Transcript of Episode 18 - Destiny 2 Beat Emperor Calus Ending
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00:00:00| then I'm Nick folks pardon pardon us we need to take sips of our beverages we suggest that you two if you're over the age of 21 take sips of beverages and be over the 21 to listen to and participate
00:00:15| in our whatever this is called so we're just popped in my head I think it's a cloaca what what is the I think you know what that is it's not like some kind of like bird sex organ I think it
00:00:26| is folks instead of a you coughing up your esophagus I was thinking you were coughing out your cloaca I was people call that a bird world so we're playing destiny to hear destiny - second episode
00:00:43| check out the first one if you haven't me see what it's really super exciting yeah we didn't have a good time playing that we did we did even though I hated the game I gave it I believe one and a
00:00:55| half stars out of ten but a good one and a half stars at ten oh I'm starting to enjoy it more and more because I finished with my other character and the end game is better than I thought more
00:01:06| entertaining and more stimulating which is I always see it mauritania you go this guy needs it was that sort no it was just a melee but it was badass folks for those at home everything we say here
00:01:26| are not express written consent opinions or even the opinions of our employers or anyone that can get us in trouble closer to related unclose Lee related proxxon closely approximation
00:01:39| none of it folks not really or something being gone over to where the mission starts because we finished Nasus which is a planet and has some missions on it which would have been
00:01:51| boring I think and IO which I don't remember what it was probably also boring fairly yeah because the story actually this place had a sweet mission didn't we do this mission I don't think
00:02:04| we did this mission okay we've to steal a ship that's I think on top of that the thing up there thing might be chill actually I think we steal that later
00:02:16| and then the ambien you take the whole mission it's gonna take about an hour I think I did this two nights ago all right I'm sorry shoot that these guys just being a jerk
00:02:27| hey guys yeah you're all under leveled for this you're 19 yeah and a half actually like 9/10 really about to do it yeah you're close did you check out that uh Joe Rogan
00:02:43| podcast well new or fourteen I was extremely busy today at spot a joke or an exaggeration even on the drive home yeah I drove my father home you didn't hit anybody did you
00:02:57| slow Buffett no no I was very calm cool and collected I always loved that guy that like accelerates past you like you've been holding a mine in and then getting stuck
00:03:09| at the light yeah anyway there's nowhere to go it's like you didn't get any farther bud the almighty is a ship do I pick the right guy
00:03:22| I'm the Titan guy right not very buff I thought Titan said buffer if I can do this yeah I got man I don't repeat this mission and not get the credit for it hibernate you sure didn't do this got a
00:03:43| bright end Graham what from what just walking around being being good at this game hey you be credit huh no wonder I haven't gotten any credit yet I don't know how the like killing a
00:03:55| guy like if someone gets the final killer they get points and then you get a better stuff or is it just I don't know if it's all split that's like I imagine there's a as long as both
00:04:04| parties damage then there's a split I'm guessing but I made that up so there used to be in EverQuest like the final hit was the one that got all the cried that was the kill right to the
00:04:16| everybody's kill a marine for that final hit yeah it was great though when you had like one boss that had like the best items dropped and then everyone run in at the very last second because
00:04:29| that's what friends I do like heroic events public events here as you say as long as you get one bullet if it counts so like if there's one running out there's like 10 seconds
00:04:45| left I always try to fire one shot and then it triggers and then I get the chest thanks guys truly a hero of the times I'm also uh podcasting webcasting vid casting whatever you wanna call this
00:04:59| on a new microphone sexual healthy micro that's why he sounds so good yeah I got a little boom I stand I guess you call it and then a pop filter ten dollars please
00:05:10| you're laying the boob won this upstate oh yeah solid boom can't go through that you make your money more than I've already I don't no way around it keep punching you until you die hell yes sir
00:05:30| I fall down that here's eyeball yeah let's give them the eye business give them the brown eye hey guys belong that man that hurt you been I think there's a console or
00:05:46| something years visiting on and look at the Irish just outside what is this piece of garbage doing here so what we do is when we do finish this there's something called strikes that
00:06:04| open they might already be open and then there's raids once you hit power losses your back yeah I could jump down her new listing yeah odd it's like yeah there's nine so I thought he was a chef and
00:06:22| maybe he worked here so I was letting them eat alive but you gonna make me sound it's not yeah there's the dog that's just a console over there yes I look a couple old gentleman coming are
00:06:33| left rolling around I hide them I hope we never go to war with an interstellar alien because you don't want some of the answers to be ant to be what they're hamsters
00:06:48| well the hamsters yeah that's a little concerning oh I heard today that like the only there's possible life on Earth that's not from here and they suppose that it's actually vomit huh in comets
00:07:04| yeah they said that it might actually be like mushrooms with fungus and stuff because they like a unique or drug your distinct yeah and then also their psychedelic for some reason it's
00:07:15| connecting us with a you're just doing heavy stuff yeah I think they'd be stuff come on a lot of crap here and watch all these pieces hi Steve really beautiful feels good this is the most rewarding
00:07:33| part of my day come on or even you yeah so friends are for I was like five guys recently phone recently told me the name of that show is that because they're friends oh good
00:07:53| did you tell them oh it's it's genius friends in general and they are the friends and you make friends while watching the show huh yeah Oh watch your back I do kind of a gadget right we're
00:08:11| friends I hope someone's back there oh it's you thanks I do kind of wish that um that College continued because I feel like if you're in the city and there's like a
00:08:22| whole bunch of young people that it feels like College still yeah that's probably why people do that I blame them yeah I mean they live until they're 35 to realize the big problem yeah I mean
00:08:36| it really is anyone mind a bowl because once kids in one neighborhood kids shit you fall off Opie fell out oh you did he goes I was and then I am is my ball there's a donate console being
00:08:52| go system there you go I'm hijacking a ship with a little panel on the outside it's really intense hey i jegg ships those clunky codes easily protect I don't even care yeah right
00:09:08| we'll just hijack another one who cares good gives me time to drink my beer yeah that the episode I told you to listen to commander commander Hadfield of the ISS you went there three times he's talking
00:09:32| about how it feels to go through a launch oh that's pretty badass yeah he said you pull like three or four G's depending on the vehicle and then it's like very not vibrant like vibrations so
00:09:50| it's it's like a rough roller coaster in the beginning and then it gets kind of like soft and as you get out of out of the air atmosphere not borderlines regular painful sorry yeah he said if
00:10:02| things go wrong there like on re-entry you can pull like nine GS and that's like you weigh you know a few hundred pounds you weigh like 1,800 pounds yes that's pretty ridiculous that would be a
00:10:13| lot of people well he said like in a car accident you can pull that and you're sitting in a not so great position true but on the when he's landing you're actually like laying in a position
00:10:26| that's really helpful for pulling 9 G's he make sense if that happens if that Oh I usually special thought I had to give him a show what's your special I've been seeing that for a while in a minute I've
00:10:42| had it I've just waited for something cool to happen Oh Dan I forgot I changed my uh you went to the stupid one who Zoey I assume it's been a special video I got longer okay I am yeah he's talking
00:10:58| about that and then also like when he land your body is not used to gravity right yes he was saying that your first inclination from being disoriented like that is that your body
00:11:12| thinks you have a poison inside of you like you've eaten something bad and it makes you want to throw up and then also go to sleep because it wants to shut down your metabolism figure things out
00:11:21| so instead of feeling great for being on back on earth it does not feel good to be badly guy yeah planet make sense that was an easy mission they should've just landed us right next to the plane we
00:11:35| could've just taken billion Oh nathan fillion character he's great he's always great in these things all these these sci-fi things that he does he does do a lot of editing yeah I really
00:11:55| described might be like the guy that does all the sci-fi evenings did you think that was gonna take like an hour I thought it was this one is part of a bigger mission the second push mission
00:12:04| costs cost me time 45 minutes of time wasted good old podcasting yeah I don't want to spoil this for a while I thought I'm gonna skip it yeah that's gonna skip this place swash watch it
00:12:27| I hit escape like five times already let me skip it I've hit it a few as well it's not letting me do it okay there we go always look like I have a message in this game
00:12:37| that always bothers me you can hit L which is not a obvious key there again I get rid of it the first time I played this I jumped right in that stream and I was like the streams gonna take me to
00:12:51| home it's awesome it's ironic because later in the game it actually is a stream that you jump into and it does if you were you're unwilling to do it yeah I don't want it I don't want it and then
00:13:05| someone else grabs your hands like very carefully and slides the moss forward it's a nerdy romantic novel those should be a thing you know as he as he stares at the futures train
00:13:20| I can't even say it because it's ridiculous for tourists scream as he stares at the computer screen diligently his hands get incredible trembling as if he's touching your own when something in
00:13:35| my pants very much like a mouse was coming to life he needed to treat clean my trackball his eyes were like lasers and tracking my every movement until there was a USB error only Bluetooth
00:13:58| this connection device battery love Oh son gone please eject the disc oh yeah did you have any food following the episode criteria smuggler smile haha no huh
00:14:22| well I'm gonna go mine cuz I have one pretty good please have one ready because my mouse is starting to do that thing and I'm getting real ticked so I went to the grocery store today I had to
00:14:33| pick up something summon ssssss city mining cars the whole years not in the grocery store there's a wide but mine actually was a car at the grocery store parking lot I was walking by it and it
00:14:43| was completely rusted like the exterior I was looking at I was like this is amazing they even had like random shitty stuff in the back like they had like a blanket
00:14:52| which was obviously for like shit covering up yeah covering up the shit that car and like leaks I think it just covered up the shitty upholstery of the pad and then as I look closely at it I
00:15:03| was walking by it I was in all of it so I was looking very intently at it and I realized that they had one of those bars I've hit those bars that go across the steering wheel to protect it from being
00:15:13| stolen like that things like today's card that I've ever seen in five years man so that's my smile that's fantastic I was like oh my god this guy I could see
00:15:35| that being so paranoid they probably have their weed in the back it's a drug dealer that's probably how it works they spoke through weed and they're like oh my god I got to protect my investment
00:15:58| it's good to run up to I can laugh everybody can I punch the I can't interesting yes you did gotta go further Samana that segment yeah you move on the next segment I
00:16:17| might even come up with it I feel like I had one I'm playing it's like I'm so angry that the mounts issues happening million another one could see it everyone like this is embarrassing have
00:16:27| any Corrections or clarifications for myself I do I was saying how Mussolini was the good guy in World War two hmm I did a little research Lulu I I met he wasn't the good guy
00:16:46| he was a bit you thought he was the fastest right but he was actually a fascist the movies video just speed on ice on the roller oh you can price rank my screen if that's what's getting stuck
00:17:19| on I don't I actually it's just the edges I don't know why because your screens like barely anywhere it's up in the top right corner but uh things are starting at here I actually heard the
00:17:35| day that it was a deer or moose they regrow their antlers every year dear doe deer deer moose do not it's the same thing with rhinos and elephants
00:17:49| it's like that makes them so they're talking about it on the Joe Rogan podcast thing I use it again and he's saying like if if it regenerated like if it was like a year of the growth thing
00:17:59| and like the populations of elephants and rhinos would not be endangered because they would keep them around because it'd be the Tusk a valuable link and work life yeah and you'd be able to
00:18:09| farm them so all we need to do is tell them that change their genetics oh oh it's just gone this thing for this these guys are totally shit birder should wait an extra five seconds okay huh right
00:18:39| here death oh yeah good pissed on action yeah it was good - feels good a place good this is just if you wanted that sword haven't had a melee all this so I like I needed it oh there's a tough guy
00:19:09| you want to use your special guy I use my special him save it or something important oh yeah decorating orbs I should probably ease the throwing the whole thing but we running faster now
00:19:30| man these books wow me see there's no questions or a react to this scenario take your pick take your pick Neriah Logan's no no I don't know I have one on hand I don't
00:19:51| think that I thought of one in the reason recited either this is there was something spinning off of the happiness the genie one or you're talking about what you could do dinner okay what you
00:20:04| do that other people wouldn't notice no go ahead I'm listening yeah I could remember mom saying I gotta hit this button I'm distracted by the game the game is so distracting I can't
00:20:16| think of it mm-hmm just shoot see Steve - Lee come on when you took my void Walter be no cereal but feed the world trying to figure out your specialist yeah cuz I get a new one I'll keep the
00:20:33| masses entertained by shooting all these pastors please do okay cool you have a shotgun my shotgun feels really good there was a guy behind this barrel they killin wasn't the same
00:21:04| guy I guess it is oh no there is hide you just chill how it's getting a coffee it's a Grande yes it was no you're gonna die in this car I wonder if you can just finish the mission and have the first
00:21:25| person sit behind it kind of happens in the the strikes you're allowed to run ahead and then when you get to the boss you get whooped in I know because I got stuck in a permanent loop of death my
00:21:36| house is waiting for them to finish cuz you can dine where yeah it would respawn me on an edge that would slide off of it gave me like two chances to jump into a void and the void was endless death
00:21:48| sounds kind of deserved it a little bit don't take the wrong I was trying to save somebody I was like I'm gonna save him from his endless boy death and ended up and was avoiding yourself someone
00:22:01| goes into a black hole you don't want to try to catch them because that was exactly what happened so black holes are real right yeah I always argued that what they do to information like rip it
00:22:17| up so that it can never be reassembled is like impossible live bird what's with the sky hurting me it's a bit yeah that's bad you want to get in the shadows I got four black holes I mean
00:22:30| it's like a it's not an anomaly of physics it's proven by physics that if you have something so gravitation density yeah that nothing can escape it except for like small particles of
00:22:43| radiation and that's something even today I thought they can only exist on the event horizon like when the whatever the radius of the well that's supposed to be what Stephen Hawking found he
00:22:55| deduced that there's got to be something coming off of them and they found some particle radiation that was seeping away from black holes right like he radiation I guess this gave him
00:23:04| at some point I can just fly way no I was we shouldn't let him die of natural causes hit hit that's even ruder he's sitting by his bedside as he aged guys gonna kill me don't say that get the
00:23:21| shadow here I thought that was you it was just a corpse of our fallen enemy it's a shame all these guys have cleft lips that's fixable when they're born you know all right that's what I think I
00:23:44| like how they give you a window and all the light doesn't hurt you then it's like hey look what those nice vase craft is this part is actually dangerous because there's a guy that has like a
00:23:54| shotgun that fucks you up too sore answer you maybe the next part could be the next part let's come up though [Music] you get it dude yo I need her
00:24:30| gotcha brah I didn't kill upsetting is that oh we drop something get up there and if I can grab that through that yeah I can't sweet hey you rule in the podcast remember Dan
00:24:48| said this is dangerous I don't think it's gonna be super easy thing oh you know what - hearing your keyboard like crazy I love it I'm trying to fans tell the fans are telling me they want less
00:25:08| keyboard shoved away from the I could make the mic closer but then you're gonna get real breathy it's gonna gradual breathy I don't want that all you listeners out there
00:25:22| let's get deep No so I was on blogger which are we use for hosting our website and there's a button that says next blog so it gives you random vlog yeah and when I hit it it
00:25:42| gave me cancer funds to serve library cancer survivor yeah no not a survivor so it was the same story I read and I was like huh and it was from like eight years ago or some ridiculous time frame
00:25:58| and I was just like man that's the saddest thing and then I clicked next blog I thought you know I was gonna cheer me up cancer cancer survivor again and and it's still alive but like you
00:26:08| didn't know where he's gonna I was like it's bringing me down click on the next blog cancer like what the fuck is happening maybe that's maybe that's what blogs capture your cancer survival
00:26:23| methods which is just take it and get chemo and have it cut a dia so yeah that would be my cancer blog at v3 since the percentage of people that die from cancer
00:26:34| I don't know eventually it's gonna be like a hundred percent right because we're not gonna die from anything else right well I guess there's still car accidents a weird like traumas are going
00:26:44| down all right all right I was looking under Graf today from like the the mean age based on time of year are not time of year that sounds - that's a fall no it was from like 1770
00:27:01| like the UK like kept statistics on people who died and what age they were and they're like the average age including infant mortality because it's like your age changes right that all
00:27:12| that screws every athlete yeah but it was like the average age was like 40 it's like what you'd like who cares about being a peak human when you're ditching dead at 40 you'll never get
00:27:22| there for mental anyway so like it's easily doubled like your mean age is now where is it I was just like looking at it like you know it makes sense that you would have sex when your life
00:27:40| immediately hitting puberty back in the olden days because you're gonna die it just like that the advances that we have in technology just make it so easy that we just don't even realize waste all
00:27:56| these time all the time playing video games oh my god I I gotta fall on this fuckin thing oh yeah yeah I got out luckily I hit the lip I know what you get hit by that guy yeah well my mouse
00:28:11| is my thing this guy's yeah dude I'm gonna give it good let him hit you all here enjoy that I'll let you enjoy I'm just gonna watch your screen right now I don't know what he's doing well I don't
00:28:28| know what I'm wearing it I wish that your garbage your trash your family sucks I'm gonna kill your family oh the video here you voted for Trump like offensive offensive
00:28:41| you know particularly you get a shotgun oh hang on I just mail it I may later yeah it feels so good it does it pretty epic musical great it's like two steps from hell is this the
00:29:07| thing yeah I go into it join my it join me in my my jet stream tube just a couple of people who don't pander to anything right here yeah it's cool it was this I do dig it they do do a good
00:29:25| job these fellows can't wait til we build a space elevator people will pay ridiculous amounts of money did you see the pea sauce we want you know the materials also a thin tube that goes XML
00:29:40| there's like a physics limit to it it's like in the Vsauce yeah the weight and tension of itself will destroy sigh based on a comment that we got on our YouTube channel we're gonna be famous in
00:29:58| no time and no time so maybe by the time this is done uploading yeah exactly you know his name was electronic controller that's the worst name for a bad guy do love with the names for these guys is
00:30:12| awful yeah there's nothing really sexy about their names of not even a little bit I think you mentioned is the last one that their meaning policy is the worst in the
00:30:21| world egg or like the boss from Twitter Lyons his name was boom boom he's a brother that was I wrong yeah funny I mean that was hilarious BBE Wm boom boom yeah boom boom mm-hmm
00:30:43| and he was actually challenging oh shit I think I hit you in the head I was like a pounder is over I don't care brutal thank you we're gonna destroy it feels good oh boy boom open the damn
00:31:05| door [Music] thank you speed right button right click gotta hold it for a while right thank you just kind of talk dude vigils
00:31:22| are really badass right out here yeah it's I mean it's it's good to look at oh yeah the ridge '''l destiny one players really disdain it because it's not a grind fest but I don't and this stage of
00:31:36| my life I can't handle grind fest oh so new follower to the show my old roommate from college Tom Bologna she loves he loves destiny once so much he told me he'd actually
00:31:49| marry it he knows the new games out he's just not gonna touch them this one it's to what he's saying does it fit in the holes have the disc it has an odd sheet I will
00:32:00| tell you that you roommate what you have her for years you're gonna figure that I was a corkscrew dick like a duck yeah that's a real thing I can't believe that like science science made their penis
00:32:14| like shaped like a weird corkscrew just make it so like I didn't hear this you never heard about this like ducks it all works related any corkscrew vaginas cuz they they want to make with you know
00:32:28| their their species because other ducks can change fuck they're their bitches did hear this yeah yeah it's all I thought was to do with once you get in and get out so you're done that too is
00:32:40| that they like Ducks are voracious fuckers like they just that's they don't like oh I tried every purchase ever it's uh it's almost scary shit I did it wrong but guess what only use my charger oh
00:32:57| the great thing and waste yeah your potential is wasted your potential like what if you had a video to video game that just mocked your life like you know you do never amount to anything
00:33:11| get a job get a job stop start working wasting your time okay damn that was a color fast rate bear of action but imagine if you had a penis that would only fit in one woman like
00:33:33| two women what if you have a split penis but if it only fit in one woman how how readily would you be searching for that one what you'd be all over women you'd be like wait let me check it no not the
00:33:48| key you know I just I just drove into a wall thinking there's no way they'll kill me oh it did those balls on I'm boosting to you don't don't hit the hole while you're boosting dangerous it's a
00:34:04| deadly wall this it is i should've drove urine or something there's another one right there and just hit that pad yeah i guess it's probably probably done with intercept yeah yeah it is actually
00:34:18| there's nothing there's one other thing the the tea leaves dan I'm no fool I know fools fool but I will load one because it's big oh you got a celebrity challenge you think about don't I am so
00:34:36| prepared for this episode but I was very busy making dinner and I tried pork chops a new way and it turned out awful so I have a good day huh good you had to pick two to male celebrities and then
00:34:49| they might not even be celebrities have a to designers in this game I don't even know the an anonymous person whoever designed this game we have a challenge free of you for you to stand on one foot
00:35:03| one foot yeah and paste my piss into a cup and however much filled I come to us yeah yeah cuz you're obviously high cuz this game could be better I feel a lot better especially since you probably
00:35:17| work for Activision which is a corporate soulless entity okay path you have a question for you it's got an accuracy standing on one foot trying to pee in a cup whoever fills it the most
00:35:30| wins for two two developer of this game they can prep like drink as long as they want they're allowed to do whatever they I don't think most people can pee standing on one leg where did you hear
00:35:41| this it's probably College I would say I try to college in there's no way that's fill I feel like you need to take a piss break and try it out but maybe in the future maybe in the future next time you
00:35:53| take a piss well give it a shot my next bit I'm gonna figure this out one leg even sound hard it doesn't but it's quite tricky all those college challenges where you try to spoonful of
00:36:06| cinnamon or gallon of milk etc or like they are very true it doesn't it rains what I don't even know we're supposed to go here wait it's probably in here but how do I get a dessert that already with
00:36:19| develop I was supposed to run in there no yeah I didn't go inside of it are sir opening an opening in there somewhere maybe it's on the other side I think it is on the other side oppression state oh
00:36:35| we're in my vehicle oh yeah it's immune oh we gotta shoot it up a bit no use the Interceptor I got it with my grenade no I think I got it when I started doing this all right I only see
00:36:54| things from my perspective I'm a stoic so Oh stupid no what is this office ism you think like really um interactive gaming websites whatever designer for this game
00:37:08| whatever do you think they don't encourage them use drugs I don't know people say that's not like people who are seeking my creative become more creative it's not necessarily if they're
00:37:18| doing drugs right right so did they just say you they just don't protest maybe like so they could if they wanted to but they don't I think they're in California
00:37:27| where it's legal right but it even where it's legal I mean drinking beer every day is right you know we don't want your employee to do it I mean I have a job
00:37:37| where they encouraged that actually yeah they like to drink a six-pack that while you worked I read it helped you do stay employed with that company cuz they didn't pay very much for the alcoholics
00:37:51| though is fantastic for for Friday's when everyone's gone out for happy hour and they're already starting that's it's a pretty good feeling get real good whoa dr. John O'Shea I think the graphics and
00:38:05| the thought design and a lot of stuff behind this game are incredible but to me I'm just running a lot and just I'm either taking damage or not taking damage a really confused but I'm just
00:38:14| running yeah there isn't too much that's like a like a boss that's challenging like you failed you failed you failed and then you finally figure out that you're supposed to hit them in like the
00:38:22| back of the knee cap or something you're like oh yeah they had like visuals that's when telling me and and they had surgically repaired knees and what you noticed yeah can't you tell that he's
00:38:36| elderly he's an elderly hipster he he sets on the earlier in the game where his mother was worried about his knee condition because it was recovering you weren't playing wait is this guy good at
00:38:46| shooting chicken yeah it's a dangerous chicken oh you got stabbed by Nathan Fillion look at that good job Nathan he's gonna stab the tuna please stop it'll be great a peek
00:38:55| roasted it here their blood is fantastic for healing I'm also diseased so oh no here's my here's my scenario my real one so you're you're in a human centipede that involves three people which which
00:39:15| segment do you want to be in front there will need my poop hunger don't guilty about it but I mean I'd rather feel guilty about then um be eating someone's secondary so that was easy what about
00:39:31| the second position sure the second best to be the third position right no the middle position would be the second-best position I would think as you get some sort
00:39:46| rewards for pooping and pleasure yeah where's the third one yet and it's like recycled food it's like it's like second second poop second pooping skip that thing I don't care about a guy he killed
00:40:00| everybody hmm what about like a soft scenario if you're waking up in the middle of a challenge that said he had to cut off all right just you're adjusting yeah
00:40:17| it's hard so what would be like the worst saw challenge the you wake up hidden stuff where you have to cut yourself open to get key or there's one guy in to walk
00:40:26| over broken glass jump in and like a pit of needles or something because using that bad you know I think the worst all telling for me and if you're listening jackass sole guy with the puppet would
00:40:38| be if you were like you have to wake up and slowly drink 19 beers over the course of the day and watch egos behind you like no don't make me do it I just do it play just me 2:23 that way I don't
00:40:52| think I'm the right spot it's okay I wish you died I was rooting against him I wish this good Jesus like a new you're noticing something here that's they did this in the very beginning of the game
00:41:08| if you noticed like when you start hiding in an open area there's other people doing the same thing yeah so it's like they join you but it's only for a very short time like and it's not really
00:41:17| it's like more oh yeah and they could have done a lot more with it like it could have been like you're fighting a boss that's impossible with two people and then it's just like starts adding
00:41:27| and adding and adding more people but they didn't do that over but they were like we we could go a lot of places yeah we have the expansion packs for you to pay for oh there it is
00:41:40| which I think one came out yesterday what you saw thanks dude it's already included in game uses it to pay 60 bucks to get it extra or included and that's extra not the original 60 bucks then
00:41:52| ease now huh yeah I haven't even begin to beat the game yet I mean give me at least another week I haven't spent enough on my mobile games yet pay for this engaging teachers
00:42:08| I do like this theme music for everyone call it feel like this is almost standard now like what has kill me just kill me kinase hold on you are in there need help need a man you demand no I got
00:42:28| no questions what worried there okay getting the barrack in the barrier it does closed think interesting this is actually part of the game that I like this is like running along the it's
00:42:53| gonna happen here the rooftops of it closed I lose it yeah now you're stuck outside it the battle everyone by yourself alright I get to watch you die I will because my mouse is gonna breathe
00:43:04| but I'm doing really good what is your which is a grenade special it sticks the dudes and explosions bounce around other dudes and reform that gives me help a lot of dudes in that situation yes
00:43:20| that's quite special yeah they'll gravitate to you great it's less of a grenade then more vibes you just throw it out vibes I'm I hope this guy in here I'm gonna die in
00:43:40| this situation yeah you snuck up behind me it was one of those like weird guns that has like six barrels okay it's coming down go down yeah that X accent guy he's got an AK accent
00:43:54| he saved your ass oh yeah it wasn't all it's like it's so weird is it the longer I play the more the mouse does this thing where it get her up to my gameplay I'm not sure what it's related to
00:44:15| like if you're spinning around it does definitely but but I wonder if it's also just lag related in general because it's a window in underneath screen I don't know I feel like you can add like two
00:44:28| pixels to the size of the screen to make it so it doesn't do that I feel like I can but there's no add to pixels plan there's uh if you go to all on it kills ever if you hit the button hit settings
00:44:42| yeah video and then windows you can make the window it's much larger is it's filling my whole screen like I the only thing I can't see is the there's tiny corners of red and look if I go all the
00:44:57| way to my left nothing all the way all right nothing so actually I just what are up and down yeah no that's not strange it has to do with fighting I think it's because there must be some
00:45:11| weird lag where I press down the keyboard button at the same time that I'm going directionally really best like just again when I on this behind all these guys and that's why I made this
00:45:23| sure it's not like a special character and like some other program like Skype I don't think so because nothing pops off hate that when you just program those special characters that can be your
00:45:37| right or like generic it's like hitting L 3 times notification pops up in the corner and just destroys like did you know it's like thank you thanks paper clip the funniest one I ever seen was it
00:45:50| was like if you ever want to see your kid again it's the favorite it's like I noticed you're trying to write a hostage in it would you like me to help you would you like to try different
00:46:00| different letters from different magazines oh yes thank you being so mature yeah I bought it just did it again there yeah I'll do it you're just sitting in
00:46:18| there okay go home John yeah but I'll come cool you know it it's a it's definitely a button lag I think it's when I press any button too many times so anything like the fire bundle any
00:46:33| times in a row sure you guys take your keys on because if I hit shift a bunch time to let me go right I don't know how you have your settings a million times now on timing
00:46:50| or a strange as one of the things like if an old person tells you they have a problem with their computer like they can never describe no no and I'm trying to stop to you and your plane we don't
00:47:01| like I don't say this yeah there's nothing wrong with your computer it's all in your head this is one classic things design I built a lot of computers uh-huh and like
00:47:14| old people always ask me to do it for them I'm just like what no cuz then they expect me to be tech support it's just like I can't right right is that if anything goes wrong they need to call
00:47:24| you because they can't even describe this problem somehow yeah let alone a somebody to actually do the work that's provided I no way okay I was punching me let's do the fucking lamp I
00:47:39| know there's a dude on fire next to those maybe you're taking burn attitude yeah this is the music playing when you were like crippled barely walking around the beat of the pointless cripple it
00:47:52| yeah I mean I guess it was supposed to show how oh is this where we were on the beginning - um it could have been maybe we're done here look over here no there's just a bunch of water down
00:48:04| the bottom well over there though possibly shit is crazy I can interact with them all oh my god you're freezing yeah but it was so funny because I'd
00:48:23| caught the guy dead to rights and it froze so he turn around look at me he was like trying to shoot me I was like please please please please and it finally came undone maybe that's
00:48:31| a difficulty setting you will randomly freeze it's like a Silent Hill I've never played it but I like they had things where like the volume would start to
00:48:44| decrease and it would show on the screen like your TV volume or it get like fuzzy you're like back in the olden bit yeah like if you'd start to get like a little static yes mm-hmm
00:48:54| anyone would be back god bless or it'd be like your game shut off you know the classic like the old TVs that would like have a little like zigzag white and then the dot in the middle yeah I do that to
00:49:06| you one of things if I ever have time I'd actually play that game and see how it was advice suck now oh yeah I was gonna say it wouldn't be worth that much honor
00:49:22| I think yeah they might might be ingenious I wait till the next one comes out if ever that studio gets free three more rows right now in the middle is bullshit
00:49:33| here to save my ass hmm I was like Renee Decker needed so awesome certain grenades suck I was playing with my hunter and he has something that like like stick to the walls and then they
00:49:54| spray out no but it's impossible to like stick it to the wall there is a wall at a spot and then if someone's in a field it's like you can't stick it to the ground and then hope they walk over it
00:50:04| so just walk away from it it's like a a human reaction they're just like looking at it like I'm not gonna run over that hey why did you throw that so this part I actually liked so I feel like I'm in
00:50:20| the game and now it's like an objective but it's not anything related to killing people it's just waiting for view but it's just like running on top ah rooftops are the old your play mirrors
00:50:37| edge quiet no I thought that was just a stupid TV show is it a TV show mirrors oh yeah oh you kidding me do I want to see my baby don't worry about I'm right here I'm right here
00:50:55| but mirrors edge was uh whose uh knowledge clanking what's that what's it that sport where they run around like a CD hardcore hardcore yeah so you're playing is like a parkour person and
00:51:09| they run across the rooftops because they worse that's a little bit like Assassin's Creed and its origin wait do you know I'm guessing here but did Tesla's creed clone without because of
00:51:19| Prince of Persia I think that was its origin because it feels a good idea like it right right and I move the same that that's one of those games that I played way way early right
00:51:30| I love that game those boobs you do perverse time whatever sands of time sands of time brother what then I'll give you your wagon bullcrap hamster food also a lot of things in that game
00:51:42| that were unique for bosses I remember there's a boss that would like he would throw things at you in like a circular fashion and then you would freeze time to run around him and up and to tell you
00:51:53| in the back oh yes right now I'm gonna games do that you have to come over here try to slide then jump cool too late it would have been cooler already started oh god I'm knocked up Fillion come on
00:52:20| they shouldn't even try to name their own characters keep on eighth and Phillies the other guy uh-oh oh no it's all the edge damn it grenade yeah you're around the corner you know I feel like
00:52:35| this thing I'm right next to you actually yeah well I just turn around but those are they what was the guy oh shit no it was uh what's the AMC show I really have to pay
00:52:54| it I'm gonna find people one put it here you try so I got opinion you better try I revived it your girl just the guy won't finish I'm trying to finish does this uh came out of Cohen Nick to here
00:53:09| I'm just gonna kill these guys silently and you guys can watch the end game is really interesting because you start to understand why people warp in and warp out of different public events it's the
00:53:21| best way to level so it's enough you can watch this video I can skip over it instead of the crap of not understanding why people are disappearing and showing up randomly you understand when you
00:53:36| start moving with a group and they start doing all this I have to wait for him oh that might have been bad watch that portal closed and I'll never find a way he's right standing on one foot trying
00:53:57| to pee and he's never gonna do it did you pee on one foot yeah it wasn't that hard was that weird that difficult I mean it wasn't easy easy but I don't I keep him target when
00:54:18| you're how accurate were you ah pretty accurate but then I also was like after a while I was like well it's just like I would lean for a couple seconds and I was like let's use the wall oh you got a
00:54:29| free worksheet warp ahead yeah now kill all these things before they do jump oh shit I'm their shield should've brought my shotgun oh yeah assault rifle well I have it's always
00:54:52| fun you had a hand cannon it's a dick which is cool but not convenient right there I missed the hand cannons from Resident Evil is actually that purpose Magnum Magnum
00:55:04| yeah Magnum ammo like once a game yeah well you know if you angled like straight up you could use either Magnum or Chuck and take a zombie skull head off mmm so we're gonna hang it real
00:55:16| close yeah I like the slow walk like the shifting angle and then you'd be like he couldn't he was aligned you yeah it was a hard I missed those games man those are the simpler times how yes they were
00:55:40| of course you couldn't play any multiplayer games except for like Starcraft because just in EverQuest if you ever look back on it it has like shitty polygon armor like dude watch us
00:55:53| do it I'm wasting it on you but I don't give a damn three orbs of light yeah alive nephew that's good she's good it's good tell me this doesn't feel like Super
00:56:13| Mario when you start coming right there what why it can't be yeah nothing is huge yep traveller and it's nipple bellybutton I don't know what part it would attach to could be the anus did it
00:56:40| we've mistakenly attached the rear end Oh are we already fighting that dude who's been all the cutscenes yeah in the previous cutscene he killed everyone else so we didn't have to fight them
00:56:50| thank you we appreciate that what does he have on its back is he ready to go like surfing we're already met the other dudes with their shoulder pads the students got his back pads you
00:57:04| can't there's nothing I don't even nothing he uses that he pulls out a handgun but he's gotta have a gun on his back what the hell that thing behind it his gun he said no I've got this I'm
00:57:18| gonna use the planet as my weapon start swinging it around good man watch keep in mind there's these uh the gold things show up like the rings of light and what are they yeah you can redo your special
00:57:41| oh really run away this guy I threw a grenade on earlier just feel like he really disappeared out of there guys got one how about running two epic boss battle and they're hiding
00:58:25| guys like he's locked and loaded but he's just waiting for me to look at him so you can fire thanks guy oh I gotta watch your back back rear
00:58:53| there we go I got something for thank you special Duff right now yeah tell them that your mom what the city die dude where is he he's in his little vortex I can't hurt
00:59:28| him we dude comes out I got something for good really dudes punch freeze-frame I kind of wish it would keep track of who does more damage or who kills more
00:59:49| enemies I mean it does oh shit we're frozen stop yeah and I just wish it would tell you like unmannered an is better than none pander Nick no just constantly to say that I got specialists
01:00:10| wait throw it out is a whole she's coming towards you I know he's right here hey have that oh oh there's a tunnel right it's convenient dang it would be I don't know if the Dodgers
01:00:29| he's almost dead good here I got something for got something for his podcast I feel like car brought up too and he had this T is anyway this is the whole
01:00:54| game folks spoiler alert testing to is really easy don't buy it don't even play at that trash you gotta get into all the items and gear which is all the same so got a
01:01:07| really got a really grind post I do kind of enjoy it but not as no game is ever as challenging as the older games they always make a game easier for some reasons they never say because kids I
01:01:21| don't know yeah damn damn kids get off my video games wait this is all doing dude this is when the traveler fights back oh boy I do like the the visual like molten
01:01:38| lava and the red and the blue here and blue is cutting through and up breaking it move you just shut up what insurance why didn't you do that to begin with I was gonna say that the the one character
01:01:59| the shoulder pad is voiced by I think his name is Lionel from AMC's Walking Dead okay the black guy with the staff if you watched no I don't think is named Lionel seems wrong but yeah he's
01:02:14| enjoyable well so one of my favorite character sometimes there's a there's character actors that are always good and it says innate yeah whatever movie I see him in among cool like he was like a
01:02:25| detective or something in the wire that Baltimore based in some of the why not season one now it's funny because that's that shows like dystopian but it's actually Baltimore
01:02:38| no it's just regular fold along there's no there's no actors yeah and it took like each season was about different ways the system fails people there's like the schools politicians courts cops
01:02:52| you know cops the media it's just think it really depressing but humorous in a way cuz it's so true hold on there kind of reminisce about all those scenes we had Zulu fireteam
01:03:12| Zulu that Star Wars or Star Trek I'm not sure thing Zulu is a character search or a thin wonder if they have it on the contract like I have to be the witty one I have to move around I'll spry like
01:03:26| what if you had heard them all for money he couldn't resist and then he made his character like awful and boring and dumb he had to read the lines he was like oh no what will we doing it he's the third
01:03:39| guy on the caterpillar and the Senate feed sorry you signed up for a hit ha ha whoa I can't believe even on your screen they're showing my guy it's the little yeah that's amazing oh my god my my
01:03:54| green dreadlocks mahogany side pieces won the battle his lipstick sticks out among all others green eyeshadow you could stare down any man in the oh yeah this is my desk for a peaceful this if
01:04:24| you get far enough away from destruction it's always peaceful look after you ruin everyone's like yeah like the Sun is like beaming and you're just like ha beautiful day but if you're all the Sun
01:04:33| oh my god skin yeah I guess that's good no stop it I don't want to see this who's gonna get skipped it or just broken yeah how much of that was like an hour-and-a-half baby told you to
01:04:53| take about that time are you again little sleepy you know I'm tired I am I am like I can't eat rug yeah it could good honest whatever the word I might be a little Boris and put on a podcast like
01:05:06| this excellent my my ain't game yes sir weak because I focus on gaming and making up for yeah - freezing its queers and I can't concentrate on like jokes I can't concentrate on telling you that
01:05:18| you're all whole I wanna make Dothan joke so I want to just it is distracting to have something actively being played so shout out to all the people to play and talk at the same time God blushes
01:05:32| yeah but most I don't watch for him any of them but most of them are just reactionary to the game and then they're right for reactionary oh my god did you see that the screen was blowing glue it
01:05:45| has Stardust a lighter look glowing blue there you go I don't even know what this means is that supposed to be a supernova starting something else ancient new life giant 59.99 goes across the screen and
01:06:06| then you click here and then a giant ad pops up with like download a bonus content wow man that clouds it looks pretty fake right now well that's like terabyte animated yeah it's
01:06:19| like they just overlaid it on top of that one whoa just yet for destiny one then just yeah I think there's like a pyramid of course more bad guys destiny sorry oh my god we're seeing the
01:06:35| unveiling of bad guys that are even better they're called the vein they just steer you steal your glitter I mean glimmer they're called the reapers the reapers
01:06:49| the other popular fallout effectiveness act like an ass effect or the reapers what is the purpose is always the annihilate no to have sex with the blue chick it was the purpose
01:07:01| oh yeah luckily command a shepherd Shepherds such an awkward 16 I actually can't remember out land I'm pretty sure I qualify she was saying he was just like yeah the other sex scenes
01:07:21| are even more awkward like the one that you can't she can't take off her helmet it's like you can't kiss her yeah the one who represents like you got Islam or not Islam I can't tell ya everyone hates
01:07:31| my people and it's like for a home thing we have to pray to the west let's do it hmm but people hate us and we're from a desert planet I'm like okay I get it so what is this we beat the game we get
01:07:48| things yeah this is the tower so the tower allows you to buy by vehicles so you want to go around and talk to everybody that's the dude that picked up all your items that you lost oh these
01:08:03| were things already have yeah you'd like fall off an edge and you couldn't get in line this chick over here can give you like if you have any bright engrams accept it yep who's got some cool you
01:08:20| can take both of them you don't to select them it's not an option oh right yeah yep you sure yeah I'm pretty sure you don't trust me yeah I got it was right I got engrams or something I know
01:08:34| yeah so I call ready decrypt them all or wait you can do all of them unless you have a luminous one so you guys are already ship a shitty ship looks like a shock ordeals educator yeah all the good
01:08:49| health or the Optima see an opportunity that's a made-up word that's fantastic and you get in each any vehicles so you want to buy a vehicle I think you can go down scroll down like look down that
01:09:05| Bull green and black one I think that's a vehicle thank you video every garden any brake dust I guess you're not special enough okay may you scandal let's see what else
01:09:21| we got here my carry brake dust ah yeah you can buy what you need to need boom boom do you like this weapon sure that's all right I'm sorry oh cool this is where I can mod it up if
01:09:43| I wanted yeah you can actually buy random mods now so you can rather now handle five damage well I think it's a decent thing to that weapon like even though it's not a give max glimmer yet
01:09:55| and now I have 42 42 grand looks back dealership I know what I want take it easy like that let's see what we got here hey yeah what's going on that's the ball
01:10:14| and to me somebody else it's an elo II do to me I'm copyrighted yes yeah you go around talking everybody and they give you stuff and then there's a guy that makes ships take his name is
01:10:30| a ship right notice what it's all the maybe this is not a name things ship right master Rahul no don't try to make him an ethnicity it's it's too obvious it's all only my stuff it with this war
01:10:53| is complicated it's like an algorithm um as I'm selling these is there a way to know if they have mods on them I don't think you can break down the mods I think once you fuse them they stay fused
01:11:08| what about ones I picked up at random they don't have mod Z then you should stop caring honestly I think it like the items that you have will be replaced very frequently or as you start doing
01:11:19| you'll understand what some we're gonna do another podcast where we go through the public events and then we're gonna do a strike as well and you'll understand that like you'll start
01:11:27| getting items that just it goes yeah make make what you have in comparison and we're gonna we're gonna boost you to 260 and then we're gonna do one of those times it's gonna
01:11:36| be a raid by app and raid which is supposed to be long and arduous will probably be a joke because we're adults and we're smart we're intelligently positioned to be better than like I have
01:11:51| to yellow and don't tell them I would keep those because you confuse them into better weapons if they have a Pirkle yeah yeah they do all right if you hopefully the ogre battle which
01:12:05| is like a very obscure PlayStation game thieves to make it so like it was like an RPG but you confuse all like every character together to get every combination of mutant essentially it was
01:12:16| pretty fantastic that's what fusing that the guns kind of makes me feel like but to a very shitty lesser simplistic degree fucked I have to keep talking to people you have to
01:12:32| literally talk to it really like twice and they're like oh okay oh he's for real he's still here yeah give me everything you need so I got talk to her second ago and she's now
01:12:41| just like wait I have a gift for you like why didn't you wait the hood of Optimus ii i got has ten armor ten defense does it give you anything from high atop humanity we watch they all hit
01:12:55| it like what that's not optimal legendary that's terrible that's the worst thing I could you possibly he get I don't even think there's anything less than 10 is it a joke owned as a kid say
01:13:11| that's bizarre totally guess huh yeah so I need any time I see something with Optimus II over just like no it's a made-up word it doesn't really mean it's optimal
01:13:29| apparently it doesn't in this talk to Nathan Fillion right now give me a sword it's shitty just buy these because I have a lot what happened annoyed glimmer what the fuck
01:13:49| Michael Emma just went down to 40,000 for some reason because you're with me no I don't know where the hell it went I'll have to review the video to see when it disappeared slow-motion stealing
01:14:05| of all my glimmer the Fox I had a hundred I bought like two things and that was about it maybe one of the things that was offered to me was actually something I needed to
01:14:15| buy I was like they just fucking made it look like it was a gift fucking car salesman pricks this is a question I accidentally landed down here how do I get back up you don't there's
01:14:30| there's a little bladder somewhere that's corny it should be should punish you for falling should have to kill yourself in front of God in front of your friends friends of friends event
01:14:44| check out the blog or cancer blogs because they're just as optimistic as what Nick just said yeah folks check out our blog check out not our blog check out other people's blogs check out other
01:14:57| people's things check out other people's they use check out not all the people who cares this is it's weird because I feel more sad for the blog that hasn't been updated in eight years than the
01:15:07| person who died of cancer where blog has been neglected they never got some live a full life the blog it's a shame yeah so we've got socials I guess we
01:15:26| have you know we've website WWI web which is easier to say no World Wide Web dot on painters comm www on manners Lundy on matters just don't hand it out online
01:15:42| only idiots would think it'd be the unplanned errors because that'd be more difficult and then we have we have Facebook YouTube we put all the videos we're
01:15:52| gonna put a podcast up somewhere just audio someone once we like it yeah enough visitors I guess subscribers viewed is that like button subscribe one you just hit that everyone in the world
01:16:05| you can't ask that they have to try one naturally and then see Oh hmm I think that covers it yeah everything covered again I'm still looking and see where that LM going and I'm trying to these
01:16:28| people I figured out what it is all right click what is it is it right click that's freezing yeah if I'm moving home doing right but now let's stop there I'm moving right click and
01:16:41| speeding you instantly became old dude you fucking old no no I can save you from here computer literacy which of these should I I don't think I don't know that does new mission available oh
01:17:07| it's notice it starts the mission that you've already played I think I don't want to revisit you I've been in power guess that starts like a fire team that does a strike or something
01:17:23| yeah thanks and we don't take a look at liner yeah yeah sorry people we all distracted you look at our items we're getting a little bit encouraged we're gonna look site whip up yeah thanks for
01:17:37| watching we kind of like yeah sounds good well I was we do like him a lot I hope you enjoyed my my voice was smoother than usual it's a little little baritone was deeper I thought you get
01:17:57| period oh yeah so 20 years later baby I'm ready for you it's been good this is uh destiny to the finish the completion the beginning waited enjoy people have a good night
00:00:15| in our whatever this is called so we're just popped in my head I think it's a cloaca what what is the I think you know what that is it's not like some kind of like bird sex organ I think it
00:00:26| is folks instead of a you coughing up your esophagus I was thinking you were coughing out your cloaca I was people call that a bird world so we're playing destiny to hear destiny - second episode
00:00:43| check out the first one if you haven't me see what it's really super exciting yeah we didn't have a good time playing that we did we did even though I hated the game I gave it I believe one and a
00:00:55| half stars out of ten but a good one and a half stars at ten oh I'm starting to enjoy it more and more because I finished with my other character and the end game is better than I thought more
00:01:06| entertaining and more stimulating which is I always see it mauritania you go this guy needs it was that sort no it was just a melee but it was badass folks for those at home everything we say here
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00:01:39| none of it folks not really or something being gone over to where the mission starts because we finished Nasus which is a planet and has some missions on it which would have been
00:01:51| boring I think and IO which I don't remember what it was probably also boring fairly yeah because the story actually this place had a sweet mission didn't we do this mission I don't think
00:02:04| we did this mission okay we've to steal a ship that's I think on top of that the thing up there thing might be chill actually I think we steal that later
00:02:16| and then the ambien you take the whole mission it's gonna take about an hour I think I did this two nights ago all right I'm sorry shoot that these guys just being a jerk
00:02:27| hey guys yeah you're all under leveled for this you're 19 yeah and a half actually like 9/10 really about to do it yeah you're close did you check out that uh Joe Rogan
00:02:43| podcast well new or fourteen I was extremely busy today at spot a joke or an exaggeration even on the drive home yeah I drove my father home you didn't hit anybody did you
00:02:57| slow Buffett no no I was very calm cool and collected I always loved that guy that like accelerates past you like you've been holding a mine in and then getting stuck
00:03:09| at the light yeah anyway there's nowhere to go it's like you didn't get any farther bud the almighty is a ship do I pick the right guy
00:03:22| I'm the Titan guy right not very buff I thought Titan said buffer if I can do this yeah I got man I don't repeat this mission and not get the credit for it hibernate you sure didn't do this got a
00:03:43| bright end Graham what from what just walking around being being good at this game hey you be credit huh no wonder I haven't gotten any credit yet I don't know how the like killing a
00:03:55| guy like if someone gets the final killer they get points and then you get a better stuff or is it just I don't know if it's all split that's like I imagine there's a as long as both
00:04:04| parties damage then there's a split I'm guessing but I made that up so there used to be in EverQuest like the final hit was the one that got all the cried that was the kill right to the
00:04:16| everybody's kill a marine for that final hit yeah it was great though when you had like one boss that had like the best items dropped and then everyone run in at the very last second because
00:04:29| that's what friends I do like heroic events public events here as you say as long as you get one bullet if it counts so like if there's one running out there's like 10 seconds
00:04:45| left I always try to fire one shot and then it triggers and then I get the chest thanks guys truly a hero of the times I'm also uh podcasting webcasting vid casting whatever you wanna call this
00:04:59| on a new microphone sexual healthy micro that's why he sounds so good yeah I got a little boom I stand I guess you call it and then a pop filter ten dollars please
00:05:10| you're laying the boob won this upstate oh yeah solid boom can't go through that you make your money more than I've already I don't no way around it keep punching you until you die hell yes sir
00:05:30| I fall down that here's eyeball yeah let's give them the eye business give them the brown eye hey guys belong that man that hurt you been I think there's a console or
00:05:46| something years visiting on and look at the Irish just outside what is this piece of garbage doing here so what we do is when we do finish this there's something called strikes that
00:06:04| open they might already be open and then there's raids once you hit power losses your back yeah I could jump down her new listing yeah odd it's like yeah there's nine so I thought he was a chef and
00:06:22| maybe he worked here so I was letting them eat alive but you gonna make me sound it's not yeah there's the dog that's just a console over there yes I look a couple old gentleman coming are
00:06:33| left rolling around I hide them I hope we never go to war with an interstellar alien because you don't want some of the answers to be ant to be what they're hamsters
00:06:48| well the hamsters yeah that's a little concerning oh I heard today that like the only there's possible life on Earth that's not from here and they suppose that it's actually vomit huh in comets
00:07:04| yeah they said that it might actually be like mushrooms with fungus and stuff because they like a unique or drug your distinct yeah and then also their psychedelic for some reason it's
00:07:15| connecting us with a you're just doing heavy stuff yeah I think they'd be stuff come on a lot of crap here and watch all these pieces hi Steve really beautiful feels good this is the most rewarding
00:07:33| part of my day come on or even you yeah so friends are for I was like five guys recently phone recently told me the name of that show is that because they're friends oh good
00:07:53| did you tell them oh it's it's genius friends in general and they are the friends and you make friends while watching the show huh yeah Oh watch your back I do kind of a gadget right we're
00:08:11| friends I hope someone's back there oh it's you thanks I do kind of wish that um that College continued because I feel like if you're in the city and there's like a
00:08:22| whole bunch of young people that it feels like College still yeah that's probably why people do that I blame them yeah I mean they live until they're 35 to realize the big problem yeah I mean
00:08:36| it really is anyone mind a bowl because once kids in one neighborhood kids shit you fall off Opie fell out oh you did he goes I was and then I am is my ball there's a donate console being
00:08:52| go system there you go I'm hijacking a ship with a little panel on the outside it's really intense hey i jegg ships those clunky codes easily protect I don't even care yeah right
00:09:08| we'll just hijack another one who cares good gives me time to drink my beer yeah that the episode I told you to listen to commander commander Hadfield of the ISS you went there three times he's talking
00:09:32| about how it feels to go through a launch oh that's pretty badass yeah he said you pull like three or four G's depending on the vehicle and then it's like very not vibrant like vibrations so
00:09:50| it's it's like a rough roller coaster in the beginning and then it gets kind of like soft and as you get out of out of the air atmosphere not borderlines regular painful sorry yeah he said if
00:10:02| things go wrong there like on re-entry you can pull like nine GS and that's like you weigh you know a few hundred pounds you weigh like 1,800 pounds yes that's pretty ridiculous that would be a
00:10:13| lot of people well he said like in a car accident you can pull that and you're sitting in a not so great position true but on the when he's landing you're actually like laying in a position
00:10:26| that's really helpful for pulling 9 G's he make sense if that happens if that Oh I usually special thought I had to give him a show what's your special I've been seeing that for a while in a minute I've
00:10:42| had it I've just waited for something cool to happen Oh Dan I forgot I changed my uh you went to the stupid one who Zoey I assume it's been a special video I got longer okay I am yeah he's talking
00:10:58| about that and then also like when he land your body is not used to gravity right yes he was saying that your first inclination from being disoriented like that is that your body
00:11:12| thinks you have a poison inside of you like you've eaten something bad and it makes you want to throw up and then also go to sleep because it wants to shut down your metabolism figure things out
00:11:21| so instead of feeling great for being on back on earth it does not feel good to be badly guy yeah planet make sense that was an easy mission they should've just landed us right next to the plane we
00:11:35| could've just taken billion Oh nathan fillion character he's great he's always great in these things all these these sci-fi things that he does he does do a lot of editing yeah I really
00:11:55| described might be like the guy that does all the sci-fi evenings did you think that was gonna take like an hour I thought it was this one is part of a bigger mission the second push mission
00:12:04| costs cost me time 45 minutes of time wasted good old podcasting yeah I don't want to spoil this for a while I thought I'm gonna skip it yeah that's gonna skip this place swash watch it
00:12:27| I hit escape like five times already let me skip it I've hit it a few as well it's not letting me do it okay there we go always look like I have a message in this game
00:12:37| that always bothers me you can hit L which is not a obvious key there again I get rid of it the first time I played this I jumped right in that stream and I was like the streams gonna take me to
00:12:51| home it's awesome it's ironic because later in the game it actually is a stream that you jump into and it does if you were you're unwilling to do it yeah I don't want it I don't want it and then
00:13:05| someone else grabs your hands like very carefully and slides the moss forward it's a nerdy romantic novel those should be a thing you know as he as he stares at the futures train
00:13:20| I can't even say it because it's ridiculous for tourists scream as he stares at the computer screen diligently his hands get incredible trembling as if he's touching your own when something in
00:13:35| my pants very much like a mouse was coming to life he needed to treat clean my trackball his eyes were like lasers and tracking my every movement until there was a USB error only Bluetooth
00:13:58| this connection device battery love Oh son gone please eject the disc oh yeah did you have any food following the episode criteria smuggler smile haha no huh
00:14:22| well I'm gonna go mine cuz I have one pretty good please have one ready because my mouse is starting to do that thing and I'm getting real ticked so I went to the grocery store today I had to
00:14:33| pick up something summon ssssss city mining cars the whole years not in the grocery store there's a wide but mine actually was a car at the grocery store parking lot I was walking by it and it
00:14:43| was completely rusted like the exterior I was looking at I was like this is amazing they even had like random shitty stuff in the back like they had like a blanket
00:14:52| which was obviously for like shit covering up yeah covering up the shit that car and like leaks I think it just covered up the shitty upholstery of the pad and then as I look closely at it I
00:15:03| was walking by it I was in all of it so I was looking very intently at it and I realized that they had one of those bars I've hit those bars that go across the steering wheel to protect it from being
00:15:13| stolen like that things like today's card that I've ever seen in five years man so that's my smile that's fantastic I was like oh my god this guy I could see
00:15:35| that being so paranoid they probably have their weed in the back it's a drug dealer that's probably how it works they spoke through weed and they're like oh my god I got to protect my investment
00:15:58| it's good to run up to I can laugh everybody can I punch the I can't interesting yes you did gotta go further Samana that segment yeah you move on the next segment I
00:16:17| might even come up with it I feel like I had one I'm playing it's like I'm so angry that the mounts issues happening million another one could see it everyone like this is embarrassing have
00:16:27| any Corrections or clarifications for myself I do I was saying how Mussolini was the good guy in World War two hmm I did a little research Lulu I I met he wasn't the good guy
00:16:46| he was a bit you thought he was the fastest right but he was actually a fascist the movies video just speed on ice on the roller oh you can price rank my screen if that's what's getting stuck
00:17:19| on I don't I actually it's just the edges I don't know why because your screens like barely anywhere it's up in the top right corner but uh things are starting at here I actually heard the
00:17:35| day that it was a deer or moose they regrow their antlers every year dear doe deer deer moose do not it's the same thing with rhinos and elephants
00:17:49| it's like that makes them so they're talking about it on the Joe Rogan podcast thing I use it again and he's saying like if if it regenerated like if it was like a year of the growth thing
00:17:59| and like the populations of elephants and rhinos would not be endangered because they would keep them around because it'd be the Tusk a valuable link and work life yeah and you'd be able to
00:18:09| farm them so all we need to do is tell them that change their genetics oh oh it's just gone this thing for this these guys are totally shit birder should wait an extra five seconds okay huh right
00:18:39| here death oh yeah good pissed on action yeah it was good - feels good a place good this is just if you wanted that sword haven't had a melee all this so I like I needed it oh there's a tough guy
00:19:09| you want to use your special guy I use my special him save it or something important oh yeah decorating orbs I should probably ease the throwing the whole thing but we running faster now
00:19:30| man these books wow me see there's no questions or a react to this scenario take your pick take your pick Neriah Logan's no no I don't know I have one on hand I don't
00:19:51| think that I thought of one in the reason recited either this is there was something spinning off of the happiness the genie one or you're talking about what you could do dinner okay what you
00:20:04| do that other people wouldn't notice no go ahead I'm listening yeah I could remember mom saying I gotta hit this button I'm distracted by the game the game is so distracting I can't
00:20:16| think of it mm-hmm just shoot see Steve - Lee come on when you took my void Walter be no cereal but feed the world trying to figure out your specialist yeah cuz I get a new one I'll keep the
00:20:33| masses entertained by shooting all these pastors please do okay cool you have a shotgun my shotgun feels really good there was a guy behind this barrel they killin wasn't the same
00:21:04| guy I guess it is oh no there is hide you just chill how it's getting a coffee it's a Grande yes it was no you're gonna die in this car I wonder if you can just finish the mission and have the first
00:21:25| person sit behind it kind of happens in the the strikes you're allowed to run ahead and then when you get to the boss you get whooped in I know because I got stuck in a permanent loop of death my
00:21:36| house is waiting for them to finish cuz you can dine where yeah it would respawn me on an edge that would slide off of it gave me like two chances to jump into a void and the void was endless death
00:21:48| sounds kind of deserved it a little bit don't take the wrong I was trying to save somebody I was like I'm gonna save him from his endless boy death and ended up and was avoiding yourself someone
00:22:01| goes into a black hole you don't want to try to catch them because that was exactly what happened so black holes are real right yeah I always argued that what they do to information like rip it
00:22:17| up so that it can never be reassembled is like impossible live bird what's with the sky hurting me it's a bit yeah that's bad you want to get in the shadows I got four black holes I mean
00:22:30| it's like a it's not an anomaly of physics it's proven by physics that if you have something so gravitation density yeah that nothing can escape it except for like small particles of
00:22:43| radiation and that's something even today I thought they can only exist on the event horizon like when the whatever the radius of the well that's supposed to be what Stephen Hawking found he
00:22:55| deduced that there's got to be something coming off of them and they found some particle radiation that was seeping away from black holes right like he radiation I guess this gave him
00:23:04| at some point I can just fly way no I was we shouldn't let him die of natural causes hit hit that's even ruder he's sitting by his bedside as he aged guys gonna kill me don't say that get the
00:23:21| shadow here I thought that was you it was just a corpse of our fallen enemy it's a shame all these guys have cleft lips that's fixable when they're born you know all right that's what I think I
00:23:44| like how they give you a window and all the light doesn't hurt you then it's like hey look what those nice vase craft is this part is actually dangerous because there's a guy that has like a
00:23:54| shotgun that fucks you up too sore answer you maybe the next part could be the next part let's come up though [Music] you get it dude yo I need her
00:24:30| gotcha brah I didn't kill upsetting is that oh we drop something get up there and if I can grab that through that yeah I can't sweet hey you rule in the podcast remember Dan
00:24:48| said this is dangerous I don't think it's gonna be super easy thing oh you know what - hearing your keyboard like crazy I love it I'm trying to fans tell the fans are telling me they want less
00:25:08| keyboard shoved away from the I could make the mic closer but then you're gonna get real breathy it's gonna gradual breathy I don't want that all you listeners out there
00:25:22| let's get deep No so I was on blogger which are we use for hosting our website and there's a button that says next blog so it gives you random vlog yeah and when I hit it it
00:25:42| gave me cancer funds to serve library cancer survivor yeah no not a survivor so it was the same story I read and I was like huh and it was from like eight years ago or some ridiculous time frame
00:25:58| and I was just like man that's the saddest thing and then I clicked next blog I thought you know I was gonna cheer me up cancer cancer survivor again and and it's still alive but like you
00:26:08| didn't know where he's gonna I was like it's bringing me down click on the next blog cancer like what the fuck is happening maybe that's maybe that's what blogs capture your cancer survival
00:26:23| methods which is just take it and get chemo and have it cut a dia so yeah that would be my cancer blog at v3 since the percentage of people that die from cancer
00:26:34| I don't know eventually it's gonna be like a hundred percent right because we're not gonna die from anything else right well I guess there's still car accidents a weird like traumas are going
00:26:44| down all right all right I was looking under Graf today from like the the mean age based on time of year are not time of year that sounds - that's a fall no it was from like 1770
00:27:01| like the UK like kept statistics on people who died and what age they were and they're like the average age including infant mortality because it's like your age changes right that all
00:27:12| that screws every athlete yeah but it was like the average age was like 40 it's like what you'd like who cares about being a peak human when you're ditching dead at 40 you'll never get
00:27:22| there for mental anyway so like it's easily doubled like your mean age is now where is it I was just like looking at it like you know it makes sense that you would have sex when your life
00:27:40| immediately hitting puberty back in the olden days because you're gonna die it just like that the advances that we have in technology just make it so easy that we just don't even realize waste all
00:27:56| these time all the time playing video games oh my god I I gotta fall on this fuckin thing oh yeah yeah I got out luckily I hit the lip I know what you get hit by that guy yeah well my mouse
00:28:11| is my thing this guy's yeah dude I'm gonna give it good let him hit you all here enjoy that I'll let you enjoy I'm just gonna watch your screen right now I don't know what he's doing well I don't
00:28:28| know what I'm wearing it I wish that your garbage your trash your family sucks I'm gonna kill your family oh the video here you voted for Trump like offensive offensive
00:28:41| you know particularly you get a shotgun oh hang on I just mail it I may later yeah it feels so good it does it pretty epic musical great it's like two steps from hell is this the
00:29:07| thing yeah I go into it join my it join me in my my jet stream tube just a couple of people who don't pander to anything right here yeah it's cool it was this I do dig it they do do a good
00:29:25| job these fellows can't wait til we build a space elevator people will pay ridiculous amounts of money did you see the pea sauce we want you know the materials also a thin tube that goes XML
00:29:40| there's like a physics limit to it it's like in the Vsauce yeah the weight and tension of itself will destroy sigh based on a comment that we got on our YouTube channel we're gonna be famous in
00:29:58| no time and no time so maybe by the time this is done uploading yeah exactly you know his name was electronic controller that's the worst name for a bad guy do love with the names for these guys is
00:30:12| awful yeah there's nothing really sexy about their names of not even a little bit I think you mentioned is the last one that their meaning policy is the worst in the
00:30:21| world egg or like the boss from Twitter Lyons his name was boom boom he's a brother that was I wrong yeah funny I mean that was hilarious BBE Wm boom boom yeah boom boom mm-hmm
00:30:43| and he was actually challenging oh shit I think I hit you in the head I was like a pounder is over I don't care brutal thank you we're gonna destroy it feels good oh boy boom open the damn
00:31:05| door [Music] thank you speed right button right click gotta hold it for a while right thank you just kind of talk dude vigils
00:31:22| are really badass right out here yeah it's I mean it's it's good to look at oh yeah the ridge '''l destiny one players really disdain it because it's not a grind fest but I don't and this stage of
00:31:36| my life I can't handle grind fest oh so new follower to the show my old roommate from college Tom Bologna she loves he loves destiny once so much he told me he'd actually
00:31:49| marry it he knows the new games out he's just not gonna touch them this one it's to what he's saying does it fit in the holes have the disc it has an odd sheet I will
00:32:00| tell you that you roommate what you have her for years you're gonna figure that I was a corkscrew dick like a duck yeah that's a real thing I can't believe that like science science made their penis
00:32:14| like shaped like a weird corkscrew just make it so like I didn't hear this you never heard about this like ducks it all works related any corkscrew vaginas cuz they they want to make with you know
00:32:28| their their species because other ducks can change fuck they're their bitches did hear this yeah yeah it's all I thought was to do with once you get in and get out so you're done that too is
00:32:40| that they like Ducks are voracious fuckers like they just that's they don't like oh I tried every purchase ever it's uh it's almost scary shit I did it wrong but guess what only use my charger oh
00:32:57| the great thing and waste yeah your potential is wasted your potential like what if you had a video to video game that just mocked your life like you know you do never amount to anything
00:33:11| get a job get a job stop start working wasting your time okay damn that was a color fast rate bear of action but imagine if you had a penis that would only fit in one woman like
00:33:33| two women what if you have a split penis but if it only fit in one woman how how readily would you be searching for that one what you'd be all over women you'd be like wait let me check it no not the
00:33:48| key you know I just I just drove into a wall thinking there's no way they'll kill me oh it did those balls on I'm boosting to you don't don't hit the hole while you're boosting dangerous it's a
00:34:04| deadly wall this it is i should've drove urine or something there's another one right there and just hit that pad yeah i guess it's probably probably done with intercept yeah yeah it is actually
00:34:18| there's nothing there's one other thing the the tea leaves dan I'm no fool I know fools fool but I will load one because it's big oh you got a celebrity challenge you think about don't I am so
00:34:36| prepared for this episode but I was very busy making dinner and I tried pork chops a new way and it turned out awful so I have a good day huh good you had to pick two to male celebrities and then
00:34:49| they might not even be celebrities have a to designers in this game I don't even know the an anonymous person whoever designed this game we have a challenge free of you for you to stand on one foot
00:35:03| one foot yeah and paste my piss into a cup and however much filled I come to us yeah yeah cuz you're obviously high cuz this game could be better I feel a lot better especially since you probably
00:35:17| work for Activision which is a corporate soulless entity okay path you have a question for you it's got an accuracy standing on one foot trying to pee in a cup whoever fills it the most
00:35:30| wins for two two developer of this game they can prep like drink as long as they want they're allowed to do whatever they I don't think most people can pee standing on one leg where did you hear
00:35:41| this it's probably College I would say I try to college in there's no way that's fill I feel like you need to take a piss break and try it out but maybe in the future maybe in the future next time you
00:35:53| take a piss well give it a shot my next bit I'm gonna figure this out one leg even sound hard it doesn't but it's quite tricky all those college challenges where you try to spoonful of
00:36:06| cinnamon or gallon of milk etc or like they are very true it doesn't it rains what I don't even know we're supposed to go here wait it's probably in here but how do I get a dessert that already with
00:36:19| develop I was supposed to run in there no yeah I didn't go inside of it are sir opening an opening in there somewhere maybe it's on the other side I think it is on the other side oppression state oh
00:36:35| we're in my vehicle oh yeah it's immune oh we gotta shoot it up a bit no use the Interceptor I got it with my grenade no I think I got it when I started doing this all right I only see
00:36:54| things from my perspective I'm a stoic so Oh stupid no what is this office ism you think like really um interactive gaming websites whatever designer for this game
00:37:08| whatever do you think they don't encourage them use drugs I don't know people say that's not like people who are seeking my creative become more creative it's not necessarily if they're
00:37:18| doing drugs right right so did they just say you they just don't protest maybe like so they could if they wanted to but they don't I think they're in California
00:37:27| where it's legal right but it even where it's legal I mean drinking beer every day is right you know we don't want your employee to do it I mean I have a job
00:37:37| where they encouraged that actually yeah they like to drink a six-pack that while you worked I read it helped you do stay employed with that company cuz they didn't pay very much for the alcoholics
00:37:51| though is fantastic for for Friday's when everyone's gone out for happy hour and they're already starting that's it's a pretty good feeling get real good whoa dr. John O'Shea I think the graphics and
00:38:05| the thought design and a lot of stuff behind this game are incredible but to me I'm just running a lot and just I'm either taking damage or not taking damage a really confused but I'm just
00:38:14| running yeah there isn't too much that's like a like a boss that's challenging like you failed you failed you failed and then you finally figure out that you're supposed to hit them in like the
00:38:22| back of the knee cap or something you're like oh yeah they had like visuals that's when telling me and and they had surgically repaired knees and what you noticed yeah can't you tell that he's
00:38:36| elderly he's an elderly hipster he he sets on the earlier in the game where his mother was worried about his knee condition because it was recovering you weren't playing wait is this guy good at
00:38:46| shooting chicken yeah it's a dangerous chicken oh you got stabbed by Nathan Fillion look at that good job Nathan he's gonna stab the tuna please stop it'll be great a peek
00:38:55| roasted it here their blood is fantastic for healing I'm also diseased so oh no here's my here's my scenario my real one so you're you're in a human centipede that involves three people which which
00:39:15| segment do you want to be in front there will need my poop hunger don't guilty about it but I mean I'd rather feel guilty about then um be eating someone's secondary so that was easy what about
00:39:31| the second position sure the second best to be the third position right no the middle position would be the second-best position I would think as you get some sort
00:39:46| rewards for pooping and pleasure yeah where's the third one yet and it's like recycled food it's like it's like second second poop second pooping skip that thing I don't care about a guy he killed
00:40:00| everybody hmm what about like a soft scenario if you're waking up in the middle of a challenge that said he had to cut off all right just you're adjusting yeah
00:40:17| it's hard so what would be like the worst saw challenge the you wake up hidden stuff where you have to cut yourself open to get key or there's one guy in to walk
00:40:26| over broken glass jump in and like a pit of needles or something because using that bad you know I think the worst all telling for me and if you're listening jackass sole guy with the puppet would
00:40:38| be if you were like you have to wake up and slowly drink 19 beers over the course of the day and watch egos behind you like no don't make me do it I just do it play just me 2:23 that way I don't
00:40:52| think I'm the right spot it's okay I wish you died I was rooting against him I wish this good Jesus like a new you're noticing something here that's they did this in the very beginning of the game
00:41:08| if you noticed like when you start hiding in an open area there's other people doing the same thing yeah so it's like they join you but it's only for a very short time like and it's not really
00:41:17| it's like more oh yeah and they could have done a lot more with it like it could have been like you're fighting a boss that's impossible with two people and then it's just like starts adding
00:41:27| and adding and adding more people but they didn't do that over but they were like we we could go a lot of places yeah we have the expansion packs for you to pay for oh there it is
00:41:40| which I think one came out yesterday what you saw thanks dude it's already included in game uses it to pay 60 bucks to get it extra or included and that's extra not the original 60 bucks then
00:41:52| ease now huh yeah I haven't even begin to beat the game yet I mean give me at least another week I haven't spent enough on my mobile games yet pay for this engaging teachers
00:42:08| I do like this theme music for everyone call it feel like this is almost standard now like what has kill me just kill me kinase hold on you are in there need help need a man you demand no I got
00:42:28| no questions what worried there okay getting the barrack in the barrier it does closed think interesting this is actually part of the game that I like this is like running along the it's
00:42:53| gonna happen here the rooftops of it closed I lose it yeah now you're stuck outside it the battle everyone by yourself alright I get to watch you die I will because my mouse is gonna breathe
00:43:04| but I'm doing really good what is your which is a grenade special it sticks the dudes and explosions bounce around other dudes and reform that gives me help a lot of dudes in that situation yes
00:43:20| that's quite special yeah they'll gravitate to you great it's less of a grenade then more vibes you just throw it out vibes I'm I hope this guy in here I'm gonna die in
00:43:40| this situation yeah you snuck up behind me it was one of those like weird guns that has like six barrels okay it's coming down go down yeah that X accent guy he's got an AK accent
00:43:54| he saved your ass oh yeah it wasn't all it's like it's so weird is it the longer I play the more the mouse does this thing where it get her up to my gameplay I'm not sure what it's related to
00:44:15| like if you're spinning around it does definitely but but I wonder if it's also just lag related in general because it's a window in underneath screen I don't know I feel like you can add like two
00:44:28| pixels to the size of the screen to make it so it doesn't do that I feel like I can but there's no add to pixels plan there's uh if you go to all on it kills ever if you hit the button hit settings
00:44:42| yeah video and then windows you can make the window it's much larger is it's filling my whole screen like I the only thing I can't see is the there's tiny corners of red and look if I go all the
00:44:57| way to my left nothing all the way all right nothing so actually I just what are up and down yeah no that's not strange it has to do with fighting I think it's because there must be some
00:45:11| weird lag where I press down the keyboard button at the same time that I'm going directionally really best like just again when I on this behind all these guys and that's why I made this
00:45:23| sure it's not like a special character and like some other program like Skype I don't think so because nothing pops off hate that when you just program those special characters that can be your
00:45:37| right or like generic it's like hitting L 3 times notification pops up in the corner and just destroys like did you know it's like thank you thanks paper clip the funniest one I ever seen was it
00:45:50| was like if you ever want to see your kid again it's the favorite it's like I noticed you're trying to write a hostage in it would you like me to help you would you like to try different
00:46:00| different letters from different magazines oh yes thank you being so mature yeah I bought it just did it again there yeah I'll do it you're just sitting in
00:46:18| there okay go home John yeah but I'll come cool you know it it's a it's definitely a button lag I think it's when I press any button too many times so anything like the fire bundle any
00:46:33| times in a row sure you guys take your keys on because if I hit shift a bunch time to let me go right I don't know how you have your settings a million times now on timing
00:46:50| or a strange as one of the things like if an old person tells you they have a problem with their computer like they can never describe no no and I'm trying to stop to you and your plane we don't
00:47:01| like I don't say this yeah there's nothing wrong with your computer it's all in your head this is one classic things design I built a lot of computers uh-huh and like
00:47:14| old people always ask me to do it for them I'm just like what no cuz then they expect me to be tech support it's just like I can't right right is that if anything goes wrong they need to call
00:47:24| you because they can't even describe this problem somehow yeah let alone a somebody to actually do the work that's provided I no way okay I was punching me let's do the fucking lamp I
00:47:39| know there's a dude on fire next to those maybe you're taking burn attitude yeah this is the music playing when you were like crippled barely walking around the beat of the pointless cripple it
00:47:52| yeah I mean I guess it was supposed to show how oh is this where we were on the beginning - um it could have been maybe we're done here look over here no there's just a bunch of water down
00:48:04| the bottom well over there though possibly shit is crazy I can interact with them all oh my god you're freezing yeah but it was so funny because I'd
00:48:23| caught the guy dead to rights and it froze so he turn around look at me he was like trying to shoot me I was like please please please please and it finally came undone maybe that's
00:48:31| a difficulty setting you will randomly freeze it's like a Silent Hill I've never played it but I like they had things where like the volume would start to
00:48:44| decrease and it would show on the screen like your TV volume or it get like fuzzy you're like back in the olden bit yeah like if you'd start to get like a little static yes mm-hmm
00:48:54| anyone would be back god bless or it'd be like your game shut off you know the classic like the old TVs that would like have a little like zigzag white and then the dot in the middle yeah I do that to
00:49:06| you one of things if I ever have time I'd actually play that game and see how it was advice suck now oh yeah I was gonna say it wouldn't be worth that much honor
00:49:22| I think yeah they might might be ingenious I wait till the next one comes out if ever that studio gets free three more rows right now in the middle is bullshit
00:49:33| here to save my ass hmm I was like Renee Decker needed so awesome certain grenades suck I was playing with my hunter and he has something that like like stick to the walls and then they
00:49:54| spray out no but it's impossible to like stick it to the wall there is a wall at a spot and then if someone's in a field it's like you can't stick it to the ground and then hope they walk over it
00:50:04| so just walk away from it it's like a a human reaction they're just like looking at it like I'm not gonna run over that hey why did you throw that so this part I actually liked so I feel like I'm in
00:50:20| the game and now it's like an objective but it's not anything related to killing people it's just waiting for view but it's just like running on top ah rooftops are the old your play mirrors
00:50:37| edge quiet no I thought that was just a stupid TV show is it a TV show mirrors oh yeah oh you kidding me do I want to see my baby don't worry about I'm right here I'm right here
00:50:55| but mirrors edge was uh whose uh knowledge clanking what's that what's it that sport where they run around like a CD hardcore hardcore yeah so you're playing is like a parkour person and
00:51:09| they run across the rooftops because they worse that's a little bit like Assassin's Creed and its origin wait do you know I'm guessing here but did Tesla's creed clone without because of
00:51:19| Prince of Persia I think that was its origin because it feels a good idea like it right right and I move the same that that's one of those games that I played way way early right
00:51:30| I love that game those boobs you do perverse time whatever sands of time sands of time brother what then I'll give you your wagon bullcrap hamster food also a lot of things in that game
00:51:42| that were unique for bosses I remember there's a boss that would like he would throw things at you in like a circular fashion and then you would freeze time to run around him and up and to tell you
00:51:53| in the back oh yes right now I'm gonna games do that you have to come over here try to slide then jump cool too late it would have been cooler already started oh god I'm knocked up Fillion come on
00:52:20| they shouldn't even try to name their own characters keep on eighth and Phillies the other guy uh-oh oh no it's all the edge damn it grenade yeah you're around the corner you know I feel like
00:52:35| this thing I'm right next to you actually yeah well I just turn around but those are they what was the guy oh shit no it was uh what's the AMC show I really have to pay
00:52:54| it I'm gonna find people one put it here you try so I got opinion you better try I revived it your girl just the guy won't finish I'm trying to finish does this uh came out of Cohen Nick to here
00:53:09| I'm just gonna kill these guys silently and you guys can watch the end game is really interesting because you start to understand why people warp in and warp out of different public events it's the
00:53:21| best way to level so it's enough you can watch this video I can skip over it instead of the crap of not understanding why people are disappearing and showing up randomly you understand when you
00:53:36| start moving with a group and they start doing all this I have to wait for him oh that might have been bad watch that portal closed and I'll never find a way he's right standing on one foot trying
00:53:57| to pee and he's never gonna do it did you pee on one foot yeah it wasn't that hard was that weird that difficult I mean it wasn't easy easy but I don't I keep him target when
00:54:18| you're how accurate were you ah pretty accurate but then I also was like after a while I was like well it's just like I would lean for a couple seconds and I was like let's use the wall oh you got a
00:54:29| free worksheet warp ahead yeah now kill all these things before they do jump oh shit I'm their shield should've brought my shotgun oh yeah assault rifle well I have it's always
00:54:52| fun you had a hand cannon it's a dick which is cool but not convenient right there I missed the hand cannons from Resident Evil is actually that purpose Magnum Magnum
00:55:04| yeah Magnum ammo like once a game yeah well you know if you angled like straight up you could use either Magnum or Chuck and take a zombie skull head off mmm so we're gonna hang it real
00:55:16| close yeah I like the slow walk like the shifting angle and then you'd be like he couldn't he was aligned you yeah it was a hard I missed those games man those are the simpler times how yes they were
00:55:40| of course you couldn't play any multiplayer games except for like Starcraft because just in EverQuest if you ever look back on it it has like shitty polygon armor like dude watch us
00:55:53| do it I'm wasting it on you but I don't give a damn three orbs of light yeah alive nephew that's good she's good it's good tell me this doesn't feel like Super
00:56:13| Mario when you start coming right there what why it can't be yeah nothing is huge yep traveller and it's nipple bellybutton I don't know what part it would attach to could be the anus did it
00:56:40| we've mistakenly attached the rear end Oh are we already fighting that dude who's been all the cutscenes yeah in the previous cutscene he killed everyone else so we didn't have to fight them
00:56:50| thank you we appreciate that what does he have on its back is he ready to go like surfing we're already met the other dudes with their shoulder pads the students got his back pads you
00:57:04| can't there's nothing I don't even nothing he uses that he pulls out a handgun but he's gotta have a gun on his back what the hell that thing behind it his gun he said no I've got this I'm
00:57:18| gonna use the planet as my weapon start swinging it around good man watch keep in mind there's these uh the gold things show up like the rings of light and what are they yeah you can redo your special
00:57:41| oh really run away this guy I threw a grenade on earlier just feel like he really disappeared out of there guys got one how about running two epic boss battle and they're hiding
00:58:25| guys like he's locked and loaded but he's just waiting for me to look at him so you can fire thanks guy oh I gotta watch your back back rear
00:58:53| there we go I got something for thank you special Duff right now yeah tell them that your mom what the city die dude where is he he's in his little vortex I can't hurt
00:59:28| him we dude comes out I got something for good really dudes punch freeze-frame I kind of wish it would keep track of who does more damage or who kills more
00:59:49| enemies I mean it does oh shit we're frozen stop yeah and I just wish it would tell you like unmannered an is better than none pander Nick no just constantly to say that I got specialists
01:00:10| wait throw it out is a whole she's coming towards you I know he's right here hey have that oh oh there's a tunnel right it's convenient dang it would be I don't know if the Dodgers
01:00:29| he's almost dead good here I got something for got something for his podcast I feel like car brought up too and he had this T is anyway this is the whole
01:00:54| game folks spoiler alert testing to is really easy don't buy it don't even play at that trash you gotta get into all the items and gear which is all the same so got a
01:01:07| really got a really grind post I do kind of enjoy it but not as no game is ever as challenging as the older games they always make a game easier for some reasons they never say because kids I
01:01:21| don't know yeah damn damn kids get off my video games wait this is all doing dude this is when the traveler fights back oh boy I do like the the visual like molten
01:01:38| lava and the red and the blue here and blue is cutting through and up breaking it move you just shut up what insurance why didn't you do that to begin with I was gonna say that the the one character
01:01:59| the shoulder pad is voiced by I think his name is Lionel from AMC's Walking Dead okay the black guy with the staff if you watched no I don't think is named Lionel seems wrong but yeah he's
01:02:14| enjoyable well so one of my favorite character sometimes there's a there's character actors that are always good and it says innate yeah whatever movie I see him in among cool like he was like a
01:02:25| detective or something in the wire that Baltimore based in some of the why not season one now it's funny because that's that shows like dystopian but it's actually Baltimore
01:02:38| no it's just regular fold along there's no there's no actors yeah and it took like each season was about different ways the system fails people there's like the schools politicians courts cops
01:02:52| you know cops the media it's just think it really depressing but humorous in a way cuz it's so true hold on there kind of reminisce about all those scenes we had Zulu fireteam
01:03:12| Zulu that Star Wars or Star Trek I'm not sure thing Zulu is a character search or a thin wonder if they have it on the contract like I have to be the witty one I have to move around I'll spry like
01:03:26| what if you had heard them all for money he couldn't resist and then he made his character like awful and boring and dumb he had to read the lines he was like oh no what will we doing it he's the third
01:03:39| guy on the caterpillar and the Senate feed sorry you signed up for a hit ha ha whoa I can't believe even on your screen they're showing my guy it's the little yeah that's amazing oh my god my my
01:03:54| green dreadlocks mahogany side pieces won the battle his lipstick sticks out among all others green eyeshadow you could stare down any man in the oh yeah this is my desk for a peaceful this if
01:04:24| you get far enough away from destruction it's always peaceful look after you ruin everyone's like yeah like the Sun is like beaming and you're just like ha beautiful day but if you're all the Sun
01:04:33| oh my god skin yeah I guess that's good no stop it I don't want to see this who's gonna get skipped it or just broken yeah how much of that was like an hour-and-a-half baby told you to
01:04:53| take about that time are you again little sleepy you know I'm tired I am I am like I can't eat rug yeah it could good honest whatever the word I might be a little Boris and put on a podcast like
01:05:06| this excellent my my ain't game yes sir weak because I focus on gaming and making up for yeah - freezing its queers and I can't concentrate on like jokes I can't concentrate on telling you that
01:05:18| you're all whole I wanna make Dothan joke so I want to just it is distracting to have something actively being played so shout out to all the people to play and talk at the same time God blushes
01:05:32| yeah but most I don't watch for him any of them but most of them are just reactionary to the game and then they're right for reactionary oh my god did you see that the screen was blowing glue it
01:05:45| has Stardust a lighter look glowing blue there you go I don't even know what this means is that supposed to be a supernova starting something else ancient new life giant 59.99 goes across the screen and
01:06:06| then you click here and then a giant ad pops up with like download a bonus content wow man that clouds it looks pretty fake right now well that's like terabyte animated yeah it's
01:06:19| like they just overlaid it on top of that one whoa just yet for destiny one then just yeah I think there's like a pyramid of course more bad guys destiny sorry oh my god we're seeing the
01:06:35| unveiling of bad guys that are even better they're called the vein they just steer you steal your glitter I mean glimmer they're called the reapers the reapers
01:06:49| the other popular fallout effectiveness act like an ass effect or the reapers what is the purpose is always the annihilate no to have sex with the blue chick it was the purpose
01:07:01| oh yeah luckily command a shepherd Shepherds such an awkward 16 I actually can't remember out land I'm pretty sure I qualify she was saying he was just like yeah the other sex scenes
01:07:21| are even more awkward like the one that you can't she can't take off her helmet it's like you can't kiss her yeah the one who represents like you got Islam or not Islam I can't tell ya everyone hates
01:07:31| my people and it's like for a home thing we have to pray to the west let's do it hmm but people hate us and we're from a desert planet I'm like okay I get it so what is this we beat the game we get
01:07:48| things yeah this is the tower so the tower allows you to buy by vehicles so you want to go around and talk to everybody that's the dude that picked up all your items that you lost oh these
01:08:03| were things already have yeah you'd like fall off an edge and you couldn't get in line this chick over here can give you like if you have any bright engrams accept it yep who's got some cool you
01:08:20| can take both of them you don't to select them it's not an option oh right yeah yep you sure yeah I'm pretty sure you don't trust me yeah I got it was right I got engrams or something I know
01:08:34| yeah so I call ready decrypt them all or wait you can do all of them unless you have a luminous one so you guys are already ship a shitty ship looks like a shock ordeals educator yeah all the good
01:08:49| health or the Optima see an opportunity that's a made-up word that's fantastic and you get in each any vehicles so you want to buy a vehicle I think you can go down scroll down like look down that
01:09:05| Bull green and black one I think that's a vehicle thank you video every garden any brake dust I guess you're not special enough okay may you scandal let's see what else
01:09:21| we got here my carry brake dust ah yeah you can buy what you need to need boom boom do you like this weapon sure that's all right I'm sorry oh cool this is where I can mod it up if
01:09:43| I wanted yeah you can actually buy random mods now so you can rather now handle five damage well I think it's a decent thing to that weapon like even though it's not a give max glimmer yet
01:09:55| and now I have 42 42 grand looks back dealership I know what I want take it easy like that let's see what we got here hey yeah what's going on that's the ball
01:10:14| and to me somebody else it's an elo II do to me I'm copyrighted yes yeah you go around talking everybody and they give you stuff and then there's a guy that makes ships take his name is
01:10:30| a ship right notice what it's all the maybe this is not a name things ship right master Rahul no don't try to make him an ethnicity it's it's too obvious it's all only my stuff it with this war
01:10:53| is complicated it's like an algorithm um as I'm selling these is there a way to know if they have mods on them I don't think you can break down the mods I think once you fuse them they stay fused
01:11:08| what about ones I picked up at random they don't have mod Z then you should stop caring honestly I think it like the items that you have will be replaced very frequently or as you start doing
01:11:19| you'll understand what some we're gonna do another podcast where we go through the public events and then we're gonna do a strike as well and you'll understand that like you'll start
01:11:27| getting items that just it goes yeah make make what you have in comparison and we're gonna we're gonna boost you to 260 and then we're gonna do one of those times it's gonna
01:11:36| be a raid by app and raid which is supposed to be long and arduous will probably be a joke because we're adults and we're smart we're intelligently positioned to be better than like I have
01:11:51| to yellow and don't tell them I would keep those because you confuse them into better weapons if they have a Pirkle yeah yeah they do all right if you hopefully the ogre battle which
01:12:05| is like a very obscure PlayStation game thieves to make it so like it was like an RPG but you confuse all like every character together to get every combination of mutant essentially it was
01:12:16| pretty fantastic that's what fusing that the guns kind of makes me feel like but to a very shitty lesser simplistic degree fucked I have to keep talking to people you have to
01:12:32| literally talk to it really like twice and they're like oh okay oh he's for real he's still here yeah give me everything you need so I got talk to her second ago and she's now
01:12:41| just like wait I have a gift for you like why didn't you wait the hood of Optimus ii i got has ten armor ten defense does it give you anything from high atop humanity we watch they all hit
01:12:55| it like what that's not optimal legendary that's terrible that's the worst thing I could you possibly he get I don't even think there's anything less than 10 is it a joke owned as a kid say
01:13:11| that's bizarre totally guess huh yeah so I need any time I see something with Optimus II over just like no it's a made-up word it doesn't really mean it's optimal
01:13:29| apparently it doesn't in this talk to Nathan Fillion right now give me a sword it's shitty just buy these because I have a lot what happened annoyed glimmer what the fuck
01:13:49| Michael Emma just went down to 40,000 for some reason because you're with me no I don't know where the hell it went I'll have to review the video to see when it disappeared slow-motion stealing
01:14:05| of all my glimmer the Fox I had a hundred I bought like two things and that was about it maybe one of the things that was offered to me was actually something I needed to
01:14:15| buy I was like they just fucking made it look like it was a gift fucking car salesman pricks this is a question I accidentally landed down here how do I get back up you don't there's
01:14:30| there's a little bladder somewhere that's corny it should be should punish you for falling should have to kill yourself in front of God in front of your friends friends of friends event
01:14:44| check out the blog or cancer blogs because they're just as optimistic as what Nick just said yeah folks check out our blog check out not our blog check out other people's blogs check out other
01:14:57| people's things check out other people's they use check out not all the people who cares this is it's weird because I feel more sad for the blog that hasn't been updated in eight years than the
01:15:07| person who died of cancer where blog has been neglected they never got some live a full life the blog it's a shame yeah so we've got socials I guess we
01:15:26| have you know we've website WWI web which is easier to say no World Wide Web dot on painters comm www on manners Lundy on matters just don't hand it out online
01:15:42| only idiots would think it'd be the unplanned errors because that'd be more difficult and then we have we have Facebook YouTube we put all the videos we're
01:15:52| gonna put a podcast up somewhere just audio someone once we like it yeah enough visitors I guess subscribers viewed is that like button subscribe one you just hit that everyone in the world
01:16:05| you can't ask that they have to try one naturally and then see Oh hmm I think that covers it yeah everything covered again I'm still looking and see where that LM going and I'm trying to these
01:16:28| people I figured out what it is all right click what is it is it right click that's freezing yeah if I'm moving home doing right but now let's stop there I'm moving right click and
01:16:41| speeding you instantly became old dude you fucking old no no I can save you from here computer literacy which of these should I I don't think I don't know that does new mission available oh
01:17:07| it's notice it starts the mission that you've already played I think I don't want to revisit you I've been in power guess that starts like a fire team that does a strike or something
01:17:23| yeah thanks and we don't take a look at liner yeah yeah sorry people we all distracted you look at our items we're getting a little bit encouraged we're gonna look site whip up yeah thanks for
01:17:37| watching we kind of like yeah sounds good well I was we do like him a lot I hope you enjoyed my my voice was smoother than usual it's a little little baritone was deeper I thought you get
01:17:57| period oh yeah so 20 years later baby I'm ready for you it's been good this is uh destiny to the finish the completion the beginning waited enjoy people have a good night
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