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00:00:00| I'm Dan I'm Nick folks and together we formed this group all the Orient and
00:00:10| panders containment that's us folks we're here live tonight
00:00:16| in your kitchen the absolute bliss in your kitchen I want to say the theme of
00:00:24| the day of this terrible that's terrible I'm an awful person that is an awful
00:00:28| person we're gonna teach you how to cook today we sure are
00:00:32| cook up some good ideas and fabric it's an over 21 podcast everything we say as
00:00:40| a joke or it's true or you can use it against us it's not legal we're not
00:00:44| binding it's aren't our opinions and this is a script it's all big joke and
00:00:48| they're fully fictitious are wholly true which makes it so we cannot be on libel
00:00:54| Oaks and what we do here called podcast for the people I think I've had
00:01:04| people come up to me and be like that podcast you did last whatever day was
00:01:09| incredible yeah that's my shirt and they have beggars clothes and they asked for
00:01:14| a father and I always say keep the change chap and I look at silver coin in
00:01:19| the air and it flips and lands right in his little dirty little and he's got
00:01:23| mittens where the fingers are cut out oh I was gonna say that most people they
00:01:33| start to get really intimate and physical and then they put on one of our
00:01:37| podcasts and they realize they don't really need sex they just need
00:01:41| philosophy a heavy dose of philosophy and they just leave their woman there on
00:01:45| the bed and I say I'll be back honey give me an hour then like sting they
00:01:50| just think about sex for like eight hours and wave after wave of orgasm hits
00:01:55| their body mm-hmm without physical stimulation that's just called
00:01:59| podcasting beautiful yeah happens to me at work every day whenever I listen to
00:02:08| this podcast your employer get to see this one yeah I
00:02:12| have a little sheet no just encircles me glowing light emanating from there oh no
00:02:26| it was Wizard of Oz but wizzy of Oz hmm so I don't know if we want to follow the
00:02:36| agenda or not I feel pretty comfortable I think we can just ditch that if we
00:02:40| want you can do whatever we want so I'll tell you a quick funny thing has to do
00:02:46| with The Wizard of Oz oh yeah so when mom co-signed for all my school loans
00:02:51| because I couldn't get approved for him uh-huh and I made 50 60 straight
00:02:57| payments 60 months of payments in a row whatever it is forty-eight something
00:03:01| like that they send me like a gold coin her silver you know I still had about
00:03:12| that way patreon would probably take care of that
00:03:14| um modern-day slave yeah anyway yes but um she needed to do stuff for her
00:03:21| finances so she's trying to redo her finances and I think all these loans
00:03:24| kept showing up for her it she's like no it's like Sony's paid everything off
00:03:29| he's like paying it he's never defaulted he's never I've never had a late payment
00:03:33| yeah but your ceiling stays unlimited to hang in here know about her she couldn't
00:03:39| get reevaluate not like 40,000 our loans attached to Bernie uh-huh so they were
00:03:44| like you can't we can't approve units so finally she's like calling this company
00:03:48| and getting a hold of Sallie Mae oh I'll name-drop hard dude Sallie Mae
00:03:53| can suck mine um we just like couldn't get a hold anyone like they would always
00:03:59| just run in circles and then click y'all and then like the rule was legally I
00:04:03| think 24 straight payments uh-huh you could take off a cosigner oh yeah that
00:04:09| was up to 48 so like a while ago hey 36 by 3 years after a hurricane yeah mom's
00:04:16| going nuts and she would call and like I pray like press here to press here again
00:04:20| and then then maybe I'd be like would you we need
00:04:23| to talk to the person in charge of the loan so it was me and I was like it was
00:04:26| like usually Indian people and I was like okay I was like I'm Nichkhun Posey
00:04:30| yes you can talk to my mother I give her full permission she's gonna yell you
00:04:33| hear that's my mother yep you talked her and she would ask to talk to someone and
00:04:38| the manager was never around so I was always around and it's just got to be a
00:04:42| thing in the one time they really call back we might bill to get you all so she
00:04:46| goes and they were like I'm really sorry mom we uh we cannot we do not have the
00:04:52| party and she was like I just need to talk to someone behind the curtain and
00:04:59| guy with it excuse me and my mom I'm swear to god
00:05:02| I'm like listening to my mom in the room and she just lost her mind she's like I
00:05:05| want to talk to the man behind the curtain
00:05:09| you know Wizard of Oz I want to talk to the man who's back there pull it all
00:05:13| these strings um I'm laughing because I can't believe my mom's like tell Tom The
00:05:18| Wizard of Oz thing and swear to god this guy's voice gets brolo and he goes
00:05:23| listen look up something called an ombudsman my mom's like excuse me and he
00:05:30| was like write this down um Woodsman look up your ombudsman something I need
00:05:35| she said a bunch of words he's like I have to go and he hung up and my mom
00:05:39| looked at me like I was like we're looking up an ombudsman and I was like
00:05:43| mom what is that so we google it and it's like apparently someone who's to
00:05:47| make sure the loan companies don't prey on innocent people huh we called them
00:05:52| and said we didn't even get a person we got the answering machine we said you
00:05:56| know my name my social or not my social bank account my account number from the
00:06:01| school whatever it was and I was like I've been paying for this many months I
00:06:04| thought they could take me off whatever did you know 24 hours later I just got
00:06:09| an email and a phone call with a voicemail that was like we have released
00:06:12| your parents from cosign and I was like I was like I didn't even talk for this
00:06:18| person it was like a super secret code word we found out Wow but it was like it
00:06:23| was just so funny my mom screaming at this guy who's probably never seen
00:06:26| Wizard of Oz show me the green man I was like
00:06:35| it's up and that is those people just drive me nuts something ah but it's also
00:06:40| not their fault I mean they set up that way it's a system oh yeah no there's you
00:06:45| know there's a field of these people they're like grass they're just
00:06:48| springing up everywhere and they just pack up no power they have to the right
00:06:53| like poop and it's like the next guy it sounds exactly like and with a tweak of
00:06:56| a different action you have to and you have to tell the story again and then he
00:07:00| says well I can't do anything want the transfer you it's like a thousand
00:07:03| Indians are just like one Robin Williams reincarnated oh how you doing are you
00:07:08| doing there yeah what are we doing hey debilitating disease hehehe that might
00:07:17| have been the better way out which that brings me back suicide is not illegal
00:07:21| it's illegal to aid in a bed people who are going to bed suicide no I'm pretty
00:07:26| sure they repealed experimented I do this experiment in 2002 so you have to
00:07:31| check the laws on overto they may have changed to allow more leniency aside
00:07:35| laws what I do know is that there was a that criminal show or this Colonel show
00:07:40| or just Christmas show this is criminal baby the podcast they know yeah good
00:07:46| print my Nana sort of and so she talked about that one lady who would help in
00:07:53| assisted suicides and it was like a team of people so like if someone felt they
00:07:57| wanted to commit suicide they would call this company essentially who did it well
00:08:03| there's no the nuance there was that they would tell you all of what was
00:08:07| going to happen and how it was gonna happen and what to do and he's like
00:08:10| crazy helmets that would just pump in carbon dioxide and you pass out so you
00:08:16| they could go there sit there and talk to them and help them through it but
00:08:20| they weren't allowed to touch or provide anything so they can watch them commit
00:08:24| suicide and help them through it and most of the times it was like the family
00:08:27| was like this person is in horrible pain like and they they are choosing to pass
00:08:31| away so the family was there like helping and supporting without
00:08:35| physically interacting or providing any of the supplies to do it I feel about
00:08:41| that I'm not sure how I feeling is this suicide like I'm always like do what you
00:08:45| want I guess all my life you know I'm not trying to
00:08:50| yeah I guess most people can't conceive of the pain right come on I can't
00:08:55| imagine a life where that's the way out yeah some of those diseases though
00:09:00| they're like eating your body alive or shutting down parts of your body like
00:09:04| ALS I think whether a certain point you're just like if you could just blink
00:09:07| and you're about to stop being able to blink I'm gonna try to kill myself with
00:09:12| my eyelids keep trying to keep your eyes open so that they dry out and then you
00:09:17| could die of thirst thirsty for your eyes yeah splash water on them no he has
00:09:26| a note he wants to die Oh dark yeah we do go there though we do
00:09:37| so the other I'm gonna start with this one because I had like a small story I
00:09:42| read today that was overwhelmingly positive in the comment comments
00:09:46| comments continents that's a rare thing on the internet today yeah it was about
00:09:51| a daughter providing a kidney to her father now that seems pretty positive
00:09:56| yeah that's pretty positive but as a father myself I wouldn't want my son to
00:10:00| give me a kidney one yeah but you have limited functionality with one like what
00:10:08| like you colostomy bag you're like you're always walking around or you guys
00:10:12| do dialysis every six weeks well I don't think I mean like if if he could give me
00:10:16| functionality to keep me alive I would say no I'd say I'd want to I'd want to
00:10:20| die and I don't want your kidney because I've already lived life like the guy was
00:10:25| like 60 or something so it's like does that does change it how old I mean but
00:10:29| you're saying like your situation your kids way too young wouldn't you want to
00:10:33| like harvest our looks a little baby kidney your kidneys gonna be small
00:10:39| that's why I don't want them I want to own a big man kidney I'm gonna build a
00:10:44| man for me yeah that's fine you punch him in the one kidney that
00:10:50| you're not but yeah now it reduced functionality
00:10:58| and it's not a pleasant trip and I wouldn't want to take any part of his
00:11:02| life away and I think by going down to one kidney it does take it life away if
00:11:05| anything I would want to save my kidney that has liked maybe 10% life left and
00:11:09| say I'm gonna save this until you're older and then you can use it when
00:11:13| you've got sort of like a fishing box sure keep my my corpse partially alive
00:11:19| until do that Queens with electrodes or something nice you could have blood
00:11:26| pumping through it you probably could it's probably highly illegal and they
00:11:30| they they hate it I would say God hates it but I don't think he does I think
00:11:34| he'd just be like you him and do crazy humans I didn't mean for that to happen
00:11:41| this guy's so yeah I was surprised that no one brought that up in the comments
00:11:48| there were no trolls that said you know I I wouldn't do that like why isn't he
00:11:53| and giving her a kidney bill the filter blood so good bear give her so much
00:12:11| better now so you're saying you would take a kidney from your son yeah and it
00:12:16| didn't like effective life I'm pretty sure you you're fine with one kidney
00:12:20| I'd have to research I think you are pretty sure it kid if you're telling me
00:12:25| he just has to go to for a checkup once a year to make sure nothing's wrong yeah
00:12:28| kidney filters like everything out of your oh it's like blood but it also
00:12:33| filters out so your reduce urine so it's filtering out all the contaminants right
00:12:39| yeah so like you have limited filtering ability which would seem like a prompt
00:12:43| might not be like scientifically provable but it's got to be a damaging
00:12:47| thing if you overdo it on the toxins just make the other one work harder yeah
00:12:52| the advances in technology about my kids that he's older I'll make him enroll
00:12:59| I'll have the same thing with stem cells and my cord blood and all that stuff
00:13:03| they can harvest it from your children and then they can inject it
00:13:07| back in your children if they have some sort of disease but they probably could
00:13:11| do it for you so you can't have more children so that you can harvest harvest
00:13:15| them yeah yeah someone's making jokes recently and I'm sure it's conspiracy
00:13:22| theorists but a lot of the multi-billionaires like the cock
00:13:27| brothers or the Koch brothers No and a bunch of others and Jeff Bezos and
00:13:32| someone else started like talking more recently about the blood of young people
00:13:37| has been mentioned and I was like who cares it's a coincidence someone's like
00:13:41| you know the uber-rich are harvesting the blood Youth huh to make younger and
00:13:47| I was like that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard I was like but
00:13:50| theoretically it might work Joe Rogan dad podcasts about this he in it himself
00:13:54| the equal one so what he did blood doping his own blood I don't call it
00:13:59| doping no no blood doping is where you inject your own blood into no no yeah
00:14:03| what he did there's like so your body has stem cells all over it and you can
00:14:08| sense it since this damn it mother effer synthesized them I'm having a bad day
00:14:13| synthesized them into more stem cells so like the older your stem cells are older
00:14:18| you are and the slower they multiply so like if they harvest it from an old
00:14:23| person then you only have like maybe like 100 stem cells at the end er well
00:14:28| like a younger person it multiplies that much faster so yeah like a thousand and
00:14:31| the younger you get the faster they multiply sure so like the blood of the
00:14:34| youth multiplies down to like you know billion stem cells oh boo mm-hmm it
00:14:42| heals you it heals you in the way that they become new fresh cells and then
00:14:46| they also secrete this thing I don't know what it's called the juice of the
00:14:50| stem cells it causes other cells regardless of their age to respond like
00:14:54| they were younger so no get get my Mel Gibson's father was on Joe Rogan's
00:15:01| podcast or that you're talking about him he was like 93 70 years ago got stem
00:15:06| cell injections all over his body cuz he was about to die
00:15:09| and now he's a hundred and something and he's Mel Gibson says he's in fantastic
00:15:13| shape so stem cells who knows
00:15:19| human body used to healed and fuel and propel the human body who would have
00:15:24| guessed yeah bodies are good for bodies huh
00:15:28| makes sense I guess too though we've been looking for magic mushrooms and
00:15:32| herbs and spices and drugs that we can create in a lab but really maybe it's
00:15:36| maybe the answers in here in our organs our replacement organs in a cloned
00:15:49| mm-hmm sounds my kidneys story stem cell story used those two stories in one it
00:15:56| sure was yeah I'm gonna talk about Redemption
00:16:01| this is sure off topic so I don't fall on the agenda at all so there's three
00:16:06| things that are so redeeming this week that came out one the fire festival yeah
00:16:13| what's interesting is the only negative I got from that is who was the guy
00:16:17| responsible he does need oh who cares about him isn't he the one that's
00:16:21| getting sued or yeah he got hurt oh he's gay only years right it's like it's like
00:16:27| an Irish name a thing Mike Farley Reilly McFarland look at that no no I think he
00:16:35| did something with software and then decided to make a card
00:16:39| so he made a luxury card which would let you into like VIP areas it wasn't a
00:16:43| credit card and he paid like $250 for it or some absurd amount it was called the
00:16:49| Magnus card or something you know did you have to have a Magnus card to go to
00:16:53| the fire festival no no no he just made it so that it was
00:16:57| like an ultra elite preying on like people who are dumb enough to think that
00:17:01| a card will let you into all various places and yeah so that guy decided that
00:17:07| he was gonna like an old dog this old jingle yeah damn jingle lead dog someone
00:17:13| needs some stem cells I don't think you'll get any stem cells from this one
00:17:22| but I just wonder what percent that is one
00:17:29| stem-cell please coming right up sir but anyway sorry
00:17:35| that's all right I'm in mr. McIntyre where's MacFarlane Billy McFarland
00:17:40| waiting for that dog to get closer so I can snag its chain off it you're gonna
00:17:45| snap its neck terrible sign has a suicide brought live
00:17:51| yeah I wish I did stuff to animal just feel like telling you I think the
00:17:57| audience needs me to hold this no play it it's gonna hold it over AG did you
00:18:06| play that no I just oh yeah I was waiting for the dog thing that happened
00:18:11| I figured I had 30 seconds uh-huh oh that's awesome
00:18:15| yeah that makes my look good yeah um yeah Billy mcFarland
00:18:20| so he had the Magnus card it was a bunch of bullshit and then he set up this
00:18:24| festival knowing that it would cost more take more time and that the price point
00:18:30| was to way off so he was purposely sabotaging it almost mm-hmm and he was
00:18:35| like he was signing up these people to play like all the artists and then he
00:18:39| never gives them any money he never gave him any money to build anything or say
00:18:44| anything up and he had like limited crew and it was in a island in the Caribbean
00:18:47| for what they say were rich kids yeah like the price was like so the price
00:18:52| points were $250,000 for her for a specialty pass which I don't think
00:18:57| anybody pays so wait all these kids that were stuck eating um cheese sandwiches
00:19:04| peeing in like porta-potties and stuff like living like living
00:19:11| live like regular inner-city kids yeah and they were screaming and crying about
00:19:16| it yeah but super justice in a way is this one of the only instances where
00:19:21| every party lost and it's okay that's what I think good the one thing the one
00:19:27| drawback is I read that the price point was was originally $12,000 but most
00:19:32| people paid $1,200 for a two-week vacation in the Bahamas to listen to
00:19:36| artists so it's like that's more reasonable
00:19:39| until you look at the infrastructure of the island or the people producing it or
00:19:43| the fact that they didn't really have anyone coming or that you can no tell
00:19:48| you have no way to get there so awesome so that was the first redemption is that
00:19:54| guy guy sentenced to like multiple years in prison someone said the only reason
00:19:58| he got in trouble is cuz he did it to rich people yeah because he if he did it
00:20:03| to poor black kids in like a role as almost said urban community like you
00:20:09| probably would moral community like a bunch of hillbillies yeah but um if he
00:20:17| had done it in like inner-city and like a bad area I feel like he probably would
00:20:22| have gotten away with it they really uh he's a he's a big ticket producer it
00:20:25| just didn't work out for these poor kids you know like you know any mean that's
00:20:30| the only downer I guess and I don't know that's true but it's it's pretty cool
00:20:33| that he did get busted for twenty years yeah he got busted for like wire fraud
00:20:38| which I don't I guess he was sending money somewhere they never get you for
00:20:42| the actual crime they get you from moving money mm-hmm it's the the Jared
00:20:46| from Subway thing it's like we have him on tape saying he did exactly what other
00:20:50| thing is but oh by indirect child porn yeah we busted this other guy that
00:20:58| showed that he had child porn and it was like oh we got him finally we're waiting
00:21:02| for this piece of evidence like you dicks you're just waiting for a slam
00:21:07| dunk I mean they have to go can you imagine if they moved on it and they
00:21:12| they could charge him again up right cuz then you can't charge him for the same
00:21:16| thing and now he's on to you so it's like it's literally like playing
00:21:20| basketball and you sitting on the bench and you're waiting until they pass the
00:21:24| ball on the offensive side and no one's there and then you come off the bench
00:21:27| pick up the ball and just it was like he said like you have to have that open
00:21:32| shot because if you imagined you miss like terrible like a game-winning shot
00:21:37| like it's like ooh you forgot to read Jared your Miranda rights and he's free
00:21:42| to go and he's like he's carrying them big old pains that he's going for your
00:21:48| kids and it's like oh that you're gonna change hell's that
00:21:53| pac-man all the ghosts are gonna be giant pants yeah
00:21:59| oh she's bad hi babe oh it's so polite do you think she did I guess she was
00:22:05| bitter yeah I love you too mm-hmm intense so I said there were three
00:22:16| redemptions I don't know if it's taken too much time it is a list I guess once
00:22:20| I hit three it's a list Martin's Martin shkreli or whatever his
00:22:23| name is they took his blue tank yeah it took it they declared that he had to pay
00:22:30| I guess reparations or something and then they had to take his wu-tang
00:22:34| because he didn't have any money I'm sure he did I don't know he
00:22:40| distributed so he he if I'm not mistaken he was the dick he was a super Tom let's
00:22:47| start from the beginning he did the AIDS drug thing mm-hmm
00:22:50| yeah he is pharmaceutical thirsty aids he was one of the only companies who had
00:22:55| rights to it proprietary rights like he you know is patented I guess the drug
00:23:00| yep so he jacked the price up four thousand percent
00:23:03| yep is like $80 no it's three hundred ninety bad bat that's there are three
00:23:09| thousand nine hundred dollars right for you to stay a lot to take your anti-aids
00:23:14| drug and nothing changed with the drug he just figured no one else makes it
00:23:17| this is a life or death thing I can cash in here correct pretty much pretty much
00:23:23| yeah what a jerk he was trying to milk a millionaire billionaire all the bomb
00:23:29| jacking up the price of drugs for AIDS cure not cure but prolong it whatever
00:23:35| weird thing there is that I think he gained his money through some sort of
00:23:38| like stock trading like he was like a hedge fund manager or some BS and like
00:23:43| he was defrauding people there so he took defrauded money to buy the
00:23:46| pharmaceutical company which then defrauded more people so it's like it's
00:23:51| hard to follow the waterfall of bullshit but that guy's full of it so you're
00:23:56| gonna get him with something but it's not gonna be the whole scheme he's still
00:23:58| gonna have like millions stashed away somewhere right so
00:24:03| and then intern bought the wu-tang album that they released to one individual
00:24:08| yeah they're not auction and only he and only he had access to it my question is
00:24:16| if now he's losing access to this the only way to combat that is to make
00:24:22| millions of digital copies and just spread them all over the internet here
00:24:26| it is I'm sure federal judge will just declare that needs to be burned in a
00:24:29| fire and then you're just like ah find out I guess blue tang doesn't have
00:24:35| anything in it are they allowed to keep any copies of
00:24:38| their own song if they sold one copy and you're buying the only I would be
00:24:42| hilarious they have to like remove all their digital copies off their computers
00:24:45| and whatnot they can't listen their own music play it so they were selling it as
00:24:50| the only copy do they have to do that I wonder what the contract would look like
00:24:54| are we so crazy and how to prove it you can't hum it along
00:24:59| in unison together if several viewer in a room together
00:25:04| there will be no humming of the unreleased wu-tang album yes you're
00:25:09| right I feel like one of those like Jimmy
00:25:11| Fallon's gets where they play on all sorts of crazy instruments children's
00:25:15| instruments playing on like beer bottles ukulele hit good give it the redemption
00:25:25| zone then whatever the hell it is oh yeah I do this one's real simple 50
00:25:29| shades the third film came out and I didn't have any clue whatsoever and I
00:25:35| was forced to watch the first two Fifty Shades freed and then see the second one
00:25:41| it's a load of crap there's just so much crap on it that people are even the
00:25:45| people that are diehard fans were like oh my god this is what yeah I don't
00:25:49| think the movies are doing that well but what so the third one was in theaters
00:25:53| yeah apparently yeah I I was checking theaters and there was like one showing
00:25:57| of Fifty Shades and I was like what apparently came out for Valentine's Day
00:26:01| oh did you go wait you're saying he went or they never saw it I know whatever no
00:26:07| one ever knew about it cuz it was such garbage wait third one went like
00:26:13| straight to DVD type deal almost I think they just had like one showing and each
00:26:16| to prove that it was a trilogy like we have a trilogy YUM
00:26:21| scene actors and actresses yeah the people with had no emotion and no fire
00:26:25| whatsoever yeah like hmm although my girl tried to get me to read them all
00:26:31| and I read it unless say 40 pages of the first book it's just sorry she's trying
00:26:38| to find your the fetish you like me maybe but it took more than 40 pages and
00:26:44| uh the writing is just very bad the right word terrible no I mean because
00:26:52| listen to actually write a book I give anyone credit even people write short
00:26:58| erotic little fan fictions and all that and it's they stuck or whatever but to
00:27:03| sit there and write a whole book has a beginning and end you gotta have an
00:27:07| editor producer like that's a full-time gig like I give you props to even do it
00:27:11| so I won't say it's a piece of shit cuz like you could read something someone
00:27:17| who writes on reddit or something that's a piece of shit so she's an author she
00:27:23| wrote something it's probably more than I'll ever do with my life as far as go
00:27:27| get them and attitude it's just it's poor that's the right word good well in
00:27:34| limited limited vocabulary and repetitive yeah and all the tropes and
00:27:39| themes were all done out before like you we've seen this all done before you're
00:27:43| just inserting crazy sexual themes to make it seem edgy but really it's the
00:27:49| same story over again kind of boring kind of isn't going anywhere
00:27:54| kind of like a novel that a computer should be writing now some AI would be
00:27:58| right smut I mean a nice to read our smut I
00:28:03| don't I want something maybe the AI is gonna
00:28:07| think of every possibility and then give me like that's just it I think they'll
00:28:11| miss you like you don't you don't foresee a future words intention and
00:28:18| emotion of having sex like AI will be like I came at her is so hot I just like
00:28:26| all over and it's like whoa thrusted myself into herself she was
00:28:34| having like so many orgasms man like we're like making a ice and like oh
00:28:45| maybe it is human maybe no but I'm thinking like humans always have it's
00:28:55| the cool thing humans always have the AI don't in like the movies and dark future
00:29:02| stories like ranting ie flexibility yeah like that human spirit I don't even know
00:29:09| what it's called but stick-to-itiveness that's what we got
00:29:14| containers don't got no stick-to-itiveness honestly I will say
00:29:18| last time we're talking about what injuries and how certain people were
00:29:23| injury prone injury injury you said beefiness the opposite of prone let's
00:29:29| say resilience is what we were looking for silly oh I don't think we said this
00:29:34| we didn't say resiliency was it later in the episode what we're drinking no yeah
00:29:38| maybe maybe it was but I did write down to remember that was a clarification I
00:29:43| wrote beefy resilience and when I looked down my ease kind of turned OHS and my f
00:29:49| kind of look like a tea so it looked like booty resilience and I thought
00:29:54| that'd be great to have her going to prison yeah like if it was like a
00:30:01| chastity belt for your butthole we're gonna jazzy belts let's good try
00:30:10| that's a good segue or is it sing what is what is a chastity belt so there's a
00:30:17| whole bunch of myths that went around I've heard of what they are I know what
00:30:20| they do they keep you from having sex or erections yeah is it a real thing you
00:30:24| can buy is it made of plastic is it leather is it like a does it work the
00:30:29| ones that just wiggle out of it I've you probably slightly yeah my I was reading
00:30:34| about it today cuz I was like for some reason I chastity belts boom
00:30:38| let's look so uh yeah these things are like it's like essentially like years of
00:30:44| research I have this finely crafted leather bound book that you can buy for
00:30:52| like the original print money charts what are what are they real it's called
00:30:58| Watcher cornhole bud Vader so it literally looks like a
00:31:06| shark's mouth like he got all the teeth and like it
00:31:09| would go right over the VV JJJ vagina I had to say it because I can't oh dude I
00:31:14| was thinking about four dudes well dudes have this war I don't want to write like
00:31:19| a cage like a wiener cage I'm getting there I'm sorry good know
00:31:28| they exist I don't know what the turtles men men could figure out a way to get
00:31:32| out of it it's women that was ready to take themselves or men trying to protect
00:31:35| their women women out of them or take it off or something like how does it stick
00:31:40| to you that's the thing is I don't that's why I think they're fictitious I
00:31:43| don't think you could work it cuz hey you get slide it left or right there's
00:31:47| no way to like fasten it to your hips human body in fact the hips a figure
00:31:51| above like the private area aren't they so you couldn't lift it above I get that
00:31:57| but you could shift it yeah there's no way it's too much there's too much meat
00:32:00| around that area but the one I saw like had one for the vagina and had one for
00:32:04| the butthole that was the same thing it was like a like you TT looking thing I
00:32:09| was like you can't you can't wear that for a full day like you caddy wipe you
00:32:14| can't wipe it's good point I didn't think of that yeah so people who use
00:32:19| chassis belts don't wipe I mean it's the prison defense right
00:32:24| it's getting in crust of all don't ya you're getting get it infected penis but
00:32:29| trying to go after that Bohol cutting right to it
00:32:39| feet round we didn't beat around that Bush we went right into it oh oh man
00:32:46| chastity belt bush right there got the male chastity belt because that's
00:32:50| originally what I thought about because I didn't realize so they have like the
00:32:54| the thing of them now is that they're their BDSM right which is I don't even
00:32:58| know what that stands for sadomasochism I don't know what the B D and C doe
00:33:03| there's a D though and there are yeah I know I said go ahead no I couldn't think
00:33:07| of it real quick so domination dominate dominate there you go
00:33:10| so it's like they have one for men where if you you if you get hard like the end
00:33:15| of it has like spikes on it so you're like oh I need to stop it no no you
00:33:20| would get even harder some plague would spike through your Weiner that sounds
00:33:28| ridiculous I think it would thing that's I mean that's the whole goal is that is
00:33:33| like I have a give a bodily function leader that someone else is trying to
00:33:38| enforce pain on you because that's the domination part eight injury I'm pretty
00:33:42| sure BDSM does not do it people getting Clutton and we're losing limbs including
00:33:48| wieners so the you know there's so many black holes on the internet and I fell
00:33:54| into one today and I clicked on this page that had chastity piercings so
00:34:03| literally someone had a body thing that couldn't let you have sex the one I saw
00:34:12| who was literally a lock that was pierced into a person's penis into their
00:34:19| penis so you can unlock it and take it off if you wanted had sex but if you
00:34:23| didn't you slide it right back into the piercing holing
00:34:29| I really thought podcast is gonna be happier you know there's like weird
00:34:36| things that make you squeamish in weird ways that's what bothers you the most it
00:34:40| just will feel uneasy about that I feel uneasy like if people get metal tubes
00:34:45| like it's someone gonna bail the stomach I think that would make me feel really
00:34:49| queasy too don't ask why I think of um hernias then another movie where they
00:34:56| all die and then death comes back for them like final destination yes thank
00:35:02| you like I feel like it was a crazy movie or like the sounds bizarre yeah
00:35:06| cuz there's one more like all these pipes and pail this dude who's driving
00:35:10| that makes me feel like like when I see that I feel sick and then when you use
00:35:14| Subscribe that it's something so good no I'm with you that's awful so I'm not
00:35:20| feeling it I feel like that's the opposite of sexy I guess everyone has a
00:35:24| thing that's sexy but locking up a leader it was but J
00:35:30| like nah man what let them breathe a little bit less don't like it this is a
00:35:37| new millenia here let him roam free do you think like fetishes and stuff change
00:35:44| over generations I can't imagine people a hundred years
00:35:49| ago having any fetishes right or quit day so wait they didn't have the
00:35:54| internet that they like how'd they say like big booty black chicks who like old
00:36:00| men like you know what I mean like it's like whoa where'd they go for that hmm
00:36:05| they have like one in the town and they're like oh girl talking about it
00:36:10| and the one guy's like oh yeah I mean it's my thing but where would you find
00:36:17| this thing the old cornfield my friend oh yeah that's the one thing they were
00:36:24| talking about chastity belts is that most of them were claimed to be around
00:36:27| the 16th century and none of them actually were like all the relics were
00:36:31| from the 19th century so it's like maybe in the last hundred years people had the
00:36:35| same fetishes but 400 years ago no people I don't think people were
00:36:40| thinking about no people could add dragon I just
00:36:45| thought of something yeah no dishes probably it's not like
00:36:52| our fetish need is going up or down in the past hundred years has it more free
00:36:58| time feed pizza fetish maybe I guess it would make sense so we have more free
00:37:03| time now we have more fetishes yeah blame the Roman Empire for free time and
00:37:06| fetishes I blame the Roman Empire for everything let some it's actually dabble
00:37:13| in our last subject of the night oh you're gonna skip right to it I was
00:37:17| going to because you know what I think they're important to me I think they're
00:37:21| important to you how it's done everyone at home did you want to do a smirk or
00:37:26| smiled you have one just I don't I know you did it's probably gonna cut into
00:37:29| each right you're trying to cut out the whole episode so that I only have this
00:37:33| well folks oh you bought a new one no no this is the same one really this is my
00:37:38| baby this is my beauty all right so see this day what's wrong before it
00:37:42| looks new to me it might be new to a lot of people but anyway gold hardware
00:37:47| she's a pretty bob string anyway uh I bought this a while ago but I don't I
00:37:55| don't treat it the world's best but I treated as good as like I treat her
00:38:02| pretty well right you know the X Factor I'll give her the
00:38:05| business I give her a little this well that antler around when I started doing
00:38:10| stuff with my band the it's got two active pickups right here yeah I'm
00:38:18| jealous I'm looking at that that's sweet humbuckers well um there's two switches
00:38:24| on here right one two did you figure one out one I
00:38:27| don't know one turns on just this one one turns on just this there's a way to
00:38:31| turn it both on and both passive so it's badass right like a week before I did on
00:38:37| my live show with my band and the one went and I couldn't do active on the
00:38:44| back one I know that's weird and then like it started acting weird for passive
00:38:48| and I was like maybe I broke it it was very expensive it was
00:38:53| so six months later right now I D stranger I pick up all the strings I did
00:39:00| my thing I was cleaning off the fretboard giving her a little polish
00:39:04| breathing on her you know I mean yeah actually opened up that back and I was
00:39:09| looking at the wires and I was trying to throw out what was wrong with it so I'm
00:39:13| tightening everything I'm playing with all the buttons like on googled how to
00:39:16| fix your switches I googled what your wires should look like how do I solder
00:39:22| like I'm googling everything I'm ready to solder here I'm ready to go to town
00:39:25| I'm ready to I've never done any of this stuff well I kind of gave up because it
00:39:30| seemed like a lot of information all lots I cleaned her up I put the new
00:39:35| strings on she looks good as shit I mean I never knew his best I could have put
00:39:42| if I go on I plugged her in in both pickups work fine and I was like damn
00:39:48| something which is the new battery and taking it no no it wasn't the battery
00:39:53| that it's having me before but um 9 if something must have been loose on the
00:39:57| inside and when I took it apart looked at it and tighten everything back up and
00:40:00| put it back together I was like it makes the wires fraying
00:40:04| so anyway I got active pickups passive pickups
00:40:07| I got pickups for your mother I got pickups for your father
00:40:11| I'm pickup city and I'm so happy it's like I got a new bass
00:40:14| so let's boost up I'll give you that my son pulled off my guitar in the
00:40:20| background there my old Ibanez from 9th no 8th grade and like all the strings on
00:40:27| that are like semi rusted but it still works it's a little bent it's a little
00:40:31| chipped in parts cuz I you know dropped it I held it over my head like rocking
00:40:35| out and hit a fan so it's a treatment so there's a lot of dents and stuff on it
00:40:39| but you know I was holding it and he was playing it like trying to strum it and I
00:40:44| was like wait they just hit it they usually hit it as far as they can hey
00:40:47| the harder they think they're going better but there's 7 with something
00:40:50| there there's a nice like I don't know there's a feeling X gets a vote like
00:40:55| right around like this area should yeah it's like exhaling like but you keep
00:41:01| exhaling and just meditating on almost so what's out something innate primal my
00:41:10| kid did it on the stupidest drums back there mm-hmm he hits the yeah it's the
00:41:14| time I think hi-hat that's all I does I love it too so zips
00:41:23| it over we need to get to uh talk in the debt I don't know depends
00:41:27| did you hear you're gonna be guilted by your girlfriend oh no she's going okay
00:41:32| said finally I hope they're put on a helmet finish dressed all the buttons
00:41:36| herself she's all this apartment outside have to rock a little louder women oh
00:41:41| she's thinking about it oh here she comes again
00:41:44| but yeah a female or a dog a female well is a female and a dog she knows that
00:41:51| she's sitting at me she's guarding everyone in the family by taking the
00:41:55| point position folks it's International Women's Day oh yeah I wanted to be the
00:42:02| first to say it because I care about women more than anyone else in this
00:42:06| podcast I don't know that's true you don't know that it's false though I will
00:42:12| say I will review your statement with a factual statement of my own I so I was
00:42:20| so kind women sexist thing all right we got yeah so the women in my office had
00:42:28| an International Women's Day so they bought doughnuts and everything for for
00:42:31| everyone in the office that was a woman and it was only me and one other guy
00:42:37| that were mentioned emailed to say we know you're not a woman but you're so
00:42:42| nice that you can have a doughnut as well so I naturally was like jackpot I'm
00:42:49| gonna grab myself a doughnut went over there took the pink one and I was like
00:42:52| awesome mmm this is the best doughnut I've had all day
00:42:56| there was no chance in hell they thought you two were getting the fattest welcome
00:43:02| men no not not were the fat yeah we can't look better than them what's the
00:43:06| problem Larry I know I don't even know the other guy but I know I'm fantastic
00:43:12| so so you should have studied the other guy to find out why they message
00:43:17| stalk him yeah that's what because I mean he looks real weird and nerdy then
00:43:22| they were thinking you're weird and nerdy if he looks like Fabio holy shit
00:43:27| dude they think you're stud City you got to know who the other guy is he's he's
00:43:32| your um your answer he either yeah either he's my comparison or my what
00:43:38| Saddam not a doppelganger but what's the opposite of a doppelganger so someone
00:43:42| who's I was going with the other way he ones a control group and yeah I'll take
00:43:48| the x-factor your nemesis nemesis yeah but what really happened is I got him
00:43:53| doing on certain Wednesday and they felt sorry because I gave him donuts before
00:43:57| [Laughter] pretty good anyway quick shoutout women
00:44:10| yeah this podcast this podcast is often man centric I'm going I don't know if
00:44:16| it's my testosterone rubbing off I apologize to all the ladies if you want
00:44:19| to come and slip into my PM's give me a private message maybe you want to snap
00:44:24| me maybe you want to give me a message on somewhere where it's real private no
00:44:27| one else can see I feel safe doing it yeah and I mean I feel the same way I
00:44:32| mean I have Eminence my vibes are just going everywhere you know they don't
00:44:36| really understand physics but quantum physics is a real thing and that happens
00:44:40| quick ladies it happens quick yeah all the way across the room but anyway the
00:44:47| unpainted would give a shout-out to broads Dame's dolls floozies all then
00:44:53| missus alas ease all the gals trollop sluts harlots doxies honey's chicks
00:45:00| bimbos babes mall skirts a Biddy and all them ladies just how we are here the
00:45:06| Amanar electro ups you know the only time I ever heard trollop used was
00:45:10| against area grot ariana grande and I swear was an older woman and her Louie
00:45:16| was like a tree no one's good sage Rob yeah hey like what what would you say is
00:45:21| like 1920's 1930's I don't I never existed during a forties but I don't
00:45:26| know I feel like that might have been always a thing flapper floozy
00:45:31| tralala nosy trollop I do happen to know where Dame's got it started
00:45:37| oh yeah they're 13 century France dames and French I'm Franco's Dame leads a
00:45:44| ruler a feminine roar so it was originally a term of an like honor it
00:45:51| became a term of endearment and then it came to replace women huh now boy well
00:45:57| good I looked it up you know how they have that like word usage on Google sure
00:46:02| I put in trollop in it its highest usage was back in the 1800s for some reason I
00:46:07| don't know how they know that but it spikes in the 1800s and back in the
00:46:12| nineteen hundreds and then everywhere else it kind of fades in the 1950s and
00:46:16| then regains its form in nineteen probably late 1999 interesting regains
00:46:22| its form and trollop span I have a thing for Charlotte's broads is popular
00:46:31| twentieth century England I believe the broad hips oh really that's what that's
00:46:36| the definition is the broad hips well it was one of broad hips broad interesting
00:46:44| right yeah something you use every day you never thought and actually meant
00:46:49| something I didn't and I don't use it every day use every single day
00:47:00| everything everything you use every day a broad Hado broad I just use that as
00:47:07| Morrow shut out my ex friend Ryan who used to uh basically every year old
00:47:12| broad no not the Ryan you know but like my ex-girlfriend who I dated for like
00:47:17| ten years when her good friends husband now but Ryan like he was always like :
00:47:25| girls bras when I was those funny yeah they did the same thing in college I had
00:47:29| a group of friends of it always say yeah broad whenever they talk to a girl
00:47:32| [Laughter] they're gonna get slapped or endear
00:47:37| yourself to women yeah well it's a good it's like chopping the walk you know
00:47:41| your understanding so funny right it's there's different ways to say it right
00:47:46| so bad you think yeah the guys uber six with four so he wasn't gonna lose the
00:47:53| smaller you get the less you can pull off the yeah well I guess it starts to
00:48:04| get inverse when he get that small actually yeah because that's probably
00:48:07| cute funny what everybody does it damn I'm average height and it's never
00:48:11| worked for me because I've never he's it so here's a question for it did you do
00:48:14| your study on women authors sure I did Jane here and tell you talk about I
00:48:23| didn't do any research so hold on so I looked at women authors in it literally
00:48:29| I've been going on but yeah they're the worst Pride and Prejudice yeah women
00:48:35| authors are the worst they're awful their trash Virginia Woolf
00:48:39| Charlotte brontë what talk it's not a trash novels to hold on Azzam go on
00:48:45| going maybe I'm sexist and immediately after I
00:48:49| saw three women authors who are actually bad at JK Rowling I'm JK Rowling showed
00:48:53| up who I've heard she's kind of a jackass now because she was so wealthy
00:48:57| right right so but but her world she created it's pretty cool yeah I'll give
00:49:03| her that right and I you know I appreciate that
00:49:06| uh Mary Shelley Frankenstein oh sweet that's kick-ass bullcrap Emily Dickinson
00:49:12| her poems were always dark but good like she's a she's a badass I can tell I
00:49:18| think it's always weird when there's only one book by an author that stands
00:49:22| out um the one who wrote to kill a mockingbird
00:49:28| she was a hit author I forget her name actually I didn't read it down
00:49:33| Mary bad Adam is that mmm I don't know whoever is is a woman I don't think
00:49:42| that's her but it could I could be wrong it's weird that Harper Lee there you go
00:49:47| Harper Lee yes that was really different no he's right and it was I think it's
00:49:52| the only big thing and then I saw three authors that struck me as like other
00:49:57| that's interesting because I used to cuz I'm a sexist I totally see
00:50:00| things for a man persecuted by love men like men are my favorite old man se Hin
00:50:04| the outsiders what se Hinton the outsiders I don't know what the
00:50:10| outsiders is the book researchers and Ponyboy now zero even I must have
00:50:20| skipped that one how about Debra Lee clearly Beverly
00:50:23| Cleary clear she wrote like stories were like creatures were the main characters
00:50:27| I got remember a mouse wasn't me like eighty late 80s early 90s like
00:50:32| books for kids and how ok how about this one Suze Orman financially buddy yeah
00:50:40| thank you so uh one of my college buddies Ben his
00:50:45| grandmother was like senile she's like crazy she would send him stuff on his
00:50:49| birthday went like three times a year it wasn't right back mm-hmm
00:50:52| one time she she sent him we still don't know how he got it a signed copy of Suze
00:50:57| Orman's book some Suze Suze Suze cuz it was Susie yes okay cuz we do always
00:51:07| ensues we didn't know who else she was it was a signed book and it says to
00:51:11| Benjamin my biggest fan Suze Orman where did his grandmother meet Suze Orman why
00:51:18| did she think Ben was into her books huh there are so many questions surrounding
00:51:22| this book but if she was in our house and I was like Ben what is it he's like
00:51:25| my grandma got me a book like what is it Suze Orman and I was like who was that
00:51:31| he's like I don't know anyway him for two years
00:51:36| it was like as soon as you walk in our front door there was like our little
00:51:40| capital suze orman book sign and a lamp and many people ask because she was on
00:51:46| the cover doing this and it was like I do like this book and it's like I've
00:51:50| never read it he did a Suze Orman she's he sponsored
00:51:55| our house shout out Suze we really have a little tray with with possible money
00:52:02| in it so that people could donate to we didn't even know who was financial
00:52:06| advice for a year we had a gook I read the
00:52:09| we didn't uh yeah she has pretty fairly practical advice that she okay I figured
00:52:17| it wasn't bad advice it was just boring advice oh yeah definitely definitely boy
00:52:21| right any um female you would be FEMA actresses 2016 money wise money wise top
00:52:28| grossing I'm gonna say yeah Jennifer Lawrence is probably up there
00:52:32| everyone never 100 number to see like a comedian oh I hate this woman then
00:52:41| blonde she blonde well chubby yeah train wreck
00:52:48| yeah I don't like this one skip over Amy Amy something okay she's okay
00:53:00| allow her yeah like her well she intron she wasn't a train wreck train wreck was
00:53:04| the other Oh Amy Schumer's the 1i mmm don't like Amy
00:53:09| Schumer's he's gotta be up there she make a list yes International Women's
00:53:14| Day Amy Schumer you are not involved Oh train wreck was that movie that's right
00:53:19| okay okay yeah with John Cena yeah yeah I actually thought that was pretty funny
00:53:24| oh gee like yeah I don't know if she steals everything number 3 Scarlett
00:53:30| Johansson yeah she's done a lot of nerdy things she did a ghost in the shell and
00:53:35| did she oh she did like it's almost insane it's like they like she was naked
00:53:40| when she did it and they like superimposed a bodysuit on her because
00:53:43| it's like so tight it's ridiculously tight like you just watch that movie and
00:53:47| try not to get a boner and it's just not possible keep that in mind
00:53:52| I got a chastity belt I can send to you Amazon and see what have worked Jennifer
00:53:56| Aniston still still going I feel like she's a robot like she isn't if you get
00:54:04| number five I will pay pal you $208 she part of bad
00:54:10| man I can't tell you you might be on Hendrix uno is fan bingbing she's big in
00:54:17| China Fany ding bing uh check here Abdul fan
00:54:23| bingbing she really hot I mean I couldn't tell him into later I'm really
00:54:28| attracted to people's brains I will a do a podcast with me oh yeah she's very
00:54:36| elegant refined she's kind of couthe interesting is it's very coos you know
00:54:44| what if someone said dan you're so coos like I think I'd I think I'd go right at
00:54:49| it right there and then like bang your hand did probably no I mean like
00:54:55| conjoined twins fighting like that's how further down Charlize Theron Amy Adams
00:55:06| Julia Roberts still on the list she's a hundred you like illa Kunis yeah and
00:55:12| number 10 on the list you all know her you all love her deepika padukone
00:55:20| bali Bock yeah I don't even know what who that is attractive girl I have a lot
00:55:28| of Bobby Park movies with her Chopra no no Padukone Pat Paducah ha EAD UK Oh any
00:55:37| oh okay later you take one good photo and then you make millions I'm so
00:55:49| jealous women can do that let's think it yeah but how many women can take a good
00:55:54| photo your room this is my thing that women have to deal
00:55:58| with like there's always one day never always celeritas
00:56:02| this is not fair every picture is better than the next and now we're gonna see if
00:56:07| people see any better pictures than you and doing it for free I think there's
00:56:12| actually genuine pictures in here from like fans and she's this like she's got
00:56:20| somebody some people got so many angles so many features and it's just like oh
00:56:23| it's a new feature oh man I I don't know what the competition's like over there
00:56:27| she's got it all not to demean women by them but she's a
00:56:32| one-woman invention physical attraction um no I see but uh one-woman invention
00:56:45| didn't Marie Curie didn't she do didn't she invent cures or something she did
00:56:51| something damn you're only a crack he's my number
00:56:55| two but she did not invent anything she can cure she was uh yeah she's a lot in
00:57:03| radio David Greer - oh shit I put the bass away I was like racists in here for
00:57:12| um she helped split the first atoms and check her out they were dealing with
00:57:17| radioactive elements etc I think she won a Nobel Prize actually yeah the crazy
00:57:21| thing is that she has a really like a famous name but there's probably many
00:57:25| more people in the group that didn't have very many names like my name if I
00:57:29| were to send an email it will probably go into junk mail so I probably would
00:57:33| not be in the search engine to figure out who was part of the like like I
00:57:39| cured cancer but I wasn't aiming at famous enough like like someone in gray
00:57:46| steel if they were on yeah would get exactly they would like take my picture
00:57:53| and then put his name under mine and I'd just be like before I get into I'm not
00:58:01| even getting into other inventors I'm not gonna get into video games I'm not
00:58:05| gonna get into athletes none of it you got all that oh my god I'm dumb rage
00:58:09| roll boom right and real quick athletes do you know if someone has more Grand
00:58:15| Slam since Serena Williams her sister no I I picked the better one Serena's the
00:58:23| good one oh I know you know her sister she have a
00:58:26| better name messed me up Venus Venus that is good news not yeah you better
00:58:36| rising no that's that skinny way Carl I figured her name is
00:58:40| now it's Steffi Graf really I'm 22 grand slams that's ridiculous how come I
00:58:47| haven't heard of her she's German is probably nineteen eighties yeah oh she's
00:58:53| older yeah they got Lindsay Vonn on there who why is that that is that the
00:59:01| other one thing else no she's sliding carried an injured mom every two Tiger
00:59:09| for a while oh yeah I heard about that she's really milking this last Olympics
00:59:14| she's trying to she come in third she meddled yeah she did she did
00:59:19| something yeah yeah hold on this is crazy so I'm watching her event right
00:59:23| uh-huh I'm watching I'm like she goes and she
00:59:26| almost got gold she like comes in silver and I'm watching and in the downhill
00:59:31| like it's the last event it's the last run for everybody mm-hmm she's sitting
00:59:35| in the silver area and there's like nine people who have left to go
00:59:39| she's when she's nervous shit wouldn't you be I think that's the work spot to
00:59:44| be in I would try there almost go last because you can't do anything you'd
00:59:50| literally ran your run all you have to do now is hope other girls stop like she
00:59:55| needs me that's crazy I think they choose their position
00:59:57| though right so they could they did order they do and she picked that gets
01:00:00| awfully cheap right and I think someone said there was a girl in the competition
01:00:05| who followed her in many events and tried to copy her moves and like did
01:00:11| better versions or her runs so her idea was that she went after that girl but
01:00:16| before whatever girl like you know whatever there's a there's a mental game
01:00:20| going on that I didn't understand yeah too into it
01:00:22| certainly I was like over cursive right so she ain't going after the person
01:00:29| picked first then right she went after I yes so she had to go after right anyway
01:00:35| um Hope Solo remember uh-huh yep like her she's of what goalie correct soccer
01:00:45| Simone biles you know she's just turned she's in gymnastics
01:00:52| not is she wait she houston-based yes I didn't know about Katie ledecky
01:01:00| know she is name sounds familiar face she swimmer swimming I think you're a
01:01:13| feminist right and I do support women's rights I certainly do
01:01:18| you know it's weird I don't talk to anybody in my normal day-to-day and I
01:01:23| have very little sources of information but somehow I know things I don't know
01:01:27| how intelligent individuals you listen I'm focused on women most of the day all
01:01:39| right I'm gonna go through the list of women comedians you tell me if you would
01:01:43| hit it horse split it leave Wow okay ready you okay Ellen I
01:01:52| know it she was like this is like a murder death kill like or no not the
01:01:56| what Mary Mary was it Mary kill Hey yeah no yeah I think I think she would be a
01:02:04| nice person to talk to you have no soul chat I could get along with her
01:02:07| personality now she wouldn't get along with you but I'm just telling no I
01:02:12| yeah she would probably think I mean effect oh definitely yeah all of that
01:02:16| Sarah Silverman I feel like her she'd be like kind of like a was it nanny was it
01:02:24| was it woman's name it lamp Fran Drescher she reminds me of friend ray uh
01:02:28| he does but the voice voice is worse on Drescher
01:02:32| okay you know Amy Schumer who okay Amy Poehler she might be okay
01:02:41| Parks and Rec I will give it to her yeah Wanda Sykes I you know it's funny cuz
01:02:49| like she's a median she's had a lot of jokes that I've listened to but I don't
01:02:52| remember any of them I mean well can you name any the other
01:02:56| people's jokes I mean they're really Tina Fey cuz I kind of have to think for
01:03:02| her like a lie okay I'm not gonna bring it back to
01:03:06| anybody in the previous area of the list but Kristen Wigg she's kind of in the
01:03:11| same area of Tina Fey in the blonde short agate Kathy Griffin like her mom
01:03:19| believer I feel like she's unmarriable I think she would really annoy you after
01:03:26| time cuz she's got the same mannerisms and they're loud they're really yeah I
01:03:30| could see that it's a good point Janeane Garofalo she's like um did she
01:03:37| do the voice of uh Daria I she the voice of Daria she I
01:03:42| feel like she might have how long ago take this yeah now I'm curious
01:03:47| interesting she would be the perfect analog to Daria I don't see her name in
01:03:58| it the all right no maybe not well I only got two other people so Betty White
01:04:06| would you give it to her I mean if given the opportunity you're kind of forced to
01:04:12| the galaxy would frown upon you since that's how old she is and last not least
01:04:17| Roseanne Barr Oh God what was the question
01:04:26| yeah I'm sorry could you repeat that question and finally did you actually do
01:04:32| any physical study on women and men's brains physiological differences like
01:04:40| factual ones not just like women are better nurturers I mean over the years
01:04:47| there are results show that I want to say 90% of our preconceptions are
01:04:52| cultural did you hear that so like the language
01:04:55| thing women are better at language than men so what they came up with in the
01:05:01| most recent study which is actually still being unfolded it happened in 2017
01:05:05| I want to say it's Harvard I can actually write down I just read it um
01:05:09| they did 500,000 people which is a good base summer most studies early 1,000
01:05:14| people 8,000 people yeah 500 again you're gonna get liars outliers
01:05:20| people who didn't answer question elaborately Clara be liars be knighted
01:05:28| that was my word I never brought it up that's trying to bring a full circle
01:05:33| anyway women in general have a bigger hypo campus hippocampus oh yeah hippies
01:05:41| have a gasps HIPAA Kate's the part of the brain often resolved with
01:05:47| memorization really in rekt I think I think names and stuff like that but I'm
01:05:53| being prejudiced right there well I mean generally they do know names better than
01:05:59| I do but I'm not very good at name right right I'm not sure a motion to center of
01:06:03| emotion memory and nerve nervous system we'll check out this men have bigger big
01:06:10| dollars McDonagh amygdala okay the husband up I
01:06:16| think so I make Dilla okay what's amygdala
01:06:21| response when you say yeah it's a ggressive aggressor right it's like I
01:06:26| thought it was actually read emotion and something else but check it out
01:06:30| I thought of star wars princess Amidala haha experiencing of emotions it's only
01:06:40| just mention right isn't that great almond-shaped correct I thought that
01:06:45| like drove like reaction to emotion it might it might but I could be wrong
01:06:54| I'm not enormous scientists we can have to bring one on I'll sit do you know I
01:06:58| know a couple the podcast oh yeah we're gonna bring recommend it we're gonna
01:07:04| have to write that down for the future recommend it right now that's too early
01:07:08| it doesn't have a name yet well never mind so this study is not
01:07:15| conclusive enough it literally has to be unfolded more they want to do more tests
01:07:21| on it do more whatever on it they probably run it through a thousand
01:07:24| different databases a thousand different algorithms what they came up with is
01:07:28| that there's slight physical differ is between the brains of men and women
01:07:33| but most of the time what men tend to be better at language women tend to be
01:07:38| better at this is here and which there's too much overlap from the others it's
01:07:43| like they find that oh this many women are better at this but a good portion of
01:07:48| men are actually better at this too and a good portion so they find that it's
01:07:51| very mix there's nothing concrete evidence most people who find the
01:07:55| evidence are looking for the evidence like saying like the men are always
01:07:59| better at so-and-so math look here I see several men better at math one thing
01:08:06| that is interesting is actually disease so men and women are susceptible to
01:08:15| diseases at different greatly oh yes um did you know autism spectrum disorder
01:08:21| affects men five times as much so autism itself are like a business a ASD which
01:08:29| is autism spectrum which is the I think it's look most commonly diagnosed autism
01:08:34| like me it is strange to some people that I've met in life that were autistic
01:08:39| we're mostly men interesting right they think it's because men have extra
01:08:44| chromosomes because the whole Y XY thing we got spares because we're prepared for
01:08:49| the future yeah we sure are but we also add some extra baggage apparently yeah
01:08:53| and and the way um I think I read is it Alzheimer's affects the brain is
01:09:02| different in men and women blasting right because they have it's a different
01:09:07| pattern I will say also that so when a woman has a baby the baby well let's see
01:09:15| if men could have babies it would affect then that way but they can yeah so it
01:09:18| only affects women in X way yeah it's that way so when women have babies they
01:09:24| form honestly a child inside of them that has stem cells the stem cells are
01:09:29| not contained within the child they actually get spread within the the woman
01:09:32| so I'm supposing here and as is this is on a reach that maybe some part of the
01:09:37| like the birthing processor being pregnant allows you to gain some of
01:09:41| those stem cells and then maybe elongate your life
01:09:44| there's a possibility that there's some sort of like you know relation between
01:09:49| the two that symbiotic relationship that extends life it's possible but I will
01:09:56| see having children ruined your life painful and exhausting and destroys your
01:10:02| body and thank you job your life yeah thanks early first is it evening
01:10:06| out you really know so you're going on social roles where you came and I guess
01:10:15| now it's getting similar some wonder that you can compare men and women it's
01:10:19| hard to focus on you're not looking at is that I was just curious yeah yeah
01:10:25| good no bad I forgot was gonna say to you shit yeah
01:10:29| I miss you a big time you were certainly did power of the mind
01:10:34| you forgot were you gonna say - I did you're done yes Mia well women women
01:10:43| women last longer we're gonna say they're more emotional do you know why
01:10:49| um I'm gonna this is actually a proof of that most Jewish women outlive their
01:10:58| husbands it's only Jewish women yes the same like Jewish husband Jews died
01:11:04| before their wives this is this thing you know why no is there actually a
01:11:10| definitive answer because they want to there's a joke that goes along with us
01:11:16| in there that's the joke cuz they want to they want to and live there no no the
01:11:22| most Jewish man died before their wives you know how cause they wanted men I was
01:11:27| thing about the women's line I said it wrong the first so I corrected it by the
01:11:31| time you caught on but it was too late you're like because I work I killed it
01:11:36| anyway no no no I've already succeed under and they were gonna doing that
01:11:39| back so it's okay I'm fine the one study that I did find interesting about men
01:11:47| and women growing up his children like giving them toys just letting them roam
01:11:50| around a room and letting them pick pretty much between like dolls and
01:11:56| trucks so female babies will pick who's been
01:12:04| autism do we go female babies we'll pick between most lifelike toys like a
01:12:10| majority of the time it's like 60 something 70% of the time whereas male
01:12:14| children will pick between like inanimate objects most of the time
01:12:19| really yeah so like it's an its inherent inside of our genetics or our brains to
01:12:25| be wired towards something else so I count finger in a face right now
01:12:29| I'm sorry yeah do you think we can influence genetics you mean over years
01:12:35| of breeding like men are always hunters mentor always hunters do you think if
01:12:40| women were always hunters women role hunters our genetics would change so if
01:12:44| you took away the necessity over time people to become more and more like I
01:12:47| don't know do you think I have no idea I think so yeah but again we would have to
01:12:55| be able to give birth to children I think that's the main differentiator
01:12:59| right and we can't yeah yep yeah dammit I will say that I think I'm a CBO sexual
01:13:14| I knew it yeah parents kept saying yeah yeah they think they must have known
01:13:24| from early age that I was really attracted to someone's mind and how it
01:13:27| works I guess maybe maybe part of it I don't
01:13:34| know but again I'm gonna bring it back to Danica Patrick who was on said
01:13:39| persons podcast podcast tonight yeah yeah she's the female driver the one and
01:13:47| only female driver in NASCAR that actually has won a race there were oh
01:13:52| that one races I don't know of as we want a race but she went on like a
01:13:55| season or a week on what don't call don't diminish it don't diminish it
01:14:01| she's still done plenty but she's very chill you're not yeah through the
01:14:07| podcast she's very chill relaxed and she was a tip
01:14:10| so you think that she'd really care about driving in cars and all that stuff
01:14:15| and she was totally like yeah I don't only care they give me a car I Drive it
01:14:19| it's free and I was like man I love that one cuz she's cheap she's super value
01:14:29| oriented baby oh yeah turn me on I love it when you save money do you think so
01:14:41| we're up to a minute 15 if you want to multiply it by 60 I wrong in that number
01:14:51| cuz an hour is based on a 60 minute procedure nursing multiplied by 115 it
01:14:58| would have to be by 108 or something I don't try new math this is my third two
01:15:06| and a half I'm two and a half deep what I will say is that all oh shit sarpanch
01:15:19| dil e fill then dilly dilly dilly YUM he says that when he plays video games oh
01:15:27| no please any character except the female mm-hmm sometimes I switch it up
01:15:32| she's actually as people never I listen I like the catfish it's okay he says
01:15:39| will you plays portal features the main character is a female it's a robot then
01:15:45| the main character not GLaDOS hmm the one you are I guess you can select yeah
01:15:51| cuz you're Jenna you're always you it's it's a woman with stilts four legs cuz
01:15:58| that she takes no fall damage trust me on this okay I trust a shell or shell or
01:16:05| Shelli or Chell oh my god anyway um it's one of those in please
01:16:10| portal he selects the game he's made he can't pick a woman he just puts the
01:16:15| controller down and leave it sometimes we'll leave it for five days six days
01:16:18| doesn't even get past the first level so I said that's ridiculous wood used to do
01:16:24| when you play Metroid he said I got all the way
01:16:27| to the end hurry awesome takes off her helmet and
01:16:31| it's a woman like surprise famous yeah he ya power one with Nintendo
01:16:37| turned it right off said I don't need this shit the finish line was right
01:16:41| there he just need to walk one step you said
01:16:44| no no thank you and in one hand I respect his dedication
01:16:49| but on the other like dude like Dolph it's the 1990s right yeah huh I wish we
01:16:58| could all take a step back and think about the nineties you know now let's
01:17:03| play a little riff have no you're gonna go right into it every fluid yeah I was
01:17:13| like I was like this I felt it cuz that would be the perfect to play right there
01:17:16| right yeah it's a shame we can't relive this moment and do it right no I don't
01:17:23| think that brings us to the end of our episode night and Nick has the classic
01:17:37| saying oh yeah he's ruined it but it's okay III allow him he's fading away now
01:17:54| it's fading quick look like a vengeful gopher have a good
01:19:02| night
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00:01:04| people come up to me and be like that podcast you did last whatever day was
00:01:09| incredible yeah that's my shirt and they have beggars clothes and they asked for
00:01:14| a father and I always say keep the change chap and I look at silver coin in
00:01:19| the air and it flips and lands right in his little dirty little and he's got
00:01:23| mittens where the fingers are cut out oh I was gonna say that most people they
00:01:33| start to get really intimate and physical and then they put on one of our
00:01:37| podcasts and they realize they don't really need sex they just need
00:01:41| philosophy a heavy dose of philosophy and they just leave their woman there on
00:01:45| the bed and I say I'll be back honey give me an hour then like sting they
00:01:50| just think about sex for like eight hours and wave after wave of orgasm hits
00:01:55| their body mm-hmm without physical stimulation that's just called
00:01:59| podcasting beautiful yeah happens to me at work every day whenever I listen to
00:02:08| this podcast your employer get to see this one yeah I
00:02:12| have a little sheet no just encircles me glowing light emanating from there oh no
00:02:26| it was Wizard of Oz but wizzy of Oz hmm so I don't know if we want to follow the
00:02:36| agenda or not I feel pretty comfortable I think we can just ditch that if we
00:02:40| want you can do whatever we want so I'll tell you a quick funny thing has to do
00:02:46| with The Wizard of Oz oh yeah so when mom co-signed for all my school loans
00:02:51| because I couldn't get approved for him uh-huh and I made 50 60 straight
00:02:57| payments 60 months of payments in a row whatever it is forty-eight something
00:03:01| like that they send me like a gold coin her silver you know I still had about
00:03:12| that way patreon would probably take care of that
00:03:14| um modern-day slave yeah anyway yes but um she needed to do stuff for her
00:03:21| finances so she's trying to redo her finances and I think all these loans
00:03:24| kept showing up for her it she's like no it's like Sony's paid everything off
00:03:29| he's like paying it he's never defaulted he's never I've never had a late payment
00:03:33| yeah but your ceiling stays unlimited to hang in here know about her she couldn't
00:03:39| get reevaluate not like 40,000 our loans attached to Bernie uh-huh so they were
00:03:44| like you can't we can't approve units so finally she's like calling this company
00:03:48| and getting a hold of Sallie Mae oh I'll name-drop hard dude Sallie Mae
00:03:53| can suck mine um we just like couldn't get a hold anyone like they would always
00:03:59| just run in circles and then click y'all and then like the rule was legally I
00:04:03| think 24 straight payments uh-huh you could take off a cosigner oh yeah that
00:04:09| was up to 48 so like a while ago hey 36 by 3 years after a hurricane yeah mom's
00:04:16| going nuts and she would call and like I pray like press here to press here again
00:04:20| and then then maybe I'd be like would you we need
00:04:23| to talk to the person in charge of the loan so it was me and I was like it was
00:04:26| like usually Indian people and I was like okay I was like I'm Nichkhun Posey
00:04:30| yes you can talk to my mother I give her full permission she's gonna yell you
00:04:33| hear that's my mother yep you talked her and she would ask to talk to someone and
00:04:38| the manager was never around so I was always around and it's just got to be a
00:04:42| thing in the one time they really call back we might bill to get you all so she
00:04:46| goes and they were like I'm really sorry mom we uh we cannot we do not have the
00:04:52| party and she was like I just need to talk to someone behind the curtain and
00:04:59| guy with it excuse me and my mom I'm swear to god
00:05:02| I'm like listening to my mom in the room and she just lost her mind she's like I
00:05:05| want to talk to the man behind the curtain
00:05:09| you know Wizard of Oz I want to talk to the man who's back there pull it all
00:05:13| these strings um I'm laughing because I can't believe my mom's like tell Tom The
00:05:18| Wizard of Oz thing and swear to god this guy's voice gets brolo and he goes
00:05:23| listen look up something called an ombudsman my mom's like excuse me and he
00:05:30| was like write this down um Woodsman look up your ombudsman something I need
00:05:35| she said a bunch of words he's like I have to go and he hung up and my mom
00:05:39| looked at me like I was like we're looking up an ombudsman and I was like
00:05:43| mom what is that so we google it and it's like apparently someone who's to
00:05:47| make sure the loan companies don't prey on innocent people huh we called them
00:05:52| and said we didn't even get a person we got the answering machine we said you
00:05:56| know my name my social or not my social bank account my account number from the
00:06:01| school whatever it was and I was like I've been paying for this many months I
00:06:04| thought they could take me off whatever did you know 24 hours later I just got
00:06:09| an email and a phone call with a voicemail that was like we have released
00:06:12| your parents from cosign and I was like I was like I didn't even talk for this
00:06:18| person it was like a super secret code word we found out Wow but it was like it
00:06:23| was just so funny my mom screaming at this guy who's probably never seen
00:06:26| Wizard of Oz show me the green man I was like
00:06:35| it's up and that is those people just drive me nuts something ah but it's also
00:06:40| not their fault I mean they set up that way it's a system oh yeah no there's you
00:06:45| know there's a field of these people they're like grass they're just
00:06:48| springing up everywhere and they just pack up no power they have to the right
00:06:53| like poop and it's like the next guy it sounds exactly like and with a tweak of
00:06:56| a different action you have to and you have to tell the story again and then he
00:07:00| says well I can't do anything want the transfer you it's like a thousand
00:07:03| Indians are just like one Robin Williams reincarnated oh how you doing are you
00:07:08| doing there yeah what are we doing hey debilitating disease hehehe that might
00:07:17| have been the better way out which that brings me back suicide is not illegal
00:07:21| it's illegal to aid in a bed people who are going to bed suicide no I'm pretty
00:07:26| sure they repealed experimented I do this experiment in 2002 so you have to
00:07:31| check the laws on overto they may have changed to allow more leniency aside
00:07:35| laws what I do know is that there was a that criminal show or this Colonel show
00:07:40| or just Christmas show this is criminal baby the podcast they know yeah good
00:07:46| print my Nana sort of and so she talked about that one lady who would help in
00:07:53| assisted suicides and it was like a team of people so like if someone felt they
00:07:57| wanted to commit suicide they would call this company essentially who did it well
00:08:03| there's no the nuance there was that they would tell you all of what was
00:08:07| going to happen and how it was gonna happen and what to do and he's like
00:08:10| crazy helmets that would just pump in carbon dioxide and you pass out so you
00:08:16| they could go there sit there and talk to them and help them through it but
00:08:20| they weren't allowed to touch or provide anything so they can watch them commit
00:08:24| suicide and help them through it and most of the times it was like the family
00:08:27| was like this person is in horrible pain like and they they are choosing to pass
00:08:31| away so the family was there like helping and supporting without
00:08:35| physically interacting or providing any of the supplies to do it I feel about
00:08:41| that I'm not sure how I feeling is this suicide like I'm always like do what you
00:08:45| want I guess all my life you know I'm not trying to
00:08:50| yeah I guess most people can't conceive of the pain right come on I can't
00:08:55| imagine a life where that's the way out yeah some of those diseases though
00:09:00| they're like eating your body alive or shutting down parts of your body like
00:09:04| ALS I think whether a certain point you're just like if you could just blink
00:09:07| and you're about to stop being able to blink I'm gonna try to kill myself with
00:09:12| my eyelids keep trying to keep your eyes open so that they dry out and then you
00:09:17| could die of thirst thirsty for your eyes yeah splash water on them no he has
00:09:26| a note he wants to die Oh dark yeah we do go there though we do
00:09:37| so the other I'm gonna start with this one because I had like a small story I
00:09:42| read today that was overwhelmingly positive in the comment comments
00:09:46| comments continents that's a rare thing on the internet today yeah it was about
00:09:51| a daughter providing a kidney to her father now that seems pretty positive
00:09:56| yeah that's pretty positive but as a father myself I wouldn't want my son to
00:10:00| give me a kidney one yeah but you have limited functionality with one like what
00:10:08| like you colostomy bag you're like you're always walking around or you guys
00:10:12| do dialysis every six weeks well I don't think I mean like if if he could give me
00:10:16| functionality to keep me alive I would say no I'd say I'd want to I'd want to
00:10:20| die and I don't want your kidney because I've already lived life like the guy was
00:10:25| like 60 or something so it's like does that does change it how old I mean but
00:10:29| you're saying like your situation your kids way too young wouldn't you want to
00:10:33| like harvest our looks a little baby kidney your kidneys gonna be small
00:10:39| that's why I don't want them I want to own a big man kidney I'm gonna build a
00:10:44| man for me yeah that's fine you punch him in the one kidney that
00:10:50| you're not but yeah now it reduced functionality
00:10:58| and it's not a pleasant trip and I wouldn't want to take any part of his
00:11:02| life away and I think by going down to one kidney it does take it life away if
00:11:05| anything I would want to save my kidney that has liked maybe 10% life left and
00:11:09| say I'm gonna save this until you're older and then you can use it when
00:11:13| you've got sort of like a fishing box sure keep my my corpse partially alive
00:11:19| until do that Queens with electrodes or something nice you could have blood
00:11:26| pumping through it you probably could it's probably highly illegal and they
00:11:30| they they hate it I would say God hates it but I don't think he does I think
00:11:34| he'd just be like you him and do crazy humans I didn't mean for that to happen
00:11:41| this guy's so yeah I was surprised that no one brought that up in the comments
00:11:48| there were no trolls that said you know I I wouldn't do that like why isn't he
00:11:53| and giving her a kidney bill the filter blood so good bear give her so much
00:12:11| better now so you're saying you would take a kidney from your son yeah and it
00:12:16| didn't like effective life I'm pretty sure you you're fine with one kidney
00:12:20| I'd have to research I think you are pretty sure it kid if you're telling me
00:12:25| he just has to go to for a checkup once a year to make sure nothing's wrong yeah
00:12:28| kidney filters like everything out of your oh it's like blood but it also
00:12:33| filters out so your reduce urine so it's filtering out all the contaminants right
00:12:39| yeah so like you have limited filtering ability which would seem like a prompt
00:12:43| might not be like scientifically provable but it's got to be a damaging
00:12:47| thing if you overdo it on the toxins just make the other one work harder yeah
00:12:52| the advances in technology about my kids that he's older I'll make him enroll
00:12:59| I'll have the same thing with stem cells and my cord blood and all that stuff
00:13:03| they can harvest it from your children and then they can inject it
00:13:07| back in your children if they have some sort of disease but they probably could
00:13:11| do it for you so you can't have more children so that you can harvest harvest
00:13:15| them yeah yeah someone's making jokes recently and I'm sure it's conspiracy
00:13:22| theorists but a lot of the multi-billionaires like the cock
00:13:27| brothers or the Koch brothers No and a bunch of others and Jeff Bezos and
00:13:32| someone else started like talking more recently about the blood of young people
00:13:37| has been mentioned and I was like who cares it's a coincidence someone's like
00:13:41| you know the uber-rich are harvesting the blood Youth huh to make younger and
00:13:47| I was like that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard I was like but
00:13:50| theoretically it might work Joe Rogan dad podcasts about this he in it himself
00:13:54| the equal one so what he did blood doping his own blood I don't call it
00:13:59| doping no no blood doping is where you inject your own blood into no no yeah
00:14:03| what he did there's like so your body has stem cells all over it and you can
00:14:08| sense it since this damn it mother effer synthesized them I'm having a bad day
00:14:13| synthesized them into more stem cells so like the older your stem cells are older
00:14:18| you are and the slower they multiply so like if they harvest it from an old
00:14:23| person then you only have like maybe like 100 stem cells at the end er well
00:14:28| like a younger person it multiplies that much faster so yeah like a thousand and
00:14:31| the younger you get the faster they multiply sure so like the blood of the
00:14:34| youth multiplies down to like you know billion stem cells oh boo mm-hmm it
00:14:42| heals you it heals you in the way that they become new fresh cells and then
00:14:46| they also secrete this thing I don't know what it's called the juice of the
00:14:50| stem cells it causes other cells regardless of their age to respond like
00:14:54| they were younger so no get get my Mel Gibson's father was on Joe Rogan's
00:15:01| podcast or that you're talking about him he was like 93 70 years ago got stem
00:15:06| cell injections all over his body cuz he was about to die
00:15:09| and now he's a hundred and something and he's Mel Gibson says he's in fantastic
00:15:13| shape so stem cells who knows
00:15:19| human body used to healed and fuel and propel the human body who would have
00:15:24| guessed yeah bodies are good for bodies huh
00:15:28| makes sense I guess too though we've been looking for magic mushrooms and
00:15:32| herbs and spices and drugs that we can create in a lab but really maybe it's
00:15:36| maybe the answers in here in our organs our replacement organs in a cloned
00:15:49| mm-hmm sounds my kidneys story stem cell story used those two stories in one it
00:15:56| sure was yeah I'm gonna talk about Redemption
00:16:01| this is sure off topic so I don't fall on the agenda at all so there's three
00:16:06| things that are so redeeming this week that came out one the fire festival yeah
00:16:13| what's interesting is the only negative I got from that is who was the guy
00:16:17| responsible he does need oh who cares about him isn't he the one that's
00:16:21| getting sued or yeah he got hurt oh he's gay only years right it's like it's like
00:16:27| an Irish name a thing Mike Farley Reilly McFarland look at that no no I think he
00:16:35| did something with software and then decided to make a card
00:16:39| so he made a luxury card which would let you into like VIP areas it wasn't a
00:16:43| credit card and he paid like $250 for it or some absurd amount it was called the
00:16:49| Magnus card or something you know did you have to have a Magnus card to go to
00:16:53| the fire festival no no no he just made it so that it was
00:16:57| like an ultra elite preying on like people who are dumb enough to think that
00:17:01| a card will let you into all various places and yeah so that guy decided that
00:17:07| he was gonna like an old dog this old jingle yeah damn jingle lead dog someone
00:17:13| needs some stem cells I don't think you'll get any stem cells from this one
00:17:22| but I just wonder what percent that is one
00:17:29| stem-cell please coming right up sir but anyway sorry
00:17:35| that's all right I'm in mr. McIntyre where's MacFarlane Billy McFarland
00:17:40| waiting for that dog to get closer so I can snag its chain off it you're gonna
00:17:45| snap its neck terrible sign has a suicide brought live
00:17:51| yeah I wish I did stuff to animal just feel like telling you I think the
00:17:57| audience needs me to hold this no play it it's gonna hold it over AG did you
00:18:06| play that no I just oh yeah I was waiting for the dog thing that happened
00:18:11| I figured I had 30 seconds uh-huh oh that's awesome
00:18:15| yeah that makes my look good yeah um yeah Billy mcFarland
00:18:20| so he had the Magnus card it was a bunch of bullshit and then he set up this
00:18:24| festival knowing that it would cost more take more time and that the price point
00:18:30| was to way off so he was purposely sabotaging it almost mm-hmm and he was
00:18:35| like he was signing up these people to play like all the artists and then he
00:18:39| never gives them any money he never gave him any money to build anything or say
00:18:44| anything up and he had like limited crew and it was in a island in the Caribbean
00:18:47| for what they say were rich kids yeah like the price was like so the price
00:18:52| points were $250,000 for her for a specialty pass which I don't think
00:18:57| anybody pays so wait all these kids that were stuck eating um cheese sandwiches
00:19:04| peeing in like porta-potties and stuff like living like living
00:19:11| live like regular inner-city kids yeah and they were screaming and crying about
00:19:16| it yeah but super justice in a way is this one of the only instances where
00:19:21| every party lost and it's okay that's what I think good the one thing the one
00:19:27| drawback is I read that the price point was was originally $12,000 but most
00:19:32| people paid $1,200 for a two-week vacation in the Bahamas to listen to
00:19:36| artists so it's like that's more reasonable
00:19:39| until you look at the infrastructure of the island or the people producing it or
00:19:43| the fact that they didn't really have anyone coming or that you can no tell
00:19:48| you have no way to get there so awesome so that was the first redemption is that
00:19:54| guy guy sentenced to like multiple years in prison someone said the only reason
00:19:58| he got in trouble is cuz he did it to rich people yeah because he if he did it
00:20:03| to poor black kids in like a role as almost said urban community like you
00:20:09| probably would moral community like a bunch of hillbillies yeah but um if he
00:20:17| had done it in like inner-city and like a bad area I feel like he probably would
00:20:22| have gotten away with it they really uh he's a he's a big ticket producer it
00:20:25| just didn't work out for these poor kids you know like you know any mean that's
00:20:30| the only downer I guess and I don't know that's true but it's it's pretty cool
00:20:33| that he did get busted for twenty years yeah he got busted for like wire fraud
00:20:38| which I don't I guess he was sending money somewhere they never get you for
00:20:42| the actual crime they get you from moving money mm-hmm it's the the Jared
00:20:46| from Subway thing it's like we have him on tape saying he did exactly what other
00:20:50| thing is but oh by indirect child porn yeah we busted this other guy that
00:20:58| showed that he had child porn and it was like oh we got him finally we're waiting
00:21:02| for this piece of evidence like you dicks you're just waiting for a slam
00:21:07| dunk I mean they have to go can you imagine if they moved on it and they
00:21:12| they could charge him again up right cuz then you can't charge him for the same
00:21:16| thing and now he's on to you so it's like it's literally like playing
00:21:20| basketball and you sitting on the bench and you're waiting until they pass the
00:21:24| ball on the offensive side and no one's there and then you come off the bench
00:21:27| pick up the ball and just it was like he said like you have to have that open
00:21:32| shot because if you imagined you miss like terrible like a game-winning shot
00:21:37| like it's like ooh you forgot to read Jared your Miranda rights and he's free
00:21:42| to go and he's like he's carrying them big old pains that he's going for your
00:21:48| kids and it's like oh that you're gonna change hell's that
00:21:53| pac-man all the ghosts are gonna be giant pants yeah
00:21:59| oh she's bad hi babe oh it's so polite do you think she did I guess she was
00:22:05| bitter yeah I love you too mm-hmm intense so I said there were three
00:22:16| redemptions I don't know if it's taken too much time it is a list I guess once
00:22:20| I hit three it's a list Martin's Martin shkreli or whatever his
00:22:23| name is they took his blue tank yeah it took it they declared that he had to pay
00:22:30| I guess reparations or something and then they had to take his wu-tang
00:22:34| because he didn't have any money I'm sure he did I don't know he
00:22:40| distributed so he he if I'm not mistaken he was the dick he was a super Tom let's
00:22:47| start from the beginning he did the AIDS drug thing mm-hmm
00:22:50| yeah he is pharmaceutical thirsty aids he was one of the only companies who had
00:22:55| rights to it proprietary rights like he you know is patented I guess the drug
00:23:00| yep so he jacked the price up four thousand percent
00:23:03| yep is like $80 no it's three hundred ninety bad bat that's there are three
00:23:09| thousand nine hundred dollars right for you to stay a lot to take your anti-aids
00:23:14| drug and nothing changed with the drug he just figured no one else makes it
00:23:17| this is a life or death thing I can cash in here correct pretty much pretty much
00:23:23| yeah what a jerk he was trying to milk a millionaire billionaire all the bomb
00:23:29| jacking up the price of drugs for AIDS cure not cure but prolong it whatever
00:23:35| weird thing there is that I think he gained his money through some sort of
00:23:38| like stock trading like he was like a hedge fund manager or some BS and like
00:23:43| he was defrauding people there so he took defrauded money to buy the
00:23:46| pharmaceutical company which then defrauded more people so it's like it's
00:23:51| hard to follow the waterfall of bullshit but that guy's full of it so you're
00:23:56| gonna get him with something but it's not gonna be the whole scheme he's still
00:23:58| gonna have like millions stashed away somewhere right so
00:24:03| and then intern bought the wu-tang album that they released to one individual
00:24:08| yeah they're not auction and only he and only he had access to it my question is
00:24:16| if now he's losing access to this the only way to combat that is to make
00:24:22| millions of digital copies and just spread them all over the internet here
00:24:26| it is I'm sure federal judge will just declare that needs to be burned in a
00:24:29| fire and then you're just like ah find out I guess blue tang doesn't have
00:24:35| anything in it are they allowed to keep any copies of
00:24:38| their own song if they sold one copy and you're buying the only I would be
00:24:42| hilarious they have to like remove all their digital copies off their computers
00:24:45| and whatnot they can't listen their own music play it so they were selling it as
00:24:50| the only copy do they have to do that I wonder what the contract would look like
00:24:54| are we so crazy and how to prove it you can't hum it along
00:24:59| in unison together if several viewer in a room together
00:25:04| there will be no humming of the unreleased wu-tang album yes you're
00:25:09| right I feel like one of those like Jimmy
00:25:11| Fallon's gets where they play on all sorts of crazy instruments children's
00:25:15| instruments playing on like beer bottles ukulele hit good give it the redemption
00:25:25| zone then whatever the hell it is oh yeah I do this one's real simple 50
00:25:29| shades the third film came out and I didn't have any clue whatsoever and I
00:25:35| was forced to watch the first two Fifty Shades freed and then see the second one
00:25:41| it's a load of crap there's just so much crap on it that people are even the
00:25:45| people that are diehard fans were like oh my god this is what yeah I don't
00:25:49| think the movies are doing that well but what so the third one was in theaters
00:25:53| yeah apparently yeah I I was checking theaters and there was like one showing
00:25:57| of Fifty Shades and I was like what apparently came out for Valentine's Day
00:26:01| oh did you go wait you're saying he went or they never saw it I know whatever no
00:26:07| one ever knew about it cuz it was such garbage wait third one went like
00:26:13| straight to DVD type deal almost I think they just had like one showing and each
00:26:16| to prove that it was a trilogy like we have a trilogy YUM
00:26:21| scene actors and actresses yeah the people with had no emotion and no fire
00:26:25| whatsoever yeah like hmm although my girl tried to get me to read them all
00:26:31| and I read it unless say 40 pages of the first book it's just sorry she's trying
00:26:38| to find your the fetish you like me maybe but it took more than 40 pages and
00:26:44| uh the writing is just very bad the right word terrible no I mean because
00:26:52| listen to actually write a book I give anyone credit even people write short
00:26:58| erotic little fan fictions and all that and it's they stuck or whatever but to
00:27:03| sit there and write a whole book has a beginning and end you gotta have an
00:27:07| editor producer like that's a full-time gig like I give you props to even do it
00:27:11| so I won't say it's a piece of shit cuz like you could read something someone
00:27:17| who writes on reddit or something that's a piece of shit so she's an author she
00:27:23| wrote something it's probably more than I'll ever do with my life as far as go
00:27:27| get them and attitude it's just it's poor that's the right word good well in
00:27:34| limited limited vocabulary and repetitive yeah and all the tropes and
00:27:39| themes were all done out before like you we've seen this all done before you're
00:27:43| just inserting crazy sexual themes to make it seem edgy but really it's the
00:27:49| same story over again kind of boring kind of isn't going anywhere
00:27:54| kind of like a novel that a computer should be writing now some AI would be
00:27:58| right smut I mean a nice to read our smut I
00:28:03| don't I want something maybe the AI is gonna
00:28:07| think of every possibility and then give me like that's just it I think they'll
00:28:11| miss you like you don't you don't foresee a future words intention and
00:28:18| emotion of having sex like AI will be like I came at her is so hot I just like
00:28:26| all over and it's like whoa thrusted myself into herself she was
00:28:34| having like so many orgasms man like we're like making a ice and like oh
00:28:45| maybe it is human maybe no but I'm thinking like humans always have it's
00:28:55| the cool thing humans always have the AI don't in like the movies and dark future
00:29:02| stories like ranting ie flexibility yeah like that human spirit I don't even know
00:29:09| what it's called but stick-to-itiveness that's what we got
00:29:14| containers don't got no stick-to-itiveness honestly I will say
00:29:18| last time we're talking about what injuries and how certain people were
00:29:23| injury prone injury injury you said beefiness the opposite of prone let's
00:29:29| say resilience is what we were looking for silly oh I don't think we said this
00:29:34| we didn't say resiliency was it later in the episode what we're drinking no yeah
00:29:38| maybe maybe it was but I did write down to remember that was a clarification I
00:29:43| wrote beefy resilience and when I looked down my ease kind of turned OHS and my f
00:29:49| kind of look like a tea so it looked like booty resilience and I thought
00:29:54| that'd be great to have her going to prison yeah like if it was like a
00:30:01| chastity belt for your butthole we're gonna jazzy belts let's good try
00:30:10| that's a good segue or is it sing what is what is a chastity belt so there's a
00:30:17| whole bunch of myths that went around I've heard of what they are I know what
00:30:20| they do they keep you from having sex or erections yeah is it a real thing you
00:30:24| can buy is it made of plastic is it leather is it like a does it work the
00:30:29| ones that just wiggle out of it I've you probably slightly yeah my I was reading
00:30:34| about it today cuz I was like for some reason I chastity belts boom
00:30:38| let's look so uh yeah these things are like it's like essentially like years of
00:30:44| research I have this finely crafted leather bound book that you can buy for
00:30:52| like the original print money charts what are what are they real it's called
00:30:58| Watcher cornhole bud Vader so it literally looks like a
00:31:06| shark's mouth like he got all the teeth and like it
00:31:09| would go right over the VV JJJ vagina I had to say it because I can't oh dude I
00:31:14| was thinking about four dudes well dudes have this war I don't want to write like
00:31:19| a cage like a wiener cage I'm getting there I'm sorry good know
00:31:28| they exist I don't know what the turtles men men could figure out a way to get
00:31:32| out of it it's women that was ready to take themselves or men trying to protect
00:31:35| their women women out of them or take it off or something like how does it stick
00:31:40| to you that's the thing is I don't that's why I think they're fictitious I
00:31:43| don't think you could work it cuz hey you get slide it left or right there's
00:31:47| no way to like fasten it to your hips human body in fact the hips a figure
00:31:51| above like the private area aren't they so you couldn't lift it above I get that
00:31:57| but you could shift it yeah there's no way it's too much there's too much meat
00:32:00| around that area but the one I saw like had one for the vagina and had one for
00:32:04| the butthole that was the same thing it was like a like you TT looking thing I
00:32:09| was like you can't you can't wear that for a full day like you caddy wipe you
00:32:14| can't wipe it's good point I didn't think of that yeah so people who use
00:32:19| chassis belts don't wipe I mean it's the prison defense right
00:32:24| it's getting in crust of all don't ya you're getting get it infected penis but
00:32:29| trying to go after that Bohol cutting right to it
00:32:39| feet round we didn't beat around that Bush we went right into it oh oh man
00:32:46| chastity belt bush right there got the male chastity belt because that's
00:32:50| originally what I thought about because I didn't realize so they have like the
00:32:54| the thing of them now is that they're their BDSM right which is I don't even
00:32:58| know what that stands for sadomasochism I don't know what the B D and C doe
00:33:03| there's a D though and there are yeah I know I said go ahead no I couldn't think
00:33:07| of it real quick so domination dominate dominate there you go
00:33:10| so it's like they have one for men where if you you if you get hard like the end
00:33:15| of it has like spikes on it so you're like oh I need to stop it no no you
00:33:20| would get even harder some plague would spike through your Weiner that sounds
00:33:28| ridiculous I think it would thing that's I mean that's the whole goal is that is
00:33:33| like I have a give a bodily function leader that someone else is trying to
00:33:38| enforce pain on you because that's the domination part eight injury I'm pretty
00:33:42| sure BDSM does not do it people getting Clutton and we're losing limbs including
00:33:48| wieners so the you know there's so many black holes on the internet and I fell
00:33:54| into one today and I clicked on this page that had chastity piercings so
00:34:03| literally someone had a body thing that couldn't let you have sex the one I saw
00:34:12| who was literally a lock that was pierced into a person's penis into their
00:34:19| penis so you can unlock it and take it off if you wanted had sex but if you
00:34:23| didn't you slide it right back into the piercing holing
00:34:29| I really thought podcast is gonna be happier you know there's like weird
00:34:36| things that make you squeamish in weird ways that's what bothers you the most it
00:34:40| just will feel uneasy about that I feel uneasy like if people get metal tubes
00:34:45| like it's someone gonna bail the stomach I think that would make me feel really
00:34:49| queasy too don't ask why I think of um hernias then another movie where they
00:34:56| all die and then death comes back for them like final destination yes thank
00:35:02| you like I feel like it was a crazy movie or like the sounds bizarre yeah
00:35:06| cuz there's one more like all these pipes and pail this dude who's driving
00:35:10| that makes me feel like like when I see that I feel sick and then when you use
00:35:14| Subscribe that it's something so good no I'm with you that's awful so I'm not
00:35:20| feeling it I feel like that's the opposite of sexy I guess everyone has a
00:35:24| thing that's sexy but locking up a leader it was but J
00:35:30| like nah man what let them breathe a little bit less don't like it this is a
00:35:37| new millenia here let him roam free do you think like fetishes and stuff change
00:35:44| over generations I can't imagine people a hundred years
00:35:49| ago having any fetishes right or quit day so wait they didn't have the
00:35:54| internet that they like how'd they say like big booty black chicks who like old
00:36:00| men like you know what I mean like it's like whoa where'd they go for that hmm
00:36:05| they have like one in the town and they're like oh girl talking about it
00:36:10| and the one guy's like oh yeah I mean it's my thing but where would you find
00:36:17| this thing the old cornfield my friend oh yeah that's the one thing they were
00:36:24| talking about chastity belts is that most of them were claimed to be around
00:36:27| the 16th century and none of them actually were like all the relics were
00:36:31| from the 19th century so it's like maybe in the last hundred years people had the
00:36:35| same fetishes but 400 years ago no people I don't think people were
00:36:40| thinking about no people could add dragon I just
00:36:45| thought of something yeah no dishes probably it's not like
00:36:52| our fetish need is going up or down in the past hundred years has it more free
00:36:58| time feed pizza fetish maybe I guess it would make sense so we have more free
00:37:03| time now we have more fetishes yeah blame the Roman Empire for free time and
00:37:06| fetishes I blame the Roman Empire for everything let some it's actually dabble
00:37:13| in our last subject of the night oh you're gonna skip right to it I was
00:37:17| going to because you know what I think they're important to me I think they're
00:37:21| important to you how it's done everyone at home did you want to do a smirk or
00:37:26| smiled you have one just I don't I know you did it's probably gonna cut into
00:37:29| each right you're trying to cut out the whole episode so that I only have this
00:37:33| well folks oh you bought a new one no no this is the same one really this is my
00:37:38| baby this is my beauty all right so see this day what's wrong before it
00:37:42| looks new to me it might be new to a lot of people but anyway gold hardware
00:37:47| she's a pretty bob string anyway uh I bought this a while ago but I don't I
00:37:55| don't treat it the world's best but I treated as good as like I treat her
00:38:02| pretty well right you know the X Factor I'll give her the
00:38:05| business I give her a little this well that antler around when I started doing
00:38:10| stuff with my band the it's got two active pickups right here yeah I'm
00:38:18| jealous I'm looking at that that's sweet humbuckers well um there's two switches
00:38:24| on here right one two did you figure one out one I
00:38:27| don't know one turns on just this one one turns on just this there's a way to
00:38:31| turn it both on and both passive so it's badass right like a week before I did on
00:38:37| my live show with my band and the one went and I couldn't do active on the
00:38:44| back one I know that's weird and then like it started acting weird for passive
00:38:48| and I was like maybe I broke it it was very expensive it was
00:38:53| so six months later right now I D stranger I pick up all the strings I did
00:39:00| my thing I was cleaning off the fretboard giving her a little polish
00:39:04| breathing on her you know I mean yeah actually opened up that back and I was
00:39:09| looking at the wires and I was trying to throw out what was wrong with it so I'm
00:39:13| tightening everything I'm playing with all the buttons like on googled how to
00:39:16| fix your switches I googled what your wires should look like how do I solder
00:39:22| like I'm googling everything I'm ready to solder here I'm ready to go to town
00:39:25| I'm ready to I've never done any of this stuff well I kind of gave up because it
00:39:30| seemed like a lot of information all lots I cleaned her up I put the new
00:39:35| strings on she looks good as shit I mean I never knew his best I could have put
00:39:42| if I go on I plugged her in in both pickups work fine and I was like damn
00:39:48| something which is the new battery and taking it no no it wasn't the battery
00:39:53| that it's having me before but um 9 if something must have been loose on the
00:39:57| inside and when I took it apart looked at it and tighten everything back up and
00:40:00| put it back together I was like it makes the wires fraying
00:40:04| so anyway I got active pickups passive pickups
00:40:07| I got pickups for your mother I got pickups for your father
00:40:11| I'm pickup city and I'm so happy it's like I got a new bass
00:40:14| so let's boost up I'll give you that my son pulled off my guitar in the
00:40:20| background there my old Ibanez from 9th no 8th grade and like all the strings on
00:40:27| that are like semi rusted but it still works it's a little bent it's a little
00:40:31| chipped in parts cuz I you know dropped it I held it over my head like rocking
00:40:35| out and hit a fan so it's a treatment so there's a lot of dents and stuff on it
00:40:39| but you know I was holding it and he was playing it like trying to strum it and I
00:40:44| was like wait they just hit it they usually hit it as far as they can hey
00:40:47| the harder they think they're going better but there's 7 with something
00:40:50| there there's a nice like I don't know there's a feeling X gets a vote like
00:40:55| right around like this area should yeah it's like exhaling like but you keep
00:41:01| exhaling and just meditating on almost so what's out something innate primal my
00:41:10| kid did it on the stupidest drums back there mm-hmm he hits the yeah it's the
00:41:14| time I think hi-hat that's all I does I love it too so zips
00:41:23| it over we need to get to uh talk in the debt I don't know depends
00:41:27| did you hear you're gonna be guilted by your girlfriend oh no she's going okay
00:41:32| said finally I hope they're put on a helmet finish dressed all the buttons
00:41:36| herself she's all this apartment outside have to rock a little louder women oh
00:41:41| she's thinking about it oh here she comes again
00:41:44| but yeah a female or a dog a female well is a female and a dog she knows that
00:41:51| she's sitting at me she's guarding everyone in the family by taking the
00:41:55| point position folks it's International Women's Day oh yeah I wanted to be the
00:42:02| first to say it because I care about women more than anyone else in this
00:42:06| podcast I don't know that's true you don't know that it's false though I will
00:42:12| say I will review your statement with a factual statement of my own I so I was
00:42:20| so kind women sexist thing all right we got yeah so the women in my office had
00:42:28| an International Women's Day so they bought doughnuts and everything for for
00:42:31| everyone in the office that was a woman and it was only me and one other guy
00:42:37| that were mentioned emailed to say we know you're not a woman but you're so
00:42:42| nice that you can have a doughnut as well so I naturally was like jackpot I'm
00:42:49| gonna grab myself a doughnut went over there took the pink one and I was like
00:42:52| awesome mmm this is the best doughnut I've had all day
00:42:56| there was no chance in hell they thought you two were getting the fattest welcome
00:43:02| men no not not were the fat yeah we can't look better than them what's the
00:43:06| problem Larry I know I don't even know the other guy but I know I'm fantastic
00:43:12| so so you should have studied the other guy to find out why they message
00:43:17| stalk him yeah that's what because I mean he looks real weird and nerdy then
00:43:22| they were thinking you're weird and nerdy if he looks like Fabio holy shit
00:43:27| dude they think you're stud City you got to know who the other guy is he's he's
00:43:32| your um your answer he either yeah either he's my comparison or my what
00:43:38| Saddam not a doppelganger but what's the opposite of a doppelganger so someone
00:43:42| who's I was going with the other way he ones a control group and yeah I'll take
00:43:48| the x-factor your nemesis nemesis yeah but what really happened is I got him
00:43:53| doing on certain Wednesday and they felt sorry because I gave him donuts before
00:43:57| [Laughter] pretty good anyway quick shoutout women
00:44:10| yeah this podcast this podcast is often man centric I'm going I don't know if
00:44:16| it's my testosterone rubbing off I apologize to all the ladies if you want
00:44:19| to come and slip into my PM's give me a private message maybe you want to snap
00:44:24| me maybe you want to give me a message on somewhere where it's real private no
00:44:27| one else can see I feel safe doing it yeah and I mean I feel the same way I
00:44:32| mean I have Eminence my vibes are just going everywhere you know they don't
00:44:36| really understand physics but quantum physics is a real thing and that happens
00:44:40| quick ladies it happens quick yeah all the way across the room but anyway the
00:44:47| unpainted would give a shout-out to broads Dame's dolls floozies all then
00:44:53| missus alas ease all the gals trollop sluts harlots doxies honey's chicks
00:45:00| bimbos babes mall skirts a Biddy and all them ladies just how we are here the
00:45:06| Amanar electro ups you know the only time I ever heard trollop used was
00:45:10| against area grot ariana grande and I swear was an older woman and her Louie
00:45:16| was like a tree no one's good sage Rob yeah hey like what what would you say is
00:45:21| like 1920's 1930's I don't I never existed during a forties but I don't
00:45:26| know I feel like that might have been always a thing flapper floozy
00:45:31| tralala nosy trollop I do happen to know where Dame's got it started
00:45:37| oh yeah they're 13 century France dames and French I'm Franco's Dame leads a
00:45:44| ruler a feminine roar so it was originally a term of an like honor it
00:45:51| became a term of endearment and then it came to replace women huh now boy well
00:45:57| good I looked it up you know how they have that like word usage on Google sure
00:46:02| I put in trollop in it its highest usage was back in the 1800s for some reason I
00:46:07| don't know how they know that but it spikes in the 1800s and back in the
00:46:12| nineteen hundreds and then everywhere else it kind of fades in the 1950s and
00:46:16| then regains its form in nineteen probably late 1999 interesting regains
00:46:22| its form and trollop span I have a thing for Charlotte's broads is popular
00:46:31| twentieth century England I believe the broad hips oh really that's what that's
00:46:36| the definition is the broad hips well it was one of broad hips broad interesting
00:46:44| right yeah something you use every day you never thought and actually meant
00:46:49| something I didn't and I don't use it every day use every single day
00:47:00| everything everything you use every day a broad Hado broad I just use that as
00:47:07| Morrow shut out my ex friend Ryan who used to uh basically every year old
00:47:12| broad no not the Ryan you know but like my ex-girlfriend who I dated for like
00:47:17| ten years when her good friends husband now but Ryan like he was always like :
00:47:25| girls bras when I was those funny yeah they did the same thing in college I had
00:47:29| a group of friends of it always say yeah broad whenever they talk to a girl
00:47:32| [Laughter] they're gonna get slapped or endear
00:47:37| yourself to women yeah well it's a good it's like chopping the walk you know
00:47:41| your understanding so funny right it's there's different ways to say it right
00:47:46| so bad you think yeah the guys uber six with four so he wasn't gonna lose the
00:47:53| smaller you get the less you can pull off the yeah well I guess it starts to
00:48:04| get inverse when he get that small actually yeah because that's probably
00:48:07| cute funny what everybody does it damn I'm average height and it's never
00:48:11| worked for me because I've never he's it so here's a question for it did you do
00:48:14| your study on women authors sure I did Jane here and tell you talk about I
00:48:23| didn't do any research so hold on so I looked at women authors in it literally
00:48:29| I've been going on but yeah they're the worst Pride and Prejudice yeah women
00:48:35| authors are the worst they're awful their trash Virginia Woolf
00:48:39| Charlotte brontë what talk it's not a trash novels to hold on Azzam go on
00:48:45| going maybe I'm sexist and immediately after I
00:48:49| saw three women authors who are actually bad at JK Rowling I'm JK Rowling showed
00:48:53| up who I've heard she's kind of a jackass now because she was so wealthy
00:48:57| right right so but but her world she created it's pretty cool yeah I'll give
00:49:03| her that right and I you know I appreciate that
00:49:06| uh Mary Shelley Frankenstein oh sweet that's kick-ass bullcrap Emily Dickinson
00:49:12| her poems were always dark but good like she's a she's a badass I can tell I
00:49:18| think it's always weird when there's only one book by an author that stands
00:49:22| out um the one who wrote to kill a mockingbird
00:49:28| she was a hit author I forget her name actually I didn't read it down
00:49:33| Mary bad Adam is that mmm I don't know whoever is is a woman I don't think
00:49:42| that's her but it could I could be wrong it's weird that Harper Lee there you go
00:49:47| Harper Lee yes that was really different no he's right and it was I think it's
00:49:52| the only big thing and then I saw three authors that struck me as like other
00:49:57| that's interesting because I used to cuz I'm a sexist I totally see
00:50:00| things for a man persecuted by love men like men are my favorite old man se Hin
00:50:04| the outsiders what se Hinton the outsiders I don't know what the
00:50:10| outsiders is the book researchers and Ponyboy now zero even I must have
00:50:20| skipped that one how about Debra Lee clearly Beverly
00:50:23| Cleary clear she wrote like stories were like creatures were the main characters
00:50:27| I got remember a mouse wasn't me like eighty late 80s early 90s like
00:50:32| books for kids and how ok how about this one Suze Orman financially buddy yeah
00:50:40| thank you so uh one of my college buddies Ben his
00:50:45| grandmother was like senile she's like crazy she would send him stuff on his
00:50:49| birthday went like three times a year it wasn't right back mm-hmm
00:50:52| one time she she sent him we still don't know how he got it a signed copy of Suze
00:50:57| Orman's book some Suze Suze Suze cuz it was Susie yes okay cuz we do always
00:51:07| ensues we didn't know who else she was it was a signed book and it says to
00:51:11| Benjamin my biggest fan Suze Orman where did his grandmother meet Suze Orman why
00:51:18| did she think Ben was into her books huh there are so many questions surrounding
00:51:22| this book but if she was in our house and I was like Ben what is it he's like
00:51:25| my grandma got me a book like what is it Suze Orman and I was like who was that
00:51:31| he's like I don't know anyway him for two years
00:51:36| it was like as soon as you walk in our front door there was like our little
00:51:40| capital suze orman book sign and a lamp and many people ask because she was on
00:51:46| the cover doing this and it was like I do like this book and it's like I've
00:51:50| never read it he did a Suze Orman she's he sponsored
00:51:55| our house shout out Suze we really have a little tray with with possible money
00:52:02| in it so that people could donate to we didn't even know who was financial
00:52:06| advice for a year we had a gook I read the
00:52:09| we didn't uh yeah she has pretty fairly practical advice that she okay I figured
00:52:17| it wasn't bad advice it was just boring advice oh yeah definitely definitely boy
00:52:21| right any um female you would be FEMA actresses 2016 money wise money wise top
00:52:28| grossing I'm gonna say yeah Jennifer Lawrence is probably up there
00:52:32| everyone never 100 number to see like a comedian oh I hate this woman then
00:52:41| blonde she blonde well chubby yeah train wreck
00:52:48| yeah I don't like this one skip over Amy Amy something okay she's okay
00:53:00| allow her yeah like her well she intron she wasn't a train wreck train wreck was
00:53:04| the other Oh Amy Schumer's the 1i mmm don't like Amy
00:53:09| Schumer's he's gotta be up there she make a list yes International Women's
00:53:14| Day Amy Schumer you are not involved Oh train wreck was that movie that's right
00:53:19| okay okay yeah with John Cena yeah yeah I actually thought that was pretty funny
00:53:24| oh gee like yeah I don't know if she steals everything number 3 Scarlett
00:53:30| Johansson yeah she's done a lot of nerdy things she did a ghost in the shell and
00:53:35| did she oh she did like it's almost insane it's like they like she was naked
00:53:40| when she did it and they like superimposed a bodysuit on her because
00:53:43| it's like so tight it's ridiculously tight like you just watch that movie and
00:53:47| try not to get a boner and it's just not possible keep that in mind
00:53:52| I got a chastity belt I can send to you Amazon and see what have worked Jennifer
00:53:56| Aniston still still going I feel like she's a robot like she isn't if you get
00:54:04| number five I will pay pal you $208 she part of bad
00:54:10| man I can't tell you you might be on Hendrix uno is fan bingbing she's big in
00:54:17| China Fany ding bing uh check here Abdul fan
00:54:23| bingbing she really hot I mean I couldn't tell him into later I'm really
00:54:28| attracted to people's brains I will a do a podcast with me oh yeah she's very
00:54:36| elegant refined she's kind of couthe interesting is it's very coos you know
00:54:44| what if someone said dan you're so coos like I think I'd I think I'd go right at
00:54:49| it right there and then like bang your hand did probably no I mean like
00:54:55| conjoined twins fighting like that's how further down Charlize Theron Amy Adams
00:55:06| Julia Roberts still on the list she's a hundred you like illa Kunis yeah and
00:55:12| number 10 on the list you all know her you all love her deepika padukone
00:55:20| bali Bock yeah I don't even know what who that is attractive girl I have a lot
00:55:28| of Bobby Park movies with her Chopra no no Padukone Pat Paducah ha EAD UK Oh any
00:55:37| oh okay later you take one good photo and then you make millions I'm so
00:55:49| jealous women can do that let's think it yeah but how many women can take a good
00:55:54| photo your room this is my thing that women have to deal
00:55:58| with like there's always one day never always celeritas
00:56:02| this is not fair every picture is better than the next and now we're gonna see if
00:56:07| people see any better pictures than you and doing it for free I think there's
00:56:12| actually genuine pictures in here from like fans and she's this like she's got
00:56:20| somebody some people got so many angles so many features and it's just like oh
00:56:23| it's a new feature oh man I I don't know what the competition's like over there
00:56:27| she's got it all not to demean women by them but she's a
00:56:32| one-woman invention physical attraction um no I see but uh one-woman invention
00:56:45| didn't Marie Curie didn't she do didn't she invent cures or something she did
00:56:51| something damn you're only a crack he's my number
00:56:55| two but she did not invent anything she can cure she was uh yeah she's a lot in
00:57:03| radio David Greer - oh shit I put the bass away I was like racists in here for
00:57:12| um she helped split the first atoms and check her out they were dealing with
00:57:17| radioactive elements etc I think she won a Nobel Prize actually yeah the crazy
00:57:21| thing is that she has a really like a famous name but there's probably many
00:57:25| more people in the group that didn't have very many names like my name if I
00:57:29| were to send an email it will probably go into junk mail so I probably would
00:57:33| not be in the search engine to figure out who was part of the like like I
00:57:39| cured cancer but I wasn't aiming at famous enough like like someone in gray
00:57:46| steel if they were on yeah would get exactly they would like take my picture
00:57:53| and then put his name under mine and I'd just be like before I get into I'm not
00:58:01| even getting into other inventors I'm not gonna get into video games I'm not
00:58:05| gonna get into athletes none of it you got all that oh my god I'm dumb rage
00:58:09| roll boom right and real quick athletes do you know if someone has more Grand
00:58:15| Slam since Serena Williams her sister no I I picked the better one Serena's the
00:58:23| good one oh I know you know her sister she have a
00:58:26| better name messed me up Venus Venus that is good news not yeah you better
00:58:36| rising no that's that skinny way Carl I figured her name is
00:58:40| now it's Steffi Graf really I'm 22 grand slams that's ridiculous how come I
00:58:47| haven't heard of her she's German is probably nineteen eighties yeah oh she's
00:58:53| older yeah they got Lindsay Vonn on there who why is that that is that the
00:59:01| other one thing else no she's sliding carried an injured mom every two Tiger
00:59:09| for a while oh yeah I heard about that she's really milking this last Olympics
00:59:14| she's trying to she come in third she meddled yeah she did she did
00:59:19| something yeah yeah hold on this is crazy so I'm watching her event right
00:59:23| uh-huh I'm watching I'm like she goes and she
00:59:26| almost got gold she like comes in silver and I'm watching and in the downhill
00:59:31| like it's the last event it's the last run for everybody mm-hmm she's sitting
00:59:35| in the silver area and there's like nine people who have left to go
00:59:39| she's when she's nervous shit wouldn't you be I think that's the work spot to
00:59:44| be in I would try there almost go last because you can't do anything you'd
00:59:50| literally ran your run all you have to do now is hope other girls stop like she
00:59:55| needs me that's crazy I think they choose their position
00:59:57| though right so they could they did order they do and she picked that gets
01:00:00| awfully cheap right and I think someone said there was a girl in the competition
01:00:05| who followed her in many events and tried to copy her moves and like did
01:00:11| better versions or her runs so her idea was that she went after that girl but
01:00:16| before whatever girl like you know whatever there's a there's a mental game
01:00:20| going on that I didn't understand yeah too into it
01:00:22| certainly I was like over cursive right so she ain't going after the person
01:00:29| picked first then right she went after I yes so she had to go after right anyway
01:00:35| um Hope Solo remember uh-huh yep like her she's of what goalie correct soccer
01:00:45| Simone biles you know she's just turned she's in gymnastics
01:00:52| not is she wait she houston-based yes I didn't know about Katie ledecky
01:01:00| know she is name sounds familiar face she swimmer swimming I think you're a
01:01:13| feminist right and I do support women's rights I certainly do
01:01:18| you know it's weird I don't talk to anybody in my normal day-to-day and I
01:01:23| have very little sources of information but somehow I know things I don't know
01:01:27| how intelligent individuals you listen I'm focused on women most of the day all
01:01:39| right I'm gonna go through the list of women comedians you tell me if you would
01:01:43| hit it horse split it leave Wow okay ready you okay Ellen I
01:01:52| know it she was like this is like a murder death kill like or no not the
01:01:56| what Mary Mary was it Mary kill Hey yeah no yeah I think I think she would be a
01:02:04| nice person to talk to you have no soul chat I could get along with her
01:02:07| personality now she wouldn't get along with you but I'm just telling no I
01:02:12| yeah she would probably think I mean effect oh definitely yeah all of that
01:02:16| Sarah Silverman I feel like her she'd be like kind of like a was it nanny was it
01:02:24| was it woman's name it lamp Fran Drescher she reminds me of friend ray uh
01:02:28| he does but the voice voice is worse on Drescher
01:02:32| okay you know Amy Schumer who okay Amy Poehler she might be okay
01:02:41| Parks and Rec I will give it to her yeah Wanda Sykes I you know it's funny cuz
01:02:49| like she's a median she's had a lot of jokes that I've listened to but I don't
01:02:52| remember any of them I mean well can you name any the other
01:02:56| people's jokes I mean they're really Tina Fey cuz I kind of have to think for
01:03:02| her like a lie okay I'm not gonna bring it back to
01:03:06| anybody in the previous area of the list but Kristen Wigg she's kind of in the
01:03:11| same area of Tina Fey in the blonde short agate Kathy Griffin like her mom
01:03:19| believer I feel like she's unmarriable I think she would really annoy you after
01:03:26| time cuz she's got the same mannerisms and they're loud they're really yeah I
01:03:30| could see that it's a good point Janeane Garofalo she's like um did she
01:03:37| do the voice of uh Daria I she the voice of Daria she I
01:03:42| feel like she might have how long ago take this yeah now I'm curious
01:03:47| interesting she would be the perfect analog to Daria I don't see her name in
01:03:58| it the all right no maybe not well I only got two other people so Betty White
01:04:06| would you give it to her I mean if given the opportunity you're kind of forced to
01:04:12| the galaxy would frown upon you since that's how old she is and last not least
01:04:17| Roseanne Barr Oh God what was the question
01:04:26| yeah I'm sorry could you repeat that question and finally did you actually do
01:04:32| any physical study on women and men's brains physiological differences like
01:04:40| factual ones not just like women are better nurturers I mean over the years
01:04:47| there are results show that I want to say 90% of our preconceptions are
01:04:52| cultural did you hear that so like the language
01:04:55| thing women are better at language than men so what they came up with in the
01:05:01| most recent study which is actually still being unfolded it happened in 2017
01:05:05| I want to say it's Harvard I can actually write down I just read it um
01:05:09| they did 500,000 people which is a good base summer most studies early 1,000
01:05:14| people 8,000 people yeah 500 again you're gonna get liars outliers
01:05:20| people who didn't answer question elaborately Clara be liars be knighted
01:05:28| that was my word I never brought it up that's trying to bring a full circle
01:05:33| anyway women in general have a bigger hypo campus hippocampus oh yeah hippies
01:05:41| have a gasps HIPAA Kate's the part of the brain often resolved with
01:05:47| memorization really in rekt I think I think names and stuff like that but I'm
01:05:53| being prejudiced right there well I mean generally they do know names better than
01:05:59| I do but I'm not very good at name right right I'm not sure a motion to center of
01:06:03| emotion memory and nerve nervous system we'll check out this men have bigger big
01:06:10| dollars McDonagh amygdala okay the husband up I
01:06:16| think so I make Dilla okay what's amygdala
01:06:21| response when you say yeah it's a ggressive aggressor right it's like I
01:06:26| thought it was actually read emotion and something else but check it out
01:06:30| I thought of star wars princess Amidala haha experiencing of emotions it's only
01:06:40| just mention right isn't that great almond-shaped correct I thought that
01:06:45| like drove like reaction to emotion it might it might but I could be wrong
01:06:54| I'm not enormous scientists we can have to bring one on I'll sit do you know I
01:06:58| know a couple the podcast oh yeah we're gonna bring recommend it we're gonna
01:07:04| have to write that down for the future recommend it right now that's too early
01:07:08| it doesn't have a name yet well never mind so this study is not
01:07:15| conclusive enough it literally has to be unfolded more they want to do more tests
01:07:21| on it do more whatever on it they probably run it through a thousand
01:07:24| different databases a thousand different algorithms what they came up with is
01:07:28| that there's slight physical differ is between the brains of men and women
01:07:33| but most of the time what men tend to be better at language women tend to be
01:07:38| better at this is here and which there's too much overlap from the others it's
01:07:43| like they find that oh this many women are better at this but a good portion of
01:07:48| men are actually better at this too and a good portion so they find that it's
01:07:51| very mix there's nothing concrete evidence most people who find the
01:07:55| evidence are looking for the evidence like saying like the men are always
01:07:59| better at so-and-so math look here I see several men better at math one thing
01:08:06| that is interesting is actually disease so men and women are susceptible to
01:08:15| diseases at different greatly oh yes um did you know autism spectrum disorder
01:08:21| affects men five times as much so autism itself are like a business a ASD which
01:08:29| is autism spectrum which is the I think it's look most commonly diagnosed autism
01:08:34| like me it is strange to some people that I've met in life that were autistic
01:08:39| we're mostly men interesting right they think it's because men have extra
01:08:44| chromosomes because the whole Y XY thing we got spares because we're prepared for
01:08:49| the future yeah we sure are but we also add some extra baggage apparently yeah
01:08:53| and and the way um I think I read is it Alzheimer's affects the brain is
01:09:02| different in men and women blasting right because they have it's a different
01:09:07| pattern I will say also that so when a woman has a baby the baby well let's see
01:09:15| if men could have babies it would affect then that way but they can yeah so it
01:09:18| only affects women in X way yeah it's that way so when women have babies they
01:09:24| form honestly a child inside of them that has stem cells the stem cells are
01:09:29| not contained within the child they actually get spread within the the woman
01:09:32| so I'm supposing here and as is this is on a reach that maybe some part of the
01:09:37| like the birthing processor being pregnant allows you to gain some of
01:09:41| those stem cells and then maybe elongate your life
01:09:44| there's a possibility that there's some sort of like you know relation between
01:09:49| the two that symbiotic relationship that extends life it's possible but I will
01:09:56| see having children ruined your life painful and exhausting and destroys your
01:10:02| body and thank you job your life yeah thanks early first is it evening
01:10:06| out you really know so you're going on social roles where you came and I guess
01:10:15| now it's getting similar some wonder that you can compare men and women it's
01:10:19| hard to focus on you're not looking at is that I was just curious yeah yeah
01:10:25| good no bad I forgot was gonna say to you shit yeah
01:10:29| I miss you a big time you were certainly did power of the mind
01:10:34| you forgot were you gonna say - I did you're done yes Mia well women women
01:10:43| women last longer we're gonna say they're more emotional do you know why
01:10:49| um I'm gonna this is actually a proof of that most Jewish women outlive their
01:10:58| husbands it's only Jewish women yes the same like Jewish husband Jews died
01:11:04| before their wives this is this thing you know why no is there actually a
01:11:10| definitive answer because they want to there's a joke that goes along with us
01:11:16| in there that's the joke cuz they want to they want to and live there no no the
01:11:22| most Jewish man died before their wives you know how cause they wanted men I was
01:11:27| thing about the women's line I said it wrong the first so I corrected it by the
01:11:31| time you caught on but it was too late you're like because I work I killed it
01:11:36| anyway no no no I've already succeed under and they were gonna doing that
01:11:39| back so it's okay I'm fine the one study that I did find interesting about men
01:11:47| and women growing up his children like giving them toys just letting them roam
01:11:50| around a room and letting them pick pretty much between like dolls and
01:11:56| trucks so female babies will pick who's been
01:12:04| autism do we go female babies we'll pick between most lifelike toys like a
01:12:10| majority of the time it's like 60 something 70% of the time whereas male
01:12:14| children will pick between like inanimate objects most of the time
01:12:19| really yeah so like it's an its inherent inside of our genetics or our brains to
01:12:25| be wired towards something else so I count finger in a face right now
01:12:29| I'm sorry yeah do you think we can influence genetics you mean over years
01:12:35| of breeding like men are always hunters mentor always hunters do you think if
01:12:40| women were always hunters women role hunters our genetics would change so if
01:12:44| you took away the necessity over time people to become more and more like I
01:12:47| don't know do you think I have no idea I think so yeah but again we would have to
01:12:55| be able to give birth to children I think that's the main differentiator
01:12:59| right and we can't yeah yep yeah dammit I will say that I think I'm a CBO sexual
01:13:14| I knew it yeah parents kept saying yeah yeah they think they must have known
01:13:24| from early age that I was really attracted to someone's mind and how it
01:13:27| works I guess maybe maybe part of it I don't
01:13:34| know but again I'm gonna bring it back to Danica Patrick who was on said
01:13:39| persons podcast podcast tonight yeah yeah she's the female driver the one and
01:13:47| only female driver in NASCAR that actually has won a race there were oh
01:13:52| that one races I don't know of as we want a race but she went on like a
01:13:55| season or a week on what don't call don't diminish it don't diminish it
01:14:01| she's still done plenty but she's very chill you're not yeah through the
01:14:07| podcast she's very chill relaxed and she was a tip
01:14:10| so you think that she'd really care about driving in cars and all that stuff
01:14:15| and she was totally like yeah I don't only care they give me a car I Drive it
01:14:19| it's free and I was like man I love that one cuz she's cheap she's super value
01:14:29| oriented baby oh yeah turn me on I love it when you save money do you think so
01:14:41| we're up to a minute 15 if you want to multiply it by 60 I wrong in that number
01:14:51| cuz an hour is based on a 60 minute procedure nursing multiplied by 115 it
01:14:58| would have to be by 108 or something I don't try new math this is my third two
01:15:06| and a half I'm two and a half deep what I will say is that all oh shit sarpanch
01:15:19| dil e fill then dilly dilly dilly YUM he says that when he plays video games oh
01:15:27| no please any character except the female mm-hmm sometimes I switch it up
01:15:32| she's actually as people never I listen I like the catfish it's okay he says
01:15:39| will you plays portal features the main character is a female it's a robot then
01:15:45| the main character not GLaDOS hmm the one you are I guess you can select yeah
01:15:51| cuz you're Jenna you're always you it's it's a woman with stilts four legs cuz
01:15:58| that she takes no fall damage trust me on this okay I trust a shell or shell or
01:16:05| Shelli or Chell oh my god anyway um it's one of those in please
01:16:10| portal he selects the game he's made he can't pick a woman he just puts the
01:16:15| controller down and leave it sometimes we'll leave it for five days six days
01:16:18| doesn't even get past the first level so I said that's ridiculous wood used to do
01:16:24| when you play Metroid he said I got all the way
01:16:27| to the end hurry awesome takes off her helmet and
01:16:31| it's a woman like surprise famous yeah he ya power one with Nintendo
01:16:37| turned it right off said I don't need this shit the finish line was right
01:16:41| there he just need to walk one step you said
01:16:44| no no thank you and in one hand I respect his dedication
01:16:49| but on the other like dude like Dolph it's the 1990s right yeah huh I wish we
01:16:58| could all take a step back and think about the nineties you know now let's
01:17:03| play a little riff have no you're gonna go right into it every fluid yeah I was
01:17:13| like I was like this I felt it cuz that would be the perfect to play right there
01:17:16| right yeah it's a shame we can't relive this moment and do it right no I don't
01:17:23| think that brings us to the end of our episode night and Nick has the classic
01:17:37| saying oh yeah he's ruined it but it's okay III allow him he's fading away now
01:17:54| it's fading quick look like a vengeful gopher have a good
01:19:02| night
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