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00:00:02| so here we are the unplanned earth I'm Nick and I'm Dan and we do form quite a salacious do I already need a little artist here you gotta be over 21 anything we say and
00:00:26| will not be used against us in a court of law joke this is actually a script it's all right now beforehand tied to joke yeah it's really hard to follow the script and we're staring in each other's
00:00:37| eyes ask us what this podcast was I've actually had two people tell me this independent of each other it's like schools who are deep in the Arctic and they're hungry for food and
00:00:52| the moon is high it's a quiet night if snow everywhere and their gray fur is bristling and they share a couple of mixed drinks over Skype and talk about life wow those are some really play
00:01:05| wolves that's what we do yeah without some of the wolf stuff everywhere I wanted to track a caribou I think I want you to be there as a wolf that awkward transition across the page pretty sure
00:01:49| something oh man don't luncheon someone were really good I can't do them justice by talking about I kind of want to do it now Ted look I'm up I'll move into the next area right so didn't do a
00:02:03| correction fly or swamp below the bed anymore I guess the problem is like an amorphous like No and then look up image search should the other hand uh it's going it's going
00:02:19| quick correction for everyone see if you can see a bunch of the rough I had mentioned that if you have in the last episode if you have an as rock z97 extreme six motherboard that you can go
00:02:33| ahead and use the Radeon seventy seven fifty two gigabyte ddr5 6m the the video card it's on sale right now you can't volume fit I've heard the baby things though my bed is it as rocker is it ass
00:02:50| Rock I always said ass rock but I never heard anybody has a pop but but I only because it's 1s as rock I don't think nerds ever talk about their motherboards allowed yeah do you
00:03:09| think I'm the first person to say that laugh like even if their board meetings and stuff they're like that motherboard and they're like yeah they're like let's call ourselves and I like the CEO writes
00:03:20| down a piece of paper just slides it everyone just kind of nods hmm okay the best one is a Ajit PI oh I didn't see this well that's a great new he turns into a pile of shit a big transformation
00:03:39| is it no it's just a picture of him actually I think I've seen that one before but I don't see it on this there's so many cuz it's Animorphs are actually legit yeah Photoshop they're
00:04:00| bad or something for like a 90s book it's actually like a really good Photoshop yeah how's it Carrie Underwood what's know what's her real name oh sorry Jessica Parker oh yeah tell you
00:04:22| okay it's good it's good IIIi can't I hit a webpage where I had to click through everyone so it's I can't I don't forget it now you slept she'll wear out someone's like
00:04:35| if you do a pug is its only video we're out well sir or ma'am mr. wonderful looks like this is a biweekly podcast it's not worth 10 million dollars 5 distasteful any corrections really all
00:05:00| right Jess before we get too deep into the episode I have to apologize for hitting the wrong button and causing an error right in the middle of our podcast
00:05:11| vidcast whatever this is whatever it will be and we'll ever be primary forever forever I'm very accepting both apologies there was a collector motherboard did
00:05:28| you really no no in fact I just downloaded the final fantasy 15 bench benchmark test mm-hmm you know big that thing was lose like 4 gigabytes for a bench test checks to make sure you could
00:05:46| play it coming out my birthday and uh haven't played one in like four or five years so do like it's so one I almost bought it um when I read it came out for whatever system that came out for and I
00:06:03| was like time to get back in I did all the research it looked awesome and then I was trying to buy it I was like I can't find it anywhere and I like kept researchers getting high scores it just
00:06:11| came out it's really cool I was like fine I'm into it I'll buy it I'll pay the full 50 60 bucks and I looked and it was like a ps4 exclusives and I was like and computer right and it was like nope
00:06:23| huh you came out like 9 months ago or a year ago and then we didn't have a computer for and I was kind of man I was like everything to have a PC for PCs you just automatically get all games enemy
00:06:35| hmm you usually do so me like fine fantasy always makes me remember like I played like maybe one of the games and one of my buddies had it but the game that it reminds me of is phantasy star i
00:06:47| don't know ever played that one ph annecy star and it was actually like a really good game it's the one RPG i played over and over again a little it made me feel like I had Final Fantasy
00:07:00| but it might have been a knockoff but it might have been actual just as good as a Final Fantasy yeah yeah but I would like to make one correction or clarification from the previous episode I wanted to
00:07:14| say that the Olympics wasn't started like by the Greeks it was but it stopped in the middle so like it was like training for military and then this guy back yeah like the wealthiest guy in
00:07:26| Europe the Zappos guy I hope I think you didn't read about him those sneakers Hey hidden out of lighters I thought was lighters I have every yeah Zappos is uh even buy like handbags and stuff shoes I
00:07:43| don't know we're not trying to sell that it's work I'll detract we did not say that the products are awful and cheap yeah and that that bad it's a shitty Amazon
00:07:56| non and organic so the guy in it the guy was APIs and he restarted the Olympics and he was like the wealthiest guy in Europe he just wanted to see like a an event and then BOOM
00:08:09| and then his bones are buried like right in like the beginning of the memorial like it's right in front of the temple or whatever you go it the Olympic temple no it's both got everything about you
00:08:23| know you know like the Olympics now that they finish they're gone yeah they really add my fervor going Oh raging hard fervor folks I had to cover that fervor with some lamb's wool just
00:08:37| [Laughter] so much fervor I think I enjoy watching it I had it on all the time just because it's something else and it's on every ended up wearing it more than other
00:08:54| things it was great it was free cuz over-the-air HDTV for free with new new original content brought to you by Netflix not selling that place shut it on them I use Michael Baba but I'm not
00:09:17| saying buy it back it's crap it's garbage hmm how they're the only basis I liked how did you guys get any um speak of the Netflix did you guys get any new school
00:09:30| shootings down there anything um I mean have you called Florida Texas then maybe but no I meant I don't know I'm after that one Oh after that one this episode is about a
00:09:40| week after the parkland Florida Lakeland our Lakeland Portland okay oh yes shit but they have research it's been on TV old my parkland well if you if you ask somebody on the street like
00:09:52| who died like they'd be like students they wouldn't know who would have names unseen someone names what's really wild is I see a lot of the kids online that survived mm-hmm they're like they're
00:10:04| talking mid shit at the NRA okay no like Republican Talking Heads and they're getting made publicity for it like it's not it's not like someone says oh snap back no whatever and it's like a
00:10:16| meme or something like they're like it's like should we have more guns in school and some of these kids are like no I just watched 18 and my friends died or something and it's like you're a human
00:10:28| piece of garbage here's an actual transcript that's how much money you just got from the NRA last year and it's like everyone's like oh damn but they're getting like hundreds of thousands of
00:10:37| retweets and yeah like no they hate to be backed by somebody though like they're someone else's telling them but I also thought of this there does come a time or a point where someone becomes a
00:10:48| dope or someone becomes famous or someone becomes in the public eye like I mean they could be becoming celebrities in front of us and whether it's celebrities or senators or future
00:11:00| leaders or whatever I think they have potential I was 30 I don't want to do anything like stuck in my ways there's still there's still fire there they're like
00:11:16| I simply dude maybe six or ten or that's about it many good years left hey everybody right so I say you know maybe we're watching them rise up it could be a good thing yeah you imagine
00:11:30| like six senators come from this high school or something we're like the products teacher president all this other stuff like it's possible yeah it is it is me I just got
00:11:41| a good feeling about these kids I think you're gonna like did you see the arm was it Rubio had to do the UH the meeting in Florida and talk to all these people
00:11:53| oh yeah like are you gonna stop and he's like well we're gonna research stuff and someone like someone's dad's like crying looking at him and like front of all these people and they're like he's like
00:12:04| it says last year you accepted $50,000 from the NI and something else and you won't change your gun laws can you at least just stop accepting money and he goes well we're gonna look
00:12:13| at everything and and and dad's like crying it he's gonna strangle him and all these people in the auditorium were like screaming and I'm like he's like you know they're laughing you know I
00:12:25| know we try not to get political here I'm just saying from a from a human standpoint it there's definitely something wrong when like you can pay you can pretty much pay off a politician
00:12:37| to play your line it's probably not a good idea we'll put it that way hey either side and only sale that hey President of the United States from Florida I was thinking you know there's
00:12:51| never been any presidents from Florida right and I looked there's never guessed it was like I'm actually YZ from North Carolina but no most of them were in look Florida and I don't know that we'll
00:13:06| ever be Florida actually hmm I'm calling it now they will never be a president from Florida how long this is post mark it's like it's around our videos gonna last
00:13:19| forever indefinitely so what does the internet does oh yeah which sure they're saying the poles might switch you think I can mess up a pocket we might have every bit four thousand years yeah we
00:13:32| might have some blemishes which are purely due to poles flipping north and south south and north it's so hard to keep them straight anyway it's kind of how you got through college
00:13:43| flipping poles right you talked about spinning poles yeah sure whatever something Popol you ever see a man spin up a pole no you the what the barbershop yeah do you think anyone ever got the
00:14:04| barbershop pole tattooed on their Kehoe I don't know you see that figure skater with the USA tattooed on her thigh in a song it just like open yeah I guess I don't know what about like penis tattoos
00:14:18| that's a thing right can you get that some dude I saw this on reddit some dude tried to brand an arrow into his forearm infected well yes and they held the brand for about eight or ten seconds and
00:14:32| they said when they brand cattle they only hold it for like two seconds yes that the thing the thing got infected and like completely burned a hole like like through the top layer of skin like
00:14:45| more than it like it I guess they had to be like a first degree burn and I'll say Internet burn anybody but I think if the internet burns with a word burn you could add sure is like that
00:14:58| light saber kid he's scarred for life emotionally which is much hard like a burner yeah right millionaire I don't know if you tube existed he's probably raking in the cash you probably just
00:15:12| made 10,000 bucks off of us talking about him a different one but he had a penis because the arrow turned in yeah so much yeah so I went on a date with a guy who uh-oh
00:15:37| mentioned in a previous podcast like it's like friend a friend your best friend ish right but but I don't know cuz what's your thirty it's not like you go around meeting new people especially
00:15:47| if you're domesticated look at animal oh yeah yeah life you have my boundaries and you have to stay within them and then a lot of events you go to where other domesticated males are you don't I
00:15:58| mean they're all huddled together and then we have to figure out what things we have in common whether it's sports or music or video games or something it's almost like you're an inert like cloud
00:16:08| of gas until you're not and then if you're not then you have to battle like Rams and you get thrown out of your house if you lose anyway a good friend of mine who was a good friend Bob we'll
00:16:24| call him James like so let's say music I do and I was like that I listen to really crazy music so I was like that's awesome he likes video games and stuff like that there's a pretty cool dude so
00:16:35| my age like everything so he keeps talking about going to a concert and never go last Monday it's like you want to go see intervals and I was like I think intervals off let me check out the
00:16:47| ticket prices where is it then Phil even look cool go go I'll do it let's do it let's go alright it's just me and him like no other friends no other people like what's gonna be like
00:16:58| we can hold hands oh man I could sense it so I looked it up $19.00 after after the Ticketmaster fees what Plus what I don't know it whatever I get arguable 19 bucks I have to go I
00:17:14| like intervals whatever like he's hacking the internet to get you there listen I know I had to look him up myself cuz he has a I was still going one of those things where I was like
00:17:23| I'll go are you still going yeah No No maybe sure okay I'm not a girl Sumida bar or whatever we yeah get a couple drinks we're having a good time there's an arcade bar we actually played a the
00:17:39| Ninja Turtle or taking and experience our diverse mmm-hmm badass I was like but I didn't know him so I couldn't it was hard to talk trash like that I do get my humor
00:17:55| really God hey hey girlie man you want me to kick your ass in a dress oh I'm just kidding man I like everybody you enemy oh man so anyway we have a good time whatever
00:18:07| playing video games have a couple of drinks go to the concert the opener was just finishing up like this is awesome so next group comes out and I said what the heck's the name of the group before
00:18:18| intervals he says Jason Jason Richardson group I was like all right whatever give a damn so some guys coming out and he's got this like long hair he looks like a burnout and he's tuning guitars I figure
00:18:31| he's just the tuning guy so you'll please listen to what the - shout at him - oh you gonna have to shout at him but like I'll rush out good thing I'm I'm Sean positive stuff so he picks up habit
00:18:43| he plays a Sabbath riff I'm like whoa for fairies wear boots or whatever you know like that will be the song like I'd be like that'd be a cool song of life so he picks up and he plays this super rare
00:18:56| song by Nick Johnston who's like when I hear cars all of remarkably human so I went Nick Jobs did remarkably human and I'm looking around like do they only even know that song and no one knows it
00:19:07| and the guy looks at me he keeps tuning this guitar and he ignores me and I'm like dude no one else is gonna get your reference like just give me my chops give me come on I'm on your side so like
00:19:21| two minutes later just two other guys from the other band come out and they start pick up their instruments and he's playing guitar I'm like is this Trent Richardson or Jason Richardson whatever
00:19:30| it all he's like I have no idea were googling I'm like it doesn't look like him he fucking he starts playing remarkably human the CD and I'm like I think it's Nick Johnson and he's like I
00:19:40| don't know who you're talking about and I I turn to the guy next to me go I don't know I'm like is this Nick Johnston and he's like I don't know who you are all these people and it was it
00:19:50| turns out is Nick Johnson and he's playing my favorite CD of like the past year or two or three and I was like there's only like 150 people here and I'm like going nuts I'm like this is
00:20:01| like a secret concert that I got for 19 bucks and I was like and I'm trying to help it like yo Jim this is Nick Johnson it's big good Duke he stole the whole show he was better than the next guy the
00:20:19| Jason Richardson he was better than the the main group intervals dude he killed it and the guy James really enjoyed kept like alberni like really yeah they're just so good and it felt so awesome
00:20:35| because I had always wanted to see this guy live and never thought I would and uh intervals comes on and it was alright you know bouncing around a little bit he goes like hey we seen enough let's just
00:20:45| roll I was like yeah let's just roll roll and he was like I'm gonna talk about I was like I'm going to work in your home and we went our separate ways and I was like he's not even the same
00:20:56| fast-food place now now I figure I feel I was pushing it too far I think he lives like 20-30 minutes away you gotta play a little coy yeah and a little bit so we had a great great night and I
00:21:09| literally saw a secret concert for me for $19 like how can you show up at a venue and your favorite CDs getting played live that's awesome really made my week I've been listening to Nick
00:21:23| house and now ever since Nick were those Oh Nick Johnston remarkably human it's a really good fitment remarkably human you'll find it just listen to it every but it's really good you know when I
00:21:39| wrote him remarkably human I wrote it in like some rash so it looks like it robot wrote it well I think skeletons wrote it in his because this album cover looks like skeletons hmm they're
00:21:53| probably don't have very good dexterity right I don't know that fat or skin or stuff getting in the way maybe they do perfect calligraphy or they complete would be here to hear folks
00:22:08| violent I drank quite a bit already surprisingly I did not expect to just drink lling all this brown water which if you had to let's say a fairy King down and wave the wand over you it was
00:22:23| like from now on every time you have to poop it's just gonna disappear like I get a poop and then just it leaves your body you don't have to poop there's no negative side effects or the theory
00:22:33| comes down and ways it's one and I gotta pay and you go to the bathroom it's like ding it disappears which would you rather lose would you give up pooping or ping do get the bad side of pooping to
00:22:44| like diarrhea like did Perry just takes foot boom oh yeah but you don't get to take any satisfying poop so yeah this came up like a year ago or so and with us some song no I
00:22:58| think it was a run it was a dissen berry that like a woman actually posted that she was like sat like she was very satisfied with her poops and then it'd be disturbing it would disturb her not
00:23:09| to poop anymore yeah I think it would so then he has a gun a good one come on yeah sometimes it's just like plunk and you're just like oh yeah kind of good and then like if you had it suck
00:23:27| sometimes when like right you have diarrhea or something on or it's like the fifth time today something I ate something like that's I wouldn't mind losing that like if you've been peeing
00:23:38| is super awesome too yes because it is very when you're super drunk and you just have so much used oh I would think of it as like puking and pooping like it's those are the two things that
00:23:50| define whether you're sick or not like if you could never say like I puked my guts out or like oh like people would never like try to one-up you if he said like I was just sick
00:24:04| and but I mean puking kind of thoughts say that oh it definitely does okay good yeah there's no well do you think bulimic satisfaction from that I bet they feel satisfied immediately after
00:24:20| okay it's already done you're nervous you can get screwed up so that you feel like or like your throat is your your anus and like you're if you're bulimic you
00:24:32| probably might feel good who knows don't you think so Nick with me neck what I hear you that's not change the way you burp hold as long as possible I think sex really
00:24:57| weird what I mean about react to this one more so you're watching a porn out you're like you know that a long time yeah I don't watch pornos Nick if you were forced to at gunpoint okay then I
00:25:21| would for the life of you and I understand yes and you got like seven videos in you start getting into weirder weirder stuff cuz you don't by connected videos you find one and you're like this
00:25:33| is the one and then in the middle of the porn video someone who looks exactly like you in fact do you think it's you walks out in front of the camera looks directly into your eyes and says stop
00:25:46| what you're doing before it's too late and they look at the camera for a little bit to make sure you stop cuz I'm sure everyone would stop at that point early are they woman no no it's you and
00:25:57| it's just you walk out clothes in front of this sex scene you stop I don't arouse myself so I'd have to stop but get close to I mean it's really not sexy something weird is going on and then
00:26:09| you're like hold on maybe it's a loose nation so you're trying to figure it out you pause the video and rewind to the exact spot where you appeared on-screen mm-hmm and you can see yourself come
00:26:19| back on screen again I was thinking you're gonna say they're livestream of all of a sudden it to you on the screen and then like all these women are really enjoying you deep down
00:26:34| that's a damn corner fantasy on something here it happens you're fully clothed you walk in from the poor now like in front of the camera you know I don't know what the imminent dangerous
00:26:44| it's like it might be nothing maybe just someone who looks like you and it's a spoopy Porton that decided this would be great as parlor I'm gonna stop doing the drugs next because there's no way I
00:26:59| finish there's no way that I finished that's how that the full sentence have you put it together without the pause yeah but I do maybe not I don't know depends maybe weird seeing yourself on
00:27:17| video anywhere where you weren't and I thought would it be weirder if you tried to pause it and you went back in it with missing i'm panderers i comment she shows your you and my our faces together
00:27:28| right in the middle o looking at the camera like you should stop this yeah that no that have your the last time that i was forced to watch porn it an advertisement happened to right in the
00:27:38| middle and i was like who's yet do you remember that's probably like penis enlargement or something stupid oh my god okay well that's not that bad i mean it would be worse if it was like an
00:27:49| ad where a child is getting into a car seat it's like fuck your children before they die that's like wow he's just I don't have to tell me that your end yeah make sure the seat belts are tight
00:28:09| enough when they wear a winter jacket sometimes properly placed them in the seat and you're just okay shoulder straps go over the shoulder the losing it here I'm losing it well think you I
00:28:33| think it is time everyone buckle yeah oh yeah it you're tall enough to ride this ride Sharon whoo I wait so long for this moment now that it's come now you just need a
00:28:54| snack an idiot huh yeah hi I need some napkins and some tissues Oh tiny t-shirt here Oh a lot of tiny did you sitting right next to the computer everybody you're feeling yeah a single
00:29:11| tear it's the size of the tissue perfectly this place is all the water it's like it's like when you cut yourself with a razor in this little blood spot and you
00:29:21| have as little it's like they cover up all the tears they're just a sprinkling of napkins tissues sorry I'm French Canadian it's funny you said when you shave and cutters oh mmm oh I thought
00:29:36| you're gonna pick somebody that was a an Olympic athlete because they're kind of celebrities nope these are real slightly pinkies actually are famous for a reason not because they
00:29:46| play sports or games yeah these are celebrities that we've all looked up to since we were children leaders in the community people who help out people who really affect our lives
00:29:57| not Olympians make money a brand is over we challenge Harry from Harry and the Hendersons many out alfe yeah it's a shave hmm after Sunanda a tyrannies he's all hair volumetrically he's smaller oh
00:30:19| but he's also more puppet like so I think Harry has a bigger advantage he's more you can you use Nair on animals oh man look we cover them both in their
00:30:33| nose like his hair so thick I don't think it would get to the root for Harry Alf has some some skin on its face I think it could slowly migrate over his scalp what would Harry look like without
00:30:47| here oh my god I wouldn't want that coming at me like I think it's scarier than a sasquatch don't look like oh man swinging ooh where's that chuckles like he's an alien
00:31:03| mm-hmm we got something weird going on obviously both of them look like hairless cats there aren't many hairy ááá Lian's out there like no one ever portrays an alien
00:31:13| is hairy I did out was real I think huh well anyway we're gonna donate as many pounds of hair as dollars to a charity of the winners whatever dude yeah since they're fictitious I don't know how I'll
00:31:31| take it I will agree to that yes double the money yeah quadruple the amount of hair I will remove from my body oh wow it's like Chewbacca
00:31:46| I think Chewbacca and Harry would probably have a good probably but she's blocking might be real whoo years in the future maybe baby word of the day if speciesism hmm I thought it was a funny
00:32:03| word because you can be prejudiced against something for it being a different species like prejudice against cows or orangutan it's interesting except that I saw an entire with the PD
00:32:16| article that was like 4,000 terms long and healthy sections and I was like really I couldn't find an individual species that's prejudiced and had a name measure though species well I was
00:32:31| thinking more like um giraffe asanas someone who's prejudiced against her anus I found out upward like that oh these as my word of the day but didn't find one
00:32:42| like raccoons like it's prejudiced against ranked most people are because they go through their job you tell I was watching the Olympics and South Korea has a raccoon lounge where you get to
00:32:55| play with raccoons while you get your drinks really yeah and they look cute and cuddly and I was like this isn't the raccoon that I know well you know rabies is incurable past a certain point it is
00:33:07| you don't know I didn't know that yeah that's why it's one of the more deadly diseases if you get rabies in it last was a cycle like six days four days a week I have no idea whatever the cycle
00:33:19| is once it get past the part where you start fearing wood or maybe nothing right do you hear people get rabid right thing as soon as that's why as soon as you get attacked by any wild animal they
00:33:32| want to get rabies shot because if they don't get to it within 48 hours or something it's incurable it's in your brain you will die from rabies really after yeah after a certain point it's
00:33:43| got like a hundred percent kill reality right yeah thank you bring science to something good apparently you don't know it's okay the problem is I think rabies is so it's kind of notice a noticeable
00:34:01| it's rare but it's also weird like who foams at the mouth fears wood or scratches whatever - oh it's weird you have animal scratches like you know what I mean everyone play give him the rabies
00:34:11| shot we got out of back on my third grade school said he had rabies and he was like spitting at the mouth he did not have rabies but it wasn't anyone I know it's funny because I took my mom
00:34:22| and my mom called his mom and they made one of those like well what's your son okay and it's like oh because he has rabies the only is 48 hours yeah dad Jennifer you don't want your
00:34:39| kid to be dead from Raley's oh man good finish that was perfectly sink was just an episode right now well I wanted to talk about the one thing that I did yesterday I got the super tiny expensive
00:35:10| thing that I just need to insert right into my computer which was this how you bought it yeah I know why I bought I bought the super version so there's like the whole the Evo Samsung
00:35:24| what's different don't mean the difference is that this is like 10 times faster than the other one how fast is it I think it's like 36 hundred megabytes per second well what
00:35:37| are they usually go buddy rpm nah what are you talking about mechanical age what is this say silver bronze gold platinum ultra platinum hard drive is measured in RPMs write a standard
00:35:54| mechanical hard drive on electro one that's an and NAND is a hundred so this is like 30 times faster 36 if you want to be accurate to my math earlier is that why you didn't have the last part
00:36:10| of the mods prepared as much you're busy preparing your numbers on your SSD oh no I'm having was it Aliyah 500g bytes this is $200 this is cyber geek fighter gig you saw the finder geek I kind of let
00:36:27| him yeah it's not bad I 500 megabyte for 80 bucks it's a 500 gig it's funny because I moved files from the shitty hard drives to all of that one and then I didn't have a reason
00:36:38| to use it yet but I was like I'm just gonna copy files onto the same drive even though they're the same just to watch it and it was faster a lot faster I was like run have you run a program
00:36:48| oh no but I will I will feel the speed yeah I'm good that's exactly what I will do oh yeah dude that game is gonna run butter super super smooth
00:36:59| I can't wait to load faster than you and just be playing the game and be like we and there's be waiting I have four monitors that are 1k peace yeah yeah yeah I'm immersed I understand they're
00:37:20| all around me what if I have a 4k monitor and a regular monitor they can go next doctor backwards that changed something leave them down on to resolutions I don't know they had shit
00:37:31| there's a game that my my room I played that was like command or some shit I don't fucking know but like deliberately had like the game and like a mini-map that was on the second
00:37:42| screen like it was intended to have two screens that's pretty cool yeah except the game sucked like it had no I like watching him play it was incredibly boring but that's how it goes
00:37:56| so Samsung SSD it doesn't suck I mean that's pretty good its price it's supposed to be the best it was $200 off of some place that didn't charge tax I'm not going to mention that website
00:38:10| because it felt like something that usually sits in your refrigerator or like as soon as you open the door not butter the other one margarine no you don't keep your chicken periods up
00:38:24| they're new yeah yeah well yep like it was I got credit there maybe I think that yeah did you did you did you get the this is a personal talk here you guys can shut off
00:38:41| now everyone PC talk we get a little hot under the collar the city makes actually a major nerd yeah I hide it but then I'm like oh this is incredible except that in know the speed of our drives
00:38:58| apparently that's SD yeah use rotations per minute so what do what did you did you I had a deal for a hundred bucks for that hundred gig not cuz this is a different form factor it plugs already
00:39:13| and it's got like a I Neil m2 slot or whatever yeah yeah no I didn't I didn't pull the trigger on anything I've been here's my big problem you get excited a little too wait no so I get
00:39:25| excited for um statistics the new games coming out with for head I'm thinking I could use a 4k monitor right I'm sure like yeah what say I could get one for formalin bucks it's a decent I've done
00:39:40| not done hold on we get a whole new upgrade it's ridiculous hold on I'm not done I'm not done this is the problem I overclocked my processor which was I bought it
00:39:49| bigger than I needed I do it I don't care I'll do it I'm a man hmm I overthought my ram because there's a setting to whatever I'm like it's 16 gigs of RAM I over pocket
00:40:00| because why not like everything I have is streamlined fast you can hear it my no going on no it's it's fairly quiet here's note there's one bottleneck and it's a pretty important one my video
00:40:13| card for 970 970 yeah now 1980s came out the 10 80s came out 10 seventies came out and now they're thinking of a new one yeah like 20 40s or something right it's
00:40:26| gonna be ridiculous yeah problem is if you are a 4k gaming I probably need a new video core so now I need to buy a monitor and a video card oh and crypto mining has ruined the
00:40:39| video card you can buy one because it's so ridiculous there shouldn't be if we're not in price since I bought it we bought it at around the same time in a mine was what 300 bucks yours is around
00:40:55| the game I got this I got the 979 yeah get the box it's good I kinda want to pull it out whooping wait so I also have SLI I could run to nine 70s yeah I could do that but mine was a special edition
00:41:09| oh so you have that too in the special edition yeah not gonna happen gonna buy it and it don't replace nail anyway yeah being the same you do now is you did three years ago or whatever
00:41:23| luckily I own a big stock and I've held it for a long time yeah it's crazy has it gone up crazy it's like 30 times holy crap holy crap it has gone up a lot that's why I'm so low hmm okay to our
00:41:44| yes good 5 minute we got excited we got a little excited there about technology Oh PC chatter anyway come back everyone who was sure I got a I got to start writing down my words cuz I had word
00:42:00| word of the day it was right there and I just just a little miss a little amiss oh it ineffectual that was good one because my my son had his bottle and like usually
00:42:13| like he liked wine so he tries to throw it and this time he didn't even like pick it up he lifts he kind of lifted it up and just kind of like tossed it and he looked at me like you know they means
00:42:23| but I was like yeah but I was like that didn't really actually really hit a chord and he like he's he's learning my batteries thanks pushing them everyday yeah yeah he recently celebrated some
00:42:36| happy events is he they have a good time is the Payoneer asked more now is he he's becoming too smart now I guess they understand if they can like pull your strings emotionally and they start
00:42:48| trying to figure out if they can make you do stuff boundaries is the big thing yeah right and when they can when crying works maybe this will work when this doesn't work crying worth it when that
00:42:58| doesn't work there's a third thing work when that doesn't work this aggression work like they're like Jesus I like popping the switches they're just like rapidly like I said no I didn't say try
00:43:15| a new way to get it yeah I'll learn eventually let's talk about disease like what do you want to talk about disease for huh like what what aspects the worst the best the best disease how about that
00:43:30| one off the list of nine or eight or seven that shows up 77 worst diseases in history did you know how they did that because everyone copied the exact same list are they from the CBC or some
00:43:42| garbage no they all just copied the same list I've tried to figure out if it was like number deaths per year that would be one data set no they say they all used a conformed data set that used
00:43:55| number of deaths per year mortality rate once you've contracted the disease the disease spreading how new it is and how much of the pandemic it could become but it's like the game pandemic like if it's
00:44:14| there's two persons that there's two versions plague a pandemic huh this plate plagues the one with the planes and the ships and all and you
00:44:25| have to transpose man I think maybe the same guy made two different games for the people who use different Burbridge such as you and myself oh yeah well the point I was making is that if it's too
00:44:40| deadly it doesn't go anywhere so like the deadliest thing known to man priory killed but somebody dead killed itself honestly it probably wouldn't though you don't think it would spread
00:44:52| anyway I think it would kill off a village like if it dropped in New York City it might kill off all New York City but then you don't think it would spread people go in and out of New York every
00:45:04| day if it was too deadly if it killed somebody in like an hour like it's not gonna go these usually take at least a week or so yeah what is the fastest disease oh yeah what's
00:45:17| that's security didn't look that up interesting all right and I'll go over a little bit here you look up the disease that kills the fastest now I wanna know diseases I can kill within 21 at 24
00:45:32| hours one whole day is one Bellaire form and uh yeah mission impossible - they created two diseases or they created a disease and the cure I already see - was I'll be too
00:45:51| cloudy Cruz he rides a motorcycle it kicks everyone death I can't get distracted I'm gonna search for plumbing Penelope Cruz oh she's up there in my list yeah she's a hot looker in this one
00:46:05| everyone hates Mission Possible - because it was all crap but I thought is one of the funniest and louie's ever seen there are actually a lot of diseases that will kill you in 24 hours
00:46:14| but I don't want to listen I don't want to say them all I'm trying to summarize them is it offensive or you find a popular one I've heard of then what I mean there's MRSA let's go with MRSA
00:46:26| which is like oh yeah staph resistant bacteria yeah yeah so what I think I think I had Marissa rolling I know I've seen people that have had it and like it starts
00:46:40| eating away their skin like it's almost like a lumbering it's it's like a leprosy comedy leprosy is that on your finger and I think a guy who I knew my girlfriend's ex-girlfriends friend in
00:46:54| college he got it from the Schuylkill River that at Christiana River yeah he's a row and it got on his leg or his arm I've read it just like totally ate the skin but I mean it was awful but he was
00:47:04| fine till exactly like physically cut off chunks of skin to save him right I don't know because he's I don't think no we call him with like big chunk of skin missing if I don't go back there's a
00:47:24| list of them though there's a lot of what I can kill you in 24 hours no unless she's eating bugs other ones are like I don't even want to mention them because they don't count it doesn't
00:47:35| count it's not a bug it's not a virus it's not a bacteria like stroke like stroke is it will kill you immediately but that's not yeah that's not a bug bubonic plague
00:47:44| that's a good one it says it's on the list meningitis center of Australia if you trust Australia's scientific community oh oh oh what oh shit
00:48:03| Australia come on did you know between the seventeen to eighteen hundreds in Australia they had a little thing called smallpox mmm which is still around well hold on when British people were
00:48:14| colonizing Australia it was fucking British people 50 percent of the Aborigines Wow those natives man the native there kill how do you think oh yeah they said that
00:48:26| about the same thing Native Americans get killed by they as smallpox and then things through no man it Mars your face and scars you all up and just not a good not a good disease you don't
00:48:37| want that disease what are you're a crazy one malaria there are 500 million cases a year now that could be the same case again if you didn't die from it a year louder now but there are constantly
00:48:55| what was the number of deaths I actually didn't have the number you haven't for malaria 2 million per year died of malaria paramos bars have it die from it unless it takes ten years and that's up
00:49:08| yeah well again like 2 million doesn't have a reference like how many people how often do you think someone dies from malaria in the world like it's a good point
00:49:21| not in America none Canada Mexico South Africa Africa yeah but but like if you had some if you had 2 million people in front of you how often would someone die from that like like the people that are
00:49:35| going to die like if you had a whole like the whole years worth of deaths and they're all standing in front of you like 2 million people are burning you died yeah and they're all going to die
00:49:43| like how often would they fool now oh no yeah every 20 seconds someone would fall down really yeah so that's someone dying every like 3 people dying a minute that's a crazy number and that's not
00:50:01| even like this the biggest disease now what we're talking about right now these are all called endemics because they're global diseases we're not talking about like a year but on pandemic is Greek for
00:50:17| all people Wow well that was weird because it doesn't even say that we're disease or anything why I think it's like Pangaea I guess it's all genius like all land or
00:50:32| yeah there's some other use of pan today that I listen to and I forget it was on a podcast I'm gonna say it now I'm gonna say it damn it Danny ambiguous oh so I
00:50:46| look up like aids right now it's estimated thirty six point seven billion people have AIDS how many thirty six point seven I mean it's a huge number but then you
00:51:01| start talking about like Black Plague which we might discuss it there's me which doesn't sound crazy so black plague or AIDS thirty six point seven million people have it this is a
00:51:13| million new infections reported out here this is one of those how many people died thank you okay I'd say like half a million 1 million Wow okay I saw as same right are
00:51:27| you're in the ballpark I mean you got the idea it's not like forty million or all of them died it's like 1 million of the 36 that reportedly have it die every year so one of those things that they
00:51:39| purportedly say is mostly related to the gays but that I don't know if that's necessarily true and Africa right yeah Africa it's like all sorts of rumors about it but like it's one of those ones
00:51:51| that I'll wait at least a little true yeah it's one of those ones that like if you have it and your your viewer I'll so you're like sexually active it's like that's like oh like I don't I don't know
00:52:07| but I don't know like it's it isn't a prize someone with murder someone people who deliberately had sex because you could be one yeah they'd yeah I think they did I think they did and I found
00:52:18| they found that person guilty because they wanted it I think I think if you knowingly have a disease you're not allowed to transmit it if you know what if you have like a little bumps on your
00:52:28| pee pad you're like that illegal I have no idea maybe it is there like a small claims court yeah you have to ask your woman [Laughter]
00:52:45| so in the middle of all these terrible diseases I decided you know if there's a disease that will make me a better human being it doesn't exist and someone decided to name a disease best disease
00:53:03| someone named one yeah I guess it was their last name it this causes blindness a genetic condition some that you're born with and then just it affects your eye and
00:53:21| eventually you go blind you can't you read writers watch today 3/9 disease does the one thing very simple yeah but what an asshole it calls a best disease you're sure was an American you've got
00:53:36| the best disease like you won't see any here no dick how do you do that the best one yeah and people will be like you can't tell people like what you have thank god doc
00:54:02| so what like nothing you'll good one oh that's terrible mobile silence moment of silence for those with the best disease yeah I had a moment and I can help myself
00:54:22| visually okay I didn't want to touch them and also resistant mmm-hmm how the body defends itself or what we can talk about that most dangerous diseases are the ones can I notice all of them seem
00:54:44| to do this Ebola attacks the not t-cells dendrites I think though the bet the dendrites are like nerves that transmit southerners it's the same thing in your brain like
00:54:59| you if you can't transmit through the dendrites then you can't think inside what a bowl does different dendrite there's a the immune system in human body hands on like it's the different
00:55:15| cells that are considered good guys like white blood cells t-cells mm-hmm I think and right is one that sounds in drugs another cell dented right I'm telling it wasn't I don't think it was the nerve I
00:55:31| know you're talking about there is dendrites in the brain yeah yeah I think this is a cell that's more of a um when there's invasion by foreign bodies this is just one of the I call it the body's
00:55:43| there's like a b-cell I think like there's a b-cell that is as a thing too I'm telling you they're like fifty good guy a new cell responds things like one causes the inflammation one cause things
00:55:56| if you the curves extend cuz I cast an cuz in the cursor over and there's expand the YouTube video people if you want on Ebola yeah and I thought you're looking at that I was searching 5050
00:56:18| good guy immune system cell look up every cell involved in immunity cells immunity cells it's all for anyway dendritic you're all allow you feed your sites
00:56:43| yeah well was it I'll say the sentence because it sounds ridiculous when I read it the innate leukocytes include the fascia sites macrophages neutrophils and dendritic cells dendritic must be the
00:56:58| ones that hang out near that's again I think dendritic cells probably protect your nerves sure we're gonna get we're both right is that what you want - sure yeah
00:57:09| anyway um you see me argue with my wife yeah oh my god [Laughter] but most of these really crazy infectious diseases whether it's eight
00:57:25| malaria Ebola a lot of them tend to hide from the immune stuff by attacking the immune system at least attacking the immune system part that has to communicate with the rest of the immune
00:57:38| system like there's these guys that hang around like the bodyguards and they kind of like body up on anything that seems foreign in the body and then from there they send out messages that say like hey
00:57:49| I got some homeys over here let's let's crack down and then things like T cells and stuff show up and then like white blood cells and like all these crazy things start coming and swarm in and
00:57:59| just beat the hell out of it just good thing these really deadly viruses do is they attack the t-cells whether it's the bodyguard or whoever they pack him and they they take his body and they started
00:58:16| using it all the resources all the ATP it builds up although order it has energy whatever they start reproducing like crazy and the whole time they reproduce and nothing nothing Crazy's
00:58:28| getting sent out to the rest of the body so it doesn't react to it and meanwhile you can have millions of these little cells that are filling up with the virus and eventually they have a burst at once
00:58:37| and now instead of 1 million viruses you have like a million million viruses or whatever exploding all over the body there's a revocation or easier as they seem to always target the liver not all
00:58:50| of them but um malaria did type this did I think cólera did I could be wrong a couple these delivery filtered your blood or something right does gets out of filter comes Hassan to talk to me
00:59:05| here but they all seem to go to the liver I don't know that aids and they go there and like they wreak havoc upon your liver and a lot of them essentially a
00:59:17| lot of these things eat up the cells and cause you to bleed out like there's being the more ml yeah right see by you starts pumping in water and blood into these areas and it's the cell
00:59:29| lining is rips like all these cells are messed up so it just floods the area and that's why you lose most of your water your body's you become dehydrated you have diarrhea chilled breathing like all
00:59:40| this stuff happens to you have you ever seen like um I think there's like a like penicillin when they use it on bacterial cells like virus doesn't wanna viruses but like the cells that cause disease
00:59:52| very yeah it would it would literally like rip apart their like their skin like their skin would burst right that would penicillin does because they all do something different penicillin must
01:00:04| get inside the bacteria and then you rode the walls so everything inside if I carry I was doing all this work is just like yeah whose group it makes it yeah it makes it like all kind of funky and
01:00:15| then they start like absorbing water and then is blue so they have all different kinds of antibacterial antibiotics and they all do different things one of them does something like that it rips over
01:00:23| the cells so that guess what you're screwed it pops like a balloon makes me laugh there's a bunch that actually make the bacteria slow down when they must have some connectors in
01:00:38| them to connect to everything inside the cell so just becomes like glue like all these little everything they're sending like their messages inside everything they want to do get rid of waste like
01:00:47| everything is they sticks this thing so it's like this big sticky bomb it's like they can't do anything so they can't reproduce they can't move they can't do anything they can't get rid of waste so
01:00:56| you just sit there and don't do anything and then adventure the white blood cells everything's mmm it's like they're gonna run alright and there's a whole bunch of other stuff that antibiotics do put
01:01:06| certain cells large tricks to get rid of it like there's certain bacteria that now have a pump you know if they can get rid of these antibiotics it's like just shoot
01:01:16| it out yeah right before they can do all this and it's like whoa how do they do yeah you son of a bitch but obviously that bacteria is going to survive and teach other bacteria that's the craziest
01:01:28| thing is that you have not only is this like a human trait is that it's like a mammalian trait so all the mammals on the world can get these diseases and as humans
01:01:39| were morons because we're feeding cattle like millions of cattle these antibacterial medications that we use and pigs and pigs and they allow them to gin like just mutate all these bacteria
01:01:55| you're creating a superb like we're creating a super bug right now right it's only a matter of time before it takes flight like changes swine flu or avian flu and then it hits us and then
01:02:07| all of a sudden we don't have any antibiotics that are working on it okay well that's the great fear is that we will we've created m and D are men constant drugs multi drug-resistant okay
01:02:22| all right same idea we've created all these strains there actually is an MDR TB tuberculosis that's out there's an M V R there's a couple nd ours that are out that no one really can use
01:02:33| antibiotics to get rid of hmm and it's a little scary but those are I want to say common antibiotics readily available ones yeah even even top-secret once I think there's a name for the one that
01:02:47| they use like use in hospitals yeah there's um call my son had a potential for something I'll go through a personal story good so like it my son had like an issue with breathing and respiratory
01:03:01| stuff it was not related but what they do is they test his like where his spine would be because he's still in like he was very young at the moment so like they they test a spinal fluid to see if
01:03:12| he has some sort of like infection in his nerves and spinal fluid and like when they do that your skin naturally has all of these I forget what they're called but they have they're like it's
01:03:22| bacteria but it has like all sorts of nasty nasty stuff on top of it like your body naturally defends itself because it has a layer of skin to protect it so when they test his spine they puncture
01:03:32| through his skin and then they suck up these cells so the cells that are on the top of the skin show that he has a viral infection so I think it was like vancomycin or something that they pumped
01:03:42| through him because they were unsure of if they had caused it themselves or if you actually had this infection they don't that chicken we did we cause it testing or did we but
01:03:54| I did they did cause it via testing but they have these like secret weapons in the hospital that they control personally right they have a crazy would you say it was called something Meissen
01:04:05| vancomycin is it also a antibiotic so mmm-hmm I took for my tooth wasn't that mice and it was a different mice in but on so they they have these secret weapons they don't sell to the general
01:04:17| public because they like to keep on them yeah because people only take half their dosage and then flush it down the toilet right or take them for no reason because they have a cold or something yeah a
01:04:27| virus yep it doesn't help right so all these things create the super bacteria and I think the ultimate thought is on one level that will create this one bacteria that's resistant everything in
01:04:40| the wipeout 30 percent of the population which brings us to lack that oh yes I know like that happened between 1347 and over arrived years yeah this is the big it had many recurrences before many
01:05:01| recurrences after if small it's big it's big hit movie was Black Death 147 to time so that is it that was one third of the population in Europe I don't know the world not the world everyone says
01:05:20| the world it was just in Europe but but still I read it was up to like 60% of Europe am i right at 59 is what I read but like I bring it back to like there's like if there's two
01:05:39| million people that are going to die pull area in front of you someone's gonna die every 20 seconds like the other version is like if you're in Europe and you have a family of your
01:05:50| parent haven't you yeah eight or and their siblings are very rich sure you've lost do you probably have like one remaining member of your family if you're lucky that's nuts if you think of
01:06:00| it so your mom you're in two brothers you one sister your other sister almost died but she didn't in fact you get hit by a car the first car ever and doing what God did everyone
01:06:12| left like people just died because what's it the crazy thing is like if you used to live in a city that dense like you're in New York City and like people start dying of this disease you have to
01:06:24| lock yourself up and not touch anybody I guess or do you think some people were naturally immune it doesn't really show up they don't talk about that carriers I'll talk about myself because I got
01:06:36| mono my first year of college I don't know if you remember this yeah I went to my first college party and some would say hey man drink this and I said what is it and they'd go everybody so I drank
01:06:52| that stupid thing and I immediately like I got super hammered I went home felt fine for the first portion of the night and then I was out like I I almost like don't remember the light like the next
01:07:04| two or three weeks cuz I was asleep so it's like certain things I forget what's going with that what would you say before that sorry hey yeah carriers I always blame my uh my high school
01:07:18| girlfriend cuz she was a carrier of mono and she wouldn't admit it she would say Donna I don't mono mono and then like a year later she like she texted me she's like I do I'm a carrier like a woman you
01:07:30| don't take from her I remember this a little bit right yeah so how did that make you more susceptible guess why not when you like mono can like you can sit in your system
01:07:39| until yeah like I can be a carrier had nothing to do with the party it was her mama they eventually activated I don't know I doubt that it if it was it felt like it
01:07:48| was ever clear because it was that's burned when I let's weigh down so like think surviving and alcohol it's very unlikely but like alcohol can be a trigger for starting a disease really
01:07:58| yeah if you if you weaken your own immune system to a point where the disease can then proliferate in the life okay yeah you can take it'll take charge and I think that's what happened well
01:08:11| what's interesting is so [Music] not to bring back to break it down black death bubonic plague spread by rats fleas all that good stuff one third of
01:08:25| the population eventually got it and died from it the thing that I was gonna say um you remember h1n1 I'm gonna I'm gonna bring it back to that in two seconds all right
01:08:37| the one thing that I I went to Pompeii in Rome near Rome Italy and I had to mention it cuz I whatever yeah the way their city was designed which I always thought was pretty awesome so
01:08:52| they literally had like like all these little like I would say villas yeah like a little like apartment kind of things that were like two stories tall and their streets were designed to be like
01:09:02| you know two or three feet deep so you would literally like dump your garbage all your shit like right in the middle the street and then they'd wait for it to rain and then the rain would just
01:09:12| wash it away right I guess the angle yeah yeah but their city was designed on a slope so that it would carry it away eventually well like if you live like in a I don't yeah around what will 1840
01:09:32| better well the bubonic plague is probably yeah there's no way they have like sewage or anything like taking the trash away just laying around yeah so like all agents
01:09:47| are transmitted from dead bodies yeah so you have all these dead bodies people have to handle them there's no way to dispose of them all this stuff spreads rapidly yeah hold up what if there was a
01:09:59| disease that killed people where it wasn't a hundred percent kill rate hmm but it was a hundred percent hey though the dead body rate when they run into a bit of a problem the government they
01:10:12| can't be like fine we'll double your salary well triple it no so then all these bodies start piling up what will they do dude man you have entire cities just
01:10:22| evacuated every dead bodies everywhere how did you walk away leave you will repeat what has been I turn now looking at eight like five hundred thousand a year to come and pick up some
01:10:32| dead bodies and even then would you do it for 500k here say there's a tear in your suit I'd pretend to do it since it was a government job doing it yeah bring us a dead body that does have a
01:10:49| disease it's like well I killed somebody and I injected them with a virus yeah I'd rather do that hmm some crazy stuff so you're on h1n1 flu yes and one that avian or is that flu swine flu is that a
01:11:05| mix that's a V and I think actually it says h5n1 cuz they kill totally killed off so many yeah well so let's say home let's say on Zika even oh that's exactly where I was going because it's his
01:11:18| Olympics Brazil so everything becomes a hot topic yeah so Zika killed 1.5 million people in the world did I don't think that since it started it's it that was over 15 years 15 years
01:11:37| it's weird because I only heard about it like 5 mm 5 or 9 or double-check me I will Oh [Music] which of these clicks do I trust the
01:11:49| most none of them but just keep talking because this is garbage well what I'm getting at is them that that seems like a high number but over the course of the entire disease it's
01:12:04| not that high a number I think it was in the media like it was wildfire like things were crazy well even let's go bird flu because I actually have a number for that it says
01:12:14| like 50 thousand people were killed by bird flu in the world which isn't really that much not at all it was literally the biggest talk in the world it was gonna end the world's the superbug to
01:12:24| kill superbugs it's gonna spread like wildfire meanwhile the Black Death killed one out of every three people in yours and millions of people right just 75 million
01:12:36| people that's crazy so my thinking is that any super boat we get that's resistant to bacteria or antibiotics you will probably find a new antibiotic it kills it
01:12:50| we will probably always be a step ahead I can't guarantee it well I wonder if those are like fake news targeted stories that of it I mean like Zika was it seemed like it was intended to
01:13:06| discourage people from watching the Olympics in Brazil because that was exactly when it was like the people were to go to Brazil either one or to go yeah right I agree and but really nothing
01:13:17| really happened yeah I was reading a story about the cases of Zika in America and most of the time like in the United States Florida had very little cases like it was extremely rare and other
01:13:28| states had like one case one in three cases in one case cases never a state that had like five cases or even more and they attributed they attributed to group what do they call it like fart
01:13:43| what was this mean it I thought they attributed to mosquitoes but they called it a group immunization because like Florida is so susceptible because not that many people have it but once you
01:13:56| have like a herd of people that are have to add it and can't get it again then you like it's gone like that disease can't possibly spread because you have they've already dealt with it so like
01:14:09| part of its like the human body is amazing because you can figure out these diseases and fight it and then on a large scale if all the people learn how to defend themselves then the disease is
01:14:19| worthless like it the disease won't do anything because it has nobody to spread - well that's what I'm getting with a little bit in that everyone kind of fears a bacteria becomes resistant to
01:14:32| let's say beer and licen and whatever the hell is vancomycin they come Ison which they knew some are everyone's afraid that that'll take over the world and now we have nothing to do we'll all
01:14:43| die you know spread like wildfire and we're dead in like six years or six months I guess the scary thing is that the people who don't think we will I'm saying I don't think we will
01:14:52| two people over because hey I think there's crazy things like even your own immunity doesn't know like they're saying this bacteria adapts every of the well or there are people that have it or
01:15:07| there are people that have different immunities or people have different gut flora their people have all different older one stopped it we talk about the factors of one bacteria growing and
01:15:16| changing and whatever in being resistant well there's millions of bacteria antibodies things in your body that change and alter and are different than standard lab results so chances are
01:15:30| nothing will ever totally kill us unless it's alien which brings me to a next page alien viruses what I was gonna say but I have two points one I think most the statistics that are available are
01:15:47| from people that are probably working in hospitals were related to hospitals or universities there are in dense populated areas because people with diseases seek you know yeah the the
01:15:58| premier place to go doctors hospitals hospitals are one of the worst places to get disease are one of the best depending on how you want to look at it the best is you're hungry Bernie yeah so
01:16:12| like if they were to find a disease that they could not defend against hospitals that are centralized and corporate and Congress can go Murray they would never they would never be able to exist
01:16:24| it'd have to be like your hometown doctor which they're probably thoroughly against and then the second point which I already forget I'm gonna have to remember as I talk and I'm gonna keep
01:16:36| talking in tard remember what it is I was thinking about I don't remember yeah damnit I should write these down before I say them anyway um some diseases are scary as shit oh that's what it was Oh
01:16:54| like remember the beginning of 300 where they had like the the Greeks and their Greek so like were misshapen weird yeah anything yeah exactly they had a pile of dead baby bodies which is oh
01:17:08| yeah horrible horrible Greeks so you never know who might have the the drug the resistant portion of their genome so let's say you're a shitty physical body and your immune systems got some stopped
01:17:24| it whoa nobody's got this right if you're that one outlier that has that it's like we should be nurturing everybody so like oh there's we be honest with me for saying yeah do you
01:17:36| think you got were these um cancer AIDS that you'd be okay with treatment obviously not just by yourself you'd be fine you get over it I read that cancer affects like one-third of
01:17:52| the population like somewhat like 130 cancer hurt and what is it 25% of the people and they're like 60s 50s and 60s and 70s let's say you got cancer or AIDS or something this year do you think
01:18:08| you'd have a pretty high chance at success Oh Albie it might cost you money like the authorization it would be awful I'm not saying it would be good but you feel like I'd probably live and I'd be
01:18:17| fine I probably would live I think I was it and if I died it'd be okay well you know I'm a choice I feel yeah wait I'll take it one step further gave me cancer well hold on if I have nothing to live
01:18:34| for like my children a girlfriend my family everyone's dead for some reason and I'm just wandering the earth and people are like oh we found you Nick Nick Nick and I be like why I'm in a
01:18:47| daze can't you see I'm in grief maybe like a superbug is traveling the world a super cancer super AIDS is coming for everyone I'd be like just inject me I'll probably get over in like a week
01:19:00| study might have the resistance I really think cuz I don't get sick look at all I just don't I mean I'll call for a few days or like I'll get uh sniffling nose or whatever
01:19:14| but I don't like people are like don't you have a disease get you or like I like and I tribute to being a dirty individual like if someone website I don't make me like come on dude
01:19:27| whatever it's like someone has food they age then they're sick and they're like can you have this food of like I guess like I just I take one as many terms as humanly possible and they don't make me
01:19:39| sick and I figure it's because I'm a dirty person now he's got my character I don't know I don't know what the word is I don't know what the word is for those people that
01:19:46| grow up in households that are too clean like no no no that's bad news that's not good like those people they cannot handle like normal things it's like allergies yes put on the mask there
01:20:04| they're getting that they're getting their alcohol y-yeah I listen to people folks at home if I do it number one I ain't watching my in wives in my hands never have never will
01:20:21| character anyway I also prepare food if you sign up at the bottom here at the unbanned arena I do scold up under the ambering calm I literally probably come into so many germs every day disgusting
01:20:41| I need on a countertop at work that has been washed in 30 years mmm it's like um what's the fake wood coal or like Formica like oh no no like yeah yeah I know what you're talking
01:20:54| about like it but I don't think station wagons I don't have the fake one on the sign today of it yep um plastic some plastic wrap plastic laminate sure
01:21:06| anyway it's Latin if they got worn down so it's just it's just chunks laminate you better get it in your food but I mean we put everything on there from vacuums that have been used in you know
01:21:17| mentally ill teaching places to you know flooded zones to bars that have been seedy bars in West Philly like it's just it just gets all over everything and I'm like whatever you
01:21:31| think on the hell's on the back of the urinal oh yeah oh yeah dude get on my foot off like give me some money right now and I didn't look for it but like it's there who cares I'll live and I
01:21:42| never get sick so after this podcast I could give it second I may be like wow it all caught up till that once you know the there's a graph that shows like how how how many
01:21:57| of your age died per year and like oh my birthday's coming up in a week ago it better not be it's not there now it's uh it's actually not that well in the beginning of your love from infancy to
01:22:11| like maybe you're like five it spikes yeah and then drops down and then like it's fine until you can drive so sixteen it shoots up and then when you hit like actually because you're taking a this
01:22:25| bar your price table human and then around like 35 years it starts to come back up and then when to eat older it's just like you're you've lived you've done exactly so you're fine you're
01:22:37| you're it somewhere below the average of probably going to die soon yeah well I mean I lived pretty far away from you so I can't really influence whether you die or not oh my god hold on is there an
01:22:54| internet disease yet I can't wait so what you know like Johnny mnemonic on it or you can plug in honey internet over the social media disease they can spread over Facebook or something I would kill
01:23:07| everyone yeah I figured go blind you know there's Louise it hath digital kept a log the disease biologically visual yeah talking travels I think that's crazy but is this
01:23:29| is possible you want to leave it on that note King germs you see Internet huh Wow folks holy smokes votes
01:23:41| holy smokes well um I regret to inform everyone dill Dan is now using fortnight he's playing with his girlfriend she's better than him she's come in third place in a couple
01:24:00| games second place in bubble games huh closest he's got in his 8th place hey psycho hold on he taught her a lesson the arm looks laxative in their drink huh so if you
01:24:17| figured she'd have to keep going to the bathroom during uh like he was playing games with her for like two hours she would help him he figured man was not working through Warren not she's coming
01:24:29| in third place fifth place eighth place coming in 19th place 20th place 22nd fourth place one time who is gonna listen for plays buddy a guy signs placed 39th place under
01:24:46| place whatever he's doing awful she was so frisky she literally jumped on and started going at it mmm and News relaxes yeah talk about a
01:25:02| Cleveland steamer it's like a slow change all the sheets that night and now Dan's into some weird stuff online so I don't know man you got yours in the end huh in the end it was a mess
01:25:29| got a real mess those hands yeah well we like it thank you thanks thanks a lot like check us out somewhere on the Internet we're there just do it reach out and touch someone yeah
01:25:51| oh good night
00:00:26| will not be used against us in a court of law joke this is actually a script it's all right now beforehand tied to joke yeah it's really hard to follow the script and we're staring in each other's
00:00:37| eyes ask us what this podcast was I've actually had two people tell me this independent of each other it's like schools who are deep in the Arctic and they're hungry for food and
00:00:52| the moon is high it's a quiet night if snow everywhere and their gray fur is bristling and they share a couple of mixed drinks over Skype and talk about life wow those are some really play
00:01:05| wolves that's what we do yeah without some of the wolf stuff everywhere I wanted to track a caribou I think I want you to be there as a wolf that awkward transition across the page pretty sure
00:01:49| something oh man don't luncheon someone were really good I can't do them justice by talking about I kind of want to do it now Ted look I'm up I'll move into the next area right so didn't do a
00:02:03| correction fly or swamp below the bed anymore I guess the problem is like an amorphous like No and then look up image search should the other hand uh it's going it's going
00:02:19| quick correction for everyone see if you can see a bunch of the rough I had mentioned that if you have in the last episode if you have an as rock z97 extreme six motherboard that you can go
00:02:33| ahead and use the Radeon seventy seven fifty two gigabyte ddr5 6m the the video card it's on sale right now you can't volume fit I've heard the baby things though my bed is it as rocker is it ass
00:02:50| Rock I always said ass rock but I never heard anybody has a pop but but I only because it's 1s as rock I don't think nerds ever talk about their motherboards allowed yeah do you
00:03:09| think I'm the first person to say that laugh like even if their board meetings and stuff they're like that motherboard and they're like yeah they're like let's call ourselves and I like the CEO writes
00:03:20| down a piece of paper just slides it everyone just kind of nods hmm okay the best one is a Ajit PI oh I didn't see this well that's a great new he turns into a pile of shit a big transformation
00:03:39| is it no it's just a picture of him actually I think I've seen that one before but I don't see it on this there's so many cuz it's Animorphs are actually legit yeah Photoshop they're
00:04:00| bad or something for like a 90s book it's actually like a really good Photoshop yeah how's it Carrie Underwood what's know what's her real name oh sorry Jessica Parker oh yeah tell you
00:04:22| okay it's good it's good IIIi can't I hit a webpage where I had to click through everyone so it's I can't I don't forget it now you slept she'll wear out someone's like
00:04:35| if you do a pug is its only video we're out well sir or ma'am mr. wonderful looks like this is a biweekly podcast it's not worth 10 million dollars 5 distasteful any corrections really all
00:05:00| right Jess before we get too deep into the episode I have to apologize for hitting the wrong button and causing an error right in the middle of our podcast
00:05:11| vidcast whatever this is whatever it will be and we'll ever be primary forever forever I'm very accepting both apologies there was a collector motherboard did
00:05:28| you really no no in fact I just downloaded the final fantasy 15 bench benchmark test mm-hmm you know big that thing was lose like 4 gigabytes for a bench test checks to make sure you could
00:05:46| play it coming out my birthday and uh haven't played one in like four or five years so do like it's so one I almost bought it um when I read it came out for whatever system that came out for and I
00:06:03| was like time to get back in I did all the research it looked awesome and then I was trying to buy it I was like I can't find it anywhere and I like kept researchers getting high scores it just
00:06:11| came out it's really cool I was like fine I'm into it I'll buy it I'll pay the full 50 60 bucks and I looked and it was like a ps4 exclusives and I was like and computer right and it was like nope
00:06:23| huh you came out like 9 months ago or a year ago and then we didn't have a computer for and I was kind of man I was like everything to have a PC for PCs you just automatically get all games enemy
00:06:35| hmm you usually do so me like fine fantasy always makes me remember like I played like maybe one of the games and one of my buddies had it but the game that it reminds me of is phantasy star i
00:06:47| don't know ever played that one ph annecy star and it was actually like a really good game it's the one RPG i played over and over again a little it made me feel like I had Final Fantasy
00:07:00| but it might have been a knockoff but it might have been actual just as good as a Final Fantasy yeah yeah but I would like to make one correction or clarification from the previous episode I wanted to
00:07:14| say that the Olympics wasn't started like by the Greeks it was but it stopped in the middle so like it was like training for military and then this guy back yeah like the wealthiest guy in
00:07:26| Europe the Zappos guy I hope I think you didn't read about him those sneakers Hey hidden out of lighters I thought was lighters I have every yeah Zappos is uh even buy like handbags and stuff shoes I
00:07:43| don't know we're not trying to sell that it's work I'll detract we did not say that the products are awful and cheap yeah and that that bad it's a shitty Amazon
00:07:56| non and organic so the guy in it the guy was APIs and he restarted the Olympics and he was like the wealthiest guy in Europe he just wanted to see like a an event and then BOOM
00:08:09| and then his bones are buried like right in like the beginning of the memorial like it's right in front of the temple or whatever you go it the Olympic temple no it's both got everything about you
00:08:23| know you know like the Olympics now that they finish they're gone yeah they really add my fervor going Oh raging hard fervor folks I had to cover that fervor with some lamb's wool just
00:08:37| [Laughter] so much fervor I think I enjoy watching it I had it on all the time just because it's something else and it's on every ended up wearing it more than other
00:08:54| things it was great it was free cuz over-the-air HDTV for free with new new original content brought to you by Netflix not selling that place shut it on them I use Michael Baba but I'm not
00:09:17| saying buy it back it's crap it's garbage hmm how they're the only basis I liked how did you guys get any um speak of the Netflix did you guys get any new school
00:09:30| shootings down there anything um I mean have you called Florida Texas then maybe but no I meant I don't know I'm after that one Oh after that one this episode is about a
00:09:40| week after the parkland Florida Lakeland our Lakeland Portland okay oh yes shit but they have research it's been on TV old my parkland well if you if you ask somebody on the street like
00:09:52| who died like they'd be like students they wouldn't know who would have names unseen someone names what's really wild is I see a lot of the kids online that survived mm-hmm they're like they're
00:10:04| talking mid shit at the NRA okay no like Republican Talking Heads and they're getting made publicity for it like it's not it's not like someone says oh snap back no whatever and it's like a
00:10:16| meme or something like they're like it's like should we have more guns in school and some of these kids are like no I just watched 18 and my friends died or something and it's like you're a human
00:10:28| piece of garbage here's an actual transcript that's how much money you just got from the NRA last year and it's like everyone's like oh damn but they're getting like hundreds of thousands of
00:10:37| retweets and yeah like no they hate to be backed by somebody though like they're someone else's telling them but I also thought of this there does come a time or a point where someone becomes a
00:10:48| dope or someone becomes famous or someone becomes in the public eye like I mean they could be becoming celebrities in front of us and whether it's celebrities or senators or future
00:11:00| leaders or whatever I think they have potential I was 30 I don't want to do anything like stuck in my ways there's still there's still fire there they're like
00:11:16| I simply dude maybe six or ten or that's about it many good years left hey everybody right so I say you know maybe we're watching them rise up it could be a good thing yeah you imagine
00:11:30| like six senators come from this high school or something we're like the products teacher president all this other stuff like it's possible yeah it is it is me I just got
00:11:41| a good feeling about these kids I think you're gonna like did you see the arm was it Rubio had to do the UH the meeting in Florida and talk to all these people
00:11:53| oh yeah like are you gonna stop and he's like well we're gonna research stuff and someone like someone's dad's like crying looking at him and like front of all these people and they're like he's like
00:12:04| it says last year you accepted $50,000 from the NI and something else and you won't change your gun laws can you at least just stop accepting money and he goes well we're gonna look
00:12:13| at everything and and and dad's like crying it he's gonna strangle him and all these people in the auditorium were like screaming and I'm like he's like you know they're laughing you know I
00:12:25| know we try not to get political here I'm just saying from a from a human standpoint it there's definitely something wrong when like you can pay you can pretty much pay off a politician
00:12:37| to play your line it's probably not a good idea we'll put it that way hey either side and only sale that hey President of the United States from Florida I was thinking you know there's
00:12:51| never been any presidents from Florida right and I looked there's never guessed it was like I'm actually YZ from North Carolina but no most of them were in look Florida and I don't know that we'll
00:13:06| ever be Florida actually hmm I'm calling it now they will never be a president from Florida how long this is post mark it's like it's around our videos gonna last
00:13:19| forever indefinitely so what does the internet does oh yeah which sure they're saying the poles might switch you think I can mess up a pocket we might have every bit four thousand years yeah we
00:13:32| might have some blemishes which are purely due to poles flipping north and south south and north it's so hard to keep them straight anyway it's kind of how you got through college
00:13:43| flipping poles right you talked about spinning poles yeah sure whatever something Popol you ever see a man spin up a pole no you the what the barbershop yeah do you think anyone ever got the
00:14:04| barbershop pole tattooed on their Kehoe I don't know you see that figure skater with the USA tattooed on her thigh in a song it just like open yeah I guess I don't know what about like penis tattoos
00:14:18| that's a thing right can you get that some dude I saw this on reddit some dude tried to brand an arrow into his forearm infected well yes and they held the brand for about eight or ten seconds and
00:14:32| they said when they brand cattle they only hold it for like two seconds yes that the thing the thing got infected and like completely burned a hole like like through the top layer of skin like
00:14:45| more than it like it I guess they had to be like a first degree burn and I'll say Internet burn anybody but I think if the internet burns with a word burn you could add sure is like that
00:14:58| light saber kid he's scarred for life emotionally which is much hard like a burner yeah right millionaire I don't know if you tube existed he's probably raking in the cash you probably just
00:15:12| made 10,000 bucks off of us talking about him a different one but he had a penis because the arrow turned in yeah so much yeah so I went on a date with a guy who uh-oh
00:15:37| mentioned in a previous podcast like it's like friend a friend your best friend ish right but but I don't know cuz what's your thirty it's not like you go around meeting new people especially
00:15:47| if you're domesticated look at animal oh yeah yeah life you have my boundaries and you have to stay within them and then a lot of events you go to where other domesticated males are you don't I
00:15:58| mean they're all huddled together and then we have to figure out what things we have in common whether it's sports or music or video games or something it's almost like you're an inert like cloud
00:16:08| of gas until you're not and then if you're not then you have to battle like Rams and you get thrown out of your house if you lose anyway a good friend of mine who was a good friend Bob we'll
00:16:24| call him James like so let's say music I do and I was like that I listen to really crazy music so I was like that's awesome he likes video games and stuff like that there's a pretty cool dude so
00:16:35| my age like everything so he keeps talking about going to a concert and never go last Monday it's like you want to go see intervals and I was like I think intervals off let me check out the
00:16:47| ticket prices where is it then Phil even look cool go go I'll do it let's do it let's go alright it's just me and him like no other friends no other people like what's gonna be like
00:16:58| we can hold hands oh man I could sense it so I looked it up $19.00 after after the Ticketmaster fees what Plus what I don't know it whatever I get arguable 19 bucks I have to go I
00:17:14| like intervals whatever like he's hacking the internet to get you there listen I know I had to look him up myself cuz he has a I was still going one of those things where I was like
00:17:23| I'll go are you still going yeah No No maybe sure okay I'm not a girl Sumida bar or whatever we yeah get a couple drinks we're having a good time there's an arcade bar we actually played a the
00:17:39| Ninja Turtle or taking and experience our diverse mmm-hmm badass I was like but I didn't know him so I couldn't it was hard to talk trash like that I do get my humor
00:17:55| really God hey hey girlie man you want me to kick your ass in a dress oh I'm just kidding man I like everybody you enemy oh man so anyway we have a good time whatever
00:18:07| playing video games have a couple of drinks go to the concert the opener was just finishing up like this is awesome so next group comes out and I said what the heck's the name of the group before
00:18:18| intervals he says Jason Jason Richardson group I was like all right whatever give a damn so some guys coming out and he's got this like long hair he looks like a burnout and he's tuning guitars I figure
00:18:31| he's just the tuning guy so you'll please listen to what the - shout at him - oh you gonna have to shout at him but like I'll rush out good thing I'm I'm Sean positive stuff so he picks up habit
00:18:43| he plays a Sabbath riff I'm like whoa for fairies wear boots or whatever you know like that will be the song like I'd be like that'd be a cool song of life so he picks up and he plays this super rare
00:18:56| song by Nick Johnston who's like when I hear cars all of remarkably human so I went Nick Jobs did remarkably human and I'm looking around like do they only even know that song and no one knows it
00:19:07| and the guy looks at me he keeps tuning this guitar and he ignores me and I'm like dude no one else is gonna get your reference like just give me my chops give me come on I'm on your side so like
00:19:21| two minutes later just two other guys from the other band come out and they start pick up their instruments and he's playing guitar I'm like is this Trent Richardson or Jason Richardson whatever
00:19:30| it all he's like I have no idea were googling I'm like it doesn't look like him he fucking he starts playing remarkably human the CD and I'm like I think it's Nick Johnson and he's like I
00:19:40| don't know who you're talking about and I I turn to the guy next to me go I don't know I'm like is this Nick Johnston and he's like I don't know who you are all these people and it was it
00:19:50| turns out is Nick Johnson and he's playing my favorite CD of like the past year or two or three and I was like there's only like 150 people here and I'm like going nuts I'm like this is
00:20:01| like a secret concert that I got for 19 bucks and I was like and I'm trying to help it like yo Jim this is Nick Johnson it's big good Duke he stole the whole show he was better than the next guy the
00:20:19| Jason Richardson he was better than the the main group intervals dude he killed it and the guy James really enjoyed kept like alberni like really yeah they're just so good and it felt so awesome
00:20:35| because I had always wanted to see this guy live and never thought I would and uh intervals comes on and it was alright you know bouncing around a little bit he goes like hey we seen enough let's just
00:20:45| roll I was like yeah let's just roll roll and he was like I'm gonna talk about I was like I'm going to work in your home and we went our separate ways and I was like he's not even the same
00:20:56| fast-food place now now I figure I feel I was pushing it too far I think he lives like 20-30 minutes away you gotta play a little coy yeah and a little bit so we had a great great night and I
00:21:09| literally saw a secret concert for me for $19 like how can you show up at a venue and your favorite CDs getting played live that's awesome really made my week I've been listening to Nick
00:21:23| house and now ever since Nick were those Oh Nick Johnston remarkably human it's a really good fitment remarkably human you'll find it just listen to it every but it's really good you know when I
00:21:39| wrote him remarkably human I wrote it in like some rash so it looks like it robot wrote it well I think skeletons wrote it in his because this album cover looks like skeletons hmm they're
00:21:53| probably don't have very good dexterity right I don't know that fat or skin or stuff getting in the way maybe they do perfect calligraphy or they complete would be here to hear folks
00:22:08| violent I drank quite a bit already surprisingly I did not expect to just drink lling all this brown water which if you had to let's say a fairy King down and wave the wand over you it was
00:22:23| like from now on every time you have to poop it's just gonna disappear like I get a poop and then just it leaves your body you don't have to poop there's no negative side effects or the theory
00:22:33| comes down and ways it's one and I gotta pay and you go to the bathroom it's like ding it disappears which would you rather lose would you give up pooping or ping do get the bad side of pooping to
00:22:44| like diarrhea like did Perry just takes foot boom oh yeah but you don't get to take any satisfying poop so yeah this came up like a year ago or so and with us some song no I
00:22:58| think it was a run it was a dissen berry that like a woman actually posted that she was like sat like she was very satisfied with her poops and then it'd be disturbing it would disturb her not
00:23:09| to poop anymore yeah I think it would so then he has a gun a good one come on yeah sometimes it's just like plunk and you're just like oh yeah kind of good and then like if you had it suck
00:23:27| sometimes when like right you have diarrhea or something on or it's like the fifth time today something I ate something like that's I wouldn't mind losing that like if you've been peeing
00:23:38| is super awesome too yes because it is very when you're super drunk and you just have so much used oh I would think of it as like puking and pooping like it's those are the two things that
00:23:50| define whether you're sick or not like if you could never say like I puked my guts out or like oh like people would never like try to one-up you if he said like I was just sick
00:24:04| and but I mean puking kind of thoughts say that oh it definitely does okay good yeah there's no well do you think bulimic satisfaction from that I bet they feel satisfied immediately after
00:24:20| okay it's already done you're nervous you can get screwed up so that you feel like or like your throat is your your anus and like you're if you're bulimic you
00:24:32| probably might feel good who knows don't you think so Nick with me neck what I hear you that's not change the way you burp hold as long as possible I think sex really
00:24:57| weird what I mean about react to this one more so you're watching a porn out you're like you know that a long time yeah I don't watch pornos Nick if you were forced to at gunpoint okay then I
00:25:21| would for the life of you and I understand yes and you got like seven videos in you start getting into weirder weirder stuff cuz you don't by connected videos you find one and you're like this
00:25:33| is the one and then in the middle of the porn video someone who looks exactly like you in fact do you think it's you walks out in front of the camera looks directly into your eyes and says stop
00:25:46| what you're doing before it's too late and they look at the camera for a little bit to make sure you stop cuz I'm sure everyone would stop at that point early are they woman no no it's you and
00:25:57| it's just you walk out clothes in front of this sex scene you stop I don't arouse myself so I'd have to stop but get close to I mean it's really not sexy something weird is going on and then
00:26:09| you're like hold on maybe it's a loose nation so you're trying to figure it out you pause the video and rewind to the exact spot where you appeared on-screen mm-hmm and you can see yourself come
00:26:19| back on screen again I was thinking you're gonna say they're livestream of all of a sudden it to you on the screen and then like all these women are really enjoying you deep down
00:26:34| that's a damn corner fantasy on something here it happens you're fully clothed you walk in from the poor now like in front of the camera you know I don't know what the imminent dangerous
00:26:44| it's like it might be nothing maybe just someone who looks like you and it's a spoopy Porton that decided this would be great as parlor I'm gonna stop doing the drugs next because there's no way I
00:26:59| finish there's no way that I finished that's how that the full sentence have you put it together without the pause yeah but I do maybe not I don't know depends maybe weird seeing yourself on
00:27:17| video anywhere where you weren't and I thought would it be weirder if you tried to pause it and you went back in it with missing i'm panderers i comment she shows your you and my our faces together
00:27:28| right in the middle o looking at the camera like you should stop this yeah that no that have your the last time that i was forced to watch porn it an advertisement happened to right in the
00:27:38| middle and i was like who's yet do you remember that's probably like penis enlargement or something stupid oh my god okay well that's not that bad i mean it would be worse if it was like an
00:27:49| ad where a child is getting into a car seat it's like fuck your children before they die that's like wow he's just I don't have to tell me that your end yeah make sure the seat belts are tight
00:28:09| enough when they wear a winter jacket sometimes properly placed them in the seat and you're just okay shoulder straps go over the shoulder the losing it here I'm losing it well think you I
00:28:33| think it is time everyone buckle yeah oh yeah it you're tall enough to ride this ride Sharon whoo I wait so long for this moment now that it's come now you just need a
00:28:54| snack an idiot huh yeah hi I need some napkins and some tissues Oh tiny t-shirt here Oh a lot of tiny did you sitting right next to the computer everybody you're feeling yeah a single
00:29:11| tear it's the size of the tissue perfectly this place is all the water it's like it's like when you cut yourself with a razor in this little blood spot and you
00:29:21| have as little it's like they cover up all the tears they're just a sprinkling of napkins tissues sorry I'm French Canadian it's funny you said when you shave and cutters oh mmm oh I thought
00:29:36| you're gonna pick somebody that was a an Olympic athlete because they're kind of celebrities nope these are real slightly pinkies actually are famous for a reason not because they
00:29:46| play sports or games yeah these are celebrities that we've all looked up to since we were children leaders in the community people who help out people who really affect our lives
00:29:57| not Olympians make money a brand is over we challenge Harry from Harry and the Hendersons many out alfe yeah it's a shave hmm after Sunanda a tyrannies he's all hair volumetrically he's smaller oh
00:30:19| but he's also more puppet like so I think Harry has a bigger advantage he's more you can you use Nair on animals oh man look we cover them both in their
00:30:33| nose like his hair so thick I don't think it would get to the root for Harry Alf has some some skin on its face I think it could slowly migrate over his scalp what would Harry look like without
00:30:47| here oh my god I wouldn't want that coming at me like I think it's scarier than a sasquatch don't look like oh man swinging ooh where's that chuckles like he's an alien
00:31:03| mm-hmm we got something weird going on obviously both of them look like hairless cats there aren't many hairy ááá Lian's out there like no one ever portrays an alien
00:31:13| is hairy I did out was real I think huh well anyway we're gonna donate as many pounds of hair as dollars to a charity of the winners whatever dude yeah since they're fictitious I don't know how I'll
00:31:31| take it I will agree to that yes double the money yeah quadruple the amount of hair I will remove from my body oh wow it's like Chewbacca
00:31:46| I think Chewbacca and Harry would probably have a good probably but she's blocking might be real whoo years in the future maybe baby word of the day if speciesism hmm I thought it was a funny
00:32:03| word because you can be prejudiced against something for it being a different species like prejudice against cows or orangutan it's interesting except that I saw an entire with the PD
00:32:16| article that was like 4,000 terms long and healthy sections and I was like really I couldn't find an individual species that's prejudiced and had a name measure though species well I was
00:32:31| thinking more like um giraffe asanas someone who's prejudiced against her anus I found out upward like that oh these as my word of the day but didn't find one
00:32:42| like raccoons like it's prejudiced against ranked most people are because they go through their job you tell I was watching the Olympics and South Korea has a raccoon lounge where you get to
00:32:55| play with raccoons while you get your drinks really yeah and they look cute and cuddly and I was like this isn't the raccoon that I know well you know rabies is incurable past a certain point it is
00:33:07| you don't know I didn't know that yeah that's why it's one of the more deadly diseases if you get rabies in it last was a cycle like six days four days a week I have no idea whatever the cycle
00:33:19| is once it get past the part where you start fearing wood or maybe nothing right do you hear people get rabid right thing as soon as that's why as soon as you get attacked by any wild animal they
00:33:32| want to get rabies shot because if they don't get to it within 48 hours or something it's incurable it's in your brain you will die from rabies really after yeah after a certain point it's
00:33:43| got like a hundred percent kill reality right yeah thank you bring science to something good apparently you don't know it's okay the problem is I think rabies is so it's kind of notice a noticeable
00:34:01| it's rare but it's also weird like who foams at the mouth fears wood or scratches whatever - oh it's weird you have animal scratches like you know what I mean everyone play give him the rabies
00:34:11| shot we got out of back on my third grade school said he had rabies and he was like spitting at the mouth he did not have rabies but it wasn't anyone I know it's funny because I took my mom
00:34:22| and my mom called his mom and they made one of those like well what's your son okay and it's like oh because he has rabies the only is 48 hours yeah dad Jennifer you don't want your
00:34:39| kid to be dead from Raley's oh man good finish that was perfectly sink was just an episode right now well I wanted to talk about the one thing that I did yesterday I got the super tiny expensive
00:35:10| thing that I just need to insert right into my computer which was this how you bought it yeah I know why I bought I bought the super version so there's like the whole the Evo Samsung
00:35:24| what's different don't mean the difference is that this is like 10 times faster than the other one how fast is it I think it's like 36 hundred megabytes per second well what
00:35:37| are they usually go buddy rpm nah what are you talking about mechanical age what is this say silver bronze gold platinum ultra platinum hard drive is measured in RPMs write a standard
00:35:54| mechanical hard drive on electro one that's an and NAND is a hundred so this is like 30 times faster 36 if you want to be accurate to my math earlier is that why you didn't have the last part
00:36:10| of the mods prepared as much you're busy preparing your numbers on your SSD oh no I'm having was it Aliyah 500g bytes this is $200 this is cyber geek fighter gig you saw the finder geek I kind of let
00:36:27| him yeah it's not bad I 500 megabyte for 80 bucks it's a 500 gig it's funny because I moved files from the shitty hard drives to all of that one and then I didn't have a reason
00:36:38| to use it yet but I was like I'm just gonna copy files onto the same drive even though they're the same just to watch it and it was faster a lot faster I was like run have you run a program
00:36:48| oh no but I will I will feel the speed yeah I'm good that's exactly what I will do oh yeah dude that game is gonna run butter super super smooth
00:36:59| I can't wait to load faster than you and just be playing the game and be like we and there's be waiting I have four monitors that are 1k peace yeah yeah yeah I'm immersed I understand they're
00:37:20| all around me what if I have a 4k monitor and a regular monitor they can go next doctor backwards that changed something leave them down on to resolutions I don't know they had shit
00:37:31| there's a game that my my room I played that was like command or some shit I don't fucking know but like deliberately had like the game and like a mini-map that was on the second
00:37:42| screen like it was intended to have two screens that's pretty cool yeah except the game sucked like it had no I like watching him play it was incredibly boring but that's how it goes
00:37:56| so Samsung SSD it doesn't suck I mean that's pretty good its price it's supposed to be the best it was $200 off of some place that didn't charge tax I'm not going to mention that website
00:38:10| because it felt like something that usually sits in your refrigerator or like as soon as you open the door not butter the other one margarine no you don't keep your chicken periods up
00:38:24| they're new yeah yeah well yep like it was I got credit there maybe I think that yeah did you did you did you get the this is a personal talk here you guys can shut off
00:38:41| now everyone PC talk we get a little hot under the collar the city makes actually a major nerd yeah I hide it but then I'm like oh this is incredible except that in know the speed of our drives
00:38:58| apparently that's SD yeah use rotations per minute so what do what did you did you I had a deal for a hundred bucks for that hundred gig not cuz this is a different form factor it plugs already
00:39:13| and it's got like a I Neil m2 slot or whatever yeah yeah no I didn't I didn't pull the trigger on anything I've been here's my big problem you get excited a little too wait no so I get
00:39:25| excited for um statistics the new games coming out with for head I'm thinking I could use a 4k monitor right I'm sure like yeah what say I could get one for formalin bucks it's a decent I've done
00:39:40| not done hold on we get a whole new upgrade it's ridiculous hold on I'm not done I'm not done this is the problem I overclocked my processor which was I bought it
00:39:49| bigger than I needed I do it I don't care I'll do it I'm a man hmm I overthought my ram because there's a setting to whatever I'm like it's 16 gigs of RAM I over pocket
00:40:00| because why not like everything I have is streamlined fast you can hear it my no going on no it's it's fairly quiet here's note there's one bottleneck and it's a pretty important one my video
00:40:13| card for 970 970 yeah now 1980s came out the 10 80s came out 10 seventies came out and now they're thinking of a new one yeah like 20 40s or something right it's
00:40:26| gonna be ridiculous yeah problem is if you are a 4k gaming I probably need a new video core so now I need to buy a monitor and a video card oh and crypto mining has ruined the
00:40:39| video card you can buy one because it's so ridiculous there shouldn't be if we're not in price since I bought it we bought it at around the same time in a mine was what 300 bucks yours is around
00:40:55| the game I got this I got the 979 yeah get the box it's good I kinda want to pull it out whooping wait so I also have SLI I could run to nine 70s yeah I could do that but mine was a special edition
00:41:09| oh so you have that too in the special edition yeah not gonna happen gonna buy it and it don't replace nail anyway yeah being the same you do now is you did three years ago or whatever
00:41:23| luckily I own a big stock and I've held it for a long time yeah it's crazy has it gone up crazy it's like 30 times holy crap holy crap it has gone up a lot that's why I'm so low hmm okay to our
00:41:44| yes good 5 minute we got excited we got a little excited there about technology Oh PC chatter anyway come back everyone who was sure I got a I got to start writing down my words cuz I had word
00:42:00| word of the day it was right there and I just just a little miss a little amiss oh it ineffectual that was good one because my my son had his bottle and like usually
00:42:13| like he liked wine so he tries to throw it and this time he didn't even like pick it up he lifts he kind of lifted it up and just kind of like tossed it and he looked at me like you know they means
00:42:23| but I was like yeah but I was like that didn't really actually really hit a chord and he like he's he's learning my batteries thanks pushing them everyday yeah yeah he recently celebrated some
00:42:36| happy events is he they have a good time is the Payoneer asked more now is he he's becoming too smart now I guess they understand if they can like pull your strings emotionally and they start
00:42:48| trying to figure out if they can make you do stuff boundaries is the big thing yeah right and when they can when crying works maybe this will work when this doesn't work crying worth it when that
00:42:58| doesn't work there's a third thing work when that doesn't work this aggression work like they're like Jesus I like popping the switches they're just like rapidly like I said no I didn't say try
00:43:15| a new way to get it yeah I'll learn eventually let's talk about disease like what do you want to talk about disease for huh like what what aspects the worst the best the best disease how about that
00:43:30| one off the list of nine or eight or seven that shows up 77 worst diseases in history did you know how they did that because everyone copied the exact same list are they from the CBC or some
00:43:42| garbage no they all just copied the same list I've tried to figure out if it was like number deaths per year that would be one data set no they say they all used a conformed data set that used
00:43:55| number of deaths per year mortality rate once you've contracted the disease the disease spreading how new it is and how much of the pandemic it could become but it's like the game pandemic like if it's
00:44:14| there's two persons that there's two versions plague a pandemic huh this plate plagues the one with the planes and the ships and all and you
00:44:25| have to transpose man I think maybe the same guy made two different games for the people who use different Burbridge such as you and myself oh yeah well the point I was making is that if it's too
00:44:40| deadly it doesn't go anywhere so like the deadliest thing known to man priory killed but somebody dead killed itself honestly it probably wouldn't though you don't think it would spread
00:44:52| anyway I think it would kill off a village like if it dropped in New York City it might kill off all New York City but then you don't think it would spread people go in and out of New York every
00:45:04| day if it was too deadly if it killed somebody in like an hour like it's not gonna go these usually take at least a week or so yeah what is the fastest disease oh yeah what's
00:45:17| that's security didn't look that up interesting all right and I'll go over a little bit here you look up the disease that kills the fastest now I wanna know diseases I can kill within 21 at 24
00:45:32| hours one whole day is one Bellaire form and uh yeah mission impossible - they created two diseases or they created a disease and the cure I already see - was I'll be too
00:45:51| cloudy Cruz he rides a motorcycle it kicks everyone death I can't get distracted I'm gonna search for plumbing Penelope Cruz oh she's up there in my list yeah she's a hot looker in this one
00:46:05| everyone hates Mission Possible - because it was all crap but I thought is one of the funniest and louie's ever seen there are actually a lot of diseases that will kill you in 24 hours
00:46:14| but I don't want to listen I don't want to say them all I'm trying to summarize them is it offensive or you find a popular one I've heard of then what I mean there's MRSA let's go with MRSA
00:46:26| which is like oh yeah staph resistant bacteria yeah yeah so what I think I think I had Marissa rolling I know I've seen people that have had it and like it starts
00:46:40| eating away their skin like it's almost like a lumbering it's it's like a leprosy comedy leprosy is that on your finger and I think a guy who I knew my girlfriend's ex-girlfriends friend in
00:46:54| college he got it from the Schuylkill River that at Christiana River yeah he's a row and it got on his leg or his arm I've read it just like totally ate the skin but I mean it was awful but he was
00:47:04| fine till exactly like physically cut off chunks of skin to save him right I don't know because he's I don't think no we call him with like big chunk of skin missing if I don't go back there's a
00:47:24| list of them though there's a lot of what I can kill you in 24 hours no unless she's eating bugs other ones are like I don't even want to mention them because they don't count it doesn't
00:47:35| count it's not a bug it's not a virus it's not a bacteria like stroke like stroke is it will kill you immediately but that's not yeah that's not a bug bubonic plague
00:47:44| that's a good one it says it's on the list meningitis center of Australia if you trust Australia's scientific community oh oh oh what oh shit
00:48:03| Australia come on did you know between the seventeen to eighteen hundreds in Australia they had a little thing called smallpox mmm which is still around well hold on when British people were
00:48:14| colonizing Australia it was fucking British people 50 percent of the Aborigines Wow those natives man the native there kill how do you think oh yeah they said that
00:48:26| about the same thing Native Americans get killed by they as smallpox and then things through no man it Mars your face and scars you all up and just not a good not a good disease you don't
00:48:37| want that disease what are you're a crazy one malaria there are 500 million cases a year now that could be the same case again if you didn't die from it a year louder now but there are constantly
00:48:55| what was the number of deaths I actually didn't have the number you haven't for malaria 2 million per year died of malaria paramos bars have it die from it unless it takes ten years and that's up
00:49:08| yeah well again like 2 million doesn't have a reference like how many people how often do you think someone dies from malaria in the world like it's a good point
00:49:21| not in America none Canada Mexico South Africa Africa yeah but but like if you had some if you had 2 million people in front of you how often would someone die from that like like the people that are
00:49:35| going to die like if you had a whole like the whole years worth of deaths and they're all standing in front of you like 2 million people are burning you died yeah and they're all going to die
00:49:43| like how often would they fool now oh no yeah every 20 seconds someone would fall down really yeah so that's someone dying every like 3 people dying a minute that's a crazy number and that's not
00:50:01| even like this the biggest disease now what we're talking about right now these are all called endemics because they're global diseases we're not talking about like a year but on pandemic is Greek for
00:50:17| all people Wow well that was weird because it doesn't even say that we're disease or anything why I think it's like Pangaea I guess it's all genius like all land or
00:50:32| yeah there's some other use of pan today that I listen to and I forget it was on a podcast I'm gonna say it now I'm gonna say it damn it Danny ambiguous oh so I
00:50:46| look up like aids right now it's estimated thirty six point seven billion people have AIDS how many thirty six point seven I mean it's a huge number but then you
00:51:01| start talking about like Black Plague which we might discuss it there's me which doesn't sound crazy so black plague or AIDS thirty six point seven million people have it this is a
00:51:13| million new infections reported out here this is one of those how many people died thank you okay I'd say like half a million 1 million Wow okay I saw as same right are
00:51:27| you're in the ballpark I mean you got the idea it's not like forty million or all of them died it's like 1 million of the 36 that reportedly have it die every year so one of those things that they
00:51:39| purportedly say is mostly related to the gays but that I don't know if that's necessarily true and Africa right yeah Africa it's like all sorts of rumors about it but like it's one of those ones
00:51:51| that I'll wait at least a little true yeah it's one of those ones that like if you have it and your your viewer I'll so you're like sexually active it's like that's like oh like I don't I don't know
00:52:07| but I don't know like it's it isn't a prize someone with murder someone people who deliberately had sex because you could be one yeah they'd yeah I think they did I think they did and I found
00:52:18| they found that person guilty because they wanted it I think I think if you knowingly have a disease you're not allowed to transmit it if you know what if you have like a little bumps on your
00:52:28| pee pad you're like that illegal I have no idea maybe it is there like a small claims court yeah you have to ask your woman [Laughter]
00:52:45| so in the middle of all these terrible diseases I decided you know if there's a disease that will make me a better human being it doesn't exist and someone decided to name a disease best disease
00:53:03| someone named one yeah I guess it was their last name it this causes blindness a genetic condition some that you're born with and then just it affects your eye and
00:53:21| eventually you go blind you can't you read writers watch today 3/9 disease does the one thing very simple yeah but what an asshole it calls a best disease you're sure was an American you've got
00:53:36| the best disease like you won't see any here no dick how do you do that the best one yeah and people will be like you can't tell people like what you have thank god doc
00:54:02| so what like nothing you'll good one oh that's terrible mobile silence moment of silence for those with the best disease yeah I had a moment and I can help myself
00:54:22| visually okay I didn't want to touch them and also resistant mmm-hmm how the body defends itself or what we can talk about that most dangerous diseases are the ones can I notice all of them seem
00:54:44| to do this Ebola attacks the not t-cells dendrites I think though the bet the dendrites are like nerves that transmit southerners it's the same thing in your brain like
00:54:59| you if you can't transmit through the dendrites then you can't think inside what a bowl does different dendrite there's a the immune system in human body hands on like it's the different
00:55:15| cells that are considered good guys like white blood cells t-cells mm-hmm I think and right is one that sounds in drugs another cell dented right I'm telling it wasn't I don't think it was the nerve I
00:55:31| know you're talking about there is dendrites in the brain yeah yeah I think this is a cell that's more of a um when there's invasion by foreign bodies this is just one of the I call it the body's
00:55:43| there's like a b-cell I think like there's a b-cell that is as a thing too I'm telling you they're like fifty good guy a new cell responds things like one causes the inflammation one cause things
00:55:56| if you the curves extend cuz I cast an cuz in the cursor over and there's expand the YouTube video people if you want on Ebola yeah and I thought you're looking at that I was searching 5050
00:56:18| good guy immune system cell look up every cell involved in immunity cells immunity cells it's all for anyway dendritic you're all allow you feed your sites
00:56:43| yeah well was it I'll say the sentence because it sounds ridiculous when I read it the innate leukocytes include the fascia sites macrophages neutrophils and dendritic cells dendritic must be the
00:56:58| ones that hang out near that's again I think dendritic cells probably protect your nerves sure we're gonna get we're both right is that what you want - sure yeah
00:57:09| anyway um you see me argue with my wife yeah oh my god [Laughter] but most of these really crazy infectious diseases whether it's eight
00:57:25| malaria Ebola a lot of them tend to hide from the immune stuff by attacking the immune system at least attacking the immune system part that has to communicate with the rest of the immune
00:57:38| system like there's these guys that hang around like the bodyguards and they kind of like body up on anything that seems foreign in the body and then from there they send out messages that say like hey
00:57:49| I got some homeys over here let's let's crack down and then things like T cells and stuff show up and then like white blood cells and like all these crazy things start coming and swarm in and
00:57:59| just beat the hell out of it just good thing these really deadly viruses do is they attack the t-cells whether it's the bodyguard or whoever they pack him and they they take his body and they started
00:58:16| using it all the resources all the ATP it builds up although order it has energy whatever they start reproducing like crazy and the whole time they reproduce and nothing nothing Crazy's
00:58:28| getting sent out to the rest of the body so it doesn't react to it and meanwhile you can have millions of these little cells that are filling up with the virus and eventually they have a burst at once
00:58:37| and now instead of 1 million viruses you have like a million million viruses or whatever exploding all over the body there's a revocation or easier as they seem to always target the liver not all
00:58:50| of them but um malaria did type this did I think cólera did I could be wrong a couple these delivery filtered your blood or something right does gets out of filter comes Hassan to talk to me
00:59:05| here but they all seem to go to the liver I don't know that aids and they go there and like they wreak havoc upon your liver and a lot of them essentially a
00:59:17| lot of these things eat up the cells and cause you to bleed out like there's being the more ml yeah right see by you starts pumping in water and blood into these areas and it's the cell
00:59:29| lining is rips like all these cells are messed up so it just floods the area and that's why you lose most of your water your body's you become dehydrated you have diarrhea chilled breathing like all
00:59:40| this stuff happens to you have you ever seen like um I think there's like a like penicillin when they use it on bacterial cells like virus doesn't wanna viruses but like the cells that cause disease
00:59:52| very yeah it would it would literally like rip apart their like their skin like their skin would burst right that would penicillin does because they all do something different penicillin must
01:00:04| get inside the bacteria and then you rode the walls so everything inside if I carry I was doing all this work is just like yeah whose group it makes it yeah it makes it like all kind of funky and
01:00:15| then they start like absorbing water and then is blue so they have all different kinds of antibacterial antibiotics and they all do different things one of them does something like that it rips over
01:00:23| the cells so that guess what you're screwed it pops like a balloon makes me laugh there's a bunch that actually make the bacteria slow down when they must have some connectors in
01:00:38| them to connect to everything inside the cell so just becomes like glue like all these little everything they're sending like their messages inside everything they want to do get rid of waste like
01:00:47| everything is they sticks this thing so it's like this big sticky bomb it's like they can't do anything so they can't reproduce they can't move they can't do anything they can't get rid of waste so
01:00:56| you just sit there and don't do anything and then adventure the white blood cells everything's mmm it's like they're gonna run alright and there's a whole bunch of other stuff that antibiotics do put
01:01:06| certain cells large tricks to get rid of it like there's certain bacteria that now have a pump you know if they can get rid of these antibiotics it's like just shoot
01:01:16| it out yeah right before they can do all this and it's like whoa how do they do yeah you son of a bitch but obviously that bacteria is going to survive and teach other bacteria that's the craziest
01:01:28| thing is that you have not only is this like a human trait is that it's like a mammalian trait so all the mammals on the world can get these diseases and as humans
01:01:39| were morons because we're feeding cattle like millions of cattle these antibacterial medications that we use and pigs and pigs and they allow them to gin like just mutate all these bacteria
01:01:55| you're creating a superb like we're creating a super bug right now right it's only a matter of time before it takes flight like changes swine flu or avian flu and then it hits us and then
01:02:07| all of a sudden we don't have any antibiotics that are working on it okay well that's the great fear is that we will we've created m and D are men constant drugs multi drug-resistant okay
01:02:22| all right same idea we've created all these strains there actually is an MDR TB tuberculosis that's out there's an M V R there's a couple nd ours that are out that no one really can use
01:02:33| antibiotics to get rid of hmm and it's a little scary but those are I want to say common antibiotics readily available ones yeah even even top-secret once I think there's a name for the one that
01:02:47| they use like use in hospitals yeah there's um call my son had a potential for something I'll go through a personal story good so like it my son had like an issue with breathing and respiratory
01:03:01| stuff it was not related but what they do is they test his like where his spine would be because he's still in like he was very young at the moment so like they they test a spinal fluid to see if
01:03:12| he has some sort of like infection in his nerves and spinal fluid and like when they do that your skin naturally has all of these I forget what they're called but they have they're like it's
01:03:22| bacteria but it has like all sorts of nasty nasty stuff on top of it like your body naturally defends itself because it has a layer of skin to protect it so when they test his spine they puncture
01:03:32| through his skin and then they suck up these cells so the cells that are on the top of the skin show that he has a viral infection so I think it was like vancomycin or something that they pumped
01:03:42| through him because they were unsure of if they had caused it themselves or if you actually had this infection they don't that chicken we did we cause it testing or did we but
01:03:54| I did they did cause it via testing but they have these like secret weapons in the hospital that they control personally right they have a crazy would you say it was called something Meissen
01:04:05| vancomycin is it also a antibiotic so mmm-hmm I took for my tooth wasn't that mice and it was a different mice in but on so they they have these secret weapons they don't sell to the general
01:04:17| public because they like to keep on them yeah because people only take half their dosage and then flush it down the toilet right or take them for no reason because they have a cold or something yeah a
01:04:27| virus yep it doesn't help right so all these things create the super bacteria and I think the ultimate thought is on one level that will create this one bacteria that's resistant everything in
01:04:40| the wipeout 30 percent of the population which brings us to lack that oh yes I know like that happened between 1347 and over arrived years yeah this is the big it had many recurrences before many
01:05:01| recurrences after if small it's big it's big hit movie was Black Death 147 to time so that is it that was one third of the population in Europe I don't know the world not the world everyone says
01:05:20| the world it was just in Europe but but still I read it was up to like 60% of Europe am i right at 59 is what I read but like I bring it back to like there's like if there's two
01:05:39| million people that are going to die pull area in front of you someone's gonna die every 20 seconds like the other version is like if you're in Europe and you have a family of your
01:05:50| parent haven't you yeah eight or and their siblings are very rich sure you've lost do you probably have like one remaining member of your family if you're lucky that's nuts if you think of
01:06:00| it so your mom you're in two brothers you one sister your other sister almost died but she didn't in fact you get hit by a car the first car ever and doing what God did everyone
01:06:12| left like people just died because what's it the crazy thing is like if you used to live in a city that dense like you're in New York City and like people start dying of this disease you have to
01:06:24| lock yourself up and not touch anybody I guess or do you think some people were naturally immune it doesn't really show up they don't talk about that carriers I'll talk about myself because I got
01:06:36| mono my first year of college I don't know if you remember this yeah I went to my first college party and some would say hey man drink this and I said what is it and they'd go everybody so I drank
01:06:52| that stupid thing and I immediately like I got super hammered I went home felt fine for the first portion of the night and then I was out like I I almost like don't remember the light like the next
01:07:04| two or three weeks cuz I was asleep so it's like certain things I forget what's going with that what would you say before that sorry hey yeah carriers I always blame my uh my high school
01:07:18| girlfriend cuz she was a carrier of mono and she wouldn't admit it she would say Donna I don't mono mono and then like a year later she like she texted me she's like I do I'm a carrier like a woman you
01:07:30| don't take from her I remember this a little bit right yeah so how did that make you more susceptible guess why not when you like mono can like you can sit in your system
01:07:39| until yeah like I can be a carrier had nothing to do with the party it was her mama they eventually activated I don't know I doubt that it if it was it felt like it
01:07:48| was ever clear because it was that's burned when I let's weigh down so like think surviving and alcohol it's very unlikely but like alcohol can be a trigger for starting a disease really
01:07:58| yeah if you if you weaken your own immune system to a point where the disease can then proliferate in the life okay yeah you can take it'll take charge and I think that's what happened well
01:08:11| what's interesting is so [Music] not to bring back to break it down black death bubonic plague spread by rats fleas all that good stuff one third of
01:08:25| the population eventually got it and died from it the thing that I was gonna say um you remember h1n1 I'm gonna I'm gonna bring it back to that in two seconds all right
01:08:37| the one thing that I I went to Pompeii in Rome near Rome Italy and I had to mention it cuz I whatever yeah the way their city was designed which I always thought was pretty awesome so
01:08:52| they literally had like like all these little like I would say villas yeah like a little like apartment kind of things that were like two stories tall and their streets were designed to be like
01:09:02| you know two or three feet deep so you would literally like dump your garbage all your shit like right in the middle the street and then they'd wait for it to rain and then the rain would just
01:09:12| wash it away right I guess the angle yeah yeah but their city was designed on a slope so that it would carry it away eventually well like if you live like in a I don't yeah around what will 1840
01:09:32| better well the bubonic plague is probably yeah there's no way they have like sewage or anything like taking the trash away just laying around yeah so like all agents
01:09:47| are transmitted from dead bodies yeah so you have all these dead bodies people have to handle them there's no way to dispose of them all this stuff spreads rapidly yeah hold up what if there was a
01:09:59| disease that killed people where it wasn't a hundred percent kill rate hmm but it was a hundred percent hey though the dead body rate when they run into a bit of a problem the government they
01:10:12| can't be like fine we'll double your salary well triple it no so then all these bodies start piling up what will they do dude man you have entire cities just
01:10:22| evacuated every dead bodies everywhere how did you walk away leave you will repeat what has been I turn now looking at eight like five hundred thousand a year to come and pick up some
01:10:32| dead bodies and even then would you do it for 500k here say there's a tear in your suit I'd pretend to do it since it was a government job doing it yeah bring us a dead body that does have a
01:10:49| disease it's like well I killed somebody and I injected them with a virus yeah I'd rather do that hmm some crazy stuff so you're on h1n1 flu yes and one that avian or is that flu swine flu is that a
01:11:05| mix that's a V and I think actually it says h5n1 cuz they kill totally killed off so many yeah well so let's say home let's say on Zika even oh that's exactly where I was going because it's his
01:11:18| Olympics Brazil so everything becomes a hot topic yeah so Zika killed 1.5 million people in the world did I don't think that since it started it's it that was over 15 years 15 years
01:11:37| it's weird because I only heard about it like 5 mm 5 or 9 or double-check me I will Oh [Music] which of these clicks do I trust the
01:11:49| most none of them but just keep talking because this is garbage well what I'm getting at is them that that seems like a high number but over the course of the entire disease it's
01:12:04| not that high a number I think it was in the media like it was wildfire like things were crazy well even let's go bird flu because I actually have a number for that it says
01:12:14| like 50 thousand people were killed by bird flu in the world which isn't really that much not at all it was literally the biggest talk in the world it was gonna end the world's the superbug to
01:12:24| kill superbugs it's gonna spread like wildfire meanwhile the Black Death killed one out of every three people in yours and millions of people right just 75 million
01:12:36| people that's crazy so my thinking is that any super boat we get that's resistant to bacteria or antibiotics you will probably find a new antibiotic it kills it
01:12:50| we will probably always be a step ahead I can't guarantee it well I wonder if those are like fake news targeted stories that of it I mean like Zika was it seemed like it was intended to
01:13:06| discourage people from watching the Olympics in Brazil because that was exactly when it was like the people were to go to Brazil either one or to go yeah right I agree and but really nothing
01:13:17| really happened yeah I was reading a story about the cases of Zika in America and most of the time like in the United States Florida had very little cases like it was extremely rare and other
01:13:28| states had like one case one in three cases in one case cases never a state that had like five cases or even more and they attributed they attributed to group what do they call it like fart
01:13:43| what was this mean it I thought they attributed to mosquitoes but they called it a group immunization because like Florida is so susceptible because not that many people have it but once you
01:13:56| have like a herd of people that are have to add it and can't get it again then you like it's gone like that disease can't possibly spread because you have they've already dealt with it so like
01:14:09| part of its like the human body is amazing because you can figure out these diseases and fight it and then on a large scale if all the people learn how to defend themselves then the disease is
01:14:19| worthless like it the disease won't do anything because it has nobody to spread - well that's what I'm getting with a little bit in that everyone kind of fears a bacteria becomes resistant to
01:14:32| let's say beer and licen and whatever the hell is vancomycin they come Ison which they knew some are everyone's afraid that that'll take over the world and now we have nothing to do we'll all
01:14:43| die you know spread like wildfire and we're dead in like six years or six months I guess the scary thing is that the people who don't think we will I'm saying I don't think we will
01:14:52| two people over because hey I think there's crazy things like even your own immunity doesn't know like they're saying this bacteria adapts every of the well or there are people that have it or
01:15:07| there are people that have different immunities or people have different gut flora their people have all different older one stopped it we talk about the factors of one bacteria growing and
01:15:16| changing and whatever in being resistant well there's millions of bacteria antibodies things in your body that change and alter and are different than standard lab results so chances are
01:15:30| nothing will ever totally kill us unless it's alien which brings me to a next page alien viruses what I was gonna say but I have two points one I think most the statistics that are available are
01:15:47| from people that are probably working in hospitals were related to hospitals or universities there are in dense populated areas because people with diseases seek you know yeah the the
01:15:58| premier place to go doctors hospitals hospitals are one of the worst places to get disease are one of the best depending on how you want to look at it the best is you're hungry Bernie yeah so
01:16:12| like if they were to find a disease that they could not defend against hospitals that are centralized and corporate and Congress can go Murray they would never they would never be able to exist
01:16:24| it'd have to be like your hometown doctor which they're probably thoroughly against and then the second point which I already forget I'm gonna have to remember as I talk and I'm gonna keep
01:16:36| talking in tard remember what it is I was thinking about I don't remember yeah damnit I should write these down before I say them anyway um some diseases are scary as shit oh that's what it was Oh
01:16:54| like remember the beginning of 300 where they had like the the Greeks and their Greek so like were misshapen weird yeah anything yeah exactly they had a pile of dead baby bodies which is oh
01:17:08| yeah horrible horrible Greeks so you never know who might have the the drug the resistant portion of their genome so let's say you're a shitty physical body and your immune systems got some stopped
01:17:24| it whoa nobody's got this right if you're that one outlier that has that it's like we should be nurturing everybody so like oh there's we be honest with me for saying yeah do you
01:17:36| think you got were these um cancer AIDS that you'd be okay with treatment obviously not just by yourself you'd be fine you get over it I read that cancer affects like one-third of
01:17:52| the population like somewhat like 130 cancer hurt and what is it 25% of the people and they're like 60s 50s and 60s and 70s let's say you got cancer or AIDS or something this year do you think
01:18:08| you'd have a pretty high chance at success Oh Albie it might cost you money like the authorization it would be awful I'm not saying it would be good but you feel like I'd probably live and I'd be
01:18:17| fine I probably would live I think I was it and if I died it'd be okay well you know I'm a choice I feel yeah wait I'll take it one step further gave me cancer well hold on if I have nothing to live
01:18:34| for like my children a girlfriend my family everyone's dead for some reason and I'm just wandering the earth and people are like oh we found you Nick Nick Nick and I be like why I'm in a
01:18:47| daze can't you see I'm in grief maybe like a superbug is traveling the world a super cancer super AIDS is coming for everyone I'd be like just inject me I'll probably get over in like a week
01:19:00| study might have the resistance I really think cuz I don't get sick look at all I just don't I mean I'll call for a few days or like I'll get uh sniffling nose or whatever
01:19:14| but I don't like people are like don't you have a disease get you or like I like and I tribute to being a dirty individual like if someone website I don't make me like come on dude
01:19:27| whatever it's like someone has food they age then they're sick and they're like can you have this food of like I guess like I just I take one as many terms as humanly possible and they don't make me
01:19:39| sick and I figure it's because I'm a dirty person now he's got my character I don't know I don't know what the word is I don't know what the word is for those people that
01:19:46| grow up in households that are too clean like no no no that's bad news that's not good like those people they cannot handle like normal things it's like allergies yes put on the mask there
01:20:04| they're getting that they're getting their alcohol y-yeah I listen to people folks at home if I do it number one I ain't watching my in wives in my hands never have never will
01:20:21| character anyway I also prepare food if you sign up at the bottom here at the unbanned arena I do scold up under the ambering calm I literally probably come into so many germs every day disgusting
01:20:41| I need on a countertop at work that has been washed in 30 years mmm it's like um what's the fake wood coal or like Formica like oh no no like yeah yeah I know what you're talking
01:20:54| about like it but I don't think station wagons I don't have the fake one on the sign today of it yep um plastic some plastic wrap plastic laminate sure
01:21:06| anyway it's Latin if they got worn down so it's just it's just chunks laminate you better get it in your food but I mean we put everything on there from vacuums that have been used in you know
01:21:17| mentally ill teaching places to you know flooded zones to bars that have been seedy bars in West Philly like it's just it just gets all over everything and I'm like whatever you
01:21:31| think on the hell's on the back of the urinal oh yeah oh yeah dude get on my foot off like give me some money right now and I didn't look for it but like it's there who cares I'll live and I
01:21:42| never get sick so after this podcast I could give it second I may be like wow it all caught up till that once you know the there's a graph that shows like how how how many
01:21:57| of your age died per year and like oh my birthday's coming up in a week ago it better not be it's not there now it's uh it's actually not that well in the beginning of your love from infancy to
01:22:11| like maybe you're like five it spikes yeah and then drops down and then like it's fine until you can drive so sixteen it shoots up and then when you hit like actually because you're taking a this
01:22:25| bar your price table human and then around like 35 years it starts to come back up and then when to eat older it's just like you're you've lived you've done exactly so you're fine you're
01:22:37| you're it somewhere below the average of probably going to die soon yeah well I mean I lived pretty far away from you so I can't really influence whether you die or not oh my god hold on is there an
01:22:54| internet disease yet I can't wait so what you know like Johnny mnemonic on it or you can plug in honey internet over the social media disease they can spread over Facebook or something I would kill
01:23:07| everyone yeah I figured go blind you know there's Louise it hath digital kept a log the disease biologically visual yeah talking travels I think that's crazy but is this
01:23:29| is possible you want to leave it on that note King germs you see Internet huh Wow folks holy smokes votes
01:23:41| holy smokes well um I regret to inform everyone dill Dan is now using fortnight he's playing with his girlfriend she's better than him she's come in third place in a couple
01:24:00| games second place in bubble games huh closest he's got in his 8th place hey psycho hold on he taught her a lesson the arm looks laxative in their drink huh so if you
01:24:17| figured she'd have to keep going to the bathroom during uh like he was playing games with her for like two hours she would help him he figured man was not working through Warren not she's coming
01:24:29| in third place fifth place eighth place coming in 19th place 20th place 22nd fourth place one time who is gonna listen for plays buddy a guy signs placed 39th place under
01:24:46| place whatever he's doing awful she was so frisky she literally jumped on and started going at it mmm and News relaxes yeah talk about a
01:25:02| Cleveland steamer it's like a slow change all the sheets that night and now Dan's into some weird stuff online so I don't know man you got yours in the end huh in the end it was a mess
01:25:29| got a real mess those hands yeah well we like it thank you thanks thanks a lot like check us out somewhere on the Internet we're there just do it reach out and touch someone yeah
01:25:51| oh good night
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