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00:00:00| because I'm Dan yeah well Nick folks I gather reform this unlikely duo we used to we're here we're there we just do it were just the were the on earth I'm Candice actually wrote a summary for us
00:00:22| today summary of what your daily activities know what we do oh okay this episode for this show this everything we do it's like we're old lovers who grew apart but then came back
00:00:35| together but they recently switched genders is the man and you were the woman now you're the woman man anyway it's really awkward it's like it's like we used to be lovers but only now I
00:00:53| don't even know once you throw something away you can't go through the trash to pull it back out it's never the same but don't you try the spaghetti sauce she just smear to the side a little bit
00:01:06| mmm Betty sauce makes it nice alright so getting any blood all liquor because this is a 21 or older podcast and or a podcast everything we say can't be used against this who cares and law does more
00:01:19| to wall sue us everything's fake to the solos ah Jake the transcript you're not allowed to do anything we don't want you to exactly seven eight yeah yeah not ready to go we're ready to
00:01:33| go two opinions feels we've done it I'm pretty relaxed yeah what anything fresh or topical going on ok nothing real yeah no no nothing new I don't have a topical section anymore a whole podcast
00:01:49| is topical in my heart although this track see what the topical an effects mile do you know what today's date is it's a real question I have no identity to the fourth or the force there's
00:02:04| nothing about any other I can't tell my first met Nick don't you remember he's slamming new locker don't you reaming anyway it's a very famous day for workout gear because people are
00:02:19| getting back in shape you know oh yeah Aleutians oh I guess but my boobs have grown in I probably gain like like an a and a half cup it is I'm used to being a below a cup and I'm wearing
00:02:36| this to remind myself workout soon ee him I thought I was gonna start working out that first but I had alcohol poisoning won't get into that then I thought I was
00:02:46| gonna work out the second but it was freezing cold then there was the past couple days I've been busy and I was honestly so I have been looking on Reddit and stuff and people who lose
00:02:56| weight gain weight lose weight gain weight that's what I do yeah so I kept most them yes most of them tend to lose the weight towards the warmer sunnier weather oh you're gonna
00:03:06| hold off until you get closer to summer no no that's just it's literally what I do I can't even fight it like I tend to get fatter around October and I go into it I always curl my hair out I grow a
00:03:18| beard I don't know what it is and then around March April I actually start running again and I lose weight and in seconds every year it's like I'm some sort of animal that can't break the
00:03:27| cycle and so on what's odd is that I did not die because it's very isn't that natural like um depression like light makes you happier more sure whether saltonstone affective
00:03:41| disorder or whatever yeah yeah I say dmg ten hundred percent sure I have that pearl the pod is that I've been losing weight during the winter well you know nice reverse side yeah and I'm not
00:03:53| exercising what you're calling on hepatitis appetite protection pretension oh we call it happy it's reverse sad it's programming for like hours on end without eating I'm hungry and I'm just
00:04:06| like nah nobody I don't need you Thursday you'll wither away my brain will survive I'll be they'll all go out - from Total Recall right another man
00:04:21| my own horse ode we wither away into a tiny frail body these are commands just programming on the keyboard good for you good for you yeah it'll be a step up that's like Dennis Quaid or somebody
00:04:42| who's the stomach the guy is like a generica he must have passed away you don't see him anymore that actor yeah I think it's yeah it's a generic one but it's one of them was up wait in that
00:04:51| movie or someone Oh his name's Quaid Jesus me oh wait you think this is the real Quaid oh it is shut up Arnold he I follow him on snapchat I think he started checking out the podcast I can't
00:05:14| prove it movie got some hits from California and hmm a dog checking out the UM panders suite Thank You Arnold so awesome you said it's fantastic I'm like we hit the ball rolling we're up to nine
00:05:29| subscribers to Rupp to Corrections and thinking may one reacts from last time well I would like to throw out a tongue twister actually you have one yeah I'll say oh really
00:05:46| am I taking this from you let's see how good it is let's wait yeah well it's two two words two simple words um like oil oily or al oilier owl like a more oily out yes the two word version yeah a more
00:06:05| oily out an oilier al an oilier al an oilier al an oilier owl and oilier out an oilier house and i think about it oh yeah I could feel how hard you're thinking about it dude pretend I was
00:06:21| starting to do the words too I was starting nine words I think it's in your head anyway i but i did pretty good uh-huh considering that was a toughy was it good
00:06:33| I was gonna throw an oligarchy in there too just to throw really out it doesn't make sense she'sshe shells by the seashore I guess that does make sense
00:06:47| it's still the surly seaman start to secretly well you can figure that one out you can get the backpack to any forget figure out the end of anything you like I hate my family that's pretty
00:07:04| cool oh I don't I didn't have to see my family for this uh this this holiday I we just relax Oh Joe would be like you know immediate family no direct family yeah and you
00:07:20| just want to be left alone but they say you got to change their diaper and you guys need to do that you know are your sons bitching he's beaten he's crying which one he sees this in the future I
00:07:37| love you I love little man but you're crying like a bitch today I don't but you're not my son is my son if you're watching Jesus Christ I love you okay Oh Dan son let's not get crazy
00:07:49| here I mean I might did we woulda married your son in the future turns out everyone's gates your 2034 I chose that a younger I'm going through so many areas in my head and none of them turned
00:08:05| out good it's like I've run through like won't fail you're saying that I'm older yeah yeah older ah he's gonna be manlier than you good-looking one with the same good-looking but I meant like like funny
00:08:40| with one yeah hello and thank you over wow he's good spot along today yep our exes so my correction I really did were to drop this real quick previous episodes I mentioned that
00:08:52| Mountain Dew causes lower sperm count that's the most ridiculous thing it started back in the 80s 90s and another was very urban based I think it's starting to inner cities it's not true
00:09:06| breaking into a dental lab and shooting x-rays into your crotch over and over and over after a night of heavy drinking and laughing with your friends and catching it all on your cell phones that
00:09:19| will lower your sperm count some just way to clarify so if you lowered enough or you you're good right you don't need a condom I think I think that's how it works right I just need like you know
00:09:32| little sideways they swim below croquette yeah they swim when I figured if he gets like really screwed up then it could like latch onto the back of a one healthy one and then oh yeah so that
00:09:54| yeah he strangles him right as he gets to the I want to say Corona of the egg but that's probably not a right as one sperm just and he kills the other way I'm not even kidding
00:10:11| I would probably legit watch like a planet Earth documentary that was an hour long and it was just a sperms journey to the egg it's like survivor I think it's also
00:10:22| like a space like sci-fi type thing like do you think cuz how bigger the sperm compared to the egg it's like it's manually you'll be like us running into like out of the City of Compton she can
00:10:41| go it will pick the c-word only would it be that big it's not that big right a little smaller now I kind of won't look this up right now cuz I feel like it's I probably I feel like how cool would it
00:10:51| be when there's like hundreds and thousands of other sperms like breathing heavy I know they don't breathe though really cool and just like in slow-mo like swimming to your left and
00:11:03| you're right and you're requesting this Ridge and you just see it and it's like they came upon it suddenly it's like Morgan Freeman's voice he's like they came and they saw the Holy Grail and
00:11:15| it's like they're still swimming in slow-mo I think you can you can break that down to like 10 minutes for me getting some really good lighting effects and like super HD you need
00:11:27| access to them though yeah without ease you control squiggly faces on them or bio teacher did write a happy sperm I think you did sir sad sperm I think I mean for a few minutes anyway hey I'm
00:11:45| just saying this hold up they can last in your body for like two days yeah it's 48 hours that's something I didn't look up but that's that's one great good on you yeah I timed it it's
00:12:05| I tried he's that he's a 50-hour this carrier is a marathoner the our kid and does that mean Oh scratching your eye on the podcast bride-bed
00:12:18| oh that's weak you're right either way like alive again for the first time in my life I did I do have a topical thing that I've been watching black mirror cuz that released on Netflix uh used to talk
00:12:34| to me about black mirror a long time ago I still haven't seen one episode and I'm like can operate the purchases long as it's season 3 or think it's for now everyone talks about it and it's about
00:12:45| technology as bad and a black mirror is a a device turned off obviously hmm I mean I realized I just talking about the name and the the fact that every episode apparently has technology being bad I
00:12:58| didn't see it I've never seen it it's like blackmail like you're trying to look at something and it's supposed to reflect you but it doesn't well I get twists but it that's what of a thing all
00:13:09| does doesn't it I suppose that's why you learning it and safe life thing which you made so it is a mirror whatever I don't watch a goddamn shop
00:13:19| anyway which episode did you watch because I know they have names I see them floating around the ethers I will say that the first season was so-so but the one
00:13:31| episode have just watched again the four seas were four so it's brand-new brand-new episodes so this is a spoiler alert if you're not on like the flow please like no no it's a little bit ok
00:13:44| little it's like a fraction on the episode in one of the episodes they download someone's conscious consciousness conscious I can't say it into sounds like an episode of The Young
00:13:55| Panther I'm telling you as well we're screwed so it's right into someone else's brain so you can't turn them off and you just constantly hear your wife telling you what you did wrong
00:14:08| yeah that's exactly like the moment you realized that this is not a good idea she won't shut up she keeps commenting she won't stop does someone else's consciousness control you
00:14:20| at or just comments are here don't constantly first I'm gonna do stuff they hate uh-huh are you gonna crap that ugly wiener yours and pull it and pull it I am now I mean like just whatever yeah
00:14:37| rip it all oh damn just stuff it can't believe it huh you believe she said that I hate my girl beautiful it's doing I think don't worry about a diversion we weren't too far your relationship is
00:14:55| gorgeous it sure is oh crap I caught myself looking at myself and now you're stuck no no no whoa I am so I'll tell the podcast I'm trying to stop this is a behavior pattern of mine that I've
00:15:13| noticed since I grew long hair notice oh yeah when I am tend to get drunk --is-- stop trying to one-up me you're not gonna well I know what you're about to say though I touch my hair when I get
00:15:25| really drunk yeah whenever you're attracted to somebody no Jesus man I'm saying when I am when the drinks I'm drinking start flowing through me more drink I am the more I
00:15:39| end up touching my hair I'm like ah man whoa you're like you'll see me in some episode so I'm like this is insane and I now I look back on like ooh it's a lotta hair hair on hair on the tinium action
00:15:55| yeah mm-hmm you do have nice hair I'm like yeah thank you that's pretty good no I it's good I mean listen Mike I'll
00:16:14| take it in I'll take it in mine's almost like hockey mullet like it's getting good it's getting there yeah you'll be good but playoffs yeah it's a shame the Flyers won't be there really seem to
00:16:29| her in the beginning but they faded I actually don't watch them anymore I do look at the highlights all the time and read their tweets for the people they are gonna get it were the day I'm gonna
00:16:43| do it for y'all hmm do you skip a section only wouldn't go back all that you go which section with that thing oh and usually we do you know where the day go
00:16:59| ahead go ahead Tyra did all folks Tara diddle yeah Tara did a little paradiddle can you use the sentence please what's hanging with my homeboys I did a little paradiddle they
00:17:12| didn't care because they know it was very little it's it's a fib or a lie that's like pretentious nonsense kind of like how the Joker is like Batman's the Joker in comics not like he played
00:17:26| there's the Joker that was a little dark no Tara diddle interesting I do like it I do like I had to look it up because I didn't believe it if you suck at late images I'm curious what you get the Jim
00:17:39| Crow shot that we cool a picture of a dinosaur holding a briefcase it's a terra doodle that's a terrible driver yeah it's an only to work son dad be
00:17:50| extinct forever go into work son another great move yeah I had a word - mm-hmm I don't know how to pronounce it cuz I've only read it in old Bullock Bullock ull AG it's the amount by which a container
00:18:10| falls short of being full is the remainder [Laughter] I imagine that's ollege Coolidge it's a salient more all German or
00:18:27| something I don't know but it sounds solid maybe how much all edges left a really old cabin you can be all the angles like you need something act eligible bachelor you need to be filled
00:18:51| fat guy Trent turn around interesting I like that word just seems it just stands out whenever right yeah yeah just popped right in there I mean it's definitely unique one segment we do every week that
00:19:10| people talk about people will literally disrupt me they'll cut themselves with their keys at weird spots and just start screaming and then everyone turn look what's going on and the other people
00:19:31| start cutting themselves and they're screaming next thing you know the entire bank line is filled with people cutting themselves people screaming sue me are you guys looking over he's screaming now
00:19:41| someone else walks in the Clark is screaming and the bank hits the emergency alarm and I say guys I'd like to make a deposit it's just celebrity challenge
00:19:58| man I love them I do enjoy them ya know so every challenges hmm come on get up who might be the focus David Spade David Schwimmer ha ha have a shock of ovaries Tiger talk
00:20:19| about talk about vanity all right okay what that is explain to our viewers what that is so you they will know if you've ever played Final Fantasy several hours as you all know fuzzy seven stops
00:20:35| counting at ninety nine hours and 99 minutes and 99 seconds we all know I know yeah yep I knew that one a couple gold chocolate boats not one anyway at Chaco bo oh is something like a cross
00:20:51| between an ostrich a chicken and a horse it's an adorable creature and they can walk over a certain green ones can walk over land blue ones can walk over wood gold ones can walk over whatever the
00:21:03| f-bomb they wanna you have to race them and breed them and give them the right leaves get their attributes up anyway I think how do you start on the right we're always talking about how they play
00:21:20| fancy games and I feel like everyone plays for a fancy everyone loves tacos let's go full-bore and do this for charity so you gotta face each other in a race running to pick which I fancy or
00:21:38| did she feel a little bit there you go whoever wins will donate the proceeds to whatever charity they want I don't care what charity I don't really care how expensive it is as long as it's under
00:21:52| two hundred hundred meter dash on a pseudo Jakob um mmm cha cha Cobo I say it I mean you guys oh yeah J or a ch ch ch ch kebab hakama did you
00:22:09| Jaka boat I don't know some Italian guy pops I saw the screen for a time and I was just like Manish oh man thank you that's embarrassing Hali held lineage like we're up to like 13 there's so many
00:22:27| freaking shoddy Italian guy or the chocolate Jack was this weird and I played that game I don't remember that at all I died right in the movie though the
00:22:39| pretty view preview to the movie that I never watched on the spirit spirit that's the one with all that like they they always talked about the hair like the hair was so graphically generated
00:22:50| and beautiful that it took months to generate how it looked is the hair and just like you have like one guy that's just like how that scene took like 15 maybe 16 days huh what took me two
00:23:09| seconds to do fantastic I wanted to interject another well good because I hit the next thing I wanna mention I said it's a product plug but it's not a big deal okay actually here
00:23:19| is pretty big one this is their try together you want to throwback Thursday and it's Thursday and I'd like to throwback Hill okay
00:23:27| throwback you're throwback let's sit you although first here listen to go do you remember when used to go to parties that like um mostly white women wearing like eels and like bread heels or like
00:23:38| housewives they didn't even have lives in the 70s and 80s they would just stay at the house and fix things in the house they're the ones who bought microwaves they're the ones who thought vacuum
00:23:48| cleaners would change the world through the ones who would make fruitcakes and like weird pies and like jell-o molds like they would always do new stuff because they were going insane living at
00:24:02| home doing nothing yeah turn on their minds right so they did crazy stuff does England remember lemon pigs come on lemon pigs lemon pigs so you go to a party they'd have a lemon
00:24:17| you cut them out you'd put clothes for the eyes too beep yeah let them take anyway stuff like that it didn't lemon Pig was just one example but like
00:24:33| creme general like a craft night are just nothing just whatever they would do whatever I'm just remembering all the old school things I came upon a lemon pig recipe etc recently but but just
00:24:47| they used to do so many crazy house eat things that didn't even make sense oh I type it in London paper to check it out check it out there wow that's yeah it's actually better and I thought I
00:24:58| would look no right which does that one have a coin or not coin is that point oh no it doesn't that's a New Year's lemon pig I got a diesel Jim I'm too deep um real quick before you even get your
00:25:18| throw back in mm-hmm I do want to do my product load sure I've been following this product on this crazy ride since a little better because this is an emotional Bitcoin mmm this one's a
00:25:39| Twitter account called at Moulton funk check it out everyone I know you're saying to myself that's me that's Nick that why is he plugging himself I'm not just plugging myself
00:25:53| this is a real Twitter account that affects me on the day-to-day recently he released one of his more popular tweets on New Year's Day it was 8 - I don't curse online but it's
00:26:07| effin lemon dig up in here and he posted his own lemon Pig Wow and it's pretty good right oh yeah let's see what kind of stats this guy guy like is he famous Twitter account I don't
00:26:20| know how many people saw the lemon pick thirty five thousand seven hundred ninety-eight how many people clicked on the picture 1912 not as many but you know we had a link links 269 holy Sh
00:26:37| nope transition how many likes 211 how many retweets 37 this guy it seems like he's pretty legit so it did a little background work I looked up molten funk I've been
00:26:53| following for years guys funny as hell I actually got a hold of what the hell would you copy one online or is that the one no let me see the tail I only see the two the other tail and then hold
00:27:15| shit like a little lemon big Twitter that's exactly what I'm looking at right now this is now at seventies party wrong one you copied this well I'm gonna use the
00:27:32| formula these party yep that's whose thing I copied and pasted and that's where I got all these hits yes I said small world anyway I'm gonna tell you folks laven
00:27:50| Pig mold bunk lemon Bay it's a new fad begin the fat again yes um here's something really funny Wow I mean so I was getting like my phone was blowing up like I was getting all
00:28:04| these notifications because no one thinks I'm very funny on the internet and carefully when I made a lemon Pig as a joke for my goddamn son uh-huh my phone was blowing up and I was like
00:28:16| everyone mom salon the bigot everyone comes like I don't care what are you talking about sounds like it's all and then my son started playing with it they're like he loves it and I'm like
00:28:24| okay he's like lemon pig smell this if you would smell the hand and he was smelling the bacon and all like this is ridiculous it's like I'm in a movie house it's what my son Britannic lemon
00:28:36| big is smelling the things that are made of pig so I told everyone at the party we should all make a lemon pig and I made like six on in pigs there's like six 11 things up there this is the
00:28:47| original is the good one but now that makes me that story makes me feel real good I don't know what it is but I sent avenges my brain my most famous thing I've done on the internet
00:29:00| now is lemon Pig oh yeah it's not it's not that famous but its more famous anything else I've written and it's almost like I'm ashamed of it but I'm like a happy homemaker
00:29:12| I guess yeah I was making it as a joke I guess whatever you know what you have to do may have done I can't make another lemon I think it's not gonna get any hits like uh huh well I don't know well
00:29:23| we have a new segment so the segment includes either one of the three it says there's something awesome you saw something is just daily annoyingness mm-hmm or the reddit repost which you
00:29:34| could post on reddit as the lemon Pig and I guarantee someone will either hate it immensely or love it here's the issue see this coin mmm it's a good luck thing you do it on New Year's Eve or New Year
00:29:49| Day so your good luck for the year opportunity fight every days well I mean I did the Twitter opportunity I was weak that's probably why it took off on Twitter why don't you make it a nickel
00:29:58| and just say it's like a four days later for every January of the five-cent piece lemon pig doesn't have the same ring but I hear you oh you keep going though I mean there's ton already she's right so
00:30:14| I had one reddit hit - this happened like four weeks ago it's like mmm so I'm leaning on right I am so I edited the post as you'll know read it you can edit a post I had something like you know
00:30:27| hundred bullshit I'm promoting whatever yeah also if you guys are bored check out the offenders whatever and the funniest thing is like five minutes later it was response like lol Matt
00:30:40| that's rude you don't know if this is a great channel or not internet trolls I posted two questions to read it I was like is it you know the funny thing is like there was a snacks reddit so I
00:30:55| posted like what's the one thing that you would like to disprove like the people who say they have like oh they made so much money here or they tell you store
00:31:03| that's completely outlandish Christianity no I was just like what's on reddit that you want to disprove so I posted that when I um did you today's reddit no that was yesterday it may I'm
00:31:19| sure of my today feed I didn't read all but anyway I saw the headline I think yeah yeah I think I saw the headline ha maybe it's popular now you check it out but the first thing the first thing that
00:31:31| happened I have downloaded I had zero likes there must be a bot out there that's just like we don't want to hear your topic like they're just trying to promote something everything's a group a
00:31:44| cult you know II mean look if you didn't put your time in like this guy shell from where he's got like five posts have fun what's out I think when people look back at this time like from 2015 to like
00:31:58| half decade of the BOTS like they're gonna find out that like everything that's controlled is now computer related and now it's like all the likes all the Twitter looks and all that stuff
00:32:08| is all all pure by AI hmm we're almost at our subject of the evening and I like how we made the episode nice and concise but we didn't even get to scenarios yeah I do have a scenario for you let me feel
00:32:28| it with my you know I'm gonna go find ya okay so it's pretty easy you have three options it's either you're stuck with a permanent facial expression you can either smile all the time Frau novel
00:32:41| time or have no emotion at all so what do you choose for the rest of your life no emotion at all you become an or me yeah it would be boring as held with a like think of it if I'm smiling all the
00:32:54| time it sounds like your son he came to us he's been charred here's remains can the man can think this man you'd be in the courtroom just like baby like that baby like that
00:33:16| yeah I know you like that like that six stop I'm like this so if I were to cut out neutral expression what would you pick I guess happy I'd rather live yeah happy
00:33:32| no why because I feel like the inverse reactions are gonna balance out or like I do crazy humping husband and Hillary whatever but the everyday day to day stuff
00:33:42| someone sees you smile and kind of cheers a mom so I'm doing more cheering up on the in-between stuff and like you know my interaction with a bank teller where I'm like a gun fight that's cool
00:33:55| maybe they smile although they see me week after week after week and I always smile that's we got to you hit the curve where you finally be becoming a normal cream and then admins are like yeah this
00:34:09| guy's too regular that's like hey when I were to me you know Trump declared war on Korea which Korea oh dude you could play off everyone you know he declared war right
00:34:25| on what himself cuz you gotta keep smiling and they're like oh this guy he's just crazy you can make a joke of everything there was a guy I mean you didn't pay any of the bills this month
00:34:39| I'm going to the guy who always smiled no no no there was a guy at Pizza we never knew his intentions he would always order would you work to be done yeah this is back decades ago being sexy
00:34:59| big sexy and was I this is a big sexy and then hung up or something like ridiculous a teenager's death well they were gonna beat that no no no he would come in he'd physically be yet but we
00:35:10| had this little window that was like four walk-up orders which is weird now I think about it and pizza but um he would he would always order our personal pan pizza which is like the smallest pizza
00:35:22| you could buy with very specific ingredients which would be like a green pepper and sausage and something else he you don't remember really I I think it might have been bacon but he would
00:35:37| always order that every day he'd come in and we always be like what is wrong with this guy like you know yeah yeah see the smile every day you're like in the beginning you think you know it's novel
00:35:48| but ever why you're just like she's got an issue you know he's got a problem this is great this guy's amazing and I feel like this is the most effed up thing I've ever the most the most the
00:36:00| happiest part of that story is that he was actually ordering that for his son because his son would only eat personal pan pizzas that have as toppings so he ordered the same thing every day for her
00:36:10| son for about a month until his son was tired so he's actually 30 days a long time oh yeah yeah we were like each time like braver and he'd never said anything about his son until like the last week
00:36:24| and then we're all like oh man the first day he was like I'm just getting this pizza it's for my son by the way drill tweet like I'm getting this ear medication I think it for my uncle by
00:36:36| the way I think it took like one of the jerks in the restaurant to be like so what's your fascination with personal pan pizzas with sausage and bacon and green peppers he's like it's for my son
00:36:50| he's an Indian guy so I can't see that you need an accent cuz that's offensive but craisins he was an Indian kind like a lot hello it's racist you don't know if he was he could have had Indian ish
00:37:00| features it doesn't mean he yeah I did say sausage so he probably isn't really Indian man's a fraud so now you're calling this man a fraud I don't know when Hinduism really fits in if they're
00:37:16| under a certain age they're allowed to imbibe mm-hmm huh that's pensive there's a lot of pensive thoughts going on in my brain right now for me like be more pensive all right we better skip to the
00:37:34| martyrs mom no you forgot this marker smile then a mine was I'm wearing nice gear cuz I'm fat that's the starter smile yeah it's also comfortable I guess mmm it did want to work out today but
00:37:51| it's like five degrees and I felt a lot yeah it's actually a really cold here too good I'm glad that I'm here last night you're sorry I have to wear my winter
00:38:01| jacket like two times a year and this is the second day so I'm kind of tired of it Thanks I think I'm moving out dude maybe somewhere south where it's warm I do
00:38:13| have a smoker smile but I'll I'll delay it until next week and then I also have a contingent product plug which is fascinating it's gonna go so long let's just move on
00:38:30| I know so follower of the show dil Dan off to the heat load on clothes I really like the show I was listening to not-so-great rollers and you guys take so long to get to the main subject no
00:38:47| shit because we're talking about others to fuck you till then and I said that's a good point and I think we'll try to be more expedient we haven't been no we
00:39:11| like to take her time we aren't going to be a little foreplay we'll pleasure two layers that would you say we are yeah exuberant measured layers like from the movie even else go I don't you're a
00:39:23| pleasure Delayer are you sure is she saying that Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise saying that to her she says the better cruise you're a pleasure Delayer she's she's probably some topless cuz I
00:39:40| couldn't pay attention to where words at that point no but she is one of the more gorgeous things going on like I'm really can we great what's our main topic I forgot already
00:39:49| see in college for dilben who by the way he won't drink coca-cola because of one of the ingredients in there is made by people of the Jewish faith and he thinks
00:40:06| it might be Zionist this is him being grape you I would you know there are two guys that know the formula that goes with coca-cola ever there was one of them I tried to sell to Pepsi but again
00:40:19| arrested I don't know anything about that skirt overlay it in here mm-hmm there's two got and they both know the formula half the formula I forget how those goes I've been
00:40:31| drinking only times my hair to prove it I don't know the formula but apparently it's super secret only two people in the world know it gets locked in like this vault that needs two people to open it
00:40:44| guy wanting guys do yeah they're like man just Dan think till the end things that one of these guys has an agenda and he's making us all believe further in Israel or Zion or I don't know he goes
00:40:58| on on I can't listen guy but he only drinks Pepsi this is the weird part so he fell in love with Crystal Pepsi right oh that just sheared while ago still buys it'll be been wow that's
00:41:12| gonna be ten years twenty years old it doesn't matter and this is the weird aren't you thinking to go down a price is like $13 for a two-liter to see in the pain is
00:41:22| like I'm so thirsty and I was like for a nuclear coldest tea time that's what I thought I said for what a coca-cola whatever and he said no for a Pepsi this is how he sounds oh I'll do it
00:41:36| he's just for a taxi I have to have certain ingredients in my Pepsi and it it's not your business and only cares like just wash your manners relax dude and he's like this no I need the clear
00:41:52| Pepsi it's the only one that'll do it I just paint thirteen money for for a like all but I hit the mute button he talked to me for like I don't know I win the other room I left my phone I
00:42:06| came back 34 minutes ago by and he's still talking I picked I was like hello Dan he goes I still talk and I was like I gotta go you gotta go
00:42:16| what are my plants off these guys so I don't know we're into it anyway you guys clear Pepsi privacy box if you can find him on the Internet friggin Salim clear Pepsi then buy one
00:42:28| for like three bucks solid in 4050 who cares I hate him it's the guy just selling it to him it's probably a millionaire by now he's got a piece that's one stamp
00:42:36| and she's an idiot yeah whatever Wow we've got 17 minutes it's this I even nicknamed it because Nick named it yes named it okay it's called big sexy data oh yes yes data not neutrality question
00:43:07| oh yeah that's good Internet freedom and we're going to talk about Big Data and a little bit about Internet freedom and net neutrality sure we're gonna sum it up in probably less than 15 minutes
00:43:19| oh good you want to start the origin of data hmm now did you that's no I'm just thinking of my just thinking out loud here - I believe is one of the graphs soo it's digital data
00:43:48| yes human data store than two-dozen tilt and it started being collected and cracked it so Vsauce didn't episodes on how he's a big friend of the podcast like transmitting data well how you can
00:44:04| destroy data Oh hmm it's hard as shit easy it's easy to find what your data is first Oh disprove you let's say it's on a hard drive
00:44:18| you could oh yeah because if there's a little remnant there you gotta rewrite it like 16 to run well and if you just delete it up your hard drive or and then recycle empty your
00:44:30| recycle bin like what and it's still there the page if I can't be put together back by someone who has a knowledge yeah the wearable wearable that's what
00:44:41| they do for people who murder people and they search yeah they search how to do things and they save documents and then they recycle bin it but pewter this just has like a little pointer points so file
00:44:56| and the what you're deleting is the pointer to the file so all the bits are still there you just have to read them directly from the whole hard drive either what he mentioned L it was kind
00:45:09| of a pain the answer delete even simple searches this files you save I mean you can do it yeah but it's all wants to they can probably piece together with technology especially future technology
00:45:22| not necessarily technology we have now it's like even like blockchain stuff like you have like once you do one transaction it gets spread around it's like five maybe blockchain elements like
00:45:35| nodes and then after that it's everywhere it's just you know you can't delete that stuff it's what's the morning of the computer was on cataloging everything to
00:45:46| the Library of Congress for a while everything to them like what they tweeted towards me every tweet hmm was EV allowed to the Library of Congress I wish they just it literally announced I
00:46:00| would say two months ago one month ago that they stopped adult garbage someone else wasting space but even those things if you delete your tweets or whatever I'm sure they can stuff on it I went
00:46:17| through a period in my life where I um I got off to some tweaks so mmm hold up some more graphic Twitter stuff and just look at it have a good time falen look away you're talking about
00:46:30| tumblr then a tweet will Tumblr's to pornographic Twitter was it yeah I didn't know but either way like that's us on there forever right yeah I was
00:46:47| looking at myself in the corner oh yeah I just masturbate to pictures of myself fuck for raising eyebrows anyway oh yeah oh so that's gonna be stored forever on the cloud anyway so when I'm a
00:47:05| politician I'm tremoring foregut for president president Dam was near ski and not elected anyway an old college roommate of mine Tommy the Fox flowers flowers he used to
00:47:23| call data data dater dater 50 said in his dad's voice yeah stuck with me every day but um big dater always contains they break it down to the five bees did you get in earth I did not get into any
00:47:41| of this volume variety velocity variety variability and veracity okay so let me give you this coupon 50 yeah economy riot II is the type or nature of data and it could be goddamn how much
00:47:58| birdseed you got in birdies it could be how many drone strikes she dropped in Syria it could be how many miles per hour of Zdeno Chara shoots a pop really on the package what's what's in the
00:48:11| container to try and activism package is extremely important and dampeners we love packages send us all your package pics anyway velocity is the speed at which it's gathered mmm-hmm for
00:48:29| the amount that it accumulates in a overcome uh-huh so we're up to triple V's now what's the Quadra will be variability this one's interesting it's the inconsistencies in data mmm where
00:48:43| we've run into a lie or Jesus or works obsolete things stuff like that and though lastly Penn rat and the Penn tupple I don't know it's a fog porosity
00:48:56| which is the quality will nvidia makes you gather most of this data from big dater which you'll hear that word from Big D B data like that's over Cadiz on Ariel smartphones cameras are by these
00:49:15| microphones wireless sensors software logs what that's interesting Tom were thugs eul a born oh that describes in tracking your ID movement and that's overdoing folks
00:49:33| we're tracking you were and you too big data right now watching us you're getting the big data how you feel like that you piece of shit yeah us us broadcast this dragna big
00:49:44| data I feel about that he's shit like Google can figure out like what you watch what you'd like and I might change the arrow position I love it yeah sorry no they're tracking everything if you
00:49:56| think about it the Google is a search engine in the world they can just track every every interest in a stock and then they could decide if a stocks gonna go up or down based on how many people
00:50:08| search for it interesting very interesting data controls the world so big data which incorporates data from how many people are buying 32 34 genes at urban pipeline and how many secret
00:50:25| messages or being traded between Isis members it's all big data it's a lot of freaking information or how many bowel movements you have and you post online uh-huh
00:50:38| well they could track your phone when you go to the toilet right if they can hone in right there what if you're a serial killer who doesn't even think is fun to the toilet so what if you applied
00:50:48| for a job at Google and go oh look at your request I found you spend 15 minutes on the toilet it's above average is the pit which is Oh twice day interesting
00:51:00| interesting yeah they're looking down looking up I'll tell you what you look at in the toilet No thank you I'll leave this interview right now how would your there
00:51:14| so interesting thing about big dater is that it doubles every 40 months Wow it's a lot of data and that's not even the one that's starting in 1980 yeah Moore's law interesting good call
00:51:32| so 2012 they estimated that two point five exabytes of data are at it a day hi guys I'm Tara byte petabyte exabyte maybe it's Sunday order so 2.5 x of like today it's broken down
00:51:51| to two point five times ten to the eighteenth it's a lot of hats Vader I mean you're also taken into account teenagers Angas YouTube videos were Logan vultures dead bodies and points to
00:52:09| them and everything and laughs hey Chad a Paul Logan or Logan Paul whatever her name is he's a big fan of the podcast we totally agree with everything he does except the
00:52:18| dead body stuff so if you're following follow us I like to specify that I was correct the Dusko terabyte petabyte exabyte zettabyte and then yottabyte well that's interesting cuz by 2025 the
00:52:33| entirety of information we have in Big Data will reach 163 my baby that's 1,000 to the seventh I don't even know how large that is I can't even no one ever talks and said us I can't wait till we
00:52:52| get to Zetas leave this next one Giada which is not good they got to change that name before it gets IANA someone please change the name all right that sounds terrible yottabyte I mean it does
00:53:04| but are we gonna reach anytime soon in our lifetimes hmm so people ask me all the time every day what's wrong with big data what to do well it uses all these things to plumb
00:53:20| their own algorithms it forms patterns it guesstimates what's gonna happen Eames everything forever mm-hmm the idea is it's a future predictor ultimately correct yeah and you won't have any
00:53:32| choice and they'll be predicted for you interestingly enough I find that big data goes the way that I predict or the way I treat on sports science is also hmm sport time you Corsi Corsi data yeah
00:53:50| when that person on the ice for the other person oh right how many Shawn she generate per second per get it put a DNA test with their partners who's on the ice difficulty of opposition like again
00:54:04| it's all very good information we're talking hockey right now they do it for football a PFF website does it great to do an amazing job baseball does w AR wins after replacement
00:54:18| they got all different kinds of stats like it's crazy it's like this is also this is great but at the same time what it boils down to is you're telling us what all the information you've got gave
00:54:34| you what all these even big data gives you is past data oh I mean jump in right here go ahead so one of the things I've been looking at lately is uh stocks so stocks have you
00:54:48| know immense possibilities for making money yeah historical did huh none of the historical data really applies to the stocks and they have these crazy things called you heard of
00:54:57| like Candlestick symbols no friggin clue what you're talking about right now it was essentially like what what the price begins at what it varies and how it ends and that like it's it's green or red
00:55:10| depending on whether it goes up or down and like the extent is like the higher the low so they have certain symbols called like there's a weird Japanese ones like a marabou zoo or a Yoshimi or
00:55:21| something like that and I only have a certain if you have a certain symbols in a row it means some things so like all these people are analyzing all the big data to
00:55:30| figure out if it's a marabou zoo or if it's like like they all like you know going up that's going on yeah it's always means it goes on ninety seven times it goes up so they buy on these
00:55:41| crazy symbols that are all historical proofs but it doesn't mean anything in the future necessarily what's interesting about what you just said hmm is that one of the coolest thing I think
00:55:56| of physics and science and science is up you don't want that we need to do and like I love it I love leaning in damn it one of the coolest things about science is the observations and the patterns you
00:56:10| there with all Kathryn and see and break down and you can see what's going on the problem is your observation actually changes the physics your implementing the system yeah exactly you looking in
00:56:28| influences what is happening you're looking in never happened before it is happening now guess what that changes the system this happens especially in stocks number one in stocks think about
00:56:42| it oh well the pattern shows this this is this bull let's let's let's react on this guess what motherfucker someone else we have to it this or several dozen people start reacting on this well guess
00:56:59| what there's quite a beat that flush this and go to this and do this and so subsidize this because everyone's doing this when they see this and you're like oh she's way too big of a flow diagram
00:57:15| to figure out the exact human nature well that's what I find funny about the people who do sports analytics on baseball or hockey or whatever it's like did you know usually he does so well
00:57:29| with his ex pitch y times that this happens and this happens if everyone else has his data dater about that said I work mister tell me the box line you've literally changed
00:57:42| history the person can see this now can see this new data and react to this everything's different not to mention um big data is very good at predicting things except for what's
00:57:58| called outliers which is things that are so far beyond the mean that they skew the entire information set oftentimes data collects most of the mean information most of the information they
00:58:14| collect this from this big cloud well it's really hard to gather a little dots that appear outside outside outside farther farther away and like little dots that are because of ridiculous it's
00:58:25| like who does this who does that that's that never happens except once that's ridiculous well hmm that stuff can happen again it can very well could happen again and it skews the data to
00:58:39| the point where it may change how big dater goes just an interesting fact so I know I'm a minute historic type in it I was looking at I think this is a Vsauce thing is that there's a there's a
00:58:57| website called the library of Babel I don't know if you heard of this it's every word combination that you can think of already laid out so that if you type something into it it's already on
00:59:08| some page on the Internet and it exists so I'm gonna write hold on and this already exists sucks all their cousin's farm animals go there's no way that's there so so what is it cousins
00:59:25| the others sucks all their cousins farm animals there's no way in hell I'd grill me see it me see I don't know losing there's been multiple options here's the doozies give me a second I think it for
00:59:40| no I think the London panderers sucks off their cousin's farm animals written on page 372 of 410 of man it has like a ridiculous number but it's in here it is literally written in here it's written
00:59:56| it's gotten every sentence known to man and every combination so you can you can search for whatever you're looking for and it will tell you like it's almost like a QR code and then the page so it
01:00:07| has every combination of letter yeah and that that was on BB v RR v ux NT page 374 huh yeah it's great i I that's just amazing that like you know data can consume every possibility
01:00:30| it's just like a matter of time before you hit that possibility well what's the use of all the possibilities that don't get does that make sense if you could lay something out in a mathematical
01:00:44| scheme then it could it could I have added brothers my cousins brothers farm animals sex whatever that was sure might yeah it's gonna be you know and it'll probably be a hit cuz they probably did
01:00:56| that but what's the point of having the brothers one if I didn't bring that out today if the library's because the library is defined by mathematical formula and the formula is less than a
01:01:07| page long so if you send that to somebody say there are aliens on another planet and then you reference what that is then they can decode what you said and they can say they can figure out the
01:01:19| underpant and or suck off their cousins farm animals really reality is transmitted to the universe so that aliens are like we're looking for the unpin doors here yeah we've been waiting
01:01:43| we traveled light-years but that's the whole point is that you can invite things this might lead to my next problem so big data makes a lot of mistakes Oh
01:01:56| does it oh it does um there's a simple book called anatomy of a fly something to apply something I want to bio bio majors by they looked up this
01:02:08| book I it might be fly instinct sure I can't remember the camera anyway fly an enemy no no no no well Amazon would create its own algorithms to price these things really like no it was 35:54 right
01:02:26| he had to buy it for school whatever file in a room anatomy talk taking root of to fly you could probably find this online because anyway this is a famous case yeah the book was said $35 and 54
01:02:41| cents uh-huh one algorithm is screwed up and they ended up selling it for twenty three million six hundred and ninety thousand six hundred fifty five dollars if you wanted it fantastic do they sell
01:02:53| any I believe no no one's Amazon caught is proof of that much which is a real problem I wish it was do you think the limitations would say you couldn't do couldn't price it beyond what knew it I
01:03:06| think but it apparently there were two competing bookstores that were always selling and wine always said sell at point nine eight or more on the other guy alright and what happened is I think
01:03:21| the other way yes so hold on it is also interesting because remember Keep Calm and chive on oh yeah so you know they make a million shirts with like whatever keep drive
01:03:35| they used time futures off the keep calm and come on like have sex with smooth or early well an algorithm they just random generic keep calm and blank on Church okay everyone lost their shit what keep
01:03:52| calm and rape on to him I don't love real popular shirt they were like and they were like ask me Amazon they were asking ever all these people they're like no one maybe it just it just
01:04:04| generated itself in their life nobody generated itself and they're like well it was random word association and eventually that's a hot-button word eventually rape showed up and they were
01:04:16| like see you were selling rape shirts and they're like we didn't sell anything we just made a profit off of it right right so big data it does that with um YouTube
01:04:28| videos you could like YouTube or now oh my god he has a tablet now he got one for Christmas and he sat at all of maybe about a week and I find him going into
01:04:37| like Russian stuff like well yeah when au different language be careful what they're wrong yeah like it's weird Mozart armless and it's like who cares like but it's funny because um these
01:04:51| algorithms that people make on youtube.com or whatever the hell it is trying to figure out or what you want to see it's user right yeah well they will include a big hit as a child song
01:05:04| spider-man Elsa frozen he'll name like three or four old I thinks and they just combined them into this nonsensical formula and the computer does arrest it makes like a five minute video where
01:05:17| they sing yeah who's the finger daddy finger or like they did make a song that's popular among kids haha and then that's the whole video and you know figure out if so many hits that they
01:05:29| make money order I'd the daddy finger one I've seen I sure the one that freaked me out the most is that he went to some Russian one that was talking about colors and it was either coloring
01:05:40| eggs but it was like it even though the text was in Russian it would say the color but it would say it later a whisper yeah so it'd be like and it'd be like I can't even hear what the hell
01:05:51| they're saying but that's the only word they're saying it's like it's it's computer automated keep your eye on what he's saying yeah most people think it's like some evil
01:06:00| conspiracy where they're like inserting stuff to pervert our kids like mammals like whatever like just a weird stuff specially my turns out is it's mostly big data saying you know X Y Z make a
01:06:15| profit just combine them all XYZ l j k l or seven and it's never done before because but check it out kids will click on it and after that were kids though no it's
01:06:28| almost like the the computer-generated Harry Potter they made a chapter and it like it's almost it's understandable yeah uh tree likes about weird stuff and
01:06:41| then there's some strange things in it and it almost sounds like it was written by human and we're getting really close to like having AI just generate stuff for us well here's the thing I will say
01:06:53| to sum it up because this is as far as we're gonna go we're gonna get any further we've reach our time limit but I what I will say is that computers do pretty good at mimicking mimicking the
01:07:08| average yeah like people are always talking to me like computers are gonna do music man go through the top 40 song like check this we got a random AI we gave it controls we were like you know
01:07:21| make a song as top 40 and click the link I'm like oh shit robots made music robots made music and I'll listen it's the most generic boring ass awful song and like really I wouldn't like it
01:07:33| whoever and I'm not an average person like I don't like top 40 I like weird as hell stuff and I'm always like good job robot you made an awful song like do to me like there's a little bit of me that
01:07:45| smiles that part of me is still an a liar and I think as long as humans are alive there will be outliers so machines will never be able to do everything even when they do something perfectly it's
01:07:59| not perfect you follow me oh yeah so that when they make a top 40 song that's like this is this includes all the things humans love a sick beat a 4/4 syncopation lyrics that include dancing
01:08:14| and life and my parents don't understand and it's like all these things and like that - people throw it out and just play it and it's like pretty good and you're like that's pretty good for
01:08:23| fourteen-year-old girl and they're like this is the most advanced robot in the world really be a nice fella girl for 14 girls old hmm like there will always be there's a separation in there then just
01:08:39| like like I respect that they're doing good and getting better and show me promise but I don't think he'll ever catch up yeah humans put in stuff that dump
01:08:53| doesn't make any sense like the like Oh listening a collective soul and they do like oh and it's just like why do you hear me on haters yeah collective soul big followers oh I don't
01:09:07| know why they put that in there but it's so catchy that a robot will never figure that out I don't see how a robot would say like oh I'm gonna I'm gonna mimic human vocal cords to make noises that a
01:09:18| human would like it's like you don't know there's no way again this goes back to what I said about sports science whatever and all that big data all this information is all of our history up
01:09:31| till now what happens after the now we change is almost never a hundred percent history repeated it's always different isn't it the necks of war or no even more changes
01:09:44| I mean because old water logically advanced but I mean you could tweet a war happens and it would happen right Donald okay push the buttons there's the button where's my big that one Donny
01:09:55| anyway um folks at home we want you to push that like wow we didn't even go over next router you done to the day are you done or cooked you gotta go shovel the snow off your dog way I'm done I
01:10:13| don't care about Mandy trolley hey I'm back for comment or a deep pedido J and gia pie mother ever was FCC Chairman hey do you wanna hit that cuz I it's real quick it's a minute and it's 32 seconds
01:10:38| long did she say again small Oh hold on Fort Collins Colorado yeah yeah hold on so then in honor of net neutrality because apparently everywhere you local
01:11:15| the internet I know this sounds crazy they're against net neutrality what are you talking about yeah I know what works what are you reading oh and therefore net neutrality yeah
01:11:27| turn but but I think it's hilarious that everywhere you look on the internet therefore net oh yeah it's use they are but of course they are because it's the Navy and look these people have no idea
01:11:38| what it means really when you talk to normal people they're like what why is this bad I was like touching my Owen Marshall I just showed was released by people who were against net neutrality
01:11:49| no shit cuz they're probably like Comcast what a billion dollars invested exactly it's funded by Comcast I believe it's called priorities first we shouldn't worry about the internet
01:12:01| Fridays first here yeah someone says quote unquote in the emphasis in this bills could go up I don't want that which this is not based of any truth it's people were like we got schools
01:12:18| delays generic thing I've heard and then there's a scene where lifecast there's like wait there's eight cars sitting in traffic clearly that's all right no you don't know yeah they're
01:12:36| like you don't want the internet to be like this or something and it's like oh the scariest thing is that all the people who own pathway also they turned off their like dislike meter and
01:12:51| comments are disabled the funniest damn video the Internet a quick shoutout I wrote down the name if you would go there dude I would comment on their actual homepage people
01:13:06| were commenting off it's really fine what disgusted me is literally the other day I was looking at eighties website cuz I was gonna change my service and I was sitting and waiting for the website
01:13:17| to load the provider that I was paying for and I was just like you don't even have like an unlimited access to yourself like you're gonna you're gonna bolt roll of everyone's internet and
01:13:30| just screw it up for everybody and people don't understand the net neutrality is more about restricting pathways and then making you pay like it's gonna make the consumer pay to get
01:13:40| to all these different areas of the web right like they're saying on you know you have to pay to have a youtube pay to Twitter pay to this pay to this it's written
01:13:50| everywhere I looked on the internet and then this is not not on the Internet's much it's just like this common knowledge net neutrality is we need it it means that everyone who has a website
01:14:03| who has you can internet anonymous the poor exactly it basically says internet is a human right and that we need it and that it shouldn't be ronald charged extra too
01:14:19| good with certain websites versus others and that certain services whether it be Netflix or YouTube or whatever shouldn't be fraught or also they like but they can't stop us from going there because
01:14:31| like oh that's not part of our package we don't own it from the package in I'm an Internet service provider that's not what we do we don't we do everything but YouTube and Netflix the thing that
01:14:42| drives me the most crazy is well there's two things is a chip I the guy is the FCC chairman he makes jokes about the stuff and he's being paid off by Verizon and Comcast and it's literally becoming
01:14:55| that illumination no well yeah he himself is a meme but the corporation's of America are owning our politicians they're making the choices for everyone just
01:15:08| it's terrible listen it took me a while to find these three bars uh-huh it was on arguments against net neutrality like in favor home against time cures it took me a while because I
01:15:27| was googling this and it was all these things that weren't really against it I was like oh yeah these make sense but I'm looking for I'm looking for the auger the only thing I've heard is like
01:15:35| infrastructure like it will allow calmness to build more infrastructure which which is untrue I've read that they were given money to build infrastructure and they haven't like
01:15:45| they've given like half a billion dollars to do it or maybe even like half a trillion dollars to build infrastructure and they never did it deprives them deprives us choices and it
01:15:59| lets the government control the internet the big bed why is this she has the problem is there's so many permutations of bullshit out there that people are like I'm confused
01:16:09| I don't know how to vote right and and the confusing nature of the net neutrality were for not against yeah like they named the act that killed net neutrality the Internet Freedom Act or
01:16:22| something right it's all about wording people freedom you know they're like yeah course like support net neutrality let's vote for the rate babies act it's like
01:16:32| that what what how is that you sons of bitches hell it's not I hate there's gonna change the world do you think it's gonna keep going or you think it'll eventually get stopped or
01:16:49| whatever I think every democratic government uh democratic government that gets put in place and the next leader will probably say net neutrality is back on because it's a democratic thing the
01:16:59| rubble Republicans are just trying to suck money out of it so it's like Trump doesn't he is not getting started this I guess six to eight months ago saying we really wanted to stay out of politics
01:17:12| yeah and we try not to own either side of the other but would you say the people that have the least sex with with their partner is Republican they're more about the other issues I'd
01:17:25| like to focus on the other issues here Anthony is Anthony Weiner's a Democratic Party Republican he's Republican he was part of the net neutrality thing he he definitely wasn't having sex with his
01:17:36| partner then to find his partner yeah anyway his partner says penis um well I sorry I got off-track cuz I got a motion doesn't matter we're good yeah Banff emotional every time because
01:17:53| well we but anyway we are I feel like there's something else with that in Charlie there oh we could go and try on a new tire you're gonna shovel some snow stubble show so anyway folks we're glad
01:18:12| to did that I friggin glad you listened or whatever right yeah thanks for long if you've written it this far most of our listeners don't who's here hungry till then we can respond I think we
01:18:27| friggin glad you folks we glad you Oh Mike yeah yeah we like it like have a good night and support what doesn't exist anymore which is net neutrality Oh
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00:01:49| is topical in my heart although this track see what the topical an effects mile do you know what today's date is it's a real question I have no identity to the fourth or the force there's
00:02:04| nothing about any other I can't tell my first met Nick don't you remember he's slamming new locker don't you reaming anyway it's a very famous day for workout gear because people are
00:02:19| getting back in shape you know oh yeah Aleutians oh I guess but my boobs have grown in I probably gain like like an a and a half cup it is I'm used to being a below a cup and I'm wearing
00:02:36| this to remind myself workout soon ee him I thought I was gonna start working out that first but I had alcohol poisoning won't get into that then I thought I was
00:02:46| gonna work out the second but it was freezing cold then there was the past couple days I've been busy and I was honestly so I have been looking on Reddit and stuff and people who lose
00:02:56| weight gain weight lose weight gain weight that's what I do yeah so I kept most them yes most of them tend to lose the weight towards the warmer sunnier weather oh you're gonna
00:03:06| hold off until you get closer to summer no no that's just it's literally what I do I can't even fight it like I tend to get fatter around October and I go into it I always curl my hair out I grow a
00:03:18| beard I don't know what it is and then around March April I actually start running again and I lose weight and in seconds every year it's like I'm some sort of animal that can't break the
00:03:27| cycle and so on what's odd is that I did not die because it's very isn't that natural like um depression like light makes you happier more sure whether saltonstone affective
00:03:41| disorder or whatever yeah yeah I say dmg ten hundred percent sure I have that pearl the pod is that I've been losing weight during the winter well you know nice reverse side yeah and I'm not
00:03:53| exercising what you're calling on hepatitis appetite protection pretension oh we call it happy it's reverse sad it's programming for like hours on end without eating I'm hungry and I'm just
00:04:06| like nah nobody I don't need you Thursday you'll wither away my brain will survive I'll be they'll all go out - from Total Recall right another man
00:04:21| my own horse ode we wither away into a tiny frail body these are commands just programming on the keyboard good for you good for you yeah it'll be a step up that's like Dennis Quaid or somebody
00:04:42| who's the stomach the guy is like a generica he must have passed away you don't see him anymore that actor yeah I think it's yeah it's a generic one but it's one of them was up wait in that
00:04:51| movie or someone Oh his name's Quaid Jesus me oh wait you think this is the real Quaid oh it is shut up Arnold he I follow him on snapchat I think he started checking out the podcast I can't
00:05:14| prove it movie got some hits from California and hmm a dog checking out the UM panders suite Thank You Arnold so awesome you said it's fantastic I'm like we hit the ball rolling we're up to nine
00:05:29| subscribers to Rupp to Corrections and thinking may one reacts from last time well I would like to throw out a tongue twister actually you have one yeah I'll say oh really
00:05:46| am I taking this from you let's see how good it is let's wait yeah well it's two two words two simple words um like oil oily or al oilier owl like a more oily out yes the two word version yeah a more
00:06:05| oily out an oilier al an oilier al an oilier al an oilier owl and oilier out an oilier house and i think about it oh yeah I could feel how hard you're thinking about it dude pretend I was
00:06:21| starting to do the words too I was starting nine words I think it's in your head anyway i but i did pretty good uh-huh considering that was a toughy was it good
00:06:33| I was gonna throw an oligarchy in there too just to throw really out it doesn't make sense she'sshe shells by the seashore I guess that does make sense
00:06:47| it's still the surly seaman start to secretly well you can figure that one out you can get the backpack to any forget figure out the end of anything you like I hate my family that's pretty
00:07:04| cool oh I don't I didn't have to see my family for this uh this this holiday I we just relax Oh Joe would be like you know immediate family no direct family yeah and you
00:07:20| just want to be left alone but they say you got to change their diaper and you guys need to do that you know are your sons bitching he's beaten he's crying which one he sees this in the future I
00:07:37| love you I love little man but you're crying like a bitch today I don't but you're not my son is my son if you're watching Jesus Christ I love you okay Oh Dan son let's not get crazy
00:07:49| here I mean I might did we woulda married your son in the future turns out everyone's gates your 2034 I chose that a younger I'm going through so many areas in my head and none of them turned
00:08:05| out good it's like I've run through like won't fail you're saying that I'm older yeah yeah older ah he's gonna be manlier than you good-looking one with the same good-looking but I meant like like funny
00:08:40| with one yeah hello and thank you over wow he's good spot along today yep our exes so my correction I really did were to drop this real quick previous episodes I mentioned that
00:08:52| Mountain Dew causes lower sperm count that's the most ridiculous thing it started back in the 80s 90s and another was very urban based I think it's starting to inner cities it's not true
00:09:06| breaking into a dental lab and shooting x-rays into your crotch over and over and over after a night of heavy drinking and laughing with your friends and catching it all on your cell phones that
00:09:19| will lower your sperm count some just way to clarify so if you lowered enough or you you're good right you don't need a condom I think I think that's how it works right I just need like you know
00:09:32| little sideways they swim below croquette yeah they swim when I figured if he gets like really screwed up then it could like latch onto the back of a one healthy one and then oh yeah so that
00:09:54| yeah he strangles him right as he gets to the I want to say Corona of the egg but that's probably not a right as one sperm just and he kills the other way I'm not even kidding
00:10:11| I would probably legit watch like a planet Earth documentary that was an hour long and it was just a sperms journey to the egg it's like survivor I think it's also
00:10:22| like a space like sci-fi type thing like do you think cuz how bigger the sperm compared to the egg it's like it's manually you'll be like us running into like out of the City of Compton she can
00:10:41| go it will pick the c-word only would it be that big it's not that big right a little smaller now I kind of won't look this up right now cuz I feel like it's I probably I feel like how cool would it
00:10:51| be when there's like hundreds and thousands of other sperms like breathing heavy I know they don't breathe though really cool and just like in slow-mo like swimming to your left and
00:11:03| you're right and you're requesting this Ridge and you just see it and it's like they came upon it suddenly it's like Morgan Freeman's voice he's like they came and they saw the Holy Grail and
00:11:15| it's like they're still swimming in slow-mo I think you can you can break that down to like 10 minutes for me getting some really good lighting effects and like super HD you need
00:11:27| access to them though yeah without ease you control squiggly faces on them or bio teacher did write a happy sperm I think you did sir sad sperm I think I mean for a few minutes anyway hey I'm
00:11:45| just saying this hold up they can last in your body for like two days yeah it's 48 hours that's something I didn't look up but that's that's one great good on you yeah I timed it it's
00:12:05| I tried he's that he's a 50-hour this carrier is a marathoner the our kid and does that mean Oh scratching your eye on the podcast bride-bed
00:12:18| oh that's weak you're right either way like alive again for the first time in my life I did I do have a topical thing that I've been watching black mirror cuz that released on Netflix uh used to talk
00:12:34| to me about black mirror a long time ago I still haven't seen one episode and I'm like can operate the purchases long as it's season 3 or think it's for now everyone talks about it and it's about
00:12:45| technology as bad and a black mirror is a a device turned off obviously hmm I mean I realized I just talking about the name and the the fact that every episode apparently has technology being bad I
00:12:58| didn't see it I've never seen it it's like blackmail like you're trying to look at something and it's supposed to reflect you but it doesn't well I get twists but it that's what of a thing all
00:13:09| does doesn't it I suppose that's why you learning it and safe life thing which you made so it is a mirror whatever I don't watch a goddamn shop
00:13:19| anyway which episode did you watch because I know they have names I see them floating around the ethers I will say that the first season was so-so but the one
00:13:31| episode have just watched again the four seas were four so it's brand-new brand-new episodes so this is a spoiler alert if you're not on like the flow please like no no it's a little bit ok
00:13:44| little it's like a fraction on the episode in one of the episodes they download someone's conscious consciousness conscious I can't say it into sounds like an episode of The Young
00:13:55| Panther I'm telling you as well we're screwed so it's right into someone else's brain so you can't turn them off and you just constantly hear your wife telling you what you did wrong
00:14:08| yeah that's exactly like the moment you realized that this is not a good idea she won't shut up she keeps commenting she won't stop does someone else's consciousness control you
00:14:20| at or just comments are here don't constantly first I'm gonna do stuff they hate uh-huh are you gonna crap that ugly wiener yours and pull it and pull it I am now I mean like just whatever yeah
00:14:37| rip it all oh damn just stuff it can't believe it huh you believe she said that I hate my girl beautiful it's doing I think don't worry about a diversion we weren't too far your relationship is
00:14:55| gorgeous it sure is oh crap I caught myself looking at myself and now you're stuck no no no whoa I am so I'll tell the podcast I'm trying to stop this is a behavior pattern of mine that I've
00:15:13| noticed since I grew long hair notice oh yeah when I am tend to get drunk --is-- stop trying to one-up me you're not gonna well I know what you're about to say though I touch my hair when I get
00:15:25| really drunk yeah whenever you're attracted to somebody no Jesus man I'm saying when I am when the drinks I'm drinking start flowing through me more drink I am the more I
00:15:39| end up touching my hair I'm like ah man whoa you're like you'll see me in some episode so I'm like this is insane and I now I look back on like ooh it's a lotta hair hair on hair on the tinium action
00:15:55| yeah mm-hmm you do have nice hair I'm like yeah thank you that's pretty good no I it's good I mean listen Mike I'll
00:16:14| take it in I'll take it in mine's almost like hockey mullet like it's getting good it's getting there yeah you'll be good but playoffs yeah it's a shame the Flyers won't be there really seem to
00:16:29| her in the beginning but they faded I actually don't watch them anymore I do look at the highlights all the time and read their tweets for the people they are gonna get it were the day I'm gonna
00:16:43| do it for y'all hmm do you skip a section only wouldn't go back all that you go which section with that thing oh and usually we do you know where the day go
00:16:59| ahead go ahead Tyra did all folks Tara diddle yeah Tara did a little paradiddle can you use the sentence please what's hanging with my homeboys I did a little paradiddle they
00:17:12| didn't care because they know it was very little it's it's a fib or a lie that's like pretentious nonsense kind of like how the Joker is like Batman's the Joker in comics not like he played
00:17:26| there's the Joker that was a little dark no Tara diddle interesting I do like it I do like I had to look it up because I didn't believe it if you suck at late images I'm curious what you get the Jim
00:17:39| Crow shot that we cool a picture of a dinosaur holding a briefcase it's a terra doodle that's a terrible driver yeah it's an only to work son dad be
00:17:50| extinct forever go into work son another great move yeah I had a word - mm-hmm I don't know how to pronounce it cuz I've only read it in old Bullock Bullock ull AG it's the amount by which a container
00:18:10| falls short of being full is the remainder [Laughter] I imagine that's ollege Coolidge it's a salient more all German or
00:18:27| something I don't know but it sounds solid maybe how much all edges left a really old cabin you can be all the angles like you need something act eligible bachelor you need to be filled
00:18:51| fat guy Trent turn around interesting I like that word just seems it just stands out whenever right yeah yeah just popped right in there I mean it's definitely unique one segment we do every week that
00:19:10| people talk about people will literally disrupt me they'll cut themselves with their keys at weird spots and just start screaming and then everyone turn look what's going on and the other people
00:19:31| start cutting themselves and they're screaming next thing you know the entire bank line is filled with people cutting themselves people screaming sue me are you guys looking over he's screaming now
00:19:41| someone else walks in the Clark is screaming and the bank hits the emergency alarm and I say guys I'd like to make a deposit it's just celebrity challenge
00:19:58| man I love them I do enjoy them ya know so every challenges hmm come on get up who might be the focus David Spade David Schwimmer ha ha have a shock of ovaries Tiger talk
00:20:19| about talk about vanity all right okay what that is explain to our viewers what that is so you they will know if you've ever played Final Fantasy several hours as you all know fuzzy seven stops
00:20:35| counting at ninety nine hours and 99 minutes and 99 seconds we all know I know yeah yep I knew that one a couple gold chocolate boats not one anyway at Chaco bo oh is something like a cross
00:20:51| between an ostrich a chicken and a horse it's an adorable creature and they can walk over a certain green ones can walk over land blue ones can walk over wood gold ones can walk over whatever the
00:21:03| f-bomb they wanna you have to race them and breed them and give them the right leaves get their attributes up anyway I think how do you start on the right we're always talking about how they play
00:21:20| fancy games and I feel like everyone plays for a fancy everyone loves tacos let's go full-bore and do this for charity so you gotta face each other in a race running to pick which I fancy or
00:21:38| did she feel a little bit there you go whoever wins will donate the proceeds to whatever charity they want I don't care what charity I don't really care how expensive it is as long as it's under
00:21:52| two hundred hundred meter dash on a pseudo Jakob um mmm cha cha Cobo I say it I mean you guys oh yeah J or a ch ch ch ch kebab hakama did you
00:22:09| Jaka boat I don't know some Italian guy pops I saw the screen for a time and I was just like Manish oh man thank you that's embarrassing Hali held lineage like we're up to like 13 there's so many
00:22:27| freaking shoddy Italian guy or the chocolate Jack was this weird and I played that game I don't remember that at all I died right in the movie though the
00:22:39| pretty view preview to the movie that I never watched on the spirit spirit that's the one with all that like they they always talked about the hair like the hair was so graphically generated
00:22:50| and beautiful that it took months to generate how it looked is the hair and just like you have like one guy that's just like how that scene took like 15 maybe 16 days huh what took me two
00:23:09| seconds to do fantastic I wanted to interject another well good because I hit the next thing I wanna mention I said it's a product plug but it's not a big deal okay actually here
00:23:19| is pretty big one this is their try together you want to throwback Thursday and it's Thursday and I'd like to throwback Hill okay
00:23:27| throwback you're throwback let's sit you although first here listen to go do you remember when used to go to parties that like um mostly white women wearing like eels and like bread heels or like
00:23:38| housewives they didn't even have lives in the 70s and 80s they would just stay at the house and fix things in the house they're the ones who bought microwaves they're the ones who thought vacuum
00:23:48| cleaners would change the world through the ones who would make fruitcakes and like weird pies and like jell-o molds like they would always do new stuff because they were going insane living at
00:24:02| home doing nothing yeah turn on their minds right so they did crazy stuff does England remember lemon pigs come on lemon pigs lemon pigs so you go to a party they'd have a lemon
00:24:17| you cut them out you'd put clothes for the eyes too beep yeah let them take anyway stuff like that it didn't lemon Pig was just one example but like
00:24:33| creme general like a craft night are just nothing just whatever they would do whatever I'm just remembering all the old school things I came upon a lemon pig recipe etc recently but but just
00:24:47| they used to do so many crazy house eat things that didn't even make sense oh I type it in London paper to check it out check it out there wow that's yeah it's actually better and I thought I
00:24:58| would look no right which does that one have a coin or not coin is that point oh no it doesn't that's a New Year's lemon pig I got a diesel Jim I'm too deep um real quick before you even get your
00:25:18| throw back in mm-hmm I do want to do my product load sure I've been following this product on this crazy ride since a little better because this is an emotional Bitcoin mmm this one's a
00:25:39| Twitter account called at Moulton funk check it out everyone I know you're saying to myself that's me that's Nick that why is he plugging himself I'm not just plugging myself
00:25:53| this is a real Twitter account that affects me on the day-to-day recently he released one of his more popular tweets on New Year's Day it was 8 - I don't curse online but it's
00:26:07| effin lemon dig up in here and he posted his own lemon Pig Wow and it's pretty good right oh yeah let's see what kind of stats this guy guy like is he famous Twitter account I don't
00:26:20| know how many people saw the lemon pick thirty five thousand seven hundred ninety-eight how many people clicked on the picture 1912 not as many but you know we had a link links 269 holy Sh
00:26:37| nope transition how many likes 211 how many retweets 37 this guy it seems like he's pretty legit so it did a little background work I looked up molten funk I've been
00:26:53| following for years guys funny as hell I actually got a hold of what the hell would you copy one online or is that the one no let me see the tail I only see the two the other tail and then hold
00:27:15| shit like a little lemon big Twitter that's exactly what I'm looking at right now this is now at seventies party wrong one you copied this well I'm gonna use the
00:27:32| formula these party yep that's whose thing I copied and pasted and that's where I got all these hits yes I said small world anyway I'm gonna tell you folks laven
00:27:50| Pig mold bunk lemon Bay it's a new fad begin the fat again yes um here's something really funny Wow I mean so I was getting like my phone was blowing up like I was getting all
00:28:04| these notifications because no one thinks I'm very funny on the internet and carefully when I made a lemon Pig as a joke for my goddamn son uh-huh my phone was blowing up and I was like
00:28:16| everyone mom salon the bigot everyone comes like I don't care what are you talking about sounds like it's all and then my son started playing with it they're like he loves it and I'm like
00:28:24| okay he's like lemon pig smell this if you would smell the hand and he was smelling the bacon and all like this is ridiculous it's like I'm in a movie house it's what my son Britannic lemon
00:28:36| big is smelling the things that are made of pig so I told everyone at the party we should all make a lemon pig and I made like six on in pigs there's like six 11 things up there this is the
00:28:47| original is the good one but now that makes me that story makes me feel real good I don't know what it is but I sent avenges my brain my most famous thing I've done on the internet
00:29:00| now is lemon Pig oh yeah it's not it's not that famous but its more famous anything else I've written and it's almost like I'm ashamed of it but I'm like a happy homemaker
00:29:12| I guess yeah I was making it as a joke I guess whatever you know what you have to do may have done I can't make another lemon I think it's not gonna get any hits like uh huh well I don't know well
00:29:23| we have a new segment so the segment includes either one of the three it says there's something awesome you saw something is just daily annoyingness mm-hmm or the reddit repost which you
00:29:34| could post on reddit as the lemon Pig and I guarantee someone will either hate it immensely or love it here's the issue see this coin mmm it's a good luck thing you do it on New Year's Eve or New Year
00:29:49| Day so your good luck for the year opportunity fight every days well I mean I did the Twitter opportunity I was weak that's probably why it took off on Twitter why don't you make it a nickel
00:29:58| and just say it's like a four days later for every January of the five-cent piece lemon pig doesn't have the same ring but I hear you oh you keep going though I mean there's ton already she's right so
00:30:14| I had one reddit hit - this happened like four weeks ago it's like mmm so I'm leaning on right I am so I edited the post as you'll know read it you can edit a post I had something like you know
00:30:27| hundred bullshit I'm promoting whatever yeah also if you guys are bored check out the offenders whatever and the funniest thing is like five minutes later it was response like lol Matt
00:30:40| that's rude you don't know if this is a great channel or not internet trolls I posted two questions to read it I was like is it you know the funny thing is like there was a snacks reddit so I
00:30:55| posted like what's the one thing that you would like to disprove like the people who say they have like oh they made so much money here or they tell you store
00:31:03| that's completely outlandish Christianity no I was just like what's on reddit that you want to disprove so I posted that when I um did you today's reddit no that was yesterday it may I'm
00:31:19| sure of my today feed I didn't read all but anyway I saw the headline I think yeah yeah I think I saw the headline ha maybe it's popular now you check it out but the first thing the first thing that
00:31:31| happened I have downloaded I had zero likes there must be a bot out there that's just like we don't want to hear your topic like they're just trying to promote something everything's a group a
00:31:44| cult you know II mean look if you didn't put your time in like this guy shell from where he's got like five posts have fun what's out I think when people look back at this time like from 2015 to like
00:31:58| half decade of the BOTS like they're gonna find out that like everything that's controlled is now computer related and now it's like all the likes all the Twitter looks and all that stuff
00:32:08| is all all pure by AI hmm we're almost at our subject of the evening and I like how we made the episode nice and concise but we didn't even get to scenarios yeah I do have a scenario for you let me feel
00:32:28| it with my you know I'm gonna go find ya okay so it's pretty easy you have three options it's either you're stuck with a permanent facial expression you can either smile all the time Frau novel
00:32:41| time or have no emotion at all so what do you choose for the rest of your life no emotion at all you become an or me yeah it would be boring as held with a like think of it if I'm smiling all the
00:32:54| time it sounds like your son he came to us he's been charred here's remains can the man can think this man you'd be in the courtroom just like baby like that baby like that
00:33:16| yeah I know you like that like that six stop I'm like this so if I were to cut out neutral expression what would you pick I guess happy I'd rather live yeah happy
00:33:32| no why because I feel like the inverse reactions are gonna balance out or like I do crazy humping husband and Hillary whatever but the everyday day to day stuff
00:33:42| someone sees you smile and kind of cheers a mom so I'm doing more cheering up on the in-between stuff and like you know my interaction with a bank teller where I'm like a gun fight that's cool
00:33:55| maybe they smile although they see me week after week after week and I always smile that's we got to you hit the curve where you finally be becoming a normal cream and then admins are like yeah this
00:34:09| guy's too regular that's like hey when I were to me you know Trump declared war on Korea which Korea oh dude you could play off everyone you know he declared war right
00:34:25| on what himself cuz you gotta keep smiling and they're like oh this guy he's just crazy you can make a joke of everything there was a guy I mean you didn't pay any of the bills this month
00:34:39| I'm going to the guy who always smiled no no no there was a guy at Pizza we never knew his intentions he would always order would you work to be done yeah this is back decades ago being sexy
00:34:59| big sexy and was I this is a big sexy and then hung up or something like ridiculous a teenager's death well they were gonna beat that no no no he would come in he'd physically be yet but we
00:35:10| had this little window that was like four walk-up orders which is weird now I think about it and pizza but um he would he would always order our personal pan pizza which is like the smallest pizza
00:35:22| you could buy with very specific ingredients which would be like a green pepper and sausage and something else he you don't remember really I I think it might have been bacon but he would
00:35:37| always order that every day he'd come in and we always be like what is wrong with this guy like you know yeah yeah see the smile every day you're like in the beginning you think you know it's novel
00:35:48| but ever why you're just like she's got an issue you know he's got a problem this is great this guy's amazing and I feel like this is the most effed up thing I've ever the most the most the
00:36:00| happiest part of that story is that he was actually ordering that for his son because his son would only eat personal pan pizzas that have as toppings so he ordered the same thing every day for her
00:36:10| son for about a month until his son was tired so he's actually 30 days a long time oh yeah yeah we were like each time like braver and he'd never said anything about his son until like the last week
00:36:24| and then we're all like oh man the first day he was like I'm just getting this pizza it's for my son by the way drill tweet like I'm getting this ear medication I think it for my uncle by
00:36:36| the way I think it took like one of the jerks in the restaurant to be like so what's your fascination with personal pan pizzas with sausage and bacon and green peppers he's like it's for my son
00:36:50| he's an Indian guy so I can't see that you need an accent cuz that's offensive but craisins he was an Indian kind like a lot hello it's racist you don't know if he was he could have had Indian ish
00:37:00| features it doesn't mean he yeah I did say sausage so he probably isn't really Indian man's a fraud so now you're calling this man a fraud I don't know when Hinduism really fits in if they're
00:37:16| under a certain age they're allowed to imbibe mm-hmm huh that's pensive there's a lot of pensive thoughts going on in my brain right now for me like be more pensive all right we better skip to the
00:37:34| martyrs mom no you forgot this marker smile then a mine was I'm wearing nice gear cuz I'm fat that's the starter smile yeah it's also comfortable I guess mmm it did want to work out today but
00:37:51| it's like five degrees and I felt a lot yeah it's actually a really cold here too good I'm glad that I'm here last night you're sorry I have to wear my winter
00:38:01| jacket like two times a year and this is the second day so I'm kind of tired of it Thanks I think I'm moving out dude maybe somewhere south where it's warm I do
00:38:13| have a smoker smile but I'll I'll delay it until next week and then I also have a contingent product plug which is fascinating it's gonna go so long let's just move on
00:38:30| I know so follower of the show dil Dan off to the heat load on clothes I really like the show I was listening to not-so-great rollers and you guys take so long to get to the main subject no
00:38:47| shit because we're talking about others to fuck you till then and I said that's a good point and I think we'll try to be more expedient we haven't been no we
00:39:11| like to take her time we aren't going to be a little foreplay we'll pleasure two layers that would you say we are yeah exuberant measured layers like from the movie even else go I don't you're a
00:39:23| pleasure Delayer are you sure is she saying that Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise saying that to her she says the better cruise you're a pleasure Delayer she's she's probably some topless cuz I
00:39:40| couldn't pay attention to where words at that point no but she is one of the more gorgeous things going on like I'm really can we great what's our main topic I forgot already
00:39:49| see in college for dilben who by the way he won't drink coca-cola because of one of the ingredients in there is made by people of the Jewish faith and he thinks
00:40:06| it might be Zionist this is him being grape you I would you know there are two guys that know the formula that goes with coca-cola ever there was one of them I tried to sell to Pepsi but again
00:40:19| arrested I don't know anything about that skirt overlay it in here mm-hmm there's two got and they both know the formula half the formula I forget how those goes I've been
00:40:31| drinking only times my hair to prove it I don't know the formula but apparently it's super secret only two people in the world know it gets locked in like this vault that needs two people to open it
00:40:44| guy wanting guys do yeah they're like man just Dan think till the end things that one of these guys has an agenda and he's making us all believe further in Israel or Zion or I don't know he goes
00:40:58| on on I can't listen guy but he only drinks Pepsi this is the weird part so he fell in love with Crystal Pepsi right oh that just sheared while ago still buys it'll be been wow that's
00:41:12| gonna be ten years twenty years old it doesn't matter and this is the weird aren't you thinking to go down a price is like $13 for a two-liter to see in the pain is
00:41:22| like I'm so thirsty and I was like for a nuclear coldest tea time that's what I thought I said for what a coca-cola whatever and he said no for a Pepsi this is how he sounds oh I'll do it
00:41:36| he's just for a taxi I have to have certain ingredients in my Pepsi and it it's not your business and only cares like just wash your manners relax dude and he's like this no I need the clear
00:41:52| Pepsi it's the only one that'll do it I just paint thirteen money for for a like all but I hit the mute button he talked to me for like I don't know I win the other room I left my phone I
00:42:06| came back 34 minutes ago by and he's still talking I picked I was like hello Dan he goes I still talk and I was like I gotta go you gotta go
00:42:16| what are my plants off these guys so I don't know we're into it anyway you guys clear Pepsi privacy box if you can find him on the Internet friggin Salim clear Pepsi then buy one
00:42:28| for like three bucks solid in 4050 who cares I hate him it's the guy just selling it to him it's probably a millionaire by now he's got a piece that's one stamp
00:42:36| and she's an idiot yeah whatever Wow we've got 17 minutes it's this I even nicknamed it because Nick named it yes named it okay it's called big sexy data oh yes yes data not neutrality question
00:43:07| oh yeah that's good Internet freedom and we're going to talk about Big Data and a little bit about Internet freedom and net neutrality sure we're gonna sum it up in probably less than 15 minutes
00:43:19| oh good you want to start the origin of data hmm now did you that's no I'm just thinking of my just thinking out loud here - I believe is one of the graphs soo it's digital data
00:43:48| yes human data store than two-dozen tilt and it started being collected and cracked it so Vsauce didn't episodes on how he's a big friend of the podcast like transmitting data well how you can
00:44:04| destroy data Oh hmm it's hard as shit easy it's easy to find what your data is first Oh disprove you let's say it's on a hard drive
00:44:18| you could oh yeah because if there's a little remnant there you gotta rewrite it like 16 to run well and if you just delete it up your hard drive or and then recycle empty your
00:44:30| recycle bin like what and it's still there the page if I can't be put together back by someone who has a knowledge yeah the wearable wearable that's what
00:44:41| they do for people who murder people and they search yeah they search how to do things and they save documents and then they recycle bin it but pewter this just has like a little pointer points so file
00:44:56| and the what you're deleting is the pointer to the file so all the bits are still there you just have to read them directly from the whole hard drive either what he mentioned L it was kind
00:45:09| of a pain the answer delete even simple searches this files you save I mean you can do it yeah but it's all wants to they can probably piece together with technology especially future technology
00:45:22| not necessarily technology we have now it's like even like blockchain stuff like you have like once you do one transaction it gets spread around it's like five maybe blockchain elements like
00:45:35| nodes and then after that it's everywhere it's just you know you can't delete that stuff it's what's the morning of the computer was on cataloging everything to
00:45:46| the Library of Congress for a while everything to them like what they tweeted towards me every tweet hmm was EV allowed to the Library of Congress I wish they just it literally announced I
00:46:00| would say two months ago one month ago that they stopped adult garbage someone else wasting space but even those things if you delete your tweets or whatever I'm sure they can stuff on it I went
00:46:17| through a period in my life where I um I got off to some tweaks so mmm hold up some more graphic Twitter stuff and just look at it have a good time falen look away you're talking about
00:46:30| tumblr then a tweet will Tumblr's to pornographic Twitter was it yeah I didn't know but either way like that's us on there forever right yeah I was
00:46:47| looking at myself in the corner oh yeah I just masturbate to pictures of myself fuck for raising eyebrows anyway oh yeah oh so that's gonna be stored forever on the cloud anyway so when I'm a
00:47:05| politician I'm tremoring foregut for president president Dam was near ski and not elected anyway an old college roommate of mine Tommy the Fox flowers flowers he used to
00:47:23| call data data dater dater 50 said in his dad's voice yeah stuck with me every day but um big dater always contains they break it down to the five bees did you get in earth I did not get into any
00:47:41| of this volume variety velocity variety variability and veracity okay so let me give you this coupon 50 yeah economy riot II is the type or nature of data and it could be goddamn how much
00:47:58| birdseed you got in birdies it could be how many drone strikes she dropped in Syria it could be how many miles per hour of Zdeno Chara shoots a pop really on the package what's what's in the
00:48:11| container to try and activism package is extremely important and dampeners we love packages send us all your package pics anyway velocity is the speed at which it's gathered mmm-hmm for
00:48:29| the amount that it accumulates in a overcome uh-huh so we're up to triple V's now what's the Quadra will be variability this one's interesting it's the inconsistencies in data mmm where
00:48:43| we've run into a lie or Jesus or works obsolete things stuff like that and though lastly Penn rat and the Penn tupple I don't know it's a fog porosity
00:48:56| which is the quality will nvidia makes you gather most of this data from big dater which you'll hear that word from Big D B data like that's over Cadiz on Ariel smartphones cameras are by these
00:49:15| microphones wireless sensors software logs what that's interesting Tom were thugs eul a born oh that describes in tracking your ID movement and that's overdoing folks
00:49:33| we're tracking you were and you too big data right now watching us you're getting the big data how you feel like that you piece of shit yeah us us broadcast this dragna big
00:49:44| data I feel about that he's shit like Google can figure out like what you watch what you'd like and I might change the arrow position I love it yeah sorry no they're tracking everything if you
00:49:56| think about it the Google is a search engine in the world they can just track every every interest in a stock and then they could decide if a stocks gonna go up or down based on how many people
00:50:08| search for it interesting very interesting data controls the world so big data which incorporates data from how many people are buying 32 34 genes at urban pipeline and how many secret
00:50:25| messages or being traded between Isis members it's all big data it's a lot of freaking information or how many bowel movements you have and you post online uh-huh
00:50:38| well they could track your phone when you go to the toilet right if they can hone in right there what if you're a serial killer who doesn't even think is fun to the toilet so what if you applied
00:50:48| for a job at Google and go oh look at your request I found you spend 15 minutes on the toilet it's above average is the pit which is Oh twice day interesting
00:51:00| interesting yeah they're looking down looking up I'll tell you what you look at in the toilet No thank you I'll leave this interview right now how would your there
00:51:14| so interesting thing about big dater is that it doubles every 40 months Wow it's a lot of data and that's not even the one that's starting in 1980 yeah Moore's law interesting good call
00:51:32| so 2012 they estimated that two point five exabytes of data are at it a day hi guys I'm Tara byte petabyte exabyte maybe it's Sunday order so 2.5 x of like today it's broken down
00:51:51| to two point five times ten to the eighteenth it's a lot of hats Vader I mean you're also taken into account teenagers Angas YouTube videos were Logan vultures dead bodies and points to
00:52:09| them and everything and laughs hey Chad a Paul Logan or Logan Paul whatever her name is he's a big fan of the podcast we totally agree with everything he does except the
00:52:18| dead body stuff so if you're following follow us I like to specify that I was correct the Dusko terabyte petabyte exabyte zettabyte and then yottabyte well that's interesting cuz by 2025 the
00:52:33| entirety of information we have in Big Data will reach 163 my baby that's 1,000 to the seventh I don't even know how large that is I can't even no one ever talks and said us I can't wait till we
00:52:52| get to Zetas leave this next one Giada which is not good they got to change that name before it gets IANA someone please change the name all right that sounds terrible yottabyte I mean it does
00:53:04| but are we gonna reach anytime soon in our lifetimes hmm so people ask me all the time every day what's wrong with big data what to do well it uses all these things to plumb
00:53:20| their own algorithms it forms patterns it guesstimates what's gonna happen Eames everything forever mm-hmm the idea is it's a future predictor ultimately correct yeah and you won't have any
00:53:32| choice and they'll be predicted for you interestingly enough I find that big data goes the way that I predict or the way I treat on sports science is also hmm sport time you Corsi Corsi data yeah
00:53:50| when that person on the ice for the other person oh right how many Shawn she generate per second per get it put a DNA test with their partners who's on the ice difficulty of opposition like again
00:54:04| it's all very good information we're talking hockey right now they do it for football a PFF website does it great to do an amazing job baseball does w AR wins after replacement
00:54:18| they got all different kinds of stats like it's crazy it's like this is also this is great but at the same time what it boils down to is you're telling us what all the information you've got gave
00:54:34| you what all these even big data gives you is past data oh I mean jump in right here go ahead so one of the things I've been looking at lately is uh stocks so stocks have you
00:54:48| know immense possibilities for making money yeah historical did huh none of the historical data really applies to the stocks and they have these crazy things called you heard of
00:54:57| like Candlestick symbols no friggin clue what you're talking about right now it was essentially like what what the price begins at what it varies and how it ends and that like it's it's green or red
00:55:10| depending on whether it goes up or down and like the extent is like the higher the low so they have certain symbols called like there's a weird Japanese ones like a marabou zoo or a Yoshimi or
00:55:21| something like that and I only have a certain if you have a certain symbols in a row it means some things so like all these people are analyzing all the big data to
00:55:30| figure out if it's a marabou zoo or if it's like like they all like you know going up that's going on yeah it's always means it goes on ninety seven times it goes up so they buy on these
00:55:41| crazy symbols that are all historical proofs but it doesn't mean anything in the future necessarily what's interesting about what you just said hmm is that one of the coolest thing I think
00:55:56| of physics and science and science is up you don't want that we need to do and like I love it I love leaning in damn it one of the coolest things about science is the observations and the patterns you
00:56:10| there with all Kathryn and see and break down and you can see what's going on the problem is your observation actually changes the physics your implementing the system yeah exactly you looking in
00:56:28| influences what is happening you're looking in never happened before it is happening now guess what that changes the system this happens especially in stocks number one in stocks think about
00:56:42| it oh well the pattern shows this this is this bull let's let's let's react on this guess what motherfucker someone else we have to it this or several dozen people start reacting on this well guess
00:56:59| what there's quite a beat that flush this and go to this and do this and so subsidize this because everyone's doing this when they see this and you're like oh she's way too big of a flow diagram
00:57:15| to figure out the exact human nature well that's what I find funny about the people who do sports analytics on baseball or hockey or whatever it's like did you know usually he does so well
00:57:29| with his ex pitch y times that this happens and this happens if everyone else has his data dater about that said I work mister tell me the box line you've literally changed
00:57:42| history the person can see this now can see this new data and react to this everything's different not to mention um big data is very good at predicting things except for what's
00:57:58| called outliers which is things that are so far beyond the mean that they skew the entire information set oftentimes data collects most of the mean information most of the information they
00:58:14| collect this from this big cloud well it's really hard to gather a little dots that appear outside outside outside farther farther away and like little dots that are because of ridiculous it's
00:58:25| like who does this who does that that's that never happens except once that's ridiculous well hmm that stuff can happen again it can very well could happen again and it skews the data to
00:58:39| the point where it may change how big dater goes just an interesting fact so I know I'm a minute historic type in it I was looking at I think this is a Vsauce thing is that there's a there's a
00:58:57| website called the library of Babel I don't know if you heard of this it's every word combination that you can think of already laid out so that if you type something into it it's already on
00:59:08| some page on the Internet and it exists so I'm gonna write hold on and this already exists sucks all their cousin's farm animals go there's no way that's there so so what is it cousins
00:59:25| the others sucks all their cousins farm animals there's no way in hell I'd grill me see it me see I don't know losing there's been multiple options here's the doozies give me a second I think it for
00:59:40| no I think the London panderers sucks off their cousin's farm animals written on page 372 of 410 of man it has like a ridiculous number but it's in here it is literally written in here it's written
00:59:56| it's gotten every sentence known to man and every combination so you can you can search for whatever you're looking for and it will tell you like it's almost like a QR code and then the page so it
01:00:07| has every combination of letter yeah and that that was on BB v RR v ux NT page 374 huh yeah it's great i I that's just amazing that like you know data can consume every possibility
01:00:30| it's just like a matter of time before you hit that possibility well what's the use of all the possibilities that don't get does that make sense if you could lay something out in a mathematical
01:00:44| scheme then it could it could I have added brothers my cousins brothers farm animals sex whatever that was sure might yeah it's gonna be you know and it'll probably be a hit cuz they probably did
01:00:56| that but what's the point of having the brothers one if I didn't bring that out today if the library's because the library is defined by mathematical formula and the formula is less than a
01:01:07| page long so if you send that to somebody say there are aliens on another planet and then you reference what that is then they can decode what you said and they can say they can figure out the
01:01:19| underpant and or suck off their cousins farm animals really reality is transmitted to the universe so that aliens are like we're looking for the unpin doors here yeah we've been waiting
01:01:43| we traveled light-years but that's the whole point is that you can invite things this might lead to my next problem so big data makes a lot of mistakes Oh
01:01:56| does it oh it does um there's a simple book called anatomy of a fly something to apply something I want to bio bio majors by they looked up this
01:02:08| book I it might be fly instinct sure I can't remember the camera anyway fly an enemy no no no no well Amazon would create its own algorithms to price these things really like no it was 35:54 right
01:02:26| he had to buy it for school whatever file in a room anatomy talk taking root of to fly you could probably find this online because anyway this is a famous case yeah the book was said $35 and 54
01:02:41| cents uh-huh one algorithm is screwed up and they ended up selling it for twenty three million six hundred and ninety thousand six hundred fifty five dollars if you wanted it fantastic do they sell
01:02:53| any I believe no no one's Amazon caught is proof of that much which is a real problem I wish it was do you think the limitations would say you couldn't do couldn't price it beyond what knew it I
01:03:06| think but it apparently there were two competing bookstores that were always selling and wine always said sell at point nine eight or more on the other guy alright and what happened is I think
01:03:21| the other way yes so hold on it is also interesting because remember Keep Calm and chive on oh yeah so you know they make a million shirts with like whatever keep drive
01:03:35| they used time futures off the keep calm and come on like have sex with smooth or early well an algorithm they just random generic keep calm and blank on Church okay everyone lost their shit what keep
01:03:52| calm and rape on to him I don't love real popular shirt they were like and they were like ask me Amazon they were asking ever all these people they're like no one maybe it just it just
01:04:04| generated itself in their life nobody generated itself and they're like well it was random word association and eventually that's a hot-button word eventually rape showed up and they were
01:04:16| like see you were selling rape shirts and they're like we didn't sell anything we just made a profit off of it right right so big data it does that with um YouTube
01:04:28| videos you could like YouTube or now oh my god he has a tablet now he got one for Christmas and he sat at all of maybe about a week and I find him going into
01:04:37| like Russian stuff like well yeah when au different language be careful what they're wrong yeah like it's weird Mozart armless and it's like who cares like but it's funny because um these
01:04:51| algorithms that people make on youtube.com or whatever the hell it is trying to figure out or what you want to see it's user right yeah well they will include a big hit as a child song
01:05:04| spider-man Elsa frozen he'll name like three or four old I thinks and they just combined them into this nonsensical formula and the computer does arrest it makes like a five minute video where
01:05:17| they sing yeah who's the finger daddy finger or like they did make a song that's popular among kids haha and then that's the whole video and you know figure out if so many hits that they
01:05:29| make money order I'd the daddy finger one I've seen I sure the one that freaked me out the most is that he went to some Russian one that was talking about colors and it was either coloring
01:05:40| eggs but it was like it even though the text was in Russian it would say the color but it would say it later a whisper yeah so it'd be like and it'd be like I can't even hear what the hell
01:05:51| they're saying but that's the only word they're saying it's like it's it's computer automated keep your eye on what he's saying yeah most people think it's like some evil
01:06:00| conspiracy where they're like inserting stuff to pervert our kids like mammals like whatever like just a weird stuff specially my turns out is it's mostly big data saying you know X Y Z make a
01:06:15| profit just combine them all XYZ l j k l or seven and it's never done before because but check it out kids will click on it and after that were kids though no it's
01:06:28| almost like the the computer-generated Harry Potter they made a chapter and it like it's almost it's understandable yeah uh tree likes about weird stuff and
01:06:41| then there's some strange things in it and it almost sounds like it was written by human and we're getting really close to like having AI just generate stuff for us well here's the thing I will say
01:06:53| to sum it up because this is as far as we're gonna go we're gonna get any further we've reach our time limit but I what I will say is that computers do pretty good at mimicking mimicking the
01:07:08| average yeah like people are always talking to me like computers are gonna do music man go through the top 40 song like check this we got a random AI we gave it controls we were like you know
01:07:21| make a song as top 40 and click the link I'm like oh shit robots made music robots made music and I'll listen it's the most generic boring ass awful song and like really I wouldn't like it
01:07:33| whoever and I'm not an average person like I don't like top 40 I like weird as hell stuff and I'm always like good job robot you made an awful song like do to me like there's a little bit of me that
01:07:45| smiles that part of me is still an a liar and I think as long as humans are alive there will be outliers so machines will never be able to do everything even when they do something perfectly it's
01:07:59| not perfect you follow me oh yeah so that when they make a top 40 song that's like this is this includes all the things humans love a sick beat a 4/4 syncopation lyrics that include dancing
01:08:14| and life and my parents don't understand and it's like all these things and like that - people throw it out and just play it and it's like pretty good and you're like that's pretty good for
01:08:23| fourteen-year-old girl and they're like this is the most advanced robot in the world really be a nice fella girl for 14 girls old hmm like there will always be there's a separation in there then just
01:08:39| like like I respect that they're doing good and getting better and show me promise but I don't think he'll ever catch up yeah humans put in stuff that dump
01:08:53| doesn't make any sense like the like Oh listening a collective soul and they do like oh and it's just like why do you hear me on haters yeah collective soul big followers oh I don't
01:09:07| know why they put that in there but it's so catchy that a robot will never figure that out I don't see how a robot would say like oh I'm gonna I'm gonna mimic human vocal cords to make noises that a
01:09:18| human would like it's like you don't know there's no way again this goes back to what I said about sports science whatever and all that big data all this information is all of our history up
01:09:31| till now what happens after the now we change is almost never a hundred percent history repeated it's always different isn't it the necks of war or no even more changes
01:09:44| I mean because old water logically advanced but I mean you could tweet a war happens and it would happen right Donald okay push the buttons there's the button where's my big that one Donny
01:09:55| anyway um folks at home we want you to push that like wow we didn't even go over next router you done to the day are you done or cooked you gotta go shovel the snow off your dog way I'm done I
01:10:13| don't care about Mandy trolley hey I'm back for comment or a deep pedido J and gia pie mother ever was FCC Chairman hey do you wanna hit that cuz I it's real quick it's a minute and it's 32 seconds
01:10:38| long did she say again small Oh hold on Fort Collins Colorado yeah yeah hold on so then in honor of net neutrality because apparently everywhere you local
01:11:15| the internet I know this sounds crazy they're against net neutrality what are you talking about yeah I know what works what are you reading oh and therefore net neutrality yeah
01:11:27| turn but but I think it's hilarious that everywhere you look on the internet therefore net oh yeah it's use they are but of course they are because it's the Navy and look these people have no idea
01:11:38| what it means really when you talk to normal people they're like what why is this bad I was like touching my Owen Marshall I just showed was released by people who were against net neutrality
01:11:49| no shit cuz they're probably like Comcast what a billion dollars invested exactly it's funded by Comcast I believe it's called priorities first we shouldn't worry about the internet
01:12:01| Fridays first here yeah someone says quote unquote in the emphasis in this bills could go up I don't want that which this is not based of any truth it's people were like we got schools
01:12:18| delays generic thing I've heard and then there's a scene where lifecast there's like wait there's eight cars sitting in traffic clearly that's all right no you don't know yeah they're
01:12:36| like you don't want the internet to be like this or something and it's like oh the scariest thing is that all the people who own pathway also they turned off their like dislike meter and
01:12:51| comments are disabled the funniest damn video the Internet a quick shoutout I wrote down the name if you would go there dude I would comment on their actual homepage people
01:13:06| were commenting off it's really fine what disgusted me is literally the other day I was looking at eighties website cuz I was gonna change my service and I was sitting and waiting for the website
01:13:17| to load the provider that I was paying for and I was just like you don't even have like an unlimited access to yourself like you're gonna you're gonna bolt roll of everyone's internet and
01:13:30| just screw it up for everybody and people don't understand the net neutrality is more about restricting pathways and then making you pay like it's gonna make the consumer pay to get
01:13:40| to all these different areas of the web right like they're saying on you know you have to pay to have a youtube pay to Twitter pay to this pay to this it's written
01:13:50| everywhere I looked on the internet and then this is not not on the Internet's much it's just like this common knowledge net neutrality is we need it it means that everyone who has a website
01:14:03| who has you can internet anonymous the poor exactly it basically says internet is a human right and that we need it and that it shouldn't be ronald charged extra too
01:14:19| good with certain websites versus others and that certain services whether it be Netflix or YouTube or whatever shouldn't be fraught or also they like but they can't stop us from going there because
01:14:31| like oh that's not part of our package we don't own it from the package in I'm an Internet service provider that's not what we do we don't we do everything but YouTube and Netflix the thing that
01:14:42| drives me the most crazy is well there's two things is a chip I the guy is the FCC chairman he makes jokes about the stuff and he's being paid off by Verizon and Comcast and it's literally becoming
01:14:55| that illumination no well yeah he himself is a meme but the corporation's of America are owning our politicians they're making the choices for everyone just
01:15:08| it's terrible listen it took me a while to find these three bars uh-huh it was on arguments against net neutrality like in favor home against time cures it took me a while because I
01:15:27| was googling this and it was all these things that weren't really against it I was like oh yeah these make sense but I'm looking for I'm looking for the auger the only thing I've heard is like
01:15:35| infrastructure like it will allow calmness to build more infrastructure which which is untrue I've read that they were given money to build infrastructure and they haven't like
01:15:45| they've given like half a billion dollars to do it or maybe even like half a trillion dollars to build infrastructure and they never did it deprives them deprives us choices and it
01:15:59| lets the government control the internet the big bed why is this she has the problem is there's so many permutations of bullshit out there that people are like I'm confused
01:16:09| I don't know how to vote right and and the confusing nature of the net neutrality were for not against yeah like they named the act that killed net neutrality the Internet Freedom Act or
01:16:22| something right it's all about wording people freedom you know they're like yeah course like support net neutrality let's vote for the rate babies act it's like
01:16:32| that what what how is that you sons of bitches hell it's not I hate there's gonna change the world do you think it's gonna keep going or you think it'll eventually get stopped or
01:16:49| whatever I think every democratic government uh democratic government that gets put in place and the next leader will probably say net neutrality is back on because it's a democratic thing the
01:16:59| rubble Republicans are just trying to suck money out of it so it's like Trump doesn't he is not getting started this I guess six to eight months ago saying we really wanted to stay out of politics
01:17:12| yeah and we try not to own either side of the other but would you say the people that have the least sex with with their partner is Republican they're more about the other issues I'd
01:17:25| like to focus on the other issues here Anthony is Anthony Weiner's a Democratic Party Republican he's Republican he was part of the net neutrality thing he he definitely wasn't having sex with his
01:17:36| partner then to find his partner yeah anyway his partner says penis um well I sorry I got off-track cuz I got a motion doesn't matter we're good yeah Banff emotional every time because
01:17:53| well we but anyway we are I feel like there's something else with that in Charlie there oh we could go and try on a new tire you're gonna shovel some snow stubble show so anyway folks we're glad
01:18:12| to did that I friggin glad you listened or whatever right yeah thanks for long if you've written it this far most of our listeners don't who's here hungry till then we can respond I think we
01:18:27| friggin glad you folks we glad you Oh Mike yeah yeah we like it like have a good night and support what doesn't exist anymore which is net neutrality Oh
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