Transcript of Episode 10 - Fake News
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00:00:01| so you're Nick I'm Nick Dan together we are the unplanned resusci you know I'm
00:00:14| Anderson Laurel definitely are plural there's more than one of us so we are
00:00:20| plural just breaking into it now huh took Ohio which by the way all our
00:00:36| viewers we should have it known not safe for work 18 and older parental
00:00:42| discretion is advised all the opinions the other things the things we can don't
00:00:48| negotiate a all the notions or notions all those I ways are sexual innuendos
00:00:55| innuendos they all don't represent ourselves opinions of our employers our
00:01:02| family members our neighbors our male men and women or anyone else for that
00:01:07| matter it's all strictly a coincidence yep doesn't reflect anything that we
00:01:12| mean and would you like to say what we do here yeah I think we're old friends
00:01:17| catching up over podcasts vacation or fuzzy yeah and friendly friendly
00:01:23| discourse we're catching up so hard here folks
00:01:26| yes so so hard we like to nail the topics one at a time until we're all
00:01:31| done and then we get to our main topic and then we just hand off on all this
00:01:36| information until we just burst all over your screen within from work more
00:01:40| information first it's refreshing refreshing yes it is I always have to
00:01:49| start every episode we'll all something we call smirk or smile yeah did you have
00:01:54| any smirks I mostly did I had both totally in the same day
00:02:01| [Laughter] were you shoving it in my face Oh spider
00:02:08| was a fingerling happiness uh so so today it was a pretty nice day
00:02:14| and I drove to work you know I parked pretty far away from work because it's
00:02:18| set up like a college campus and it's like I'm like maybe two parking lots
00:02:24| away so uh I have a ways to go and I really gotta pee so I think you don't go
00:02:30| in the bushes it's work Dumbledore in the back you
00:02:33| ever get good live the back door you pee out the back door
00:02:37| if you're parked really close to the car next to you you open your back door and
00:02:41| you open your front door you just pee between them it's a tailgate move we try
00:02:47| that so it's like a stall you put yes yeah and you're peeing okay right on the
00:02:53| ground at facing your vehicle you know what I mean so your vehicles test so it
00:02:57| looks like you're fiddling with something in the car that's a good move
00:03:00| well it's like you're given your seat the old heave-ho you know what I mean
00:03:03| like oh this guy's open his door he's giving this car the business let's not
00:03:07| bother you think he's public your name we we can arrest him no no definitely
00:03:11| give him his car the business let him have it
00:03:13| just let him go till he's finished so I did not do that
00:03:16| okay yeah so I walk up I go to the building second floor I put my stuff
00:03:22| down and then I go to the bathroom but the bathroom to like the the door says
00:03:26| it's out of order like huh so I go upstairs I do my business I'm
00:03:31| sitting there and I noticed you know those little flossers for your teeth
00:03:37| the triangle ones the ones you find all over the ground nowadays I like them
00:03:41| those of all closers I thought there were there's a stack of them it like in
00:03:45| the door jamb like right where like you know that the door meets the wall had
00:03:50| like a little holder and they were just stacked up nice and neat and I was just
00:03:53| like huh who would put those there and also who would use them free take one
00:04:02| free take two I could I could imagine that like some guy prepared his week and
00:04:08| he puts like you know five of them in there one a day well I'm sure that they
00:04:14| weren't like somehow helping the jamb somehow like keeping it from slamming or
00:04:19| clicking or something I don't has to be ideal because I can't
00:04:24| Selin future storing their disposable benefits for future reference on the
00:04:30| floor like that like they're so like precisely and neatly stacked I was just
00:04:37| like there's no way it's not a fall out thing someone's really think yeah all
00:04:42| those pencil stack you take one out and then like it unlocks a secret door and
00:04:47| you're just like wait a second yeah I've been looking at these for eight years
00:04:50| and finally finally pull a value look at the great years and never touched it or
00:04:56| never would you know I'm just forecasting okay the time I the next job
00:05:01| I have which will take another eight years no is that current smile that was
00:05:07| the smirk because I was like how many particles of me and my mouth off this
00:05:16| the smile came a little later when the there's this nice breeze and like the
00:05:20| college campus the setup for the the place I work
00:05:23| it's nice has like these fountains unlike water and like deer like walking
00:05:28| around ducks has like random crap like everywhere and I'm just like little deer
00:05:32| real deer there's like families I don't know what you call a group of deer pot I
00:05:38| believe hot a beer it's actually a murder of Syria look it up people to go
00:05:46| don't be an idiot well this is a new location for me and I
00:05:49| have not been on the campus so this is like my first week so I actually sat
00:05:54| down and like all this wildlife was like chirping away I'm sitting on the water
00:05:59| and like a nice cool breeze came up and I was like damn these people you know
00:06:03| these people got it right and I felt a nice calm serene feeling just bubble up
00:06:08| inside me in 12 weeks you'll flip off a deer like literally give a deer the
00:06:14| finger you deer you know and something like don't you love nature you'd be like
00:06:20| tell it to shove it up its own fist hole oh really
00:06:24| what's a pistol you'd be like I could see like the first employee that gets
00:06:28| fired and it's just having the worst day ever
00:06:30| they're just like shoving the deer out of the way
00:06:36| oddly Derek they're throwing it in the water and like chasing after it
00:06:42| oh dear think they're playing so that's my smirk in smile wow I really thought
00:06:54| that smile come through you feel Remora laxed already in yep I'm good well mine
00:07:01| is I guess it a smirk smile so you know how girlfriend your way whoever you're
00:07:08| always hanging around and you got to do stuff together
00:07:11| yeah well it's always with their friends and then their friends are either
00:07:16| married or have their boyfriends and then like you're like supposed to just
00:07:19| forced into this we're friends cause we're both male we got trying like I
00:07:25| brought my husband cuz you guys can be friends now is what those I can do right
00:07:29| and you have to you always start with sports or whatever and like yeah usually
00:07:35| my physical stuff you're like oh you had a cool drum set so there's this dude
00:07:40| James I need any dates her friend Fran and I'm like I know I'm for like four
00:07:46| years now he's like really tall he's hard to talk to I'm like because he's
00:07:50| tall oh look it's like it's like really gonna lean up a little bit you know
00:07:54| crick in your neck he seems like he just looks nice looking normal guy and I'm
00:07:59| like there's nothing interesting about him
00:08:02| no not even possible he served as any sort of Llanelli interesting oh no I
00:08:08| mean I don't really hear him talk like he doesn't talk a lot so I'm like so I
00:08:13| see him all the time I finally see him at this party over the weekend and uh I
00:08:18| was like yo James what's up and then we started talking to Eagles I was like oh
00:08:22| that's right he's like a fairly intelligent Eagles guy like he gets next
00:08:25| level he's not just repeating stuff he hears other people say suppose he's
00:08:29| having some fun combo and then I was like forgetting you Flyers guy and he
00:08:32| was like oh yeah so so Nolan Patrick house like you know this is cool I got
00:08:36| the job but this guy now I'm feeling him a little better
00:08:38| he's not as tall anymore and then um I remembered he worked in electronics they
00:08:44| need this stereo stuff and I was like what do you know about him
00:08:46| he's like reading the Bluetooth or this and I was like oh my god
00:08:49| set me up and we started going on about this and then I was like it depends on
00:08:54| my headphones what kind of electronics I want to
00:08:56| listen to and I was like streaming only does under 28 get KB per second and he's
00:09:01| like right so you only need bluetooth for them if you want some high fidelity
00:09:04| stuff you got to go to this excess website and it for those who want to use
00:09:07| some real wired headphones that really get the highs and lows so I was like
00:09:11| yeah I wanna pick your brain all day and he goes well what kind of music do you
00:09:16| listen to you know and I'm like well like different funk and instrumental
00:09:19| metal and stuff and he's like have you ever heard of like yeah I can feel it
00:09:24| happening he's like like I'm trying to remember what what group of was that he
00:09:31| named it was like one of my favorite groups because then we started talking I
00:09:34| was like do you know this group is and I was like dream he's a giver to Dream
00:09:37| Theater I was like kidding and then he's like I like this guy plenty and he was
00:09:42| like you know plenty which I think I mentioned on the last video that you did
00:09:46| and then like we just started hitting off and we were uh we were best friends
00:09:49| for like necks like 20 minutes we like escape from the girls and like I think
00:09:53| he was getting in trouble for being away so long I was like you should come up
00:09:57| with me on the mountain jam like I was like way over the top Legos yeah and I
00:10:02| was like ooh I'm swimming it's a beautiful ball man ooh man
00:10:06| well hold on so then I was like just come here give me your cell number
00:10:10| because I'm gonna probably I told her about the Google music I just signed up
00:10:13| for mm-hmm I told him I do a podcast he's like that's awesome and I was like
00:10:16| Chantelle I'm shy not don't know I didn't yeah I'm gonna because I don't
00:10:22| drop the question so then had his cell phone number and it was during the
00:10:30| Eagles game or something I was like I was like I drafted a text like a hat
00:10:35| finally running the ball right and then I left it nothing why would I send that
00:10:38| that's so stupid I turn this into who cares so I texted him something about
00:10:47| football and then like he didn't answer for like 10 minutes I was like and then
00:10:50| he wrote back like lol and something else about the game and I was like yeah
00:10:54| and then I was like when you get a chance check out lettuce
00:10:58| it's the funk stuff I listen to and then like old day went by another
00:11:02| guy I didn't check him out and he takes it back and he was like oh
00:11:04| not what I expected blah blah check out this it was like best friend it was just
00:11:09| best friend it it was hard to tell should I text should I not tax check
00:11:15| relax a little bit by coming over the top and then if he sees his podcast he's
00:11:20| gonna be like no I can't tell him that podcast oh damn
00:11:27| anyway it just not gets a smile hopefully pretty cool do you think your
00:11:32| mutual girls are both like hey I have this boyfriend that's actually gay a me
00:11:38| too and actually they secretly don't want this to happen
00:11:45| Oh cuz you'll be better friends than they are to each other yeah they get
00:11:49| regice and then uh-huh and neither of them said that but you could sense it a
00:11:54| little bit like whoa they're hitting it off too good
00:11:57| what's let's corral that yeah did you know James thinks your nose is really
00:12:03| stupid he said yeah well in a manner of
00:12:07| speaking yes he did I'll be like really it can't be true yeah my nose does he
00:12:13| know I broke at an open concert oh because I think he see dope Wow
00:12:19| best mates porcupine trait oh yeah I was like what and uh right now we're in the
00:12:28| dating process it's very scary your heart flutters you don't know too much
00:12:32| my two little Lancer you've got answering know what he says hey not to
00:12:40| bother you but I texted you last night and it's a pact but you did post on
00:12:46| Facebook four hours ago so I can see your lips ceases bubbling it's bubbling
00:12:53| you're about to say so wait you're not saying anything
00:12:56| [Laughter] hello so that was smiles they're pretty
00:13:04| good right very good yeah I feel good both those fantastic let me see I have
00:13:11| one correction from last I'd won as well oh really you wanna hit
00:13:16| me hit me with yours now yours first please
00:13:19| so my the car game that you ramp up and get coins no coins keys from the city it
00:13:25| was a San Francisco rush oh that was a cookie that was awesome heaven
00:13:30| Destruction Derby down like the bottom like it would like you drop down and
00:13:33| then you don't destroy yourself and that's why it made me think of it the
00:13:37| destruction an earthy part mm-hmm good correction there good you know I'm glad
00:13:41| no one at the comments got that right but most of our listeners are actually
00:13:44| idiots I have a correction as well last episode when Dan was asking me a series
00:13:54| of questions he said scientists and I had to pick
00:13:57| between white and black really I was thinking black and you know how I
00:14:02| know this anytime someone says scientist I think of the scientists from half-life
00:14:07| who said it's in the test chamber Gordon the test chamber and then you meet all
00:14:13| three scientists and it's too old or white guys my favor is the black
00:14:16| scientist because he kind of boogies me to have these weird animations right so
00:14:22| um when Dan said scientists really I was thinking african-american okay black we
00:14:28| focus at the correction we forgive you thank you
00:14:34| I also have one clarification Oh what clarification yeah this is a different
00:14:37| action this is a after the fact knowledge that I gained so there is that
00:14:43| that one girl who I played words with friends with who's in Australia that
00:14:47| she's ever listened to the bottom yeah well actually I found that via Google
00:14:53| Analytics I can tell that she watched six minutes of an episode and unfriended
00:14:58| me entirely since and hasn't said anything pretty big bomb she uh did you
00:15:07| know her I didn't like to find here why is this I don't you ever seen you speak
00:15:14| and heard it and all that like seeing how your face worship plastic I don't
00:15:19| know did she think you're a 21 year old Swedish guy no she she knew I was like
00:15:25| middle-aged I could just imagine a younger version of myself looking at
00:15:36| myself now and being like who is this I don't give a shit what he says
00:15:41| like a Breville podcaster he'll rebel oh oh knock him right in the kisser come on
00:15:48| you and say I will take the six minutes cuz I thought that was more than she
00:15:51| would have normally given me so in other words her computer froze up she couldn't
00:15:56| get you off the screen huh no she ended it intentionally she was trying to find
00:16:00| words about herself mm-hmm she got she didn't hear herself and she figured
00:16:05| better state sorry yeah so it is a little self-centered
00:16:11| definitely is the biased I'm sorry um the podcast would like make
00:16:18| say something oh really oh no oh my gosh edit this episode now god damn it night
00:16:34| good night buddy wait okay thanks turn off the light he's gonna turn off the
00:16:46| light thanks buddy does it have a website with
00:16:59| a lock on your door nobody knocks just like to Kalama because of that
00:17:34| you're gonna say about your butt fuck yes well I have back back scratch it
00:17:39| doesn't look like my ass to them that this is my ass
00:17:43| this is back ass back ass back well cut we're gonna cut that out
00:17:51| anyways though so when do we jump back in now yeah sure I'm not gonna cut it so
00:17:57| it's true it's like honestly dammit hey rude you thought trading room I thought
00:18:05| train okay we're doing something we don't do on adding a new element oh and
00:18:12| we only do it on Thursday it's literally brand new to our show if
00:18:18| anyone tries to use it we'll sue them to infinity so what's our copyrighted
00:18:24| material right here will we call its old Thursday throwback oh I heard that on
00:18:28| the radio today yeah it's like pursuing fm1 oh whatever whatever hears on b57
00:18:40| I'm gonna sue them personally a 95 coming for your ass
00:18:46| I just lose had a random thought today when I was getting ready for the show I
00:18:50| don't think remember what you had install games on Dass hmm I mean yes in
00:18:57| a way yeah this like you like yeah you would have to be so much more tech-savvy
00:19:01| than you are now now you just kind of click and play back then you had to be
00:19:05| like CDs plays dir /w open up the drive and then be like setup done it'll give
00:19:11| you a list set up or install buddy a different ones yeah that was pretty uh
00:19:15| and stuff hey mom what's the how do you do this and she'd be like oh I don't
00:19:21| know yeah no my mom was pretty savvy Oh what she my mom what my dad no problem
00:19:27| and I guess as a kid as soon as you see it once you're like this is what I want
00:19:32| I know how to do it I guess I I feel like maybe I was a
00:19:36| couple times but either way why did my neighbor come over so my neighbor
00:19:41| growing up in the Northeast he was like a real
00:19:45| real heavyset cop but he was like really high ranking and very popular top uh-huh
00:19:49| they made good money and uh he would buy all the electronic stuff before came out
00:19:55| so what he had the first computer that had a megabyte is that possible no yeah
00:20:00| is it yeah possible because either way like he was like it's gonna
00:20:05| revolutionize the world and then he like he would tell us like all this crazy
00:20:10| stuff and uh growing up like I just knew who was skip it was the man but um I
00:20:16| never realized this about him he uh are you clicking the opener for the beer I'm
00:20:22| about to drink no it's driving you nice guess what podcasts anymore except
00:20:33| you're going to be summarized everything up no I got it everyone in the podcast
00:20:38| can follow along except to you okay cuz they're all drinking one beer exactly
00:20:44| just like myself and you're not there behind nothing gonna say about you yeah
00:20:51| um but skip would always come over and he told my dad where the defragmentation
00:20:56| was for a computer um he got Windows 95 it was like the big thing like it was
00:21:03| just crazy stuff and skipper come over and show us and he was always playing
00:21:05| games and using the computer it was nuts and it didn't occur to me until six
00:21:11| weeks ago his name came up I was talking my dad he's like you know that guy was
00:21:15| like the biggest porn hound in the world on our way that's why that's like the
00:21:19| driver so pornography you wouldn't believe it
00:21:22| and I was like skip he's like oh my god you would walk into their living room
00:21:26| and they had like the whole box is a cassettes just a porn don't like whoa
00:21:30| their living room as in he was married and his wife yeah and he had two or
00:21:35| three two kids Wow like your age a little older so like he's kind of weird
00:21:44| he you know what he was he was um the older one John he wasn't gone it's too
00:21:49| much and like the Cub Scouts he was heavy
00:21:53| huh but that does Drive something where technology's really driven by sex and
00:22:00| other people yeah oh that's ray versus on the other yeah
00:22:05| company right would each like DVD right on the war
00:22:10| so anyway because the pornography did they they get better porn on yeah blue
00:22:16| right is this a no no I'm Sony backed pornography the UM HD did I hurt you
00:22:23| HDD that's decision come on but like Sony embraced it they were like what's
00:22:30| up girl home girl no God let's go they were Sony was very front honey it's
00:22:37| getting interesting in the scene and you're like oh oh oh and then it's like
00:22:41| check it out on blu-ray hurry in the middle of the HD DVD but um
00:22:45| yeah apparently that's what killed the HD whatever oh this the other one yeah
00:22:50| the other one that became junk Oh which brings me to my scenario for Dan
00:22:59| Oh awesome I got a scenario I wanna open up love it
00:23:05| hope I don't blow it or hope you do notice for promotions
00:23:10| uh anyway scenario you're walking down the street they're doing the newest
00:23:19| Transformers movie or the newest Avengers movie will say Avengers since I
00:23:23| think you hate transform yes it's that it's great they're gonna stop you today
00:23:29| can you come in and do a nude scene for a hundred and fifty thousand dollars now
00:23:34| keep in mind this is how the nude scene goes down like you're a regular guy
00:23:37| walking down the street they dress you like whatever the bad guy uses powers
00:23:40| grabs you all your clothes file right and the whole audience gasps and then
00:23:46| like for comedic relief your tiny wiener just goes like it moves like and then
00:23:52| everyone has a laugh like two seconds and then you get blasted off the screen
00:23:56| but it's your a1 your real Johnson showing and they want your real weird
00:24:01| tan lines and since they pulled you today you know I'm time to work out so
00:24:04| you probably look like you do right huh is it worth 150 and realizing that
00:24:09| this is the movie that's going to be seen by most of the United States not
00:24:13| $50 no thousand thousand okay the 150k I was I was intrigued because I thought
00:24:23| maybe it was a sex scene and I was like well who's in this girl so who's
00:24:28| watching is it starlet everybody ventures who the hell do you
00:24:31| see the avengers all the Avengers are gonna see but I mean like in person
00:24:35| though who's gonna be there there's probably like 60 stage crew who cares
00:24:39| about who's gonna see it literally they show your move your junk in the movie
00:24:43| it's full frontal nudity like why do you care about the 60 people in there what
00:24:48| about the four hundred million that are gonna see any home money that's why I
00:24:52| worried about like your boss like is it worth 150 K I mean you could always lie
00:24:59| to me like it's not really me but like you know they could freeze for him and
00:25:03| check some tan lines yeah that's it that's Danny Boy the penis double no no
00:25:09| pay no bonus double and yeah it's only frontal right you don't get spun around
00:25:14| somehow no just a problem like blowing me everywhere what do you think I think
00:25:30| for 150 K I could do it I think it would do it yeah obviously can't retire on
00:25:35| this money so your next employer is gonna have seen your penis yeah sure
00:25:42| okay I mean that's whatever I'm not talking up a be rated porno movie that
00:25:47| no one will probably ever seen Avengers but and it's also you're the butt of the
00:25:54| joke like the joke is like you're you're not the most attractive whatever and
00:25:58| you're now a businessman who's been stripped naked and everyone's laughing
00:26:01| for about three seconds then you get whisked away shot away
00:26:03| yeah the wind takes you cuz it's got powers I think I'd be okay doing that
00:26:07| now at my current age if I was like maybe if you were ten years younger and
00:26:12| you ain't know or ten years old or would you be like now who is you have hang
00:26:17| your home ooh that would be more than joke you
00:26:25| could do 250 I definitely that's a quarter mil just like the dog thing a
00:26:33| little bit but this is I think I definitely would do it 150 I'd be able
00:26:40| to do it okay they're just realize for the rest of your life like I think
00:26:43| people well I guess if you're going on to a random Superfresh no one's gonna
00:26:47| know right but if we go into the super fresh in your hometown they'll announce
00:26:51| Kroger's new by the way but you might get super fresh groceries store yes
00:26:57| there I checked is there's a grocery store miss music adjectives to describe
00:27:02| a grocery store not a particular one yeah I was thinking of a grocery store
00:27:06| you're thinking of something that was actually super fresh my grocery stores
00:27:10| are not um yeah I I don't I don't I think you get a lot of unwanted
00:27:14| attention and people would probably could they fire you because you were
00:27:18| naked somewhere else I really don't know that's an interesting question
00:27:21| like once your boss sees your pecker is it like you're terminated real or does
00:27:27| he not look you in the face no more I feel like that might be a good
00:27:34| separation or does he make yes yeah hey hey dance I bet you use a whip yeah I
00:27:42| did that was amazing we have such courage he
00:27:46| puts his hand on your such character and we should get together sometime and talk
00:27:51| with that your life you could tell like the women in the office might be like
00:27:56| disgusted and then other ones might be like reaching out both hands cradle in
00:28:07| that bad boy I don't yep okay that's not good I'll take it
00:28:14| well everyone knows what part of the show it is right now guys
00:28:18| so every challenge yeah this I am wild with rage because I have this vision in
00:28:26| my head they call me a visionary they call me the future they call me the rap
00:28:30| star hip up a lot of us about the bottom is a lot of us in this because you don't
00:28:36| want to know me a lot of a lot of us I bounce and I get a lot of you know I'm
00:28:42| saying I'm sure that yeah but if not it's awesome that I just made that up
00:28:46| copyright point of the content marks let me challenge you got alright hey you
00:29:02| know that girl who sang toxic Britney Spears uh-huh well do you know that
00:29:07| other girl who acted in Golden Girls Betty White Betty White wins two of our
00:29:12| favorites well hold on you're not gonna it's true if it's physical it's in
00:29:15| underwear eel wrestling contest I want them to get go they go a little
00:29:19| inflatable pool and just wrestle some eels and let's see who's got the most
00:29:24| eels in their possession at the end of one minute so you feel that inflatable
00:29:30| pool with a bunch of non toxic non electric eels and then I want them both
00:29:34| just whatever you can use your arms your legs you use your teeth you imagine
00:29:39| Betty White Wow but I want them in there wrestling's meals and whoever gets the
00:29:49| most wins and you can come on the show and me and you can have a little Russ
00:29:53| law you know what I'm saying yes st. Paul if we do get one of these
00:29:58| celebrity stuff just hold a meal we will make our own contest between each other
00:30:03| to wrestle eels wrestle one eel if we can afford an eel oh yeah they might be
00:30:14| really check and check with PETA we respect animals in tirely too much
00:30:19| you just trampled some sort of eel we yeah we just hold it they pick it up
00:30:24| but no heels will be harmed in the filming of that segment to our knowledge
00:30:30| yeah or maybe they gave consent so to summarize what if it you know could give
00:30:38| consent sorry huh to be hurt would PETA have to just back the up off think do
00:30:46| you think apes can do that dangerous if they can the future so we've got Britney
00:30:59| Spears and Betty White in the eel off or eel eel on they're not
00:31:08| electric so I feel like I'm blowing a really huge opportunity feel like
00:31:12| there's a joke or like geez it'll come to me later yeah sure we'll
00:31:17| bring it back my dreams make sexy back ah so interesting that we should move on
00:31:27| to our next segment here huh do you have would that be well as nervous as I am
00:31:36| about home security you are you always say it yeah and as cheap as I am we
00:31:42| hurry chief I found the cheapest camera I could in the FA's Oh cam Oh 189 10 w
00:31:54| oho you got the 10 dubs that stands for widescreen folks widescreen no are you
00:32:00| green well certainly is it's pretty awesome actually I have a bunch of these
00:32:04| I have like six of em they're all over my house I can see everything that
00:32:07| happens I know exactly when she gets home and
00:32:10| when she leaves no it's for my child because he escaped and it's also lived
00:32:22| into my yeah so I can't get caught in that one I don't think so but these are
00:32:39| pretty good you know they're cheap because they're really hard to use but
00:32:42| I'm tech savvy also so I get to use them all the time and they work on your phone
00:32:47| and you can look and see what's going on you can see when your package is
00:32:51| delivered and who's stealing it and you can curse your neighbor because he's a
00:32:54| bastard how dare you now this is interesting
00:32:58| I would imagine something like this cost in the thousands okay hundreds hundreds
00:33:02| hundreds for the whole thing maybe for one camera no they $59.99 for all of it
00:33:09| for all of one camera yeah Wow it's incredible isn't it
00:33:19| no most certainly is good yeah I think you're gonna say the cheapest security
00:33:25| camera money can buy and talk about the camera you made me buy for the podcast
00:33:29| yeah it does save 300k pixels oh wow you can watch in HD
00:33:37| but a the signal might not be so I might have lied there well you might have but
00:33:42| it's an amazing product oh it's quite good I enjoy it thoroughly
00:33:59| well thank you dad yeah you got something get something on your
00:34:07| back so I'm gonna get something off your back or off your chest
00:34:10| no no no getting deep with it I'm actually looking at my hair i shampooed
00:34:16| for the first time in a few days no like it's longer you notice those
00:34:20| things oh yeah certainly do the back it starts the mullet I like that mullet is
00:34:26| that for season well certainly is since that just got started up and the Flyers
00:34:31| are number one baby actually undefeated at this current rate
00:34:36| I believe Wayne Simmons gonna have somewhere around 280 goals I'll bet a
00:34:41| hold up pretty good pretty good number I did say was a fantastic player in the
00:34:45| previous episode did you yes actually call such a thing you know he's on the
00:34:54| second line right I haven't been able to watch okay it's a whole line I'll just
00:34:59| give you a quick breakdown and you're MacDonald something else still plays for
00:35:03| the defense no one's sure how does he how does he get cut how do you make it
00:35:07| happen money and he makes like 5 million a year
00:35:09| so like it would be they'd have to eat the cap
00:35:13| the other interesting thing is they called up both rookie defenseman San
00:35:19| Haim and Morin hmm but neither dressed for game 1 as we speak the next games
00:35:26| also maybe at least one of them I don't know why you call them up if you're not
00:35:30| gonna dress either but huh it's on the coach other wins yeah keep you another
00:35:38| announcing but there I think you're gonna be good both those guys and you
00:35:43| have to be able to play them over Andrew McDonald what's really wait what it's
00:35:49| not a hockey podcast oh so I'm just breaking down a little the top two lines
00:35:52| so it's like you could set it down and they could get experience in the minors
00:35:56| right well then why is why keep them up if you're not gonna play them but maybe
00:36:01| they're gaining experience by just sitting on the bench and watching are
00:36:03| they even on the video game yeah no if you're not dressed you don't you hang in
00:36:08| the press box they're in the press box mm-hmm that's a joke
00:36:12| that's a joke folks here at the on pan or is we think Dave hakstol is a joke
00:36:17| you come you come get me in my face David I didn't like your tie the other
00:36:22| night either then that have been orange what I will say no it wasn't what that's
00:36:28| exactly that's class terrible coaching that's come that's once a Cisco I want
00:36:35| to mention to you though that the top line is couturier centering new winger
00:36:40| Claude York's oh and Jake overpaid for time Oh interesting which is that line
00:36:50| kind of stops it's kind of good sorry the real line to look out for is Nolan
00:36:55| Patrick centering Simmons and wheel Jordan wheel and listen huh
00:37:01| another guy that traded to one who uh machine bring uh mister mister scan yeah
00:37:09| did I tell you the funniest interaction I ever had with him in real life no so I
00:37:17| saw Brayden Schenn and you know wasn't Mike Richard it may have been no this is
00:37:24| like three or four years ago may have been jvr but goes I know a creature and
00:37:32| I see them in Rittenhouse Square and I was eatin and we're on the pavement so
00:37:36| they had to walk right by us like they were walking down the street I was like
00:37:39| oh sorry I was like yo guys and they kind of looked at me like oh Jesus
00:37:44| Christ I hate what people trying to talk to me that I don't know and I couldn't
00:37:48| stop myself and I was like uh Jamie are Shin and I was looking the third guy and
00:37:55| I froze you know I said great it I even said Brayden I think it's a jbr Brayden
00:38:01| and and I looked at and I just froze and I was like you guys and the guy looked
00:38:07| at me and he gotten real close because they were just happen to be walking by
00:38:10| me he goes it's Luke and I was like it's Brayden Schenn
00:38:15| brother Luke you know they ribbed him right after that right
00:38:21| Oh immediately they were like hey everyone was brewed why not you Luke he
00:38:25| was like shut up that guy's an idiot and it was I don't know how I didn't
00:38:30| recognize his own brother but that's me huh yeah was there uh you
00:38:38| just loved that line the new yesterday is building up a new line it's pretty
00:38:43| sexy buried here on the UM panders first
00:38:46| folks it's a sexy line no Patrick's of future and he's good
00:38:53| have you seen of humans no I haven't really seen him cuz last night was the
00:38:57| first game and I fell asleep because it started like 10:50 p.m. here so I just
00:39:01| looked at highlights looks like he's uh described like he's
00:39:08| good at everything but he doesn't have anything that makes me go oh my god it's
00:39:13| incredible like certain guys you're like Jesus Christ that's the fastest human
00:39:18| being I've ever seen or like that's the hardest shot I've ever seen like like
00:39:23| someone I'll put an example of he'll know I'm Patrick as good as on Sidney
00:39:27| Crosby like when I see him play I don't I don't go who the fastest player in the
00:39:31| world or he's amazing he's just been polluted everything do you know II mean
00:39:34| I don't like actually one thing Sidney Crosby is really really good at but not
00:39:38| everyone knows his back his back hand is ridiculous
00:39:41| he passes off it he shoots all of it he just he just dangles off but he but I
00:39:46| heard he uses an almost flat stick hmm so that you know you can't keep the
00:39:53| strength and you're back in that way I wonder how you abused your child to make
00:39:56| him have a better backhand you can you can take away his left hand or his right
00:40:02| hand how do you make him so he can't shoot forward you stick them to all
00:40:08| that's house duct tape on his back and he's just now back a nose okay so you
00:40:22| think that's what happened to send a kid big Mario tape them cuz they live
00:40:26| together and that was a weird living arrangement right yeah I think that's
00:40:31| behind you know he the promo where he's always shooting all the pucks into the
00:40:34| dryer yeah let me back in ya know he was you didn't taped up against the wall
00:40:40| thank you nobody would be awesome to say oh this
00:40:49| brings us to our main topic if he's ashamed of his forehand do you ever
00:40:53| think about that yeah because I also saw a special flag he scores on the forehead
00:40:58| so much do you know why no this is legit thing 95 percent of players you get all
00:41:05| your strength from the Flex and the stick uh-huh like you you build a ball
00:41:09| is torque when you pull back and you yeah but it's like a whip cushion right
00:41:14| so you're you put your weight down on the blade and you pull on the puck and
00:41:19| it's cradled in a position where the curve isn't you just you flick it that's
00:41:23| like we're all your strength comes from if you watch Sidney Crosby doesn't even
00:41:28| flex when he shoots he shovels everything he does do you know why it's
00:41:33| no real cause it's bowling right and it goalie is always goalie looks at the
00:41:37| small movements in your your weight the way you shift your weight before you
00:41:41| shoot because before you really shoot you kind of you've leaned into a shot
00:41:44| and then let go with Sidney Crosby he'll be going forehand back in a foreign
00:41:48| Becklund and and before he's even going back in it's it's all part of the shot
00:41:52| so he doesn't lean right so it's not as fast as a lot of shots but it comes off
00:41:56| the stick much quicker and the goalie he didn't even know it was being shot
00:42:00| because he's looking for visual cues that's why he doesn't know his eyes
00:42:03| either he's got dead eyes he just kind of stood at her to hand as he shoots
00:42:06| right and he doesn't still do it I would be too if I lived in Pittsburgh area
00:42:15| don't go say please yeah and pandering uh I'm panners can click unfollow right
00:42:20| so after you click patreon help us get you out of Pittsburgh will donate $1 for
00:42:32| every person hurt that gives us $10 to get out of Pittsburgh what kind of fun
00:42:38| with that go to get out of Pittsburgh free London saw it and we didn't say
00:42:42| where they would go so Pittsburgh suburbs that account and
00:42:49| it's genius get out of Pittsburgh car whoo we didn't do well with the word we
00:42:58| do have a word I got one real quick I kind of have what do you I have a word
00:43:03| if you've played Borderlands you have played board that has and I feel like
00:43:08| with you probably but I was on that game all the time but what there's one enemy
00:43:15| that just oh there you go scag I love that this guy is the best name for that
00:43:21| I know enter to you immediately know that it's worthless and you want to kill
00:43:25| it that's a good point wait scag was the word I died yeah you
00:43:29| did I'm good I'm pander well it was good setup that's awesome good job dance good
00:43:36| finish good job Nick ooh so you got a word too apparently oblique Ettore
00:43:44| there's a few toxic gating moments and flaming bags of poop and a judge there's
00:43:52| an obligatory cleanup an obligatory appearance in court I think it's a
00:43:56| stupid word I think it's a stupid idea I think the judge shove it up his a-hole
00:44:02| unless he finds this video in which case I'm really really sorry
00:44:06| I didn't mean any harm by it and I will make society better if you don't punish
00:44:11| me so you got a obliged the obligatory then you can't unab Lodge it or not why
00:44:20| don't you could you oblige it was a stop clicking oh sorry I don't like that okay
00:44:33| next segment pain topic and you're gonna run this one what is the main topic is
00:44:38| it fake news is that what you said before
00:44:41| sounds like you gotta take a piss yeah fake news because I listen to so much of
00:44:48| it all the time uh-huh well what do you know is real what do you know a state
00:44:52| how do you know I just ignore every piece of news that comes out so head
00:44:58| even know that he's still alive in our hearts he is yes
00:45:03| so I think but the I guess I would never know I don't really know well we'll take
00:45:09| it as a simple fact that you never know anything firsthand dude I mean you
00:45:16| almost have to assume a lot of things you always get that like certain stars
00:45:19| have passed away and then you have to wait a period of time before you
00:45:23| actually know that they're dead is someone even man you don't know no you
00:45:27| just it becomes like so preposterous that they liven this many people would
00:45:33| be lying or fooled that it becomes ridiculous right yeah but you've never
00:45:38| met them so if you believe in solves is if you wouldn't really care right
00:45:42| we don't know anyway but we most News I receive wherever it's from I take with
00:45:49| the ones I really believe I can with like 98% magnitude um like for the most
00:45:54| part chances are its real unless a hell of a lot of coincidences conspiracies
00:45:59| and people are involved it does make me not react to his news stories I'll read
00:46:04| them and I'll just shove them in the back and say you know I'll come back to
00:46:06| that later like unless it through saying news you get right away could be faked
00:46:11| but as time progresses you believe it more and more okay
00:46:15| I don't disagree with that will actually do a quick researched thumbnail panders
00:46:23| I said it folks research Wow cutbacks I know facts and they X send it
00:46:33| to my fax going family I tried that's not a fax anyway so I found this article
00:46:47| in the New York Tim's must have cutoff times Eric Tucker the gentleman in Texas
00:46:57| right average Joe I think he worked for an ad company something else on Twitter
00:47:04| he had 40 followers it's hard to have that few followers yes eventually get
00:47:10| pots whatever I don't care he tweeted out that um
00:47:15| three pictures he took a picture of buses driving by buses parked somewhere
00:47:21| like near a park in Texas and then the buses in the distance so it's three
00:47:26| pictures of buses and heat he claims that he saw them oh then they were all
00:47:31| like the same bus it was a charter bus like four of them in a row whoa what's
00:47:35| going on down today it was the night of the election and Donald Trump won and in
00:47:44| his town there were protests as well as many counts and he sent out a tweet that
00:47:50| said interesting I saw all these busses come in right when the protesters
00:47:55| arrived it seems like all these demonstrators are fake news get bussed
00:48:00| in to protest Trump and it was like Trump 2016
00:48:04| whatever hashtag now he did not see any protesters he did not put two and two
00:48:09| together he just he claims that it was just well that's pretty coincidental
00:48:13| it's probably true it's what he said within 24 hours actually six hours later
00:48:22| it ended up on reddit on the front page and someone ran with it said can you
00:48:28| believe what the Liberals will do anything they're even faking protests to
00:48:34| take down our president it got 300 comments on reddit so that made it one
00:48:38| of the higher comments of the day right yeah then it got retweeted on Twitter it
00:48:44| got shared or retweeted 16,000 times it's a lot especially for a guy with 40
00:48:50| flowers Wow incredible actually then it got on Facebook scream capped
00:48:57| and everything with how the fake media is sending in protesters to protest
00:49:01| Trump but they're all actors now there are six o'clock news showing you how ah
00:49:05| three hundred and fifty thousand shares on Facebook Wow
00:49:10| good number rank bonds yeah it gets even a little better
00:49:17| Donald Trump won the presidency wha-wha-wha it started circulating on
00:49:21| some local news and the news reports said we can't verify but it seems to be
00:49:27| that we have someone so were wheeling and fake people were
00:49:30| protesting and then they said we can't verify clocks a couple others that night
00:49:37| or rather than next night Donald Trump tweeted about it
00:49:41| weirdly defeat how he said I'm glad I won the election exclamation point
00:49:48| how sad some people had to send in fake protestors to protest me in Texas
00:49:53| exclamation point sad I don't know something like that full guy who tweeted
00:49:58| it originally he deleted his tweet once the president did it he was getting too
00:50:03| much heat reporters were calling him and asking him where he saw his stuff
00:50:06| happening he said well I didn't see it happened and they said well it's news
00:50:09| now like where did you see it he said I didn't see it I just think it might have
00:50:13| happened so he thrown a big apology he wrote that it was fake right uh-huh cuz
00:50:20| he got paid on Twitter well sure whatever reason okay he wrote that it's
00:50:25| fake he got 29 retweets and 27 likes wait a
00:50:33| second that's it Oh 29 and 20 seconds someone else took his thing and then
00:50:38| made it big it wasn't him maybe big wait other people did they ran with it and
00:50:43| when he admitted it was fake like he he said it wasn't a fact it was just what
00:50:48| he thought kind of it got 29 retweets that's fifteen point nine nine nine
00:50:56| thousand less space debris got like it's almost like everyone solved the same
00:51:02| account say sorry guys it was fake and everyone was like I don't care I liked
00:51:08| it when it was real like dude I mean I want to believe this
00:51:11| exactly but like he admitted it and it only got 29 shares essentially versus
00:51:17| sixteen thousand shares on Twitter or I'm you're veracity you don't care and
00:51:24| it's just crazy um I was just looking up fake news and how it spreads and how it
00:51:29| doesn't because of the recent tragedy in Las Vegas do you know that they were
00:51:34| running a Google's running a front page story it was a second result if you
00:51:40| typed in Vegas shooting it was a fake story made up by fortune
00:51:44| huh I'm trying with it exactly I've got media well think of this how does Google
00:51:52| work it's an algorithm system wherever's going to share the most on the most
00:51:56| reputable sites you know what's a reputable site so it was like a box a
00:52:01| reputable site and BuzzFeed and like they're reputable but they're not fact
00:52:06| check newspaper you know I mean but don't fake news sites that show up on
00:52:10| Google right which doesn't any may not be no do you have this research no no
00:52:19| I'm just pulling this on my I was thinking about like that I'm gonna go
00:52:25| back to trump there's that one Trump I guess a rally where people were like
00:52:29| hitting I guess a woman who was diverse and ethnic and they're saying that the
00:52:39| people were bused in also that were causing fights inside of rallies which
00:52:46| you don't know you don't know who's like starting the contest and who's being a
00:52:53| jerk because you only see like the middle portion or the woman's getting
00:52:56| pushed around right you can see that medium you can't see the history you
00:53:00| can't see the aftermath usually and no one seems to care yeah about the history
00:53:05| or the aftermath they just want to tell their story or moved it right they want
00:53:10| to anymore push their narrative yeah exactly well so the top five fake
00:53:16| news stories that were shared on Facebook were all about trauma actually
00:53:22| the number one wasn't I lied number one fake story from last year was Obama has
00:53:30| banned the Pledge of Allegiance in schools I don't know who made it up I
00:53:36| don't know where it came from it was shared 2.1 million times on face my god
00:53:40| and it was as an article like this is an article was really happened and do you
00:53:48| think the people there's actual people that are deciding that like you know I
00:53:51| don't like Obama so I'm gonna I'm gonna share this retweet it
00:53:54| I stopped or anything most I would imagine 70% of
00:53:59| those shares were just like if you're pro Obama you obviously don't share that
00:54:05| and if you're neutral you're probably my chair you might not and if you're anti
00:54:11| you definitely share right yeah do you think that people are legitimately
00:54:15| liking it or do you think they're manipulating the system like having BOTS
00:54:19| baccala I think a lot of it is BOTS well do I didn't do any research into the
00:54:23| recent stuff it seems like every week I read a story where the Russian
00:54:29| propaganda I did the election yeah I don't know that it affected it but I do
00:54:34| believe something was going on right I think Putin likes messing with the US
00:54:39| and making it seem like he's got some sway right right so his ego by saying I
00:54:43| can control the world I agree so I don't think he's technically stealing the
00:54:47| election from anyone I mean people still voted and I actually think it hardly
00:54:52| influenced the election at all I can't see myself I'm different than most
00:54:57| people looking at the sidebar on Facebook and then changing my mind who
00:55:02| to vote for [Music]
00:55:04| you're about to vote I'm going to vote today you look to the right you're like
00:55:09| my goodness Mildred did you hear Osama is banning the Hillary Clinton bands
00:55:16| involved in pizza game sure about pizza me
00:55:19| no I didn't but do you vote I did oh you did that did I do well I don't vote
00:55:27| really I'm neutral and most but the next one I will vote because I just see all
00:55:31| bunch of bullshit go on what about this you didn't vote on this one you didn't
00:55:36| think bullshit were going to help I didn't like there's a problem in sure I
00:55:41| I didn't think you'd win I thought was ridiculous that anyone thought he could
00:55:45| win I thought he would get like 30% of the vote if that interest and that's why
00:55:51| you voted for him twice actually you have the dead soldiers so they already
00:55:58| know like a social secur where I went and voted for Trump not once folks was
00:56:04| his name Lieutenant Dan yeah yes no actually I write in my own vote for
00:56:11| every presidential election I've been doing it since I could vote you bring
00:56:14| your own crown I didn't say it was me I'm not gonna share that that's private
00:56:21| information I don't have to share know you type it in and write my note twice
00:56:33| um do you know the pizza gate story though I don't know the pizza gate story
00:56:37| okay this one came out but I think this is before the election also um the idea
00:56:46| was the Clintons and someone named Soros some multi billionaire he you know the
00:56:53| telecom sure he he's the puppet master he pull strings
00:56:56| I don't know I'm not for the record of this pot is not very liberal or
00:57:01| conservative so I don't think we or international keep going sir I think
00:57:08| we're international that's our flavor yeah
00:57:10| Australia babe but uh Zella StyleWatch minutes six minutes
00:57:17| that's only six I know you're done with me how most of your college life went
00:57:26| yeah hold on pizza gate okay it's been not come on
00:57:33| I think this became big on reddit what I noticed is a lot of these are started on
00:57:41| internet well or drop truths we don't know there are some things that are true
00:57:46| there are some weird things there are perverted things they I think it's
00:57:51| unfiltered they're on 4chan bubbling with like weird people and basement
00:57:55| dwellers but also probably some people who were in the know I don't know so I
00:58:00| don't could be like Anderson Cooper no I was just going with someone who
00:58:05| literally saw an event happened like someone like first reporters like not
00:58:10| word-of-mouth like someone who actually saw something messed up or something
00:58:13| crazy or something weird sir you were there he's like yeah I was and then you
00:58:17| couldn't describe it there were kids for Chin's anonymous that's true so I
00:58:24| mean you can say whatever the hell you want which is dangerous and you could
00:58:27| probably tell the truth sometimes there are nasty things that come in a Fortran
00:58:31| fortune right right so then I think it makes it into like reddit twitter area
00:58:36| and then I think it's stolen and screencap for Facebook what I also find
00:58:43| interest has the biggest community obviously Freyja most Pollard do you
00:58:51| think Facebook's also the dumbest medium just by proxy it has the most people but
00:58:57| if you I don't know cuz there's there was a point where
00:59:00| Facebook started though was just like it's a college hookup right website and
00:59:04| then my family got in there and then only people that poster people who are
00:59:09| trying to sell themselves or promote something they're not legitimately safe
00:59:14| now the average age of Facebook is much
00:59:17| older probably like in the 40s now notice right maybe even I forties for
00:59:22| all we know counting like some seven year olds and stuff they're joining I
00:59:25| know like a 94 year old guy like he's always telling me about it
00:59:29| he's like how do you get the like button and stuff and I'm like who cares and
00:59:33| he's like well Mildred just had another grandkid I don't know and it disappeared
00:59:38| I'm looking at this page you're one side all son Jimmy from watch McCall is over
00:59:43| here and I'm like God you change pages he's like I don't know I but those
00:59:51| people are sharing the guy have an uncle actually he's super super Republican the
00:59:59| only reason I say this cuz that's how he defined his life he's buried he sees you
01:00:04| and he's like um yeah that's the first thing he tells you is that he believes
01:00:08| in the Constitution and he's super Republican you're like I was just asking
01:00:11| for a name he um so he's new to Facebook as of a year ago
01:00:16| maybe two we think a year and a half and then he just posts all the obnoxious
01:00:20| things oh my god he shares everything that comes across this table and like
01:00:24| it's like cheese but do you think that's where most of these shares are coming
01:00:29| from some BOTS and then some people will just share everything they kind of agree
01:00:33| with if you want good luck for the rest of your life please pass on to ten
01:00:36| friends chain letters man I remember Kane emails I used to get so many of
01:00:42| those and I still do somehow and it's all for old people
01:00:46| yeah I guess dude that's awesome old people I am for a while face my life
01:00:56| where I would literally send them and be like something could be like lol just
01:01:00| kidding but like really I was sending it to 15 people huh wishing for luck or
01:01:04| that I didn't die now I almost welcome them I'm like please please please and
01:01:08| let's be shameless and if it is I'm like yes and then I hit delete and be like
01:01:12| kill me kill me kill me god I you need to make a bot and that will email that
01:01:17| person back 15 yeah I can't believe it it's not a thing maybe defining the
01:01:27| chain mail is tougher for a thing of it you know they all have like the same
01:01:31| format right yeah they pretty much are are yeah the Sudanese Prince wants all
01:01:35| of your money but he's gonna give you most of hey
01:01:38| which is a lot more than what you have it is donate it all right now so you can
01:01:43| get money back and for deterrence yeah yeah where else I did want to read
01:01:49| what's the interesting thing yeah it's a lot of reading for uninteresting facts
01:01:55| keep going no this is an interesting fact so we were just saying Facebook
01:02:00| might not be the smartest place on the internet yeah but it has the most people
01:02:04| which I think the more people was stupid or something gets but anyway do you know
01:02:10| what the five five top fake crime news stories on Facebook work as is these
01:02:15| were reported as crimes that you could click the article read mm-hmm but they
01:02:19| never happen there's no credence in fact they never it was just a made-up story
01:02:24| that was a crime they just have to be crimes that were shared the most heinous
01:02:33| this one headline and there's no the article might not even exist woman
01:02:38| arrested for defecating on boss's desk after winning the lottery that's awesome
01:02:44| I would share that yeah I would share that I enjoy that I would defecate on
01:02:48| reading so on all the fake news stories were political very trump anti-trump
01:02:54| proton anti-liberal wearer and he's fake news stories for crime stories have a
01:02:59| different theme number two with 760 thousand shares cinnamon roll can
01:03:06| explodes inside man's but during shop how do you know is the cinnamon he's
01:03:18| just he's just walking out and then back classic pop a classic and pop oh boy um
01:03:33| it's actually kinda before I cut to his side too far I just got a text from
01:03:38| someone who interrupts with the podcast I don't know his name's to who huge text
01:03:43| me about final fantasy no why it's a game that's been out for years
01:03:47| what I will say about him real quick though is this last story about the
01:03:52| cinnamon bun do you know he pays girls not to eat cinnamon rolls out of his
01:03:58| butt but just sprinkle cinnamon on his butt huh his be whole do me I thought it
01:04:03| was because ik hold on he's not they're not doing anything to it he just wants
01:04:09| him to sprinkle like heaping tablespoons of it on to his butt and then he lets it
01:04:14| sit there like an hour uh-huh I don't look a girl does it's an herbal remedy
01:04:19| it sure is it's taking it orally yeah you're talking about what we did
01:04:25| cinnamon not like the sticks right he sticks
01:04:33| there's the cinnamon stick and he he that's fill it with nutmeg
01:04:39| and she says nutmeg and he says yeah I said so anyway that's the thing in his I
01:04:45| wasn't supposed to share it I know we try and keep him out of the podcast
01:04:49| anymore you know he gets a cup with his girlfriend who doesn't even know about
01:04:52| these other girls giving them nutmeg jabs he wins too anyway that's the huge
01:04:57| for you interestingly enough the third highest shared crime story on Facebook
01:05:03| was Florida man dies in meth lab explosion sounds cool it's a drunk one
01:05:09| after lighting parts on I got number four and five folks number four
01:05:19| police find 19 white female bodies in freezers with black lives matter carved
01:05:26| into the skin that one's dark I thought they were also
01:05:31| really dirty there's nothing tell me what I want at all it was dark I skipped
01:05:37| that one and the last one which had at all
01:05:45| woman stabbed her husband to death because he wouldn't eat her ass and
01:05:51| asses an all the exclamation point how do you share something like that I don't
01:05:58| know I know but what I noticed is our crime stories
01:06:02| seem to want to be comedy we think that's funny
01:06:05| if you ever stare comedy well none of these crime stories we want to share the
01:06:10| comedic ones when it comes to politics we want to share the most polarizing
01:06:15| thing well I think it the crime ones are there's a pretense there because you're
01:06:19| concerned and then by the end you're not oh I like you're like women found dead
01:06:26| because cinnamon rolls they like but the political ones are just pushing an
01:06:34| agenda so I thought an interesting thing that ties it all together is almost
01:06:42| gossip like word of mouth we almost can't gossiping or over the phone you
01:06:48| know I mean old ladies would call each other and gossip this is our new gossip
01:06:52| right yeah they could I mean they could be sitting next to you on the bus and
01:06:56| they'd be texting each other like hey this guy he's got a cliff hanger
01:06:59| sticking out his nose they're not gonna be like yeah um the
01:07:13| other weird thing is it just the polarization of politics is getting
01:07:18| pretty all right give me signals it just seems very polarizing okay are you
01:07:42| trying to didn't work I really had no I was telling you about your thing I'll be
01:07:58| better when you drink more yeah yeah more yeah keep going
01:08:01| Oh people nowadays even interestingly enough did when I was growing up I feel
01:08:11| what you want the news station that you like the look of the people the most you
01:08:16| be like oh she's smoking hot I watch channel 6
01:08:18| oh dude I like I like a look at that awesome reporter on child pen like you
01:08:24| know I mean you picked the hottest weather girl you picked whatever because
01:08:27| all news was essentially the same story just different people were giving it
01:08:31| right mm-hmm sure nowadays it almost seems like you watch
01:08:36| the news that pushes your agenda the most like Fox is very conservative now
01:08:41| like almost openly so yeah in like certain ones are super liberal now like
01:08:48| but they still open they still have a hot anchor or hot weather person well I
01:08:52| wasn't denying that but I'm saying it's changed you don't just watch it for the
01:08:56| hotness you you probably watch it for the leand
01:09:01| if you want to hear pro-trump you you listen to Fox you don't listen to him
01:09:06| like you know I'm trying to go who's super liberal who's CNN is CNN's
01:09:11| available oh yeah they call it the Clinton news network
01:09:16| right oh do they hold I'm CNN thanks yeah but I mean you watch what you want
01:09:22| it here yeah there's so many sources of information you could just be like nope
01:09:27| nope yep take that one take that one right so all news in a way steak news
01:09:33| because you're feeding yourself what you want to hear and before it used to be
01:09:39| you would hear from four to five mediums and you'd have to pick your favorite or
01:09:44| the hottest anchor or whatever now there's literally thousands if not
01:09:48| millions and with that track you can almost find exactly what you're looking
01:09:53| for I do notice that like if you click on any news station it's always the same
01:09:57| kind of category of stuff and it's never about something that's just small that
01:10:03| happens somewhere like you would expect to just say click a button say I want to
01:10:07| just see news from places and it would be all different news and it's like an
01:10:11| accident a killing a sinkhole and a local thing yeah it's this slant on the
01:10:17| big story that everyone is already talking about yeah all the towns have
01:10:21| all the same news now but it's all different sources of news filtered and
01:10:25| then given to given their leaned and leaned or they were
01:10:29| we arrived in yes I guess it's also because ratings drive money so what
01:10:39| point is it news at what point is it ratings like is it just something that
01:10:44| makes money I don't know who you care for your news network I think if you're
01:10:48| don't you have standards if you're on TV you have to have verify things because
01:10:51| it's they can sue you for it why was a journalist major so there is libel and
01:10:56| [Music] libel is also arguable most things I
01:11:02| can't give you the exact breakdown alleged like this is a alleged idle time
01:11:06| right but also there's a as long as they mentioned their source and then the
01:11:12| source becomes liable not that where they go all the way down to that guy who
01:11:17| took one picture and hold on exactly and if he's the source they're all folk and
01:11:23| technically yes and technically if he never said I saw the people get off the
01:11:27| bus and protest Trump he's not on the hook either Oh way back so who the hell
01:11:32| is on the hook all the people that shared it in a way which he million
01:11:38| people right and they're not on the hook because there's 20 million anonymous
01:11:42| people who retweet share and like right mmm-hmm so we've changed the whole news
01:11:48| cycle so that now the most important thing is the fastest the speed of news
01:11:52| that is true and and in the speed of news you lose some verification use some
01:12:00| modicum of truth correct I feel like we've talked about this a little bit
01:12:05| it's probably a common theme speed versus accuracy hmm Crosby has a little
01:12:14| of both but you can't crawl mustache think about it yeah Liz with an older
01:12:20| man I mean something weird still no I think he moved out I thank to the
01:12:26| Playhouse in the back he's the boy house do you think you would like him it um as
01:12:38| a person person yeah like it you Sam in a bar and he was like I know you know
01:12:44| I'm Cindy Crosby I don't care do you want a beer
01:12:46| you know like yeah and then like you listen to him would he be cool he be
01:12:50| whiny I'm so rich and famous but no one really
01:12:53| likes me for me you know why can't it be normal
01:13:03| he has a real boy problem folks I really wouldn't art
01:13:09| I don't know if I've ever had like he's ever had an opinion that he stated
01:13:13| publicly yes he did um I don't like him I just I just don't like him should you
01:13:19| remember that was when he sucker-punched him and then yeah that's right after he
01:13:23| knocked this globe away remember that he was going to pick up his glove and he
01:13:27| swatted it with a stick that's bush league he's got this pretty much like
01:13:31| real boy sandy Cosby has a real boy a real boy problem I don't like me
01:13:39| because use of right versus I don't like him cuz he's real hmm what number was
01:13:47| keynote a minute uh-huh I'm just testing you know I'm pushing your buttons shit
01:13:56| forty I don't say 44 but I don't think it's true yeah I think you're right
01:14:01| thank you right now I'm questioning myself
01:14:04| I think it's 44 yeah how about Darryl Powell it is not good and he was 36 36
01:14:13| and his pre saccharine although I could be wrong
01:14:16| someone's gonna be like hey idiot face nice job stupid mother
01:14:20| rapidfire Damon linkout 10 I thought was towards 19 er it's so weird when players
01:14:34| have the same numbers and then you start to they cross over yeah they're a race
01:14:38| they was 18 18 in here I think he's 18 Kent Mandeville you'll never get this no
01:14:44| you know I know I know my sister my sister
01:14:47| where's number 28 clogged rocks like yeah I see wiped from memory
01:14:52| they used the same damn jerseys every time we got a bunch of these twenty
01:14:56| eighths what do you want Kent Patrick sharp 10 please apply he was nothing was
01:15:05| I thought he was no idea why you're you could be 10 yeah maybe he was 10 maybe
01:15:10| was I'm giving you the hard ones obviously yeah the ones I'll never
01:15:16| remember it what about like billing Tibbets Kyle Kyle call 43 what's he
01:15:21| gonna look it up Kyle caller I do know his number that guy so bad after being
01:15:29| such a hype he was a CCR line baby it was called ER or Richards Kyle Calder
01:15:40| and who's the third one Cece Carter he's sorry yeah
01:15:45| Carter Richards and COBOL 17 18 19 baby boo boo boo Carly 70 richness 18 in 1789
01:15:54| CCR lines that take over the lead um real quick because I know we're winding
01:15:59| down people are like I don't give a shit about the Flyers or there's no keeping
01:16:04| it I want these people to suffer through it you don't know Yuri dopey no is
01:16:07| number 20 you can shove a fist up your own behold
01:16:10| folks just did or the upped Anders um before we wrap it up I'm gonna have to
01:16:18| go without my earpiece for a second day okay so if you're talking just hanging
01:16:22| hang tight I can't hear it so if you're screaming no no no it's gonna be an
01:16:27| awful noise I know folks I've been testing a new product Fila
01:16:35| mesh it's made of 68 percent polyester and it's the most breathable material
01:16:39| ever released on the market blind you're saying fuel up they're out they're done
01:16:43| they don't they don't even do it anymore hey folks you're wrong they still do it
01:16:49| and they do it better than anyone in the goddamn business the feel of seven seven
01:16:53| one eight shirt runs in medium large small get it any goddamn size you want
01:16:57| okay you buy this day be the most breathable
01:17:00| fabric ever crafted cold weather running done warm weather running done it wicks
01:17:06| wet it's unstoppable this thing just drives you to keep
01:17:10| running some people say it's filled with adrenaline
01:17:13| some people say cocaine all over the the neck part just keeps you running it
01:17:18| keeps you running and it won't stop it won't give up and it won't take no for
01:17:22| an answer so you get your feel this shirt at the
01:17:28| store today they come in pretty colors super-lon lemony yellow super limey
01:17:35| yellow all different colors please try and set your neckline the way your hair
01:17:40| ends sharp so I usually grow a little bit
01:17:46| here yeah that's wondering why don't my teacher
01:17:49| shave that bad boy oh you don't yeah no no um you brush it's all in the
01:17:57| same direction no that's natural turn it on eagle on
01:18:00| your chest interestingly enough my first car ever was a Firebird right uh-huh you
01:18:05| go you go just simple no no do you know the single driver the winks at the wings
01:18:10| out like a Phoenix almost yeah if I let it grow I get a bird's head it
01:18:15| goes right here and looks like it's looking to the left and connects to the
01:18:18| wings I don't touch it I don't maim it I don't
01:18:22| do anything that's God's little chest hair he gave me is a Firebird Wow anyway
01:18:28| actually both the Firebirds head because that kind of looks weird under my shirt
01:18:31| so but yeah I grow a Firebird chest hair this is a real story this is not a joke
01:18:37| this is not a it's weird Firebird is a Phoenix right expose himself is on anok
01:18:44| Firebird it's probably pizza Phoenix yeah if I didn't have rights to the
01:18:47| words they were like it's gonna fire her son Firebird so I'm fired yeah bird it's
01:18:54| not bird anyway folks that it's a creature pick it up today
01:18:59| yeah how much was it $7.99 at your local where homeless
01:19:09| people fell hand-me-down huh second second use Goods is your dance
01:19:15| from the eighties you can't even see the color I can't tell I can almost tell us
01:19:24| hello that's yeah that Sheen man it's like it's made of like chrome gold or
01:19:29| something that's what stuff was good man shirts
01:19:33| will really made you know yeah pure asbestos interesting performance
01:19:39| that's athili all Nicole today well I mean we wrapped up some eight news you
01:19:46| backed up some smart smiles and throw bags Corrections questions I send off I
01:19:53| think we can say check the website it's over there her is the website oh it's
01:19:58| right I moved it I moved up here geez I like it up here website phones dangers
01:20:05| that come up and her suck out tables all better okay
01:20:11| that's incredible yeah what right you're still air folks yeah we do like it
01:20:25| folks we like it check us out our socials see you later
01:20:35| up there and I'm dead I met and we are the untanned or enter for Earth
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00:01:12| mean and would you like to say what we do here yeah I think we're old friends
00:01:17| catching up over podcasts vacation or fuzzy yeah and friendly friendly
00:01:23| discourse we're catching up so hard here folks
00:01:26| yes so so hard we like to nail the topics one at a time until we're all
00:01:31| done and then we get to our main topic and then we just hand off on all this
00:01:36| information until we just burst all over your screen within from work more
00:01:40| information first it's refreshing refreshing yes it is I always have to
00:01:49| start every episode we'll all something we call smirk or smile yeah did you have
00:01:54| any smirks I mostly did I had both totally in the same day
00:02:01| [Laughter] were you shoving it in my face Oh spider
00:02:08| was a fingerling happiness uh so so today it was a pretty nice day
00:02:14| and I drove to work you know I parked pretty far away from work because it's
00:02:18| set up like a college campus and it's like I'm like maybe two parking lots
00:02:24| away so uh I have a ways to go and I really gotta pee so I think you don't go
00:02:30| in the bushes it's work Dumbledore in the back you
00:02:33| ever get good live the back door you pee out the back door
00:02:37| if you're parked really close to the car next to you you open your back door and
00:02:41| you open your front door you just pee between them it's a tailgate move we try
00:02:47| that so it's like a stall you put yes yeah and you're peeing okay right on the
00:02:53| ground at facing your vehicle you know what I mean so your vehicles test so it
00:02:57| looks like you're fiddling with something in the car that's a good move
00:03:00| well it's like you're given your seat the old heave-ho you know what I mean
00:03:03| like oh this guy's open his door he's giving this car the business let's not
00:03:07| bother you think he's public your name we we can arrest him no no definitely
00:03:11| give him his car the business let him have it
00:03:13| just let him go till he's finished so I did not do that
00:03:16| okay yeah so I walk up I go to the building second floor I put my stuff
00:03:22| down and then I go to the bathroom but the bathroom to like the the door says
00:03:26| it's out of order like huh so I go upstairs I do my business I'm
00:03:31| sitting there and I noticed you know those little flossers for your teeth
00:03:37| the triangle ones the ones you find all over the ground nowadays I like them
00:03:41| those of all closers I thought there were there's a stack of them it like in
00:03:45| the door jamb like right where like you know that the door meets the wall had
00:03:50| like a little holder and they were just stacked up nice and neat and I was just
00:03:53| like huh who would put those there and also who would use them free take one
00:04:02| free take two I could I could imagine that like some guy prepared his week and
00:04:08| he puts like you know five of them in there one a day well I'm sure that they
00:04:14| weren't like somehow helping the jamb somehow like keeping it from slamming or
00:04:19| clicking or something I don't has to be ideal because I can't
00:04:24| Selin future storing their disposable benefits for future reference on the
00:04:30| floor like that like they're so like precisely and neatly stacked I was just
00:04:37| like there's no way it's not a fall out thing someone's really think yeah all
00:04:42| those pencil stack you take one out and then like it unlocks a secret door and
00:04:47| you're just like wait a second yeah I've been looking at these for eight years
00:04:50| and finally finally pull a value look at the great years and never touched it or
00:04:56| never would you know I'm just forecasting okay the time I the next job
00:05:01| I have which will take another eight years no is that current smile that was
00:05:07| the smirk because I was like how many particles of me and my mouth off this
00:05:16| the smile came a little later when the there's this nice breeze and like the
00:05:20| college campus the setup for the the place I work
00:05:23| it's nice has like these fountains unlike water and like deer like walking
00:05:28| around ducks has like random crap like everywhere and I'm just like little deer
00:05:32| real deer there's like families I don't know what you call a group of deer pot I
00:05:38| believe hot a beer it's actually a murder of Syria look it up people to go
00:05:46| don't be an idiot well this is a new location for me and I
00:05:49| have not been on the campus so this is like my first week so I actually sat
00:05:54| down and like all this wildlife was like chirping away I'm sitting on the water
00:05:59| and like a nice cool breeze came up and I was like damn these people you know
00:06:03| these people got it right and I felt a nice calm serene feeling just bubble up
00:06:08| inside me in 12 weeks you'll flip off a deer like literally give a deer the
00:06:14| finger you deer you know and something like don't you love nature you'd be like
00:06:20| tell it to shove it up its own fist hole oh really
00:06:24| what's a pistol you'd be like I could see like the first employee that gets
00:06:28| fired and it's just having the worst day ever
00:06:30| they're just like shoving the deer out of the way
00:06:36| oddly Derek they're throwing it in the water and like chasing after it
00:06:42| oh dear think they're playing so that's my smirk in smile wow I really thought
00:06:54| that smile come through you feel Remora laxed already in yep I'm good well mine
00:07:01| is I guess it a smirk smile so you know how girlfriend your way whoever you're
00:07:08| always hanging around and you got to do stuff together
00:07:11| yeah well it's always with their friends and then their friends are either
00:07:16| married or have their boyfriends and then like you're like supposed to just
00:07:19| forced into this we're friends cause we're both male we got trying like I
00:07:25| brought my husband cuz you guys can be friends now is what those I can do right
00:07:29| and you have to you always start with sports or whatever and like yeah usually
00:07:35| my physical stuff you're like oh you had a cool drum set so there's this dude
00:07:40| James I need any dates her friend Fran and I'm like I know I'm for like four
00:07:46| years now he's like really tall he's hard to talk to I'm like because he's
00:07:50| tall oh look it's like it's like really gonna lean up a little bit you know
00:07:54| crick in your neck he seems like he just looks nice looking normal guy and I'm
00:07:59| like there's nothing interesting about him
00:08:02| no not even possible he served as any sort of Llanelli interesting oh no I
00:08:08| mean I don't really hear him talk like he doesn't talk a lot so I'm like so I
00:08:13| see him all the time I finally see him at this party over the weekend and uh I
00:08:18| was like yo James what's up and then we started talking to Eagles I was like oh
00:08:22| that's right he's like a fairly intelligent Eagles guy like he gets next
00:08:25| level he's not just repeating stuff he hears other people say suppose he's
00:08:29| having some fun combo and then I was like forgetting you Flyers guy and he
00:08:32| was like oh yeah so so Nolan Patrick house like you know this is cool I got
00:08:36| the job but this guy now I'm feeling him a little better
00:08:38| he's not as tall anymore and then um I remembered he worked in electronics they
00:08:44| need this stereo stuff and I was like what do you know about him
00:08:46| he's like reading the Bluetooth or this and I was like oh my god
00:08:49| set me up and we started going on about this and then I was like it depends on
00:08:54| my headphones what kind of electronics I want to
00:08:56| listen to and I was like streaming only does under 28 get KB per second and he's
00:09:01| like right so you only need bluetooth for them if you want some high fidelity
00:09:04| stuff you got to go to this excess website and it for those who want to use
00:09:07| some real wired headphones that really get the highs and lows so I was like
00:09:11| yeah I wanna pick your brain all day and he goes well what kind of music do you
00:09:16| listen to you know and I'm like well like different funk and instrumental
00:09:19| metal and stuff and he's like have you ever heard of like yeah I can feel it
00:09:24| happening he's like like I'm trying to remember what what group of was that he
00:09:31| named it was like one of my favorite groups because then we started talking I
00:09:34| was like do you know this group is and I was like dream he's a giver to Dream
00:09:37| Theater I was like kidding and then he's like I like this guy plenty and he was
00:09:42| like you know plenty which I think I mentioned on the last video that you did
00:09:46| and then like we just started hitting off and we were uh we were best friends
00:09:49| for like necks like 20 minutes we like escape from the girls and like I think
00:09:53| he was getting in trouble for being away so long I was like you should come up
00:09:57| with me on the mountain jam like I was like way over the top Legos yeah and I
00:10:02| was like ooh I'm swimming it's a beautiful ball man ooh man
00:10:06| well hold on so then I was like just come here give me your cell number
00:10:10| because I'm gonna probably I told her about the Google music I just signed up
00:10:13| for mm-hmm I told him I do a podcast he's like that's awesome and I was like
00:10:16| Chantelle I'm shy not don't know I didn't yeah I'm gonna because I don't
00:10:22| drop the question so then had his cell phone number and it was during the
00:10:30| Eagles game or something I was like I was like I drafted a text like a hat
00:10:35| finally running the ball right and then I left it nothing why would I send that
00:10:38| that's so stupid I turn this into who cares so I texted him something about
00:10:47| football and then like he didn't answer for like 10 minutes I was like and then
00:10:50| he wrote back like lol and something else about the game and I was like yeah
00:10:54| and then I was like when you get a chance check out lettuce
00:10:58| it's the funk stuff I listen to and then like old day went by another
00:11:02| guy I didn't check him out and he takes it back and he was like oh
00:11:04| not what I expected blah blah check out this it was like best friend it was just
00:11:09| best friend it it was hard to tell should I text should I not tax check
00:11:15| relax a little bit by coming over the top and then if he sees his podcast he's
00:11:20| gonna be like no I can't tell him that podcast oh damn
00:11:27| anyway it just not gets a smile hopefully pretty cool do you think your
00:11:32| mutual girls are both like hey I have this boyfriend that's actually gay a me
00:11:38| too and actually they secretly don't want this to happen
00:11:45| Oh cuz you'll be better friends than they are to each other yeah they get
00:11:49| regice and then uh-huh and neither of them said that but you could sense it a
00:11:54| little bit like whoa they're hitting it off too good
00:11:57| what's let's corral that yeah did you know James thinks your nose is really
00:12:03| stupid he said yeah well in a manner of
00:12:07| speaking yes he did I'll be like really it can't be true yeah my nose does he
00:12:13| know I broke at an open concert oh because I think he see dope Wow
00:12:19| best mates porcupine trait oh yeah I was like what and uh right now we're in the
00:12:28| dating process it's very scary your heart flutters you don't know too much
00:12:32| my two little Lancer you've got answering know what he says hey not to
00:12:40| bother you but I texted you last night and it's a pact but you did post on
00:12:46| Facebook four hours ago so I can see your lips ceases bubbling it's bubbling
00:12:53| you're about to say so wait you're not saying anything
00:12:56| [Laughter] hello so that was smiles they're pretty
00:13:04| good right very good yeah I feel good both those fantastic let me see I have
00:13:11| one correction from last I'd won as well oh really you wanna hit
00:13:16| me hit me with yours now yours first please
00:13:19| so my the car game that you ramp up and get coins no coins keys from the city it
00:13:25| was a San Francisco rush oh that was a cookie that was awesome heaven
00:13:30| Destruction Derby down like the bottom like it would like you drop down and
00:13:33| then you don't destroy yourself and that's why it made me think of it the
00:13:37| destruction an earthy part mm-hmm good correction there good you know I'm glad
00:13:41| no one at the comments got that right but most of our listeners are actually
00:13:44| idiots I have a correction as well last episode when Dan was asking me a series
00:13:54| of questions he said scientists and I had to pick
00:13:57| between white and black really I was thinking black and you know how I
00:14:02| know this anytime someone says scientist I think of the scientists from half-life
00:14:07| who said it's in the test chamber Gordon the test chamber and then you meet all
00:14:13| three scientists and it's too old or white guys my favor is the black
00:14:16| scientist because he kind of boogies me to have these weird animations right so
00:14:22| um when Dan said scientists really I was thinking african-american okay black we
00:14:28| focus at the correction we forgive you thank you
00:14:34| I also have one clarification Oh what clarification yeah this is a different
00:14:37| action this is a after the fact knowledge that I gained so there is that
00:14:43| that one girl who I played words with friends with who's in Australia that
00:14:47| she's ever listened to the bottom yeah well actually I found that via Google
00:14:53| Analytics I can tell that she watched six minutes of an episode and unfriended
00:14:58| me entirely since and hasn't said anything pretty big bomb she uh did you
00:15:07| know her I didn't like to find here why is this I don't you ever seen you speak
00:15:14| and heard it and all that like seeing how your face worship plastic I don't
00:15:19| know did she think you're a 21 year old Swedish guy no she she knew I was like
00:15:25| middle-aged I could just imagine a younger version of myself looking at
00:15:36| myself now and being like who is this I don't give a shit what he says
00:15:41| like a Breville podcaster he'll rebel oh oh knock him right in the kisser come on
00:15:48| you and say I will take the six minutes cuz I thought that was more than she
00:15:51| would have normally given me so in other words her computer froze up she couldn't
00:15:56| get you off the screen huh no she ended it intentionally she was trying to find
00:16:00| words about herself mm-hmm she got she didn't hear herself and she figured
00:16:05| better state sorry yeah so it is a little self-centered
00:16:11| definitely is the biased I'm sorry um the podcast would like make
00:16:18| say something oh really oh no oh my gosh edit this episode now god damn it night
00:16:34| good night buddy wait okay thanks turn off the light he's gonna turn off the
00:16:46| light thanks buddy does it have a website with
00:16:59| a lock on your door nobody knocks just like to Kalama because of that
00:17:34| you're gonna say about your butt fuck yes well I have back back scratch it
00:17:39| doesn't look like my ass to them that this is my ass
00:17:43| this is back ass back ass back well cut we're gonna cut that out
00:17:51| anyways though so when do we jump back in now yeah sure I'm not gonna cut it so
00:17:57| it's true it's like honestly dammit hey rude you thought trading room I thought
00:18:05| train okay we're doing something we don't do on adding a new element oh and
00:18:12| we only do it on Thursday it's literally brand new to our show if
00:18:18| anyone tries to use it we'll sue them to infinity so what's our copyrighted
00:18:24| material right here will we call its old Thursday throwback oh I heard that on
00:18:28| the radio today yeah it's like pursuing fm1 oh whatever whatever hears on b57
00:18:40| I'm gonna sue them personally a 95 coming for your ass
00:18:46| I just lose had a random thought today when I was getting ready for the show I
00:18:50| don't think remember what you had install games on Dass hmm I mean yes in
00:18:57| a way yeah this like you like yeah you would have to be so much more tech-savvy
00:19:01| than you are now now you just kind of click and play back then you had to be
00:19:05| like CDs plays dir /w open up the drive and then be like setup done it'll give
00:19:11| you a list set up or install buddy a different ones yeah that was pretty uh
00:19:15| and stuff hey mom what's the how do you do this and she'd be like oh I don't
00:19:21| know yeah no my mom was pretty savvy Oh what she my mom what my dad no problem
00:19:27| and I guess as a kid as soon as you see it once you're like this is what I want
00:19:32| I know how to do it I guess I I feel like maybe I was a
00:19:36| couple times but either way why did my neighbor come over so my neighbor
00:19:41| growing up in the Northeast he was like a real
00:19:45| real heavyset cop but he was like really high ranking and very popular top uh-huh
00:19:49| they made good money and uh he would buy all the electronic stuff before came out
00:19:55| so what he had the first computer that had a megabyte is that possible no yeah
00:20:00| is it yeah possible because either way like he was like it's gonna
00:20:05| revolutionize the world and then he like he would tell us like all this crazy
00:20:10| stuff and uh growing up like I just knew who was skip it was the man but um I
00:20:16| never realized this about him he uh are you clicking the opener for the beer I'm
00:20:22| about to drink no it's driving you nice guess what podcasts anymore except
00:20:33| you're going to be summarized everything up no I got it everyone in the podcast
00:20:38| can follow along except to you okay cuz they're all drinking one beer exactly
00:20:44| just like myself and you're not there behind nothing gonna say about you yeah
00:20:51| um but skip would always come over and he told my dad where the defragmentation
00:20:56| was for a computer um he got Windows 95 it was like the big thing like it was
00:21:03| just crazy stuff and skipper come over and show us and he was always playing
00:21:05| games and using the computer it was nuts and it didn't occur to me until six
00:21:11| weeks ago his name came up I was talking my dad he's like you know that guy was
00:21:15| like the biggest porn hound in the world on our way that's why that's like the
00:21:19| driver so pornography you wouldn't believe it
00:21:22| and I was like skip he's like oh my god you would walk into their living room
00:21:26| and they had like the whole box is a cassettes just a porn don't like whoa
00:21:30| their living room as in he was married and his wife yeah and he had two or
00:21:35| three two kids Wow like your age a little older so like he's kind of weird
00:21:44| he you know what he was he was um the older one John he wasn't gone it's too
00:21:49| much and like the Cub Scouts he was heavy
00:21:53| huh but that does Drive something where technology's really driven by sex and
00:22:00| other people yeah oh that's ray versus on the other yeah
00:22:05| company right would each like DVD right on the war
00:22:10| so anyway because the pornography did they they get better porn on yeah blue
00:22:16| right is this a no no I'm Sony backed pornography the UM HD did I hurt you
00:22:23| HDD that's decision come on but like Sony embraced it they were like what's
00:22:30| up girl home girl no God let's go they were Sony was very front honey it's
00:22:37| getting interesting in the scene and you're like oh oh oh and then it's like
00:22:41| check it out on blu-ray hurry in the middle of the HD DVD but um
00:22:45| yeah apparently that's what killed the HD whatever oh this the other one yeah
00:22:50| the other one that became junk Oh which brings me to my scenario for Dan
00:22:59| Oh awesome I got a scenario I wanna open up love it
00:23:05| hope I don't blow it or hope you do notice for promotions
00:23:10| uh anyway scenario you're walking down the street they're doing the newest
00:23:19| Transformers movie or the newest Avengers movie will say Avengers since I
00:23:23| think you hate transform yes it's that it's great they're gonna stop you today
00:23:29| can you come in and do a nude scene for a hundred and fifty thousand dollars now
00:23:34| keep in mind this is how the nude scene goes down like you're a regular guy
00:23:37| walking down the street they dress you like whatever the bad guy uses powers
00:23:40| grabs you all your clothes file right and the whole audience gasps and then
00:23:46| like for comedic relief your tiny wiener just goes like it moves like and then
00:23:52| everyone has a laugh like two seconds and then you get blasted off the screen
00:23:56| but it's your a1 your real Johnson showing and they want your real weird
00:24:01| tan lines and since they pulled you today you know I'm time to work out so
00:24:04| you probably look like you do right huh is it worth 150 and realizing that
00:24:09| this is the movie that's going to be seen by most of the United States not
00:24:13| $50 no thousand thousand okay the 150k I was I was intrigued because I thought
00:24:23| maybe it was a sex scene and I was like well who's in this girl so who's
00:24:28| watching is it starlet everybody ventures who the hell do you
00:24:31| see the avengers all the Avengers are gonna see but I mean like in person
00:24:35| though who's gonna be there there's probably like 60 stage crew who cares
00:24:39| about who's gonna see it literally they show your move your junk in the movie
00:24:43| it's full frontal nudity like why do you care about the 60 people in there what
00:24:48| about the four hundred million that are gonna see any home money that's why I
00:24:52| worried about like your boss like is it worth 150 K I mean you could always lie
00:24:59| to me like it's not really me but like you know they could freeze for him and
00:25:03| check some tan lines yeah that's it that's Danny Boy the penis double no no
00:25:09| pay no bonus double and yeah it's only frontal right you don't get spun around
00:25:14| somehow no just a problem like blowing me everywhere what do you think I think
00:25:30| for 150 K I could do it I think it would do it yeah obviously can't retire on
00:25:35| this money so your next employer is gonna have seen your penis yeah sure
00:25:42| okay I mean that's whatever I'm not talking up a be rated porno movie that
00:25:47| no one will probably ever seen Avengers but and it's also you're the butt of the
00:25:54| joke like the joke is like you're you're not the most attractive whatever and
00:25:58| you're now a businessman who's been stripped naked and everyone's laughing
00:26:01| for about three seconds then you get whisked away shot away
00:26:03| yeah the wind takes you cuz it's got powers I think I'd be okay doing that
00:26:07| now at my current age if I was like maybe if you were ten years younger and
00:26:12| you ain't know or ten years old or would you be like now who is you have hang
00:26:17| your home ooh that would be more than joke you
00:26:25| could do 250 I definitely that's a quarter mil just like the dog thing a
00:26:33| little bit but this is I think I definitely would do it 150 I'd be able
00:26:40| to do it okay they're just realize for the rest of your life like I think
00:26:43| people well I guess if you're going on to a random Superfresh no one's gonna
00:26:47| know right but if we go into the super fresh in your hometown they'll announce
00:26:51| Kroger's new by the way but you might get super fresh groceries store yes
00:26:57| there I checked is there's a grocery store miss music adjectives to describe
00:27:02| a grocery store not a particular one yeah I was thinking of a grocery store
00:27:06| you're thinking of something that was actually super fresh my grocery stores
00:27:10| are not um yeah I I don't I don't I think you get a lot of unwanted
00:27:14| attention and people would probably could they fire you because you were
00:27:18| naked somewhere else I really don't know that's an interesting question
00:27:21| like once your boss sees your pecker is it like you're terminated real or does
00:27:27| he not look you in the face no more I feel like that might be a good
00:27:34| separation or does he make yes yeah hey hey dance I bet you use a whip yeah I
00:27:42| did that was amazing we have such courage he
00:27:46| puts his hand on your such character and we should get together sometime and talk
00:27:51| with that your life you could tell like the women in the office might be like
00:27:56| disgusted and then other ones might be like reaching out both hands cradle in
00:28:07| that bad boy I don't yep okay that's not good I'll take it
00:28:14| well everyone knows what part of the show it is right now guys
00:28:18| so every challenge yeah this I am wild with rage because I have this vision in
00:28:26| my head they call me a visionary they call me the future they call me the rap
00:28:30| star hip up a lot of us about the bottom is a lot of us in this because you don't
00:28:36| want to know me a lot of a lot of us I bounce and I get a lot of you know I'm
00:28:42| saying I'm sure that yeah but if not it's awesome that I just made that up
00:28:46| copyright point of the content marks let me challenge you got alright hey you
00:29:02| know that girl who sang toxic Britney Spears uh-huh well do you know that
00:29:07| other girl who acted in Golden Girls Betty White Betty White wins two of our
00:29:12| favorites well hold on you're not gonna it's true if it's physical it's in
00:29:15| underwear eel wrestling contest I want them to get go they go a little
00:29:19| inflatable pool and just wrestle some eels and let's see who's got the most
00:29:24| eels in their possession at the end of one minute so you feel that inflatable
00:29:30| pool with a bunch of non toxic non electric eels and then I want them both
00:29:34| just whatever you can use your arms your legs you use your teeth you imagine
00:29:39| Betty White Wow but I want them in there wrestling's meals and whoever gets the
00:29:49| most wins and you can come on the show and me and you can have a little Russ
00:29:53| law you know what I'm saying yes st. Paul if we do get one of these
00:29:58| celebrity stuff just hold a meal we will make our own contest between each other
00:30:03| to wrestle eels wrestle one eel if we can afford an eel oh yeah they might be
00:30:14| really check and check with PETA we respect animals in tirely too much
00:30:19| you just trampled some sort of eel we yeah we just hold it they pick it up
00:30:24| but no heels will be harmed in the filming of that segment to our knowledge
00:30:30| yeah or maybe they gave consent so to summarize what if it you know could give
00:30:38| consent sorry huh to be hurt would PETA have to just back the up off think do
00:30:46| you think apes can do that dangerous if they can the future so we've got Britney
00:30:59| Spears and Betty White in the eel off or eel eel on they're not
00:31:08| electric so I feel like I'm blowing a really huge opportunity feel like
00:31:12| there's a joke or like geez it'll come to me later yeah sure we'll
00:31:17| bring it back my dreams make sexy back ah so interesting that we should move on
00:31:27| to our next segment here huh do you have would that be well as nervous as I am
00:31:36| about home security you are you always say it yeah and as cheap as I am we
00:31:42| hurry chief I found the cheapest camera I could in the FA's Oh cam Oh 189 10 w
00:31:54| oho you got the 10 dubs that stands for widescreen folks widescreen no are you
00:32:00| green well certainly is it's pretty awesome actually I have a bunch of these
00:32:04| I have like six of em they're all over my house I can see everything that
00:32:07| happens I know exactly when she gets home and
00:32:10| when she leaves no it's for my child because he escaped and it's also lived
00:32:22| into my yeah so I can't get caught in that one I don't think so but these are
00:32:39| pretty good you know they're cheap because they're really hard to use but
00:32:42| I'm tech savvy also so I get to use them all the time and they work on your phone
00:32:47| and you can look and see what's going on you can see when your package is
00:32:51| delivered and who's stealing it and you can curse your neighbor because he's a
00:32:54| bastard how dare you now this is interesting
00:32:58| I would imagine something like this cost in the thousands okay hundreds hundreds
00:33:02| hundreds for the whole thing maybe for one camera no they $59.99 for all of it
00:33:09| for all of one camera yeah Wow it's incredible isn't it
00:33:19| no most certainly is good yeah I think you're gonna say the cheapest security
00:33:25| camera money can buy and talk about the camera you made me buy for the podcast
00:33:29| yeah it does save 300k pixels oh wow you can watch in HD
00:33:37| but a the signal might not be so I might have lied there well you might have but
00:33:42| it's an amazing product oh it's quite good I enjoy it thoroughly
00:33:59| well thank you dad yeah you got something get something on your
00:34:07| back so I'm gonna get something off your back or off your chest
00:34:10| no no no getting deep with it I'm actually looking at my hair i shampooed
00:34:16| for the first time in a few days no like it's longer you notice those
00:34:20| things oh yeah certainly do the back it starts the mullet I like that mullet is
00:34:26| that for season well certainly is since that just got started up and the Flyers
00:34:31| are number one baby actually undefeated at this current rate
00:34:36| I believe Wayne Simmons gonna have somewhere around 280 goals I'll bet a
00:34:41| hold up pretty good pretty good number I did say was a fantastic player in the
00:34:45| previous episode did you yes actually call such a thing you know he's on the
00:34:54| second line right I haven't been able to watch okay it's a whole line I'll just
00:34:59| give you a quick breakdown and you're MacDonald something else still plays for
00:35:03| the defense no one's sure how does he how does he get cut how do you make it
00:35:07| happen money and he makes like 5 million a year
00:35:09| so like it would be they'd have to eat the cap
00:35:13| the other interesting thing is they called up both rookie defenseman San
00:35:19| Haim and Morin hmm but neither dressed for game 1 as we speak the next games
00:35:26| also maybe at least one of them I don't know why you call them up if you're not
00:35:30| gonna dress either but huh it's on the coach other wins yeah keep you another
00:35:38| announcing but there I think you're gonna be good both those guys and you
00:35:43| have to be able to play them over Andrew McDonald what's really wait what it's
00:35:49| not a hockey podcast oh so I'm just breaking down a little the top two lines
00:35:52| so it's like you could set it down and they could get experience in the minors
00:35:56| right well then why is why keep them up if you're not gonna play them but maybe
00:36:01| they're gaining experience by just sitting on the bench and watching are
00:36:03| they even on the video game yeah no if you're not dressed you don't you hang in
00:36:08| the press box they're in the press box mm-hmm that's a joke
00:36:12| that's a joke folks here at the on pan or is we think Dave hakstol is a joke
00:36:17| you come you come get me in my face David I didn't like your tie the other
00:36:22| night either then that have been orange what I will say no it wasn't what that's
00:36:28| exactly that's class terrible coaching that's come that's once a Cisco I want
00:36:35| to mention to you though that the top line is couturier centering new winger
00:36:40| Claude York's oh and Jake overpaid for time Oh interesting which is that line
00:36:50| kind of stops it's kind of good sorry the real line to look out for is Nolan
00:36:55| Patrick centering Simmons and wheel Jordan wheel and listen huh
00:37:01| another guy that traded to one who uh machine bring uh mister mister scan yeah
00:37:09| did I tell you the funniest interaction I ever had with him in real life no so I
00:37:17| saw Brayden Schenn and you know wasn't Mike Richard it may have been no this is
00:37:24| like three or four years ago may have been jvr but goes I know a creature and
00:37:32| I see them in Rittenhouse Square and I was eatin and we're on the pavement so
00:37:36| they had to walk right by us like they were walking down the street I was like
00:37:39| oh sorry I was like yo guys and they kind of looked at me like oh Jesus
00:37:44| Christ I hate what people trying to talk to me that I don't know and I couldn't
00:37:48| stop myself and I was like uh Jamie are Shin and I was looking the third guy and
00:37:55| I froze you know I said great it I even said Brayden I think it's a jbr Brayden
00:38:01| and and I looked at and I just froze and I was like you guys and the guy looked
00:38:07| at me and he gotten real close because they were just happen to be walking by
00:38:10| me he goes it's Luke and I was like it's Brayden Schenn
00:38:15| brother Luke you know they ribbed him right after that right
00:38:21| Oh immediately they were like hey everyone was brewed why not you Luke he
00:38:25| was like shut up that guy's an idiot and it was I don't know how I didn't
00:38:30| recognize his own brother but that's me huh yeah was there uh you
00:38:38| just loved that line the new yesterday is building up a new line it's pretty
00:38:43| sexy buried here on the UM panders first
00:38:46| folks it's a sexy line no Patrick's of future and he's good
00:38:53| have you seen of humans no I haven't really seen him cuz last night was the
00:38:57| first game and I fell asleep because it started like 10:50 p.m. here so I just
00:39:01| looked at highlights looks like he's uh described like he's
00:39:08| good at everything but he doesn't have anything that makes me go oh my god it's
00:39:13| incredible like certain guys you're like Jesus Christ that's the fastest human
00:39:18| being I've ever seen or like that's the hardest shot I've ever seen like like
00:39:23| someone I'll put an example of he'll know I'm Patrick as good as on Sidney
00:39:27| Crosby like when I see him play I don't I don't go who the fastest player in the
00:39:31| world or he's amazing he's just been polluted everything do you know II mean
00:39:34| I don't like actually one thing Sidney Crosby is really really good at but not
00:39:38| everyone knows his back his back hand is ridiculous
00:39:41| he passes off it he shoots all of it he just he just dangles off but he but I
00:39:46| heard he uses an almost flat stick hmm so that you know you can't keep the
00:39:53| strength and you're back in that way I wonder how you abused your child to make
00:39:56| him have a better backhand you can you can take away his left hand or his right
00:40:02| hand how do you make him so he can't shoot forward you stick them to all
00:40:08| that's house duct tape on his back and he's just now back a nose okay so you
00:40:22| think that's what happened to send a kid big Mario tape them cuz they live
00:40:26| together and that was a weird living arrangement right yeah I think that's
00:40:31| behind you know he the promo where he's always shooting all the pucks into the
00:40:34| dryer yeah let me back in ya know he was you didn't taped up against the wall
00:40:40| thank you nobody would be awesome to say oh this
00:40:49| brings us to our main topic if he's ashamed of his forehand do you ever
00:40:53| think about that yeah because I also saw a special flag he scores on the forehead
00:40:58| so much do you know why no this is legit thing 95 percent of players you get all
00:41:05| your strength from the Flex and the stick uh-huh like you you build a ball
00:41:09| is torque when you pull back and you yeah but it's like a whip cushion right
00:41:14| so you're you put your weight down on the blade and you pull on the puck and
00:41:19| it's cradled in a position where the curve isn't you just you flick it that's
00:41:23| like we're all your strength comes from if you watch Sidney Crosby doesn't even
00:41:28| flex when he shoots he shovels everything he does do you know why it's
00:41:33| no real cause it's bowling right and it goalie is always goalie looks at the
00:41:37| small movements in your your weight the way you shift your weight before you
00:41:41| shoot because before you really shoot you kind of you've leaned into a shot
00:41:44| and then let go with Sidney Crosby he'll be going forehand back in a foreign
00:41:48| Becklund and and before he's even going back in it's it's all part of the shot
00:41:52| so he doesn't lean right so it's not as fast as a lot of shots but it comes off
00:41:56| the stick much quicker and the goalie he didn't even know it was being shot
00:42:00| because he's looking for visual cues that's why he doesn't know his eyes
00:42:03| either he's got dead eyes he just kind of stood at her to hand as he shoots
00:42:06| right and he doesn't still do it I would be too if I lived in Pittsburgh area
00:42:15| don't go say please yeah and pandering uh I'm panners can click unfollow right
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00:42:32| every person hurt that gives us $10 to get out of Pittsburgh what kind of fun
00:42:38| with that go to get out of Pittsburgh free London saw it and we didn't say
00:42:42| where they would go so Pittsburgh suburbs that account and
00:42:49| it's genius get out of Pittsburgh car whoo we didn't do well with the word we
00:42:58| do have a word I got one real quick I kind of have what do you I have a word
00:43:03| if you've played Borderlands you have played board that has and I feel like
00:43:08| with you probably but I was on that game all the time but what there's one enemy
00:43:15| that just oh there you go scag I love that this guy is the best name for that
00:43:21| I know enter to you immediately know that it's worthless and you want to kill
00:43:25| it that's a good point wait scag was the word I died yeah you
00:43:29| did I'm good I'm pander well it was good setup that's awesome good job dance good
00:43:36| finish good job Nick ooh so you got a word too apparently oblique Ettore
00:43:44| there's a few toxic gating moments and flaming bags of poop and a judge there's
00:43:52| an obligatory cleanup an obligatory appearance in court I think it's a
00:43:56| stupid word I think it's a stupid idea I think the judge shove it up his a-hole
00:44:02| unless he finds this video in which case I'm really really sorry
00:44:06| I didn't mean any harm by it and I will make society better if you don't punish
00:44:11| me so you got a obliged the obligatory then you can't unab Lodge it or not why
00:44:20| don't you could you oblige it was a stop clicking oh sorry I don't like that okay
00:44:33| next segment pain topic and you're gonna run this one what is the main topic is
00:44:38| it fake news is that what you said before
00:44:41| sounds like you gotta take a piss yeah fake news because I listen to so much of
00:44:48| it all the time uh-huh well what do you know is real what do you know a state
00:44:52| how do you know I just ignore every piece of news that comes out so head
00:44:58| even know that he's still alive in our hearts he is yes
00:45:03| so I think but the I guess I would never know I don't really know well we'll take
00:45:09| it as a simple fact that you never know anything firsthand dude I mean you
00:45:16| almost have to assume a lot of things you always get that like certain stars
00:45:19| have passed away and then you have to wait a period of time before you
00:45:23| actually know that they're dead is someone even man you don't know no you
00:45:27| just it becomes like so preposterous that they liven this many people would
00:45:33| be lying or fooled that it becomes ridiculous right yeah but you've never
00:45:38| met them so if you believe in solves is if you wouldn't really care right
00:45:42| we don't know anyway but we most News I receive wherever it's from I take with
00:45:49| the ones I really believe I can with like 98% magnitude um like for the most
00:45:54| part chances are its real unless a hell of a lot of coincidences conspiracies
00:45:59| and people are involved it does make me not react to his news stories I'll read
00:46:04| them and I'll just shove them in the back and say you know I'll come back to
00:46:06| that later like unless it through saying news you get right away could be faked
00:46:11| but as time progresses you believe it more and more okay
00:46:15| I don't disagree with that will actually do a quick researched thumbnail panders
00:46:23| I said it folks research Wow cutbacks I know facts and they X send it
00:46:33| to my fax going family I tried that's not a fax anyway so I found this article
00:46:47| in the New York Tim's must have cutoff times Eric Tucker the gentleman in Texas
00:46:57| right average Joe I think he worked for an ad company something else on Twitter
00:47:04| he had 40 followers it's hard to have that few followers yes eventually get
00:47:10| pots whatever I don't care he tweeted out that um
00:47:15| three pictures he took a picture of buses driving by buses parked somewhere
00:47:21| like near a park in Texas and then the buses in the distance so it's three
00:47:26| pictures of buses and heat he claims that he saw them oh then they were all
00:47:31| like the same bus it was a charter bus like four of them in a row whoa what's
00:47:35| going on down today it was the night of the election and Donald Trump won and in
00:47:44| his town there were protests as well as many counts and he sent out a tweet that
00:47:50| said interesting I saw all these busses come in right when the protesters
00:47:55| arrived it seems like all these demonstrators are fake news get bussed
00:48:00| in to protest Trump and it was like Trump 2016
00:48:04| whatever hashtag now he did not see any protesters he did not put two and two
00:48:09| together he just he claims that it was just well that's pretty coincidental
00:48:13| it's probably true it's what he said within 24 hours actually six hours later
00:48:22| it ended up on reddit on the front page and someone ran with it said can you
00:48:28| believe what the Liberals will do anything they're even faking protests to
00:48:34| take down our president it got 300 comments on reddit so that made it one
00:48:38| of the higher comments of the day right yeah then it got retweeted on Twitter it
00:48:44| got shared or retweeted 16,000 times it's a lot especially for a guy with 40
00:48:50| flowers Wow incredible actually then it got on Facebook scream capped
00:48:57| and everything with how the fake media is sending in protesters to protest
00:49:01| Trump but they're all actors now there are six o'clock news showing you how ah
00:49:05| three hundred and fifty thousand shares on Facebook Wow
00:49:10| good number rank bonds yeah it gets even a little better
00:49:17| Donald Trump won the presidency wha-wha-wha it started circulating on
00:49:21| some local news and the news reports said we can't verify but it seems to be
00:49:27| that we have someone so were wheeling and fake people were
00:49:30| protesting and then they said we can't verify clocks a couple others that night
00:49:37| or rather than next night Donald Trump tweeted about it
00:49:41| weirdly defeat how he said I'm glad I won the election exclamation point
00:49:48| how sad some people had to send in fake protestors to protest me in Texas
00:49:53| exclamation point sad I don't know something like that full guy who tweeted
00:49:58| it originally he deleted his tweet once the president did it he was getting too
00:50:03| much heat reporters were calling him and asking him where he saw his stuff
00:50:06| happening he said well I didn't see it happened and they said well it's news
00:50:09| now like where did you see it he said I didn't see it I just think it might have
00:50:13| happened so he thrown a big apology he wrote that it was fake right uh-huh cuz
00:50:20| he got paid on Twitter well sure whatever reason okay he wrote that it's
00:50:25| fake he got 29 retweets and 27 likes wait a
00:50:33| second that's it Oh 29 and 20 seconds someone else took his thing and then
00:50:38| made it big it wasn't him maybe big wait other people did they ran with it and
00:50:43| when he admitted it was fake like he he said it wasn't a fact it was just what
00:50:48| he thought kind of it got 29 retweets that's fifteen point nine nine nine
00:50:56| thousand less space debris got like it's almost like everyone solved the same
00:51:02| account say sorry guys it was fake and everyone was like I don't care I liked
00:51:08| it when it was real like dude I mean I want to believe this
00:51:11| exactly but like he admitted it and it only got 29 shares essentially versus
00:51:17| sixteen thousand shares on Twitter or I'm you're veracity you don't care and
00:51:24| it's just crazy um I was just looking up fake news and how it spreads and how it
00:51:29| doesn't because of the recent tragedy in Las Vegas do you know that they were
00:51:34| running a Google's running a front page story it was a second result if you
00:51:40| typed in Vegas shooting it was a fake story made up by fortune
00:51:44| huh I'm trying with it exactly I've got media well think of this how does Google
00:51:52| work it's an algorithm system wherever's going to share the most on the most
00:51:56| reputable sites you know what's a reputable site so it was like a box a
00:52:01| reputable site and BuzzFeed and like they're reputable but they're not fact
00:52:06| check newspaper you know I mean but don't fake news sites that show up on
00:52:10| Google right which doesn't any may not be no do you have this research no no
00:52:19| I'm just pulling this on my I was thinking about like that I'm gonna go
00:52:25| back to trump there's that one Trump I guess a rally where people were like
00:52:29| hitting I guess a woman who was diverse and ethnic and they're saying that the
00:52:39| people were bused in also that were causing fights inside of rallies which
00:52:46| you don't know you don't know who's like starting the contest and who's being a
00:52:53| jerk because you only see like the middle portion or the woman's getting
00:52:56| pushed around right you can see that medium you can't see the history you
00:53:00| can't see the aftermath usually and no one seems to care yeah about the history
00:53:05| or the aftermath they just want to tell their story or moved it right they want
00:53:10| to anymore push their narrative yeah exactly well so the top five fake
00:53:16| news stories that were shared on Facebook were all about trauma actually
00:53:22| the number one wasn't I lied number one fake story from last year was Obama has
00:53:30| banned the Pledge of Allegiance in schools I don't know who made it up I
00:53:36| don't know where it came from it was shared 2.1 million times on face my god
00:53:40| and it was as an article like this is an article was really happened and do you
00:53:48| think the people there's actual people that are deciding that like you know I
00:53:51| don't like Obama so I'm gonna I'm gonna share this retweet it
00:53:54| I stopped or anything most I would imagine 70% of
00:53:59| those shares were just like if you're pro Obama you obviously don't share that
00:54:05| and if you're neutral you're probably my chair you might not and if you're anti
00:54:11| you definitely share right yeah do you think that people are legitimately
00:54:15| liking it or do you think they're manipulating the system like having BOTS
00:54:19| baccala I think a lot of it is BOTS well do I didn't do any research into the
00:54:23| recent stuff it seems like every week I read a story where the Russian
00:54:29| propaganda I did the election yeah I don't know that it affected it but I do
00:54:34| believe something was going on right I think Putin likes messing with the US
00:54:39| and making it seem like he's got some sway right right so his ego by saying I
00:54:43| can control the world I agree so I don't think he's technically stealing the
00:54:47| election from anyone I mean people still voted and I actually think it hardly
00:54:52| influenced the election at all I can't see myself I'm different than most
00:54:57| people looking at the sidebar on Facebook and then changing my mind who
00:55:02| to vote for [Music]
00:55:04| you're about to vote I'm going to vote today you look to the right you're like
00:55:09| my goodness Mildred did you hear Osama is banning the Hillary Clinton bands
00:55:16| involved in pizza game sure about pizza me
00:55:19| no I didn't but do you vote I did oh you did that did I do well I don't vote
00:55:27| really I'm neutral and most but the next one I will vote because I just see all
00:55:31| bunch of bullshit go on what about this you didn't vote on this one you didn't
00:55:36| think bullshit were going to help I didn't like there's a problem in sure I
00:55:41| I didn't think you'd win I thought was ridiculous that anyone thought he could
00:55:45| win I thought he would get like 30% of the vote if that interest and that's why
00:55:51| you voted for him twice actually you have the dead soldiers so they already
00:55:58| know like a social secur where I went and voted for Trump not once folks was
00:56:04| his name Lieutenant Dan yeah yes no actually I write in my own vote for
00:56:11| every presidential election I've been doing it since I could vote you bring
00:56:14| your own crown I didn't say it was me I'm not gonna share that that's private
00:56:21| information I don't have to share know you type it in and write my note twice
00:56:33| um do you know the pizza gate story though I don't know the pizza gate story
00:56:37| okay this one came out but I think this is before the election also um the idea
00:56:46| was the Clintons and someone named Soros some multi billionaire he you know the
00:56:53| telecom sure he he's the puppet master he pull strings
00:56:56| I don't know I'm not for the record of this pot is not very liberal or
00:57:01| conservative so I don't think we or international keep going sir I think
00:57:08| we're international that's our flavor yeah
00:57:10| Australia babe but uh Zella StyleWatch minutes six minutes
00:57:17| that's only six I know you're done with me how most of your college life went
00:57:26| yeah hold on pizza gate okay it's been not come on
00:57:33| I think this became big on reddit what I noticed is a lot of these are started on
00:57:41| internet well or drop truths we don't know there are some things that are true
00:57:46| there are some weird things there are perverted things they I think it's
00:57:51| unfiltered they're on 4chan bubbling with like weird people and basement
00:57:55| dwellers but also probably some people who were in the know I don't know so I
00:58:00| don't could be like Anderson Cooper no I was just going with someone who
00:58:05| literally saw an event happened like someone like first reporters like not
00:58:10| word-of-mouth like someone who actually saw something messed up or something
00:58:13| crazy or something weird sir you were there he's like yeah I was and then you
00:58:17| couldn't describe it there were kids for Chin's anonymous that's true so I
00:58:24| mean you can say whatever the hell you want which is dangerous and you could
00:58:27| probably tell the truth sometimes there are nasty things that come in a Fortran
00:58:31| fortune right right so then I think it makes it into like reddit twitter area
00:58:36| and then I think it's stolen and screencap for Facebook what I also find
00:58:43| interest has the biggest community obviously Freyja most Pollard do you
00:58:51| think Facebook's also the dumbest medium just by proxy it has the most people but
00:58:57| if you I don't know cuz there's there was a point where
00:59:00| Facebook started though was just like it's a college hookup right website and
00:59:04| then my family got in there and then only people that poster people who are
00:59:09| trying to sell themselves or promote something they're not legitimately safe
00:59:14| now the average age of Facebook is much
00:59:17| older probably like in the 40s now notice right maybe even I forties for
00:59:22| all we know counting like some seven year olds and stuff they're joining I
00:59:25| know like a 94 year old guy like he's always telling me about it
00:59:29| he's like how do you get the like button and stuff and I'm like who cares and
00:59:33| he's like well Mildred just had another grandkid I don't know and it disappeared
00:59:38| I'm looking at this page you're one side all son Jimmy from watch McCall is over
00:59:43| here and I'm like God you change pages he's like I don't know I but those
00:59:51| people are sharing the guy have an uncle actually he's super super Republican the
00:59:59| only reason I say this cuz that's how he defined his life he's buried he sees you
01:00:04| and he's like um yeah that's the first thing he tells you is that he believes
01:00:08| in the Constitution and he's super Republican you're like I was just asking
01:00:11| for a name he um so he's new to Facebook as of a year ago
01:00:16| maybe two we think a year and a half and then he just posts all the obnoxious
01:00:20| things oh my god he shares everything that comes across this table and like
01:00:24| it's like cheese but do you think that's where most of these shares are coming
01:00:29| from some BOTS and then some people will just share everything they kind of agree
01:00:33| with if you want good luck for the rest of your life please pass on to ten
01:00:36| friends chain letters man I remember Kane emails I used to get so many of
01:00:42| those and I still do somehow and it's all for old people
01:00:46| yeah I guess dude that's awesome old people I am for a while face my life
01:00:56| where I would literally send them and be like something could be like lol just
01:01:00| kidding but like really I was sending it to 15 people huh wishing for luck or
01:01:04| that I didn't die now I almost welcome them I'm like please please please and
01:01:08| let's be shameless and if it is I'm like yes and then I hit delete and be like
01:01:12| kill me kill me kill me god I you need to make a bot and that will email that
01:01:17| person back 15 yeah I can't believe it it's not a thing maybe defining the
01:01:27| chain mail is tougher for a thing of it you know they all have like the same
01:01:31| format right yeah they pretty much are are yeah the Sudanese Prince wants all
01:01:35| of your money but he's gonna give you most of hey
01:01:38| which is a lot more than what you have it is donate it all right now so you can
01:01:43| get money back and for deterrence yeah yeah where else I did want to read
01:01:49| what's the interesting thing yeah it's a lot of reading for uninteresting facts
01:01:55| keep going no this is an interesting fact so we were just saying Facebook
01:02:00| might not be the smartest place on the internet yeah but it has the most people
01:02:04| which I think the more people was stupid or something gets but anyway do you know
01:02:10| what the five five top fake crime news stories on Facebook work as is these
01:02:15| were reported as crimes that you could click the article read mm-hmm but they
01:02:19| never happen there's no credence in fact they never it was just a made-up story
01:02:24| that was a crime they just have to be crimes that were shared the most heinous
01:02:33| this one headline and there's no the article might not even exist woman
01:02:38| arrested for defecating on boss's desk after winning the lottery that's awesome
01:02:44| I would share that yeah I would share that I enjoy that I would defecate on
01:02:48| reading so on all the fake news stories were political very trump anti-trump
01:02:54| proton anti-liberal wearer and he's fake news stories for crime stories have a
01:02:59| different theme number two with 760 thousand shares cinnamon roll can
01:03:06| explodes inside man's but during shop how do you know is the cinnamon he's
01:03:18| just he's just walking out and then back classic pop a classic and pop oh boy um
01:03:33| it's actually kinda before I cut to his side too far I just got a text from
01:03:38| someone who interrupts with the podcast I don't know his name's to who huge text
01:03:43| me about final fantasy no why it's a game that's been out for years
01:03:47| what I will say about him real quick though is this last story about the
01:03:52| cinnamon bun do you know he pays girls not to eat cinnamon rolls out of his
01:03:58| butt but just sprinkle cinnamon on his butt huh his be whole do me I thought it
01:04:03| was because ik hold on he's not they're not doing anything to it he just wants
01:04:09| him to sprinkle like heaping tablespoons of it on to his butt and then he lets it
01:04:14| sit there like an hour uh-huh I don't look a girl does it's an herbal remedy
01:04:19| it sure is it's taking it orally yeah you're talking about what we did
01:04:25| cinnamon not like the sticks right he sticks
01:04:33| there's the cinnamon stick and he he that's fill it with nutmeg
01:04:39| and she says nutmeg and he says yeah I said so anyway that's the thing in his I
01:04:45| wasn't supposed to share it I know we try and keep him out of the podcast
01:04:49| anymore you know he gets a cup with his girlfriend who doesn't even know about
01:04:52| these other girls giving them nutmeg jabs he wins too anyway that's the huge
01:04:57| for you interestingly enough the third highest shared crime story on Facebook
01:05:03| was Florida man dies in meth lab explosion sounds cool it's a drunk one
01:05:09| after lighting parts on I got number four and five folks number four
01:05:19| police find 19 white female bodies in freezers with black lives matter carved
01:05:26| into the skin that one's dark I thought they were also
01:05:31| really dirty there's nothing tell me what I want at all it was dark I skipped
01:05:37| that one and the last one which had at all
01:05:45| woman stabbed her husband to death because he wouldn't eat her ass and
01:05:51| asses an all the exclamation point how do you share something like that I don't
01:05:58| know I know but what I noticed is our crime stories
01:06:02| seem to want to be comedy we think that's funny
01:06:05| if you ever stare comedy well none of these crime stories we want to share the
01:06:10| comedic ones when it comes to politics we want to share the most polarizing
01:06:15| thing well I think it the crime ones are there's a pretense there because you're
01:06:19| concerned and then by the end you're not oh I like you're like women found dead
01:06:26| because cinnamon rolls they like but the political ones are just pushing an
01:06:34| agenda so I thought an interesting thing that ties it all together is almost
01:06:42| gossip like word of mouth we almost can't gossiping or over the phone you
01:06:48| know I mean old ladies would call each other and gossip this is our new gossip
01:06:52| right yeah they could I mean they could be sitting next to you on the bus and
01:06:56| they'd be texting each other like hey this guy he's got a cliff hanger
01:06:59| sticking out his nose they're not gonna be like yeah um the
01:07:13| other weird thing is it just the polarization of politics is getting
01:07:18| pretty all right give me signals it just seems very polarizing okay are you
01:07:42| trying to didn't work I really had no I was telling you about your thing I'll be
01:07:58| better when you drink more yeah yeah more yeah keep going
01:08:01| Oh people nowadays even interestingly enough did when I was growing up I feel
01:08:11| what you want the news station that you like the look of the people the most you
01:08:16| be like oh she's smoking hot I watch channel 6
01:08:18| oh dude I like I like a look at that awesome reporter on child pen like you
01:08:24| know I mean you picked the hottest weather girl you picked whatever because
01:08:27| all news was essentially the same story just different people were giving it
01:08:31| right mm-hmm sure nowadays it almost seems like you watch
01:08:36| the news that pushes your agenda the most like Fox is very conservative now
01:08:41| like almost openly so yeah in like certain ones are super liberal now like
01:08:48| but they still open they still have a hot anchor or hot weather person well I
01:08:52| wasn't denying that but I'm saying it's changed you don't just watch it for the
01:08:56| hotness you you probably watch it for the leand
01:09:01| if you want to hear pro-trump you you listen to Fox you don't listen to him
01:09:06| like you know I'm trying to go who's super liberal who's CNN is CNN's
01:09:11| available oh yeah they call it the Clinton news network
01:09:16| right oh do they hold I'm CNN thanks yeah but I mean you watch what you want
01:09:22| it here yeah there's so many sources of information you could just be like nope
01:09:27| nope yep take that one take that one right so all news in a way steak news
01:09:33| because you're feeding yourself what you want to hear and before it used to be
01:09:39| you would hear from four to five mediums and you'd have to pick your favorite or
01:09:44| the hottest anchor or whatever now there's literally thousands if not
01:09:48| millions and with that track you can almost find exactly what you're looking
01:09:53| for I do notice that like if you click on any news station it's always the same
01:09:57| kind of category of stuff and it's never about something that's just small that
01:10:03| happens somewhere like you would expect to just say click a button say I want to
01:10:07| just see news from places and it would be all different news and it's like an
01:10:11| accident a killing a sinkhole and a local thing yeah it's this slant on the
01:10:17| big story that everyone is already talking about yeah all the towns have
01:10:21| all the same news now but it's all different sources of news filtered and
01:10:25| then given to given their leaned and leaned or they were
01:10:29| we arrived in yes I guess it's also because ratings drive money so what
01:10:39| point is it news at what point is it ratings like is it just something that
01:10:44| makes money I don't know who you care for your news network I think if you're
01:10:48| don't you have standards if you're on TV you have to have verify things because
01:10:51| it's they can sue you for it why was a journalist major so there is libel and
01:10:56| [Music] libel is also arguable most things I
01:11:02| can't give you the exact breakdown alleged like this is a alleged idle time
01:11:06| right but also there's a as long as they mentioned their source and then the
01:11:12| source becomes liable not that where they go all the way down to that guy who
01:11:17| took one picture and hold on exactly and if he's the source they're all folk and
01:11:23| technically yes and technically if he never said I saw the people get off the
01:11:27| bus and protest Trump he's not on the hook either Oh way back so who the hell
01:11:32| is on the hook all the people that shared it in a way which he million
01:11:38| people right and they're not on the hook because there's 20 million anonymous
01:11:42| people who retweet share and like right mmm-hmm so we've changed the whole news
01:11:48| cycle so that now the most important thing is the fastest the speed of news
01:11:52| that is true and and in the speed of news you lose some verification use some
01:12:00| modicum of truth correct I feel like we've talked about this a little bit
01:12:05| it's probably a common theme speed versus accuracy hmm Crosby has a little
01:12:14| of both but you can't crawl mustache think about it yeah Liz with an older
01:12:20| man I mean something weird still no I think he moved out I thank to the
01:12:26| Playhouse in the back he's the boy house do you think you would like him it um as
01:12:38| a person person yeah like it you Sam in a bar and he was like I know you know
01:12:44| I'm Cindy Crosby I don't care do you want a beer
01:12:46| you know like yeah and then like you listen to him would he be cool he be
01:12:50| whiny I'm so rich and famous but no one really
01:12:53| likes me for me you know why can't it be normal
01:13:03| he has a real boy problem folks I really wouldn't art
01:13:09| I don't know if I've ever had like he's ever had an opinion that he stated
01:13:13| publicly yes he did um I don't like him I just I just don't like him should you
01:13:19| remember that was when he sucker-punched him and then yeah that's right after he
01:13:23| knocked this globe away remember that he was going to pick up his glove and he
01:13:27| swatted it with a stick that's bush league he's got this pretty much like
01:13:31| real boy sandy Cosby has a real boy a real boy problem I don't like me
01:13:39| because use of right versus I don't like him cuz he's real hmm what number was
01:13:47| keynote a minute uh-huh I'm just testing you know I'm pushing your buttons shit
01:13:56| forty I don't say 44 but I don't think it's true yeah I think you're right
01:14:01| thank you right now I'm questioning myself
01:14:04| I think it's 44 yeah how about Darryl Powell it is not good and he was 36 36
01:14:13| and his pre saccharine although I could be wrong
01:14:16| someone's gonna be like hey idiot face nice job stupid mother
01:14:20| rapidfire Damon linkout 10 I thought was towards 19 er it's so weird when players
01:14:34| have the same numbers and then you start to they cross over yeah they're a race
01:14:38| they was 18 18 in here I think he's 18 Kent Mandeville you'll never get this no
01:14:44| you know I know I know my sister my sister
01:14:47| where's number 28 clogged rocks like yeah I see wiped from memory
01:14:52| they used the same damn jerseys every time we got a bunch of these twenty
01:14:56| eighths what do you want Kent Patrick sharp 10 please apply he was nothing was
01:15:05| I thought he was no idea why you're you could be 10 yeah maybe he was 10 maybe
01:15:10| was I'm giving you the hard ones obviously yeah the ones I'll never
01:15:16| remember it what about like billing Tibbets Kyle Kyle call 43 what's he
01:15:21| gonna look it up Kyle caller I do know his number that guy so bad after being
01:15:29| such a hype he was a CCR line baby it was called ER or Richards Kyle Calder
01:15:40| and who's the third one Cece Carter he's sorry yeah
01:15:45| Carter Richards and COBOL 17 18 19 baby boo boo boo Carly 70 richness 18 in 1789
01:15:54| CCR lines that take over the lead um real quick because I know we're winding
01:15:59| down people are like I don't give a shit about the Flyers or there's no keeping
01:16:04| it I want these people to suffer through it you don't know Yuri dopey no is
01:16:07| number 20 you can shove a fist up your own behold
01:16:10| folks just did or the upped Anders um before we wrap it up I'm gonna have to
01:16:18| go without my earpiece for a second day okay so if you're talking just hanging
01:16:22| hang tight I can't hear it so if you're screaming no no no it's gonna be an
01:16:27| awful noise I know folks I've been testing a new product Fila
01:16:35| mesh it's made of 68 percent polyester and it's the most breathable material
01:16:39| ever released on the market blind you're saying fuel up they're out they're done
01:16:43| they don't they don't even do it anymore hey folks you're wrong they still do it
01:16:49| and they do it better than anyone in the goddamn business the feel of seven seven
01:16:53| one eight shirt runs in medium large small get it any goddamn size you want
01:16:57| okay you buy this day be the most breathable
01:17:00| fabric ever crafted cold weather running done warm weather running done it wicks
01:17:06| wet it's unstoppable this thing just drives you to keep
01:17:10| running some people say it's filled with adrenaline
01:17:13| some people say cocaine all over the the neck part just keeps you running it
01:17:18| keeps you running and it won't stop it won't give up and it won't take no for
01:17:22| an answer so you get your feel this shirt at the
01:17:28| store today they come in pretty colors super-lon lemony yellow super limey
01:17:35| yellow all different colors please try and set your neckline the way your hair
01:17:40| ends sharp so I usually grow a little bit
01:17:46| here yeah that's wondering why don't my teacher
01:17:49| shave that bad boy oh you don't yeah no no um you brush it's all in the
01:17:57| same direction no that's natural turn it on eagle on
01:18:00| your chest interestingly enough my first car ever was a Firebird right uh-huh you
01:18:05| go you go just simple no no do you know the single driver the winks at the wings
01:18:10| out like a Phoenix almost yeah if I let it grow I get a bird's head it
01:18:15| goes right here and looks like it's looking to the left and connects to the
01:18:18| wings I don't touch it I don't maim it I don't
01:18:22| do anything that's God's little chest hair he gave me is a Firebird Wow anyway
01:18:28| actually both the Firebirds head because that kind of looks weird under my shirt
01:18:31| so but yeah I grow a Firebird chest hair this is a real story this is not a joke
01:18:37| this is not a it's weird Firebird is a Phoenix right expose himself is on anok
01:18:44| Firebird it's probably pizza Phoenix yeah if I didn't have rights to the
01:18:47| words they were like it's gonna fire her son Firebird so I'm fired yeah bird it's
01:18:54| not bird anyway folks that it's a creature pick it up today
01:18:59| yeah how much was it $7.99 at your local where homeless
01:19:09| people fell hand-me-down huh second second use Goods is your dance
01:19:15| from the eighties you can't even see the color I can't tell I can almost tell us
01:19:24| hello that's yeah that Sheen man it's like it's made of like chrome gold or
01:19:29| something that's what stuff was good man shirts
01:19:33| will really made you know yeah pure asbestos interesting performance
01:19:39| that's athili all Nicole today well I mean we wrapped up some eight news you
01:19:46| backed up some smart smiles and throw bags Corrections questions I send off I
01:19:53| think we can say check the website it's over there her is the website oh it's
01:19:58| right I moved it I moved up here geez I like it up here website phones dangers
01:20:05| that come up and her suck out tables all better okay
01:20:11| that's incredible yeah what right you're still air folks yeah we do like it
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