water and they took her to the hospital and she was done and the lazy guys just like scratching his stomach was like yep
01:08:48| that's what I thought would happen should-should the mess with the lazy guy so he he's just arrived he made it the whole way because he knew he had to be lazy he was like this is the best way
01:09:05| through this entire thing because I don't I think it's three weeks twenty-one days sounds about right of being extremely lazy and just sitting there and doing nothing to survive did
01:09:16| he get food he ate like a like like a grasshopper like um he was like oh my grasp oh and he just like grabbed it so I mean this can work I guess yeah I assume way way back to when when
01:09:32| I got out to all those kids in their basements right now watching us huh give us 30 year old yeah if I guess in the past when you had like a village and you knew there was like a window where you
01:09:46| could like get the most nutrition out of something the most calories like you would be like completely inactive up until that point and then to be like boom and then you you jump up in the
01:09:57| grab bag just do something yeah sure grab that grasshopper because it's well this is weird I don't know if I should always say these things on the podcast but it's kind of too late now since I
01:10:09| kind of brought it up follower the chef's food oh no no no no no this is real and it's kind of disturbing what do you do this time girlfriend's very into like seeing stuff like you know for a
01:10:25| while she's got for a while she's this she gets into these fads do whatever I'll tell you anyway it's the other day she wanted my friend the huge to cover her in bugs Oh what kind of books
01:10:41| grasshoppers crickets Manning you buy the store for like your pet snake okay okay now cover her and these bugs and then give it to her while he were grasshopper best I thought I thought it
01:10:58| was anyway I said I said wow did you laugh her off that's ridiculous and he said no the mask came over the weekend it cost some $39.99 he send me a picture of it it
01:11:12| looks it looks pretty good it's not that good it looks terrifying it's rubber anyway they did it in like later the full moon and he has to go to the doctor and she has some kind of cricket
01:11:27| infection it is the area she was fine but he he's got like cricket blocks all over and when he sits down in chirps make sure you know so it's actually very small I think that's very good at least
01:11:47| but um shout out we do hope you heal properly you take the medication if it's an antibiotic you gotta finish it right we don't want superbugs pardon the pun and shout out if your ladies and there's
01:12:02| something weird maybe don't always go with it yeah this is to everyone but I mean within reason but at least tell about what it is because we're always one that it's just well we don't want to
01:12:15| see it kind of my thing to know things know see what what I'm imagining is he's in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and he gets trapped in that room with the ceiling that's falling there's
01:12:27| insects everywhere and she has to stick your hand through all the insects and then somehow have sex in the middle of all those insects maybe that's where it started maybe they just watching the end
01:12:38| of Jones I don't know shout out to them and their promiscuous lifestyle I love it keep going I don't know that'd be a fantasy of mine but if a woman was like
01:12:48| if my woman was like I want to do this thing because I think it's awesome and I'm totally into it but I guess I'm gonna have to yes the mask is going too far
01:12:59| do it yeah would you people where the like different mass of furries and in life no I thought you gonna say different master of life and then you're going to lay on that beam with you have
01:13:10| way heavier sexual bunny rabbit or a sexual Pony or whatever yeah it's too much do you think the worst hurry is video goodbye the most demeaning
01:13:21| hurry I was just going with the worst one like who's not no one buys this what is the like the cutest cuddliest animal known to man do you think there's a scorpion fairy it's just like this
01:13:34| flattened face is just like eyes on the side they're a fighter school very uh bring a praying mantis creeping next doing this some guys like it's like last call he's like well you know I figured
01:13:57| yeah buy a drink she's like she she puts on her mask and then it's like oh don't trust a woman with a praying mantis best she's gonna pick up that lead pipe and just go cause he also gonna get you 20
01:14:21| years later my heart just unplugged an artery right there did something fantastic oh so it's uh what else is there what else is there there's wrapping it up
01:14:41| yeah I think there's questions are there any questions yet from either no I don't think we have anything we had suggestions that looks like it's all in Russian yeah I just saw believe Victoria
01:14:55| more time try so I'm Dan and today on Nick folks just for today we are the other hand errs we like your folks yeah there's a website right there I'm panders accom there's some other
01:15:23| stuff those are small currently around we like you folks let's be honest here we like you a lot we do check it next time
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