Transcript of Episode 17 - Destiny 2 Gameplay Shooting the Shit
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00:00:01| so we're starting it up we're starting it up brah oh yeah he's Dan and you're Nick oh and I'm netbooks and together and together we make we bake the unfortunate duo
00:00:19| should do well someone taken charge finally yeah someone had to do it I'm the type B leader if there's no primary leader I'm a secondary that's what I like to say I'm kind of an H leader HIV
00:00:39| I'm a very positive guy focus anyone listening to the podcast just a quick disclaimer these are not the opinions that's not even the video game we're playing they're all they don't reflect
00:00:55| our employers our employees our spouses our spouse's spouses or anyone we've ever met so yep it's all fiction airing right finner better way yeah fix fix delusional now real quick for the
00:01:09| episode which which plane is mine you're the rear I think thought so I think we're both the same of looking at mine and let me eat yours we're both the rear yeah we're both in the same plane I
00:01:24| don't know who's following us but this [Laughter] large amount of people spawning in one spot yeah is armored though in the long sexy lever II where there's a hawthorn
00:01:37| person that you get shake up top one up top all right unpaid Roos Clin banner hair anyway folks if you haven't noticed we're playing a bit of a game here bullshit
00:01:48| so like this banner terrible ruin the pink thanks for the banner I guess acquired funds make terrible don't you start us off with a purple banner yeah I think it could inspire
00:02:06| people did to be badass need them than us here we are in varmint why tell everyone at home what's going on today well I think we're gonna go to a new planet we just started playing this
00:02:20| game try something a little fresh what's the game called destiny - that's right for PC folks for PC event politically correct that's the only way we'll play this game it looks beautiful honestly it
00:02:33| looks that background there's like a Death Star oh wait no this is one game it's a traveler there's a piece as a Char Char Char Char it's this game folks
00:02:44| check my screen and you'll see what really happens with real men doing games uh score goals if you serve about 300 you get little tiny pirates I just scored
00:02:55| one you score three you get something else you don't get anything you get the amusement of failing at lights see that would be a cool plant thing yeah I wish I was a banner where you get a different
00:03:07| stage look at that yeah can just like the stave go back go back go back think so one can you you're gonna normal stage wow they really do think of everything in this game that's awesome
00:03:25| yeah me too Chloe yeah whoa wait there are no it's a they were unlocked oh you wanna see what they are yeah additional glimmer okay and grambler increase public event rewards no how do
00:03:39| you get the location wait tell me how you get there look guys on panders we don't and aaron earhooks we're not gonna pay enemies since we're all about the Cabal I think that's the
00:04:00| Middle East right now speaking of the Middle East we are term terribly sorry for the events that have happened that terribly everyone who passed for the past thousand years just a hump Anders
00:04:13| dance we just want to make we as human beings since we're all capable of the same things we're capable is good and the emotion right emotion I think we are okay so I think we're gonna
00:04:25| on here gonna shift over okay let's do it I'm ready are you guys at home yeah we're right now we're at the farm we've already been to earth crucibles
00:04:33| multiplayer which we're gonna go Titan which I hope Nick has uh he just scored patch it up pretty good folks clay it wasn't pretty cool for the folks at home ah this game it's very Borderlands meets
00:04:56| halo I guess the best you know but I would call it Borderlands without humor speeding remarks from Camp Anders it's like more Lance's younger brother right gay I guess maybe that would be the
00:05:12| middle child they're usually pretty boring and we're we're not gonna isolate them a lot majority of our middle children are pretty rare middle children are rare hmm what'd they say Oh what are
00:05:27| we going by the way new planet yep new planet you've been here folks a lot of water turn off it turn it okay head annoying chat with a photo of the video game on Twitter on solidus
00:05:50| toggle crouch ask but no slap and I'd be like whoa like Solid Snake's exact solid this type of crouch yeah yeah as buckaroo crushed yeah I know that's a mining paper so mine too is I
00:06:06| can't even remember that the video game tongue twister folks you don't get that anywhere else but here so I don't know where they hope it I kind of remember this a little bit if
00:06:16| anything will screws up its unhand your games cause all I'm gonna fall off just learn to get hit by that I want you to get hit by that go little water effects they're so good
00:06:36| yeah I like it's a ripoff that movie that sucked that was I think we mentioned water warmth or kind of like that movie ages I guess you he bounces yeah it's pretty
00:06:54| awful no oh my god I forget that movie is very sci-fi you probably never watched it you know as a movie I guess doom was a movie in a video game but doesn't count
00:07:05| and then dunno dude okay now I do just the Zune up water on it Oh has sand but then I would go really this person this is great this is great I can't get in there because there's
00:07:18| something blocking a door you have to shoot down the way up before you get it I just did with my powers you don't past your powers of bullets now I usually am a light on the meet I have a vicious
00:07:32| melee attack now Japanese smokes our smile through the leaves the weather changes money gonna be incredibly happy I feel like I'm reborn really yeah but last week I was sick and weather was hot
00:07:47| so terrible but now it's for you so smirking so no I don't really I've just been on a nice roll folks if you notice when Dan's doing good don't feel like I am you're on the opposite
00:08:04| end spectrum we just know know from you has nothing to do with the world as I renew with you connected somehow this guys getting lucky I'm just in the cold when he's having a great time I'm
00:08:16| just felt all bad that's true take the wrong place to live it yeah here we are runners relationship filled with quotes like thing yeah this is another race it called the fall all
00:08:33| right something else no that's the name of that the unit there called something I've really I should probably not call that never really escape hi no that's nothing
00:08:45| I like cool it's like might be dive hell sanema that movie's gonna drive me nuts if I can even bother Nate hi you know that movie where they had a bookcase where
00:09:08| they manipulated gravity or sent a message yeah it's like my kind of Hank yeah yep you know oh god damn it you know what I so happy eyes round the edge beautiful feel so much better
00:09:35| yeah movie oh it's kind of bother me now this is gonna bother me now it was just in theaters anyone morning yeah it's like I promised like last sci-fi movie I saw that we advertise have you seen a
00:09:55| Riley now I did not say rival uh language really popped my phone out check it no no we can't um has to do with time gravity method time he told earnest
00:10:14| granddaughter no their granddaughters older than him nobody broke everybody says all right all right all right to the big l-shaped thing or the I shaped thing or the X what is it what Leonard I
00:10:30| always think it was one letter that just kind of wanders around here and so in know how is it we're gonna have to come back with this one what's your smarter smile gets burgers
00:10:48| my yeah so went to a wedding I have my new phone fix it was the greatest thing that's ever happened to me in my life yeah I love my life
00:10:55| or I get everything but it doesn't have a headphone slot right fine design it the way the the iPhone or whatever they don't do three three point five millimeter jacks which is I think it's
00:11:12| lazy I guess they figured they save themselves three point five millimeters and and it's whatever animal and more and more people they also I think can Apple anybody over for advice in your
00:11:24| project head I could use to yeah but Apple sells Bluetooth headphones now it has money and beats wireless so pretty sure they just really wanted to feed their own market like you don't I
00:11:37| mean so if you cut out the headphone jack and everyone uses your phone what do they have to do bluetooth headphone and buy your headphones right yeah so it's kind of a loop well anyway to pick
00:11:49| someone without it and uh what they did in food is something that hatches into the USB C port and it turns into an adapter for those public art though you've got forty full I went to a hotel
00:12:03| and I I had something happen to that never happen tonight partly you don't want to venture guess you didn't have a headset no no I brought like like real headphone bluetooth headphones anytime I
00:12:17| go away I bring like every head bowed I own no I had five hours of free time who don't wanted to talk to me you know where I could be I used Hotel Wi-Fi oh look at pornography I sure did not just
00:12:35| once but uh I went for a run in the mountain air I felt more alive than I've ever felt at one point I was bored with my free time I thought this is great this is like at night I went to bed
00:12:49| listening to music with my adaptor and everything and wouldn't you know it folks I left my real headphones $140 I've had for over a year and my adopter and they would tell
00:13:01| that's it my smart mom they're gone forever headphones I've had forever and an adapter the only thing that connects me to the 3.5 millimeter world so fun one fell swoop Wow oh wait did I tell
00:13:14| you I get a phone call from house services that they found it it is my smile and she said I said I'm cool can you like how does this work right the sends one to pick it up
00:13:25| because it's an hour and a half away you mail it I'll pay the mailing fee and she's like oh you didn't mail and I said perfect she said but it's a minimum recharging $8.00 I was like oh it's like
00:13:35| it's gonna cost you like a dolly 0 80 there 18 18 okay that's like it was like I was like it's gonna cost you like $2 away they don't weigh anything she's like I'm sorry sir so here I am pay me
00:13:52| $1 my own head that's my Sparkle I will devote I think everyone has that experience have how many things have you lots of in hotels over the years not almost not my
00:14:05| shoulder each area that yes I always grab the headphones I always grab all that bright so man if these guys don't even know who they are I'm not home here some of these guys
00:14:24| have explosive stuff on their head oh really that's what I'm supposed to all over their face dude so how's your family so I react to this shit oh no I see so
00:15:03| you have to listen through the whole thing okay it might be sure all right so my hotel finger playing games oh my god anyway I've lost my stuff sorry both playing video and that's what your head
00:15:17| focused yes so imagine that scientists created you they made a clone of you and it is your age and it's female yeah and it has exactly like your mannerisms your brain oh there's no I'm doing it no I
00:15:36| didn't finish know that so you naturally being narcissistic not if that leaves my sister or brother it's really me yeah and this is the first time you're having relations with it hi Wow I didn't know I
00:15:59| went ahead with it you want it to look you're already there now what what do you do what do you say to yourself the first time you're making love to yourself that you either you know
00:16:12| comfort yeah the other person because you like it's awkward or Haeckel because you know that it's you I see something like here's Johnny but I change it so that's our name here's me here's us I
00:16:34| might say uh god I'm beautiful and then do it and yeah this too specific to you distracted by the game because I feel like he got Jesus no I um well I feel like the female you
00:16:51| would be like you gonna wait getting to work here cuz I'm gonna gain oh great thank you area yeah you're shielding your sister brother
00:17:09| your clones sister um no I'm trying to give the audience something really good something juicy but I'm just like and I don't think I would do a good he knows you're already doing it that's not a
00:17:26| question the question is like how would you react to yourself most awkward situations or the right I see you were good and I laid a cigarette or the other one you know they would lay there that
00:17:42| just sounds like it's a tacky drama I agree but that that's black you know I can't be anything really cool right the second it was good to built um there is
00:17:59| something about this game as you'll notice in have played before going like twenty minutes a couple hours or three minutes 30 minutes but there's something about this game that naturally flows
00:18:13| when you never get lost you know where you're supposed to go you know how to fight for Panama they do have continuous guys that pop up and you're always like drawings or stuff right I mean I
00:18:23| actually admired that sort of thing re it's a video game fluid right it's a good video game saw it out if it's over hey you know what's up people made this you
00:18:44| every time I go to the edge of my spear reasons instability housing problem you got a remedy mmm a lot of stuff coming out of there is there goddamn someone killing time
00:19:00| for special why doesn't fly guy aha this is such bullshit there's no padding you know is praising this game for how it created it's awful stupid please it where are you it you die I fell and I
00:19:21| couldn't get up is my idiot wasn't grabbing ledges goes first in the field I do well no no how about this let's say you have the ability someone of Genie or
00:19:41| whatever branch you it says hey you can have any magic ability you'll have it for life do you want it yeah magic wanna tell or I wanna shoot beams out of my eyes what about you probably gonna want
00:19:55| the paddle right what the fuck are you going maybe did we ever try to talk anyway I'm not done anyway whoever he says you can have a power or not some of you have to have a personal life you can
00:20:11| read over everyone says yeah because it's stupid not to but can anyone imagine a scenario where the world doesn't find out and it doesn't end badly for you
00:20:20| the world doesn't find out that you have a special ability yeah like if you can teleport it's only a matter of time I'll catch you all cameras on where you want to use it to make plenty right at that
00:20:32| point isn't it a matter of time before science or religion or someone once you've dead or wants to use you look you know to be yeah or can imagine a scenario where you're the only one in
00:20:43| the entire universe who can do something and people are like let them have it that is cool it's like no one ever would let you let you be it would almost end badly no matter what I heard like a joke
00:20:57| but the part of it was a psych whenever you reach into your pocket you always have exact amount of money you need I did hear this word on reddit joke I forget how it goes but I feel like that
00:21:09| would let you live life however you felt like you do too but no one would ever question it because it's coming from like your pocket and you'd be like boom and it'd
00:21:18| be like small amounts so like right like $480,000 yeah but that's not what you would ask a genie for no I'm saying now oh right you would have to fly or something yeah some ridiculous because
00:21:30| you know your TV for power would like to always be happy like it said that or would wonderfully but what if you have a wife or whatever and I just let you handed to you like drugs like these are
00:21:47| pills thank you maybe be like all this be continuously happy and your wife and kid everything and the kid dies or something and she's like and she's crying terribly or like you want with
00:22:05| this shoot shoot like she would yeah I don't think she would be happy Thursday I think it is Thursday there's there's back you talk about video games I've never played another one this
00:22:36| what's WASD keybindings easier mm-hmm it's like did the tutorial tells you that tilde is change weapons joke I felt out did that was did you let's go down there I don't like doing
00:22:59| I'm going this way only backwards all right you stay down there right some half closer some told to probably heading back into this thing right yeah can imagine we're not it's
00:23:12| glowing green did you into like did you have a computer growing up yeah we had a IV n something did you have any tips on that like the monkey throw thing or the
00:23:25| planet or but he actually forgot about the monkey throw cuz I thought that was actually a really cool angle gate yeah yeah and it would explode the banana over the city yeah yeah
00:23:38| should you guys haven't hurdle for the angles to what good all internal computer class maybe you don't call it put angles to move it know what I think so actually it's weird to the stuff to
00:23:52| people like I kind of remember that now hey do you think of it does that make you dumber butchers remember that I don't remember but they had like these like pac-man type things that would like
00:24:06| like if you like six times six if you like 36 chanson like all freaking sort of path blasters was have another version try the math West yeah we played all these different types of games in
00:24:18| the computer lab already well um you know our high school this is people in counterstrike against counter-strike EverQuest I didn't I don't know that I played it request my laptop well here
00:24:35| here's something I want to say I think it's crazy bit um wing computer nerds have to live with the stigma they do that they get more eat well and some people say like it's not true but really
00:24:49| have you ever seen a kid with like a Tetris thing in his pocket and the girls aren't crawling all over his body it's like it's disgusting like and then if you're a big video guy like how do
00:25:00| you know a girl isn't in you for your high school and she likes you it's kind of a with a hard life to live was it aren't built that way I think they are they just in not sexist not
00:25:12| sexism but I feel like if they see a guy looking like speedrun mega man like that all over it but they can't not and it's like in the thin their body they can't fight it no I mean and people say it's
00:25:27| unfair of the girl but it's not fair of the guy cuz you know if you can trust her really is if you like me for me or my megaman i speedrun mario 2 right did she like me or tissue like what I do
00:25:39| I end up you know it's the same thing when I mentioned I have a youtube channel you're like I wish I didn't tell them I wish I could try relationship first and then let them know how many
00:25:52| hours of video do you have oh I got a big ol oh do you want to talk about Joe Rogan familiy Atrix yeah the humiliate Rick's I forget her name we're gonna mess it up but we don't say Charlene
00:26:20| Laurie oh no it's just see I can't even say it it's like being honest for the vodkas have you ever sent her money I forgot the last name can't write checks anymore it's good I think it's ER young
00:26:33| actually young is that too - Tobias yeah it was Siara see on learnin or something or it was a whatever anyway she's number seven twenty eight professional oh yeah it was
00:26:56| fascinating because it's a chick she young humiliates men for money yeah but she's not physically within the same space so she just sends them things that are like community she's never doesn't
00:27:08| meet them it's like it's like human a fetish which they like because it's their fetish - right there we go here we go it's all finally over so she initially
00:27:22| she how's that thing she started talking about how like she sends like on these well yeah the very first guy she got involved with was she was 18 and showing out chat
00:27:36| rooms etc a dart web whatever before before everything was popular but uh she's pretty jaded yeah but she had her first moon was she sent a man piss and the first one was personal his best-ever
00:27:54| even know how she got into this you must be related like whatever innovation was no it's me it means so much sense the world a perilous so she's one of those girls that sells her urine or feces or
00:28:06| fingernails her hair from a hairbrush she choke use an e she goes he does the whole thing that's a one-stop shop baby but I know she got her start in shipping and now she was living there like
00:28:22| overseas and she barely lets just she was bent over havoc tavern I'm and everything and default all these weirdos and creeps what I found it interesting about her was that she
00:28:31| didn't she's yeah like almost like yeah they want when you're in but I'm not gonna do that and they were like come on if you like sure 800 bucks they're like okay like
00:28:47| that's witty hundred dollars yeah under the door yeah I could just see them like that's the thing is like it I'm talking about like the package it's in like my hair
00:29:03| blood and like fingernails it's like he murdered somebody planted her her evidence everywhere even better that was the reason he staged murder scenes staged tumors do that what this webinar
00:29:17| is early not it I guess have good alibis really good out like it's wrong video whoever murdered this this man pooped in this woman and they missed a little bit yeah if that was one of my pranks in
00:29:35| college I took a PowerBar like one of the chocolate ones heated up and poured it into a turd I slam flashes on the seat no one would use that that toilet but I knew it was clean so I could use
00:29:46| it Oh however dude I literally I hit with some weird yeah and I never seen it before I was trying to throw what you're like and
00:29:55| through it our bar on the signals like what is going on everywhere but let's confuse about you a world general yeah I know that that chick was totally fine with like whatever fetish
00:30:06| she's like yeah I understand you looked it up but yeah was she attractive I imagine she was she was she is attractive now get think about it what I thought
00:30:22| she said was the weirdest thing but like was prophetic Jesus crazy no she's like the one guy who was a gay but he was straight or I heard us in video footage that she was
00:30:36| gay tour ex-boyfriends and her ex is a humiliation that is the fact that he mount yeah yeah I think and like some guys are like take my credit card use it wherever I think that was hilarious go
00:31:04| it's like you feel I see that Widow you're like come on hey and they call these men eight eggs see I did a little research by seeing a bunch of stickers Felicia Connecticut mentality right but
00:31:18| it's a screw that you make fun of them yeah like what did I just hear that oh look holy shit did you see this behind you I ran right by you're the decoy
00:31:37| they would have got you so I saved your life thank you you're wrong anyway it was really funny as she said something about the guy who was gay dated girls I just ex-girlfriend
00:31:53| to never find out he was gay so he would like to be home laughs now me yeah huh my ex-girlfriend I'm gay make them think I'm gay like that was his thing but like it was like weird because they were
00:32:05| girlfriends and he was akin to a girl who did anything for him like mm-hmm she was like yeah it was weird his sexuality was different from his fetish I was like what I was like oh yeah I did some of
00:32:18| them are like using a woman to prove out there yeah it's yeah it's like it was like they were ashamed of it but they wanted it yeah well weird well and they raised a good point like you know sex or
00:32:32| whatever and like afterwards like and then she's like that's like a normal reaction like if you wear like pantyhose and you want to have a bunch of condoms in your mouth and something else and
00:32:45| then like that's quite a quite a weight like you're unlike that you're like tripping acid whoa that was a crazy three yeah oh that other guy he's weird I think Joe Rogan used it he said he
00:33:16| said it's like when you're really pretty in your focus on just sex it's like you're on the you're in the back of the bus and then wind it supposed engines real loud and to try and tell the driver
00:33:26| where to go he's listening yeah and then you finally you finally you finally finally finish and you're the driver huh that's a good analogy are you okay there's the other thing he
00:33:45| said was that like as a woman like she had three relationships that were completely like normal she said like you know the serious serious boyfriend power I'm hating there yeah but like he's it
00:34:00| you know that's three difference between like a man and a woman like the boyfriends would be like oh that's okay you're making money and it's kind of geeky there's some people sure it guys
00:34:10| like me no water right but a woman would be like why are you yeah I just put a bunch of piss in jars all right saving it for later for when that's valuable man there's a real question so if you're
00:34:29| willing to debase yourself far enough there's like there's a craft for everything you think we the Amanar if you Dan get some money like really old that these guys who are like and uh
00:34:42| two men of thirty playing video games yeah and there's a podcast I wish out there that they're no they should pay my my Bitcoin wallet is b20 do they all start with beep I don't make that up
00:35:08| they're all what shot to 256 or something bunch of characters listen what's the deal so what's the Superman the guy who owns like like 5% of Bitcoin I don't know a newsroom I think he went
00:35:23| anonymous so that he was not all right Kathleen no one to lose who or what he is so happy like could eat someone said he cashed in all of us it would just destroy the
00:35:33| economy the Bitcoin on it for people like that it's about it's about furthering like an idea oh shit we just last one it would have told oh shit it
00:35:54| is folks this is the UM panderers here you're seeing a lot we're good don't tell me I have to run back to that stupid I shoot him here I don't think it was that far it's the one right over
00:36:08| there oh you're gonna try get over here no it was pretty far yeah I'm gonna hang back a lil in case you fall maybe this is going forwards I just got two keys no
00:36:20| it's not pretty sure that's where we just were we're gonna hang back to some cakes yo shout-out that's sweet ring effects though huh folks so the no it's I think it's going to the
00:36:34| other tower now okay so uh yeah the Bitcoin guy I don't know I mean if you start something in its questionable who owns it then maybe you go anonymous like this guy and then you let it take on its
00:36:52| life a life of its own oh yeah whoa yeah this way of course yeah somewhere else there's a lot of other wallets that like are spinning off Bitcoin that do it shittily cuz i guess they don't know how
00:37:20| to program I think that what are you talking about like um forget all of it it was recent that they lost like 30 million dollars because they had one programmer that was messing around
00:37:31| stealing pennies on the dollar like the minute the guy calls he made this a mistake and tried to correct it but he didn't know there is pandered and it's duck who's getting stuff let's see what
00:37:50| happens though well super mario baby platformer let's go huh not gonna run around where you are yes you do so I'm waiting on it bitch should pick the other class you
00:38:04| bastard good fire Catching Fire is what it is even slowly now I should help myself to see where I would spawn because yes we like to get that there wait way to run the wrong way almost
00:38:24| waiting and I ruined myself and dude that pumps nearly killing people I almost see I almost found it this way so I want to keep from no it's not see now this is not fair I was watching you
00:38:53| platform but you really were getting more practice than I yeah now much much sleeker that's all dude I get only I can respond Helen are you off the edge I'm gonna train jump to get you Oh get ready
00:39:21| [Music] I almost wanted to say don't but I want to see if it work oh man your leg baby I wonder where we have to start from this checkpoint well I think it's that last
00:39:39| one you did probably how many kills I have precision kills it's because I softened all your enemies wait where he literally started ahead where are we good more our checkpoint is too forward
00:39:50| get some uh Sheila get up there get up there you suffer Oh No on the edge couldn't give it go I'm still amazed that that was her full-time job
00:40:27| like her her parents thought she was getting she said four grand for one little poo oh yeah multiple times right that's ridiculous here here's the question what's the guy
00:40:41| dealing with that poop that's I don't know like okay hold on you appiy you can probably drink it you put it on there you're bathed in it a lot I almost I don't get that but like that's reason
00:40:56| reasonable that's not reasonable hold on but it makes more sense than we do little poo I don't know I don't know how is that section at all okay shit you can't do you think he ate
00:41:13| it no it's not I'm pretty sure do you think he worships it keeps it somewhere frozen store Sam why would you because that was the same guy has a repeat customer
00:41:26| he bought for granted three times sure so hold on so he did something that last three months [Music] eat it like a fudge brownie choose
00:41:51| reward oh nice no we pick their own names gauntlets gauntlet some chest armor wait hold it reload speed I'm getting the ballot mine it said it improves regeneration speed
00:42:15| of grenade melee and rift abilities that sounds very cool I did it cheering conductors don't like the name yeah by a based on the name that's what I need to do the feedback
00:42:29| fence I bought something over yeah I did that the first time - I bought I was like oh we're items oh I was just comparing anyone and I bought the exact same thing that I was dick went over my
00:42:46| character I don't even I should have checked my what my quips item was see he should have I should have thought that it through chuckling new things whatever I think there's a thing going on
00:43:06| probably bit whoa let's go not the door of the door yeah got a little word work securing so there's gonna be oh there they are it's gonna hide all right we're gonna
00:43:37| try to do a celebrity challenge Oh what the hell was that hold up hello I gotta give I be in a minute but yeah I want to call out that dude loose again yeah nice to people huh
00:43:54| my mouse were you at no I actually I heard that he was uh he was gonna be kind of oh man you got real bad guy too I guess we're all strong enough to be in this one hold on Paragon to save your
00:44:06| ass my ass I'll save your ass for you I respond all right my friend Paragon with yourself yeah which we challenged Louie CK and Sarah Michelle Gellar to do well I'd say that Louis UK backed out of some
00:44:25| of his public speaking things because did he apparently it's gonna come and say what's the exact story he beat all the girls wanted to probably he definitely liked mention this thing's us
00:44:36| and his skits like it's so his jokes were real no I like it mitts to it no weird should happen and you know I think he's passed it Louie CK see guys thank God he does this and I feel like Louis
00:44:56| CK's gonna handle it better than all the others oh you should I mean I give him the back credit I know you're saying like he's very off so that for gain but but in no oak may be funny if it was
00:45:15| like his like ex-wife it's like yeah I was so traumatic like having sex with guys palsy sorry Michelle Gellar though I had such a crush on her when I was ever did yeah
00:45:39| she looking Bobby is oh one of my first like double dates was with her no no it was yes I was like Italy me and like two brothers going out with three girls and we watched some movie that she makes
00:46:01| like food where her emotions get into the food oh it was the worst movie I think we all like sixth graders realized it was terrible was awful okay you come here get that am looking
00:46:19| at it on the I the side I your be the trash you like being underpowered you said it's scary guys can actually get your head Oh pretend pretend I'm a little too Serena I just ruined that
00:46:44| guy's day oh you're a dad I got me a baby I'll go save you and then they go I didn't realize you weren't a dude I think I don't think Sarah Michelle Gellar's a
00:46:56| gamer well I think she should play this is bullshit they should help us with a raid yeah louis c.k and Tamra shit going the challenges of actually help us play this
00:47:22| game because they're not they're not charitable paragon that's actually I am I'm here oh that's why and there's Lucy Kate look at that we're here right now little did
00:47:45| we realize that it would be friends we made on the way here's the chest earlier [Music] Lulu like a glimmer ghetto eyeball gonna eyeball to eyeball these you're standing
00:48:10| like oh god there's so many things I missed everything from God everything's dead where'd everything go the event end guess okay let's continue on I feel we were doing
00:48:32| oh all right here this won't you give me like for whatever cheaper but four minutes that's a while especially because we do you get anything from last it's true
00:48:50| these are other ones around here the other mission is like over yonder [Music] thieves actually we can do that really that's not my plate I was just trying to
00:49:34| help you vision the word it was pitfall it was like you're in cave yeah I know that is I didn't I didn't really play that I know what that is like battle to possible but be my plate that was really
00:49:50| cool would actually an impact of his class back to play that no I was like the future the weird hold on laughs by centuries surveyors dude you might help me out here coming
00:50:09| yep I know but guess what wait garbage hangs on the runway I just need to get up one one that seems like up there the games you played the most like Skyrim a later time I played Skyrim a lot doing
00:50:39| such a blank on like good games are full time ever get ready worm worms 3d but you said lemmings worms yeah I love lemon worms is awesome played worms 3d actually live in college
00:50:53| norms is like lemmings on steroids people yeah it's so much fun you're outside yeah they're at the mission started outside there's just people running around of a minute
00:51:12| EverQuest I played for years the same thing like clash of clans I can play clash of clans for years I did play that for years may still black shout-out everyone at plan get aligned but you
00:51:25| need a big Dookie appropriate but in that I fit it in it did you get that text from the other day yesterday video bullies mother yeah the back story is that like a woman
00:51:54| calls in saying that she wants to hook up with a guy she hooked up before but each give her the cold shoulder so she ends up calling him on a radio station to get him to fess up the white his side
00:52:06| seeing her anymore she's older and he's younger and it turns out that the mom had a son who is shitty and the only reason the guy slept with her to get back at the guy's shitty big
00:52:19| shit for it yeah some guys to bully like screw that guy screw the mom take pictures of it the mom didn't have any recourse at all it was her angle that's very high I don't know most of that
00:52:34| stuff staged be honest but it was the right thing pretty good stage yeah good acting here comes yo Rick Jim won't let me hang from a bar but yes let it take the heat
00:52:49| put my shield take all the heat dude Lucy take some heat pipe on this block yeah I'll save it I think you're suffering there a bottle o na na yeah they're dropping Mouse issued in Lucy
00:53:20| over nice punches yeah take a leg take your leg oh yeah stop freeze right yeah yeah and I think I was glitching on your
00:54:20| goddamn screen this is my dad's built our church mm-hmm did you anyway Corrections for anything didn't they pass up since oh boy oh boy I know there's a Christ follower of us I
00:54:45| am i said we bombed our enemies in South Korea miss Pina correct last episode apparently we bombed a lot of innocent people in Japan many years ago so I
00:55:00| don't apologize to pin the atomic bomb not a joke and I don't know why didn't happen although brings me to another significant times get into an NFL
00:55:14| building for this game we did yeah for computer and the girlfriend doesn't want to play it because some of the creatures look sexualized this is her words not mine
00:55:29| he's not allowed to play it at all what's real funny is she is attention pictures of herself dressed up as the dregs in this game Halloween costume no no like just it was even Halloween he
00:55:43| just family is like three months ago it's like her in a sexy your drag outfit and she's like mostly nude and it tasteless really I don't know he sounded big okay but we root for
00:55:56| you on turf down pat understand we know you'll get through it and maybe one day he'll get by the big boys shame that happens so often where you have a good friend and then they
00:56:16| date people on your ass how do we go they'll mock yet you think yeah apparently supposed to shoot the neck guess what I do pick up a scourge cannon oh he doesn't reason things it's
00:57:00| just available so would you rather have really really super long arms or super super long legs I'm talking like awkward long legs yeah everyone loves won't like a tall guy if
00:57:23| it's in like three feet by themselves or five feet by themselves and then the rest of your body regular I was listening to do get into some a bit okay yesterday about how they draw women and
00:57:36| like women are supposed to be like really tall and skinny you're actually fulfilling like a stick figure fantasy right I guess I mean I'm yeah I guess honestly women love ridiculous traits
00:57:54| about men like the taller you are the more attention you'll get hit by the correct sound right doesn't make much sense but I guess see how I look here just mute you stop you don't like it
00:58:57| because I love video games like breeze is it really pisses me off there's again guests at any time I'm in close combat cuz I cryed move the mouse a lot and it just hits the edges oh all
00:59:12| right well I just spawned me if you're hanging around with you around I already know where you are right now it's right behind you my dude shoot you in the back just show this guy okay well I didn't
00:59:24| think it was how I won't hurt her this garbage oh alright I just turned on like fullscreen again maybe that's gonna help no nothing
00:59:52| I think I slow down when they're around my shield we call duty every five minutes we don't but I feel like I want to you want you mother glory go back I was trying to explain this down like we
01:00:36| would be number one fill in a game a game where we didn't use bullets in call duty but you would think that it's not using that number one play like they're big boys knives and grenades there
01:00:50| uh-huh and made for everyone I don't like that you can't shoot while jumping if you have to fall and shoot there there's a perk for me that um I think I can I didn't buy it yet but
01:01:11| glide and jump ball I'll go ten rounds my heat say the words I'm thinkin because I'm gonna say up object dead guys are quick can they disappear and they kill you really
01:01:52| quickly cuz they have a shotgun shotguns alright what's up my controller every time I go off-screen it every time I go up screen and then shoot pops almost makes it worse keyboard like you can
01:02:17| hear me cuz I'm trying to get back on track yeah dude I just got awesome with those people again I'll revive it kill punch punch punch I'll get them yeah yes a little bit he disappeared and
01:02:44| this challenge is ended find the Fallen cache follow the dot I'll get it I think this is where I was heading before the two public events happen and what uh what a coincident good boys as I refer
01:03:06| to us as the unmanned air voice rip your head off well folks any comments in the bottom like to say you better than us at something I dare you to take a podcast
01:03:34| play it exactly Omar I just play within a window screen you would any troll friend no I'm trying to find the cache yeah there's probably to be a boss somewhere farther away than I thought
01:04:26| hey you already met oh that's building here yeah price your ways for you I think things are gonna make me fight in here well I can be there in one minute cuz that's what friends are for
01:04:57| [Music] come come up you do you get closer I know I just I was like should I stop and collect this al kind of like yeah that'll be fine he would appreciate it
01:05:13| oh you probably collected it to salvage it you find it home rails in that bad boy okay check this out it's like pretty sweet getaway see you later sucker and no I thought
01:05:57| there was like a wave coming out like we could hide in there but not too many games use water physics and like actual feeling of water right where it's hitting you in the face yeah that is
01:06:08| pretty cool but like actually like interacting with water red splashing all over you maybe you wet like maybe think of urine or girls here could you buy a girl
01:06:19| pushing you around like a woman does testing no I bet they did was what like watching them pee in a cup yeah they want like they buy p4 that is their freshness I think there has to be some
01:06:59| sort of rule how do you know he did the temperature thing like that they keep right and we're amount I think is important and that's a whole job 10 um maybe there isn't a timetable for urine
01:07:22| so that's why you can buy B and use it later you see you know folks feel like the people who would buy it are not smart enough to know that you can't do that so
01:07:33| maybe buddy mine used it in a strapped to his leg and there's nothing on the bathroom at work you're smart enough low why not well any figure taping it to his leg brought out to
01:07:54| encounter a pen yeah I mean his body temperature this his butt oh shit find us pretty much good right I there's no real game to it it's just you know respond to rapid fire maybe we got
01:08:38| whatever friend listen to something I made that up sure you make a better story than the transmission codes we finally got them [Music]
01:08:56| Harvey Weinstein is trying to search Li harass people like we found the codes to stop him for the record the offenders would stop Harvey one scene we can go in the pants and stop that we would how did
01:09:15| you fall off this guy yeah I took it round that is what this game is pretty good at there's so many different routes in places for religion means to pop out of that's it here transit transmat
01:09:48| the bad thing about this game is doing new friends just like doing this mission alone it's a boring you just kind of Jen they're showing up that's the one thing playing the game it's harder to drink
01:10:24| there's not a lot of those roles you can't pause you need to speed too often this case sorry game doing multi clickers like there's a keyboard thing that makes a Nicole well there's a
01:10:45| keyboard stop like if you hold it the elbow yet yeah and I the shift button the sticky stuff about that that's just it's just lat even want them there Call of Duty skills to constantly lagging
01:11:12| with you and Winnie colonists that what's the thing he sounds like big black yeah with the the big lips who like Tom I love white girls and young about dream yeah okay might nothing he
01:11:37| does do video games I'm pretty sure I've heard something the problem is I like that was the scene that I remember him problem I can't say on the podcast
01:11:46| his record for Drew and it's good film if it's like a first date or whatever didn't need it I feel no little feel doing a tester movie haha
01:11:58| Univision lose list that laughter sorry Jared Leto number four a drum really a panty-dropper you're looking egg a day you're gonna find nothing better you know what his name is
01:12:18| right the guy has a name of the credit he does yeah his name's Uncle Hank this is what he's doing like it has wonder if that has like a real connotation to that person's life well I well I want to know
01:12:35| why did he has a name at all like did you have other parts and they cut him out with Uncle Hank really involved this movie like way telling me has one line as one one just died he did a character
01:12:48| name and his some developers wife simulation is you gotta call them something that you just say like next day's quote like exit thing that you've about you can talk up that's so large or
01:13:10| so weird going on like spinning shotgun shell he's like hiding no yeah I know I say that that's use you hope it's just named Gino us blow us a sputum anyway on what would
01:13:47| you say about this game and pandered in recommend it do you like it's a good mindless mind right it's good it's not like in a chain of your life at all yeah there's nothing
01:14:00| special that's like does everything oh it's weird just like I played factorio before this game like two weeks ago and that drew me in but it was not that
01:14:11| entertaining like the final thing was just to go okay uh or I was still like it was still like it got me in a hook and I was on the hook for like a week playing the game this game not the
01:14:26| shooter destiny too but no no I think it's well done and everything Thanks compatibility everything except the windowed Mouse then you haven't gotten hooked into the loop payoff yet we grew
01:14:42| up in the first game it was supposed to be really really hard to get all the good stuff and the like taking more time to do something that's how hardcore gamers get into stuff right but I feel
01:14:56| like that the double-edged sword like there are some games works like this is going to be so hard for you and I'm like okay I'm out like no no wait you gotta get into it it's like yo my left
01:15:06| sorry that was it Liam request never bus was so realistically punishing that like it would take you 30 minutes to run somewhere you die corpse it fall in the ground and then you can t have to go
01:15:17| collect the gear from your corpse yeah surpri uh we see there's one more missions right riffing pulled up I guess they get utopia okay follow me let's go with a gel because I thought you were
01:15:40| down here but it was another guy named Ahab oh goodness and then you can be on the first another thing the public missions like they kind of make sense like draw people together but then you
01:16:03| feel so alone after everyone leaves you can see friends eat you in my life surrounded by people once I'm different and I like our work that's weird I like girls who like pizza and they don't have
01:16:22| to be in perfect physical condition I'm different whoa relations I get them all the time yeah sometimes everyone's favorite movie I just like it it's not my favorite he's
01:16:40| gonna be deep in mind that's what the ladies are saying because they know we played a video game [Music] I'm seeing what you don't get
01:17:08| cuz I'm like all these awards right did you get any - or betrayed this reason no none team leader warps that's my favorite bad guy in that school game Vivaldi yeah
01:17:27| because he crawls on the ground level weird up problem is it reminds me of vindaloo which i think is an Indian dish seems like there's an event happening somewhere we could leave the game in my
01:17:58| yeah didn't faculty was everyone's favorite level in the world of course what was the wait was the layout of faculty um it was like these started in the bathrooms and everything oh yeah oh
01:18:10| yeah facility Oh does he have any folks at home we used to do with proximity mines in there and then everyone unlimited ammo spawn in the family explode yeah it's going anywhere
01:18:27| we have was like this for the time that wasn't simple though I mean you had to Cody a high job like to be under bullets pretty blood coating wonder how many developers their lives online game
01:18:52| plants teams as far as I could see [Music] like how they jump into the scene to something stupid hmm I do like this setting anything like that
01:19:45| Elysium the game did you play on that type of ball - I did not think I might have bought that never actually really you know really check it out I recommend it it's a very good game it's it looks
01:20:03| like a regular action first-person shooter it ends up being much cooler if I make sense and there's a couple levels that are exactly like this I like abandoned I like what they just
01:20:14| don't be in kind of deal to that area it's kind of like a fire shocky like right machines took over the entire planet and then when machines finally failed and humans died away the plants
01:20:29| started taking back over I kind of feel it is because I think of it when this is at its heyday there was literally no plants anywhere as far as I can see and now it's like it died so plants coming
01:20:42| back and they're like it's ours again so there's you ever heard of a body farm or body farm is we need a raise yeah it's where they so they lay out all these corpses in different different
01:20:57| methods like different ways and they see how the elements take care but like this they caught like Lloyd oh yeah and this is one of the UM is what's been a part is criminal oh yeah
01:21:12| yeah they want to see how decomposition works in different areas olegmon crimes essentially right but in this case like they had when a body dies the news that comes out of it like primordial ooze
01:21:25| it's actually like really nutritious for plants by all these flowers and she said great any organs with melts goodness never let that disinfect area love it and look it's like very everyone loves
01:21:45| it and that's kinda like what you're talking with tighten flawlessly if you died like whatever is inside the bodies would actually become something else fully plants well that's just simple
01:21:58| math like it there's a lot of that leftover like I once got to eat it let's eat it this is delicious geremy and taking advantage it was there which touches on cannibalism and we did
01:22:12| talk about like if you could cut out my section of your flesh you sell it I think don't make it legal to sell pieces of your body unless it's legal but it's something so you're in yeah do have an
01:23:03| attractive a speed wave about you interesting on the process please I think I'm gonna give them like almost no credit for me in like the planet like like oh you this
01:23:26| thing is bigger sounds like my ex-wife photos but safely I've never married I've been listening with a lot of Joe Rogan podcast and Adam Carolla wonderful yeah he's talking about how he was
01:23:50| divorced and like fucking hates lawyers because like in a peaceful divorce she discipline fifty-fifty and that's the notion right sure the idea after well but he said like you know you should
01:24:03| leave your wife talk to somebody and says you know you could do much better or you don't want to get screwed up right you don't want that you I've been had indeed you X yeah so the lawyers
01:24:12| eventually take like more than like you you you pay out the third to your wife the dirt or a lawyer and keep it there yourself so it's like a major major loss so he was like real bitter was super
01:24:26| bitter about lawyers dude and shot these guys is awesome he was saying that there's people that like they was that there wasn't one wrestler who would do like naked hugs with some woman and like
01:24:38| that was the basis for their relationship naked hugs and when they I guess they divorced maybe they were married who knows he had to give over his
01:24:50| championship belt because some lawyer requested some ridiculous sum from him and it was the belt like it was like intended to be like to get him going and payoff money but I guess right back so
01:25:05| how would you feel like your prized position it's like you have to give up your computer it's like what she's not anything with it yeah come on my face exactly she's not a play but dude yeah
01:25:18| oh she's late here what is it watch your back like a backwards driver I got ya I thought wasn't really a super boss unless now we're gonna run in like four years ain't
01:25:36| most of these things did you shoot them in the head it's not even like there's something in here just like Borderlands you had to independent of like areas you're supposed to shoot me wet right
01:25:56| this place is cool it's a little bit like a secret laboratory big deal there's no floor on foot I can't even walk through again your own shield you can't walk through your own shield well
01:26:33| that's the one thing is I need I have a mouse that has a ridiculous number of keys but I don't want to find it down to it inside you like there's literally there's 12 keys on this goddamn Mouse on
01:26:44| the side those are all keys so it's like it's like I'll never find the key I wanna push I might as well have it on the keyboard but now as you go where are we supposed to go oh yeah right there
01:27:09| well debating switching keys somehow using the actual program that comes with it so I can set punch to the one key I would actually use which one you have it on see ya I'm now I moved it to L I
01:27:23| moved it to eat eats I guess it's logical move it away from your main buttons right that's what I figured does it use like the activator so I will just call that well that's
01:27:35| what you see the accurate is the activator usually you're not doing it during times of chaos you never might as well all these four are so yeah this is cool we did not
01:28:29| capitalize the pander where do I revive you you can I guess I'll just move I wait in it that's great what happens as I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to move at all I knock you I'll put them on
01:28:54| my wall so you can't walk the right thanks driver seat I'll pay you get fire you in really yeah you can find out oh I jumped out weird thing I really house you're
01:29:48| gonna have a bar no all the other buttons seem like they would destroy me oh I did your button there I was like John I like bb-8 you and there's always same thing your thing if you played
01:30:10| inside didn't you was one my favourite Haven I wanted to I never did nor did I never did that's like Reagan did you play great no it was a great VRA ID Oh No yeah great
01:30:25| you can it's like it's like a platformer Super Mario but you can reverse time this I think I think um inside is just the better what do harder harder did your vehicle
01:31:15| blow up no I got I got some pep left I got my vehicle went straight in the air and I was like a plant respond oh you might have to finish I don't know how this works
01:31:28| I did for you folks at home I was scurred well this is really our review of um just say to quite a team I'm giving it one out of 19 stars
01:31:55| Darren let me die like that I felt pretty powerful as I was backing up reversing not being able to fire tank what the hell why wouldn't it be is like a stupid fire but make it make it simply
01:32:06| a different vehicle I'll make it a tank it's gonna do that I think they're really setting get fired whoever did cover designed the thanks you get I hope he can't be his kids for
01:32:16| six weeks so they die they'll get a severance and make more than I do in the company probably not in destiny to their did this review comes out rain means one word right good good old basic skills
01:33:00| and time do you think you'll respect the game though that that's it's that old because the graphics become so dated and everything that's true most games I probably wouldn't play right all the sim
01:33:12| games like super power some city probably crap right it's hard to go like I couldn't tell my kid right now be like hey go play Mario you'll love it it was like so classic it's like he's like
01:33:24| Zelda or like do you play D Park no I never play theme park so rollercoaster tycoon they did I did that one I think would hold up actually I feel like it wouldn't
01:33:38| because I think they have rollercoaster games in hell I don't know that they do I don't know they do that to be able concerting now it's a newish people in the comments
01:33:48| have to full simcoe's here at the openers it's all about you and you watching us play destiny for a while we are not vain in any ways guide you through the first or second planet we
01:34:06| don't remember which one second that guy has a stupid shoulder shield thing I don't know stupid it is stupid we should just roasted this game the whole time we're playing it even if we like that I
01:34:20| think we could've roasted her pretty well she's got something underwater mines on her shoulder you know the ones that go home they're tied to a team oh yeah whoa my man just slammed his fist
01:34:40| because he's dead I wish you can select armor that has a bigger shoulder she only you know we should hit him you were lying causing you to be a hunchback darker
01:35:00| eyeshadow well um if you guys went to try this at home yeah highly recommend you just send us the money and we'll people that he would have to pay me a lot little the : colon
01:35:23| or bluff like the girl with like yeah I'll be a girl $4,000 my eyelash sounds like just one yeah do it is what the jump yeah dance world looks really badass but the good in credit and they
01:35:45| love rain effects no one loves rain effects this lunch it's like it's raining on every planet or snowing yeah I hear ya time to wrap this one up folks I think I think I did better but I
01:36:00| think we learned a lot about our soul look at the stats it's good open character go to Klan and we're gonna click on on andranik and then remove from Klan invite to another clan she
01:36:25| could reject with invites of our clan what yeah where's mine oh it's trying to find out what my emoji buttons work Thompson arrow keys are they oh really well giving you the slow clap dude dance
01:36:49| moves we have a deal on giving it's blowing rock jack this kingdom rock if you're watching this podcast you're a loser you're no good you'll never amount to anything here an idiot
01:37:04| we hate level 12 bitch I wish he did but he thinks he's our friend a Nimrod your home on your name implies it all my friend that immersive experience Nimrod are sir
01:37:22| you feel the immersion yeah dance with this well this is good a spot as any to rap it off yeah it's good WWF haters icon or go to it here just go to folks just go to it's in like a disappear it
01:37:50| like I'm not lame of this crap down here - I know he's leading us into a trap then wrong move you know you know what's up Oh that guy's names this guy's different
01:38:07| name huh oh you know what this might be a mini-boss oh gollu my friend there's Nimrod let meet it he's gonna help us I wonder if this doesn't allow you to have non fire team members in it
01:38:25| oh okay due to slight right knocks it's where is that dude who is named hide behind my shield around this no I haven't seen it it was a fluke
01:39:16| Oh Gooden didn't intend to get involved in a five-day admission oh we did huh but someone in this game that I think that's supposed to distract you thank those
01:39:43| shit there's a name guy big guy just got you yeah which as my special down trying to keep yeah beauty ever two people teamwork baby whoo you die Johnny
01:40:16| doctor I got oh I thought he's dead think that ran out of bullets of course Oh fine holy Sh I didn't realize we were pretty much there another guy that's going on here yeah it's just a night oh
01:40:39| it's good three other guy freeze oh that's topology Toby story oh yeah you know a quick shoutout Nomad being friend of a podcast he lives on some blue trail and I like it
01:41:41| Nimrod better name except for trying to find a home yeah read a Nimrod well um maybe survive three times but this is the fourth time I do have to pee this time stuff alright good sorry guys dance
01:42:21| happily do like if you see we like it a lot hit that like button hit subscribe hit give all our money it give up all my family hit quit my job
01:42:33| hit hit that join the under army you're already on the watchlist for watching this so let's keep going they're watching you while you're watching us like like this you're like a
01:42:51| lot you can't just stop it while we're doing this kinda no I can't
00:00:19| should do well someone taken charge finally yeah someone had to do it I'm the type B leader if there's no primary leader I'm a secondary that's what I like to say I'm kind of an H leader HIV
00:00:39| I'm a very positive guy focus anyone listening to the podcast just a quick disclaimer these are not the opinions that's not even the video game we're playing they're all they don't reflect
00:00:55| our employers our employees our spouses our spouse's spouses or anyone we've ever met so yep it's all fiction airing right finner better way yeah fix fix delusional now real quick for the
00:01:09| episode which which plane is mine you're the rear I think thought so I think we're both the same of looking at mine and let me eat yours we're both the rear yeah we're both in the same plane I
00:01:24| don't know who's following us but this [Laughter] large amount of people spawning in one spot yeah is armored though in the long sexy lever II where there's a hawthorn
00:01:37| person that you get shake up top one up top all right unpaid Roos Clin banner hair anyway folks if you haven't noticed we're playing a bit of a game here bullshit
00:01:48| so like this banner terrible ruin the pink thanks for the banner I guess acquired funds make terrible don't you start us off with a purple banner yeah I think it could inspire
00:02:06| people did to be badass need them than us here we are in varmint why tell everyone at home what's going on today well I think we're gonna go to a new planet we just started playing this
00:02:20| game try something a little fresh what's the game called destiny - that's right for PC folks for PC event politically correct that's the only way we'll play this game it looks beautiful honestly it
00:02:33| looks that background there's like a Death Star oh wait no this is one game it's a traveler there's a piece as a Char Char Char Char it's this game folks
00:02:44| check my screen and you'll see what really happens with real men doing games uh score goals if you serve about 300 you get little tiny pirates I just scored
00:02:55| one you score three you get something else you don't get anything you get the amusement of failing at lights see that would be a cool plant thing yeah I wish I was a banner where you get a different
00:03:07| stage look at that yeah can just like the stave go back go back go back think so one can you you're gonna normal stage wow they really do think of everything in this game that's awesome
00:03:25| yeah me too Chloe yeah whoa wait there are no it's a they were unlocked oh you wanna see what they are yeah additional glimmer okay and grambler increase public event rewards no how do
00:03:39| you get the location wait tell me how you get there look guys on panders we don't and aaron earhooks we're not gonna pay enemies since we're all about the Cabal I think that's the
00:04:00| Middle East right now speaking of the Middle East we are term terribly sorry for the events that have happened that terribly everyone who passed for the past thousand years just a hump Anders
00:04:13| dance we just want to make we as human beings since we're all capable of the same things we're capable is good and the emotion right emotion I think we are okay so I think we're gonna
00:04:25| on here gonna shift over okay let's do it I'm ready are you guys at home yeah we're right now we're at the farm we've already been to earth crucibles
00:04:33| multiplayer which we're gonna go Titan which I hope Nick has uh he just scored patch it up pretty good folks clay it wasn't pretty cool for the folks at home ah this game it's very Borderlands meets
00:04:56| halo I guess the best you know but I would call it Borderlands without humor speeding remarks from Camp Anders it's like more Lance's younger brother right gay I guess maybe that would be the
00:05:12| middle child they're usually pretty boring and we're we're not gonna isolate them a lot majority of our middle children are pretty rare middle children are rare hmm what'd they say Oh what are
00:05:27| we going by the way new planet yep new planet you've been here folks a lot of water turn off it turn it okay head annoying chat with a photo of the video game on Twitter on solidus
00:05:50| toggle crouch ask but no slap and I'd be like whoa like Solid Snake's exact solid this type of crouch yeah yeah as buckaroo crushed yeah I know that's a mining paper so mine too is I
00:06:06| can't even remember that the video game tongue twister folks you don't get that anywhere else but here so I don't know where they hope it I kind of remember this a little bit if
00:06:16| anything will screws up its unhand your games cause all I'm gonna fall off just learn to get hit by that I want you to get hit by that go little water effects they're so good
00:06:36| yeah I like it's a ripoff that movie that sucked that was I think we mentioned water warmth or kind of like that movie ages I guess you he bounces yeah it's pretty
00:06:54| awful no oh my god I forget that movie is very sci-fi you probably never watched it you know as a movie I guess doom was a movie in a video game but doesn't count
00:07:05| and then dunno dude okay now I do just the Zune up water on it Oh has sand but then I would go really this person this is great this is great I can't get in there because there's
00:07:18| something blocking a door you have to shoot down the way up before you get it I just did with my powers you don't past your powers of bullets now I usually am a light on the meet I have a vicious
00:07:32| melee attack now Japanese smokes our smile through the leaves the weather changes money gonna be incredibly happy I feel like I'm reborn really yeah but last week I was sick and weather was hot
00:07:47| so terrible but now it's for you so smirking so no I don't really I've just been on a nice roll folks if you notice when Dan's doing good don't feel like I am you're on the opposite
00:08:04| end spectrum we just know know from you has nothing to do with the world as I renew with you connected somehow this guys getting lucky I'm just in the cold when he's having a great time I'm
00:08:16| just felt all bad that's true take the wrong place to live it yeah here we are runners relationship filled with quotes like thing yeah this is another race it called the fall all
00:08:33| right something else no that's the name of that the unit there called something I've really I should probably not call that never really escape hi no that's nothing
00:08:45| I like cool it's like might be dive hell sanema that movie's gonna drive me nuts if I can even bother Nate hi you know that movie where they had a bookcase where
00:09:08| they manipulated gravity or sent a message yeah it's like my kind of Hank yeah yep you know oh god damn it you know what I so happy eyes round the edge beautiful feel so much better
00:09:35| yeah movie oh it's kind of bother me now this is gonna bother me now it was just in theaters anyone morning yeah it's like I promised like last sci-fi movie I saw that we advertise have you seen a
00:09:55| Riley now I did not say rival uh language really popped my phone out check it no no we can't um has to do with time gravity method time he told earnest
00:10:14| granddaughter no their granddaughters older than him nobody broke everybody says all right all right all right to the big l-shaped thing or the I shaped thing or the X what is it what Leonard I
00:10:30| always think it was one letter that just kind of wanders around here and so in know how is it we're gonna have to come back with this one what's your smarter smile gets burgers
00:10:48| my yeah so went to a wedding I have my new phone fix it was the greatest thing that's ever happened to me in my life yeah I love my life
00:10:55| or I get everything but it doesn't have a headphone slot right fine design it the way the the iPhone or whatever they don't do three three point five millimeter jacks which is I think it's
00:11:12| lazy I guess they figured they save themselves three point five millimeters and and it's whatever animal and more and more people they also I think can Apple anybody over for advice in your
00:11:24| project head I could use to yeah but Apple sells Bluetooth headphones now it has money and beats wireless so pretty sure they just really wanted to feed their own market like you don't I
00:11:37| mean so if you cut out the headphone jack and everyone uses your phone what do they have to do bluetooth headphone and buy your headphones right yeah so it's kind of a loop well anyway to pick
00:11:49| someone without it and uh what they did in food is something that hatches into the USB C port and it turns into an adapter for those public art though you've got forty full I went to a hotel
00:12:03| and I I had something happen to that never happen tonight partly you don't want to venture guess you didn't have a headset no no I brought like like real headphone bluetooth headphones anytime I
00:12:17| go away I bring like every head bowed I own no I had five hours of free time who don't wanted to talk to me you know where I could be I used Hotel Wi-Fi oh look at pornography I sure did not just
00:12:35| once but uh I went for a run in the mountain air I felt more alive than I've ever felt at one point I was bored with my free time I thought this is great this is like at night I went to bed
00:12:49| listening to music with my adaptor and everything and wouldn't you know it folks I left my real headphones $140 I've had for over a year and my adopter and they would tell
00:13:01| that's it my smart mom they're gone forever headphones I've had forever and an adapter the only thing that connects me to the 3.5 millimeter world so fun one fell swoop Wow oh wait did I tell
00:13:14| you I get a phone call from house services that they found it it is my smile and she said I said I'm cool can you like how does this work right the sends one to pick it up
00:13:25| because it's an hour and a half away you mail it I'll pay the mailing fee and she's like oh you didn't mail and I said perfect she said but it's a minimum recharging $8.00 I was like oh it's like
00:13:35| it's gonna cost you like a dolly 0 80 there 18 18 okay that's like it was like I was like it's gonna cost you like $2 away they don't weigh anything she's like I'm sorry sir so here I am pay me
00:13:52| $1 my own head that's my Sparkle I will devote I think everyone has that experience have how many things have you lots of in hotels over the years not almost not my
00:14:05| shoulder each area that yes I always grab the headphones I always grab all that bright so man if these guys don't even know who they are I'm not home here some of these guys
00:14:24| have explosive stuff on their head oh really that's what I'm supposed to all over their face dude so how's your family so I react to this shit oh no I see so
00:15:03| you have to listen through the whole thing okay it might be sure all right so my hotel finger playing games oh my god anyway I've lost my stuff sorry both playing video and that's what your head
00:15:17| focused yes so imagine that scientists created you they made a clone of you and it is your age and it's female yeah and it has exactly like your mannerisms your brain oh there's no I'm doing it no I
00:15:36| didn't finish know that so you naturally being narcissistic not if that leaves my sister or brother it's really me yeah and this is the first time you're having relations with it hi Wow I didn't know I
00:15:59| went ahead with it you want it to look you're already there now what what do you do what do you say to yourself the first time you're making love to yourself that you either you know
00:16:12| comfort yeah the other person because you like it's awkward or Haeckel because you know that it's you I see something like here's Johnny but I change it so that's our name here's me here's us I
00:16:34| might say uh god I'm beautiful and then do it and yeah this too specific to you distracted by the game because I feel like he got Jesus no I um well I feel like the female you
00:16:51| would be like you gonna wait getting to work here cuz I'm gonna gain oh great thank you area yeah you're shielding your sister brother
00:17:09| your clones sister um no I'm trying to give the audience something really good something juicy but I'm just like and I don't think I would do a good he knows you're already doing it that's not a
00:17:26| question the question is like how would you react to yourself most awkward situations or the right I see you were good and I laid a cigarette or the other one you know they would lay there that
00:17:42| just sounds like it's a tacky drama I agree but that that's black you know I can't be anything really cool right the second it was good to built um there is
00:17:59| something about this game as you'll notice in have played before going like twenty minutes a couple hours or three minutes 30 minutes but there's something about this game that naturally flows
00:18:13| when you never get lost you know where you're supposed to go you know how to fight for Panama they do have continuous guys that pop up and you're always like drawings or stuff right I mean I
00:18:23| actually admired that sort of thing re it's a video game fluid right it's a good video game saw it out if it's over hey you know what's up people made this you
00:18:44| every time I go to the edge of my spear reasons instability housing problem you got a remedy mmm a lot of stuff coming out of there is there goddamn someone killing time
00:19:00| for special why doesn't fly guy aha this is such bullshit there's no padding you know is praising this game for how it created it's awful stupid please it where are you it you die I fell and I
00:19:21| couldn't get up is my idiot wasn't grabbing ledges goes first in the field I do well no no how about this let's say you have the ability someone of Genie or
00:19:41| whatever branch you it says hey you can have any magic ability you'll have it for life do you want it yeah magic wanna tell or I wanna shoot beams out of my eyes what about you probably gonna want
00:19:55| the paddle right what the fuck are you going maybe did we ever try to talk anyway I'm not done anyway whoever he says you can have a power or not some of you have to have a personal life you can
00:20:11| read over everyone says yeah because it's stupid not to but can anyone imagine a scenario where the world doesn't find out and it doesn't end badly for you
00:20:20| the world doesn't find out that you have a special ability yeah like if you can teleport it's only a matter of time I'll catch you all cameras on where you want to use it to make plenty right at that
00:20:32| point isn't it a matter of time before science or religion or someone once you've dead or wants to use you look you know to be yeah or can imagine a scenario where you're the only one in
00:20:43| the entire universe who can do something and people are like let them have it that is cool it's like no one ever would let you let you be it would almost end badly no matter what I heard like a joke
00:20:57| but the part of it was a psych whenever you reach into your pocket you always have exact amount of money you need I did hear this word on reddit joke I forget how it goes but I feel like that
00:21:09| would let you live life however you felt like you do too but no one would ever question it because it's coming from like your pocket and you'd be like boom and it'd
00:21:18| be like small amounts so like right like $480,000 yeah but that's not what you would ask a genie for no I'm saying now oh right you would have to fly or something yeah some ridiculous because
00:21:30| you know your TV for power would like to always be happy like it said that or would wonderfully but what if you have a wife or whatever and I just let you handed to you like drugs like these are
00:21:47| pills thank you maybe be like all this be continuously happy and your wife and kid everything and the kid dies or something and she's like and she's crying terribly or like you want with
00:22:05| this shoot shoot like she would yeah I don't think she would be happy Thursday I think it is Thursday there's there's back you talk about video games I've never played another one this
00:22:36| what's WASD keybindings easier mm-hmm it's like did the tutorial tells you that tilde is change weapons joke I felt out did that was did you let's go down there I don't like doing
00:22:59| I'm going this way only backwards all right you stay down there right some half closer some told to probably heading back into this thing right yeah can imagine we're not it's
00:23:12| glowing green did you into like did you have a computer growing up yeah we had a IV n something did you have any tips on that like the monkey throw thing or the
00:23:25| planet or but he actually forgot about the monkey throw cuz I thought that was actually a really cool angle gate yeah yeah and it would explode the banana over the city yeah yeah
00:23:38| should you guys haven't hurdle for the angles to what good all internal computer class maybe you don't call it put angles to move it know what I think so actually it's weird to the stuff to
00:23:52| people like I kind of remember that now hey do you think of it does that make you dumber butchers remember that I don't remember but they had like these like pac-man type things that would like
00:24:06| like if you like six times six if you like 36 chanson like all freaking sort of path blasters was have another version try the math West yeah we played all these different types of games in
00:24:18| the computer lab already well um you know our high school this is people in counterstrike against counter-strike EverQuest I didn't I don't know that I played it request my laptop well here
00:24:35| here's something I want to say I think it's crazy bit um wing computer nerds have to live with the stigma they do that they get more eat well and some people say like it's not true but really
00:24:49| have you ever seen a kid with like a Tetris thing in his pocket and the girls aren't crawling all over his body it's like it's disgusting like and then if you're a big video guy like how do
00:25:00| you know a girl isn't in you for your high school and she likes you it's kind of a with a hard life to live was it aren't built that way I think they are they just in not sexist not
00:25:12| sexism but I feel like if they see a guy looking like speedrun mega man like that all over it but they can't not and it's like in the thin their body they can't fight it no I mean and people say it's
00:25:27| unfair of the girl but it's not fair of the guy cuz you know if you can trust her really is if you like me for me or my megaman i speedrun mario 2 right did she like me or tissue like what I do
00:25:39| I end up you know it's the same thing when I mentioned I have a youtube channel you're like I wish I didn't tell them I wish I could try relationship first and then let them know how many
00:25:52| hours of video do you have oh I got a big ol oh do you want to talk about Joe Rogan familiy Atrix yeah the humiliate Rick's I forget her name we're gonna mess it up but we don't say Charlene
00:26:20| Laurie oh no it's just see I can't even say it it's like being honest for the vodkas have you ever sent her money I forgot the last name can't write checks anymore it's good I think it's ER young
00:26:33| actually young is that too - Tobias yeah it was Siara see on learnin or something or it was a whatever anyway she's number seven twenty eight professional oh yeah it was
00:26:56| fascinating because it's a chick she young humiliates men for money yeah but she's not physically within the same space so she just sends them things that are like community she's never doesn't
00:27:08| meet them it's like it's like human a fetish which they like because it's their fetish - right there we go here we go it's all finally over so she initially
00:27:22| she how's that thing she started talking about how like she sends like on these well yeah the very first guy she got involved with was she was 18 and showing out chat
00:27:36| rooms etc a dart web whatever before before everything was popular but uh she's pretty jaded yeah but she had her first moon was she sent a man piss and the first one was personal his best-ever
00:27:54| even know how she got into this you must be related like whatever innovation was no it's me it means so much sense the world a perilous so she's one of those girls that sells her urine or feces or
00:28:06| fingernails her hair from a hairbrush she choke use an e she goes he does the whole thing that's a one-stop shop baby but I know she got her start in shipping and now she was living there like
00:28:22| overseas and she barely lets just she was bent over havoc tavern I'm and everything and default all these weirdos and creeps what I found it interesting about her was that she
00:28:31| didn't she's yeah like almost like yeah they want when you're in but I'm not gonna do that and they were like come on if you like sure 800 bucks they're like okay like
00:28:47| that's witty hundred dollars yeah under the door yeah I could just see them like that's the thing is like it I'm talking about like the package it's in like my hair
00:29:03| blood and like fingernails it's like he murdered somebody planted her her evidence everywhere even better that was the reason he staged murder scenes staged tumors do that what this webinar
00:29:17| is early not it I guess have good alibis really good out like it's wrong video whoever murdered this this man pooped in this woman and they missed a little bit yeah if that was one of my pranks in
00:29:35| college I took a PowerBar like one of the chocolate ones heated up and poured it into a turd I slam flashes on the seat no one would use that that toilet but I knew it was clean so I could use
00:29:46| it Oh however dude I literally I hit with some weird yeah and I never seen it before I was trying to throw what you're like and
00:29:55| through it our bar on the signals like what is going on everywhere but let's confuse about you a world general yeah I know that that chick was totally fine with like whatever fetish
00:30:06| she's like yeah I understand you looked it up but yeah was she attractive I imagine she was she was she is attractive now get think about it what I thought
00:30:22| she said was the weirdest thing but like was prophetic Jesus crazy no she's like the one guy who was a gay but he was straight or I heard us in video footage that she was
00:30:36| gay tour ex-boyfriends and her ex is a humiliation that is the fact that he mount yeah yeah I think and like some guys are like take my credit card use it wherever I think that was hilarious go
00:31:04| it's like you feel I see that Widow you're like come on hey and they call these men eight eggs see I did a little research by seeing a bunch of stickers Felicia Connecticut mentality right but
00:31:18| it's a screw that you make fun of them yeah like what did I just hear that oh look holy shit did you see this behind you I ran right by you're the decoy
00:31:37| they would have got you so I saved your life thank you you're wrong anyway it was really funny as she said something about the guy who was gay dated girls I just ex-girlfriend
00:31:53| to never find out he was gay so he would like to be home laughs now me yeah huh my ex-girlfriend I'm gay make them think I'm gay like that was his thing but like it was like weird because they were
00:32:05| girlfriends and he was akin to a girl who did anything for him like mm-hmm she was like yeah it was weird his sexuality was different from his fetish I was like what I was like oh yeah I did some of
00:32:18| them are like using a woman to prove out there yeah it's yeah it's like it was like they were ashamed of it but they wanted it yeah well weird well and they raised a good point like you know sex or
00:32:32| whatever and like afterwards like and then she's like that's like a normal reaction like if you wear like pantyhose and you want to have a bunch of condoms in your mouth and something else and
00:32:45| then like that's quite a quite a weight like you're unlike that you're like tripping acid whoa that was a crazy three yeah oh that other guy he's weird I think Joe Rogan used it he said he
00:33:16| said it's like when you're really pretty in your focus on just sex it's like you're on the you're in the back of the bus and then wind it supposed engines real loud and to try and tell the driver
00:33:26| where to go he's listening yeah and then you finally you finally you finally finally finish and you're the driver huh that's a good analogy are you okay there's the other thing he
00:33:45| said was that like as a woman like she had three relationships that were completely like normal she said like you know the serious serious boyfriend power I'm hating there yeah but like he's it
00:34:00| you know that's three difference between like a man and a woman like the boyfriends would be like oh that's okay you're making money and it's kind of geeky there's some people sure it guys
00:34:10| like me no water right but a woman would be like why are you yeah I just put a bunch of piss in jars all right saving it for later for when that's valuable man there's a real question so if you're
00:34:29| willing to debase yourself far enough there's like there's a craft for everything you think we the Amanar if you Dan get some money like really old that these guys who are like and uh
00:34:42| two men of thirty playing video games yeah and there's a podcast I wish out there that they're no they should pay my my Bitcoin wallet is b20 do they all start with beep I don't make that up
00:35:08| they're all what shot to 256 or something bunch of characters listen what's the deal so what's the Superman the guy who owns like like 5% of Bitcoin I don't know a newsroom I think he went
00:35:23| anonymous so that he was not all right Kathleen no one to lose who or what he is so happy like could eat someone said he cashed in all of us it would just destroy the
00:35:33| economy the Bitcoin on it for people like that it's about it's about furthering like an idea oh shit we just last one it would have told oh shit it
00:35:54| is folks this is the UM panderers here you're seeing a lot we're good don't tell me I have to run back to that stupid I shoot him here I don't think it was that far it's the one right over
00:36:08| there oh you're gonna try get over here no it was pretty far yeah I'm gonna hang back a lil in case you fall maybe this is going forwards I just got two keys no
00:36:20| it's not pretty sure that's where we just were we're gonna hang back to some cakes yo shout-out that's sweet ring effects though huh folks so the no it's I think it's going to the
00:36:34| other tower now okay so uh yeah the Bitcoin guy I don't know I mean if you start something in its questionable who owns it then maybe you go anonymous like this guy and then you let it take on its
00:36:52| life a life of its own oh yeah whoa yeah this way of course yeah somewhere else there's a lot of other wallets that like are spinning off Bitcoin that do it shittily cuz i guess they don't know how
00:37:20| to program I think that what are you talking about like um forget all of it it was recent that they lost like 30 million dollars because they had one programmer that was messing around
00:37:31| stealing pennies on the dollar like the minute the guy calls he made this a mistake and tried to correct it but he didn't know there is pandered and it's duck who's getting stuff let's see what
00:37:50| happens though well super mario baby platformer let's go huh not gonna run around where you are yes you do so I'm waiting on it bitch should pick the other class you
00:38:04| bastard good fire Catching Fire is what it is even slowly now I should help myself to see where I would spawn because yes we like to get that there wait way to run the wrong way almost
00:38:24| waiting and I ruined myself and dude that pumps nearly killing people I almost see I almost found it this way so I want to keep from no it's not see now this is not fair I was watching you
00:38:53| platform but you really were getting more practice than I yeah now much much sleeker that's all dude I get only I can respond Helen are you off the edge I'm gonna train jump to get you Oh get ready
00:39:21| [Music] I almost wanted to say don't but I want to see if it work oh man your leg baby I wonder where we have to start from this checkpoint well I think it's that last
00:39:39| one you did probably how many kills I have precision kills it's because I softened all your enemies wait where he literally started ahead where are we good more our checkpoint is too forward
00:39:50| get some uh Sheila get up there get up there you suffer Oh No on the edge couldn't give it go I'm still amazed that that was her full-time job
00:40:27| like her her parents thought she was getting she said four grand for one little poo oh yeah multiple times right that's ridiculous here here's the question what's the guy
00:40:41| dealing with that poop that's I don't know like okay hold on you appiy you can probably drink it you put it on there you're bathed in it a lot I almost I don't get that but like that's reason
00:40:56| reasonable that's not reasonable hold on but it makes more sense than we do little poo I don't know I don't know how is that section at all okay shit you can't do you think he ate
00:41:13| it no it's not I'm pretty sure do you think he worships it keeps it somewhere frozen store Sam why would you because that was the same guy has a repeat customer
00:41:26| he bought for granted three times sure so hold on so he did something that last three months [Music] eat it like a fudge brownie choose
00:41:51| reward oh nice no we pick their own names gauntlets gauntlet some chest armor wait hold it reload speed I'm getting the ballot mine it said it improves regeneration speed
00:42:15| of grenade melee and rift abilities that sounds very cool I did it cheering conductors don't like the name yeah by a based on the name that's what I need to do the feedback
00:42:29| fence I bought something over yeah I did that the first time - I bought I was like oh we're items oh I was just comparing anyone and I bought the exact same thing that I was dick went over my
00:42:46| character I don't even I should have checked my what my quips item was see he should have I should have thought that it through chuckling new things whatever I think there's a thing going on
00:43:06| probably bit whoa let's go not the door of the door yeah got a little word work securing so there's gonna be oh there they are it's gonna hide all right we're gonna
00:43:37| try to do a celebrity challenge Oh what the hell was that hold up hello I gotta give I be in a minute but yeah I want to call out that dude loose again yeah nice to people huh
00:43:54| my mouse were you at no I actually I heard that he was uh he was gonna be kind of oh man you got real bad guy too I guess we're all strong enough to be in this one hold on Paragon to save your
00:44:06| ass my ass I'll save your ass for you I respond all right my friend Paragon with yourself yeah which we challenged Louie CK and Sarah Michelle Gellar to do well I'd say that Louis UK backed out of some
00:44:25| of his public speaking things because did he apparently it's gonna come and say what's the exact story he beat all the girls wanted to probably he definitely liked mention this thing's us
00:44:36| and his skits like it's so his jokes were real no I like it mitts to it no weird should happen and you know I think he's passed it Louie CK see guys thank God he does this and I feel like Louis
00:44:56| CK's gonna handle it better than all the others oh you should I mean I give him the back credit I know you're saying like he's very off so that for gain but but in no oak may be funny if it was
00:45:15| like his like ex-wife it's like yeah I was so traumatic like having sex with guys palsy sorry Michelle Gellar though I had such a crush on her when I was ever did yeah
00:45:39| she looking Bobby is oh one of my first like double dates was with her no no it was yes I was like Italy me and like two brothers going out with three girls and we watched some movie that she makes
00:46:01| like food where her emotions get into the food oh it was the worst movie I think we all like sixth graders realized it was terrible was awful okay you come here get that am looking
00:46:19| at it on the I the side I your be the trash you like being underpowered you said it's scary guys can actually get your head Oh pretend pretend I'm a little too Serena I just ruined that
00:46:44| guy's day oh you're a dad I got me a baby I'll go save you and then they go I didn't realize you weren't a dude I think I don't think Sarah Michelle Gellar's a
00:46:56| gamer well I think she should play this is bullshit they should help us with a raid yeah louis c.k and Tamra shit going the challenges of actually help us play this
00:47:22| game because they're not they're not charitable paragon that's actually I am I'm here oh that's why and there's Lucy Kate look at that we're here right now little did
00:47:45| we realize that it would be friends we made on the way here's the chest earlier [Music] Lulu like a glimmer ghetto eyeball gonna eyeball to eyeball these you're standing
00:48:10| like oh god there's so many things I missed everything from God everything's dead where'd everything go the event end guess okay let's continue on I feel we were doing
00:48:32| oh all right here this won't you give me like for whatever cheaper but four minutes that's a while especially because we do you get anything from last it's true
00:48:50| these are other ones around here the other mission is like over yonder [Music] thieves actually we can do that really that's not my plate I was just trying to
00:49:34| help you vision the word it was pitfall it was like you're in cave yeah I know that is I didn't I didn't really play that I know what that is like battle to possible but be my plate that was really
00:49:50| cool would actually an impact of his class back to play that no I was like the future the weird hold on laughs by centuries surveyors dude you might help me out here coming
00:50:09| yep I know but guess what wait garbage hangs on the runway I just need to get up one one that seems like up there the games you played the most like Skyrim a later time I played Skyrim a lot doing
00:50:39| such a blank on like good games are full time ever get ready worm worms 3d but you said lemmings worms yeah I love lemon worms is awesome played worms 3d actually live in college
00:50:53| norms is like lemmings on steroids people yeah it's so much fun you're outside yeah they're at the mission started outside there's just people running around of a minute
00:51:12| EverQuest I played for years the same thing like clash of clans I can play clash of clans for years I did play that for years may still black shout-out everyone at plan get aligned but you
00:51:25| need a big Dookie appropriate but in that I fit it in it did you get that text from the other day yesterday video bullies mother yeah the back story is that like a woman
00:51:54| calls in saying that she wants to hook up with a guy she hooked up before but each give her the cold shoulder so she ends up calling him on a radio station to get him to fess up the white his side
00:52:06| seeing her anymore she's older and he's younger and it turns out that the mom had a son who is shitty and the only reason the guy slept with her to get back at the guy's shitty big
00:52:19| shit for it yeah some guys to bully like screw that guy screw the mom take pictures of it the mom didn't have any recourse at all it was her angle that's very high I don't know most of that
00:52:34| stuff staged be honest but it was the right thing pretty good stage yeah good acting here comes yo Rick Jim won't let me hang from a bar but yes let it take the heat
00:52:49| put my shield take all the heat dude Lucy take some heat pipe on this block yeah I'll save it I think you're suffering there a bottle o na na yeah they're dropping Mouse issued in Lucy
00:53:20| over nice punches yeah take a leg take your leg oh yeah stop freeze right yeah yeah and I think I was glitching on your
00:54:20| goddamn screen this is my dad's built our church mm-hmm did you anyway Corrections for anything didn't they pass up since oh boy oh boy I know there's a Christ follower of us I
00:54:45| am i said we bombed our enemies in South Korea miss Pina correct last episode apparently we bombed a lot of innocent people in Japan many years ago so I
00:55:00| don't apologize to pin the atomic bomb not a joke and I don't know why didn't happen although brings me to another significant times get into an NFL
00:55:14| building for this game we did yeah for computer and the girlfriend doesn't want to play it because some of the creatures look sexualized this is her words not mine
00:55:29| he's not allowed to play it at all what's real funny is she is attention pictures of herself dressed up as the dregs in this game Halloween costume no no like just it was even Halloween he
00:55:43| just family is like three months ago it's like her in a sexy your drag outfit and she's like mostly nude and it tasteless really I don't know he sounded big okay but we root for
00:55:56| you on turf down pat understand we know you'll get through it and maybe one day he'll get by the big boys shame that happens so often where you have a good friend and then they
00:56:16| date people on your ass how do we go they'll mock yet you think yeah apparently supposed to shoot the neck guess what I do pick up a scourge cannon oh he doesn't reason things it's
00:57:00| just available so would you rather have really really super long arms or super super long legs I'm talking like awkward long legs yeah everyone loves won't like a tall guy if
00:57:23| it's in like three feet by themselves or five feet by themselves and then the rest of your body regular I was listening to do get into some a bit okay yesterday about how they draw women and
00:57:36| like women are supposed to be like really tall and skinny you're actually fulfilling like a stick figure fantasy right I guess I mean I'm yeah I guess honestly women love ridiculous traits
00:57:54| about men like the taller you are the more attention you'll get hit by the correct sound right doesn't make much sense but I guess see how I look here just mute you stop you don't like it
00:58:57| because I love video games like breeze is it really pisses me off there's again guests at any time I'm in close combat cuz I cryed move the mouse a lot and it just hits the edges oh all
00:59:12| right well I just spawned me if you're hanging around with you around I already know where you are right now it's right behind you my dude shoot you in the back just show this guy okay well I didn't
00:59:24| think it was how I won't hurt her this garbage oh alright I just turned on like fullscreen again maybe that's gonna help no nothing
00:59:52| I think I slow down when they're around my shield we call duty every five minutes we don't but I feel like I want to you want you mother glory go back I was trying to explain this down like we
01:00:36| would be number one fill in a game a game where we didn't use bullets in call duty but you would think that it's not using that number one play like they're big boys knives and grenades there
01:00:50| uh-huh and made for everyone I don't like that you can't shoot while jumping if you have to fall and shoot there there's a perk for me that um I think I can I didn't buy it yet but
01:01:11| glide and jump ball I'll go ten rounds my heat say the words I'm thinkin because I'm gonna say up object dead guys are quick can they disappear and they kill you really
01:01:52| quickly cuz they have a shotgun shotguns alright what's up my controller every time I go off-screen it every time I go up screen and then shoot pops almost makes it worse keyboard like you can
01:02:17| hear me cuz I'm trying to get back on track yeah dude I just got awesome with those people again I'll revive it kill punch punch punch I'll get them yeah yes a little bit he disappeared and
01:02:44| this challenge is ended find the Fallen cache follow the dot I'll get it I think this is where I was heading before the two public events happen and what uh what a coincident good boys as I refer
01:03:06| to us as the unmanned air voice rip your head off well folks any comments in the bottom like to say you better than us at something I dare you to take a podcast
01:03:34| play it exactly Omar I just play within a window screen you would any troll friend no I'm trying to find the cache yeah there's probably to be a boss somewhere farther away than I thought
01:04:26| hey you already met oh that's building here yeah price your ways for you I think things are gonna make me fight in here well I can be there in one minute cuz that's what friends are for
01:04:57| [Music] come come up you do you get closer I know I just I was like should I stop and collect this al kind of like yeah that'll be fine he would appreciate it
01:05:13| oh you probably collected it to salvage it you find it home rails in that bad boy okay check this out it's like pretty sweet getaway see you later sucker and no I thought
01:05:57| there was like a wave coming out like we could hide in there but not too many games use water physics and like actual feeling of water right where it's hitting you in the face yeah that is
01:06:08| pretty cool but like actually like interacting with water red splashing all over you maybe you wet like maybe think of urine or girls here could you buy a girl
01:06:19| pushing you around like a woman does testing no I bet they did was what like watching them pee in a cup yeah they want like they buy p4 that is their freshness I think there has to be some
01:06:59| sort of rule how do you know he did the temperature thing like that they keep right and we're amount I think is important and that's a whole job 10 um maybe there isn't a timetable for urine
01:07:22| so that's why you can buy B and use it later you see you know folks feel like the people who would buy it are not smart enough to know that you can't do that so
01:07:33| maybe buddy mine used it in a strapped to his leg and there's nothing on the bathroom at work you're smart enough low why not well any figure taping it to his leg brought out to
01:07:54| encounter a pen yeah I mean his body temperature this his butt oh shit find us pretty much good right I there's no real game to it it's just you know respond to rapid fire maybe we got
01:08:38| whatever friend listen to something I made that up sure you make a better story than the transmission codes we finally got them [Music]
01:08:56| Harvey Weinstein is trying to search Li harass people like we found the codes to stop him for the record the offenders would stop Harvey one scene we can go in the pants and stop that we would how did
01:09:15| you fall off this guy yeah I took it round that is what this game is pretty good at there's so many different routes in places for religion means to pop out of that's it here transit transmat
01:09:48| the bad thing about this game is doing new friends just like doing this mission alone it's a boring you just kind of Jen they're showing up that's the one thing playing the game it's harder to drink
01:10:24| there's not a lot of those roles you can't pause you need to speed too often this case sorry game doing multi clickers like there's a keyboard thing that makes a Nicole well there's a
01:10:45| keyboard stop like if you hold it the elbow yet yeah and I the shift button the sticky stuff about that that's just it's just lat even want them there Call of Duty skills to constantly lagging
01:11:12| with you and Winnie colonists that what's the thing he sounds like big black yeah with the the big lips who like Tom I love white girls and young about dream yeah okay might nothing he
01:11:37| does do video games I'm pretty sure I've heard something the problem is I like that was the scene that I remember him problem I can't say on the podcast
01:11:46| his record for Drew and it's good film if it's like a first date or whatever didn't need it I feel no little feel doing a tester movie haha
01:11:58| Univision lose list that laughter sorry Jared Leto number four a drum really a panty-dropper you're looking egg a day you're gonna find nothing better you know what his name is
01:12:18| right the guy has a name of the credit he does yeah his name's Uncle Hank this is what he's doing like it has wonder if that has like a real connotation to that person's life well I well I want to know
01:12:35| why did he has a name at all like did you have other parts and they cut him out with Uncle Hank really involved this movie like way telling me has one line as one one just died he did a character
01:12:48| name and his some developers wife simulation is you gotta call them something that you just say like next day's quote like exit thing that you've about you can talk up that's so large or
01:13:10| so weird going on like spinning shotgun shell he's like hiding no yeah I know I say that that's use you hope it's just named Gino us blow us a sputum anyway on what would
01:13:47| you say about this game and pandered in recommend it do you like it's a good mindless mind right it's good it's not like in a chain of your life at all yeah there's nothing
01:14:00| special that's like does everything oh it's weird just like I played factorio before this game like two weeks ago and that drew me in but it was not that
01:14:11| entertaining like the final thing was just to go okay uh or I was still like it was still like it got me in a hook and I was on the hook for like a week playing the game this game not the
01:14:26| shooter destiny too but no no I think it's well done and everything Thanks compatibility everything except the windowed Mouse then you haven't gotten hooked into the loop payoff yet we grew
01:14:42| up in the first game it was supposed to be really really hard to get all the good stuff and the like taking more time to do something that's how hardcore gamers get into stuff right but I feel
01:14:56| like that the double-edged sword like there are some games works like this is going to be so hard for you and I'm like okay I'm out like no no wait you gotta get into it it's like yo my left
01:15:06| sorry that was it Liam request never bus was so realistically punishing that like it would take you 30 minutes to run somewhere you die corpse it fall in the ground and then you can t have to go
01:15:17| collect the gear from your corpse yeah surpri uh we see there's one more missions right riffing pulled up I guess they get utopia okay follow me let's go with a gel because I thought you were
01:15:40| down here but it was another guy named Ahab oh goodness and then you can be on the first another thing the public missions like they kind of make sense like draw people together but then you
01:16:03| feel so alone after everyone leaves you can see friends eat you in my life surrounded by people once I'm different and I like our work that's weird I like girls who like pizza and they don't have
01:16:22| to be in perfect physical condition I'm different whoa relations I get them all the time yeah sometimes everyone's favorite movie I just like it it's not my favorite he's
01:16:40| gonna be deep in mind that's what the ladies are saying because they know we played a video game [Music] I'm seeing what you don't get
01:17:08| cuz I'm like all these awards right did you get any - or betrayed this reason no none team leader warps that's my favorite bad guy in that school game Vivaldi yeah
01:17:27| because he crawls on the ground level weird up problem is it reminds me of vindaloo which i think is an Indian dish seems like there's an event happening somewhere we could leave the game in my
01:17:58| yeah didn't faculty was everyone's favorite level in the world of course what was the wait was the layout of faculty um it was like these started in the bathrooms and everything oh yeah oh
01:18:10| yeah facility Oh does he have any folks at home we used to do with proximity mines in there and then everyone unlimited ammo spawn in the family explode yeah it's going anywhere
01:18:27| we have was like this for the time that wasn't simple though I mean you had to Cody a high job like to be under bullets pretty blood coating wonder how many developers their lives online game
01:18:52| plants teams as far as I could see [Music] like how they jump into the scene to something stupid hmm I do like this setting anything like that
01:19:45| Elysium the game did you play on that type of ball - I did not think I might have bought that never actually really you know really check it out I recommend it it's a very good game it's it looks
01:20:03| like a regular action first-person shooter it ends up being much cooler if I make sense and there's a couple levels that are exactly like this I like abandoned I like what they just
01:20:14| don't be in kind of deal to that area it's kind of like a fire shocky like right machines took over the entire planet and then when machines finally failed and humans died away the plants
01:20:29| started taking back over I kind of feel it is because I think of it when this is at its heyday there was literally no plants anywhere as far as I can see and now it's like it died so plants coming
01:20:42| back and they're like it's ours again so there's you ever heard of a body farm or body farm is we need a raise yeah it's where they so they lay out all these corpses in different different
01:20:57| methods like different ways and they see how the elements take care but like this they caught like Lloyd oh yeah and this is one of the UM is what's been a part is criminal oh yeah
01:21:12| yeah they want to see how decomposition works in different areas olegmon crimes essentially right but in this case like they had when a body dies the news that comes out of it like primordial ooze
01:21:25| it's actually like really nutritious for plants by all these flowers and she said great any organs with melts goodness never let that disinfect area love it and look it's like very everyone loves
01:21:45| it and that's kinda like what you're talking with tighten flawlessly if you died like whatever is inside the bodies would actually become something else fully plants well that's just simple
01:21:58| math like it there's a lot of that leftover like I once got to eat it let's eat it this is delicious geremy and taking advantage it was there which touches on cannibalism and we did
01:22:12| talk about like if you could cut out my section of your flesh you sell it I think don't make it legal to sell pieces of your body unless it's legal but it's something so you're in yeah do have an
01:23:03| attractive a speed wave about you interesting on the process please I think I'm gonna give them like almost no credit for me in like the planet like like oh you this
01:23:26| thing is bigger sounds like my ex-wife photos but safely I've never married I've been listening with a lot of Joe Rogan podcast and Adam Carolla wonderful yeah he's talking about how he was
01:23:50| divorced and like fucking hates lawyers because like in a peaceful divorce she discipline fifty-fifty and that's the notion right sure the idea after well but he said like you know you should
01:24:03| leave your wife talk to somebody and says you know you could do much better or you don't want to get screwed up right you don't want that you I've been had indeed you X yeah so the lawyers
01:24:12| eventually take like more than like you you you pay out the third to your wife the dirt or a lawyer and keep it there yourself so it's like a major major loss so he was like real bitter was super
01:24:26| bitter about lawyers dude and shot these guys is awesome he was saying that there's people that like they was that there wasn't one wrestler who would do like naked hugs with some woman and like
01:24:38| that was the basis for their relationship naked hugs and when they I guess they divorced maybe they were married who knows he had to give over his
01:24:50| championship belt because some lawyer requested some ridiculous sum from him and it was the belt like it was like intended to be like to get him going and payoff money but I guess right back so
01:25:05| how would you feel like your prized position it's like you have to give up your computer it's like what she's not anything with it yeah come on my face exactly she's not a play but dude yeah
01:25:18| oh she's late here what is it watch your back like a backwards driver I got ya I thought wasn't really a super boss unless now we're gonna run in like four years ain't
01:25:36| most of these things did you shoot them in the head it's not even like there's something in here just like Borderlands you had to independent of like areas you're supposed to shoot me wet right
01:25:56| this place is cool it's a little bit like a secret laboratory big deal there's no floor on foot I can't even walk through again your own shield you can't walk through your own shield well
01:26:33| that's the one thing is I need I have a mouse that has a ridiculous number of keys but I don't want to find it down to it inside you like there's literally there's 12 keys on this goddamn Mouse on
01:26:44| the side those are all keys so it's like it's like I'll never find the key I wanna push I might as well have it on the keyboard but now as you go where are we supposed to go oh yeah right there
01:27:09| well debating switching keys somehow using the actual program that comes with it so I can set punch to the one key I would actually use which one you have it on see ya I'm now I moved it to L I
01:27:23| moved it to eat eats I guess it's logical move it away from your main buttons right that's what I figured does it use like the activator so I will just call that well that's
01:27:35| what you see the accurate is the activator usually you're not doing it during times of chaos you never might as well all these four are so yeah this is cool we did not
01:28:29| capitalize the pander where do I revive you you can I guess I'll just move I wait in it that's great what happens as I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to move at all I knock you I'll put them on
01:28:54| my wall so you can't walk the right thanks driver seat I'll pay you get fire you in really yeah you can find out oh I jumped out weird thing I really house you're
01:29:48| gonna have a bar no all the other buttons seem like they would destroy me oh I did your button there I was like John I like bb-8 you and there's always same thing your thing if you played
01:30:10| inside didn't you was one my favourite Haven I wanted to I never did nor did I never did that's like Reagan did you play great no it was a great VRA ID Oh No yeah great
01:30:25| you can it's like it's like a platformer Super Mario but you can reverse time this I think I think um inside is just the better what do harder harder did your vehicle
01:31:15| blow up no I got I got some pep left I got my vehicle went straight in the air and I was like a plant respond oh you might have to finish I don't know how this works
01:31:28| I did for you folks at home I was scurred well this is really our review of um just say to quite a team I'm giving it one out of 19 stars
01:31:55| Darren let me die like that I felt pretty powerful as I was backing up reversing not being able to fire tank what the hell why wouldn't it be is like a stupid fire but make it make it simply
01:32:06| a different vehicle I'll make it a tank it's gonna do that I think they're really setting get fired whoever did cover designed the thanks you get I hope he can't be his kids for
01:32:16| six weeks so they die they'll get a severance and make more than I do in the company probably not in destiny to their did this review comes out rain means one word right good good old basic skills
01:33:00| and time do you think you'll respect the game though that that's it's that old because the graphics become so dated and everything that's true most games I probably wouldn't play right all the sim
01:33:12| games like super power some city probably crap right it's hard to go like I couldn't tell my kid right now be like hey go play Mario you'll love it it was like so classic it's like he's like
01:33:24| Zelda or like do you play D Park no I never play theme park so rollercoaster tycoon they did I did that one I think would hold up actually I feel like it wouldn't
01:33:38| because I think they have rollercoaster games in hell I don't know that they do I don't know they do that to be able concerting now it's a newish people in the comments
01:33:48| have to full simcoe's here at the openers it's all about you and you watching us play destiny for a while we are not vain in any ways guide you through the first or second planet we
01:34:06| don't remember which one second that guy has a stupid shoulder shield thing I don't know stupid it is stupid we should just roasted this game the whole time we're playing it even if we like that I
01:34:20| think we could've roasted her pretty well she's got something underwater mines on her shoulder you know the ones that go home they're tied to a team oh yeah whoa my man just slammed his fist
01:34:40| because he's dead I wish you can select armor that has a bigger shoulder she only you know we should hit him you were lying causing you to be a hunchback darker
01:35:00| eyeshadow well um if you guys went to try this at home yeah highly recommend you just send us the money and we'll people that he would have to pay me a lot little the : colon
01:35:23| or bluff like the girl with like yeah I'll be a girl $4,000 my eyelash sounds like just one yeah do it is what the jump yeah dance world looks really badass but the good in credit and they
01:35:45| love rain effects no one loves rain effects this lunch it's like it's raining on every planet or snowing yeah I hear ya time to wrap this one up folks I think I think I did better but I
01:36:00| think we learned a lot about our soul look at the stats it's good open character go to Klan and we're gonna click on on andranik and then remove from Klan invite to another clan she
01:36:25| could reject with invites of our clan what yeah where's mine oh it's trying to find out what my emoji buttons work Thompson arrow keys are they oh really well giving you the slow clap dude dance
01:36:49| moves we have a deal on giving it's blowing rock jack this kingdom rock if you're watching this podcast you're a loser you're no good you'll never amount to anything here an idiot
01:37:04| we hate level 12 bitch I wish he did but he thinks he's our friend a Nimrod your home on your name implies it all my friend that immersive experience Nimrod are sir
01:37:22| you feel the immersion yeah dance with this well this is good a spot as any to rap it off yeah it's good WWF haters icon or go to it here just go to folks just go to it's in like a disappear it
01:37:50| like I'm not lame of this crap down here - I know he's leading us into a trap then wrong move you know you know what's up Oh that guy's names this guy's different
01:38:07| name huh oh you know what this might be a mini-boss oh gollu my friend there's Nimrod let meet it he's gonna help us I wonder if this doesn't allow you to have non fire team members in it
01:38:25| oh okay due to slight right knocks it's where is that dude who is named hide behind my shield around this no I haven't seen it it was a fluke
01:39:16| Oh Gooden didn't intend to get involved in a five-day admission oh we did huh but someone in this game that I think that's supposed to distract you thank those
01:39:43| shit there's a name guy big guy just got you yeah which as my special down trying to keep yeah beauty ever two people teamwork baby whoo you die Johnny
01:40:16| doctor I got oh I thought he's dead think that ran out of bullets of course Oh fine holy Sh I didn't realize we were pretty much there another guy that's going on here yeah it's just a night oh
01:40:39| it's good three other guy freeze oh that's topology Toby story oh yeah you know a quick shoutout Nomad being friend of a podcast he lives on some blue trail and I like it
01:41:41| Nimrod better name except for trying to find a home yeah read a Nimrod well um maybe survive three times but this is the fourth time I do have to pee this time stuff alright good sorry guys dance
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