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00:00:00| problem Mon ordained music is that everything that's alluded to is always sex hobo that's all music guessing 40 years let's beat it about good to me what's Billie
00:00:12| Jean about wait it you might want to start the episode because I have a big bang news flash for every way oh yeah you want to hit it dip it in and go ahead and ice already started it when
00:00:23| did you start it before we talk about music Oh interesting well folks I'm Nick I'm Dan together we formed this unlikely duo that you won't find anywhere else
00:00:35| we call ourselves got the eye on hey I read over yep couple of snakes in the grass hide your children we've been around right of children's children is not advised to listen to our podcast not
00:00:58| to mention all the things we say and do here there are not our opinions not the opinions of all employers and they're definitely not the opinions of anyone we'd eat if they found out they'd kill
00:01:10| us yeah familial relatives definitely none number 2 job people nope random acquaintances coworkers no we don't mean to represent that or odd at all this is justice so it's my pen I'm I'm taking a
00:01:28| note as we broke yes because this was a good one lighthearted podcast it is that's what we do here we just kind of we don't really we don't think of that what do you say we do here just
00:01:45| light-hearted talk that we go back and forth because repeated that sentence all times do there's topics yeah she therefore Amiens and go off on tangents we keep our opinions to
00:01:57| ourselves we don't like to share here yeah other people's opinions though we voiced them a lot but we'll talk about as there are opinions there from whose whose opinions they are everything we
00:02:08| say is prom another source except our exactly those are actually opinions of someone else we consider them packed trying to us get some stupid lawsuit and then we'll be
00:02:26| done I'm kidding it's Jamaica unique deserves a lawsuit everything you say is actually not our opinions except the facts most of the facts are our opinions will you
00:02:38| read I will all accept facts as opinions yes mm-hmm they're Ohio it's a fairy garden all right Lawrence on oh here we go a little-known fact
00:02:50| well in fact okay is this is leading into something no it's about salt that we're discussing really okay if you listen most monthly Jackson's songs are very sexual pretty obvious right listen
00:03:05| to song Billie Jean didn't intend to tintin tintin it's a Beatle tempo it really is with you not ever do tempo like Bruce Springsteen born in the USA but just means you got a longer schlong
00:03:33| the most people you and yeah but those people from New Jersey oh my those boats saw me hold my nose I don't see it hmm if you were draped in an American flag I think it'd be
00:03:48| appropriate I guess and you weren't from New Jersey I would really hope our one other problem I think it I think music that would accompany like a Rube Goldberg machine I think that would be
00:04:01| inappropriate you don't music because it's setting off other traps and things indeed yeah it constant all these little dams lighting things the kingdom indeed
00:04:11| I actually just heard a song that I think is pretty timeless because I just heard it in what's this show with Olivia Pope and she's like dating the president or
00:04:24| he's not the president Oh Jonas candle thank you yes good catch I really gave you nothing to go on you have you got it I could I felt you and believe me
00:04:35| yeah and complete I was literally taking a poop downstairs and I am heard upstairs the TV was still playing the show we don't even watch in this house I think it just came away after Gray's
00:04:47| Anatomy of course um I'm sure still games on and it was right I have no clue out there's like fires going on there's people dying everywhere it's like the same show just rehab so I don't know I
00:05:01| married I married the corpse and then he reanimated and then I divorced him and had sex with his ex-wife well and then can you believe it there was an emergency near the hospital where many
00:05:09| people got injured and this crazy stuff started happening and it's like yep look at anyway cool of him magnificent surgery to save their lives thank goodness or not house was the only
00:05:21| good medical show and scrubs I never actually scrubs what we do and how should house I didn't really watch all that much it was good I mean it's like house is medical law on order like no
00:05:35| one seeks it out but if it's on TV and it's like coming on you're like let me see what this one's about they're like oh she had a brain aneurysm this is a little weird because she's allergic to
00:05:45| mold because she was kissing a moment you're like mold man kiss her gave her that seizure you know typical episode toilet paper okay sorry good job he kept I kept
00:06:12| fighting if I kept I kept I guess yes well what I was getting at was in an episode of scandal while I was pooping I did hear Nine Inch Nails a warm place you know that's all no instrumental it's
00:06:27| a really moving emotional piece but there had to be like the late 90s and they're still using it and chose today but it's a good piece thanks Trent Trent Reznor
00:06:39| yeah it's gonna work it's good friend of the podcast honestly he's still alive thank you then we just came to help Buffalo years ago I'm always amazed when I got a 90s or 80s pop star or I just oh
00:06:55| okay yeah okay it's still alive yeah once it's Sammy Hagar is still alive and he looks like he's even though he's like 70 or 80 he looks like he's like 40 one of the big followers of the
00:07:05| show will call him the huge heel of Axl we all know what Axl looks like it sounds like the same thing a dead pig oh and I'm talking about when he was alive I looked like an animated course you
00:07:21| believe this guy wanted me to show it oh man I did four years ago yeah but the AC and the running joke feel like it was a I don't remember but was actually a good time at the concert wasn't that good I
00:07:39| probably told him it was good so he's listening today it wasn't that good but I had a really good time and he was me with Dave yeah it was anyway that concludes our huge part of the podcast
00:07:53| we've got that one out early lied down out a little quick real quick get that you don't want that with it that's a that's a dirty dirty dirty piece of work man oh and I actually feel really bad
00:08:07| I'm just 15 minutes ago send him a picture of his girlfriend that I got from Facebook but I Photoshop snake eyes and a snake tongue and I don't usually do that because I feel because I don't
00:08:22| know like if I knew her better it would be cool to photoshop her but I feel like it's kind of rude I've like yeah well they're a few times and that are like four times gonna be like where's the
00:08:32| boundary on where you photoshop someone's face to look like a snake hmm but it all stemmed from a fake conversation he had with her like I made a little sentence and I ended the one
00:08:43| sentence with too many asses so in my brain I thought it sounds like she's a snake and how funny would it be if I sent him a picture of his own girlfriend look looking like a snake after all
00:08:55| those s's and I did it it took like ten minutes and it was the best 10 minutes of my life I was laughs and crack it up that's weird and then when I sent it well that's what I was gonna say you
00:09:04| wouldn't ever do that no I was thinking I was watching tame impala but say hey I thought about which one I want to change a thousand things but the limo my date the newer one or the other
00:09:18| one the one with the girl in the gym and she's y know what I didn't see the video oh I don't know yeah but I do know they're newer stop it I like it yeah I'll look up the video after the
00:09:29| back door I just search the history and the on panderers mom yeah I I think I will well there's a there's a the guy that she's unpatch awaited with his name is
00:09:39| Trevor and you know Travis you call him Trevor isn't so he puts on a jacket that has like this like pink and blue aura to it and it has Trevor written on the back and I haven't talked to Travis from like
00:09:51| Travis said she was gonna send him the picture without saying anything like he isn't just the picture it be out of nowhere what up he won't find this podcast for
00:10:02| like months we've come really big did he marry like an underage I don't know I'm not here to talk I'm here to find out the truth about my friends who just I haven't talked to in eight years I think
00:10:18| I think he married a normal aged girl for clarification on the podcast she was of age and normal and she could be awesome I really am NOT his nephew I've never met her she's probably more
00:10:36| awesome than him he was awful I hated Travis how was he at ice hockey I only play roller are you Lou he's pretty good he's kind of like it was pretty bitter was kind of like a shitty Madonna which
00:10:49| still makes me pretty good know what that means we're on for number nine no I know who Mike Modano is but I can't I don't miss him Dallas Stars Jersey and he kind of okay
00:11:04| now I see the connection okay okay that make sense power strictly as a power forward that's really shifty and elusive and lightly light on his toes you know what I mean oh that's the way I saw but
00:11:16| that was roller hockey completely different they both average and a lot of reverse yes definitely but wait and he looked careless he doesn't look like he's never he just totally chill don't
00:11:31| really go I'm leaning back a little bit yeah almost nonchalant but he's good yeah you know those guys those guys we don't pander to the host those folk if you don't break your
00:11:45| hard-working lunch-pail to the game we don't want you did your times that's right you pull yourself up by them good chances wheels to the bottom of those boots and you Stern roll a big just go
00:11:59| man and you better work at a steel mill or the industrial plant in the place where you were born that's all I'm saying as a key player
00:12:08| okay I pop up said that used to take like coke cans and like reform them in order to make blades and then they'd strap them to their shoes to make ice skates that sends sounds made up but I
00:12:20| mean because I he was not a very creative man he could something like that yeah I don't think he could mmm maybe maybe he was too ki living too smart and too wildly for me maybe that
00:12:37| was it for my child stuff okay could be we have a whaling segment here a new segment in a new sanctuary almost couldn't call it clarifications or questions for the past oh shoot
00:12:51| Corrections in a newspaper that deal you're saying what we may have said in the previous episode has been corrupted by jackals in a comment section before we discovered it ourselves travel but we
00:13:05| definitely read it before we're over there good I would hate to just find out for something sure called sitting at home mama's basement direct in the comments below right here okay
00:13:15| below right below me hear me lomi huh anyway got it oh yeah yep it was $300 look at a dog's butthole but in fact you wouldn't do it for 300 I'll just okay just just to clarify it
00:13:31| was not accurate and reliable or well it was a joke my real number thought like like with rent exactly that's what it's inline with you had another month lip um we see Seinfeld
00:13:50| I said 91 you said 97 started in 1989 wait that was a three Episode five episode pilot season I know about this because we yeah I yeah and it was dead doesn't count like five episodes and
00:14:07| then way they took a 3-year hiatus so you were right good night and I know that I don't know but you didn't know it when we asked before I think this is hounds weird but I think we did a
00:14:20| podcast talked about it I forgot about it and I was arguing with my dad about Seinfeld at work one day and I was like let me wiki and I saw all the facts that we just dated right there Wow memories
00:14:31| how they come back to you and that strange interesting yeah and if you remember way back this goes back like three or four episodes we were talking about dr. pepper they had a special
00:14:42| event where they had to they put clues on the bottles and then a whole bunch of people tried to solve them and then figure out a treasure map of where this like special thing was okay I don't
00:14:53| remember even talking about this was been late the podcast during a heavy drink episode probably probably I misquoted how much I thought it was like $10,000 and they'd be like a guy
00:15:02| standing there telling you you've won sure but what it actually was was a million dollars holy smokes let's go back in time yep and there was like a coin or something
00:15:12| and it was buried in the oldest cemetery in the United States so a historical graveyard and people had to dig to find it good job that's your great-great-grandfather's bone
00:15:30| it's a rather a strange or great-great-grandfather's boatman's hmm interesting Corrections I have to start adding my own Corrections yeah I mean usually I might like represent right I
00:15:42| don't know that I've ever gotten anything wrong to be honest with you I mean the Seinfeld thing shouldn't count on it good anyway Corrections to come next episode agree to disagree
00:15:56| what I did what a brain was a smirk or a smile oh nice today I'm 32 folks breaking this down for a boy letting everybody know I'm on the downside this is crested the
00:16:12| mountain ready to die know that six years or so I'll probably be dead I actually said a word for my father for the first time when I entire life I'm really kind of
00:16:27| where did you say what is exactly what I said like that I screamed it in his face but not admin that the person to my right so I was driving my father usually he likes to
00:16:43| drive with the adult now I can drive my father it's the worst passenger the world you usually complains you're going too slow or too fast or you're getting too close to people or let me drive
00:16:53| that's usually by the father's amount as you just sit back and tell you this or is he constantly fidgeting looking around worried he's finishing he's not a good passenger he's proven everywhere
00:17:02| his whole life my mom doesn't drive anywhere so it's like he's like the driver in fact for the company he used to drive for the coming so you know he's always driving
00:17:11| so when I Drive whatever my style I've driven him for years now he's okay with me that's my big that's literally my biggest claim to fame I can drive my father he won't complain anymore
00:17:23| that's that's incredible you guys I might be the best driver on earth so good we'll try to slow anyway today we're uh heading down a road and it's like two lanes and everyone knows like
00:17:36| because it's a big light you always get quieter too and epilate everyone knows you're gonna merge to one in a minute no big deal my dad sitting there and he has a thing about justice my dad I think
00:17:49| that's where I get it he um rogue justice he loves when he sees people who know that this Lane stay straight and this one's left only but you can sneak up here and cut in
00:18:00| stirrers right and eat some with his guns he pretends to the point worth oh he don't pretend to get up as close as he can the person phone he's riding people he's screaming come on we gotta
00:18:10| cut this guy he's got a system going it he wants to just try by him as slow as possible and go hmm gotcha well today the two lanes were gonna merge no big deal some hundred rate sometimes II
00:18:25| don't I wasn't in total total rush so I'm driving and uh the lady behind me I see her she's she's speeding up she's speeding up I'm saying myself I don't give a damn she passed me who cares
00:18:37| we're gonna merge in like five seconds so the pickup truck behind her tries to merge and I said at this point something clicked and I was like listen one's okay you're gonna try this no and I just sped
00:18:48| up and now it's we literally were both neither gave up so we were neck-and-neck two people in one lane and he's revving and on revving and weren't this far from the car from us and we both riding and
00:18:59| he's looking over at me and I'm looking over him I'm ready to die today like he doesn't get it like if I'm not playing games I don't even want to win I just I would die I would shred my car to pieces
00:19:11| just to ruin his day so I look over with this maniacal look and he says something something asshole he screams it because the windows are open to know you nice that beautiful day and I forgot my dad
00:19:22| sitting right here to my right so ever I don't know it just came in on my mouth and and and then he gave up and I won so did he do i straight and missus turn no no it was emerged to one thing ah so
00:19:39| it's a double thumb are ahead of you and so he wanted to work here so he ended up behind me and I can see him he's doing this cominius and saying words so of course the famous thumbs up out the
00:19:52| window I love the thumbs up at the window it beats the finger thumbs up out the way everybody double thumbs up is double thumbs up someone
00:20:04| that you either just cut off or you just beat them in their navel they could be hit worse than a finger because it's a double like you look like it was steering wheel you can just be like this
00:20:17| you're better not even holding the steering wheel yeah so anyway I'm happy I literally like as soon as he he ended I realized two discreet dig in my dad's face I've never said that word dickhead
00:20:29| so I said I said I'm sorry I said that he kind of went okay you really do care it was like I think you said it yeah I know you like it was just weird cuz I've never physically said it so I'm gonna
00:20:45| don't know once you see dickhead and from your parents like you go you go man that was my spark yeah like you held true to like a childhood thing that you know you probably would have shed for
00:20:59| everybody else when you're like your new just when does that come up and it comes up when someone tries to pass you and cause you an asshole so and you win I hope he's watching the podcaster today
00:21:14| buddy real quick v6 engine you don't tell buddy did you hear it first of the Dothraki he was driving a Lamborghini huh I was gonna walk on shit oh shit I think that
00:21:33| we can move our elects sake those be good it's fine I just react to this is the next one is a scenario or situation and I I have one for you actually go ahead cuz I don't have one let me set
00:21:48| this up so you know the International Space Station it's parked partially owned by Americans and Russians and then you have its international so you cycle through
00:21:57| different types of astronauts do you sleep in no worry this is getting better I'm not sleepy I was trying to go cross-eyed yeah yeah I was trying to just yeah I did it you got a good job
00:22:06| thank you good job so so imagine you're on Space Station you're looking down somehow you're an astronaut it was I'm sorry lose you or somehow you're them and
00:22:17| goddamn who's spacing the Americas okay Thank You ISS International Space Station okay International yeah so you're you out the window you're looking at earth you can see you know the United
00:22:29| States you can see Russia and you see a missile launch from Russia to the United States and a missile just like takes out the eastern seaboard and you're on the space station with a Russian what do you
00:22:44| do well it does depend I know that it sounds arbitrary you've been okay for a while and you think he's your friend I'll say that right if he's my friend I probably don't kill him or anything I
00:22:55| mean what is I gonna solve for my thing now there is also the point of taking in the fact I can't get down right away if at all there's there's in escape you have any one desert one escape vehicle
00:23:09| maybe I just take the escape vehicle to leave him right away immediately and then I mean if he's been up there with him for months he's probably my friend I make I make really good friends like
00:23:21| you're relying relationality I am but I've been out there with this guy for months we have inside jokes we're pretty cool any if he speaks any language I do whatever and assuming he's fairly cool I
00:23:36| mean he could be imagine it's a guy who I cut off was the Russian know like I would hate his guts and I me I don't think I would you're trying to get me drunk ill that's what and we're assuming
00:23:49| since I'm in the East Coast iam that my family might be dead because this guy oh yeah right I mean I get that I'm follow me I mean there's a small chance they're alive but they're probably dead let's be
00:24:01| serious zero gravity zero crime right is that what you're saying - yeah no way to prove who killed who right that's true just like international waters international spaces
00:24:15| yeah I don't think I'd kill him I probably leave him there and desert him then you know he has to call his goddamn country that still has I am in missiles you know to me yeah ride the missile
00:24:27| down buddy it all depends on the situation because I also I am one to cross boundaries with men draw boundaries with people of different like races creeds I don't know
00:24:45| I like to connect with people and then find out the person's awesome yeah there are still some total Jack balls but like it doesn't I'm not a not much of it generalizer so I can't assume he's like
00:24:58| the country Russia that destroyed my family nice guy he showed me a couple recipes of Russian he let me have Russian Tang it's less sour than our time it's good
00:25:12| has much vodka in it good day anyway I would probably on a trial by trial basis and I would literally think about killing him often think of doing it angrily there may be an open a grief
00:25:27| maybe now your anger your anger is all all of you right so you know you're controlling yourself so everything is okay outside of you and you're sitting in your scenario what if what if the
00:25:38| u.s. launched a missile back at Russia and then BOOM his family gone then then I'm totally square one with a guy I'm like we should do we should go to Dan's house it's not East Coast
00:25:51| trust come with me and then we leave even and we do our thing and then if we have to go or land and try and vendetta and kill people like that's our own agenda so you come back really zombie
00:26:03| apocalypse and you're ready to go cuz you got a powerful partner come on dude it's warm handers we can do it yes by you he's not my partner I mean he might be
00:26:15| yeah the unpaid Rose pulse one he's in all our episodes and he has to sit directly next to me we're here from the inventors plus rusty one what would his weapon be
00:26:27| I feel like it'd be like some kind of like blunt weird or something I think it'll be like a weird blade you know I only has they just kept Street that's a large implement our old
00:26:41| Russian big and strong astronaut roughly has to be wood I did notice on the recent podcast is people were know more about you Dan Oh me yes they say I'm always talking I'm very
00:26:58| animated I'm talk with my hands there's a nationality Lou saber this Jewish and it's not true I'm not doing it I talk with my hands a ton I love pasta linguini I'm not Jewish I hop in the
00:27:10| comments I respect my Jewish friends I am NOT just letting everyone know so to learn more about you my heritage dad did not hurt inch bass podcast oh we got it is yet directed questions
00:27:25| on I do these are called the quick hits tell you to know somebody it is there nothing defensive or crazy or whatever it's more like like three word answers just top your head nothing serious
00:27:41| I don't want to date I don't want a story for all these just don't panic that's right who's your favorite athlete good all-time boom gone okay that's cool easy it's the best sandwich ever had
00:27:57| reason to be pleased to learn understand don't communicate just like okay that's good answer what's the hardest video game you ever played Battletoads Double Dragon you know Brian Brian garb eat it
00:28:13| you know he never got past the ice level I can tell you that much no he know he recorded it and beat it that's his claim to fame he's a Twitter there's no way at a video recorder back
00:28:23| in 1991 he's a no he beat it recently we just play today oh use an adult that's not a challenge am to another what's your what's your what's your sports other 23 or so all sports signature
00:28:40| study the same music once the college beer of choice of you guys no no Jenna see you don't know when is it Geneseo beer Genesee beer it's really not that great I see wait Jenna there's
00:28:55| a river potential Chitti L did we did calm Jenny's we had Keystone a lot to spirit okay okay that might have been me though keeps doing like what's the your social media choice addiction what's the
00:29:10| one you go on like pretty much five times a day at 50 times a day read it I know it folks I knew it yeah favorite sex position this is what you say I'm I guess the longer I can answer this
00:29:29| question n someone might say Ms later okay it might keep Lady Mary all the women do a bit it's no one likes missionary doggy anyway there you go show y'all though so
00:29:45| you only asked me for my favorite sex position not only okay well either sandwich good to the juicy ones way to go making empowering about doggy style and it's not how do you mean
00:29:58| you're doing doggy style worst grade a budget movie oh I think that was like the worst big money the worst big money Hollywood like transformers that was terrible really
00:30:12| those turtles but they're pretty bad but they're fun to watch like I was expecting to say Waterworld or Kevin Costner is the worst actor I've seen a long time but for some reason he's like
00:30:32| he like hid his acting style is like just reading the script by yourself but he adds no tone and it's just like if you inserted words where he would be and just read the words let's give her
00:30:45| anchorman - the question why you hate line Ron Burgundy has more range than Kevin Costner Vantage's it's the best concert you've ever been to Dave Matthews would you go
00:30:59| which one that was like two three years ago Oh see when there Allen Texas video is cool because it's an outdoor stadium hey I'm innocent Matt oh I used to see
00:31:09| him that's pretty bad that's Jill was he uh was Carter flying around a drum you see my thing is I hate the Matthews fans I kind of hate the Dave Matthews fight but I love seeing a good Dave Matthews
00:31:23| Band concert man huh don't know there's a little bit there I was listening to him today actually and I was like I think I'm becoming more and more critical now as I hear people that I
00:31:35| used to like bands I used to like it I'm like their singer really doesn't know how to sing well I'm starting to feel with Creed I'm still holding true they're my number one day Scott stabbed
00:31:49| by a prison buddy oh yes you know what's funny I'll say this I don't hold anyone me and my dad played that CD my own prison name is he didn't and we totally both started
00:32:13| singing in the car yes because I feel we're driving from ER to college he's what I needed drown out his highways by oh sorry Scott he's a friend of mr. staff okay you can group your honor of
00:32:31| singers on the podcast which should be our celebrity challenge huh Oh 6 more questions are exactly we want to know you in my intro it's good to know who's your ugliest friend like current friend
00:32:46| or just like at a past I'm going to tell you all mine but all the bands out there that's thick you're a piece of garbage if you could be any animal you know those people have kindergartners this
00:33:13| but what we do it you live their life and die they're like that hmm if you say zoo elephant you're gonna die as well buddy okay say wild elf and someone's
00:33:24| gonna just steal you for your friggin ivory okay maybe like a cat some sort of like Leopard mmm interesting hope you got an animal you look like you're thinking about oh my dolphin guy I would
00:33:39| be a dolphin so it would be adopted all over all my friend going all over every bite yeah you want that your intelligent but I guess you could really find that out oh
00:33:48| I think you're gonna say you would break the mold idiot but you moron like all the other dolphins are just like had to exile you keeping pace with them somehow he's fast
00:34:02| but he's a break believe your first car my first car yeah although you know hey I know you need 40 although I believe when you describe your first ever car accident you glid which is combination
00:34:19| of glide and slid yep hello currently did a nice long like 30 seconds of sliding on ice when you're like what the disdain cars not gonna and then he boom like I was literally able to say all of
00:34:33| that before I hit them oh geez this is gonna hurt yeah what do you I was just car would stop the crazy was gonna be the craziest thing was that the airbag went off even though we're only going
00:34:45| about 20-25 miles an hour and when the airbag explodes it has all this toxic gas that uses today's band and the airbag instead of just being an airbag it crumpled and then exploded in
00:34:57| the middle so all the toxic gas just like exploded my face hmm I served right that's why I can no longer play hockey at my highest level anymore because you're making because help I guess you
00:35:12| really ever since that's that 16 year old car accident mentally house oh yeah he was who's like he watched her you like her I did 92 Firebird in case of water
00:35:27| it was teal yes it was I remember that car and fire you better uh this is a good one in the podcast really wants to know so I'm gonna ask you and steri you see
00:35:39| your answer here don't lie to me have you ever in your entire life given anyone probably girl sexy strip dance of course who doesn't do that come on man I'm a good answer and we get enough
00:35:54| followers you do one for the podcast with your clothes on but like the dance I want see the moves what are you doing this Rio and the shoulders are better than that you like
00:36:04| it but half banana banana hammock the problem is I couldn't say because I was visualizing myself in that's a weird twitch okay milk and then cereal or cereal and then milk who adds cereal to
00:36:25| milk okay there are people I really want I was trying to find out if you wanted that's the sir I mean when I was younger I sometimes I just skip the milk what whatever that's younger the new
00:36:40| rules f MK f marry kill I got three people for you you're right which one you want to which are married which way to Waco Martin Lord Luther King Gandhi Nelson Mandela Gandhi would be easy to
00:36:59| marry you just be you know just do just sit there Nelson Mandela you should have made it women because now it's just awkward okay you started you gotta finish point I just got toss a
00:37:21| coin three door no I want to hear you say who you want to kill let's say just was a Martin Luther King is gonna be the time to Cal stand up Nelson window is the bottom of Kent well it bottom of the
00:37:34| cap Nelson Mandela gets killed just hit who saves me thank you so your epidemic X I guess I have to do you have you phrase it that
00:37:51| way forcing me to now for standing no gun in his hand books let him do his thing three more here who's your celebrity man crush I mean this is in lieu of that one
00:38:05| bit of a man crush somebody a big promises time there's so many can't man candy depo I'm not going to pass on this one there's okay on like all the civil
00:38:27| rights in the past 50 years but you're not removed for them they're not actual people now I mean they were but not they aren't now trouble there who's a celebrity you hate
00:38:39| and then I have one last question who's live really hate it just at random like you there's no reason for is like there's are things that make sense I get it
00:38:48| honey boo boo mom I don't hate her she's seen done right um what's the worst thing a player can do to you in hockey I'm not looking for up I had three goals and two assists and he knocked the puck
00:39:03| out of my stick I mean do you like double guys who give you the stick under the armpit do you like the guys who raise the stick under your legs give you the old Kupchak
00:39:12| do you like the guys who uh who bored you or the worst you're working the puck along the boards it just kind of swatches you and he just leans on you you're like gonna even golfer you smell
00:39:23| it's gonna do it three three of them from least to most probably it's good to go it is the slewfoot really bothers me so these dirt as every dirty that's um now can move yeah I'm gonna hit swear it
00:39:42| doesn't understand how you get worries your stories talk is that the slewfoot probably the the intentional like cups cup / like okay here's the the butt-end really bothers me
00:39:55| deliberate but in not like the simple but like the one where they slide their hand down and give you like a good like six inches hardly God what ended yeah I
00:40:08| skirted around that neatly entendre heard double entendre and like the quick punch like when you're in like a scuffle and like the ref is clearly looking but the guys are steady
00:40:21| I think the Louisville on the face the hardener the glove hard on the face is worse than punch they hold it there real hard no--don't was a sneak punch like after
00:40:30| everything's are gone and you're like oh just letting up now and then he says like cool it's just like I wasn't the time dude someone who's friends with us we'll call
00:40:41| in mr. Parker you know yeah audit we won a playoff game against the team and he may have scored a goal and assist I don't know if he's one of those defenseman see just placed forward bowl
00:40:57| game those guys that they probably bugged me thinking anyway my brother-in-law's won but we love them just play forward guys guys play forward you every rush you're you're in on every
00:41:11| rush you're in on every goal you just stay home play defense anyway yeah there are other defenseman I'm standing there like alright I'll just sit here the nurse
00:41:21| think I'll just I'll just chill back and cover everybody anyway this certain individual friend of ours was on my team and we've won a playoff game eliminated the other team
00:41:32| older gentleman and a certain individual friend of ours said you like that shit huh yeah during the handshake line and someone actually punched him and another
00:41:43| guy just saw someone right totally but then someone else punched someone else and I didn't know who punched two so I grabbed some guy I'm not gonna punch him I'll just hold him like trying to see
00:41:52| who's to blame boost or whatever and he's like looking to and then someone jumps someone and before you know we have a line like it's a brawl but it's in the handshake line
00:42:01| and I was like oh my god you know two people start fighting and I literally let go this guy I'm totally fine I'm totally not gonna hit anybody the guy me and I sprained my ass muscles the
00:42:14| stranger is gonna hold this it's like you're you chance for enteric chemistry luteus oh yes the glue oh my god I did not expect that I couldn't go to work the next day like but I still blame that
00:42:30| individual talking shit and shit but I would believe them they bring beer next time did he make up for it what the hell would he ever bring some people to make up for he went up on the
00:42:48| rush on offense a few times trying to score myself without passing a bit yeah well it kind fellow what a fellow hmm anyway moving on that's the get to know Dan segment it's funny once we do it
00:43:03| folks see what's interesting still hung up on the only answer you didn't give me with celebrity tank are spruce inbred it like yeah
00:43:17| Tom Cruise oh yeah I'm talking about them with well they do what well you'll be filming it don't worry sand at end of their careers maybe the possibility right if we're gonna move on to our next
00:43:33| segment may I actually sure okay folks at home I don't trust me at all clicking going on you pull them up people's I'm here to grab that's the I do dough how do you do
00:44:13| anyway it's cutting edge give you a little show right here so this bad boy because you broke it dude no it's is that is that destiny - when it comes out no actually
00:44:28| what it's for is God it seems incredible it's the app-v are double of three headset it's got built-in stretchable headphones as you see over stretch one of them but it's no problem it goes
00:44:44| right back it's compatible with all phones just Android phones just iPhones no all phones I'm telling you this is the future of gaming Wow six and a half
00:45:01| inches it's in this bad boy and takes you to a world you've never been to before weighs fourteen point nine ounces its high-grade perforated leather mm with the deluxe nose bridge the
00:45:18| oversized 42 millimeter lens it's imported from China and everything it everything from China sucks this doesn't it's got shocking 3d immersion experience adjust pupil distance oh you
00:45:33| mean the IEA PD wow I do I do I'm not here to mess around not here to mess around folks it ranges from 58 millimeters to 68 millimeters do you know you look at these things you're
00:45:46| squinting a little bit you're like I can't see that well these are just these aren't a game this is the next level it's got a changing focal point that'll probably change pinky so while you're
00:45:59| doing this hop on the VR trip and join us at the others it's incredible probably like $100 150 I don't know if I can afford it just get folks that's an amazing deal I must say edible I don't
00:46:19| know anything raw plastic could be that cheap the high premium leather yeah really sent you over the edge and I used it one time that was impressive but ultimately
00:46:34| the gr is it's for nerds it's fucking lame you know I don't like it stupid yeah it's interesting it's all no way too much there in the neck it's such
00:46:50| an infancy stage that people try and rebel over whoa I'm looking to my left and the roller coasters like it's like still going but I'm looking to the left discs away almost like reality Wow
00:47:03| listen I played some pretty cool video games in the life that is not one VR is all the unpaid are scoots VR in general two thumbs down things could change I'm not here to say it will never be
00:47:17| good I'm just saying right now it sucks step up the game did you shave a little bit a little bit left a little bit there no wait you don't is deficit I lost the whole thing oh you did oh yeah you did
00:47:33| it's did you happen to use the big foot shapes razor call because I did oh you know what I love these razors because they're so they're so close to the skin when they shave it's a single edge just
00:47:45| one head right down there it's nice and smooth I sometimes I have a big scraggly beard you know it's kind of like it's too much of my face and this comes right through it and it's really cheap it's
00:47:57| not bad it's $15 in Amazon and I bought it because it replaced one that already broke so five two of them because you'll need it I didn't expect you good learning learning those are our product
00:48:19| reviews for today proof Ted I do like that product but it gets stuck after a while and it snaps and it spins listlessly at the bottom as you real anger I'm jumping my acting game you
00:48:37| know bring in the celebrity challenge Scott stamp you're calling out you to try to sing on her Butler's versus travis barker but wait he's drum blink-182 still better Kenny sing I
00:48:57| don't know yeah should be uh do you want to tell them what they're gonna be singing should challenge Nickelback him and Nickelback Chad Kroeger yeah trying to Kroger versus the skillet step I
00:49:10| already Jones Travis Barker uh rude these promises like yeah I'll do it and then you were like she be a cruel there's no those guys versus the drummer Travis he's a friend of audience Travis
00:49:23| you with Parker you know you can play his drums upside down that I would pay to have that experience that's called a concert I believe just call the concert thing he doesn't
00:49:35| recover if you had actually balls they drive around motorcycles in and throw in a crowded drum as you spin I hope that becomes a thing I talked to a friend of mine who travels the country he doesn't
00:49:50| really have a whole season well no no but he's very learning is a college degree his parents are like fancy diplomats that he comes from money but he travels the world because he doesn't
00:50:06| anyway he's a he's my drummer for my college band he uh we had a thing how cool would it be we were a traveling music group so that the drummer of a celeriac Horace were all and like the
00:50:21| back of a pickup truck and we're just playing with amps everywhere but like travel in the world like not even stopping anywhere is playing feel like that's why they have boys ordered and
00:50:33| ordinances for those people is individual I feel like that was the thing in the past this is the seventies and they're like we can't have any more rope and then Roman creo has been in
00:50:43| April that's a shame though but that would be sweet if you just like like your trailer opened up and then it was a stage yeah but I do I know of seats so they gets a job yeah we've been because
00:50:58| even if you don't like the music you see someone playing live it's different than listening to their CD not I mean mm-hmm especially nowadays whenever auto-tuned and yeah whoa you were in
00:51:12| silver sponsors will drop for you of auto-tune sponsors surely come no no we love auto-tune especially Kanye you auto-tune DJ poignant um he has a kind of trending name to this French and
00:51:28| Kanye Oh ooh I never asked you that and I was thinking myself a really favorite teacher ever this is a dancer but I never heard of
00:51:45| down brother done really yeah he's the first guy who's like you know he's like pointed me out he's like you're smart you're good I'll be your friend so you only like him because he showered me
00:51:59| with greatness he said can you really are a good guy actually I had my laptop and this is when internet was sparse and need you have anyway to those laptops didn't come
00:52:16| with Wi-Fi back then of course not they were in the chip dude and my keyboard right yeah you just like Carden say yeah and he gave me his card he just gave it to me so I could answer your vCard or
00:52:28| his new card or 1:00 p.m. CIA there's no V in there okay SH you're a giant letters not anymore oh I think we've moved on to the word of the moment Jimmy you want to hear my
00:52:47| where the moment it's a little vulgar old interesting Patti I'm curious no no not the word itself isn't so I worked with a guy who's he's like mentally the age like 10 or so I'll use any terms
00:53:02| that describe me because I'm not sure any of them legally binding or telling me rude he's a nice guy he just gets on my nerves and he is not intelligent he got cards anyway he calls
00:53:19| our hand handcarts okay the word of the day is named cart okay I've called it a hand truck my whole life we have three of them at work every
00:53:30| one is called an entrance my whole life we have called hand trucks every day for nine months that he's worked there every day it's a hand truck it he has these weird things where he cubed reverts to
00:53:42| some old timey things huh the other day he said to me uh how about that Jerry Seinfeld and I said what he said I'm he's so funny you know I was like yeah but you mean in retrospect right not
00:54:03| right now he's just left and walked away he calls hand trucks hand carts anyway what bugs me beyond belief does he's always up my butt at work and today I got back in early 2:30 something and he
00:54:17| was there and the worst thing in the world I Drive up I pull up in front of work down the route you got to collect my thoughts maybe text someone I don't know check my
00:54:27| phone I want to see what trash I have in the vehicle the lunch and everything I got water bottles maybe I'm finished I don't know yeah paperwork is my money all here and then I look in the back I
00:54:36| guess see do I have to bring anything in whatever brenton that's sorta cushy I'm gonna breathe a little bit he's drove all day every time did he's at work he comes outside he opens my
00:54:51| door and says haha I see you got stuck and I'm like oh they don't say something like you gonna bring everything in and I go yeah gonna bring it then I try not to look at him and he says well you got
00:55:05| your hand card here and I said it's a man rock and that was today and I really wanted to hit him for saying handcart and I apologize if do you say handcart maybe maybe people do it's a hand truck
00:55:18| you know the wheels that handles is foxy but yeah I know he's talking about this is some difference I apologize that's it so if you go to the grocery store and you have the thing you put
00:55:29| groceries in what's a shopping cart okay people down here call it a bug I was like a buggies like a what the Amish people like sit in when they're like whipping their horses to go like
00:55:43| that see there's like a car that might be a buggy - but it's not in cars car guys get your neighbor room Street give me their hurricanes for a reason I want views a lot pander to bet on CNN and
00:56:05| said I never I was JK because I'm jealous of how beautiful those people are and they've come together and fix everything so that's why I said that it was extreme jealousy huh I mean actually
00:56:19| Randy's yeah yes I have a plate do you have a word of the day I really didn't and so this was recently used on one of my food shows that I watch the guy was enjoying I think it was a bowl of fuck
00:56:37| which is like a soup and I think it was some sort of remote city in like Malaysia or something and he called he called the soup tumescent you know a new message means beautiful beyond belief
00:56:50| yeah but guys like I did transcended it has a sexual overtones though it's like it's like it makes you swell because the fanzine tastier Angie yeah it tastes too boyish you know I want to just eat this
00:57:07| soup right now deliciousness yep that's not to mess at though what you're doing with your mouth man and she's watching din on buzz yours a little month this is the work I mention
00:57:23| the message until now wait is undelicious award can you on everything I don't think it matters certainly [Music]
00:57:40| well interestingly enough I have been in an abandoned building Oh what main topic skipping right a heavy there already it's been an hour and I don't like these people okay and i'm not a panderer I
00:57:57| can't stand every view you could edit this out see YouTube watching pls --is there I was gonna say PC sorry yeah politically correct hmm yeah okay I don't hate those just like them I like
00:58:20| them a lot you know I'm gonna slide slide right into urban exploring I think we can what kind of Umbra hanok cropped up because I just recently watched it I go plug that movie as much as I can
00:58:35| because I love it and it lives in the sewers and I'm gonna start with a different spin on it so what makes the sewers creepy what makes a movie creepy I think what makes sewers creepy is the
00:58:50| discarded things hmm like no humans touch that stuff anymore yeah right because I think dumps are actually creepy too yeah except that more people touched up and dumps than
00:59:03| sewers does that make sense yeah and dictionary of obscure sorrows has a word for some of that stuff can op see yeah that's what I thought it was emptiness of places that's like a
00:59:17| lack of people being there or that people have already been there and I've left a little like piece of themselves so you realize that like this is either like completely devoid of life or life
00:59:28| is you know has its signs that it's been there for in past I got it right all right so I got I got I guess a quick quick hit for you like what what symbols are gonna creepy in everyday life that
00:59:46| like if you saw like you came home and you knew your home was a certain way and things are rearranged you'd be freaked out right if you knew you freaked out of all his toys were in the
00:59:59| middle of the room just in a row just in the middle of the room oh dude no no like one one one one like perfectly in line mm-hmm and in all the rooms and I'd be like Dom did you do this it's a ghost
01:00:15| we have to move I'm sorry I think we're moving out forever no not exactly it really happened I'm not sure I guess there's a lot of things like that that you things you take for
01:00:27| granted because everyone's routine is kind of the same that if things started changing I started thinking about this with just years told me if stuff was moved right stuff that you would have to
01:00:41| move as moved mm-hmm what if every morning you woke up all the sinks in the house were turned to the on position and were flowing that's just a weird thing yeah that's
01:00:54| one of those things we just like you try to blame your other and then you're like this is walls it's just a strange but if it only happened once you'd blow it off right what if it happens two days in a
01:01:06| row and you're both next to each other in that and no house isn't like you're like or like middle of the night when you you know everything is locked and silent and then you hear like a door
01:01:16| shut or something turns on sheriff cabinet slams well yeah I always allow for some noise like one that's what you pass for noise just doing I'll do a door slam a cabinet ball like this you get a
01:01:31| bag of sugar brown sugar some of the actors you look I'm sure and just like a flower on the edges of tables and and playing in playing in like 12 hours later balls yeah that's that's possible
01:01:42| all the faucets in your house I'm talking the bathroom one downstairs the basement the one that holds the washing machine like that boss its own for some reason every boss it's just on no one
01:01:53| knows why that's weird no hands no creeped me out that most most recently I had my phone hooked up to a Bluetooth speaker and I was like most of the apps are sign
01:02:06| I finally hit one that had like a video of a guy talking so I switch to that one and like I'm about to go to sleep and I hear a guy talking in like the room next door I was like uh and it took me a good
01:02:20| like thirty seconds to realize that monsters ooh that's weird that's crazy yeah I was like bison Oh because we go so he'll it wasn't like a dude's face it was like a video yeah it was like like
01:02:32| fading in like I couldn't write anything was talking and I was just like okay you get it yeah so what I was gone for is that it's really the situation the ambience that really gets you it when
01:02:47| it's like a scary movie or I got a weird like look I think the best description of creepy is when you juxtapose the most extremely twisted weird things with the most normal calm cozy thing right that's
01:03:04| like fallout of the fallout I'm going to sleep in bed and here's a mangled body but you I mean like they don't go together you don't put a cozy with weird things a sever jarring right yes because
01:03:18| it makes it that much more juxtapose II it's a classic fallout thing where it's just like well that had all sort of random bunkers and stuff so under this overpass there was a door that led into
01:03:29| a bathroom it went downstairs and you can see like the subway tiles and they're like the sink you turn the corner and then the entire bathroom is just these plungers stuck on every area
01:03:39| of the wall and then these pencils were stacked on top of one another like impossibly stacked and you look and just as you turn the pencils fall down there's like I didn't I didn't get to
01:03:54| that point I think that's pretty badass yeah just that someone had the time to do that and that like the tingle on the back here neck was the motion there go further just going really hit it really
01:04:05| hard yeah some good stuff I love that stuff get your heart going make sure makes you're alive okay tell us all and it would uplift the podcast
01:04:15| mm I guess so it's liste in this mood okay that's creeping uh it's I love previous and in fallout 4 there's a mission where you're supposed
01:04:25| to stay the MIR lurks the crab dudes with the hands uh-huh yeah so you Golan is their lair it's a whole city of them and there's extra bonus if you don't hurt one of them to literally are
01:04:38| getting stabbed and attacked is you're running he just like a girl running right and just hiding and going through doors and everything it took me like an hour to do this mission and final these
01:04:48| eggs and whatever and bring them back to the guy well he gave you the bonus money I didn't hurt anyone was totally fine it was it took a long time and it really should took like ten minutes I think you
01:05:00| know I'm going oh yeah so I didn't need to go back but I took my finger and I went back and I killed the most gruesome weapon I could and I enjoyed it's so bad they were clacking their claws like
01:05:15| they're coming at me again it sounds like not today mission had to do to Holden the blowtorch I got a new weapon at the time I was like some kind of weird blowtorch you can make it was a
01:05:28| flame sword or a flame so the flame sword and it was like they're creatures like they didn't I was like this is the best angle there crustaceous bodies exploded you know under the river but it
01:05:50| was well suitable I love going along these journeys with you is replaying you look down and you were down there watching yeah I remember that one it's kind of like dinosaur duo it definitely
01:06:01| did I feel latest cert is exactly what I would do I'd see like nice not today I'm not gonna let this game to play me I'm plowing okay not today so this is Dan Val he he does
01:06:15| a sort of similar thing with urban exploring well he'll go and did not heal Europe not Merton not really not even caves even but he'll go to like old factories and abandoned asylums and
01:06:26| stuff and go around them you know when they're almost completely then they are I would assume I mean well that was event help abandoned uh what the role is usually you see like
01:06:38| paint like peeling off the walls so it's more than ten years that's pretty good right okay what I'm interesting I worked in a bunch of buildings that were just storage from
01:06:51| five row homes in a row that we hollowed out I had three floors each and they were just storage so we saved 40 years 50 years so when I came time to clear them
01:07:03| out we sold the buildings we'd empty all our boxes all our storage everything the only thing that was like some of them didn't have running water one of them didn't have a working electric and most
01:07:15| of them just the ceilings were falling down to the floor below and you could see through floors like it was always like don't hang there too long just get your stuff and get out and they were
01:07:26| really old timing built in a poor neighborhood so they weren't built very well what's crazy is I look back I had videos I share it I'll have any more right now but um like in 69 that's the
01:07:40| address third floor the roof had been falling for so long that there was a pile in the corner that was almost waist high and it was just roof that it you know insulation or something I just
01:07:53| would it whatever the eventually can falling like there were no railings on the stairs anymore there were bad tubs that were like 60 years old that were just empty there's no running water
01:08:06| right right we took that they wave it through in the capital in you know that the steps were like super steep and made of this like linoleum weird stuff that was just covered in whatever the roof
01:08:18| was like the stuff just settled over years fell down on itself but it was cool because you could definitely hold a feel ghost energy I think it's kind of ridiculous but you could feel a
01:08:30| different time huh I don't know what do you think you're like the sixties almost yeah Anna Moya but of the word that's coming up like a time of nostalgia that you never lived in yeah can I be
01:08:46| at 56 - that's interesting I'm just Yellin ease obscures oh yeah obscurely sorrow a jewel incredible fantastic take it where you will the only thing I will say is in 67 or 69 there was a an old
01:09:03| couple he used to read there in the 60s I think your sixties and fifties but one of them had a heart attack and in their sleep so the other one woke up saw this and it was before cellphones so I don't
01:09:17| they were sprinting to the pay phone or whatever or where the bedroom was just a little third floor say to go down steps a camera or he had a heart attack and she ran for elbow she had our tech team
01:09:27| ever whoever was the other person ran for help and fell down the steps and died don't look found it like these you could feel that them a bit yes and now like I pretended I think more so did
01:09:44| somebody tell you before you went in okay yeah back in the day they would try and mess with you and be like there's gold silver and all that stuff you know yeah I see like fingerprints or anything
01:09:52| like there's probably bunch of dust no fingerprints everywhere what do you see in fingerprints look there's like the the thing that Dan Bell would worry about is we went to have been in places
01:10:03| that there's squatters or there's somebody that's junkie and it's like lit up inside so yeah because we were only one entrance our work so you know I mean so you it was good so you knew it was
01:10:14| sealed out her yeah the places that Dan bone goes sometimes like he'll be filming and like yes ensure he doesn't see fresh signs of yeah well be like oh hey fresh new blueprint for like bolts
01:10:26| crazy cults like that hang out there fresh and answer people hiding behind doors or something has he ever owned had any anyone show up on his pocket or those videos he um I
01:10:38| guess as far as scary people no because I guess most of the people that are doing wrong don't want to interfere with him but he has seen them like there was one where there was a door that was shut
01:10:49| and the handle of the door had fallen off so you could see through the handle portion and when he walks up the steps it's dark behind the handle and he's just taking a surveillance of the
01:11:00| and as he does like you could see the person move away like the darkness moved away I'd say where they're they're like yeah what's crazy about those buildings or those rooms or those whatever you
01:11:13| want all is there's a silence that's loud if that makes sense to look into keyrings everything is amplified because you're I guess yeah I'm talking when you stand still in those buildings there's a
01:11:28| almost like if you're listening to a non panderers podcasters that's like books like that the feeling that it emptiness that's stronger than being like filled with people like it's louder than that I
01:11:41| guess cuz like if you entered a room that you know in your house Donella did like a bathroom or like the bedroom you haven't been in in like six hours there's no weird feeling or satellite
01:11:52| attitude there yet no no because it just had noise in there six hours it or whatever or my case six years ago but anyway yeah of myself moment of silence when you're you're taking it in and some
01:12:08| sort of abandoned place yeah it's definitely different oh it's not magical or gas or a lack of energy it's a there's a spin off of that is so like you probably do you still
01:12:25| have your bedroom growing up zetsu exists or did your parents really evide that was so when I was 13 so and then the bedroom I have when I moved when I was 13 has been converted into a baby
01:12:40| room so like the all the grandkids can sleep there so it's like it's been repurposed its pointed from memory essentially what about places that you were like college like your your first
01:12:51| bike dorm room or like your first house that you stayed in with all your buds I mean those don't go back for a tour no you're looking for an indoor place that I'm just looking at replaced that
01:13:04| you you had all these memories and you existed in and you had a joy sure and I'll say Oh leave them max where's playground I grew up at well they brough I over there I used to
01:13:19| do all sorts up there hang out play basketball I went to summer camp there the pool all that stuff and now when I go back it is a different place it's just kind of different feel different
01:13:30| energy it's not me anymore I'm not there anymore it feels like I'm not a part of it I don't know if everyone feels like that when they go back to a place but what's the word everyone thinks it looks
01:13:40| smaller than it used to because when you're little yeah that makes sense mean physically it would be smaller too but also as you grow I guess your you travel more of the world this is a flagrant
01:13:53| somewhere we've stopped off of the swing set yeah I mean it's like you've been to more playgrounds in a dozens hundreds of those I guess for me is that I'm always the person who's the last to leave for
01:14:07| some reason because I guess I take care of other people's crap so like the apartment after my second year of college it was Mitch and I and then two of the
01:14:18| guys him they left because they kind of sucked and they left all their shit there so I was clean up all their shit that's fruit and like yeah and Mitch left and then I was cleared off some
01:14:27| more stuff by the time I done is just like an empty shell of what was yeah it's just a strange thing to look around and say like you know this place is essentially dead to me now and you have
01:14:40| to let it go until next year because we use datum the only weird thing is album was actually empty it's almost weirder when someone else is living it like when I say in the
01:14:55| playground like I'm living in after you right and you know those people taking over you're right right and it's almost like like if I go by max planners playground I almost go stop you buddy
01:15:05| listen this is where I do my stunts yo this is where I learned how to play chink tennis ball game yo that's Foursquare don't be staying here and be like there used to be a
01:15:14| metal giraffe here okay dude Stokely reinvest those a little drip everybody would climb inside and all those stuff yeah did anyone else in the world have a metal trap as like played nothing it was
01:15:26| supposed to be life size so the dress standing in all four and you can climb into its belly essentially huh was it sensible an angel it's compared to yeah standards yes it
01:15:38| was and what's weird is its spots were all hollow so that's how you can see through the draft and see where we fall out for well no no you couldn't follow the sponsor too small but the one on the
01:15:48| bottom like where it would have a baby almost okay you know how people were getting into and out of the giraffe it's the other thing is right into the giraffe there was I want to say there
01:15:59| were block letters that are all connected but they weren't really letters they were supposed to be shapes that kids could slide one was written the most profanity I've ever seen in my
01:16:08| entire life like kids would just drop water on it um I literally saw my first picture of a vagina there when I was like four I had no clue so hairy and weird there were so
01:16:20| many curse words I can't even repeat them all I was wish I had a camera so I can look at it now because they painted over every year every couple of years that change it
01:16:29| yeah but it would always come back but I still remember the graffiti a little bit on that thing I think one time hold on I don't know if I'm making this up one time I'm pretty sure there was like a
01:16:41| pet seminar or a pet thing and they got a peacock loose at max mark they got loose into the like hidden the grass and there were all these people that had to come and like get it out he correct me
01:16:54| if I'm wrong anyone who grew up there but you know that's insane I just remember this stuff now yeah that memory so far ago that you probably don't know how real it is Oh like the
01:17:06| present I have no clue I've done a lot of damage to myself over the years so it does not help hey the huge if you're listening type in the comments anything to have it at Max Myers besides you
01:17:24| calling those link okay this sounds weird but it was like mostly the white kids and all the white kids I mean we would all hang out or whatever but like we were friends and then there was like
01:17:37| the Puerto Rican kids would hang out with the poor and then the black kids Mayo the black kids and then we would all play the basketball or tag or whatever and I
01:17:46| think one time Dan said to the black kids that they like men in speedos and I can't remember why and then punched him in the mouth like five times everybody
01:17:56| obvious reprise her memories are coming back yeah oh my god so funny but because he was holding the dog wink oh my god that's so funny he deserved it hey who deserved it what's funny is like
01:18:09| I remember racism then too but it was different than it is now like I feel like you would play basketball it would be like the black kids been playing with the white kids
01:18:20| and we'd all play like you know something switch teams up you mix the two players in whatever and like they would move it all talk shit on the Puerto Rican kids but then like I feel
01:18:29| like if the Puerto Rican kids were all playing with us we're playing tag or like free a nun or whatever free so are any of these games we may be like they do talk crap little black kids and I'm a
01:18:40| hundred percent sure the Puerto Ricans as the Vikings are all playing everybody like check out the woods my herd of losers it's just so funny it's this is a different time yeah and now I live in
01:18:51| the suburbs it's like different I don't see that every day I guess it's a rich history right there it's well go to max - no let me go back and try and play old kids there are no parents I'm just
01:19:05| playing with your kids play with your kids memories we used to be five only you guys come home a big joke folks Joe I yeah interesting so what would you do if you go have you gone back to those
01:19:28| places that you go so I do deliveries to Northeast Philly once a week I'll go there and drive by and I will go out of my way to drive by Max Myers or my old house because you can take any room you
01:19:42| want and while you're getting a to be I mean like it doesn't have to cut down this street versus go eight blocks and cut down master you're still going the same place I always drive by but I never
01:19:53| never really get out walk but no that's like like as I went through college and the time after I'd always return back home my parents home they kept it for like 30 years so my room became more and
01:20:10| more devoid of stuff because I take like one or two things and move it to my new house and they weren't moving anything new in there yeah for a long time it yeah just get emptier and emptier until
01:20:20| they finally like rearranged it and then it was just like you know maybe it has like something I never really wanted it was still in the closet now just look at it be like this is not this is worthless
01:20:30| dirt it became kind of weird because it's like a shell you're aware of like all the good times you had it's like the the positive parts that you had in the past are now making the room like a
01:20:41| negative I think it's a it's no longer a good place to be it just feels so hollow more hollow than it could be if it was just a random thing like a new place to you would not feel hollow like that
01:20:54| right I understand what you're saying but do you think that the things that happen there are still happening there in a way I mean the best I guess I mean I guess people give up on things sort of
01:21:06| because my parents moved like several years later and even they didn't have any like they they I don't know if they're pretending but they pretend like they don't have any emotional connection
01:21:15| to the house like when they sold it they're like yeah we sold it think I were done with that piece of shit like but it's like it's like over selling over selling it yeah I guess
01:21:24| it's like they protect us ourselves not make themselves their emotions it just seems strange because it's like that was our like our family house for 30 years and that's where everything happened but
01:21:37| they're left behind what's going want to tell them something I kind of want to drive by the house and see like how the new family is using it like it was like a recreation of what you were doing like
01:21:52| the way your family did right well just said that just happens over and over and over again until it is blending everyone moves on but here's the question so is there an actual scientific value
01:22:07| attached to that house because I'm so subjective there's no measurement for it right other than like the Realtors like square footage and value at cost that's the size beyond is there any remnant of
01:22:24| anything does the pants leave any traces does is there anything left behind that because we're just talking about like we're here in the house where someone dies or the 1960s happened it hasn't
01:22:35| been touched since then you can feel it right is that fake you think like an efference of me is still in that house living no I mean is in essence of the hasn't been touched in the 1960s no
01:22:48| there's some strange places that Dan bell goes to that are like old resorts right well do you think there's anything there or is it just as a bullshit I think there is because so if there is it
01:23:02| has to be some scientific thing that what what would you almost say it is a weight from the past I think we're filled with the idea of what the past is like even like the
01:23:13| history of like how it like even back to the 1800s if you saw like a piece of furniture you would probably assume like a time frame that came from so if you're going through like a an urban
01:23:24| exploration and it's someplace that was built in like the early 1900s you would see a piece of furniture and then it would evoke something from you that's like make you think that it was they
01:23:34| would push you in that setting because that's you knew it you knew it was from that time and that's then that's 100% subjective right no we were saying so it's it's it's only individual not
01:23:43| really there like if an animal walked into a building that's been CEO since anything because it doesn't know 1964 this goddamn left leg is everything I don't know yeah so it's it's essentially
01:23:58| a human thing I think so okay like yours any animals that like Chernobyl and stuff and they don't give it don't care you do I hear weird stories that there are certain creatures that don't go
01:24:09| certain places or is that not true No you think they what about these abandoned moles and so there's no is there like ant colonies in there or like deer wandering in now then or is it too
01:24:22| difficult to get to physically like do I mean it's like they got to go through a door and up the down escalator and deers need escalators it's brutal I don't know maybe like physical limits try to get
01:24:32| through door but I guess there's certain animals that are more freely entering buildings that like the human-like I guess human relatable animals like a raccoon ooh hold on is there a human
01:24:44| smell laughing mind must be picking up on some smells like Emma khals from all this stuff we make yeah or us we need the hot chemicals right so like what animal would be the one that tries to
01:24:58| get the farthest away away I'm not sure deer still come with deer from do you only gets the closest because it thinks there's food there's like a raccoon and I get there maybe I could picture that
01:25:08| going to abandoned places I don't know something fun it is and some folks were trailing now I think we're fatally yeah yeah we're fading we're gonna bring wrap it up but uh what
01:25:22| I said it's not a sandwich you can put it in a tortilla what's around let's wrap in the rap it's a wrap folks um so anyway wrap it up you can literally scream dickhead across
01:25:37| from your father Travis Barker you beat up on some people yeah take take your hand cart with you with a dance those another with celebrity man crushes even though it's been a man's work to say
01:25:54| okay you go for the muscly guys huh they say you're not alone that's interesting huh yeah it's interesting even so who are you thinking like Q Bret no he's that issues oh so now you need a guy who
01:26:09| doesn't have interesting doesn't have a process yeah too many nice standard - I apologize it was perfect man hmm maybe you're looking at I don't see anybody like a Chris Pratt I
01:26:28| think Chris paddie BP cool got to hang out with you couldn't remember his name three podcasts ago but he keeps coming up keeps coming back yeah new they're single they're really got some bits of
01:26:42| this guy I didn't think you would enjoy it to the podcast Chris Pratt good friend of the podcast and I'll be on panders if you're wondering how to learn more about us it's actually pretty easy
01:26:54| see this website here so I'm linking it sorry there's comm unpaid there's I come we got all of the socials you want to twist you want twat us you want a twink twinks wink us go for it just do it on
01:27:10| pander us let me even worry about it folks patreon we got a patreon money certainly do holy smokes I know I know how I'm doing with my afternoon I'm going the unpaid nurse calm I'll check
01:27:25| out all their stuff I'm just did just send them every dollar I have oh I got lost again that's what you guys it's a good good it has been good I need a snow cat that was like a
01:27:39| steamie one we learned a lot about just do me do you want to take positions next time do you want to give it to them I'll give you those questions give you some different one off-the-cuff don't ask me
01:27:56| some weird ones like have you ever had sex in a garden while a priest watched after the age I'm not going to tell you after the age of them oh no folks he's doing and he's Nick tried to miss well
01:28:15| we all gather or be on and offenders amber Stokes about all of jumpers to a nothing you like like a lot
00:00:12| Jean about wait it you might want to start the episode because I have a big bang news flash for every way oh yeah you want to hit it dip it in and go ahead and ice already started it when
00:00:23| did you start it before we talk about music Oh interesting well folks I'm Nick I'm Dan together we formed this unlikely duo that you won't find anywhere else
00:00:35| we call ourselves got the eye on hey I read over yep couple of snakes in the grass hide your children we've been around right of children's children is not advised to listen to our podcast not
00:00:58| to mention all the things we say and do here there are not our opinions not the opinions of all employers and they're definitely not the opinions of anyone we'd eat if they found out they'd kill
00:01:10| us yeah familial relatives definitely none number 2 job people nope random acquaintances coworkers no we don't mean to represent that or odd at all this is justice so it's my pen I'm I'm taking a
00:01:28| note as we broke yes because this was a good one lighthearted podcast it is that's what we do here we just kind of we don't really we don't think of that what do you say we do here just
00:01:45| light-hearted talk that we go back and forth because repeated that sentence all times do there's topics yeah she therefore Amiens and go off on tangents we keep our opinions to
00:01:57| ourselves we don't like to share here yeah other people's opinions though we voiced them a lot but we'll talk about as there are opinions there from whose whose opinions they are everything we
00:02:08| say is prom another source except our exactly those are actually opinions of someone else we consider them packed trying to us get some stupid lawsuit and then we'll be
00:02:26| done I'm kidding it's Jamaica unique deserves a lawsuit everything you say is actually not our opinions except the facts most of the facts are our opinions will you
00:02:38| read I will all accept facts as opinions yes mm-hmm they're Ohio it's a fairy garden all right Lawrence on oh here we go a little-known fact
00:02:50| well in fact okay is this is leading into something no it's about salt that we're discussing really okay if you listen most monthly Jackson's songs are very sexual pretty obvious right listen
00:03:05| to song Billie Jean didn't intend to tintin tintin it's a Beatle tempo it really is with you not ever do tempo like Bruce Springsteen born in the USA but just means you got a longer schlong
00:03:33| the most people you and yeah but those people from New Jersey oh my those boats saw me hold my nose I don't see it hmm if you were draped in an American flag I think it'd be
00:03:48| appropriate I guess and you weren't from New Jersey I would really hope our one other problem I think it I think music that would accompany like a Rube Goldberg machine I think that would be
00:04:01| inappropriate you don't music because it's setting off other traps and things indeed yeah it constant all these little dams lighting things the kingdom indeed
00:04:11| I actually just heard a song that I think is pretty timeless because I just heard it in what's this show with Olivia Pope and she's like dating the president or
00:04:24| he's not the president Oh Jonas candle thank you yes good catch I really gave you nothing to go on you have you got it I could I felt you and believe me
00:04:35| yeah and complete I was literally taking a poop downstairs and I am heard upstairs the TV was still playing the show we don't even watch in this house I think it just came away after Gray's
00:04:47| Anatomy of course um I'm sure still games on and it was right I have no clue out there's like fires going on there's people dying everywhere it's like the same show just rehab so I don't know I
00:05:01| married I married the corpse and then he reanimated and then I divorced him and had sex with his ex-wife well and then can you believe it there was an emergency near the hospital where many
00:05:09| people got injured and this crazy stuff started happening and it's like yep look at anyway cool of him magnificent surgery to save their lives thank goodness or not house was the only
00:05:21| good medical show and scrubs I never actually scrubs what we do and how should house I didn't really watch all that much it was good I mean it's like house is medical law on order like no
00:05:35| one seeks it out but if it's on TV and it's like coming on you're like let me see what this one's about they're like oh she had a brain aneurysm this is a little weird because she's allergic to
00:05:45| mold because she was kissing a moment you're like mold man kiss her gave her that seizure you know typical episode toilet paper okay sorry good job he kept I kept
00:06:12| fighting if I kept I kept I guess yes well what I was getting at was in an episode of scandal while I was pooping I did hear Nine Inch Nails a warm place you know that's all no instrumental it's
00:06:27| a really moving emotional piece but there had to be like the late 90s and they're still using it and chose today but it's a good piece thanks Trent Trent Reznor
00:06:39| yeah it's gonna work it's good friend of the podcast honestly he's still alive thank you then we just came to help Buffalo years ago I'm always amazed when I got a 90s or 80s pop star or I just oh
00:06:55| okay yeah okay it's still alive yeah once it's Sammy Hagar is still alive and he looks like he's even though he's like 70 or 80 he looks like he's like 40 one of the big followers of the
00:07:05| show will call him the huge heel of Axl we all know what Axl looks like it sounds like the same thing a dead pig oh and I'm talking about when he was alive I looked like an animated course you
00:07:21| believe this guy wanted me to show it oh man I did four years ago yeah but the AC and the running joke feel like it was a I don't remember but was actually a good time at the concert wasn't that good I
00:07:39| probably told him it was good so he's listening today it wasn't that good but I had a really good time and he was me with Dave yeah it was anyway that concludes our huge part of the podcast
00:07:53| we've got that one out early lied down out a little quick real quick get that you don't want that with it that's a that's a dirty dirty dirty piece of work man oh and I actually feel really bad
00:08:07| I'm just 15 minutes ago send him a picture of his girlfriend that I got from Facebook but I Photoshop snake eyes and a snake tongue and I don't usually do that because I feel because I don't
00:08:22| know like if I knew her better it would be cool to photoshop her but I feel like it's kind of rude I've like yeah well they're a few times and that are like four times gonna be like where's the
00:08:32| boundary on where you photoshop someone's face to look like a snake hmm but it all stemmed from a fake conversation he had with her like I made a little sentence and I ended the one
00:08:43| sentence with too many asses so in my brain I thought it sounds like she's a snake and how funny would it be if I sent him a picture of his own girlfriend look looking like a snake after all
00:08:55| those s's and I did it it took like ten minutes and it was the best 10 minutes of my life I was laughs and crack it up that's weird and then when I sent it well that's what I was gonna say you
00:09:04| wouldn't ever do that no I was thinking I was watching tame impala but say hey I thought about which one I want to change a thousand things but the limo my date the newer one or the other
00:09:18| one the one with the girl in the gym and she's y know what I didn't see the video oh I don't know yeah but I do know they're newer stop it I like it yeah I'll look up the video after the
00:09:29| back door I just search the history and the on panderers mom yeah I I think I will well there's a there's a the guy that she's unpatch awaited with his name is
00:09:39| Trevor and you know Travis you call him Trevor isn't so he puts on a jacket that has like this like pink and blue aura to it and it has Trevor written on the back and I haven't talked to Travis from like
00:09:51| Travis said she was gonna send him the picture without saying anything like he isn't just the picture it be out of nowhere what up he won't find this podcast for
00:10:02| like months we've come really big did he marry like an underage I don't know I'm not here to talk I'm here to find out the truth about my friends who just I haven't talked to in eight years I think
00:10:18| I think he married a normal aged girl for clarification on the podcast she was of age and normal and she could be awesome I really am NOT his nephew I've never met her she's probably more
00:10:36| awesome than him he was awful I hated Travis how was he at ice hockey I only play roller are you Lou he's pretty good he's kind of like it was pretty bitter was kind of like a shitty Madonna which
00:10:49| still makes me pretty good know what that means we're on for number nine no I know who Mike Modano is but I can't I don't miss him Dallas Stars Jersey and he kind of okay
00:11:04| now I see the connection okay okay that make sense power strictly as a power forward that's really shifty and elusive and lightly light on his toes you know what I mean oh that's the way I saw but
00:11:16| that was roller hockey completely different they both average and a lot of reverse yes definitely but wait and he looked careless he doesn't look like he's never he just totally chill don't
00:11:31| really go I'm leaning back a little bit yeah almost nonchalant but he's good yeah you know those guys those guys we don't pander to the host those folk if you don't break your
00:11:45| hard-working lunch-pail to the game we don't want you did your times that's right you pull yourself up by them good chances wheels to the bottom of those boots and you Stern roll a big just go
00:11:59| man and you better work at a steel mill or the industrial plant in the place where you were born that's all I'm saying as a key player
00:12:08| okay I pop up said that used to take like coke cans and like reform them in order to make blades and then they'd strap them to their shoes to make ice skates that sends sounds made up but I
00:12:20| mean because I he was not a very creative man he could something like that yeah I don't think he could mmm maybe maybe he was too ki living too smart and too wildly for me maybe that
00:12:37| was it for my child stuff okay could be we have a whaling segment here a new segment in a new sanctuary almost couldn't call it clarifications or questions for the past oh shoot
00:12:51| Corrections in a newspaper that deal you're saying what we may have said in the previous episode has been corrupted by jackals in a comment section before we discovered it ourselves travel but we
00:13:05| definitely read it before we're over there good I would hate to just find out for something sure called sitting at home mama's basement direct in the comments below right here okay
00:13:15| below right below me hear me lomi huh anyway got it oh yeah yep it was $300 look at a dog's butthole but in fact you wouldn't do it for 300 I'll just okay just just to clarify it
00:13:31| was not accurate and reliable or well it was a joke my real number thought like like with rent exactly that's what it's inline with you had another month lip um we see Seinfeld
00:13:50| I said 91 you said 97 started in 1989 wait that was a three Episode five episode pilot season I know about this because we yeah I yeah and it was dead doesn't count like five episodes and
00:14:07| then way they took a 3-year hiatus so you were right good night and I know that I don't know but you didn't know it when we asked before I think this is hounds weird but I think we did a
00:14:20| podcast talked about it I forgot about it and I was arguing with my dad about Seinfeld at work one day and I was like let me wiki and I saw all the facts that we just dated right there Wow memories
00:14:31| how they come back to you and that strange interesting yeah and if you remember way back this goes back like three or four episodes we were talking about dr. pepper they had a special
00:14:42| event where they had to they put clues on the bottles and then a whole bunch of people tried to solve them and then figure out a treasure map of where this like special thing was okay I don't
00:14:53| remember even talking about this was been late the podcast during a heavy drink episode probably probably I misquoted how much I thought it was like $10,000 and they'd be like a guy
00:15:02| standing there telling you you've won sure but what it actually was was a million dollars holy smokes let's go back in time yep and there was like a coin or something
00:15:12| and it was buried in the oldest cemetery in the United States so a historical graveyard and people had to dig to find it good job that's your great-great-grandfather's bone
00:15:30| it's a rather a strange or great-great-grandfather's boatman's hmm interesting Corrections I have to start adding my own Corrections yeah I mean usually I might like represent right I
00:15:42| don't know that I've ever gotten anything wrong to be honest with you I mean the Seinfeld thing shouldn't count on it good anyway Corrections to come next episode agree to disagree
00:15:56| what I did what a brain was a smirk or a smile oh nice today I'm 32 folks breaking this down for a boy letting everybody know I'm on the downside this is crested the
00:16:12| mountain ready to die know that six years or so I'll probably be dead I actually said a word for my father for the first time when I entire life I'm really kind of
00:16:27| where did you say what is exactly what I said like that I screamed it in his face but not admin that the person to my right so I was driving my father usually he likes to
00:16:43| drive with the adult now I can drive my father it's the worst passenger the world you usually complains you're going too slow or too fast or you're getting too close to people or let me drive
00:16:53| that's usually by the father's amount as you just sit back and tell you this or is he constantly fidgeting looking around worried he's finishing he's not a good passenger he's proven everywhere
00:17:02| his whole life my mom doesn't drive anywhere so it's like he's like the driver in fact for the company he used to drive for the coming so you know he's always driving
00:17:11| so when I Drive whatever my style I've driven him for years now he's okay with me that's my big that's literally my biggest claim to fame I can drive my father he won't complain anymore
00:17:23| that's that's incredible you guys I might be the best driver on earth so good we'll try to slow anyway today we're uh heading down a road and it's like two lanes and everyone knows like
00:17:36| because it's a big light you always get quieter too and epilate everyone knows you're gonna merge to one in a minute no big deal my dad sitting there and he has a thing about justice my dad I think
00:17:49| that's where I get it he um rogue justice he loves when he sees people who know that this Lane stay straight and this one's left only but you can sneak up here and cut in
00:18:00| stirrers right and eat some with his guns he pretends to the point worth oh he don't pretend to get up as close as he can the person phone he's riding people he's screaming come on we gotta
00:18:10| cut this guy he's got a system going it he wants to just try by him as slow as possible and go hmm gotcha well today the two lanes were gonna merge no big deal some hundred rate sometimes II
00:18:25| don't I wasn't in total total rush so I'm driving and uh the lady behind me I see her she's she's speeding up she's speeding up I'm saying myself I don't give a damn she passed me who cares
00:18:37| we're gonna merge in like five seconds so the pickup truck behind her tries to merge and I said at this point something clicked and I was like listen one's okay you're gonna try this no and I just sped
00:18:48| up and now it's we literally were both neither gave up so we were neck-and-neck two people in one lane and he's revving and on revving and weren't this far from the car from us and we both riding and
00:18:59| he's looking over at me and I'm looking over him I'm ready to die today like he doesn't get it like if I'm not playing games I don't even want to win I just I would die I would shred my car to pieces
00:19:11| just to ruin his day so I look over with this maniacal look and he says something something asshole he screams it because the windows are open to know you nice that beautiful day and I forgot my dad
00:19:22| sitting right here to my right so ever I don't know it just came in on my mouth and and and then he gave up and I won so did he do i straight and missus turn no no it was emerged to one thing ah so
00:19:39| it's a double thumb are ahead of you and so he wanted to work here so he ended up behind me and I can see him he's doing this cominius and saying words so of course the famous thumbs up out the
00:19:52| window I love the thumbs up at the window it beats the finger thumbs up out the way everybody double thumbs up is double thumbs up someone
00:20:04| that you either just cut off or you just beat them in their navel they could be hit worse than a finger because it's a double like you look like it was steering wheel you can just be like this
00:20:17| you're better not even holding the steering wheel yeah so anyway I'm happy I literally like as soon as he he ended I realized two discreet dig in my dad's face I've never said that word dickhead
00:20:29| so I said I said I'm sorry I said that he kind of went okay you really do care it was like I think you said it yeah I know you like it was just weird cuz I've never physically said it so I'm gonna
00:20:45| don't know once you see dickhead and from your parents like you go you go man that was my spark yeah like you held true to like a childhood thing that you know you probably would have shed for
00:20:59| everybody else when you're like your new just when does that come up and it comes up when someone tries to pass you and cause you an asshole so and you win I hope he's watching the podcaster today
00:21:14| buddy real quick v6 engine you don't tell buddy did you hear it first of the Dothraki he was driving a Lamborghini huh I was gonna walk on shit oh shit I think that
00:21:33| we can move our elects sake those be good it's fine I just react to this is the next one is a scenario or situation and I I have one for you actually go ahead cuz I don't have one let me set
00:21:48| this up so you know the International Space Station it's parked partially owned by Americans and Russians and then you have its international so you cycle through
00:21:57| different types of astronauts do you sleep in no worry this is getting better I'm not sleepy I was trying to go cross-eyed yeah yeah I was trying to just yeah I did it you got a good job
00:22:06| thank you good job so so imagine you're on Space Station you're looking down somehow you're an astronaut it was I'm sorry lose you or somehow you're them and
00:22:17| goddamn who's spacing the Americas okay Thank You ISS International Space Station okay International yeah so you're you out the window you're looking at earth you can see you know the United
00:22:29| States you can see Russia and you see a missile launch from Russia to the United States and a missile just like takes out the eastern seaboard and you're on the space station with a Russian what do you
00:22:44| do well it does depend I know that it sounds arbitrary you've been okay for a while and you think he's your friend I'll say that right if he's my friend I probably don't kill him or anything I
00:22:55| mean what is I gonna solve for my thing now there is also the point of taking in the fact I can't get down right away if at all there's there's in escape you have any one desert one escape vehicle
00:23:09| maybe I just take the escape vehicle to leave him right away immediately and then I mean if he's been up there with him for months he's probably my friend I make I make really good friends like
00:23:21| you're relying relationality I am but I've been out there with this guy for months we have inside jokes we're pretty cool any if he speaks any language I do whatever and assuming he's fairly cool I
00:23:36| mean he could be imagine it's a guy who I cut off was the Russian know like I would hate his guts and I me I don't think I would you're trying to get me drunk ill that's what and we're assuming
00:23:49| since I'm in the East Coast iam that my family might be dead because this guy oh yeah right I mean I get that I'm follow me I mean there's a small chance they're alive but they're probably dead let's be
00:24:01| serious zero gravity zero crime right is that what you're saying - yeah no way to prove who killed who right that's true just like international waters international spaces
00:24:15| yeah I don't think I'd kill him I probably leave him there and desert him then you know he has to call his goddamn country that still has I am in missiles you know to me yeah ride the missile
00:24:27| down buddy it all depends on the situation because I also I am one to cross boundaries with men draw boundaries with people of different like races creeds I don't know
00:24:45| I like to connect with people and then find out the person's awesome yeah there are still some total Jack balls but like it doesn't I'm not a not much of it generalizer so I can't assume he's like
00:24:58| the country Russia that destroyed my family nice guy he showed me a couple recipes of Russian he let me have Russian Tang it's less sour than our time it's good
00:25:12| has much vodka in it good day anyway I would probably on a trial by trial basis and I would literally think about killing him often think of doing it angrily there may be an open a grief
00:25:27| maybe now your anger your anger is all all of you right so you know you're controlling yourself so everything is okay outside of you and you're sitting in your scenario what if what if the
00:25:38| u.s. launched a missile back at Russia and then BOOM his family gone then then I'm totally square one with a guy I'm like we should do we should go to Dan's house it's not East Coast
00:25:51| trust come with me and then we leave even and we do our thing and then if we have to go or land and try and vendetta and kill people like that's our own agenda so you come back really zombie
00:26:03| apocalypse and you're ready to go cuz you got a powerful partner come on dude it's warm handers we can do it yes by you he's not my partner I mean he might be
00:26:15| yeah the unpaid Rose pulse one he's in all our episodes and he has to sit directly next to me we're here from the inventors plus rusty one what would his weapon be
00:26:27| I feel like it'd be like some kind of like blunt weird or something I think it'll be like a weird blade you know I only has they just kept Street that's a large implement our old
00:26:41| Russian big and strong astronaut roughly has to be wood I did notice on the recent podcast is people were know more about you Dan Oh me yes they say I'm always talking I'm very
00:26:58| animated I'm talk with my hands there's a nationality Lou saber this Jewish and it's not true I'm not doing it I talk with my hands a ton I love pasta linguini I'm not Jewish I hop in the
00:27:10| comments I respect my Jewish friends I am NOT just letting everyone know so to learn more about you my heritage dad did not hurt inch bass podcast oh we got it is yet directed questions
00:27:25| on I do these are called the quick hits tell you to know somebody it is there nothing defensive or crazy or whatever it's more like like three word answers just top your head nothing serious
00:27:41| I don't want to date I don't want a story for all these just don't panic that's right who's your favorite athlete good all-time boom gone okay that's cool easy it's the best sandwich ever had
00:27:57| reason to be pleased to learn understand don't communicate just like okay that's good answer what's the hardest video game you ever played Battletoads Double Dragon you know Brian Brian garb eat it
00:28:13| you know he never got past the ice level I can tell you that much no he know he recorded it and beat it that's his claim to fame he's a Twitter there's no way at a video recorder back
00:28:23| in 1991 he's a no he beat it recently we just play today oh use an adult that's not a challenge am to another what's your what's your what's your sports other 23 or so all sports signature
00:28:40| study the same music once the college beer of choice of you guys no no Jenna see you don't know when is it Geneseo beer Genesee beer it's really not that great I see wait Jenna there's
00:28:55| a river potential Chitti L did we did calm Jenny's we had Keystone a lot to spirit okay okay that might have been me though keeps doing like what's the your social media choice addiction what's the
00:29:10| one you go on like pretty much five times a day at 50 times a day read it I know it folks I knew it yeah favorite sex position this is what you say I'm I guess the longer I can answer this
00:29:29| question n someone might say Ms later okay it might keep Lady Mary all the women do a bit it's no one likes missionary doggy anyway there you go show y'all though so
00:29:45| you only asked me for my favorite sex position not only okay well either sandwich good to the juicy ones way to go making empowering about doggy style and it's not how do you mean
00:29:58| you're doing doggy style worst grade a budget movie oh I think that was like the worst big money the worst big money Hollywood like transformers that was terrible really
00:30:12| those turtles but they're pretty bad but they're fun to watch like I was expecting to say Waterworld or Kevin Costner is the worst actor I've seen a long time but for some reason he's like
00:30:32| he like hid his acting style is like just reading the script by yourself but he adds no tone and it's just like if you inserted words where he would be and just read the words let's give her
00:30:45| anchorman - the question why you hate line Ron Burgundy has more range than Kevin Costner Vantage's it's the best concert you've ever been to Dave Matthews would you go
00:30:59| which one that was like two three years ago Oh see when there Allen Texas video is cool because it's an outdoor stadium hey I'm innocent Matt oh I used to see
00:31:09| him that's pretty bad that's Jill was he uh was Carter flying around a drum you see my thing is I hate the Matthews fans I kind of hate the Dave Matthews fight but I love seeing a good Dave Matthews
00:31:23| Band concert man huh don't know there's a little bit there I was listening to him today actually and I was like I think I'm becoming more and more critical now as I hear people that I
00:31:35| used to like bands I used to like it I'm like their singer really doesn't know how to sing well I'm starting to feel with Creed I'm still holding true they're my number one day Scott stabbed
00:31:49| by a prison buddy oh yes you know what's funny I'll say this I don't hold anyone me and my dad played that CD my own prison name is he didn't and we totally both started
00:32:13| singing in the car yes because I feel we're driving from ER to college he's what I needed drown out his highways by oh sorry Scott he's a friend of mr. staff okay you can group your honor of
00:32:31| singers on the podcast which should be our celebrity challenge huh Oh 6 more questions are exactly we want to know you in my intro it's good to know who's your ugliest friend like current friend
00:32:46| or just like at a past I'm going to tell you all mine but all the bands out there that's thick you're a piece of garbage if you could be any animal you know those people have kindergartners this
00:33:13| but what we do it you live their life and die they're like that hmm if you say zoo elephant you're gonna die as well buddy okay say wild elf and someone's
00:33:24| gonna just steal you for your friggin ivory okay maybe like a cat some sort of like Leopard mmm interesting hope you got an animal you look like you're thinking about oh my dolphin guy I would
00:33:39| be a dolphin so it would be adopted all over all my friend going all over every bite yeah you want that your intelligent but I guess you could really find that out oh
00:33:48| I think you're gonna say you would break the mold idiot but you moron like all the other dolphins are just like had to exile you keeping pace with them somehow he's fast
00:34:02| but he's a break believe your first car my first car yeah although you know hey I know you need 40 although I believe when you describe your first ever car accident you glid which is combination
00:34:19| of glide and slid yep hello currently did a nice long like 30 seconds of sliding on ice when you're like what the disdain cars not gonna and then he boom like I was literally able to say all of
00:34:33| that before I hit them oh geez this is gonna hurt yeah what do you I was just car would stop the crazy was gonna be the craziest thing was that the airbag went off even though we're only going
00:34:45| about 20-25 miles an hour and when the airbag explodes it has all this toxic gas that uses today's band and the airbag instead of just being an airbag it crumpled and then exploded in
00:34:57| the middle so all the toxic gas just like exploded my face hmm I served right that's why I can no longer play hockey at my highest level anymore because you're making because help I guess you
00:35:12| really ever since that's that 16 year old car accident mentally house oh yeah he was who's like he watched her you like her I did 92 Firebird in case of water
00:35:27| it was teal yes it was I remember that car and fire you better uh this is a good one in the podcast really wants to know so I'm gonna ask you and steri you see
00:35:39| your answer here don't lie to me have you ever in your entire life given anyone probably girl sexy strip dance of course who doesn't do that come on man I'm a good answer and we get enough
00:35:54| followers you do one for the podcast with your clothes on but like the dance I want see the moves what are you doing this Rio and the shoulders are better than that you like
00:36:04| it but half banana banana hammock the problem is I couldn't say because I was visualizing myself in that's a weird twitch okay milk and then cereal or cereal and then milk who adds cereal to
00:36:25| milk okay there are people I really want I was trying to find out if you wanted that's the sir I mean when I was younger I sometimes I just skip the milk what whatever that's younger the new
00:36:40| rules f MK f marry kill I got three people for you you're right which one you want to which are married which way to Waco Martin Lord Luther King Gandhi Nelson Mandela Gandhi would be easy to
00:36:59| marry you just be you know just do just sit there Nelson Mandela you should have made it women because now it's just awkward okay you started you gotta finish point I just got toss a
00:37:21| coin three door no I want to hear you say who you want to kill let's say just was a Martin Luther King is gonna be the time to Cal stand up Nelson window is the bottom of Kent well it bottom of the
00:37:34| cap Nelson Mandela gets killed just hit who saves me thank you so your epidemic X I guess I have to do you have you phrase it that
00:37:51| way forcing me to now for standing no gun in his hand books let him do his thing three more here who's your celebrity man crush I mean this is in lieu of that one
00:38:05| bit of a man crush somebody a big promises time there's so many can't man candy depo I'm not going to pass on this one there's okay on like all the civil
00:38:27| rights in the past 50 years but you're not removed for them they're not actual people now I mean they were but not they aren't now trouble there who's a celebrity you hate
00:38:39| and then I have one last question who's live really hate it just at random like you there's no reason for is like there's are things that make sense I get it
00:38:48| honey boo boo mom I don't hate her she's seen done right um what's the worst thing a player can do to you in hockey I'm not looking for up I had three goals and two assists and he knocked the puck
00:39:03| out of my stick I mean do you like double guys who give you the stick under the armpit do you like the guys who raise the stick under your legs give you the old Kupchak
00:39:12| do you like the guys who uh who bored you or the worst you're working the puck along the boards it just kind of swatches you and he just leans on you you're like gonna even golfer you smell
00:39:23| it's gonna do it three three of them from least to most probably it's good to go it is the slewfoot really bothers me so these dirt as every dirty that's um now can move yeah I'm gonna hit swear it
00:39:42| doesn't understand how you get worries your stories talk is that the slewfoot probably the the intentional like cups cup / like okay here's the the butt-end really bothers me
00:39:55| deliberate but in not like the simple but like the one where they slide their hand down and give you like a good like six inches hardly God what ended yeah I
00:40:08| skirted around that neatly entendre heard double entendre and like the quick punch like when you're in like a scuffle and like the ref is clearly looking but the guys are steady
00:40:21| I think the Louisville on the face the hardener the glove hard on the face is worse than punch they hold it there real hard no--don't was a sneak punch like after
00:40:30| everything's are gone and you're like oh just letting up now and then he says like cool it's just like I wasn't the time dude someone who's friends with us we'll call
00:40:41| in mr. Parker you know yeah audit we won a playoff game against the team and he may have scored a goal and assist I don't know if he's one of those defenseman see just placed forward bowl
00:40:57| game those guys that they probably bugged me thinking anyway my brother-in-law's won but we love them just play forward guys guys play forward you every rush you're you're in on every
00:41:11| rush you're in on every goal you just stay home play defense anyway yeah there are other defenseman I'm standing there like alright I'll just sit here the nurse
00:41:21| think I'll just I'll just chill back and cover everybody anyway this certain individual friend of ours was on my team and we've won a playoff game eliminated the other team
00:41:32| older gentleman and a certain individual friend of ours said you like that shit huh yeah during the handshake line and someone actually punched him and another
00:41:43| guy just saw someone right totally but then someone else punched someone else and I didn't know who punched two so I grabbed some guy I'm not gonna punch him I'll just hold him like trying to see
00:41:52| who's to blame boost or whatever and he's like looking to and then someone jumps someone and before you know we have a line like it's a brawl but it's in the handshake line
00:42:01| and I was like oh my god you know two people start fighting and I literally let go this guy I'm totally fine I'm totally not gonna hit anybody the guy me and I sprained my ass muscles the
00:42:14| stranger is gonna hold this it's like you're you chance for enteric chemistry luteus oh yes the glue oh my god I did not expect that I couldn't go to work the next day like but I still blame that
00:42:30| individual talking shit and shit but I would believe them they bring beer next time did he make up for it what the hell would he ever bring some people to make up for he went up on the
00:42:48| rush on offense a few times trying to score myself without passing a bit yeah well it kind fellow what a fellow hmm anyway moving on that's the get to know Dan segment it's funny once we do it
00:43:03| folks see what's interesting still hung up on the only answer you didn't give me with celebrity tank are spruce inbred it like yeah
00:43:17| Tom Cruise oh yeah I'm talking about them with well they do what well you'll be filming it don't worry sand at end of their careers maybe the possibility right if we're gonna move on to our next
00:43:33| segment may I actually sure okay folks at home I don't trust me at all clicking going on you pull them up people's I'm here to grab that's the I do dough how do you do
00:44:13| anyway it's cutting edge give you a little show right here so this bad boy because you broke it dude no it's is that is that destiny - when it comes out no actually
00:44:28| what it's for is God it seems incredible it's the app-v are double of three headset it's got built-in stretchable headphones as you see over stretch one of them but it's no problem it goes
00:44:44| right back it's compatible with all phones just Android phones just iPhones no all phones I'm telling you this is the future of gaming Wow six and a half
00:45:01| inches it's in this bad boy and takes you to a world you've never been to before weighs fourteen point nine ounces its high-grade perforated leather mm with the deluxe nose bridge the
00:45:18| oversized 42 millimeter lens it's imported from China and everything it everything from China sucks this doesn't it's got shocking 3d immersion experience adjust pupil distance oh you
00:45:33| mean the IEA PD wow I do I do I'm not here to mess around not here to mess around folks it ranges from 58 millimeters to 68 millimeters do you know you look at these things you're
00:45:46| squinting a little bit you're like I can't see that well these are just these aren't a game this is the next level it's got a changing focal point that'll probably change pinky so while you're
00:45:59| doing this hop on the VR trip and join us at the others it's incredible probably like $100 150 I don't know if I can afford it just get folks that's an amazing deal I must say edible I don't
00:46:19| know anything raw plastic could be that cheap the high premium leather yeah really sent you over the edge and I used it one time that was impressive but ultimately
00:46:34| the gr is it's for nerds it's fucking lame you know I don't like it stupid yeah it's interesting it's all no way too much there in the neck it's such
00:46:50| an infancy stage that people try and rebel over whoa I'm looking to my left and the roller coasters like it's like still going but I'm looking to the left discs away almost like reality Wow
00:47:03| listen I played some pretty cool video games in the life that is not one VR is all the unpaid are scoots VR in general two thumbs down things could change I'm not here to say it will never be
00:47:17| good I'm just saying right now it sucks step up the game did you shave a little bit a little bit left a little bit there no wait you don't is deficit I lost the whole thing oh you did oh yeah you did
00:47:33| it's did you happen to use the big foot shapes razor call because I did oh you know what I love these razors because they're so they're so close to the skin when they shave it's a single edge just
00:47:45| one head right down there it's nice and smooth I sometimes I have a big scraggly beard you know it's kind of like it's too much of my face and this comes right through it and it's really cheap it's
00:47:57| not bad it's $15 in Amazon and I bought it because it replaced one that already broke so five two of them because you'll need it I didn't expect you good learning learning those are our product
00:48:19| reviews for today proof Ted I do like that product but it gets stuck after a while and it snaps and it spins listlessly at the bottom as you real anger I'm jumping my acting game you
00:48:37| know bring in the celebrity challenge Scott stamp you're calling out you to try to sing on her Butler's versus travis barker but wait he's drum blink-182 still better Kenny sing I
00:48:57| don't know yeah should be uh do you want to tell them what they're gonna be singing should challenge Nickelback him and Nickelback Chad Kroeger yeah trying to Kroger versus the skillet step I
00:49:10| already Jones Travis Barker uh rude these promises like yeah I'll do it and then you were like she be a cruel there's no those guys versus the drummer Travis he's a friend of audience Travis
00:49:23| you with Parker you know you can play his drums upside down that I would pay to have that experience that's called a concert I believe just call the concert thing he doesn't
00:49:35| recover if you had actually balls they drive around motorcycles in and throw in a crowded drum as you spin I hope that becomes a thing I talked to a friend of mine who travels the country he doesn't
00:49:50| really have a whole season well no no but he's very learning is a college degree his parents are like fancy diplomats that he comes from money but he travels the world because he doesn't
00:50:06| anyway he's a he's my drummer for my college band he uh we had a thing how cool would it be we were a traveling music group so that the drummer of a celeriac Horace were all and like the
00:50:21| back of a pickup truck and we're just playing with amps everywhere but like travel in the world like not even stopping anywhere is playing feel like that's why they have boys ordered and
00:50:33| ordinances for those people is individual I feel like that was the thing in the past this is the seventies and they're like we can't have any more rope and then Roman creo has been in
00:50:43| April that's a shame though but that would be sweet if you just like like your trailer opened up and then it was a stage yeah but I do I know of seats so they gets a job yeah we've been because
00:50:58| even if you don't like the music you see someone playing live it's different than listening to their CD not I mean mm-hmm especially nowadays whenever auto-tuned and yeah whoa you were in
00:51:12| silver sponsors will drop for you of auto-tune sponsors surely come no no we love auto-tune especially Kanye you auto-tune DJ poignant um he has a kind of trending name to this French and
00:51:28| Kanye Oh ooh I never asked you that and I was thinking myself a really favorite teacher ever this is a dancer but I never heard of
00:51:45| down brother done really yeah he's the first guy who's like you know he's like pointed me out he's like you're smart you're good I'll be your friend so you only like him because he showered me
00:51:59| with greatness he said can you really are a good guy actually I had my laptop and this is when internet was sparse and need you have anyway to those laptops didn't come
00:52:16| with Wi-Fi back then of course not they were in the chip dude and my keyboard right yeah you just like Carden say yeah and he gave me his card he just gave it to me so I could answer your vCard or
00:52:28| his new card or 1:00 p.m. CIA there's no V in there okay SH you're a giant letters not anymore oh I think we've moved on to the word of the moment Jimmy you want to hear my
00:52:47| where the moment it's a little vulgar old interesting Patti I'm curious no no not the word itself isn't so I worked with a guy who's he's like mentally the age like 10 or so I'll use any terms
00:53:02| that describe me because I'm not sure any of them legally binding or telling me rude he's a nice guy he just gets on my nerves and he is not intelligent he got cards anyway he calls
00:53:19| our hand handcarts okay the word of the day is named cart okay I've called it a hand truck my whole life we have three of them at work every
00:53:30| one is called an entrance my whole life we have called hand trucks every day for nine months that he's worked there every day it's a hand truck it he has these weird things where he cubed reverts to
00:53:42| some old timey things huh the other day he said to me uh how about that Jerry Seinfeld and I said what he said I'm he's so funny you know I was like yeah but you mean in retrospect right not
00:54:03| right now he's just left and walked away he calls hand trucks hand carts anyway what bugs me beyond belief does he's always up my butt at work and today I got back in early 2:30 something and he
00:54:17| was there and the worst thing in the world I Drive up I pull up in front of work down the route you got to collect my thoughts maybe text someone I don't know check my
00:54:27| phone I want to see what trash I have in the vehicle the lunch and everything I got water bottles maybe I'm finished I don't know yeah paperwork is my money all here and then I look in the back I
00:54:36| guess see do I have to bring anything in whatever brenton that's sorta cushy I'm gonna breathe a little bit he's drove all day every time did he's at work he comes outside he opens my
00:54:51| door and says haha I see you got stuck and I'm like oh they don't say something like you gonna bring everything in and I go yeah gonna bring it then I try not to look at him and he says well you got
00:55:05| your hand card here and I said it's a man rock and that was today and I really wanted to hit him for saying handcart and I apologize if do you say handcart maybe maybe people do it's a hand truck
00:55:18| you know the wheels that handles is foxy but yeah I know he's talking about this is some difference I apologize that's it so if you go to the grocery store and you have the thing you put
00:55:29| groceries in what's a shopping cart okay people down here call it a bug I was like a buggies like a what the Amish people like sit in when they're like whipping their horses to go like
00:55:43| that see there's like a car that might be a buggy - but it's not in cars car guys get your neighbor room Street give me their hurricanes for a reason I want views a lot pander to bet on CNN and
00:56:05| said I never I was JK because I'm jealous of how beautiful those people are and they've come together and fix everything so that's why I said that it was extreme jealousy huh I mean actually
00:56:19| Randy's yeah yes I have a plate do you have a word of the day I really didn't and so this was recently used on one of my food shows that I watch the guy was enjoying I think it was a bowl of fuck
00:56:37| which is like a soup and I think it was some sort of remote city in like Malaysia or something and he called he called the soup tumescent you know a new message means beautiful beyond belief
00:56:50| yeah but guys like I did transcended it has a sexual overtones though it's like it's like it makes you swell because the fanzine tastier Angie yeah it tastes too boyish you know I want to just eat this
00:57:07| soup right now deliciousness yep that's not to mess at though what you're doing with your mouth man and she's watching din on buzz yours a little month this is the work I mention
00:57:23| the message until now wait is undelicious award can you on everything I don't think it matters certainly [Music]
00:57:40| well interestingly enough I have been in an abandoned building Oh what main topic skipping right a heavy there already it's been an hour and I don't like these people okay and i'm not a panderer I
00:57:57| can't stand every view you could edit this out see YouTube watching pls --is there I was gonna say PC sorry yeah politically correct hmm yeah okay I don't hate those just like them I like
00:58:20| them a lot you know I'm gonna slide slide right into urban exploring I think we can what kind of Umbra hanok cropped up because I just recently watched it I go plug that movie as much as I can
00:58:35| because I love it and it lives in the sewers and I'm gonna start with a different spin on it so what makes the sewers creepy what makes a movie creepy I think what makes sewers creepy is the
00:58:50| discarded things hmm like no humans touch that stuff anymore yeah right because I think dumps are actually creepy too yeah except that more people touched up and dumps than
00:59:03| sewers does that make sense yeah and dictionary of obscure sorrows has a word for some of that stuff can op see yeah that's what I thought it was emptiness of places that's like a
00:59:17| lack of people being there or that people have already been there and I've left a little like piece of themselves so you realize that like this is either like completely devoid of life or life
00:59:28| is you know has its signs that it's been there for in past I got it right all right so I got I got I guess a quick quick hit for you like what what symbols are gonna creepy in everyday life that
00:59:46| like if you saw like you came home and you knew your home was a certain way and things are rearranged you'd be freaked out right if you knew you freaked out of all his toys were in the
00:59:59| middle of the room just in a row just in the middle of the room oh dude no no like one one one one like perfectly in line mm-hmm and in all the rooms and I'd be like Dom did you do this it's a ghost
01:00:15| we have to move I'm sorry I think we're moving out forever no not exactly it really happened I'm not sure I guess there's a lot of things like that that you things you take for
01:00:27| granted because everyone's routine is kind of the same that if things started changing I started thinking about this with just years told me if stuff was moved right stuff that you would have to
01:00:41| move as moved mm-hmm what if every morning you woke up all the sinks in the house were turned to the on position and were flowing that's just a weird thing yeah that's
01:00:54| one of those things we just like you try to blame your other and then you're like this is walls it's just a strange but if it only happened once you'd blow it off right what if it happens two days in a
01:01:06| row and you're both next to each other in that and no house isn't like you're like or like middle of the night when you you know everything is locked and silent and then you hear like a door
01:01:16| shut or something turns on sheriff cabinet slams well yeah I always allow for some noise like one that's what you pass for noise just doing I'll do a door slam a cabinet ball like this you get a
01:01:31| bag of sugar brown sugar some of the actors you look I'm sure and just like a flower on the edges of tables and and playing in playing in like 12 hours later balls yeah that's that's possible
01:01:42| all the faucets in your house I'm talking the bathroom one downstairs the basement the one that holds the washing machine like that boss its own for some reason every boss it's just on no one
01:01:53| knows why that's weird no hands no creeped me out that most most recently I had my phone hooked up to a Bluetooth speaker and I was like most of the apps are sign
01:02:06| I finally hit one that had like a video of a guy talking so I switch to that one and like I'm about to go to sleep and I hear a guy talking in like the room next door I was like uh and it took me a good
01:02:20| like thirty seconds to realize that monsters ooh that's weird that's crazy yeah I was like bison Oh because we go so he'll it wasn't like a dude's face it was like a video yeah it was like like
01:02:32| fading in like I couldn't write anything was talking and I was just like okay you get it yeah so what I was gone for is that it's really the situation the ambience that really gets you it when
01:02:47| it's like a scary movie or I got a weird like look I think the best description of creepy is when you juxtapose the most extremely twisted weird things with the most normal calm cozy thing right that's
01:03:04| like fallout of the fallout I'm going to sleep in bed and here's a mangled body but you I mean like they don't go together you don't put a cozy with weird things a sever jarring right yes because
01:03:18| it makes it that much more juxtapose II it's a classic fallout thing where it's just like well that had all sort of random bunkers and stuff so under this overpass there was a door that led into
01:03:29| a bathroom it went downstairs and you can see like the subway tiles and they're like the sink you turn the corner and then the entire bathroom is just these plungers stuck on every area
01:03:39| of the wall and then these pencils were stacked on top of one another like impossibly stacked and you look and just as you turn the pencils fall down there's like I didn't I didn't get to
01:03:54| that point I think that's pretty badass yeah just that someone had the time to do that and that like the tingle on the back here neck was the motion there go further just going really hit it really
01:04:05| hard yeah some good stuff I love that stuff get your heart going make sure makes you're alive okay tell us all and it would uplift the podcast
01:04:15| mm I guess so it's liste in this mood okay that's creeping uh it's I love previous and in fallout 4 there's a mission where you're supposed
01:04:25| to stay the MIR lurks the crab dudes with the hands uh-huh yeah so you Golan is their lair it's a whole city of them and there's extra bonus if you don't hurt one of them to literally are
01:04:38| getting stabbed and attacked is you're running he just like a girl running right and just hiding and going through doors and everything it took me like an hour to do this mission and final these
01:04:48| eggs and whatever and bring them back to the guy well he gave you the bonus money I didn't hurt anyone was totally fine it was it took a long time and it really should took like ten minutes I think you
01:05:00| know I'm going oh yeah so I didn't need to go back but I took my finger and I went back and I killed the most gruesome weapon I could and I enjoyed it's so bad they were clacking their claws like
01:05:15| they're coming at me again it sounds like not today mission had to do to Holden the blowtorch I got a new weapon at the time I was like some kind of weird blowtorch you can make it was a
01:05:28| flame sword or a flame so the flame sword and it was like they're creatures like they didn't I was like this is the best angle there crustaceous bodies exploded you know under the river but it
01:05:50| was well suitable I love going along these journeys with you is replaying you look down and you were down there watching yeah I remember that one it's kind of like dinosaur duo it definitely
01:06:01| did I feel latest cert is exactly what I would do I'd see like nice not today I'm not gonna let this game to play me I'm plowing okay not today so this is Dan Val he he does
01:06:15| a sort of similar thing with urban exploring well he'll go and did not heal Europe not Merton not really not even caves even but he'll go to like old factories and abandoned asylums and
01:06:26| stuff and go around them you know when they're almost completely then they are I would assume I mean well that was event help abandoned uh what the role is usually you see like
01:06:38| paint like peeling off the walls so it's more than ten years that's pretty good right okay what I'm interesting I worked in a bunch of buildings that were just storage from
01:06:51| five row homes in a row that we hollowed out I had three floors each and they were just storage so we saved 40 years 50 years so when I came time to clear them
01:07:03| out we sold the buildings we'd empty all our boxes all our storage everything the only thing that was like some of them didn't have running water one of them didn't have a working electric and most
01:07:15| of them just the ceilings were falling down to the floor below and you could see through floors like it was always like don't hang there too long just get your stuff and get out and they were
01:07:26| really old timing built in a poor neighborhood so they weren't built very well what's crazy is I look back I had videos I share it I'll have any more right now but um like in 69 that's the
01:07:40| address third floor the roof had been falling for so long that there was a pile in the corner that was almost waist high and it was just roof that it you know insulation or something I just
01:07:53| would it whatever the eventually can falling like there were no railings on the stairs anymore there were bad tubs that were like 60 years old that were just empty there's no running water
01:08:06| right right we took that they wave it through in the capital in you know that the steps were like super steep and made of this like linoleum weird stuff that was just covered in whatever the roof
01:08:18| was like the stuff just settled over years fell down on itself but it was cool because you could definitely hold a feel ghost energy I think it's kind of ridiculous but you could feel a
01:08:30| different time huh I don't know what do you think you're like the sixties almost yeah Anna Moya but of the word that's coming up like a time of nostalgia that you never lived in yeah can I be
01:08:46| at 56 - that's interesting I'm just Yellin ease obscures oh yeah obscurely sorrow a jewel incredible fantastic take it where you will the only thing I will say is in 67 or 69 there was a an old
01:09:03| couple he used to read there in the 60s I think your sixties and fifties but one of them had a heart attack and in their sleep so the other one woke up saw this and it was before cellphones so I don't
01:09:17| they were sprinting to the pay phone or whatever or where the bedroom was just a little third floor say to go down steps a camera or he had a heart attack and she ran for elbow she had our tech team
01:09:27| ever whoever was the other person ran for help and fell down the steps and died don't look found it like these you could feel that them a bit yes and now like I pretended I think more so did
01:09:44| somebody tell you before you went in okay yeah back in the day they would try and mess with you and be like there's gold silver and all that stuff you know yeah I see like fingerprints or anything
01:09:52| like there's probably bunch of dust no fingerprints everywhere what do you see in fingerprints look there's like the the thing that Dan Bell would worry about is we went to have been in places
01:10:03| that there's squatters or there's somebody that's junkie and it's like lit up inside so yeah because we were only one entrance our work so you know I mean so you it was good so you knew it was
01:10:14| sealed out her yeah the places that Dan bone goes sometimes like he'll be filming and like yes ensure he doesn't see fresh signs of yeah well be like oh hey fresh new blueprint for like bolts
01:10:26| crazy cults like that hang out there fresh and answer people hiding behind doors or something has he ever owned had any anyone show up on his pocket or those videos he um I
01:10:38| guess as far as scary people no because I guess most of the people that are doing wrong don't want to interfere with him but he has seen them like there was one where there was a door that was shut
01:10:49| and the handle of the door had fallen off so you could see through the handle portion and when he walks up the steps it's dark behind the handle and he's just taking a surveillance of the
01:11:00| and as he does like you could see the person move away like the darkness moved away I'd say where they're they're like yeah what's crazy about those buildings or those rooms or those whatever you
01:11:13| want all is there's a silence that's loud if that makes sense to look into keyrings everything is amplified because you're I guess yeah I'm talking when you stand still in those buildings there's a
01:11:28| almost like if you're listening to a non panderers podcasters that's like books like that the feeling that it emptiness that's stronger than being like filled with people like it's louder than that I
01:11:41| guess cuz like if you entered a room that you know in your house Donella did like a bathroom or like the bedroom you haven't been in in like six hours there's no weird feeling or satellite
01:11:52| attitude there yet no no because it just had noise in there six hours it or whatever or my case six years ago but anyway yeah of myself moment of silence when you're you're taking it in and some
01:12:08| sort of abandoned place yeah it's definitely different oh it's not magical or gas or a lack of energy it's a there's a spin off of that is so like you probably do you still
01:12:25| have your bedroom growing up zetsu exists or did your parents really evide that was so when I was 13 so and then the bedroom I have when I moved when I was 13 has been converted into a baby
01:12:40| room so like the all the grandkids can sleep there so it's like it's been repurposed its pointed from memory essentially what about places that you were like college like your your first
01:12:51| bike dorm room or like your first house that you stayed in with all your buds I mean those don't go back for a tour no you're looking for an indoor place that I'm just looking at replaced that
01:13:04| you you had all these memories and you existed in and you had a joy sure and I'll say Oh leave them max where's playground I grew up at well they brough I over there I used to
01:13:19| do all sorts up there hang out play basketball I went to summer camp there the pool all that stuff and now when I go back it is a different place it's just kind of different feel different
01:13:30| energy it's not me anymore I'm not there anymore it feels like I'm not a part of it I don't know if everyone feels like that when they go back to a place but what's the word everyone thinks it looks
01:13:40| smaller than it used to because when you're little yeah that makes sense mean physically it would be smaller too but also as you grow I guess your you travel more of the world this is a flagrant
01:13:53| somewhere we've stopped off of the swing set yeah I mean it's like you've been to more playgrounds in a dozens hundreds of those I guess for me is that I'm always the person who's the last to leave for
01:14:07| some reason because I guess I take care of other people's crap so like the apartment after my second year of college it was Mitch and I and then two of the
01:14:18| guys him they left because they kind of sucked and they left all their shit there so I was clean up all their shit that's fruit and like yeah and Mitch left and then I was cleared off some
01:14:27| more stuff by the time I done is just like an empty shell of what was yeah it's just a strange thing to look around and say like you know this place is essentially dead to me now and you have
01:14:40| to let it go until next year because we use datum the only weird thing is album was actually empty it's almost weirder when someone else is living it like when I say in the
01:14:55| playground like I'm living in after you right and you know those people taking over you're right right and it's almost like like if I go by max planners playground I almost go stop you buddy
01:15:05| listen this is where I do my stunts yo this is where I learned how to play chink tennis ball game yo that's Foursquare don't be staying here and be like there used to be a
01:15:14| metal giraffe here okay dude Stokely reinvest those a little drip everybody would climb inside and all those stuff yeah did anyone else in the world have a metal trap as like played nothing it was
01:15:26| supposed to be life size so the dress standing in all four and you can climb into its belly essentially huh was it sensible an angel it's compared to yeah standards yes it
01:15:38| was and what's weird is its spots were all hollow so that's how you can see through the draft and see where we fall out for well no no you couldn't follow the sponsor too small but the one on the
01:15:48| bottom like where it would have a baby almost okay you know how people were getting into and out of the giraffe it's the other thing is right into the giraffe there was I want to say there
01:15:59| were block letters that are all connected but they weren't really letters they were supposed to be shapes that kids could slide one was written the most profanity I've ever seen in my
01:16:08| entire life like kids would just drop water on it um I literally saw my first picture of a vagina there when I was like four I had no clue so hairy and weird there were so
01:16:20| many curse words I can't even repeat them all I was wish I had a camera so I can look at it now because they painted over every year every couple of years that change it
01:16:29| yeah but it would always come back but I still remember the graffiti a little bit on that thing I think one time hold on I don't know if I'm making this up one time I'm pretty sure there was like a
01:16:41| pet seminar or a pet thing and they got a peacock loose at max mark they got loose into the like hidden the grass and there were all these people that had to come and like get it out he correct me
01:16:54| if I'm wrong anyone who grew up there but you know that's insane I just remember this stuff now yeah that memory so far ago that you probably don't know how real it is Oh like the
01:17:06| present I have no clue I've done a lot of damage to myself over the years so it does not help hey the huge if you're listening type in the comments anything to have it at Max Myers besides you
01:17:24| calling those link okay this sounds weird but it was like mostly the white kids and all the white kids I mean we would all hang out or whatever but like we were friends and then there was like
01:17:37| the Puerto Rican kids would hang out with the poor and then the black kids Mayo the black kids and then we would all play the basketball or tag or whatever and I
01:17:46| think one time Dan said to the black kids that they like men in speedos and I can't remember why and then punched him in the mouth like five times everybody
01:17:56| obvious reprise her memories are coming back yeah oh my god so funny but because he was holding the dog wink oh my god that's so funny he deserved it hey who deserved it what's funny is like
01:18:09| I remember racism then too but it was different than it is now like I feel like you would play basketball it would be like the black kids been playing with the white kids
01:18:20| and we'd all play like you know something switch teams up you mix the two players in whatever and like they would move it all talk shit on the Puerto Rican kids but then like I feel
01:18:29| like if the Puerto Rican kids were all playing with us we're playing tag or like free a nun or whatever free so are any of these games we may be like they do talk crap little black kids and I'm a
01:18:40| hundred percent sure the Puerto Ricans as the Vikings are all playing everybody like check out the woods my herd of losers it's just so funny it's this is a different time yeah and now I live in
01:18:51| the suburbs it's like different I don't see that every day I guess it's a rich history right there it's well go to max - no let me go back and try and play old kids there are no parents I'm just
01:19:05| playing with your kids play with your kids memories we used to be five only you guys come home a big joke folks Joe I yeah interesting so what would you do if you go have you gone back to those
01:19:28| places that you go so I do deliveries to Northeast Philly once a week I'll go there and drive by and I will go out of my way to drive by Max Myers or my old house because you can take any room you
01:19:42| want and while you're getting a to be I mean like it doesn't have to cut down this street versus go eight blocks and cut down master you're still going the same place I always drive by but I never
01:19:53| never really get out walk but no that's like like as I went through college and the time after I'd always return back home my parents home they kept it for like 30 years so my room became more and
01:20:10| more devoid of stuff because I take like one or two things and move it to my new house and they weren't moving anything new in there yeah for a long time it yeah just get emptier and emptier until
01:20:20| they finally like rearranged it and then it was just like you know maybe it has like something I never really wanted it was still in the closet now just look at it be like this is not this is worthless
01:20:30| dirt it became kind of weird because it's like a shell you're aware of like all the good times you had it's like the the positive parts that you had in the past are now making the room like a
01:20:41| negative I think it's a it's no longer a good place to be it just feels so hollow more hollow than it could be if it was just a random thing like a new place to you would not feel hollow like that
01:20:54| right I understand what you're saying but do you think that the things that happen there are still happening there in a way I mean the best I guess I mean I guess people give up on things sort of
01:21:06| because my parents moved like several years later and even they didn't have any like they they I don't know if they're pretending but they pretend like they don't have any emotional connection
01:21:15| to the house like when they sold it they're like yeah we sold it think I were done with that piece of shit like but it's like it's like over selling over selling it yeah I guess
01:21:24| it's like they protect us ourselves not make themselves their emotions it just seems strange because it's like that was our like our family house for 30 years and that's where everything happened but
01:21:37| they're left behind what's going want to tell them something I kind of want to drive by the house and see like how the new family is using it like it was like a recreation of what you were doing like
01:21:52| the way your family did right well just said that just happens over and over and over again until it is blending everyone moves on but here's the question so is there an actual scientific value
01:22:07| attached to that house because I'm so subjective there's no measurement for it right other than like the Realtors like square footage and value at cost that's the size beyond is there any remnant of
01:22:24| anything does the pants leave any traces does is there anything left behind that because we're just talking about like we're here in the house where someone dies or the 1960s happened it hasn't
01:22:35| been touched since then you can feel it right is that fake you think like an efference of me is still in that house living no I mean is in essence of the hasn't been touched in the 1960s no
01:22:48| there's some strange places that Dan bell goes to that are like old resorts right well do you think there's anything there or is it just as a bullshit I think there is because so if there is it
01:23:02| has to be some scientific thing that what what would you almost say it is a weight from the past I think we're filled with the idea of what the past is like even like the
01:23:13| history of like how it like even back to the 1800s if you saw like a piece of furniture you would probably assume like a time frame that came from so if you're going through like a an urban
01:23:24| exploration and it's someplace that was built in like the early 1900s you would see a piece of furniture and then it would evoke something from you that's like make you think that it was they
01:23:34| would push you in that setting because that's you knew it you knew it was from that time and that's then that's 100% subjective right no we were saying so it's it's it's only individual not
01:23:43| really there like if an animal walked into a building that's been CEO since anything because it doesn't know 1964 this goddamn left leg is everything I don't know yeah so it's it's essentially
01:23:58| a human thing I think so okay like yours any animals that like Chernobyl and stuff and they don't give it don't care you do I hear weird stories that there are certain creatures that don't go
01:24:09| certain places or is that not true No you think they what about these abandoned moles and so there's no is there like ant colonies in there or like deer wandering in now then or is it too
01:24:22| difficult to get to physically like do I mean it's like they got to go through a door and up the down escalator and deers need escalators it's brutal I don't know maybe like physical limits try to get
01:24:32| through door but I guess there's certain animals that are more freely entering buildings that like the human-like I guess human relatable animals like a raccoon ooh hold on is there a human
01:24:44| smell laughing mind must be picking up on some smells like Emma khals from all this stuff we make yeah or us we need the hot chemicals right so like what animal would be the one that tries to
01:24:58| get the farthest away away I'm not sure deer still come with deer from do you only gets the closest because it thinks there's food there's like a raccoon and I get there maybe I could picture that
01:25:08| going to abandoned places I don't know something fun it is and some folks were trailing now I think we're fatally yeah yeah we're fading we're gonna bring wrap it up but uh what
01:25:22| I said it's not a sandwich you can put it in a tortilla what's around let's wrap in the rap it's a wrap folks um so anyway wrap it up you can literally scream dickhead across
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