Transcript of Episode 12 - Hockey Fights
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00:00:08| so uh you're playing a sport maybe it's hockey maybe it's soccer maybe it's football maybe i don't know where it is you're playing you're having fun things
00:00:17| get heated pretty quick one thing leads to another next thing you know you got a guy in your face you got some air smell of the glove folks hockey gloves
00:00:30| he's got his eyes right on you you could do that you're gonna do that you're gonna do it again huh oh you can do that the biggest most painful thing that will
00:00:40| make sure the fight is hockey glove in your nose because your nose is very sensitive like you push on that thing it hurts
00:00:48| and on top of that that hockey level stinks unlike anything else i'm going to try to trip you up a little foot get you off balance oh no this is the one though if you push
00:00:59| this in someone's face give him one of these little wash white wash little wash with a glove it's painful more painful than you think and it stinks
00:01:09| so bad yeah nothing will make you want to punch another human being faster than that right there and therein lies the predator
00:01:27| the old i wanna fight you're gonna run into him in every sport i wanna fight hey fight me you fight me and if you go to fight him guess what fight apparently you got
00:01:40| kicked out of the game you got thrown out of your own softball match the all women's volleyball meet you just got kicked out and the police were
00:01:49| called like that's what's gonna happen to you the guy who says he wants to fight what do they call that the matthew barnaby
00:01:56| oh oh yeah yeah matthew barnaby ty domi i think ty dominic wants something he could fight yeah he would fight someone in fact which one of them thought the fan was it tydomi
00:02:08| yeah it was in the penalty box yeah yeah so that that fan was uh reaching over swearing at a tie and i squirted him with someone's water bottle so he swung at him and he fell in the
00:02:18| penalty box and they started swinging at each other two seconds he could have killed that yeah he was killed but uh what's that called instigator
00:02:28| yeah the instigator the sports instigator i think that's what this one's about yeah so what's the situation there how do you get involved with an instigator
00:02:38| oh you could just be good like an instigator it's gonna go after the best player on the other scene oh you're just gonna go up or anyone who's a weakness or just friggin who
00:02:44| he's lined up against a little art altercation oh fracas a melee a beard sticker oh uh a donny brook had dust up have you gotten any good cheap shots on you that
00:02:58| you're like what is this oh my god i love cheap everything in shots world i've given a few but i've received more we're talking about the cheap shots that start the
00:03:08| sort of thing you do like like you try to like stick in the back of the leg slew foot's actually pretty far off the list on what you're doing to someone
00:03:17| it usually starts with something simpler like a stick just either between the legs or at the skate a little one of those mini slash yeah one of the ones where you don't do
00:03:26| a two-hander but you look a little come on dude get the little tiny wax yeah or like you skate away from a dude and you feel him stick right between the
00:03:34| armpits pulls it out you get that little scar there yeah did you just and then you have to you have to take a number it's called
00:03:45| that's what happens okay 41 huh 40 [ __ ] what huh but you're too busy you're part of the play you got the puck i can't stop right now
00:03:53| i will see 41 in the next five minutes i will see him i will look for him i will i will throw the puck behind him oh i know i lost it you little piece of
00:04:02| [ __ ] and then you take them and you just grind them into the board yeah you rub them out it's not an egregious hit where like you're going for the head it's a smash
00:04:10| now soft one but a nice rub strong he knows who you are sort of he remembers he got the uh stick in the armpit he remembers that
00:04:21| was you and now you're coming for revenge against him huh oh oh i didn't see you there no sorry there well now i remember this number well
00:04:30| remember this pal there's like a little escalation where it's kind of like a semi elbow and you're like god damn it this is menslee
00:04:40| i'm not even playing for money we're paying to play here and you're hitting me so you give him one of these back maybe a little between the legs
00:04:48| sorry say something too when you're walking by sorry 21 the back of the leg give him something yesterday nice beard hit puberty yet
00:05:01| [Laughter] or did it wear off when you're between your mom's legs [Laughter] i had a few drinks in that game he was
00:05:24| like a 35 year old man that's the only reason babies this guy has kids if i threaten his kids i'm not going to name the names because
00:05:32| that's weird [ __ ] babies he was like he just looked at me he said what and then the puck dropped and i just skated by him like at full
00:05:43| speed just like hair on fire got to him though uh that's good that's good stuff i always get into these like along the boards like someone tries like a cheap
00:05:52| shot they hit you in the wrong way and you're like it's a gentle cheap shot sort of but not really you're like it could hurt you but it doesn't avoid it
00:06:00| yeah could have avoided that or around the net when they're like you're going after like a puck and they think you're attacking the goalie they always try to
00:06:08| like pull you off or like you're into the net or like awkward yeah you get kind of like people grabbing at you
00:06:14| it hurts your face you're like oh come on dude yeah so then it becomes uh an escalating level of yeah someone's pushing
00:06:26| someone's little fixer like donnie brook have you gotten into full-on fights where you're throwing rights and laughs and actually yeah so
00:06:35| i think it was lawn quenchers we um my buddy dan my line mate he skated past the goalie on a pk like chase in the pocket really hustling penalty call he's chasing the puck
00:06:47| really chasing and the goalie came out to play the puck behind the net yeah and waited until dan was all the way down
00:06:55| he waited until he skated his way to somewhat fair game in this situation he is but dan was gonna hit him he's just like whatever so he and then the goalie waited as long as he
00:07:03| could and then flung the puck back up like so that dan just had to skate down the whole way and then kind of like who's in his way like what are you gonna do and anyway dan didn't even notice he
00:07:12| skated his ass off did his thing the puck came down again the same play well the goalie just stopped with the puck and just stood behind the net and dan
00:07:21| was coming full speed and the whole bench stood up because we saw it and he trucked the goalies he went flying he just dropped it immediately both
00:07:32| benches cleared and everyone went out and people started throwing down on people and i didn't really get into a fist fight this fight just one of those like
00:07:40| yeah like hockey fights usually you can't fight a no you don't actually throw off your gloves and one-on-one and punch each other in the face over and over it's
00:07:51| usually over in like glove punches and some grabs and some gloves off and maybe a fist or two flying this time though they kicked a guy out
00:08:02| immediately during that fight i forget his name but everyone talks [ __ ] on the whole game like this guy's a scumbag this guy's a piece of trash this guy's an a-hole and he got kicked out and i
00:08:10| said that's the guy well they kicked out one of our guys and he's leaving the other way and i see their guy the guy they just kicked out he's a big dude he's like six
00:08:19| foot something picking on our guy who just got kicked out i was like five foot and he comes after him and he's running on when they're off the ice like the game's over and i was like this
00:08:28| is towards the locker room and everyone's yeah and everyone was over here still sorting out the gloves and the sticks and everything well i'm like the only
00:08:35| one and i looked and he's coming over here and he's chasing my five foot seven player who at the time for some reason had his skates off i don't know if he came out because
00:08:42| he took his skates off and i'm like he's gonna step on his feet he's gonna kill this kid yeah so i jumped over and just started wailing on a guy i had never met before
00:08:53| and literally this is what i said you piece of [ __ ] you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] and i'm swinging and i hit this guy and he swung on me and then the benches
00:09:02| boom that had left the benches to go on the ice had to come back onto the bench and then leave to get off the ice and separate everyone and i was like oh
00:09:10| my god and they separated everyone and everyone was fine but oh my god i can't wait to punch someone it's a justice there there's also a sign of a good team it's
00:09:20| like some teams are not going to back each other up other times you you see somebody get hurt in a way that should not have happened
00:09:27| it's instant like your entire team goes after that one guy and that one guy will be like what and like as soon as like three guys jump them then it's like a brawl
00:09:35| those are the best those feel so good it's so weird though because what we're talking about is like if it happened to your teammate you hate it when you do it you're a predator nick
00:09:47| i am offender i think i am an instigator it turns out yeah i like starting fights oh i instigated one time on a guy who was like semi-pro it was
00:10:02| like my second game ever i just learned to ice skate and this is my second men's league game and my hands were tied because someone was holding me from behind
00:10:09| someone's always kind of like getting me off center yeah and i didn't know what to do so i said like f your mother or something whatever i said i just do same words and
00:10:19| i didn't have my fists so i did a fake spit like i didn't really spit it on but i wanted to know that i wanted to yeah well it was so weird because he had
00:10:29| his gloves on like he was looking at me like mad and immediately in one motion his gloves were off and he grabbed me with one hand and just
00:10:37| punched me in the face and i was like whoa and then he hit me again and i was falling backwards and my buddy dan who we were talking about jumped on his back
00:10:47| like to stop him from just killing me this guy yeah he was like a semi-pro player i didn't know this he he felt someone on his back and it was damn he's crying he's a
00:10:57| pain in the ass he flipped him onto the ground and started punching dan and and i was all the way back here like away from it all and then you know the bench is empty and
00:11:07| we had one of these other instances but it occurs to me that i am the predator and the only way to avoid me is to be very good at your sport be better
00:11:20| than you be able to get away from you i'm too good not to get by i will get so mad if you run up the score
00:11:28| if it's one someone was running up the score on us and like i i said to dan my line mate i said this guy scores one more hot dog goal
00:11:37| between his legs when they're up five we're gonna cross check him in the throat guess what happened he went between the legs and scored and dan cross checked him in the throat
00:11:48| i was like man i was kidding but at the same time i didn't feel bad like no you don't do that yeah there's certain unwritten rules
00:12:00| i'm glad dan got kicked out because he shouldn't have done that but i'm glad that guy got cross-checked so he knows not to f around yeah like if you're
00:12:09| if you can do that to score two goals ahead god bless you you're already up five and you do it so talk about when you're fighting like you're you're
00:12:18| essentially gonna wrestle because that's the only thing you can do because you're gonna get each other off balance you're gonna fall the ice dude
00:12:24| i've always fought with people that like keep trying to fight when they're on the ice like they try to like choke you but you're wearing helmets that doesn't work so you're just like
00:12:32| really mad honestly the only thing i'm trying to do when i'm on the ice and someone's like fighting me is not have my like hands out or my fingers out
00:12:41| or like any part of you gets stepped on that is a crucial thing because people have gotten stepped on and it effs you up with this dude yeah so when i get on the ice i just
00:12:51| kind of like like brace myself and make sure that i don't like get flipped around the earl these things the extremities yeah so that always like pisses the other
00:13:00| person off because they want to keep fighting or whatever the hell you're doing on the ice and then they always like they're chirping
00:13:06| they keep talking and talking and talking you're just like what are you talking about you can't do jack [ __ ] you're like you're just laughing at him oh yeah i'll
00:13:13| get you you've been gone everyone come on stand up worse dude i saw my dad play softball and softball adult league slow pitch softball guys were grabbing each other
00:13:23| and gripping each other up and throwing each other against the fence and the whole team cleared out and some of the [ __ ] they were saying i was like wow
00:13:30| so it just happens in sports in general i mean especially hockey it's like testosterone but do you know what's also funny i i just mentioned like two or three
00:13:41| times where i was totally out of line and totally just going to town i'm a wild thing there are times where a fight breaks out and like a certain friend of ours
00:13:50| named parker will say ran in his mouth and deserved it yeah and like i'm i'm lining up with a guy who i don't know i've never met this guy he's 35
00:13:59| he's a little taller than me uh i saw him skate behind me like eight times like he's like he's a better passer he's not that fast i don't know like these are the things i take about him but i
00:14:07| don't know the guy and i grab him and he grabs me and neither of us want to fight we're looking over and pulling each other apart away from the
00:14:14| main fight not even like hard i'm just like looking at him i'm like jesus christ and he's like typical wednesday and i'm like i like you
00:14:22| you're funny and then like we're friends but i'm still holding them like i'm going to punch him but not really so like it's either one extreme or the other like it's so weird that dynamic
00:14:32| where it's either you're in a normal binary stranger in the face or i'm gonna be like polar wednesday am i right pal
00:14:40| we're both here right it's just it's weird i kind of like that i miss it i haven't played hockey five six years jesus christ yeah it's good
00:14:50| i had one of those a couple weeks back did you yeah a little fracas couple idiots started a fight and i had to save somebody so i had to dive in and pull somebody off and then fight
00:15:02| them i was like did you hate this my teammate because he's an idiot and yeah i had i fought that guy and then i almost got five games suspicious what was that how
00:15:11| was that fight oh it was uh that's a real fight because they'll suspend you if you're a real fighter it was uh two brothers one brother last like
00:15:19| minute of the game he rubbed some guy out against the boards got a penalty and then as he was going to the penalty box with the other teams guy
00:15:26| who he rubbed out because they got a little bit of a fight his brother jumps off the bench and then checks the guy when he's going to the penalty box so it was like on the way to the box
00:15:37| yeah you know what that's something my old team had done but i mean idiot but yeah i was like i don't like that kid anyway but there were two
00:15:47| guys fighting him so like one guy can get him in a prone position and the other guy can just wail on him which is in my moral my moral being
00:15:55| cannot allow that to happen so i had to join one jump and dive in there and grab him and i pulled the guy off got him in a headlock he spun around and then we kind
00:16:05| of like tussled i don't think we actually i think we actually threw i think he threw a couple punches but they didn't like they're like over the
00:16:13| top because we're still like wrestling and we reach our helmets you're moving on ice yeah and i flipped him over onto the ice and
00:16:21| then he got me in a headlock and then we just kind of like tussled on the ground for a bit and then once it was over he was still super pissed off and yelling at me and
00:16:31| trying to get me to come on man you want to fight you want to fight it's like you had your shower plant parking lot yeah they're only one laughing
00:16:38| like you gotta be kidding me i have to and that's the thing with these people they have narcissistic personality disorder a lot of them npd that's why i feel like
00:16:47| npd the um the best thing to do is probably avoid these but maybe then you're not living keep your wits about you
00:16:57| no no no and maybe fight them but make sure you're first level-headed get some skills to prepare yourself for the fight well and when in doubt definitely pull
00:17:06| out like if you don't know you think you're gonna get hurt something's wrong pull out okay when in doubt pull out okay or you can spray and pray
00:17:26| this is a real story bump and dump someone we went to high school with who played ice hockey for the men's league b team or c team we'll call him martin g
00:17:35| hmm he he got into a fight with a kid and uh he he just rolled over on him so they were both on the ice and he started humping him and making it
00:17:50| because that's the sound he would make all the time i think that's a way away funnier result than fighting de-escalate the situation yeah everyone was cracking up pretty
00:18:01| good actually it might have split it further i'm pretty sure that gets pretty yeah pretty bad anyway folks avoid confrontation but if you have to in sports sports only
00:18:12| i'm not telling you to fight your co-workers because it's illegal and you will be suspended for more than five minutes yeah probably but if you're in your
00:18:19| sport especially hockey maybe take a swing at a guy maybe tell him you're gonna eat his babies that's on you feel comfortable make fun of his facial hair and his
00:18:31| mother's pubes maybe we're the predators today maybe that's what just happened but anyway be careful out there be safe and uh
00:18:49| critters predators
00:00:17| get heated pretty quick one thing leads to another next thing you know you got a guy in your face you got some air smell of the glove folks hockey gloves
00:00:30| he's got his eyes right on you you could do that you're gonna do that you're gonna do it again huh oh you can do that the biggest most painful thing that will
00:00:40| make sure the fight is hockey glove in your nose because your nose is very sensitive like you push on that thing it hurts
00:00:48| and on top of that that hockey level stinks unlike anything else i'm going to try to trip you up a little foot get you off balance oh no this is the one though if you push
00:00:59| this in someone's face give him one of these little wash white wash little wash with a glove it's painful more painful than you think and it stinks
00:01:09| so bad yeah nothing will make you want to punch another human being faster than that right there and therein lies the predator
00:01:27| the old i wanna fight you're gonna run into him in every sport i wanna fight hey fight me you fight me and if you go to fight him guess what fight apparently you got
00:01:40| kicked out of the game you got thrown out of your own softball match the all women's volleyball meet you just got kicked out and the police were
00:01:49| called like that's what's gonna happen to you the guy who says he wants to fight what do they call that the matthew barnaby
00:01:56| oh oh yeah yeah matthew barnaby ty domi i think ty dominic wants something he could fight yeah he would fight someone in fact which one of them thought the fan was it tydomi
00:02:08| yeah it was in the penalty box yeah yeah so that that fan was uh reaching over swearing at a tie and i squirted him with someone's water bottle so he swung at him and he fell in the
00:02:18| penalty box and they started swinging at each other two seconds he could have killed that yeah he was killed but uh what's that called instigator
00:02:28| yeah the instigator the sports instigator i think that's what this one's about yeah so what's the situation there how do you get involved with an instigator
00:02:38| oh you could just be good like an instigator it's gonna go after the best player on the other scene oh you're just gonna go up or anyone who's a weakness or just friggin who
00:02:44| he's lined up against a little art altercation oh fracas a melee a beard sticker oh uh a donny brook had dust up have you gotten any good cheap shots on you that
00:02:58| you're like what is this oh my god i love cheap everything in shots world i've given a few but i've received more we're talking about the cheap shots that start the
00:03:08| sort of thing you do like like you try to like stick in the back of the leg slew foot's actually pretty far off the list on what you're doing to someone
00:03:17| it usually starts with something simpler like a stick just either between the legs or at the skate a little one of those mini slash yeah one of the ones where you don't do
00:03:26| a two-hander but you look a little come on dude get the little tiny wax yeah or like you skate away from a dude and you feel him stick right between the
00:03:34| armpits pulls it out you get that little scar there yeah did you just and then you have to you have to take a number it's called
00:03:45| that's what happens okay 41 huh 40 [ __ ] what huh but you're too busy you're part of the play you got the puck i can't stop right now
00:03:53| i will see 41 in the next five minutes i will see him i will look for him i will i will throw the puck behind him oh i know i lost it you little piece of
00:04:02| [ __ ] and then you take them and you just grind them into the board yeah you rub them out it's not an egregious hit where like you're going for the head it's a smash
00:04:10| now soft one but a nice rub strong he knows who you are sort of he remembers he got the uh stick in the armpit he remembers that
00:04:21| was you and now you're coming for revenge against him huh oh oh i didn't see you there no sorry there well now i remember this number well
00:04:30| remember this pal there's like a little escalation where it's kind of like a semi elbow and you're like god damn it this is menslee
00:04:40| i'm not even playing for money we're paying to play here and you're hitting me so you give him one of these back maybe a little between the legs
00:04:48| sorry say something too when you're walking by sorry 21 the back of the leg give him something yesterday nice beard hit puberty yet
00:05:01| [Laughter] or did it wear off when you're between your mom's legs [Laughter] i had a few drinks in that game he was
00:05:24| like a 35 year old man that's the only reason babies this guy has kids if i threaten his kids i'm not going to name the names because
00:05:32| that's weird [ __ ] babies he was like he just looked at me he said what and then the puck dropped and i just skated by him like at full
00:05:43| speed just like hair on fire got to him though uh that's good that's good stuff i always get into these like along the boards like someone tries like a cheap
00:05:52| shot they hit you in the wrong way and you're like it's a gentle cheap shot sort of but not really you're like it could hurt you but it doesn't avoid it
00:06:00| yeah could have avoided that or around the net when they're like you're going after like a puck and they think you're attacking the goalie they always try to
00:06:08| like pull you off or like you're into the net or like awkward yeah you get kind of like people grabbing at you
00:06:14| it hurts your face you're like oh come on dude yeah so then it becomes uh an escalating level of yeah someone's pushing
00:06:26| someone's little fixer like donnie brook have you gotten into full-on fights where you're throwing rights and laughs and actually yeah so
00:06:35| i think it was lawn quenchers we um my buddy dan my line mate he skated past the goalie on a pk like chase in the pocket really hustling penalty call he's chasing the puck
00:06:47| really chasing and the goalie came out to play the puck behind the net yeah and waited until dan was all the way down
00:06:55| he waited until he skated his way to somewhat fair game in this situation he is but dan was gonna hit him he's just like whatever so he and then the goalie waited as long as he
00:07:03| could and then flung the puck back up like so that dan just had to skate down the whole way and then kind of like who's in his way like what are you gonna do and anyway dan didn't even notice he
00:07:12| skated his ass off did his thing the puck came down again the same play well the goalie just stopped with the puck and just stood behind the net and dan
00:07:21| was coming full speed and the whole bench stood up because we saw it and he trucked the goalies he went flying he just dropped it immediately both
00:07:32| benches cleared and everyone went out and people started throwing down on people and i didn't really get into a fist fight this fight just one of those like
00:07:40| yeah like hockey fights usually you can't fight a no you don't actually throw off your gloves and one-on-one and punch each other in the face over and over it's
00:07:51| usually over in like glove punches and some grabs and some gloves off and maybe a fist or two flying this time though they kicked a guy out
00:08:02| immediately during that fight i forget his name but everyone talks [ __ ] on the whole game like this guy's a scumbag this guy's a piece of trash this guy's an a-hole and he got kicked out and i
00:08:10| said that's the guy well they kicked out one of our guys and he's leaving the other way and i see their guy the guy they just kicked out he's a big dude he's like six
00:08:19| foot something picking on our guy who just got kicked out i was like five foot and he comes after him and he's running on when they're off the ice like the game's over and i was like this
00:08:28| is towards the locker room and everyone's yeah and everyone was over here still sorting out the gloves and the sticks and everything well i'm like the only
00:08:35| one and i looked and he's coming over here and he's chasing my five foot seven player who at the time for some reason had his skates off i don't know if he came out because
00:08:42| he took his skates off and i'm like he's gonna step on his feet he's gonna kill this kid yeah so i jumped over and just started wailing on a guy i had never met before
00:08:53| and literally this is what i said you piece of [ __ ] you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] and i'm swinging and i hit this guy and he swung on me and then the benches
00:09:02| boom that had left the benches to go on the ice had to come back onto the bench and then leave to get off the ice and separate everyone and i was like oh
00:09:10| my god and they separated everyone and everyone was fine but oh my god i can't wait to punch someone it's a justice there there's also a sign of a good team it's
00:09:20| like some teams are not going to back each other up other times you you see somebody get hurt in a way that should not have happened
00:09:27| it's instant like your entire team goes after that one guy and that one guy will be like what and like as soon as like three guys jump them then it's like a brawl
00:09:35| those are the best those feel so good it's so weird though because what we're talking about is like if it happened to your teammate you hate it when you do it you're a predator nick
00:09:47| i am offender i think i am an instigator it turns out yeah i like starting fights oh i instigated one time on a guy who was like semi-pro it was
00:10:02| like my second game ever i just learned to ice skate and this is my second men's league game and my hands were tied because someone was holding me from behind
00:10:09| someone's always kind of like getting me off center yeah and i didn't know what to do so i said like f your mother or something whatever i said i just do same words and
00:10:19| i didn't have my fists so i did a fake spit like i didn't really spit it on but i wanted to know that i wanted to yeah well it was so weird because he had
00:10:29| his gloves on like he was looking at me like mad and immediately in one motion his gloves were off and he grabbed me with one hand and just
00:10:37| punched me in the face and i was like whoa and then he hit me again and i was falling backwards and my buddy dan who we were talking about jumped on his back
00:10:47| like to stop him from just killing me this guy yeah he was like a semi-pro player i didn't know this he he felt someone on his back and it was damn he's crying he's a
00:10:57| pain in the ass he flipped him onto the ground and started punching dan and and i was all the way back here like away from it all and then you know the bench is empty and
00:11:07| we had one of these other instances but it occurs to me that i am the predator and the only way to avoid me is to be very good at your sport be better
00:11:20| than you be able to get away from you i'm too good not to get by i will get so mad if you run up the score
00:11:28| if it's one someone was running up the score on us and like i i said to dan my line mate i said this guy scores one more hot dog goal
00:11:37| between his legs when they're up five we're gonna cross check him in the throat guess what happened he went between the legs and scored and dan cross checked him in the throat
00:11:48| i was like man i was kidding but at the same time i didn't feel bad like no you don't do that yeah there's certain unwritten rules
00:12:00| i'm glad dan got kicked out because he shouldn't have done that but i'm glad that guy got cross-checked so he knows not to f around yeah like if you're
00:12:09| if you can do that to score two goals ahead god bless you you're already up five and you do it so talk about when you're fighting like you're you're
00:12:18| essentially gonna wrestle because that's the only thing you can do because you're gonna get each other off balance you're gonna fall the ice dude
00:12:24| i've always fought with people that like keep trying to fight when they're on the ice like they try to like choke you but you're wearing helmets that doesn't work so you're just like
00:12:32| really mad honestly the only thing i'm trying to do when i'm on the ice and someone's like fighting me is not have my like hands out or my fingers out
00:12:41| or like any part of you gets stepped on that is a crucial thing because people have gotten stepped on and it effs you up with this dude yeah so when i get on the ice i just
00:12:51| kind of like like brace myself and make sure that i don't like get flipped around the earl these things the extremities yeah so that always like pisses the other
00:13:00| person off because they want to keep fighting or whatever the hell you're doing on the ice and then they always like they're chirping
00:13:06| they keep talking and talking and talking you're just like what are you talking about you can't do jack [ __ ] you're like you're just laughing at him oh yeah i'll
00:13:13| get you you've been gone everyone come on stand up worse dude i saw my dad play softball and softball adult league slow pitch softball guys were grabbing each other
00:13:23| and gripping each other up and throwing each other against the fence and the whole team cleared out and some of the [ __ ] they were saying i was like wow
00:13:30| so it just happens in sports in general i mean especially hockey it's like testosterone but do you know what's also funny i i just mentioned like two or three
00:13:41| times where i was totally out of line and totally just going to town i'm a wild thing there are times where a fight breaks out and like a certain friend of ours
00:13:50| named parker will say ran in his mouth and deserved it yeah and like i'm i'm lining up with a guy who i don't know i've never met this guy he's 35
00:13:59| he's a little taller than me uh i saw him skate behind me like eight times like he's like he's a better passer he's not that fast i don't know like these are the things i take about him but i
00:14:07| don't know the guy and i grab him and he grabs me and neither of us want to fight we're looking over and pulling each other apart away from the
00:14:14| main fight not even like hard i'm just like looking at him i'm like jesus christ and he's like typical wednesday and i'm like i like you
00:14:22| you're funny and then like we're friends but i'm still holding them like i'm going to punch him but not really so like it's either one extreme or the other like it's so weird that dynamic
00:14:32| where it's either you're in a normal binary stranger in the face or i'm gonna be like polar wednesday am i right pal
00:14:40| we're both here right it's just it's weird i kind of like that i miss it i haven't played hockey five six years jesus christ yeah it's good
00:14:50| i had one of those a couple weeks back did you yeah a little fracas couple idiots started a fight and i had to save somebody so i had to dive in and pull somebody off and then fight
00:15:02| them i was like did you hate this my teammate because he's an idiot and yeah i had i fought that guy and then i almost got five games suspicious what was that how
00:15:11| was that fight oh it was uh that's a real fight because they'll suspend you if you're a real fighter it was uh two brothers one brother last like
00:15:19| minute of the game he rubbed some guy out against the boards got a penalty and then as he was going to the penalty box with the other teams guy
00:15:26| who he rubbed out because they got a little bit of a fight his brother jumps off the bench and then checks the guy when he's going to the penalty box so it was like on the way to the box
00:15:37| yeah you know what that's something my old team had done but i mean idiot but yeah i was like i don't like that kid anyway but there were two
00:15:47| guys fighting him so like one guy can get him in a prone position and the other guy can just wail on him which is in my moral my moral being
00:15:55| cannot allow that to happen so i had to join one jump and dive in there and grab him and i pulled the guy off got him in a headlock he spun around and then we kind
00:16:05| of like tussled i don't think we actually i think we actually threw i think he threw a couple punches but they didn't like they're like over the
00:16:13| top because we're still like wrestling and we reach our helmets you're moving on ice yeah and i flipped him over onto the ice and
00:16:21| then he got me in a headlock and then we just kind of like tussled on the ground for a bit and then once it was over he was still super pissed off and yelling at me and
00:16:31| trying to get me to come on man you want to fight you want to fight it's like you had your shower plant parking lot yeah they're only one laughing
00:16:38| like you gotta be kidding me i have to and that's the thing with these people they have narcissistic personality disorder a lot of them npd that's why i feel like
00:16:47| npd the um the best thing to do is probably avoid these but maybe then you're not living keep your wits about you
00:16:57| no no no and maybe fight them but make sure you're first level-headed get some skills to prepare yourself for the fight well and when in doubt definitely pull
00:17:06| out like if you don't know you think you're gonna get hurt something's wrong pull out okay when in doubt pull out okay or you can spray and pray
00:17:26| this is a real story bump and dump someone we went to high school with who played ice hockey for the men's league b team or c team we'll call him martin g
00:17:35| hmm he he got into a fight with a kid and uh he he just rolled over on him so they were both on the ice and he started humping him and making it
00:17:50| because that's the sound he would make all the time i think that's a way away funnier result than fighting de-escalate the situation yeah everyone was cracking up pretty
00:18:01| good actually it might have split it further i'm pretty sure that gets pretty yeah pretty bad anyway folks avoid confrontation but if you have to in sports sports only
00:18:12| i'm not telling you to fight your co-workers because it's illegal and you will be suspended for more than five minutes yeah probably but if you're in your
00:18:19| sport especially hockey maybe take a swing at a guy maybe tell him you're gonna eat his babies that's on you feel comfortable make fun of his facial hair and his
00:18:31| mother's pubes maybe we're the predators today maybe that's what just happened but anyway be careful out there be safe and uh
00:18:49| critters predators
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