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00:00:01| so I'm Dan come there folks and we as together as a duo form always
00:00:12| in perfect unison yeah in a sync receipt would form beyond panders on panderers
00:00:21| that's us folks dr. ken if you're listening you're number hey about that I
00:00:28| remember our first dumper Alaska keep an eye on you yeah I don't I don't think
00:00:34| he's her she's there anymore thank you later the internet went down
00:00:39| from yeah they'll pick up well winter hit and they had to go indoors for a
00:00:42| while mm-hmm they'll be back they don't have internet in doors only outdoors a
00:00:45| lot of catching up in Alaska well I'd like to tell everyone what we do here
00:00:51| it's a conversational podcast we share giant ideas well you know when you go to
00:00:58| sleep it's just dark you know and your there's rumor there
00:01:01| might be a snowstorm and you wake up and you can see the glow like it's brighter
00:01:05| than it should be when you open your eyes oh yeah it's quieter than it should
00:01:10| be you just know before even look at snow is everywhere
00:01:14| like this podcast except with word yeah I do like this Oh like you can haha
00:01:25| and there it is you smile anyway huh you gotta be 18 these opinions aren't ours
00:01:34| yeah you can't sue us you just can and see hostile and unemployed us and our
00:01:39| bad employers fun infotainment try us will sue you we're gonna win cuz that
00:01:47| disclaimer I love it mm-hmm so where do we begin I don't even remember it's been
00:01:53| a little while it's been a while we do a lot of uh copying out as we call it me
00:01:57| on banners holidays gaming you know women am i right video games am i right
00:02:04| haha those damn video games man mm-hmm taking up all my time wanted me to push
00:02:10| their buttons sarens was like the women and the uh how
00:02:15| would you rate the three games we played what were destiny to dead by daylight
00:02:21| maybe the third hmm forced enforce had a unique feel to it but it was very basic
00:02:30| yeah dead by daylight and I thoroughly enjoyed it but the last time we played
00:02:34| it was just like missing something and couldn't boy I think it's missing like
00:02:38| the safe zone like the jumping through the doorway to be like haha for you get
00:02:43| the killer they ain't the killers we got yeah yeah and then we were not there
00:02:47| they G they yeah they cheated us and then destiny to I I liked but it was
00:02:53| empty Hollow lair very Hollow well folks were video game experts right here yeah
00:03:04| broke it down for you yep do you want to hear something terrifying
00:03:08| I talked to dill Dan about oh sure I start with let's go with video games we
00:03:12| call it a smirk smile I don't know I wasn't even planning on going here but I
00:03:15| talked to me today he plays destiny and his problem is he
00:03:18| never gets people it'll really join him okay and he needs to do like a nightfall
00:03:23| or raid or whatever he's nice people yeah we just try and randomly just like
00:03:27| you know hole invite people and then write something like hey I'm just trying
00:03:31| to do a raid real quick can you help or whatever and they're like have you done
00:03:34| it before and then like no I don't know he doesn't get any much mind anything
00:03:37| like these would only bobble and I thought that's crazy and then I was like
00:03:42| well what if I was 16 17 15 somewhere in that range playing this game every day
00:03:47| like I'm grinding I'm a master and someone in perfect English messages me
00:03:52| with the right punctuation and like the capitalization can you help me with a
00:03:57| raid real quick protector like I'd be like is this dude 30 and I said that to
00:04:04| build an on the phone and he was like you think and I was like I mean maybe he
00:04:10| just can tell you're all these people are like look at the old dude I ain't
00:04:13| helping the old guy and like you wouldn't know would you ever I mean I
00:04:18| old person it doesn't know they're old that's true you and do you think you
00:04:22| just there are ways you don't know you're old I
00:04:24| I'm still like 25 in my mind like I've gotten armor since college but only a
00:04:28| little bit 15 year-olds could find you online they know they'd avoid you they
00:04:34| yeah they look up my handle get a tan and be nada chemical let's get away from
00:04:39| this creep out we've looked at his YouTube channel we've seen all those
00:04:42| websites look at his baby hangouts we've seen we've seen his history we
00:04:46| know what those guys into yeah we could see his passwords written on the note of
00:04:50| path piece of paper next to him because there's a reflection in the room
00:04:53| somewhere but I mean we wouldn't know so that's kind of weird they were already
00:04:59| old they were already already being left out of things times passing by mm-hmm
00:05:05| yeah I look at my my son who's very young he's a toddler and he just enjoys
00:05:12| everything so much and it's just amazing that he enjoys he thoroughly enjoys all
00:05:18| of his time and here's here's my smoker smile go for it
00:05:22| is that I let him run wild and free completely nude like the first time I
00:05:26| was like you know no diaper just run run do that do the first thing you want to
00:05:30| do what the first thing he did was went to the softest stuffed animal that he
00:05:36| has and he rubbed his body all over it oh yeah it was a giraffe a pervert yeah
00:05:44| mmm oh giraffe is ride this ride yeah he gonna have to buy the year that's the
00:05:48| gravy town oh yeah of course if he's looking back he's gonna hear
00:05:53| about this and yeah seven year olds are doing that so so uh yeah it worked
00:06:00| I feel like I have this the adult mind which is the mature mind I have the
00:06:05| childlike mind and then I have it it's over yeah it's over here two left
00:06:10| I guess which one looks at adult videos this is either three of them I didn't
00:06:15| this so there's the it's the it's a try hemisphere and so when he grabbed the
00:06:25| hemisphere when he grabbed that giraffe I just thought like he had it right by
00:06:30| the ears and I just thought oh deep throat that's the longest
00:06:37| like there is yeah we're gonna get banned yep pervert Channel and well I
00:06:52| don't know if any of you know but um the oh nice shirt that's quite classy did
00:07:00| you try to climb that pole but it was greased and you fell off
00:07:04| what uh I would up the Eagles one hat we're doing this the day after uh going
00:07:10| to the Super Bowl baby yeah it's still low in disbelief but what's funny is and
00:07:18| to do a whole hour on this subject I know you could like football is kind of
00:07:25| in my life like that really but like it's engrained everywhere else I go so I
00:07:29| pay attention to it nice nose job there oh yeah you got like I like that no no
00:07:36| but I'm used to losing I almost enjoyed and losing I've got their own little
00:07:44| losers like well like cuz then your fandom is more real I feel like you feel
00:07:51| like the ones like I'm gonna be an Eagles fan like an outsider like I can't
00:07:55| wait you know what I mean I'm like you're very there's no faking being an
00:07:59| Eagles that's what they're talking about in the locker room they they're talking
00:08:02| about eels fans and how shitty they are because they of course
00:08:05| oh yes shit on people like almost literally makes throw shit at people and
00:08:09| it might actually show a little bit they're just extremely passionate but
00:08:14| they they they're so used to not winning that it's almost like a badge of honor
00:08:19| like it's almost like I suffered worse than any of your fan bases hence I'm
00:08:24| better is the feeling that they get mm-hmm cuz I mean most people have a
00:08:28| championship or two or three or I bet you guys want any championships at all
00:08:32| they won in 1948 1949 and then 60 okay they're a good team but they didn't
00:08:38| change it to the Super Bowl til 62 I think okay they're few years old and
00:08:42| they haven't won sense so in terms of recent victories its Phillies oh eight
00:08:49| and where that was 83 the six or Sixers and
00:08:53| then flyers and then he gel's well and there's an 80
00:08:57| I think the Phillies won an 80s Waukee huh so I get one every 10 years I could
00:09:03| break it down yeah and that's for for some it's not worth so per sport it's
00:09:10| probably one every 40 anyway so you get to see one in your lifetime well I guess
00:09:16| maybe maybe we'll find out first thing is the Eagles won yesterday and it was
00:09:21| such a good feeling like you'll love winning I love everything about it but I
00:09:26| guess when you're losing everything feels like it lasts longer
00:09:30| like from catch-22 Dunbar says - yes Arian he loves being bored because it
00:09:36| makes the time go by so slowly everything so he's he never wants to be
00:09:40| too excited because then before he knows it it's a week later or a year later or
00:09:44| a dozen years later so if you leave like a crazy fun-filled life like you blink
00:09:48| and it's over it's gone so he just wants to constantly be bored
00:09:51| this way the time drags by just staring at a wall and what's interesting is this
00:09:58| Eagles postseason has gone quicker than any postseason I can ever remember like
00:10:02| how many to watch a game but I haven't well you should I was they were good
00:10:09| games but like now I can almost picture the Eagles winning this game and it's
00:10:14| not like I went out and raised holy hell like six years ago I would have went out
00:10:19| that's what all the people were in Frankfurt in common and raised hell
00:10:22| gotten drunk from bottles places given us a bad name punched a horse I don't
00:10:27| know I would have done anything someone punched a horse got arrested for
00:10:35| punching a horse wow that's awesome shout out a guy who punched doors but
00:10:41| but it's like time's going by too quick for me to even soak it all in it's like
00:10:45| I could picture us winning the Superbowl and me not even having a chance to get
00:10:50| so drunk I forget my name and binge for nine days and like go crazy and drop to
00:10:54| my knees and scream and break something hello and that's almost like sweet
00:11:01| justice will win it and I won't even enjoy it as much as I
00:11:04| enjoy at the losses yeah I'm getting ahead of myself
00:11:08| we didn't win the Superbowl but we we made it and it's a very weird feeling
00:11:12| yeah nothing almost winning it argh when they went in Oh for mm-hmm we
00:11:19| played the Patriots yeah I remember that game Ricky ironically now and Justin
00:11:22| Timberlake did the halftime he did do it here
00:11:25| oh no it's Amy well those could be revenge if it would be a woman yeah or
00:11:30| just repeating yeah but it's sick like my um afford my ex-girlfriend Meghan her
00:11:37| roommate was a huge Patriots fan time we were egos fans so I was watching it in
00:11:42| her school in University of Scranton and I remember we lost and I was so drunk
00:11:48| and so mad I picked up her roommates vacuum cleaner and just hold it at a
00:11:53| wall and it shattered hmm I threw a bunch of bottles that night and broke
00:11:58| them everywhere it was an awful person yeah so every terrible every few years
00:12:03| will call Kate messages me on Facebook and says lol you owe me a vacuum because
00:12:10| I broke up with Megan I know it's not like a friendly lol it's like she's
00:12:13| gonna come get me for backing on that uh-huh every year it gets a little bit
00:12:17| of the interest if I put money on the Eagles to win and I win money I should
00:12:24| buy her vacuum probably should but make sure that you can like H an Eagles
00:12:30| emblem on it oh yeah I just give her a crappy vacuum I don't really feel bad
00:12:34| anymore she's got one plane we got anyway that's sorry that's where I went
00:12:41| with that Turkish the dark dark despicable place uh-huh that's okay I
00:12:46| kind of wish that I remember watching uh same thing in college watching the
00:12:51| Flyers they beat where they beat I failed of a they beat the Penguins or
00:12:55| Tampa Bay in like seven games on River primo was it no primo hit it off his
00:13:01| foot and then came around but slammed under but the Tampa Bay I was dampe I
00:13:05| remember watching yeah anyway like the communal area and that was the most
00:13:12| excited I've ever been about anything I think in that in that timeframe of
00:13:17| that were you surrounded by fires no no this was singular enjoyment by myself
00:13:22| everyone else was like kind of foreign to why it felt better for you because
00:13:27| you had to you had to revel in it beyond what you could do because you had to
00:13:32| encompass the group's happiness because you knew there were happiness but by
00:13:36| yourself yes and I almost broke a window by launching myself at it like a
00:13:40| cannonball in a good way though in a good cannonball way nothing broke but I
00:13:46| think it would have cemented how much I loved hockey if they had one like that
00:13:51| would have been a pin broken that window yeah it would be a great story if it was
00:13:54| a Stanley Cup and I fell out of a second-floor window I've been telling
00:13:58| that story right now if you were lying yeah right but that makes you know makes
00:14:03| a glass shards are probably pretty painful and two-story fall you don't
00:14:09| feel pain in the past do you folks hmm hinting hinting
00:14:17| tugging pulling long chain a time any corrections from last episode right
00:14:23| there I did huh hmm I don't I don't think I made any mistakes
00:14:30| hardly ever dude and I'm hardly I'm perfect
00:14:33| well I like it I'll correct that later well I did say in our last episode 106
00:14:42| or so Mussolini the the dictator he's the fellows yeah he loved manga and
00:14:49| hentai um they weren't around at the time it wasn't correct yeah just really
00:14:56| felt good wait Fuu he had his pillars no way fill away yeah except it was in the
00:15:01| shape of an oxy Nachi Nazi cross he liked hell yeah it's good
00:15:10| do up got extra arms legs I would like I kind of hold on sad to see if Amazon has
00:15:16| that not the body yeah I feel like it might be a thing coming back
00:15:23| I feel like they might yeah just a regular pillow it doesn't fit around
00:15:28| your body I feel like that's like for like maybe like two or three pregnant
00:15:32| women like it was a giant I'd share it yeah cuz they're all needed by Nazis
00:15:37| yeah there's a picture of a guy in between
00:15:42| alcohol I'll just stop I'll close that window before I get there too distracted
00:15:48| Wow sound sister act full Neville Nazi garb
00:15:52| into anti picture body pillows full-size dream fighter you have a scenario
00:15:59| scenario for oh yeah you're walking your dog
00:16:04| it's like Wednesday it's Thursday I don't even know let's say it's the
00:16:08| morning walk it's not even the late-night one it's like 6:00 in the
00:16:12| morning and it's still cold everywhere you don't want to be here dogs in
00:16:16| knowing what you have to do is you're walking it's it's sniffing around like
00:16:21| it's about the poop and you're looking the other way when you turn back the dog
00:16:24| is sitting on its butt look at human and staring at you and it says go into your
00:16:28| office and quit your job tomorrow hmm it looks you know it says us and you stare
00:16:35| at it for a few seconds and then it goes back to sniffing and it poops eventually
00:16:38| and you're talking that you're like Hello did you say something hello doll
00:16:42| dog you rubbing your eyes nothing else happens huh you do anything I don't
00:16:49| think I can do you think that's a message from yourself do you think it's
00:16:52| a message from no idea like whirring I don't know I'm just saying would you be
00:16:57| freaked out enough to do anything I mean you know what if it said quitting your
00:17:01| jobs a pretty big deal what if it said don't take Sully pound pike tomorrow ha
00:17:07| ha ha ha boy I rode like a plague man yeah is it you're like that's a street
00:17:12| down the road I sometimes take that to work would you totally be like I didn't
00:17:16| hear anything but I'm just taking Morris Road today how's it going in your voices
00:17:21| Oh in someone else's voice is it British because the British people can have more
00:17:25| sweat more veracity to their statements I don't know I mean like you would you
00:17:32| would not take the road though right that day maybe for a day yeah I think
00:17:35| Boyet but now what if it's a quit your job you wouldn't quit your job right
00:17:38| you'd be like I seeing things it's probably uh that's got a lot of weight
00:17:41| to it uh a different path cut off Aries what's it what's the different what's
00:17:47| the middle middle ground um it's like stop eating stop eating meat for a month
00:17:53| or something you're just like wow don't pick a monthly something that's
00:18:00| like like an instantaneous thing like don't do this or make sure you play this
00:18:05| number lottery I play a lottery number I would - yeah
00:18:09| if it don't tells you to I mean whatever in belgique oh yeah what if it says push
00:18:16| your wife down some stairs uh-huh that's to watch that stair that connotations
00:18:22| what about mmm I can't I can't earn instantaneous grief pain that goes back
00:18:31| to what you said about memories like are there any memories that are hurt and
00:18:34| there are memories that hurt it just that usually doesn't involve you because
00:18:39| I think you've healed but like the the possibility it's not I don't know a
00:18:45| memory can't hurt you I think a memory allows you to access the hurt Clark
00:18:51| these are feelings associated with the hurt not the act correct hurt correct
00:18:55| the memory I don't think act I guess my memory hurts oh no if you can separate
00:18:59| the two well maybe you can if it's like super
00:19:01| traumatic I think I've been through some traumatic things that I still could
00:19:06| remember we can cry right now I know I don't cry it's not it's not a
00:19:12| possibility not human but if I go back to your dog analogy if your dog said
00:19:19| like you have cancer of the pancreas would you go ahead and get a scan like
00:19:25| that's that takes some time cause some money I got you could set it up though
00:19:29| yeah hey Doc you just x-ray for cancer what do you guys do yeah do all that
00:19:37| yeah I don't know what you're saying my dog it's funny I think I might have
00:19:43| cancer yeah what makes you say that my dog um I
00:19:47| just he said get a second opinion cuz you're
00:19:51| not gonna believe me a dog I don't I think that's the threshold
00:19:56| though if it's like $1 active yeah not a procedure a check I could go with that
00:20:02| interesting I'd like this exploratory surgery doc I
00:20:06| don't know what I have but I know I have something I got a hankerin against me
00:20:11| stuff the movie back and you're the remover to do it I just wanna take
00:20:15| pictures put it on YouTube just whole thing inside down to feel good today
00:20:26| I do you feel good good I feel like yeah there's a lower there's a unique
00:20:31| circumstance that I think I could bring up because the government's shut down it
00:20:35| affects me you do whatever the hell you want right
00:20:38| no but no the scylla if I was a civil servant I think so they usually like
00:20:42| just to take a vacation they're not allowed to like do any work whatsoever
00:20:46| well they get when you take vacation as a paid vacation - mmm they don't use
00:20:51| their vacation in this okay what do you say to take a vacation I thought that
00:20:56| was at first no they well they they are not allowed to work and there don't get
00:21:02| paid until it gets retro actively changed - okay they get retro pay
00:21:06| everyone they never don't get retro back well the last time it happened they got
00:21:10| retro pay for like a week so I assume a day they're probably gonna give it to
00:21:14| them why not make sense right but I'm sitting in a federal facility and I'm
00:21:19| pretending to do normal work while all these civil servants are leaving and
00:21:24| like mass exodus of civil servants there was the most people I've ever seen
00:21:27| they came to work one government shutdown day they're allowed four hours
00:21:32| of government shutdown time so they shut down whatever they're doing and then
00:21:36| leave so they at four hours everyone left weird and I'm sitting there my
00:21:41| contractor is telling me to keep working like normal and use all of the federal
00:21:45| facilities that you can and I'm like isn't this like illegal well not only
00:21:51| that is it like is your boss or whatever kind of be the cheapskate being like
00:21:55| really we can't we can't do everything we should probably let everyone take it
00:21:59| easy but he's like hey keep working really are yeah it's a
00:22:02| corporate corporate shield mentality where you're just like yeah and the best
00:22:05| you can it's like what that that doesn't mean anything do it with anyone else
00:22:09| here yeah there's four people in the office when there's usually 100 I don't
00:22:12| I don't know what the hell's going on so you know I'm I am working and it's just
00:22:21| weird it's just weird odd hmm you know what
00:22:27| you can say to them right I know I do not as they walk by the word of the day
00:22:32| what might that be thank readytalk dane kurtik town it's an
00:22:39| old-fashioned way of saying goodbye tinker tea tonk resident I'm not sure
00:22:44| what nationality started it or whatever but tinker do you talk it sounds funny
00:22:49| hmm Tiger do you talk I hadn't use that in a
00:22:52| sentence you can't just like say it like a look it's just a phrase okay any time
00:22:57| you got your fingers it's a very finger is very finger scented you'll give them
00:23:04| the old tinker tea time I think it'll be like what do you mean grandad see the
00:23:10| problem is that if I did that in the office they'd be like is he your fire
00:23:14| yeah unless it's like you do it to the oldest guy in the office and he's like
00:23:21| it's like now I got to do that every time I see him every frickin time can
00:23:28| you talk yeah it there's no way to say it in a masculine way which i think is
00:23:36| what makes it fun yeah exactly everybody talk real quick for the
00:23:45| podcast I don't know the people at home use headphones
00:23:50| good ice-t-- are you wearing two right now
00:23:53| oh well I'll be damned well it turns out I'm wearing the new
00:24:00| Sony WH 1000x and twos huh just came out about a month
00:24:05| or two ago Wow Sunnis um big first foray into wireless noise canceling
00:24:12| mm-hm Wireless noise-cancelling it's pretty good nice and they uh you know
00:24:19| Bose is that a stranglehold on the economy with the Cuse CQ 25 yeah they've
00:24:28| kind of owned just no one can match that at noise-canceling it's active
00:24:33| noise-cancelling really well um so you may have actually one-up them here it's
00:24:38| in the same price point except this one has wow its engine looks like I just
00:24:45| bought that what's that did you just buy that yeah
00:24:49| just both today Wow how convenient how much they lost three fifty three dollars
00:24:57| and fifty cents keep going up three hundred cents and you just went down
00:25:06| literally no I had a hundred and eighty eighty nine dollars and Best Buy money
00:25:11| oh so you paid half price so what you're saying yes exactly I haven't decided if
00:25:17| I'm keeping them but they're actually really they're like here's the issue I'm
00:25:23| having mm-hmm I think noise-canceling is really cool I didn't need it but like I
00:25:28| got money to burn let's go folks it's so good my son was taking a bath
00:25:34| tonight right out I couldn't hear the water filling the tub I couldn't hear
00:25:41| him making noises in there I couldn't hear anything I was like just hopping
00:25:46| along closing my eyes and immediately like four seconds and I was like he
00:25:49| could be traveling I was like he's good and now I do is gonna dick he's good
00:25:54| you're rockin you're so he asleep but like but I couldn't enjoy myself because
00:25:58| and then I started doing the dishes with them and I couldn't hear the TV in the
00:26:02| background and playing and I just kept picturing my nagging awful girlfriend in
00:26:08| the hallway screaming are you listening to me are you listening smiling and
00:26:14| cleaning dishes and be like oh my god but like it's almost like they're too
00:26:17| good for me huh they might not be too good for other people they're too good
00:26:22| for me maybe I don't know Wow who are you gonna put them in a box
00:26:27| and ship them to me they might be good like it was like pairs about this now
00:26:32| you're like I really want to zone out my entire family and just be able to really
00:26:37| enjoy my time on Longworth if I'm being honest I actually bought the Bose um CQ
00:26:45| and I came home and did all my read at home work which I had kind of been doing
00:26:50| for a week except that it was like if you're on the fence just buy the Sunnis
00:26:53| they have a better sound quality the only thing that bows when offers is
00:26:56| there they feel nicer on your ears but this one has like five hours more
00:27:01| battery life mmm really cool equalizer you can customize it matches it and
00:27:06| pretty much everything else and then it has really good like sound quality like
00:27:10| it sounds like really expensive headphones where's the Bose is like
00:27:12| everyone's like it's kind of weak kind of like yeah nice bass bose losers
00:27:16| so is that direct bluetooth where you can just dial your phone in and just
00:27:20| play correct it also has something even input if you want it also is
00:27:24| future-proofed because Bose runs on aptX
00:27:28| bluetooth Manning and all the words and listen when you do as much research as I
00:27:32| do know with every piece does but um these also support L DAC and the next
00:27:42| one which is gonna come out it's just a higher fidelity Bluetooth string so like
00:27:46| it isn't out yet but it will be and what it is I'll be rocking these wow those
00:27:51| will last you a lifetime or uh most people say they keep they're like really
00:27:55| nice 300 plus F minutes for like seven years four years like five years people
00:28:00| will replace the cups before anything else it's like a house people stay in a
00:28:05| house for seven years um I was going with musical instrument that yet anyway
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00:28:23| pussy yeah Oh get all those here the other really cool thing about these oh
00:28:27| yeah if you if you're wearing them where you get your thing like and the noise
00:28:33| cancelling zone I can't hear anything like you could be talking to me I'll be
00:28:35| like this I know if I see someone talking to me its
00:28:39| motion enabled so I do this hold my right hand over the cup right here
00:28:42| uh-huh it turns off all music and turns
00:28:45| everything into a microphone for a couple seconds so it's like yes
00:28:49| that's pretty awesome it's like someone talking and it's like it's cool check
00:28:52| out a review of them I know yeah pretty awesome it's just again I don't know
00:28:56| look I spent all this on noise can't clean maybe off trade off but let's hear
00:29:00| what you have to say yeah yeah I'm on the other end of the spectrum the color
00:29:03| visual yeah and also cost because I bought I bought 50 jobs ma I know for 50
00:29:12| bucks I got three of these sets I wrapped the third one as a gift from my
00:29:20| my wife for a Christmas so I checked a box on that one as well
00:29:24| oh you got 11 months to get him huh no this is this is a little bit old I want
00:29:29| to do this last podcast but we've been dilly dallying Oh tinker tinker tattle
00:29:35| time over here yeah tinker cattle at finger T talk
00:29:39| tinker t-talk tinker Danny Hawk that's UNK oh goody tonk but I I wear these and
00:29:45| I thought they'd be too flashy but I get compliments every day people are like I
00:29:50| really like your sunglasses and I'm like really sorry yeah complete strangers I
00:29:58| don't I don't wear the red ones are where I've like a blue tint because he's
00:30:02| like looking at myself it looks like doom like this is the
00:30:05| coloration that doom has fires a hell I feel good though oh um do you ever want
00:30:14| a favor put them on the camera put them on the camera because it does tint it
00:30:19| doesn't work see the other color I got I can't do both because there's two
00:30:22| cameras actually but let's get this one let me give you the field yeah you can
00:30:28| see the it has a blue tint because this one's red but I have a blue one that
00:30:31| gives you red tint I want the red one but it's a hundred percent you you IV
00:30:36| uva/uvb all that jazz all right yes baby the very light waves gear they float in
00:30:42| water which I never go into so I hope you use for but I'm like a vampire or
00:30:48| something I don't know Texas could use them a few more
00:30:51| to go yeah I should have got him before Harvey but luckily I didn't go in any
00:30:56| water luckily yeah but yeah they're nice I like him they fit anybody's head
00:31:05| what named Brent its waves gear oh I heard the ways that you know who knows
00:31:10| we get the the symbol right there because we're not sponsored in any way
00:31:15| by but if we were he matches the sails for these companies yeah they were a few
00:31:21| thousand dollars are what they're gonna give us some money in retrospect after
00:31:25| they've already made their money millions premium leather good lord
00:31:29| homeboy premium leather okay that's we pandered enough on the end panderers
00:31:35| pander yeah I really don't think we're not selling any of this crap we're just
00:31:41| liking it so we done the episode where we run out of time I might have run out
00:31:50| of time and I think I close the window I was using so dang it I gotta go all the
00:31:55| way back waste my goddamn time folks Oh Ernest use a word a lot this episode
00:32:02| that will shadow him mm-hmm feel like this is gonna be uh pee-wee
00:32:08| Herman it's one of the days we missed one yeah we miss I miss the celebrity
00:32:18| challenge but uh we can go past I totally skipped and if I have one it's
00:32:22| not so bad you're here is it terrible is it peeing
00:32:24| in a diaper or a cop or something quality function it was it was a
00:32:33| celebrity challenge everyone scream but um it was butter building where you
00:32:38| build something I don't bother do you have to turn it yourself because that
00:32:41| would be a check no no no you buy the sticks Oh Lord we're not animals fine
00:32:46| sticks that can be salted or unsalted your choice and I wanted Celine Dion to
00:32:50| take take on cher see the fateful turn back time if I could yeah I know get all
00:32:58| her songs but you know I'm saying they could they could butter off the crazy
00:33:04| you have five minutes ago you build the craziest sculpture you want to build a
00:33:08| house like a Lego house whatever and then you have double the time to build
00:33:13| it to eat it all wow that's pretty good I was envisioning a side by side by side
00:33:20| celebrity challenge with the trick don't let them know they're gonna eat it till
00:33:23| they're done making it but I want this to happen on a beach alongside Mario
00:33:29| Batali and Emeril Lagasse and their butter challenge is to rub themselves in
00:33:32| butter and get the best suntan yours the cook-off version and mine's the sing-off
00:33:43| version so Wow Oaks Holy Smoke holy smokes folks a beam that would just
00:33:51| be a ridiculous celebrity challenge Lucia will donate to charity I don't
00:33:59| even know what you donated at this point but I know there's two charities
00:34:03| involved one of them has to be for hunger the other one has to be for
00:34:06| sunburn I'm hungry for some fried chicken mmm
00:34:14| biscuit challenge okay so main topic time run it time folks it's a time hmm
00:34:23| it's time for what type of time is a big topic we gotta really break it up into
00:34:28| chunks and chew them down to nothing all right you're gonna kick it off should I
00:34:34| kick it off yoo-hoo so origin of time because backward it start 13th century
00:34:41| they started making like crazy cocks where they just sometimes the sundials
00:34:47| go back way way back so the origin I'm gonna jump around a lot because there's
00:34:51| a lot of different aspects of time you can yeah so the I'm gonna start with the
00:34:56| day so like the day is 24 hours in it because of the sundial was broken into
00:35:04| added an hour before and an hour after for the day whoo and then the night yeah
00:35:09| they make it yeah how did they know the night was passing as long as the day was
00:35:14| passing that's doesn't get any mess I don't think they
00:35:16| did I think they just knew the day was needed because that change changes
00:35:20| yearly because the lunar cycle well we're not getting on lunar cycles a
00:35:26| month though so if you want to go from hours to days they just a month by how
00:35:32| often the moon rotated the earth way soon naturally is I think it's the snow
00:35:40| what is the shading of the moon right thank you yeah thank you yeah or we get
00:35:45| corrected with a boon not being Wolfenstein 2 or do hmm there's Nazis on
00:35:57| a lot of games oh they're good they're good bad guys I love shooting Nazis yeah
00:36:04| I've done it in real life I just hate to admit it anywhere I'm not gonna edit
00:36:12| that out oh well that's how we get our viewership
00:36:19| edginess yeah courage Balam soft as a pillow I'm not see
00:36:27| pillow also lets brick time down [Music]
00:36:36| naturalistically everyone knows there's a night and day right yeah you don't
00:36:40| know they're exactly the same length or not the same length or whatever yeah
00:36:44| you're telling your friends down river cycles a month right yeah now to also
00:36:49| you understand a year always happens because that's four seasons always
00:36:52| repeats right mm-hmm you never that out yep is there anything
00:36:57| after that that's naturally occurring that you can see well victim beyond a
00:37:03| year see this is where it's somehow they knew because I was researching about
00:37:10| different segments of time I don't know if they're just multiples of a year but
00:37:14| they used like Olympiad like the Olympics is every four years somehow
00:37:18| they knew that they wanted to break it down into four years so maybe there's a
00:37:21| cyclic element to four years that well four years maybe because four seasons
00:37:26| like they figured each maybe in their idiocy they figured one
00:37:33| year winter was the longest one year fall was the longest one year summer as
00:37:36| long as when your spring was longest by a day or two and that that it would just
00:37:40| repeat possibly because some years some seasons do feel longer and these are
00:37:45| primitive folk without calculators sundial is trying to figure things out
00:37:51| no no no but those are the obvious ones right yeah it's a certain point it
00:37:56| becomes more of a mathematical exercise to figure other elements out about the
00:38:01| world like the physics about world or judging how long it's gonna take for
00:38:05| something to happen ironically do you think more more time
00:38:11| realization or time science it is using the date number a night time because I
00:38:16| feel like when you start knowing about years and stuff and seasons they use the
00:38:20| Stars a lot didn't they hmm right you know there's only certain celestial
00:38:26| positions that you can see at night you know what I mean because they season the
00:38:31| Earth's is wobbling right the 23-degree access those at 23 and 1/2 um you know
00:38:37| come at me experts 23.6 is that what it is I don't didn't research that range
00:38:43| right well he knew that 3.9 or 20 4.50 was real guest hmm let the record show
00:38:58| he wins it's close we do whoopty fraggin do so yeah they could they could tell by
00:39:04| the yeah celestial beings bodies then it was wobbling mm-hmm and I don't know
00:39:12| what that told them really I just did it repeatedly the seasons I mean is that a
00:39:17| yearly thing that it rotates like on a wobble or there's a wobble and rotate
00:39:21| maybe that's how they got more years out of it I first should have researched
00:39:24| this a little bit better oh yeah because there's there something
00:39:27| that a top does called percent recession right on there yeah that happens because
00:39:34| the wobble is so slow like it can be spinning but the wobble goes slower
00:39:39| yeah have you ever seen the procession of item
00:39:41| on ISS International Space Station no I didn't is that pretty badass the watch
00:39:46| yeah if they forget what object it was but they spin it and it's like normally
00:39:50| spinning and then the precession comes like Alissa gives a little bit out of
00:39:53| whack so it kind of resets a little bit yeah well it doesn't it changes a lot it
00:39:58| changes like 90 degrees and then starts spinning the other way and then it
00:40:01| undoes itself and then spins the other way oh no I did not see that I did not
00:40:07| see it so alright let's break it down into the different direction sure it's
00:40:18| gonna seem like them do you know what one second is so there's a lot of ways
00:40:24| to define that I others where you're lying
00:40:27| which I find incredibly fascinating average just incredibly what everyone
00:40:33| knows normal timing saying it one Mississippi
00:40:38| that's one second yes it's really close um you ask any kid on the street hey
00:40:45| Billy hey Bobby hey jihad whatever whatever kid you're
00:40:50| talking into it it depends where you're from we have a lot of jahan's here Oh
00:40:54| Jared one second and they always say that's just nine million 192 631
00:41:01| thousand 770 cycles back sort of radiation between two levels of cesium
00:41:08| it was like yeah and then I always look at my paper to make sure they got the
00:41:14| number right then usually they do it is yeah this is cesium atom changing states
00:41:21| so everything but it's actually the the your the radio frequency hit frequency
00:41:28| they hit it with so well what do they do they hit it with a radio frequency in it
00:41:33| what yeah so the frequency is like exactly time so that the cesium atom
00:41:38| gives off the right amount of energy and they measure the energy to prove that
00:41:42| the frequency of the radio is timed to the cesium atom I um I'm not disagreeing
00:41:49| with that at all and is you shaking are you getting old you do this I don't know
00:41:52| if that's arm yeah it's probably or arm on the day
00:41:55| that's that here's my question so which came first our second or this second
00:42:03| because I don't think a lot of the Greeks or anybody were measuring cesium
00:42:12| where the original second came from well what would be the smallest like the only
00:42:17| things I looked at were different version of clocks and it seemed like
00:42:20| they were just trying to time even intervals of time they're trying to
00:42:25| figure out like I guess your best bet was to find out an hour or a day I guess
00:42:30| a day is almost easier except every day is different lengths but if you broke a
00:42:35| day down and then tried to divide the day and twelve and then divide that into
00:42:42| that's you would get a second that way right I do that math right yeah yeah and
00:42:46| then we start modeling different types of clocks like there's a water clock
00:42:50| where they just kind of let water water water water pull out of thanks cute old
00:42:56| out Eagles are going to the Super Bowl sorry oh fuck it yeah they let their
00:43:01| what water water pour out of something and they figure out that like the amount
00:43:05| of like distance it takes it was like telling time or what I thought was more
00:43:10| fascinating was that they started creating these like crazy like
00:43:13| spring-like clocks and they don't really know who made the first clock but the
00:43:20| thing was like ingenious like the way it kind of like spun and kept time like it
00:43:24| was the precursor to the pendulum clock where you like like pull of weight and
00:43:28| it just swings is it just um did those clocks work on the principle that the
00:43:35| the length of the pendulum is such that the momentum will stay the same and it's
00:43:41| always the length will keep it yeah keep it tires they didn't do that did you go
00:43:49| into the measurements of time and their smallest and largest I went to plank
00:43:53| plank slat length which is what yeah this is a distance it could travel and
00:43:58| like my travel in a plane which is I don't know about the size of a nucleus a
00:44:04| nucleus roughly there's an actual it's called a Fermi
00:44:08| where fermius huh fer me fer me shoutout he
00:44:13| watches the podcast yeah he's dead big pimp Anders he's dead
00:44:17| yeah he doesn't want me or wherever he is so that no one's like a theoretical
00:44:23| measure so like we're starting to get into like the physics of things like if
00:44:26| you wanted real measure isn't it it's true theoretical what the hell isn't our
00:44:30| second three nuts if you want to be writable too if you want to project
00:44:34| anything out in time then you're using like pure time to judge it which is I
00:44:39| don't know how to say it it's like I'm not even saying like travel in time like
00:44:46| you say like one year from now I'm gonna do this thing like we already have a
00:44:49| preset amount of time and that's sure measured on the atomic clock so how do
00:44:54| you measure it in space how do you measure time and space yeah like if
00:45:00| you're on the space station or if you're not near an atomic clock like you're
00:45:03| there's no technology and we're talking about something happens on Betelgeuse
00:45:06| Sun so yeah so yeah you lose you don't have a real Sun you don't have a like
00:45:12| everything so what is day three times so I don't know like usually when we talk
00:45:19| about like how long a planet takes to rotate around some random star I'm Rui
00:45:23| it's our time like it there reference time is completely different so via time
00:45:28| dilation and physics isn't there time could it be different I'm gonna jump
00:45:34| into like animal time so okay interesting I didn't do this uh-huh so
00:45:39| they say that like things with smaller like smaller hearts they think perceive
00:45:45| time slower so they live a much faster rate how many heartbeats
00:45:52| how many heartbeats what the average thing does is it similar is it similar
00:45:58| at all oh yeah hold on check this I literally just read this two days ago
00:46:01| awesome when I was drinking or something at night had nothing to do it any of
00:46:05| this podcast the reason larger things hearts beat
00:46:09| slower and much smaller creatures like a shrew or a hummingbird their heart beats
00:46:14| much failure now what they realize is that if you spaced it out over the
00:46:19| course of a species or an animal or into creatures life they all tend to have the
00:46:24| same amount of heartbeats of our lifespan which is I love those 10
00:46:29| million 1 million hundred million I forget the number but the number was
00:46:32| similar in all animals try it out I don't know how to do the math I have to
00:46:37| really think about it can you figure I want to do it though well just type in
00:46:43| what I was talking about but like a Google search I'm good at Google
00:46:45| searches ah large creature slow heartbeat small creature many heartbeat
00:46:54| that might show up what what it I'm talking about so doing like 62 beats per
00:47:00| minute which i think is like a resting heart beat over the course of a hundred
00:47:03| years that's a lot that's a lot of years yeah that's like 3 billion heartbeats it
00:47:10| could be a billion then because your number might be flabbergasted well our
00:47:15| our heart beats our slowest of all I think he's ever like turtles which I
00:47:19| think turtles have slow heartbeats too but they could live a long time they'd
00:47:22| love to be hundred years yeah I think so anyway um we're getting a little
00:47:26| off-topic but what were you talking about with animal time I always about to
00:47:30| say pretty much the same thing actually is that their time could be a lifetime
00:47:35| like their life time could be our life time if they perceive time faster than
00:47:39| we do well I might only live like a day but a day to a fly might be a hundred
00:47:45| years right but then did they have seasons so they don't have seasons yeah
00:47:50| so they're gauge of time does not involve planetary observations which is
00:47:55| interesting so are we the perfect time notices or do you think if we span that
00:48:01| our life to let's say a thousand years we would notice other patterns that
00:48:05| happen very much and we just don't really pay attention because we live to
00:48:09| be like 80 years you probably start noticing like certain comets come by
00:48:12| you're like ah I don't know I guess I get again another decade but that
00:48:15| doesn't affect your weather does it I mean or like your earth like I'm talking
00:48:20| like flies don't know that seasons happen seasons are pretty big deals
00:48:23| it changes the earth like everything about the surface of the earth right
00:48:27| mm-hmm a comet going by you might miss that
00:48:30| I'll say you're looking at the ground for like a week straight well maybe it
00:48:33| could be like coma can occur up shion's or something like
00:48:35| maybe those are cyclic and we just haven't figured it out yet I wouldn't
00:48:39| think some geek figured it out though you don't think I don't know all these
00:48:42| numbers I mean you might be right I have no idea you go back to the 13th 13th
00:48:45| century where they made the first clock and they are like they just made a clock
00:48:48| I don't know who did it would it exist so before that we have no recompense of
00:48:53| time yeah we had no way of measuring stuff beforehand
00:48:56| how about species in like extinctions and stuff that would be a crazy thing to
00:49:01| like if you if you could exist longer than almost every species you'd be able
00:49:06| to tell like a suit is now be shoes would die no you're gone like a couple
00:49:11| thousand years yeah given a given ten I'll get with that let's place bets
00:49:16| place bets place your bets now I don't know whole speech oh my god it's a crazy
00:49:23| thing to think about though that'll fly is like having like so many thoughts
00:49:25| every like half a second he's just like is it do you think do you think they
00:49:29| have more thoughts or you think just there's more waiting their thoughts I
00:49:32| don't know when I try to swallow it out of the air I swear it knows more than I
00:49:35| do he's gonna sound weird I think we brought this up before one of our very
00:49:41| first podcast uh-huh I'm really good at swatting flies I think that's an
00:49:45| incredible like you would be like you can't hit that and I'll use like a piece
00:49:50| of paper or like a rag or a hat and I'll get a fly because I try and to kill it
00:49:57| on first strike is this something to just knock it down but I can step one in
00:50:01| afterwards oh it's confused it's flailing around
00:50:04| yeah it's on its back it's like I just got a hit if your trick is I try and
00:50:09| perceive the pattern it's doing which isn't always a pattern it's more like
00:50:13| what we're talking about picturing something over a longer span of time
00:50:17| yeah perfectly online right certain way and the movements are erratic but it's
00:50:21| always moving in one direction and when you swing at it you have to figure their
00:50:25| senses or such that they're gonna see it before it gets there you want to be
00:50:28| where it's going to go yeah so if it feels movement it like it's near a wall
00:50:33| and you're swinging out of here it's going to fly away from the wall because
00:50:36| if whatever so your thought is I want to smash it ahead of where it's going so
00:50:41| it's gonna try and get up or away or move and you you've maximized your
00:50:48| chances of destroying that some shit flop excuse me I got all in
00:50:54| because you finished sketching on a notebook where it's gonna be it works
00:50:59| yeah you just sketched the entire fly's family and it's tier here I got it
00:51:05| so here's something a little interesting that has to do with what we're talking
00:51:08| about sure a plunk time plunked the time it
00:51:13| takes for 100 times Wallace and covered in a speed light in a vacuum
00:51:20| uh-huh which again this is smaller than a molecule time with it's the smallest
00:51:26| distance you can pretty much imagine yeah it's 1 times 10 to the negative 44
00:51:34| which is not measure point but no finer ethically possible 0.44 zeroes one
00:51:42| correct yeah right yes I think so that's that's how many
00:51:48| seconds of lightness so there's so much happening hold on so what's interesting
00:51:54| is for reference on the millisecond which is on thousandth of a second
00:52:01| uh-huh it's 10 to the negative 3 makes that's
00:52:04| point zero zero zero one or point zero zero one
00:52:09| I think you see me series are one I was crazy
00:52:14| it was and move the decimal I moved it that yeah do you know what the largest
00:52:18| measurement of time is it's called a Yoda second I did not know about this
00:52:25| Yoda sec why is its own second I don't know it's anyway Tsar Wars go and it
00:52:33| used to be called a Yoda second they changed it why oda they changed the y ou
00:52:39| t th I'm not sure I think of Star Wars that's like the I think they got a bite
00:52:43| or whatever like God takes a bite well it's one septillion so it's 10 to the
00:52:50| plus 24 24 it breaks down that many seconds breaks
00:52:55| down to thirty one quadrillion 556 trillion 925 billion 445
00:53:03| million years that's insane when you think that many seconds that's a lot of
00:53:10| years right yeah so let me break this down on what we talked about right there
00:53:16| so that number of seconds 10 to the plus make up a year shit-ton right you're
00:53:27| making me search this thing I'm just I'm just I'm just trying to give a spitball
00:53:31| here it's not that important but it was it's a lot second singing link first
00:53:36| think it's three point five for e to the seventh seconds in a year okay just like
00:53:46| a million seconds okay - it's 30 million tickets I think right okay yes I guess I
00:53:53| don't know somewhere around there anyway what's crazy is that 10 to the 24
00:54:00| seconds equals 31 quadrillion years think about that so then think about
00:54:06| this applying length is 10 to the negative 44 that's like multiplying the
00:54:16| thing by 20 look you know how big of a number we just talked about yeah by ten
00:54:22| to the twenty ten yet but it'd be like have a scale for understanding that the
00:54:31| size of the small amount of time is mind-boggling like I'm kind of curious
00:54:39| what the size of a nucleus is and then multiply that by I can't even it I don't
00:54:48| even know dude your computer's gonna say Error error so it's just so easy what
00:54:54| we're getting at though is that the smallest and the greatest lengths of
00:54:57| time are immeasurable right and do you think
00:55:05| it's interesting to think of time if you thought of it as a physical medium like
00:55:13| if it wasn't abstract let's say it wasn't let's say time is real which we
00:55:19| can't prove one way or the other could you explore everything going on in a
00:55:24| one-second time frame could you explore everything going on at two second
00:55:27| timeframe could you explore everything that could happen in a negative 10 to
00:55:31| the negative third time frame like there are all these time frames where things
00:55:35| could be happening and we don't even know I find that fascinating
00:55:40| it's almost like it we can't be in a simulation because there's no way a
00:55:43| simulation could account for all of the things that are happening yeah I guess
00:55:49| that's a good point is it so is time infinite until we die as a species so
00:55:59| till we stop measuring it but I think if a species were to come along they'd
00:56:02| probably have to adopt time wouldn't they they'd figure out that stuff
00:56:06| happens over time and language I give props to English majors and time in
00:56:12| general time so I changed change gears here okay I'm sorry
00:56:21| let's go topical yeah well this is more philosophical there's a meaning meaning
00:56:26| of life it was more like so you hear all the
00:56:30| terms like a waste of time like if I could turn back time and then all talks
00:56:36| to have the world so like people's value of time is really
00:56:41| really high but also very very low at the same time I agree they wish they
00:56:46| could do almost nothing while having all the time in the world which is the same
00:56:52| time even if you're anywhere in the world is it weird you fall where I'm
00:56:59| going yes here wrong I literally want to read
00:57:02| my own favorite lyrics okay right it's like fish oh yeah first Enders I don't
00:57:10| approve of their activities or their songs or the Gans
00:57:16| were their culture huh but I will say I will say fish character zero has one my
00:57:28| favorite lyrics I was taught a month ago to bide my time and take it slow but
00:57:35| then I learned just yesterday to rush and never waste the day WOM convinced
00:57:41| the whole day long that all I learned is always wrong and things the true that I
00:57:45| forget but no one taught me taught that to me yet and she's interesting cuz you
00:57:50| know people always like slow down smell the roses yeah enjoy time live life and
00:57:56| everyone else is like at this in the same breath you have to hurry up like
00:58:00| this bleeding you only have what you have take
00:58:02| advantage go it'll be over before you know it you get conflicting messages
00:58:07| about time all the time yeah and I think that's I'm gonna go a slightly different
00:58:12| direction but there aren't I feel like people like to get on a like a certain
00:58:17| track and like the moving fast is good maybe if you're trying to get to a
00:58:20| destination but most people probably aren't getting to a destination they're
00:58:24| just doing the same thing over and over again really fast and they don't realize
00:58:27| that you can just stop and realize that there's another aspect of life or a
00:58:33| different direction to go into and it'd be a happier path I don't know that's
00:58:38| time though I agree with you like um people tend to just want to do
00:58:43| the same thing over and over again quicker more effectively more
00:58:46| efficiently yeah I'm thinking about really better thing would be to just
00:58:50| stop and do something you know sometimes yeah like a corporate environment like
00:58:55| he likes today there's a shutdown which is completely different than any other
00:58:58| day and if it were just I'm gonna break it down like weeks
00:59:03| like if weeks were five working days and two non-working days every single day
00:59:10| like every single week was the same exact frame of mind
00:59:14| there's no holidays there's no difference there's no days off bye - bye
00:59:17| - but - yeah turn I feel like people would be stuck in a different kind of
00:59:22| rut and they would never find something new grow and change and become
00:59:27| better happier I feel like we go crazy if we're was the same like if we had the
00:59:32| same day back-to-back like Groundhog Day we would go completely nuts so I'll hit
00:59:39| you with two things sure one of which is let's I always assume what if nature was
00:59:46| transient and awake and conscious and we didn't know it
00:59:52| mm-hmm why they always do the same for seasons every year why rotate the same
00:59:58| speed well I do the same things every year you would think the same thing like
01:00:02| they it would go mad right what if the every year I mean the entire year had
01:00:08| the same season go clearly I know like why does the earth why does nature tend
01:00:13| to become cyclical then like why do we want to break cycles and nature wants to
01:00:19| create cycles I is that a human nature thing you think humans want to do we
01:00:24| should do different things my person is great no nation I'm just saying buddy
01:00:28| okay okay my perspective is different on this one I think because we have seasons
01:00:33| is the reason we're alive we don't sure if we don't have seasons then we're not
01:00:37| gonna we're not gonna have the tilt of the earth we're not gonna the spin
01:00:40| gravis in a great distance and that's good enough for nature it keeps
01:00:44| repeating all this stuff though yeah gives time for certain areas to relax
01:00:48| certain areas to grow so one of us working five days and then two days
01:00:52| vacation five days two days two patients for every day for the rest of our lives
01:00:56| was better for us how would you know well it used to be that they had six
01:01:01| days work and one day off right it's like there's probably a period in
01:01:06| the industrial industrialized world where they just had everyday work yeah I
01:01:11| got I couldn't conceive of that because there's just too much to do and that's
01:01:16| what about like early early early when you had to work every day just survive I
01:01:21| guess yeah if you were constantly trying to get food you had to constantly hunt
01:01:25| it's weird because then you would think of life much differently because it'd be
01:01:29| probably become a pastime like you would probably start to enjoy every day
01:01:32| because it helps the same kind of thrill and excitement
01:01:36| well you can do it different every day as long as you did the same end result
01:01:40| if you you can gather berries one day together
01:01:43| this one day mm-hmm do this one day hunt one day I wonder
01:01:47| how many of those natives back then we're just like God get me out of here
01:01:50| please I'm tired of this give me a computer with I think the
01:01:56| ultimate quality of man is a unrest that's this I always thought that was
01:02:04| the scariest part of of other people like crowds of people if they're bored
01:02:09| and tired of what they're doing and thought that they're hungry it's not
01:02:12| that they're looking for like a greater meaning it's not they're just bored like
01:02:16| they start doing things that don't make sense and then the only animal I don't
01:02:22| know there are there animals that play and they try to enjoy themselves but I
01:02:27| don't know that another animal is just like oh not again
01:02:30| like I've never seen an animal like [Laughter]
01:02:37| they're emo teenager I'm yeah this go off and do their own thing and I like
01:02:44| screw it I'll starve who cares I just watched a lot of planet Earth and
01:02:51| like none of that when you watch two both of them first see beyond the
01:02:55| lizards right for the snakes oh man there's so many snakes in that Valley I
01:03:01| just saw it last night good night to go whenever I watched it and I was like oh
01:03:08| the one they all catch it it's over and they like he's great it's like he's a
01:03:14| little arm it's one of my favorite videos I feel like you can really feel
01:03:19| old they're like the lizard's perspective is it's just like oh did you
01:03:24| I think to set that up because I just saw it 48 hours ago was really funny
01:03:30| because it's like all he has to do is not move these snakes are notorious at
01:03:36| bad at vision they can only see movement he should just keep his car and there's
01:03:42| like this moment where he's looking and the snakes are like right Bronco I don't
01:03:51| know there but it he dies in the end doesn't he he doesn't okay
01:03:55| he doesn't manage to the clips he jumps up the rocks and there's like the
01:03:58| slow-mo and him jumping off the rocks at the last minute slay lling now they do
01:04:02| show like three to four to five of his brothers that get oh yeah it's probably
01:04:07| one is remembering right way that that's a funny damn video but anyway I'm sorry
01:04:12| yeah none of those animals are very bored very very energy they're all
01:04:15| completely honed into the moment it's crazy it's weird but fighting for your
01:04:21| life and survival every minute is entertainment in in itself
01:04:25| I guess entertainment for us they're not bored I mean unless it could be like you
01:04:34| missed your chance and she's like ah there goes that lizard I would have
01:04:36| saved my life and then you just wait it out to your dead I don't know but
01:04:42| there's a lotta Liz that that was the one thing in Planet Earth I thought was
01:04:46| not scripted at all like the amount of snakes that come out of that Canyon it's
01:04:50| like oh my god there's a snake around every like every little nook and cranny
01:04:54| there's like a snake coming out of it it's like it's like a nightmare they all
01:04:57| show up at once or like this is a snake party with the chicks they party so I
01:05:06| kind of would go to uh like the Greeks they had chronos a vertical which is
01:05:12| like the quantity of time it is like every minute every hour every day every
01:05:17| month you can quantify it and they have Kairos which has a special meaning which
01:05:24| is uh yeah which is about perceiving time and deciding that you need to do
01:05:30| like act upon it like you it's not that time is act upon you is that you're
01:05:35| deciding what to do with your time and making yourself better because of it
01:05:39| it's the time but your life I guess yeah I guess it's life or like what you're
01:05:43| doing day to day you could decide to do something more interesting or grow you
01:05:48| know some sort of physical mental decision
01:05:55| so yeah I don't know if you want to divert into what Kairos was for us I
01:06:01| don't know that's too personal we could save it because uh because once I
01:06:05| started I'll start saying everything and yeah there's a lot to it was that just
01:06:11| what uh Jenkins would he somebody told everyone it was they just
01:06:20| hold you down and Everland punches you in the balls to cry I think told us eggs
01:06:25| like now for real emotionally punch you over and over in the balls yeah and then
01:06:31| people start crying now people are gonna be confused about what we're talking
01:06:34| about I used to say there was like yeah it
01:06:36| feels like almost like an intervention but with like 30 of your classmates it
01:06:41| is we were in the early you know I was once so it was like one of those things
01:06:46| that like last year high school there's probably like 500 guys that are seniors
01:06:51| graduating we all cycle through like maybe once a month it has to be quicker
01:06:57| than that every two weeks they must had a Kairos where we always try to like
01:07:01| find each other or something figuring so our selves out but it was like a secret
01:07:05| path like schools have this really says different names yeah I think father
01:07:10| judge had it and stuff huh I thought it was now there's different degrees of
01:07:16| like how real it gets and what they do on these events belaya
01:07:21| i don't know everything originally called religious retreat look al
01:07:25| catholic had one and think personally i think they should just let you like live
01:07:30| out in a college dorm for like a week like like they'd have the same results
01:07:35| yeah yeah thank you to start bonding with people you feel like I don't even
01:07:38| know who you are but now you're also so yeah right just put some hash on the
01:07:43| table and just let's let's just play some guitar oh yeah yeah that's the feel
01:07:48| you get you know it is definitely the feel you really find life
01:07:52| yeah which doesn't happen very often doesn't allow you the time to take a
01:07:56| break and soak it up and make a Kairos now it
01:08:02| [Music] do you know why um time always goes
01:08:09| forward it's just a backwards or freezes or goes up or down or I don't know I've
01:08:16| been doing a lot of programming lately and the way they keep time is from the
01:08:21| epoch which is like the 1970s they do milliseconds from the 1970s so every
01:08:26| equation that you do revert back to like when the OP epoch began so every every
01:08:34| time I do something I always notice that time grows and I have to decide whether
01:08:38| time is remaining a growing second serve one milliseconds how many milliseconds
01:08:44| are we from the epoch oh I'd have to look up what I mean you believe copy and
01:08:49| paste it or something every time or it is it not sure if ever or you don't deal
01:08:52| with it you just type in that POC and it does the work for you or what it's part
01:08:56| of every per every computer that you are on it's measuring time from that sure
01:09:00| and that's why 2k was gonna be a problem because some computers weren't
01:09:05| programmed for four digits in the year right that one yeah and then it was
01:09:09| gonna confuse which days where you go back or yeah which was almost a hoax
01:09:14| until you like start researching about the companies that went under because
01:09:17| they couldn't reprogram that code or we bought computers I'm like in 97 uh-huh
01:09:24| our company and they've all died so we're about 1.5 trillion milliseconds
01:09:31| from that back some people say epoch but I don't like
01:09:35| to sew lips a little besides interesting oh yeah it's just crazy it's crazy to
01:09:46| think about that that measure of time will go on and like when like when will
01:09:51| that measure of time die hmm I'm gonna have to search that one he's going to
01:09:57| take me in a while so you have to fill the dead silence of typing I will the
01:10:02| reason time moves forward in perception and everything else is um entropy did
01:10:09| you know it so they're they're trying to measure when things will exhaust or
01:10:15| something like that right a little bit um just
01:10:19| in the physical state of things things tend to stay together until they're
01:10:23| either broken down or mixed together or fall apart so that things aren't create
01:10:32| as much as they are mixed if that makes sense like the universe is headed
01:10:37| towards one they mix like the heat death of never over learning becomes the same
01:10:42| right because space is gonna mix with planets is gonna mix with this like all
01:10:46| these molecules that we talk about like we make a plan in here and we have this
01:10:50| here energy here we got this here we got a forces here farts or here gases here
01:10:55| there's a soul here but eventually it all just becomes the same all spread out
01:11:00| and all these molecules go wherever and now we got just one big jerk that s--
01:11:06| vibrating in one degree Celsius and nothing's going on folks a lot of
01:11:12| nothing whole no life whatsoever in fact my big hit on reddit as its referred to
01:11:19| as two point five thousand it's uh two point five thousand to hell that's a lot
01:11:26| it's a lot of it's it's pretty good I plugged me on panders I'm in an edit and
01:11:31| ever and I got two responses lol no way pal
01:11:34| and uh L and just no no oh it was like okay and I don't think our views went up
01:11:42| so but if you type into wiki the timeline of the far future
01:11:48| yeah this is my big hit I said things you can check out that are cool uh-huh
01:11:54| it's a geological biological particle physics mathematical technology and
01:12:01| culture and astronomical timeline of what they predict will happen with
01:12:07| fairly certainly nothing like specific specific what will happen and what year
01:12:12| will happen like for instance ten thousand years
01:12:17| from now the red supergiant and Taurus will likely have exploded in supernova
01:12:22| will be able to see it it's nearing the end of its lifecycle they're pretty sure
01:12:26| and will pretty much be able to see it with visible yeah cool
01:12:31| twenty-five thousand years from now the northern Martian polar icecap will
01:12:36| recede they figure within fifty thousand could be twenty-five to fifty thousand
01:12:41| years the per iliyan precession aspects of the militant concho vaq cycle happen
01:12:47| cool like I don't know but some of these are really cool like oh check this one
01:12:54| out earthworms such as mega whatever will
01:13:00| naturally spread north through the United States Upper Midwest to canada-us
01:13:05| border recovering from warrantied Ice Sheet glaciation which I guess happened
01:13:10| during the Ice Age chased them all south like they wouldn't grow north of a
01:13:15| certain spot in America weird but with temperatures going up and this is
01:13:20| assuming a migration rate of 10 meters per year so slow procession northward
01:13:25| because of the recession of rice correct anyway these aren't written in stone
01:13:31| it's just a cool list and you look and you start looking through all of them
01:13:34| and you're really cool like check this one out
01:13:39| the youngest volcano and the Hawaiian and bursts email chain will finally rise
01:13:44| above the ocean and make a new Island for Hawaii so those are the one things
01:13:49| you would see if you were not restricted of years you'd be Rosie Lac I don't know
01:13:56| that there's cyclical or like you notice anything but they would be cool to see I
01:13:59| guess yeah I'm trying to find a real badass one I will get out one 1 million
01:14:06| years earth will likely have undergone a super volcanic eruption large enough to
01:14:10| erupt 32,000 kilometers to the third volume of magma an event comparable to
01:14:18| the Toba super rushed in 75,000 years ago yo juice the star I referenced
01:14:26| earlier Wow 1 million years guys he said bleep juice
01:14:29| I did say Beetlejuice let me Betelgeuse the star ok Betelgeuse judges
01:14:37| it will explode in a supernova check this one out the explosion is expected
01:14:42| to be visible in daylight that's pretty cool that's scary cuz like I feel like
01:14:46| so many people will look up at it and just sear their retinas well no I mean
01:14:50| because the explosion probably lasts like months I think it's just gonna like
01:14:55| look like an exploded thing in the sky that you can see during daylight that'd
01:14:58| be so crazy if I everything was washed out with sunlight and you just couldn't
01:15:01| move on you'd be like ah for like years you
01:15:04| could even see I hate this Beetlejuice people who's peel these beauties
01:15:10| so the I'm gonna bring it back to y2k yeah so talking about the epic epic and
01:15:16| milliseconds if so if programs used a they are limited to the year 2038 when
01:15:28| they have a similar problem to ygk where they have to reprogram what they did
01:15:32| because it's so what that's good a 64 bit yeah so they have to go to why 238
01:15:39| if there was cold why 238 no but I just named it that pretty cool
01:15:44| yeah I'm panders why 238 yeah you're looking in the future we're talking
01:15:48| about like Betelgeuse and you can save this guy shout out these guys funny yeah
01:15:54| send us to our heirs which will have no I don't care about them look at us go
01:16:02| back in time you know undecided so that you realize go back in the future and
01:16:08| give it to us right now one time when a time travel was invented
01:16:16| so do you want to talk about time dilation at all we could I know my
01:16:22| favorite thing about time we go ahead folks me up big time good go so anyone
01:16:30| who's seen interstellar starring Matthew McConaughey big fan of the projects
01:16:35| that's gonna piss me off why I hate that movie go was alright attack them one of
01:16:41| my favorite things which is time dilation when you travel at a certain
01:16:46| speed time passes differently for you then someone else at a standing
01:16:53| reference point or reference points lower than your own so this is one of
01:16:56| the things in physics that drives me nuts this is my favorite thing this is
01:16:59| this is the exact reason it drives you to hit this is probably true but the
01:17:04| faster you move is true they put atomic cops in spaceships that
01:17:09| go around the earth and they have different numbers and the ones that sit
01:17:12| here on the surface of here I believe that's true but the counter clocks are
01:17:15| traveling so fast that the vibration has to travel farther than the clocks on the
01:17:22| on the ground sure I don't care why you what I'm getting at is that time war
01:17:28| will pass differently I don't know about if you go in space you come back
01:17:32| grandmother's your grandfather an older than Tara I'm not gonna argue with you
01:17:36| our percent our measurements of time will become slower it's what you're
01:17:40| saying yes you're travelling faster it become slower because the vibrations
01:17:45| have to travel farther which makes the time slower sure especially it's England
01:17:49| okay go no why do you hate it I hate it because they perceive time as something
01:17:56| that's changeable and it's I don't think that it is they're like trying to cheat
01:18:00| time and I think time is the same everywhere like you shouldn't say that
01:18:04| time is different because you're moving faster okay so you don't think times you
01:18:08| change with the reference point or something moving yes do you think you're
01:18:13| looking at a grid and all the stuff in the grid is our lives our planets or
01:18:17| physics or whatever and everything across that grid you should be able to
01:18:20| read grid one is one where two is two or three three so anything it moves it's
01:18:24| moving three grids in however time it's moving four grids it's standing still
01:18:28| five grids that it's hard with time because yeah they should locks innocent
01:18:32| and there should be no circles on the grid okay what's really interesting is
01:18:38| that ah why do you think the speed of light is the same as a speed of radio
01:18:45| waves is the speed of electromagnetic as a speed of anything that we can
01:18:50| theoretically but do you know why they say 300 thousand meters per second is
01:18:55| the speed limit for everything in the universe not really but I guess it's the
01:19:00| smallest particle as fast as you can go correct it has no mass booyah right yeah
01:19:08| the reason for it is that um the way I've heard it described is you can't
01:19:14| observe anything otherwise like nothing can happen that we would know uh there
01:19:24| could be like a sub layer to the universe that we just never see or
01:19:28| interact with that's been inference and I think a lot of uh
01:19:32| studies and things like there could be a whole other part of the universe we
01:19:36| don't even know about it operates above those speeds but we wouldn't know
01:19:40| because how the Frick would we measure it we can only measure things using
01:19:45| light which our eyes use sound we can use whatever waves we can try we can use
01:19:51| radio waves and try to measure something we can use ultraviolet light we can use
01:19:55| radiation all these tools we use every tool we can use on earth uses light
01:19:59| speed nothing can go faster we can't use anything or measure anything faster than
01:20:06| light and it's weird that so many things end up moving at that as their max speed
01:20:13| is that coincidence that's um I really want to go into quantum physics right
01:20:18| now but I think it's something I know you do yeah
01:20:21| and again like quantum tunneling or something yeah I was gonna say that that
01:20:26| happens faster than light but no one knows what the Frick is going on or
01:20:28| entanglement quantum exactly the things George I know who that is
01:20:32| yeah things are changing across the globe but you don't know until you
01:20:36| observe it that's why they yeah they have two people observing it in
01:20:40| different sides and they can tell that it happened at the same time but not
01:20:44| physically connected there's no way you could see it change because you're not
01:20:47| there but you don't get to observe it until vision correct I don't know it's
01:20:56| not about how do you measure quantum entanglement I think you flip a bit you
01:21:03| make it 1 or 0 and then someone else on the other side of globe says it changed
01:21:09| at the same time so they're like it like there's no way that you could measure
01:21:14| that because it's so fast and what I'm saying though is is there a
01:21:19| possibility it changed between you looking at the answer and it being the
01:21:26| answer do you know what I'm saying like it still has to get to you the viewer
01:21:32| the observer or whatever device you're using to measure it no comment
01:21:42| all I know is I know is some crazy stuff happens let's be the light and it's
01:21:49| literally if I can do anything for it and get paid a salary it would be
01:21:53| studied this stuff I think you could I don't think I could I've taken no formal
01:22:00| courses a lot of YouTube videos yeah well you have to go to a college for
01:22:04| like ten years and okay I don't know if you want to I mean is several dozens of
01:22:09| thousands yeah it kind of leads me back to my like the use of time is more of a
01:22:18| constraint now than anything I think they for the most part humans are bad
01:22:23| with having a lot of boredom like I think that's the worst thing for a human
01:22:27| to do to have a lot of free time that they couldn't decide awful things or
01:22:32| good things with and most of the time it's awful but um so the corporate world
01:22:36| and like the standards we live in is mostly that we have a certain amount of
01:22:40| time and we're spending X amount of hours days at work it just keeps going
01:22:46| on and on it good you just said all this free time ends up in bed yeah but time
01:22:55| should be more freely used so that you can decide what to do with it which I
01:22:58| think you said you're gonna be bad yeah but I think the masses would be bad like
01:23:03| if I had a lot of free time I probably you do good thing I don't know if I do
01:23:06| good but I definitely wouldn't do bad I might do neutral where I'm doing nothing
01:23:16| I should be your platform for president I will do my name is Dana I will neither
01:23:23| do very good I run neutral things in my time
01:23:28| consumption I will make sure that you were neither happy nor upset the worst
01:23:34| raise your voice and huh how do you feel about that and everyone
01:23:39| will be like everybody just kind of quietly look at each other I guess so
01:23:44| and then they yeah sure I sure why not that's the check bark when you when
01:23:52| they're voting for people they have a name name name and like sure why not
01:23:56| like I guess this will work certain teacher we had yeah you think crying
01:24:02| helps yeah sure yeah okay well but it's it's sad that it's more of a times more
01:24:10| of a constraint than like a you know projection into the future like what you
01:24:13| could be it's the same thing with Chronos and Kairos is you could have a
01:24:17| constraint where you fit in a system or you could decide what the system will be
01:24:21| I asked you what you dolt 'mentally do even if you did good just elongate
01:24:27| someone else's time elongate my time make me have from informative yeah make
01:24:32| me have more free time make someone else have more free time well what's your
01:24:36| ultimate goal even if you do good Phil I going to eventually find something
01:24:40| altruistic so I'd find something that was good for other people here and what
01:24:43| does that do for us give us more free time give you more happiness from reward
01:24:48| I don't know if I don't give me for every time it be more higher thinking
01:24:51| how would you do that I think you're just giving us more free time I served
01:24:57| by making people survive longer I guess that's what yeah all right that would
01:25:00| give us more free time right push within it then in turn if people in general
01:25:04| we're good which they're not or which they're not discuss ultimately you're
01:25:10| trying to give us more free time I guess we'd figure something out is that a
01:25:15| point of like I think it's more like understanding and growing and learning
01:25:18| and that's the whole thing about life is that your constant can only do in free
01:25:22| time right yeah you can't deal while you're working or surviving and it I
01:25:27| don't know that you can if you're constantly doing physical labor and you
01:25:31| can't think about anything else so to reiterate here you want more free
01:25:37| time so you can propose something good that would help
01:25:41| mankind whether it's do more jobs or earn more money or survive longer so
01:25:46| they in turn can have more free time so they in turn can create more jobs or
01:25:53| more survival tactics to help us have more free time which I just make
01:25:58| everyone live longer have more free time my whole goal is that I'll be
01:26:02| entertained by what they do it'll be like oh sweet they made a new bluetooth
01:26:06| that could go into my wireless headphones which have advanced noise
01:26:11| canceling technology anc active noise can say if it was in a passive noise
01:26:17| like ah me so just be awesome if the world could progress so so much more fat
01:26:24| so much more quickly quickly quickly we're gonna say faster but now quickly I
01:26:31| say quickly all the time people are like you're an English major I'm like so I
01:26:34| can say quickly hey make this degree means I can I do ever that I want her
01:26:39| all the time and I like it interesting that brings us towards the end of our
01:26:44| podcast I think it does we're out of time many times interesting
01:26:51| I think we covered quite a bit hmmm well what happened today Nick we ran out of
01:26:59| time for the record deal then it's okay till then we we accept you for who you
01:27:11| are his um join the circle tell his
01:27:15| girlfriend his birthday was the other day oh yeah did she get a a terrible
01:27:20| gift to not cook him what he wanted to be cooked no no no I don't know that she
01:27:24| cooks I actually don't that's weird I don't know that interesting maybe
01:27:28| neither of them cook maybe that's why I never hear there's no way in hell maybe
01:27:33| she can he just doesn't think it's great so he doesn't mention I don't know
01:27:36| opening every trouble um she took him to the National Museum of American Indians
01:27:43| What did he say was that one of their treasures sounds cool hold on he thought
01:27:48| it was just different they're gonna be say it's cool he may
01:27:52| geronimo jokes he did a few of these whatever-whatever years he gets his
01:27:59| humor and then they went to museum cafe it's a Native American owned restaurant
01:28:08| huh it's actually Native American cuisine like it's pretty cool
01:28:11| so he made jokes he made a nice smoke a long time joke me hungry hungry joke
01:28:18| cold standard dill Dan jokes like you know I mean the girl he usually lasted
01:28:23| this kind of stuff she wasn't laughs turns out on his birthday she a month
01:28:29| prior took the 23andme DNA test uh-huh found out she was Native American Oh Dan
01:28:35| would like that luckily those are most and wrong but that's okay
01:28:39| are you serious yeah Oh anyway he um he spent most that they make a phony of
01:28:45| Americans and turns those girlfriend is what I mean
01:28:51| check out good news Dan Phil ban I did mostly wrong mostly wrong oh she can
01:28:57| laugh at herself or not depending on how the tester arrests if you're still
01:29:03| together oh yeah well it's okay you'll find
01:29:05| somebody else I'm talking to people he's he's screwed I'm talking to her though
01:29:11| sure this American boy who works in Texas longer hair and a beard I'm
01:29:22| keeping it for the Eagles or the hopes it oh yeah keeping count
01:29:26| I can't can't shape it now yeah when you're caught doing something illegal
01:29:32| you can just shave the beard and no one will find out who you are I always feel
01:29:36| better people face tattoos oh don't give a label yeah you're never gonna get away
01:29:42| can get it like a job and like a small pound in Nowheresville anymore you know
01:29:48| I mean yeah times they are a-changin that's Bob Dylan's son talking about Bob
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00:01:57| on banners holidays gaming you know women am i right video games am i right
00:02:04| haha those damn video games man mm-hmm taking up all my time wanted me to push
00:02:10| their buttons sarens was like the women and the uh how
00:02:15| would you rate the three games we played what were destiny to dead by daylight
00:02:21| maybe the third hmm forced enforce had a unique feel to it but it was very basic
00:02:30| yeah dead by daylight and I thoroughly enjoyed it but the last time we played
00:02:34| it was just like missing something and couldn't boy I think it's missing like
00:02:38| the safe zone like the jumping through the doorway to be like haha for you get
00:02:43| the killer they ain't the killers we got yeah yeah and then we were not there
00:02:47| they G they yeah they cheated us and then destiny to I I liked but it was
00:02:53| empty Hollow lair very Hollow well folks were video game experts right here yeah
00:03:04| broke it down for you yep do you want to hear something terrifying
00:03:08| I talked to dill Dan about oh sure I start with let's go with video games we
00:03:12| call it a smirk smile I don't know I wasn't even planning on going here but I
00:03:15| talked to me today he plays destiny and his problem is he
00:03:18| never gets people it'll really join him okay and he needs to do like a nightfall
00:03:23| or raid or whatever he's nice people yeah we just try and randomly just like
00:03:27| you know hole invite people and then write something like hey I'm just trying
00:03:31| to do a raid real quick can you help or whatever and they're like have you done
00:03:34| it before and then like no I don't know he doesn't get any much mind anything
00:03:37| like these would only bobble and I thought that's crazy and then I was like
00:03:42| well what if I was 16 17 15 somewhere in that range playing this game every day
00:03:47| like I'm grinding I'm a master and someone in perfect English messages me
00:03:52| with the right punctuation and like the capitalization can you help me with a
00:03:57| raid real quick protector like I'd be like is this dude 30 and I said that to
00:04:04| build an on the phone and he was like you think and I was like I mean maybe he
00:04:10| just can tell you're all these people are like look at the old dude I ain't
00:04:13| helping the old guy and like you wouldn't know would you ever I mean I
00:04:18| old person it doesn't know they're old that's true you and do you think you
00:04:22| just there are ways you don't know you're old I
00:04:24| I'm still like 25 in my mind like I've gotten armor since college but only a
00:04:28| little bit 15 year-olds could find you online they know they'd avoid you they
00:04:34| yeah they look up my handle get a tan and be nada chemical let's get away from
00:04:39| this creep out we've looked at his YouTube channel we've seen all those
00:04:42| websites look at his baby hangouts we've seen we've seen his history we
00:04:46| know what those guys into yeah we could see his passwords written on the note of
00:04:50| path piece of paper next to him because there's a reflection in the room
00:04:53| somewhere but I mean we wouldn't know so that's kind of weird they were already
00:04:59| old they were already already being left out of things times passing by mm-hmm
00:05:05| yeah I look at my my son who's very young he's a toddler and he just enjoys
00:05:12| everything so much and it's just amazing that he enjoys he thoroughly enjoys all
00:05:18| of his time and here's here's my smoker smile go for it
00:05:22| is that I let him run wild and free completely nude like the first time I
00:05:26| was like you know no diaper just run run do that do the first thing you want to
00:05:30| do what the first thing he did was went to the softest stuffed animal that he
00:05:36| has and he rubbed his body all over it oh yeah it was a giraffe a pervert yeah
00:05:44| mmm oh giraffe is ride this ride yeah he gonna have to buy the year that's the
00:05:48| gravy town oh yeah of course if he's looking back he's gonna hear
00:05:53| about this and yeah seven year olds are doing that so so uh yeah it worked
00:06:00| I feel like I have this the adult mind which is the mature mind I have the
00:06:05| childlike mind and then I have it it's over yeah it's over here two left
00:06:10| I guess which one looks at adult videos this is either three of them I didn't
00:06:15| this so there's the it's the it's a try hemisphere and so when he grabbed the
00:06:25| hemisphere when he grabbed that giraffe I just thought like he had it right by
00:06:30| the ears and I just thought oh deep throat that's the longest
00:06:37| like there is yeah we're gonna get banned yep pervert Channel and well I
00:06:52| don't know if any of you know but um the oh nice shirt that's quite classy did
00:07:00| you try to climb that pole but it was greased and you fell off
00:07:04| what uh I would up the Eagles one hat we're doing this the day after uh going
00:07:10| to the Super Bowl baby yeah it's still low in disbelief but what's funny is and
00:07:18| to do a whole hour on this subject I know you could like football is kind of
00:07:25| in my life like that really but like it's engrained everywhere else I go so I
00:07:29| pay attention to it nice nose job there oh yeah you got like I like that no no
00:07:36| but I'm used to losing I almost enjoyed and losing I've got their own little
00:07:44| losers like well like cuz then your fandom is more real I feel like you feel
00:07:51| like the ones like I'm gonna be an Eagles fan like an outsider like I can't
00:07:55| wait you know what I mean I'm like you're very there's no faking being an
00:07:59| Eagles that's what they're talking about in the locker room they they're talking
00:08:02| about eels fans and how shitty they are because they of course
00:08:05| oh yes shit on people like almost literally makes throw shit at people and
00:08:09| it might actually show a little bit they're just extremely passionate but
00:08:14| they they they're so used to not winning that it's almost like a badge of honor
00:08:19| like it's almost like I suffered worse than any of your fan bases hence I'm
00:08:24| better is the feeling that they get mm-hmm cuz I mean most people have a
00:08:28| championship or two or three or I bet you guys want any championships at all
00:08:32| they won in 1948 1949 and then 60 okay they're a good team but they didn't
00:08:38| change it to the Super Bowl til 62 I think okay they're few years old and
00:08:42| they haven't won sense so in terms of recent victories its Phillies oh eight
00:08:49| and where that was 83 the six or Sixers and
00:08:53| then flyers and then he gel's well and there's an 80
00:08:57| I think the Phillies won an 80s Waukee huh so I get one every 10 years I could
00:09:03| break it down yeah and that's for for some it's not worth so per sport it's
00:09:10| probably one every 40 anyway so you get to see one in your lifetime well I guess
00:09:16| maybe maybe we'll find out first thing is the Eagles won yesterday and it was
00:09:21| such a good feeling like you'll love winning I love everything about it but I
00:09:26| guess when you're losing everything feels like it lasts longer
00:09:30| like from catch-22 Dunbar says - yes Arian he loves being bored because it
00:09:36| makes the time go by so slowly everything so he's he never wants to be
00:09:40| too excited because then before he knows it it's a week later or a year later or
00:09:44| a dozen years later so if you leave like a crazy fun-filled life like you blink
00:09:48| and it's over it's gone so he just wants to constantly be bored
00:09:51| this way the time drags by just staring at a wall and what's interesting is this
00:09:58| Eagles postseason has gone quicker than any postseason I can ever remember like
00:10:02| how many to watch a game but I haven't well you should I was they were good
00:10:09| games but like now I can almost picture the Eagles winning this game and it's
00:10:14| not like I went out and raised holy hell like six years ago I would have went out
00:10:19| that's what all the people were in Frankfurt in common and raised hell
00:10:22| gotten drunk from bottles places given us a bad name punched a horse I don't
00:10:27| know I would have done anything someone punched a horse got arrested for
00:10:35| punching a horse wow that's awesome shout out a guy who punched doors but
00:10:41| but it's like time's going by too quick for me to even soak it all in it's like
00:10:45| I could picture us winning the Superbowl and me not even having a chance to get
00:10:50| so drunk I forget my name and binge for nine days and like go crazy and drop to
00:10:54| my knees and scream and break something hello and that's almost like sweet
00:11:01| justice will win it and I won't even enjoy it as much as I
00:11:04| enjoy at the losses yeah I'm getting ahead of myself
00:11:08| we didn't win the Superbowl but we we made it and it's a very weird feeling
00:11:12| yeah nothing almost winning it argh when they went in Oh for mm-hmm we
00:11:19| played the Patriots yeah I remember that game Ricky ironically now and Justin
00:11:22| Timberlake did the halftime he did do it here
00:11:25| oh no it's Amy well those could be revenge if it would be a woman yeah or
00:11:30| just repeating yeah but it's sick like my um afford my ex-girlfriend Meghan her
00:11:37| roommate was a huge Patriots fan time we were egos fans so I was watching it in
00:11:42| her school in University of Scranton and I remember we lost and I was so drunk
00:11:48| and so mad I picked up her roommates vacuum cleaner and just hold it at a
00:11:53| wall and it shattered hmm I threw a bunch of bottles that night and broke
00:11:58| them everywhere it was an awful person yeah so every terrible every few years
00:12:03| will call Kate messages me on Facebook and says lol you owe me a vacuum because
00:12:10| I broke up with Megan I know it's not like a friendly lol it's like she's
00:12:13| gonna come get me for backing on that uh-huh every year it gets a little bit
00:12:17| of the interest if I put money on the Eagles to win and I win money I should
00:12:24| buy her vacuum probably should but make sure that you can like H an Eagles
00:12:30| emblem on it oh yeah I just give her a crappy vacuum I don't really feel bad
00:12:34| anymore she's got one plane we got anyway that's sorry that's where I went
00:12:41| with that Turkish the dark dark despicable place uh-huh that's okay I
00:12:46| kind of wish that I remember watching uh same thing in college watching the
00:12:51| Flyers they beat where they beat I failed of a they beat the Penguins or
00:12:55| Tampa Bay in like seven games on River primo was it no primo hit it off his
00:13:01| foot and then came around but slammed under but the Tampa Bay I was dampe I
00:13:05| remember watching yeah anyway like the communal area and that was the most
00:13:12| excited I've ever been about anything I think in that in that timeframe of
00:13:17| that were you surrounded by fires no no this was singular enjoyment by myself
00:13:22| everyone else was like kind of foreign to why it felt better for you because
00:13:27| you had to you had to revel in it beyond what you could do because you had to
00:13:32| encompass the group's happiness because you knew there were happiness but by
00:13:36| yourself yes and I almost broke a window by launching myself at it like a
00:13:40| cannonball in a good way though in a good cannonball way nothing broke but I
00:13:46| think it would have cemented how much I loved hockey if they had one like that
00:13:51| would have been a pin broken that window yeah it would be a great story if it was
00:13:54| a Stanley Cup and I fell out of a second-floor window I've been telling
00:13:58| that story right now if you were lying yeah right but that makes you know makes
00:14:03| a glass shards are probably pretty painful and two-story fall you don't
00:14:09| feel pain in the past do you folks hmm hinting hinting
00:14:17| tugging pulling long chain a time any corrections from last episode right
00:14:23| there I did huh hmm I don't I don't think I made any mistakes
00:14:30| hardly ever dude and I'm hardly I'm perfect
00:14:33| well I like it I'll correct that later well I did say in our last episode 106
00:14:42| or so Mussolini the the dictator he's the fellows yeah he loved manga and
00:14:49| hentai um they weren't around at the time it wasn't correct yeah just really
00:14:56| felt good wait Fuu he had his pillars no way fill away yeah except it was in the
00:15:01| shape of an oxy Nachi Nazi cross he liked hell yeah it's good
00:15:10| do up got extra arms legs I would like I kind of hold on sad to see if Amazon has
00:15:16| that not the body yeah I feel like it might be a thing coming back
00:15:23| I feel like they might yeah just a regular pillow it doesn't fit around
00:15:28| your body I feel like that's like for like maybe like two or three pregnant
00:15:32| women like it was a giant I'd share it yeah cuz they're all needed by Nazis
00:15:37| yeah there's a picture of a guy in between
00:15:42| alcohol I'll just stop I'll close that window before I get there too distracted
00:15:48| Wow sound sister act full Neville Nazi garb
00:15:52| into anti picture body pillows full-size dream fighter you have a scenario
00:15:59| scenario for oh yeah you're walking your dog
00:16:04| it's like Wednesday it's Thursday I don't even know let's say it's the
00:16:08| morning walk it's not even the late-night one it's like 6:00 in the
00:16:12| morning and it's still cold everywhere you don't want to be here dogs in
00:16:16| knowing what you have to do is you're walking it's it's sniffing around like
00:16:21| it's about the poop and you're looking the other way when you turn back the dog
00:16:24| is sitting on its butt look at human and staring at you and it says go into your
00:16:28| office and quit your job tomorrow hmm it looks you know it says us and you stare
00:16:35| at it for a few seconds and then it goes back to sniffing and it poops eventually
00:16:38| and you're talking that you're like Hello did you say something hello doll
00:16:42| dog you rubbing your eyes nothing else happens huh you do anything I don't
00:16:49| think I can do you think that's a message from yourself do you think it's
00:16:52| a message from no idea like whirring I don't know I'm just saying would you be
00:16:57| freaked out enough to do anything I mean you know what if it said quitting your
00:17:01| jobs a pretty big deal what if it said don't take Sully pound pike tomorrow ha
00:17:07| ha ha ha boy I rode like a plague man yeah is it you're like that's a street
00:17:12| down the road I sometimes take that to work would you totally be like I didn't
00:17:16| hear anything but I'm just taking Morris Road today how's it going in your voices
00:17:21| Oh in someone else's voice is it British because the British people can have more
00:17:25| sweat more veracity to their statements I don't know I mean like you would you
00:17:32| would not take the road though right that day maybe for a day yeah I think
00:17:35| Boyet but now what if it's a quit your job you wouldn't quit your job right
00:17:38| you'd be like I seeing things it's probably uh that's got a lot of weight
00:17:41| to it uh a different path cut off Aries what's it what's the different what's
00:17:47| the middle middle ground um it's like stop eating stop eating meat for a month
00:17:53| or something you're just like wow don't pick a monthly something that's
00:18:00| like like an instantaneous thing like don't do this or make sure you play this
00:18:05| number lottery I play a lottery number I would - yeah
00:18:09| if it don't tells you to I mean whatever in belgique oh yeah what if it says push
00:18:16| your wife down some stairs uh-huh that's to watch that stair that connotations
00:18:22| what about mmm I can't I can't earn instantaneous grief pain that goes back
00:18:31| to what you said about memories like are there any memories that are hurt and
00:18:34| there are memories that hurt it just that usually doesn't involve you because
00:18:39| I think you've healed but like the the possibility it's not I don't know a
00:18:45| memory can't hurt you I think a memory allows you to access the hurt Clark
00:18:51| these are feelings associated with the hurt not the act correct hurt correct
00:18:55| the memory I don't think act I guess my memory hurts oh no if you can separate
00:18:59| the two well maybe you can if it's like super
00:19:01| traumatic I think I've been through some traumatic things that I still could
00:19:06| remember we can cry right now I know I don't cry it's not it's not a
00:19:12| possibility not human but if I go back to your dog analogy if your dog said
00:19:19| like you have cancer of the pancreas would you go ahead and get a scan like
00:19:25| that's that takes some time cause some money I got you could set it up though
00:19:29| yeah hey Doc you just x-ray for cancer what do you guys do yeah do all that
00:19:37| yeah I don't know what you're saying my dog it's funny I think I might have
00:19:43| cancer yeah what makes you say that my dog um I
00:19:47| just he said get a second opinion cuz you're
00:19:51| not gonna believe me a dog I don't I think that's the threshold
00:19:56| though if it's like $1 active yeah not a procedure a check I could go with that
00:20:02| interesting I'd like this exploratory surgery doc I
00:20:06| don't know what I have but I know I have something I got a hankerin against me
00:20:11| stuff the movie back and you're the remover to do it I just wanna take
00:20:15| pictures put it on YouTube just whole thing inside down to feel good today
00:20:26| I do you feel good good I feel like yeah there's a lower there's a unique
00:20:31| circumstance that I think I could bring up because the government's shut down it
00:20:35| affects me you do whatever the hell you want right
00:20:38| no but no the scylla if I was a civil servant I think so they usually like
00:20:42| just to take a vacation they're not allowed to like do any work whatsoever
00:20:46| well they get when you take vacation as a paid vacation - mmm they don't use
00:20:51| their vacation in this okay what do you say to take a vacation I thought that
00:20:56| was at first no they well they they are not allowed to work and there don't get
00:21:02| paid until it gets retro actively changed - okay they get retro pay
00:21:06| everyone they never don't get retro back well the last time it happened they got
00:21:10| retro pay for like a week so I assume a day they're probably gonna give it to
00:21:14| them why not make sense right but I'm sitting in a federal facility and I'm
00:21:19| pretending to do normal work while all these civil servants are leaving and
00:21:24| like mass exodus of civil servants there was the most people I've ever seen
00:21:27| they came to work one government shutdown day they're allowed four hours
00:21:32| of government shutdown time so they shut down whatever they're doing and then
00:21:36| leave so they at four hours everyone left weird and I'm sitting there my
00:21:41| contractor is telling me to keep working like normal and use all of the federal
00:21:45| facilities that you can and I'm like isn't this like illegal well not only
00:21:51| that is it like is your boss or whatever kind of be the cheapskate being like
00:21:55| really we can't we can't do everything we should probably let everyone take it
00:21:59| easy but he's like hey keep working really are yeah it's a
00:22:02| corporate corporate shield mentality where you're just like yeah and the best
00:22:05| you can it's like what that that doesn't mean anything do it with anyone else
00:22:09| here yeah there's four people in the office when there's usually 100 I don't
00:22:12| I don't know what the hell's going on so you know I'm I am working and it's just
00:22:21| weird it's just weird odd hmm you know what
00:22:27| you can say to them right I know I do not as they walk by the word of the day
00:22:32| what might that be thank readytalk dane kurtik town it's an
00:22:39| old-fashioned way of saying goodbye tinker tea tonk resident I'm not sure
00:22:44| what nationality started it or whatever but tinker do you talk it sounds funny
00:22:49| hmm Tiger do you talk I hadn't use that in a
00:22:52| sentence you can't just like say it like a look it's just a phrase okay any time
00:22:57| you got your fingers it's a very finger is very finger scented you'll give them
00:23:04| the old tinker tea time I think it'll be like what do you mean grandad see the
00:23:10| problem is that if I did that in the office they'd be like is he your fire
00:23:14| yeah unless it's like you do it to the oldest guy in the office and he's like
00:23:21| it's like now I got to do that every time I see him every frickin time can
00:23:28| you talk yeah it there's no way to say it in a masculine way which i think is
00:23:36| what makes it fun yeah exactly everybody talk real quick for the
00:23:45| podcast I don't know the people at home use headphones
00:23:50| good ice-t-- are you wearing two right now
00:23:53| oh well I'll be damned well it turns out I'm wearing the new
00:24:00| Sony WH 1000x and twos huh just came out about a month
00:24:05| or two ago Wow Sunnis um big first foray into wireless noise canceling
00:24:12| mm-hm Wireless noise-cancelling it's pretty good nice and they uh you know
00:24:19| Bose is that a stranglehold on the economy with the Cuse CQ 25 yeah they've
00:24:28| kind of owned just no one can match that at noise-canceling it's active
00:24:33| noise-cancelling really well um so you may have actually one-up them here it's
00:24:38| in the same price point except this one has wow its engine looks like I just
00:24:45| bought that what's that did you just buy that yeah
00:24:49| just both today Wow how convenient how much they lost three fifty three dollars
00:24:57| and fifty cents keep going up three hundred cents and you just went down
00:25:06| literally no I had a hundred and eighty eighty nine dollars and Best Buy money
00:25:11| oh so you paid half price so what you're saying yes exactly I haven't decided if
00:25:17| I'm keeping them but they're actually really they're like here's the issue I'm
00:25:23| having mm-hmm I think noise-canceling is really cool I didn't need it but like I
00:25:28| got money to burn let's go folks it's so good my son was taking a bath
00:25:34| tonight right out I couldn't hear the water filling the tub I couldn't hear
00:25:41| him making noises in there I couldn't hear anything I was like just hopping
00:25:46| along closing my eyes and immediately like four seconds and I was like he
00:25:49| could be traveling I was like he's good and now I do is gonna dick he's good
00:25:54| you're rockin you're so he asleep but like but I couldn't enjoy myself because
00:25:58| and then I started doing the dishes with them and I couldn't hear the TV in the
00:26:02| background and playing and I just kept picturing my nagging awful girlfriend in
00:26:08| the hallway screaming are you listening to me are you listening smiling and
00:26:14| cleaning dishes and be like oh my god but like it's almost like they're too
00:26:17| good for me huh they might not be too good for other people they're too good
00:26:22| for me maybe I don't know Wow who are you gonna put them in a box
00:26:27| and ship them to me they might be good like it was like pairs about this now
00:26:32| you're like I really want to zone out my entire family and just be able to really
00:26:37| enjoy my time on Longworth if I'm being honest I actually bought the Bose um CQ
00:26:45| and I came home and did all my read at home work which I had kind of been doing
00:26:50| for a week except that it was like if you're on the fence just buy the Sunnis
00:26:53| they have a better sound quality the only thing that bows when offers is
00:26:56| there they feel nicer on your ears but this one has like five hours more
00:27:01| battery life mmm really cool equalizer you can customize it matches it and
00:27:06| pretty much everything else and then it has really good like sound quality like
00:27:10| it sounds like really expensive headphones where's the Bose is like
00:27:12| everyone's like it's kind of weak kind of like yeah nice bass bose losers
00:27:16| so is that direct bluetooth where you can just dial your phone in and just
00:27:20| play correct it also has something even input if you want it also is
00:27:24| future-proofed because Bose runs on aptX
00:27:28| bluetooth Manning and all the words and listen when you do as much research as I
00:27:32| do know with every piece does but um these also support L DAC and the next
00:27:42| one which is gonna come out it's just a higher fidelity Bluetooth string so like
00:27:46| it isn't out yet but it will be and what it is I'll be rocking these wow those
00:27:51| will last you a lifetime or uh most people say they keep they're like really
00:27:55| nice 300 plus F minutes for like seven years four years like five years people
00:28:00| will replace the cups before anything else it's like a house people stay in a
00:28:05| house for seven years um I was going with musical instrument that yet anyway
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00:28:27| yeah if you if you're wearing them where you get your thing like and the noise
00:28:33| cancelling zone I can't hear anything like you could be talking to me I'll be
00:28:35| like this I know if I see someone talking to me its
00:28:39| motion enabled so I do this hold my right hand over the cup right here
00:28:42| uh-huh it turns off all music and turns
00:28:45| everything into a microphone for a couple seconds so it's like yes
00:28:49| that's pretty awesome it's like someone talking and it's like it's cool check
00:28:52| out a review of them I know yeah pretty awesome it's just again I don't know
00:28:56| look I spent all this on noise can't clean maybe off trade off but let's hear
00:29:00| what you have to say yeah yeah I'm on the other end of the spectrum the color
00:29:03| visual yeah and also cost because I bought I bought 50 jobs ma I know for 50
00:29:12| bucks I got three of these sets I wrapped the third one as a gift from my
00:29:20| my wife for a Christmas so I checked a box on that one as well
00:29:24| oh you got 11 months to get him huh no this is this is a little bit old I want
00:29:29| to do this last podcast but we've been dilly dallying Oh tinker tinker tattle
00:29:35| time over here yeah tinker cattle at finger T talk
00:29:39| tinker t-talk tinker Danny Hawk that's UNK oh goody tonk but I I wear these and
00:29:45| I thought they'd be too flashy but I get compliments every day people are like I
00:29:50| really like your sunglasses and I'm like really sorry yeah complete strangers I
00:29:58| don't I don't wear the red ones are where I've like a blue tint because he's
00:30:02| like looking at myself it looks like doom like this is the
00:30:05| coloration that doom has fires a hell I feel good though oh um do you ever want
00:30:14| a favor put them on the camera put them on the camera because it does tint it
00:30:19| doesn't work see the other color I got I can't do both because there's two
00:30:22| cameras actually but let's get this one let me give you the field yeah you can
00:30:28| see the it has a blue tint because this one's red but I have a blue one that
00:30:31| gives you red tint I want the red one but it's a hundred percent you you IV
00:30:36| uva/uvb all that jazz all right yes baby the very light waves gear they float in
00:30:42| water which I never go into so I hope you use for but I'm like a vampire or
00:30:48| something I don't know Texas could use them a few more
00:30:51| to go yeah I should have got him before Harvey but luckily I didn't go in any
00:30:56| water luckily yeah but yeah they're nice I like him they fit anybody's head
00:31:05| what named Brent its waves gear oh I heard the ways that you know who knows
00:31:10| we get the the symbol right there because we're not sponsored in any way
00:31:15| by but if we were he matches the sails for these companies yeah they were a few
00:31:21| thousand dollars are what they're gonna give us some money in retrospect after
00:31:25| they've already made their money millions premium leather good lord
00:31:29| homeboy premium leather okay that's we pandered enough on the end panderers
00:31:35| pander yeah I really don't think we're not selling any of this crap we're just
00:31:41| liking it so we done the episode where we run out of time I might have run out
00:31:50| of time and I think I close the window I was using so dang it I gotta go all the
00:31:55| way back waste my goddamn time folks Oh Ernest use a word a lot this episode
00:32:02| that will shadow him mm-hmm feel like this is gonna be uh pee-wee
00:32:08| Herman it's one of the days we missed one yeah we miss I miss the celebrity
00:32:18| challenge but uh we can go past I totally skipped and if I have one it's
00:32:22| not so bad you're here is it terrible is it peeing
00:32:24| in a diaper or a cop or something quality function it was it was a
00:32:33| celebrity challenge everyone scream but um it was butter building where you
00:32:38| build something I don't bother do you have to turn it yourself because that
00:32:41| would be a check no no no you buy the sticks Oh Lord we're not animals fine
00:32:46| sticks that can be salted or unsalted your choice and I wanted Celine Dion to
00:32:50| take take on cher see the fateful turn back time if I could yeah I know get all
00:32:58| her songs but you know I'm saying they could they could butter off the crazy
00:33:04| you have five minutes ago you build the craziest sculpture you want to build a
00:33:08| house like a Lego house whatever and then you have double the time to build
00:33:13| it to eat it all wow that's pretty good I was envisioning a side by side by side
00:33:20| celebrity challenge with the trick don't let them know they're gonna eat it till
00:33:23| they're done making it but I want this to happen on a beach alongside Mario
00:33:29| Batali and Emeril Lagasse and their butter challenge is to rub themselves in
00:33:32| butter and get the best suntan yours the cook-off version and mine's the sing-off
00:33:43| version so Wow Oaks Holy Smoke holy smokes folks a beam that would just
00:33:51| be a ridiculous celebrity challenge Lucia will donate to charity I don't
00:33:59| even know what you donated at this point but I know there's two charities
00:34:03| involved one of them has to be for hunger the other one has to be for
00:34:06| sunburn I'm hungry for some fried chicken mmm
00:34:14| biscuit challenge okay so main topic time run it time folks it's a time hmm
00:34:23| it's time for what type of time is a big topic we gotta really break it up into
00:34:28| chunks and chew them down to nothing all right you're gonna kick it off should I
00:34:34| kick it off yoo-hoo so origin of time because backward it start 13th century
00:34:41| they started making like crazy cocks where they just sometimes the sundials
00:34:47| go back way way back so the origin I'm gonna jump around a lot because there's
00:34:51| a lot of different aspects of time you can yeah so the I'm gonna start with the
00:34:56| day so like the day is 24 hours in it because of the sundial was broken into
00:35:04| added an hour before and an hour after for the day whoo and then the night yeah
00:35:09| they make it yeah how did they know the night was passing as long as the day was
00:35:14| passing that's doesn't get any mess I don't think they
00:35:16| did I think they just knew the day was needed because that change changes
00:35:20| yearly because the lunar cycle well we're not getting on lunar cycles a
00:35:26| month though so if you want to go from hours to days they just a month by how
00:35:32| often the moon rotated the earth way soon naturally is I think it's the snow
00:35:40| what is the shading of the moon right thank you yeah thank you yeah or we get
00:35:45| corrected with a boon not being Wolfenstein 2 or do hmm there's Nazis on
00:35:57| a lot of games oh they're good they're good bad guys I love shooting Nazis yeah
00:36:04| I've done it in real life I just hate to admit it anywhere I'm not gonna edit
00:36:12| that out oh well that's how we get our viewership
00:36:19| edginess yeah courage Balam soft as a pillow I'm not see
00:36:27| pillow also lets brick time down [Music]
00:36:36| naturalistically everyone knows there's a night and day right yeah you don't
00:36:40| know they're exactly the same length or not the same length or whatever yeah
00:36:44| you're telling your friends down river cycles a month right yeah now to also
00:36:49| you understand a year always happens because that's four seasons always
00:36:52| repeats right mm-hmm you never that out yep is there anything
00:36:57| after that that's naturally occurring that you can see well victim beyond a
00:37:03| year see this is where it's somehow they knew because I was researching about
00:37:10| different segments of time I don't know if they're just multiples of a year but
00:37:14| they used like Olympiad like the Olympics is every four years somehow
00:37:18| they knew that they wanted to break it down into four years so maybe there's a
00:37:21| cyclic element to four years that well four years maybe because four seasons
00:37:26| like they figured each maybe in their idiocy they figured one
00:37:33| year winter was the longest one year fall was the longest one year summer as
00:37:36| long as when your spring was longest by a day or two and that that it would just
00:37:40| repeat possibly because some years some seasons do feel longer and these are
00:37:45| primitive folk without calculators sundial is trying to figure things out
00:37:51| no no no but those are the obvious ones right yeah it's a certain point it
00:37:56| becomes more of a mathematical exercise to figure other elements out about the
00:38:01| world like the physics about world or judging how long it's gonna take for
00:38:05| something to happen ironically do you think more more time
00:38:11| realization or time science it is using the date number a night time because I
00:38:16| feel like when you start knowing about years and stuff and seasons they use the
00:38:20| Stars a lot didn't they hmm right you know there's only certain celestial
00:38:26| positions that you can see at night you know what I mean because they season the
00:38:31| Earth's is wobbling right the 23-degree access those at 23 and 1/2 um you know
00:38:37| come at me experts 23.6 is that what it is I don't didn't research that range
00:38:43| right well he knew that 3.9 or 20 4.50 was real guest hmm let the record show
00:38:58| he wins it's close we do whoopty fraggin do so yeah they could they could tell by
00:39:04| the yeah celestial beings bodies then it was wobbling mm-hmm and I don't know
00:39:12| what that told them really I just did it repeatedly the seasons I mean is that a
00:39:17| yearly thing that it rotates like on a wobble or there's a wobble and rotate
00:39:21| maybe that's how they got more years out of it I first should have researched
00:39:24| this a little bit better oh yeah because there's there something
00:39:27| that a top does called percent recession right on there yeah that happens because
00:39:34| the wobble is so slow like it can be spinning but the wobble goes slower
00:39:39| yeah have you ever seen the procession of item
00:39:41| on ISS International Space Station no I didn't is that pretty badass the watch
00:39:46| yeah if they forget what object it was but they spin it and it's like normally
00:39:50| spinning and then the precession comes like Alissa gives a little bit out of
00:39:53| whack so it kind of resets a little bit yeah well it doesn't it changes a lot it
00:39:58| changes like 90 degrees and then starts spinning the other way and then it
00:40:01| undoes itself and then spins the other way oh no I did not see that I did not
00:40:07| see it so alright let's break it down into the different direction sure it's
00:40:18| gonna seem like them do you know what one second is so there's a lot of ways
00:40:24| to define that I others where you're lying
00:40:27| which I find incredibly fascinating average just incredibly what everyone
00:40:33| knows normal timing saying it one Mississippi
00:40:38| that's one second yes it's really close um you ask any kid on the street hey
00:40:45| Billy hey Bobby hey jihad whatever whatever kid you're
00:40:50| talking into it it depends where you're from we have a lot of jahan's here Oh
00:40:54| Jared one second and they always say that's just nine million 192 631
00:41:01| thousand 770 cycles back sort of radiation between two levels of cesium
00:41:08| it was like yeah and then I always look at my paper to make sure they got the
00:41:14| number right then usually they do it is yeah this is cesium atom changing states
00:41:21| so everything but it's actually the the your the radio frequency hit frequency
00:41:28| they hit it with so well what do they do they hit it with a radio frequency in it
00:41:33| what yeah so the frequency is like exactly time so that the cesium atom
00:41:38| gives off the right amount of energy and they measure the energy to prove that
00:41:42| the frequency of the radio is timed to the cesium atom I um I'm not disagreeing
00:41:49| with that at all and is you shaking are you getting old you do this I don't know
00:41:52| if that's arm yeah it's probably or arm on the day
00:41:55| that's that here's my question so which came first our second or this second
00:42:03| because I don't think a lot of the Greeks or anybody were measuring cesium
00:42:12| where the original second came from well what would be the smallest like the only
00:42:17| things I looked at were different version of clocks and it seemed like
00:42:20| they were just trying to time even intervals of time they're trying to
00:42:25| figure out like I guess your best bet was to find out an hour or a day I guess
00:42:30| a day is almost easier except every day is different lengths but if you broke a
00:42:35| day down and then tried to divide the day and twelve and then divide that into
00:42:42| that's you would get a second that way right I do that math right yeah yeah and
00:42:46| then we start modeling different types of clocks like there's a water clock
00:42:50| where they just kind of let water water water water pull out of thanks cute old
00:42:56| out Eagles are going to the Super Bowl sorry oh fuck it yeah they let their
00:43:01| what water water pour out of something and they figure out that like the amount
00:43:05| of like distance it takes it was like telling time or what I thought was more
00:43:10| fascinating was that they started creating these like crazy like
00:43:13| spring-like clocks and they don't really know who made the first clock but the
00:43:20| thing was like ingenious like the way it kind of like spun and kept time like it
00:43:24| was the precursor to the pendulum clock where you like like pull of weight and
00:43:28| it just swings is it just um did those clocks work on the principle that the
00:43:35| the length of the pendulum is such that the momentum will stay the same and it's
00:43:41| always the length will keep it yeah keep it tires they didn't do that did you go
00:43:49| into the measurements of time and their smallest and largest I went to plank
00:43:53| plank slat length which is what yeah this is a distance it could travel and
00:43:58| like my travel in a plane which is I don't know about the size of a nucleus a
00:44:04| nucleus roughly there's an actual it's called a Fermi
00:44:08| where fermius huh fer me fer me shoutout he
00:44:13| watches the podcast yeah he's dead big pimp Anders he's dead
00:44:17| yeah he doesn't want me or wherever he is so that no one's like a theoretical
00:44:23| measure so like we're starting to get into like the physics of things like if
00:44:26| you wanted real measure isn't it it's true theoretical what the hell isn't our
00:44:30| second three nuts if you want to be writable too if you want to project
00:44:34| anything out in time then you're using like pure time to judge it which is I
00:44:39| don't know how to say it it's like I'm not even saying like travel in time like
00:44:46| you say like one year from now I'm gonna do this thing like we already have a
00:44:49| preset amount of time and that's sure measured on the atomic clock so how do
00:44:54| you measure it in space how do you measure time and space yeah like if
00:45:00| you're on the space station or if you're not near an atomic clock like you're
00:45:03| there's no technology and we're talking about something happens on Betelgeuse
00:45:06| Sun so yeah so yeah you lose you don't have a real Sun you don't have a like
00:45:12| everything so what is day three times so I don't know like usually when we talk
00:45:19| about like how long a planet takes to rotate around some random star I'm Rui
00:45:23| it's our time like it there reference time is completely different so via time
00:45:28| dilation and physics isn't there time could it be different I'm gonna jump
00:45:34| into like animal time so okay interesting I didn't do this uh-huh so
00:45:39| they say that like things with smaller like smaller hearts they think perceive
00:45:45| time slower so they live a much faster rate how many heartbeats
00:45:52| how many heartbeats what the average thing does is it similar is it similar
00:45:58| at all oh yeah hold on check this I literally just read this two days ago
00:46:01| awesome when I was drinking or something at night had nothing to do it any of
00:46:05| this podcast the reason larger things hearts beat
00:46:09| slower and much smaller creatures like a shrew or a hummingbird their heart beats
00:46:14| much failure now what they realize is that if you spaced it out over the
00:46:19| course of a species or an animal or into creatures life they all tend to have the
00:46:24| same amount of heartbeats of our lifespan which is I love those 10
00:46:29| million 1 million hundred million I forget the number but the number was
00:46:32| similar in all animals try it out I don't know how to do the math I have to
00:46:37| really think about it can you figure I want to do it though well just type in
00:46:43| what I was talking about but like a Google search I'm good at Google
00:46:45| searches ah large creature slow heartbeat small creature many heartbeat
00:46:54| that might show up what what it I'm talking about so doing like 62 beats per
00:47:00| minute which i think is like a resting heart beat over the course of a hundred
00:47:03| years that's a lot that's a lot of years yeah that's like 3 billion heartbeats it
00:47:10| could be a billion then because your number might be flabbergasted well our
00:47:15| our heart beats our slowest of all I think he's ever like turtles which I
00:47:19| think turtles have slow heartbeats too but they could live a long time they'd
00:47:22| love to be hundred years yeah I think so anyway um we're getting a little
00:47:26| off-topic but what were you talking about with animal time I always about to
00:47:30| say pretty much the same thing actually is that their time could be a lifetime
00:47:35| like their life time could be our life time if they perceive time faster than
00:47:39| we do well I might only live like a day but a day to a fly might be a hundred
00:47:45| years right but then did they have seasons so they don't have seasons yeah
00:47:50| so they're gauge of time does not involve planetary observations which is
00:47:55| interesting so are we the perfect time notices or do you think if we span that
00:48:01| our life to let's say a thousand years we would notice other patterns that
00:48:05| happen very much and we just don't really pay attention because we live to
00:48:09| be like 80 years you probably start noticing like certain comets come by
00:48:12| you're like ah I don't know I guess I get again another decade but that
00:48:15| doesn't affect your weather does it I mean or like your earth like I'm talking
00:48:20| like flies don't know that seasons happen seasons are pretty big deals
00:48:23| it changes the earth like everything about the surface of the earth right
00:48:27| mm-hmm a comet going by you might miss that
00:48:30| I'll say you're looking at the ground for like a week straight well maybe it
00:48:33| could be like coma can occur up shion's or something like
00:48:35| maybe those are cyclic and we just haven't figured it out yet I wouldn't
00:48:39| think some geek figured it out though you don't think I don't know all these
00:48:42| numbers I mean you might be right I have no idea you go back to the 13th 13th
00:48:45| century where they made the first clock and they are like they just made a clock
00:48:48| I don't know who did it would it exist so before that we have no recompense of
00:48:53| time yeah we had no way of measuring stuff beforehand
00:48:56| how about species in like extinctions and stuff that would be a crazy thing to
00:49:01| like if you if you could exist longer than almost every species you'd be able
00:49:06| to tell like a suit is now be shoes would die no you're gone like a couple
00:49:11| thousand years yeah given a given ten I'll get with that let's place bets
00:49:16| place bets place your bets now I don't know whole speech oh my god it's a crazy
00:49:23| thing to think about though that'll fly is like having like so many thoughts
00:49:25| every like half a second he's just like is it do you think do you think they
00:49:29| have more thoughts or you think just there's more waiting their thoughts I
00:49:32| don't know when I try to swallow it out of the air I swear it knows more than I
00:49:35| do he's gonna sound weird I think we brought this up before one of our very
00:49:41| first podcast uh-huh I'm really good at swatting flies I think that's an
00:49:45| incredible like you would be like you can't hit that and I'll use like a piece
00:49:50| of paper or like a rag or a hat and I'll get a fly because I try and to kill it
00:49:57| on first strike is this something to just knock it down but I can step one in
00:50:01| afterwards oh it's confused it's flailing around
00:50:04| yeah it's on its back it's like I just got a hit if your trick is I try and
00:50:09| perceive the pattern it's doing which isn't always a pattern it's more like
00:50:13| what we're talking about picturing something over a longer span of time
00:50:17| yeah perfectly online right certain way and the movements are erratic but it's
00:50:21| always moving in one direction and when you swing at it you have to figure their
00:50:25| senses or such that they're gonna see it before it gets there you want to be
00:50:28| where it's going to go yeah so if it feels movement it like it's near a wall
00:50:33| and you're swinging out of here it's going to fly away from the wall because
00:50:36| if whatever so your thought is I want to smash it ahead of where it's going so
00:50:41| it's gonna try and get up or away or move and you you've maximized your
00:50:48| chances of destroying that some shit flop excuse me I got all in
00:50:54| because you finished sketching on a notebook where it's gonna be it works
00:50:59| yeah you just sketched the entire fly's family and it's tier here I got it
00:51:05| so here's something a little interesting that has to do with what we're talking
00:51:08| about sure a plunk time plunked the time it
00:51:13| takes for 100 times Wallace and covered in a speed light in a vacuum
00:51:20| uh-huh which again this is smaller than a molecule time with it's the smallest
00:51:26| distance you can pretty much imagine yeah it's 1 times 10 to the negative 44
00:51:34| which is not measure point but no finer ethically possible 0.44 zeroes one
00:51:42| correct yeah right yes I think so that's that's how many
00:51:48| seconds of lightness so there's so much happening hold on so what's interesting
00:51:54| is for reference on the millisecond which is on thousandth of a second
00:52:01| uh-huh it's 10 to the negative 3 makes that's
00:52:04| point zero zero zero one or point zero zero one
00:52:09| I think you see me series are one I was crazy
00:52:14| it was and move the decimal I moved it that yeah do you know what the largest
00:52:18| measurement of time is it's called a Yoda second I did not know about this
00:52:25| Yoda sec why is its own second I don't know it's anyway Tsar Wars go and it
00:52:33| used to be called a Yoda second they changed it why oda they changed the y ou
00:52:39| t th I'm not sure I think of Star Wars that's like the I think they got a bite
00:52:43| or whatever like God takes a bite well it's one septillion so it's 10 to the
00:52:50| plus 24 24 it breaks down that many seconds breaks
00:52:55| down to thirty one quadrillion 556 trillion 925 billion 445
00:53:03| million years that's insane when you think that many seconds that's a lot of
00:53:10| years right yeah so let me break this down on what we talked about right there
00:53:16| so that number of seconds 10 to the plus make up a year shit-ton right you're
00:53:27| making me search this thing I'm just I'm just I'm just trying to give a spitball
00:53:31| here it's not that important but it was it's a lot second singing link first
00:53:36| think it's three point five for e to the seventh seconds in a year okay just like
00:53:46| a million seconds okay - it's 30 million tickets I think right okay yes I guess I
00:53:53| don't know somewhere around there anyway what's crazy is that 10 to the 24
00:54:00| seconds equals 31 quadrillion years think about that so then think about
00:54:06| this applying length is 10 to the negative 44 that's like multiplying the
00:54:16| thing by 20 look you know how big of a number we just talked about yeah by ten
00:54:22| to the twenty ten yet but it'd be like have a scale for understanding that the
00:54:31| size of the small amount of time is mind-boggling like I'm kind of curious
00:54:39| what the size of a nucleus is and then multiply that by I can't even it I don't
00:54:48| even know dude your computer's gonna say Error error so it's just so easy what
00:54:54| we're getting at though is that the smallest and the greatest lengths of
00:54:57| time are immeasurable right and do you think
00:55:05| it's interesting to think of time if you thought of it as a physical medium like
00:55:13| if it wasn't abstract let's say it wasn't let's say time is real which we
00:55:19| can't prove one way or the other could you explore everything going on in a
00:55:24| one-second time frame could you explore everything going on at two second
00:55:27| timeframe could you explore everything that could happen in a negative 10 to
00:55:31| the negative third time frame like there are all these time frames where things
00:55:35| could be happening and we don't even know I find that fascinating
00:55:40| it's almost like it we can't be in a simulation because there's no way a
00:55:43| simulation could account for all of the things that are happening yeah I guess
00:55:49| that's a good point is it so is time infinite until we die as a species so
00:55:59| till we stop measuring it but I think if a species were to come along they'd
00:56:02| probably have to adopt time wouldn't they they'd figure out that stuff
00:56:06| happens over time and language I give props to English majors and time in
00:56:12| general time so I changed change gears here okay I'm sorry
00:56:21| let's go topical yeah well this is more philosophical there's a meaning meaning
00:56:26| of life it was more like so you hear all the
00:56:30| terms like a waste of time like if I could turn back time and then all talks
00:56:36| to have the world so like people's value of time is really
00:56:41| really high but also very very low at the same time I agree they wish they
00:56:46| could do almost nothing while having all the time in the world which is the same
00:56:52| time even if you're anywhere in the world is it weird you fall where I'm
00:56:59| going yes here wrong I literally want to read
00:57:02| my own favorite lyrics okay right it's like fish oh yeah first Enders I don't
00:57:10| approve of their activities or their songs or the Gans
00:57:16| were their culture huh but I will say I will say fish character zero has one my
00:57:28| favorite lyrics I was taught a month ago to bide my time and take it slow but
00:57:35| then I learned just yesterday to rush and never waste the day WOM convinced
00:57:41| the whole day long that all I learned is always wrong and things the true that I
00:57:45| forget but no one taught me taught that to me yet and she's interesting cuz you
00:57:50| know people always like slow down smell the roses yeah enjoy time live life and
00:57:56| everyone else is like at this in the same breath you have to hurry up like
00:58:00| this bleeding you only have what you have take
00:58:02| advantage go it'll be over before you know it you get conflicting messages
00:58:07| about time all the time yeah and I think that's I'm gonna go a slightly different
00:58:12| direction but there aren't I feel like people like to get on a like a certain
00:58:17| track and like the moving fast is good maybe if you're trying to get to a
00:58:20| destination but most people probably aren't getting to a destination they're
00:58:24| just doing the same thing over and over again really fast and they don't realize
00:58:27| that you can just stop and realize that there's another aspect of life or a
00:58:33| different direction to go into and it'd be a happier path I don't know that's
00:58:38| time though I agree with you like um people tend to just want to do
00:58:43| the same thing over and over again quicker more effectively more
00:58:46| efficiently yeah I'm thinking about really better thing would be to just
00:58:50| stop and do something you know sometimes yeah like a corporate environment like
00:58:55| he likes today there's a shutdown which is completely different than any other
00:58:58| day and if it were just I'm gonna break it down like weeks
00:59:03| like if weeks were five working days and two non-working days every single day
00:59:10| like every single week was the same exact frame of mind
00:59:14| there's no holidays there's no difference there's no days off bye - bye
00:59:17| - but - yeah turn I feel like people would be stuck in a different kind of
00:59:22| rut and they would never find something new grow and change and become
00:59:27| better happier I feel like we go crazy if we're was the same like if we had the
00:59:32| same day back-to-back like Groundhog Day we would go completely nuts so I'll hit
00:59:39| you with two things sure one of which is let's I always assume what if nature was
00:59:46| transient and awake and conscious and we didn't know it
00:59:52| mm-hmm why they always do the same for seasons every year why rotate the same
00:59:58| speed well I do the same things every year you would think the same thing like
01:00:02| they it would go mad right what if the every year I mean the entire year had
01:00:08| the same season go clearly I know like why does the earth why does nature tend
01:00:13| to become cyclical then like why do we want to break cycles and nature wants to
01:00:19| create cycles I is that a human nature thing you think humans want to do we
01:00:24| should do different things my person is great no nation I'm just saying buddy
01:00:28| okay okay my perspective is different on this one I think because we have seasons
01:00:33| is the reason we're alive we don't sure if we don't have seasons then we're not
01:00:37| gonna we're not gonna have the tilt of the earth we're not gonna the spin
01:00:40| gravis in a great distance and that's good enough for nature it keeps
01:00:44| repeating all this stuff though yeah gives time for certain areas to relax
01:00:48| certain areas to grow so one of us working five days and then two days
01:00:52| vacation five days two days two patients for every day for the rest of our lives
01:00:56| was better for us how would you know well it used to be that they had six
01:01:01| days work and one day off right it's like there's probably a period in
01:01:06| the industrial industrialized world where they just had everyday work yeah I
01:01:11| got I couldn't conceive of that because there's just too much to do and that's
01:01:16| what about like early early early when you had to work every day just survive I
01:01:21| guess yeah if you were constantly trying to get food you had to constantly hunt
01:01:25| it's weird because then you would think of life much differently because it'd be
01:01:29| probably become a pastime like you would probably start to enjoy every day
01:01:32| because it helps the same kind of thrill and excitement
01:01:36| well you can do it different every day as long as you did the same end result
01:01:40| if you you can gather berries one day together
01:01:43| this one day mm-hmm do this one day hunt one day I wonder
01:01:47| how many of those natives back then we're just like God get me out of here
01:01:50| please I'm tired of this give me a computer with I think the
01:01:56| ultimate quality of man is a unrest that's this I always thought that was
01:02:04| the scariest part of of other people like crowds of people if they're bored
01:02:09| and tired of what they're doing and thought that they're hungry it's not
01:02:12| that they're looking for like a greater meaning it's not they're just bored like
01:02:16| they start doing things that don't make sense and then the only animal I don't
01:02:22| know there are there animals that play and they try to enjoy themselves but I
01:02:27| don't know that another animal is just like oh not again
01:02:30| like I've never seen an animal like [Laughter]
01:02:37| they're emo teenager I'm yeah this go off and do their own thing and I like
01:02:44| screw it I'll starve who cares I just watched a lot of planet Earth and
01:02:51| like none of that when you watch two both of them first see beyond the
01:02:55| lizards right for the snakes oh man there's so many snakes in that Valley I
01:03:01| just saw it last night good night to go whenever I watched it and I was like oh
01:03:08| the one they all catch it it's over and they like he's great it's like he's a
01:03:14| little arm it's one of my favorite videos I feel like you can really feel
01:03:19| old they're like the lizard's perspective is it's just like oh did you
01:03:24| I think to set that up because I just saw it 48 hours ago was really funny
01:03:30| because it's like all he has to do is not move these snakes are notorious at
01:03:36| bad at vision they can only see movement he should just keep his car and there's
01:03:42| like this moment where he's looking and the snakes are like right Bronco I don't
01:03:51| know there but it he dies in the end doesn't he he doesn't okay
01:03:55| he doesn't manage to the clips he jumps up the rocks and there's like the
01:03:58| slow-mo and him jumping off the rocks at the last minute slay lling now they do
01:04:02| show like three to four to five of his brothers that get oh yeah it's probably
01:04:07| one is remembering right way that that's a funny damn video but anyway I'm sorry
01:04:12| yeah none of those animals are very bored very very energy they're all
01:04:15| completely honed into the moment it's crazy it's weird but fighting for your
01:04:21| life and survival every minute is entertainment in in itself
01:04:25| I guess entertainment for us they're not bored I mean unless it could be like you
01:04:34| missed your chance and she's like ah there goes that lizard I would have
01:04:36| saved my life and then you just wait it out to your dead I don't know but
01:04:42| there's a lotta Liz that that was the one thing in Planet Earth I thought was
01:04:46| not scripted at all like the amount of snakes that come out of that Canyon it's
01:04:50| like oh my god there's a snake around every like every little nook and cranny
01:04:54| there's like a snake coming out of it it's like it's like a nightmare they all
01:04:57| show up at once or like this is a snake party with the chicks they party so I
01:05:06| kind of would go to uh like the Greeks they had chronos a vertical which is
01:05:12| like the quantity of time it is like every minute every hour every day every
01:05:17| month you can quantify it and they have Kairos which has a special meaning which
01:05:24| is uh yeah which is about perceiving time and deciding that you need to do
01:05:30| like act upon it like you it's not that time is act upon you is that you're
01:05:35| deciding what to do with your time and making yourself better because of it
01:05:39| it's the time but your life I guess yeah I guess it's life or like what you're
01:05:43| doing day to day you could decide to do something more interesting or grow you
01:05:48| know some sort of physical mental decision
01:05:55| so yeah I don't know if you want to divert into what Kairos was for us I
01:06:01| don't know that's too personal we could save it because uh because once I
01:06:05| started I'll start saying everything and yeah there's a lot to it was that just
01:06:11| what uh Jenkins would he somebody told everyone it was they just
01:06:20| hold you down and Everland punches you in the balls to cry I think told us eggs
01:06:25| like now for real emotionally punch you over and over in the balls yeah and then
01:06:31| people start crying now people are gonna be confused about what we're talking
01:06:34| about I used to say there was like yeah it
01:06:36| feels like almost like an intervention but with like 30 of your classmates it
01:06:41| is we were in the early you know I was once so it was like one of those things
01:06:46| that like last year high school there's probably like 500 guys that are seniors
01:06:51| graduating we all cycle through like maybe once a month it has to be quicker
01:06:57| than that every two weeks they must had a Kairos where we always try to like
01:07:01| find each other or something figuring so our selves out but it was like a secret
01:07:05| path like schools have this really says different names yeah I think father
01:07:10| judge had it and stuff huh I thought it was now there's different degrees of
01:07:16| like how real it gets and what they do on these events belaya
01:07:21| i don't know everything originally called religious retreat look al
01:07:25| catholic had one and think personally i think they should just let you like live
01:07:30| out in a college dorm for like a week like like they'd have the same results
01:07:35| yeah yeah thank you to start bonding with people you feel like I don't even
01:07:38| know who you are but now you're also so yeah right just put some hash on the
01:07:43| table and just let's let's just play some guitar oh yeah yeah that's the feel
01:07:48| you get you know it is definitely the feel you really find life
01:07:52| yeah which doesn't happen very often doesn't allow you the time to take a
01:07:56| break and soak it up and make a Kairos now it
01:08:02| [Music] do you know why um time always goes
01:08:09| forward it's just a backwards or freezes or goes up or down or I don't know I've
01:08:16| been doing a lot of programming lately and the way they keep time is from the
01:08:21| epoch which is like the 1970s they do milliseconds from the 1970s so every
01:08:26| equation that you do revert back to like when the OP epoch began so every every
01:08:34| time I do something I always notice that time grows and I have to decide whether
01:08:38| time is remaining a growing second serve one milliseconds how many milliseconds
01:08:44| are we from the epoch oh I'd have to look up what I mean you believe copy and
01:08:49| paste it or something every time or it is it not sure if ever or you don't deal
01:08:52| with it you just type in that POC and it does the work for you or what it's part
01:08:56| of every per every computer that you are on it's measuring time from that sure
01:09:00| and that's why 2k was gonna be a problem because some computers weren't
01:09:05| programmed for four digits in the year right that one yeah and then it was
01:09:09| gonna confuse which days where you go back or yeah which was almost a hoax
01:09:14| until you like start researching about the companies that went under because
01:09:17| they couldn't reprogram that code or we bought computers I'm like in 97 uh-huh
01:09:24| our company and they've all died so we're about 1.5 trillion milliseconds
01:09:31| from that back some people say epoch but I don't like
01:09:35| to sew lips a little besides interesting oh yeah it's just crazy it's crazy to
01:09:46| think about that that measure of time will go on and like when like when will
01:09:51| that measure of time die hmm I'm gonna have to search that one he's going to
01:09:57| take me in a while so you have to fill the dead silence of typing I will the
01:10:02| reason time moves forward in perception and everything else is um entropy did
01:10:09| you know it so they're they're trying to measure when things will exhaust or
01:10:15| something like that right a little bit um just
01:10:19| in the physical state of things things tend to stay together until they're
01:10:23| either broken down or mixed together or fall apart so that things aren't create
01:10:32| as much as they are mixed if that makes sense like the universe is headed
01:10:37| towards one they mix like the heat death of never over learning becomes the same
01:10:42| right because space is gonna mix with planets is gonna mix with this like all
01:10:46| these molecules that we talk about like we make a plan in here and we have this
01:10:50| here energy here we got this here we got a forces here farts or here gases here
01:10:55| there's a soul here but eventually it all just becomes the same all spread out
01:11:00| and all these molecules go wherever and now we got just one big jerk that s--
01:11:06| vibrating in one degree Celsius and nothing's going on folks a lot of
01:11:12| nothing whole no life whatsoever in fact my big hit on reddit as its referred to
01:11:19| as two point five thousand it's uh two point five thousand to hell that's a lot
01:11:26| it's a lot of it's it's pretty good I plugged me on panders I'm in an edit and
01:11:31| ever and I got two responses lol no way pal
01:11:34| and uh L and just no no oh it was like okay and I don't think our views went up
01:11:42| so but if you type into wiki the timeline of the far future
01:11:48| yeah this is my big hit I said things you can check out that are cool uh-huh
01:11:54| it's a geological biological particle physics mathematical technology and
01:12:01| culture and astronomical timeline of what they predict will happen with
01:12:07| fairly certainly nothing like specific specific what will happen and what year
01:12:12| will happen like for instance ten thousand years
01:12:17| from now the red supergiant and Taurus will likely have exploded in supernova
01:12:22| will be able to see it it's nearing the end of its lifecycle they're pretty sure
01:12:26| and will pretty much be able to see it with visible yeah cool
01:12:31| twenty-five thousand years from now the northern Martian polar icecap will
01:12:36| recede they figure within fifty thousand could be twenty-five to fifty thousand
01:12:41| years the per iliyan precession aspects of the militant concho vaq cycle happen
01:12:47| cool like I don't know but some of these are really cool like oh check this one
01:12:54| out earthworms such as mega whatever will
01:13:00| naturally spread north through the United States Upper Midwest to canada-us
01:13:05| border recovering from warrantied Ice Sheet glaciation which I guess happened
01:13:10| during the Ice Age chased them all south like they wouldn't grow north of a
01:13:15| certain spot in America weird but with temperatures going up and this is
01:13:20| assuming a migration rate of 10 meters per year so slow procession northward
01:13:25| because of the recession of rice correct anyway these aren't written in stone
01:13:31| it's just a cool list and you look and you start looking through all of them
01:13:34| and you're really cool like check this one out
01:13:39| the youngest volcano and the Hawaiian and bursts email chain will finally rise
01:13:44| above the ocean and make a new Island for Hawaii so those are the one things
01:13:49| you would see if you were not restricted of years you'd be Rosie Lac I don't know
01:13:56| that there's cyclical or like you notice anything but they would be cool to see I
01:13:59| guess yeah I'm trying to find a real badass one I will get out one 1 million
01:14:06| years earth will likely have undergone a super volcanic eruption large enough to
01:14:10| erupt 32,000 kilometers to the third volume of magma an event comparable to
01:14:18| the Toba super rushed in 75,000 years ago yo juice the star I referenced
01:14:26| earlier Wow 1 million years guys he said bleep juice
01:14:29| I did say Beetlejuice let me Betelgeuse the star ok Betelgeuse judges
01:14:37| it will explode in a supernova check this one out the explosion is expected
01:14:42| to be visible in daylight that's pretty cool that's scary cuz like I feel like
01:14:46| so many people will look up at it and just sear their retinas well no I mean
01:14:50| because the explosion probably lasts like months I think it's just gonna like
01:14:55| look like an exploded thing in the sky that you can see during daylight that'd
01:14:58| be so crazy if I everything was washed out with sunlight and you just couldn't
01:15:01| move on you'd be like ah for like years you
01:15:04| could even see I hate this Beetlejuice people who's peel these beauties
01:15:10| so the I'm gonna bring it back to y2k yeah so talking about the epic epic and
01:15:16| milliseconds if so if programs used a they are limited to the year 2038 when
01:15:28| they have a similar problem to ygk where they have to reprogram what they did
01:15:32| because it's so what that's good a 64 bit yeah so they have to go to why 238
01:15:39| if there was cold why 238 no but I just named it that pretty cool
01:15:44| yeah I'm panders why 238 yeah you're looking in the future we're talking
01:15:48| about like Betelgeuse and you can save this guy shout out these guys funny yeah
01:15:54| send us to our heirs which will have no I don't care about them look at us go
01:16:02| back in time you know undecided so that you realize go back in the future and
01:16:08| give it to us right now one time when a time travel was invented
01:16:16| so do you want to talk about time dilation at all we could I know my
01:16:22| favorite thing about time we go ahead folks me up big time good go so anyone
01:16:30| who's seen interstellar starring Matthew McConaughey big fan of the projects
01:16:35| that's gonna piss me off why I hate that movie go was alright attack them one of
01:16:41| my favorite things which is time dilation when you travel at a certain
01:16:46| speed time passes differently for you then someone else at a standing
01:16:53| reference point or reference points lower than your own so this is one of
01:16:56| the things in physics that drives me nuts this is my favorite thing this is
01:16:59| this is the exact reason it drives you to hit this is probably true but the
01:17:04| faster you move is true they put atomic cops in spaceships that
01:17:09| go around the earth and they have different numbers and the ones that sit
01:17:12| here on the surface of here I believe that's true but the counter clocks are
01:17:15| traveling so fast that the vibration has to travel farther than the clocks on the
01:17:22| on the ground sure I don't care why you what I'm getting at is that time war
01:17:28| will pass differently I don't know about if you go in space you come back
01:17:32| grandmother's your grandfather an older than Tara I'm not gonna argue with you
01:17:36| our percent our measurements of time will become slower it's what you're
01:17:40| saying yes you're travelling faster it become slower because the vibrations
01:17:45| have to travel farther which makes the time slower sure especially it's England
01:17:49| okay go no why do you hate it I hate it because they perceive time as something
01:17:56| that's changeable and it's I don't think that it is they're like trying to cheat
01:18:00| time and I think time is the same everywhere like you shouldn't say that
01:18:04| time is different because you're moving faster okay so you don't think times you
01:18:08| change with the reference point or something moving yes do you think you're
01:18:13| looking at a grid and all the stuff in the grid is our lives our planets or
01:18:17| physics or whatever and everything across that grid you should be able to
01:18:20| read grid one is one where two is two or three three so anything it moves it's
01:18:24| moving three grids in however time it's moving four grids it's standing still
01:18:28| five grids that it's hard with time because yeah they should locks innocent
01:18:32| and there should be no circles on the grid okay what's really interesting is
01:18:38| that ah why do you think the speed of light is the same as a speed of radio
01:18:45| waves is the speed of electromagnetic as a speed of anything that we can
01:18:50| theoretically but do you know why they say 300 thousand meters per second is
01:18:55| the speed limit for everything in the universe not really but I guess it's the
01:19:00| smallest particle as fast as you can go correct it has no mass booyah right yeah
01:19:08| the reason for it is that um the way I've heard it described is you can't
01:19:14| observe anything otherwise like nothing can happen that we would know uh there
01:19:24| could be like a sub layer to the universe that we just never see or
01:19:28| interact with that's been inference and I think a lot of uh
01:19:32| studies and things like there could be a whole other part of the universe we
01:19:36| don't even know about it operates above those speeds but we wouldn't know
01:19:40| because how the Frick would we measure it we can only measure things using
01:19:45| light which our eyes use sound we can use whatever waves we can try we can use
01:19:51| radio waves and try to measure something we can use ultraviolet light we can use
01:19:55| radiation all these tools we use every tool we can use on earth uses light
01:19:59| speed nothing can go faster we can't use anything or measure anything faster than
01:20:06| light and it's weird that so many things end up moving at that as their max speed
01:20:13| is that coincidence that's um I really want to go into quantum physics right
01:20:18| now but I think it's something I know you do yeah
01:20:21| and again like quantum tunneling or something yeah I was gonna say that that
01:20:26| happens faster than light but no one knows what the Frick is going on or
01:20:28| entanglement quantum exactly the things George I know who that is
01:20:32| yeah things are changing across the globe but you don't know until you
01:20:36| observe it that's why they yeah they have two people observing it in
01:20:40| different sides and they can tell that it happened at the same time but not
01:20:44| physically connected there's no way you could see it change because you're not
01:20:47| there but you don't get to observe it until vision correct I don't know it's
01:20:56| not about how do you measure quantum entanglement I think you flip a bit you
01:21:03| make it 1 or 0 and then someone else on the other side of globe says it changed
01:21:09| at the same time so they're like it like there's no way that you could measure
01:21:14| that because it's so fast and what I'm saying though is is there a
01:21:19| possibility it changed between you looking at the answer and it being the
01:21:26| answer do you know what I'm saying like it still has to get to you the viewer
01:21:32| the observer or whatever device you're using to measure it no comment
01:21:42| all I know is I know is some crazy stuff happens let's be the light and it's
01:21:49| literally if I can do anything for it and get paid a salary it would be
01:21:53| studied this stuff I think you could I don't think I could I've taken no formal
01:22:00| courses a lot of YouTube videos yeah well you have to go to a college for
01:22:04| like ten years and okay I don't know if you want to I mean is several dozens of
01:22:09| thousands yeah it kind of leads me back to my like the use of time is more of a
01:22:18| constraint now than anything I think they for the most part humans are bad
01:22:23| with having a lot of boredom like I think that's the worst thing for a human
01:22:27| to do to have a lot of free time that they couldn't decide awful things or
01:22:32| good things with and most of the time it's awful but um so the corporate world
01:22:36| and like the standards we live in is mostly that we have a certain amount of
01:22:40| time and we're spending X amount of hours days at work it just keeps going
01:22:46| on and on it good you just said all this free time ends up in bed yeah but time
01:22:55| should be more freely used so that you can decide what to do with it which I
01:22:58| think you said you're gonna be bad yeah but I think the masses would be bad like
01:23:03| if I had a lot of free time I probably you do good thing I don't know if I do
01:23:06| good but I definitely wouldn't do bad I might do neutral where I'm doing nothing
01:23:16| I should be your platform for president I will do my name is Dana I will neither
01:23:23| do very good I run neutral things in my time
01:23:28| consumption I will make sure that you were neither happy nor upset the worst
01:23:34| raise your voice and huh how do you feel about that and everyone
01:23:39| will be like everybody just kind of quietly look at each other I guess so
01:23:44| and then they yeah sure I sure why not that's the check bark when you when
01:23:52| they're voting for people they have a name name name and like sure why not
01:23:56| like I guess this will work certain teacher we had yeah you think crying
01:24:02| helps yeah sure yeah okay well but it's it's sad that it's more of a times more
01:24:10| of a constraint than like a you know projection into the future like what you
01:24:13| could be it's the same thing with Chronos and Kairos is you could have a
01:24:17| constraint where you fit in a system or you could decide what the system will be
01:24:21| I asked you what you dolt 'mentally do even if you did good just elongate
01:24:27| someone else's time elongate my time make me have from informative yeah make
01:24:32| me have more free time make someone else have more free time well what's your
01:24:36| ultimate goal even if you do good Phil I going to eventually find something
01:24:40| altruistic so I'd find something that was good for other people here and what
01:24:43| does that do for us give us more free time give you more happiness from reward
01:24:48| I don't know if I don't give me for every time it be more higher thinking
01:24:51| how would you do that I think you're just giving us more free time I served
01:24:57| by making people survive longer I guess that's what yeah all right that would
01:25:00| give us more free time right push within it then in turn if people in general
01:25:04| we're good which they're not or which they're not discuss ultimately you're
01:25:10| trying to give us more free time I guess we'd figure something out is that a
01:25:15| point of like I think it's more like understanding and growing and learning
01:25:18| and that's the whole thing about life is that your constant can only do in free
01:25:22| time right yeah you can't deal while you're working or surviving and it I
01:25:27| don't know that you can if you're constantly doing physical labor and you
01:25:31| can't think about anything else so to reiterate here you want more free
01:25:37| time so you can propose something good that would help
01:25:41| mankind whether it's do more jobs or earn more money or survive longer so
01:25:46| they in turn can have more free time so they in turn can create more jobs or
01:25:53| more survival tactics to help us have more free time which I just make
01:25:58| everyone live longer have more free time my whole goal is that I'll be
01:26:02| entertained by what they do it'll be like oh sweet they made a new bluetooth
01:26:06| that could go into my wireless headphones which have advanced noise
01:26:11| canceling technology anc active noise can say if it was in a passive noise
01:26:17| like ah me so just be awesome if the world could progress so so much more fat
01:26:24| so much more quickly quickly quickly we're gonna say faster but now quickly I
01:26:31| say quickly all the time people are like you're an English major I'm like so I
01:26:34| can say quickly hey make this degree means I can I do ever that I want her
01:26:39| all the time and I like it interesting that brings us towards the end of our
01:26:44| podcast I think it does we're out of time many times interesting
01:26:51| I think we covered quite a bit hmmm well what happened today Nick we ran out of
01:26:59| time for the record deal then it's okay till then we we accept you for who you
01:27:11| are his um join the circle tell his
01:27:15| girlfriend his birthday was the other day oh yeah did she get a a terrible
01:27:20| gift to not cook him what he wanted to be cooked no no no I don't know that she
01:27:24| cooks I actually don't that's weird I don't know that interesting maybe
01:27:28| neither of them cook maybe that's why I never hear there's no way in hell maybe
01:27:33| she can he just doesn't think it's great so he doesn't mention I don't know
01:27:36| opening every trouble um she took him to the National Museum of American Indians
01:27:43| What did he say was that one of their treasures sounds cool hold on he thought
01:27:48| it was just different they're gonna be say it's cool he may
01:27:52| geronimo jokes he did a few of these whatever-whatever years he gets his
01:27:59| humor and then they went to museum cafe it's a Native American owned restaurant
01:28:08| huh it's actually Native American cuisine like it's pretty cool
01:28:11| so he made jokes he made a nice smoke a long time joke me hungry hungry joke
01:28:18| cold standard dill Dan jokes like you know I mean the girl he usually lasted
01:28:23| this kind of stuff she wasn't laughs turns out on his birthday she a month
01:28:29| prior took the 23andme DNA test uh-huh found out she was Native American Oh Dan
01:28:35| would like that luckily those are most and wrong but that's okay
01:28:39| are you serious yeah Oh anyway he um he spent most that they make a phony of
01:28:45| Americans and turns those girlfriend is what I mean
01:28:51| check out good news Dan Phil ban I did mostly wrong mostly wrong oh she can
01:28:57| laugh at herself or not depending on how the tester arrests if you're still
01:29:03| together oh yeah well it's okay you'll find
01:29:05| somebody else I'm talking to people he's he's screwed I'm talking to her though
01:29:11| sure this American boy who works in Texas longer hair and a beard I'm
01:29:22| keeping it for the Eagles or the hopes it oh yeah keeping count
01:29:26| I can't can't shape it now yeah when you're caught doing something illegal
01:29:32| you can just shave the beard and no one will find out who you are I always feel
01:29:36| better people face tattoos oh don't give a label yeah you're never gonna get away
01:29:42| can get it like a job and like a small pound in Nowheresville anymore you know
01:29:48| I mean yeah times they are a-changin that's Bob Dylan's son talking about Bob
01:29:56| Dylan song so thanks for watching thanks for listening we are the other Panthers
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01:30:14| well I mean I had best buy money but thank you that we whoo-hoo that's a good
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