Transcript of Episode 17 - TwoFaced Liars
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00:00:11| copyright copyright hey i'm nick folks i'm dan my goodness he said who he was i wasn't sure today we're going to talk about a little subject close to my heart
00:00:23| liars okay ready are you ready for your liar buyers i hate liars actually you know what's crazy i don't you know everyone says like i hate a
00:00:35| thing i'm like i don't know i don't think yeah yeah i love you i hate liars i hate people who are liars like a girlfriend will say that to you you're 100 i'm a liar
00:00:46| we're all liars we're together when your girlfriend's like i hate liars i hate fake people i hate people who say one thing and me i'm like i don't hate everyone
00:00:56| it's like so a liar is someone who like i'm not talking about like a liar who um you push a kid in the schoolyard and then
00:01:11| you know he tells you and says yeah you know someone else no someone else i'm talking about a liar in like the adult world where you make a friend with like a neighbor
00:01:20| and all of a sudden you're like oh he's pretty cool and he's like oh it's doing the tools we're looking at i'm like oh tool you like tulle i like tulle we're neighbors you like you like beer i
00:01:30| like beer best friends all of a sudden we're like the coolest kids in town i'm like this guy's gonna be my best friend forever and then like
00:01:38| later you see him and like you pass by him and his wife and she's like he's like oh no i don't know who you are i'm like gary we just talked like 10 minutes ago
00:01:49| like it's a weird lie and he's like oh yeah i forgot and i'm like you didn't forget gary are you embarrassed of me because i'm a low life here i have no idea just say
00:01:58| you're a low life you're a little like there's weird things you lie about like how about social circles you go out like
00:02:05| went to happy hour and they were like they like you they like they laugh at my jokes they're like aha that's a good one tell another one and then like you get like there's yeah and there's inside
00:02:15| jokes going on and then when they go out and they're with their significant other and then they're there they're like oh what and i'm like yo remember uh friggin manager was like you can't do
00:02:25| that and i was like yeah you can and they're like no uh anyway and they move on you're like what you can't do that to me you're all you're a liar you're
00:02:35| two-facing me what's the word it's like there's a word for this for like when they there probably is it's not like liar it's like two-face
00:02:42| it's like they pretend you should be your friend one-on-one yeah fearful one-on-one they're totally cool but then when they're all of a sudden in a group or with their
00:02:52| group peer pressured out of being themselves or maybe they're always a chameleon maybe it's like it's chameleon-y and it's like creepy and you're like yo i
00:03:02| we had a moment back by the copy machine you were hilarious as [ __ ] and now you're you give me this you stonewall me you think you think you're funny
00:03:12| and then like i'll play a rock song and point over at you i'm like yo remember we talked ac dc the first album like the first album and they're like they're like trying to
00:03:22| avoid eye contact they're like oh come on man i do hate that [Music] i don't know the only time i've ever felt like this is when like managers are
00:03:32| on my good side and then all of a sudden i hear the public uh yeah they make it from another manager or something i did something but they over
00:03:40| blew it like i did i might have done something but they like it went all the way to the top like i hear it's like why would that person like do that like
00:03:48| there's no reason right it's like yo you could have just told me yeah so you could have corrected the issue whatever you had was your issue yeah swallow it it's a little bit like
00:03:57| swallow it it's it's it's like too facey it's like i don't mind if you're a dick to me i don't mind if you don't like my jokes don't laugh at my jokes here and
00:04:10| act buddy buddy and then when we get over here you wish people were more true they were simple and honest and straightforward yeah there's then i have to figure out
00:04:20| why they're doing this is because they're embarrassed to me is it because their other is controlling them is this because they're stupid is this because they
00:04:28| literally forgot i'm forgotten like two days ago you idiot no this is funny like but now i don't know and then what's worse is like two days
00:04:39| later if you're back in the office are you telling jokes again and i'm like hey wait a minute this okay come on we're back we're bff and then they change the
00:04:49| neighbors cool with you again like you know what i mean it's like i i don't get that and it's so weird to have to play this shifting game with people and
00:04:58| i'm like whoa whoa whoa whoa my head this explodes there's this weird element of it that i think you're touching on is like in relationships when people have another
00:05:07| person to judge them and that person weighs on them a lot then they become very um scared to challenge that person and they're also like forced to
00:05:16| believe in their beliefs it's almost like a cult like a mini cult with only two people the cult leader is watching their back and telling them that they're not going
00:05:25| to get any tonight if they laugh at that joke one more time oh no no no no we will not acknowledge the first acd ccd can i even head bop to it you will not
00:05:35| even acknowledge it white snake here we go again [Music] so these are people who probably won't
00:05:47| hurt your career they're actually probably just hurtful in a social way but social is like my favorite thing i love talking with people joking with people
00:05:55| have friends it does it's like wow i thought we were bros i thought we were me and you girl what's up power
00:06:04| bureau my office girl now no i see how it is and it's it's it's just weird because you feel like all of that stuff you were building
00:06:14| whether it's a neighbor friendship or a office romance or uh this or that it's all like dust in the wind kansas yes i know but it's it makes
00:06:26| you feel like your importance is so low and i i didn't put a lot of time into it but i thought it was cool or something and now i'm like
00:06:33| okay okay so see how you are yeah sometimes you just have to carry on my wayward son there's a there's an old twitter joke where a guy says hey
00:06:45| your son keeps carrying on he's no longer allowed in the luggage compartment and i think he says so you're telling me i have to carry on my wayward son
00:06:56| that's such a good deal yeah um um so what we're saying is avoid these people well actually you can't i don't know keep having fun with them just don't
00:07:09| expect much it's like a fake relationship don't you don't buy into them like don't don't put yourself into them
00:07:16| [Laughter] don't put yourself directly into them don't invest in them as a full person just a small like partial people that's exactly it they're they're like
00:07:27| the fight club thing like small dose people like you know i mean it's not someone you will be friends with in real life it's like huh this is just someone it's like you'll
00:07:35| like them but they're not there for you in the real sense sometimes i think those people like you more than they want to and then they don't know how to deal
00:07:44| with their own emotions maybe because of the crossover hey what's up predators predators that's a predator
00:08:03| you
00:00:23| liars okay ready are you ready for your liar buyers i hate liars actually you know what's crazy i don't you know everyone says like i hate a
00:00:35| thing i'm like i don't know i don't think yeah yeah i love you i hate liars i hate people who are liars like a girlfriend will say that to you you're 100 i'm a liar
00:00:46| we're all liars we're together when your girlfriend's like i hate liars i hate fake people i hate people who say one thing and me i'm like i don't hate everyone
00:00:56| it's like so a liar is someone who like i'm not talking about like a liar who um you push a kid in the schoolyard and then
00:01:11| you know he tells you and says yeah you know someone else no someone else i'm talking about a liar in like the adult world where you make a friend with like a neighbor
00:01:20| and all of a sudden you're like oh he's pretty cool and he's like oh it's doing the tools we're looking at i'm like oh tool you like tulle i like tulle we're neighbors you like you like beer i
00:01:30| like beer best friends all of a sudden we're like the coolest kids in town i'm like this guy's gonna be my best friend forever and then like
00:01:38| later you see him and like you pass by him and his wife and she's like he's like oh no i don't know who you are i'm like gary we just talked like 10 minutes ago
00:01:49| like it's a weird lie and he's like oh yeah i forgot and i'm like you didn't forget gary are you embarrassed of me because i'm a low life here i have no idea just say
00:01:58| you're a low life you're a little like there's weird things you lie about like how about social circles you go out like
00:02:05| went to happy hour and they were like they like you they like they laugh at my jokes they're like aha that's a good one tell another one and then like you get like there's yeah and there's inside
00:02:15| jokes going on and then when they go out and they're with their significant other and then they're there they're like oh what and i'm like yo remember uh friggin manager was like you can't do
00:02:25| that and i was like yeah you can and they're like no uh anyway and they move on you're like what you can't do that to me you're all you're a liar you're
00:02:35| two-facing me what's the word it's like there's a word for this for like when they there probably is it's not like liar it's like two-face
00:02:42| it's like they pretend you should be your friend one-on-one yeah fearful one-on-one they're totally cool but then when they're all of a sudden in a group or with their
00:02:52| group peer pressured out of being themselves or maybe they're always a chameleon maybe it's like it's chameleon-y and it's like creepy and you're like yo i
00:03:02| we had a moment back by the copy machine you were hilarious as [ __ ] and now you're you give me this you stonewall me you think you think you're funny
00:03:12| and then like i'll play a rock song and point over at you i'm like yo remember we talked ac dc the first album like the first album and they're like they're like trying to
00:03:22| avoid eye contact they're like oh come on man i do hate that [Music] i don't know the only time i've ever felt like this is when like managers are
00:03:32| on my good side and then all of a sudden i hear the public uh yeah they make it from another manager or something i did something but they over
00:03:40| blew it like i did i might have done something but they like it went all the way to the top like i hear it's like why would that person like do that like
00:03:48| there's no reason right it's like yo you could have just told me yeah so you could have corrected the issue whatever you had was your issue yeah swallow it it's a little bit like
00:03:57| swallow it it's it's it's like too facey it's like i don't mind if you're a dick to me i don't mind if you don't like my jokes don't laugh at my jokes here and
00:04:10| act buddy buddy and then when we get over here you wish people were more true they were simple and honest and straightforward yeah there's then i have to figure out
00:04:20| why they're doing this is because they're embarrassed to me is it because their other is controlling them is this because they're stupid is this because they
00:04:28| literally forgot i'm forgotten like two days ago you idiot no this is funny like but now i don't know and then what's worse is like two days
00:04:39| later if you're back in the office are you telling jokes again and i'm like hey wait a minute this okay come on we're back we're bff and then they change the
00:04:49| neighbors cool with you again like you know what i mean it's like i i don't get that and it's so weird to have to play this shifting game with people and
00:04:58| i'm like whoa whoa whoa whoa my head this explodes there's this weird element of it that i think you're touching on is like in relationships when people have another
00:05:07| person to judge them and that person weighs on them a lot then they become very um scared to challenge that person and they're also like forced to
00:05:16| believe in their beliefs it's almost like a cult like a mini cult with only two people the cult leader is watching their back and telling them that they're not going
00:05:25| to get any tonight if they laugh at that joke one more time oh no no no no we will not acknowledge the first acd ccd can i even head bop to it you will not
00:05:35| even acknowledge it white snake here we go again [Music] so these are people who probably won't
00:05:47| hurt your career they're actually probably just hurtful in a social way but social is like my favorite thing i love talking with people joking with people
00:05:55| have friends it does it's like wow i thought we were bros i thought we were me and you girl what's up power
00:06:04| bureau my office girl now no i see how it is and it's it's it's just weird because you feel like all of that stuff you were building
00:06:14| whether it's a neighbor friendship or a office romance or uh this or that it's all like dust in the wind kansas yes i know but it's it makes
00:06:26| you feel like your importance is so low and i i didn't put a lot of time into it but i thought it was cool or something and now i'm like
00:06:33| okay okay so see how you are yeah sometimes you just have to carry on my wayward son there's a there's an old twitter joke where a guy says hey
00:06:45| your son keeps carrying on he's no longer allowed in the luggage compartment and i think he says so you're telling me i have to carry on my wayward son
00:06:56| that's such a good deal yeah um um so what we're saying is avoid these people well actually you can't i don't know keep having fun with them just don't
00:07:09| expect much it's like a fake relationship don't you don't buy into them like don't don't put yourself into them
00:07:16| [Laughter] don't put yourself directly into them don't invest in them as a full person just a small like partial people that's exactly it they're they're like
00:07:27| the fight club thing like small dose people like you know i mean it's not someone you will be friends with in real life it's like huh this is just someone it's like you'll
00:07:35| like them but they're not there for you in the real sense sometimes i think those people like you more than they want to and then they don't know how to deal
00:07:44| with their own emotions maybe because of the crossover hey what's up predators predators that's a predator
00:08:03| you
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