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Transcript UnP132 Sarcasm Irony Satire Sardonic


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00:00:00| I can't wait to die haha you say it to your manager at work is it a joke is it satire is it humor if you say it to your girlfriend right before you propose is that dark humor is it sardonic is it a
00:00:15| pun is it humor is any of this even funny we're gonna talk about all the ins and outs all the ups and downs irony satire comedy and burr evety join us so I'm Dan
00:00:35| and I'm Nick folks we're old friends dissecting one topic right buddy people technology media covered each discussion here is a deep dive in or unique perspective taboo forbidden
00:00:50| subjects they're all on the chopping block baby we don't pander to popular opinion with Mike you can get a little bit dirty morning this podcast may contain mature language and sexual
00:01:01| content and is for entertainment purposes only so join us have a good time it's ringing note well my goodness haha welcome back to the most amazing show on the Internet
00:01:36| I'm Nick I need a hand and we are joined Panthers quiz quiz lay quizzically quizzically who is clean quizzically how do you say it's all about the ladies defecating ly and coolly equivocating ly
00:01:57| I think I said it right I think so damn okay so we're gonna to sharpen it mmm irony that tire sarcasm dark humor I didn't write that one down
00:02:11| oh and sardonic wit ooh maybe we're gonna touch on ridicule paradox farce mockery ludachristmas oh you want to puns oh my goodness we're gonna talk about everything that's funny but no one
00:02:27| knows the right words to say when they're talking about it uh your boss said you're fired maybe they're being sarcastic maybe they were being ironic which was it well you're
00:02:38| still fired but good news he was being ironic how much darling.i earnings you want to do irony sure I have a definition for all these words oh I do actually the
00:02:50| definition for irony is always awful hmm well I figured it out after I looked at them so the big three is irony satire and sarcasm thank you okay because a lot of times I think I've had English
00:03:02| courses on this this is for a reason focus not gonna sexy it's not because I'm sexy I am a bunny my shirt but it's not because I'm sexy I actually have a prop here so iron II irony is funny
00:03:15| because it's it's the expression or meaning of using language that signifies the opposite usually for humor um a super ironic thing that happened Segway guy how did he die I fell off a cliff
00:03:29| driving a Segway that crazy yeah so I need that ironic isn't it ironic don't you think don't you think and he's putting out a shirt that says I have a giant rooster oh I should say in my hand
00:03:51| on the back I've collected shirts over the years just a varying degrees of comedy sometimes 90% of time they're actually bought for me so I can't say that I buy ironic shirts this is ironic
00:04:03| cuz I thankfully don't not a very big rooster though like it's kind of slender it kind of is it's kind of crooked it's kind of slender it's kind of drippy so this morning my [ __ ] shirt because it
00:04:15| would have been massive well I'm just saying that's only because you take up more room than your shirt yeah so irony is often like strange or funny and it's often the opposite it's like where a guy
00:04:30| who is who has committed a crime of like stealing from bakeries his community services to do 40 community hours at a bakery that's crazy that's ironic do you know I mean I literally that's the
00:04:46| definition of irony yeah it's then exactly how many rungs he has to serve to write them yeah yes now I had an old running joke with a friend of mine who's been on the podcast before dan we said
00:04:59| how funny would be if there was a guy named hit by a car man that was his name Frank how ironic would it be if hit by a car man was suddenly killed by a boat one day that's irony
00:05:12| right there we always argued whether that's you know humor or irony but it's irony because his name is hit by a car and one day he's hit by a boat and killed the camera he was hit by a boat
00:05:24| man and he's hit by a car either way I run it crazy this is which situation is more unlikely a boat I guess my car man is a better joke than hit by a boat man yeah that's why I
00:05:38| think I switched it in time ice picks fixed his problems there so is ever so we're going to back wrongs I sure have we're gonna come back to it I'm sure but let's move on to the next big one sack
00:05:51| fire it's hard to deliver your satire satire weird because it's by definition the use of humor irony which we've already talked about exaggeration or ridicule to expose and criticize
00:06:05| people's stupidity or vice oftentimes it's political folks so if your satire it's a long running gag it's like a skit that's watching freakin SNL Saturday Night Live we're gonna do a whole skit
00:06:20| that's about how dumb the president is or were you know almost broken it's okay yes it's a joke so honestly how's that fire do I have an example of satire I
00:06:33| feel like it like dictatorships like the Chinese like they can't do satire are people that are I just don't like the kid but it will be yeah it's hard I imagine it's funny you say staunchly
00:06:45| religious want to see what I have today oh yes nicely nicely done you see the perfect timing to do it is so I'm wearing a shirt you can describe it for the people at home this is it
00:06:58| superheroes they're all standing around and up in the middle of all the Marvel superheroes you saw some print saying do you think that's how I save the world check that out cuz cuz all these
00:07:11| superheroes like beat up bad guys and do all this and here is the jae-min he's like that's how I say it bends like holding a twig like roasting on to the fire with three like maybe too much but
00:07:25| [Music] like I think satire doesn't even have to be funny I think Kafka's the metamorphosis is a satire sort of I don't know what the hell it is oh it's a
00:07:38| man who's like talking about being a bug in metamorphosizing it's like an old english major book that a lot of English majors had to read do I have to read it right now no I think it's like honorable
00:07:50| places isn't it it's not actually that long worry it's very short let's Oh we'll come back after I'm done reading I'm gonna go you're gonna read the metamorphosis real quick and let us know
00:08:05| yeah oftentimes satire is the way you can tell if something Hayes it's a satire or is this a sarcasm or irony I don't freaking know the easiest way to remember it satire is usually an
00:08:16| imitation of a thing so you imitate it and then kind of expound on it and make it goofier crazier than it really is yeah a name for George Orwell plays on well we can't show nipples we just
00:08:30| showed nipples you can show a single nipple but toys I did you one what's next Matty so you come back to all the farm animals is it is that it's that part I
00:08:42| think it is because it is because it's a long-running yeah it's a themed attic yeah exposure of yeah it's a gag the gag is to sing it it's a bit so next on the list
00:08:55| sarcasm folks me so let the record show never uh how did you know that before you even put the shirt on do you just know all my shirts I've never seen a shirt before in my life you just knew it
00:09:06| was coming up which is so cliche so small it is I know it's stupid I've only worn it sure like that's a problem that's you're too sarcastic and it's too cliche and it's not sarcastic because
00:09:15| everyone knows and I wouldn't wear this shirt ever someone bought it for me I think my girlfriend like two years ago you said oh my god you love it and I was like and I was like why would I am
00:09:26| sarcastic I wouldn't wear something that says me question mark sarcastic question mark never so sarcasm is the sharp often satirical satirical or ironic scores utterance designed to cut
00:09:44| or give pain so if something sarcastic it uses one of the other two but it's usually an utterance usually you have to say it sarcasm interesting for me that usually you can do you know literature
00:09:58| sarcasm but it's usually also spoken by the character in the book and it's it's it's biting it's a way of saying like no [ __ ] the opposite it's weird I've never
00:10:08| thought of them as like different phases of the same thing because one is situational another one is more like I just get let it literary yeah it's a skit or like written down order and then
00:10:21| sarcasm is verbal yeah it's a very verbal sarcasm is almost usually someone's talking inside a Vinci mm-hmm exactly which you can derive from the way someone says something or the
00:10:33| way they respond to something or what they're talking about but it usually it's like a sentence or two yeah it's like a quick oh no the weather is great here and then
00:10:42| the camera pans to like a blizzard like do you don't mean bad sarcasm boom sarcasms like my favorite it's like the most it's my go-to learning day today I'm sarcastic I think it's you wouldn't
00:10:53| know my shirt but it's the best tester for other people like if you don't know somebody and you say something sarcastic like a they have to understand the meaning of what you said which means
00:11:02| they have to listen and then be they have to understand the way you said it to mean the opposite and then they have to react to it and then their time response they like gives you a good feel
00:11:11| for like how quick they are as a person and how they feel about your jokes yeah it's 100% interesting you said it like that because you do have to process it then think about it then reprocess it
00:11:23| and then respond it's like you have to know that there cuz I've ever had someone who takes your sarcastic remarks seriously hmm yes I'm like yeah one minute I have this woman at work who
00:11:37| takes me very seriously and everything I say is a joke and they have to call they have to tell me when there's an incoming call and they're like I have an individual from California he's calling
00:11:46| about some wiring Katelyn I'm like tell him to get lost I say that's right and she goes well I can't and I'm like I'm kidding I'm kidding got to say I'm kidding every time and then she goes
00:11:55| he's from California I didn't find him in our database you're gonna have to ask him where he needs and I'm like tell him I'm going to lunch she's like I can't I can't and I'm like I'm kidding I'm
00:12:06| kidding just send him through I'll send him through I got it and she's like okay it's very nice but she doesn't get it like I'm joking yeah when you say I'm joking I'm sarcasm e is
00:12:17| usually I think we go to we went to lunch and we came back and as a crew three of us one of the guys had to stop off pick up something that was really heavy he picked up two packages and they
00:12:26| must have it looked like it weighed like him naturally it was far too to vanish so he was struggling to open the door and then like when he put it in he like slammed his head on the door frame
00:12:39| because it wasn't his car he wasn't used to the distances so like or like I should have I mean I could have helped him but then we we drove to our office somewhere we're getting out like I was
00:12:51| like oh I'll help him with a small package so like he was already holding the big one and I took the bag and like the bag was surprisingly heavy I was like man this is heavy like
00:13:03| carrying something any struggling with by the way was probably like 50 pounds okay he's a strong dude so it probably was pretty heavy it was twenty four thousand
00:13:15| screws damn last cruise but getting screwed yeah which might bring us to our next one much should we talk about we're gonna come back to all these I just kind of wanted to hit a few with definitions
00:13:34| it's like mmm you know breakage when do you want to hit do you want to talk about puns oh honey it's punt wordplay which yes it is it's literally in by definition a joke
00:13:50| exploiting different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings no this is the classic hominem that I would like is
00:14:03| that a hominin this one is a picture of a small rodent possibly a gopher and right above it it says go for it I've actually owned this shirt for like you love insurance it's my favorite
00:14:16| shirt I think about it for like 10-15 years when my oldest shirts this I actually do wear occasionally so but it's a pun it's like it's wordplay hominem yeah the same
00:14:30| sum of bones oh I think homophone sound-alike homophone yeah I'm a phone sound because phone is like aa homonyms or I believe spelled the same but pronunce you can
00:14:48| say where I think they added this it says same spelling or pronunciation but have different meanings oh that's bullcrap don't would you really make it so that everything means
00:14:55| everyone's gonna be like oh they took them over there to do the thing and it's like oh did like I can't believe that what you just did there I call that sarcasm we're just regular humour for
00:15:08| satire I think it's satire you did satire right there right my name is like a bit oh we're gonna do this and then do this and do this and that's like the depth of conversation
00:15:21| that people can get to in the future because you're not allowed to defend anybody you think there's gonna be new ways to ask people I hope so I can't wait there's gonna be there oh
00:15:32| there will definitely be there will be things that my kids looking at on YouTube when in like a year I'm going what gee look at you that's you can't do that you're going to jail I'm gonna be
00:15:44| all surprised he's like dad relax look like that's a murder you just like the murder on YouTube he's like dad it's encrypted okay like I don't know everyone says it is I'll be like okay
00:16:03| that's like the guy who like learned how to print like a plastic gun using a 3d printer it's like it what is that oh yeah it worked well like is that illegal like should it be illegal I don't know
00:16:16| if you're the first guy to do something can you say oh that's you're not allowed to do that like create a new way to kill someone that would be illegal I'm pretty sure yeah but if you never used it to
00:16:29| kill somebody what if it was like incredibly dangerous and like really harmful but it had a little bit of hope to be helpful but you made a lightning right mm-hmm like you made a lightning
00:16:38| like no no like a nuclear bomb like first time someone's like I have no idea what's gonna happen here but it's gonna be glorious think that one's pretty self-evident because it blows up such a
00:16:49| large area in such a demigod way you know that you don't without trying let's destroy that island in the Pacific that hate toll doesn't need to be in there anymore
00:16:57| but we don't know that yet it was just gonna we're gonna put it round in the Pacific just in case we're gonna give it a shot gonna try give it a sample I wish there was a government employee that had
00:17:08| like the most soothing and like boring voice like this thing is gonna go a little it's gonna be a little bit dramatic but you're not gonna it's not gonna talk to you in any way just it's
00:17:19| gonna be okay we're just gonna explode this nuclear bomb now okay ready good oh yeah you're talking about what could have then let's see what does happen first
00:17:28| things get quieter as he speaks you're like they touch the button he's a holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I talk about next and I know you got a definition the only one you wrote down the only one you had
00:17:47| ready for me that I did not have sardonic donek mean do you have a shirt for sardonic I hope you do know what a client accounts and this is the one I wore at the gym today so it's things
00:17:57| like so a good thing we can't smell that mmm yes you can and I can tell you guys are people in there Donnelly's grimly mocking or cynical and it says I found this humorous it's kind of a pun but I
00:18:10| also figured it's kind of sardonic because like you found a bone then it's going to believe that's good to say you could be right I didn't know Thomas humors the bone in the human body
00:18:24| oh it's like kind of dark because it's also I found it humorous like I found this is hilarious lighting both may be funny if someone came up to you and just like that shirts really funny and then
00:18:35| like you pulled the bone out of here like can you take this like I don't know what to do with it no I found they're trying to get rid of them it's kind of funny I found it that's why I'm wearing
00:18:47| the shirt it's kind of funny because that's why it's like the word humorous so you know I like finding bones is humorous I think it's pretty dark right or is it just a
00:18:59| dark reading of the shirt that's the darkest reading maybe the darkest reading up there I don't know like my um my entire job is to like save people essentially essentially the intention is
00:19:16| to keep people out of areas that are dangerous that's the political voices sure so like one of my bosses was like trying to say that like we we need to like keep focused on the goal and like
00:19:30| keep this serious so we should like post faces of the people that have been lost because we tense a from and I'm people that have been killed like their faces everywhere
00:19:43| laughing hysterically like why would you do that like I could just imagine like having like a face flash on my screen for a have a second be like remember us and like just like someone random Maria
00:19:57| Rosales mother of three was brutally killed when she was unaware that she was under the crushing regime it's like oh she was under the crushing machine oh she had only worn her GPS tracking
00:20:10| device monitoring device we're not going to track you but we'll monitor you yes and then for your safety prettier for your safety mmm I could just man an office just full
00:20:28| of faces how creepy would that be some dead bees dead dead yeah and it just like this person like it should say you are dead like Resident Evil oh yeah yeah you a guide you are dead you have died
00:20:47| so so we can do farce can't we mmm you know arts is technically no actually I don't actually a farce is a comic dramatic work using buffoonery and horseplay we very
00:21:02| probable or nonsensical scenarios so we got far sooner e una ran against this is kind of funny this is kind of all these things are starting to run together especially for a t-shirt you're not
00:21:16| gonna point a lot of t-shirts at a bar stat and he's the little blue is on the kool-aid guy he's breaking through the wall I guess I don't know but he's a dad so it's instead of kool-aid it's cool
00:21:28| dad I don't know if that's far so just was run out of shirts ran out of ideas there's certain things that like I can't find anything perverse with that I think I wanted this
00:21:40| one's like good humor I guess unless he's break anything and don't like the wall but the women's bathroom huh like the shower room with his son his shoulder he's like cooled
00:21:49| oh yeah I think that would be really hilarious actually they showed the kool-aid dad and he was wholesome and cool he was bringing his son in their birthing corridor and
00:22:01| everyone's like that's kind of cool and then the next scene was the other the other angle and he was bringing in the women's shower at the local YMCA what would a female cool day look like
00:22:10| how would you draw a feel cool exactly like this with a couple extra jugs she'd be holding two jugs ledvina mm-hmm it would be funny that would be hilarious so I guess this one comes on a
00:22:28| ridiculous as well ridiculous is something at deserving or inviting derision or mockery or dick ridicul again I'm just funny like an intelligence like get like if someone is
00:22:40| full of ridiculous ideas it means they understand usually there's a little basis of things and then when they up the ante they push the level the envelope gets pushed they're doing it
00:22:53| intentionally right for comedic value I think ridiculous might be my other brand of humor I think I'm dark sarkar donek and then ridiculousness like I push it to the extreme where you like
00:23:07| why would anyone do that and I'm like hi hey guys it were always overwhelmed by me because because they're 21 and 26 and they're like they're like what are you talking about dude and I'm like just
00:23:21| imagine if our boss instead of saying get more line cards out was like what about butthole dudes they're like what are you talking about and I'm like what he was like get that butthole juice okay
00:23:32| be like okay boss it was a runny replacing words in like one day it just like one word change I swapped just one word change and I'd be like I don't even know what butthole juice is I think it
00:23:47| I'd also like teach you in an area that doesn't exist like it never existed before most of the time so they like the humor that can come out of it he's entirely unique Oh entirely no one's
00:23:57| ever made that joke before probably may it's a whole new territory people how do you know the whole juice well at work instead of lying cards like that's worthy that's the ridiculousness
00:24:08| like who has to do lying cards who has the boss that we have a man was replacing exactly and then it's an internet thing where you send someone invite and it's like this is what we do
00:24:18| is my company this is my name this is my email thanks for reaching out me now please exactly but anyway what if you place that with a craving from like honestly
00:24:27| buckle to switch I still don't know what it is but sound like um grumble pudding hold - gasps - I don't know man when I was cracking up none stop two days ago when I thought I was like did you see my
00:24:42| hope juice he was like no dude I said oh uh the roots the fiercely onions he was like I don't know but anyway I just went off with it and it was ridiculous it was insane it
00:24:57| was wacky one of the other words I came across which was the weird it didn't feel like it belonged was paradox a self contradictory statement yeah but do you know where this a hundred percent comes
00:25:12| into play with like all the other words and hence 22 this is false yeah yeah this statement is false yeah like the entire book catch-22 which is my favorite comedy book is just all
00:25:27| paradoxes really it's like everyone loved him the next sentence is always I hate that son of a [ __ ] I use Aryan recently and it's like you can't say more than the other but that's part of
00:25:39| the beauty of it it's hilarious because something can be the opposite sometimes and that in a way in its own right is kind of funny it's kind of odd like things aren't always what they are if
00:25:51| that makes sense that's a paradox but it's kind of a truth yeah it's breaking my head you're like human logic like human logic is so like sometimes so chisels and so I find
00:26:01| what you want to like black very white you there's one way or the other it's weird where you're like go down the path most of the way this way but turns out y'all yeah
00:26:11| you thought you were going entirely left but then you want no bright that's yeah it's unexpected that's nuts yeah it's ironic sense the logical mm-hmm to then there was on noodle crisp
00:26:32| ludicrous now I have one more Sherpa I don't think it's in any of these ludicrous is something that's so foolish unreasonable or out of place that it can be amusing you know Lee okay I got
00:26:44| mockery teasing and contemptuous language or behavior directed at a person that was insane to me yeah and it does lastly I had like humor and funny because I was like we're out of these
00:26:59| like humor niche words you need to find those eggs eggs well that's why I looked them up because all these are kind of different variances of humor different things that we think are funny who do
00:27:09| you think so finding these things what is a joke and someone's like it's a it's a cop-out even then funny is causing laughter or amusement which that could be anything couldn't it funerals can be
00:27:22| funny anything that makes you laugh could be funny like you just pick the darkest thing the worst thing I was the most but not banal thing like I love blankets mm-hmm someone's just laughing
00:27:35| hysterically that means blankets are funny to someone so it's Berkey subjective right uh-huh almost entirely subjective yes please which is weird
00:27:46| no that's it that was good humor is the quality of being amusing or comic especially in literature or speech and I was like okay alright you didn't tell me anything good no one can define what
00:28:01| we're talking about today humor in general is there something that always makes you laugh sometimes the word poop we discussed that earlier that makes me laugh all the time
00:28:13| there's something about like cringe-worthy things like back in the day we saw coatsy or meat spin or one of those things that like you do girls one cup like this disgusting like awful
00:28:25| things that you know it's the excitement of pranking somebody it's like pranks or another element that we've been talking about either oh I didn't touch don't prank go ahead yeah like setting
00:28:38| somebody up to fall into this setup dangerous trick and then like have enough strable doing to them like what are you what's funny about it I don't even know I can't define it I just know
00:28:51| what I everything in my life is funny I think everything's funny I think it's it's like bringing the unexpected immediately and then like their reaction is like true and honorbound instinctual
00:29:04| and you're like pulling that out of them cuz you never see their reaction when like you shoot a fake snake at them or like they don't expect someone to jump out at them because they can't prepare
00:29:17| for it yeah yeah there's no way to because they yeah right they don't expect it so it's like pushing someone off the cliff and then be like it's like pulling the rug out
00:29:26| from under them is there a power in I know where it is it's almost like a power trip where you're pulling them outside their comfort zone so fast they didn't have time to prepare they didn't
00:29:38| have time to do anything and then you're like like is that what it is yeah and sometimes the pranks are so elaborate that it's like you give kudos to the person who like created it like there
00:29:49| are certain pranks that are just like pie in the face it's like hot like that's too obvious like doing something like that it's like portal I mean is it's just like not I don't know there's
00:29:58| a Gatorade to like a coach after he wins like that's the sort of a prank right how is that different how is that different than showing someone goatse when they weren't ready for it wrong or
00:30:15| right I'm just saying it's essentially the same thing it's it's doing something sort of mean to someone that doesn't really mean it's like more like sort of mean like come on
00:30:26| softcore prankish yeah making something awkward for them making them to deal with the situation they usually avoid in their life right maybe maybe maybe maybe me lissa me I'm Italian maybe I'm a cool
00:30:44| dad so do we go through all your definitions that's it I'm a dark sarcastic guy oh my shirt and deep with dark sarcastic guy no yeah deep and brooding sure now my favorite
00:31:04| brand of humor is always like can't wait to die I say to my my um co-workers all the time oh no my cobras oh my god dude you got another sale I'm like yeah I can't wait to die it always catches them
00:31:17| off guard and they always hold a glass really hard they're like dude it's not my one body disk there's like a there's a level of like yeah that's there's humor in that let the record show I put
00:31:30| on my last shirt changer your buddy maybe that's the brightest color of yellow quite it's pregnant right sure you can wear a sign like that yeah so it says yeah I'm just one big freaking ray
00:31:47| of sunshine about the pink rose you said it is perfect because I'm just reading it upside down this is like god it's hard it kind of is god she's like a goth happy line that's like like all very
00:32:03| bright and happy colors another person doesn't like no I'm super happy to be here and I don't hate my dad like a really colorful white bosses and stuff oh my great hmm hmm what's the symbolism
00:32:18| for like what's the person what's a preeminent goth symboi Comic Sans I guess across is the thing that's I feel like that's too religious God is like
00:32:34| dark eyeshadow and I don't know it's like they'd make it like satanic so like that's another thing is that culture likes to force things that are weird and different into like some sort of like oh
00:32:45| you love the devil or like some sort of like evil nuance and it's like that the people that I know that are goth are not like they they're apathetic it's not that they're they're satanic or anything
00:32:57| can you imagine if anyone thought we were gone because of our dark humor and they were like yeah they're goth and we're like like you have to like devote your life to hating something and
00:33:07| worshipping the Antichrist and all this stuff we're like that's way too much work can you imagine trying to live up a light style it's like no that's not what we're doing
00:33:17| hmm well you got I know got the definition of goth is actually a member of the Germanic people that invaded the Roman Empire back in the third and fifth centuries and then they became the
00:33:28| Ostrogoths or the Visigoths in different countries how do we call them God today then I don't know God that gothic music mom buy clothes unusual drug Julie there you go mm-hmm make sounds like them yup
00:33:44| this is them who are that are they the bosses gothic rock I don't know I don't even know what the definition gothic rock is I feel like he's just rock written by gods it's like if you think
00:33:59| so much selves well think about it I mean there shouldn't think I go this way yeah yeah I think about it because you can have the same rock song but have been selling by people who are Christian
00:34:09| and identify as Christian I think it becomes Christian rock just like goth rock so we're getting off the path a little but it ties into what's what's funny what's humour what's being
00:34:21| sarcastic cuz there's also different levels of irony different levels of sarcasm different levels of puniness and you and I go too
00:34:30| far is the question it's like course we yeah I think we know each other so there's like even if you went ridiculously far this is the classic like American Psycho
00:34:40| like I just murdered somebody like if I told you that like there's no way that I would let you would knew you I think you would go along with it though and be like well how'd you murder him and I'd
00:34:50| be like well this aw like it was easy it was real simple like they they took it they didn't even I gave yet you I think you would would you believe me if I told you like what
00:35:02| if I actually didn't kill somebody who actually did where you tell me on the podcast like right now or in general I'm serious I'm serious I don't know if I did what I like would
00:35:13| I want to go out and with a bang eventually would be replayed and then like you'd have your reaction like imagine if you laughed at me killing somebody and then like animal world and
00:35:29| as you were telling me you were like yeah dude I cut off his hands first he was screaming and then it gets broadcast would uh it would definitely hurt my next job interview I recall I recall you
00:35:56| murdered someone no no no no I was laughing at the murderer I was up to here with I love it when a joke changes mid like midstream it like you're no longer in like a tiny bubble and the
00:36:12| bubble pops and then like you're all of a sudden the spectator that cares the most about it like a I could see like a religious family or a nun like watching as you laugh and just like like they
00:36:23| like start grabbing the rosary really tightly across oh my god a poor child we must say but isn't it weird when I think of laughter I think of it as a good thing like anytime someone's laughing
00:36:35| I'm like good huh do you think that laughs a lot oh my god in movies sometimes there's a few like the Joker but classic joke or not the new one yeah the darkest Joker
00:36:55| we've ever seen and I don't know that there's laughter in it I have no idea I haven't seen it so that's why I felt like he's not a Laffy Joker's which is kind of weird it's like ooh but like
00:37:06| Jack Nicholson Joker like all he did was like he's laughing speaking of which did we we didn't even touch on it I don't know if it's necessary for this episode but people's laughs sometimes crack me
00:37:19| the F up aha yeah so we're in an office setting and on it's like phone base so we're calling people and like I don't talk to the person on the other side of this cubicle here or whatever but I hear
00:37:32| all their conversations I know who they're talking to I know when they're on the phone being like formal and crap and it's so funny when it's like we'll call this person bratty and bratty is on
00:37:43| the phone and it's a girl who's very vulgar and she goes oh I know I have every idea so anyway yeah we're gonna oh that's so funny and then they they hang up and go oh what a [ __ ] drag person
00:37:55| and like immediately like I can't stop laughing and then sometimes now it gets to the point where I hear her on the phone and I'm like hitting the guy next to me like yo dad dad and he's like what
00:38:07| and I'm like listen and she's like oh you're so right yes I agree no idea that they're fake laughs and then there's like someone at the end of the hall that's like way down you can never hear
00:38:21| her talk wouldn't even know she exists except when she does her laugh she goes it's like a witch laughs and it's so hilarious cuz she's laughing so hard she can't breathe and she's laughing like a
00:38:33| witch and I'm like oh she's laughing again and like I love a good laugh I love fake laughs I love relapse I love that song hmm do you think you develop your own laugh like do you think you
00:38:47| work on it or do you think you're born with it because my chance you're born with it I know why he's changed when no he hasn't amazing laughs that cracks me up every
00:38:56| time he laughs and it's good when you're sad laughs - when your kid laughs dude it's fun you can't not laugh at a kid laughs especially your own kids cuz he starts laughing the laugh where you
00:39:06| can't stop he almost can't catch his breath and you're like you're done you're in on that laughs that's the funniest laugh a little bit I love it that's a good bet let's do that
00:39:16| oh yeah do you already know your kids sense of humor I'm done right now mine my kid is like with the word poop instead of baby like if my kids fake maybe making a pizza I say oh this is a
00:39:30| great pizza and he will laugh so hard he can't breathe because he something about spitting out food it was a trick I don't healthly I think it's the funniest thing in the world and it's kind of cute it's
00:39:45| kind of cracks me up there's certain times when he's just like watching something and it's not funny and he cracks up and I don't have said yeah but he always looks to me to like get
00:39:57| recognition for it and I had like because he looks at me I have got it it's funny I'm wondering if I'm screwing it up maybe I should be like no it's not no stop no yeah you made it Beasley I
00:40:14| think you look over like this look that's not funny but like what if your kid likes like um poop jokes all the time or like what if your kids into satire and he loves he freaking loves
00:40:27| pleito jokes and you're like these are the corniest goddamn jokes and he's like Shira Plato said when someone said thou shalt poison thy wife and he said surely it's great like could you keep it
00:40:44| comforter Aled fingers my Jeremy Fisher yeah that's good stuff when you're watching it you know that it's not normal like it's intended like everything is not normal about it but
00:41:08| for that's his thing what he made like did he make Rocco meet some other stuff no he didn't make Bronco I don't think he is famous and he was just famous in the flash community
00:41:19| what may have made some other stuff but I don't think so you can look him up while I talk but David Firth invented salad fingers and what was craziest looks like an acid trip that wasn't
00:41:31| funny but was hilarious because it was so out of whack made it was like uncomfortable weird to the point where we had a buddy in college who never smoked pot and like and he didn't like
00:41:45| salad fingers and one time after he smoked pot we made him watch salad fingers and he was freaking out like he did not want to see this he was freaking out and we were all there for the
00:41:55| experience of him having to watch salad fingers while he was high as hell and it was wild ending by the end like he was laughing hysterically because of maybe the discomfort of maybe being made to
00:42:09| watch salad thinkers well we were all there I don't know Danny come on yeah I think he just famous for making flashes the sound like the origin of Salad Fingers was that he was trying to play
00:42:21| guitar and he was trying to play a C chord or he was and one of his friends said he had salad likes Fink out that's gross cuz they do focus on his fingers a lot they would move around a lot it's
00:42:34| weird hmm I don't even know what salad fingers would mean is that this the whole thing is that it's completely there's just not ironic what's the word ridiculous is that ridiculous is that
00:42:48| it's a little bit of ridiculous and dark sardonic no one like if you had fingers are literally like romaine lettuce like you couldn't it wouldn't even hurt anybody with that no wouldn't look
00:43:00| anything like him because he's always scraping things with his fingers rusty nails and spoons and stuff and spoons I know that stops you love that you love that brand of humor I think it's because
00:43:17| it's something they've like I've never seen before like you will never experience like I couldn't generate that myself you know make that yourself you know when I know would ever make that
00:43:25| themselves here's a weird question for it do you not your sense of creation which we're talking about I would never make this what about your sense of enjoyment is that something you're going
00:43:38| with born with does that change over yours is that something that's is unique to you as a fingerprint there will never be a hundred percent things we agree on that are funny or humorous or whatever
00:43:49| we could have a ninety-nine percent match but there's always gonna be something else that I think is fun you don't where does that come from what I think is funny I really have no
00:44:00| idea it's youth and nature versus nurture and all that stuff I guess going to that but I mean what does that do with funny I have no clue what your genetics would have to do with funny
00:44:15| you're genetically predisposed the thing salad figures is hilarious you don't I mean that's like if you could determine like what your opinions will be when you're older I would check his genes and
00:44:28| he's gonna be democratic and it's like far but your opinions don't always dictate your funny cuz like you can have a super gung-ho right-wing mentality but still think some things that are
00:44:46| wackiest [ __ ] are hilarious like your sense of humor is not based on I think the people that are funnier or like the people that like understand there's two polar aspects and they can play in the
00:45:01| middle and then hit a pole at any one moment right they can they can flip it expectations are here they can do this they can do one or the other they can play to the extremes this is ironic
00:45:18| because it's irony that's kind of what irony is right it's like be you expect one thing one thing is a set standard and then this is what happens or this is what happens in
00:45:30| extremely in a different direction hit by car man is killed by a boat how terrible his name we should have known the whole time his name had nothing to do with it for years he told us he
00:45:41| wasn't gonna get hit by a car and we said sure hit by a car man he was right he was killed by the boat today hmm pour one out for me so I don't know I
00:45:54| love jokes a little humor I love comedy I love laughing at different things there's so many different levels to comedy it's like it's not just a joke is a joke a
00:46:05| joke can be a joke because it's about a joke or there's jokes from NASA chokes layers of a joke like I feel like that's when like there's like I feel what shirt you're wearing
00:46:17| but like the first layer is like you're really immersed one like the first layer is like I found this humorous I found this humorous uh it's a humorous next level
00:46:27| Elmas human bone which would be disturbing to anyone when I'm announcing it to you and I'm letting you know also I think this whole situation is very funny but I have a human bone in my
00:46:41| pocket things like okay and then the next level of funny is like I'm in an office setting I have the shirt and I have a bone would you like to have the bone and then the next time well funny
00:46:52| is like whoa what does the coworker gonna do here's the bone like you can really keep going you know can you don't take this for me for me take this huge I'm going to share my humor
00:47:06| that's with you what memes did we talk about me Mary much we didn't that's kind of like it's hard to describe like it's a setup it's the same that's it it's that bridge oak kind of the same is that
00:47:25| you you prey on like the common understanding like you can never start out with you can start out with a weird premise but you have to make it weirder think you can make it less weird like
00:47:37| you have to make it understandable but spin it well you just said with the levels you have to bring it to the next level yeah so a meme is usually a visual joke
00:47:46| it starts off as like a common thing you see mrs. piggy drinking tea won't Kermit drinking tea it's a guy talking to his girlfriend and then there's a butterfly here and it's a picture you've seen a
00:47:58| hundred times but now the meme is adding a layer on top of it like there are memes for what's the name Chernobyl the series Chernobyl now yeah they're just memes based on memes that are popular
00:48:15| you've never seen turnover I've seen it but I don't know what the guy names they use like the butterfly mean there's one that's like the dad's yelling at his son on whatever show but there are usually
00:48:27| famous visual pictures that we've all seen that are like I relate to this picture I've seen this picture ah I know this picture and they all come and what it is is you add a layer to it so now
00:48:42| instead of the picture representing JFK and the bullet now it's like my savings and like Thirsty Thursday shirt and it's like okay well my savings account on Thirsty Thursday and it's like that's
00:48:57| pretty messed up so you're saying Thirsty Thursday ruined your savings skull and killed the President of the United States it's like you were gonna save up all your money but Thirsty
00:49:07| Thursday showed up and you had to spend all your money so it's like adding a layer so you have to think in layers and it's funny cuz you understand the origin story you have to understand what the
00:49:20| new person is saying combine them I don't know are you looking to turn over business are these so our jokes getting darker because we can now absorb them quietly in our own like on our cell
00:49:31| phones and our prime as opposed to having to do it in public I would say yes but I would also say that jokes were more racist and openly racist back in the day and so when you put yes that was
00:49:43| like jokes back in the day and then on top of that it was like eh what do you to tell a [ __ ] that says a scratch-and-sniff on the bottom of a pool and they drown and it's like okay
00:49:54| okay because Polish people are dumb how many people does it take to change light bulb yeah and then that joke morphed into the blonde jokes I believe right remember
00:50:03| that bloom huh how many blondes does it take to do this etc I think there was a phase where black people jokes we're told it's like two strokes I raced this dump and then
00:50:13| Jewish jokes like there's a whole bunch of jokes how many Greeks does it take to do this and it's like okay okay so I don't think jokes have gotten darker I think we've been able to record things
00:50:27| in different ways what do you look at your noble meme still there's you know they I think there's that guy who like didn't believe the right reactor was going down yeah yeah Rodin's wrote
00:50:35| that's impossible yeah I think this is from like a 1990s we do it game more that it's like the core is exploding and like all these green things are like shooting out of it
00:50:45| sure is good so multi-layered because you have to think of the game mm-hmm you have to think of the show in question and they have to combine them all into a super joke that's visually
00:50:59| formatted and share it with people I do enjoy good meme they're usually dark I don't know if they are under ridiculous if they're under they could be a form of satire cuz it's kind of
00:51:12| like a bit what seek the link I think that this like the girls from like that Netflix show that was like something about like suicide 13 reasons why or something yeah yeah this is her say
00:51:31| who's that yeah so you see that's where the trouble began and then it shows the guy who is like the scientist Selene scientists with the must bad idea she says that
00:51:40| smile that damn smile funny because it's combining two totally different mediums and combining them somehow yes cuz that's another layer of memes is that you can share them with people but
00:51:57| they're really ephemeral like it's funny but it's not like it's like you're gonna be laughing cracking up on the floor like I can't breathe funny of the meme occasionally
00:52:08| but that's like I think it's like with jokes cuz most jokes I hear make me smile make me feel good like yeah yeah I got a damn manager I say to the guys next to me I'm like this while he's
00:52:20| there and he can hear me I'll be like yeah like our manager is good and I know he can hear and I just smile to myself cuz I know he heard and I know he's like forget this guy but like I don't always
00:52:31| laugh so hard I'm hitting my leg and like my side is splitting and like I'm like ah I do so you get that with memes I mean I don't know if some of them are funny it's like smile funny it's like ah
00:52:42| nice nice I do feel like my old job had people closer to my age that had the same level intellect and like the same type of humor and there were like there were moments that made it worthwhile to
00:52:55| stay there that like they would tell jokes that I would literally be crying and then like someone else would come in like randomly and just like over the top yeah over the top yeah random unexpected
00:53:06| and that person just like understands everything that's happened and just like boom they just layer it on there nothing layer dude that's it's the beauty of it I miss that aspect like is that aspect
00:53:17| worth the amount of money that I took to take the student new job probably not but I don't know dude I don't know that's something shipp it's just fantastic I think that's what we're like
00:53:29| we're all doing this thing or just like so like rat racing or like going to jobs that we might not enjoy so like humor is the way out and like especially dark humor like you can't really use it at
00:53:40| work like it's a really dark stuff because you might get in trouble so like there's a weird PC level of like I'm gonna push this envelope to see like it's fun how loud I joke about it as
00:53:53| long as it's not offensive I'm covered and then like you also get to tell people like you get to tell how PC people are how afraid of like I don't know pushing that envelope the envelope
00:54:06| the imaginary envelope I need a physical envelope I'm confused by the whole thing yeah I'd like to talk to HR Oh what about I like a physical envelope I'm like I'm gonna
00:54:22| push it and kill myself from zero no like a thousand I know a thousand that's look to me that's the funniest humor when you go from like kind of calm kind of normal to like 1 million miles an
00:54:40| hour it's like ah did anyone tell rich I had his accountant like God your manager rich I does account yeah I [ __ ] it over and set it on fire and there were like oh my god
00:54:50| someone's like I just mmm I love period of life I love the flip of like three sentences in a row or like something normal something fairly normal something fairly normal and then the fourth
00:55:02| sentence is just like yeah I told them to [ __ ] themselves and to get wiring cable elsewhere is that a problem you didn't say that did you wife huh I'm real sorry no see that
00:55:16| idiot but I love that I love that flip it happens like you lead them on you lead them on normal you leave them on normal and then [ __ ] yeah go wild just mmm I don't know she wears my way out I
00:55:34| guess so like escapism it is it is escapism I mean and I even joked to the guys I'm like yo guys see that we've got another big account they're like oh dude good job I'm like
00:55:47| can't wait til them dead don't care and it's like a little bit of joke a little bit of tongue in cheek a little bit of minimum I really don't care a little bit I do miss I had like a job when I first
00:56:07| started and like an internship where it was people handing customers so they constantly take calls like support and there are people that like you immediately know who they're talking to
00:56:20| because that customer always calls and the way they talk to him they're slowly in frustration and trying to hang up the phone but they keep asking questions and they're just
00:56:28| like oh and then like when they finally get all the footage like German and they saw it's like a shared experience yeah I know even though you didn't take the call you felt their frustrations or
00:56:43| anything it's kind of cool humor is humor is usually a shared experience cathartic mm-hmm yeah I mean you can laugh alone but it's so much more contagious when you laugh with
00:56:57| other people yeah right I guess I'll read for there there's yeah so many jokes that like just because you know people you're comfortable saying things but what am I even poke the belly
00:57:10| okay one of my managers my old job two jobs ago I he was just talking about how like he had somebody like cut cut down like landscaping in his yard like he was cutting down a tree and like the guy was
00:57:24| super ripped so like my manager was just like I can't believe like he had to like go get his wife and be like you gotta check this guy out but I can't believe I've never seen
00:57:40| physique freak Udonis some like that like if you were trying to be PC like you could never I feel like I don't know is that so you're saying humor in general is anti PC I think some of the
00:58:10| most part yeah I mean you mentioned the cool bad shirt is almost a sleepy suit like that's just like a but that's not like funny it's not also that funny it was the least funny of all the things we
00:58:22| heard you're right tom so would you say the most the funniest things you've ever heard are also the most unpeel I would say yeah probably yeah except for stuff that's in the story
00:58:39| Jerome that's funny stuff that doesn't like link back tears through logic or like stuff this is like offensive it's very old laugh at solid fingers I don't know there's nothing harmful about a
00:58:50| cartoon though so like cartoons that are like vile or something like it doesn't I don't know it doesn't trigger me on like a very like oh that's this disgusting level like any cartoon I don't think I
00:59:03| like what's the most disgusting cartoon you can think of those are like animate it does weird porn stuff I weird head load that crap that you know I don't understand hentai I don't get aroused by
00:59:14| it and it cracks me up to see people making cartoons and stuff that makes like why is it that you would g19 realizing clips that are like really weird and I'm like woah if it was like
00:59:27| Ren & Stimpy Stimpy style but again my ears in ways you are and then it's like oh you like all the pimples and my cry dog they loved big disgusting anti but just like every 10 seconds you get
00:59:48| something that's just so cool and I think about you you're almost there so you gonna keep trying until like 10 seconds later I'm gonna keep going okay it's like that's almost instead be
01:00:00| hentai it was just then but then the girl they've zoom in her eyes as he has eye gunk or they zoom in on her like her cheeks she has a couple hairs coming out of a couple pimples or something it's
01:00:10| like Doc dance yeah wild [ __ ] I don't know where we finish I don't know how we finish I know how I finish I have a large rooster hmm ironic because I actually in
01:00:34| transitioning I'm gonna be a female many years and oh is that a planned or unplanned is your unplanned a little too much wire wrapped around something while some circulation anyway we're gonna have
01:00:49| to wrap it up just like I should have wrapped it up mmm yes see one right I think so I think I had a good time here you enjoyed yourself right the audience
01:01:04| know right the audience hey gang you liked it we literally talked about irony irony is always gonna be the opposite it's like ironies a sting that's already there I'm just a tire that's like a skit
01:01:20| we're doing this kid it's like this is that tire sarcasm it's verbal it's like what do you [ __ ] think I'm Italian you know come go callable talk about ridiculousness
01:01:38| paradox II paradoxical paradox no no no what's plural paradox paradoxes rubbish sorry doc see Google it parses mockeries ludicrousness I'm not talking about the show with what's-his-name humor fun easy
01:02:02| fun yeah wait how do you spell yes that's not that's thanks I think we talked about like we broke down funny for what it was and why it's funny is it the opposite that's why it's funny is it
01:02:17| gross that's why it's fine is it to the extreme that's why it's funny it's like it's like you always have to push it in a direction for it to be funny is that correct I don't know mmm
01:02:31| something ever funny just when it's face value in the news today local government deemed 65th Street would stay in the name 65th Street instead of changing names wait I guess that has to be for a
01:02:49| joke to happen something has to move or change correct right Tom what I have an old religious teacher who believed Padre Pio was going to be a saint and could be in two places
01:03:06| at once and promoted its non-stop and actually had the Pope of the Catholic Church write him a letter telling him to stop for how he would not be allowed back in the Catholic religion this is a
01:03:19| religion indeed right he once said that funny or humor is where something is here what you expect what's going to happen is right here when you deliver a punch line or what
01:03:34| actually happens happens here the Delta or change is funny but in awhile I thought good his staunch Ness is funny though like him not changing in the face of obvious guy it reminded me of what I
01:03:52| do you know when you laugh and you can't stop laughing yeah I was in his class one time this is a common story so it ended nicely because not this is terrible and everybody it is terrible
01:04:07| but it's not it was in a religion class and in all-boys Catholic Christian and we were learning about religion and Judaism and the Holocaust yeah and Martin G who said behind me who were
01:04:22| named remain nameless was taking the back of my chair all class because we always just kicked my terror when like hey any we make funny noises and I would laugh he was doing it again and I
01:04:36| remember the teacher was like and do you know that six million Jews have died and he said it with like fervor yeah and very I was getting sick he was very intense I was getting kicked in the back
01:04:49| by a student who I always laughed at for every class and I was trying not to laugh and he called on me and he said what's so funny Nick that all these Jewish people were murdered and he
01:05:03| raised his hands and I was like this looks trying not to laugh because you're holding it that glass of Martin behind you yeah yeah and he went look at me I'm a Nazi I
01:05:18| don't care I'll kill anyone because I don't have feelings he went and he did this ridiculous gun thing where he was pretending to shoot disagree manacle in this moment he was doing it who's yeah
01:05:29| that's the way he moved you look like dr. Robotnik he was doing fake shooting Jewish people I the Nazi and I would already started laughing and now I'm laughing so hard and holding it in that
01:05:43| I'm almost cracking up laughing in class and banging on my desk and he literally took his piece of chalk and went I don't care I'm a Nazi I'll kill anyone and he did a fake shooting noise and I lost it
01:05:57| and he threw his chalk against the board he said it's okay Nick it's not your fault it's everyone's fault I never got in trouble that day for laughing I did pretty good reputation for laughing at
01:06:12| the Holocaust this is ridiculous that was none but you went ready to please border and just like way like stepped right over it you crushed it right through the wall it did you got
01:06:23| lucky because he did not reprimand me or send me to any principals or anything but the thing to take away here is that I expected X and I got why I was getting kicked in the back of my chair by Martin
01:06:37| the teacher caught me laughing at him and was acting like a Nazi and looking back pretty hilarious this teacher yeah can you read this passage yes of course I have to yes we
01:07:01| have a friend a mutual friend and he may have been in this class with the same teacher and the teacher said page 87 we're gonna open up Michael can you read page 87 the first chapter you know and
01:07:13| he said II Guerra yeah I can read yeah you're you're in high school yeah I'm literally but he had that saying where he said humor is expectation this reality this and the
01:07:36| farther the Delta the funnier the joke and I thought that was the most ridiculous thing I ever heard but looking back maybe a little bit correct hmm we didn't talk about I think this is
01:07:50| the only episode we can talk about it like self deprecation like there's there's an element of like so for me it's always like family like family always takes up all your time it rewards
01:08:01| you but like sure the idea that like people people who don't have kids don't understand like the amount of literal [ __ ] that you go through so like you can be self-deprecating
01:08:11| about the best of things and like you spin it in such a way that like I can't wait for Christmas because then I can totally adore my family and just like stay away from them like stuff like that
01:08:21| doesn't make sense to people because they don't maybe not they're like love they get so much or they like don't have kids so like there's a splitting factor are you talking about like the way you
01:08:33| tell your coworkers I think that's like a co-worker point yeah sounds like yeah I guess then titled my family are you gonna take a she's like well my mother-in-law's
01:08:41| coming in so yeah simple stuff like that but it's self-deprecating because it's like focusing on the situation that you can't change and like it's like I have a shitty life but not really I have a
01:08:58| shitty life where you I have a shitty situation that might be a shitty situation for you as well we all hate our mother-in-law that might be in the next joke after polish blonde
01:09:08| mother-in-law's yeah probably yes yeah yeah very typical stereotypes we're not getting into stereotypes we're not getting into self-deprecating we don't end up tied down but that's okay that's
01:09:22| all I wanted to say thank you for sharing it yeah at the mall there's like you have to know the person is one of those things that like you have to know the person
01:09:30| to be like I feel like my like are like in between knowing someone to not knowing them it's like huh my mother-in-law is coming over like oh I know that and you're like yeah a new
01:09:42| rhythm but like you don't really know each other that much like that's why we didn't talk about like how dry jokes are certain leverage is in such a serious way oh the big deal so I said to my
01:09:55| mother-in-law I don't enjoy your company like someone given your the opposite of dry was that not dry no you know very like I guess it's hard to do dry on a podcast because
01:10:13| you know you'd like you have to be like very dynamic and the way you say looks how about this yeah my mother-in-law came over we ate pretty well she was delicious
01:10:31| let's cook mother-in-law yeah I think that's the source we go it has to be because otherwise I'll talk about British humor which is dry as hell I love British humor I'm not getting all
01:10:58| this oh the movie snatch I was thinking about Peep Show no Peep Show is very good how have you seen all of future I'd have but that's like ten years ago people said oh it's
01:11:15| literally one of the funniest he knows everything do you know do you know I figured it out for the audience anyone who's ever seen peep show it's
01:11:23| literally very easy mark is the super-ego Jeremy is the ego and super Hans is the idiot yeah and that's literally if you think of it that way it breaks down sir
01:11:39| very easy hmm and they're all experiencing somewhat of the same like they threw the same character like yeah there's the other character just
01:11:50| exactly like this is super funny as he's like I want to say no I want to say no and just his voice is like yes I will do that there's like Jeremy's like exactly that's such a good show that's comedy
01:12:11| gold they have and that whole thing is where Mark is banging someone's wife mark of all people and like he's in the closet she was hurry up get in he and my
01:12:37| husband don't find you and he goes in the closet and he's got he's hard as hell because he were just having sex to this guy's wife and he opens the closet says are you cheating on me and he finds
01:12:46| mark he goes hi what is he doing and then he says like I was just watching your wife beating off any instead of being mad he's he's going off on that and that's a bit and I'm like him
01:13:07| instead of getting beat up or punched or anything he's getting laughed at for being a sad pathetic man who beats office I want to play this while hiding in the car yes so to begin with what's
01:13:19| he gonna say getting beat up yes just go yes I do enjoy watching people oh good at comedy good good that's a good finish all right so what are we talking about Oh sarcasm sarcasm aha
01:13:49| aren't satirical ISM sardonic IRA - ism dark humor sirtalis ism darkness ism with wit ridiculousness paradox e22 catch-22 we talked about FARC's mockeries sham mockeries try this
01:14:09| [ __ ] libraries ludicrousness we talked about puns we talked about everyone who talks and puns like that's too much if every tweet you make is a pun yeah that's you're overworking yourself you
01:14:24| gotta face it this order I believe literally funny humor that's all subjective so it's all this baby so if you want to tell your boss you can't wait to die go for it
01:14:38| be funny be you be true but also be not true it's kind of fun isn't it yeah I like it I like it a lot yes good night how do we go home folks donate to our patron
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