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00:00:00| so this is Dan and you are dead folks holy smokes woods holy smokes are together we formed this team oh man it's not like anything else you know it's pretty unique we call ourselves the
00:00:23| on enters within if you're a borrower pumper so what the lumbers yeah I think the numbers are growing by the month this one well that's a number the number is up growing it sure is most one it's
00:00:44| getting larger you can bring it to a wedding at this place folks it did you know we're old friends we like to talk and cheer topics I broke out of somewhat of what we do all right what do we do
00:01:01| it's like for a couple of ghosts from an eighties kids movie we start off really crazy and scary but then by the end we kind of just fade away and realize what made us unhappy whose began it makes
00:01:21| folks 21 and older that's a disclaimer and so is this a employer can't sue me a employer can't fire me hey employer can not hire me wrong you can't do anything either
00:01:41| yeah celebrity you get too big either because this is for what then free speech I was a nerd David mermen middle second-amendment folks and entertainment this is only within
00:01:55| educational purposes school chock-full of usable information education outside yeah you can't disseminate this podcast either yes well you can share it you just can't use it as your own
00:02:10| you can't disseminate it yeah disseminate so many times Co cemani this dissipation three things you can't disseminate guys the NFL the unn panders and your ex-wife alright guys this is
00:02:26| gonna get you should assimilated someone's looks real quick tongue twister for you it's a good say with me folks the Dutch destroyers disseminated the
00:02:49| generative crucial ligament is one the Eagles season is over if you just cut it in half DS a Dutch destroyer disseminated the generative crucial ligament I'm gonna give me say that
00:03:05| ligament he already got me on the tongue twister the quarterback man with the passer rating that's like in the ridiculous numbers right 130 or something third
00:03:23| downs here's passer rating is heart rating is for the roof and uh how much of your let of his leg did you see it was like I think his legs just like flopping
00:03:33| everywhere he got hit from both sides by guys we'd like 300 pounds we can run like four O's but he's been hit like that before it's just one of those freak things your ACL yeah so they clinched
00:03:48| the division and they won and now so weird feeling cuz like footballs weird like you're gonna win that you feel like they were gonna win just based on the stupid opinion Angelo's gonna feel like
00:04:03| magical stuffs happening crazy things are going on not to mention next year your defensive coordinator is gonna be a coach somewhere look the pic Jim Schwartz you
00:04:12| could lose two or three other free agents guys could get injured next year you know what I mean like it's all about who's healthy who's hot and you were healthy and hot now you're
00:04:23| who's the backup the guy they hire Capron I get though they didn't impose no you know that names he's thank you Paul Nikki sticks baby they had him around Philly five years
00:04:34| didn't they yeah he um he for twenty-two touchdowns right two interceptions one here something ridiculous that was the best year is life but uh they're gonna try and recreate magic they always do a
00:04:51| sound prop to him it's like puzzle everybody like like real yokel type guy I'm root for Nikki Sixx folks Superbowl or bus pull myself some more of this thanks bringing it up yeah I remember a
00:05:07| season where he didn't do so hot and then he pretty much faded into non-existence and then apparently still exists means backup quarterback of a bang-up cubies a job real chose best
00:05:17| bake but 14 million a year to hold a cookbook and shit they don't have to get her they don't look to get hit there's no pressure on it's awesome I'm pretty much heading out for coffee hang with
00:05:30| the team tell jokes I didn't a great like backup athlete I tell jokes with the best of all there's been like let's get it with whipped cream it is lying around on the sidelines huh what can we
00:05:45| do one day they'd be like I need you to play a really old retriever behind you and you just they mean that Nick and runs and field and takes your spot and the other coach is screaming that this
00:06:06| is illegal and and all look at all the referees are getting together I mean like there's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play football part there isn't anything in the rule book I
00:06:18| hope not so you have any clarifications or Corrections or the last time I I did I did make Bolognese and I was wrong there is no Bologna in Bolognese just I just want to clarify because last time I
00:06:33| was real confused I heard you and I made Bolin it tasted awful Elia added Bologna no it takes it was my family members got sick since fun.you I think living at your
00:06:54| family's entirety of three people right so everyone got sick I was hated so uh I do want to make a quick correction I said my bank ATM number was seven six five eight I wouldn't tell you guys my
00:07:17| back number it's six seven five eight my mom's birthday so there's a Sussman well that's her maiden name now it's not no big deal I guess that's I shouldn't tell you guys everything yeah
00:07:30| some of the numbers are my Sosh in in that's all gonna start with two zero nine and go from there okay it's a little correction where's your feet you with me reduce team it would be muggy
00:07:45| your meat yeah where did you meet your mate for the first time that's always the question I like Dan answer no one ever get really serious about it and then I say the camera have you ever done
00:08:02| one that's like you have to answer two or three security questions yeah and you know it makes me like Dean right one time there was just one I had an answer for it was like where is your wife's
00:08:15| whatever I was like who married and one was like what was your first pet's where did you get your first pet or something else about hell no it was the woods the woods can I write no Libby see I mean it
00:08:27| was like compared to just the weirdest thing it was like what was your sixth grade favorite teacher and I was like I don't know let's do it hey when they don't make it so it's
00:08:38| definitive like what is youngest child's birthday it's like why didn't for than one or two this might come into effect later in the episode but when I started taking out all my school
00:08:53| loans for college and they accept like a five letter password like like password really this wasn't good enough we know uses lightly so do you know what I did I changed all my passwords to
00:09:05| either one of two things for all my loans you can log in right now and pay for me I actually think I had to change him again but it was always a few spelled out if you want because I'd have
00:09:15| a number and the other one was not paying one was but nothing something like that so it's really funny would I would be like locked out they'd be like what is your pants protected like mmm I
00:09:25| know TEP hey Wai ing they like not hang you said it not me anyway I used to do that for all my questions where they'll let you type it in I write in not sure so
00:09:42| whenever they ask me the question I go up not sure oh okay sir and then they ask me a second one I'm like I think you know the answer he's like I'm not sure I give it
00:10:01| a lab to change that for all of my passwords now a lot of our passwords just my bank I'm not terribly worried a couple loans couple of social you figured all out just look up my property
00:10:16| taxes and just click pay enter in your credit card everything will take care of itself female I always get is like five minutes after I make up came in one of my bank
00:10:27| cards or Amazon card or whatever it's like did you know someone made a payment to your account this is alert number is like just don't even send me that I mean it's no one
00:10:38| saying you're losing money again no I'm gaining money someone made a payment you may be yes if someone else broke into play account was like let's say his loans offshore account like it I
00:10:58| mean we got Danu hackers that's exactly why I brought up my properties act is because they're public and there's no way they don't even ask you to sign in there's no
00:11:10| like reference really you could just look up any window Eddie works in pay anyway that's pretty good but start paying property taxes I want to find the lowest property tax on the
00:11:24| entire list just okay logs in he's like actually probably did yeah I do it's fine little smirk or a smile I do I do have a lot of small one but it's kind of a dad joke but if there is giant
00:11:50| warehouse that's filled with like home goods it's not the store I'm goods but it's something similar it's called at home I'll say because that's very generic anyway because that could be
00:12:02| anywhere it's not at my home yeah that was the giant warehouse to filled with like tons of stuff in the one corner there's pictures there's a picture of a horse and I was walking with my wife and
00:12:13| I got this elf girl and she just looks she looks at me like huh I was like of me I'm a stallion and then she she's like shaking her head and then like I was like oh they have you too and like
00:12:27| right next to the horse did a picture of a pig not good got a good classic yeah that's my smile and smirk I guess a little bit so my girlfriend drives a it's a lane trope now the middle one
00:13:07| it's not the wrath work what about that okay I later thank you Island that's a new land was in there somewhere so I gotta work she's gotta go to work
00:13:21| no big deal start the car doing kid stuff getting into the car he's probably beat them I think she beat them gets into the car everyone's finally in the car everything's locked
00:13:34| up she can finally get the hell out of here she gives to put it in reverse it won't get out of park so she says the weirdest thing she had to this is crazy turns a sports car that's what that's
00:13:47| what she thought she was out of my mind turns it off turns it back lawn this is easy crap the damn thing would reverse right mm-hmm goes nope not going nothing's happened before she freaked
00:14:02| out cause everyone she knows me the governor isn't in the United States she hasn't on speed up she googles it and apparently underneath the where this you know the shifter is okay you can top it
00:14:17| off all cars have this I believe it's a manual override in case something's wrong with the electronics it's like men you need to get your current in neutral it's like a safety thing so she's
00:14:27| Google's do this at least make sure your car get into the neutral she takes it off pops a little screwdriver hits a little button it won't even go in a neutral look that's that's bad she just
00:14:39| drove this car yesterday parked it in the driveway kids gotta go to daycare she's gotta go to work this is bizarre edited them Coulter stepdad he used to be a mechanic he lets
00:14:49| everyone know ten times calls my brother-in-law he is a mechanic yeah everyone's involved I'm finding out about this an hour later everyone's converging on the house like all these
00:15:00| people Andrew Regan services did you check to make sure it was on yeah check the pictures on each one's reaching in it's not a transmission lever the transmission lever rate into the
00:15:10| transmission I already checked the transmission it could be the lever did you make sure it's on like everyone's double-checking over the eight times she's going nuts she's googling things
00:15:20| do we give up I had to call Toyota it something some kind of warranty anyway doesn't even bring it to my brother-in-law's shop whatever it's under she gets a call like six hours
00:15:32| later cars good ready to go okay I can't help you what I issue with the lever something I don't so we go there was a walnut park release lever its excuse me there is a walnut
00:15:51| inside your car right where the lever goes down like it's a mechanical load which is blocked by the walnut I said oh the wall nine months could have been an animal put that in there well diagnose
00:16:11| fix everything else go be 139 bucks no we threw it out we're gonna make it spread any gold and call the golden walnut max person has their car breakdown concrete on the side of the
00:16:36| highway someone breaks down you pull over and you're like I'm here to save you here's the golden walnut the money to him in the drive off know what happened I guess a squirrel climbed up
00:16:49| in there drop the wallet at the exact spot because there's not a lot of room to drop things are there right now no but squirrels are habitual Ossetian you gotta watch that squirrel man we know
00:17:02| look the park leave her walnut issue it was funny in the write-up the the computer pronounced that they do in the shop there's one there was a walnut over something else really all the people
00:17:16| were like this is hilarious I'm like this is expensive why would why wouldn't they say like it was their fault like they shouldn't design a car so you could stick something in that shift lever
00:17:29| could you stick something between the wheels like a giant 8-foot pipe that right across it would be like why would they do that right between the tires a mess it up if
00:17:41| anything you would imagine that one's gonna drop the wall not right where it did I don't know but quite a smirk funny little sport anyway that my dad made on Facebook shout out my dad oh ultra down
00:17:55| post he said um bet you'll think twice when swerving next time you're driving and you see a squirrel I can think you know walnuts anyway check your uh park leave a release thing for a while not if
00:18:17| you're stuck in your driveway please your Easton how would you react to this scenario please please Billy you're giving a pill that will give you all the knowledge in the world but you also get
00:18:38| all the emotions in the world you take the pill I don't think so your life's over you can't really go back to normal right probably you'd never if you don't
00:18:51| surprise me I think you're like glow and all sudden like to shoot out all your body parts and I don't think you can really I mean you'll never one-up that emotion for that intellect or that
00:19:03| feeling so you kind of let it down slide from there on out right cause do you think the average of motion is negative nutrient if you're experiencing them all I don't know that it matters
00:19:14| it's like overload like you can only experience so much pain I think that it's just like a ridiculous amount that's just blank it's like you your body can't process it now what if the
00:19:23| pill wore off in like 24 hours you can always I was expected in five minutes I got a lot of flavor our to just shipping light out of your body and experiencing all the emotions all the way in feel
00:19:35| like everything in the world the laser levitate in the sky and the disappeared forever saying no what good can come of it I mean afterwards could you make money and then still be chasing
00:19:47| some sort of high that you'll never touch again if you really enjoying ya lamu its emotions so powerful the more powerful in loving your children right so much you're like
00:19:58| you're like you're like daddy I did it you're like that's great to do with inner eyes experience the love of star-crossed lovers who you know face adversity and triumphed over evil and
00:20:11| found themselves in the true embrace of God and others and he's like I built this for you and you're like like I mean everything's down there it's all faded I mean you reach your glowing point there
00:20:25| it's everything else is better like in a village elder who gets like blown into a like a wistful pile of leaves that go into the sky and then like you have a cloud after that you're gonna chase that
00:20:42| high but you're smart enough not to it's like a second one for you just a similar shake you got a second one now I should use it later you later all right Vanessa I answer my Kate towards the
00:20:57| episode so give room to breathe here I had one for you you just couldn't last a full hour this one or 10 seconds I've no idea where you're gonna go with this see let's see let's say you wake up tomorrow
00:21:13| your your exact age which might not make sense your your exact living conditions which might not make sense you know all the money the family everyone's the same age around you you have a podcast called
00:21:26| the impaler's anything but you wake up and without a doubt everyone around you rises and you realize that the date is September 10th 2001 what could you do the time can't raise you like this only
00:21:45| you there's gonna be a tournament like what what would you do I mean I hey can you just probably shave a whole bunch of lives like if you were the problem is you whatever you do you're gonna be
00:21:56| associated with it somehow they're gonna blame you regardless my country that they had WMDs I mean they're not gonna blinkin blaming one guy shut up nothing that's pretty crazy too I mean you can
00:22:10| hear if you one day so utilize the fire alarm and uh the twin tower oh well - which wait which I didn't know whichever word they took out took off I really don't I don't I don't I don't know that
00:22:24| either so like you would get infinite if you could get to the twin towers before they hit then you could pull the fire alarm out the buildings and then whatever
00:22:33| evidence that you pull the fire alarm would be destroyed right but people would be out of the building but it's so crazy well do you have to get a one-day ticket
00:22:43| to New York let's do it alright you can pay a lot of money drive continuously wait driving dude yeah you get to the building and you'd be like ah and then you know you slowly
00:22:59| slink out of there I mean if someone sees you pull it don't they just like say like it's puffle armed gang I just don't want to go back and they're like you you're a big trouble start we're
00:23:08| gonna find you you're like you don't understand really there's I mean with one day there's been a lot you can do oh my god unless you bought a gun and you went to like the middle of the building
00:23:24| it started shooting wildly but knew you were gonna hit anyone but they'll evacuate of everyone you buy a sniper rifle you go up on the roof and you snipe the pilot as he tries to hit the
00:23:34| building do you feel that someone was coming it's possible I mean there's no one you can call that would be able to do anything great this ministership no I don't think so like would you call the
00:23:59| airport if you did know which one was I feel like super vet these people I'm telling you something Bad's gonna happen oh oh you could say you were involved in it I'm turning on them oh my gosh oh
00:24:09| you're gonna die anyway if anyone knows that you're associated with some sort of plot you're gonna be killed there's no way you're gonna be in like one time
00:24:16| my kids it what I'm I can't say one time oh there you go I have some that's an extra syllable brother record you hate going 11 the reason or you love it the kid talk for
00:24:39| the record I hate it okay let the record show I believe it we're gonna whip her whole baby but you know what it reminds me of uh 12 monkeys a little bit even involves an airport right that's Bruce
00:24:58| walls steals a girl and the road to the airport to stop something from happening it he ends up getting shot the airport and he sees himself as a kid getting shot at the airport but the real person
00:25:08| carrying the virus was someone else there's a virus but like him running to the airport and causing commotion actually caused the issue or Springtown so it's like watching that one it's
00:25:20| actually very good movie did a band see I'm right yeah I think I want you to time so that I wasn't gonna keep mind roll dough though like just bounce world-class drink my kiss bare bones
00:26:05| just get it over with cold and time have the best voice possible for Alex Eggman it's the one people people stop me on the street and they're covered in blood no one can even discern what happened to
00:26:20| them since their clothes are tattered what places there's people just screaming grabbed me by my shirt in front of everyone and people are stopping their cars and
00:26:31| they're like it's time so every challenge or just did you have one I actually have one but you can go ahead simple actually good I don't know it depends on I
00:26:56| haven't seen Alyssa Milano in a while and christina applegate they're both you know like anymore yeah the limelight is no longer there but that's okay what I'm asking for is there a ghost
00:27:16| what's that yeah I was thinking maybe if they thought of the un-- panderers luck gave a shot us like a really seductive look with it unpainted or tag and we choose which one was the most seductive
00:27:34| whose steal the Tigre I don't I just watch that really does help Ivan to workers really I I it it stands the test of time certainly does really good 2001 I think earth is Italy in high school
00:28:05| between one and four pressure cuz I looked it up googling I was surprised by all the people in it do you remember the two model roommates it is that say like do you think he's heard of
00:28:19| styling gel Mekas earth to brint of course he's heard of high styling gel gym and then at the end they both her and they're like you know what you need an honorable gravity you know there's
00:28:30| two of them right that say this yeah yeah the one on the left is to do who plays the sexy guy nail and everything he was a True Blood Eric from True Blood he like he's always bare
00:28:42| chested I don't know his name is like Skarsgard skarsgård really that's that's the guy [Music] see 2011 he was migas discography it
00:29:15| like goes down a lot of on the DJ he ended up marrying Jennifer Aniston whoops yes the BT the ugly dude with the lake the face is the male yeah if you look at me looks like a normal
00:29:27| good-looking dude it's like love he was casting Rufus oh oh dude do you remember hold on so I called this when I was watching it I figured it out without looking it up and I looked it up to
00:29:40| verify do you know the UM the girl who's given him the massage while he's nude its neck at his bun oh yeah I'm just like she has like the bunch in big head she's ridiculously gross looking and
00:29:51| she's going do you know who that is yeah no idea that is Andy Dick really the kinds an asshole I know but that's just so fun I was looking at it Andy Dick I was like oh he wouldn't clay a
00:30:07| woman in smacking his butt with a unibrow and everything Olga oh yeah yeah I've heard stories about Andy Dick it's just like he just you know he used to call in jason Ellis as a podcast good
00:30:24| friends of the podcast shout out Jo wolf lies we get them here you're T work really good but anyway uh I hear him come on the podcast he's always trying to be cool with everybody's like he's
00:30:45| like a chore ogen pockets but like he's more cool cool that's impossible what are you talking about it that's with you but uh yeah Andy Dick like would try and get
00:30:59| clean off drugs and everything and he would come on and then go god that's cool and he'd be cool with him for a while but then he's like why did you do this he's like man a few little like
00:31:07| ugly and weird and it's probably got issues but abuse issues like not just dickhead stop there's like a reality show where he lived in the back of his ex-wife's yard
00:31:20| and he was in like a little shed he's like check out my crib it's got like a bed good bit yeah it was a bit so listen Lana and I just wanted sexy seductive stare sultry and pander sultry
00:31:46| definitely had all the sexiness as much section as that you could bring us do anybody to a charity if I saw that no definitely super abused women seriously we could we could let me give it let me
00:32:16| give the word of the day here because it day I mean in there sure yeah we didn't close where the bag was make sure to say this correctly is a swore fooder a smart one so it was smart but would tear into
00:32:34| it it's big smart water but it's mad smart looter it's an embezzler who please hurry up stop in he's a smart brewery is I'm thinkin we're gonna get the origins in like Sweden
00:32:50| it does sound Swedish but I'm not sure if it is but you know it was a crazy word and it might apply to our next segment yes it's you're covering skimming tun
00:33:05| Minh oh good thing Carolina started Nick which of the many topics would you like to all his letters on a paper I don't know but Edwards or not I can't judge it
00:33:22| there were 13 words on there so I have listing here I forgot to tell you that I put this all in asana which we like actually saw it about 20 minutes before I started I was like I was like I also
00:33:40| found out asana is a yoga pose which was Oh hold on a second let's find out I'm kind of curious because I heard it on a server hot kiss for the writers into all the time
00:33:57| the junior Joe Rogan podcast Whisperer stood out there oh let's see here I can't why do they Google give you tiny images that you have to then blow up and say Google it's not it's not acceptable
00:34:13| yeah you can't search it oh there's like so many why did they choose a guy as the model it's strange I like that look on your face it's so thick that your joy is learning you're like I'm doing the way I
00:34:32| I can't tell there's a lot of there's like take a asana gin asana abhava sana the one is like he's standing on one foot with his leg on top of the other knee and going like this like it's like
00:34:45| a good yoga bucket oh god I would break myself in some fashion the easiest one is the Bott Baja sauna which is arms like this and he's crashing like a frog
00:34:56| yeah ankle on knee and then arm up and arms straight down hip flexor opener right there baby yeah yeah except the toes he's on his toes yeah I know the hip flexors remain
00:35:14| complained about it all the time every goalie ever known retired because of hip flexors and pornography here the hip is key for masturbating so I never did it to hit
00:35:37| stop myself from choking the record show that was a two head don't choke hmm like a bottle of mouthwash when you down the end what say no it's good drinking college called plaque free pleasure it
00:36:02| was a Listerine with a little bit of water a little bit of vodka Oh the idea was that we get you messed up fast but also to whiten your smile and
00:36:15| freshen your breath this is the story so this was a small event fresh oh yeah we did a lot the freshman year um me and Tom moved right across from the RA Bret Bret was terrible all right
00:36:34| I love Brett booth death he was like you know he's like supposed to make sure to wait tricking though he's breaking the rules and I'm like all right dude our funs over this is awful like our
00:36:45| daughter looks at his door he's gonna be the worst well I was like dude Bret we got mouthwash you get a bust us for drinking that it he the first day cuz I was just messing with him and he said
00:37:01| I'll give you a dollar for every shot of mouth while she do right here and I said are you sure and I did seven shots a minute I start going and he literally was gonna be $7 and he was like was the
00:37:13| cake in trouble he followed me to the bathrooms like do you have to throw it sounds like no good yeah it's from the trunk he's like you probably gonna throw up don't tell anyone it was like really
00:37:22| worried they lose his job and I was like Jim seven bucks from then on uh we had a wonderful relationship he ended up buying US beer by the end of the year for three I give a sweet yes we do and
00:37:36| you were freshmen here 18:17 values the word it no yeah with what also was really about Brett but so one of my other roommates bed will call him he had a class the
00:37:53| three of us had class at like 8:00 a.m. so we would all leave at 7:30 early Tuesday Thursday sperm well Brett via the goof he was no beer all right but I'm a goof to he crouched down
00:38:07| behind Ben and went in the hallway one time and I was like hey bad and I pushed them like you know jokingly like I wasn't really I need for something but he happening to putting his coat on at
00:38:17| the time so he went like this you like just like damaged a nerve in his shoulder and he started screaming and like we go to the ER everything me Brett Ben and he's like I'm so sorry we can
00:38:45| drive my car about a la great great great we get checked out he missed like three weeks at school yeah they like go home for a week or two like it was a serious issue so that class that I wake
00:38:56| up at 7:30 to go to his a lecture hall and that two-week period teacher was like yeah you're what are your big three exams 33% your grade was this week and he was like I can't make it my RA pushed
00:39:09| me you know he broke my arm I have a writ noted from a doctor I'm home for a week and the teacher I'll say is popped in a deal at Red's was like no you can't do that
00:39:21| he was like no no I mean they just push me a Brooklyn probably back he's like I don't play funny games you're gonna get credit I still just he probably hates Brett but I mean the teacher wow it's
00:39:40| funny I tell stories and I like I remember two things from the CBO Tenma I know Ben I met Ben first I met him he's like we have what prodigal playing in the
00:39:52| next room thank you say about uh wolf to name in the band what was work yeah it's product work so yeah just like trying to sound cool but
00:40:12| uh first thing the first time I knew with Listerine had alcohol in it I was like 13 I was over a friend's house and they said we have to like we have to keep this locked up because grandma oh
00:40:24| oh yeah her grand mom would drink Listerine to get get a buzz going I figured something out what I did those seven shots they got $7 yeah I did actually throw different drunk and it's
00:40:37| you quicker I guess it's it's not by the sores it makes in your stomach gets your tube blitz sure they would think so yeah but uh no like it would make you drunk and
00:40:52| then it would wear off like within ten minutes it was the weirdest thing so like you'd be drunk for a little bit like it's 15 minutes ten minutes it was like weird like you'd be like good who
00:41:05| do you like time you're buzzed exactly like you're gonna have a five minute and do this it's like okay and then you put your super drunk for that before 1:42 well no because you have to do it like
00:41:25| of it Thanksgiving here so be good with like breaks break the ice no ice breakers just really everyone ready to go back to work you like yeah I didn't do any drugs what but I feel like you
00:41:44| get that with drugs more than the alcohol free not necessarily like smoking do things in it don't know that you can time something like I feel like if you do they were done like micro
00:41:54| dosing an acid they do and Silicon Valley but I feel like that's got a heart maybe I'm making it up anyone who goes like dosing acid post in the comments
00:42:06| yeah is there a PR the CIA please I don't care never really not watching this chat yeah we don't have that word at full force or pay our yeah Rhonda
00:42:20| it's called 911 there they've gone back in time they know 11 the other story that you you made me pop in my brain it's a freshman year like the first two weeks like sometimes like the my
00:42:34| roommate sucked so I didn't know anybody and I couldn't be like hey Ben like oh yes oh yeah my guy was literally like on the weekends he'd dress up as a Boy Scout and run a pride Klan Wolf Pack I
00:42:51| don't know what they're called yeah really Boy Scout we did something really the bear oh no no I was really going he was starting still not a good roommate but so eventually I went out on my own I
00:43:06| went to this party where there had ever clear in a bottle that everyone was sharing so I got smashed on Everclear I got like so fucked up the next day I thought it was just the Everclear but it
00:43:19| turns out I got mono from the same thing and then I missed two weeks yeah I missed two weeks you always know the kids who got mono like you hear about it you're like you come
00:43:32| fuck you up I don't remember anything from that time over here they say waking up for like ten minute periods and go back to sleep so like I lose like almost 30 percent of
00:43:41| your mass like your muscle mass is completely gone I also had an asshole teacher I came back to literally the dad came back like we must have had like 20 disks 20
00:43:53| students and he said oh let's go gather the desks around in a circle and I tried to lift desk and couldn't lift it oh I was sitting on the left the far end yes and tried to pull out into the
00:44:06| middle and like the desk was making this horrible screeches again the whole time and that teacher gave me and like us I think like a sees like the worst grade I got but I think he'd tool it he thought
00:44:20| I was deliberately doing it to mother so he and he didn't recommend it it did she was close Harry's never had a see before he's going crazy no I do everything that I had missed -
00:44:39| it wasn't a book that I didn't read he made me read Sudan failed me it fails for getting medically injured by an RA and shout out then to jump in statue of limitations you cannot sue Sue's us in
00:45:04| retrospect for a class that has nothing that was his life he's like I received to death in certain class things it's enforceable I don't know what would give you like I would have a different job
00:45:15| now if I had gotten credit for that cut whoa whoa it was the story told on the end panderers so I'm gonna sue the others as a duo be like I like the soundtrack to be profitable by porcupine
00:45:28| tree to showed an offender might you and cool and like do guys I to them cool [Music] it's team won its games in common main topic now that we had our little tangent
00:45:44| there let's wrap them all there just make sure you son is an email with your bank account numbers so that we just route our own money that's called phishing just send it to
00:46:05| us don't worry about it perfect is fishing always need to parties how would you won't do one party that's not hacking like it's not like I can figure your bank account a oh that's not
00:46:20| phishing phishing is where she was like you have you bait a hook and then you had to wait for them and grab yeah answer and catfishing is not the same as fishing inside its way sexy yeah
00:46:46| it's where you pay the person into your town I got married Wow she thought she was he wasn't no big good one - I don't think they're dudes to be showing MPV but I think someone got in trouble for
00:47:02| that one I in college there was actually shows that were interesting I guess they was really that interesting but they're different you never watched catch catfish on all I'm up occasionally it
00:47:19| wasn't by interesting shuttle why was it that good well I don't know who's that great but it was always you know it was an aspect of life that had just begun and people were manipulated to believe
00:47:30| them emotionally - as long as you don't have to see a person I mean mail email imaginary 12 or 13 whoa how were you supposed to meet yes somebody sent like really attractive features about like
00:47:49| you're 12 or 13 year old and I don't I'm not gonna judge that this is it's weird this she was smoke when I was 12 and 13 somebody else anyway wait this is very I know I don't know if
00:48:17| I told you this but okay but like I never I never met the person because they said they were in a essentially in Philadelphia in Norristown really yeah so I was like I think that person must
00:48:33| have been an older gentleman who's trying to lure me in obviously the best like he told me his address and told me to go there and that yeah okay I think it was like might have been a real place
00:48:48| but it's it's weird as like as I look back as the 12 or 13 year old I'm taking like you know my hormones are just starting to blossom and I'm like I just didn't whatever whoever will let me do
00:49:01| whatever you know so you are at an age where a machine chattering right yeah like all new bhop only encountered regulated the Wild West of no a couple of whoever the hell you wanted send a
00:49:20| hot sexy JPEG like how long as it was low file a bit dude yeah let me download it in a day and I'll check you out good thank you tomorrow well think about it
00:49:32| technology was probably easier to download a random picture that it was to take a picture uploaded to a computer and then uploaded to someone right at that low quality but easy did it was
00:49:43| easier to take an already existing JPEG I had sure true if you already could find it on the internet you could have a collage of that person so if you want to pretend to be something it was more your
00:49:55| people might go back then to great otherwise you have to scan pictures right there's no way to insert a picture then you can get a picture put up with a real camera and then scanning it and
00:50:11| then uploading it so here do you ever do them like it sounds creepy saying secret boyfriend or girlfriend or obviously girlfriend guys but like you you were in like a conversation relationship with a
00:50:36| girl or two you mean like an online relationship when you're younger I would say yes I probably was at like 12 of them look compact like I was they were all pretty like real casual like like
00:50:50| yeah like sports - or like man parents are the worst you're cool you talk better than most girls like you know I mean like that's the whole conversation it's
00:51:01| like a couple topics or did you go crazy were you like man I would touch that clitoris like it was nothing like you crack open it cyclopædia car like a big man get to your erogenous so do de
00:51:20| bourree on your parents first a bunch of her mom can I use the dredge Lupita to look at blue Taurus I think yeah even as a 12 year old 11 year old 13 year old fort hero like I never really even
00:51:34| wanted to meet these girls like I never was like horned up like yeah gonna meet Sarah chow down for for one and let me feel like it was never I was always like like it's a it's an ideal I like to keep
00:51:49| it on the internet on the screen and like have a fake relationship with it I don't know it wasn't like I didn't feel it was a guy or whatever really 50 role dead I don't know I don't know I don't
00:51:59| know it's worse because now people who do that have like you know there's gonna be videos and Twitter there's gonna be people we were gonna nothing he plays from before I was like 18 Jason's gone
00:52:12| oh oh you're saying a record of it yeah there's no record so I can't look back at my own chat log and be like oh god the thing is I may be a well has that stored somewhere here either no I
00:52:27| did I don't even think they had space to see him all the chance that happened that's weird it's crazy to think of all those chats have disappeared creeper chats but also
00:52:36| awesome but also weird : here's the weirdest thought of all this is a this is a sanitarium for yet are you you're like a 51 year old man pretending to be a boy who wants to meet a girl but
00:52:54| you're pretty sure these girls are 51 year old pervert then right so you have a little pole to get to the the similar impact personalities you well seriously they
00:53:04| they didn't have FBI planets right to try and weed out child molesters I think they did this is a real Chris Hansen like you sit down you're like I've always wanted to meet you Chris Hansen
00:53:16| FBI agents that would like pretend to be either teenage boys or girls be like yeah I'll meet you like whatever like they're trying to weed it out you think they gave him an address and when I saw
00:53:26| that they were actually a 12 year old boy they'd be like this kid and thinking it's like a man and they're trying to capture those of these where the words and like I'm gonna get you pervert and
00:53:45| it's like huh man she is funny for a pervert and then like the next day they're like she's gonna say it again I love her she's so funny and then looking or whatever and then like a week later
00:53:56| they realize like it was just a real girl they're like I don't want to end the conversation she's so much fun like they had like this real link and they were really I got cut it off now I got
00:54:09| work to do but seriously email me they're having a really good FBI agent fall in love with the teenager quit it man I don't know it could happen
00:54:29| but if only I mean maybe they wait two years there in Alabama this is just object peach because it goes back to the right the damn story about the guy that fell in love with a real 12 year old
00:54:56| he's gonna take that story and run with it everybody post tomorrow and panders so what are the fluid conversation and today I'm gonna go
00:55:18| big though here so they're like what's Oh what are you drinking there that blue sky I did have it that's name I wouldn't say that's what I'm drinking I'm saying that's what I
00:55:32| was holding earlier so the company frauds like Enron and Rogers had like they were a stock that was valued at like 90 something dollars and then a year later down to one dollar because
00:55:46| they cheated in their accounting how does that work how maybe tell us you know about that I know that they hired an accounting firm to be like an independent party but they're
00:55:57| manipulating the independent party to Daryl make the wrong facts during the fight of debt so okay so they did have debt so the real value was closer to $1 than the $90 yeah so that's some
00:56:11| allusion to those crunching oh really they told it where the work 90 and they kind of were mm-hmm if you didn't count the debt the debt made them work like closer to $1 so what did all the the
00:56:23| golden parachute people do cuz we know all aligned us them surely entirely actually he died in prison oh yeah score one seriously suicide no daddy's dead folks announcement from the
00:56:40| unpaid errs Kenneth what by Langley he died 2006 yo homie died in 2006 thanks to the unpaid errs we put justice on a stick that we bring it to you it was my
00:56:53| expression that I'm gonna not even look these guys up because they're not even worse on time frontiersmen sure so it's worth $90 were the top 40 guys that you're talking about Kenneth why a bunch
00:57:08| of other guys what do they do are they selling their stuff that day all the words and then they'll think the company went under look is that how this works I'd I assume
00:57:19| they're making all along and they know they're cheating so they're taking it out as they're cheating and then when it finally the news comes out that they are cheating their position is much lower
00:57:29| than it would have been so they made their Millions so that at that point they say sorry our company's not worth anything we're out like our world and everyone goes I didn't know anything
00:57:40| and then it's like when we do paper trail then right burger down after that's that that's the one that see it screws over sand rod was a player did you have a year for that because it was
00:57:52| versus I have heard of corporate like fuck over that up yeah that was I mean it was in Houston I think it was 2001 it all happen it to though doesn't what was I hope a year yeah that's crazy
00:58:10| another crash coming soon so yeah on that scale there's another one like the Fannie Mae the subprime mortgages so these are your big ones it's just that they had all those
00:58:23| derivative products that were like leverage and leverage and leveraged and then on like a multiple that made it like crush them even more when they had that garbage asset you wish that
00:58:33| subprime mess it was the one who's holding your you're not mortgage but a school loan I understood one word school I mean essentially they had an asset that was worth nothing and they pumped
00:58:50| it up to make it seem like it was worth a lot how do they do that just by word of mouth accounting prover see they kept just like putting smoke and mirrors smoking
00:59:00| mirrors until the last thing was like oh this is something that's pretty good and then all these people put money into it and then when it finally the smoke cleared everything turned to shit and
00:59:09| they're like wow how do you smoke something like I'm I'm not a financial guy so I don't most of our purse as I would call the Big Bear you package and rename its multiple times to make it
00:59:22| seem like it's something different than it is and in layman's terms I understand that but like so corporate glass has been rebranded as um failsafe anonymous has been rebranded as Branson
00:59:40| incorporated has been rebranded as on Finn's poly leaf incorporated as it's worth Winkler and like is that what they're doing look exchanging name and it's and every time
00:59:50| they say it their voice raises a decibel or as you raise a key you notice this person changes however so much how much money is that I mean that it's not a different business it's the same
01:00:08| business that's calling it something else so you repackaging crappy assets with like a little glimmer of diamond in that pile of shit and then you shine on the
01:00:19| diamond with a next package and then at each time each of each method yeah they call it margins so like at each each portion of it like a smaller percentage of it is actual cash so what you just
01:00:32| focus all the smaller portion you just about say it's like multiplying a dollar by like 100 and then multiplying by 100 again and then by that time you have a thousand bucks invested and it's only
01:00:45| really worth not a dollar anymore it's like five cents so you instead of losing yeah instead of like losing a dollar and a thousand dollar bet you lose 995 done that that's like 950 bucks yeah that's
01:01:00| exactly what like mortgages are really uh-huh what's a reverse mortgage it's where you get paid to have a mortgage because you're making money out of it but is it
01:01:12| the bank or whoever taking position they're taking interest in whatever you're getting money out of oh but they don't any part of your house right is it the reverse mortgage is is so you have a
01:01:25| certain amount of money in your house a reverse mortgage takes money out of the money that you have in your house and gets right back to you at a certain interest rate okay so you're getting
01:01:33| your own money but losing interest yeah yeah yeah and I don't think that the Fonz would approve of that that's not a scam but he's just just lurching yeah and like if you have a different I'm
01:01:46| never getting rose right there's scams go work about the big corporate skews we'll lay it down it's getting whittled down oh shit I can't wait my pace get really
01:02:11| good did you read our watch wolf of Wall Street thought fraud no no never didn't watch that no I um looks like it was boys for life he's my subprime mortgage
01:02:29| the glowing diamond Wall Street did the same thing when they like if you take a stock that worked it's worth 10 bucks and you put all your money into it it's gonna raise a little bit but the wolf of
01:02:45| Wall Street actually pump more money into it by advertising to people who didn't know anything and taking their money and then pumping their asset up and then selling way more than it looked
01:02:56| like originally it's going on and then they shat on everyone who invested what they did it in like a Ponzi scheme style so that the people who are actually putting in more money they pay them back
01:03:10| so be quiet you know what a Ponzi scheme is right what's your definitely scheme what you just said you are that's a lot of money and you fool what your people and then at some point you start paying
01:03:24| back the top people who are helping you so they say listen getting money back from this thing keep putting money in and then you start feeding a few people under them and
01:03:32| they're like listen everyone's getting money this is just free money and they had like so many friggin people enjoy gotta take all that money away by the way have a great day yes like fish yeah
01:03:44| billing it the guys name was actually Ponzi Ponzi it's like the 1940s or something like Isis a Ponzi or pot see his pot see was sort of Ralphie a party they were
01:04:06| yeah anyway yeah and Burning Man which everyone knows now because he was like guy was worth millions of dollars already and he decided that he needed more millions Wow
01:04:19| so via the TV version dude he was King dilly was act like months before it all actually crashed so he would like similar to what the video you had to watch mm-hmm he would like to spend
01:04:35| nights just not sleeping like staring at a blank wall that's been like am i thinking over so many people everyone's so apt the paper trail will catch up to us we were so apt and then he would go
01:04:49| back about his daily business but like crazy stuff he almost look look aright this is yes spring a little human and back into this little motion look at the end so what I had you watch was a catch
01:05:03| me if you can Frank before we start that who likes and comment no absolutely not I just one of my eight words written down is actually all eight for my dad so choices upset there's a saying he always
01:05:22| has if you can't dazzle them with brains baffle them with bullshit I think that's a great thing and we always like Oh dad yep oh that's language I don't approve of that my son will approve of that
01:05:38| you're out of his life forever and anyway disowned my dad he's not a lot of talk my kid talk to me you doubted my life it sounds like you're battling the emulsion I'm dad something
01:05:50| me with brave but good well he he also talked about how he would just like the present-day self of Frank Abagnale which there's a new search YouTube for Frank Abagnale he talks about there's fed
01:06:07| talks 2013 he talks about what actually happened and catch me if he can which is not yeah he talked about how he stayed up at night in just staring nothingness in his kids room with you
01:06:21| dad he's like I remember that what I really missed when I was doing all this crazy scam egde so how is that what is that what kept him oh he he was scamming them as well real quick
01:06:32| I watched most of the video mm-hmm was busy the beginning is the part that makes more sense than me hold on so when you sent me the video I saw the end of his talk last three
01:06:46| minutes I didn't understand it exactly okay it started when I was here it doesn't even last three minute yes I asked where are you shared it hold on it went to the next video which was him
01:06:56| giving a talk at another place oh yeah now I couldn't stop it I was doing dishes or something the video is playing there whatever and I don't have a bow that's fancy enough where I can be like
01:07:05| hey phone replay that last video from the beginning it's not that fancy I did you say I'm doing dishes my mother's won't listen he gave a different speech but I imagine it was
01:07:16| the exact same speech you know which made me think is this part of the scale I mean the guys was gaming his whole life it he was very there's this thing as employees like oh it's it's it's to
01:07:29| complete of a message he's like this well you know what I learned from scamming all these people is you can't skin people yes I'm really looking up here you're scamming yourself and
01:07:41| everyone's like yeah and he's like it's not any way that you could donate to me to give one of these speeches again I will gladly give this speech again you totally can't collect money on his
01:07:53| stories here's a good money for those features in ages I mean he might get at least he's getting money somewhere he's scamming him he's skimming his story and it's a real story I'm not knocking the
01:08:03| story it's a very good story well there were there was research showing that like of his aliases that he used they can't figure out in the past whether those aliases actually existed or that
01:08:15| they did the skins that he says he did was through hard you did it would like a con Sam right you pick up the phone and call Ted air pin is they pity him he said be like uh yes pan-pan
01:08:32| are you taking pad or Pam pen you would be like yeah we lost our uniform yeah I've never had this happen in the wash well I'm just gonna I'm in Boston and we're gonna have to fly here from
01:08:44| Chicago it's too far I'm gonna get in one day and he would go through his whole spiel like off the just talk back and get people send him a new uniform and they only had a pilot tuna for him I
01:08:56| heard how he got he faked the pilots ID because he went to the printer conference is your friend really that good and they were like yeah huh we're gonna do this he's like well my buyer
01:09:09| for Pan Am and we don't know what you do this good and they're like oh yeah we do really good we do for Pan Am before he's like did you do them say could you do me like in an ID and they were like oh we
01:09:20| do anyone let me see it like this like well this looks like me but can you can you forge papers and say I apply I mean it was ridiculous knees I guess I don't know it sounds like there's a whole like
01:09:37| his whole method of scamming people was to fill it up feel I like the fish feel feel like Eileen you should feel she is also program fish meal so his his spiel was that he would fill out a form of the
01:09:53| show I started to peel I know I know much peels I created them so he would you fill out a form and the form back then took forever to validate so I he do it with you know getting uniforms
01:10:09| getting like IDs he'd get checks so he's like he said even like that he would go to like the different airlines would cash checks of $200 so it'd go to each individual airline each in there was a
01:10:21| hotel and get the hundred dollars from each one and by the time he was done he was 8 hours later and there was a shift change so he go back again and start again damn smart
01:10:31| yep that's called the the technology loop I believe yeah I mean they turned out but this is interesting I didn't think we're going here I didn't want to go here I didn't need to go here
01:10:46| Delvin holy shit folks this is an entirely unplanned this is entirely unrelated holy smokes bonus this is so weird this is destined for this podcast so
01:11:02| what's the biggest scam be offered in your life I was going to ask you write me person not yeah and not even scam what I would scam people out of uh in EverQuest whenever they needed my help
01:11:16| not whenever this is occasionally yeah they'd be like I need you to stay here and kill this one thing while I run over and kill this other guy and then this thing's gonna drop if like he dropped
01:11:31| like a digital item dropped in front of me and I looked around and they weren't there I'd pick it up and they'd come back they'd be like it drop and I'd be like no no what happened I killed the
01:11:47| guy I didn't drop anything I gotta do it again stand right here well I go do the work again yep that's not a big scam that's all I'm sayin it's not stealing
01:12:01| money a little time so oddly not the biggest it's not a scam you the biggest jinn so weird so your bachelor party was in New Orleans oh yeah oh but the weather was so bad that couldn't make it
01:12:26| literally underneath your plane as the dot of your phone is hovering above us and it was torrential downpour and everything was flooding around us everything was flowing like crazy there
01:12:37| were storms going wild our plane made the descent to land and New Orleans I'll say it like that like I've been there I feel there I was within rage through there from oh man
01:12:49| Dan's bachelor party and they pulled up at the last second sighting whether issue and storming and flooding in rain and downpour and crazy conditions it was wild that night
01:13:01| they thought the whole city was gonna flood they weren't gonna land the plane everything was going on they flew us back to Houston in Texas which you've been there before right
01:13:15| it's ironic so they send me from your bachelor party back to where you lived so lay in the plane would they land in a plane it was like 10:00 at night they did not plan on landing this plane one
01:13:27| of the dudes while I was sitting here was a farmer he barely spoke any English she was from Eastern Europe I want to say who's Hungarian or something it was like what does this mean and I like it
01:13:39| what happened I was like listen they after our plane they acted up whatever people are panic and people are like where do we stay what's going on who's gonna pay for it what's going it was
01:13:52| chaos people were going nuts the airport was trying to close down that night so certain segments were just black I never be known for like you know five minute walk and you'd be walking
01:14:02| around me like it's the only that whole thing hello I don't live in the airport I don't know where I am helping so they gave us this weird number and they're like listen just call this number and
01:14:11| they had it physically right it so must be a secret number like you know good gets through the bullshit here's a real number if you call this number they know you really need help do with the Eastern
01:14:24| European things like I know speak the language good like you know I mean it was like a you'll be fine just this is calm up he was like I don't know that this he looked like he look like a
01:14:40| terrorist like if you were described a terrorist but I know with him like three hours it seems like cool dude so I made a judgment call I grabbed his phone and I picked it up
01:14:52| and I asked him to spell his name it's and write the phonetics under it just like what do you mean I was like how do you see a goddamn name dude like I say his name of a podcast you were and I
01:15:02| talked to security they're like what's your name sorry I was like I'm doing this OH I said like all these weird words they're like and your hymns are Elsa
01:15:11| yeah I need a place to stay tonight give me a free thing and airfare back to someone's out of New Orleans or whatever and they were like okay are you sure and like I've been looking and I'm like okay
01:15:24| gonna be this anyway I hooked my man up with a free flight free hotel free taxi free everything and the whole time I was like please don't be a terrorist please tell me the egg not please don't be
01:15:38| awful but I was like he's probably just a little dude who got sidetracked by the damn weather and I impersonated someone to the what's it called the air please thank you
01:15:49| I would say like TSA mother didn't exist at the time right no no this is no reason to go it's like five years ago your bachelor party entities anyway I totally hooked them up with
01:16:03| like a free airport a free flight a free whatever he said he was a grip for a famous movie every which movie now I'll hook them up he's pretty sweet and then we all got into grip
01:16:17| the guy who works the cameras and stuff and like design like right but like I had to pretend to be him and then when we got to hotel like he ended up with the same free hotel I did I walked up to
01:16:30| the front desk was like um oooo I said his name or whatever and like I need a room I cooked them up I'll say here's a kid you go dude so like he couldn't speak English good like he he he would
01:16:43| have been screwed like he was sleeping in the airport yeah my mom's like I was like don't do anything bad dude just cuz I gonna be like he helped him end up like you know to me it was really cool
01:16:56| was like he emailed me like a year later it was like thank you and eek everything good this is my new movie I work on it was like some movie no one's ever heard of but I was like well like right on
01:17:07| brother good you know I love you anyways that relate to scams you felt like you're scamming the TSA my pretending to be somebody else good
01:17:20| like at the time that was like 911 was in my brain and I was like what if I'm doing the wrong thing like nobody make him talk for himself but really I did I just pretend to be in like told everyone
01:17:31| I was here but give his last name there's no birds were scamming is actually a positive scamming which could be defined as helping somebody I'm a helper got much nice and stealing
01:17:48| digital goods so there's a list of all these types of scams and I want to run through them hold on I got shorter list it's only three literally I said all my numbers and sprinkled your scams in
01:18:03| there as I go short and easy none of the level of elevated hotel they do thrive right they they pretend to sell vitamins and shit that makes you healthy all those high end medicines yes and then
01:18:23| hold on so there's like a bunch in jewelry now that are really big they're getting like everyone's talking about Sao Paulo and celadon selling thought none of them anyway trust me Melissa
01:18:35| it's like oh do them scam pyramid trust me I'm the one who knows and last went ahead written down here's what girlfriends like the pyramids good yeah and she needs all this places like
01:18:47| there's like a candle one I was like candles and she's like baby she couldn't remember the name she's like she's bi and do all this stuff and it's for candles I was like who who's got the
01:19:03| time to be a pyramid scam for candles like if you told me I'd be like I comb you later who's coming see search I mean it's weird and I like to stay at home mom's
01:19:13| get manipulated in the least multi level marketing schemes hey there's a big target I think okay anything that does like it an ambience like the candles make sense Excel makes
01:19:26| its it said okay lordy go back anyone whose list behind please tell me anyway that they do like these two things like lipstick or like they do like kitchen goods like eggs
01:19:52| chicken oh the names of these things I'm just gonna call him out they sell inventory to their storefronts and the people above like whoever started it makes money whoever's like the second
01:20:16| tier third to your third fourth he keeps going like that people up top make money pyramid scheme of the people at the bottom are so strut like they're struggling so hard to sell Herbalife
01:20:25| they never make any money they're just milking it the people at the top so the milk scheme it's people milking people it's like human set of people with hookers all right if humans
01:20:37| were cows and made of money yes yes indeed jump over to I think you'll like the sidewalks games I jump over these Kent this category but like if you're walking in like New Orleans for example
01:20:58| some people come up to you and they ask you been there where you where you got your shoes I'll tell you where you got your shoes and they'll bet you like five bucks and I'll say like you'll agree to
01:21:10| it no say where do I get my shoes but that's not the language that they use they say well you got your shoes on Bourbon Street like they're standing on Bourbon Street
01:21:19| or you got you got your shoes on the floor you got it now know how much more of a drink do you think about that yeah cuz they got him they got him on the ground
01:21:31| that's where you got your shoes what they were levitating oh there's thin layer atoms that makes it so not on the ground so I'm not gonna give you your money
01:21:43| they're definitely air out of there definitely our but I don't think someone who doesn't understand the English language that well yeah but the other side sidewalks games I really like to
01:22:00| look for three-card Monte where they swap around cards and they say pick the pick the queen who like they set that up so that the people before whoever the target is they're in on the scam so the
01:22:13| people before them can make money but they're all making money to their friend and they say now now you you you try it like the random visitor the random visitor feels like he's like part of it
01:22:24| right game yeah game yeah like swap out the card or make it so like people are hinting at a different card they'll like sway him it to choose the wrong stuff if you had a crowd of people behind you
01:22:39| saying like all the middle cards are you doing Nick you're doing right there yeah you got it yeah to break yeah wow you're gone it's yeah I hope that garlic was a drink for a drink I don't
01:23:08| always do this here at the offenders but certain products drive me wild but they really get my goat they get me for who I am they do something for me that's just as a small folks I can't explain it
01:23:25| every time it's not always normal but but it works most people swear by that fancy garlic and who's called elephant come on ding yeah I thought about $5.99
01:23:38| for a clove no thanks so we've recently tried a new one it's called wise bread 10 times more intense well that's what they say so he tried wise brave garlic it's 65
01:23:52| cents for a clove I thought it's probably not that special this is a $0.65 folks it's thought I didn't buy it thinking I would change the world
01:24:05| anything anything of it it's the supermarket brain-wise buy supermarket no big deal well on my way home all the lights turned green
01:24:16| no big deal whatever I had to stop at a gas station right you do the credit card thing and then you put the pump in and trying to remember when you're getting close to 20 30 40 whatever bucks
01:24:27| I turn around and clicked off at $20.00 good thinking any of it just booked a go so then I get inside and I'm gonna start this chicken meal or a rub a little garlic little Italian herbs and seasons
01:24:42| on them I said I better turn the oven to degrees holy shit it's getting a little weird right little weird maybe it's the wise bread so look at the dog
01:24:59| this has been an hour and a half ago it's getting dusk it's Twilight I can barely see everything walking down the street I didn't realize I had to garlic in my pocket I don't get into why it's
01:25:10| in my pocket I'm a little strange before I cook I need to do a few things all my neighbors it could them worms of having them in yet they're all standing outside their
01:25:21| house so I'm walking the dog walking he lifts his leg ep's neighbors don't even say they're looking at me they're just staring straight ahead onto you and this up is or memo what's gone I
01:25:36| keep walking Susan won't buy each one they start shouting the true name of God absolutely so oh my god this is bizarre this is this got me thinking and the glowing thing in my pocket it's the
01:25:52| garlic dude oh shit dad I can't hear you huh Eric okay did you turn up you know really intrigued in Simon I think she did anyway a chance to go by Weis markets bottle
01:26:13| eyes garlic over the other brands it's it's really doing a number four weeks out shout out product boy baby collectively cleaning up the Carla yeah if you put garlic under your bed at
01:26:34| night then it absorb all the negative spirits of all the negative spirits in your anus we get sucked out by that garlic I've gotta pull real hard though the onions so if you do onions a crack
01:26:50| that's a good mix for a beef stew but Venus yes seeing which one which one of these do I want to hit I do that the hard hitting ones the fresh ones see everyone the one digital scam that I
01:27:09| have on here there's an app that was called I am rich and heard about this one it was just an app that you could buy for a thousand dollars that would then give you a little emblem that could
01:27:24| show off how rich you were because you spent a thousand bucks on the app didn't do anything where did it show up like our Facebook or like what your text so I don't even
01:27:34| know I had the only thing I saw it was a picture of like a little like it's almost like what he's a snowman sky diamonds oh yeah I guess you would show that to people to show how much of an
01:27:45| asshole you were no that's the thing with that kind of emblem you kind of have to accidentally showed everyone oh I'm sorry I didn't dollars on let me show you happen one day I was drunk and
01:28:02| I had money I'd use it everywhere they took that app off because you can actually functionally help anybody but the developer probably in boatload of money off of stupid people paying a
01:28:16| thousand bucks worth they're on could have been sucked into a timeshare no my parents were and almost couldn't get out of it at all for a years and years like the years and years
01:28:34| oh yeah wake each Indian room and they try to make you feel guilty and the tavern windows he didn't do it then advertise on Facebook how cool it was threw up some fake pictures or one
01:28:48| talked to this couple were like well we could sell to you I mean it's crazy good and they bought it but now there's like a exit time paired up sure exit doctor there's like
01:29:02| companies that do this get you out of the bullshit and you're gonna use this for one week in a year and now you hold the deer with the feet the fees would go up every year so that the fee for owning
01:29:15| your $300 timeshare was up to like 72 dollars a year there was like 20 100 thousand a year you're like uh $2,800 here you're like a climb ready [Music]
01:29:30| that's ridiculous I can't believe people I mean it's obvious why people get sucked into them but why people continue to I guess what if you do it for a couple years and then
01:29:40| they sucker you into these gigantic fees you're just like your keep going and yelling incoming so there's actually people associated with Yukon men I tried to fly through these people it
01:29:51| was like yeah Robert handy free guard I'm Sarah like it turned up in your searches okay I'll jump there and do this he was at mi5 yes I got yeah yeah he
01:30:10| would say that he needed I guess like a co-star but a co agent were these women and he would tell them that this is kind of the fight part that he would tell the women that they'd have to prove
01:30:23| themselves to be an agent so he'd make them like sleep on park benches for that's pretty bad as dark man the creepy part is that he like I guess there's nothing technically wrong with it other
01:30:41| than he was promising them the secret agent he would also do like this is the negative downside is that you would do yeah six own dressing them he tricked them into doing stuff because they
01:31:03| thought they're gonna be agents but that's their own fault really who believes they just send me a seductive look Alyssa Milano and Christina Applegate I'm not gonna make it easier
01:31:20| dated that's I'll tell you that right now I already mentioned my Frank my Frank sprinkle I was gonna mention sprinkle because yeah yeah Emily happen stuffier as we go you need to cut it
01:31:45| short no cuz I got we're nearing the end I'm gonna power the hell guide them through with my voice him thicker and you kazeer that's God took Carson Wentz's AC off
01:32:00| okay thank you God I'll turn shoot for you okay I apologize what I realize is that I think this topic stemmed from a movie that I saw but I didn't even realize it so it was subliminal
01:32:12| subconsciously that I'll be Freitas yeah I sold the beginning of the yet no I know I know the beginning at the end there's a race car driver Marga Robbie can jump into the seductive look if she
01:32:27| wants to she can jump into my car bed [Music] that could be yeah okay alright okay thank you I've said I'm trying to store back this tonight
01:32:47| [Music] what do you do he do it so the hood he's he's in a little bit of hot water folks we all love Him few listens to the podcast he's one of my best friends he's
01:33:02| I try and tell him right from wrong I tried tell him what to do so he goes to a party it's called the excuse my language big dick bastards it's a BDSM group they
01:33:18| all meet his girlfriend's cool like God listen they're both cool with it they're both adults they do whatever the only one it's on a bondage group they do a lot of bondage you can walk around do we
01:33:30| think he goes there um dance he's a sub I hate to give away his position he likes to be tied up nice a messy he's a submissive he likes to be tied up these women throw elbows wrists
01:33:47| it's called they calmed ours because their elbows and wrists I don't get too deep into the community he was talking to another Bower her elbows her wrists and she was eating some of the orders
01:34:00| they hand out hors d'oeuvres no she's heard she okay no she's literally token she's like like not joke choking like whatever but both of them don't have their hands or arms she's
01:34:11| choking she doesn't know what to do she falls on her knees he doesn't know what to do cuz he can't use his hands arms either she lunges for his waiter he pops it out of
01:34:21| his pants going on this is insane like this is everyone's attention to over here what's going on she's trying to slosh the food from her throat like this is a
01:34:35| life-or-death situation on a joke we're not trying to make light of it so in 40 seconds Dan's guys are on his back and even he's coming like a something like a stallion
01:34:45| I'll give him credit I told him not to go to this party she died folks I'm trying to have good to into it but um the family is now suing the whole estate
01:35:01| they're suing my friend the huge for having to tidy of a dick they just wish it was bigger it would have saved her life I tried to tell jokes on here I think it's terrible but
01:35:17| if his penis was just a little bigger they probably would dislodge the food she'd be alive right now and and just emphasis the name of the party was big dick BDSM party so she's she's over
01:35:35| $900,000 who doesn't have that kind of money but I don't know I don't know where right is Ramona's and we hope the best for all parties involved same pattern so excited if only he were a
01:35:48| little bigger it's not and we don't know I'm not saying she would have lived I'm just saying the family suing it's a note anyway we're gonna got that ugly business out of the way in court they're
01:36:04| gonna have to prove how big of a dick you know you know here's the thing we have two guests execute his list for product material to the judge and then the ledger
01:36:19| so I said anime Sailor Moon there get some part of rating if that doesn't do it wasn't good mm-hmm well pillow action judge that ain't happening for that but an avid shout out to the family involved
01:36:42| ugly business a lot of Boers she just be it's a regular BDSM those elbows up the price all came to her assistance I mean maybe he was the best option at the time I think it's cuz they were both powers
01:37:00| all those back maybe they were her powers or an enema there is good news as far as our socials dad Sally 47 patron Twitter I wrote well we wrote episode 21 drops see how you like rulers or not so
01:37:28| good rollers Sally wrote and I quote lol no way maybe we can have some fun wiki base click the link in my profile I think we
01:37:44| get more followers every day and with this kind of action folks quick I girlfriends we're married we're not doing anything I'm just saying I wish I don't know what you mean to you what I
01:38:03| mean but you should yeah we appreciate everything you do for a Sally Patriot she had an American flag of a better she was smokin owning - how old she was but older 13 there you say be like they're
01:38:20| ignorant or what was she riding a stallion she was but it was a curve you at Powerball or whatever that's exactly what I'm talking about folks we had Saudis go to them click on them be a
01:38:41| part of them don't tell your friends do tell your friends don't tell your family do time family it's this weird thing word you're part of us you're not part of us you want to sue us you don't want
01:38:58| to sue us yeah if you ever watch the abyss and the tentacle monster so it's clicking on every link it's a water tentacle monster folks we like them you gave it come on
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00:00:23| on enters within if you're a borrower pumper so what the lumbers yeah I think the numbers are growing by the month this one well that's a number the number is up growing it sure is most one it's
00:00:44| getting larger you can bring it to a wedding at this place folks it did you know we're old friends we like to talk and cheer topics I broke out of somewhat of what we do all right what do we do
00:01:01| it's like for a couple of ghosts from an eighties kids movie we start off really crazy and scary but then by the end we kind of just fade away and realize what made us unhappy whose began it makes
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00:01:41| yeah celebrity you get too big either because this is for what then free speech I was a nerd David mermen middle second-amendment folks and entertainment this is only within
00:01:55| educational purposes school chock-full of usable information education outside yeah you can't disseminate this podcast either yes well you can share it you just can't use it as your own
00:02:10| you can't disseminate it yeah disseminate so many times Co cemani this dissipation three things you can't disseminate guys the NFL the unn panders and your ex-wife alright guys this is
00:02:26| gonna get you should assimilated someone's looks real quick tongue twister for you it's a good say with me folks the Dutch destroyers disseminated the
00:02:49| generative crucial ligament is one the Eagles season is over if you just cut it in half DS a Dutch destroyer disseminated the generative crucial ligament I'm gonna give me say that
00:03:05| ligament he already got me on the tongue twister the quarterback man with the passer rating that's like in the ridiculous numbers right 130 or something third
00:03:23| downs here's passer rating is heart rating is for the roof and uh how much of your let of his leg did you see it was like I think his legs just like flopping
00:03:33| everywhere he got hit from both sides by guys we'd like 300 pounds we can run like four O's but he's been hit like that before it's just one of those freak things your ACL yeah so they clinched
00:03:48| the division and they won and now so weird feeling cuz like footballs weird like you're gonna win that you feel like they were gonna win just based on the stupid opinion Angelo's gonna feel like
00:04:03| magical stuffs happening crazy things are going on not to mention next year your defensive coordinator is gonna be a coach somewhere look the pic Jim Schwartz you
00:04:12| could lose two or three other free agents guys could get injured next year you know what I mean like it's all about who's healthy who's hot and you were healthy and hot now you're
00:04:23| who's the backup the guy they hire Capron I get though they didn't impose no you know that names he's thank you Paul Nikki sticks baby they had him around Philly five years
00:04:34| didn't they yeah he um he for twenty-two touchdowns right two interceptions one here something ridiculous that was the best year is life but uh they're gonna try and recreate magic they always do a
00:04:51| sound prop to him it's like puzzle everybody like like real yokel type guy I'm root for Nikki Sixx folks Superbowl or bus pull myself some more of this thanks bringing it up yeah I remember a
00:05:07| season where he didn't do so hot and then he pretty much faded into non-existence and then apparently still exists means backup quarterback of a bang-up cubies a job real chose best
00:05:17| bake but 14 million a year to hold a cookbook and shit they don't have to get her they don't look to get hit there's no pressure on it's awesome I'm pretty much heading out for coffee hang with
00:05:30| the team tell jokes I didn't a great like backup athlete I tell jokes with the best of all there's been like let's get it with whipped cream it is lying around on the sidelines huh what can we
00:05:45| do one day they'd be like I need you to play a really old retriever behind you and you just they mean that Nick and runs and field and takes your spot and the other coach is screaming that this
00:06:06| is illegal and and all look at all the referees are getting together I mean like there's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play football part there isn't anything in the rule book I
00:06:18| hope not so you have any clarifications or Corrections or the last time I I did I did make Bolognese and I was wrong there is no Bologna in Bolognese just I just want to clarify because last time I
00:06:33| was real confused I heard you and I made Bolin it tasted awful Elia added Bologna no it takes it was my family members got sick since fun.you I think living at your
00:06:54| family's entirety of three people right so everyone got sick I was hated so uh I do want to make a quick correction I said my bank ATM number was seven six five eight I wouldn't tell you guys my
00:07:17| back number it's six seven five eight my mom's birthday so there's a Sussman well that's her maiden name now it's not no big deal I guess that's I shouldn't tell you guys everything yeah
00:07:30| some of the numbers are my Sosh in in that's all gonna start with two zero nine and go from there okay it's a little correction where's your feet you with me reduce team it would be muggy
00:07:45| your meat yeah where did you meet your mate for the first time that's always the question I like Dan answer no one ever get really serious about it and then I say the camera have you ever done
00:08:02| one that's like you have to answer two or three security questions yeah and you know it makes me like Dean right one time there was just one I had an answer for it was like where is your wife's
00:08:15| whatever I was like who married and one was like what was your first pet's where did you get your first pet or something else about hell no it was the woods the woods can I write no Libby see I mean it
00:08:27| was like compared to just the weirdest thing it was like what was your sixth grade favorite teacher and I was like I don't know let's do it hey when they don't make it so it's
00:08:38| definitive like what is youngest child's birthday it's like why didn't for than one or two this might come into effect later in the episode but when I started taking out all my school
00:08:53| loans for college and they accept like a five letter password like like password really this wasn't good enough we know uses lightly so do you know what I did I changed all my passwords to
00:09:05| either one of two things for all my loans you can log in right now and pay for me I actually think I had to change him again but it was always a few spelled out if you want because I'd have
00:09:15| a number and the other one was not paying one was but nothing something like that so it's really funny would I would be like locked out they'd be like what is your pants protected like mmm I
00:09:25| know TEP hey Wai ing they like not hang you said it not me anyway I used to do that for all my questions where they'll let you type it in I write in not sure so
00:09:42| whenever they ask me the question I go up not sure oh okay sir and then they ask me a second one I'm like I think you know the answer he's like I'm not sure I give it
00:10:01| a lab to change that for all of my passwords now a lot of our passwords just my bank I'm not terribly worried a couple loans couple of social you figured all out just look up my property
00:10:16| taxes and just click pay enter in your credit card everything will take care of itself female I always get is like five minutes after I make up came in one of my bank
00:10:27| cards or Amazon card or whatever it's like did you know someone made a payment to your account this is alert number is like just don't even send me that I mean it's no one
00:10:38| saying you're losing money again no I'm gaining money someone made a payment you may be yes if someone else broke into play account was like let's say his loans offshore account like it I
00:10:58| mean we got Danu hackers that's exactly why I brought up my properties act is because they're public and there's no way they don't even ask you to sign in there's no
00:11:10| like reference really you could just look up any window Eddie works in pay anyway that's pretty good but start paying property taxes I want to find the lowest property tax on the
00:11:24| entire list just okay logs in he's like actually probably did yeah I do it's fine little smirk or a smile I do I do have a lot of small one but it's kind of a dad joke but if there is giant
00:11:50| warehouse that's filled with like home goods it's not the store I'm goods but it's something similar it's called at home I'll say because that's very generic anyway because that could be
00:12:02| anywhere it's not at my home yeah that was the giant warehouse to filled with like tons of stuff in the one corner there's pictures there's a picture of a horse and I was walking with my wife and
00:12:13| I got this elf girl and she just looks she looks at me like huh I was like of me I'm a stallion and then she she's like shaking her head and then like I was like oh they have you too and like
00:12:27| right next to the horse did a picture of a pig not good got a good classic yeah that's my smile and smirk I guess a little bit so my girlfriend drives a it's a lane trope now the middle one
00:13:07| it's not the wrath work what about that okay I later thank you Island that's a new land was in there somewhere so I gotta work she's gotta go to work
00:13:21| no big deal start the car doing kid stuff getting into the car he's probably beat them I think she beat them gets into the car everyone's finally in the car everything's locked
00:13:34| up she can finally get the hell out of here she gives to put it in reverse it won't get out of park so she says the weirdest thing she had to this is crazy turns a sports car that's what that's
00:13:47| what she thought she was out of my mind turns it off turns it back lawn this is easy crap the damn thing would reverse right mm-hmm goes nope not going nothing's happened before she freaked
00:14:02| out cause everyone she knows me the governor isn't in the United States she hasn't on speed up she googles it and apparently underneath the where this you know the shifter is okay you can top it
00:14:17| off all cars have this I believe it's a manual override in case something's wrong with the electronics it's like men you need to get your current in neutral it's like a safety thing so she's
00:14:27| Google's do this at least make sure your car get into the neutral she takes it off pops a little screwdriver hits a little button it won't even go in a neutral look that's that's bad she just
00:14:39| drove this car yesterday parked it in the driveway kids gotta go to daycare she's gotta go to work this is bizarre edited them Coulter stepdad he used to be a mechanic he lets
00:14:49| everyone know ten times calls my brother-in-law he is a mechanic yeah everyone's involved I'm finding out about this an hour later everyone's converging on the house like all these
00:15:00| people Andrew Regan services did you check to make sure it was on yeah check the pictures on each one's reaching in it's not a transmission lever the transmission lever rate into the
00:15:10| transmission I already checked the transmission it could be the lever did you make sure it's on like everyone's double-checking over the eight times she's going nuts she's googling things
00:15:20| do we give up I had to call Toyota it something some kind of warranty anyway doesn't even bring it to my brother-in-law's shop whatever it's under she gets a call like six hours
00:15:32| later cars good ready to go okay I can't help you what I issue with the lever something I don't so we go there was a walnut park release lever its excuse me there is a walnut
00:15:51| inside your car right where the lever goes down like it's a mechanical load which is blocked by the walnut I said oh the wall nine months could have been an animal put that in there well diagnose
00:16:11| fix everything else go be 139 bucks no we threw it out we're gonna make it spread any gold and call the golden walnut max person has their car breakdown concrete on the side of the
00:16:36| highway someone breaks down you pull over and you're like I'm here to save you here's the golden walnut the money to him in the drive off know what happened I guess a squirrel climbed up
00:16:49| in there drop the wallet at the exact spot because there's not a lot of room to drop things are there right now no but squirrels are habitual Ossetian you gotta watch that squirrel man we know
00:17:02| look the park leave her walnut issue it was funny in the write-up the the computer pronounced that they do in the shop there's one there was a walnut over something else really all the people
00:17:16| were like this is hilarious I'm like this is expensive why would why wouldn't they say like it was their fault like they shouldn't design a car so you could stick something in that shift lever
00:17:29| could you stick something between the wheels like a giant 8-foot pipe that right across it would be like why would they do that right between the tires a mess it up if
00:17:41| anything you would imagine that one's gonna drop the wall not right where it did I don't know but quite a smirk funny little sport anyway that my dad made on Facebook shout out my dad oh ultra down
00:17:55| post he said um bet you'll think twice when swerving next time you're driving and you see a squirrel I can think you know walnuts anyway check your uh park leave a release thing for a while not if
00:18:17| you're stuck in your driveway please your Easton how would you react to this scenario please please Billy you're giving a pill that will give you all the knowledge in the world but you also get
00:18:38| all the emotions in the world you take the pill I don't think so your life's over you can't really go back to normal right probably you'd never if you don't
00:18:51| surprise me I think you're like glow and all sudden like to shoot out all your body parts and I don't think you can really I mean you'll never one-up that emotion for that intellect or that
00:19:03| feeling so you kind of let it down slide from there on out right cause do you think the average of motion is negative nutrient if you're experiencing them all I don't know that it matters
00:19:14| it's like overload like you can only experience so much pain I think that it's just like a ridiculous amount that's just blank it's like you your body can't process it now what if the
00:19:23| pill wore off in like 24 hours you can always I was expected in five minutes I got a lot of flavor our to just shipping light out of your body and experiencing all the emotions all the way in feel
00:19:35| like everything in the world the laser levitate in the sky and the disappeared forever saying no what good can come of it I mean afterwards could you make money and then still be chasing
00:19:47| some sort of high that you'll never touch again if you really enjoying ya lamu its emotions so powerful the more powerful in loving your children right so much you're like
00:19:58| you're like you're like daddy I did it you're like that's great to do with inner eyes experience the love of star-crossed lovers who you know face adversity and triumphed over evil and
00:20:11| found themselves in the true embrace of God and others and he's like I built this for you and you're like like I mean everything's down there it's all faded I mean you reach your glowing point there
00:20:25| it's everything else is better like in a village elder who gets like blown into a like a wistful pile of leaves that go into the sky and then like you have a cloud after that you're gonna chase that
00:20:42| high but you're smart enough not to it's like a second one for you just a similar shake you got a second one now I should use it later you later all right Vanessa I answer my Kate towards the
00:20:57| episode so give room to breathe here I had one for you you just couldn't last a full hour this one or 10 seconds I've no idea where you're gonna go with this see let's see let's say you wake up tomorrow
00:21:13| your your exact age which might not make sense your your exact living conditions which might not make sense you know all the money the family everyone's the same age around you you have a podcast called
00:21:26| the impaler's anything but you wake up and without a doubt everyone around you rises and you realize that the date is September 10th 2001 what could you do the time can't raise you like this only
00:21:45| you there's gonna be a tournament like what what would you do I mean I hey can you just probably shave a whole bunch of lives like if you were the problem is you whatever you do you're gonna be
00:21:56| associated with it somehow they're gonna blame you regardless my country that they had WMDs I mean they're not gonna blinkin blaming one guy shut up nothing that's pretty crazy too I mean you can
00:22:10| hear if you one day so utilize the fire alarm and uh the twin tower oh well - which wait which I didn't know whichever word they took out took off I really don't I don't I don't I don't know that
00:22:24| either so like you would get infinite if you could get to the twin towers before they hit then you could pull the fire alarm out the buildings and then whatever
00:22:33| evidence that you pull the fire alarm would be destroyed right but people would be out of the building but it's so crazy well do you have to get a one-day ticket
00:22:43| to New York let's do it alright you can pay a lot of money drive continuously wait driving dude yeah you get to the building and you'd be like ah and then you know you slowly
00:22:59| slink out of there I mean if someone sees you pull it don't they just like say like it's puffle armed gang I just don't want to go back and they're like you you're a big trouble start we're
00:23:08| gonna find you you're like you don't understand really there's I mean with one day there's been a lot you can do oh my god unless you bought a gun and you went to like the middle of the building
00:23:24| it started shooting wildly but knew you were gonna hit anyone but they'll evacuate of everyone you buy a sniper rifle you go up on the roof and you snipe the pilot as he tries to hit the
00:23:34| building do you feel that someone was coming it's possible I mean there's no one you can call that would be able to do anything great this ministership no I don't think so like would you call the
00:23:59| airport if you did know which one was I feel like super vet these people I'm telling you something Bad's gonna happen oh oh you could say you were involved in it I'm turning on them oh my gosh oh
00:24:09| you're gonna die anyway if anyone knows that you're associated with some sort of plot you're gonna be killed there's no way you're gonna be in like one time
00:24:16| my kids it what I'm I can't say one time oh there you go I have some that's an extra syllable brother record you hate going 11 the reason or you love it the kid talk for
00:24:39| the record I hate it okay let the record show I believe it we're gonna whip her whole baby but you know what it reminds me of uh 12 monkeys a little bit even involves an airport right that's Bruce
00:24:58| walls steals a girl and the road to the airport to stop something from happening it he ends up getting shot the airport and he sees himself as a kid getting shot at the airport but the real person
00:25:08| carrying the virus was someone else there's a virus but like him running to the airport and causing commotion actually caused the issue or Springtown so it's like watching that one it's
00:25:20| actually very good movie did a band see I'm right yeah I think I want you to time so that I wasn't gonna keep mind roll dough though like just bounce world-class drink my kiss bare bones
00:26:05| just get it over with cold and time have the best voice possible for Alex Eggman it's the one people people stop me on the street and they're covered in blood no one can even discern what happened to
00:26:20| them since their clothes are tattered what places there's people just screaming grabbed me by my shirt in front of everyone and people are stopping their cars and
00:26:31| they're like it's time so every challenge or just did you have one I actually have one but you can go ahead simple actually good I don't know it depends on I
00:26:56| haven't seen Alyssa Milano in a while and christina applegate they're both you know like anymore yeah the limelight is no longer there but that's okay what I'm asking for is there a ghost
00:27:16| what's that yeah I was thinking maybe if they thought of the un-- panderers luck gave a shot us like a really seductive look with it unpainted or tag and we choose which one was the most seductive
00:27:34| whose steal the Tigre I don't I just watch that really does help Ivan to workers really I I it it stands the test of time certainly does really good 2001 I think earth is Italy in high school
00:28:05| between one and four pressure cuz I looked it up googling I was surprised by all the people in it do you remember the two model roommates it is that say like do you think he's heard of
00:28:19| styling gel Mekas earth to brint of course he's heard of high styling gel gym and then at the end they both her and they're like you know what you need an honorable gravity you know there's
00:28:30| two of them right that say this yeah yeah the one on the left is to do who plays the sexy guy nail and everything he was a True Blood Eric from True Blood he like he's always bare
00:28:42| chested I don't know his name is like Skarsgard skarsgård really that's that's the guy [Music] see 2011 he was migas discography it
00:29:15| like goes down a lot of on the DJ he ended up marrying Jennifer Aniston whoops yes the BT the ugly dude with the lake the face is the male yeah if you look at me looks like a normal
00:29:27| good-looking dude it's like love he was casting Rufus oh oh dude do you remember hold on so I called this when I was watching it I figured it out without looking it up and I looked it up to
00:29:40| verify do you know the UM the girl who's given him the massage while he's nude its neck at his bun oh yeah I'm just like she has like the bunch in big head she's ridiculously gross looking and
00:29:51| she's going do you know who that is yeah no idea that is Andy Dick really the kinds an asshole I know but that's just so fun I was looking at it Andy Dick I was like oh he wouldn't clay a
00:30:07| woman in smacking his butt with a unibrow and everything Olga oh yeah yeah I've heard stories about Andy Dick it's just like he just you know he used to call in jason Ellis as a podcast good
00:30:24| friends of the podcast shout out Jo wolf lies we get them here you're T work really good but anyway uh I hear him come on the podcast he's always trying to be cool with everybody's like he's
00:30:45| like a chore ogen pockets but like he's more cool cool that's impossible what are you talking about it that's with you but uh yeah Andy Dick like would try and get
00:30:59| clean off drugs and everything and he would come on and then go god that's cool and he'd be cool with him for a while but then he's like why did you do this he's like man a few little like
00:31:07| ugly and weird and it's probably got issues but abuse issues like not just dickhead stop there's like a reality show where he lived in the back of his ex-wife's yard
00:31:20| and he was in like a little shed he's like check out my crib it's got like a bed good bit yeah it was a bit so listen Lana and I just wanted sexy seductive stare sultry and pander sultry
00:31:46| definitely had all the sexiness as much section as that you could bring us do anybody to a charity if I saw that no definitely super abused women seriously we could we could let me give it let me
00:32:16| give the word of the day here because it day I mean in there sure yeah we didn't close where the bag was make sure to say this correctly is a swore fooder a smart one so it was smart but would tear into
00:32:34| it it's big smart water but it's mad smart looter it's an embezzler who please hurry up stop in he's a smart brewery is I'm thinkin we're gonna get the origins in like Sweden
00:32:50| it does sound Swedish but I'm not sure if it is but you know it was a crazy word and it might apply to our next segment yes it's you're covering skimming tun
00:33:05| Minh oh good thing Carolina started Nick which of the many topics would you like to all his letters on a paper I don't know but Edwards or not I can't judge it
00:33:22| there were 13 words on there so I have listing here I forgot to tell you that I put this all in asana which we like actually saw it about 20 minutes before I started I was like I was like I also
00:33:40| found out asana is a yoga pose which was Oh hold on a second let's find out I'm kind of curious because I heard it on a server hot kiss for the writers into all the time
00:33:57| the junior Joe Rogan podcast Whisperer stood out there oh let's see here I can't why do they Google give you tiny images that you have to then blow up and say Google it's not it's not acceptable
00:34:13| yeah you can't search it oh there's like so many why did they choose a guy as the model it's strange I like that look on your face it's so thick that your joy is learning you're like I'm doing the way I
00:34:32| I can't tell there's a lot of there's like take a asana gin asana abhava sana the one is like he's standing on one foot with his leg on top of the other knee and going like this like it's like
00:34:45| a good yoga bucket oh god I would break myself in some fashion the easiest one is the Bott Baja sauna which is arms like this and he's crashing like a frog
00:34:56| yeah ankle on knee and then arm up and arms straight down hip flexor opener right there baby yeah yeah except the toes he's on his toes yeah I know the hip flexors remain
00:35:14| complained about it all the time every goalie ever known retired because of hip flexors and pornography here the hip is key for masturbating so I never did it to hit
00:35:37| stop myself from choking the record show that was a two head don't choke hmm like a bottle of mouthwash when you down the end what say no it's good drinking college called plaque free pleasure it
00:36:02| was a Listerine with a little bit of water a little bit of vodka Oh the idea was that we get you messed up fast but also to whiten your smile and
00:36:15| freshen your breath this is the story so this was a small event fresh oh yeah we did a lot the freshman year um me and Tom moved right across from the RA Bret Bret was terrible all right
00:36:34| I love Brett booth death he was like you know he's like supposed to make sure to wait tricking though he's breaking the rules and I'm like all right dude our funs over this is awful like our
00:36:45| daughter looks at his door he's gonna be the worst well I was like dude Bret we got mouthwash you get a bust us for drinking that it he the first day cuz I was just messing with him and he said
00:37:01| I'll give you a dollar for every shot of mouth while she do right here and I said are you sure and I did seven shots a minute I start going and he literally was gonna be $7 and he was like was the
00:37:13| cake in trouble he followed me to the bathrooms like do you have to throw it sounds like no good yeah it's from the trunk he's like you probably gonna throw up don't tell anyone it was like really
00:37:22| worried they lose his job and I was like Jim seven bucks from then on uh we had a wonderful relationship he ended up buying US beer by the end of the year for three I give a sweet yes we do and
00:37:36| you were freshmen here 18:17 values the word it no yeah with what also was really about Brett but so one of my other roommates bed will call him he had a class the
00:37:53| three of us had class at like 8:00 a.m. so we would all leave at 7:30 early Tuesday Thursday sperm well Brett via the goof he was no beer all right but I'm a goof to he crouched down
00:38:07| behind Ben and went in the hallway one time and I was like hey bad and I pushed them like you know jokingly like I wasn't really I need for something but he happening to putting his coat on at
00:38:17| the time so he went like this you like just like damaged a nerve in his shoulder and he started screaming and like we go to the ER everything me Brett Ben and he's like I'm so sorry we can
00:38:45| drive my car about a la great great great we get checked out he missed like three weeks at school yeah they like go home for a week or two like it was a serious issue so that class that I wake
00:38:56| up at 7:30 to go to his a lecture hall and that two-week period teacher was like yeah you're what are your big three exams 33% your grade was this week and he was like I can't make it my RA pushed
00:39:09| me you know he broke my arm I have a writ noted from a doctor I'm home for a week and the teacher I'll say is popped in a deal at Red's was like no you can't do that
00:39:21| he was like no no I mean they just push me a Brooklyn probably back he's like I don't play funny games you're gonna get credit I still just he probably hates Brett but I mean the teacher wow it's
00:39:40| funny I tell stories and I like I remember two things from the CBO Tenma I know Ben I met Ben first I met him he's like we have what prodigal playing in the
00:39:52| next room thank you say about uh wolf to name in the band what was work yeah it's product work so yeah just like trying to sound cool but
00:40:12| uh first thing the first time I knew with Listerine had alcohol in it I was like 13 I was over a friend's house and they said we have to like we have to keep this locked up because grandma oh
00:40:24| oh yeah her grand mom would drink Listerine to get get a buzz going I figured something out what I did those seven shots they got $7 yeah I did actually throw different drunk and it's
00:40:37| you quicker I guess it's it's not by the sores it makes in your stomach gets your tube blitz sure they would think so yeah but uh no like it would make you drunk and
00:40:52| then it would wear off like within ten minutes it was the weirdest thing so like you'd be drunk for a little bit like it's 15 minutes ten minutes it was like weird like you'd be like good who
00:41:05| do you like time you're buzzed exactly like you're gonna have a five minute and do this it's like okay and then you put your super drunk for that before 1:42 well no because you have to do it like
00:41:25| of it Thanksgiving here so be good with like breaks break the ice no ice breakers just really everyone ready to go back to work you like yeah I didn't do any drugs what but I feel like you
00:41:44| get that with drugs more than the alcohol free not necessarily like smoking do things in it don't know that you can time something like I feel like if you do they were done like micro
00:41:54| dosing an acid they do and Silicon Valley but I feel like that's got a heart maybe I'm making it up anyone who goes like dosing acid post in the comments
00:42:06| yeah is there a PR the CIA please I don't care never really not watching this chat yeah we don't have that word at full force or pay our yeah Rhonda
00:42:20| it's called 911 there they've gone back in time they know 11 the other story that you you made me pop in my brain it's a freshman year like the first two weeks like sometimes like the my
00:42:34| roommate sucked so I didn't know anybody and I couldn't be like hey Ben like oh yes oh yeah my guy was literally like on the weekends he'd dress up as a Boy Scout and run a pride Klan Wolf Pack I
00:42:51| don't know what they're called yeah really Boy Scout we did something really the bear oh no no I was really going he was starting still not a good roommate but so eventually I went out on my own I
00:43:06| went to this party where there had ever clear in a bottle that everyone was sharing so I got smashed on Everclear I got like so fucked up the next day I thought it was just the Everclear but it
00:43:19| turns out I got mono from the same thing and then I missed two weeks yeah I missed two weeks you always know the kids who got mono like you hear about it you're like you come
00:43:32| fuck you up I don't remember anything from that time over here they say waking up for like ten minute periods and go back to sleep so like I lose like almost 30 percent of
00:43:41| your mass like your muscle mass is completely gone I also had an asshole teacher I came back to literally the dad came back like we must have had like 20 disks 20
00:43:53| students and he said oh let's go gather the desks around in a circle and I tried to lift desk and couldn't lift it oh I was sitting on the left the far end yes and tried to pull out into the
00:44:06| middle and like the desk was making this horrible screeches again the whole time and that teacher gave me and like us I think like a sees like the worst grade I got but I think he'd tool it he thought
00:44:20| I was deliberately doing it to mother so he and he didn't recommend it it did she was close Harry's never had a see before he's going crazy no I do everything that I had missed -
00:44:39| it wasn't a book that I didn't read he made me read Sudan failed me it fails for getting medically injured by an RA and shout out then to jump in statue of limitations you cannot sue Sue's us in
00:45:04| retrospect for a class that has nothing that was his life he's like I received to death in certain class things it's enforceable I don't know what would give you like I would have a different job
00:45:15| now if I had gotten credit for that cut whoa whoa it was the story told on the end panderers so I'm gonna sue the others as a duo be like I like the soundtrack to be profitable by porcupine
00:45:28| tree to showed an offender might you and cool and like do guys I to them cool [Music] it's team won its games in common main topic now that we had our little tangent
00:45:44| there let's wrap them all there just make sure you son is an email with your bank account numbers so that we just route our own money that's called phishing just send it to
00:46:05| us don't worry about it perfect is fishing always need to parties how would you won't do one party that's not hacking like it's not like I can figure your bank account a oh that's not
00:46:20| phishing phishing is where she was like you have you bait a hook and then you had to wait for them and grab yeah answer and catfishing is not the same as fishing inside its way sexy yeah
00:46:46| it's where you pay the person into your town I got married Wow she thought she was he wasn't no big good one - I don't think they're dudes to be showing MPV but I think someone got in trouble for
00:47:02| that one I in college there was actually shows that were interesting I guess they was really that interesting but they're different you never watched catch catfish on all I'm up occasionally it
00:47:19| wasn't by interesting shuttle why was it that good well I don't know who's that great but it was always you know it was an aspect of life that had just begun and people were manipulated to believe
00:47:30| them emotionally - as long as you don't have to see a person I mean mail email imaginary 12 or 13 whoa how were you supposed to meet yes somebody sent like really attractive features about like
00:47:49| you're 12 or 13 year old and I don't I'm not gonna judge that this is it's weird this she was smoke when I was 12 and 13 somebody else anyway wait this is very I know I don't know if
00:48:17| I told you this but okay but like I never I never met the person because they said they were in a essentially in Philadelphia in Norristown really yeah so I was like I think that person must
00:48:33| have been an older gentleman who's trying to lure me in obviously the best like he told me his address and told me to go there and that yeah okay I think it was like might have been a real place
00:48:48| but it's it's weird as like as I look back as the 12 or 13 year old I'm taking like you know my hormones are just starting to blossom and I'm like I just didn't whatever whoever will let me do
00:49:01| whatever you know so you are at an age where a machine chattering right yeah like all new bhop only encountered regulated the Wild West of no a couple of whoever the hell you wanted send a
00:49:20| hot sexy JPEG like how long as it was low file a bit dude yeah let me download it in a day and I'll check you out good thank you tomorrow well think about it
00:49:32| technology was probably easier to download a random picture that it was to take a picture uploaded to a computer and then uploaded to someone right at that low quality but easy did it was
00:49:43| easier to take an already existing JPEG I had sure true if you already could find it on the internet you could have a collage of that person so if you want to pretend to be something it was more your
00:49:55| people might go back then to great otherwise you have to scan pictures right there's no way to insert a picture then you can get a picture put up with a real camera and then scanning it and
00:50:11| then uploading it so here do you ever do them like it sounds creepy saying secret boyfriend or girlfriend or obviously girlfriend guys but like you you were in like a conversation relationship with a
00:50:36| girl or two you mean like an online relationship when you're younger I would say yes I probably was at like 12 of them look compact like I was they were all pretty like real casual like like
00:50:50| yeah like sports - or like man parents are the worst you're cool you talk better than most girls like you know I mean like that's the whole conversation it's
00:51:01| like a couple topics or did you go crazy were you like man I would touch that clitoris like it was nothing like you crack open it cyclopædia car like a big man get to your erogenous so do de
00:51:20| bourree on your parents first a bunch of her mom can I use the dredge Lupita to look at blue Taurus I think yeah even as a 12 year old 11 year old 13 year old fort hero like I never really even
00:51:34| wanted to meet these girls like I never was like horned up like yeah gonna meet Sarah chow down for for one and let me feel like it was never I was always like like it's a it's an ideal I like to keep
00:51:49| it on the internet on the screen and like have a fake relationship with it I don't know it wasn't like I didn't feel it was a guy or whatever really 50 role dead I don't know I don't know I don't
00:51:59| know it's worse because now people who do that have like you know there's gonna be videos and Twitter there's gonna be people we were gonna nothing he plays from before I was like 18 Jason's gone
00:52:12| oh oh you're saying a record of it yeah there's no record so I can't look back at my own chat log and be like oh god the thing is I may be a well has that stored somewhere here either no I
00:52:27| did I don't even think they had space to see him all the chance that happened that's weird it's crazy to think of all those chats have disappeared creeper chats but also
00:52:36| awesome but also weird : here's the weirdest thought of all this is a this is a sanitarium for yet are you you're like a 51 year old man pretending to be a boy who wants to meet a girl but
00:52:54| you're pretty sure these girls are 51 year old pervert then right so you have a little pole to get to the the similar impact personalities you well seriously they
00:53:04| they didn't have FBI planets right to try and weed out child molesters I think they did this is a real Chris Hansen like you sit down you're like I've always wanted to meet you Chris Hansen
00:53:16| FBI agents that would like pretend to be either teenage boys or girls be like yeah I'll meet you like whatever like they're trying to weed it out you think they gave him an address and when I saw
00:53:26| that they were actually a 12 year old boy they'd be like this kid and thinking it's like a man and they're trying to capture those of these where the words and like I'm gonna get you pervert and
00:53:45| it's like huh man she is funny for a pervert and then like the next day they're like she's gonna say it again I love her she's so funny and then looking or whatever and then like a week later
00:53:56| they realize like it was just a real girl they're like I don't want to end the conversation she's so much fun like they had like this real link and they were really I got cut it off now I got
00:54:09| work to do but seriously email me they're having a really good FBI agent fall in love with the teenager quit it man I don't know it could happen
00:54:29| but if only I mean maybe they wait two years there in Alabama this is just object peach because it goes back to the right the damn story about the guy that fell in love with a real 12 year old
00:54:56| he's gonna take that story and run with it everybody post tomorrow and panders so what are the fluid conversation and today I'm gonna go
00:55:18| big though here so they're like what's Oh what are you drinking there that blue sky I did have it that's name I wouldn't say that's what I'm drinking I'm saying that's what I
00:55:32| was holding earlier so the company frauds like Enron and Rogers had like they were a stock that was valued at like 90 something dollars and then a year later down to one dollar because
00:55:46| they cheated in their accounting how does that work how maybe tell us you know about that I know that they hired an accounting firm to be like an independent party but they're
00:55:57| manipulating the independent party to Daryl make the wrong facts during the fight of debt so okay so they did have debt so the real value was closer to $1 than the $90 yeah so that's some
00:56:11| allusion to those crunching oh really they told it where the work 90 and they kind of were mm-hmm if you didn't count the debt the debt made them work like closer to $1 so what did all the the
00:56:23| golden parachute people do cuz we know all aligned us them surely entirely actually he died in prison oh yeah score one seriously suicide no daddy's dead folks announcement from the
00:56:40| unpaid errs Kenneth what by Langley he died 2006 yo homie died in 2006 thanks to the unpaid errs we put justice on a stick that we bring it to you it was my
00:56:53| expression that I'm gonna not even look these guys up because they're not even worse on time frontiersmen sure so it's worth $90 were the top 40 guys that you're talking about Kenneth why a bunch
00:57:08| of other guys what do they do are they selling their stuff that day all the words and then they'll think the company went under look is that how this works I'd I assume
00:57:19| they're making all along and they know they're cheating so they're taking it out as they're cheating and then when it finally the news comes out that they are cheating their position is much lower
00:57:29| than it would have been so they made their Millions so that at that point they say sorry our company's not worth anything we're out like our world and everyone goes I didn't know anything
00:57:40| and then it's like when we do paper trail then right burger down after that's that that's the one that see it screws over sand rod was a player did you have a year for that because it was
00:57:52| versus I have heard of corporate like fuck over that up yeah that was I mean it was in Houston I think it was 2001 it all happen it to though doesn't what was I hope a year yeah that's crazy
00:58:10| another crash coming soon so yeah on that scale there's another one like the Fannie Mae the subprime mortgages so these are your big ones it's just that they had all those
00:58:23| derivative products that were like leverage and leverage and leveraged and then on like a multiple that made it like crush them even more when they had that garbage asset you wish that
00:58:33| subprime mess it was the one who's holding your you're not mortgage but a school loan I understood one word school I mean essentially they had an asset that was worth nothing and they pumped
00:58:50| it up to make it seem like it was worth a lot how do they do that just by word of mouth accounting prover see they kept just like putting smoke and mirrors smoking
00:59:00| mirrors until the last thing was like oh this is something that's pretty good and then all these people put money into it and then when it finally the smoke cleared everything turned to shit and
00:59:09| they're like wow how do you smoke something like I'm I'm not a financial guy so I don't most of our purse as I would call the Big Bear you package and rename its multiple times to make it
00:59:22| seem like it's something different than it is and in layman's terms I understand that but like so corporate glass has been rebranded as um failsafe anonymous has been rebranded as Branson
00:59:40| incorporated has been rebranded as on Finn's poly leaf incorporated as it's worth Winkler and like is that what they're doing look exchanging name and it's and every time
00:59:50| they say it their voice raises a decibel or as you raise a key you notice this person changes however so much how much money is that I mean that it's not a different business it's the same
01:00:08| business that's calling it something else so you repackaging crappy assets with like a little glimmer of diamond in that pile of shit and then you shine on the
01:00:19| diamond with a next package and then at each time each of each method yeah they call it margins so like at each each portion of it like a smaller percentage of it is actual cash so what you just
01:00:32| focus all the smaller portion you just about say it's like multiplying a dollar by like 100 and then multiplying by 100 again and then by that time you have a thousand bucks invested and it's only
01:00:45| really worth not a dollar anymore it's like five cents so you instead of losing yeah instead of like losing a dollar and a thousand dollar bet you lose 995 done that that's like 950 bucks yeah that's
01:01:00| exactly what like mortgages are really uh-huh what's a reverse mortgage it's where you get paid to have a mortgage because you're making money out of it but is it
01:01:12| the bank or whoever taking position they're taking interest in whatever you're getting money out of oh but they don't any part of your house right is it the reverse mortgage is is so you have a
01:01:25| certain amount of money in your house a reverse mortgage takes money out of the money that you have in your house and gets right back to you at a certain interest rate okay so you're getting
01:01:33| your own money but losing interest yeah yeah yeah and I don't think that the Fonz would approve of that that's not a scam but he's just just lurching yeah and like if you have a different I'm
01:01:46| never getting rose right there's scams go work about the big corporate skews we'll lay it down it's getting whittled down oh shit I can't wait my pace get really
01:02:11| good did you read our watch wolf of Wall Street thought fraud no no never didn't watch that no I um looks like it was boys for life he's my subprime mortgage
01:02:29| the glowing diamond Wall Street did the same thing when they like if you take a stock that worked it's worth 10 bucks and you put all your money into it it's gonna raise a little bit but the wolf of
01:02:45| Wall Street actually pump more money into it by advertising to people who didn't know anything and taking their money and then pumping their asset up and then selling way more than it looked
01:02:56| like originally it's going on and then they shat on everyone who invested what they did it in like a Ponzi scheme style so that the people who are actually putting in more money they pay them back
01:03:10| so be quiet you know what a Ponzi scheme is right what's your definitely scheme what you just said you are that's a lot of money and you fool what your people and then at some point you start paying
01:03:24| back the top people who are helping you so they say listen getting money back from this thing keep putting money in and then you start feeding a few people under them and
01:03:32| they're like listen everyone's getting money this is just free money and they had like so many friggin people enjoy gotta take all that money away by the way have a great day yes like fish yeah
01:03:44| billing it the guys name was actually Ponzi Ponzi it's like the 1940s or something like Isis a Ponzi or pot see his pot see was sort of Ralphie a party they were
01:04:06| yeah anyway yeah and Burning Man which everyone knows now because he was like guy was worth millions of dollars already and he decided that he needed more millions Wow
01:04:19| so via the TV version dude he was King dilly was act like months before it all actually crashed so he would like similar to what the video you had to watch mm-hmm he would like to spend
01:04:35| nights just not sleeping like staring at a blank wall that's been like am i thinking over so many people everyone's so apt the paper trail will catch up to us we were so apt and then he would go
01:04:49| back about his daily business but like crazy stuff he almost look look aright this is yes spring a little human and back into this little motion look at the end so what I had you watch was a catch
01:05:03| me if you can Frank before we start that who likes and comment no absolutely not I just one of my eight words written down is actually all eight for my dad so choices upset there's a saying he always
01:05:22| has if you can't dazzle them with brains baffle them with bullshit I think that's a great thing and we always like Oh dad yep oh that's language I don't approve of that my son will approve of that
01:05:38| you're out of his life forever and anyway disowned my dad he's not a lot of talk my kid talk to me you doubted my life it sounds like you're battling the emulsion I'm dad something
01:05:50| me with brave but good well he he also talked about how he would just like the present-day self of Frank Abagnale which there's a new search YouTube for Frank Abagnale he talks about there's fed
01:06:07| talks 2013 he talks about what actually happened and catch me if he can which is not yeah he talked about how he stayed up at night in just staring nothingness in his kids room with you
01:06:21| dad he's like I remember that what I really missed when I was doing all this crazy scam egde so how is that what is that what kept him oh he he was scamming them as well real quick
01:06:32| I watched most of the video mm-hmm was busy the beginning is the part that makes more sense than me hold on so when you sent me the video I saw the end of his talk last three
01:06:46| minutes I didn't understand it exactly okay it started when I was here it doesn't even last three minute yes I asked where are you shared it hold on it went to the next video which was him
01:06:56| giving a talk at another place oh yeah now I couldn't stop it I was doing dishes or something the video is playing there whatever and I don't have a bow that's fancy enough where I can be like
01:07:05| hey phone replay that last video from the beginning it's not that fancy I did you say I'm doing dishes my mother's won't listen he gave a different speech but I imagine it was
01:07:16| the exact same speech you know which made me think is this part of the scale I mean the guys was gaming his whole life it he was very there's this thing as employees like oh it's it's it's to
01:07:29| complete of a message he's like this well you know what I learned from scamming all these people is you can't skin people yes I'm really looking up here you're scamming yourself and
01:07:41| everyone's like yeah and he's like it's not any way that you could donate to me to give one of these speeches again I will gladly give this speech again you totally can't collect money on his
01:07:53| stories here's a good money for those features in ages I mean he might get at least he's getting money somewhere he's scamming him he's skimming his story and it's a real story I'm not knocking the
01:08:03| story it's a very good story well there were there was research showing that like of his aliases that he used they can't figure out in the past whether those aliases actually existed or that
01:08:15| they did the skins that he says he did was through hard you did it would like a con Sam right you pick up the phone and call Ted air pin is they pity him he said be like uh yes pan-pan
01:08:32| are you taking pad or Pam pen you would be like yeah we lost our uniform yeah I've never had this happen in the wash well I'm just gonna I'm in Boston and we're gonna have to fly here from
01:08:44| Chicago it's too far I'm gonna get in one day and he would go through his whole spiel like off the just talk back and get people send him a new uniform and they only had a pilot tuna for him I
01:08:56| heard how he got he faked the pilots ID because he went to the printer conference is your friend really that good and they were like yeah huh we're gonna do this he's like well my buyer
01:09:09| for Pan Am and we don't know what you do this good and they're like oh yeah we do really good we do for Pan Am before he's like did you do them say could you do me like in an ID and they were like oh we
01:09:20| do anyone let me see it like this like well this looks like me but can you can you forge papers and say I apply I mean it was ridiculous knees I guess I don't know it sounds like there's a whole like
01:09:37| his whole method of scamming people was to fill it up feel I like the fish feel feel like Eileen you should feel she is also program fish meal so his his spiel was that he would fill out a form of the
01:09:53| show I started to peel I know I know much peels I created them so he would you fill out a form and the form back then took forever to validate so I he do it with you know getting uniforms
01:10:09| getting like IDs he'd get checks so he's like he said even like that he would go to like the different airlines would cash checks of $200 so it'd go to each individual airline each in there was a
01:10:21| hotel and get the hundred dollars from each one and by the time he was done he was 8 hours later and there was a shift change so he go back again and start again damn smart
01:10:31| yep that's called the the technology loop I believe yeah I mean they turned out but this is interesting I didn't think we're going here I didn't want to go here I didn't need to go here
01:10:46| Delvin holy shit folks this is an entirely unplanned this is entirely unrelated holy smokes bonus this is so weird this is destined for this podcast so
01:11:02| what's the biggest scam be offered in your life I was going to ask you write me person not yeah and not even scam what I would scam people out of uh in EverQuest whenever they needed my help
01:11:16| not whenever this is occasionally yeah they'd be like I need you to stay here and kill this one thing while I run over and kill this other guy and then this thing's gonna drop if like he dropped
01:11:31| like a digital item dropped in front of me and I looked around and they weren't there I'd pick it up and they'd come back they'd be like it drop and I'd be like no no what happened I killed the
01:11:47| guy I didn't drop anything I gotta do it again stand right here well I go do the work again yep that's not a big scam that's all I'm sayin it's not stealing
01:12:01| money a little time so oddly not the biggest it's not a scam you the biggest jinn so weird so your bachelor party was in New Orleans oh yeah oh but the weather was so bad that couldn't make it
01:12:26| literally underneath your plane as the dot of your phone is hovering above us and it was torrential downpour and everything was flooding around us everything was flowing like crazy there
01:12:37| were storms going wild our plane made the descent to land and New Orleans I'll say it like that like I've been there I feel there I was within rage through there from oh man
01:12:49| Dan's bachelor party and they pulled up at the last second sighting whether issue and storming and flooding in rain and downpour and crazy conditions it was wild that night
01:13:01| they thought the whole city was gonna flood they weren't gonna land the plane everything was going on they flew us back to Houston in Texas which you've been there before right
01:13:15| it's ironic so they send me from your bachelor party back to where you lived so lay in the plane would they land in a plane it was like 10:00 at night they did not plan on landing this plane one
01:13:27| of the dudes while I was sitting here was a farmer he barely spoke any English she was from Eastern Europe I want to say who's Hungarian or something it was like what does this mean and I like it
01:13:39| what happened I was like listen they after our plane they acted up whatever people are panic and people are like where do we stay what's going on who's gonna pay for it what's going it was
01:13:52| chaos people were going nuts the airport was trying to close down that night so certain segments were just black I never be known for like you know five minute walk and you'd be walking
01:14:02| around me like it's the only that whole thing hello I don't live in the airport I don't know where I am helping so they gave us this weird number and they're like listen just call this number and
01:14:11| they had it physically right it so must be a secret number like you know good gets through the bullshit here's a real number if you call this number they know you really need help do with the Eastern
01:14:24| European things like I know speak the language good like you know I mean it was like a you'll be fine just this is calm up he was like I don't know that this he looked like he look like a
01:14:40| terrorist like if you were described a terrorist but I know with him like three hours it seems like cool dude so I made a judgment call I grabbed his phone and I picked it up
01:14:52| and I asked him to spell his name it's and write the phonetics under it just like what do you mean I was like how do you see a goddamn name dude like I say his name of a podcast you were and I
01:15:02| talked to security they're like what's your name sorry I was like I'm doing this OH I said like all these weird words they're like and your hymns are Elsa
01:15:11| yeah I need a place to stay tonight give me a free thing and airfare back to someone's out of New Orleans or whatever and they were like okay are you sure and like I've been looking and I'm like okay
01:15:24| gonna be this anyway I hooked my man up with a free flight free hotel free taxi free everything and the whole time I was like please don't be a terrorist please tell me the egg not please don't be
01:15:38| awful but I was like he's probably just a little dude who got sidetracked by the damn weather and I impersonated someone to the what's it called the air please thank you
01:15:49| I would say like TSA mother didn't exist at the time right no no this is no reason to go it's like five years ago your bachelor party entities anyway I totally hooked them up with
01:16:03| like a free airport a free flight a free whatever he said he was a grip for a famous movie every which movie now I'll hook them up he's pretty sweet and then we all got into grip
01:16:17| the guy who works the cameras and stuff and like design like right but like I had to pretend to be him and then when we got to hotel like he ended up with the same free hotel I did I walked up to
01:16:30| the front desk was like um oooo I said his name or whatever and like I need a room I cooked them up I'll say here's a kid you go dude so like he couldn't speak English good like he he he would
01:16:43| have been screwed like he was sleeping in the airport yeah my mom's like I was like don't do anything bad dude just cuz I gonna be like he helped him end up like you know to me it was really cool
01:16:56| was like he emailed me like a year later it was like thank you and eek everything good this is my new movie I work on it was like some movie no one's ever heard of but I was like well like right on
01:17:07| brother good you know I love you anyways that relate to scams you felt like you're scamming the TSA my pretending to be somebody else good
01:17:20| like at the time that was like 911 was in my brain and I was like what if I'm doing the wrong thing like nobody make him talk for himself but really I did I just pretend to be in like told everyone
01:17:31| I was here but give his last name there's no birds were scamming is actually a positive scamming which could be defined as helping somebody I'm a helper got much nice and stealing
01:17:48| digital goods so there's a list of all these types of scams and I want to run through them hold on I got shorter list it's only three literally I said all my numbers and sprinkled your scams in
01:18:03| there as I go short and easy none of the level of elevated hotel they do thrive right they they pretend to sell vitamins and shit that makes you healthy all those high end medicines yes and then
01:18:23| hold on so there's like a bunch in jewelry now that are really big they're getting like everyone's talking about Sao Paulo and celadon selling thought none of them anyway trust me Melissa
01:18:35| it's like oh do them scam pyramid trust me I'm the one who knows and last went ahead written down here's what girlfriends like the pyramids good yeah and she needs all this places like
01:18:47| there's like a candle one I was like candles and she's like baby she couldn't remember the name she's like she's bi and do all this stuff and it's for candles I was like who who's got the
01:19:03| time to be a pyramid scam for candles like if you told me I'd be like I comb you later who's coming see search I mean it's weird and I like to stay at home mom's
01:19:13| get manipulated in the least multi level marketing schemes hey there's a big target I think okay anything that does like it an ambience like the candles make sense Excel makes
01:19:26| its it said okay lordy go back anyone whose list behind please tell me anyway that they do like these two things like lipstick or like they do like kitchen goods like eggs
01:19:52| chicken oh the names of these things I'm just gonna call him out they sell inventory to their storefronts and the people above like whoever started it makes money whoever's like the second
01:20:16| tier third to your third fourth he keeps going like that people up top make money pyramid scheme of the people at the bottom are so strut like they're struggling so hard to sell Herbalife
01:20:25| they never make any money they're just milking it the people at the top so the milk scheme it's people milking people it's like human set of people with hookers all right if humans
01:20:37| were cows and made of money yes yes indeed jump over to I think you'll like the sidewalks games I jump over these Kent this category but like if you're walking in like New Orleans for example
01:20:58| some people come up to you and they ask you been there where you where you got your shoes I'll tell you where you got your shoes and they'll bet you like five bucks and I'll say like you'll agree to
01:21:10| it no say where do I get my shoes but that's not the language that they use they say well you got your shoes on Bourbon Street like they're standing on Bourbon Street
01:21:19| or you got you got your shoes on the floor you got it now know how much more of a drink do you think about that yeah cuz they got him they got him on the ground
01:21:31| that's where you got your shoes what they were levitating oh there's thin layer atoms that makes it so not on the ground so I'm not gonna give you your money
01:21:43| they're definitely air out of there definitely our but I don't think someone who doesn't understand the English language that well yeah but the other side sidewalks games I really like to
01:22:00| look for three-card Monte where they swap around cards and they say pick the pick the queen who like they set that up so that the people before whoever the target is they're in on the scam so the
01:22:13| people before them can make money but they're all making money to their friend and they say now now you you you try it like the random visitor the random visitor feels like he's like part of it
01:22:24| right game yeah game yeah like swap out the card or make it so like people are hinting at a different card they'll like sway him it to choose the wrong stuff if you had a crowd of people behind you
01:22:39| saying like all the middle cards are you doing Nick you're doing right there yeah you got it yeah to break yeah wow you're gone it's yeah I hope that garlic was a drink for a drink I don't
01:23:08| always do this here at the offenders but certain products drive me wild but they really get my goat they get me for who I am they do something for me that's just as a small folks I can't explain it
01:23:25| every time it's not always normal but but it works most people swear by that fancy garlic and who's called elephant come on ding yeah I thought about $5.99
01:23:38| for a clove no thanks so we've recently tried a new one it's called wise bread 10 times more intense well that's what they say so he tried wise brave garlic it's 65
01:23:52| cents for a clove I thought it's probably not that special this is a $0.65 folks it's thought I didn't buy it thinking I would change the world
01:24:05| anything anything of it it's the supermarket brain-wise buy supermarket no big deal well on my way home all the lights turned green
01:24:16| no big deal whatever I had to stop at a gas station right you do the credit card thing and then you put the pump in and trying to remember when you're getting close to 20 30 40 whatever bucks
01:24:27| I turn around and clicked off at $20.00 good thinking any of it just booked a go so then I get inside and I'm gonna start this chicken meal or a rub a little garlic little Italian herbs and seasons
01:24:42| on them I said I better turn the oven to degrees holy shit it's getting a little weird right little weird maybe it's the wise bread so look at the dog
01:24:59| this has been an hour and a half ago it's getting dusk it's Twilight I can barely see everything walking down the street I didn't realize I had to garlic in my pocket I don't get into why it's
01:25:10| in my pocket I'm a little strange before I cook I need to do a few things all my neighbors it could them worms of having them in yet they're all standing outside their
01:25:21| house so I'm walking the dog walking he lifts his leg ep's neighbors don't even say they're looking at me they're just staring straight ahead onto you and this up is or memo what's gone I
01:25:36| keep walking Susan won't buy each one they start shouting the true name of God absolutely so oh my god this is bizarre this is this got me thinking and the glowing thing in my pocket it's the
01:25:52| garlic dude oh shit dad I can't hear you huh Eric okay did you turn up you know really intrigued in Simon I think she did anyway a chance to go by Weis markets bottle
01:26:13| eyes garlic over the other brands it's it's really doing a number four weeks out shout out product boy baby collectively cleaning up the Carla yeah if you put garlic under your bed at
01:26:34| night then it absorb all the negative spirits of all the negative spirits in your anus we get sucked out by that garlic I've gotta pull real hard though the onions so if you do onions a crack
01:26:50| that's a good mix for a beef stew but Venus yes seeing which one which one of these do I want to hit I do that the hard hitting ones the fresh ones see everyone the one digital scam that I
01:27:09| have on here there's an app that was called I am rich and heard about this one it was just an app that you could buy for a thousand dollars that would then give you a little emblem that could
01:27:24| show off how rich you were because you spent a thousand bucks on the app didn't do anything where did it show up like our Facebook or like what your text so I don't even
01:27:34| know I had the only thing I saw it was a picture of like a little like it's almost like what he's a snowman sky diamonds oh yeah I guess you would show that to people to show how much of an
01:27:45| asshole you were no that's the thing with that kind of emblem you kind of have to accidentally showed everyone oh I'm sorry I didn't dollars on let me show you happen one day I was drunk and
01:28:02| I had money I'd use it everywhere they took that app off because you can actually functionally help anybody but the developer probably in boatload of money off of stupid people paying a
01:28:16| thousand bucks worth they're on could have been sucked into a timeshare no my parents were and almost couldn't get out of it at all for a years and years like the years and years
01:28:34| oh yeah wake each Indian room and they try to make you feel guilty and the tavern windows he didn't do it then advertise on Facebook how cool it was threw up some fake pictures or one
01:28:48| talked to this couple were like well we could sell to you I mean it's crazy good and they bought it but now there's like a exit time paired up sure exit doctor there's like
01:29:02| companies that do this get you out of the bullshit and you're gonna use this for one week in a year and now you hold the deer with the feet the fees would go up every year so that the fee for owning
01:29:15| your $300 timeshare was up to like 72 dollars a year there was like 20 100 thousand a year you're like uh $2,800 here you're like a climb ready [Music]
01:29:30| that's ridiculous I can't believe people I mean it's obvious why people get sucked into them but why people continue to I guess what if you do it for a couple years and then
01:29:40| they sucker you into these gigantic fees you're just like your keep going and yelling incoming so there's actually people associated with Yukon men I tried to fly through these people it
01:29:51| was like yeah Robert handy free guard I'm Sarah like it turned up in your searches okay I'll jump there and do this he was at mi5 yes I got yeah yeah he
01:30:10| would say that he needed I guess like a co-star but a co agent were these women and he would tell them that this is kind of the fight part that he would tell the women that they'd have to prove
01:30:23| themselves to be an agent so he'd make them like sleep on park benches for that's pretty bad as dark man the creepy part is that he like I guess there's nothing technically wrong with it other
01:30:41| than he was promising them the secret agent he would also do like this is the negative downside is that you would do yeah six own dressing them he tricked them into doing stuff because they
01:31:03| thought they're gonna be agents but that's their own fault really who believes they just send me a seductive look Alyssa Milano and Christina Applegate I'm not gonna make it easier
01:31:20| dated that's I'll tell you that right now I already mentioned my Frank my Frank sprinkle I was gonna mention sprinkle because yeah yeah Emily happen stuffier as we go you need to cut it
01:31:45| short no cuz I got we're nearing the end I'm gonna power the hell guide them through with my voice him thicker and you kazeer that's God took Carson Wentz's AC off
01:32:00| okay thank you God I'll turn shoot for you okay I apologize what I realize is that I think this topic stemmed from a movie that I saw but I didn't even realize it so it was subliminal
01:32:12| subconsciously that I'll be Freitas yeah I sold the beginning of the yet no I know I know the beginning at the end there's a race car driver Marga Robbie can jump into the seductive look if she
01:32:27| wants to she can jump into my car bed [Music] that could be yeah okay alright okay thank you I've said I'm trying to store back this tonight
01:32:47| [Music] what do you do he do it so the hood he's he's in a little bit of hot water folks we all love Him few listens to the podcast he's one of my best friends he's
01:33:02| I try and tell him right from wrong I tried tell him what to do so he goes to a party it's called the excuse my language big dick bastards it's a BDSM group they
01:33:18| all meet his girlfriend's cool like God listen they're both cool with it they're both adults they do whatever the only one it's on a bondage group they do a lot of bondage you can walk around do we
01:33:30| think he goes there um dance he's a sub I hate to give away his position he likes to be tied up nice a messy he's a submissive he likes to be tied up these women throw elbows wrists
01:33:47| it's called they calmed ours because their elbows and wrists I don't get too deep into the community he was talking to another Bower her elbows her wrists and she was eating some of the orders
01:34:00| they hand out hors d'oeuvres no she's heard she okay no she's literally token she's like like not joke choking like whatever but both of them don't have their hands or arms she's
01:34:11| choking she doesn't know what to do she falls on her knees he doesn't know what to do cuz he can't use his hands arms either she lunges for his waiter he pops it out of
01:34:21| his pants going on this is insane like this is everyone's attention to over here what's going on she's trying to slosh the food from her throat like this is a
01:34:35| life-or-death situation on a joke we're not trying to make light of it so in 40 seconds Dan's guys are on his back and even he's coming like a something like a stallion
01:34:45| I'll give him credit I told him not to go to this party she died folks I'm trying to have good to into it but um the family is now suing the whole estate
01:35:01| they're suing my friend the huge for having to tidy of a dick they just wish it was bigger it would have saved her life I tried to tell jokes on here I think it's terrible but
01:35:17| if his penis was just a little bigger they probably would dislodge the food she'd be alive right now and and just emphasis the name of the party was big dick BDSM party so she's she's over
01:35:35| $900,000 who doesn't have that kind of money but I don't know I don't know where right is Ramona's and we hope the best for all parties involved same pattern so excited if only he were a
01:35:48| little bigger it's not and we don't know I'm not saying she would have lived I'm just saying the family suing it's a note anyway we're gonna got that ugly business out of the way in court they're
01:36:04| gonna have to prove how big of a dick you know you know here's the thing we have two guests execute his list for product material to the judge and then the ledger
01:36:19| so I said anime Sailor Moon there get some part of rating if that doesn't do it wasn't good mm-hmm well pillow action judge that ain't happening for that but an avid shout out to the family involved
01:36:42| ugly business a lot of Boers she just be it's a regular BDSM those elbows up the price all came to her assistance I mean maybe he was the best option at the time I think it's cuz they were both powers
01:37:00| all those back maybe they were her powers or an enema there is good news as far as our socials dad Sally 47 patron Twitter I wrote well we wrote episode 21 drops see how you like rulers or not so
01:37:28| good rollers Sally wrote and I quote lol no way maybe we can have some fun wiki base click the link in my profile I think we
01:37:44| get more followers every day and with this kind of action folks quick I girlfriends we're married we're not doing anything I'm just saying I wish I don't know what you mean to you what I
01:38:03| mean but you should yeah we appreciate everything you do for a Sally Patriot she had an American flag of a better she was smokin owning - how old she was but older 13 there you say be like they're
01:38:20| ignorant or what was she riding a stallion she was but it was a curve you at Powerball or whatever that's exactly what I'm talking about folks we had Saudis go to them click on them be a
01:38:41| part of them don't tell your friends do tell your friends don't tell your family do time family it's this weird thing word you're part of us you're not part of us you want to sue us you don't want
01:38:58| to sue us yeah if you ever watch the abyss and the tentacle monster so it's clicking on every link it's a water tentacle monster folks we like them you gave it come on
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