Transcript of Episode 125 - Weird Strangeness
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00:00:01| strange weird abnormal odd awkward bizarre peculiar creepy just have any of these words described yourself I feel like they describe myself and I kind of like it
00:00:15| is it weird maybe let's dive in and talk about it let's get weird folks so I'm Dan and I'm Nick folks we're old friends dissecting one topic at a time people technology media we've got it all
00:00:33| covered each discussion here the deep dive deep perspective in subjects they're all on the chopping block baby we don't pay off their opinion the mic you can get a little bit dirty unique
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00:00:59| open up your earholes hey good evening I'm Dan hey I'm Nick anyone else joining us tonight we be alone is scratching on the door ah probably a stray animal you know what either I shouldn't leave my
00:01:32| front door open all the time no you should I keep leaving a hem hawks and t-bones out I just strewth strewn along the floor leads to interesting creatures during the night hear that oh
00:01:48| yeah what is that strange I made it up I was like that sounds eerie and strange kind of where I wanted to lead us and I was trying to make it loud so you couldn't hear other scratching noises
00:01:59| going on in the background or area it's gonna it'll subside he weakens over time it weakens over time that's incredible interesting start for the weird episode is that weird there's a hug weird stuff
00:02:20| going on I saw the full moon bring that weirdness do you know there's actually truth to it really is there's like a like in certain activities but it could be a research bias where you're looking
00:02:36| for the information to be there so what they think is maybe there's a small percentage of chance that your body's like ninety percent water so like the tug of the moon is stronger during
00:02:46| swimming new clothes outer out of your shell making you feel a little lighter if you were point one percent lighter wouldn't you act 0.1% crazier like I'm dancing on air wow I don't know it could
00:03:03| be validity to it you got your destination hi Sudeep oh yeah actually relax my frickin word rustle those pages well the whole reason I want to do this episode is that I was
00:03:13| definitely a weird kid I was called weird my classmates knew me as weird hmmm that was usually the go-to word for me weird I was weird I definitely do things that are atypical non-conformist
00:03:25| which I guess is weird but weren't you like nerdy too like you're smart yeah I was nerdy and awkward and I combined them all isn't that weird or I don't know is that different I feel like this
00:03:38| is gonna lead a section of the episode that we're gonna delve into very deeply sure it might be what I had written down is it on it goes in like levels odd it's just something that's its occasional
00:03:51| strange or unusual um its unpaired it's an event that may be just marked odd as in you pass by and say that's out of place that's not average that's of interest
00:04:04| that's not where that usually is that's not how that usually looks you know that's odd it's just a little different snapping your synapses sparking interest that's odd I'm sorry good or bad next up
00:04:17| from that was strange strange by definition came from estranged which was the Latin term extraneous which means that which is from the outside definitions include not normal
00:04:30| odd that's funny be same goddamn word unusual surprising out of the ordinary and then unfamiliar something that just doesn't seat well even when you know it's out of place it's like it continues
00:04:42| to be odd huh just because it's out of place but because it's that's not not natural that's from the outside something's going on and actually a step up was weird
00:04:53| it's from Middle English where day a weird weird as I often say to people it means of the fates destiny etc having unusually strange character or behavior deviating from the normal bizarre and of
00:05:08| the fates often ascribed to witchcraft and witches back in the day and I was like whoa so weird is like supernatural you strange bizarre level yeah so and that comes from Shakespeare The Weird
00:05:23| Sisters cuz they try yes they did yes toil toil boil and boil boil toil in trouble who knows yeah I know we may never know you you don't right now but we don't toil in trouble and is it
00:05:40| toilet inaudible I think he says one of them twice doesn't boil toil now you got to look it up awkward was like kind of more of a cutesy version I think it's like causing difficulty hard to deal
00:05:51| with causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience not smooth a graceful double double toil and trouble I knew one of the words doubled it was double double-talk a couple of a toil and
00:06:03| trouble interesting peculiar bizarre is Italian Oh strangely unconventional in style or appearance it's just so weird that some of these were more for people some were
00:06:16| for events somewhere for like weather and I was like it's all suggestion I think to yes because like I say growing up we just said weird like if you were in first grade and someone looked at
00:06:29| another kid doing something and they went that's strange it would just it would have been the big thing I could have been like who says that
00:06:37| so to me weird was the word for all of us growing up I guess okay I really and I love this definition weird okay it's not like you made them up on the spot their truth now they are truthful
00:06:51| Wikipedia's condemns it we can go into depth but I don't feel like it no I don't yeah as gonna start our youth is a kid so yeah kids are weird kids don't
00:07:01| realize anything about themselves they do things that require no insight no self consciousness so to bring us there there was an interesting Vsauce video on awkwardness I think is the
00:07:15| video it's either awkwardness or creepiness it's one of them and it touches on what we're talking about but not exactly but in this one he draws a pyramid it's I forget whose law it is
00:07:25| it's essentially all the things that you can do in your physical form right I can punch someone I could build something I could shoot someone I could kick something I could wear something all the
00:07:34| things you can do okay they're defined by the laws of physics it's the largest branch right here right hey hey law or physics the laws of I can't read backwards up state science
00:07:47| technologies the science state the laws you say like you can't know someone you can't run out naked and I slash your wiener people there's certain rules you can't do above that it etiquette yes so
00:07:58| etiquette is like some kind of groupies to do it but you shouldn't be rude you can't push people out of the way you can't you can't chew in public you can't sneeze at people on purpose technically
00:08:09| I guess you could I don't think there's a law against it but it's the gray area do we don't go doing it in your own time versus doing it when other people are around mm when lastly is like this
00:08:18| awkwardness and awareness itself that happens when you're in a group so there's no rule that says you can't pick your nose but it's you feel it don't you yeah there's I'm quite an introvert or
00:08:30| at least I was when I was younger and there's always that sense that you're gonna say something wrong I don't know I feel like you can't like if you're gonna say a thought you're gonna really bake
00:08:39| that thought and then I know of court and you better have a Shing gray and then you better not just like if you're too late you can't and then everyone turn to as huh and now it's quiet and
00:08:46| you're like before and now all this pressures on you and everyone's just waiting and you're like I messed it up let's keep going you're like life you keep building life
00:08:59| I'm just gonna dive into the leaves here and I didn't this this this bumble bushes mm-hmm but as we get higher and higher on that pecking order it's less and less a rule
00:09:11| and more and more of a pressure you feel from within yeah I guess I think it comes from puberty to because you like before puberty you don't really realize you just like running around doing all
00:09:21| sorts of crazy stuff yes yeah you start to want to attract people yeah and namely opposite sex yeah the perspective of the opposite sex matters a lot cuz then you're like what
00:09:30| do I do how do I make them like me and that I still don't know that but it's the root of it right I guess huh that and just power in general because the only way
00:09:43| you're any power is from someone higher up like they have to somehow give it to you so you have to be on their good graces so you start to act like them you try to be charismatic yeah or even just
00:09:54| agree with them even though you might not really like if they're like I so bourgeois to wear brown anymore and you're like huh yeah we're brown anymore there's a rule thing you can't
00:10:03| wear brown but you would totally not try and wear brown around you know you're CEO or jealous of your work every day you're completely color wearing complete home brown oh yeah Browns in right yeah
00:10:16| yeah hmm I think you would fail that test do you think I'd comply I think you would I knew it's justified by saying just Brown let's just yeah I just don't like a beard there's a beautiful
00:10:33| umbrella there's no weird habits I like for myself like people have noticed that like when I cut steak it's very strange to bring this up but when I cut steak I
00:10:45| cut it in a way that is like optimal for my bite as well as like make it like tender because you just like cross cut it right cuz the like the tendon the sinuous sinuous in you is like easier if
00:10:58| you cut it crossways so you always want you couldn't take the highest level math that you good imagine if I'm beautiful minding it out there got like triangles and play
00:11:07| with rhombuses Kingdom lining with the largest piece combined with the perfect bite-sized piece combined with where it's getting cut out of the state combined with what leftover fat you will
00:11:17| have left combined with all the other cross pieces you can have left combined with like what looks like it'll be a juicy piece near in the middle combined with like I'm probably going 100 percent
00:11:24| here so I've done this before and like I don't usually people don't pay attention to me at all but one time I was eating with like a group of friends that were like like
00:11:34| second-tier friends or third tier friends like people I didn't know too well but they're interesting and like the one guy across the table from me is just staring at me cut my mistake and he
00:11:45| goes I've never seen anybody cut your steak like cut their steak like that before and I was like I was like um yeah oh I thought into it but like the weirdness there is like it's weird on my
00:11:57| part but it's also weird that he brought it up and then it was brought up yeah like challenged you almost not Cameron I think I think he was enamoured he was enjoying of how I was cutting the steak
00:12:08| so there's a weirdness there that is communal which is enjoyable really hmm look back on it both enjoy it yeah if you're we're on this in the same way not that he cut his
00:12:19| steak that way but right you gotta buy brennick and he admired it for what it was yeah hmm that's a good way to put it it was the first weird thing I remember
00:12:31| doing it was kind of gross no he mention it but I was in first grade and we had pretzels for recess then a pretzel dropped on the floor and someone said you're not going to eat that right now
00:12:40| eat it and then someone was like here you won't eat it if I do it I was like can I have your pretzel and they dropped it on the floor and I ate it and I was like still tastes good to me so then I
00:12:50| didn't have a pretzel the next day and I was like all your pretzel have you put it on your shoe was like you would eat a pretzel if it touched my shoe and I was like yeah absolutely and I did it and
00:13:01| people were like oh and I was like it's just dirt I'll live but I would I was known to eat dirty food oh I became that kid I guess I mean I didn't do it anymore I don't think I can't remember
00:13:13| past first grade or the entire year I just remember at some point a lot of people thought I was really weird it's a weird legacy I have one where my aunt thinks that I
00:13:22| like cat food or something and I was like I don't think I've ever eaten cat food but I imagine my aunt like served it to me I don't is it you know it's which every time like up until I was
00:13:38| like mid-20s and the last time I saw her she's like like should I get you a bowl of cat food and I'm just like I'm not sure how to respond to that yeah is this a memory are you remembering it
00:13:52| and I remember him it's so weird that you don't ask for facts you just push it away it's slowly like no I'm not gonna I don't know dance around this for 20 years weird that's good
00:14:12| good episode so far I feel better every day I just the other day who was behind a guy on the blue route and he was in another blue with north extension and he was in left lane and he was driving the
00:14:26| speed limit and the highway and I couldn't get around him and he was bothering me and I remember his red car and it was like a minivan and it was a guy and he was like oblivious and I was
00:14:37| tailing him and he bothered me so much and I just remember he had the stupid bumper sticker he had a stupid car go things who must be going down the shore like all his equipment on top of his
00:14:48| vehicle and finally I just got around them and I was like that kinds of jack off and um I got off at the exit which is only like five minutes down the road and um me and my girlfriend and we went
00:14:59| into what's the food place at Plymouth Meeting every what's called anyway we went in there we had a beer and appetizers because we were like an hour early for this party grocery store
00:15:08| restaurant no no it was like a restaurant nice one tells a call it's implementing anyway everyone watching is like oh so and so oh stop get to the port go
00:15:20| so 15 20 25 minutes later it got back on the road that guy he was there he was in front of me getting back on to the blue so and this has just happened two weeks ago so it's really stuck in my head
00:15:35| and I remember going it's impossible he's back we were in there for 25 minutes and we were only four minutes away so he was not driving something happened where he got off somewhere
00:15:46| maybe at the mall Plymouth Meeting Mall mm-hmm and then I'm gonna get back on at the exact same time I was coincidence that was that was so weird and I know that sounds like a small thing to
00:15:58| someone but that's there's hundreds of thousands of car to pass every minute there and for me to find this jackoff and I knew it was him because I was staring at bumper sticker again and he
00:16:07| was going slow again and I knew exactly who he was I was like I kept looking in my rearview mirror expecting him to recognize me and like have a moment with him where I couldn't be an enemy or I
00:16:16| was just like his friend but he didn't he didn't get it so but I was still I'm thinking about it right now two weeks later that's so odd you have those moments where you have like a car
00:16:26| buddy yeah where you're driving at the same pace for a long period of time you expect them to notice yes do you think they notice every time that you do or vice versa I think I'm very perceptive
00:16:36| so I doubt it oh you think you're very perspective and they are so you're saying you're heightened awareness my home they kind of might not even notice yeah I think they do if you guys keep on
00:16:47| swapping though and like passing other people I'm like and dealing with double tractor-trailers eventually just break through and the other one does and it's like that you're with him for like two
00:16:58| hours I hope so I hope so they would have to I think that's cool stuff hello odd well strange mhm you want to hear the Santa wish lists sure a serendipity is that's something opposite
00:17:12| into what I was going to tell you it's a weird it's tied into like a weird fate and destiny and like I guess there's like the strangeness is tied into like a a self-preservation because you see
00:17:22| something that doesn't add up and you want to react to it your body is like fight or flight but it has no reason to really question because it's never really seen that the event or just like
00:17:32| there's no actual danger it's just one thing so unusual that you feel like it should be dangerous is that a thing could your body be feeling it because it's
00:17:42| so this is so weird that it's impossible my body is going haywire that the thing I think so I think you're you're preparing to do something because you don't know how to react to it I think
00:17:55| your body's trying to process how to react to it even though it's probably nothing like most of life is probably things we've seen before or if they're new they're not gonna hurt you any weird
00:18:05| isn't what it it's almost like being in a movie and being at the turning point of the movie though there's something so phenomenal so weird so outstanding here that you actually have a chance to make
00:18:14| a big impact more than you would any other one second period of time or one day at a time like this is it this is the moment where you can you've been thrust into a position of such
00:18:26| coincidence such power such strangeness that you can affect the rest of time in your timeline sorry I felt like I was hmm I feel that whatever I would like a new exotic woman like there's a there's
00:18:41| a weirdness that happens to me because I'm socially awkward in those situations where I try to do too much it's the same thing where you're your perspective is now your perspective plus theirs and
00:18:52| you're trying to manipulate the situation so that it works out in your favor but it's so hard to be but you've once you overthink it you've already you've ruined you've already aimed you'd
00:19:01| and everything and now you will second-guess everything you do and when you second-guess everything you do you act differently yeah so you can't show them show them your true self nope so
00:19:12| you're kind of damned yeah a little bit all this money could damned him and then them oh yeah so do you want to hear the strangest thing I ever said and I may have actually mentioned it on the
00:19:27| podcast it was in Chicago mm-hmm so I was in Chicago on vacation or to see the Phillies play the Cubs or Wrigley Field and it was a hundred and one one day 98 one day 103 one day in 97 one day this
00:19:44| is the hottest four days in Chicago I got on a bus to go to the lake to go to somewhere and there was a man outside that caught everyone's attention because he was wearing a full three-piece
00:19:57| suit he looked like he was about 74 he had a bowler hat one like the the big black hat suit was all black he had an umbrella that was all black and he looked a little bit like the
00:20:09| Cryptkeeper just in his facial structure he was old sucking the wrinkles arted sunken he did not look healthy and Tufts of white hair coming out from here and here and here like it 101 degrees and a
00:20:22| he walked gangly he was a little too tall he didn't look like a real person something about him was off and I'm on the bus elbowing Mike Daugherty I'm going on Union like I don't give a [ __ ]
00:20:35| what I going dude are you seeing this are you seeing this and finally he looks Li couldn't stop laughing and then the bus took off and we went around a corner and we come into an area where you can
00:20:50| see right where we were prior and the man is sprinting holding his cap and Bella and I didn't know where he was going it wasn't changing the bus I don't know dude it was the weirdest thing I've
00:21:02| ever seen in my life and people think I'm making up are you Ed reading parts of it this was movie grade weird I'm it was 101 degrees I don't know what was going on I still think about that guy
00:21:13| and if he's looking for me hmm but that's maybe one of the strangest things I've seen in my life I can't I can't explain it to this day the feeling he gave me I don't see that
00:21:26| every day it was like from a movie it was so weird I've ever seen anything so weird like that out of place we're like coming up on a car crash or seen an old woman by
00:21:38| the side of the road and you wanted to stop and you were like that's no no nope or like a haunted house or like anything that have you ever seen them that may have been a ghost or anything like you
00:21:49| know if you're in a house alone has a door ever just closed and you're like that wasn't the wind I'm not gonna acknowledge it I'm gonna believe right now you have a supernatural I think if
00:21:57| you're listening for it it starts to happen I think your brain I do he's with the wonder-percent mm-hmm I agree with you but have you ever not been in that timeframe like I
00:22:06| was in Chicago in the middle of the day and I saw this so I wasn't looking for something weird that was that was breaking into the normal I think this is like plays off like a perfect movie
00:22:18| script like the way movies play off like bizarre and weird stuff it's like they add a layer of ambience that makes it really creepy but the creepiness is really in the everyday stuff it's like
00:22:29| the realistic nature of weird is that it could be the person sitting next to you that is acting weird and it makes you socially awkward or put you in a social social position where you have to react
00:22:39| and it has to be you have to become the weird one to get out of the situation that slight isn't true kind of weird and that the bowler hat guy because if he was on the bus with you
00:22:50| whoa whoa nothing something odd because everyone feels that and like notion of being on a bus with someone they don't they don't want to be on the bus with you I get off the bus but you have to go
00:23:04| go to your destination what do you do well we were on vacation that could have got enough when is it worth our that's true would it work now if you were on your way to a job interview and you
00:23:13| couldn't because you need this job you better ride with gotta ride with her man and then it turns out he's going for the same job interview you are any tips of the bowler hat to you and just looks
00:23:28| sunken and he won't talk and you're like good morning and he's like this he's like oh my god I'm dead I the only thing that really popped in my head when you were talking was uh when I was younger I
00:23:42| was at man it was a night time in my neighborhood and I was with a friend and we were like walking through some like a little forest area and we swear we saw a monkey like a monkey with a white face
00:23:53| just come out and like screech at us so you thought you saw this we both thought we saw this so we went back to my house I had a BB gun at the time and we grabbed the BB gun to go hunt it cuz
00:24:05| we're like I don't know we're 12 and I would just not know would have been afraid yeah well adventurous you know you're fearless but by the time we got to the
00:24:15| end of the my driveway my mom opened the door and then said something to me so I ditched the BB gun and like in a bush and then I think where the adventure stopped but okay it
00:24:27| was like in my mind of a monkey's face it's like that but it doesn't make sense it makes no sense at all I may be a deer's is that possible hmm I don't know I mean deers have weird
00:24:39| faces like they can especially depending on the angle and the whiteness of some of their fur it probably wasn't even a monkey it was just something that was like very that's why I should simply it
00:24:48| was no I don't even know if it was an animal it's pretty much within my imagination at the time and watching that movie outbreak with going on f you think that's an enemy but like I don't
00:25:03| know if there's any like long-duration weirdness like how often you stay within like a really weird scenario and you don't get like makes it weird because it doesn't last I mean if it were the
00:25:15| normal it wouldn't you would AJ yeah it wouldn't be abnormal but efficient right like what about people that like look different than you dressed it from me than you act different look at the older
00:25:26| heck I was regular and I was totally misconstruing him and he lives his life and he was sprinting to interview I lost a paper it's blowing in a wind he's trying to get to it it's the deed to his
00:25:39| name written on it for somebody yeah like if he dressed like that every day and he has a wife I he doesn't have a wife if he has he had a woman I can't she's been dead for eight years but he
00:25:57| hasn't buried her yet if any letter in his pocket lets someone else like about weird people in general like the morgue I feel weird talking about like um we had to go to work like dress all my ears
00:26:12| have college second year across the hallway there's four guys across the hallway three of them are just shy and introverted one of them we called scallops says sketchy Alex he would just
00:26:25| kind of like wander into her party and then like bring up random stuff and then like he would always move on group yeah he make it socially awkward it would just be hard
00:26:37| you with him I guess but you can tell he was trying to be like aggressively friendly because I think you didn't like his remains yeah and he was trying to make more friends which is after the
00:26:50| fact you're like oh I feel bad for that guy cuz he cut he could have been a cool guy you just need to get him to calm down first like also here now where I was
00:27:03| gonna say is like where is weird good is there weird that's bad hmm like let's say you meet a guy and he's weird at work and you give him a shot and you're like it's not that bad dude I talked to
00:27:16| him he's pretty cool and then he goes I've got an idea for a website it's they show pictures of feet you can decide how they smell women's feet and it's like oh that's a
00:27:29| that's an idea ya know like no no he's like now oh you you what and he's like we were right in the description fee of how it smells and you're like oh that's that's that's
00:27:48| cool he's like you want to see isn't that like like and this is my perspective I'm like that's below me or that's like bad or that's not what I would like so I'm
00:28:04| against it sort of so I mean I'm not against it but maybe I'm like it's not it's not harmless maybe it is maybe it will lead to nothing or Muslim and so so in my judging weirdness whereas went on
00:28:17| weird I'm like you people have no idea I'm just being de first away right hands how often our first impressions accurate do you want me to tell you the truth 50% of the time well that's I guess that's
00:28:31| the biggest yeah I mean ya know at the one time I was I was wrong about first impressions was meeting a friend a good friend of mine where I I just didn't know him it was weird like he had he was
00:28:44| large and he would rap and I was like I don't know how this fit like I didn't have any friends that were like I had like bad hygiene and like didn't care about themselves and then like but
00:28:56| he was funny and he could use really good spoken words so it was like I judged him initially and then I I decided that like later on was a terrible thing to do but I think first
00:29:06| impressions in general because he's the only one or accurate like you will find the weirdness in that person like you can sense it without that person talking it was just being around that person
00:29:17| you're like there's something not right with them or they don't mess with me so what we're talking about is that triangle from the beginning of the episode we all know we all adhere to the
00:29:27| laws of science not many of us are breaking those laws most of the time we're banging the other laws this laws of the state peculiar and etiquette we kind of you can see in Nazi
00:29:37| it's that it's that tough one kind of defines that and what you're talking about as you can see what rules they do or do not break in that code like from the way they dress the way they groom
00:29:48| themselves the way they'll talk in a group setting I think it matters in us where they hold them yes how they speak how they look at you if they look at you how often they do when they do when they
00:29:59| talk in the group when they who they talk to in the group whether they include everyone in the group what they exclude certain people in the group whether they try and initiate new people
00:30:07| right away whether they try and take the old inside jokes with their friends and try not to include you like these things are little tellers so what are you a couple
00:30:15| what are your tics do have any tics like I mean I have rub my beard a little bit when I have one or like I not all too much I think I I say it's weird that they exact breeze if I'm here listening
00:30:29| to a podcast and I'm trying to segue like very carefully go it's weird how and then I mentioned a research point I brought up that sort of loosely ties that whatever we're talking about um
00:30:41| this is gonna I say like like like um but did you have in terms a lot like I say dude and bro a lot I think I sound like a pro he dude but I'm not I don't think you'd be wrong
00:30:52| did you ever have two friends that were or not I had so one time I was i random phone calls from my dad who used the term and I've never heard before I think the proof is in the pudding which is
00:31:03| yeah the point but I never heard it before never heard like 19 no I I must've been then I'd literally took a phone call from my other friend completely
00:31:16| different conversation but he finished it with the proof is in the pudding who wants this other friend Celina that's just cured and uh if you might yeah I don't know if you know it's
00:31:27| weird I do but I don't right this second as well drawing me and I know the name so I know I know but but the same phrase from two completely different people two different conversations happening within
00:31:38| a half an hour the mate what's the meaning here there's no dessert playing something yeah like you had to find meaning in it because that's too weird of a coincidence like I did with a guy
00:31:49| driving in front of me on 76 one really I mean stuff happens it's very possible sorry where did that segue begin tics yeah thanks I think I mess with my hair when I drink I do that whenever I'm like
00:32:04| really thinking oh no I just do it what I won't what I wanted to look differently but I don't know how I wanted to look so I just mess with it so all the ladies at home were like wow
00:32:15| swoon so wound the other thing is oh do you know one of my habits is I picked my lip does anyone do that and you bite it right no no I pick it I use my fingernail and yeah that's weird it's
00:32:30| look everyone took something I will literally rip off pieces of it I don't care can you can you wiggle your ear can you do that no I just tried right now moving
00:32:41| my throat to move my scalp well you have more scalp than I do that's freaky that's a lot of movement I think I brought this up before I can move these kids yeah we also people have weird
00:33:12| stuff we know I know someone who could do the predator noise perfectly that Rob Robbie you remember from high school and you can do that no it's perfectly like he does it right
00:33:26| it used to be able to a really great Chewbacca I don't do it as great anymore I'll probably do it good define the edge but that's because I like me better ah it's not subjective I think I like
00:33:49| mine better of course you do fine yeah so lighten up put in the comments whoever did it better like a drunk slurring Chewbacca she left me all range of emotion
00:34:13| Chewie has emotions he'd be angry you can be sad you can do a sad Chewbacca if you're like cracking up I want to be a sad Chewbacca alamat but I'm more like a pigeon soft self-loathing to waka/jawaka
00:34:32| so here's a here's a weird thing damn it caught myself doing my a tic so here's a weird thing folks uh is there a is there a fine line between talent and weirdness I heard this place are they
00:34:47| talents with entrepreneurs are weird like the people that person all are crazy things and make them into businesses and make them successful like those people have feared that be
00:34:57| outliers yeah here let's go to the end so I drill what's oftenly occurred to as a Belgrade bell curve I was called a bell graph I guess bell curve and there's all different values for the
00:35:10| Middle's in the edges one of my favorite ones though is 68% our average 16 percent are below average 16 percent above average now you can break it down into here one percent on the extreme low
00:35:22| end one percent extreme high end you can break it down in a million different ways it's been done a million different times what I like to think of though is you're unique
00:35:31| your strangeness your your abnormality or you know your oddness it kind of puts you outside the 68% right you're not normal for if for whatever it is you do your Chewbacca sounds your the way you
00:35:45| you pick your lip I don't know that's kind of weird away maybe use everyone happen how'd assume everyone has well i my younger self would to see everyone has
00:35:55| that and they keep it to themselves or their friends and family right in whatever walk of life I mean I'm weird in probably a dozen ways but I'm probably actually average and normal
00:36:05| when it comes to hard work like I just work hard and I don't make a big deal with it or something kind of or when I get my leg cut I don't think I make a big deal of it one way or the other to
00:36:14| do though well that was that was literally a life ending injury I sustained and did find one I was literally picking a random thing but in being an outlier or doing something
00:36:27| outside the norm I think you have like a loser I mean it's not gonna get you anything I mean am I really gonna do anything and change the look am i gonna change the world with this one end of
00:36:39| the graph was looser the other end of the graph is successful entrepreneur yeah and and I don't think it has to do with your innate ability I think it has to do with you know what's going on
00:36:49| around you timing circumstance coincidence stuff like that your acceptance of the weird and understanding social norms yeah what do you do with it like I don't I I don't
00:37:01| know and then when and where are you and I mean for every Jeff Bezos and all these other weirdos that have all this there's probably just as many weirdos who are unsuccessful like ii don't i
00:37:13| mean they're just as weird as them that just and in that realm like i need to work and do this i need to work into this i think they become schizophrenic seven so what about like normal like we
00:37:24| didn't talk about like what's normal like are there there people out there that don't have any qualities that make them weird they're just cut and dry that they are you don't think so they simply
00:37:33| tuck it deep down inside and then it eats away at them no I think they they live it out online and in a forum somewhere a fairy forum or you know or there that's plays I was
00:37:47| thinking about the boat like they really love fairies like stuffed animals with their peepees gelatin stuff yeah we're gonna run the train on my little pony in the back do you want to come in there
00:38:19| and he's like no I just was I just went across the river in safety that would be good good bit right there yet for the ferry convention so awesome so awesome can't believe we did that by accident on
00:38:43| purpose it's Sonic badge hug was like then you cool coins yeah did you did you have any artsy types in your college like weird like the weird type of art like I went to a museum one time and it
00:39:14| was like they had this block of cheese and someone took hair follicles and put it in the cheese and it's just like there's a guttural feeling from doing that it just doesn't feel right it's
00:39:27| like hey it's food B it's human stuff and it's like you can already like imagine it like trying to like eat like cheese and having hair but it was sounds like this are successful
00:39:40| I think it hit created response so they polish there was a one party I went to that was like and weird music and they had like a tripod in the corner that would take a picture
00:39:52| so the flash would happen every minute or so it was like a time-lapse of the party and they had a guy in the kitchen the kitchen was like right next to the room that had all the pictures being
00:40:02| taken and he was making crepes so it was like a very strange scene but after that's already the weirdest thing yeah after a while you got used to the flashing the guy giving you a crepe and
00:40:17| you're just like everything's fine it was not something that I would do myself but it enjoyable yeah it was a positive experience nothing bad happened interesting I can I can see having a
00:40:31| good time at this party yeah I wonder what was in the basement I should have went in the basement you never know should not see if you're just are you a crook like right for the
00:40:42| fairy party just a fairy party so good steamboat yeah artsy fartsy yeah weird I dunno any artsy uh photographers or I did but not to the extent where they did anything that was out land it's just
00:40:59| more like um people about Michael when he meets uh what's her face and she's like swinging and painting naked yeah no one that artistic in fact I only know of one person via Twitter that some makes
00:41:17| their money doing art oh yes I know who you talk about so I don't know how like I can't imagine someone who is weird for a living is that a thing though you're referring to almost yeah I mean if
00:41:34| they're to keep pushing the norms and talking about what's not normal and what is a little with Banksy or yeah that is kind of what they do I mean it's it's logic oh yes there's some art pieces
00:41:49| that you go to a museum and you're just like like modern art a lot of that societally Rothko's where it's just colors squares uh-huh you're just like how is this valued you it just makes
00:42:00| sense to me well I think it's in the culture if you were there it's making a joke at a joke that's a reference to something that's a joke that was done before as a
00:42:11| reference that's now a joke and you're referencing it but the thing is it's a joke and it's like you didn't know okay well I'm saying cuz you're not in art you don't know that that is the joke
00:42:25| about the dart about the joke about the art about the art joke yes so really it's very multi-layered but you don't care if you were walking into CR and you're like it's worth what it
00:42:34| squares like do you I mean yeah it's very nuanced probably I would imagine I will never know nor cared oh yes probably I think at some point in my life I'm like I could become an artsy
00:42:50| fartsy type I could do it I won't if I was being what I need to do it I would become that even if I wasn't paid to I think I have just all this free time and like in disposable wealth I would
00:43:03| probably get into weird stuff what about good because I would worry about they that's a different kind of weird so the only time that someone ever said they actually genuinely thought they were in
00:43:17| the presence of a ghost was my mom after her dad died mom stay always it manifests in their brain that like a light flickered when they said their name or something it's yeah it's in that
00:43:29| realm of like okay like my girlfriend does this where it's like I had a dream that she was there and when I woke up I saw something that looked like a light and the voice said everything's going to
00:43:42| be okay pretend like the ghosts wasted a lot of time like I don't know does she have nothing better to do than to bother us exactly I honestly and why did she pick that one second can she do
00:44:00| it like every 10 seconds stealing it one shot do not give this up this opportunity comes once in a lifetime the ghost is doing like an mmm they're like we only got one shot you better make
00:44:11| sure she's awake and it's like the ghost appears right in your room but you're still sleeping and they're like and and it's like you're really heavy sleeping because you were
00:44:20| drinking and the ghost is like no I only had one shot I gotta warn them and it's like um but you can snooze through the whole thing and then grandma's ghost just got wasted she didn't get to warn
00:44:33| you turn to the head blows away yeah can you imagine that I can open the window and she blows I said yeah and then you wake up like two minutes later you're like grandma was warning you it just
00:44:51| seems arbitrary that a ghost would appear you would get its message everything would be perfect it can't be captured on film it was just for you everything is going to be okay
00:45:01| and it will never appear a get higher power destiny or religion and um it's kind of I feel about the whole thing but there are people that believe in things that are completely controllable being
00:45:18| controlled by outside forces which is weird to me like why would you believe that there's this thing that just controls everything and tjb it's easier to make yeah I mean no I guess if you
00:45:31| give up your choice then you don't have to worry about the choice you might be making oh this is a weird thing I do and that's the sentence that had nothing to do with my tic which I usually say this
00:45:41| is weird but no this is a weird thing I do they just visited me Sunday I have Jehovah friends huh they visit me like give me pamphlets there's here's another weird thing about me
00:45:56| the guy who helped raise me I'll say his name's Greg he's african-american and he was in his 30s and he worked at this company and I would work with my dad for like weeks on end and I would just
00:46:09| follow Greg and Greg he's white people but he loved me and he would tell me all these weird things and uh Jehovah put the witness things they give you yeah it's bad luck it's throw it away and I
00:46:21| was like so what do you do he's like mother garbage I'm like well what do you do he's like he's leaving somewhere someone else
00:46:26| the way they look on them throwing it away no no it's not cuz they threw it away if you don't put it in the trash and someone else does you're good maybe anyway I do this big past around no
00:46:38| one's actually Jehovah's Witness they just get stuck with a booklet like knocking just where like I can't throw this oh here you go I just got some Sunday and I did not throw them away
00:46:48| anyway the people stopped by I have a good time with them like I love that like they talked with me for like 10 minutes and usually it's just about the weather and stuff and at the end I can
00:46:56| hear it they're like well next you know the creator and I'm like I don't want to like challenges faith to be like you know you're gonna be dead in like 8 years dude the sky is filled with
00:47:07| nothing the earth is filled with nothing we will all turn into atomic dust and then eventually time will grind everything to an uneasy halt but instead I'm like you're right Dave good call
00:47:20| I'll let you know Thanks doesn't but it's weird like that's I'm friendly damn and no one else answers the door I just wouldn't talk to these guys because I feel like they also get credit for
00:47:29| visiting people so I feel like they go in their book and go Nick got him he's on the horse I named him so I've gotten one of those books before I think I was working at the time left is awesome but
00:47:45| you open it up and like the picture the only picture you see on the inside is like someone that's like screaming and melting and like they're in Hell like it's like they've come a long way to end
00:47:56| trust all good thank goodness they've read up the brand because I know of being religious that's kind of how I roll though I give you a leather-bound book I spy some pages I do want to say
00:48:10| something Greg taught me yes he had brought Wohlers okay he knew a rottweiler that they chained up underneath steps outside like they just made it live outside you can do this
00:48:23| with a dog you're not supposed to it's frowned upon but this is like 30 years ago yeah sure they change it up underneath the steps and it lived underneath his steps it was a nasty mean
00:48:31| dog the strongest bark and installed grammar was I was like wow he's like it lived under the steps so long its head grew and the shape of steps and they said the dog
00:48:42| at stepa lightest and I was like oh my god and I was like twelve when he was teaching me all this and I was like is that for real and he's like we're good off man look it up hey I couldn't yeah
00:48:54| the internet was pretty new and does this - don't think about dogs with stepa lightest and he warped your mind it was awesome it was the best joke anyone ever played on me I still think of step
00:49:07| Politis do you think you have to be unique to adapt do you think you have to have uniqueness and strangeness - for evolution so this is like the survival and apocalypse like do you out think
00:49:26| other people do you do something that's different I don't like to follow the herd I feel they feel like a lot of the Tigers people don't see what's coming and if you are different than the herd
00:49:36| then you see it or you can react to it this is like though it gunshot in the mall if people are running away from the gunshot you you run probably run away from the gunshot I'm an outlier let's
00:49:52| try this movie yeah but but there's also like the obvious choice like I don't make the obvious choice like if people are leaving in one door I'm probably gonna duck in to another store and then
00:50:05| get out a different door you don't do with the masses yeah cuz you don't know if that cuz they like it it sounds terrible but if the shooter is logical and he has partners then there's
00:50:17| about you yeah yeah I mean that's the biggest target right yeah say that tell me how you think about society in general I mean you don't want to go with everything society does what about their
00:50:30| clothing styles or I don't know their job decisions their the way they live their lives some of the words they use like is it all yeah do you matter all that they carry on conformity oh man
00:50:43| nonconformist there I went the other way you think you're an outlier more delicate oh yeah three times as much devs anyone you can name how do you maybe anyone I can name anyway yeah I
00:50:57| went the other direction most people are like I have a small amount of debt I was like let me show you a little something pal I'm curious what the actual stat is for mad a
00:51:07| doesn't it vary by age you can't so the average American now has about $38,000 in personal debt excluding their mortgage I'm right in the area yeah so your average Nick your am right in
00:51:23| the wheelhouse I'm gonna borrow some money tonight yeah push that number up yeah well actually I just got a ER bill for 1600 Russian PR but oh my goodness thank you billing you
00:51:37| that's crazy Lea no no this is a different visit as the one my parents said they did was they pay for and I was like let me see what the number is can't be more than 800 bucks it was like 1290
00:51:48| for an ER visit 404 labs and 200 to see a doctor I was like when what's the name no Mike I'm gonna assign a thingy that says uh I think a hospital can do a charity or something I don't know
00:52:03| Oh freedom through charities we'll see I'm interested anyway so a good example of this and like a children's book Lemony Snicket series of unfortunate events oh there's always a unique quirk
00:52:20| what do they call it oh it's that word when someone has like a unique quirk about them and then a video and like their video sink sink or secrecy yeah so Plato's that glows yes so all the
00:52:34| characters are idiosyncratic so they have this little quirk about them that makes it so that they it's like an essential part of their character that makes them different than other people
00:52:44| and somehow smile yeah everywhere every volt place they go is it plays in the plot in the way they solve the problem or get out of the situation oh it usually starts as a bad thing yeah well
00:52:56| you get their eyes from games they're told they're ugly they're told they're stupid they do this and then it turns out in the long run it actually helps them do better
00:53:05| than other people it's like whoa you're a hero right Rudolph's red nose yeah in that case I'm really deep relievers Rudolph no no that was blue mistake oh okay disdain it really that were an
00:53:28| untreated fear interesting what about like media in books and novels and maybe some cartoon shorts don't know where you go Stewart Margery one of the strangest weirdest things I've seen Salad Fingers
00:53:50| yeah there's weird noises the pot it makes no sense it makes you fearful is droning their same scent yeah yeah the killer David Firth I think but it's made to the point where it's it's it's
00:54:06| produced how long so this is a yeah because it's there's clearly enough work done and art design and things to do the make it look better than it is yes but they purposely make it look a little
00:54:21| worse sound anyway we did say that I thought but anyway and they purposely make it a little worse than they can afford to and they purposely make it a little disjointed than they have to and
00:54:32| they purposely make gaps in information and then they purposely adds weird sound effects and cuts and then they purposely do feels big dialogue good and you're like oh this rusty spoon upon my it's
00:54:55| like not enough by itself if you heard that sentence to make you feel weird but in the context that it's in and the visuals and the fact they spend this much time when he's rubbing a spoon you
00:55:06| start to feel weird and that you're watching it and then you feel weird that they made it and then you feel weird that it's still going on and there's music
00:55:14| and then you're like am I supposed to be feeling it's it's a cool thing I think it's actually pretty awesome awesome in the sense that Shonda rule and I experienced it oh yeah yeah no want my
00:55:28| buddy refused to watch it and one of the first few times we got him really high we made him watch it he was like crying and screaming it because he couldn't a he was not used to being high be it was
00:55:42| not using our fingers in the combination almost drove him mad hmm about perceptions of what you should do your expectations like getting that's a good example of like someone getting
00:55:56| high for the first time or getting drunk did you do anything crazy when you got drunk or high the first time when I was drunk I had a there's an eighth-grade party
00:56:06| and it was a graduation party and I ended up getting on top of the hot girl in class and then it was during Sweet Home Alabama and then I think I made her laugh or something and then I got off of
00:56:20| her yeah but in jail I don't I mean that my hundred percent probably made her feel awkward but I think we were all a little bike as eighth graders it sounds terrible we're drunkards eighth graders
00:56:39| but yeah I I feel like I was a not maybe expected to do that maybe like you're supposed to act out or maybe the alcohol actually does that but there's a little interplay there where you vote you do a
00:56:51| little bit more than you're supposed to because you're supposed to be drunk yeah that's the thing we were at a bar mitzvah scene there roams wild like the uncles gave alcohol to someone and you
00:57:06| just spread the wealth and I couldn't even tell you we were really drunk I think we're just acting drunk because we had some alcohol in our system and we could give you one good crazy yeah I
00:57:17| remember my first beer it was a different step brothers or something I don't know the Joe page he's just saying something ridiculous at the dinner table and he goes I remember my
00:57:27| first beer you're enjoying it I don't get it but that's a bit well you're weird understood dead air melon here trying to be weird I I was trying to be awkward which is
00:57:46| different than weird they all have their own place and they're all very self-involved they're Rory they happened inside our brains a lot yeah it's the inner struggle to be normal I guess when
00:58:03| other packaging like want to be normal but only normal to a degree is that a thing mmm difficult to be different amounts of normal do you think there's a Mona wants
00:58:11| to be a hundred percent normal I wish they were more normal no no no not more over a hundred percent normal like people were free here like is it like can't think normal I don't know what
00:58:24| they want to be like I just wish I was normal so I have a relative that is like a hundred percent like do everything by the book like me via married you do it you have this you buy this book that
00:58:34| tells you everything you're supposed to do when you do it like if you're going out to dinner this is this is what you do like forks knives all the stuff on the outside from like all the etiquette
00:58:45| presenting how often you do this well do this like there's what you do it's a series of compliments and then gifts and then like thanking people and then like bowing and then like shaking their hands
00:58:55| it's like you're supposed to like do all these things that are just they're really I think supposed to make it so that they differentiate you from sounds terrible but poor people like upper
00:59:06| echelon mentality you're supposed to prove that you're like worthy of the wealthier so long you belong yeah it's a it's a very strange mentality to try to to me that's weird but for her it was
00:59:20| probably like a necessity maybe at one point in our life possible fit in and somewhere so that's for the most 100 percent quote-unquote normal person I know who's trying to do something that
00:59:33| is completely ok you touched on this I didn't even think of this like echod economical norm like yeah it's it's probably harder if you're chasing wealth and chasing it
00:59:46| through being married suck up let you kind of just mentioned yeah I mean you don't really earn it via your job so you're married in so you have to be as as yeah you have to do you
01:00:01| have to check so many boxes on the dependency I don't I do this I clean this I have this we enroll our child and this we do this every time we're all together I mean this treat for everyone
01:00:14| I keep this here we have this household we have recently gotten this like there's a checklist and you have to almost fulfill those to earn your money I guess and you're right I luckily for
01:00:28| me I'm over thirty eight thousand dollars in debt and uh you don't have to worry about those checklists it's kind of nice yeah I feel like that's an old way to think like to rely on other
01:00:40| people for your income now it's like everyone free for all and you should come out on top but what if you're offered more but what if someone's offering $200,000 for you
01:00:51| to stay at home and do a checklist would you be able to do it hmm I couldn't do anything else I just had to make sure I checked off the box every our checklist will get you very busy it
01:01:03| will keep you doing stupid stuff that you don't agree with but it essentially it's a job who that would be a tough choice I don't think that I I could probably do it I think I could do it
01:01:14| maybe at the end of my career for your trip over the end you're like maybe for through my career so as we'll do at the end why do you think it'll change you like make you less weird oh I don't know
01:01:30| there's this social norm that if you don't go if you're not working in your career then after 2 or 3 years you're like useless really yeah did you do you ever think about that like if I don't
01:01:43| know I'll be working till 80 so I'm fine so you're covered what if you retire early like and you're out of your job for three years what and you need to go back to a job well
01:01:56| it's different for me because a as a software developer you lose sight of technology every seven to eight years so if you're out of it for half of that cycle it's gonna take you another like
01:02:08| episode years that catch up yeah weird but weird weird weird weird weird hmm I think being weird is good unless you started a website where you want to tell me how girls feet smell so I mean it's
01:02:29| how many adjectives could there be oh I imagine dozens upon dozens summer breeze start with pungent but then you keep moving down the list earthly in tone Ali and I don't know so this is this brings
01:02:45| up something that I actually it's cringe we didn't mention cringe at all so like even if you're if you're watching porn and you scroll down and there's all these comments who a has the time to
01:02:59| comment and be who the hell is this Oh porn comments I think are either tongue-in-cheek or some way too young that's the way they're trying to prove that they belong and they enjoy
01:03:14| pornography and this pornography wasn't even good enough for them because I'm a pornographer watcher I'm 16 and I watched the pornography and I've seen some pornography these let me tell you
01:03:24| about this pornography try it if I did yeah over over kill over the top but that's like a YouTube people who raised on YouTube and YouTube comments like that to ban moving over or not repeat
01:03:36| right yeah that's another thing I wanted to say okay this is the people like the trends of social media there's that trend of commenting like who's here in August of 2019 I know I enjoy it if it
01:03:51| gets more likes than other things I'm like a popular time to watch said video for some reason sure you doing this logistical base 2018 no I'm just I'm watching them a mom i lurk her on like
01:04:03| YouTube comments I enjoy a good YouTube but would you ever come and say like oh I'm here it's me I'm doing this I probably would if I was 13 or 15 or something
01:04:13| you want to feel come Robert Roderick yeah isn't that why we were on the internet and doing chat rooms and we're all here together guys age sex location folks cuz I just want to know that we're
01:04:26| all on the same team yeah nipples nipples 14 oh I'm sixteen this is gonna go like I don't know I have no idea what that's about but good on you Nick if you saw that in age sex
01:04:43| location chat you wouldn't respond nipples nipples 14 and you were 16 I mean you gotta you gotta explore your options see what I'm sayin I'm just saying I'm saying it I figure what I'm
01:04:55| saying now I have no idea what you're saying but go for it that's weird yeah ah where do we go I don't know where we go from here you can get a wrap it up dude it's time hmm the unfamiliar
01:05:17| the unknown it's it's weird you have to be brave to be weird don't you so this I guess this is the other side of it being confident and being self-assured it's like in every situation there's you and
01:05:33| then you have to make sure that you know who you are and like what you believe in is steadfast so like if you're presented with a scenario that doesn't make sense to you take the time to reason it out or
01:05:45| make your decision and live with whatever might happen like the weirdness shouldn't force you to be different than who you are unless it's a good thing that makes sense it does but who just
01:05:58| defining good I mean we could get into that I know it's kind of a trite thing to talk about but I let the change happen and accept who you become I don't disagree I just it's like I don't know I
01:06:11| was the first person to get up in a hug someone on Kairos remember oh that's that's beautiful Nick well I'm just saying someone was like I knew it would be
01:06:21| I was like what but like I would like I do things I will be weird in that sense I'm not afraid to do change I'm not afraid to be the first person to do something even if I look stupid or
01:06:32| whatever afterwards because worst case share you look stupid and then like I don't know to make funny a couple of times but like everyone has stupid stuff it's not like it's you're the only
01:06:41| person who's made fun of and then if it turns out good then you did good thing like good job should spin it like he'd get up being I hear your brother and then just get my handshake that would
01:06:51| have been weirder than a hug yeah probably whatever his so I get in handshake hug I think it was even someone I hated Bateman was his first name rank Jason yeah I think it was yeah
01:07:03| I don't even like him I'm just like dude crazy story let me give up and give you a hug and it rolls like like it was only counselors at the time and I was like yeah I can do it you know if there's a
01:07:15| weirdness in the job Nick well it was weird and that changed the course of your future no I mean I do that stuff all of time like I'm the weirdness I have is not afraid I guess
01:07:32| you plunge you delve in yeah I do it I just emailed the president of the company I was like yo our day our holiday is the 90th day can I just have the pay for it
01:07:46| and he was like sure exhibition white exclamation point next major point for the whoever not like cool I mean I talked with him that day about you had a window where you had to be there 90 days
01:07:57| to get vacation yep and it was my 89th day and um we have off because for Labor Day it's 89 for 90th and they were like oh I'm real sorry you're just not gonna get paid it's a day off and I was like
01:08:08| it's one day removed I was like oh just give me the damn day did you get fitted like before hold on this is your first for application day we could get Haysom a day
01:08:18| yeah how you like that good job Nick and they weren't gonna give it to me except I stall Toni and I was like yo tone I've been here for a while I really like it by the way he's like my 90th day
01:08:33| shy yes I learned about that he's like it's you're his baby I think he said baby because he's Italian and I was like can I get this in writing you know so nobody forgets it was like email me
01:08:45| tomorrow morning then I was like gotcha so I did it you can't be afraid I don't think that's weird it's more like asking for a day off but no but there are people who would write it would feel
01:08:58| weird about asking yeah cuz they don't want to be oh I talked to him in the bathroom while he's pinned not a week before yeah he went and peed next to me in the urinal like I was like yo doan't
01:09:11| how's it going and he was like you like and he was like peeing no we we don't see anything caca good like he's like ah like it and I can tell he's getting into it and he's paying real hard and he's
01:09:21| talking to me like regular guy and I was like everything's going pretty good is it weird that you focus on how hard the person is ping I did then because I thought that was weird I was like damn
01:09:34| he's like he's older and he really got a lot of garden hose yeah and it's like you're just like uh huh the worst is when it's two people and they're quiet in the bathroom and I can hear that he's
01:09:45| having trouble peeing or it's like they're medical devices no I have no idea and I'm not here to talk about it but I'm also it's so quiet in here we should be talking dude let's talk
01:09:59| why not have to hear you just pean how do you think the strength is about how do you think the strength of the stream relates to the penis size do you think the peanuts not at all flexible you
01:10:09| think it has no relation because if it's a really strong muscular penis it might have like a really small it's tricky like it might be toge it is this thing I get full flex there's a problem some
01:10:26| people you don't know yeah yeah I guess not I have no idea it might very well I might say Billy just sprinkler at the end just like just like it's so tight it's waiting to explode out there yeah
01:10:38| better not kink up that garden yes it's on it could be length of the penis - you never know could be easier to release because their penises are short is it really short chori penis it could be how
01:10:54| about here to talk about your bathroom problems that you're not painting you're peeing once you're inside Nick I know well if we were paying next to each other I'd give it to you oh because
01:11:03| we're not this is weird I'm gonna have to use the back we're in the act we're in the privacy of a bathroom when I might give you a little advice might tap you on the butt hey good job today pan
01:11:15| he's up the stream he's up the stream [Laughter] your eyes get wide and you can pee normal again really hurt oh yeah the bathroom talker yeah I know I know you
01:11:37| know is that weird oh we have the most Awkward we're gonna do this like two minutes Nev like any time you like were the most awkward ever to like a person once in a while too like an attractive
01:11:52| girl or something really like I bought you ask the wrong question no no where's the heel she's like she's fairly attractive but she smiles too much of my work and she's the most normal person I
01:12:04| know so she's like we were watching The Bachelor and she's trying to like communicate with the other girls I was like ABC anyone but cam and she was like and I was like not really I just saw the
01:12:17| one part and it was funny because it's at ABC anyone but can and she was like so you don't watch the show and I was like no I just saw the one part then I kept trying to say it and she's like ok
01:12:31| and she went away and now every time I see her it's so awkward she's like here's your paperwork if you need anything and I'm like I don't know what some of my expectations what everyone
01:12:43| it's so weird because I'm so relaxed with everyone and she's like you're sure stuff there's this is yours I just if you need anything and I'm like just relax I don't need anything I got that
01:12:54| treatment when I said I liked like the first or second season of Grey's Anatomy because I guess that's uh generally humans show it's a woman show definitely later on now yeah but it started out as
01:13:05| a very well-written rounded show probably first two or three seasons I would say yeah why talk about they were talking about I interjected and it's like they weren't expecting me to know
01:13:14| or enjoy it and then they didn't want me to share in their their group leanness right it was weird that I've had this happen to and they were like you almost feel like you invaded on something and
01:13:26| you're like it's just a show I just watched it I was trying to give my insight but like they didn't want your insight and so there's a weird line where you respect that and be like okay
01:13:38| I don't need to give it to you but you feel weird and that like I probably better inside than you you're like I can just we just give you a couple if you guys I know you don't respect me yet
01:13:53| you just tell you about your show and it's like weird because you're kind of touching on that phone process is their message yeah and you're like I want to interject here but you can by the way
01:14:08| you can't don't it's good mess drop it so we just talked about when to be weird and when not to be weird I think there's a time where you just you can all let it get weird
01:14:18| no my 9mm or didn't tell someone that you have a website for snelling feet you're crossing the line what if you're like hey here's pictures of people's kids fully clothed and
01:14:32| you're like what's wrong with that it's legal and you're like I don't think we're gonna be stopped talking to each other I mean think about it there is a cut-off it's weird has a line you can't
01:14:54| terabyte so just pictures of other people's kids everyone in an office is just like work expecting people to accept them norm will be like hey wait he's gonna bite sysm everyone's kids
01:15:17| excuse me just terrified some people's kids totally closed I don't deduced holy [ __ ] there is a line folks I don't know that we know it I don't know that sometimes I'm over it
01:15:34| or whatever but I will never have a website for feet or terabytes of people's kids fully clothed Oh weird the investigator just being like there's gotta be one covered it all we have
01:16:09| every single thing every single child we covered them up your fairy convention I'm sure it's a nice safe place this the fairy convention make sure you pronounce it right and say it right installer
01:16:27| right oh man try to be cool and smooth make good conversation with people make sure they're aware of what you're saying and then they respond if they don't respond
01:16:43| to you they probably think you're weird it is a good indicator actually you just lay off if they think you're weird a little bit you can't pour it on so thick that you become harassing yeah and you
01:16:58| might be very observant it could be even persnickety so just I think check this one out ended up a real people more observant or less observant and when I refer some
01:17:08| more they're aware of they have self-awareness I think I think it's actually the other way around I think it's 50/50 because I think half of them
01:17:16| having no idea they were weird because they that's it like you don't I mean there he says they did if they maybe they would change it hmm or maybe they're controlled by how they can't
01:17:28| deal with normalcy uh-huh maybe anyway weird it's I was weird as a kid you were where does a kid most people at home were where does a kid back when we were kids
01:17:40| being weird was liking the x-men now being weird is not liking any other geeky yeah yeah wired playing a video gaming look reading helmets comics and stuff now it's like if you don't like
01:17:56| those things what are you weird yeah right 100% if you don't like movies or like what you don't even like them a little you can watch it never watched any of them
01:18:08| that's weird outside you don't like cinematic adventures that's weird no that's the opposite so times change weirdness changes some of our weirdness is genius some of our weirdnesses
01:18:25| schizophrenia picking up poop on the street that's where she had a hundred percent bowler hat maybe nice running to grab that piece of paper to clean up his poop
01:18:41| if he just pooped his pants and like what he is running to a bathroom that's moving way too fast do you feel know how fast it's coming out that's true there's laws of science or laws of state there's
01:18:57| etiquette and there's awkwardness yeah I think what destiny fate fighter flight strange behavior weird a very strange ghost super navi straight are you strange all power dr. strange marvel
01:19:22| anyway those are all the hashtags for the episode thanks for tuning in we got our socials click here click here click I don't care where that you click it's weird if you click it's weird if you
01:19:33| don't click decide for yourself yeah and maybe that's what where it is decide for yourself it likes shortener be wearing we'd like you folks we like you a lot and I like weird people better do you
01:19:51| yeah they add spice to life that's just you can't you can't predict how they're gonna be I didn't agree be weird just don't sniff my kids can I say
00:00:15| is it weird maybe let's dive in and talk about it let's get weird folks so I'm Dan and I'm Nick folks we're old friends dissecting one topic at a time people technology media we've got it all
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00:00:59| open up your earholes hey good evening I'm Dan hey I'm Nick anyone else joining us tonight we be alone is scratching on the door ah probably a stray animal you know what either I shouldn't leave my
00:01:32| front door open all the time no you should I keep leaving a hem hawks and t-bones out I just strewth strewn along the floor leads to interesting creatures during the night hear that oh
00:01:48| yeah what is that strange I made it up I was like that sounds eerie and strange kind of where I wanted to lead us and I was trying to make it loud so you couldn't hear other scratching noises
00:01:59| going on in the background or area it's gonna it'll subside he weakens over time it weakens over time that's incredible interesting start for the weird episode is that weird there's a hug weird stuff
00:02:20| going on I saw the full moon bring that weirdness do you know there's actually truth to it really is there's like a like in certain activities but it could be a research bias where you're looking
00:02:36| for the information to be there so what they think is maybe there's a small percentage of chance that your body's like ninety percent water so like the tug of the moon is stronger during
00:02:46| swimming new clothes outer out of your shell making you feel a little lighter if you were point one percent lighter wouldn't you act 0.1% crazier like I'm dancing on air wow I don't know it could
00:03:03| be validity to it you got your destination hi Sudeep oh yeah actually relax my frickin word rustle those pages well the whole reason I want to do this episode is that I was
00:03:13| definitely a weird kid I was called weird my classmates knew me as weird hmmm that was usually the go-to word for me weird I was weird I definitely do things that are atypical non-conformist
00:03:25| which I guess is weird but weren't you like nerdy too like you're smart yeah I was nerdy and awkward and I combined them all isn't that weird or I don't know is that different I feel like this
00:03:38| is gonna lead a section of the episode that we're gonna delve into very deeply sure it might be what I had written down is it on it goes in like levels odd it's just something that's its occasional
00:03:51| strange or unusual um its unpaired it's an event that may be just marked odd as in you pass by and say that's out of place that's not average that's of interest
00:04:04| that's not where that usually is that's not how that usually looks you know that's odd it's just a little different snapping your synapses sparking interest that's odd I'm sorry good or bad next up
00:04:17| from that was strange strange by definition came from estranged which was the Latin term extraneous which means that which is from the outside definitions include not normal
00:04:30| odd that's funny be same goddamn word unusual surprising out of the ordinary and then unfamiliar something that just doesn't seat well even when you know it's out of place it's like it continues
00:04:42| to be odd huh just because it's out of place but because it's that's not not natural that's from the outside something's going on and actually a step up was weird
00:04:53| it's from Middle English where day a weird weird as I often say to people it means of the fates destiny etc having unusually strange character or behavior deviating from the normal bizarre and of
00:05:08| the fates often ascribed to witchcraft and witches back in the day and I was like whoa so weird is like supernatural you strange bizarre level yeah so and that comes from Shakespeare The Weird
00:05:23| Sisters cuz they try yes they did yes toil toil boil and boil boil toil in trouble who knows yeah I know we may never know you you don't right now but we don't toil in trouble and is it
00:05:40| toilet inaudible I think he says one of them twice doesn't boil toil now you got to look it up awkward was like kind of more of a cutesy version I think it's like causing difficulty hard to deal
00:05:51| with causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience not smooth a graceful double double toil and trouble I knew one of the words doubled it was double double-talk a couple of a toil and
00:06:03| trouble interesting peculiar bizarre is Italian Oh strangely unconventional in style or appearance it's just so weird that some of these were more for people some were
00:06:16| for events somewhere for like weather and I was like it's all suggestion I think to yes because like I say growing up we just said weird like if you were in first grade and someone looked at
00:06:29| another kid doing something and they went that's strange it would just it would have been the big thing I could have been like who says that
00:06:37| so to me weird was the word for all of us growing up I guess okay I really and I love this definition weird okay it's not like you made them up on the spot their truth now they are truthful
00:06:51| Wikipedia's condemns it we can go into depth but I don't feel like it no I don't yeah as gonna start our youth is a kid so yeah kids are weird kids don't
00:07:01| realize anything about themselves they do things that require no insight no self consciousness so to bring us there there was an interesting Vsauce video on awkwardness I think is the
00:07:15| video it's either awkwardness or creepiness it's one of them and it touches on what we're talking about but not exactly but in this one he draws a pyramid it's I forget whose law it is
00:07:25| it's essentially all the things that you can do in your physical form right I can punch someone I could build something I could shoot someone I could kick something I could wear something all the
00:07:34| things you can do okay they're defined by the laws of physics it's the largest branch right here right hey hey law or physics the laws of I can't read backwards up state science
00:07:47| technologies the science state the laws you say like you can't know someone you can't run out naked and I slash your wiener people there's certain rules you can't do above that it etiquette yes so
00:07:58| etiquette is like some kind of groupies to do it but you shouldn't be rude you can't push people out of the way you can't you can't chew in public you can't sneeze at people on purpose technically
00:08:09| I guess you could I don't think there's a law against it but it's the gray area do we don't go doing it in your own time versus doing it when other people are around mm when lastly is like this
00:08:18| awkwardness and awareness itself that happens when you're in a group so there's no rule that says you can't pick your nose but it's you feel it don't you yeah there's I'm quite an introvert or
00:08:30| at least I was when I was younger and there's always that sense that you're gonna say something wrong I don't know I feel like you can't like if you're gonna say a thought you're gonna really bake
00:08:39| that thought and then I know of court and you better have a Shing gray and then you better not just like if you're too late you can't and then everyone turn to as huh and now it's quiet and
00:08:46| you're like before and now all this pressures on you and everyone's just waiting and you're like I messed it up let's keep going you're like life you keep building life
00:08:59| I'm just gonna dive into the leaves here and I didn't this this this bumble bushes mm-hmm but as we get higher and higher on that pecking order it's less and less a rule
00:09:11| and more and more of a pressure you feel from within yeah I guess I think it comes from puberty to because you like before puberty you don't really realize you just like running around doing all
00:09:21| sorts of crazy stuff yes yeah you start to want to attract people yeah and namely opposite sex yeah the perspective of the opposite sex matters a lot cuz then you're like what
00:09:30| do I do how do I make them like me and that I still don't know that but it's the root of it right I guess huh that and just power in general because the only way
00:09:43| you're any power is from someone higher up like they have to somehow give it to you so you have to be on their good graces so you start to act like them you try to be charismatic yeah or even just
00:09:54| agree with them even though you might not really like if they're like I so bourgeois to wear brown anymore and you're like huh yeah we're brown anymore there's a rule thing you can't
00:10:03| wear brown but you would totally not try and wear brown around you know you're CEO or jealous of your work every day you're completely color wearing complete home brown oh yeah Browns in right yeah
00:10:16| yeah hmm I think you would fail that test do you think I'd comply I think you would I knew it's justified by saying just Brown let's just yeah I just don't like a beard there's a beautiful
00:10:33| umbrella there's no weird habits I like for myself like people have noticed that like when I cut steak it's very strange to bring this up but when I cut steak I
00:10:45| cut it in a way that is like optimal for my bite as well as like make it like tender because you just like cross cut it right cuz the like the tendon the sinuous sinuous in you is like easier if
00:10:58| you cut it crossways so you always want you couldn't take the highest level math that you good imagine if I'm beautiful minding it out there got like triangles and play
00:11:07| with rhombuses Kingdom lining with the largest piece combined with the perfect bite-sized piece combined with where it's getting cut out of the state combined with what leftover fat you will
00:11:17| have left combined with all the other cross pieces you can have left combined with like what looks like it'll be a juicy piece near in the middle combined with like I'm probably going 100 percent
00:11:24| here so I've done this before and like I don't usually people don't pay attention to me at all but one time I was eating with like a group of friends that were like like
00:11:34| second-tier friends or third tier friends like people I didn't know too well but they're interesting and like the one guy across the table from me is just staring at me cut my mistake and he
00:11:45| goes I've never seen anybody cut your steak like cut their steak like that before and I was like I was like um yeah oh I thought into it but like the weirdness there is like it's weird on my
00:11:57| part but it's also weird that he brought it up and then it was brought up yeah like challenged you almost not Cameron I think I think he was enamoured he was enjoying of how I was cutting the steak
00:12:08| so there's a weirdness there that is communal which is enjoyable really hmm look back on it both enjoy it yeah if you're we're on this in the same way not that he cut his
00:12:19| steak that way but right you gotta buy brennick and he admired it for what it was yeah hmm that's a good way to put it it was the first weird thing I remember
00:12:31| doing it was kind of gross no he mention it but I was in first grade and we had pretzels for recess then a pretzel dropped on the floor and someone said you're not going to eat that right now
00:12:40| eat it and then someone was like here you won't eat it if I do it I was like can I have your pretzel and they dropped it on the floor and I ate it and I was like still tastes good to me so then I
00:12:50| didn't have a pretzel the next day and I was like all your pretzel have you put it on your shoe was like you would eat a pretzel if it touched my shoe and I was like yeah absolutely and I did it and
00:13:01| people were like oh and I was like it's just dirt I'll live but I would I was known to eat dirty food oh I became that kid I guess I mean I didn't do it anymore I don't think I can't remember
00:13:13| past first grade or the entire year I just remember at some point a lot of people thought I was really weird it's a weird legacy I have one where my aunt thinks that I
00:13:22| like cat food or something and I was like I don't think I've ever eaten cat food but I imagine my aunt like served it to me I don't is it you know it's which every time like up until I was
00:13:38| like mid-20s and the last time I saw her she's like like should I get you a bowl of cat food and I'm just like I'm not sure how to respond to that yeah is this a memory are you remembering it
00:13:52| and I remember him it's so weird that you don't ask for facts you just push it away it's slowly like no I'm not gonna I don't know dance around this for 20 years weird that's good
00:14:12| good episode so far I feel better every day I just the other day who was behind a guy on the blue route and he was in another blue with north extension and he was in left lane and he was driving the
00:14:26| speed limit and the highway and I couldn't get around him and he was bothering me and I remember his red car and it was like a minivan and it was a guy and he was like oblivious and I was
00:14:37| tailing him and he bothered me so much and I just remember he had the stupid bumper sticker he had a stupid car go things who must be going down the shore like all his equipment on top of his
00:14:48| vehicle and finally I just got around them and I was like that kinds of jack off and um I got off at the exit which is only like five minutes down the road and um me and my girlfriend and we went
00:14:59| into what's the food place at Plymouth Meeting every what's called anyway we went in there we had a beer and appetizers because we were like an hour early for this party grocery store
00:15:08| restaurant no no it was like a restaurant nice one tells a call it's implementing anyway everyone watching is like oh so and so oh stop get to the port go
00:15:20| so 15 20 25 minutes later it got back on the road that guy he was there he was in front of me getting back on to the blue so and this has just happened two weeks ago so it's really stuck in my head
00:15:35| and I remember going it's impossible he's back we were in there for 25 minutes and we were only four minutes away so he was not driving something happened where he got off somewhere
00:15:46| maybe at the mall Plymouth Meeting Mall mm-hmm and then I'm gonna get back on at the exact same time I was coincidence that was that was so weird and I know that sounds like a small thing to
00:15:58| someone but that's there's hundreds of thousands of car to pass every minute there and for me to find this jackoff and I knew it was him because I was staring at bumper sticker again and he
00:16:07| was going slow again and I knew exactly who he was I was like I kept looking in my rearview mirror expecting him to recognize me and like have a moment with him where I couldn't be an enemy or I
00:16:16| was just like his friend but he didn't he didn't get it so but I was still I'm thinking about it right now two weeks later that's so odd you have those moments where you have like a car
00:16:26| buddy yeah where you're driving at the same pace for a long period of time you expect them to notice yes do you think they notice every time that you do or vice versa I think I'm very perceptive
00:16:36| so I doubt it oh you think you're very perspective and they are so you're saying you're heightened awareness my home they kind of might not even notice yeah I think they do if you guys keep on
00:16:47| swapping though and like passing other people I'm like and dealing with double tractor-trailers eventually just break through and the other one does and it's like that you're with him for like two
00:16:58| hours I hope so I hope so they would have to I think that's cool stuff hello odd well strange mhm you want to hear the Santa wish lists sure a serendipity is that's something opposite
00:17:12| into what I was going to tell you it's a weird it's tied into like a weird fate and destiny and like I guess there's like the strangeness is tied into like a a self-preservation because you see
00:17:22| something that doesn't add up and you want to react to it your body is like fight or flight but it has no reason to really question because it's never really seen that the event or just like
00:17:32| there's no actual danger it's just one thing so unusual that you feel like it should be dangerous is that a thing could your body be feeling it because it's
00:17:42| so this is so weird that it's impossible my body is going haywire that the thing I think so I think you're you're preparing to do something because you don't know how to react to it I think
00:17:55| your body's trying to process how to react to it even though it's probably nothing like most of life is probably things we've seen before or if they're new they're not gonna hurt you any weird
00:18:05| isn't what it it's almost like being in a movie and being at the turning point of the movie though there's something so phenomenal so weird so outstanding here that you actually have a chance to make
00:18:14| a big impact more than you would any other one second period of time or one day at a time like this is it this is the moment where you can you've been thrust into a position of such
00:18:26| coincidence such power such strangeness that you can affect the rest of time in your timeline sorry I felt like I was hmm I feel that whatever I would like a new exotic woman like there's a there's
00:18:41| a weirdness that happens to me because I'm socially awkward in those situations where I try to do too much it's the same thing where you're your perspective is now your perspective plus theirs and
00:18:52| you're trying to manipulate the situation so that it works out in your favor but it's so hard to be but you've once you overthink it you've already you've ruined you've already aimed you'd
00:19:01| and everything and now you will second-guess everything you do and when you second-guess everything you do you act differently yeah so you can't show them show them your true self nope so
00:19:12| you're kind of damned yeah a little bit all this money could damned him and then them oh yeah so do you want to hear the strangest thing I ever said and I may have actually mentioned it on the
00:19:27| podcast it was in Chicago mm-hmm so I was in Chicago on vacation or to see the Phillies play the Cubs or Wrigley Field and it was a hundred and one one day 98 one day 103 one day in 97 one day this
00:19:44| is the hottest four days in Chicago I got on a bus to go to the lake to go to somewhere and there was a man outside that caught everyone's attention because he was wearing a full three-piece
00:19:57| suit he looked like he was about 74 he had a bowler hat one like the the big black hat suit was all black he had an umbrella that was all black and he looked a little bit like the
00:20:09| Cryptkeeper just in his facial structure he was old sucking the wrinkles arted sunken he did not look healthy and Tufts of white hair coming out from here and here and here like it 101 degrees and a
00:20:22| he walked gangly he was a little too tall he didn't look like a real person something about him was off and I'm on the bus elbowing Mike Daugherty I'm going on Union like I don't give a [ __ ]
00:20:35| what I going dude are you seeing this are you seeing this and finally he looks Li couldn't stop laughing and then the bus took off and we went around a corner and we come into an area where you can
00:20:50| see right where we were prior and the man is sprinting holding his cap and Bella and I didn't know where he was going it wasn't changing the bus I don't know dude it was the weirdest thing I've
00:21:02| ever seen in my life and people think I'm making up are you Ed reading parts of it this was movie grade weird I'm it was 101 degrees I don't know what was going on I still think about that guy
00:21:13| and if he's looking for me hmm but that's maybe one of the strangest things I've seen in my life I can't I can't explain it to this day the feeling he gave me I don't see that
00:21:26| every day it was like from a movie it was so weird I've ever seen anything so weird like that out of place we're like coming up on a car crash or seen an old woman by
00:21:38| the side of the road and you wanted to stop and you were like that's no no nope or like a haunted house or like anything that have you ever seen them that may have been a ghost or anything like you
00:21:49| know if you're in a house alone has a door ever just closed and you're like that wasn't the wind I'm not gonna acknowledge it I'm gonna believe right now you have a supernatural I think if
00:21:57| you're listening for it it starts to happen I think your brain I do he's with the wonder-percent mm-hmm I agree with you but have you ever not been in that timeframe like I
00:22:06| was in Chicago in the middle of the day and I saw this so I wasn't looking for something weird that was that was breaking into the normal I think this is like plays off like a perfect movie
00:22:18| script like the way movies play off like bizarre and weird stuff it's like they add a layer of ambience that makes it really creepy but the creepiness is really in the everyday stuff it's like
00:22:29| the realistic nature of weird is that it could be the person sitting next to you that is acting weird and it makes you socially awkward or put you in a social social position where you have to react
00:22:39| and it has to be you have to become the weird one to get out of the situation that slight isn't true kind of weird and that the bowler hat guy because if he was on the bus with you
00:22:50| whoa whoa nothing something odd because everyone feels that and like notion of being on a bus with someone they don't they don't want to be on the bus with you I get off the bus but you have to go
00:23:04| go to your destination what do you do well we were on vacation that could have got enough when is it worth our that's true would it work now if you were on your way to a job interview and you
00:23:13| couldn't because you need this job you better ride with gotta ride with her man and then it turns out he's going for the same job interview you are any tips of the bowler hat to you and just looks
00:23:28| sunken and he won't talk and you're like good morning and he's like this he's like oh my god I'm dead I the only thing that really popped in my head when you were talking was uh when I was younger I
00:23:42| was at man it was a night time in my neighborhood and I was with a friend and we were like walking through some like a little forest area and we swear we saw a monkey like a monkey with a white face
00:23:53| just come out and like screech at us so you thought you saw this we both thought we saw this so we went back to my house I had a BB gun at the time and we grabbed the BB gun to go hunt it cuz
00:24:05| we're like I don't know we're 12 and I would just not know would have been afraid yeah well adventurous you know you're fearless but by the time we got to the
00:24:15| end of the my driveway my mom opened the door and then said something to me so I ditched the BB gun and like in a bush and then I think where the adventure stopped but okay it
00:24:27| was like in my mind of a monkey's face it's like that but it doesn't make sense it makes no sense at all I may be a deer's is that possible hmm I don't know I mean deers have weird
00:24:39| faces like they can especially depending on the angle and the whiteness of some of their fur it probably wasn't even a monkey it was just something that was like very that's why I should simply it
00:24:48| was no I don't even know if it was an animal it's pretty much within my imagination at the time and watching that movie outbreak with going on f you think that's an enemy but like I don't
00:25:03| know if there's any like long-duration weirdness like how often you stay within like a really weird scenario and you don't get like makes it weird because it doesn't last I mean if it were the
00:25:15| normal it wouldn't you would AJ yeah it wouldn't be abnormal but efficient right like what about people that like look different than you dressed it from me than you act different look at the older
00:25:26| heck I was regular and I was totally misconstruing him and he lives his life and he was sprinting to interview I lost a paper it's blowing in a wind he's trying to get to it it's the deed to his
00:25:39| name written on it for somebody yeah like if he dressed like that every day and he has a wife I he doesn't have a wife if he has he had a woman I can't she's been dead for eight years but he
00:25:57| hasn't buried her yet if any letter in his pocket lets someone else like about weird people in general like the morgue I feel weird talking about like um we had to go to work like dress all my ears
00:26:12| have college second year across the hallway there's four guys across the hallway three of them are just shy and introverted one of them we called scallops says sketchy Alex he would just
00:26:25| kind of like wander into her party and then like bring up random stuff and then like he would always move on group yeah he make it socially awkward it would just be hard
00:26:37| you with him I guess but you can tell he was trying to be like aggressively friendly because I think you didn't like his remains yeah and he was trying to make more friends which is after the
00:26:50| fact you're like oh I feel bad for that guy cuz he cut he could have been a cool guy you just need to get him to calm down first like also here now where I was
00:27:03| gonna say is like where is weird good is there weird that's bad hmm like let's say you meet a guy and he's weird at work and you give him a shot and you're like it's not that bad dude I talked to
00:27:16| him he's pretty cool and then he goes I've got an idea for a website it's they show pictures of feet you can decide how they smell women's feet and it's like oh that's a
00:27:29| that's an idea ya know like no no he's like now oh you you what and he's like we were right in the description fee of how it smells and you're like oh that's that's that's
00:27:48| cool he's like you want to see isn't that like like and this is my perspective I'm like that's below me or that's like bad or that's not what I would like so I'm
00:28:04| against it sort of so I mean I'm not against it but maybe I'm like it's not it's not harmless maybe it is maybe it will lead to nothing or Muslim and so so in my judging weirdness whereas went on
00:28:17| weird I'm like you people have no idea I'm just being de first away right hands how often our first impressions accurate do you want me to tell you the truth 50% of the time well that's I guess that's
00:28:31| the biggest yeah I mean ya know at the one time I was I was wrong about first impressions was meeting a friend a good friend of mine where I I just didn't know him it was weird like he had he was
00:28:44| large and he would rap and I was like I don't know how this fit like I didn't have any friends that were like I had like bad hygiene and like didn't care about themselves and then like but
00:28:56| he was funny and he could use really good spoken words so it was like I judged him initially and then I I decided that like later on was a terrible thing to do but I think first
00:29:06| impressions in general because he's the only one or accurate like you will find the weirdness in that person like you can sense it without that person talking it was just being around that person
00:29:17| you're like there's something not right with them or they don't mess with me so what we're talking about is that triangle from the beginning of the episode we all know we all adhere to the
00:29:27| laws of science not many of us are breaking those laws most of the time we're banging the other laws this laws of the state peculiar and etiquette we kind of you can see in Nazi
00:29:37| it's that it's that tough one kind of defines that and what you're talking about as you can see what rules they do or do not break in that code like from the way they dress the way they groom
00:29:48| themselves the way they'll talk in a group setting I think it matters in us where they hold them yes how they speak how they look at you if they look at you how often they do when they do when they
00:29:59| talk in the group when they who they talk to in the group whether they include everyone in the group what they exclude certain people in the group whether they try and initiate new people
00:30:07| right away whether they try and take the old inside jokes with their friends and try not to include you like these things are little tellers so what are you a couple
00:30:15| what are your tics do have any tics like I mean I have rub my beard a little bit when I have one or like I not all too much I think I I say it's weird that they exact breeze if I'm here listening
00:30:29| to a podcast and I'm trying to segue like very carefully go it's weird how and then I mentioned a research point I brought up that sort of loosely ties that whatever we're talking about um
00:30:41| this is gonna I say like like like um but did you have in terms a lot like I say dude and bro a lot I think I sound like a pro he dude but I'm not I don't think you'd be wrong
00:30:52| did you ever have two friends that were or not I had so one time I was i random phone calls from my dad who used the term and I've never heard before I think the proof is in the pudding which is
00:31:03| yeah the point but I never heard it before never heard like 19 no I I must've been then I'd literally took a phone call from my other friend completely
00:31:16| different conversation but he finished it with the proof is in the pudding who wants this other friend Celina that's just cured and uh if you might yeah I don't know if you know it's
00:31:27| weird I do but I don't right this second as well drawing me and I know the name so I know I know but but the same phrase from two completely different people two different conversations happening within
00:31:38| a half an hour the mate what's the meaning here there's no dessert playing something yeah like you had to find meaning in it because that's too weird of a coincidence like I did with a guy
00:31:49| driving in front of me on 76 one really I mean stuff happens it's very possible sorry where did that segue begin tics yeah thanks I think I mess with my hair when I drink I do that whenever I'm like
00:32:04| really thinking oh no I just do it what I won't what I wanted to look differently but I don't know how I wanted to look so I just mess with it so all the ladies at home were like wow
00:32:15| swoon so wound the other thing is oh do you know one of my habits is I picked my lip does anyone do that and you bite it right no no I pick it I use my fingernail and yeah that's weird it's
00:32:30| look everyone took something I will literally rip off pieces of it I don't care can you can you wiggle your ear can you do that no I just tried right now moving
00:32:41| my throat to move my scalp well you have more scalp than I do that's freaky that's a lot of movement I think I brought this up before I can move these kids yeah we also people have weird
00:33:12| stuff we know I know someone who could do the predator noise perfectly that Rob Robbie you remember from high school and you can do that no it's perfectly like he does it right
00:33:26| it used to be able to a really great Chewbacca I don't do it as great anymore I'll probably do it good define the edge but that's because I like me better ah it's not subjective I think I like
00:33:49| mine better of course you do fine yeah so lighten up put in the comments whoever did it better like a drunk slurring Chewbacca she left me all range of emotion
00:34:13| Chewie has emotions he'd be angry you can be sad you can do a sad Chewbacca if you're like cracking up I want to be a sad Chewbacca alamat but I'm more like a pigeon soft self-loathing to waka/jawaka
00:34:32| so here's a here's a weird thing damn it caught myself doing my a tic so here's a weird thing folks uh is there a is there a fine line between talent and weirdness I heard this place are they
00:34:47| talents with entrepreneurs are weird like the people that person all are crazy things and make them into businesses and make them successful like those people have feared that be
00:34:57| outliers yeah here let's go to the end so I drill what's oftenly occurred to as a Belgrade bell curve I was called a bell graph I guess bell curve and there's all different values for the
00:35:10| Middle's in the edges one of my favorite ones though is 68% our average 16 percent are below average 16 percent above average now you can break it down into here one percent on the extreme low
00:35:22| end one percent extreme high end you can break it down in a million different ways it's been done a million different times what I like to think of though is you're unique
00:35:31| your strangeness your your abnormality or you know your oddness it kind of puts you outside the 68% right you're not normal for if for whatever it is you do your Chewbacca sounds your the way you
00:35:45| you pick your lip I don't know that's kind of weird away maybe use everyone happen how'd assume everyone has well i my younger self would to see everyone has
00:35:55| that and they keep it to themselves or their friends and family right in whatever walk of life I mean I'm weird in probably a dozen ways but I'm probably actually average and normal
00:36:05| when it comes to hard work like I just work hard and I don't make a big deal with it or something kind of or when I get my leg cut I don't think I make a big deal of it one way or the other to
00:36:14| do though well that was that was literally a life ending injury I sustained and did find one I was literally picking a random thing but in being an outlier or doing something
00:36:27| outside the norm I think you have like a loser I mean it's not gonna get you anything I mean am I really gonna do anything and change the look am i gonna change the world with this one end of
00:36:39| the graph was looser the other end of the graph is successful entrepreneur yeah and and I don't think it has to do with your innate ability I think it has to do with you know what's going on
00:36:49| around you timing circumstance coincidence stuff like that your acceptance of the weird and understanding social norms yeah what do you do with it like I don't I I don't
00:37:01| know and then when and where are you and I mean for every Jeff Bezos and all these other weirdos that have all this there's probably just as many weirdos who are unsuccessful like ii don't i
00:37:13| mean they're just as weird as them that just and in that realm like i need to work and do this i need to work into this i think they become schizophrenic seven so what about like normal like we
00:37:24| didn't talk about like what's normal like are there there people out there that don't have any qualities that make them weird they're just cut and dry that they are you don't think so they simply
00:37:33| tuck it deep down inside and then it eats away at them no I think they they live it out online and in a forum somewhere a fairy forum or you know or there that's plays I was
00:37:47| thinking about the boat like they really love fairies like stuffed animals with their peepees gelatin stuff yeah we're gonna run the train on my little pony in the back do you want to come in there
00:38:19| and he's like no I just was I just went across the river in safety that would be good good bit right there yet for the ferry convention so awesome so awesome can't believe we did that by accident on
00:38:43| purpose it's Sonic badge hug was like then you cool coins yeah did you did you have any artsy types in your college like weird like the weird type of art like I went to a museum one time and it
00:39:14| was like they had this block of cheese and someone took hair follicles and put it in the cheese and it's just like there's a guttural feeling from doing that it just doesn't feel right it's
00:39:27| like hey it's food B it's human stuff and it's like you can already like imagine it like trying to like eat like cheese and having hair but it was sounds like this are successful
00:39:40| I think it hit created response so they polish there was a one party I went to that was like and weird music and they had like a tripod in the corner that would take a picture
00:39:52| so the flash would happen every minute or so it was like a time-lapse of the party and they had a guy in the kitchen the kitchen was like right next to the room that had all the pictures being
00:40:02| taken and he was making crepes so it was like a very strange scene but after that's already the weirdest thing yeah after a while you got used to the flashing the guy giving you a crepe and
00:40:17| you're just like everything's fine it was not something that I would do myself but it enjoyable yeah it was a positive experience nothing bad happened interesting I can I can see having a
00:40:31| good time at this party yeah I wonder what was in the basement I should have went in the basement you never know should not see if you're just are you a crook like right for the
00:40:42| fairy party just a fairy party so good steamboat yeah artsy fartsy yeah weird I dunno any artsy uh photographers or I did but not to the extent where they did anything that was out land it's just
00:40:59| more like um people about Michael when he meets uh what's her face and she's like swinging and painting naked yeah no one that artistic in fact I only know of one person via Twitter that some makes
00:41:17| their money doing art oh yes I know who you talk about so I don't know how like I can't imagine someone who is weird for a living is that a thing though you're referring to almost yeah I mean if
00:41:34| they're to keep pushing the norms and talking about what's not normal and what is a little with Banksy or yeah that is kind of what they do I mean it's it's logic oh yes there's some art pieces
00:41:49| that you go to a museum and you're just like like modern art a lot of that societally Rothko's where it's just colors squares uh-huh you're just like how is this valued you it just makes
00:42:00| sense to me well I think it's in the culture if you were there it's making a joke at a joke that's a reference to something that's a joke that was done before as a
00:42:11| reference that's now a joke and you're referencing it but the thing is it's a joke and it's like you didn't know okay well I'm saying cuz you're not in art you don't know that that is the joke
00:42:25| about the dart about the joke about the art about the art joke yes so really it's very multi-layered but you don't care if you were walking into CR and you're like it's worth what it
00:42:34| squares like do you I mean yeah it's very nuanced probably I would imagine I will never know nor cared oh yes probably I think at some point in my life I'm like I could become an artsy
00:42:50| fartsy type I could do it I won't if I was being what I need to do it I would become that even if I wasn't paid to I think I have just all this free time and like in disposable wealth I would
00:43:03| probably get into weird stuff what about good because I would worry about they that's a different kind of weird so the only time that someone ever said they actually genuinely thought they were in
00:43:17| the presence of a ghost was my mom after her dad died mom stay always it manifests in their brain that like a light flickered when they said their name or something it's yeah it's in that
00:43:29| realm of like okay like my girlfriend does this where it's like I had a dream that she was there and when I woke up I saw something that looked like a light and the voice said everything's going to
00:43:42| be okay pretend like the ghosts wasted a lot of time like I don't know does she have nothing better to do than to bother us exactly I honestly and why did she pick that one second can she do
00:44:00| it like every 10 seconds stealing it one shot do not give this up this opportunity comes once in a lifetime the ghost is doing like an mmm they're like we only got one shot you better make
00:44:11| sure she's awake and it's like the ghost appears right in your room but you're still sleeping and they're like and and it's like you're really heavy sleeping because you were
00:44:20| drinking and the ghost is like no I only had one shot I gotta warn them and it's like um but you can snooze through the whole thing and then grandma's ghost just got wasted she didn't get to warn
00:44:33| you turn to the head blows away yeah can you imagine that I can open the window and she blows I said yeah and then you wake up like two minutes later you're like grandma was warning you it just
00:44:51| seems arbitrary that a ghost would appear you would get its message everything would be perfect it can't be captured on film it was just for you everything is going to be okay
00:45:01| and it will never appear a get higher power destiny or religion and um it's kind of I feel about the whole thing but there are people that believe in things that are completely controllable being
00:45:18| controlled by outside forces which is weird to me like why would you believe that there's this thing that just controls everything and tjb it's easier to make yeah I mean no I guess if you
00:45:31| give up your choice then you don't have to worry about the choice you might be making oh this is a weird thing I do and that's the sentence that had nothing to do with my tic which I usually say this
00:45:41| is weird but no this is a weird thing I do they just visited me Sunday I have Jehovah friends huh they visit me like give me pamphlets there's here's another weird thing about me
00:45:56| the guy who helped raise me I'll say his name's Greg he's african-american and he was in his 30s and he worked at this company and I would work with my dad for like weeks on end and I would just
00:46:09| follow Greg and Greg he's white people but he loved me and he would tell me all these weird things and uh Jehovah put the witness things they give you yeah it's bad luck it's throw it away and I
00:46:21| was like so what do you do he's like mother garbage I'm like well what do you do he's like he's leaving somewhere someone else
00:46:26| the way they look on them throwing it away no no it's not cuz they threw it away if you don't put it in the trash and someone else does you're good maybe anyway I do this big past around no
00:46:38| one's actually Jehovah's Witness they just get stuck with a booklet like knocking just where like I can't throw this oh here you go I just got some Sunday and I did not throw them away
00:46:48| anyway the people stopped by I have a good time with them like I love that like they talked with me for like 10 minutes and usually it's just about the weather and stuff and at the end I can
00:46:56| hear it they're like well next you know the creator and I'm like I don't want to like challenges faith to be like you know you're gonna be dead in like 8 years dude the sky is filled with
00:47:07| nothing the earth is filled with nothing we will all turn into atomic dust and then eventually time will grind everything to an uneasy halt but instead I'm like you're right Dave good call
00:47:20| I'll let you know Thanks doesn't but it's weird like that's I'm friendly damn and no one else answers the door I just wouldn't talk to these guys because I feel like they also get credit for
00:47:29| visiting people so I feel like they go in their book and go Nick got him he's on the horse I named him so I've gotten one of those books before I think I was working at the time left is awesome but
00:47:45| you open it up and like the picture the only picture you see on the inside is like someone that's like screaming and melting and like they're in Hell like it's like they've come a long way to end
00:47:56| trust all good thank goodness they've read up the brand because I know of being religious that's kind of how I roll though I give you a leather-bound book I spy some pages I do want to say
00:48:10| something Greg taught me yes he had brought Wohlers okay he knew a rottweiler that they chained up underneath steps outside like they just made it live outside you can do this
00:48:23| with a dog you're not supposed to it's frowned upon but this is like 30 years ago yeah sure they change it up underneath the steps and it lived underneath his steps it was a nasty mean
00:48:31| dog the strongest bark and installed grammar was I was like wow he's like it lived under the steps so long its head grew and the shape of steps and they said the dog
00:48:42| at stepa lightest and I was like oh my god and I was like twelve when he was teaching me all this and I was like is that for real and he's like we're good off man look it up hey I couldn't yeah
00:48:54| the internet was pretty new and does this - don't think about dogs with stepa lightest and he warped your mind it was awesome it was the best joke anyone ever played on me I still think of step
00:49:07| Politis do you think you have to be unique to adapt do you think you have to have uniqueness and strangeness - for evolution so this is like the survival and apocalypse like do you out think
00:49:26| other people do you do something that's different I don't like to follow the herd I feel they feel like a lot of the Tigers people don't see what's coming and if you are different than the herd
00:49:36| then you see it or you can react to it this is like though it gunshot in the mall if people are running away from the gunshot you you run probably run away from the gunshot I'm an outlier let's
00:49:52| try this movie yeah but but there's also like the obvious choice like I don't make the obvious choice like if people are leaving in one door I'm probably gonna duck in to another store and then
00:50:05| get out a different door you don't do with the masses yeah cuz you don't know if that cuz they like it it sounds terrible but if the shooter is logical and he has partners then there's
00:50:17| about you yeah yeah I mean that's the biggest target right yeah say that tell me how you think about society in general I mean you don't want to go with everything society does what about their
00:50:30| clothing styles or I don't know their job decisions their the way they live their lives some of the words they use like is it all yeah do you matter all that they carry on conformity oh man
00:50:43| nonconformist there I went the other way you think you're an outlier more delicate oh yeah three times as much devs anyone you can name how do you maybe anyone I can name anyway yeah I
00:50:57| went the other direction most people are like I have a small amount of debt I was like let me show you a little something pal I'm curious what the actual stat is for mad a
00:51:07| doesn't it vary by age you can't so the average American now has about $38,000 in personal debt excluding their mortgage I'm right in the area yeah so your average Nick your am right in
00:51:23| the wheelhouse I'm gonna borrow some money tonight yeah push that number up yeah well actually I just got a ER bill for 1600 Russian PR but oh my goodness thank you billing you
00:51:37| that's crazy Lea no no this is a different visit as the one my parents said they did was they pay for and I was like let me see what the number is can't be more than 800 bucks it was like 1290
00:51:48| for an ER visit 404 labs and 200 to see a doctor I was like when what's the name no Mike I'm gonna assign a thingy that says uh I think a hospital can do a charity or something I don't know
00:52:03| Oh freedom through charities we'll see I'm interested anyway so a good example of this and like a children's book Lemony Snicket series of unfortunate events oh there's always a unique quirk
00:52:20| what do they call it oh it's that word when someone has like a unique quirk about them and then a video and like their video sink sink or secrecy yeah so Plato's that glows yes so all the
00:52:34| characters are idiosyncratic so they have this little quirk about them that makes it so that they it's like an essential part of their character that makes them different than other people
00:52:44| and somehow smile yeah everywhere every volt place they go is it plays in the plot in the way they solve the problem or get out of the situation oh it usually starts as a bad thing yeah well
00:52:56| you get their eyes from games they're told they're ugly they're told they're stupid they do this and then it turns out in the long run it actually helps them do better
00:53:05| than other people it's like whoa you're a hero right Rudolph's red nose yeah in that case I'm really deep relievers Rudolph no no that was blue mistake oh okay disdain it really that were an
00:53:28| untreated fear interesting what about like media in books and novels and maybe some cartoon shorts don't know where you go Stewart Margery one of the strangest weirdest things I've seen Salad Fingers
00:53:50| yeah there's weird noises the pot it makes no sense it makes you fearful is droning their same scent yeah yeah the killer David Firth I think but it's made to the point where it's it's it's
00:54:06| produced how long so this is a yeah because it's there's clearly enough work done and art design and things to do the make it look better than it is yes but they purposely make it look a little
00:54:21| worse sound anyway we did say that I thought but anyway and they purposely make it a little worse than they can afford to and they purposely make it a little disjointed than they have to and
00:54:32| they purposely make gaps in information and then they purposely adds weird sound effects and cuts and then they purposely do feels big dialogue good and you're like oh this rusty spoon upon my it's
00:54:55| like not enough by itself if you heard that sentence to make you feel weird but in the context that it's in and the visuals and the fact they spend this much time when he's rubbing a spoon you
00:55:06| start to feel weird and that you're watching it and then you feel weird that they made it and then you feel weird that it's still going on and there's music
00:55:14| and then you're like am I supposed to be feeling it's it's a cool thing I think it's actually pretty awesome awesome in the sense that Shonda rule and I experienced it oh yeah yeah no want my
00:55:28| buddy refused to watch it and one of the first few times we got him really high we made him watch it he was like crying and screaming it because he couldn't a he was not used to being high be it was
00:55:42| not using our fingers in the combination almost drove him mad hmm about perceptions of what you should do your expectations like getting that's a good example of like someone getting
00:55:56| high for the first time or getting drunk did you do anything crazy when you got drunk or high the first time when I was drunk I had a there's an eighth-grade party
00:56:06| and it was a graduation party and I ended up getting on top of the hot girl in class and then it was during Sweet Home Alabama and then I think I made her laugh or something and then I got off of
00:56:20| her yeah but in jail I don't I mean that my hundred percent probably made her feel awkward but I think we were all a little bike as eighth graders it sounds terrible we're drunkards eighth graders
00:56:39| but yeah I I feel like I was a not maybe expected to do that maybe like you're supposed to act out or maybe the alcohol actually does that but there's a little interplay there where you vote you do a
00:56:51| little bit more than you're supposed to because you're supposed to be drunk yeah that's the thing we were at a bar mitzvah scene there roams wild like the uncles gave alcohol to someone and you
00:57:06| just spread the wealth and I couldn't even tell you we were really drunk I think we're just acting drunk because we had some alcohol in our system and we could give you one good crazy yeah I
00:57:17| remember my first beer it was a different step brothers or something I don't know the Joe page he's just saying something ridiculous at the dinner table and he goes I remember my
00:57:27| first beer you're enjoying it I don't get it but that's a bit well you're weird understood dead air melon here trying to be weird I I was trying to be awkward which is
00:57:46| different than weird they all have their own place and they're all very self-involved they're Rory they happened inside our brains a lot yeah it's the inner struggle to be normal I guess when
00:58:03| other packaging like want to be normal but only normal to a degree is that a thing mmm difficult to be different amounts of normal do you think there's a Mona wants
00:58:11| to be a hundred percent normal I wish they were more normal no no no not more over a hundred percent normal like people were free here like is it like can't think normal I don't know what
00:58:24| they want to be like I just wish I was normal so I have a relative that is like a hundred percent like do everything by the book like me via married you do it you have this you buy this book that
00:58:34| tells you everything you're supposed to do when you do it like if you're going out to dinner this is this is what you do like forks knives all the stuff on the outside from like all the etiquette
00:58:45| presenting how often you do this well do this like there's what you do it's a series of compliments and then gifts and then like thanking people and then like bowing and then like shaking their hands
00:58:55| it's like you're supposed to like do all these things that are just they're really I think supposed to make it so that they differentiate you from sounds terrible but poor people like upper
00:59:06| echelon mentality you're supposed to prove that you're like worthy of the wealthier so long you belong yeah it's a it's a very strange mentality to try to to me that's weird but for her it was
00:59:20| probably like a necessity maybe at one point in our life possible fit in and somewhere so that's for the most 100 percent quote-unquote normal person I know who's trying to do something that
00:59:33| is completely ok you touched on this I didn't even think of this like echod economical norm like yeah it's it's probably harder if you're chasing wealth and chasing it
00:59:46| through being married suck up let you kind of just mentioned yeah I mean you don't really earn it via your job so you're married in so you have to be as as yeah you have to do you
01:00:01| have to check so many boxes on the dependency I don't I do this I clean this I have this we enroll our child and this we do this every time we're all together I mean this treat for everyone
01:00:14| I keep this here we have this household we have recently gotten this like there's a checklist and you have to almost fulfill those to earn your money I guess and you're right I luckily for
01:00:28| me I'm over thirty eight thousand dollars in debt and uh you don't have to worry about those checklists it's kind of nice yeah I feel like that's an old way to think like to rely on other
01:00:40| people for your income now it's like everyone free for all and you should come out on top but what if you're offered more but what if someone's offering $200,000 for you
01:00:51| to stay at home and do a checklist would you be able to do it hmm I couldn't do anything else I just had to make sure I checked off the box every our checklist will get you very busy it
01:01:03| will keep you doing stupid stuff that you don't agree with but it essentially it's a job who that would be a tough choice I don't think that I I could probably do it I think I could do it
01:01:14| maybe at the end of my career for your trip over the end you're like maybe for through my career so as we'll do at the end why do you think it'll change you like make you less weird oh I don't know
01:01:30| there's this social norm that if you don't go if you're not working in your career then after 2 or 3 years you're like useless really yeah did you do you ever think about that like if I don't
01:01:43| know I'll be working till 80 so I'm fine so you're covered what if you retire early like and you're out of your job for three years what and you need to go back to a job well
01:01:56| it's different for me because a as a software developer you lose sight of technology every seven to eight years so if you're out of it for half of that cycle it's gonna take you another like
01:02:08| episode years that catch up yeah weird but weird weird weird weird weird hmm I think being weird is good unless you started a website where you want to tell me how girls feet smell so I mean it's
01:02:29| how many adjectives could there be oh I imagine dozens upon dozens summer breeze start with pungent but then you keep moving down the list earthly in tone Ali and I don't know so this is this brings
01:02:45| up something that I actually it's cringe we didn't mention cringe at all so like even if you're if you're watching porn and you scroll down and there's all these comments who a has the time to
01:02:59| comment and be who the hell is this Oh porn comments I think are either tongue-in-cheek or some way too young that's the way they're trying to prove that they belong and they enjoy
01:03:14| pornography and this pornography wasn't even good enough for them because I'm a pornographer watcher I'm 16 and I watched the pornography and I've seen some pornography these let me tell you
01:03:24| about this pornography try it if I did yeah over over kill over the top but that's like a YouTube people who raised on YouTube and YouTube comments like that to ban moving over or not repeat
01:03:36| right yeah that's another thing I wanted to say okay this is the people like the trends of social media there's that trend of commenting like who's here in August of 2019 I know I enjoy it if it
01:03:51| gets more likes than other things I'm like a popular time to watch said video for some reason sure you doing this logistical base 2018 no I'm just I'm watching them a mom i lurk her on like
01:04:03| YouTube comments I enjoy a good YouTube but would you ever come and say like oh I'm here it's me I'm doing this I probably would if I was 13 or 15 or something
01:04:13| you want to feel come Robert Roderick yeah isn't that why we were on the internet and doing chat rooms and we're all here together guys age sex location folks cuz I just want to know that we're
01:04:26| all on the same team yeah nipples nipples 14 oh I'm sixteen this is gonna go like I don't know I have no idea what that's about but good on you Nick if you saw that in age sex
01:04:43| location chat you wouldn't respond nipples nipples 14 and you were 16 I mean you gotta you gotta explore your options see what I'm sayin I'm just saying I'm saying it I figure what I'm
01:04:55| saying now I have no idea what you're saying but go for it that's weird yeah ah where do we go I don't know where we go from here you can get a wrap it up dude it's time hmm the unfamiliar
01:05:17| the unknown it's it's weird you have to be brave to be weird don't you so this I guess this is the other side of it being confident and being self-assured it's like in every situation there's you and
01:05:33| then you have to make sure that you know who you are and like what you believe in is steadfast so like if you're presented with a scenario that doesn't make sense to you take the time to reason it out or
01:05:45| make your decision and live with whatever might happen like the weirdness shouldn't force you to be different than who you are unless it's a good thing that makes sense it does but who just
01:05:58| defining good I mean we could get into that I know it's kind of a trite thing to talk about but I let the change happen and accept who you become I don't disagree I just it's like I don't know I
01:06:11| was the first person to get up in a hug someone on Kairos remember oh that's that's beautiful Nick well I'm just saying someone was like I knew it would be
01:06:21| I was like what but like I would like I do things I will be weird in that sense I'm not afraid to do change I'm not afraid to be the first person to do something even if I look stupid or
01:06:32| whatever afterwards because worst case share you look stupid and then like I don't know to make funny a couple of times but like everyone has stupid stuff it's not like it's you're the only
01:06:41| person who's made fun of and then if it turns out good then you did good thing like good job should spin it like he'd get up being I hear your brother and then just get my handshake that would
01:06:51| have been weirder than a hug yeah probably whatever his so I get in handshake hug I think it was even someone I hated Bateman was his first name rank Jason yeah I think it was yeah
01:07:03| I don't even like him I'm just like dude crazy story let me give up and give you a hug and it rolls like like it was only counselors at the time and I was like yeah I can do it you know if there's a
01:07:15| weirdness in the job Nick well it was weird and that changed the course of your future no I mean I do that stuff all of time like I'm the weirdness I have is not afraid I guess
01:07:32| you plunge you delve in yeah I do it I just emailed the president of the company I was like yo our day our holiday is the 90th day can I just have the pay for it
01:07:46| and he was like sure exhibition white exclamation point next major point for the whoever not like cool I mean I talked with him that day about you had a window where you had to be there 90 days
01:07:57| to get vacation yep and it was my 89th day and um we have off because for Labor Day it's 89 for 90th and they were like oh I'm real sorry you're just not gonna get paid it's a day off and I was like
01:08:08| it's one day removed I was like oh just give me the damn day did you get fitted like before hold on this is your first for application day we could get Haysom a day
01:08:18| yeah how you like that good job Nick and they weren't gonna give it to me except I stall Toni and I was like yo tone I've been here for a while I really like it by the way he's like my 90th day
01:08:33| shy yes I learned about that he's like it's you're his baby I think he said baby because he's Italian and I was like can I get this in writing you know so nobody forgets it was like email me
01:08:45| tomorrow morning then I was like gotcha so I did it you can't be afraid I don't think that's weird it's more like asking for a day off but no but there are people who would write it would feel
01:08:58| weird about asking yeah cuz they don't want to be oh I talked to him in the bathroom while he's pinned not a week before yeah he went and peed next to me in the urinal like I was like yo doan't
01:09:11| how's it going and he was like you like and he was like peeing no we we don't see anything caca good like he's like ah like it and I can tell he's getting into it and he's paying real hard and he's
01:09:21| talking to me like regular guy and I was like everything's going pretty good is it weird that you focus on how hard the person is ping I did then because I thought that was weird I was like damn
01:09:34| he's like he's older and he really got a lot of garden hose yeah and it's like you're just like uh huh the worst is when it's two people and they're quiet in the bathroom and I can hear that he's
01:09:45| having trouble peeing or it's like they're medical devices no I have no idea and I'm not here to talk about it but I'm also it's so quiet in here we should be talking dude let's talk
01:09:59| why not have to hear you just pean how do you think the strength is about how do you think the strength of the stream relates to the penis size do you think the peanuts not at all flexible you
01:10:09| think it has no relation because if it's a really strong muscular penis it might have like a really small it's tricky like it might be toge it is this thing I get full flex there's a problem some
01:10:26| people you don't know yeah yeah I guess not I have no idea it might very well I might say Billy just sprinkler at the end just like just like it's so tight it's waiting to explode out there yeah
01:10:38| better not kink up that garden yes it's on it could be length of the penis - you never know could be easier to release because their penises are short is it really short chori penis it could be how
01:10:54| about here to talk about your bathroom problems that you're not painting you're peeing once you're inside Nick I know well if we were paying next to each other I'd give it to you oh because
01:11:03| we're not this is weird I'm gonna have to use the back we're in the act we're in the privacy of a bathroom when I might give you a little advice might tap you on the butt hey good job today pan
01:11:15| he's up the stream he's up the stream [Laughter] your eyes get wide and you can pee normal again really hurt oh yeah the bathroom talker yeah I know I know you
01:11:37| know is that weird oh we have the most Awkward we're gonna do this like two minutes Nev like any time you like were the most awkward ever to like a person once in a while too like an attractive
01:11:52| girl or something really like I bought you ask the wrong question no no where's the heel she's like she's fairly attractive but she smiles too much of my work and she's the most normal person I
01:12:04| know so she's like we were watching The Bachelor and she's trying to like communicate with the other girls I was like ABC anyone but cam and she was like and I was like not really I just saw the
01:12:17| one part and it was funny because it's at ABC anyone but can and she was like so you don't watch the show and I was like no I just saw the one part then I kept trying to say it and she's like ok
01:12:31| and she went away and now every time I see her it's so awkward she's like here's your paperwork if you need anything and I'm like I don't know what some of my expectations what everyone
01:12:43| it's so weird because I'm so relaxed with everyone and she's like you're sure stuff there's this is yours I just if you need anything and I'm like just relax I don't need anything I got that
01:12:54| treatment when I said I liked like the first or second season of Grey's Anatomy because I guess that's uh generally humans show it's a woman show definitely later on now yeah but it started out as
01:13:05| a very well-written rounded show probably first two or three seasons I would say yeah why talk about they were talking about I interjected and it's like they weren't expecting me to know
01:13:14| or enjoy it and then they didn't want me to share in their their group leanness right it was weird that I've had this happen to and they were like you almost feel like you invaded on something and
01:13:26| you're like it's just a show I just watched it I was trying to give my insight but like they didn't want your insight and so there's a weird line where you respect that and be like okay
01:13:38| I don't need to give it to you but you feel weird and that like I probably better inside than you you're like I can just we just give you a couple if you guys I know you don't respect me yet
01:13:53| you just tell you about your show and it's like weird because you're kind of touching on that phone process is their message yeah and you're like I want to interject here but you can by the way
01:14:08| you can't don't it's good mess drop it so we just talked about when to be weird and when not to be weird I think there's a time where you just you can all let it get weird
01:14:18| no my 9mm or didn't tell someone that you have a website for snelling feet you're crossing the line what if you're like hey here's pictures of people's kids fully clothed and
01:14:32| you're like what's wrong with that it's legal and you're like I don't think we're gonna be stopped talking to each other I mean think about it there is a cut-off it's weird has a line you can't
01:14:54| terabyte so just pictures of other people's kids everyone in an office is just like work expecting people to accept them norm will be like hey wait he's gonna bite sysm everyone's kids
01:15:17| excuse me just terrified some people's kids totally closed I don't deduced holy [ __ ] there is a line folks I don't know that we know it I don't know that sometimes I'm over it
01:15:34| or whatever but I will never have a website for feet or terabytes of people's kids fully clothed Oh weird the investigator just being like there's gotta be one covered it all we have
01:16:09| every single thing every single child we covered them up your fairy convention I'm sure it's a nice safe place this the fairy convention make sure you pronounce it right and say it right installer
01:16:27| right oh man try to be cool and smooth make good conversation with people make sure they're aware of what you're saying and then they respond if they don't respond
01:16:43| to you they probably think you're weird it is a good indicator actually you just lay off if they think you're weird a little bit you can't pour it on so thick that you become harassing yeah and you
01:16:58| might be very observant it could be even persnickety so just I think check this one out ended up a real people more observant or less observant and when I refer some
01:17:08| more they're aware of they have self-awareness I think I think it's actually the other way around I think it's 50/50 because I think half of them
01:17:16| having no idea they were weird because they that's it like you don't I mean there he says they did if they maybe they would change it hmm or maybe they're controlled by how they can't
01:17:28| deal with normalcy uh-huh maybe anyway weird it's I was weird as a kid you were where does a kid most people at home were where does a kid back when we were kids
01:17:40| being weird was liking the x-men now being weird is not liking any other geeky yeah yeah wired playing a video gaming look reading helmets comics and stuff now it's like if you don't like
01:17:56| those things what are you weird yeah right 100% if you don't like movies or like what you don't even like them a little you can watch it never watched any of them
01:18:08| that's weird outside you don't like cinematic adventures that's weird no that's the opposite so times change weirdness changes some of our weirdness is genius some of our weirdnesses
01:18:25| schizophrenia picking up poop on the street that's where she had a hundred percent bowler hat maybe nice running to grab that piece of paper to clean up his poop
01:18:41| if he just pooped his pants and like what he is running to a bathroom that's moving way too fast do you feel know how fast it's coming out that's true there's laws of science or laws of state there's
01:18:57| etiquette and there's awkwardness yeah I think what destiny fate fighter flight strange behavior weird a very strange ghost super navi straight are you strange all power dr. strange marvel
01:19:22| anyway those are all the hashtags for the episode thanks for tuning in we got our socials click here click here click I don't care where that you click it's weird if you click it's weird if you
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01:19:51| yeah they add spice to life that's just you can't you can't predict how they're gonna be I didn't agree be weird just don't sniff my kids can I say
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