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00:00:00| so I'm Dan he's dad folks I certainly am I'm Nick welcome Nick
00:00:09| together we formed this unlikely duo that just won't stop doing yeah we are
00:00:15| ambiguous on Pandora's hand here this is at the spoke we are the offenders well
00:00:22| young panders how y'all doing tonight I'm think you have a little sippy dude
00:00:26| I'll drink to that settle in so Lynn have a nice tip of your favorite
00:00:29| ale mm-hmm Oh would you hear that but I'll tell you
00:00:35| what I'm gonna drink tonight no specifics of course so I'm opening one
00:00:40| of those ginger beers you know you get them all the time now there's like seven
00:00:43| different companies that'll make them yeah your father's Coney Island is crab
00:00:47| e's their second two or three local or make on Crabbie's is pretty good clam
00:00:51| Crabbie's a true bubble well folks a little bit of vodka a little bit of
00:00:58| ginger ale and a little bit of that beer ginger beer and let's see how it tastes
00:01:05| mule Wow like a meal it is like a mule very mule e'en so I'm not sure if I'm
00:01:14| doubling down on my alcohol though because the beer has alcohol huh you'll
00:01:20| get a high faster I guess so well it's a good time to mention to the pipe cast
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00:01:54| views we can use them we can use them yeah um this podcast we really dive deep
00:01:59| into the unanswerable questions of everyday life hmm interesting
00:02:06| yeah we do yes I'm punch all right I just like
00:02:11| ketchup over you know a nice yeah this video cast you know just relax discuss
00:02:16| the the future the past the present it's a relaxed cast yeah
00:02:21| nice easy casting anyway that's my word of the day everyone relax cast it's a
00:02:26| relaxing podcast which is what we are here at the end panderers make sure are
00:02:33| and we sure as hell don't pander but we will say our viewpoints opinions bad
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00:02:45| just hearsay not our opinions the opinions of our employers the opinions
00:02:50| of our spouses or the opinions of our pets no entertainment value only do not
00:02:54| take us seriously don't take us but if you do put comments there because we'll
00:03:01| find hilarious all the series comments type them out angrily I want to see him
00:03:07| I bet you no one could have taught me so much that I'd want to sue them we're
00:03:18| here what rolling I think we have to kick it into the corrections from the
00:03:22| past if you're ready for that I think I'm ready we made mistakes in a past
00:03:26| episode and we're here to correct them before all the jack-offs in the comment
00:03:30| section yeah right I would I would say it's more of a clarification and this
00:03:34| isn't a fact the fact that you find out of out of my mind elsewhere in one of
00:03:40| the previous podcasts yeah you mentioned there was a some some father that was
00:03:45| well at school he was upset that we were clacking our boxes or something at him
00:03:50| yes yes and so there was an assembly I would like to clarify that I never went
00:03:55| to any assemblies and had I dodged them at all costs
00:03:59| did you go to masses I would try to skip them as frequently as possible did you
00:04:05| like well what's your record in uh high school masses it's like it likes it no
00:04:09| it's more like more like 80% skipping wow that's pretty good number really
00:04:14| good yeah I mean you have to pay attention when those where the teachers
00:04:17| are looking because they had always bar the doors they have their hands up
00:04:20| they'd always be like looking but they never really paid attention
00:04:23| like if you just know and operated and ducked behind them the door would shut
00:04:28| and they would never be able to catch a a spry 16 year old boy you still dream
00:04:35| about that surprise 16 year old boy don't you yeah
00:04:37| boy that's indeed my future son I can't wait till he's surprised and 16 running
00:04:47| through that high school yeah I could see Ellie hello beautiful people what if
00:04:53| he sucks at sports he's smaller than all the kids in his class so he's gonna be
00:04:58| beaten up on which is sad well does that give him strength to beat up people
00:05:03| later in life I think that's how all great MMA fighters are formed so all
00:05:09| right I mean you pick a good profession for
00:05:13| him as long as doesn't want to avoid concussions and things yeah he's gonna
00:05:16| be a really scrappy the scrappiest you ever seen they're gonna have been doing
00:05:20| a noose new area by going on the stat chart scrappiness I'd be like tennis
00:05:25| ironically NHL 98 or 2000 or 99 and it's that called stick-to-itiveness wow this
00:05:33| is a real stat with actual numbers I always put 99 for my guys yeah all right
00:05:38| let's say you were a team of all stick-to-itiveness guys I think they'd
00:05:42| do pretty well now let's say you're in NHL create a character where you putting
00:05:50| all the points are you one of those guys that really gave like someone 78 year 87
00:05:55| here 91 here we want these guys right all right or were you one of those guys
00:06:00| like myself who were just like checking stuff at like 40 like I really did there
00:06:08| it was like offensive awareness it's like who cares
00:06:11| you put legs negative numbers for passing guys you're just gonna make sure
00:06:13| you can shoot exactly and then you see how that plays out in the game I made I
00:06:19| made it work but you know you like make icons of the people that way like even
00:06:24| like in the NFL games I always made too I always made two running backs and I
00:06:30| make one it's really tiny and super fast guy and I make a gigantic
00:06:35| we enormous amount yeah I go back at his nap and then I'd be like I'd see how
00:06:41| their line was and if the line was like all kind of like smashed in the middle I
00:06:44| just I go wide and if they're all kind of loose give it to the fat guy who just
00:06:48| like boom when you see like body's just like falling backwards interesting go
00:06:54| five animals can't lie playing the game a lot what what key no house man I think
00:07:05| it's so what year like 96 is a this is when I was like 11 as well yeah think
00:07:13| about this man 96 is 20 years old is that possible that games old enough to
00:07:21| buy beer Wow Wow here I've never it's weird when the video games get old so in
00:07:32| college NHL Oh 407 there was an NHL we played
00:07:40| every day our junior college and it was a real season like we we turned the
00:07:47| minutes so that they would really have like real time and we played all 82
00:07:51| games yeah there was any tell I want to say oh six oh four of three of five was
00:07:59| one of them the coolest thing about that game is the hit I think they were trying
00:08:05| to revolutionize the hit and it was still it was still a button it was
00:08:09| before the hit stick because they're gonna decided like a hip check or a
00:08:12| shoulder checker right depending which way you were skiing but what was awesome
00:08:16| is the computer wasn't smart enough to understand what interference was away
00:08:22| from the puck entirely so anytime the punk scored it added for the Gunners no
00:08:26| like oh he would be skating right to the point on his own and you would come beat
00:08:30| him to it and fishhook around and just come straight up so you're both going as
00:08:34| fast as possible in a big hit button and there'd be no penalty and the crowd
00:08:38| would erupt we had a projector it was like it took
00:08:42| up with the whole wall over one college buddies house and he bought a sound
00:08:46| system so we would crank it because we just lived in a house we're in
00:08:50| college we're getting wasted playing NHL oh four and the thing is I think it was
00:08:56| it was pretty new we were all three controllers or four controllers were
00:09:00| playing on the same team like locking into positions and we would there was
00:09:06| also a weird rule we were always the Flyers that's right and we always had to
00:09:12| have Michael Han Zeus score no no he so the idea will add the non non player
00:09:22| controlled he was computer no no no no no we usually my buddy Dan not you would
00:09:28| always control what was awesome is we would always just force in the puck
00:09:32| because it was like a running gag and we would win games like seven two or seven
00:09:36| for usually he would have four to six goals a game he ended the season with
00:09:43| like something like 103 goals and one assist which was an accident really
00:09:50| funny and I just remember we would always say things like my buddy
00:09:56| he learned the fake-out move with this stick mmm and we would just set up Zeus
00:10:00| on the breakaways all game there'd be lying changes but Zeus was on every line
00:10:08| yeah it was really fun but it's just it's cool when you remember individual
00:10:13| games and remember enduring level 99 he stays in it
00:10:17| no you couldn't change his stats I'm gonna just slow down once the first
00:10:20| period was like halfway done but I'm gonna just force the game to just let us
00:10:24| do it and one time he scored a slap shot from the red line and we thought that
00:10:29| was hilarious and then another in the same game he um he got hit in the head
00:10:35| with a puck and he just did like the stagger motion and it went into the net
00:10:39| and a third goal in that game this is this is the hat-trick game that I still
00:10:44| remember was he got tripped by an opponent and while he was in the air
00:10:48| somehow that the shoot button was being pressed so it's a shot from like him
00:10:52| being in the air as in score they scored the hat trick but it's so funny I still
00:10:57| remember individual goals from a video game season we played
00:11:04| the memories being formed we won a Stanley Cup and Randy Robitaille
00:11:10| I remember him I remember yeah fourth line and he scored four goals and my god
00:11:14| Stanley Cup clinching game although that went out the window for me I don't know
00:11:26| I mean I'd remember that fat guy might not have them people I'd also remember
00:11:31| the Hail Mary cuz I made the one guy super fast with good hands
00:11:34| like if I'm losing him just like screw it I'm gonna do the play I know it works
00:11:42| oh yeah that games also too over-the-top violence I'll bet I feel like that game
00:11:48| would hold up the test of time like you could see that in an arcade game today I
00:11:52| think it would certain games would um did we talk about for burnout we did not
00:12:00| but I that games amazing that's there hasn't been a game that just cars
00:12:05| wreckage other and blow up like that since I did see supposing a reddit about
00:12:09| I don't know what simulator it was it was like NASCAR 2003 which I wasn't
00:12:15| familiar with but I remember Indy 500 I had that game and the whole purpose was
00:12:19| to get pissed off because you weren't good at it and drive backwards as fast
00:12:24| as you can at the lead car take them out oh yeah you do tires and every blue
00:12:31| island just like I won it's the only game that you would start up and it
00:12:43| would ask you a question from the booklet like the manual would have like
00:12:48| the winner interview yeah the winner of the 1896 Indy 500 was and you have to
00:12:54| flip through the book so I was like you said oh three that's like just when the
00:13:00| Google's getting big huh yeah no this was before before it the Indy 500 was
00:13:04| way before it so it was like goop you couldn't Google the answer so like
00:13:08| it somewhere in the middle there I lost the book and I keep guessing because
00:13:12| like the answer is recycled but right at some
00:13:14| I just couldn't play the game because I didn't have the stupid manual anymore
00:13:17| weird mmm asshole game who does that that is a
00:13:21| bit of an a-hole game but uh burn out games definitely fill that hole where
00:13:26| your they were awesome just because slow motion Linux they were they were
00:13:32| beautiful do you remember there were certain
00:13:35| levels where you just had to blow up as much as you could click Destruction
00:13:39| Derby double levels cut no like your car was a bomb so you would drive and hit as
00:13:45| many things as you could and then you go into that slow-mo crash mood and there
00:13:49| was a button you could press as soon as you were you can still move while you're
00:13:52| crashed load it would explode right right all right and you've ended caused
00:13:55| so much damage that you know you want a gold medal or whatever restart or
00:14:00| something yeah it was beautiful that did that in the knee pockets I love the need
00:14:05| for speeds the one with all the the keys Hobbs City no I didn't play that one but
00:14:11| I almost bought it the other day probably which one was that you know oh
00:14:15| I don't know I think that might have been like an original one they had all
00:14:18| these ramps and a little like alleyways in the city that you could cut through
00:14:21| and even be like driving on top of like skyscrapers to get these keys I think
00:14:27| Need for Speed 3 was on Sega what about right the action needs to verify order
00:14:36| XS up games here cuz everyone knows that the trolls and their basements love
00:14:40| games so much but they're gonna answer questions in fact I can't believe they
00:14:45| had enough time from jagang on their games to listen to us and correct us but
00:14:50| I'm glad they do and I hope they hit like and subscribe
00:14:53| yes we're not gonna love you but will like it a little bit well like it
00:14:57| the of trying to remember something o game-related because you know we could
00:15:02| spend a whole episode on video games yeah and upcoming we're gonna do it okay
00:15:05| we're going we do destiny to we're gonna talk all about game what what I did do
00:15:09| though is um I bought the Wolfenstein game and I can't play that around my kid
00:15:14| so I bought this honor mm-hmm and I can't play that around my kid but I did
00:15:18| get playing some of it that's a really cool game did you like Pete for deus ex
00:15:23| did not play that game either of Deus Ex thief
00:15:28| the original not thief I might have played Deus Ex but not I remember go
00:15:34| wild go it's pretty ok it's pretty cool it's worth it check out huge it's always
00:15:40| worth a video review of the game because when you read reviews like I've read
00:15:46| reviews on this game and it was like really good it's creative it's different
00:15:49| than anything and I was like hello this might change my mind this might change
00:15:53| my life we're getting good reviews on PC websites and everything I buy it and I'm
00:15:59| like oh it's pretty much like whoever made the thief must have made this game
00:16:02| and taking ideas pay effects now it just so happened I like the but it like
00:16:06| didn't I could see where I'd be like bummed because it controls like it like
00:16:12| to look lean maneuver or in shadows and whatever but it's I happen to like that
00:16:17| game so it's it's gonna be awesome it'd be interesting to review games
00:16:20| based on what you thought they were like right because that's you can't describe
00:16:25| how like you know we love do right you know we love doing 2016 mm-hmm yeah it's
00:16:31| it's almost impossible for me to describe why I like it but it's very
00:16:34| much in the movement and the way Luud and kind of write write draws you in and
00:16:40| then it kept the pace get you right it keeps going faster faster ambassador and
00:16:47| then when you only kill that last guy with the berserker fists that catharsis
00:16:55| is that the animal were you you enjoy just ripping someone's body open and
00:17:00| like spine everywhere and you're like well here's like a face eyes for some
00:17:06| reason it's like moment I waited for all day very interesting but we do yeah I
00:17:16| feel that could be a channel that could be worthwhile right right we're not
00:17:20| gonna do any more video game talk here because we could talk forever about
00:17:24| video games and I think most of our viewers are good hard-working American
00:17:28| people yeah mm-hmm we're in their booth they fixing their collar selves up by
00:17:34| their straps yeah yeah that didn't okay their mind smurfy I
00:17:40| think we took care of this mark and the smile that was pretty good unless you
00:17:42| got one no I actually did and every what it was there's a different piece of
00:17:48| paper huh okay do you have a smirk or a smile no I think the video games covered
00:17:53| it um until 99 Wayne Gretzky's head bleedin that's good good stuff Headley B
00:18:02| yeah well I NHL 93 sorry I said 99 I remember the bleeding talked about the
00:18:08| brick wall is the goalie yeah that was on Wayne Gretzky's Wayne Gretzky's Wayne
00:18:13| Gretzky's right right my buddy always says he knew the trick
00:18:16| like if you took a slap shot with one second left exactly you'll score no
00:18:19| matter what because like the game was it was designed to make a highlight you
00:18:24| don't mean so if you shoot that much time it was like it's just like wow
00:18:27| that's crazy really you're like no I just did it
00:18:31| because there's one second left like I get it manipulate the game manipulating
00:18:35| you isn't that what everybody mean is I
00:18:38| think so that's why I keep playing these stupid mobile games mm-hmm Holly the
00:18:43| whole level and called it for you though yeah oh definitely
00:18:46| we're gonna save it we're gonna talk about only do just thank you do you
00:18:49| think we were like top 200 in the world all right top 500 I'd say is a pair
00:18:54| we're probably up there and don't okay that's interesting I would have
00:18:59| liked to have perspectives like with us against them he's like right because
00:19:03| it's very like a flash play in the samurai so it's like you're like where
00:19:17| to go no one knows what we're talking about yeah we'll talk about it in the
00:19:21| future though you will get it there folks huh
00:19:24| pull your jets I'm gonna address this little play ruins our website ooh
00:19:28| so we got scenario here we go react to this oh can you react this let's bring
00:19:34| it home yeah I've got a good one for you so so I'm dying and you Dan yeah yeah I
00:19:43| need I need an organ what organs are you willing to give me
00:19:48| the ones I have to of I'm like kind of game that I maybe give it so here's a
00:19:52| pen so you're saying I could use to your your skin I don't have two skins you
00:19:58| have a lot of skin you have excess cut one organ we're gonna brag about how big
00:20:03| the skin organ is then that's one okay you can't brag about it being like five
00:20:08| hundred skins so but yeah you know if we do a game would slice it up though so
00:20:16| you give me one of your eyes no okay you changing the your answer now what if I
00:20:23| didn't have any eyes some of the ones I've say I'll describe everything just
00:20:29| keep this earbud and I'll just explain everything to you there's a beautiful
00:20:35| sunset you feel peace what about I see the teeth give me anything I guess okay
00:20:46| city teeth yeah would be a decline how your friend Dan is that of teeth I'll
00:20:54| give them a few thanks but no thanks awkward so what about things that can
00:21:04| regrow it like the liver and bone man yeah I don't care tape my liver bump ow
00:21:09| so you forego all the pain you'd be like oh that's fine give me all the they're
00:21:12| given eight tons of drugs I guess the the healing though right yeah I think
00:21:16| you'd be down and out for about a month or two with a liver only deliver hope
00:21:20| liver yeah and there's a drinking you can't drink alcohol when you're on
00:21:24| recovery where what the podcast is an area I love medical stuff see what else
00:21:34| what else you got let me see uh uh I got a heart which you're not gonna give me
00:21:38| okay you're not gonna give me any shoulders or arms no fingers what about
00:21:42| like if I lost like one crucial like the pinky get rid of right I have a PA for
00:21:47| thumb yes thank you cricket a minor disorder literally no it's not weird I
00:21:56| never check this out okay I bend the knuckles everything's fine
00:22:00| nobody knows what's going on I'm a regular guy and
00:22:02| and I straight now one of my pendant so I don't want that I'll take the other
00:22:08| one oh no I say that's what that's about it
00:22:10| just the crooked one oh I guess I'm taking that one it's so
00:22:15| functional as the thumb thank you support my bed
00:22:19| pinky thought it looked kind of like a thumb since it's weird
00:22:23| yes spleen no one cares about spleen intestines I was gonna help you with
00:22:29| this you were gonna give me the spleen yeah
00:22:32| not the whole thing it grows back right out there dis bling grows back
00:22:36| what about on Peter Forsberg hair to spin the spleen I think they can take
00:22:40| out the spleen and you'll survive actually I think it just is a like a
00:22:44| immunosuppressant or something it like takes care of diseases somehow I thought
00:22:49| purified to blood somehow you could be right for the blood okay in the comment
00:22:54| section below this directions I probably filter out diseases from the blood how
00:22:59| about this what if I had to give you one of my testes hmm if you were out of them
00:23:05| with a layup my children your children here's my question would it make me half
00:23:11| as barrel really I think I know a 75% I know you can function I don't know if
00:23:17| you need to like test testosterone shots or anything right right but I'm saying
00:23:20| um I'm worried about me I give up my custody not you oh you know I would have
00:23:26| become half as manly sort of like you know the hormones or whatever do I still
00:23:30| get the same amount of less manly it's not possible I did use a hair blow dryer
00:23:39| all those yeah nice conditioner I can tell that's a feminine conditioner look
00:23:43| at the gleaned goodness there's some sparkle and shine in there should never
00:23:48| brought this up I'm gonna just be staring to my bottom right the whole
00:23:51| podcast apparently distracted I see em I see
00:23:56| what's on here uh toes little needs any toes eating a meal or two yes you don't
00:24:01| need to yo so I played hockey one way my first teammate know he's hockey mm-hmm
00:24:07| well calm dose he um he's like pretty much smoke weed everyday' but um
00:24:14| he ran a lawnmower service so you need one date no keep going oh okay well he
00:24:22| um he ran over his foot and lost like three or four of his toes
00:24:26| ooh so he was really really good at ice hockey but after that he was just like
00:24:31| good at ice hockey so anyway he was really mattered in ice hockey today well
00:24:37| I think they effected his balance and the weight and the way it fits in the
00:24:40| scheme could he have like prosthetics just like little weights to talk about I
00:24:47| guess he could have but he never did and I he wasn't gonna go pro pro hockey
00:24:52| anyway he was just he was much better he was incredible well what's funny is on
00:24:56| because I never had ice skated up till three weeks before I started playing ice
00:25:02| hockey they stuck me on the line with the two best players because they
00:25:05| figured it would neutralize might be exam right oh it did dude I would score
00:25:10| goals like crazy because I would be best a two-person net awkwardly and stand in
00:25:14| front and those it was Brian and Stokes and they would just dish me passes all
00:25:18| the time and I just be like smack and I screwed up they were skating back to get
00:25:25| it anyway but I can't even tell the one story I can't tell that story they're
00:25:31| gonna say you keep it about your intestines give me so give me some of
00:25:34| your distance large or small my poop makers or the large you have less of so
00:25:42| it's kind of more important so I guess would you give me your large part of you
00:25:46| large for the whole thing and then he screams bleep awesome explain do give me
00:25:53| your large intestine no guy but I'll be fine yeah be part of that I think cuz um
00:25:59| they're my girlfriends and had her bowel replaced hmm and she's sort of fine
00:26:06| today like there's certain foods she can't eat she has to just always be like
00:26:09| yeah focused and right referred to me she seems like she looks a pretty happy
00:26:15| healthy life and that's so you would you'd be alright
00:26:18| so you'd be good giving me all the stuff you listed not legally but yeah
00:26:25| now what if I wanted that all at the same time like I had some gruesome
00:26:28| incident where I had pieces of me missing hold on then no need to call you
00:26:33| Nick - I'm Petter starring Nick and I so the follow-up is how much do you think
00:26:50| these things cost in the black market honestly I'm guessing like 20k for the
00:26:55| lowest priced organ and 500k for the highest price organ so like the kidney
00:27:01| the heart and the liver are the highest priced ones so in what order do you
00:27:04| think they are like most people think kidney lung heart but although kidney
00:27:10| liver or heart yep yeah it was actually pretty close and the kidney is I don't
00:27:16| know how old this is but it's like 250 K the livers like 150 K and the hearts
00:27:21| like 120 K really so it's really it's a reasonably priced organ organ I bet
00:27:28| those million and billionaires out there I bet they have these stashed away
00:27:32| however they have spares if there's a friend of our podcast it's Branson and
00:27:38| whoever it's a comedy podcast I think I mentioned before but they always do they
00:27:43| pretend they're making a podcast and then it's the first episode of that
00:27:47| podcast the Paragons of truth I'm trying to think of what the name of the actual
00:27:51| podcast is anyway they really love us we're really best friend I'm great but
00:27:57| their most recent one was uh they pretended they were billionaire tech
00:28:01| guys making a podcast huh so for an hour they do a podcast and they pretend
00:28:07| they're tech billionaires and that's the whole the whole premise all joke next
00:28:11| episode there they were anime guys next episode they were like difficult how
00:28:16| it'll off it is but you should hear it they're very good at what they do they
00:28:22| everything's tongue-in-cheek what's funny about the one I just heard because
00:28:26| I just did my lawn I listen to those guys uh-huh they uh they constantly make
00:28:31| references to how as billionaires they are they drink the sweetest sweetest
00:28:36| blood and it keeps me and yep they have a friend who owns an
00:28:41| affray book company it was I think it C it might even be a real person he owns
00:28:44| like some super mobile company and they're like I can't believe so and so
00:28:48| it always gets fifteen-year-old blood I can't even get 20 year old blood yeah I
00:28:53| know and half the time you can't tell if they're Croatian oh yeah and they were
00:28:56| like going over I was cracking up and I was like but maybe would you boo you
00:29:04| would buy it right that they really like bathe in blood or drink it or have it
00:29:08| injected and stuff about plasmas I I know that other people just they use
00:29:14| animal blood they drink it and they make food out of it so human blood you got to
00:29:18| be pretty much the similar head and I mean human blood will reproduce itself
00:29:22| so it's not like you're killing a person that they would technically I guess if
00:29:26| you could get extra red blood cells you'd feel like pump every bit P um you
00:29:31| get an extra oxygen it's called blood doping yeah and feel like they're
00:29:35| actually your own yeah the Russian hockey player for the Rangers yeah who's
00:29:40| gonna be a star and then he passed he won't on the bed yeah that's how crazy
00:29:46| would be to get his name you think we'd get his name something to see something
00:29:50| with off at the end here to check the channel ah slob check this love-hate rum
00:29:59| I know yeah I could picture I could I say falling down on the band-aids ago
00:30:05| six years ago was that more I'm just trying to test time here as I grow old
00:30:09| or like time moves weirdly yeah it we're gonna dwell on this it'll pop in in the
00:30:17| middle of a segment we'll just shout it out screaming yeah gonna come up I kind
00:30:22| of feel like searching in Beaumont I know I know I'm not I thought about we
00:30:29| got next one of our favorite segments which one
00:30:34| it's the celebrities this is crazy as part of the whole show we literally we
00:30:44| challenge celebrities in the community some of them are like a listers some of
00:30:49| them are people you even believe dan tell me what we got
00:30:52| today ooh I get to pick the celebrity but you either pick the scenario how
00:30:57| about that uh sure hmm I don't think it's gonna happen but
00:31:01| I want to call out Stephen King who have been on it kick recently that he has on
00:31:08| a tweet kick lately really makes between his storm yeah so you should tweet at
00:31:13| the unmanned hours okay question what he's doing well we should tweet because
00:31:20| he's probably a little busy right now but we should get his attention
00:31:22| hmm tweet at him and then he'll respond to us saying that how fantastic we are
00:31:28| how poignant are our dialogue is how salient needs to Jeff well who's he
00:31:36| going up against first off hmm this is a guy-guy challenge this should be a
00:31:40| guy-guy challenge I'll tell you I could it'd be like who's the writer of Harry
00:31:43| Potter I don't know she's she was homeless right is that the only I don't
00:31:50| remember her name but I'm sure everyone's gonna you want to skip to the
00:31:54| other guy guy you do a guy guy because I RL challenge still alive no he is our
00:32:01| all-time Stephen King there's two spooks guys in the world guys
00:32:08| we challenge you to what's called the Super Soaker baby pee we want you both
00:32:14| to drink a whole gallon of water wear a diaper right and see whose diaper can
00:32:22| weigh the most with urine or they drink at the the most amount of
00:32:28| water they can or is a set amount of warrant water that ones one gallon and
00:32:31| then however much pee even turn it into is like that's the winner wow that's
00:32:36| going to challenge like sterile water suck the water on your body right so oh
00:32:55| you're saying they were sure I don't know I'm just making that up
00:33:05| easy well coffee shooting call downs I'm gonna drink this gallon of water right
00:33:13| wait chewing on a coffee beans disqualified get out of here no good no
00:33:20| good anyway you guys ready for it you horror they have to be typing a story at
00:33:29| the same time though I mean how are they gonna pass the time
00:33:31| well these horror writers that have made so many of us pee our pants over the
00:33:36| years with their terrifying visions of of crazy nighttime terrors I keep on the
00:33:44| Bears I don't know now you're going to pee your pants for charity we should
00:33:53| donate like I'm going down the amount in my head like $100 and oh the American
00:34:04| bed-wetter fun point is Briah yeah a targeted audience for bed-wetters
00:34:14| how would you pose that money you do at Randolph yeah nine dollars if this is
00:34:21| actually under the bed wetters rubber rubber sheets I assumed I'd be really
00:34:26| uncomfortable your ass off I think that's a sexual thing is it really yeah
00:34:34| ping and rubber or something I don't know huh that seems weird because I
00:34:38| think all the fetishes are cool and then like get to a point where they start
00:34:41| getting so specific it's like you almost feel like well I almost feel like it's
00:34:48| gonna get to the point where it's like I'm looking for a girl called Sarah
00:34:51| Connor that's born in 2031 and she has to have blond hair and I need her to
00:34:56| suck on a lollipop while I you know jerk off wearing blue underwear or something
00:35:02| and you're like yes that's gonna take a bit man I'm gonna have one of those that
00:35:06| handicraft generators so you can put your hand on it
00:35:10| yeah I'm gonna terminate myself into you I mean huh see I was going the other way
00:35:18| like you'd pull out like a manual and it'd be like putting together a piece of
00:35:22| Ikea furniture to figure out what your fetish is Oh
00:35:25| like most different things you figure out like just by inputting data dater
00:35:29| yeah Dave dater that's what um I think a teacher at our
00:35:34| high schools to say hey you so my college roommate Tom he always made fun
00:35:40| woman he goes David dater so I started doing it what's interesting you should
00:35:44| bring up sexual things because so some people have this weird fetish which I
00:35:53| never got I'll say I never I never do folks at home I'll be the judge I'm
00:35:58| pretty good at Jan judging being sexual honesty sexual honesty sexual honesty
00:36:05| level so now you know key word here keywords sex dolls they're like
00:36:11| miniature versions of people but I think they're like four or five feet tall and
00:36:15| you can they don't really look like real people but you could imagine they are
00:36:19| they're made to look like real people um with Super Troopers where he puts the
00:36:26| sex doll in his roof it was that like a full rubber like full body thing or
00:36:30| that'll blow up it's a blow so I'm wondering do they make something that's
00:36:35| crazy way better than them yeah it's like a skin type resin and then they
00:36:39| make it so it you could actually do your whatever you're gonna do to it like you
00:36:44| pose it again I think it's flexible so how many holes actress customize your
00:36:58| doll with extreme price this guy that's gonna be if you want the third hole
00:37:06| you're paying buddy you get right one hole
00:37:11| I got an ear dog might be perfect for some people but what when I truly found
00:37:20| disgusting was that there's a company in China that
00:37:24| that started up and they they even send a pictures of real people and I'll do it
00:37:30| oh no it made a rental sex doll business [Laughter]
00:37:41| on the blackboard it was like use once you rinse it all back it's good to go to
00:37:50| do Brazil's like do you have to rinse off he was like no in fact we'll clean
00:37:56| them all ourselves spray with Lysol yeah I think they already closed that closed
00:38:02| their doors after like two years of business
00:38:04| they probably got the first one back and we're like no I think well I don't know
00:38:15| that's one room right there interesting yes so mom say there what's with this
00:38:23| isn't there another thing with sex dolls is it where people pretend they're
00:38:26| dating them and it's their pillow my way through waifu is that a real thing
00:38:32| there's a pillow I'm pretty sure it's like a pillow with like an anime girl in
00:38:38| like a scantily dressed is that like you'd lay you lay like a a lay honor
00:38:44| it's like it's like a whole body length pillow it has so you just like squeeze
00:38:48| it like it's a stuffed animal or it is it like have other things involved know
00:38:54| if it has holes or not I mean who knows asking yep thank you I know now knowing
00:39:04| most men in the world today I don't think it needs holes they're gonna if
00:39:09| they're gonna have sex with it they can have sex with it I'm gonna find out god
00:39:13| bless them those heroes out there they bright could I find the hole Oh anyway
00:39:20| not a virgin anymore this does bring me to an interesting point you know my
00:39:31| friend huge big listener to the podcast you fit into the story
00:39:35| I hope he does he has sex stop what he does not she has a sex doll and
00:39:41| sometimes he's never sure he should give it to the sex doll or his real-life
00:39:45| girlfriend she said no what she thinks about the planet and its shape will say
00:39:53| this oh yeah so sometimes in anger he gives it to the sex talk
00:39:58| when it very when a human being is willing to have sex with him he opts for
00:40:04| the doll you know why she texted any one time because afterwards he can peel it I
00:40:10| thought oh my gosh are you some kind of doll and he said whatever you do do not
00:40:19| mention us on the podcast oh Jesus what'd I just do anyway it's not it's
00:40:26| not the huge I apologize he said that's all I hear anyway so that's what he goes
00:40:37| with his hello everybody named it uh Cherise the Clarice and colleagues at
00:40:46| Clarisse with an L might freak him out if it was actually Clarisse though
00:40:50| that's why it's named Charisse my pick my bed so that was the huge segment of
00:40:56| the podcast yeah that's a good segment we're up to hmm
00:41:03| product Oh real quick would you have sex with a sex doll there have to be
00:41:09| circumstances and probably not it's never been used and you're locked in a
00:41:16| tower hey you're on a deserted island and your only companion is a sex doll
00:41:23| yeah okay in that instance I would probably get bored and try something
00:41:28| like when how much time is it like four days three days are you like looking at
00:41:40| every day I'm doing this ridiculous it's a sex doll I would never give it to that
00:41:44| I have a happy fulfilling life and then it literally cuts the cat
00:41:48| the next need is just you Oh give it to this doll on a sandy beach while
00:41:53| coconuts lay everywhere what if that was your your Redemption like that was the
00:41:57| only thing that fluttered on the island and you had to use it as a rift you just
00:42:02| the only the only part where your head would rest it was right down here in the
00:42:05| brush if you kept going I'm so tired and then they'd find you drifting in the
00:42:12| ocean we have to save those two and you use pull your head up it is you got a
00:42:17| mustache and everything here thank you saving hmm it saves a sex doll instead
00:42:42| down by the seashore for sailors with seamen up to their Rotem seeking
00:42:55| transition on the Berk wait did want to bring up here the UM
00:43:02| painters were always looking for new things we're always trying new things
00:43:05| we're always we're edging to take on the world and what I think as a partial
00:43:10| millennial like I'm not full millennial but I think I represent Oh miles it's 84
00:43:15| and on oh I have a said my story with this one but you didn't keep going cuz
00:43:19| you technically are a girl I thought we weren't opposing Dino I don't identify
00:43:24| with that group but essentially 84 and older well for the podcast we are
00:43:30| Millennials so we if I ruin yours do you go you did you did all right so we're
00:43:40| not Millennials know who we are I think Millennials are a target
00:43:45| audience right now they're the next ones to take over yeah finally
00:43:48| sure they are yeah get all those not jerk off generations out of there
00:43:52| what if I told you I had something that was 11 inches you could blow and would
00:43:57| help you learn something that would change your life forever
00:44:01| forever really it's only 11 inches more than 11 inches
00:44:09| uh-huh are you counting the curve oh stem to stern it's 11 inches
00:44:15| it's the playmate trumpet learning play Wow I thought myself who needs us
00:44:20| I'm gonna just play instruments myself well no no it's 11 inches it has no
00:44:25| buttons but as the the FO buttons we call them hurry and it's an ergonomic
00:44:29| hand picture so if you or your child or anyone wants to use it
00:44:33| well it's something that's pretty easy to pick up that's pretty fantastic it
00:44:36| doesn't teach you to play trumpet exactly but at least it gives you the
00:44:40| basics so now once I'm doing this get your lungs ready yep
00:44:45| make sure there's a good suction that sounds horrendous anyway that kid it
00:44:58| teaches people proper technique I hope you not donated there yeah nothing
00:45:02| proper proper oral maneuvers yeah and what can I say folks it it only plays
00:45:10| the one note over over again I thought this thing was gonna cost like $39.99
00:45:27| because I'm trying to teach my kid about music I'm trying to just trying to find
00:45:31| anything it's gonna get his lungs going yes really good then blowww muscles
00:45:36| going go well folks it can be yours all fagets on type in plain 8-iron play
00:45:43| trumpet blue model 1199 how much we crap Wow that's about what I thought it would
00:45:54| cost that piece of crap how annoying is that when your son uses that he stops
00:46:01| the use it about as long as I just used it right there it's all holy shit
00:46:07| it literally doesn't even change notes it doesn't do anything I was looking
00:46:11| online for the same price I can either get other models ones that are right
00:46:15| back trumpets yeah I could've bought a real tumbler for a dollar or there's no
00:46:19| what trumpets calls like they're debunking I've no idea so is the
00:46:22| downselect where you're like well it's cheaper and you're like hundred ninety
00:46:29| percent works he's not gonna know any better
00:46:31| he's a notice trumpet he's not sure he'll think that thing is a trumpet for
00:46:35| his entire life and then right when he dies so just be like blow a trumpet boy
00:46:46| [Music] so the word at the moment you got any
00:46:54| words any words to use it wasn't used earlier out about Artie no I forgot
00:46:59| about it already too but I have one I have a band that I really like I also
00:47:04| like the name of it the word of it Incubus like succubus yeah
00:47:10| the female version is the succubus just so missus or males yeah
00:47:15| thank you mrs. are this the sexual desired male it's like almost like
00:47:19| interview of the vampire those vampires were like irresistible to women
00:47:23| that's good Nikki mrs. same thing with the succubus except for you know very
00:47:28| interesting made me think of Brandon boy its crew thank goodness
00:47:33| yep I know that I know my grandfather used to listen thanks cubits right yeah
00:47:42| had they come out with anything since like grenades they did they came out
00:47:47| with nimble bastard which whoa I don't even know that even though I know what's
00:47:51| interesting I think they're losing their touch but sometimes it's like think
00:47:55| about it Dirk Lance the bass player he left the group around like grenades or a
00:48:00| crow left the murder one of the top really both of those were good right now
00:48:05| I'm down with that well actually I don't remember like grenades that much but um
00:48:08| pull up the murder what's gonna head boil and water or whatever oil and
00:48:12| so not sure anyway I enjoyed a few of the songs on that CD might even been
00:48:17| like grenades yeah I knew about good lost their kind of funky age right well
00:48:22| when you get rid of a funky bass player look what happens it's interesting as
00:48:26| you bring up music to like what do you think the root of music is ah nice
00:48:31| Oh like literally I guess so like music is your muse so they called
00:48:36| it something that would be like a muse with your own emotions and feelings so
00:48:42| music would you like it yep kind of curious if that is linked together or
00:48:47| not and I see news hmm like it was logical
00:48:55| to me it did sound it while we're on the subject I let give a quick shout-out to
00:49:04| black soulful music blank soulful music that's what I've been into for the past
00:49:12| week ago not sure why huh I mentioned them before on a
00:49:16| previous pipet podcast but c'mon see Washington and it's um truth well his CD
00:49:21| harmony just kicked off it's pretty cool that's one someone's like jazzy ish you
00:49:26| know that's more jazz like I get you don't ignore that folks unless you're
00:49:30| into jazz it's not quite my thing but that's okay right sure but what is your
00:49:36| thing who you don't know well you do know about Leon bridges I don't know him
00:49:40| oh you do I think he um some of his stuff has made the radio it's just very
00:49:48| bluesy old-school there's a touch of hint of loss and a touch of just raw
00:49:54| emotion I don't know blues blues gets me it's one big Zeppelin guy cuz they like
00:49:59| the steel blues like I'm cool with that um but when I was checking out Leon
00:50:05| bridges and I was into River and a few other songs which I loved I found a new
00:50:10| guy who I absolutely loved his like his name is Michael Kiwanuka gets a lot to
00:50:18| say he should change his name it is I would agree with it except his song love
00:50:24| and hate it's friggin awesome it's like blues
00:50:26| with a little bit of church eNOS and they're like there's a little bit of
00:50:29| like gospel touch just a little touch cuz I had too much
00:50:32| I don't like preachy stuff he even has a couple songs they're kind of preachy but
00:50:37| like there's a time and a place for everything I mean you know I'm totally
00:50:41| cool with it but the song love and hate and a little cold heart I believe live
00:50:47| my freakin unbelievable and if you get a chance you want to check out some really
00:50:53| good shì to be because we don't curse on this podcast okay check out a little
00:51:01| bit there Michael Kiwanuka love and hate check that song out it's like eight
00:51:05| minutes long but it feels like it's gorgeous anyway I've been on a black
00:51:12| blues soul kick lately so it's nice no good cuz sometimes I listen a heavy
00:51:19| metal that probably is by some white supremacist sometimes I listen to old
00:51:24| school rock I like the belt I like that's what America's about
00:51:27| freedom your expression baby so here's my question for you what if you find out
00:51:33| your favorite music group supports an awful political side or like like um I
00:51:40| don't know decide he takes a Pink Floyd's guitarist David Gilmour
00:51:45| he's either like super Pro Jewish or super anti Israel now so he's anywhere
00:51:51| you don't still remember which is good with the podcast um no no I I actually
00:51:54| don't remember which he is because I think whatever it is is over-the-top
00:51:57| ridiculous I don't know things either like I think maybe the Jews are liars
00:52:01| and blah blah blah except I might be wrong in which case
00:52:04| I'd be miss Corey maybe he's Jewish and he thinks everyone hates Israel is going
00:52:08| to hell I don't remember I just remember he made some ridiculous statement it's
00:52:12| probably not true and he's one of my favorite arcs from an employee I would
00:52:16| say to that Lana I don't care what your views are if you make good music I just
00:52:19| want the musical part I mean right people in my everyday life only take the
00:52:24| intellectual part from me and don't give a shit about me so why does it matter
00:52:29| taking it your sexy part you know oh because you're super sexy yeah
00:52:36| I'm only I'm a one-woman man locked in didn't say how many men man you were for
00:52:49| the podcast that's a wink meaning just one just you it's a double eyebrow raise
00:52:54| that's what that is and my eyebrows are super cow pic caterpillar II so you got
00:52:59| a feature ready for it um I'm ready for it
00:53:02| um interesting that probably leads us to our next segment
00:53:07| yeah it does it's the main topic is what are the next segment well it kind of is
00:53:12| I didn't research it research I've just been a part of it for a while but anyone
00:53:17| who knows President of the United States Donald Trump has recently been involving
00:53:23| himself in NFL protests hmm where do they originally originally protested
00:53:30| about they I don't know any sport allottee was that what the original one
00:53:34| was for so Colin Kaepernick quarterback from the 49ers was taking a knee during
00:53:40| the anthem to protest and raise awareness for police brutality against
00:53:46| black victims like the a while ago right that was a long time ago prey case I'm
00:53:52| trying to think all the cases like say a Ferguson did yourself there's a
00:53:56| ridiculous amount where more so than just like well that's just a coincidence
00:54:00| so I I totally get it it's a good cause no problem it early on
00:54:07| when he started doing it I thought it was very I don't want to say corny I
00:54:14| used to think it was like bothersome almost like come on dude not throwing
00:54:19| NFL just trying to watch a game this is originally what I thought this is on
00:54:23| talking but a few years ago on the kind of the downslope now he's not doing so
00:54:27| hot well hold on so so I'll give you a little in and out here so everything I
00:54:31| was rg3 that injuries cut him to pieces dude ending up with Cleveland and then I
00:54:38| think we injured him against yeah cuz he was before Kaepernick right right okay
00:54:43| keep going but um he was on I don't think he was on top of his game when
00:54:49| this whole thing started I think in the downslide and he's not a great
00:54:54| quarterback to my eyes like he has trouble with the short passes
00:54:58| intermediate passes and he has a sweet long long bomb and again I I don't do
00:55:03| tape so you can check the tape but uh he's built like Gallup for like 15 yards
00:55:09| at a time and that would just screw defenses a lot but he McNabb right
00:55:13| exactly hmm but eventually if you can figure out how to contain him that way
00:55:17| and force him to throw I feel like he became less and less effective like you
00:55:23| they were keeping him in a pocket they were daring him to try and throw into
00:55:26| coverages and I think he was making mistakes
00:55:28| it wasn't he wasn't that good still have an athlete yeah the bad he's young guys
00:55:33| career is a shame although he's still he's still young no I'm he's like twenty
00:55:36| eight nine I feel like so you know in quarterback talk Tom Brees for him 40
00:55:43| before you want more Elliott he's got a mental game he's not for the truck well
00:55:46| so that's what I'm saying so you figure a quarterback should be able to play
00:55:50| mentally as they grow up mm-hmm right true cuz physically for the
00:55:54| first half a career you can really get away with anything
00:55:56| yeah later on you got to start developing the mental aspects the knock
00:56:01| on him was that he wasn't developing the mental aspects enough and this whole
00:56:07| protesting I feel like it was kind of getting booted out of his job eventually
00:56:14| lost his job and as of last year when he was done no one signed him and he was
00:56:22| the poster boy for black lives matter all this other stuff and I think all the
00:56:28| owners in the NFL I think are white like the old-timey white guys like you know
00:56:32| what I mean like a whole third beta money he secretly hate black people but
00:56:36| aren't like they don't on slaves but they're like they don't like black
00:56:40| people like I mean like I I mean I could pay sure all those people sure sure the
00:56:46| idea was that Colin Kaepernick was not getting a backup quarterback job in this
00:56:51| league because they were just mad at him like it was like almost like a moment I
00:56:56| don't want your black lives matter and your protests and your all this stuff
00:57:00| like we're not going to touch it and there's rumor going around that all
00:57:04| the owners blackballed them like they they decided amongst themselves
00:57:08| hey don't hire paint don't hire hey you don't I mean yeah collude is super legal
00:57:13| right super legal I won't go so far as to say they probably openly colluded
00:57:19| it's probably a secret nod type thing like can you imagine being the one owner
00:57:25| who does hire him like I guess you get them at a cheap price oh no no I I would
00:57:33| like I have no comment on oh okay all right
00:57:36| I think cuz we'll be cuz we're Millennials yeah my generation different
00:57:41| than the one prior but I think this one looks at hiring him like baby
00:57:45| Amy admitting a mistake and B be admitting that all 32 of us are racist
00:57:51| do you know what I mean so for him to a higher is beaten sold everyone else and
00:57:56| C to accept blame and I think it's hard for them at that age with billions of
00:58:02| dollars to admit all this hmm but what's interesting is around the NFL
00:58:08| lately um certain players have kind of been like hey we agree with Kaepernick
00:58:12| our backup quarterback is pretty garbage most of the quarterbacks in the league
00:58:17| are really bad like Colin Kaepernick would at least be one of the best backup
00:58:22| quarterbacks in the entire league he wasn't starting pretty - he'd be damn
00:58:25| better than whoever else you got back there
00:58:27| so why isn't he hired maybe is because this whole thing certain players were on
00:58:32| the league boasted black ones have been kneeling during the um national anthem
00:58:37| maybe uh like I know for the Eagles Jenkins he holds his hands up like this
00:58:41| guys do different things to show they just wanted to show the racist
00:58:47| commentary that yes forced him out or our commentary like a Colin tarriest
00:58:54| take on it the forceout the commentary hers Okla comment interesting is the
00:58:59| people now who are doing news stories on it are saying that they're doing it
00:59:05| because it's the anthem and they don't like the anthem so really the troops
00:59:08| agent Neal and now it becomes a players versus the troops argument which kind of
00:59:12| wasn't the original argument and then Donald Jake
00:59:16| our wonderful president what we did he gonna retweets tweets from the Trumper I
00:59:21| was kind of from eating cold we've the Trumpster but let's say I didn't see
00:59:26| some ridiculous things I can't like he gets involved in the some of the
00:59:30| stupidest arguments for some reason I don't even know on Twitter like it would
00:59:34| make more sense if his account was not real and it was just somebody else
00:59:37| presented already it seems like yeah and then Trump didn't even know about his
00:59:41| Twitter account you would think but he's really doing it yeah I know that's the
00:59:46| scary part well there's nothing to gain from tweeting when you're president
00:59:52| United States right no and he tweets a lot a lot every morning there's at least
00:59:57| five a day it's so crazy so you're gonna pick one out
01:00:02| yeah I'm looking for a good one here um you see like the one about Puerto Rico
01:00:10| after getting hit by a hurricane no that's a little above where I was right
01:00:13| here Texas and Florida are doing great but Puerto Rico which was already
01:00:16| suffering from broken infrastructure and massive and no electricity for three
01:00:20| days now right they're in deep trouble it's like thanks president of the United
01:00:25| States we really appreciate you telling us we're in trouble and that our
01:00:29| infrastructure and massive debt are really crippling us to be giveth right
01:00:33| again it doesn't become a political thing like if I took politics strictly
01:00:37| out of it and I was super Republican super Democrat super or whatever I could
01:00:42| still see this guy as a giant idiot baby dude can't control his emotions or his
01:00:47| now and has never been in politics that has never worked a day in his life I
01:00:51| think that's what people wanted they wanted somebody that was not gonna I
01:00:55| think just wanted someone who wasn't a politician yeah which strangely enough
01:00:59| I've thought about this if you're gonna hire a politician to do a job don't you
01:01:06| want the guy that's gonna be this the sleaziest most manipulative most you
01:01:10| know you know I guess Leslie's doing that for you yeah he's doing it for you
01:01:14| against other countries so he's being so deceptive that other countries don't
01:01:18| know what's coming so you're gaining against other
01:01:21| countries in China and that's not true in that country yeah but it's just like
01:01:25| North Korea I figure my North Korea here we go hold
01:01:31| on first off no one yeah if NFL Donald J Trump
01:01:35| if NFL fans refused to go to games until players stop disrespecting our flag and
01:01:40| country you will see change take place fast fire or suspend exclamation point
01:01:45| NFL attendance our ratings are way down boring games yes but many stay away
01:01:51| because they love our country League should back us great solidarity for our
01:01:57| national anthem and for our country standing with locked arms is good
01:02:01| kneeling not acceptable bad ratings it's almost a run-on sentence I don't
01:02:07| understand he shouldn't get involved in that because it's an expression of free
01:02:11| speech and it's a privately owned league so they could do what they want
01:02:14| he shouldn't be weighing on well anything to do anything I think it calls
01:02:18| all these players to turn against him like he's literally taking on the NFL
01:02:23| which if you're Donald J Trump don't take on everyone's favorite thing the
01:02:27| NFL in sports like it just seems like a no-win situation yeah don't attack
01:02:32| sports because that's that's the people like the people's think how about the
01:02:37| people that love Donald J Trump blindly or let's say 24 to 54 and white and are
01:02:45| in the sports probably right probably footballs I mean I'll give bread like
01:02:51| bread and butter right so why attack the one thing that your blind followers love
01:02:57| like do you don't I mean it seems like you said any like don't attack football
01:03:03| and that's what they do in the Midwest and like they don't want to hear your
01:03:07| voice because when they go to watch their sports they they just love sports
01:03:10| and here you are interjecting your Neil it's almost like he's a dictator he's
01:03:16| like then the knee will not bend the knee and what I thinking what I did what
01:03:24| I did think was interesting right after the two football
01:03:26| tweets I read is this one pleased not pleased pleased to inform that the
01:03:33| champion Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL one will be joining me at the White
01:03:38| House for ceremony great lady let me tell you what Pittsburgh you
01:03:44| got it the Penguins truly Donald Trump's team Jeremy I will give congratulations
01:03:52| in Pittsburgh you've won the Trump whatever it's called trump card good
01:04:00| it's amazing he's like well it's him because Trump he's he's gearing up to be
01:04:08| a bad guy in a movie I feel like oh yeah he's Biff right yeah yeah well what's
01:04:14| interesting though is that bits team is now the Pittsburgh Penguins doesn't that
01:04:17| feel like a bad guy team it does a team with a bunch of bad personalities like
01:04:21| they're buying a game three special inside the building yeah
01:04:26| sudden death Van Damme where is he there I feel like very unrealistic yeah I feel
01:04:37| like slightly who would suck I feel like North Korea might actually
01:04:40| do something and Trump is just like you idiot dictator you suck like he just
01:04:46| keeps tweeting out or like yeah will destroy you don't worry about it
01:04:49| and like oh there there are literally a million things unfold here who really is
01:04:54| more powerful ask clearly yeah right yeah
01:04:56| so even if we had a good leader a bad leader they had a good leader of a
01:05:00| leader they're going to get destroyed if they really start a war right uh-huh
01:05:05| but do they have enough power where they can ruin people even after a destroyed
01:05:09| like if a nuke goes off can they can they launch a nuke as far as us they can
01:05:14| launch a new too stubborn or definitely our allies and some of our I think they
01:05:18| might be able to make it to Hawaii and Guam but it's like I don't think they're
01:05:22| gonna be like California where do you think they're you think their guidance
01:05:27| they don't let ain't gonna be up to snuff they're saying that they possibly
01:05:31| could hit California and I don't think we're gonna let them do that
01:05:35| they've been launching it over like Japan and if they have like a live
01:05:38| missile going over Japan I think they know everyone's gonna react and say you
01:05:42| can't like no one can do that don't let's say he does it tonight though I
01:05:46| mean there's no the thing with this guy is I understand policy I understand
01:05:53| red tape I understand everything's tangled together like you know hundred
01:05:57| years of histories and political pieces and agreements between countries and
01:06:02| everything else but if he just snaps and does launch nukes what actually happens
01:06:08| hey do we launch one immediately right back out and just blow them the hello or
01:06:13| like just destroy like it's like we'll launch this and then forget about him
01:06:18| because he's probably dead in 12 hours or 18 hours let's then we focus on this
01:06:23| New Kids on the air towards us so I don't even know purple why this is
01:06:28| totally you know yes I understand it's Gaza yes yeah I think we launched
01:06:32| missiles to take out all those nuke sites because I think we know where they
01:06:35| are I think so anything but you would have
01:06:37| to do before we launches so are you assuming we're just guessing when this
01:06:41| lunatic is gonna snap no I'm saying as soon as we know it's oh
01:06:44| that's an ICBM and it's gonna have a live warhead which we might know we
01:06:48| might have spies on the ground it might understand that it has live ammunition
01:06:52| on it I'm saying we we got takeout every launch site so you can't launch another
01:06:56| one and hopefully we have missiles that can meet it and destroy it and if it's
01:07:01| us then all war all hell breaks loose I think we immediately launch a nuke right
01:07:07| after that if it hits us with it if it hits some some part of the US with it
01:07:10| some sort of nuke you can guarantee that North Korea is gonna get railed it's
01:07:16| like so hard in a way I feel good like screw them but yeah but it's not any of
01:07:21| their people's fault either exactly not you'd have to know where Kim Jong is
01:07:28| yeah and you'd have to land that nuke right on his head hey you just see this
01:07:33| giant missile land right into him was he killed by the missile now he's come on
01:07:40| the impact hit actual missile physically impacted on him and they really maybe he
01:07:46| would realize at that moment that he can't just throw nukes around and say
01:07:50| you know I need I need aid because I'm powerful and big and I can control I
01:07:55| don't know how many millions of people he has under his control but well what
01:07:59| what one maintains his control over there because he's probably like five
01:08:03| foot five overweight not in physical shape see insanity and
01:08:08| heredity Prince Harry okay now what holds that in place for as
01:08:13| long as it does eventually there's a breaking point in all roles right things
01:08:17| that what killing generals like a general stands out it like steps aside
01:08:21| and says you can't do that and then he just like tells them
01:08:24| yeah I think it's just you being right on the edge of the brink of pre so if
01:08:28| you're a so if you're a semi gentle also who could be promoted to general next
01:08:33| and you're in a room with him alone could you just kill like wouldn't
01:08:37| everyone cheer for you like who's gonna stop you I mean if you're maybe no one
01:08:43| would stop him if he started beating him to death in front of everyone else
01:08:47| I don't know you you grow up to learn that Kim Jon never never poops yeah but
01:08:53| wait so but I agreed that most of the people think what he scored four goals
01:08:58| in the Olympics yeah he win Foley's games he's the fastest human on earth he
01:09:02| broke all these records I get it the average citizens not gonna they think
01:09:05| he's a guy yeah but what if you are like his right-hand man do you know he poops
01:09:09| you know he's a loser you know how his hair looks in the morning you know he
01:09:14| gets fussy when his eggs aren't the right way and then he has to poop again
01:09:17| like you know I mean like they're like this guy isn't piece of shit you've got
01:09:21| to think that his inner group his inner sanctum has all of the amenities they
01:09:25| would ever want do you think he's bi okay so my Gers and okay so they're
01:09:30| there now and all sorts of Tigers and kids and whatever having other kids will
01:09:36| well then whatever they want I'm not over there I'm not condoning anything
01:09:40| they don't know any of this so again it's opposition if you sue us King come
01:09:46| with Mattel due to a celebrity challenge we want you to give all your citizens
01:10:01| let them travel the United States and see how it is they probably like it do
01:10:07| you think if they did get internet it would just crumble over there they'd be
01:10:11| watching videos of kittens crying instead
01:10:14| it'd be like right but then you don't think enough people would look up like
01:10:17| true actual events and documents or whatever or would take too long again
01:10:23| they'd be watching movies and stuff okay right podcast
01:10:31| never swayed by the under good good good you better believe it buddy
01:10:41| believe it it kind of brings me around to the other topic we talked about last
01:10:46| time which is urban exploring oh my god yeah I saw a video of a snowboarder
01:10:51| going to North Korea to snowboard at their resort they have a really nice
01:10:57| resort but there was nobody there as far as I know I mean he didn't go to - he
01:11:04| went to one so it was really creepy in a sense that like even though these things
01:11:08| are completely maintained and everything was perfect and clean and there's people
01:11:12| that are attending to you there's no other snowboarders like the slopes were
01:11:16| completely routine so you got to feel like this is not right like this is
01:11:21| something strange going on here where's the money
01:11:23| maintaining it that you know where maybe it's meant for the uppers you know and
01:11:28| they come like once every three months there's nothing I enjoy one single party
01:11:33| to show how happy they are that Kim John is the is the ruler he's my man I
01:11:40| changed my mind what does he call our our present a
01:11:44| dotard I said dotard hey I think he calls trumpet dotard and Trump calls in
01:11:50| Rocket Man what they ought to do is just have a rock you can get out they should
01:11:55| have them actually physically battle to that and it would be amazing I think
01:11:58| Trump would win but only because of his height and weight but I don't know do
01:12:02| you think presidential challenge how old is kim jong he's young isn't he
01:12:08| yeah he's in his house ain't our age maybe somewhere yeah then he's got he
01:12:13| can take the old man I don't know he's I don't know he is very small and not a
01:12:17| way out of shape oh yeah and he's a loser
01:12:20| but maybe this is the way you end you know the regime squabbling yeah Ron you
01:12:27| imagine there respect Trump would get if like Oh thud
01:12:30| he's covered with scratches and like a black eye and there's a little blood
01:12:33| drip in here bloody knuckles and he says well not very good was he ratings down
01:12:40| there was a huge win for America like played uncle's there I was like wow this
01:12:48| is the working-class man we wanted I think we would get him in for a second
01:12:52| term at that point he might like win it gets that's the only way he can save
01:12:57| himself he's got a battle kim-jong on the field of battle Wow
01:13:03| should we give him weapons like a stapler and a like office supplies I
01:13:07| think we should kill each other with office supplies stapler and like a ruler
01:13:12| Shh Michael arias they televised it no man
01:13:21| raise money yeah yeah Dan can't believe we figured out there definitely was
01:13:31| oppas ears yeah you're a trump who would be the bad guy you know like the WWE bad
01:13:39| guy who like unbuckles the turnbuckle behind the referees back it would be the
01:13:44| real bad guy where they both throw sand in each other's eyes like when the other
01:13:47| person wasn't looking they didn't jecht each other with the poison as soon as
01:13:51| they made out the gladiator yeah having me out the lung right before Wow that's
01:14:10| good yeah questions uh any questions from the ether here yeah I do like to
01:14:16| comment on our comments on the comments section
01:14:19| let's hear it - comments from urban explorers there's one that's younger
01:14:23| perfect scores this is a people that really just get in there they get up
01:14:26| their elbows and workman stuff you know I'm saying uh-huh
01:14:28| they definitely do one one is called D rocks I think arrows
01:14:36| I think it's d-roc see what Steve honesty rocks so in a click I was a
01:14:42| little occupy at the time because my kid was sneezing and coughing on me but you
01:14:46| know yeah I actually checked out his channel and there's one video where he's
01:14:51| like walk around a complex who's actually doing it it's not spam not spam
01:14:55| oh I kind of find it again something I eat for lunch every day in Northeast
01:15:01| Philadelphia Pam fried on a frying pan stick it on bread throw a little mustard
01:15:06| on that bad boy that's a spam sandwich folks enjoy it did you actually eat spam
01:15:12| yeah like a lot of days we were poor like it was just like canned meat MIT
01:15:17| who's slimy so you would fry it so it wasn't a slimy
01:15:21| problem is my mom put it in a ziploc bag and whatever and by the time lunch came
01:15:26| around the bread was all soggy so it was really just mustard spam and bread all
01:15:32| mushed in it's a bug bag that sounds disgusting
01:15:35| yeah sometimes I didn't even eat lunch you really is dishonest you actually ate
01:15:40| space I would say like the entire seventh grade or something
01:15:45| it breaks it tear to my eye man made me who I am today so I guess I'm better
01:15:51| than everyone as I had its ban canned and so so what happened in high school
01:16:00| you had real lunches um yeah we moved up to peanut butter and something called
01:16:06| gel a guy like a Highline I like it I like really should jumped on that John
01:16:19| my Gen name oh is it offensive for Tom Hanks to play like a purpose my retarded
01:16:24| individual or is that like okay well you compare them to other actors that did
01:16:28| retarded people and are mentally disabled people sorry
01:16:31| thank you and sometimes I will do not do mentally disabled people justice they
01:16:39| take one aspect like a Gilbert Grape yeah pretty well but some people just
01:16:47| don't they ruin it just do it terribly right they go over
01:16:51| the top yeah it's not appropriate not appropriate for podcasts it's not
01:16:57| appropriate for this podcast folks we all have none of that please yeah
01:17:03| and I would like to take a shout-out to sleepless but there the other urban
01:17:07| explorer there like it's the kind of yawns they're like 13 or 14 that's cool
01:17:12| I love 13 year olds they're exploring stuff and they are
01:17:16| British I think so there's a bunch accent of the child so I mean I mean it
01:17:22| was watchable I want to just count them it's doable yeah what both of those need
01:17:26| to do though is take like a 3d video cam so that you can do like you know a 360
01:17:35| degrees every pretty cool yeah that would be really interactive
01:17:39| yeah rather than no I mean I'd be better than what they're doing but do you think
01:17:44| we could do that for the podcast I think we could i we had a fan that wanted to
01:17:47| do it maybe D rocks cuz I think he's American maybe possibly well listen
01:17:52| maybe I need to for when I practice base I have bad news I have to go away for a
01:18:00| weekend with my band no no it's terrible well drink smoke do
01:18:07| whatever you want like no rules laid out in the mountains no cell service get
01:18:12| this I haven't practice bass since our show like a month and a half ago
01:18:18| and I know our as he's referred to as Nazi leader it's literally right oh
01:18:26| really he's the one oh my god yeah cuz my could care less
01:18:29| Mike Mike wouldn't if I were up to Mike we still wouldn't have a met for the
01:18:34| first time so Nazi leader Ryan make sure we all get together and he makes sure we
01:18:41| all do it and make sure we all practice and then he yells at whoever didn't
01:18:44| practice hard enough and then my buddy and in truth he's just always really
01:18:48| good so he's good so me I'm like the squeaky wheel so I have to practice
01:18:53| practice practice and now it's been like a month and I
01:18:56| have two months since I've really practice and I'm going away for a
01:19:00| weekend with them and I'm supposed to bring my bass
01:19:02| Shh better practice right now for like a week straight like hard he's me like you
01:19:08| can't even play our songs maybe like no I'm good man I'm good I just need to
01:19:12| she's gonna lose I'm not looking forward to it fresh air no responsibilities
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01:20:04| like one like that's all it takes do we get one lick make the difference
01:20:10| for some who's that middle-aged Americans we need your name we need some
01:20:17| lig late fee yes your likes not even love we just need like a little bit a
01:20:22| little bit of like we're not gonna pander you don't care if you do it just
01:20:29| do it folks just feels good friggin do it well I think it's it
01:20:36| I think I'm Nick and I'm Dan together we just do this thing what we call it the
01:20:43| and panderers yeah we do yeah we like you folks like it a lot see you later
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00:00:22| young panders how y'all doing tonight I'm think you have a little sippy dude
00:00:26| I'll drink to that settle in so Lynn have a nice tip of your favorite
00:00:29| ale mm-hmm Oh would you hear that but I'll tell you
00:00:35| what I'm gonna drink tonight no specifics of course so I'm opening one
00:00:40| of those ginger beers you know you get them all the time now there's like seven
00:00:43| different companies that'll make them yeah your father's Coney Island is crab
00:00:47| e's their second two or three local or make on Crabbie's is pretty good clam
00:00:51| Crabbie's a true bubble well folks a little bit of vodka a little bit of
00:00:58| ginger ale and a little bit of that beer ginger beer and let's see how it tastes
00:01:05| mule Wow like a meal it is like a mule very mule e'en so I'm not sure if I'm
00:01:14| doubling down on my alcohol though because the beer has alcohol huh you'll
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00:01:59| into the unanswerable questions of everyday life hmm interesting
00:02:06| yeah we do yes I'm punch all right I just like
00:02:11| ketchup over you know a nice yeah this video cast you know just relax discuss
00:02:16| the the future the past the present it's a relaxed cast yeah
00:02:21| nice easy casting anyway that's my word of the day everyone relax cast it's a
00:02:26| relaxing podcast which is what we are here at the end panderers make sure are
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00:02:54| take us seriously don't take us but if you do put comments there because we'll
00:03:01| find hilarious all the series comments type them out angrily I want to see him
00:03:07| I bet you no one could have taught me so much that I'd want to sue them we're
00:03:18| here what rolling I think we have to kick it into the corrections from the
00:03:22| past if you're ready for that I think I'm ready we made mistakes in a past
00:03:26| episode and we're here to correct them before all the jack-offs in the comment
00:03:30| section yeah right I would I would say it's more of a clarification and this
00:03:34| isn't a fact the fact that you find out of out of my mind elsewhere in one of
00:03:40| the previous podcasts yeah you mentioned there was a some some father that was
00:03:45| well at school he was upset that we were clacking our boxes or something at him
00:03:50| yes yes and so there was an assembly I would like to clarify that I never went
00:03:55| to any assemblies and had I dodged them at all costs
00:03:59| did you go to masses I would try to skip them as frequently as possible did you
00:04:05| like well what's your record in uh high school masses it's like it likes it no
00:04:09| it's more like more like 80% skipping wow that's pretty good number really
00:04:14| good yeah I mean you have to pay attention when those where the teachers
00:04:17| are looking because they had always bar the doors they have their hands up
00:04:20| they'd always be like looking but they never really paid attention
00:04:23| like if you just know and operated and ducked behind them the door would shut
00:04:28| and they would never be able to catch a a spry 16 year old boy you still dream
00:04:35| about that surprise 16 year old boy don't you yeah
00:04:37| boy that's indeed my future son I can't wait till he's surprised and 16 running
00:04:47| through that high school yeah I could see Ellie hello beautiful people what if
00:04:53| he sucks at sports he's smaller than all the kids in his class so he's gonna be
00:04:58| beaten up on which is sad well does that give him strength to beat up people
00:05:03| later in life I think that's how all great MMA fighters are formed so all
00:05:09| right I mean you pick a good profession for
00:05:13| him as long as doesn't want to avoid concussions and things yeah he's gonna
00:05:16| be a really scrappy the scrappiest you ever seen they're gonna have been doing
00:05:20| a noose new area by going on the stat chart scrappiness I'd be like tennis
00:05:25| ironically NHL 98 or 2000 or 99 and it's that called stick-to-itiveness wow this
00:05:33| is a real stat with actual numbers I always put 99 for my guys yeah all right
00:05:38| let's say you were a team of all stick-to-itiveness guys I think they'd
00:05:42| do pretty well now let's say you're in NHL create a character where you putting
00:05:50| all the points are you one of those guys that really gave like someone 78 year 87
00:05:55| here 91 here we want these guys right all right or were you one of those guys
00:06:00| like myself who were just like checking stuff at like 40 like I really did there
00:06:08| it was like offensive awareness it's like who cares
00:06:11| you put legs negative numbers for passing guys you're just gonna make sure
00:06:13| you can shoot exactly and then you see how that plays out in the game I made I
00:06:19| made it work but you know you like make icons of the people that way like even
00:06:24| like in the NFL games I always made too I always made two running backs and I
00:06:30| make one it's really tiny and super fast guy and I make a gigantic
00:06:35| we enormous amount yeah I go back at his nap and then I'd be like I'd see how
00:06:41| their line was and if the line was like all kind of like smashed in the middle I
00:06:44| just I go wide and if they're all kind of loose give it to the fat guy who just
00:06:48| like boom when you see like body's just like falling backwards interesting go
00:06:54| five animals can't lie playing the game a lot what what key no house man I think
00:07:05| it's so what year like 96 is a this is when I was like 11 as well yeah think
00:07:13| about this man 96 is 20 years old is that possible that games old enough to
00:07:21| buy beer Wow Wow here I've never it's weird when the video games get old so in
00:07:32| college NHL Oh 407 there was an NHL we played
00:07:40| every day our junior college and it was a real season like we we turned the
00:07:47| minutes so that they would really have like real time and we played all 82
00:07:51| games yeah there was any tell I want to say oh six oh four of three of five was
00:07:59| one of them the coolest thing about that game is the hit I think they were trying
00:08:05| to revolutionize the hit and it was still it was still a button it was
00:08:09| before the hit stick because they're gonna decided like a hip check or a
00:08:12| shoulder checker right depending which way you were skiing but what was awesome
00:08:16| is the computer wasn't smart enough to understand what interference was away
00:08:22| from the puck entirely so anytime the punk scored it added for the Gunners no
00:08:26| like oh he would be skating right to the point on his own and you would come beat
00:08:30| him to it and fishhook around and just come straight up so you're both going as
00:08:34| fast as possible in a big hit button and there'd be no penalty and the crowd
00:08:38| would erupt we had a projector it was like it took
00:08:42| up with the whole wall over one college buddies house and he bought a sound
00:08:46| system so we would crank it because we just lived in a house we're in
00:08:50| college we're getting wasted playing NHL oh four and the thing is I think it was
00:08:56| it was pretty new we were all three controllers or four controllers were
00:09:00| playing on the same team like locking into positions and we would there was
00:09:06| also a weird rule we were always the Flyers that's right and we always had to
00:09:12| have Michael Han Zeus score no no he so the idea will add the non non player
00:09:22| controlled he was computer no no no no no we usually my buddy Dan not you would
00:09:28| always control what was awesome is we would always just force in the puck
00:09:32| because it was like a running gag and we would win games like seven two or seven
00:09:36| for usually he would have four to six goals a game he ended the season with
00:09:43| like something like 103 goals and one assist which was an accident really
00:09:50| funny and I just remember we would always say things like my buddy
00:09:56| he learned the fake-out move with this stick mmm and we would just set up Zeus
00:10:00| on the breakaways all game there'd be lying changes but Zeus was on every line
00:10:08| yeah it was really fun but it's just it's cool when you remember individual
00:10:13| games and remember enduring level 99 he stays in it
00:10:17| no you couldn't change his stats I'm gonna just slow down once the first
00:10:20| period was like halfway done but I'm gonna just force the game to just let us
00:10:24| do it and one time he scored a slap shot from the red line and we thought that
00:10:29| was hilarious and then another in the same game he um he got hit in the head
00:10:35| with a puck and he just did like the stagger motion and it went into the net
00:10:39| and a third goal in that game this is this is the hat-trick game that I still
00:10:44| remember was he got tripped by an opponent and while he was in the air
00:10:48| somehow that the shoot button was being pressed so it's a shot from like him
00:10:52| being in the air as in score they scored the hat trick but it's so funny I still
00:10:57| remember individual goals from a video game season we played
00:11:04| the memories being formed we won a Stanley Cup and Randy Robitaille
00:11:10| I remember him I remember yeah fourth line and he scored four goals and my god
00:11:14| Stanley Cup clinching game although that went out the window for me I don't know
00:11:26| I mean I'd remember that fat guy might not have them people I'd also remember
00:11:31| the Hail Mary cuz I made the one guy super fast with good hands
00:11:34| like if I'm losing him just like screw it I'm gonna do the play I know it works
00:11:42| oh yeah that games also too over-the-top violence I'll bet I feel like that game
00:11:48| would hold up the test of time like you could see that in an arcade game today I
00:11:52| think it would certain games would um did we talk about for burnout we did not
00:12:00| but I that games amazing that's there hasn't been a game that just cars
00:12:05| wreckage other and blow up like that since I did see supposing a reddit about
00:12:09| I don't know what simulator it was it was like NASCAR 2003 which I wasn't
00:12:15| familiar with but I remember Indy 500 I had that game and the whole purpose was
00:12:19| to get pissed off because you weren't good at it and drive backwards as fast
00:12:24| as you can at the lead car take them out oh yeah you do tires and every blue
00:12:31| island just like I won it's the only game that you would start up and it
00:12:43| would ask you a question from the booklet like the manual would have like
00:12:48| the winner interview yeah the winner of the 1896 Indy 500 was and you have to
00:12:54| flip through the book so I was like you said oh three that's like just when the
00:13:00| Google's getting big huh yeah no this was before before it the Indy 500 was
00:13:04| way before it so it was like goop you couldn't Google the answer so like
00:13:08| it somewhere in the middle there I lost the book and I keep guessing because
00:13:12| like the answer is recycled but right at some
00:13:14| I just couldn't play the game because I didn't have the stupid manual anymore
00:13:17| weird mmm asshole game who does that that is a
00:13:21| bit of an a-hole game but uh burn out games definitely fill that hole where
00:13:26| your they were awesome just because slow motion Linux they were they were
00:13:32| beautiful do you remember there were certain
00:13:35| levels where you just had to blow up as much as you could click Destruction
00:13:39| Derby double levels cut no like your car was a bomb so you would drive and hit as
00:13:45| many things as you could and then you go into that slow-mo crash mood and there
00:13:49| was a button you could press as soon as you were you can still move while you're
00:13:52| crashed load it would explode right right all right and you've ended caused
00:13:55| so much damage that you know you want a gold medal or whatever restart or
00:14:00| something yeah it was beautiful that did that in the knee pockets I love the need
00:14:05| for speeds the one with all the the keys Hobbs City no I didn't play that one but
00:14:11| I almost bought it the other day probably which one was that you know oh
00:14:15| I don't know I think that might have been like an original one they had all
00:14:18| these ramps and a little like alleyways in the city that you could cut through
00:14:21| and even be like driving on top of like skyscrapers to get these keys I think
00:14:27| Need for Speed 3 was on Sega what about right the action needs to verify order
00:14:36| XS up games here cuz everyone knows that the trolls and their basements love
00:14:40| games so much but they're gonna answer questions in fact I can't believe they
00:14:45| had enough time from jagang on their games to listen to us and correct us but
00:14:50| I'm glad they do and I hope they hit like and subscribe
00:14:53| yes we're not gonna love you but will like it a little bit well like it
00:14:57| the of trying to remember something o game-related because you know we could
00:15:02| spend a whole episode on video games yeah and upcoming we're gonna do it okay
00:15:05| we're going we do destiny to we're gonna talk all about game what what I did do
00:15:09| though is um I bought the Wolfenstein game and I can't play that around my kid
00:15:14| so I bought this honor mm-hmm and I can't play that around my kid but I did
00:15:18| get playing some of it that's a really cool game did you like Pete for deus ex
00:15:23| did not play that game either of Deus Ex thief
00:15:28| the original not thief I might have played Deus Ex but not I remember go
00:15:34| wild go it's pretty ok it's pretty cool it's worth it check out huge it's always
00:15:40| worth a video review of the game because when you read reviews like I've read
00:15:46| reviews on this game and it was like really good it's creative it's different
00:15:49| than anything and I was like hello this might change my mind this might change
00:15:53| my life we're getting good reviews on PC websites and everything I buy it and I'm
00:15:59| like oh it's pretty much like whoever made the thief must have made this game
00:16:02| and taking ideas pay effects now it just so happened I like the but it like
00:16:06| didn't I could see where I'd be like bummed because it controls like it like
00:16:12| to look lean maneuver or in shadows and whatever but it's I happen to like that
00:16:17| game so it's it's gonna be awesome it'd be interesting to review games
00:16:20| based on what you thought they were like right because that's you can't describe
00:16:25| how like you know we love do right you know we love doing 2016 mm-hmm yeah it's
00:16:31| it's almost impossible for me to describe why I like it but it's very
00:16:34| much in the movement and the way Luud and kind of write write draws you in and
00:16:40| then it kept the pace get you right it keeps going faster faster ambassador and
00:16:47| then when you only kill that last guy with the berserker fists that catharsis
00:16:55| is that the animal were you you enjoy just ripping someone's body open and
00:17:00| like spine everywhere and you're like well here's like a face eyes for some
00:17:06| reason it's like moment I waited for all day very interesting but we do yeah I
00:17:16| feel that could be a channel that could be worthwhile right right we're not
00:17:20| gonna do any more video game talk here because we could talk forever about
00:17:24| video games and I think most of our viewers are good hard-working American
00:17:28| people yeah mm-hmm we're in their booth they fixing their collar selves up by
00:17:34| their straps yeah yeah that didn't okay their mind smurfy I
00:17:40| think we took care of this mark and the smile that was pretty good unless you
00:17:42| got one no I actually did and every what it was there's a different piece of
00:17:48| paper huh okay do you have a smirk or a smile no I think the video games covered
00:17:53| it um until 99 Wayne Gretzky's head bleedin that's good good stuff Headley B
00:18:02| yeah well I NHL 93 sorry I said 99 I remember the bleeding talked about the
00:18:08| brick wall is the goalie yeah that was on Wayne Gretzky's Wayne Gretzky's Wayne
00:18:13| Gretzky's right right my buddy always says he knew the trick
00:18:16| like if you took a slap shot with one second left exactly you'll score no
00:18:19| matter what because like the game was it was designed to make a highlight you
00:18:24| don't mean so if you shoot that much time it was like it's just like wow
00:18:27| that's crazy really you're like no I just did it
00:18:31| because there's one second left like I get it manipulate the game manipulating
00:18:35| you isn't that what everybody mean is I
00:18:38| think so that's why I keep playing these stupid mobile games mm-hmm Holly the
00:18:43| whole level and called it for you though yeah oh definitely
00:18:46| we're gonna save it we're gonna talk about only do just thank you do you
00:18:49| think we were like top 200 in the world all right top 500 I'd say is a pair
00:18:54| we're probably up there and don't okay that's interesting I would have
00:18:59| liked to have perspectives like with us against them he's like right because
00:19:03| it's very like a flash play in the samurai so it's like you're like where
00:19:17| to go no one knows what we're talking about yeah we'll talk about it in the
00:19:21| future though you will get it there folks huh
00:19:24| pull your jets I'm gonna address this little play ruins our website ooh
00:19:28| so we got scenario here we go react to this oh can you react this let's bring
00:19:34| it home yeah I've got a good one for you so so I'm dying and you Dan yeah yeah I
00:19:43| need I need an organ what organs are you willing to give me
00:19:48| the ones I have to of I'm like kind of game that I maybe give it so here's a
00:19:52| pen so you're saying I could use to your your skin I don't have two skins you
00:19:58| have a lot of skin you have excess cut one organ we're gonna brag about how big
00:20:03| the skin organ is then that's one okay you can't brag about it being like five
00:20:08| hundred skins so but yeah you know if we do a game would slice it up though so
00:20:16| you give me one of your eyes no okay you changing the your answer now what if I
00:20:23| didn't have any eyes some of the ones I've say I'll describe everything just
00:20:29| keep this earbud and I'll just explain everything to you there's a beautiful
00:20:35| sunset you feel peace what about I see the teeth give me anything I guess okay
00:20:46| city teeth yeah would be a decline how your friend Dan is that of teeth I'll
00:20:54| give them a few thanks but no thanks awkward so what about things that can
00:21:04| regrow it like the liver and bone man yeah I don't care tape my liver bump ow
00:21:09| so you forego all the pain you'd be like oh that's fine give me all the they're
00:21:12| given eight tons of drugs I guess the the healing though right yeah I think
00:21:16| you'd be down and out for about a month or two with a liver only deliver hope
00:21:20| liver yeah and there's a drinking you can't drink alcohol when you're on
00:21:24| recovery where what the podcast is an area I love medical stuff see what else
00:21:34| what else you got let me see uh uh I got a heart which you're not gonna give me
00:21:38| okay you're not gonna give me any shoulders or arms no fingers what about
00:21:42| like if I lost like one crucial like the pinky get rid of right I have a PA for
00:21:47| thumb yes thank you cricket a minor disorder literally no it's not weird I
00:21:56| never check this out okay I bend the knuckles everything's fine
00:22:00| nobody knows what's going on I'm a regular guy and
00:22:02| and I straight now one of my pendant so I don't want that I'll take the other
00:22:08| one oh no I say that's what that's about it
00:22:10| just the crooked one oh I guess I'm taking that one it's so
00:22:15| functional as the thumb thank you support my bed
00:22:19| pinky thought it looked kind of like a thumb since it's weird
00:22:23| yes spleen no one cares about spleen intestines I was gonna help you with
00:22:29| this you were gonna give me the spleen yeah
00:22:32| not the whole thing it grows back right out there dis bling grows back
00:22:36| what about on Peter Forsberg hair to spin the spleen I think they can take
00:22:40| out the spleen and you'll survive actually I think it just is a like a
00:22:44| immunosuppressant or something it like takes care of diseases somehow I thought
00:22:49| purified to blood somehow you could be right for the blood okay in the comment
00:22:54| section below this directions I probably filter out diseases from the blood how
00:22:59| about this what if I had to give you one of my testes hmm if you were out of them
00:23:05| with a layup my children your children here's my question would it make me half
00:23:11| as barrel really I think I know a 75% I know you can function I don't know if
00:23:17| you need to like test testosterone shots or anything right right but I'm saying
00:23:20| um I'm worried about me I give up my custody not you oh you know I would have
00:23:26| become half as manly sort of like you know the hormones or whatever do I still
00:23:30| get the same amount of less manly it's not possible I did use a hair blow dryer
00:23:39| all those yeah nice conditioner I can tell that's a feminine conditioner look
00:23:43| at the gleaned goodness there's some sparkle and shine in there should never
00:23:48| brought this up I'm gonna just be staring to my bottom right the whole
00:23:51| podcast apparently distracted I see em I see
00:23:56| what's on here uh toes little needs any toes eating a meal or two yes you don't
00:24:01| need to yo so I played hockey one way my first teammate know he's hockey mm-hmm
00:24:07| well calm dose he um he's like pretty much smoke weed everyday' but um
00:24:14| he ran a lawnmower service so you need one date no keep going oh okay well he
00:24:22| um he ran over his foot and lost like three or four of his toes
00:24:26| ooh so he was really really good at ice hockey but after that he was just like
00:24:31| good at ice hockey so anyway he was really mattered in ice hockey today well
00:24:37| I think they effected his balance and the weight and the way it fits in the
00:24:40| scheme could he have like prosthetics just like little weights to talk about I
00:24:47| guess he could have but he never did and I he wasn't gonna go pro pro hockey
00:24:52| anyway he was just he was much better he was incredible well what's funny is on
00:24:56| because I never had ice skated up till three weeks before I started playing ice
00:25:02| hockey they stuck me on the line with the two best players because they
00:25:05| figured it would neutralize might be exam right oh it did dude I would score
00:25:10| goals like crazy because I would be best a two-person net awkwardly and stand in
00:25:14| front and those it was Brian and Stokes and they would just dish me passes all
00:25:18| the time and I just be like smack and I screwed up they were skating back to get
00:25:25| it anyway but I can't even tell the one story I can't tell that story they're
00:25:31| gonna say you keep it about your intestines give me so give me some of
00:25:34| your distance large or small my poop makers or the large you have less of so
00:25:42| it's kind of more important so I guess would you give me your large part of you
00:25:46| large for the whole thing and then he screams bleep awesome explain do give me
00:25:53| your large intestine no guy but I'll be fine yeah be part of that I think cuz um
00:25:59| they're my girlfriends and had her bowel replaced hmm and she's sort of fine
00:26:06| today like there's certain foods she can't eat she has to just always be like
00:26:09| yeah focused and right referred to me she seems like she looks a pretty happy
00:26:15| healthy life and that's so you would you'd be alright
00:26:18| so you'd be good giving me all the stuff you listed not legally but yeah
00:26:25| now what if I wanted that all at the same time like I had some gruesome
00:26:28| incident where I had pieces of me missing hold on then no need to call you
00:26:33| Nick - I'm Petter starring Nick and I so the follow-up is how much do you think
00:26:50| these things cost in the black market honestly I'm guessing like 20k for the
00:26:55| lowest priced organ and 500k for the highest price organ so like the kidney
00:27:01| the heart and the liver are the highest priced ones so in what order do you
00:27:04| think they are like most people think kidney lung heart but although kidney
00:27:10| liver or heart yep yeah it was actually pretty close and the kidney is I don't
00:27:16| know how old this is but it's like 250 K the livers like 150 K and the hearts
00:27:21| like 120 K really so it's really it's a reasonably priced organ organ I bet
00:27:28| those million and billionaires out there I bet they have these stashed away
00:27:32| however they have spares if there's a friend of our podcast it's Branson and
00:27:38| whoever it's a comedy podcast I think I mentioned before but they always do they
00:27:43| pretend they're making a podcast and then it's the first episode of that
00:27:47| podcast the Paragons of truth I'm trying to think of what the name of the actual
00:27:51| podcast is anyway they really love us we're really best friend I'm great but
00:27:57| their most recent one was uh they pretended they were billionaire tech
00:28:01| guys making a podcast huh so for an hour they do a podcast and they pretend
00:28:07| they're tech billionaires and that's the whole the whole premise all joke next
00:28:11| episode there they were anime guys next episode they were like difficult how
00:28:16| it'll off it is but you should hear it they're very good at what they do they
00:28:22| everything's tongue-in-cheek what's funny about the one I just heard because
00:28:26| I just did my lawn I listen to those guys uh-huh they uh they constantly make
00:28:31| references to how as billionaires they are they drink the sweetest sweetest
00:28:36| blood and it keeps me and yep they have a friend who owns an
00:28:41| affray book company it was I think it C it might even be a real person he owns
00:28:44| like some super mobile company and they're like I can't believe so and so
00:28:48| it always gets fifteen-year-old blood I can't even get 20 year old blood yeah I
00:28:53| know and half the time you can't tell if they're Croatian oh yeah and they were
00:28:56| like going over I was cracking up and I was like but maybe would you boo you
00:29:04| would buy it right that they really like bathe in blood or drink it or have it
00:29:08| injected and stuff about plasmas I I know that other people just they use
00:29:14| animal blood they drink it and they make food out of it so human blood you got to
00:29:18| be pretty much the similar head and I mean human blood will reproduce itself
00:29:22| so it's not like you're killing a person that they would technically I guess if
00:29:26| you could get extra red blood cells you'd feel like pump every bit P um you
00:29:31| get an extra oxygen it's called blood doping yeah and feel like they're
00:29:35| actually your own yeah the Russian hockey player for the Rangers yeah who's
00:29:40| gonna be a star and then he passed he won't on the bed yeah that's how crazy
00:29:46| would be to get his name you think we'd get his name something to see something
00:29:50| with off at the end here to check the channel ah slob check this love-hate rum
00:29:59| I know yeah I could picture I could I say falling down on the band-aids ago
00:30:05| six years ago was that more I'm just trying to test time here as I grow old
00:30:09| or like time moves weirdly yeah it we're gonna dwell on this it'll pop in in the
00:30:17| middle of a segment we'll just shout it out screaming yeah gonna come up I kind
00:30:22| of feel like searching in Beaumont I know I know I'm not I thought about we
00:30:29| got next one of our favorite segments which one
00:30:34| it's the celebrities this is crazy as part of the whole show we literally we
00:30:44| challenge celebrities in the community some of them are like a listers some of
00:30:49| them are people you even believe dan tell me what we got
00:30:52| today ooh I get to pick the celebrity but you either pick the scenario how
00:30:57| about that uh sure hmm I don't think it's gonna happen but
00:31:01| I want to call out Stephen King who have been on it kick recently that he has on
00:31:08| a tweet kick lately really makes between his storm yeah so you should tweet at
00:31:13| the unmanned hours okay question what he's doing well we should tweet because
00:31:20| he's probably a little busy right now but we should get his attention
00:31:22| hmm tweet at him and then he'll respond to us saying that how fantastic we are
00:31:28| how poignant are our dialogue is how salient needs to Jeff well who's he
00:31:36| going up against first off hmm this is a guy-guy challenge this should be a
00:31:40| guy-guy challenge I'll tell you I could it'd be like who's the writer of Harry
00:31:43| Potter I don't know she's she was homeless right is that the only I don't
00:31:50| remember her name but I'm sure everyone's gonna you want to skip to the
00:31:54| other guy guy you do a guy guy because I RL challenge still alive no he is our
00:32:01| all-time Stephen King there's two spooks guys in the world guys
00:32:08| we challenge you to what's called the Super Soaker baby pee we want you both
00:32:14| to drink a whole gallon of water wear a diaper right and see whose diaper can
00:32:22| weigh the most with urine or they drink at the the most amount of
00:32:28| water they can or is a set amount of warrant water that ones one gallon and
00:32:31| then however much pee even turn it into is like that's the winner wow that's
00:32:36| going to challenge like sterile water suck the water on your body right so oh
00:32:55| you're saying they were sure I don't know I'm just making that up
00:33:05| easy well coffee shooting call downs I'm gonna drink this gallon of water right
00:33:13| wait chewing on a coffee beans disqualified get out of here no good no
00:33:20| good anyway you guys ready for it you horror they have to be typing a story at
00:33:29| the same time though I mean how are they gonna pass the time
00:33:31| well these horror writers that have made so many of us pee our pants over the
00:33:36| years with their terrifying visions of of crazy nighttime terrors I keep on the
00:33:44| Bears I don't know now you're going to pee your pants for charity we should
00:33:53| donate like I'm going down the amount in my head like $100 and oh the American
00:34:04| bed-wetter fun point is Briah yeah a targeted audience for bed-wetters
00:34:14| how would you pose that money you do at Randolph yeah nine dollars if this is
00:34:21| actually under the bed wetters rubber rubber sheets I assumed I'd be really
00:34:26| uncomfortable your ass off I think that's a sexual thing is it really yeah
00:34:34| ping and rubber or something I don't know huh that seems weird because I
00:34:38| think all the fetishes are cool and then like get to a point where they start
00:34:41| getting so specific it's like you almost feel like well I almost feel like it's
00:34:48| gonna get to the point where it's like I'm looking for a girl called Sarah
00:34:51| Connor that's born in 2031 and she has to have blond hair and I need her to
00:34:56| suck on a lollipop while I you know jerk off wearing blue underwear or something
00:35:02| and you're like yes that's gonna take a bit man I'm gonna have one of those that
00:35:06| handicraft generators so you can put your hand on it
00:35:10| yeah I'm gonna terminate myself into you I mean huh see I was going the other way
00:35:18| like you'd pull out like a manual and it'd be like putting together a piece of
00:35:22| Ikea furniture to figure out what your fetish is Oh
00:35:25| like most different things you figure out like just by inputting data dater
00:35:29| yeah Dave dater that's what um I think a teacher at our
00:35:34| high schools to say hey you so my college roommate Tom he always made fun
00:35:40| woman he goes David dater so I started doing it what's interesting you should
00:35:44| bring up sexual things because so some people have this weird fetish which I
00:35:53| never got I'll say I never I never do folks at home I'll be the judge I'm
00:35:58| pretty good at Jan judging being sexual honesty sexual honesty sexual honesty
00:36:05| level so now you know key word here keywords sex dolls they're like
00:36:11| miniature versions of people but I think they're like four or five feet tall and
00:36:15| you can they don't really look like real people but you could imagine they are
00:36:19| they're made to look like real people um with Super Troopers where he puts the
00:36:26| sex doll in his roof it was that like a full rubber like full body thing or
00:36:30| that'll blow up it's a blow so I'm wondering do they make something that's
00:36:35| crazy way better than them yeah it's like a skin type resin and then they
00:36:39| make it so it you could actually do your whatever you're gonna do to it like you
00:36:44| pose it again I think it's flexible so how many holes actress customize your
00:36:58| doll with extreme price this guy that's gonna be if you want the third hole
00:37:06| you're paying buddy you get right one hole
00:37:11| I got an ear dog might be perfect for some people but what when I truly found
00:37:20| disgusting was that there's a company in China that
00:37:24| that started up and they they even send a pictures of real people and I'll do it
00:37:30| oh no it made a rental sex doll business [Laughter]
00:37:41| on the blackboard it was like use once you rinse it all back it's good to go to
00:37:50| do Brazil's like do you have to rinse off he was like no in fact we'll clean
00:37:56| them all ourselves spray with Lysol yeah I think they already closed that closed
00:38:02| their doors after like two years of business
00:38:04| they probably got the first one back and we're like no I think well I don't know
00:38:15| that's one room right there interesting yes so mom say there what's with this
00:38:23| isn't there another thing with sex dolls is it where people pretend they're
00:38:26| dating them and it's their pillow my way through waifu is that a real thing
00:38:32| there's a pillow I'm pretty sure it's like a pillow with like an anime girl in
00:38:38| like a scantily dressed is that like you'd lay you lay like a a lay honor
00:38:44| it's like it's like a whole body length pillow it has so you just like squeeze
00:38:48| it like it's a stuffed animal or it is it like have other things involved know
00:38:54| if it has holes or not I mean who knows asking yep thank you I know now knowing
00:39:04| most men in the world today I don't think it needs holes they're gonna if
00:39:09| they're gonna have sex with it they can have sex with it I'm gonna find out god
00:39:13| bless them those heroes out there they bright could I find the hole Oh anyway
00:39:20| not a virgin anymore this does bring me to an interesting point you know my
00:39:31| friend huge big listener to the podcast you fit into the story
00:39:35| I hope he does he has sex stop what he does not she has a sex doll and
00:39:41| sometimes he's never sure he should give it to the sex doll or his real-life
00:39:45| girlfriend she said no what she thinks about the planet and its shape will say
00:39:53| this oh yeah so sometimes in anger he gives it to the sex talk
00:39:58| when it very when a human being is willing to have sex with him he opts for
00:40:04| the doll you know why she texted any one time because afterwards he can peel it I
00:40:10| thought oh my gosh are you some kind of doll and he said whatever you do do not
00:40:19| mention us on the podcast oh Jesus what'd I just do anyway it's not it's
00:40:26| not the huge I apologize he said that's all I hear anyway so that's what he goes
00:40:37| with his hello everybody named it uh Cherise the Clarice and colleagues at
00:40:46| Clarisse with an L might freak him out if it was actually Clarisse though
00:40:50| that's why it's named Charisse my pick my bed so that was the huge segment of
00:40:56| the podcast yeah that's a good segment we're up to hmm
00:41:03| product Oh real quick would you have sex with a sex doll there have to be
00:41:09| circumstances and probably not it's never been used and you're locked in a
00:41:16| tower hey you're on a deserted island and your only companion is a sex doll
00:41:23| yeah okay in that instance I would probably get bored and try something
00:41:28| like when how much time is it like four days three days are you like looking at
00:41:40| every day I'm doing this ridiculous it's a sex doll I would never give it to that
00:41:44| I have a happy fulfilling life and then it literally cuts the cat
00:41:48| the next need is just you Oh give it to this doll on a sandy beach while
00:41:53| coconuts lay everywhere what if that was your your Redemption like that was the
00:41:57| only thing that fluttered on the island and you had to use it as a rift you just
00:42:02| the only the only part where your head would rest it was right down here in the
00:42:05| brush if you kept going I'm so tired and then they'd find you drifting in the
00:42:12| ocean we have to save those two and you use pull your head up it is you got a
00:42:17| mustache and everything here thank you saving hmm it saves a sex doll instead
00:42:42| down by the seashore for sailors with seamen up to their Rotem seeking
00:42:55| transition on the Berk wait did want to bring up here the UM
00:43:02| painters were always looking for new things we're always trying new things
00:43:05| we're always we're edging to take on the world and what I think as a partial
00:43:10| millennial like I'm not full millennial but I think I represent Oh miles it's 84
00:43:15| and on oh I have a said my story with this one but you didn't keep going cuz
00:43:19| you technically are a girl I thought we weren't opposing Dino I don't identify
00:43:24| with that group but essentially 84 and older well for the podcast we are
00:43:30| Millennials so we if I ruin yours do you go you did you did all right so we're
00:43:40| not Millennials know who we are I think Millennials are a target
00:43:45| audience right now they're the next ones to take over yeah finally
00:43:48| sure they are yeah get all those not jerk off generations out of there
00:43:52| what if I told you I had something that was 11 inches you could blow and would
00:43:57| help you learn something that would change your life forever
00:44:01| forever really it's only 11 inches more than 11 inches
00:44:09| uh-huh are you counting the curve oh stem to stern it's 11 inches
00:44:15| it's the playmate trumpet learning play Wow I thought myself who needs us
00:44:20| I'm gonna just play instruments myself well no no it's 11 inches it has no
00:44:25| buttons but as the the FO buttons we call them hurry and it's an ergonomic
00:44:29| hand picture so if you or your child or anyone wants to use it
00:44:33| well it's something that's pretty easy to pick up that's pretty fantastic it
00:44:36| doesn't teach you to play trumpet exactly but at least it gives you the
00:44:40| basics so now once I'm doing this get your lungs ready yep
00:44:45| make sure there's a good suction that sounds horrendous anyway that kid it
00:44:58| teaches people proper technique I hope you not donated there yeah nothing
00:45:02| proper proper oral maneuvers yeah and what can I say folks it it only plays
00:45:10| the one note over over again I thought this thing was gonna cost like $39.99
00:45:27| because I'm trying to teach my kid about music I'm trying to just trying to find
00:45:31| anything it's gonna get his lungs going yes really good then blowww muscles
00:45:36| going go well folks it can be yours all fagets on type in plain 8-iron play
00:45:43| trumpet blue model 1199 how much we crap Wow that's about what I thought it would
00:45:54| cost that piece of crap how annoying is that when your son uses that he stops
00:46:01| the use it about as long as I just used it right there it's all holy shit
00:46:07| it literally doesn't even change notes it doesn't do anything I was looking
00:46:11| online for the same price I can either get other models ones that are right
00:46:15| back trumpets yeah I could've bought a real tumbler for a dollar or there's no
00:46:19| what trumpets calls like they're debunking I've no idea so is the
00:46:22| downselect where you're like well it's cheaper and you're like hundred ninety
00:46:29| percent works he's not gonna know any better
00:46:31| he's a notice trumpet he's not sure he'll think that thing is a trumpet for
00:46:35| his entire life and then right when he dies so just be like blow a trumpet boy
00:46:46| [Music] so the word at the moment you got any
00:46:54| words any words to use it wasn't used earlier out about Artie no I forgot
00:46:59| about it already too but I have one I have a band that I really like I also
00:47:04| like the name of it the word of it Incubus like succubus yeah
00:47:10| the female version is the succubus just so missus or males yeah
00:47:15| thank you mrs. are this the sexual desired male it's like almost like
00:47:19| interview of the vampire those vampires were like irresistible to women
00:47:23| that's good Nikki mrs. same thing with the succubus except for you know very
00:47:28| interesting made me think of Brandon boy its crew thank goodness
00:47:33| yep I know that I know my grandfather used to listen thanks cubits right yeah
00:47:42| had they come out with anything since like grenades they did they came out
00:47:47| with nimble bastard which whoa I don't even know that even though I know what's
00:47:51| interesting I think they're losing their touch but sometimes it's like think
00:47:55| about it Dirk Lance the bass player he left the group around like grenades or a
00:48:00| crow left the murder one of the top really both of those were good right now
00:48:05| I'm down with that well actually I don't remember like grenades that much but um
00:48:08| pull up the murder what's gonna head boil and water or whatever oil and
00:48:12| so not sure anyway I enjoyed a few of the songs on that CD might even been
00:48:17| like grenades yeah I knew about good lost their kind of funky age right well
00:48:22| when you get rid of a funky bass player look what happens it's interesting as
00:48:26| you bring up music to like what do you think the root of music is ah nice
00:48:31| Oh like literally I guess so like music is your muse so they called
00:48:36| it something that would be like a muse with your own emotions and feelings so
00:48:42| music would you like it yep kind of curious if that is linked together or
00:48:47| not and I see news hmm like it was logical
00:48:55| to me it did sound it while we're on the subject I let give a quick shout-out to
00:49:04| black soulful music blank soulful music that's what I've been into for the past
00:49:12| week ago not sure why huh I mentioned them before on a
00:49:16| previous pipet podcast but c'mon see Washington and it's um truth well his CD
00:49:21| harmony just kicked off it's pretty cool that's one someone's like jazzy ish you
00:49:26| know that's more jazz like I get you don't ignore that folks unless you're
00:49:30| into jazz it's not quite my thing but that's okay right sure but what is your
00:49:36| thing who you don't know well you do know about Leon bridges I don't know him
00:49:40| oh you do I think he um some of his stuff has made the radio it's just very
00:49:48| bluesy old-school there's a touch of hint of loss and a touch of just raw
00:49:54| emotion I don't know blues blues gets me it's one big Zeppelin guy cuz they like
00:49:59| the steel blues like I'm cool with that um but when I was checking out Leon
00:50:05| bridges and I was into River and a few other songs which I loved I found a new
00:50:10| guy who I absolutely loved his like his name is Michael Kiwanuka gets a lot to
00:50:18| say he should change his name it is I would agree with it except his song love
00:50:24| and hate it's friggin awesome it's like blues
00:50:26| with a little bit of church eNOS and they're like there's a little bit of
00:50:29| like gospel touch just a little touch cuz I had too much
00:50:32| I don't like preachy stuff he even has a couple songs they're kind of preachy but
00:50:37| like there's a time and a place for everything I mean you know I'm totally
00:50:41| cool with it but the song love and hate and a little cold heart I believe live
00:50:47| my freakin unbelievable and if you get a chance you want to check out some really
00:50:53| good shì to be because we don't curse on this podcast okay check out a little
00:51:01| bit there Michael Kiwanuka love and hate check that song out it's like eight
00:51:05| minutes long but it feels like it's gorgeous anyway I've been on a black
00:51:12| blues soul kick lately so it's nice no good cuz sometimes I listen a heavy
00:51:19| metal that probably is by some white supremacist sometimes I listen to old
00:51:24| school rock I like the belt I like that's what America's about
00:51:27| freedom your expression baby so here's my question for you what if you find out
00:51:33| your favorite music group supports an awful political side or like like um I
00:51:40| don't know decide he takes a Pink Floyd's guitarist David Gilmour
00:51:45| he's either like super Pro Jewish or super anti Israel now so he's anywhere
00:51:51| you don't still remember which is good with the podcast um no no I I actually
00:51:54| don't remember which he is because I think whatever it is is over-the-top
00:51:57| ridiculous I don't know things either like I think maybe the Jews are liars
00:52:01| and blah blah blah except I might be wrong in which case
00:52:04| I'd be miss Corey maybe he's Jewish and he thinks everyone hates Israel is going
00:52:08| to hell I don't remember I just remember he made some ridiculous statement it's
00:52:12| probably not true and he's one of my favorite arcs from an employee I would
00:52:16| say to that Lana I don't care what your views are if you make good music I just
00:52:19| want the musical part I mean right people in my everyday life only take the
00:52:24| intellectual part from me and don't give a shit about me so why does it matter
00:52:29| taking it your sexy part you know oh because you're super sexy yeah
00:52:36| I'm only I'm a one-woman man locked in didn't say how many men man you were for
00:52:49| the podcast that's a wink meaning just one just you it's a double eyebrow raise
00:52:54| that's what that is and my eyebrows are super cow pic caterpillar II so you got
00:52:59| a feature ready for it um I'm ready for it
00:53:02| um interesting that probably leads us to our next segment
00:53:07| yeah it does it's the main topic is what are the next segment well it kind of is
00:53:12| I didn't research it research I've just been a part of it for a while but anyone
00:53:17| who knows President of the United States Donald Trump has recently been involving
00:53:23| himself in NFL protests hmm where do they originally originally protested
00:53:30| about they I don't know any sport allottee was that what the original one
00:53:34| was for so Colin Kaepernick quarterback from the 49ers was taking a knee during
00:53:40| the anthem to protest and raise awareness for police brutality against
00:53:46| black victims like the a while ago right that was a long time ago prey case I'm
00:53:52| trying to think all the cases like say a Ferguson did yourself there's a
00:53:56| ridiculous amount where more so than just like well that's just a coincidence
00:54:00| so I I totally get it it's a good cause no problem it early on
00:54:07| when he started doing it I thought it was very I don't want to say corny I
00:54:14| used to think it was like bothersome almost like come on dude not throwing
00:54:19| NFL just trying to watch a game this is originally what I thought this is on
00:54:23| talking but a few years ago on the kind of the downslope now he's not doing so
00:54:27| hot well hold on so so I'll give you a little in and out here so everything I
00:54:31| was rg3 that injuries cut him to pieces dude ending up with Cleveland and then I
00:54:38| think we injured him against yeah cuz he was before Kaepernick right right okay
00:54:43| keep going but um he was on I don't think he was on top of his game when
00:54:49| this whole thing started I think in the downslide and he's not a great
00:54:54| quarterback to my eyes like he has trouble with the short passes
00:54:58| intermediate passes and he has a sweet long long bomb and again I I don't do
00:55:03| tape so you can check the tape but uh he's built like Gallup for like 15 yards
00:55:09| at a time and that would just screw defenses a lot but he McNabb right
00:55:13| exactly hmm but eventually if you can figure out how to contain him that way
00:55:17| and force him to throw I feel like he became less and less effective like you
00:55:23| they were keeping him in a pocket they were daring him to try and throw into
00:55:26| coverages and I think he was making mistakes
00:55:28| it wasn't he wasn't that good still have an athlete yeah the bad he's young guys
00:55:33| career is a shame although he's still he's still young no I'm he's like twenty
00:55:36| eight nine I feel like so you know in quarterback talk Tom Brees for him 40
00:55:43| before you want more Elliott he's got a mental game he's not for the truck well
00:55:46| so that's what I'm saying so you figure a quarterback should be able to play
00:55:50| mentally as they grow up mm-hmm right true cuz physically for the
00:55:54| first half a career you can really get away with anything
00:55:56| yeah later on you got to start developing the mental aspects the knock
00:56:01| on him was that he wasn't developing the mental aspects enough and this whole
00:56:07| protesting I feel like it was kind of getting booted out of his job eventually
00:56:14| lost his job and as of last year when he was done no one signed him and he was
00:56:22| the poster boy for black lives matter all this other stuff and I think all the
00:56:28| owners in the NFL I think are white like the old-timey white guys like you know
00:56:32| what I mean like a whole third beta money he secretly hate black people but
00:56:36| aren't like they don't on slaves but they're like they don't like black
00:56:40| people like I mean like I I mean I could pay sure all those people sure sure the
00:56:46| idea was that Colin Kaepernick was not getting a backup quarterback job in this
00:56:51| league because they were just mad at him like it was like almost like a moment I
00:56:56| don't want your black lives matter and your protests and your all this stuff
00:57:00| like we're not going to touch it and there's rumor going around that all
00:57:04| the owners blackballed them like they they decided amongst themselves
00:57:08| hey don't hire paint don't hire hey you don't I mean yeah collude is super legal
00:57:13| right super legal I won't go so far as to say they probably openly colluded
00:57:19| it's probably a secret nod type thing like can you imagine being the one owner
00:57:25| who does hire him like I guess you get them at a cheap price oh no no I I would
00:57:33| like I have no comment on oh okay all right
00:57:36| I think cuz we'll be cuz we're Millennials yeah my generation different
00:57:41| than the one prior but I think this one looks at hiring him like baby
00:57:45| Amy admitting a mistake and B be admitting that all 32 of us are racist
00:57:51| do you know what I mean so for him to a higher is beaten sold everyone else and
00:57:56| C to accept blame and I think it's hard for them at that age with billions of
00:58:02| dollars to admit all this hmm but what's interesting is around the NFL
00:58:08| lately um certain players have kind of been like hey we agree with Kaepernick
00:58:12| our backup quarterback is pretty garbage most of the quarterbacks in the league
00:58:17| are really bad like Colin Kaepernick would at least be one of the best backup
00:58:22| quarterbacks in the entire league he wasn't starting pretty - he'd be damn
00:58:25| better than whoever else you got back there
00:58:27| so why isn't he hired maybe is because this whole thing certain players were on
00:58:32| the league boasted black ones have been kneeling during the um national anthem
00:58:37| maybe uh like I know for the Eagles Jenkins he holds his hands up like this
00:58:41| guys do different things to show they just wanted to show the racist
00:58:47| commentary that yes forced him out or our commentary like a Colin tarriest
00:58:54| take on it the forceout the commentary hers Okla comment interesting is the
00:58:59| people now who are doing news stories on it are saying that they're doing it
00:59:05| because it's the anthem and they don't like the anthem so really the troops
00:59:08| agent Neal and now it becomes a players versus the troops argument which kind of
00:59:12| wasn't the original argument and then Donald Jake
00:59:16| our wonderful president what we did he gonna retweets tweets from the Trumper I
00:59:21| was kind of from eating cold we've the Trumpster but let's say I didn't see
00:59:26| some ridiculous things I can't like he gets involved in the some of the
00:59:30| stupidest arguments for some reason I don't even know on Twitter like it would
00:59:34| make more sense if his account was not real and it was just somebody else
00:59:37| presented already it seems like yeah and then Trump didn't even know about his
00:59:41| Twitter account you would think but he's really doing it yeah I know that's the
00:59:46| scary part well there's nothing to gain from tweeting when you're president
00:59:52| United States right no and he tweets a lot a lot every morning there's at least
00:59:57| five a day it's so crazy so you're gonna pick one out
01:00:02| yeah I'm looking for a good one here um you see like the one about Puerto Rico
01:00:10| after getting hit by a hurricane no that's a little above where I was right
01:00:13| here Texas and Florida are doing great but Puerto Rico which was already
01:00:16| suffering from broken infrastructure and massive and no electricity for three
01:00:20| days now right they're in deep trouble it's like thanks president of the United
01:00:25| States we really appreciate you telling us we're in trouble and that our
01:00:29| infrastructure and massive debt are really crippling us to be giveth right
01:00:33| again it doesn't become a political thing like if I took politics strictly
01:00:37| out of it and I was super Republican super Democrat super or whatever I could
01:00:42| still see this guy as a giant idiot baby dude can't control his emotions or his
01:00:47| now and has never been in politics that has never worked a day in his life I
01:00:51| think that's what people wanted they wanted somebody that was not gonna I
01:00:55| think just wanted someone who wasn't a politician yeah which strangely enough
01:00:59| I've thought about this if you're gonna hire a politician to do a job don't you
01:01:06| want the guy that's gonna be this the sleaziest most manipulative most you
01:01:10| know you know I guess Leslie's doing that for you yeah he's doing it for you
01:01:14| against other countries so he's being so deceptive that other countries don't
01:01:18| know what's coming so you're gaining against other
01:01:21| countries in China and that's not true in that country yeah but it's just like
01:01:25| North Korea I figure my North Korea here we go hold
01:01:31| on first off no one yeah if NFL Donald J Trump
01:01:35| if NFL fans refused to go to games until players stop disrespecting our flag and
01:01:40| country you will see change take place fast fire or suspend exclamation point
01:01:45| NFL attendance our ratings are way down boring games yes but many stay away
01:01:51| because they love our country League should back us great solidarity for our
01:01:57| national anthem and for our country standing with locked arms is good
01:02:01| kneeling not acceptable bad ratings it's almost a run-on sentence I don't
01:02:07| understand he shouldn't get involved in that because it's an expression of free
01:02:11| speech and it's a privately owned league so they could do what they want
01:02:14| he shouldn't be weighing on well anything to do anything I think it calls
01:02:18| all these players to turn against him like he's literally taking on the NFL
01:02:23| which if you're Donald J Trump don't take on everyone's favorite thing the
01:02:27| NFL in sports like it just seems like a no-win situation yeah don't attack
01:02:32| sports because that's that's the people like the people's think how about the
01:02:37| people that love Donald J Trump blindly or let's say 24 to 54 and white and are
01:02:45| in the sports probably right probably footballs I mean I'll give bread like
01:02:51| bread and butter right so why attack the one thing that your blind followers love
01:02:57| like do you don't I mean it seems like you said any like don't attack football
01:03:03| and that's what they do in the Midwest and like they don't want to hear your
01:03:07| voice because when they go to watch their sports they they just love sports
01:03:10| and here you are interjecting your Neil it's almost like he's a dictator he's
01:03:16| like then the knee will not bend the knee and what I thinking what I did what
01:03:24| I did think was interesting right after the two football
01:03:26| tweets I read is this one pleased not pleased pleased to inform that the
01:03:33| champion Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL one will be joining me at the White
01:03:38| House for ceremony great lady let me tell you what Pittsburgh you
01:03:44| got it the Penguins truly Donald Trump's team Jeremy I will give congratulations
01:03:52| in Pittsburgh you've won the Trump whatever it's called trump card good
01:04:00| it's amazing he's like well it's him because Trump he's he's gearing up to be
01:04:08| a bad guy in a movie I feel like oh yeah he's Biff right yeah yeah well what's
01:04:14| interesting though is that bits team is now the Pittsburgh Penguins doesn't that
01:04:17| feel like a bad guy team it does a team with a bunch of bad personalities like
01:04:21| they're buying a game three special inside the building yeah
01:04:26| sudden death Van Damme where is he there I feel like very unrealistic yeah I feel
01:04:37| like slightly who would suck I feel like North Korea might actually
01:04:40| do something and Trump is just like you idiot dictator you suck like he just
01:04:46| keeps tweeting out or like yeah will destroy you don't worry about it
01:04:49| and like oh there there are literally a million things unfold here who really is
01:04:54| more powerful ask clearly yeah right yeah
01:04:56| so even if we had a good leader a bad leader they had a good leader of a
01:05:00| leader they're going to get destroyed if they really start a war right uh-huh
01:05:05| but do they have enough power where they can ruin people even after a destroyed
01:05:09| like if a nuke goes off can they can they launch a nuke as far as us they can
01:05:14| launch a new too stubborn or definitely our allies and some of our I think they
01:05:18| might be able to make it to Hawaii and Guam but it's like I don't think they're
01:05:22| gonna be like California where do you think they're you think their guidance
01:05:27| they don't let ain't gonna be up to snuff they're saying that they possibly
01:05:31| could hit California and I don't think we're gonna let them do that
01:05:35| they've been launching it over like Japan and if they have like a live
01:05:38| missile going over Japan I think they know everyone's gonna react and say you
01:05:42| can't like no one can do that don't let's say he does it tonight though I
01:05:46| mean there's no the thing with this guy is I understand policy I understand
01:05:53| red tape I understand everything's tangled together like you know hundred
01:05:57| years of histories and political pieces and agreements between countries and
01:06:02| everything else but if he just snaps and does launch nukes what actually happens
01:06:08| hey do we launch one immediately right back out and just blow them the hello or
01:06:13| like just destroy like it's like we'll launch this and then forget about him
01:06:18| because he's probably dead in 12 hours or 18 hours let's then we focus on this
01:06:23| New Kids on the air towards us so I don't even know purple why this is
01:06:28| totally you know yes I understand it's Gaza yes yeah I think we launched
01:06:32| missiles to take out all those nuke sites because I think we know where they
01:06:35| are I think so anything but you would have
01:06:37| to do before we launches so are you assuming we're just guessing when this
01:06:41| lunatic is gonna snap no I'm saying as soon as we know it's oh
01:06:44| that's an ICBM and it's gonna have a live warhead which we might know we
01:06:48| might have spies on the ground it might understand that it has live ammunition
01:06:52| on it I'm saying we we got takeout every launch site so you can't launch another
01:06:56| one and hopefully we have missiles that can meet it and destroy it and if it's
01:07:01| us then all war all hell breaks loose I think we immediately launch a nuke right
01:07:07| after that if it hits us with it if it hits some some part of the US with it
01:07:10| some sort of nuke you can guarantee that North Korea is gonna get railed it's
01:07:16| like so hard in a way I feel good like screw them but yeah but it's not any of
01:07:21| their people's fault either exactly not you'd have to know where Kim Jong is
01:07:28| yeah and you'd have to land that nuke right on his head hey you just see this
01:07:33| giant missile land right into him was he killed by the missile now he's come on
01:07:40| the impact hit actual missile physically impacted on him and they really maybe he
01:07:46| would realize at that moment that he can't just throw nukes around and say
01:07:50| you know I need I need aid because I'm powerful and big and I can control I
01:07:55| don't know how many millions of people he has under his control but well what
01:07:59| what one maintains his control over there because he's probably like five
01:08:03| foot five overweight not in physical shape see insanity and
01:08:08| heredity Prince Harry okay now what holds that in place for as
01:08:13| long as it does eventually there's a breaking point in all roles right things
01:08:17| that what killing generals like a general stands out it like steps aside
01:08:21| and says you can't do that and then he just like tells them
01:08:24| yeah I think it's just you being right on the edge of the brink of pre so if
01:08:28| you're a so if you're a semi gentle also who could be promoted to general next
01:08:33| and you're in a room with him alone could you just kill like wouldn't
01:08:37| everyone cheer for you like who's gonna stop you I mean if you're maybe no one
01:08:43| would stop him if he started beating him to death in front of everyone else
01:08:47| I don't know you you grow up to learn that Kim Jon never never poops yeah but
01:08:53| wait so but I agreed that most of the people think what he scored four goals
01:08:58| in the Olympics yeah he win Foley's games he's the fastest human on earth he
01:09:02| broke all these records I get it the average citizens not gonna they think
01:09:05| he's a guy yeah but what if you are like his right-hand man do you know he poops
01:09:09| you know he's a loser you know how his hair looks in the morning you know he
01:09:14| gets fussy when his eggs aren't the right way and then he has to poop again
01:09:17| like you know I mean like they're like this guy isn't piece of shit you've got
01:09:21| to think that his inner group his inner sanctum has all of the amenities they
01:09:25| would ever want do you think he's bi okay so my Gers and okay so they're
01:09:30| there now and all sorts of Tigers and kids and whatever having other kids will
01:09:36| well then whatever they want I'm not over there I'm not condoning anything
01:09:40| they don't know any of this so again it's opposition if you sue us King come
01:09:46| with Mattel due to a celebrity challenge we want you to give all your citizens
01:10:01| let them travel the United States and see how it is they probably like it do
01:10:07| you think if they did get internet it would just crumble over there they'd be
01:10:11| watching videos of kittens crying instead
01:10:14| it'd be like right but then you don't think enough people would look up like
01:10:17| true actual events and documents or whatever or would take too long again
01:10:23| they'd be watching movies and stuff okay right podcast
01:10:31| never swayed by the under good good good you better believe it buddy
01:10:41| believe it it kind of brings me around to the other topic we talked about last
01:10:46| time which is urban exploring oh my god yeah I saw a video of a snowboarder
01:10:51| going to North Korea to snowboard at their resort they have a really nice
01:10:57| resort but there was nobody there as far as I know I mean he didn't go to - he
01:11:04| went to one so it was really creepy in a sense that like even though these things
01:11:08| are completely maintained and everything was perfect and clean and there's people
01:11:12| that are attending to you there's no other snowboarders like the slopes were
01:11:16| completely routine so you got to feel like this is not right like this is
01:11:21| something strange going on here where's the money
01:11:23| maintaining it that you know where maybe it's meant for the uppers you know and
01:11:28| they come like once every three months there's nothing I enjoy one single party
01:11:33| to show how happy they are that Kim John is the is the ruler he's my man I
01:11:40| changed my mind what does he call our our present a
01:11:44| dotard I said dotard hey I think he calls trumpet dotard and Trump calls in
01:11:50| Rocket Man what they ought to do is just have a rock you can get out they should
01:11:55| have them actually physically battle to that and it would be amazing I think
01:11:58| Trump would win but only because of his height and weight but I don't know do
01:12:02| you think presidential challenge how old is kim jong he's young isn't he
01:12:08| yeah he's in his house ain't our age maybe somewhere yeah then he's got he
01:12:13| can take the old man I don't know he's I don't know he is very small and not a
01:12:17| way out of shape oh yeah and he's a loser
01:12:20| but maybe this is the way you end you know the regime squabbling yeah Ron you
01:12:27| imagine there respect Trump would get if like Oh thud
01:12:30| he's covered with scratches and like a black eye and there's a little blood
01:12:33| drip in here bloody knuckles and he says well not very good was he ratings down
01:12:40| there was a huge win for America like played uncle's there I was like wow this
01:12:48| is the working-class man we wanted I think we would get him in for a second
01:12:52| term at that point he might like win it gets that's the only way he can save
01:12:57| himself he's got a battle kim-jong on the field of battle Wow
01:13:03| should we give him weapons like a stapler and a like office supplies I
01:13:07| think we should kill each other with office supplies stapler and like a ruler
01:13:12| Shh Michael arias they televised it no man
01:13:21| raise money yeah yeah Dan can't believe we figured out there definitely was
01:13:31| oppas ears yeah you're a trump who would be the bad guy you know like the WWE bad
01:13:39| guy who like unbuckles the turnbuckle behind the referees back it would be the
01:13:44| real bad guy where they both throw sand in each other's eyes like when the other
01:13:47| person wasn't looking they didn't jecht each other with the poison as soon as
01:13:51| they made out the gladiator yeah having me out the lung right before Wow that's
01:14:10| good yeah questions uh any questions from the ether here yeah I do like to
01:14:16| comment on our comments on the comments section
01:14:19| let's hear it - comments from urban explorers there's one that's younger
01:14:23| perfect scores this is a people that really just get in there they get up
01:14:26| their elbows and workman stuff you know I'm saying uh-huh
01:14:28| they definitely do one one is called D rocks I think arrows
01:14:36| I think it's d-roc see what Steve honesty rocks so in a click I was a
01:14:42| little occupy at the time because my kid was sneezing and coughing on me but you
01:14:46| know yeah I actually checked out his channel and there's one video where he's
01:14:51| like walk around a complex who's actually doing it it's not spam not spam
01:14:55| oh I kind of find it again something I eat for lunch every day in Northeast
01:15:01| Philadelphia Pam fried on a frying pan stick it on bread throw a little mustard
01:15:06| on that bad boy that's a spam sandwich folks enjoy it did you actually eat spam
01:15:12| yeah like a lot of days we were poor like it was just like canned meat MIT
01:15:17| who's slimy so you would fry it so it wasn't a slimy
01:15:21| problem is my mom put it in a ziploc bag and whatever and by the time lunch came
01:15:26| around the bread was all soggy so it was really just mustard spam and bread all
01:15:32| mushed in it's a bug bag that sounds disgusting
01:15:35| yeah sometimes I didn't even eat lunch you really is dishonest you actually ate
01:15:40| space I would say like the entire seventh grade or something
01:15:45| it breaks it tear to my eye man made me who I am today so I guess I'm better
01:15:51| than everyone as I had its ban canned and so so what happened in high school
01:16:00| you had real lunches um yeah we moved up to peanut butter and something called
01:16:06| gel a guy like a Highline I like it I like really should jumped on that John
01:16:19| my Gen name oh is it offensive for Tom Hanks to play like a purpose my retarded
01:16:24| individual or is that like okay well you compare them to other actors that did
01:16:28| retarded people and are mentally disabled people sorry
01:16:31| thank you and sometimes I will do not do mentally disabled people justice they
01:16:39| take one aspect like a Gilbert Grape yeah pretty well but some people just
01:16:47| don't they ruin it just do it terribly right they go over
01:16:51| the top yeah it's not appropriate not appropriate for podcasts it's not
01:16:57| appropriate for this podcast folks we all have none of that please yeah
01:17:03| and I would like to take a shout-out to sleepless but there the other urban
01:17:07| explorer there like it's the kind of yawns they're like 13 or 14 that's cool
01:17:12| I love 13 year olds they're exploring stuff and they are
01:17:16| British I think so there's a bunch accent of the child so I mean I mean it
01:17:22| was watchable I want to just count them it's doable yeah what both of those need
01:17:26| to do though is take like a 3d video cam so that you can do like you know a 360
01:17:35| degrees every pretty cool yeah that would be really interactive
01:17:39| yeah rather than no I mean I'd be better than what they're doing but do you think
01:17:44| we could do that for the podcast I think we could i we had a fan that wanted to
01:17:47| do it maybe D rocks cuz I think he's American maybe possibly well listen
01:17:52| maybe I need to for when I practice base I have bad news I have to go away for a
01:18:00| weekend with my band no no it's terrible well drink smoke do
01:18:07| whatever you want like no rules laid out in the mountains no cell service get
01:18:12| this I haven't practice bass since our show like a month and a half ago
01:18:18| and I know our as he's referred to as Nazi leader it's literally right oh
01:18:26| really he's the one oh my god yeah cuz my could care less
01:18:29| Mike Mike wouldn't if I were up to Mike we still wouldn't have a met for the
01:18:34| first time so Nazi leader Ryan make sure we all get together and he makes sure we
01:18:41| all do it and make sure we all practice and then he yells at whoever didn't
01:18:44| practice hard enough and then my buddy and in truth he's just always really
01:18:48| good so he's good so me I'm like the squeaky wheel so I have to practice
01:18:53| practice practice and now it's been like a month and I
01:18:56| have two months since I've really practice and I'm going away for a
01:19:00| weekend with them and I'm supposed to bring my bass
01:19:02| Shh better practice right now for like a week straight like hard he's me like you
01:19:08| can't even play our songs maybe like no I'm good man I'm good I just need to
01:19:12| she's gonna lose I'm not looking forward to it fresh air no responsibilities
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01:19:43| it's right outside oh whoa we have one down here too yeah I know who is one
01:19:46| going on that one no it's the big one yeah umph
01:19:49| volunteers beautiful - come on okay other people at home you are offers this
01:19:54| is warm feeling it right here my chest mm-hmm yeah just good since we got one
01:20:04| like one like that's all it takes do we get one lick make the difference
01:20:10| for some who's that middle-aged Americans we need your name we need some
01:20:17| lig late fee yes your likes not even love we just need like a little bit a
01:20:22| little bit of like we're not gonna pander you don't care if you do it just
01:20:29| do it folks just feels good friggin do it well I think it's it
01:20:36| I think I'm Nick and I'm Dan together we just do this thing what we call it the
01:20:43| and panderers yeah we do yeah we like you folks like it a lot see you later
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