Transcript of Episode 9 - Double Standards
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00:00:04| well I'm Dan I'm that folks a little look away and we utter we form be on and
00:00:15| render with this finesse folks plural untanned er on panderer we have to war
00:00:25| on the pan yeah we have to warn you that we're illicit and we illicit see really
00:00:30| got to be over 18 to listen to us I'm highly getting anything and it doesn't
00:00:35| relate to anybody we know nope not even these opinions not even
00:00:38| ours no nor our employers yeah fire please yeah and what's our channel about
00:00:47| Nick I'd like to know about anything it's like two friends connecting on a
00:00:52| level that makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside and you're not even our friend is
00:00:56| another part we don't even know you either the best part you know you know
00:01:00| you at all you could be a serial killer oh well stuff who are you sure you don't
00:01:06| want to transition into a topical topic there oh well no no I wasn't gonna go
00:01:10| that although what if the serial killer did subscribe to the channel he was from
00:01:16| Alaska and he loved us but he was also serial killer my sympathy would be
00:01:24| skewed a little towards him like what's let's hear him out I feel
00:01:28| like we might lay out a plan to like do something to somebody and then he might
00:01:31| execute it and they come back to us like he tried to pin it on us
00:01:35| would we be guilty at all how would we know we wouldn't know no no what if they
00:01:43| caught him and then you know they were like why did you be he'll yeah no no no
00:01:49| he's in Alaska he doesn't even know us he's never made contact with us but he
00:01:53| loves the show so much that through hints in my podcast he found out the guy
00:01:58| who cut me off any chosen he's like they probably would have
00:02:03| wanted that and now that people are like why did you tell the story about that
00:02:06| guy he'd still be alive and I'm like I didn't do it Michael at all for telling
00:02:12| the story we're creating such fervor and that
00:02:15| man's heart murdered a stranger who bothered me that's like if you had a
00:02:22| superpower to will people to do what you wanted which I think this is definitely
00:02:26| like this is Jessica Jones Jessica Jones has that that guy who can talk people
00:02:31| into anything so here's all these servants and slaves and he makes them do
00:02:35| their bidding and then they like Astrid yeah they snap out of it and they're
00:02:38| like I don't know why I did that and then they shoot him or arrest the person
00:02:41| because they they committed murder I feel like that's a real easy way to make
00:02:46| money I don't even know how I just know you could oh yeah this guy was super
00:02:49| powerful super wealthy it's a pretty good show I'll I'll plug Jessica Jones
00:02:53| cuz the first heaven first season was pretty good actually
00:02:58| I don't know how the views worked on the last episode I think she might have
00:03:01| watched the last episode right okay well she might have a there's no way to know
00:03:05| for sure what's her name something Ritter yes
00:03:09| that's as far as I miss and Ritter it's Ritter I think I'm pretty bad - one of
00:03:17| us is married this guy he's trying to get all the comeuppance mmm I'm trying
00:03:29| to get them comeuppance oh I'm upping its kid I'm baby here we
00:03:33| go it's on the docket today huh do we have
00:03:38| corrections from last night I think I have one cronic precious did have one I
00:03:42| forgot I didn't write it down I was listening
00:03:44| yeah it's okay I think I maybe it'll jog my correction yeah no probably not
00:03:48| I was talking about Indy 500 and I said actually started okay so it's probably
00:03:57| wrong it was probably wrong yeah oh no that was definitely on my ass so I'd
00:04:01| like somebody to correct me because I think it was after 1916 which is
00:04:05| probably also wrong correction it's already here right now continuous
00:04:12| correction I do find one of the more interesting aspects of relative time
00:04:19| there to be a spot right there it's not gonna fix itself any nuns in
00:04:26| relative time is an interesting thing where if I think of my lifetime when
00:04:32| something happened in 1980s like it's important to me I'm like whoa I was
00:04:37| alive part of that like so yeah even though I was a baby or didn't I didn't
00:04:41| know it happily right but then if like someone's like Oh in 69 they invaded so
00:04:47| and so and then it was a bad war and I ran like a father and I'm like who cares
00:04:52| that was before anyone was around it's just weird that that's where it starts
00:04:56| and then someone says like the 1920s and that might as well be the 1960s to me
00:05:01| like I know there's 40 years in a whole world I'm in-between but I'm like 10,000
00:05:06| the only difference oh that's where I'm going with this
00:05:09| so then you go back to like 1,400 and I'm like that might as well be 1,600 and
00:05:13| it might as well be 1,200 and it might as well be zero I don't give it's all
00:05:18| before way before me or anything like close to me like no one I know knowing I
00:05:24| know who know no one who know I know I knew I know no check that
00:05:30| but you're a person 100% and it probably is every year back then was just as
00:05:36| important as every year now right yeah and that person's impulses and emotions
00:05:40| you're probably the same way which is real weird cuz I think time pass like
00:05:45| that for them I'm like yeah you know like couple million people died back in
00:05:52| yesterday the guy who got hit by a car and like it's a bigger deal because it
00:05:56| happened in my life and my time it was near me and it's just weird I guess
00:06:01| that's time relativism I made that term up but it's probably going relatively I
00:06:05| kind of like think that's my word of the day folks time relativism it's time
00:06:10| relative to yourself and as you speed away everything gets faster and faster
00:06:15| and faster and faster until it doesn't mean shit to you and that's the
00:06:20| scientific terminology so uh I kind of saw the same thing like I kind of made
00:06:25| the same realization in Reverse about Pompeii there's like Pompeii had people
00:06:31| who died instantly but they were in case forever so it was
00:06:35| the first like you know in the hugs you know they were either hugging there
00:06:39| wasn't a selfie this lava-covered them they were it was like a picture not a
00:06:45| selfie a picture of it was lava it was more like a plume of ash panic
00:06:50| pyroclastic oh yeah oh yeah what look at that look at that were jocks for rocks
00:06:55| baby I was at GE Oh 107 was a great course
00:07:01| oh wait real quick story okay I took rocks for jocks cuz I heard it was
00:07:06| pretty easy and I love that geology stuff I'm in college I was senior or
00:07:11| junior year did some electives I just need some credits throw me to him
00:07:16| credits and it was in one's big classes like 60 people lecture hall meet two
00:07:21| times a week and I think I saw the professor and he was like playing Duran
00:07:29| Duran or something and I was like it just seemed odd but he played it before
00:07:34| the class I was like I was like yeah that's a cool Duran Duran song and he
00:07:37| like took me inside he was like don't do it no no that's obviously that's Frankie
00:07:42| Goes Hollywood thank you that's not drink corrections
00:07:47| for this podcast begin right now and it was five seconds ago when Dan said relax
00:07:53| too far in the past I don't care about it anyway
00:07:58| so the teacher said um I'll have you know my son used to play for Duran Duran
00:08:02| so that's awesome he's Y used to he died of uh I think he
00:08:06| answers something but he was their bass player and I said oh that's awesome I
00:08:09| play bass - I love Duran Duran songs I said to him I've never played a Duran
00:08:13| Duran solo bass what I probably could have coos I interviewed class what was
00:08:18| your name again and I was like it's Nick he broke down he wrote some down he's
00:08:22| like all right I got you Thanks and then like I skipped like five
00:08:28| classes in a row this didn't go and I showed up for the
00:08:32| test I think I did okay thanks remember walk off them at the end
00:08:35| I was like yeah I've been looking up some of them Duran Duran songs they're
00:08:39| hard to play he must've been pretty good he was like yeah thanks anyway
00:08:44| I did not show over any courses I'm pretty sure did bad on my two tests and
00:08:48| I didn't do a project on he gave me an a-minus
00:08:50| Wow and ever since I actually it worked in Reverse or I pretended I loved Duran
00:08:56| Duran back then to get the a but now that I got the a I'm like I owe it to
00:09:01| Durant Durant so I kind of lived through their video you know was enjoy the stock
00:09:05| a little bit yeah and it's almost like shout out to the ex bass player thank
00:09:10| you I mean and your dad's pretty cool and I
00:09:14| did come away with a pirate pyroclastic flow and that's the one class that you
00:09:19| went to no no I didn't go do okay that course it was on the test tenir like oh
00:09:26| this is gonna haunt me unless I know how to play bass for Duran Duran huh well I
00:09:33| was going back to the Pompeii as people were frozen in time guys and they can
00:09:37| you know they they chop away at the volcanic rock and then showed that ashes
00:09:42| in a can - and pyroclastic flows and then these like brothel like one of the
00:09:48| things is like they have this pristine brothel back then and it's a tiny little
00:09:51| smaller than my bedroom but they have these little tiny like a lot of
00:09:56| similarities and little nooks so where the where the I guess you'd call them PC
00:10:02| word is the horse bang would be and each each one had their own little symbol and
00:10:07| they had like a notch like for how many times they've gone at it so like that
00:10:12| dad are really good so they have more like you know 5 out of 5 this is the
00:10:16| greatest tour in this whorehouse like it's like those people a thousand years
00:10:22| I don't even know how this is probably wrong a thousand years ago two thousand
00:10:25| years ago several thousand years ago they still had the same basic human
00:10:31| needs to plow yep thank you filling my words it's the old ham sack hard from
00:10:39| behind yeah but a really prone position so they it takes you back because you're
00:10:45| like you're like wait a second like these people were just as immature as we
00:10:49| are like there's penises drip drawn everywhere and it's just the only symbol
00:10:54| that will begin began the alien rocket ship when balls aliens literally if they
00:11:03| if you could sum boil down every picture painting
00:11:06| sculpture everything the most wrong thing might be I did it might be a penis
00:11:12| I could see my things rolling their eyes like culture but then in their
00:11:17| background there's totally like a three-prong sex organ but you know yeah
00:11:21| they there's a and a morphus blob where their crotch would be it's drip that's
00:11:26| somehow even though you can't join yes drawn everywhere in their culture that's
00:11:32| the word of the day by the way a more mature the nice an anal is amorphous
00:11:38| ever before any word but blow go uh you could use it in front of anything really
00:11:44| what are you trying to find it so there was this cheeseburger an amorphous
00:11:51| cheeseburger they like there's a slice of cheese that
00:11:54| were obviously different so they put two different cheeses on the cheeseburger
00:11:57| nice well if they called and went into shapes and kept in their shape and other
00:12:02| ones that just melt and become amorphous they just thought well I mean described
00:12:09| as a wire any more of this blobs of cheese what you're gonna say are you I'm
00:12:15| not gonna say blobs you thought about it you were like they're just these
00:12:19| amorphous blue things of cheese the weird thing is that the the cheese that
00:12:24| can stay in slices it doesn't taste as good as think amorphous cheese they may
00:12:29| be amorphous cheeses like pure fat I guess so it's like constantly changing
00:12:34| form as it enters your mouth near something that's good fast delicious
00:12:38| then that sounds like a sci-fi sex dream I had a more of this getting in that
00:12:45| mouth and just I wouldn't taste your dream tastes worse than my burger
00:12:50| burgers delicious Oh rocky on a knock
00:13:03| oh no Tom Petty died wait but our next topic oh I heard you went cardiac arrest
00:13:09| and you go to the hospital anyway this is real talk folks my least favorite
00:13:15| artists on the radio the old rock face grant is Tom no he's my least favorite I
00:13:19| hate his guts Tom Petty I always wish the worst on Tom Petty please this is a
00:13:25| fun argument free fallin all of it yeah well hold on what I was when I heard
00:13:31| this news a few hours ago I was terribly terribly destroyed and so might say why
00:13:36| hey Tom Petty no because now he's gonna be all over the airwaves and avoidable
00:13:42| this is like a live would want him to be dead
00:13:49| it happens regardless of my feelings towards you wearing one white glove are
00:13:54| you Michael Jackson yes that's Tito right here Lotito it's
00:14:01| our tribute to rock and roll and Michael is that Tom Petty asked with one white
00:14:06| go up to really walk outside sir dancing the dogs really upset is good old oats
00:14:41| I'm gonna go blast them please do very fallen see if you're Tom Petty and he
00:14:47| knew you're dying wouldn't you try to jump over a balcony or something so you
00:14:52| could be free fallin I think so yeah if we keep this in the podcast which I care
00:14:59| less notice that I was shook with terror my white gloves Ennis right out at well
00:15:08| I was more worried that it was gonna attack all my electronics or something I
00:15:12| was like oh my god what did I do and I was like
00:15:15| thinking I was like don't you something really terrible there's like a calm
00:15:18| petty guy I was like that's the best no that's like when my girlfriend calls me
00:15:25| or my wife either one Oh your girlfriend cause you watch her wiping my wife calls
00:15:33| me it's like it's like something awful has happened I know it cuz like more
00:15:37| than more than 50% of time it's terrible something terrible's happened
00:15:41| you don't want to talk to your other it's just regular day you're having a
00:15:44| good time that would ruin everything with it yeah skip right to a call no
00:15:47| text you're like oh you start to sweat you don't even even hear the word hello
00:15:54| and you're just like for the podcast I've been wearing these shoes tied all
00:16:03| day relax in about one second folks I could just feel the steam coming off
00:16:11| those so there's modeling right there your smiles taking the shoes on it's a
00:16:21| smirk or smile let me tell you folks it's a little of both
00:16:26| it's pretty good I have a reverse smile interesting but we call that a frown in
00:16:32| some administers but that doesn't sound as good as a smoker smile ha ha
00:16:36| or reverse it so that guy I changed offices and I'm comfortable in the
00:16:41| office I I have like a little nook I changed everything around so the
00:16:44| furnitures awkward so yeah any times have been laid there or whatever and uh
00:16:48| none but that's maybe in the future drawings of penis
00:16:52| oh wait 30 years or something because then I could retire in a blasted glory
00:16:58| mm-hmm but so my previous office had a window and I could see out of it and I
00:17:05| could see when it was raining so I love rain and I love like the weather and all
00:17:09| that jazz you know your dark brooding horrible no rain so um this is kind of
00:17:20| like working entire inside of a submarine and I don't know anything
00:17:24| that's happening outside of my little office because it's all
00:17:27| encapsulated and the walls are actually metal for some reason they austere over
00:17:32| like yeah it's like cladding or some bullshit so uh I walked outside to go to
00:17:37| lunch and it was pouring and I go damn it now I gotta walk back up to my office
00:17:41| and get my umbrella I said I just like had a little moment
00:17:45| like inside my body I felt like a tear form even though your body 75% water I
00:17:50| could feel the water just kind of come together and form a tear right right in
00:17:55| my heart it's like you were that distraught about having to walk back up
00:18:00| or your office or I'll never see rain again because I'm stuck inside that
00:18:04| office until I retired didn't we just do a podcast on the rain that destroyed
00:18:08| your state yeah but I was fine I'm sure other people thought that starts to rain
00:18:13| and they have flashbacks but I'm just like okay that's interesting that's a
00:18:18| pretty I guess upside-down smile yeah yeah that
00:18:26| office but hopefully the jobs okay cuz it's a different job interesting so uh
00:18:31| jobs underwear next whoa wait a second wait a second got it we got to react to
00:18:36| this situation or scenario here you got the other situation or scenario like you
00:18:40| know I do actually okay maybe it'll jog my memory so
00:18:45| imagine if nothing bad could happen to you nothing bad could happen to you
00:18:51| specifically I'd have sex with everybody okay but ha so the the question is
00:18:58| really how would that affect other people and how would you feel about
00:19:01| nothing bad ever happening to you Oh in general oh lucky like you know life yeah
00:19:08| you could speed through a red light and you'd be fine mm-hmm but other people
00:19:12| are like a luck thing almost like a luck thing uh the opposite of cursed yeah
00:19:17| exactly and oh my god we can make this a movie and call it hashtag blessed and
00:19:23| what's ironic is you're like oh dudes plasti can do anything but really it
00:19:27| turns out that that's the curves yeah it's like finally closures for everybody
00:19:30| else not necessarily but not blessed like you obviously so eventually they're
00:19:38| going to get the bad end of the stick yes we say yeah
00:19:41| I guess eventually the movie like most movies I'm relating it to the movie but
00:19:47| it can be applied to real life because most movies are biographies only Russell
00:19:53| in Waterworld ah Jesus a car you don't escape from a
00:19:58| Laker yeah haven't tossed our war world no Kurt Russell and sky high the kids
00:20:04| movie that's like really what he did for a day
00:20:07| don't ask in college we used to get a university pizza cost five dollars from
00:20:12| full pizza I think I had that beach full pizza University University of pizza
00:20:16| slightly better than a Leo's yeah okay I was gonna say worse but it's about you
00:20:21| slightly better it was if I thought for a whole pie me or the nun stomp but they
00:20:25| would always come in the boxes for the movie skyhigh starring Kurt Russell huh
00:20:30| how I knew so much about that child's movie well that's fantastic
00:20:34| just a little sidebar for you all yeah um you and expound yes just on the movie
00:20:42| premise sorry I think this movie would start out great he starts like not even
00:20:48| wanting to really take advantage of it he's like I don't know if I ask for a
00:20:51| raise from my boss and everyone's like nervous around him he's like I'm gonna
00:20:54| do I'm gonna do it and he asked for a $2 raise and the boss is like sure why not
00:20:58| you're very lucky today Joseph you know and he gives him the raise and he's like
00:21:05| then like you know ten minutes down the movie he's wearing shades and he's like
00:21:08| walking into a place is like can I have a watch for free you're like yeah you're
00:21:12| the millionth customer or what I was coincidence and he gets a free watch
00:21:16| it's like a Rolex you know he's got shades as Rolex he has new money he sees
00:21:22| an attractive girl he's like you want to sleep with me and she's like yeah his
00:21:28| wife kind of finds out but like she tries to sue in court and for some
00:21:32| reason like all this stuff is exposed about her like she's uh I know she
00:21:37| doesn't pay her taxes and stuff and the judge is like I'm sorry we're rolling in
00:21:40| favor of him and he's like sorry like I win I guess I still win everyone's like
00:21:46| I think you're still going pretty good for him and then like the next scene
00:21:50| he's like yeah you get an erection someone's like I got
00:21:54| these pills and I think he gets all these pills and you're like this is
00:21:58| weird I guess he won that one but I couldn't get interaction and then all of
00:22:02| a sudden like he's like you said speeding through red lights just trying
00:22:05| to feel something and all these other people are getting in car accidents and
00:22:08| he's like terrible I'm fine I mean he's like getting out of tickets he's like
00:22:13| please arrest me make me pay for my crimes he's screaming
00:22:19| and they're like this guy's crazy let's give him a teeny deal and I think
00:22:22| he's famous he's winning more and more money more and more bad things are
00:22:26| happening to people around him and he's just screaming pulling out his hair
00:22:28| everyone's like this guy Joseph is it genius
00:22:32| he's artistic and now you're like you're going insane and people are donating
00:22:37| money to you and everyone around you is just falling apart and you're getting
00:22:40| more and more money more and more Fame and you're like hmm the movie got dark
00:22:46| didn't it for as much happiness is in that movie anyway and then like as he's
00:22:52| screaming and like he's covered in blood but it's not his own blood somehow
00:22:55| someone else died right before he tried to kill himself he's covered in their
00:22:59| blood it just says like lust anyway that's how
00:23:06| I make sure hurt be going that should be her celebrity challenge to her oh so we
00:23:16| set it up yeah can he just pour fake blood on himself and then hashtag
00:23:20| blessed I don't know he's got the guts for it
00:23:24| things got the guts for it come on card and Lannister lately wait help us
00:23:32| Kevin Costner versus Kurt Russell who it's a blood order yeah looking blood
00:23:40| all blood and I'm like bloody better yeah the bloodiest what bloody wrists
00:23:45| like the more bloody wrists the most bloodiest that kind of favors Kevin
00:23:51| Costner because he doesn't have to say anything
00:23:54| are you saying he's a bad actor they're great friends of the pot yet anyway
00:24:02| we accept either ooh that's pretty good that's pretty
00:24:09| good I like it small tear was it fear inside your heart I get slowly Rosen
00:24:18| it's slowly risen during the podcast to find its way up here
00:24:21| well interestingly not Wow well we're here at the unpaid hearse
00:24:26| Wow I saw a little flicker of metal right there what do you think it was Oh
00:24:30| is shiny I don't know I can't focus take my attention off of it here
00:24:34| that's it young handers we don't usually pay her but when we do get serious about
00:24:40| something it might be something like this that's Dolce and Gabanna
00:24:43| like whoo I can't even read that because it's so blurry but I bought a hammer so
00:24:47| it's on my phone and I'll take a blind look the other way cuz you oh we don't
00:24:53| hang a bio fantastic look at that well it's reflective too anyway
00:24:59| this bad boy is made from like they don't want a scientific study on
00:25:04| pheromones this is literally supposed to go into the olfactory bulbs of your
00:25:08| female friend I'm saying oh right up in here we got some sensors connected to
00:25:14| the brain the pleasure centers of the brain they connect down low
00:25:20| yes they do erogenous zones those guys tell you girls look away you buy this
00:25:26| stuff a couple sprays here come sprays here call sprays here couple sprays here
00:25:31| couple sprays here couple sprays here couple sprays up here comes Breeze in
00:25:35| the neck area couple sprays on your nipples and couple sprays in your and
00:25:41| boom I'll tell you what they're gonna start crawling towards on all fours like
00:25:46| some kind of zombie movie really covered in blood they willing to be able to see
00:25:49| straight their eyes are just taped over they can't see they're coming at you
00:25:53| they're coming at you it's like old people young people underage girls way
00:25:58| too old women this guy who looks like a girl
00:26:00| they're all chrome toward you and they just can't control their bodies oh my
00:26:05| god you're gonna get some you're gonna get any more than you think
00:26:09| yeah this one's actually made with deer Musk
00:26:12| oh dear Musk some kind of arsenic I mean don't drink it but it's beautiful
00:26:18| you smell like something a Greek god and I'm telling you around your family
00:26:24| unless you're you're into that anyway folks still take about a light-blue yeah
00:26:32| Wow for you Wow that's pretty fantastic just telling you what am i here and I'm
00:26:41| a guy needs some refractory time right here I only need about 30 seconds folks
00:26:59| I'm ready to go again well let me answer your yeah oh yeah oh
00:27:10| yeah okay let's move on to the next topic then we've already we're gonna
00:27:16| we're gonna cover it or something I can't even remember I'm so shocked
00:27:20| really that was fantastic Wow what's really awesome is you can't
00:27:27| even smell through the the speakers like trying to your hand goes away its luster
00:27:33| holy smokes isn't that pretty yeah breathe something
00:27:38| more than pheromones here man it's a bond you want I could do a side bar that
00:27:44| I really actually firmly believe in is something new to me and something I am
00:27:48| way onboard limit marks sidebar um I listen to music more than
00:27:56| you metal this is fact you can't and won't my did I apologize because I can
00:28:03| listen at work I was at home will someone workout I listen when I'm just
00:28:06| playing it whatever no big mmm you froze I did not freeze just keep you
00:28:12| on okay I thought you were frozen stone-faced so I've never paid for a
00:28:19| music subscription I illegally download all my music occurred on the night I
00:28:25| hear say here's that Thursday yeah say an evil website or anything
00:28:30| anyway it's getting harder I'm getting older I don't the time to do this but I
00:28:37| don't want to sign up for like Spotify or uh no I don't want to join any of
00:28:42| these stupid things I don't get maybe I'm getting old the other problem is I
00:28:47| don't believe in the quality the song is when you get it from like these
00:28:51| streaming websites gotta be like ninety-six maybe 128 something doesn't
00:28:55| it so I broke down and I paid for my first
00:29:00| one 30 day free subscription Google hmm so now I google music I'm in and I did a
00:29:09| lot of research it is free for 30 days so whatever it's on YouTube but better
00:29:15| well the other cool thing is it came with YouTube bread I was like it both
00:29:19| Wow what I used to do is watch all music like Michael Cuban aku follow and watch
00:29:25| a porcupine song porcupine tree sees me open whatever whoever I want to listen
00:29:30| to I would usually google it and then look for the video right the problem
00:29:36| with that is a the amount of bandwidth you're using for a video oh yeah and on
00:29:41| mobile is my turn to get lunch 44 P make sure right and I never think to do it
00:29:46| right right the other problem is battery it's like
00:29:49| the full screen is on hey you can't minimize that you don't aim like you're
00:29:54| if I minimize it or go to text someone or something happens it's all like sound
00:29:58| Club no no no not at all SoundCloud is awful - I hope they want to throw us
00:30:03| money down at the bad ways that's yes we will always denounce but um all that was
00:30:12| going on and I was just like battery bandwidth all my data is YouTube videos
00:30:18| of literally listen to songs so I did google music and I friggin love it they
00:30:23| have what the weirdest rare stuff I can find like I'm something fighting songs
00:30:27| by plenty I don't nobody knows who that is he's like a solo guitarist who goes
00:30:31| like ridiculous stuff he is like a GoFundMe page type stuff but like these
00:30:36| are like guys who barely even have record labels and I can find him in all
00:30:40| the CDs so I was like whatever for all the rarest stuff to make sure
00:30:44| getting my money's worth free 30-day trial I looked up like Racer X like some
00:30:48| weird 80s guitar dude Paul Gilbert I'm playing it his stuff I'm like okay I
00:30:53| have trouble finding something something so good I looked up all my favorite rare
00:30:57| stuff and so far I haven't not found anything I even looked up for my dad I
00:31:04| added him to the plan because it's a family plan and for 30 days in my vault
00:31:07| and Randy oh dude 100% will be there guarantee oh
00:31:13| yeah you're fine bro bye looking glass it's awfully kind of I
00:31:18| listen to more music than everyone I told you but what I'm finding is just I
00:31:23| can minimize a screen I just hit play all these guys I can make my own
00:31:27| playlists I can import all my music if I want I haven't done that because it's
00:31:32| Google might figure me out but I'm digging the hell out of it
00:31:37| Google can predict your life well the choices that you're making right now and
00:31:43| on there but I don't listen to the recommendations most recommendations for
00:31:48| music is hope amateurs you'll die at 50 and they are
00:31:52| you achieving your goals and then it's like well they're they might be on to
00:31:57| something I'm just saying but I love Google music
00:32:01| I don't even care if they pay me it's awesome and I when the time comes on let
00:32:05| pay $9.99 a month for it how's that Sam we'll see what happens when you have to
00:32:09| pay money for it me me in 28 days I can't stand it it's garbage Carol
00:32:15| unbelievably although why isn't this free 33 cents a day I don't think so
00:32:23| they do it right yeah I wish there was an exhale click the X let's close this
00:32:29| ad so sorry for my sidebar but I love Google music everyone do it for free
00:32:39| it's weird because in college one of our classes was neural networks and one of
00:32:45| the one of the guys in class actually made an oral network to figure out what
00:32:48| you liked and he broke it down by like does it work it actually did it was they
00:32:54| figured out like the different instruments inside of the music
00:32:57| and then broke it down by like rhythm and like it can sorts of stuff
00:33:01| Pandora I don't know if he ever worked on that eventually because do you know
00:33:05| what he did years later he did not work on Pandora I
00:33:08| can guarantee that okay because pandora has something where home
00:33:11| shit it'll say like just once Pandora though right well that might be more to
00:33:17| do with who they have in the database yeah didn't mean they might not have
00:33:21| access to everyone so they have to give you whoever yeah they haven't really
00:33:24| they have a pretty sweet breakdown it's like you I noticed you like songs with
00:33:28| minor tonality in the key of E with heavy percussive drums and it's like
00:33:35| whoa that was pretty deep it's like you like things and I'm like yeah I guess I
00:33:39| do yeah yeah Pandora what do you got and
00:33:41| then it's like here's another game Matthew song and you're like it's not
00:33:45| where I was going I'll let this up finish your game listen I'm not giving
00:33:49| it not giving it a thumbs up I'll let you finish but I'm not gonna do like
00:33:56| college for you Wow sure yeah for me yeah so what you are shift let's shift
00:34:08| the whole thing I'm curious about double standards thing about slice
00:34:14| double standard don't spinners they exist I definitely think so
00:34:18| I'm gonna hit you up with a quiz to start which is gonna summarize
00:34:22| everything so I'm gonna say you're gonna you're gonna say male or female and I'm
00:34:28| gonna say it like a profession or an act or something and you tell me what you
00:34:33| think like the most predominant person male or female would be and that will be
00:34:38| able to leverage but let's go okay homemade butter real bad homemaker
00:34:42| what would homemaker be I think who's the computer questioning about man or
00:34:48| woman male a man or woman yet I'm thinking about man you're thinking about
00:34:51| a male homemaker okay all right homo Omega oh okay
00:34:56| cared came over a caregiver I'm thinking a whole woman okay athlete it's no
00:35:04| offense it is a man yeah anyway guy breadwinner I think that's shifted I
00:35:10| one sticking man now I'm like I answer the damn question man still but it's
00:35:16| getting damp with those things in it we'll get back to that about scientist
00:35:21| it's a man intellectual man I'm sexist but spiritual leader man what about like
00:35:33| a group leader like a manager man what also got a writer man bastard order keep
00:35:45| God reporting woman director director now if it's biased man amuse woman a
00:35:54| lover that's pious man connect pieces okay
00:36:04| creator I'll say woman because I'm flipping a coin and I haven't said one
00:36:10| more than like twice yeah yeah and God man okay so I'm thinking of a man that
00:36:16| doesn't mean I think he is a man that's true in fact because he's more about
00:36:20| society than it does about me uh-huh plus you're a guy so it's like certain
00:36:24| things are meant to be biased in certain ways right I'm not saying women can't do
00:36:30| these things at all I'm literally the most woke person in this podcast I don't
00:36:36| know what that means see folks I'm whoa well I get lit yeah I think some of
00:36:43| those things are changing so I think homework you know anger and breadwinner
00:36:47| that could easily hold on do you think um so my answers were the this is the
00:36:53| society norm the what we've been people our age group probably think of those
00:37:00| answers the way I did right yeah probably
00:37:02| and probably most like the rate that goes most of our lives now would you say
00:37:06| at the time of this questioning that that is actually accurate but did you
00:37:11| get some studies like all right have no in actually Jesus so we don't know
00:37:15| because I think there's no right now more women are home like are more women
00:37:19| making homes more women in positions manage I would assume so because in like
00:37:24| cuz I know it's change will offense women can't even drive until no when
00:37:30| they actually passed it in what Saudi Arabia was the Saudi Arabia that they
00:37:34| allowed women to drive for the first time this is gonna be a big old correct
00:37:38| yep I believe so but what's funny is the joke I heard was they're finally letting
00:37:44| women drive over there about four years before a robot their cars drive
00:37:49| themselves I ruined the joke but anyway um what I
00:37:56| do think if I had to say the ones that are changing I want to say God is a
00:38:01| woman like that's the new hot belief isn't it believe yeah I mean I've heard
00:38:05| that in like different songs and different narratives what just the one
00:38:09| song what is it Oh God cuz I'm going there to meet ya really nineties
00:38:26| narrative yes exactly yeah the nineties were woke man we knew I feel like
00:38:31| there's a ocean breeze salty was that who sang that one
00:38:35| they have another song that has like his own Stokes his mama believed in a female
00:38:40| God okay and it's like I guess for me growing up a Christian ish yeah yeah
00:38:49| that's fair you never see female gods which is weird
00:38:52| we're just kind of weird huh he's like even today yeah last supper if you dig
00:38:58| into like da Vinci come in like they form like the chalice like they're
00:39:02| always looking for like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade are any in simple
00:39:06| okay I'm just saying which are one we're gonna mess crusade yeah correction
00:39:11| I'll ask him see a hundred percent believe it they're always looking for
00:39:13| the challenge like the thing you drank the wine I heard the chalice is actually
00:39:16| supposed to be you know the female womb it's supposed to hold the cradle of life
00:39:21| which is not a cup which is little stupid literal like why would you look
00:39:26| for a stupid Cup well how about the arm you chose poorly
00:39:30| or wisely what is well he does both right there's the guy that turns into a
00:39:37| skeleton melts wax away you choose classic classic Indiana Jones now do you
00:39:44| think that guy could get a job at Gap Ilse Ilse no stop buying the shitty
00:39:50| goods at Gap no no no do you think his his skeleton
00:39:56| body could get a job in like retail is what I was getting at I picked gap right
00:40:00| foot another clothes no would they let him work there I feel like they're like
00:40:05| they're so like you know everyone's body causative it's like anyone can work
00:40:09| there but like it's bones they're gonna let him work here let's say a corpse dig
00:40:14| it Rihanna Billie didn't really want that job okay well what if he wasn't
00:40:18| now what's your Excuse he's a hater your bones disgusting yeah it's like just a
00:40:24| skeleton peering over you asking if you if you found everything you wanted today
00:40:28| and you're like I'll take my business elsewhere
00:40:31| I might actually prefer that because then I wouldn't have any like bad breath
00:40:36| they wouldn't have any body odor you stink like hell dude who knows okay
00:40:41| they're completely dry I'm not gonna disagree with you because I don't know
00:40:50| can't even see his eyes it's eye holes then we don't have to make eye contact
00:40:54| that's perfect he might be making eye contact the whole time
00:40:58| it's not much perspective though and notice it too he such a sexist yeah or
00:41:03| you bad finna be she oh she's still your crotch doll guy you have to look at the
00:41:08| width of their hips and be like I think that skeleton belong to her at some
00:41:14| point he's like no but thank you you're like you have wonderful childbearing
00:41:18| hips for a man they're beautiful huh so I wanted to look good I want to go back
00:41:25| to the list actually I can do the same thing for race ooh okay
00:41:31| so black or white dad which is limiting but now see I feel bad because I'm gonna
00:41:37| go with what I think now reply my thing because I'm gonna
00:41:40| like picture a black woman as a manager or something because I've seen like
00:41:43| that's a new thing like everyone's like listen not that it's new but it's new
00:41:47| and in commercials it's new in society it's new in pictures and magazines which
00:41:53| is what good good I'll explain later you're looking at the postcard when the
00:41:57| heads like you know yes that would Hawaii the Asian the Indian and the
00:42:01| black and like yes oh firstly sent diversity everyone is diversity right
00:42:05| you know the cot the picture of everyone in college laughing and having a good
00:42:09| literally there are ghosts we have hot women and every nationality race and
00:42:13| every nationality right but I feel like that's a sign of the times I feel like
00:42:18| you wouldn't see a commercial for Cheerios isn't that the company that had
00:42:22| the gay couple it's like two guys are like it's dad and dad and like it has
00:42:28| like an uproar in the community because how could how could gate ads be happy in
00:42:32| like this like woo there's no one but I'll believe you
00:42:36| yeah I think it was Cheerios like a year ago but like it's it's new to pop
00:42:39| culture commercials okay good I'm sorry so I'm grading with that yes someone
00:42:44| some of these are I made the vers XO homewrecker probably doesn't matter but
00:42:49| I think still think it's a white guy when he's got those that belt and stuff
00:42:53| no it's white or black not thanks oh excuse me
00:42:58| it's white like this wine it's a white caregiver what I don't know I'd never
00:43:11| really thought of it I'm kind of and you're asking me to picture it rapid
00:43:15| fire so yeah everyone in the podcast thinks I only think blacks not racist
00:43:20| things like my dad or women I know him he's not racing I know if he's not
00:43:23| because I know him he is unable to be a racist athlete black I think it more
00:43:31| sports I mean I'm hockey yeah Wayne Simmons is pretty good magnet why so is
00:43:37| PK PK is ridiculous yeah yeah and I'm not even talking about the ones that are
00:43:43| actually sports that are peripheral proliferated
00:43:47| breadwinner wait yeah no no I just feel like it's like that the businessàman I
00:43:55| said man again I know you're not asking for it but that's what I'm picturing guy
00:43:59| with the suit it's like he's not only a financial bias towards like white what
00:44:03| you're gonna see once scientists turn what intellectual think white but like
00:44:12| sometimes I think like I'll say what you guys I think you're gonna flip a seal
00:44:17| right okay spiritual leader black yeah come on yeah
00:44:22| you get like the he's got soul boiler yeah I need to care about your soul man
00:44:28| laughing yeah black again but right now that sounds wait yeah isn't it a picture
00:44:37| look at random we're gonna talk who you to say something about group leader
00:44:40| manager that sounds like a witness said manager uh black years ago but feel like
00:44:45| now like yeah yeah yeah yeah I could see anybody actually reporter mr. diversity
00:44:53| what oh wow on the in the theology in the field asking questions yes you
00:44:59| haven't been able to give me fifty on any of these and yeah that's okay that's
00:45:06| the best part EMU's black that's how we're know I know
00:45:14| see it's a woman yes of course [Music]
00:45:19| lover lover I said ass but I think black yeah okay and with creator one who
00:45:32| creates this was a black and gosh thing and God
00:45:40| what this is I guess this is whatever some of those questions are like not
00:45:46| whatever you are and then other ones are whatever whatever are you I you know I'm
00:45:51| picturing so I'm picturing we're making a TV show when is the creator what is
00:45:56| the house guy what does the breadwinner gonna be and I'm just picturing what I'm
00:45:59| probably gonna see the most that's why I think it's different than what I grew up
00:46:03| thinking yeah I will give Hollywood credit they've also changed the lines a
00:46:07| little bit I'd say it isn't it isn't even yet obviously but before like I
00:46:12| said with that the Cheerios commercial like people were flipping it out when it
00:46:15| was like two dads yeah that's I feel like that's older people like older
00:46:21| people feel bad about stupid huh hundred hundred percent but that's not the point
00:46:25| the point is even if it's just older people that doesn't explain why it isn't
00:46:29| in commercials more do you know what I mean yeah which is an interesting point
00:46:34| so I guess they're trying to maintain some sort of standard then they they uh
00:46:39| they don't talk about but maybe they do right Michael it's closed doors maybe
00:46:42| maybe it's almost like they want it to be the way they remembered I guess which
00:46:48| is understandable but to the point where they don't want anything new is like
00:46:52| keep the stereotypes that don't make any sense and hold on if certain people
00:46:57| didn't have certain rights or weren't on equal footing back then they almost want
00:47:02| to keep doing that right to keep their their dream alive
00:47:06| yeah which like weird Peter so are they bad people sure thank good you know
00:47:12| English doesn't take any rules that are solely defined by being digit small or
00:47:19| small person what is he I really don't know his medical condition I don't know
00:47:23| I don't know his medical condition either cuz it shouldn't matter as an
00:47:26| actor he's good you know he's hating to watch regardless right do you was that
00:47:32| role made for a small person I don't think that it was the he does have roles
00:47:36| in like elf were right that's almost a cameo though yeah that's yeah that's
00:47:42| like so that's a comical on himself but being right Syrian cheek
00:47:47| yeah what's interesting now is in Game of Thrones I wonder if that was written
00:47:51| for now he is known as the bastard and the half man so I guess he was always
00:47:57| not perfectly visibly formed or something yeah cannot be disabled enough
00:48:03| another way you know right you're right that's interesting I guess it wouldn't
00:48:07| be fair to be like missing an arm because he already has a brother that's
00:48:10| missing I am so me no double the missing yeah you can't have two brothers with
00:48:16| missing hands let's just say at this point it's like I guess it was it just
00:48:22| ended for someone with me he could just be like a short person you know not
00:48:26| right or like shorten ugly what he's like he doesn't live up to is all
00:48:31| beautiful you know interesting so that kicks back into expectation of the
00:48:41| actual discussions or what you believe in like what people should be so now my
00:48:45| expectations are what do you believe you should be at this point and what did
00:48:50| your you know parents golf wife girlfriend what are they trying to levy
00:48:54| on you for what you should be I'll answer the questions do cuz I'm good cuz
00:48:59| I well you go first cuz I think you know which direction you want to go like I'll
00:49:02| say like I know for a fact my girlfriend's like always mad at me she's
00:49:07| like you should make a lot more money and I'm like why you make really good
00:49:12| money that's you know does hair yes good money so service and she said you
00:49:18| should be a lot more I'm like based on what like what she's like
00:49:22| she's a little older you being a man is what she's old on that well I don't
00:49:27| really think a little bit I think a little bit of his men make more money
00:49:32| they just do when you know I mean meanwhile I have very feminine traits
00:49:36| like my beautiful hair yeah it's glistening and I probably spend like a
00:49:41| ridiculous amount of time like raising my son
00:49:44| like it's very like I probably spent 3 to 4 days a week just like me and him
00:49:50| like tonight I mean yeah change a lot of diapers like yes and my son it was like
00:49:55| a portal asleep on me like 9 so it's like you know I'm the caregiver
00:50:01| in that situation right it is interesting not that you give care
00:50:07| please don't don't destroy us but I'm a big reason for me I should make more
00:50:13| money because I have a college degree and I'm always like wow everyone kinda
00:50:17| does now I mean yeah plus I'm still 15 years later paying like $500 a month for
00:50:23| it Thanks wow that's expensive you're telling me my wife had the same
00:50:31| sort like she's like well first move down here I'll give you a little facts
00:50:35| so when I first moved down here she was without a job that's a year or two and I
00:50:41| I was making a decent amount of money which was kind of small back then but
00:50:47| still I was supporting her and supporting the future so there's a
00:50:52| period where I said like what if I just like took off of work and like she could
00:50:55| probably support us on what she's making cuz it's close to what I was making when
00:50:58| we first started it's like she was like no you gotta you gotta you can't have a
00:51:02| job you got it and I'm like what I you know for that year and a half or
00:51:06| whatever you know I supported you and she's like I don't know about that like
00:51:12| I kind of like to take a year off you know it's not not really bite it would
00:51:16| be by choice whereas her decision was not not technically by choice right but
00:51:21| I would enjoy myself he find me outside in the backyard on slip-and-slide and
00:51:25| I'd be like ooh and she'd be like this is not acceptable this is pretty kid
00:51:30| right pre well I could they'd still be going to daycare so I I'd be okay I
00:51:36| didn't do we didn't do day here so yeah why am i you know I might have to if I
00:51:41| became the man at home mm-hmm I would probably have to decline daycare and do
00:51:46| it myself and then answer that yeah cuz it's like 10 grand a year or something
00:51:50| ridiculous that hurts a heavy stuff and to say no
00:51:58| your favorite thing feels that's not a deal that is not a deal it's a not a
00:52:03| deal I don't know how you met and then you get the guilt like if you're not
00:52:08| that your child it's like how could you spend you know X amount of money on
00:52:13| yourself and not to send them away and then spend more money send your kid away
00:52:17| from you serious stuff which isn't too heavy so let's shift over to luxurious
00:52:26| stuff oh you're ready for it unless you have some comments no no I don't and I
00:52:33| have a feeling I'm home listen for the podcast sake and for dance sake and for
00:52:38| everyone's sake I think I qualify as poor
00:52:42| [Applause] I think under 25,000 for a I think it's
00:52:48| around 20 okay then I'm above for but I'm not
00:52:51| you're borderline you're borderline I'm borderline a nice paid five hundred
00:52:55| eighty dollars a month and school fees but you probably didn't need right
00:53:03| though I wrote clastic that flow if this podcast baseboards onward good shape and
00:53:11| a hell of a good time but um what I will notice is I look at money differently
00:53:16| than most people some people listen to podcast will recognize this look at
00:53:21| things it's a not to sound negative it's like a hopelessness like you're in a
00:53:27| hole you'll never get out of so that's directional right the people
00:53:31| that are losing money and will continue lose money until death or something
00:53:36| awful people sure maintaining but not love truth and then people who are
00:53:41| excelling and enjoy what's interesting is they'll continue to accrue well well
00:53:48| I will say on the I go through spouts where I'm probably losing money for
00:53:53| several months at a time uh-huh but I also go through that's
00:53:57| where I'm holding level was several months at a time okay so I would think
00:54:03| it's bad but I think as soon as a couple things are paid off everything's just
00:54:08| gonna turn around and I'll be rich sounds good to me I was being I'm gonna
00:54:14| need to make you rich with us podcast I'm gonna try if we do it would
00:54:18| literally change my life give me lucky hold do it but um what's really funny
00:54:25| it's like the everyone sees me now they'd be like wow two years later he's
00:54:28| his whole personality changed yes Dan I'd like to say screw the poor people
00:54:35| I'll keep my yacht in the room with me this is filling up so daddy huge McDuck
00:54:42| has he slide sounds like gold coins I'd be you I really wish you could swim in
00:54:47| money like that that would be badass and yes I would I wouldn't share my wall so
00:54:51| don't I think I'm a good person at all so the question is like what things of
00:54:56| luxury have you acts the gun that you you you you know Google
00:55:02| music well it's about that luxury what do you tell that like out things you
00:55:06| been gifted or fought for yourself I'll go through either cars clothes watches
00:55:12| style lately but I mean things I'll buy for myself or I've been gifted trying to
00:55:17| check here I guess gifted doesn't count because it's not a okay so things I
00:55:23| would spend on myself yeah things that you don't I don't find
00:55:26| you I don't buy new clothes clothes are like this weird thing and it's also cool
00:55:30| because I'm a dad so there's like this aesthetic like heads don't go out buy
00:55:34| the newest style anyway baby but they were like ten-year-old well even just
00:55:38| wow that t-shirt I think I made this joke wanna progress is bud wise her I
00:55:44| mean of like knitting it because I bought it ten years ago or but like one
00:55:48| of the best commercials actually it was enjoyable that's what commercials pink
00:55:53| man that is yeah yeah maybe a few years after like Super Bowl commercials were
00:55:57| really funny but make sense going down right yeah there's only I mean now
00:56:02| choose has two guys kissing or something I don't even know that's not commercial
00:56:06| but not a cold curve weird hold pay runs anyway so like would you complain a pure
00:56:25| luxury it is it's above my pay grade which also I'll never be out of this
00:56:31| hole but anyway this is a brand new vehicle Wow it's newish its new age
00:56:39| somewhat forced you to buy it I had a two-door Jeep and it was the
00:56:44| hardest thing in the world to get my kid into a car seat because he's the 98th
00:56:48| percentile weight height so I bought a four-door you know that area you know
00:56:55| here's here's a good stat like all the luxury vehicles you see on the road like
00:56:59| all the Mercedes and Range Rovers yeah Jeep Wrangler is not a luxury vehicle
00:57:03| it's nice it's nice it's up there it's okay it's all I'm high-end but
00:57:08| right it is especially now nourish but like you get in that next here and two
00:57:13| thirty two thirds of all those vehicles that you see are not owned they're not
00:57:19| even little air leaks when they leases that you know or they're theirs oh
00:57:26| podcast and discussion to be made on continued leases people will if you have
00:57:35| had a leased vehicle you spend your money on your vehicle every month right
00:57:39| mmm-hmm adding to the baby you don't man collateral hole yeah right and then when
00:57:44| it comes time for that lease is up you lease a new vehicle because you didn't
00:57:48| put seven thousand dollars aside to put down to purchase one okay I mean it
00:57:53| makes sense it's one of those traps that the bankers and all I guess I'll called
00:57:57| the car industry wants you to get into right but I guess the banker the car or
00:58:03| the dealership they all bank on the vehicle not losing that much value I
00:58:08| know they'll try and hit you up you ding it up but let's just say Honda Civics go
00:58:13| in the tank as far as the industry is concerned they've been renting it now
00:58:17| it's off their hands the money you accrued from the lease if you're the
00:58:21| dealership or whoever you still are taking a risk we're now well this Honda
00:58:26| Civics worth jack-shit now the cars drive themselves or now the new civic is
00:58:31| out a different body type so you do take a risk
00:58:34| I assume yeah I mean there's a basic sound force you sure for the most part
00:58:42| that they're winning yeah plus I think if if Honda comes out with
00:58:46| a bad car so so speak and there's something that happens I think that
00:58:50| there's probably a warranty or something that protects them it's probably
00:58:55| somebody building shorts everywhere yeah I mean I'm pretty sure they're covered
00:59:00| in every possible way because they they own the hardware that they're trying to
00:59:04| sell you for the lease to you for the period of time rentier yeah
00:59:10| so that goes to I guess what what is attainable luxury and what is
00:59:17| like out of your reach like if you were to envision yourself in the future
00:59:19| enjoying life yeah check out cell phones how about people who make under twenty
00:59:25| thousand dollars a year like we said legally or government or whatever
00:59:30| recognize poor people do you think any of them purchase cell phones that cost
00:59:36| several hundred dollars this is what I live in a very big Republican state so
00:59:42| most of the people are at sheer like outside works Obama what is there
00:59:48| supposed to be like I hear that they're like cell phones
00:59:53| you get like a bass smartphone just for being a citizen of the United States
00:59:58| okay I kind of agree with that still a multi-hundred dollar phone that you have
01:00:06| to pay data on and stuff I think it's living beyond one's means but that is
01:00:12| the new means of everyday life that's true that the bottom line has my risen
01:00:18| so much that you kind of need it because you buy the Internet josh'll it's an
01:00:23| everyday necessity right yeah and you don't see I'm I'm not around a lot of
01:00:28| poor people but I'd I never see them with flip phones or you know just
01:00:31| talking on the path now that smart those they have smart phones yeah right it's
01:00:36| an they might have been its restrictions or data whatever overages
01:00:40| yeah to new normal what's funny is I think a lot of all poor people actually
01:00:44| get hit with data over just more than the average person to because their
01:00:47| plans are a lower graded plan and who just because you have a lower grade plan
01:00:52| most people still use their smartphone about the same every day with you're
01:00:56| black you're white you're rich you're poor you probably use your phone most of
01:00:59| the day when you're bored everything else
01:01:00| problem is the rich people have a plan that gives them eight gigs or whatever
01:01:04| there find someone who might be poor has like the one gig you know usage who the
01:01:12| hell is gonna use one gig for all month like doing to me especially if that kids
01:01:15| this you're going over and now not only is your phone that cost more than you
01:01:21| can afford probably you're getting killed
01:01:24| charges so that goes into perception they all these people have apparently
01:01:29| perfect lives but then they're spending a ridiculous amount of money that they
01:01:32| don't have keep up with the Joneses type deal yeah thank you imagine there are
01:01:37| people out there without smartphones right what percent of the US population
01:01:43| probably does not have a smartphone I really have no idea so I'm going blonde
01:01:48| we can look up Phoenix in Zurich for a living so I don't see like I've never
01:01:53| gone to like lunch and seeing people with a phone like I don't even know if
01:01:58| they make it they wouldn't they wouldn't win that out I mean what do you whooping
01:02:01| an ounce of shame fly no what are you doing with it you're not looking
01:02:05| anything up well you might as well call my friend Joey I guess you can still
01:02:12| text with me so I apologize of it that would be pretty good I I would imagine
01:02:18| it's under 10% don't have any form of smart phone I could be way off
01:02:23| maybe it's like 50% but I would gather it's like in the 10 percentage I don't
01:02:29| know technology is weird because they start mass producing things and it
01:02:32| becomes cheaper like as they they shrink down the amount that they produce for
01:02:36| the old flip phone it becomes more and more expensive as you know it doesn't
01:02:40| make it logical right no but right the amount of production find a minute folks
01:02:46| econ 101 I took that in college I'm still paying for that let's use econ 101
01:02:49| splendid sure interesting moving on to our last subject of the evening which is
01:03:02| it sure is uh-huh so I'm just gonna shift into that so
01:03:11| when you're when you're essentially like you start living life kind of become a
01:03:15| consumer do it like what are you aspiring to because when you're when you
01:03:21| going to college did you aspire to have like a certain vision of life no no I'm
01:03:28| a very in the moment individual yeah you can tell I was I know Mr Dan over there
01:03:33| he had a 30-year plan or something it goals he's makes
01:03:38| spreadsheets and he still makes spreadsheets daily at work of where he
01:03:41| can be what he attains to be how much money something would cost how much you
01:03:45| need to save for something very astute student of the game
01:03:48| I do like looking about I do like looking back at like my 5-year plan five
01:03:52| years ago and seeing that like there was a period there where I just dwelled and
01:03:56| I did nothing and then office in zigboo like I met while I'm where my plan was
01:04:00| going and it's like obviously the changes that were I I made were not you
01:04:06| know they're not normal because I forced the issue and I was like I need a raise
01:04:10| at work and then all of a sudden in my plan just realigned hey Dan would you
01:04:15| say your life is hashtag blessed he starts crying blood single theory
01:04:31| nothing happened to me and that's a bad thing
01:04:36| yeah we've realized today folks terrible terrible terrible so that's what I was
01:04:45| going I mean um this vision of what you your life would be our life will be
01:04:53| honestly my kid ruined every I mean just from a time well put it this way um I
01:05:02| thought my life would stay similar to how it was in college I have my best
01:05:07| friends forever I drink off with them we watched the
01:05:11| Flyers we party we weren't friends damn I had room for you in my future
01:05:17| I didn't say there was no Dan's allowed I just what a pity several dance
01:05:24| speaking went real quick let's get this out of the way other Dan huge listen to
01:05:30| the podcast what'd he do he did something didn't he he accidentally
01:05:34| bought a goat on the internet oh man is he getting cheese and milk I don't know
01:05:40| he went by I think he wanted to buy an alpaca but uh something like refused or
01:05:48| for clicks of the mouse and next thing you know they're litter
01:05:52| delivering a goat to his house I mean it does provide he named it designer hold
01:05:59| on sexy soldering named it here's the weird
01:06:02| part it's a boy he's the neighbors have called the cops on twice now for
01:06:10| indecent exposure he claims has nothing to do with sexy Sandra but he has to
01:06:17| keep there's literally right well yes and this is the other problem there's a
01:06:22| school directly out back of his house well they're saying he might have been
01:06:27| register as a sex offender because of this one go Ebola normal out I can't
01:06:32| even get in a little detail Stokes it blows my mind he should come on the
01:06:35| podcast one time but moving on yeah like yeah I mean I believe it I very believe
01:06:45| it but I have all my Dan friends I have only other friends college people and I
01:06:51| thought just as you get older you do the same things you just know you do them
01:06:56| and your hangovers are more and you make more money no no but it turns out you
01:07:02| grow a little more distant your text messages aren't answered as quickly life
01:07:08| gets in the way other sometimes you go podcast you hate their guts just
01:07:16| everything dress a little bit at a time but I imagine it will continue to do so
01:07:20| until we are dead somber note you want to end on a somber note we should end on
01:07:33| a somber note a little naked people a little depressed just a little well like
01:07:37| I'll put it this way bring you up next time when you were well known is easy
01:07:41| when you were 13 12 15 when you started really have a friends you'd call them
01:07:45| you'd hang out with them go to the mall with them like you were like friends are
01:07:48| the coolest thing in the world they will be my best friend until the day I die
01:07:51| friendship is more important than anything like everything just this is so
01:07:55| cool someone who gets my life did you ever
01:07:58| like look at your parents and you're like why don't they have friends
01:08:02| strip 24 years later I look back I go it was because of me
01:08:10| you ruined their friendships you are ruining their lives and everyone will
01:08:16| drift a little bit like the universe everything's hot dense moving around
01:08:20| everything sexy everything's flying around new planets are forming and then
01:08:24| eventually we reached static equilibrium and then the heat death of the universe
01:08:30| you're dull you're just about floating around what's uh entertaining in life
01:08:36| just waiting to die blank void that's what he's doing just wishing you
01:08:45| wouldn't go into that void yeah so we're the unplanned or is all I need
01:08:51| a visit friends with Dan oh yeah first visit the old website clicky
01:08:59| clicky clicky clicky i likey yeah clicking come on one panderers calm
01:09:06| yeah go there folks in the meantime I just want to say I'm Nick I'm Dan and we
01:09:17| like other winners we like you a lot we're the up and you like your life we
01:09:24| are we're the up entertainers we're that matters we like you a lot like yes
01:09:40| you can click it all right
00:00:15| render with this finesse folks plural untanned er on panderer we have to war
00:00:25| on the pan yeah we have to warn you that we're illicit and we illicit see really
00:00:30| got to be over 18 to listen to us I'm highly getting anything and it doesn't
00:00:35| relate to anybody we know nope not even these opinions not even
00:00:38| ours no nor our employers yeah fire please yeah and what's our channel about
00:00:47| Nick I'd like to know about anything it's like two friends connecting on a
00:00:52| level that makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside and you're not even our friend is
00:00:56| another part we don't even know you either the best part you know you know
00:01:00| you at all you could be a serial killer oh well stuff who are you sure you don't
00:01:06| want to transition into a topical topic there oh well no no I wasn't gonna go
00:01:10| that although what if the serial killer did subscribe to the channel he was from
00:01:16| Alaska and he loved us but he was also serial killer my sympathy would be
00:01:24| skewed a little towards him like what's let's hear him out I feel
00:01:28| like we might lay out a plan to like do something to somebody and then he might
00:01:31| execute it and they come back to us like he tried to pin it on us
00:01:35| would we be guilty at all how would we know we wouldn't know no no what if they
00:01:43| caught him and then you know they were like why did you be he'll yeah no no no
00:01:49| he's in Alaska he doesn't even know us he's never made contact with us but he
00:01:53| loves the show so much that through hints in my podcast he found out the guy
00:01:58| who cut me off any chosen he's like they probably would have
00:02:03| wanted that and now that people are like why did you tell the story about that
00:02:06| guy he'd still be alive and I'm like I didn't do it Michael at all for telling
00:02:12| the story we're creating such fervor and that
00:02:15| man's heart murdered a stranger who bothered me that's like if you had a
00:02:22| superpower to will people to do what you wanted which I think this is definitely
00:02:26| like this is Jessica Jones Jessica Jones has that that guy who can talk people
00:02:31| into anything so here's all these servants and slaves and he makes them do
00:02:35| their bidding and then they like Astrid yeah they snap out of it and they're
00:02:38| like I don't know why I did that and then they shoot him or arrest the person
00:02:41| because they they committed murder I feel like that's a real easy way to make
00:02:46| money I don't even know how I just know you could oh yeah this guy was super
00:02:49| powerful super wealthy it's a pretty good show I'll I'll plug Jessica Jones
00:02:53| cuz the first heaven first season was pretty good actually
00:02:58| I don't know how the views worked on the last episode I think she might have
00:03:01| watched the last episode right okay well she might have a there's no way to know
00:03:05| for sure what's her name something Ritter yes
00:03:09| that's as far as I miss and Ritter it's Ritter I think I'm pretty bad - one of
00:03:17| us is married this guy he's trying to get all the comeuppance mmm I'm trying
00:03:29| to get them comeuppance oh I'm upping its kid I'm baby here we
00:03:33| go it's on the docket today huh do we have
00:03:38| corrections from last night I think I have one cronic precious did have one I
00:03:42| forgot I didn't write it down I was listening
00:03:44| yeah it's okay I think I maybe it'll jog my correction yeah no probably not
00:03:48| I was talking about Indy 500 and I said actually started okay so it's probably
00:03:57| wrong it was probably wrong yeah oh no that was definitely on my ass so I'd
00:04:01| like somebody to correct me because I think it was after 1916 which is
00:04:05| probably also wrong correction it's already here right now continuous
00:04:12| correction I do find one of the more interesting aspects of relative time
00:04:19| there to be a spot right there it's not gonna fix itself any nuns in
00:04:26| relative time is an interesting thing where if I think of my lifetime when
00:04:32| something happened in 1980s like it's important to me I'm like whoa I was
00:04:37| alive part of that like so yeah even though I was a baby or didn't I didn't
00:04:41| know it happily right but then if like someone's like Oh in 69 they invaded so
00:04:47| and so and then it was a bad war and I ran like a father and I'm like who cares
00:04:52| that was before anyone was around it's just weird that that's where it starts
00:04:56| and then someone says like the 1920s and that might as well be the 1960s to me
00:05:01| like I know there's 40 years in a whole world I'm in-between but I'm like 10,000
00:05:06| the only difference oh that's where I'm going with this
00:05:09| so then you go back to like 1,400 and I'm like that might as well be 1,600 and
00:05:13| it might as well be 1,200 and it might as well be zero I don't give it's all
00:05:18| before way before me or anything like close to me like no one I know knowing I
00:05:24| know who know no one who know I know I knew I know no check that
00:05:30| but you're a person 100% and it probably is every year back then was just as
00:05:36| important as every year now right yeah and that person's impulses and emotions
00:05:40| you're probably the same way which is real weird cuz I think time pass like
00:05:45| that for them I'm like yeah you know like couple million people died back in
00:05:52| yesterday the guy who got hit by a car and like it's a bigger deal because it
00:05:56| happened in my life and my time it was near me and it's just weird I guess
00:06:01| that's time relativism I made that term up but it's probably going relatively I
00:06:05| kind of like think that's my word of the day folks time relativism it's time
00:06:10| relative to yourself and as you speed away everything gets faster and faster
00:06:15| and faster and faster until it doesn't mean shit to you and that's the
00:06:20| scientific terminology so uh I kind of saw the same thing like I kind of made
00:06:25| the same realization in Reverse about Pompeii there's like Pompeii had people
00:06:31| who died instantly but they were in case forever so it was
00:06:35| the first like you know in the hugs you know they were either hugging there
00:06:39| wasn't a selfie this lava-covered them they were it was like a picture not a
00:06:45| selfie a picture of it was lava it was more like a plume of ash panic
00:06:50| pyroclastic oh yeah oh yeah what look at that look at that were jocks for rocks
00:06:55| baby I was at GE Oh 107 was a great course
00:07:01| oh wait real quick story okay I took rocks for jocks cuz I heard it was
00:07:06| pretty easy and I love that geology stuff I'm in college I was senior or
00:07:11| junior year did some electives I just need some credits throw me to him
00:07:16| credits and it was in one's big classes like 60 people lecture hall meet two
00:07:21| times a week and I think I saw the professor and he was like playing Duran
00:07:29| Duran or something and I was like it just seemed odd but he played it before
00:07:34| the class I was like I was like yeah that's a cool Duran Duran song and he
00:07:37| like took me inside he was like don't do it no no that's obviously that's Frankie
00:07:42| Goes Hollywood thank you that's not drink corrections
00:07:47| for this podcast begin right now and it was five seconds ago when Dan said relax
00:07:53| too far in the past I don't care about it anyway
00:07:58| so the teacher said um I'll have you know my son used to play for Duran Duran
00:08:02| so that's awesome he's Y used to he died of uh I think he
00:08:06| answers something but he was their bass player and I said oh that's awesome I
00:08:09| play bass - I love Duran Duran songs I said to him I've never played a Duran
00:08:13| Duran solo bass what I probably could have coos I interviewed class what was
00:08:18| your name again and I was like it's Nick he broke down he wrote some down he's
00:08:22| like all right I got you Thanks and then like I skipped like five
00:08:28| classes in a row this didn't go and I showed up for the
00:08:32| test I think I did okay thanks remember walk off them at the end
00:08:35| I was like yeah I've been looking up some of them Duran Duran songs they're
00:08:39| hard to play he must've been pretty good he was like yeah thanks anyway
00:08:44| I did not show over any courses I'm pretty sure did bad on my two tests and
00:08:48| I didn't do a project on he gave me an a-minus
00:08:50| Wow and ever since I actually it worked in Reverse or I pretended I loved Duran
00:08:56| Duran back then to get the a but now that I got the a I'm like I owe it to
00:09:01| Durant Durant so I kind of lived through their video you know was enjoy the stock
00:09:05| a little bit yeah and it's almost like shout out to the ex bass player thank
00:09:10| you I mean and your dad's pretty cool and I
00:09:14| did come away with a pirate pyroclastic flow and that's the one class that you
00:09:19| went to no no I didn't go do okay that course it was on the test tenir like oh
00:09:26| this is gonna haunt me unless I know how to play bass for Duran Duran huh well I
00:09:33| was going back to the Pompeii as people were frozen in time guys and they can
00:09:37| you know they they chop away at the volcanic rock and then showed that ashes
00:09:42| in a can - and pyroclastic flows and then these like brothel like one of the
00:09:48| things is like they have this pristine brothel back then and it's a tiny little
00:09:51| smaller than my bedroom but they have these little tiny like a lot of
00:09:56| similarities and little nooks so where the where the I guess you'd call them PC
00:10:02| word is the horse bang would be and each each one had their own little symbol and
00:10:07| they had like a notch like for how many times they've gone at it so like that
00:10:12| dad are really good so they have more like you know 5 out of 5 this is the
00:10:16| greatest tour in this whorehouse like it's like those people a thousand years
00:10:22| I don't even know how this is probably wrong a thousand years ago two thousand
00:10:25| years ago several thousand years ago they still had the same basic human
00:10:31| needs to plow yep thank you filling my words it's the old ham sack hard from
00:10:39| behind yeah but a really prone position so they it takes you back because you're
00:10:45| like you're like wait a second like these people were just as immature as we
00:10:49| are like there's penises drip drawn everywhere and it's just the only symbol
00:10:54| that will begin began the alien rocket ship when balls aliens literally if they
00:11:03| if you could sum boil down every picture painting
00:11:06| sculpture everything the most wrong thing might be I did it might be a penis
00:11:12| I could see my things rolling their eyes like culture but then in their
00:11:17| background there's totally like a three-prong sex organ but you know yeah
00:11:21| they there's a and a morphus blob where their crotch would be it's drip that's
00:11:26| somehow even though you can't join yes drawn everywhere in their culture that's
00:11:32| the word of the day by the way a more mature the nice an anal is amorphous
00:11:38| ever before any word but blow go uh you could use it in front of anything really
00:11:44| what are you trying to find it so there was this cheeseburger an amorphous
00:11:51| cheeseburger they like there's a slice of cheese that
00:11:54| were obviously different so they put two different cheeses on the cheeseburger
00:11:57| nice well if they called and went into shapes and kept in their shape and other
00:12:02| ones that just melt and become amorphous they just thought well I mean described
00:12:09| as a wire any more of this blobs of cheese what you're gonna say are you I'm
00:12:15| not gonna say blobs you thought about it you were like they're just these
00:12:19| amorphous blue things of cheese the weird thing is that the the cheese that
00:12:24| can stay in slices it doesn't taste as good as think amorphous cheese they may
00:12:29| be amorphous cheeses like pure fat I guess so it's like constantly changing
00:12:34| form as it enters your mouth near something that's good fast delicious
00:12:38| then that sounds like a sci-fi sex dream I had a more of this getting in that
00:12:45| mouth and just I wouldn't taste your dream tastes worse than my burger
00:12:50| burgers delicious Oh rocky on a knock
00:13:03| oh no Tom Petty died wait but our next topic oh I heard you went cardiac arrest
00:13:09| and you go to the hospital anyway this is real talk folks my least favorite
00:13:15| artists on the radio the old rock face grant is Tom no he's my least favorite I
00:13:19| hate his guts Tom Petty I always wish the worst on Tom Petty please this is a
00:13:25| fun argument free fallin all of it yeah well hold on what I was when I heard
00:13:31| this news a few hours ago I was terribly terribly destroyed and so might say why
00:13:36| hey Tom Petty no because now he's gonna be all over the airwaves and avoidable
00:13:42| this is like a live would want him to be dead
00:13:49| it happens regardless of my feelings towards you wearing one white glove are
00:13:54| you Michael Jackson yes that's Tito right here Lotito it's
00:14:01| our tribute to rock and roll and Michael is that Tom Petty asked with one white
00:14:06| go up to really walk outside sir dancing the dogs really upset is good old oats
00:14:41| I'm gonna go blast them please do very fallen see if you're Tom Petty and he
00:14:47| knew you're dying wouldn't you try to jump over a balcony or something so you
00:14:52| could be free fallin I think so yeah if we keep this in the podcast which I care
00:14:59| less notice that I was shook with terror my white gloves Ennis right out at well
00:15:08| I was more worried that it was gonna attack all my electronics or something I
00:15:12| was like oh my god what did I do and I was like
00:15:15| thinking I was like don't you something really terrible there's like a calm
00:15:18| petty guy I was like that's the best no that's like when my girlfriend calls me
00:15:25| or my wife either one Oh your girlfriend cause you watch her wiping my wife calls
00:15:33| me it's like it's like something awful has happened I know it cuz like more
00:15:37| than more than 50% of time it's terrible something terrible's happened
00:15:41| you don't want to talk to your other it's just regular day you're having a
00:15:44| good time that would ruin everything with it yeah skip right to a call no
00:15:47| text you're like oh you start to sweat you don't even even hear the word hello
00:15:54| and you're just like for the podcast I've been wearing these shoes tied all
00:16:03| day relax in about one second folks I could just feel the steam coming off
00:16:11| those so there's modeling right there your smiles taking the shoes on it's a
00:16:21| smirk or smile let me tell you folks it's a little of both
00:16:26| it's pretty good I have a reverse smile interesting but we call that a frown in
00:16:32| some administers but that doesn't sound as good as a smoker smile ha ha
00:16:36| or reverse it so that guy I changed offices and I'm comfortable in the
00:16:41| office I I have like a little nook I changed everything around so the
00:16:44| furnitures awkward so yeah any times have been laid there or whatever and uh
00:16:48| none but that's maybe in the future drawings of penis
00:16:52| oh wait 30 years or something because then I could retire in a blasted glory
00:16:58| mm-hmm but so my previous office had a window and I could see out of it and I
00:17:05| could see when it was raining so I love rain and I love like the weather and all
00:17:09| that jazz you know your dark brooding horrible no rain so um this is kind of
00:17:20| like working entire inside of a submarine and I don't know anything
00:17:24| that's happening outside of my little office because it's all
00:17:27| encapsulated and the walls are actually metal for some reason they austere over
00:17:32| like yeah it's like cladding or some bullshit so uh I walked outside to go to
00:17:37| lunch and it was pouring and I go damn it now I gotta walk back up to my office
00:17:41| and get my umbrella I said I just like had a little moment
00:17:45| like inside my body I felt like a tear form even though your body 75% water I
00:17:50| could feel the water just kind of come together and form a tear right right in
00:17:55| my heart it's like you were that distraught about having to walk back up
00:18:00| or your office or I'll never see rain again because I'm stuck inside that
00:18:04| office until I retired didn't we just do a podcast on the rain that destroyed
00:18:08| your state yeah but I was fine I'm sure other people thought that starts to rain
00:18:13| and they have flashbacks but I'm just like okay that's interesting that's a
00:18:18| pretty I guess upside-down smile yeah yeah that
00:18:26| office but hopefully the jobs okay cuz it's a different job interesting so uh
00:18:31| jobs underwear next whoa wait a second wait a second got it we got to react to
00:18:36| this situation or scenario here you got the other situation or scenario like you
00:18:40| know I do actually okay maybe it'll jog my memory so
00:18:45| imagine if nothing bad could happen to you nothing bad could happen to you
00:18:51| specifically I'd have sex with everybody okay but ha so the the question is
00:18:58| really how would that affect other people and how would you feel about
00:19:01| nothing bad ever happening to you Oh in general oh lucky like you know life yeah
00:19:08| you could speed through a red light and you'd be fine mm-hmm but other people
00:19:12| are like a luck thing almost like a luck thing uh the opposite of cursed yeah
00:19:17| exactly and oh my god we can make this a movie and call it hashtag blessed and
00:19:23| what's ironic is you're like oh dudes plasti can do anything but really it
00:19:27| turns out that that's the curves yeah it's like finally closures for everybody
00:19:30| else not necessarily but not blessed like you obviously so eventually they're
00:19:38| going to get the bad end of the stick yes we say yeah
00:19:41| I guess eventually the movie like most movies I'm relating it to the movie but
00:19:47| it can be applied to real life because most movies are biographies only Russell
00:19:53| in Waterworld ah Jesus a car you don't escape from a
00:19:58| Laker yeah haven't tossed our war world no Kurt Russell and sky high the kids
00:20:04| movie that's like really what he did for a day
00:20:07| don't ask in college we used to get a university pizza cost five dollars from
00:20:12| full pizza I think I had that beach full pizza University University of pizza
00:20:16| slightly better than a Leo's yeah okay I was gonna say worse but it's about you
00:20:21| slightly better it was if I thought for a whole pie me or the nun stomp but they
00:20:25| would always come in the boxes for the movie skyhigh starring Kurt Russell huh
00:20:30| how I knew so much about that child's movie well that's fantastic
00:20:34| just a little sidebar for you all yeah um you and expound yes just on the movie
00:20:42| premise sorry I think this movie would start out great he starts like not even
00:20:48| wanting to really take advantage of it he's like I don't know if I ask for a
00:20:51| raise from my boss and everyone's like nervous around him he's like I'm gonna
00:20:54| do I'm gonna do it and he asked for a $2 raise and the boss is like sure why not
00:20:58| you're very lucky today Joseph you know and he gives him the raise and he's like
00:21:05| then like you know ten minutes down the movie he's wearing shades and he's like
00:21:08| walking into a place is like can I have a watch for free you're like yeah you're
00:21:12| the millionth customer or what I was coincidence and he gets a free watch
00:21:16| it's like a Rolex you know he's got shades as Rolex he has new money he sees
00:21:22| an attractive girl he's like you want to sleep with me and she's like yeah his
00:21:28| wife kind of finds out but like she tries to sue in court and for some
00:21:32| reason like all this stuff is exposed about her like she's uh I know she
00:21:37| doesn't pay her taxes and stuff and the judge is like I'm sorry we're rolling in
00:21:40| favor of him and he's like sorry like I win I guess I still win everyone's like
00:21:46| I think you're still going pretty good for him and then like the next scene
00:21:50| he's like yeah you get an erection someone's like I got
00:21:54| these pills and I think he gets all these pills and you're like this is
00:21:58| weird I guess he won that one but I couldn't get interaction and then all of
00:22:02| a sudden like he's like you said speeding through red lights just trying
00:22:05| to feel something and all these other people are getting in car accidents and
00:22:08| he's like terrible I'm fine I mean he's like getting out of tickets he's like
00:22:13| please arrest me make me pay for my crimes he's screaming
00:22:19| and they're like this guy's crazy let's give him a teeny deal and I think
00:22:22| he's famous he's winning more and more money more and more bad things are
00:22:26| happening to people around him and he's just screaming pulling out his hair
00:22:28| everyone's like this guy Joseph is it genius
00:22:32| he's artistic and now you're like you're going insane and people are donating
00:22:37| money to you and everyone around you is just falling apart and you're getting
00:22:40| more and more money more and more Fame and you're like hmm the movie got dark
00:22:46| didn't it for as much happiness is in that movie anyway and then like as he's
00:22:52| screaming and like he's covered in blood but it's not his own blood somehow
00:22:55| someone else died right before he tried to kill himself he's covered in their
00:22:59| blood it just says like lust anyway that's how
00:23:06| I make sure hurt be going that should be her celebrity challenge to her oh so we
00:23:16| set it up yeah can he just pour fake blood on himself and then hashtag
00:23:20| blessed I don't know he's got the guts for it
00:23:24| things got the guts for it come on card and Lannister lately wait help us
00:23:32| Kevin Costner versus Kurt Russell who it's a blood order yeah looking blood
00:23:40| all blood and I'm like bloody better yeah the bloodiest what bloody wrists
00:23:45| like the more bloody wrists the most bloodiest that kind of favors Kevin
00:23:51| Costner because he doesn't have to say anything
00:23:54| are you saying he's a bad actor they're great friends of the pot yet anyway
00:24:02| we accept either ooh that's pretty good that's pretty
00:24:09| good I like it small tear was it fear inside your heart I get slowly Rosen
00:24:18| it's slowly risen during the podcast to find its way up here
00:24:21| well interestingly not Wow well we're here at the unpaid hearse
00:24:26| Wow I saw a little flicker of metal right there what do you think it was Oh
00:24:30| is shiny I don't know I can't focus take my attention off of it here
00:24:34| that's it young handers we don't usually pay her but when we do get serious about
00:24:40| something it might be something like this that's Dolce and Gabanna
00:24:43| like whoo I can't even read that because it's so blurry but I bought a hammer so
00:24:47| it's on my phone and I'll take a blind look the other way cuz you oh we don't
00:24:53| hang a bio fantastic look at that well it's reflective too anyway
00:24:59| this bad boy is made from like they don't want a scientific study on
00:25:04| pheromones this is literally supposed to go into the olfactory bulbs of your
00:25:08| female friend I'm saying oh right up in here we got some sensors connected to
00:25:14| the brain the pleasure centers of the brain they connect down low
00:25:20| yes they do erogenous zones those guys tell you girls look away you buy this
00:25:26| stuff a couple sprays here come sprays here call sprays here couple sprays here
00:25:31| couple sprays here couple sprays here couple sprays up here comes Breeze in
00:25:35| the neck area couple sprays on your nipples and couple sprays in your and
00:25:41| boom I'll tell you what they're gonna start crawling towards on all fours like
00:25:46| some kind of zombie movie really covered in blood they willing to be able to see
00:25:49| straight their eyes are just taped over they can't see they're coming at you
00:25:53| they're coming at you it's like old people young people underage girls way
00:25:58| too old women this guy who looks like a girl
00:26:00| they're all chrome toward you and they just can't control their bodies oh my
00:26:05| god you're gonna get some you're gonna get any more than you think
00:26:09| yeah this one's actually made with deer Musk
00:26:12| oh dear Musk some kind of arsenic I mean don't drink it but it's beautiful
00:26:18| you smell like something a Greek god and I'm telling you around your family
00:26:24| unless you're you're into that anyway folks still take about a light-blue yeah
00:26:32| Wow for you Wow that's pretty fantastic just telling you what am i here and I'm
00:26:41| a guy needs some refractory time right here I only need about 30 seconds folks
00:26:59| I'm ready to go again well let me answer your yeah oh yeah oh
00:27:10| yeah okay let's move on to the next topic then we've already we're gonna
00:27:16| we're gonna cover it or something I can't even remember I'm so shocked
00:27:20| really that was fantastic Wow what's really awesome is you can't
00:27:27| even smell through the the speakers like trying to your hand goes away its luster
00:27:33| holy smokes isn't that pretty yeah breathe something
00:27:38| more than pheromones here man it's a bond you want I could do a side bar that
00:27:44| I really actually firmly believe in is something new to me and something I am
00:27:48| way onboard limit marks sidebar um I listen to music more than
00:27:56| you metal this is fact you can't and won't my did I apologize because I can
00:28:03| listen at work I was at home will someone workout I listen when I'm just
00:28:06| playing it whatever no big mmm you froze I did not freeze just keep you
00:28:12| on okay I thought you were frozen stone-faced so I've never paid for a
00:28:19| music subscription I illegally download all my music occurred on the night I
00:28:25| hear say here's that Thursday yeah say an evil website or anything
00:28:30| anyway it's getting harder I'm getting older I don't the time to do this but I
00:28:37| don't want to sign up for like Spotify or uh no I don't want to join any of
00:28:42| these stupid things I don't get maybe I'm getting old the other problem is I
00:28:47| don't believe in the quality the song is when you get it from like these
00:28:51| streaming websites gotta be like ninety-six maybe 128 something doesn't
00:28:55| it so I broke down and I paid for my first
00:29:00| one 30 day free subscription Google hmm so now I google music I'm in and I did a
00:29:09| lot of research it is free for 30 days so whatever it's on YouTube but better
00:29:15| well the other cool thing is it came with YouTube bread I was like it both
00:29:19| Wow what I used to do is watch all music like Michael Cuban aku follow and watch
00:29:25| a porcupine song porcupine tree sees me open whatever whoever I want to listen
00:29:30| to I would usually google it and then look for the video right the problem
00:29:36| with that is a the amount of bandwidth you're using for a video oh yeah and on
00:29:41| mobile is my turn to get lunch 44 P make sure right and I never think to do it
00:29:46| right right the other problem is battery it's like
00:29:49| the full screen is on hey you can't minimize that you don't aim like you're
00:29:54| if I minimize it or go to text someone or something happens it's all like sound
00:29:58| Club no no no not at all SoundCloud is awful - I hope they want to throw us
00:30:03| money down at the bad ways that's yes we will always denounce but um all that was
00:30:12| going on and I was just like battery bandwidth all my data is YouTube videos
00:30:18| of literally listen to songs so I did google music and I friggin love it they
00:30:23| have what the weirdest rare stuff I can find like I'm something fighting songs
00:30:27| by plenty I don't nobody knows who that is he's like a solo guitarist who goes
00:30:31| like ridiculous stuff he is like a GoFundMe page type stuff but like these
00:30:36| are like guys who barely even have record labels and I can find him in all
00:30:40| the CDs so I was like whatever for all the rarest stuff to make sure
00:30:44| getting my money's worth free 30-day trial I looked up like Racer X like some
00:30:48| weird 80s guitar dude Paul Gilbert I'm playing it his stuff I'm like okay I
00:30:53| have trouble finding something something so good I looked up all my favorite rare
00:30:57| stuff and so far I haven't not found anything I even looked up for my dad I
00:31:04| added him to the plan because it's a family plan and for 30 days in my vault
00:31:07| and Randy oh dude 100% will be there guarantee oh
00:31:13| yeah you're fine bro bye looking glass it's awfully kind of I
00:31:18| listen to more music than everyone I told you but what I'm finding is just I
00:31:23| can minimize a screen I just hit play all these guys I can make my own
00:31:27| playlists I can import all my music if I want I haven't done that because it's
00:31:32| Google might figure me out but I'm digging the hell out of it
00:31:37| Google can predict your life well the choices that you're making right now and
00:31:43| on there but I don't listen to the recommendations most recommendations for
00:31:48| music is hope amateurs you'll die at 50 and they are
00:31:52| you achieving your goals and then it's like well they're they might be on to
00:31:57| something I'm just saying but I love Google music
00:32:01| I don't even care if they pay me it's awesome and I when the time comes on let
00:32:05| pay $9.99 a month for it how's that Sam we'll see what happens when you have to
00:32:09| pay money for it me me in 28 days I can't stand it it's garbage Carol
00:32:15| unbelievably although why isn't this free 33 cents a day I don't think so
00:32:23| they do it right yeah I wish there was an exhale click the X let's close this
00:32:29| ad so sorry for my sidebar but I love Google music everyone do it for free
00:32:39| it's weird because in college one of our classes was neural networks and one of
00:32:45| the one of the guys in class actually made an oral network to figure out what
00:32:48| you liked and he broke it down by like does it work it actually did it was they
00:32:54| figured out like the different instruments inside of the music
00:32:57| and then broke it down by like rhythm and like it can sorts of stuff
00:33:01| Pandora I don't know if he ever worked on that eventually because do you know
00:33:05| what he did years later he did not work on Pandora I
00:33:08| can guarantee that okay because pandora has something where home
00:33:11| shit it'll say like just once Pandora though right well that might be more to
00:33:17| do with who they have in the database yeah didn't mean they might not have
00:33:21| access to everyone so they have to give you whoever yeah they haven't really
00:33:24| they have a pretty sweet breakdown it's like you I noticed you like songs with
00:33:28| minor tonality in the key of E with heavy percussive drums and it's like
00:33:35| whoa that was pretty deep it's like you like things and I'm like yeah I guess I
00:33:39| do yeah yeah Pandora what do you got and
00:33:41| then it's like here's another game Matthew song and you're like it's not
00:33:45| where I was going I'll let this up finish your game listen I'm not giving
00:33:49| it not giving it a thumbs up I'll let you finish but I'm not gonna do like
00:33:56| college for you Wow sure yeah for me yeah so what you are shift let's shift
00:34:08| the whole thing I'm curious about double standards thing about slice
00:34:14| double standard don't spinners they exist I definitely think so
00:34:18| I'm gonna hit you up with a quiz to start which is gonna summarize
00:34:22| everything so I'm gonna say you're gonna you're gonna say male or female and I'm
00:34:28| gonna say it like a profession or an act or something and you tell me what you
00:34:33| think like the most predominant person male or female would be and that will be
00:34:38| able to leverage but let's go okay homemade butter real bad homemaker
00:34:42| what would homemaker be I think who's the computer questioning about man or
00:34:48| woman male a man or woman yet I'm thinking about man you're thinking about
00:34:51| a male homemaker okay all right homo Omega oh okay
00:34:56| cared came over a caregiver I'm thinking a whole woman okay athlete it's no
00:35:04| offense it is a man yeah anyway guy breadwinner I think that's shifted I
00:35:10| one sticking man now I'm like I answer the damn question man still but it's
00:35:16| getting damp with those things in it we'll get back to that about scientist
00:35:21| it's a man intellectual man I'm sexist but spiritual leader man what about like
00:35:33| a group leader like a manager man what also got a writer man bastard order keep
00:35:45| God reporting woman director director now if it's biased man amuse woman a
00:35:54| lover that's pious man connect pieces okay
00:36:04| creator I'll say woman because I'm flipping a coin and I haven't said one
00:36:10| more than like twice yeah yeah and God man okay so I'm thinking of a man that
00:36:16| doesn't mean I think he is a man that's true in fact because he's more about
00:36:20| society than it does about me uh-huh plus you're a guy so it's like certain
00:36:24| things are meant to be biased in certain ways right I'm not saying women can't do
00:36:30| these things at all I'm literally the most woke person in this podcast I don't
00:36:36| know what that means see folks I'm whoa well I get lit yeah I think some of
00:36:43| those things are changing so I think homework you know anger and breadwinner
00:36:47| that could easily hold on do you think um so my answers were the this is the
00:36:53| society norm the what we've been people our age group probably think of those
00:37:00| answers the way I did right yeah probably
00:37:02| and probably most like the rate that goes most of our lives now would you say
00:37:06| at the time of this questioning that that is actually accurate but did you
00:37:11| get some studies like all right have no in actually Jesus so we don't know
00:37:15| because I think there's no right now more women are home like are more women
00:37:19| making homes more women in positions manage I would assume so because in like
00:37:24| cuz I know it's change will offense women can't even drive until no when
00:37:30| they actually passed it in what Saudi Arabia was the Saudi Arabia that they
00:37:34| allowed women to drive for the first time this is gonna be a big old correct
00:37:38| yep I believe so but what's funny is the joke I heard was they're finally letting
00:37:44| women drive over there about four years before a robot their cars drive
00:37:49| themselves I ruined the joke but anyway um what I
00:37:56| do think if I had to say the ones that are changing I want to say God is a
00:38:01| woman like that's the new hot belief isn't it believe yeah I mean I've heard
00:38:05| that in like different songs and different narratives what just the one
00:38:09| song what is it Oh God cuz I'm going there to meet ya really nineties
00:38:26| narrative yes exactly yeah the nineties were woke man we knew I feel like
00:38:31| there's a ocean breeze salty was that who sang that one
00:38:35| they have another song that has like his own Stokes his mama believed in a female
00:38:40| God okay and it's like I guess for me growing up a Christian ish yeah yeah
00:38:49| that's fair you never see female gods which is weird
00:38:52| we're just kind of weird huh he's like even today yeah last supper if you dig
00:38:58| into like da Vinci come in like they form like the chalice like they're
00:39:02| always looking for like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade are any in simple
00:39:06| okay I'm just saying which are one we're gonna mess crusade yeah correction
00:39:11| I'll ask him see a hundred percent believe it they're always looking for
00:39:13| the challenge like the thing you drank the wine I heard the chalice is actually
00:39:16| supposed to be you know the female womb it's supposed to hold the cradle of life
00:39:21| which is not a cup which is little stupid literal like why would you look
00:39:26| for a stupid Cup well how about the arm you chose poorly
00:39:30| or wisely what is well he does both right there's the guy that turns into a
00:39:37| skeleton melts wax away you choose classic classic Indiana Jones now do you
00:39:44| think that guy could get a job at Gap Ilse Ilse no stop buying the shitty
00:39:50| goods at Gap no no no do you think his his skeleton
00:39:56| body could get a job in like retail is what I was getting at I picked gap right
00:40:00| foot another clothes no would they let him work there I feel like they're like
00:40:05| they're so like you know everyone's body causative it's like anyone can work
00:40:09| there but like it's bones they're gonna let him work here let's say a corpse dig
00:40:14| it Rihanna Billie didn't really want that job okay well what if he wasn't
00:40:18| now what's your Excuse he's a hater your bones disgusting yeah it's like just a
00:40:24| skeleton peering over you asking if you if you found everything you wanted today
00:40:28| and you're like I'll take my business elsewhere
00:40:31| I might actually prefer that because then I wouldn't have any like bad breath
00:40:36| they wouldn't have any body odor you stink like hell dude who knows okay
00:40:41| they're completely dry I'm not gonna disagree with you because I don't know
00:40:50| can't even see his eyes it's eye holes then we don't have to make eye contact
00:40:54| that's perfect he might be making eye contact the whole time
00:40:58| it's not much perspective though and notice it too he such a sexist yeah or
00:41:03| you bad finna be she oh she's still your crotch doll guy you have to look at the
00:41:08| width of their hips and be like I think that skeleton belong to her at some
00:41:14| point he's like no but thank you you're like you have wonderful childbearing
00:41:18| hips for a man they're beautiful huh so I wanted to look good I want to go back
00:41:25| to the list actually I can do the same thing for race ooh okay
00:41:31| so black or white dad which is limiting but now see I feel bad because I'm gonna
00:41:37| go with what I think now reply my thing because I'm gonna
00:41:40| like picture a black woman as a manager or something because I've seen like
00:41:43| that's a new thing like everyone's like listen not that it's new but it's new
00:41:47| and in commercials it's new in society it's new in pictures and magazines which
00:41:53| is what good good I'll explain later you're looking at the postcard when the
00:41:57| heads like you know yes that would Hawaii the Asian the Indian and the
00:42:01| black and like yes oh firstly sent diversity everyone is diversity right
00:42:05| you know the cot the picture of everyone in college laughing and having a good
00:42:09| literally there are ghosts we have hot women and every nationality race and
00:42:13| every nationality right but I feel like that's a sign of the times I feel like
00:42:18| you wouldn't see a commercial for Cheerios isn't that the company that had
00:42:22| the gay couple it's like two guys are like it's dad and dad and like it has
00:42:28| like an uproar in the community because how could how could gate ads be happy in
00:42:32| like this like woo there's no one but I'll believe you
00:42:36| yeah I think it was Cheerios like a year ago but like it's it's new to pop
00:42:39| culture commercials okay good I'm sorry so I'm grading with that yes someone
00:42:44| some of these are I made the vers XO homewrecker probably doesn't matter but
00:42:49| I think still think it's a white guy when he's got those that belt and stuff
00:42:53| no it's white or black not thanks oh excuse me
00:42:58| it's white like this wine it's a white caregiver what I don't know I'd never
00:43:11| really thought of it I'm kind of and you're asking me to picture it rapid
00:43:15| fire so yeah everyone in the podcast thinks I only think blacks not racist
00:43:20| things like my dad or women I know him he's not racing I know if he's not
00:43:23| because I know him he is unable to be a racist athlete black I think it more
00:43:31| sports I mean I'm hockey yeah Wayne Simmons is pretty good magnet why so is
00:43:37| PK PK is ridiculous yeah yeah and I'm not even talking about the ones that are
00:43:43| actually sports that are peripheral proliferated
00:43:47| breadwinner wait yeah no no I just feel like it's like that the businessàman I
00:43:55| said man again I know you're not asking for it but that's what I'm picturing guy
00:43:59| with the suit it's like he's not only a financial bias towards like white what
00:44:03| you're gonna see once scientists turn what intellectual think white but like
00:44:12| sometimes I think like I'll say what you guys I think you're gonna flip a seal
00:44:17| right okay spiritual leader black yeah come on yeah
00:44:22| you get like the he's got soul boiler yeah I need to care about your soul man
00:44:28| laughing yeah black again but right now that sounds wait yeah isn't it a picture
00:44:37| look at random we're gonna talk who you to say something about group leader
00:44:40| manager that sounds like a witness said manager uh black years ago but feel like
00:44:45| now like yeah yeah yeah yeah I could see anybody actually reporter mr. diversity
00:44:53| what oh wow on the in the theology in the field asking questions yes you
00:44:59| haven't been able to give me fifty on any of these and yeah that's okay that's
00:45:06| the best part EMU's black that's how we're know I know
00:45:14| see it's a woman yes of course [Music]
00:45:19| lover lover I said ass but I think black yeah okay and with creator one who
00:45:32| creates this was a black and gosh thing and God
00:45:40| what this is I guess this is whatever some of those questions are like not
00:45:46| whatever you are and then other ones are whatever whatever are you I you know I'm
00:45:51| picturing so I'm picturing we're making a TV show when is the creator what is
00:45:56| the house guy what does the breadwinner gonna be and I'm just picturing what I'm
00:45:59| probably gonna see the most that's why I think it's different than what I grew up
00:46:03| thinking yeah I will give Hollywood credit they've also changed the lines a
00:46:07| little bit I'd say it isn't it isn't even yet obviously but before like I
00:46:12| said with that the Cheerios commercial like people were flipping it out when it
00:46:15| was like two dads yeah that's I feel like that's older people like older
00:46:21| people feel bad about stupid huh hundred hundred percent but that's not the point
00:46:25| the point is even if it's just older people that doesn't explain why it isn't
00:46:29| in commercials more do you know what I mean yeah which is an interesting point
00:46:34| so I guess they're trying to maintain some sort of standard then they they uh
00:46:39| they don't talk about but maybe they do right Michael it's closed doors maybe
00:46:42| maybe it's almost like they want it to be the way they remembered I guess which
00:46:48| is understandable but to the point where they don't want anything new is like
00:46:52| keep the stereotypes that don't make any sense and hold on if certain people
00:46:57| didn't have certain rights or weren't on equal footing back then they almost want
00:47:02| to keep doing that right to keep their their dream alive
00:47:06| yeah which like weird Peter so are they bad people sure thank good you know
00:47:12| English doesn't take any rules that are solely defined by being digit small or
00:47:19| small person what is he I really don't know his medical condition I don't know
00:47:23| I don't know his medical condition either cuz it shouldn't matter as an
00:47:26| actor he's good you know he's hating to watch regardless right do you was that
00:47:32| role made for a small person I don't think that it was the he does have roles
00:47:36| in like elf were right that's almost a cameo though yeah that's yeah that's
00:47:42| like so that's a comical on himself but being right Syrian cheek
00:47:47| yeah what's interesting now is in Game of Thrones I wonder if that was written
00:47:51| for now he is known as the bastard and the half man so I guess he was always
00:47:57| not perfectly visibly formed or something yeah cannot be disabled enough
00:48:03| another way you know right you're right that's interesting I guess it wouldn't
00:48:07| be fair to be like missing an arm because he already has a brother that's
00:48:10| missing I am so me no double the missing yeah you can't have two brothers with
00:48:16| missing hands let's just say at this point it's like I guess it was it just
00:48:22| ended for someone with me he could just be like a short person you know not
00:48:26| right or like shorten ugly what he's like he doesn't live up to is all
00:48:31| beautiful you know interesting so that kicks back into expectation of the
00:48:41| actual discussions or what you believe in like what people should be so now my
00:48:45| expectations are what do you believe you should be at this point and what did
00:48:50| your you know parents golf wife girlfriend what are they trying to levy
00:48:54| on you for what you should be I'll answer the questions do cuz I'm good cuz
00:48:59| I well you go first cuz I think you know which direction you want to go like I'll
00:49:02| say like I know for a fact my girlfriend's like always mad at me she's
00:49:07| like you should make a lot more money and I'm like why you make really good
00:49:12| money that's you know does hair yes good money so service and she said you
00:49:18| should be a lot more I'm like based on what like what she's like
00:49:22| she's a little older you being a man is what she's old on that well I don't
00:49:27| really think a little bit I think a little bit of his men make more money
00:49:32| they just do when you know I mean meanwhile I have very feminine traits
00:49:36| like my beautiful hair yeah it's glistening and I probably spend like a
00:49:41| ridiculous amount of time like raising my son
00:49:44| like it's very like I probably spent 3 to 4 days a week just like me and him
00:49:50| like tonight I mean yeah change a lot of diapers like yes and my son it was like
00:49:55| a portal asleep on me like 9 so it's like you know I'm the caregiver
00:50:01| in that situation right it is interesting not that you give care
00:50:07| please don't don't destroy us but I'm a big reason for me I should make more
00:50:13| money because I have a college degree and I'm always like wow everyone kinda
00:50:17| does now I mean yeah plus I'm still 15 years later paying like $500 a month for
00:50:23| it Thanks wow that's expensive you're telling me my wife had the same
00:50:31| sort like she's like well first move down here I'll give you a little facts
00:50:35| so when I first moved down here she was without a job that's a year or two and I
00:50:41| I was making a decent amount of money which was kind of small back then but
00:50:47| still I was supporting her and supporting the future so there's a
00:50:52| period where I said like what if I just like took off of work and like she could
00:50:55| probably support us on what she's making cuz it's close to what I was making when
00:50:58| we first started it's like she was like no you gotta you gotta you can't have a
00:51:02| job you got it and I'm like what I you know for that year and a half or
00:51:06| whatever you know I supported you and she's like I don't know about that like
00:51:12| I kind of like to take a year off you know it's not not really bite it would
00:51:16| be by choice whereas her decision was not not technically by choice right but
00:51:21| I would enjoy myself he find me outside in the backyard on slip-and-slide and
00:51:25| I'd be like ooh and she'd be like this is not acceptable this is pretty kid
00:51:30| right pre well I could they'd still be going to daycare so I I'd be okay I
00:51:36| didn't do we didn't do day here so yeah why am i you know I might have to if I
00:51:41| became the man at home mm-hmm I would probably have to decline daycare and do
00:51:46| it myself and then answer that yeah cuz it's like 10 grand a year or something
00:51:50| ridiculous that hurts a heavy stuff and to say no
00:51:58| your favorite thing feels that's not a deal that is not a deal it's a not a
00:52:03| deal I don't know how you met and then you get the guilt like if you're not
00:52:08| that your child it's like how could you spend you know X amount of money on
00:52:13| yourself and not to send them away and then spend more money send your kid away
00:52:17| from you serious stuff which isn't too heavy so let's shift over to luxurious
00:52:26| stuff oh you're ready for it unless you have some comments no no I don't and I
00:52:33| have a feeling I'm home listen for the podcast sake and for dance sake and for
00:52:38| everyone's sake I think I qualify as poor
00:52:42| [Applause] I think under 25,000 for a I think it's
00:52:48| around 20 okay then I'm above for but I'm not
00:52:51| you're borderline you're borderline I'm borderline a nice paid five hundred
00:52:55| eighty dollars a month and school fees but you probably didn't need right
00:53:03| though I wrote clastic that flow if this podcast baseboards onward good shape and
00:53:11| a hell of a good time but um what I will notice is I look at money differently
00:53:16| than most people some people listen to podcast will recognize this look at
00:53:21| things it's a not to sound negative it's like a hopelessness like you're in a
00:53:27| hole you'll never get out of so that's directional right the people
00:53:31| that are losing money and will continue lose money until death or something
00:53:36| awful people sure maintaining but not love truth and then people who are
00:53:41| excelling and enjoy what's interesting is they'll continue to accrue well well
00:53:48| I will say on the I go through spouts where I'm probably losing money for
00:53:53| several months at a time uh-huh but I also go through that's
00:53:57| where I'm holding level was several months at a time okay so I would think
00:54:03| it's bad but I think as soon as a couple things are paid off everything's just
00:54:08| gonna turn around and I'll be rich sounds good to me I was being I'm gonna
00:54:14| need to make you rich with us podcast I'm gonna try if we do it would
00:54:18| literally change my life give me lucky hold do it but um what's really funny
00:54:25| it's like the everyone sees me now they'd be like wow two years later he's
00:54:28| his whole personality changed yes Dan I'd like to say screw the poor people
00:54:35| I'll keep my yacht in the room with me this is filling up so daddy huge McDuck
00:54:42| has he slide sounds like gold coins I'd be you I really wish you could swim in
00:54:47| money like that that would be badass and yes I would I wouldn't share my wall so
00:54:51| don't I think I'm a good person at all so the question is like what things of
00:54:56| luxury have you acts the gun that you you you you know Google
00:55:02| music well it's about that luxury what do you tell that like out things you
00:55:06| been gifted or fought for yourself I'll go through either cars clothes watches
00:55:12| style lately but I mean things I'll buy for myself or I've been gifted trying to
00:55:17| check here I guess gifted doesn't count because it's not a okay so things I
00:55:23| would spend on myself yeah things that you don't I don't find
00:55:26| you I don't buy new clothes clothes are like this weird thing and it's also cool
00:55:30| because I'm a dad so there's like this aesthetic like heads don't go out buy
00:55:34| the newest style anyway baby but they were like ten-year-old well even just
00:55:38| wow that t-shirt I think I made this joke wanna progress is bud wise her I
00:55:44| mean of like knitting it because I bought it ten years ago or but like one
00:55:48| of the best commercials actually it was enjoyable that's what commercials pink
00:55:53| man that is yeah yeah maybe a few years after like Super Bowl commercials were
00:55:57| really funny but make sense going down right yeah there's only I mean now
00:56:02| choose has two guys kissing or something I don't even know that's not commercial
00:56:06| but not a cold curve weird hold pay runs anyway so like would you complain a pure
00:56:25| luxury it is it's above my pay grade which also I'll never be out of this
00:56:31| hole but anyway this is a brand new vehicle Wow it's newish its new age
00:56:39| somewhat forced you to buy it I had a two-door Jeep and it was the
00:56:44| hardest thing in the world to get my kid into a car seat because he's the 98th
00:56:48| percentile weight height so I bought a four-door you know that area you know
00:56:55| here's here's a good stat like all the luxury vehicles you see on the road like
00:56:59| all the Mercedes and Range Rovers yeah Jeep Wrangler is not a luxury vehicle
00:57:03| it's nice it's nice it's up there it's okay it's all I'm high-end but
00:57:08| right it is especially now nourish but like you get in that next here and two
00:57:13| thirty two thirds of all those vehicles that you see are not owned they're not
00:57:19| even little air leaks when they leases that you know or they're theirs oh
00:57:26| podcast and discussion to be made on continued leases people will if you have
00:57:35| had a leased vehicle you spend your money on your vehicle every month right
00:57:39| mmm-hmm adding to the baby you don't man collateral hole yeah right and then when
00:57:44| it comes time for that lease is up you lease a new vehicle because you didn't
00:57:48| put seven thousand dollars aside to put down to purchase one okay I mean it
00:57:53| makes sense it's one of those traps that the bankers and all I guess I'll called
00:57:57| the car industry wants you to get into right but I guess the banker the car or
00:58:03| the dealership they all bank on the vehicle not losing that much value I
00:58:08| know they'll try and hit you up you ding it up but let's just say Honda Civics go
00:58:13| in the tank as far as the industry is concerned they've been renting it now
00:58:17| it's off their hands the money you accrued from the lease if you're the
00:58:21| dealership or whoever you still are taking a risk we're now well this Honda
00:58:26| Civics worth jack-shit now the cars drive themselves or now the new civic is
00:58:31| out a different body type so you do take a risk
00:58:34| I assume yeah I mean there's a basic sound force you sure for the most part
00:58:42| that they're winning yeah plus I think if if Honda comes out with
00:58:46| a bad car so so speak and there's something that happens I think that
00:58:50| there's probably a warranty or something that protects them it's probably
00:58:55| somebody building shorts everywhere yeah I mean I'm pretty sure they're covered
00:59:00| in every possible way because they they own the hardware that they're trying to
00:59:04| sell you for the lease to you for the period of time rentier yeah
00:59:10| so that goes to I guess what what is attainable luxury and what is
00:59:17| like out of your reach like if you were to envision yourself in the future
00:59:19| enjoying life yeah check out cell phones how about people who make under twenty
00:59:25| thousand dollars a year like we said legally or government or whatever
00:59:30| recognize poor people do you think any of them purchase cell phones that cost
00:59:36| several hundred dollars this is what I live in a very big Republican state so
00:59:42| most of the people are at sheer like outside works Obama what is there
00:59:48| supposed to be like I hear that they're like cell phones
00:59:53| you get like a bass smartphone just for being a citizen of the United States
00:59:58| okay I kind of agree with that still a multi-hundred dollar phone that you have
01:00:06| to pay data on and stuff I think it's living beyond one's means but that is
01:00:12| the new means of everyday life that's true that the bottom line has my risen
01:00:18| so much that you kind of need it because you buy the Internet josh'll it's an
01:00:23| everyday necessity right yeah and you don't see I'm I'm not around a lot of
01:00:28| poor people but I'd I never see them with flip phones or you know just
01:00:31| talking on the path now that smart those they have smart phones yeah right it's
01:00:36| an they might have been its restrictions or data whatever overages
01:00:40| yeah to new normal what's funny is I think a lot of all poor people actually
01:00:44| get hit with data over just more than the average person to because their
01:00:47| plans are a lower graded plan and who just because you have a lower grade plan
01:00:52| most people still use their smartphone about the same every day with you're
01:00:56| black you're white you're rich you're poor you probably use your phone most of
01:00:59| the day when you're bored everything else
01:01:00| problem is the rich people have a plan that gives them eight gigs or whatever
01:01:04| there find someone who might be poor has like the one gig you know usage who the
01:01:12| hell is gonna use one gig for all month like doing to me especially if that kids
01:01:15| this you're going over and now not only is your phone that cost more than you
01:01:21| can afford probably you're getting killed
01:01:24| charges so that goes into perception they all these people have apparently
01:01:29| perfect lives but then they're spending a ridiculous amount of money that they
01:01:32| don't have keep up with the Joneses type deal yeah thank you imagine there are
01:01:37| people out there without smartphones right what percent of the US population
01:01:43| probably does not have a smartphone I really have no idea so I'm going blonde
01:01:48| we can look up Phoenix in Zurich for a living so I don't see like I've never
01:01:53| gone to like lunch and seeing people with a phone like I don't even know if
01:01:58| they make it they wouldn't they wouldn't win that out I mean what do you whooping
01:02:01| an ounce of shame fly no what are you doing with it you're not looking
01:02:05| anything up well you might as well call my friend Joey I guess you can still
01:02:12| text with me so I apologize of it that would be pretty good I I would imagine
01:02:18| it's under 10% don't have any form of smart phone I could be way off
01:02:23| maybe it's like 50% but I would gather it's like in the 10 percentage I don't
01:02:29| know technology is weird because they start mass producing things and it
01:02:32| becomes cheaper like as they they shrink down the amount that they produce for
01:02:36| the old flip phone it becomes more and more expensive as you know it doesn't
01:02:40| make it logical right no but right the amount of production find a minute folks
01:02:46| econ 101 I took that in college I'm still paying for that let's use econ 101
01:02:49| splendid sure interesting moving on to our last subject of the evening which is
01:03:02| it sure is uh-huh so I'm just gonna shift into that so
01:03:11| when you're when you're essentially like you start living life kind of become a
01:03:15| consumer do it like what are you aspiring to because when you're when you
01:03:21| going to college did you aspire to have like a certain vision of life no no I'm
01:03:28| a very in the moment individual yeah you can tell I was I know Mr Dan over there
01:03:33| he had a 30-year plan or something it goals he's makes
01:03:38| spreadsheets and he still makes spreadsheets daily at work of where he
01:03:41| can be what he attains to be how much money something would cost how much you
01:03:45| need to save for something very astute student of the game
01:03:48| I do like looking about I do like looking back at like my 5-year plan five
01:03:52| years ago and seeing that like there was a period there where I just dwelled and
01:03:56| I did nothing and then office in zigboo like I met while I'm where my plan was
01:04:00| going and it's like obviously the changes that were I I made were not you
01:04:06| know they're not normal because I forced the issue and I was like I need a raise
01:04:10| at work and then all of a sudden in my plan just realigned hey Dan would you
01:04:15| say your life is hashtag blessed he starts crying blood single theory
01:04:31| nothing happened to me and that's a bad thing
01:04:36| yeah we've realized today folks terrible terrible terrible so that's what I was
01:04:45| going I mean um this vision of what you your life would be our life will be
01:04:53| honestly my kid ruined every I mean just from a time well put it this way um I
01:05:02| thought my life would stay similar to how it was in college I have my best
01:05:07| friends forever I drink off with them we watched the
01:05:11| Flyers we party we weren't friends damn I had room for you in my future
01:05:17| I didn't say there was no Dan's allowed I just what a pity several dance
01:05:24| speaking went real quick let's get this out of the way other Dan huge listen to
01:05:30| the podcast what'd he do he did something didn't he he accidentally
01:05:34| bought a goat on the internet oh man is he getting cheese and milk I don't know
01:05:40| he went by I think he wanted to buy an alpaca but uh something like refused or
01:05:48| for clicks of the mouse and next thing you know they're litter
01:05:52| delivering a goat to his house I mean it does provide he named it designer hold
01:05:59| on sexy soldering named it here's the weird
01:06:02| part it's a boy he's the neighbors have called the cops on twice now for
01:06:10| indecent exposure he claims has nothing to do with sexy Sandra but he has to
01:06:17| keep there's literally right well yes and this is the other problem there's a
01:06:22| school directly out back of his house well they're saying he might have been
01:06:27| register as a sex offender because of this one go Ebola normal out I can't
01:06:32| even get in a little detail Stokes it blows my mind he should come on the
01:06:35| podcast one time but moving on yeah like yeah I mean I believe it I very believe
01:06:45| it but I have all my Dan friends I have only other friends college people and I
01:06:51| thought just as you get older you do the same things you just know you do them
01:06:56| and your hangovers are more and you make more money no no but it turns out you
01:07:02| grow a little more distant your text messages aren't answered as quickly life
01:07:08| gets in the way other sometimes you go podcast you hate their guts just
01:07:16| everything dress a little bit at a time but I imagine it will continue to do so
01:07:20| until we are dead somber note you want to end on a somber note we should end on
01:07:33| a somber note a little naked people a little depressed just a little well like
01:07:37| I'll put it this way bring you up next time when you were well known is easy
01:07:41| when you were 13 12 15 when you started really have a friends you'd call them
01:07:45| you'd hang out with them go to the mall with them like you were like friends are
01:07:48| the coolest thing in the world they will be my best friend until the day I die
01:07:51| friendship is more important than anything like everything just this is so
01:07:55| cool someone who gets my life did you ever
01:07:58| like look at your parents and you're like why don't they have friends
01:08:02| strip 24 years later I look back I go it was because of me
01:08:10| you ruined their friendships you are ruining their lives and everyone will
01:08:16| drift a little bit like the universe everything's hot dense moving around
01:08:20| everything sexy everything's flying around new planets are forming and then
01:08:24| eventually we reached static equilibrium and then the heat death of the universe
01:08:30| you're dull you're just about floating around what's uh entertaining in life
01:08:36| just waiting to die blank void that's what he's doing just wishing you
01:08:45| wouldn't go into that void yeah so we're the unplanned or is all I need
01:08:51| a visit friends with Dan oh yeah first visit the old website clicky
01:08:59| clicky clicky clicky i likey yeah clicking come on one panderers calm
01:09:06| yeah go there folks in the meantime I just want to say I'm Nick I'm Dan and we
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