Transcript of Episode 7 - Urban Exploring
Click to read the episode transcription below.
This transcription was generated using YouTube's voice to text captioning method. Hopefully, Speech-To-Text technology will become more accurate in the future.
If you landed here randomly, have a look around. Thanks for the visit.
00:00:00| I think that's the problem on our Dean music is that everything that's alluded
00:00:03| to is always sex hobo that's all music that's like 40 years
00:00:11| let's beat it about like you know to me what's Billie Jean about weights you
00:00:15| know you might want to start the episode because I have a big bang news flash for
00:00:19| right oh yeah you want to hit it yeah I do yeah go ahead ice already started it
00:00:23| when did you start it before we talk about music
00:00:26| Oh interesting well folks I'm Nick and I'm Dan
00:00:32| together we form this unlikely duo that you won't find anywhere else
00:00:36| we call ourselves yeah the guy on pain reader couple of snakes in the grass
00:00:47| hide your children we've been around friend of children's children anyone
00:00:53| under 18 is not advised to listen to our podcast not to mention all the things we
00:01:01| say and do here they're not our opinions not the opinions of our employers and
00:01:06| they're definitely not the opinions of anyone we'd eat if they found out they'd
00:01:11| kill us yeah familial relatives definitely not
00:01:16| not they're a pendulum acquaintances coworkers no we don't mean to represent
00:01:24| that or else not at all this is justice folks my pen I'm I'm taking a note as we
00:01:30| broke yes cuz this one's a good one lighthearted podcast it is that's what
00:01:35| we do here we just kinda we don't and really we don't think about what do you
00:01:46| say we do here just light-hearted talk that we go back and forth time repeated
00:01:52| that sentence times there's topics sharing ins and go off on tangents we
00:01:59| keep our opinions for ourselves we don't like to share here yeah other people's
00:02:03| opinions though we voice them along but we'll talk about their opinions their
00:02:07| from whose whose opinions they are everything we say is from another source
00:02:12| okay except are exactly those are actually opinions of someone else we
00:02:20| consider them fact definitely try and Sue us I get some stupid law student
00:02:29| that will be done I'm kidding it's June a community deserves a lawsuit
00:02:34| everything you say is actually not our opinions except the facts most of the
00:02:39| facts are our opinions will you rip Oh I'll accept facts as opinions yes mm-hmm
00:02:45| I don't allow it there we go all right oh it's on oh here we go
00:02:51| oh wait little-known fact well in fact okay is this leading into something no
00:02:57| it's it's about songs that we're discussing earlier oh okay
00:03:01| if you listen most monthly Jackson's songs are very sexual pretty obvious
00:03:07| right listen to song Billie Jean Denton tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin
00:03:14| tintin tintin it's a beat off tempo it really is all right what phenom ever do
00:03:25| of tempo like Bruce Springsteen born in the USA that just means you got a longer
00:03:37| schlong and the most people yeah and yeah but those people from New Jersey oh
00:03:44| my nose boats saw me hold my nose I don't see it hmm if you're draped in
00:03:52| an American flag I think it'd be appropriate I guess and you weren't from
00:03:58| New Jersey I wouldn't really help when are one another follower I think I think
00:04:04| music that would accompany like a Rube Goldberg machine I think that would be
00:04:08| inappropriate being off music because it's setting off other traps and things
00:04:13| and yeah yeah constant all these little damage lighting things like ding ding
00:04:17| ding I actually just heard a song that I think is
00:04:23| pretty timeless because I just turned it in what's the show with Olivia Pope
00:04:28| and she's like dating the president or he's not the president oh he's only
00:04:34| scandal thank you yes a good catch I really gave you nothing to go on
00:04:39| yep you got it I can I tell you and believe me yeah and complete I was
00:04:45| literally taking a poop downstairs and I am heard upstairs the TV was still
00:04:50| playing the show we don't even watch in this house I think it just came on after
00:04:53| Gray's Anatomy of course I'm sure is still going on and it was right I had no
00:05:00| clue wow there's like fires going on there's
00:05:02| people dying everywhere it's like the same show just rehab so I don't know I'm
00:05:08| married I married the corpse and then he reanimated and then I divorced him and
00:05:11| had sex with his ex-wife well and then can you believe it there was an
00:05:14| emergency near the hospital where many people got injured and this crazy stuff
00:05:19| started happening and it's like yep but anyway cool Duffin magnificent surgery
00:05:23| to save their lives thank goodness we're not house was the only good medical show
00:05:30| and screw-ups I never actually scrubs pretty good
00:05:34| how should house I didn't really watch all that much it was good I mean it's
00:05:38| like house is medical law and order like no one seeks it out but if it's on TV
00:05:44| and it's like coming on you're like let me see what this one's about they're
00:05:46| like oh she had a brain aneurysm this is a little weird because she's allergic to
00:05:52| mold because she was kissing a mold man you're like man kisser gave her that
00:06:00| seizure you know we're talking like episode 401 mummy kisser like those
00:06:15| people who eat toilet papers okay sorry get yo he kept like a fuckin fight death
00:06:21| by Ken I guess yes well what I was getting at was in an episode of scandal
00:06:27| while I was pooping I did hear Nine Inch Nails a warm place
00:06:32| you know that's all know in stir it's like really moving emotional peace
00:06:38| but there had to be like late 90s and they're still using it and shows today
00:06:42| but it's a good piece thanks Trent Trent Reznor yeah as your good friend of the
00:06:49| podcast honestly I think you just came up a years ago I'm always amazed when a
00:06:59| like a 90s or 80s pop star or five or stole okay yeah okay it's still a lot
00:07:05| yeah once it's Sammy Hagar is still alive and he looks like he's even though
00:07:09| he's like 70 or 80 he looks like he's like 40 one of the big followers of the
00:07:13| show we'll call him the huge he loves axel we all know what Axl looks like it
00:07:20| sounds like the same thing a dead pig oh and I'm talking about when he was alive
00:07:27| I look like an animated corpse you believe this guy wanted me to go to a
00:07:32| show with him oh man that would be so I did three years ago oh yeah but the AC
00:07:39| and the running was a really joke I feel like it was a I don't remember what was
00:07:47| actually a good time at the concert wasn't that good I probably told him it
00:07:50| was good so if he's listening today it wasn't that good I had a really good
00:07:56| time and he was meeting with Dave yeah I think it was anyway that concludes our
00:08:04| huge part of the podcast got that one out early
00:08:06| lie down out little quick real quick get that like you don't want that waited
00:08:11| that's a that's a dirty dirty dirty piece of work there huh oh and I
00:08:17| actually feel really bad I'm just 15 minutes ago sent him a picture of his
00:08:24| girlfriend that I got from Facebook but I Photoshop snake eyes and a snake
00:08:29| tongue and I don't usually do that because I feel like because I don't know
00:08:34| are like if I knew her better it would be cool to photoshop her but I feel like
00:08:38| it's kind of rude I've like hung out with are a few times a better like four
00:08:42| times and I mean like where's the boundary on where you photoshop
00:08:46| someone's face to look like a snake but it all stem from a fake conversation
00:08:51| he had with her like I made a little sentence and I ended the one sentence
00:08:56| with too many asses so in my brain I thought it sounds like she's a snake
00:09:00| how funny would it be if I sent him a picture of his own girlfriend look
00:09:05| looking like a snake after all those esses and I did it it
00:09:09| took like ten minutes and it was the best ten minutes of my life I was
00:09:12| laughing crack it up that's weird and then when I sent it well that's what
00:09:16| I was gonna say you wouldn't ever do that no I was thinking I was watching
00:09:20| Tame Impala what's yeah yeah I thought about which
00:09:23| one up I want to change a thousand things but the limo I date the newer one
00:09:29| or the other one the one with the girl in the gym and she's Wow I didn't I
00:09:34| didn't see the video oh I don't know yeah but I do know they're newer stuff
00:09:37| and I like it I'm with Damon Callaghan I'll look up the video after the back
00:09:41| don't worry just search the history and the unmanned doors yeah I I think I will
00:09:46| well there's a there's a the guy that she's unfaded with his name is Trevor
00:09:51| and you know Travis they called Trevor look so he puts on a jacket that has
00:09:57| like this like pink and blue aura to it and it has Trevor written on the back
00:10:00| and I haven't talked to Travis from like said Travis and then said Philip she was
00:10:07| gonna send him the picture without saying anything like he isn't just the
00:10:11| picture he'd be out of nowhere well he won't find this podcast for like
00:10:14| months if we become really big mm-hmm did he marry like an underage girl I'm
00:10:23| here to find out the truth about my friends who just I haven't talked to in
00:10:28| eight years I think I think he married a normal aged girl for clarification on
00:10:38| the podcast she was of age and normal-ish she could be awesome I really
00:10:46| ill not her like I said I don't ever met her she's probably more awesome than him
00:10:49| he was awful I hate him Travis how was it at ice hockey I only play roller are
00:10:57| you oh he's pretty good he's kind of like it was pretty bitter but it's kind
00:11:00| of like shitty Medano which still makes him
00:11:02| pretty good you know what that means my believe he wore number nine no I know
00:11:07| who Mike Modano is but I can't I don't intend them Dallas Stars Jersey and he
00:11:13| kind of okay now I see the connection okay okay that make sense okay power you
00:11:20| strike me as a power forward type it's really shifty and elusive and
00:11:25| lightweight light on his toes you know what I mean I know that's the way I saw
00:11:29| but that was roller hockey completely different slightly above average in a
00:11:32| lot of regards yes definitely but wait and he looked careless huh like he
00:11:39| doesn't look like he's he's never he just totally was chill don't really well
00:11:45| I'm leaning back a little bit yeah yeah you know almost nonchalant but he's good
00:11:50| yeah yeah you know those guys hate those guys half those guys we don't pander to
00:11:55| the host those folk if you don't bring your hard-working lunch pal to the game
00:12:02| we don't want your nice that is right you pull yourself up by them good chap
00:12:08| some wheels to the bottom of those boots and you Stern roulade me just go man
00:12:13| and you better work at a steel mill or the industrial plant in the place where
00:12:19| you were born that's all I'm saying as a key player
00:12:22| okay my pop up said they used to take like coke cans and like reform them in
00:12:27| order to make blades and then they'd strap them to their shoes to make ice
00:12:31| skates that sounds sounds made-up but I it's just because I he was not a very
00:12:38| creative man yeah I don't think he could maybe maybe he was too kind I've been
00:12:50| too smart and too wildly for me maybe that was it for my child self that could
00:12:55| be um we have a wheeler segment here a new segment you'll get in a new section
00:13:00| sure sure I wouldn't call it clarifications or questions from the
00:13:04| past oh shoot Corrections in a newspaper type deal you're saying what we may have
00:13:11| said in the previous episode has been rekted by jackals in a comment section
00:13:16| or or we discovered it ourselves probably but we definitely read it
00:13:21| before we were there good I would hate to just find out for
00:13:24| something sure called sitting at home and his mama's basement right in the
00:13:28| comments below right here okay hello right below me here me lo me
00:13:34| anyway good yeah yep it was $300 like a dog's butthole but in fact you wouldn't
00:13:42| do it for 300 okay just just to clarify it was not accurate $300 well I would
00:13:48| look at those butthole before well it was a joke my real number 5 like 800
00:13:54| bucks okay which is it I mean that's like with rent exactly that's what it's
00:13:59| in line with if you had another month of lip um we see Seinfeld
00:14:05| I said 91 you said 97 started in 1989 wait that was a three Episode five
00:14:15| episode pilot season I know about this cuz we yeah I yeah and it was that
00:14:20| doesn't counts like five episodes and then wait I took a two-year hiatus so
00:14:24| you were right I know that I don't know but you didn't know it when we asked
00:14:30| before I think this is ounds weird but I think we did a podcast talked about it I
00:14:36| forgot about it and I was arguing with my dad about Seinfeld at work one day
00:14:40| and I was like I mean wiki and I saw all the facts that we just stated right
00:14:45| there Wow memories how they come back to you and that strange
00:14:48| interesting yeah and if you remember way back this goes back like three or four
00:14:53| episodes we were talking about dr. pepper they had a special event where
00:14:58| they had to they put clues on the bottles and then a whole bunch of people
00:15:02| tried to solve them and then figure out a treasure map of where this like
00:15:06| special thing was okay I don't remember even talking about this was been leading
00:15:10| the podcast during a heavy drink episode probably probably I I misquoted how much
00:15:15| I thought it was like $10,000 and there'd be like a guy standing there
00:15:18| telling you you've won sure but what it actually was was a million dollars holy
00:15:23| smokes let's go back in time yep and there
00:15:26| like a coin or something and it was buried in the oldest cemetery in the
00:15:30| United States so a historical graveyard and people had to dig to find it good
00:15:40| job that's your great-great-grandfather's bones it's a
00:15:46| rather a stranger great-great-grandfather's bones hmm
00:15:51| interesting Corrections I have to start adding my own Corrections yeah I mean
00:15:56| usually I'm 100% right I don't know that I've ever gotten anything wrong to be
00:16:00| honest with you I mean the Seinfeld thing shouldn't count closer on it good
00:16:05| anyway Corrections to come next episode agree to disagree
00:16:09| Turk what I did what a brain was that smirk or a smile Oh today I'm 32
00:16:21| folks breaking this down for everybody letting everybody know I'm on the
00:16:25| downside this is crested the mountain ready to die know that six years or so
00:16:30| I'll probably dead I actually said a word from my father for the first time
00:16:40| my entire life oh really what kind of word did you say what is dickhead that's
00:16:47| exactly what I said like that I screamed it in his face but not at him that the
00:16:52| person to my right so I was driving my father and usually he likes to drive but
00:16:58| an adult now I can drive my father it's the worst passenger in the world you use
00:17:03| your complains you're going too slow or too fast or you're getting too close to
00:17:07| people or let me drive that's usually my father's about does he just sit back and
00:17:12| tell you this or is he constantly fidgeting looking around worried that
00:17:15| he's fidgeting he's not a good passenger he's proven everywhere his whole life my
00:17:18| mom doesn't drive anywhere so it's like he's like the driver in fact for the
00:17:23| company he used to drive for the company so you know he's always driving so when
00:17:27| I Drive whatever I got my style I've driven him for years now he's okay with
00:17:32| me that's my big that's literally my biggest claim to fame I can drive my
00:17:36| father and he won't complain that's incredible you guys I might be
00:17:41| the best driver on earth Circle the trap too slow anyway today we're uh headed
00:17:48| down a road and it's like two lanes and everyone knows like cuz it's a big light
00:17:52| you always get quieter - and at the light everyone knows you're gonna merge
00:17:56| to one in a minute no big deal my dad sitting there and he
00:18:01| has a thing about justice my dad I think that's where I get it he um rogue
00:18:06| justice he loves when he sees people who know that this Lane stay straight and
00:18:12| this one's left only but you can sneak up here and cut in history right eats
00:18:18| them with his guns he pretends to the point where oh he he'll pretend to get
00:18:22| up as close as you can to the person from he's riding people he's screaming
00:18:25| come on we gotta cut this guy like he's got a system going and he wants to just
00:18:29| try by him as slow as possible and go hmm well today the two lanes were gonna
00:18:37| merge no big deal sometimes you race sometimes you don't I wasn't in total
00:18:42| total rush so I'm driving and uh the lady behind me I see her she's she's
00:18:47| speeding up she's speeding up I'm saying myself I don't give a damn she passed me
00:18:51| who cares we're gonna merge in like five seconds so the pickup truck behind her
00:18:55| tries to merge and I said at this point something clicked and I was like listen
00:18:59| one's okay you're gonna try this no and I just sped up and now it's we literally
00:19:05| were both neither gave up so we're neck-and-neck two people in one lane and
00:19:09| he's revving and I'm revving and weren't this far from the car front of us and we
00:19:13| both riding and he's looking over at me and I'm looking over him I'm ready to
00:19:17| die today like he doesn't get it like I'm not playing games I don't even want
00:19:22| to win I just I would die I would shred my car to pieces just to ruin his day so
00:19:28| I look over with this maniacal look and he says something something asshole and
00:19:32| he screams it because the windows are open today oh yeah nice that beautiful
00:19:35| day and I forgot my dad sitting right here to my right so everyone over no it
00:19:44| just came out on my mouth and and and then he gave up and I won so did the
00:19:50| United straight mrs. turn literally it was emerged to
00:19:54| one link ah so it's a double tomorrow ahead of you
00:19:57| and so he wonder what he so he ended up behind me and I can see him just doing
00:20:03| this give me this and saying words so of course the famous thumbs up out the
00:20:08| window I love the thumbs up at the window it beats the finger trust me dude
00:20:13| thumbs up out the way everybody double thumbs up is double thumbs up someone
00:20:20| that you either just cut off or you just beat them in there in a hole they hit
00:20:24| worse than the finger because it's a double like you look so like oh the
00:20:28| steering wheel you gonna just be like this you're better than anybody been
00:20:35| holding the steering wheel yeah so anyway I'm happy I literally like as
00:20:39| soon as he he ended I realized I just scream dickhead
00:20:43| in my dad's face I've never said the word dickhead to him so I said I said
00:20:48| I'm sorry I said that he kind of went okay it was like I think I know you but
00:20:58| like it was just weird cuz I've never physically said it so I'm gonna don't
00:21:01| know once you say dickhead in front of your parents like you go you go man that
00:21:08| was my spark yeah like you held true to like a childhood thing that you know
00:21:14| probably would have shed for everybody else when you're like in your 20s right
00:21:18| but it wasn't on purpose it's just when does that come up and it comes up when
00:21:23| someone tries to pass you and cause you an asshole so and you win I hope he's
00:21:29| watching the podcaster hey buddy real quick the v6 engine
00:21:35| you don't say buddy did you hear it first on track he was driving a
00:21:45| Lamborghini huh I was gonna welcome sure sure
00:21:50| I think that I think we can move on to the next site that was pretty good it's
00:21:55| fine they just react to this is the next one
00:21:59| is a scenario or situation and I have one for you actually go ahead cuz I
00:22:04| don't have one let me set this up so you know the
00:22:08| International Space Station it's partially owned by Americans and
00:22:13| Russians and then you have its international so you cycle through
00:22:15| different types of astronauts you're sleeping don't worry this is getting
00:22:18| better I'm not sleeping I was trying to go cross-eyed yeah yeah trying to do
00:22:22| this there I did it you got a good job thank you good job
00:22:28| so so imagine you're on Space Station you're looking down somehow you're an
00:22:32| astronaut who's I'm sorry who's you are somehow your antenna and goddamn who's
00:22:36| spacing the Americas okay thank you okay international okay so you're you at the
00:22:45| window you're looking at earth you can see you know the United States you can
00:22:48| see Russia and you see a missile launch from Russia to the United States and a
00:22:55| missile just like takes out the eastern seaboard and you're on the space station
00:22:59| with a Russian what do you do well it does depend I know that it sounds
00:23:08| arbitrary you've been okay for a while and you think he's your friend I'll say
00:23:11| that right if he's my friend I probably don't kill him or anything I mean what
00:23:16| is I gonna solve for my thing now there is also the point of taking in the fact
00:23:22| I can't get down right away if at all there's there's an escape vehicle any
00:23:28| one is there one escape vehicle maybe I just take the escapee I gonna
00:23:32| leave him right away immediately no no I mean if I he's I've been up there with
00:23:38| him for months he's probably my friend I make I make really good friends like
00:23:43| you're relying really finality I am but um I've been out there with this guy for
00:23:48| months we have inside jokes well pretty cool I mean if he speaks any
00:23:53| language I do whatever and assuming he's fairly cool I mean he could be imagine
00:24:00| it's a guy who I cut off was the Russian and no like
00:24:03| I would hate his guts and I me I don't think I would you're trying to get me to
00:24:08| try and kill him that's me and we're assuming since I'm in the East Coast in
00:24:13| that my family might be dead because this guy oh yeah right I mean I get that
00:24:18| I'm unfollowing I mean there's small chance they're alive but they're
00:24:22| probably dead let's be serious zero gravity zero crime right is that what
00:24:28| you're saying - yeah no way to prove who killed who
00:24:31| right that's true it's like international waters international
00:24:36| spaces yeah I don't think I'd kill him I probably leave him there and desert
00:24:43| him and you know he has to call his goddamn country that still has my
00:24:48| ambulance holes you know II mean yeah ride the missile down buddy it all
00:24:53| depends on the situation because I also I am one to cross boundaries with men
00:25:05| cross boundaries with people of different like races creeds I don't know
00:25:11| I I like to connect with people and then find out the person's awesome or not
00:25:16| yeah there are still some total jack balls yeah but like it doesn't I'm not
00:25:21| uh I'm not much of a generalizer so I can't assume he's like the country
00:25:26| Russia that destroyed my family nice guy he showed me a couple recipes of Russian
00:25:32| he let me have Russian Tang it's less sour than our tank cannon it could be I
00:25:42| don't know anyway I would it would probably be on a trial by trial basis
00:25:46| and I would literally think about killing him often think of doing it
00:25:50| angrily then maybe in a moment of grief maybe now your anger your anger is all
00:25:57| all you right so you know you're controlling yourself so everything is
00:26:01| okay outside of you and you're sitting in their scenario what if what if the
00:26:05| u.s. launched a missile back at Russia and then BOOM his family gone
00:26:11| yeah then then I'm totally square one with a guy and I'm like we should go too
00:26:15| we should go to Dan's house it's not East Coast
00:26:18| trust come with me and then we leave and we do our thing and then if we have to
00:26:24| go on land and try and vendetta and kill people like that's our own agenda so you
00:26:29| come back really zombie apocalypse and you're ready to go cuz you got a
00:26:32| powerful partner come on dude it's what are the painters we can do it yeah oh my
00:26:39| you he's not my partner I mean he might be yeah the unpaid Rose
00:26:44| pulse one he's in all our episodes and he has to sit directly next to me yeah
00:26:50| we're here from the unde anders plus russki one what would his weapon be I
00:26:54| feel like it'd be like some kind of like blunt weird or something I think it
00:26:59| would be like a weird blade you know I really just can't stream that's a large
00:27:06| implement our old Russian was taking strong
00:27:11| astronaut Russian he has to be wood I did notice on the recent podcast is
00:27:20| people want to know more about you Dan Oh me yes they say I'm always talking
00:27:25| I'm very animated I talk with my hands there's a nationality they say for this
00:27:29| Jewish interested not true I'm not Jewish
00:27:32| I talk with my hands a ton I love pasta linguini I'm not Jewish hop in the
00:27:37| comments I respect my Jewish friends I am NOT just letting everyone know so to
00:27:44| learn more about you my heritage and it's not a heritage based podcast oh we
00:27:51| got directed questions on I do these are called the quick hits that tell you to
00:27:58| know somebody it is there nothing defensive or crazy or whatever is more
00:28:03| like like three word answers just off the top of your head
00:28:07| nothing serious I don't want to date I don't want a story for all these just
00:28:12| don't panic I'm gonna try it who's your favorite
00:28:17| athlete but okay that's cool easy the best sandwich ever had reason to be
00:28:28| wasted on this half don't give me an explicit just like okay cool I like that
00:28:33| that's a good that's good answer um what's the hardest video game you
00:28:36| ever played Battletoads Double Dragon you know Brian Brian gar beat it you
00:28:42| know he never got past the ice level I can tell you that much nobody beat it no
00:28:47| that's I believe it he recorded it and beat it that's his claim to fame
00:28:50| he's a Twitter there's no way he had a video recorder back in 1991
00:28:54| he's it no he beat it recently he just played a day oh use an adult
00:28:58| that's not bad old camp I challenge him to another what's your what's your
00:29:04| what's your supports number 23 we're all sports Oh signature story it's a music
00:29:11| um what's the college beer of choice from you guys no no not Genesee you
00:29:17| don't know what is it cold Geneseo beer Genesee beer it's really
00:29:22| not that great let's see wait Jenna there's a river called Eddie Anna Chitti
00:29:26| L we did calm Jenny's we had Keystone a lot too weird
00:29:32| okay okay that might have been me though keeps doing I don't know what's the your
00:29:36| social media choice addiction what's the one you go on like pretty much five
00:29:40| times a day 50 times a day read it I know it folks I knew it yeah favorite
00:29:47| sex position this is what I guess long as I can answer this question someone
00:30:00| might say miss later he cares dude Mikey Lady Mary
00:30:04| all the women do a bit no one likes missionary doggy anyway you gotta show
00:30:13| you so you only asked me for my favorite sex position not only other well my
00:30:20| other sandwich give to the juicy one way to go my thing empowering in my doggy
00:30:26| style and it's not oh you mean you're doing doggy style
00:30:32| worst grade a budget movie oh I think that was like the worst big money
00:30:38| the worst big-money Hollywood like transformers that one was terrible
00:30:42| really I didn't know terribly just they're pretty bad but they're fun to
00:30:46| watch like I was expecting to say Waterworld or actual point Oh Kevin
00:30:57| Costner is the worst actor I've seen in a long time but for some reason he's
00:31:02| like he like hid his acting style is like just reading the script by yourself
00:31:07| I think Ely he adds no tone and it's just like if you inserted words where he
00:31:12| would be and you just read the words that's gonna anchor it - the question
00:31:18| why I'm Ron Burgundy has more range than Kevin Costner strategies it's the best
00:31:26| concert you ever been to Dave Matthews when'd you go which one that was like
00:31:31| two three years ago oh so you went out there huh Texas
00:31:36| videos cool cuz it's an outdoor stadium yeah I've been to some outdoor venues to
00:31:40| see him that's pretty badass chill was he uh was Carter flying around the drums
00:31:46| good see my thing is I hate the Matthews fans I kind of hate the Dave Matthews
00:31:51| hike but I love seeing a good Dave Matthews Band concert man huh don't know
00:31:57| there's a little bit hype there I was listening to him today actually and I
00:32:01| was like yeah I think I'm becoming more and more critical now as I hear people
00:32:06| that I used to like bands I used to like it I'm like their singer really doesn't
00:32:10| know how to sing but I'm starting to feel with Creed I'm still holding true
00:32:16| they're my number one date but Scott stabbed by a imprison buddy feels cold
00:32:25| and Bay and skin because du Bois oh oh yes hey you know what's funny I'll say
00:32:36| this I've never told anyone me and my dad played that CD my own
00:32:39| prison name is and we totally both started
00:32:45| singing in the car yes because I favor we're driving from her
00:32:51| to college she's trying to drown out is always by six better than him that's
00:32:57| rude Scott oh sorry Scott he's a friend of mr. stat it's okay you can't hurt a
00:33:03| thing is on the podcast which should be our celebrity challenge huh oh six more
00:33:09| questions oh sorry we want to know you Daniella and ER let's get to know know
00:33:14| who's your ugliest friend like current friend or just like in the past I'm
00:33:21| gonna tell you all mine but all the fans out there know it's Nick you're a piece
00:33:42| of garbage if you could be any animal you know those people have
00:33:46| kindergartners this but what would you bet you live their life and die they're
00:33:50| like hmm if you say zoo elephant you're gonna die a zoo elephant buddy okay say
00:33:56| wild elephant someone's gonna just steal you for your friggin ivory okay I think
00:34:01| it'd be like a cat some sort of like leopard hmm interesting
00:34:09| you got an animal you look like you're thinking about oh oh my dolphin guy I
00:34:13| would be a dolphin so it would be a dolphin all overall my
00:34:16| friend okay all right away yeah telogen but I guess you could really find that
00:34:23| out oh you're gonna say you would break the mold you moron like all the other
00:34:32| dolphins are just like trying to exile you keeping pace with them somehow he's
00:34:37| fast but he's a break who's your first car my first car
00:34:45| yeah just curious although you know I know in 840 hold on
00:34:50| I believe when you describe your first ever car accident you glid which is
00:34:54| combination of glide and slid yep apparently did a nice loooong like 30
00:34:59| seconds of sliding on ice when you're like what
00:35:01| this damn cars not gonna and then he poo like I was literally able to say all of
00:35:08| that before I hit oh geez this is gonna hurt yeah what do you I wish his car
00:35:13| would stop the crazy I was gonna read the Gettysburg the craziest thing was
00:35:17| that the airbag went off even though we're only going about 20-25 miles an
00:35:21| hour and when the airbag explodes it has all this toxic gas that uses today's
00:35:26| band and the airbag instead of just being an airbag it crumpled and then
00:35:31| exploded in the middle so all the toxic gas just like exploded my face hmm
00:35:37| I served right that's why I can no longer play hockey at my highest level
00:35:41| anymore not because you're maybe to help I guess you really ever since that's
00:35:48| that 16 year old car accident is mentally house oh yeah I think it was
00:35:56| was like great I don't watch the crazy shit with a car I did 92 Firebird in
00:36:01| case your water it was teal yes it was I remember that car and no fire pretty
00:36:07| badass uh this is a good one in the podcast
00:36:10| really wants to know so I'm gonna ask you and stare you see your answer here
00:36:15| don't lie to me have you ever in your entire life given anyone probably a girl
00:36:20| sexy strip dance of course who doesn't do that come on man I'm a good dancer
00:36:27| and we get enough followers is you do one for the podcast with your clothes on
00:36:31| but like the dance I wanna see the moves were you doing this Ryu and the
00:36:35| shoulders arch better than that I'm much better you like it but a half banana
00:36:40| banana hammock the problem is I couldn't say it because I was visualizing myself
00:36:46| in what's a weird twitch okay um milk and then cereal or cereal and then milk
00:36:58| who adds cereal to milk okay there are there are people I really want oh I was
00:37:05| trying to find out if you were wondering that's nicer I did when I was younger I
00:37:10| sometimes I just skip the milk let's whatever that's younger the new
00:37:16| rules f MK f marry kill I got three people for you you're right
00:37:22| huh which one you wanna which order married which one it would kill sure
00:37:26| Martin Luther King Gandhi Nelson Mandela Gandhi would be easy to marry you just
00:37:38| be you know just do just sit there Nelson Mandela which one you should have
00:37:53| made it women because now it's all it's just awkward oh it started you gotta
00:37:58| finish huh I was gonna toss a coin three door no I want to hear you say who you
00:38:04| want to kill let's say uh just was it Martin Luther King is gonna be the top
00:38:10| of the cast and Nelson Mandela is the bottom of cap well it bottom of the cap
00:38:15| Nelson Mandela gets killed just hate it who saves me thank you sir FML codes I
00:38:28| guess I have to if you if you phrase it that way
00:38:33| forcing me to you now for standing no gun in his hand folks let him do his
00:38:39| thing uh three more here who's your celebrity
00:38:43| man crush I mean this is in lieu of that one bit where somebody man crush
00:38:50| somebody to pick from is just hard whatever there's so many can't man
00:38:58| candies out there I'm not gonna pass on this one
00:39:04| okay only all the civil rights in the past 50 years but you're not gonna
00:39:11| remove for them and they're not actual people now I mean they were but not that
00:39:16| they aren't now trouble there um who's a celebrity you hate
00:39:20| and then I have one last question who I really hate it just at random like you
00:39:25| there's no reason for it like there's that make sense I get it
00:39:33| I don't hate her she see talking right there but um what's the worst thing a
00:39:38| player can do to you in hockey I'm not looking for us
00:39:41| I had three goals and two assists and he knocked the puck out of my stick I mean
00:39:46| do you like the old guys who give you the stick under the armpit
00:39:50| do you like the guys who raised the stick under your legs give you the old
00:39:53| Kupchak do you like the guys who uh Borja or the worst you're working the
00:39:58| puck along the boards it just kind of swatches you and he just leans on you
00:40:01| and you're like you don't even golf up you snow it's the I'm gonna do it three
00:40:08| three of them from least to most probably the slewfoot really bothers me
00:40:17| somebody's dirty dirty that's him now can move yeah Pittsburgh doesn't
00:40:24| understand hot you forget or eise your story excited talking man it's the the
00:40:29| slewfoot probably the the intentional like cups
00:40:32| cup / like cook yeah there's the the butt-end really bothers me
00:40:37| deliberate but in not like the simple but end like the one where they slide
00:40:40| their hand down and give you like a good like six inches hardly got what ended
00:40:48| yeah i skirted around that neatly on Todd's record double entendre and but
00:40:56| like the quick punch like when you're in like a scuffle and like the ref is
00:41:00| clearly looking but the guys is ready I think the loved one the face the
00:41:05| hardener the glove hard on the face is worse than a punch they hold it there
00:41:09| real hard no a sneak punch like after everything's are done and you're like oh
00:41:14| you're splitting up now and then he's like it's just like I wasn't the time
00:41:18| dude someone who's friends with us we'll call
00:41:22| in mr. Parker you know gamma yeah he's on it we won a
00:41:32| playoff game against the team and he may have scored a goal and assist I don't
00:41:38| know he's one of those defenseman to just place forward an old game hmm those
00:41:43| guys that they probably bugged me or my team anyway my brother-in-law's one but
00:41:47| we love them just play forward guys guys play forward you every rush you're
00:41:54| you're in on every rush you're in on every goal you just stay home
00:41:58| play defense anyway excuse me yeah there are other defenseman I'm standing there
00:42:03| like all right I'll just sit here first think I'll just I'll just chill back and
00:42:07| cover everybody um anyway this certain individual friend of ours was on my team
00:42:13| and we've won a playoff game eliminated the other team older gentleman and a
00:42:20| certain individual friend of ours said you like that shit huh
00:42:24| yeah during the handshake line and someone actually punched him tonight and
00:42:28| another guy saw someone right totally but then someone else punched someone
00:42:32| else and I didn't know who punched - so I grabbed some guy and I'm not gonna
00:42:36| punch him I'm just hold him like trying to see who's to blame who's to whatever
00:42:39| and he's like looking - and then someone jumps someone and before you know we
00:42:43| have a line like it's a brawl but it's in the handshake line and I was like oh
00:42:47| my god you know two people start fighting and I
00:42:51| literally let go this guy I'm totally fine I'm totally not gonna hit anybody
00:42:55| and a guy trucks me and I sprain my ass muscles
00:42:59| okay the stranger is gonna hold this it's like you're your chance for
00:43:04| entering chemistry luteus oh yes the glute oh my god I did not expect that I
00:43:11| couldn't go to work the next day like but I still blame that individual from
00:43:17| talking shit and a handshake like I would believe him they bring beer next
00:43:22| time did he make up for it when the hell would he never bring some people to make
00:43:32| up or he went up on the rush on offense a few times I tried to score myself
00:43:36| without passing I bet well the kind fella
00:43:40| what a fellow hmm anyway moving on that's the get to know Dan segment I'm
00:43:47| funny once will do it folks no interesting still hung up on the only
00:43:57| answer you didn't give me with celebrity bankruptcy could have said Brad Pitt
00:44:00| everyone's like yeah things that Tom Cruise I don't know I thought about
00:44:03| talking about them with well I do what well you'll be filming it don't worry
00:44:13| and at end of their careers maybe the possibility right if we're gonna move on
00:44:19| to our next segment Bailey actually sure okay folks at home
00:44:30| I would trust me at all at all that's interesting clicking going on you
00:44:39| pulling up he pulled something oh wow we are the doo-doo-doo that's the
00:44:59| I dude oh I need you anyway it's cutting edge give you a little show right here
00:45:04| so this bad boy you broke it dude is that is that for destiny to when it
00:45:13| comes out no actually what it's for is seems incredible
00:45:20| it's the F V R double O three headset it's got built-in stretchable headphones
00:45:28| as you see overstretched one of them but it's no problem it goes right back
00:45:32| it's compatible with all phones just Android phones just iPhones no all
00:45:39| phones I'm telling you this is the future of gaming Wow four to six and a
00:45:48| half inches whoo fits in this bad boy and take
00:45:52| world you've never been to before weighs fourteen point nine ounces its
00:45:57| high-grade perforated leather mm with the deluxe nose bridge the oversized 42
00:46:06| millimeter lens it's imported from China and everything
00:46:10| everything from China sucks this doesn't it's got shocking 3d immersion
00:46:17| experience adjust pupil distance oh you mean the IEA PD Wow I do I do I'm not
00:46:25| here to mess around not here to mess around folks it ranges
00:46:29| from 58 millimeters to 68 millimeters you know you're looking at these things
00:46:34| you're squinting a little bit you're like I can't see that well these are
00:46:37| just these aren't a game this is the next level it's got a changing focal
00:46:42| point that'll probably change the big game so while you're doing this hop on
00:46:48| the VR trip and join us at the on panners it's incredible
00:46:52| probably like $100 150 I don't know if I can afford it
00:46:57| guess again folks that's an amazing deal I must say edible I don't even think raw
00:47:08| plastic could be that cheap well the high premium leather yeah
00:47:14| really set you over the edge and I used it one time that was aggressive but
00:47:20| ultimately VR is it's for nerds it's fucking lame excuse my language you
00:47:29| know I don't like it stupid it's interesting it's all know it's such an
00:47:38| infancy stage that people try and rebel over whoa I'm looking to my left and the
00:47:44| roller coasters like it's like still going but I'm looking to the left
00:47:48| this can weigh almost like reality Wow listen I played some pretty cool video
00:47:53| games in the life that is not one of them VR is off the unpay endures gives
00:47:58| the VR in general two thumbs down things could change I'm not here to say it will
00:48:04| never be good I'm just right now it sucks step up the game yeah
00:48:11| did you shave a little bit a little bit left a little bit there no wait you know
00:48:17| is deficit but I lost the whole thing oh you did oh yeah you did I just did you
00:48:21| happen to use the big foot shaves razor cause I did oh you know what I love
00:48:27| these razors cuz they're so they're so close to the skin when they shave it's a
00:48:31| single-edged just won it right down there it's nice and smooth I sometimes I
00:48:36| have a big scraggly beard you know it's kind of like that's too much of my face
00:48:41| and this cuts right through it and it's really cheap it's not bad it's $15 on
00:48:46| Amazon and I bought it because it replaced one that already broke so buy a
00:48:51| few of them because you'll need it I didn't expect you good learning you're
00:49:04| learning those are our product reviews for today proofed it I do like that
00:49:10| product but it gets stuck after a while and it snaps and it spins listlessly at
00:49:16| the bottom as you real angry I'm jumping my acting game you gotta bring in the
00:49:29| celebrity challenge Scott Stamp we were calling out you to
00:49:34| try to sing on her Butler's versus Travis Barker oh wait he's drummer or
00:49:42| blink-182 it's still better Kenny sing check it
00:49:47| out should be uh do you want to tell what they're gonna be singing should
00:49:53| challenge Nickelback him and Nickelback uh Chad Kroeger yak track Kruger vs.
00:49:58| Scout step I already Jones Travis Barker uh rude
00:50:02| he's like yeah I'll do it and then you were like it should be that cruel there
00:50:06| are two of those guys versus the drummer Travis he's a friend of the audience
00:50:11| Travis Inlet Barker you know he can play his drums upside
00:50:16| down that I would pay to have that experience
00:50:21| that's called a concert I believe just called the concert then he doesn't
00:50:25| comfort if you had actually balls they drive around motorcycles in it throw it
00:50:31| into the crowd and drum as you spin I hope that becomes a thing I talked to a
00:50:38| friend of mine who travels the country he doesn't really have a home you
00:50:43| homeless well no no but he's very learned he has
00:50:47| a college degree his parents are like fancy diplomats and he comes from money
00:50:52| but he travels the world because he doesn't know anyway he's a he's my
00:50:59| drummer from my college band he uh we had a thing how cool would it be if you
00:51:05| were a traveling music group so that a drummer a bass player guitarists were
00:51:11| all and like the back of a pickup truck and we're just playing with amps
00:51:14| everywhere but like travel in the world like not even stopping anywheres playing
00:51:20| I feel like that's why they have noise ordered and or dances for those people
00:51:27| it's individual I feel like that was the thing in the past like in the 70s and
00:51:30| they're like we can't have anymore oh then then Roman Krios been digging up
00:51:35| that April's that's a shame though but that would be sweet if you just like
00:51:40| don't like your trailer opened up and then it was like stage yeah we're doing
00:51:44| row of seats so they get said yeah yeah we've been have to because even if you
00:51:51| don't like the music you see someone playing live it's different than
00:51:54| listening to their CD you know what I mean mm-hmm days when everything's
00:51:58| auto-tuned and yeah oh you worried somewhere sponsors will
00:52:05| drop you of auto-tune sponsors cheer like oh no no we love auto-tune
00:52:09| especially Kanye the auto-tune DJ poignant um China Megan and Kanye
00:52:27| ooh I never asked you that and I was thinking myself oh really
00:52:35| favorite teacher ever this is a dance segment I never heard it down brother
00:52:39| done rude yeah like that he's the first guy is like you know he'd like pointed
00:52:46| me out he's like you're smart you're good
00:52:49| how'd it be your friends you only like him because he showered me with
00:52:53| greatness he said and you're like all right he's a good guy actually I had my
00:53:05| laptop and this is when Internet was sparse and you do have any way to cuz
00:53:11| laptops didn't come with Wi-Fi back then of course not they weren't in the chip
00:53:14| dude the motherboard right yeah you need this like card in so yeah and he gave me
00:53:20| his card he just gave it to me so I could answer your vCard or his me card
00:53:25| or what p.m. CIA there's no V in there okay you're
00:53:32| checking letters anymore oh I think we've moved on to the word of the moment
00:53:42| you wouldn't hear my where the moment it's a little vulgar old interesting
00:53:47| petty I'm curious no no not the word itself isn't so I
00:53:52| work with a guy who's he's like mentally the age of like 10 or so only use any
00:53:59| terms to describe him because I'm not sure any of them are legally binding or
00:54:03| don't be rude he's a nice guy he's just gets on my nerves and he is not
00:54:08| intelligent he you got a car accident anyway he calls our hand trucks
00:54:17| handcarts okay the word of the day is handcart okay I've called it a hand
00:54:26| truck my whole life we have three of them at work everyone is called them Han
00:54:31| Trump's my whole life we have called hand trucks every day for nine months
00:54:36| that he's worked here every day it's a hand truck
00:54:39| and he has these weird things where he keep revert Stu some old-timey sayings
00:54:46| huh the other day he said to me how about that Jerry Seinfeld and I said
00:54:54| what he said he's so funny you know I was like yeah but you mean in retrospect
00:55:02| right not right now he's just left and walked away
00:55:06| he calls hand trucks hand carts anyway what bugs me beyond belief does he's
00:55:11| always up my butt at work and today I got back in early 2:30 something and he
00:55:18| was there and the worst thing in the world is I Drive up I pull up in front
00:55:22| of work down the route you gotta collect my thoughts
00:55:25| maybe text someone I don't know check my phone I want to see what trash I have in
00:55:30| the vehicle for lunch and everything I got water bottles maybe I'm finished I
00:55:33| don't know yeah paperwork is money all here and then I look in the back I can
00:55:37| see do I have to bring anything in whatever right that's a routine routine
00:55:41| that won't breathe a little bit just drove all day every time if he's at work
00:55:49| he comes outside he opens my door and says ha ha ha I see you got stuff and
00:55:56| I'm like oh just gotta breathe and they don't say something like you gonna bring
00:56:01| everything in and I go yeah gonna bring it in
00:56:04| I try not to look at him and he says well you got your hand card here and I
00:56:07| said it's a hand Rock and that was today and I really wanted to hit him for
00:56:13| saying handcart and I apologize it do you say handcart maybe maybe people do
00:56:18| it's a hand truck you know the wheels that handles you yeah I don't talk about
00:56:24| this is some difference I apologize that's it that's it if you go to the
00:56:27| grocery store and you have the thing you put groceries in what's a shopping cart
00:56:32| ok people down here call it a buggy I was like a buggies like what the Amish
00:56:40| people like sit in when they're like whipping their horses to go like I think
00:56:44| there's like some kind of car that might be a buggy - but it's not hopping car
00:56:49| guys get your room straight maybe the hurricane was for a reason no no I want
00:56:59| views a lot pander to getting bit on CNN and said I don't know I was Jay King
00:57:09| because I'm jealous of how beautiful those people are and they've come
00:57:14| together and fix everything so that's why I said that it was extreme jealousy
00:57:18| huh you mean actually Ren Vyas yes I have a plate do you have a word of the
00:57:29| day I certainly do mmm so this was recently used on one of my food shows
00:57:35| that I watch the guy was enjoying a hand goes a bowl of fuck which is like a soup
00:57:41| and I think it was some sort of remote city in like Malaysia or something and
00:57:46| he called he called the soup tumescent tumescent means beautiful beyond belief
00:57:53| yeah but guys like I did transcendence it has a sexual overtones oh it's like
00:57:59| it's like it makes you swell because the fanzine taste Randy yeah taste you can
00:58:06| boyish you know I want to just eat this soup right now deliciousness
00:58:12| yep that's not to mess it though what you're doing with your mouth and she's
00:58:19| watching din unwise yours at home until now wait is undelicious a word can you
00:58:34| on everything I'm Anders certainly well interestingly not I have been in an
00:58:49| abandoned building look what main topic skipping right a
00:58:53| heavy there already it's been an hour and I don't like these people okay and
00:59:00| i'm not a panderer i can't stay and every viewer you can edit this out
00:59:06| YouTube watching ping yo asses thinner I was gonna say PC that right yeah
00:59:14| politically correct hmm yeah okay I don't hate those just like them I like
00:59:26| them a lot you know they gonna slide slide right into urban exploring I think
00:59:36| we can what kind of home ran it cropped up because I just recently watched it
00:59:40| I'm gonna plug that movie as much as I can because I love it and it lives in
00:59:45| the sewers and I'm gonna start with a different
00:59:47| spin on it so what makes the sewers creepy what makes a movie creepy I think
00:59:56| what makes sewers creepy is the discarded things hmm like no humans
01:00:02| touch that stuff anymore yeah right because I think dumps are actually
01:00:08| creepy too yeah except that more people touched up in dumps than sewers does
01:00:12| that make sense oh yeah and dictionary of obscure
01:00:15| sorrows has a word for some of that stuff it's a cannot see yeah that's what
01:00:21| I thought it was emptiness of places that's like a lack of people being there
01:00:27| or that people have already been there and I've left a little like piece of
01:00:32| themselves so you realize that like this is either like completely devoid of life
01:00:36| or life is you know has its science that it's been there Sartain past elbe right
01:00:49| so I got I got I guess quick quick hit for you like what what symbols are gonna
01:00:54| creepy in everyday life that you like like if you saw like you came home and
01:01:00| you knew your home was a certain way and things are rearranged you'd be freaked
01:01:05| out right if you knew dude I'd be freaked out of all his toys were in the
01:01:09| middle of the room just in a row like just in the middle of the room up did no
01:01:13| no no like one one one one one one like perfectly in a line mm-hmm and in
01:01:19| all the rooms and I'd be like Dom did you do this it's a ghost we have to move
01:01:26| I'm sorry I think we're moving out forever no not exactly it really
01:01:32| happened I'm not sure I guess there's a lot of things like that that you things
01:01:38| you take for granted because everyone's routine is kind of the same that if
01:01:41| things started changing I started thinking about this with Adele was it uh
01:01:47| just yours told me if stuff was moved right stuff that you would have to move
01:01:52| as moved mm-hmm what if every morning you woke up all the sinks in the house
01:01:59| were turned in the on position and we're flowing but that's just a weird thing
01:02:05| yeah that's one of those things where you just like you try to blame your
01:02:09| other and then you're like this is balls it's just a strange it's like free beat
01:02:15| but if it only happened once you would blow it off right what if it happens two
01:02:18| days in a row and you're both next to each other in
01:02:22| bed and no one else's home like you're like or like middle of the night when
01:02:26| you you know everything is locked and silent and then you hear like a door
01:02:29| shut or something turns off sure cabinet slams well you I always allow for some
01:02:36| noise like one that's what you pass one noise really I'll do a door slam a
01:02:42| cabinet ball like as you can have a bag of sugar brown sugars in the air because
01:02:48| you look round sugar it's just like any flour on edges of tables painting and
01:02:52| playing in playing it like 12 hours later it falls yeah that's that's
01:02:55| possible yeah all the faucets in your house I'm talking the bathroom one
01:02:59| downstairs the basement the one that holds the washing machine like that
01:03:04| faucets on for some reason every Foss is just on no one knows why that's weird
01:03:09| no the Hansons you know creeped me out that most most recently I had my phone
01:03:15| hooked up to a Bluetooth speaker and I was like most the apps are silent I
01:03:21| finally hit one that had like a video of a guy talking so I switch to that one
01:03:26| and like I'm about to go to sleep and I hear
01:03:29| a guy talking in like the room next door I was like and it took me a good like 30
01:03:35| seconds to realize that wow that's weird that's creepy yeah I was like why is it
01:03:40| oh because wait oh so he um it wasn't like a dude's face it was like a video
01:03:45| yeah it was like like fading in like I couldn't read that he was talking and I
01:03:49| was just like okay you get there so what I was going for was that it's really the
01:04:00| situation the ambience that really gets you when it's like a scary movie or I
01:04:04| got a weird like look for the best description of creepy is when you
01:04:11| juxtapose the most extremely twisted weird things with the most normal calm
01:04:18| cozy things right that's like fallout on one of the fallout I'm going to sleep in
01:04:23| bed and here's a mangled body like gee I mean like they don't go together you
01:04:28| don't put a cozy with weird things a sever John around right yes because it
01:04:34| makes it that much more juxtapose II it's a classic fallout thing where it's
01:04:39| just like fallout had all sort of random bunkers and stuff so under this overpass
01:04:43| there was a door that led into a bathroom it went downstairs and you can
01:04:48| see like the subway tiles and I don't like to sink you turn the corner and
01:04:51| then the entire bathroom is just these plungers stuck on every area of the wall
01:04:55| and then these pencils were stacked on top of one another like impossibly
01:05:01| stacked and you look just as you turn the pencils fall down there's like I
01:05:08| didn't I didn't get to that point in that game that's pretty badass
01:05:12| yeah just that someone had the time to do that and that like the tingle on the
01:05:16| back here neck was the motion they're going for they're just going right hit
01:05:20| it really hard yeah some good stuff I love that stuff
01:05:25| get your heart going make sure that makes you alive okay tell something that
01:05:30| would uplift the podcast hmm I guess so it's Dana's mood okay that's that's
01:05:36| creepy I love creepiness in Fallout 4 there's a
01:05:41| mission where you're supposed to stay the mirror lurks the crab dudes with the
01:05:45| hands uh-huh yeah so you going as their lair and it's a whole city of them and
01:05:50| there's an extra bonus if you don't hurt one of them so you literally are getting
01:05:55| stabbed and attacked and you're running he just like a good running right and
01:05:59| just hiding and going through doors and everything it took me like an hour to do
01:06:03| this mission and find all these eggs and whatever and bring them back to the guy
01:06:07| well he gave me the bonus money I didn't hurt anyone I was totally fine
01:06:12| it was it took a long time and it really should took like ten minutes I think you
01:06:17| know I'm going oh yeah so I didn't need to go back but I took my stomach drawer
01:06:22| and I went back and I killed the most gruesome weapon I could and I enjoyed
01:06:29| it's so bad they were clacking their claws like they're coming at me again
01:06:33| and this sounds like not today mission oh that's meant to be teaching hold with
01:06:39| a blowtorch I got a new weapon at the time I was like some kind of weird
01:06:43| blowtorch you can make like it was a flame sword or flames all the flame
01:06:47| sword and it was like they're creatures like they didn't muck
01:06:54| I was like this is the best angle there crustaceous bodies exploded the river
01:07:07| well beautiful I love going along these journeys with you is replaying yeah and
01:07:13| you were down there okay yeah I remember that one it's kind of like Oh Joe it
01:07:18| definitely did I feel latest cert is list exactly what I would do I'd say
01:07:22| like nah not today I'm not gonna allow this game to play me I'm plowing okay
01:07:26| not today so this is Danville he he does a sort of similar thing with urban
01:07:33| exploring well he'll go and do it not he'll here not murder not me relax not
01:07:38| even caves even but he'll go to like old factories and abandoned asylums and
01:07:43| stuff and go go around them you know when they're almost completely abandoned
01:07:47| they are I would assume I mean well that what's it been how long abandoned uh
01:07:53| what the role is usually you see like paint like peeling off the wall so it's
01:07:57| more than ten years that's pretty good right okay when Tom interesting I worked
01:08:02| in a bunch of buildings that were just storage from like five row homes in a
01:08:10| row that we hollowed out had three floors each and they were just storage
01:08:14| so almost save 40 years 50 years so when I came time to clear them out we sold
01:08:21| the buildings we the empty all our boxes all our storage at all everything the
01:08:27| only thing that was like some of them didn't have Brian water one of them
01:08:31| didn't have a working electric and most of them just the ceilings were falling
01:08:37| down to the floor below and you could see through floors like it was always
01:08:41| like don't hang there too long just get your stuff and get out and they were
01:08:45| really old time he built in a poor neighborhood so they weren't built very
01:08:50| well what's crazy is I look back I had video son share it I'll have him anymore
01:08:55| right now but um like in 69 that's the address third floor the roof had been
01:09:04| falling for so long that there was a pile in the corner that was almost waist
01:09:08| high and it was just roof that it you know equation or something on that I
01:09:12| just would and whatever the eventually kept falling I think there were no
01:09:18| railings on the stairs anymore there were bathtubs that were like 60 years
01:09:22| old that were just empty like there's no running water right right
01:09:27| we took that they weighed like 300 pounds I won't even get into that the
01:09:31| steps were like super steep and made of this like linoleum weird stuff that was
01:09:35| just covered in whatever the roof was like the stuff just settled over years
01:09:40| fell down on itself but it was cool because you could definitely I won't say
01:09:46| feel ghost energy I think it's kind of ridiculous but you could feel a
01:09:50| different time huh no II think you know like the 60s almost annamaya but yeah
01:09:59| the word that's coming up next like a time of nostalgia that you never lived
01:10:03| in yeah and I didn't live in the 50s 60s so that's interesting
01:10:08| I'm just nailing these obscure so oh yeah it's curly sorrow Jule fantastic
01:10:16| take it where you will the only thing I will say is in 67 or 69 there was a an
01:10:24| old couple that used to rent there in the 60s I think your 60s or 50s but um
01:10:29| one of them had a heart attack and uh in their sleep so the other one woke up saw
01:10:36| this and it was before cellphones so I don't know if they were sprinting to the
01:10:40| pay phone or whatever or where the bedroom was just a third floor say to go
01:10:44| down steps I camera her if he had a heart attack and she ran for help or she
01:10:48| had a heart attack even bro whoever was the other person ran for help and fell
01:10:53| down the steps have died no one found it for like two days
01:10:58| that's terrible man that you could feel that though that yes and now like I I
01:11:04| pretended I think more so did somebody tell you before you win it oh yeah back
01:11:09| in the day they would try and mess with you and I'd be like there's ghosts in
01:11:11| there and all that stuff you know you gotta see like fingerprints or anything
01:11:14| like there's probably bunch of dust no why would we there's no fingerprints
01:11:18| everywhere what do you see in fingerprints look there's like the the
01:11:22| thing that Dan bell would worry about is we went to have been in places that
01:11:25| there's squatters or there's somebody that's junkie and it's like lit up
01:11:29| inside so yeah because we were only one entrance our work so you know I mean so
01:11:35| you it was good so you know it was sealed powder yeah the places that Dan
01:11:39| bell goes sometimes like he'll be filming and like yes I'm sure he doesn't
01:11:42| see fresh signs of like right fresh new print or like bolts crazy Colts like
01:11:49| that hang out there mm-hmm prejudice or people hiding behind doors
01:11:53| or something has he ever had any anyone show up on his pocket or those videos he
01:11:59| um I guess as far as scary people no because I guess most of the people that
01:12:05| are doing wrong don't want to interfere with him but he
01:12:08| has seen them like there was one where there was a door that was shut and the
01:12:12| handle of the door had fallen off so you can see through the handle portion and
01:12:16| when he walks up the steps it's dark behind the handle and he's just taking a
01:12:21| surveillance of the room and as he does like you could see the person move away
01:12:25| like the darkness moved away I'd say were there they're like yeah what's
01:12:32| crazy about those buildings or those rooms or those whatever you want call is
01:12:37| uh there's a silence that's loud if that makes sense to you can the key Rex
01:12:44| everything is amplified because you're like Ishod I'm talking when you stand
01:12:48| still when those buildings there's a almost like if you're listening to a non
01:12:54| panderers podcasters that's like books like that the feeling that it emptiness
01:12:59| that's lot stronger than being uh like filled with people like it's louder than
01:13:04| that I guess cuz like if you entered a room that you know in your house that no
01:13:09| one's in like a bathroom or like the bedroom you haven't been in in like six
01:13:13| hours and there's no weird feeling or satellite attitude there ya know no
01:13:18| because it just had noise in there six hours ago whatever or in my case six
01:13:24| years ago but anyway you know derailed myself moment of
01:13:32| silence when you're you're taking it in and some sort of abandoned place yeah
01:13:37| it's definitely different oh it's not magical I guess or a lack of
01:13:45| energy it's a there's a spin on that so like you probably do you still have
01:13:52| your bedroom growing up does that still exist or did your parents
01:13:56| reappropriation [Music]
01:13:59| that was so well 13 so and then the bedroom I have when I moved when I was
01:14:09| so like the all the grandkids can sleep there so it's like it's been repaired
01:14:12| for sins avoided from memory essentially what about places that you were like
01:14:17| college like your first bike dorm room or like your first house that you stayed
01:14:23| in with all your buds I mean those don't go backward it door room no you're
01:14:29| looking for an indoor place that I'm just looking at replaced that you you
01:14:33| had all these memories and you existed in and you had a joy
01:14:37| and I'll stay I'll leave them Max Myers playground I grew up at all named
01:14:44| Raphael over there anymore um I used to do all sorts up there hang out play
01:14:49| basketball I went to summer camp there the pool all that stuff and now when I
01:14:55| go back it is a different place it's just got a different feel different
01:14:58| energy it's not me anymore I'm not there anymore it feels like I'm not a part of
01:15:02| it I don't know if everyone feels like that when they go back to a place but
01:15:08| yeah what's the word everyone thinks it looks smaller than it used to I guess
01:15:12| when you're little yeah make sense playing physically it would be smaller
01:15:17| too but also as you grow I guess your you travel more of the world like this
01:15:22| is a playground somewhere we do stuff off of the sleep set
01:15:28| yeah I mean it's like you've been to more playgrounds now even a dozens
01:15:31| hundreds who knows I guess for me is that I'm always the person who's the
01:15:35| last to leave for some reason because I guess I take care of other people's crap
01:15:41| so like the apartment after my second year of college
01:15:44| it was Mitch and I and then two of the guys whom they had left because they
01:15:50| kind of sucked and then left all their shit there so I was cleaning up all
01:15:53| their shit that's rude and like yeah and and Mitch left and then I was cleaning
01:15:57| up some more stuff by the time I was done is just like an empty shell of what
01:16:00| and it was yeah it's just a strange thing to look around and say like you
01:16:06| know this place is essentially dead to me now and you have to let it go until
01:16:12| next year because we used a to be on them the only weird thing is CL was
01:16:18| actually empty it's almost weirder when someone else is
01:16:22| living it like when I was say in the playground I can't believe I being in
01:16:27| after you right and there are those people taking over your site right and
01:16:31| it's almost like like if I go by max planners playground I must must stop you
01:16:35| like listen this is where I do my stunts yo this is where I learned how to play
01:16:39| chink tennis ball game no that's Foursquare don't be staying
01:16:43| here and be like there used to be a metal death here okay good don't be
01:16:46| reinvested it was a metal drift everybody will climb inside and all this
01:16:49| stuff yeah did anyone else in the world have a metal giraffe as like a
01:16:55| playground thing it was supposed to be life-size so the giraffes standing on
01:17:01| all four and you could climb into its belly essentially huh
01:17:05| was it more dangerous compared to yeah standards yes it was and what's weird is
01:17:10| its spots were all hollow so that's how you can see through the giraffe and see
01:17:14| whatever we fall out well no no you couldn't fall out a spot
01:17:18| they're too small but the one on the bottom like where it would have a baby
01:17:21| almost okay you know how people were getting into and out of the giraffe it's
01:17:25| the other thing is right next to the giraffe there was the um I want to say
01:17:30| there were block letters that were all connected but they weren't really
01:17:34| letters they were supposed to be shapes that kids could climb one was written
01:17:38| the most profanity I've ever seen in my entire life like kids who just draw a
01:17:42| marker on it um I literally saw my first picture of a vagina there when I was
01:17:46| like 4 I had no clue what was so hairy and weird there were so many curse words
01:17:52| I can't even repeat them I almost wish I had a camera so I can
01:17:56| look at it now because they painted over every year every couple of years they've
01:18:00| changed it yeah but it would always come back but I still remember the graffiti a
01:18:04| little bit on that thing I think one time hold on
01:18:09| I don't know if I'm making this up one time I'm pretty sure there was like a
01:18:13| pet seminar a pet thing and they got a peacock loose at max Myers it got loose
01:18:20| into the it's like hidden the grass and there were all these people had to come
01:18:25| and like get it out correct me if I'm wrong anyone who grew up there but you
01:18:28| know that's insane and just remember this stuff now yeah well that memory so
01:18:33| far ago that you probably don't know how real it is oh I never said I have no
01:18:40| clothing I don't want to damaged myself over the years so it does not help yeah
01:18:51| hey the huge if you're listening type in the comments anything that happened at
01:18:56| max Myers besides you calling I think who's like okay so this sounds weird but
01:19:04| it was like mostly the white kids who know what the white kids I mean we would
01:19:09| all hang out or whatever but like we were friends
01:19:11| mm-hmm and then there was like the Puerto Rican kids would hang out with
01:19:14| the Puerto Rican kids and then the black kids I know the black kids and then we
01:19:18| would all play the basketball or tag or whatever and I think one time Dan said
01:19:22| to the black kids that they like men in speedos and I can't remember why
01:19:27| and they punched him in the mouth like five times everybody obvious reprise her
01:19:33| memories are coming back yeah yeah oh my god so funny but because he was holding
01:19:37| the dog went oh my god that's so funny he deserved it hey who deserve it
01:19:44| what's funny is like I remember racism then too but it was different than it is
01:19:50| now like I feel like you would play
01:19:53| basketball it would be like the black kids been playing with the white kids
01:19:56| and we'd all play and like you somebody switch teams up you mix the two players
01:19:59| in whatever and like they would we would all talk shit on the Puerto Rican kids
01:20:03| or something but then like I feel like if the puerto
01:20:06| rican kids were all playing with us and we're playing tag or like free and hunt
01:20:10| or whatever free sell or any of these games maybe like they would tell crapple
01:20:14| the blackest uh-huh and I'm a hundred percent sure and the puerto ricans of
01:20:18| the blackens are all playing they're probably like check out the way they're
01:20:21| losers it's just so funny it's this is different time yeah and now I live in
01:20:27| the suburbs it's like different like I don't see that every day I guess it's a
01:20:31| rich history right there it's welcome to max Meyers yeah hmm let me go back and
01:20:39| try and play little kids there are no parents I'm just playing with your kids
01:20:42| I'm playing with your kids how we create some memories uh we used to be five only
01:20:49| you guys come home update it's joke folks Joe I yeah interesting so what
01:21:03| would you do if you go have you gone back to those places that you like well
01:21:07| so I do deliveries to Northeast Philly once a week I'll go there and drive by
01:21:14| and I will go out of my way to drive by Max Myers or my old house because you
01:21:18| can take any route you want the ones you're getting a to be you didn't mean
01:21:22| like it doesn't have become down this street versus go eight blocks and cut
01:21:25| down that Street you're still going the same place I always drive by but I never
01:21:30| never really get out and look but no that's like like as I went through
01:21:38| college and the time after I'd always return back home and my parents home
01:21:43| they kept it for like 30 years so my room became more and more devoid of
01:21:48| stuff cuz I take like one or two things and move it to my new house and they
01:21:51| weren't moving anything new in there yeah for a long time it yeah just get
01:21:55| emptier and emptier until they finally like rearranged it and then it was just
01:22:00| like you know maybe it has like something I never really wanted and it
01:22:03| was still in the closet and I would just look at it and be like this is not this
01:22:06| is worthless dirt it became kind of weird because it's like a shell you're
01:22:12| aware of like all the good times you had it's like the the positive parts that
01:22:16| you had in the past are now making the room like a negative I think it's a it's
01:22:20| no longer a good place to be it just feels so hollow I'm more Hollow than it
01:22:25| could be if it was just a random thing like a new waste you would not feel
01:22:29| hollow like that right I understand what you're saying but do you think that the
01:22:35| things that happen there are still happening there in a way I mean the best
01:22:39| I guess I mean I guess people give up on things sort of because my parents moved
01:22:44| like several years later and even they didn't have any like they they I don't
01:22:49| know if they're pretending but they pretend like they don't have any
01:22:51| emotional connection to the house like when they sold it they're like yeah we
01:22:54| sold it thank God we were done with that piece of shit like but it's like it's
01:22:59| like over selling over selling it yeah I guess it's like to protect us or make
01:23:04| themselves there are emotions it just seems strange because it's like that was
01:23:08| our like our family house for 30 years and that's where everything happened
01:23:12| then but they're left behind it's gone now want to tell them something I kind
01:23:20| of want to drive by the house and see like how the new family is using it like
01:23:25| it was like a recreation of what you were doing like the way your family did
01:23:30| right whoa just cific just happens over and over and over again until it is
01:23:36| Wendy everyone moves on but here's the question so is there an actual
01:23:42| scientific value attached to that house those subjective like there's no
01:23:50| measurement for it right other than like the Realtors like square footage and
01:23:56| value like cost that's the UM is there any remnant of anything does the past
01:24:04| leave any traces this is there anything left behind that because we're just
01:24:09| talking about like we're here in a house where someone dies or the 1960s happened
01:24:13| it hasn't been touched since then you can feel it right is that fake you think
01:24:17| like a north of me is still in that house
01:24:20| living well I mean is in essence of the hasn't been touched in the 1960s no
01:24:27| there's some strange places that Dan bell goes to that are like old resorts
01:24:31| right well do you think there's anything there or is it just as a bullshit I
01:24:37| think there I think there is because so if there is it has to be some scientific
01:24:42| thing know what what would you almost say it is a wake
01:24:47| from the past I think we're filled with the idea of
01:24:50| what the past is like even like the history of like how it like even back to
01:24:55| the 1800s if you saw like a piece of furniture you would probably assume like
01:24:59| a time frame that came from so if you're going through like a an urban
01:25:03| exploration and it's someplace that was built in like the early 1900s
01:25:07| you would see a piece of furniture and then it would evoke something from you
01:25:11| to like make you think that it was they would push you in that setting because
01:25:15| that's you knew it you knew it was from that time and that's then that's 100%
01:25:18| subjective right so we were saying so it's it's it's only individual not
01:25:22| really there like if an animal walked into a building that's been sealed since
01:25:29| because it doesn't know 1964 his goddamn left leg is everything I don't know yeah
01:25:35| so it's it's essentially a human thing I think so okay like you as any animals
01:25:42| are like Chernobyl and stuff and they don't give it they don't care do I hear
01:25:46| weird stories that there are certain creatures that don't go certain places
01:25:49| or is that not true what about these abandoned malls and so there's no is
01:25:56| there like ant colonies in there or like deer wandering in now then or is it too
01:26:01| difficult to get to maybe physically like do I mean it's like they got to go
01:26:04| through a door open l escalator and deers hate escalators it's proven I
01:26:10| don't know maybe like physical limits to try to get through door but I guess
01:26:13| there's certain animals that are more freely entering buildings that like the
01:26:18| human like I guess human relatable animals like a raccoon ooh hold on is
01:26:23| there a human smell left behind must be we pick it up on some smells and like
01:26:30| the chemicals from all the stuff we make ya know or us we need that camels right
01:26:36| so like what animal would be the one that tries to get the farthest away away
01:26:42| I'm not sure dear I'm still calm with deer 15 the one that gets the closest
01:26:45| because it thinks there's food and there's like a raccoon or like a bear
01:26:48| maybe you know I could picture that going into a van in places I don't know
01:26:52| I don't know some forethought it is and some thoughts folks yeah I think we're
01:27:00| trailing now I think we're fading away yeah yeah we're fade we're gonna we're
01:27:03| gonna wrap it up but uh what did I say it's not a sandwich you can put it in a
01:27:09| tortilla ran out let's rap it's a rap it's a rap folks um so anyway to wrap it
01:27:18| up you can literally scream dickhead across from your father Travis Barker
01:27:25| you beat up on some people yeah take take your hand part with you Dan still
01:27:31| doesn't know who is celebrity man crushes even though it's better now I
01:27:35| feel okay are you going for the muscly guys huh
01:27:41| okay so you're not alone that's interesting yeah that's interesting in
01:27:45| it so who are you thinking like Kubrick whose don't know he's that issues I
01:27:52| don't so now you need a guy who doesn't have interests yeah too many as standard
01:27:58| to you I apologize perfect man maybe you're looking at like a Chris
01:28:13| Pratt I think Chris bad maybe he'd be cool got to hang out with you couldn't
01:28:17| remember his name three podcasts ago but he keeps coming up keeps coming back and
01:28:22| they're new they're single they're you really got some bids on this guy okay I
01:28:28| think you would enjoy it to the podcast Chris Pratt good friend of the podcast
01:28:35| beyond panders if you're wondering how to learn more about us it's actually
01:28:39| pretty easy see this website here so I'm licking it
01:28:44| yeah little bit there right there calm unpaid nurse calm we got all the socials
01:28:50| you want to twit us you want to twat us you want a twink twinks wake us go for
01:28:55| it just do it on pander us don't even worry about it folks mmm
01:29:01| patreon we got a patreon right I certainly do holy smokes everything I
01:29:08| know I know what I'm doing with my afternoon I'm go to the on panniers calm
01:29:12| I'll check out all their stuff and I'm just gonna send them every dollar I have
01:29:16| oh I got lost again that's what you guys should say it's been good it has been
01:29:26| good I need a smoke after that one that was like a hoof steaming one we learned
01:29:32| a lot about just do me do you want to take positions next time do you want to
01:29:38| give it to me I'll give you those questions give you some different ones
01:29:43| off-the-cuff yeah don't ask me some weird ones like have you ever had sex in
01:29:49| a garden while a priest watched after the age I'm not gonna tell you after the
01:29:54| age oh no Oaks he's dead and he's Nick and
01:30:05| tried to mess up we are gathered are the odd and panders pumper Stokes about all
01:30:16| join first do a knuckle you like we like you a lot
00:00:03| to is always sex hobo that's all music that's like 40 years
00:00:11| let's beat it about like you know to me what's Billie Jean about weights you
00:00:15| know you might want to start the episode because I have a big bang news flash for
00:00:19| right oh yeah you want to hit it yeah I do yeah go ahead ice already started it
00:00:23| when did you start it before we talk about music
00:00:26| Oh interesting well folks I'm Nick and I'm Dan
00:00:32| together we form this unlikely duo that you won't find anywhere else
00:00:36| we call ourselves yeah the guy on pain reader couple of snakes in the grass
00:00:47| hide your children we've been around friend of children's children anyone
00:00:53| under 18 is not advised to listen to our podcast not to mention all the things we
00:01:01| say and do here they're not our opinions not the opinions of our employers and
00:01:06| they're definitely not the opinions of anyone we'd eat if they found out they'd
00:01:11| kill us yeah familial relatives definitely not
00:01:16| not they're a pendulum acquaintances coworkers no we don't mean to represent
00:01:24| that or else not at all this is justice folks my pen I'm I'm taking a note as we
00:01:30| broke yes cuz this one's a good one lighthearted podcast it is that's what
00:01:35| we do here we just kinda we don't and really we don't think about what do you
00:01:46| say we do here just light-hearted talk that we go back and forth time repeated
00:01:52| that sentence times there's topics sharing ins and go off on tangents we
00:01:59| keep our opinions for ourselves we don't like to share here yeah other people's
00:02:03| opinions though we voice them along but we'll talk about their opinions their
00:02:07| from whose whose opinions they are everything we say is from another source
00:02:12| okay except are exactly those are actually opinions of someone else we
00:02:20| consider them fact definitely try and Sue us I get some stupid law student
00:02:29| that will be done I'm kidding it's June a community deserves a lawsuit
00:02:34| everything you say is actually not our opinions except the facts most of the
00:02:39| facts are our opinions will you rip Oh I'll accept facts as opinions yes mm-hmm
00:02:45| I don't allow it there we go all right oh it's on oh here we go
00:02:51| oh wait little-known fact well in fact okay is this leading into something no
00:02:57| it's it's about songs that we're discussing earlier oh okay
00:03:01| if you listen most monthly Jackson's songs are very sexual pretty obvious
00:03:07| right listen to song Billie Jean Denton tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin
00:03:14| tintin tintin it's a beat off tempo it really is all right what phenom ever do
00:03:25| of tempo like Bruce Springsteen born in the USA that just means you got a longer
00:03:37| schlong and the most people yeah and yeah but those people from New Jersey oh
00:03:44| my nose boats saw me hold my nose I don't see it hmm if you're draped in
00:03:52| an American flag I think it'd be appropriate I guess and you weren't from
00:03:58| New Jersey I wouldn't really help when are one another follower I think I think
00:04:04| music that would accompany like a Rube Goldberg machine I think that would be
00:04:08| inappropriate being off music because it's setting off other traps and things
00:04:13| and yeah yeah constant all these little damage lighting things like ding ding
00:04:17| ding I actually just heard a song that I think is
00:04:23| pretty timeless because I just turned it in what's the show with Olivia Pope
00:04:28| and she's like dating the president or he's not the president oh he's only
00:04:34| scandal thank you yes a good catch I really gave you nothing to go on
00:04:39| yep you got it I can I tell you and believe me yeah and complete I was
00:04:45| literally taking a poop downstairs and I am heard upstairs the TV was still
00:04:50| playing the show we don't even watch in this house I think it just came on after
00:04:53| Gray's Anatomy of course I'm sure is still going on and it was right I had no
00:05:00| clue wow there's like fires going on there's
00:05:02| people dying everywhere it's like the same show just rehab so I don't know I'm
00:05:08| married I married the corpse and then he reanimated and then I divorced him and
00:05:11| had sex with his ex-wife well and then can you believe it there was an
00:05:14| emergency near the hospital where many people got injured and this crazy stuff
00:05:19| started happening and it's like yep but anyway cool Duffin magnificent surgery
00:05:23| to save their lives thank goodness we're not house was the only good medical show
00:05:30| and screw-ups I never actually scrubs pretty good
00:05:34| how should house I didn't really watch all that much it was good I mean it's
00:05:38| like house is medical law and order like no one seeks it out but if it's on TV
00:05:44| and it's like coming on you're like let me see what this one's about they're
00:05:46| like oh she had a brain aneurysm this is a little weird because she's allergic to
00:05:52| mold because she was kissing a mold man you're like man kisser gave her that
00:06:00| seizure you know we're talking like episode 401 mummy kisser like those
00:06:15| people who eat toilet papers okay sorry get yo he kept like a fuckin fight death
00:06:21| by Ken I guess yes well what I was getting at was in an episode of scandal
00:06:27| while I was pooping I did hear Nine Inch Nails a warm place
00:06:32| you know that's all know in stir it's like really moving emotional peace
00:06:38| but there had to be like late 90s and they're still using it and shows today
00:06:42| but it's a good piece thanks Trent Trent Reznor yeah as your good friend of the
00:06:49| podcast honestly I think you just came up a years ago I'm always amazed when a
00:06:59| like a 90s or 80s pop star or five or stole okay yeah okay it's still a lot
00:07:05| yeah once it's Sammy Hagar is still alive and he looks like he's even though
00:07:09| he's like 70 or 80 he looks like he's like 40 one of the big followers of the
00:07:13| show we'll call him the huge he loves axel we all know what Axl looks like it
00:07:20| sounds like the same thing a dead pig oh and I'm talking about when he was alive
00:07:27| I look like an animated corpse you believe this guy wanted me to go to a
00:07:32| show with him oh man that would be so I did three years ago oh yeah but the AC
00:07:39| and the running was a really joke I feel like it was a I don't remember what was
00:07:47| actually a good time at the concert wasn't that good I probably told him it
00:07:50| was good so if he's listening today it wasn't that good I had a really good
00:07:56| time and he was meeting with Dave yeah I think it was anyway that concludes our
00:08:04| huge part of the podcast got that one out early
00:08:06| lie down out little quick real quick get that like you don't want that waited
00:08:11| that's a that's a dirty dirty dirty piece of work there huh oh and I
00:08:17| actually feel really bad I'm just 15 minutes ago sent him a picture of his
00:08:24| girlfriend that I got from Facebook but I Photoshop snake eyes and a snake
00:08:29| tongue and I don't usually do that because I feel like because I don't know
00:08:34| are like if I knew her better it would be cool to photoshop her but I feel like
00:08:38| it's kind of rude I've like hung out with are a few times a better like four
00:08:42| times and I mean like where's the boundary on where you photoshop
00:08:46| someone's face to look like a snake but it all stem from a fake conversation
00:08:51| he had with her like I made a little sentence and I ended the one sentence
00:08:56| with too many asses so in my brain I thought it sounds like she's a snake
00:09:00| how funny would it be if I sent him a picture of his own girlfriend look
00:09:05| looking like a snake after all those esses and I did it it
00:09:09| took like ten minutes and it was the best ten minutes of my life I was
00:09:12| laughing crack it up that's weird and then when I sent it well that's what
00:09:16| I was gonna say you wouldn't ever do that no I was thinking I was watching
00:09:20| Tame Impala what's yeah yeah I thought about which
00:09:23| one up I want to change a thousand things but the limo I date the newer one
00:09:29| or the other one the one with the girl in the gym and she's Wow I didn't I
00:09:34| didn't see the video oh I don't know yeah but I do know they're newer stuff
00:09:37| and I like it I'm with Damon Callaghan I'll look up the video after the back
00:09:41| don't worry just search the history and the unmanned doors yeah I I think I will
00:09:46| well there's a there's a the guy that she's unfaded with his name is Trevor
00:09:51| and you know Travis they called Trevor look so he puts on a jacket that has
00:09:57| like this like pink and blue aura to it and it has Trevor written on the back
00:10:00| and I haven't talked to Travis from like said Travis and then said Philip she was
00:10:07| gonna send him the picture without saying anything like he isn't just the
00:10:11| picture he'd be out of nowhere well he won't find this podcast for like
00:10:14| months if we become really big mm-hmm did he marry like an underage girl I'm
00:10:23| here to find out the truth about my friends who just I haven't talked to in
00:10:28| eight years I think I think he married a normal aged girl for clarification on
00:10:38| the podcast she was of age and normal-ish she could be awesome I really
00:10:46| ill not her like I said I don't ever met her she's probably more awesome than him
00:10:49| he was awful I hate him Travis how was it at ice hockey I only play roller are
00:10:57| you oh he's pretty good he's kind of like it was pretty bitter but it's kind
00:11:00| of like shitty Medano which still makes him
00:11:02| pretty good you know what that means my believe he wore number nine no I know
00:11:07| who Mike Modano is but I can't I don't intend them Dallas Stars Jersey and he
00:11:13| kind of okay now I see the connection okay okay that make sense okay power you
00:11:20| strike me as a power forward type it's really shifty and elusive and
00:11:25| lightweight light on his toes you know what I mean I know that's the way I saw
00:11:29| but that was roller hockey completely different slightly above average in a
00:11:32| lot of regards yes definitely but wait and he looked careless huh like he
00:11:39| doesn't look like he's he's never he just totally was chill don't really well
00:11:45| I'm leaning back a little bit yeah yeah you know almost nonchalant but he's good
00:11:50| yeah yeah you know those guys hate those guys half those guys we don't pander to
00:11:55| the host those folk if you don't bring your hard-working lunch pal to the game
00:12:02| we don't want your nice that is right you pull yourself up by them good chap
00:12:08| some wheels to the bottom of those boots and you Stern roulade me just go man
00:12:13| and you better work at a steel mill or the industrial plant in the place where
00:12:19| you were born that's all I'm saying as a key player
00:12:22| okay my pop up said they used to take like coke cans and like reform them in
00:12:27| order to make blades and then they'd strap them to their shoes to make ice
00:12:31| skates that sounds sounds made-up but I it's just because I he was not a very
00:12:38| creative man yeah I don't think he could maybe maybe he was too kind I've been
00:12:50| too smart and too wildly for me maybe that was it for my child self that could
00:12:55| be um we have a wheeler segment here a new segment you'll get in a new section
00:13:00| sure sure I wouldn't call it clarifications or questions from the
00:13:04| past oh shoot Corrections in a newspaper type deal you're saying what we may have
00:13:11| said in the previous episode has been rekted by jackals in a comment section
00:13:16| or or we discovered it ourselves probably but we definitely read it
00:13:21| before we were there good I would hate to just find out for
00:13:24| something sure called sitting at home and his mama's basement right in the
00:13:28| comments below right here okay hello right below me here me lo me
00:13:34| anyway good yeah yep it was $300 like a dog's butthole but in fact you wouldn't
00:13:42| do it for 300 okay just just to clarify it was not accurate $300 well I would
00:13:48| look at those butthole before well it was a joke my real number 5 like 800
00:13:54| bucks okay which is it I mean that's like with rent exactly that's what it's
00:13:59| in line with if you had another month of lip um we see Seinfeld
00:14:05| I said 91 you said 97 started in 1989 wait that was a three Episode five
00:14:15| episode pilot season I know about this cuz we yeah I yeah and it was that
00:14:20| doesn't counts like five episodes and then wait I took a two-year hiatus so
00:14:24| you were right I know that I don't know but you didn't know it when we asked
00:14:30| before I think this is ounds weird but I think we did a podcast talked about it I
00:14:36| forgot about it and I was arguing with my dad about Seinfeld at work one day
00:14:40| and I was like I mean wiki and I saw all the facts that we just stated right
00:14:45| there Wow memories how they come back to you and that strange
00:14:48| interesting yeah and if you remember way back this goes back like three or four
00:14:53| episodes we were talking about dr. pepper they had a special event where
00:14:58| they had to they put clues on the bottles and then a whole bunch of people
00:15:02| tried to solve them and then figure out a treasure map of where this like
00:15:06| special thing was okay I don't remember even talking about this was been leading
00:15:10| the podcast during a heavy drink episode probably probably I I misquoted how much
00:15:15| I thought it was like $10,000 and there'd be like a guy standing there
00:15:18| telling you you've won sure but what it actually was was a million dollars holy
00:15:23| smokes let's go back in time yep and there
00:15:26| like a coin or something and it was buried in the oldest cemetery in the
00:15:30| United States so a historical graveyard and people had to dig to find it good
00:15:40| job that's your great-great-grandfather's bones it's a
00:15:46| rather a stranger great-great-grandfather's bones hmm
00:15:51| interesting Corrections I have to start adding my own Corrections yeah I mean
00:15:56| usually I'm 100% right I don't know that I've ever gotten anything wrong to be
00:16:00| honest with you I mean the Seinfeld thing shouldn't count closer on it good
00:16:05| anyway Corrections to come next episode agree to disagree
00:16:09| Turk what I did what a brain was that smirk or a smile Oh today I'm 32
00:16:21| folks breaking this down for everybody letting everybody know I'm on the
00:16:25| downside this is crested the mountain ready to die know that six years or so
00:16:30| I'll probably dead I actually said a word from my father for the first time
00:16:40| my entire life oh really what kind of word did you say what is dickhead that's
00:16:47| exactly what I said like that I screamed it in his face but not at him that the
00:16:52| person to my right so I was driving my father and usually he likes to drive but
00:16:58| an adult now I can drive my father it's the worst passenger in the world you use
00:17:03| your complains you're going too slow or too fast or you're getting too close to
00:17:07| people or let me drive that's usually my father's about does he just sit back and
00:17:12| tell you this or is he constantly fidgeting looking around worried that
00:17:15| he's fidgeting he's not a good passenger he's proven everywhere his whole life my
00:17:18| mom doesn't drive anywhere so it's like he's like the driver in fact for the
00:17:23| company he used to drive for the company so you know he's always driving so when
00:17:27| I Drive whatever I got my style I've driven him for years now he's okay with
00:17:32| me that's my big that's literally my biggest claim to fame I can drive my
00:17:36| father and he won't complain that's incredible you guys I might be
00:17:41| the best driver on earth Circle the trap too slow anyway today we're uh headed
00:17:48| down a road and it's like two lanes and everyone knows like cuz it's a big light
00:17:52| you always get quieter - and at the light everyone knows you're gonna merge
00:17:56| to one in a minute no big deal my dad sitting there and he
00:18:01| has a thing about justice my dad I think that's where I get it he um rogue
00:18:06| justice he loves when he sees people who know that this Lane stay straight and
00:18:12| this one's left only but you can sneak up here and cut in history right eats
00:18:18| them with his guns he pretends to the point where oh he he'll pretend to get
00:18:22| up as close as you can to the person from he's riding people he's screaming
00:18:25| come on we gotta cut this guy like he's got a system going and he wants to just
00:18:29| try by him as slow as possible and go hmm well today the two lanes were gonna
00:18:37| merge no big deal sometimes you race sometimes you don't I wasn't in total
00:18:42| total rush so I'm driving and uh the lady behind me I see her she's she's
00:18:47| speeding up she's speeding up I'm saying myself I don't give a damn she passed me
00:18:51| who cares we're gonna merge in like five seconds so the pickup truck behind her
00:18:55| tries to merge and I said at this point something clicked and I was like listen
00:18:59| one's okay you're gonna try this no and I just sped up and now it's we literally
00:19:05| were both neither gave up so we're neck-and-neck two people in one lane and
00:19:09| he's revving and I'm revving and weren't this far from the car front of us and we
00:19:13| both riding and he's looking over at me and I'm looking over him I'm ready to
00:19:17| die today like he doesn't get it like I'm not playing games I don't even want
00:19:22| to win I just I would die I would shred my car to pieces just to ruin his day so
00:19:28| I look over with this maniacal look and he says something something asshole and
00:19:32| he screams it because the windows are open today oh yeah nice that beautiful
00:19:35| day and I forgot my dad sitting right here to my right so everyone over no it
00:19:44| just came out on my mouth and and and then he gave up and I won so did the
00:19:50| United straight mrs. turn literally it was emerged to
00:19:54| one link ah so it's a double tomorrow ahead of you
00:19:57| and so he wonder what he so he ended up behind me and I can see him just doing
00:20:03| this give me this and saying words so of course the famous thumbs up out the
00:20:08| window I love the thumbs up at the window it beats the finger trust me dude
00:20:13| thumbs up out the way everybody double thumbs up is double thumbs up someone
00:20:20| that you either just cut off or you just beat them in there in a hole they hit
00:20:24| worse than the finger because it's a double like you look so like oh the
00:20:28| steering wheel you gonna just be like this you're better than anybody been
00:20:35| holding the steering wheel yeah so anyway I'm happy I literally like as
00:20:39| soon as he he ended I realized I just scream dickhead
00:20:43| in my dad's face I've never said the word dickhead to him so I said I said
00:20:48| I'm sorry I said that he kind of went okay it was like I think I know you but
00:20:58| like it was just weird cuz I've never physically said it so I'm gonna don't
00:21:01| know once you say dickhead in front of your parents like you go you go man that
00:21:08| was my spark yeah like you held true to like a childhood thing that you know
00:21:14| probably would have shed for everybody else when you're like in your 20s right
00:21:18| but it wasn't on purpose it's just when does that come up and it comes up when
00:21:23| someone tries to pass you and cause you an asshole so and you win I hope he's
00:21:29| watching the podcaster hey buddy real quick the v6 engine
00:21:35| you don't say buddy did you hear it first on track he was driving a
00:21:45| Lamborghini huh I was gonna welcome sure sure
00:21:50| I think that I think we can move on to the next site that was pretty good it's
00:21:55| fine they just react to this is the next one
00:21:59| is a scenario or situation and I have one for you actually go ahead cuz I
00:22:04| don't have one let me set this up so you know the
00:22:08| International Space Station it's partially owned by Americans and
00:22:13| Russians and then you have its international so you cycle through
00:22:15| different types of astronauts you're sleeping don't worry this is getting
00:22:18| better I'm not sleeping I was trying to go cross-eyed yeah yeah trying to do
00:22:22| this there I did it you got a good job thank you good job
00:22:28| so so imagine you're on Space Station you're looking down somehow you're an
00:22:32| astronaut who's I'm sorry who's you are somehow your antenna and goddamn who's
00:22:36| spacing the Americas okay thank you okay international okay so you're you at the
00:22:45| window you're looking at earth you can see you know the United States you can
00:22:48| see Russia and you see a missile launch from Russia to the United States and a
00:22:55| missile just like takes out the eastern seaboard and you're on the space station
00:22:59| with a Russian what do you do well it does depend I know that it sounds
00:23:08| arbitrary you've been okay for a while and you think he's your friend I'll say
00:23:11| that right if he's my friend I probably don't kill him or anything I mean what
00:23:16| is I gonna solve for my thing now there is also the point of taking in the fact
00:23:22| I can't get down right away if at all there's there's an escape vehicle any
00:23:28| one is there one escape vehicle maybe I just take the escapee I gonna
00:23:32| leave him right away immediately no no I mean if I he's I've been up there with
00:23:38| him for months he's probably my friend I make I make really good friends like
00:23:43| you're relying really finality I am but um I've been out there with this guy for
00:23:48| months we have inside jokes well pretty cool I mean if he speaks any
00:23:53| language I do whatever and assuming he's fairly cool I mean he could be imagine
00:24:00| it's a guy who I cut off was the Russian and no like
00:24:03| I would hate his guts and I me I don't think I would you're trying to get me to
00:24:08| try and kill him that's me and we're assuming since I'm in the East Coast in
00:24:13| that my family might be dead because this guy oh yeah right I mean I get that
00:24:18| I'm unfollowing I mean there's small chance they're alive but they're
00:24:22| probably dead let's be serious zero gravity zero crime right is that what
00:24:28| you're saying - yeah no way to prove who killed who
00:24:31| right that's true it's like international waters international
00:24:36| spaces yeah I don't think I'd kill him I probably leave him there and desert
00:24:43| him and you know he has to call his goddamn country that still has my
00:24:48| ambulance holes you know II mean yeah ride the missile down buddy it all
00:24:53| depends on the situation because I also I am one to cross boundaries with men
00:25:05| cross boundaries with people of different like races creeds I don't know
00:25:11| I I like to connect with people and then find out the person's awesome or not
00:25:16| yeah there are still some total jack balls yeah but like it doesn't I'm not
00:25:21| uh I'm not much of a generalizer so I can't assume he's like the country
00:25:26| Russia that destroyed my family nice guy he showed me a couple recipes of Russian
00:25:32| he let me have Russian Tang it's less sour than our tank cannon it could be I
00:25:42| don't know anyway I would it would probably be on a trial by trial basis
00:25:46| and I would literally think about killing him often think of doing it
00:25:50| angrily then maybe in a moment of grief maybe now your anger your anger is all
00:25:57| all you right so you know you're controlling yourself so everything is
00:26:01| okay outside of you and you're sitting in their scenario what if what if the
00:26:05| u.s. launched a missile back at Russia and then BOOM his family gone
00:26:11| yeah then then I'm totally square one with a guy and I'm like we should go too
00:26:15| we should go to Dan's house it's not East Coast
00:26:18| trust come with me and then we leave and we do our thing and then if we have to
00:26:24| go on land and try and vendetta and kill people like that's our own agenda so you
00:26:29| come back really zombie apocalypse and you're ready to go cuz you got a
00:26:32| powerful partner come on dude it's what are the painters we can do it yeah oh my
00:26:39| you he's not my partner I mean he might be yeah the unpaid Rose
00:26:44| pulse one he's in all our episodes and he has to sit directly next to me yeah
00:26:50| we're here from the unde anders plus russki one what would his weapon be I
00:26:54| feel like it'd be like some kind of like blunt weird or something I think it
00:26:59| would be like a weird blade you know I really just can't stream that's a large
00:27:06| implement our old Russian was taking strong
00:27:11| astronaut Russian he has to be wood I did notice on the recent podcast is
00:27:20| people want to know more about you Dan Oh me yes they say I'm always talking
00:27:25| I'm very animated I talk with my hands there's a nationality they say for this
00:27:29| Jewish interested not true I'm not Jewish
00:27:32| I talk with my hands a ton I love pasta linguini I'm not Jewish hop in the
00:27:37| comments I respect my Jewish friends I am NOT just letting everyone know so to
00:27:44| learn more about you my heritage and it's not a heritage based podcast oh we
00:27:51| got directed questions on I do these are called the quick hits that tell you to
00:27:58| know somebody it is there nothing defensive or crazy or whatever is more
00:28:03| like like three word answers just off the top of your head
00:28:07| nothing serious I don't want to date I don't want a story for all these just
00:28:12| don't panic I'm gonna try it who's your favorite
00:28:17| athlete but okay that's cool easy the best sandwich ever had reason to be
00:28:28| wasted on this half don't give me an explicit just like okay cool I like that
00:28:33| that's a good that's good answer um what's the hardest video game you
00:28:36| ever played Battletoads Double Dragon you know Brian Brian gar beat it you
00:28:42| know he never got past the ice level I can tell you that much nobody beat it no
00:28:47| that's I believe it he recorded it and beat it that's his claim to fame
00:28:50| he's a Twitter there's no way he had a video recorder back in 1991
00:28:54| he's it no he beat it recently he just played a day oh use an adult
00:28:58| that's not bad old camp I challenge him to another what's your what's your
00:29:04| what's your supports number 23 we're all sports Oh signature story it's a music
00:29:11| um what's the college beer of choice from you guys no no not Genesee you
00:29:17| don't know what is it cold Geneseo beer Genesee beer it's really
00:29:22| not that great let's see wait Jenna there's a river called Eddie Anna Chitti
00:29:26| L we did calm Jenny's we had Keystone a lot too weird
00:29:32| okay okay that might have been me though keeps doing I don't know what's the your
00:29:36| social media choice addiction what's the one you go on like pretty much five
00:29:40| times a day 50 times a day read it I know it folks I knew it yeah favorite
00:29:47| sex position this is what I guess long as I can answer this question someone
00:30:00| might say miss later he cares dude Mikey Lady Mary
00:30:04| all the women do a bit no one likes missionary doggy anyway you gotta show
00:30:13| you so you only asked me for my favorite sex position not only other well my
00:30:20| other sandwich give to the juicy one way to go my thing empowering in my doggy
00:30:26| style and it's not oh you mean you're doing doggy style
00:30:32| worst grade a budget movie oh I think that was like the worst big money
00:30:38| the worst big-money Hollywood like transformers that one was terrible
00:30:42| really I didn't know terribly just they're pretty bad but they're fun to
00:30:46| watch like I was expecting to say Waterworld or actual point Oh Kevin
00:30:57| Costner is the worst actor I've seen in a long time but for some reason he's
00:31:02| like he like hid his acting style is like just reading the script by yourself
00:31:07| I think Ely he adds no tone and it's just like if you inserted words where he
00:31:12| would be and you just read the words that's gonna anchor it - the question
00:31:18| why I'm Ron Burgundy has more range than Kevin Costner strategies it's the best
00:31:26| concert you ever been to Dave Matthews when'd you go which one that was like
00:31:31| two three years ago oh so you went out there huh Texas
00:31:36| videos cool cuz it's an outdoor stadium yeah I've been to some outdoor venues to
00:31:40| see him that's pretty badass chill was he uh was Carter flying around the drums
00:31:46| good see my thing is I hate the Matthews fans I kind of hate the Dave Matthews
00:31:51| hike but I love seeing a good Dave Matthews Band concert man huh don't know
00:31:57| there's a little bit hype there I was listening to him today actually and I
00:32:01| was like yeah I think I'm becoming more and more critical now as I hear people
00:32:06| that I used to like bands I used to like it I'm like their singer really doesn't
00:32:10| know how to sing but I'm starting to feel with Creed I'm still holding true
00:32:16| they're my number one date but Scott stabbed by a imprison buddy feels cold
00:32:25| and Bay and skin because du Bois oh oh yes hey you know what's funny I'll say
00:32:36| this I've never told anyone me and my dad played that CD my own
00:32:39| prison name is and we totally both started
00:32:45| singing in the car yes because I favor we're driving from her
00:32:51| to college she's trying to drown out is always by six better than him that's
00:32:57| rude Scott oh sorry Scott he's a friend of mr. stat it's okay you can't hurt a
00:33:03| thing is on the podcast which should be our celebrity challenge huh oh six more
00:33:09| questions oh sorry we want to know you Daniella and ER let's get to know know
00:33:14| who's your ugliest friend like current friend or just like in the past I'm
00:33:21| gonna tell you all mine but all the fans out there know it's Nick you're a piece
00:33:42| of garbage if you could be any animal you know those people have
00:33:46| kindergartners this but what would you bet you live their life and die they're
00:33:50| like hmm if you say zoo elephant you're gonna die a zoo elephant buddy okay say
00:33:56| wild elephant someone's gonna just steal you for your friggin ivory okay I think
00:34:01| it'd be like a cat some sort of like leopard hmm interesting
00:34:09| you got an animal you look like you're thinking about oh oh my dolphin guy I
00:34:13| would be a dolphin so it would be a dolphin all overall my
00:34:16| friend okay all right away yeah telogen but I guess you could really find that
00:34:23| out oh you're gonna say you would break the mold you moron like all the other
00:34:32| dolphins are just like trying to exile you keeping pace with them somehow he's
00:34:37| fast but he's a break who's your first car my first car
00:34:45| yeah just curious although you know I know in 840 hold on
00:34:50| I believe when you describe your first ever car accident you glid which is
00:34:54| combination of glide and slid yep apparently did a nice loooong like 30
00:34:59| seconds of sliding on ice when you're like what
00:35:01| this damn cars not gonna and then he poo like I was literally able to say all of
00:35:08| that before I hit oh geez this is gonna hurt yeah what do you I wish his car
00:35:13| would stop the crazy I was gonna read the Gettysburg the craziest thing was
00:35:17| that the airbag went off even though we're only going about 20-25 miles an
00:35:21| hour and when the airbag explodes it has all this toxic gas that uses today's
00:35:26| band and the airbag instead of just being an airbag it crumpled and then
00:35:31| exploded in the middle so all the toxic gas just like exploded my face hmm
00:35:37| I served right that's why I can no longer play hockey at my highest level
00:35:41| anymore not because you're maybe to help I guess you really ever since that's
00:35:48| that 16 year old car accident is mentally house oh yeah I think it was
00:35:56| was like great I don't watch the crazy shit with a car I did 92 Firebird in
00:36:01| case your water it was teal yes it was I remember that car and no fire pretty
00:36:07| badass uh this is a good one in the podcast
00:36:10| really wants to know so I'm gonna ask you and stare you see your answer here
00:36:15| don't lie to me have you ever in your entire life given anyone probably a girl
00:36:20| sexy strip dance of course who doesn't do that come on man I'm a good dancer
00:36:27| and we get enough followers is you do one for the podcast with your clothes on
00:36:31| but like the dance I wanna see the moves were you doing this Ryu and the
00:36:35| shoulders arch better than that I'm much better you like it but a half banana
00:36:40| banana hammock the problem is I couldn't say it because I was visualizing myself
00:36:46| in what's a weird twitch okay um milk and then cereal or cereal and then milk
00:36:58| who adds cereal to milk okay there are there are people I really want oh I was
00:37:05| trying to find out if you were wondering that's nicer I did when I was younger I
00:37:10| sometimes I just skip the milk let's whatever that's younger the new
00:37:16| rules f MK f marry kill I got three people for you you're right
00:37:22| huh which one you wanna which order married which one it would kill sure
00:37:26| Martin Luther King Gandhi Nelson Mandela Gandhi would be easy to marry you just
00:37:38| be you know just do just sit there Nelson Mandela which one you should have
00:37:53| made it women because now it's all it's just awkward oh it started you gotta
00:37:58| finish huh I was gonna toss a coin three door no I want to hear you say who you
00:38:04| want to kill let's say uh just was it Martin Luther King is gonna be the top
00:38:10| of the cast and Nelson Mandela is the bottom of cap well it bottom of the cap
00:38:15| Nelson Mandela gets killed just hate it who saves me thank you sir FML codes I
00:38:28| guess I have to if you if you phrase it that way
00:38:33| forcing me to you now for standing no gun in his hand folks let him do his
00:38:39| thing uh three more here who's your celebrity
00:38:43| man crush I mean this is in lieu of that one bit where somebody man crush
00:38:50| somebody to pick from is just hard whatever there's so many can't man
00:38:58| candies out there I'm not gonna pass on this one
00:39:04| okay only all the civil rights in the past 50 years but you're not gonna
00:39:11| remove for them and they're not actual people now I mean they were but not that
00:39:16| they aren't now trouble there um who's a celebrity you hate
00:39:20| and then I have one last question who I really hate it just at random like you
00:39:25| there's no reason for it like there's that make sense I get it
00:39:33| I don't hate her she see talking right there but um what's the worst thing a
00:39:38| player can do to you in hockey I'm not looking for us
00:39:41| I had three goals and two assists and he knocked the puck out of my stick I mean
00:39:46| do you like the old guys who give you the stick under the armpit
00:39:50| do you like the guys who raised the stick under your legs give you the old
00:39:53| Kupchak do you like the guys who uh Borja or the worst you're working the
00:39:58| puck along the boards it just kind of swatches you and he just leans on you
00:40:01| and you're like you don't even golf up you snow it's the I'm gonna do it three
00:40:08| three of them from least to most probably the slewfoot really bothers me
00:40:17| somebody's dirty dirty that's him now can move yeah Pittsburgh doesn't
00:40:24| understand hot you forget or eise your story excited talking man it's the the
00:40:29| slewfoot probably the the intentional like cups
00:40:32| cup / like cook yeah there's the the butt-end really bothers me
00:40:37| deliberate but in not like the simple but end like the one where they slide
00:40:40| their hand down and give you like a good like six inches hardly got what ended
00:40:48| yeah i skirted around that neatly on Todd's record double entendre and but
00:40:56| like the quick punch like when you're in like a scuffle and like the ref is
00:41:00| clearly looking but the guys is ready I think the loved one the face the
00:41:05| hardener the glove hard on the face is worse than a punch they hold it there
00:41:09| real hard no a sneak punch like after everything's are done and you're like oh
00:41:14| you're splitting up now and then he's like it's just like I wasn't the time
00:41:18| dude someone who's friends with us we'll call
00:41:22| in mr. Parker you know gamma yeah he's on it we won a
00:41:32| playoff game against the team and he may have scored a goal and assist I don't
00:41:38| know he's one of those defenseman to just place forward an old game hmm those
00:41:43| guys that they probably bugged me or my team anyway my brother-in-law's one but
00:41:47| we love them just play forward guys guys play forward you every rush you're
00:41:54| you're in on every rush you're in on every goal you just stay home
00:41:58| play defense anyway excuse me yeah there are other defenseman I'm standing there
00:42:03| like all right I'll just sit here first think I'll just I'll just chill back and
00:42:07| cover everybody um anyway this certain individual friend of ours was on my team
00:42:13| and we've won a playoff game eliminated the other team older gentleman and a
00:42:20| certain individual friend of ours said you like that shit huh
00:42:24| yeah during the handshake line and someone actually punched him tonight and
00:42:28| another guy saw someone right totally but then someone else punched someone
00:42:32| else and I didn't know who punched - so I grabbed some guy and I'm not gonna
00:42:36| punch him I'm just hold him like trying to see who's to blame who's to whatever
00:42:39| and he's like looking - and then someone jumps someone and before you know we
00:42:43| have a line like it's a brawl but it's in the handshake line and I was like oh
00:42:47| my god you know two people start fighting and I
00:42:51| literally let go this guy I'm totally fine I'm totally not gonna hit anybody
00:42:55| and a guy trucks me and I sprain my ass muscles
00:42:59| okay the stranger is gonna hold this it's like you're your chance for
00:43:04| entering chemistry luteus oh yes the glute oh my god I did not expect that I
00:43:11| couldn't go to work the next day like but I still blame that individual from
00:43:17| talking shit and a handshake like I would believe him they bring beer next
00:43:22| time did he make up for it when the hell would he never bring some people to make
00:43:32| up or he went up on the rush on offense a few times I tried to score myself
00:43:36| without passing I bet well the kind fella
00:43:40| what a fellow hmm anyway moving on that's the get to know Dan segment I'm
00:43:47| funny once will do it folks no interesting still hung up on the only
00:43:57| answer you didn't give me with celebrity bankruptcy could have said Brad Pitt
00:44:00| everyone's like yeah things that Tom Cruise I don't know I thought about
00:44:03| talking about them with well I do what well you'll be filming it don't worry
00:44:13| and at end of their careers maybe the possibility right if we're gonna move on
00:44:19| to our next segment Bailey actually sure okay folks at home
00:44:30| I would trust me at all at all that's interesting clicking going on you
00:44:39| pulling up he pulled something oh wow we are the doo-doo-doo that's the
00:44:59| I dude oh I need you anyway it's cutting edge give you a little show right here
00:45:04| so this bad boy you broke it dude is that is that for destiny to when it
00:45:13| comes out no actually what it's for is seems incredible
00:45:20| it's the F V R double O three headset it's got built-in stretchable headphones
00:45:28| as you see overstretched one of them but it's no problem it goes right back
00:45:32| it's compatible with all phones just Android phones just iPhones no all
00:45:39| phones I'm telling you this is the future of gaming Wow four to six and a
00:45:48| half inches whoo fits in this bad boy and take
00:45:52| world you've never been to before weighs fourteen point nine ounces its
00:45:57| high-grade perforated leather mm with the deluxe nose bridge the oversized 42
00:46:06| millimeter lens it's imported from China and everything
00:46:10| everything from China sucks this doesn't it's got shocking 3d immersion
00:46:17| experience adjust pupil distance oh you mean the IEA PD Wow I do I do I'm not
00:46:25| here to mess around not here to mess around folks it ranges
00:46:29| from 58 millimeters to 68 millimeters you know you're looking at these things
00:46:34| you're squinting a little bit you're like I can't see that well these are
00:46:37| just these aren't a game this is the next level it's got a changing focal
00:46:42| point that'll probably change the big game so while you're doing this hop on
00:46:48| the VR trip and join us at the on panners it's incredible
00:46:52| probably like $100 150 I don't know if I can afford it
00:46:57| guess again folks that's an amazing deal I must say edible I don't even think raw
00:47:08| plastic could be that cheap well the high premium leather yeah
00:47:14| really set you over the edge and I used it one time that was aggressive but
00:47:20| ultimately VR is it's for nerds it's fucking lame excuse my language you
00:47:29| know I don't like it stupid it's interesting it's all know it's such an
00:47:38| infancy stage that people try and rebel over whoa I'm looking to my left and the
00:47:44| roller coasters like it's like still going but I'm looking to the left
00:47:48| this can weigh almost like reality Wow listen I played some pretty cool video
00:47:53| games in the life that is not one of them VR is off the unpay endures gives
00:47:58| the VR in general two thumbs down things could change I'm not here to say it will
00:48:04| never be good I'm just right now it sucks step up the game yeah
00:48:11| did you shave a little bit a little bit left a little bit there no wait you know
00:48:17| is deficit but I lost the whole thing oh you did oh yeah you did I just did you
00:48:21| happen to use the big foot shaves razor cause I did oh you know what I love
00:48:27| these razors cuz they're so they're so close to the skin when they shave it's a
00:48:31| single-edged just won it right down there it's nice and smooth I sometimes I
00:48:36| have a big scraggly beard you know it's kind of like that's too much of my face
00:48:41| and this cuts right through it and it's really cheap it's not bad it's $15 on
00:48:46| Amazon and I bought it because it replaced one that already broke so buy a
00:48:51| few of them because you'll need it I didn't expect you good learning you're
00:49:04| learning those are our product reviews for today proofed it I do like that
00:49:10| product but it gets stuck after a while and it snaps and it spins listlessly at
00:49:16| the bottom as you real angry I'm jumping my acting game you gotta bring in the
00:49:29| celebrity challenge Scott Stamp we were calling out you to
00:49:34| try to sing on her Butler's versus Travis Barker oh wait he's drummer or
00:49:42| blink-182 it's still better Kenny sing check it
00:49:47| out should be uh do you want to tell what they're gonna be singing should
00:49:53| challenge Nickelback him and Nickelback uh Chad Kroeger yak track Kruger vs.
00:49:58| Scout step I already Jones Travis Barker uh rude
00:50:02| he's like yeah I'll do it and then you were like it should be that cruel there
00:50:06| are two of those guys versus the drummer Travis he's a friend of the audience
00:50:11| Travis Inlet Barker you know he can play his drums upside
00:50:16| down that I would pay to have that experience
00:50:21| that's called a concert I believe just called the concert then he doesn't
00:50:25| comfort if you had actually balls they drive around motorcycles in it throw it
00:50:31| into the crowd and drum as you spin I hope that becomes a thing I talked to a
00:50:38| friend of mine who travels the country he doesn't really have a home you
00:50:43| homeless well no no but he's very learned he has
00:50:47| a college degree his parents are like fancy diplomats and he comes from money
00:50:52| but he travels the world because he doesn't know anyway he's a he's my
00:50:59| drummer from my college band he uh we had a thing how cool would it be if you
00:51:05| were a traveling music group so that a drummer a bass player guitarists were
00:51:11| all and like the back of a pickup truck and we're just playing with amps
00:51:14| everywhere but like travel in the world like not even stopping anywheres playing
00:51:20| I feel like that's why they have noise ordered and or dances for those people
00:51:27| it's individual I feel like that was the thing in the past like in the 70s and
00:51:30| they're like we can't have anymore oh then then Roman Krios been digging up
00:51:35| that April's that's a shame though but that would be sweet if you just like
00:51:40| don't like your trailer opened up and then it was like stage yeah we're doing
00:51:44| row of seats so they get said yeah yeah we've been have to because even if you
00:51:51| don't like the music you see someone playing live it's different than
00:51:54| listening to their CD you know what I mean mm-hmm days when everything's
00:51:58| auto-tuned and yeah oh you worried somewhere sponsors will
00:52:05| drop you of auto-tune sponsors cheer like oh no no we love auto-tune
00:52:09| especially Kanye the auto-tune DJ poignant um China Megan and Kanye
00:52:27| ooh I never asked you that and I was thinking myself oh really
00:52:35| favorite teacher ever this is a dance segment I never heard it down brother
00:52:39| done rude yeah like that he's the first guy is like you know he'd like pointed
00:52:46| me out he's like you're smart you're good
00:52:49| how'd it be your friends you only like him because he showered me with
00:52:53| greatness he said and you're like all right he's a good guy actually I had my
00:53:05| laptop and this is when Internet was sparse and you do have any way to cuz
00:53:11| laptops didn't come with Wi-Fi back then of course not they weren't in the chip
00:53:14| dude the motherboard right yeah you need this like card in so yeah and he gave me
00:53:20| his card he just gave it to me so I could answer your vCard or his me card
00:53:25| or what p.m. CIA there's no V in there okay you're
00:53:32| checking letters anymore oh I think we've moved on to the word of the moment
00:53:42| you wouldn't hear my where the moment it's a little vulgar old interesting
00:53:47| petty I'm curious no no not the word itself isn't so I
00:53:52| work with a guy who's he's like mentally the age of like 10 or so only use any
00:53:59| terms to describe him because I'm not sure any of them are legally binding or
00:54:03| don't be rude he's a nice guy he's just gets on my nerves and he is not
00:54:08| intelligent he you got a car accident anyway he calls our hand trucks
00:54:17| handcarts okay the word of the day is handcart okay I've called it a hand
00:54:26| truck my whole life we have three of them at work everyone is called them Han
00:54:31| Trump's my whole life we have called hand trucks every day for nine months
00:54:36| that he's worked here every day it's a hand truck
00:54:39| and he has these weird things where he keep revert Stu some old-timey sayings
00:54:46| huh the other day he said to me how about that Jerry Seinfeld and I said
00:54:54| what he said he's so funny you know I was like yeah but you mean in retrospect
00:55:02| right not right now he's just left and walked away
00:55:06| he calls hand trucks hand carts anyway what bugs me beyond belief does he's
00:55:11| always up my butt at work and today I got back in early 2:30 something and he
00:55:18| was there and the worst thing in the world is I Drive up I pull up in front
00:55:22| of work down the route you gotta collect my thoughts
00:55:25| maybe text someone I don't know check my phone I want to see what trash I have in
00:55:30| the vehicle for lunch and everything I got water bottles maybe I'm finished I
00:55:33| don't know yeah paperwork is money all here and then I look in the back I can
00:55:37| see do I have to bring anything in whatever right that's a routine routine
00:55:41| that won't breathe a little bit just drove all day every time if he's at work
00:55:49| he comes outside he opens my door and says ha ha ha I see you got stuff and
00:55:56| I'm like oh just gotta breathe and they don't say something like you gonna bring
00:56:01| everything in and I go yeah gonna bring it in
00:56:04| I try not to look at him and he says well you got your hand card here and I
00:56:07| said it's a hand Rock and that was today and I really wanted to hit him for
00:56:13| saying handcart and I apologize it do you say handcart maybe maybe people do
00:56:18| it's a hand truck you know the wheels that handles you yeah I don't talk about
00:56:24| this is some difference I apologize that's it that's it if you go to the
00:56:27| grocery store and you have the thing you put groceries in what's a shopping cart
00:56:32| ok people down here call it a buggy I was like a buggies like what the Amish
00:56:40| people like sit in when they're like whipping their horses to go like I think
00:56:44| there's like some kind of car that might be a buggy - but it's not hopping car
00:56:49| guys get your room straight maybe the hurricane was for a reason no no I want
00:56:59| views a lot pander to getting bit on CNN and said I don't know I was Jay King
00:57:09| because I'm jealous of how beautiful those people are and they've come
00:57:14| together and fix everything so that's why I said that it was extreme jealousy
00:57:18| huh you mean actually Ren Vyas yes I have a plate do you have a word of the
00:57:29| day I certainly do mmm so this was recently used on one of my food shows
00:57:35| that I watch the guy was enjoying a hand goes a bowl of fuck which is like a soup
00:57:41| and I think it was some sort of remote city in like Malaysia or something and
00:57:46| he called he called the soup tumescent tumescent means beautiful beyond belief
00:57:53| yeah but guys like I did transcendence it has a sexual overtones oh it's like
00:57:59| it's like it makes you swell because the fanzine taste Randy yeah taste you can
00:58:06| boyish you know I want to just eat this soup right now deliciousness
00:58:12| yep that's not to mess it though what you're doing with your mouth and she's
00:58:19| watching din unwise yours at home until now wait is undelicious a word can you
00:58:34| on everything I'm Anders certainly well interestingly not I have been in an
00:58:49| abandoned building look what main topic skipping right a
00:58:53| heavy there already it's been an hour and I don't like these people okay and
00:59:00| i'm not a panderer i can't stay and every viewer you can edit this out
00:59:06| YouTube watching ping yo asses thinner I was gonna say PC that right yeah
00:59:14| politically correct hmm yeah okay I don't hate those just like them I like
00:59:26| them a lot you know they gonna slide slide right into urban exploring I think
00:59:36| we can what kind of home ran it cropped up because I just recently watched it
00:59:40| I'm gonna plug that movie as much as I can because I love it and it lives in
00:59:45| the sewers and I'm gonna start with a different
00:59:47| spin on it so what makes the sewers creepy what makes a movie creepy I think
00:59:56| what makes sewers creepy is the discarded things hmm like no humans
01:00:02| touch that stuff anymore yeah right because I think dumps are actually
01:00:08| creepy too yeah except that more people touched up in dumps than sewers does
01:00:12| that make sense oh yeah and dictionary of obscure
01:00:15| sorrows has a word for some of that stuff it's a cannot see yeah that's what
01:00:21| I thought it was emptiness of places that's like a lack of people being there
01:00:27| or that people have already been there and I've left a little like piece of
01:00:32| themselves so you realize that like this is either like completely devoid of life
01:00:36| or life is you know has its science that it's been there Sartain past elbe right
01:00:49| so I got I got I guess quick quick hit for you like what what symbols are gonna
01:00:54| creepy in everyday life that you like like if you saw like you came home and
01:01:00| you knew your home was a certain way and things are rearranged you'd be freaked
01:01:05| out right if you knew dude I'd be freaked out of all his toys were in the
01:01:09| middle of the room just in a row like just in the middle of the room up did no
01:01:13| no no like one one one one one one like perfectly in a line mm-hmm and in
01:01:19| all the rooms and I'd be like Dom did you do this it's a ghost we have to move
01:01:26| I'm sorry I think we're moving out forever no not exactly it really
01:01:32| happened I'm not sure I guess there's a lot of things like that that you things
01:01:38| you take for granted because everyone's routine is kind of the same that if
01:01:41| things started changing I started thinking about this with Adele was it uh
01:01:47| just yours told me if stuff was moved right stuff that you would have to move
01:01:52| as moved mm-hmm what if every morning you woke up all the sinks in the house
01:01:59| were turned in the on position and we're flowing but that's just a weird thing
01:02:05| yeah that's one of those things where you just like you try to blame your
01:02:09| other and then you're like this is balls it's just a strange it's like free beat
01:02:15| but if it only happened once you would blow it off right what if it happens two
01:02:18| days in a row and you're both next to each other in
01:02:22| bed and no one else's home like you're like or like middle of the night when
01:02:26| you you know everything is locked and silent and then you hear like a door
01:02:29| shut or something turns off sure cabinet slams well you I always allow for some
01:02:36| noise like one that's what you pass one noise really I'll do a door slam a
01:02:42| cabinet ball like as you can have a bag of sugar brown sugars in the air because
01:02:48| you look round sugar it's just like any flour on edges of tables painting and
01:02:52| playing in playing it like 12 hours later it falls yeah that's that's
01:02:55| possible yeah all the faucets in your house I'm talking the bathroom one
01:02:59| downstairs the basement the one that holds the washing machine like that
01:03:04| faucets on for some reason every Foss is just on no one knows why that's weird
01:03:09| no the Hansons you know creeped me out that most most recently I had my phone
01:03:15| hooked up to a Bluetooth speaker and I was like most the apps are silent I
01:03:21| finally hit one that had like a video of a guy talking so I switch to that one
01:03:26| and like I'm about to go to sleep and I hear
01:03:29| a guy talking in like the room next door I was like and it took me a good like 30
01:03:35| seconds to realize that wow that's weird that's creepy yeah I was like why is it
01:03:40| oh because wait oh so he um it wasn't like a dude's face it was like a video
01:03:45| yeah it was like like fading in like I couldn't read that he was talking and I
01:03:49| was just like okay you get there so what I was going for was that it's really the
01:04:00| situation the ambience that really gets you when it's like a scary movie or I
01:04:04| got a weird like look for the best description of creepy is when you
01:04:11| juxtapose the most extremely twisted weird things with the most normal calm
01:04:18| cozy things right that's like fallout on one of the fallout I'm going to sleep in
01:04:23| bed and here's a mangled body like gee I mean like they don't go together you
01:04:28| don't put a cozy with weird things a sever John around right yes because it
01:04:34| makes it that much more juxtapose II it's a classic fallout thing where it's
01:04:39| just like fallout had all sort of random bunkers and stuff so under this overpass
01:04:43| there was a door that led into a bathroom it went downstairs and you can
01:04:48| see like the subway tiles and I don't like to sink you turn the corner and
01:04:51| then the entire bathroom is just these plungers stuck on every area of the wall
01:04:55| and then these pencils were stacked on top of one another like impossibly
01:05:01| stacked and you look just as you turn the pencils fall down there's like I
01:05:08| didn't I didn't get to that point in that game that's pretty badass
01:05:12| yeah just that someone had the time to do that and that like the tingle on the
01:05:16| back here neck was the motion they're going for they're just going right hit
01:05:20| it really hard yeah some good stuff I love that stuff
01:05:25| get your heart going make sure that makes you alive okay tell something that
01:05:30| would uplift the podcast hmm I guess so it's Dana's mood okay that's that's
01:05:36| creepy I love creepiness in Fallout 4 there's a
01:05:41| mission where you're supposed to stay the mirror lurks the crab dudes with the
01:05:45| hands uh-huh yeah so you going as their lair and it's a whole city of them and
01:05:50| there's an extra bonus if you don't hurt one of them so you literally are getting
01:05:55| stabbed and attacked and you're running he just like a good running right and
01:05:59| just hiding and going through doors and everything it took me like an hour to do
01:06:03| this mission and find all these eggs and whatever and bring them back to the guy
01:06:07| well he gave me the bonus money I didn't hurt anyone I was totally fine
01:06:12| it was it took a long time and it really should took like ten minutes I think you
01:06:17| know I'm going oh yeah so I didn't need to go back but I took my stomach drawer
01:06:22| and I went back and I killed the most gruesome weapon I could and I enjoyed
01:06:29| it's so bad they were clacking their claws like they're coming at me again
01:06:33| and this sounds like not today mission oh that's meant to be teaching hold with
01:06:39| a blowtorch I got a new weapon at the time I was like some kind of weird
01:06:43| blowtorch you can make like it was a flame sword or flames all the flame
01:06:47| sword and it was like they're creatures like they didn't muck
01:06:54| I was like this is the best angle there crustaceous bodies exploded the river
01:07:07| well beautiful I love going along these journeys with you is replaying yeah and
01:07:13| you were down there okay yeah I remember that one it's kind of like Oh Joe it
01:07:18| definitely did I feel latest cert is list exactly what I would do I'd say
01:07:22| like nah not today I'm not gonna allow this game to play me I'm plowing okay
01:07:26| not today so this is Danville he he does a sort of similar thing with urban
01:07:33| exploring well he'll go and do it not he'll here not murder not me relax not
01:07:38| even caves even but he'll go to like old factories and abandoned asylums and
01:07:43| stuff and go go around them you know when they're almost completely abandoned
01:07:47| they are I would assume I mean well that what's it been how long abandoned uh
01:07:53| what the role is usually you see like paint like peeling off the wall so it's
01:07:57| more than ten years that's pretty good right okay when Tom interesting I worked
01:08:02| in a bunch of buildings that were just storage from like five row homes in a
01:08:10| row that we hollowed out had three floors each and they were just storage
01:08:14| so almost save 40 years 50 years so when I came time to clear them out we sold
01:08:21| the buildings we the empty all our boxes all our storage at all everything the
01:08:27| only thing that was like some of them didn't have Brian water one of them
01:08:31| didn't have a working electric and most of them just the ceilings were falling
01:08:37| down to the floor below and you could see through floors like it was always
01:08:41| like don't hang there too long just get your stuff and get out and they were
01:08:45| really old time he built in a poor neighborhood so they weren't built very
01:08:50| well what's crazy is I look back I had video son share it I'll have him anymore
01:08:55| right now but um like in 69 that's the address third floor the roof had been
01:09:04| falling for so long that there was a pile in the corner that was almost waist
01:09:08| high and it was just roof that it you know equation or something on that I
01:09:12| just would and whatever the eventually kept falling I think there were no
01:09:18| railings on the stairs anymore there were bathtubs that were like 60 years
01:09:22| old that were just empty like there's no running water right right
01:09:27| we took that they weighed like 300 pounds I won't even get into that the
01:09:31| steps were like super steep and made of this like linoleum weird stuff that was
01:09:35| just covered in whatever the roof was like the stuff just settled over years
01:09:40| fell down on itself but it was cool because you could definitely I won't say
01:09:46| feel ghost energy I think it's kind of ridiculous but you could feel a
01:09:50| different time huh no II think you know like the 60s almost annamaya but yeah
01:09:59| the word that's coming up next like a time of nostalgia that you never lived
01:10:03| in yeah and I didn't live in the 50s 60s so that's interesting
01:10:08| I'm just nailing these obscure so oh yeah it's curly sorrow Jule fantastic
01:10:16| take it where you will the only thing I will say is in 67 or 69 there was a an
01:10:24| old couple that used to rent there in the 60s I think your 60s or 50s but um
01:10:29| one of them had a heart attack and uh in their sleep so the other one woke up saw
01:10:36| this and it was before cellphones so I don't know if they were sprinting to the
01:10:40| pay phone or whatever or where the bedroom was just a third floor say to go
01:10:44| down steps I camera her if he had a heart attack and she ran for help or she
01:10:48| had a heart attack even bro whoever was the other person ran for help and fell
01:10:53| down the steps have died no one found it for like two days
01:10:58| that's terrible man that you could feel that though that yes and now like I I
01:11:04| pretended I think more so did somebody tell you before you win it oh yeah back
01:11:09| in the day they would try and mess with you and I'd be like there's ghosts in
01:11:11| there and all that stuff you know you gotta see like fingerprints or anything
01:11:14| like there's probably bunch of dust no why would we there's no fingerprints
01:11:18| everywhere what do you see in fingerprints look there's like the the
01:11:22| thing that Dan bell would worry about is we went to have been in places that
01:11:25| there's squatters or there's somebody that's junkie and it's like lit up
01:11:29| inside so yeah because we were only one entrance our work so you know I mean so
01:11:35| you it was good so you know it was sealed powder yeah the places that Dan
01:11:39| bell goes sometimes like he'll be filming and like yes I'm sure he doesn't
01:11:42| see fresh signs of like right fresh new print or like bolts crazy Colts like
01:11:49| that hang out there mm-hmm prejudice or people hiding behind doors
01:11:53| or something has he ever had any anyone show up on his pocket or those videos he
01:11:59| um I guess as far as scary people no because I guess most of the people that
01:12:05| are doing wrong don't want to interfere with him but he
01:12:08| has seen them like there was one where there was a door that was shut and the
01:12:12| handle of the door had fallen off so you can see through the handle portion and
01:12:16| when he walks up the steps it's dark behind the handle and he's just taking a
01:12:21| surveillance of the room and as he does like you could see the person move away
01:12:25| like the darkness moved away I'd say were there they're like yeah what's
01:12:32| crazy about those buildings or those rooms or those whatever you want call is
01:12:37| uh there's a silence that's loud if that makes sense to you can the key Rex
01:12:44| everything is amplified because you're like Ishod I'm talking when you stand
01:12:48| still when those buildings there's a almost like if you're listening to a non
01:12:54| panderers podcasters that's like books like that the feeling that it emptiness
01:12:59| that's lot stronger than being uh like filled with people like it's louder than
01:13:04| that I guess cuz like if you entered a room that you know in your house that no
01:13:09| one's in like a bathroom or like the bedroom you haven't been in in like six
01:13:13| hours and there's no weird feeling or satellite attitude there ya know no
01:13:18| because it just had noise in there six hours ago whatever or in my case six
01:13:24| years ago but anyway you know derailed myself moment of
01:13:32| silence when you're you're taking it in and some sort of abandoned place yeah
01:13:37| it's definitely different oh it's not magical I guess or a lack of
01:13:45| energy it's a there's a spin on that so like you probably do you still have
01:13:52| your bedroom growing up does that still exist or did your parents
01:13:56| reappropriation [Music]
01:13:59| that was so well 13 so and then the bedroom I have when I moved when I was
01:14:09| so like the all the grandkids can sleep there so it's like it's been repaired
01:14:12| for sins avoided from memory essentially what about places that you were like
01:14:17| college like your first bike dorm room or like your first house that you stayed
01:14:23| in with all your buds I mean those don't go backward it door room no you're
01:14:29| looking for an indoor place that I'm just looking at replaced that you you
01:14:33| had all these memories and you existed in and you had a joy
01:14:37| and I'll stay I'll leave them Max Myers playground I grew up at all named
01:14:44| Raphael over there anymore um I used to do all sorts up there hang out play
01:14:49| basketball I went to summer camp there the pool all that stuff and now when I
01:14:55| go back it is a different place it's just got a different feel different
01:14:58| energy it's not me anymore I'm not there anymore it feels like I'm not a part of
01:15:02| it I don't know if everyone feels like that when they go back to a place but
01:15:08| yeah what's the word everyone thinks it looks smaller than it used to I guess
01:15:12| when you're little yeah make sense playing physically it would be smaller
01:15:17| too but also as you grow I guess your you travel more of the world like this
01:15:22| is a playground somewhere we do stuff off of the sleep set
01:15:28| yeah I mean it's like you've been to more playgrounds now even a dozens
01:15:31| hundreds who knows I guess for me is that I'm always the person who's the
01:15:35| last to leave for some reason because I guess I take care of other people's crap
01:15:41| so like the apartment after my second year of college
01:15:44| it was Mitch and I and then two of the guys whom they had left because they
01:15:50| kind of sucked and then left all their shit there so I was cleaning up all
01:15:53| their shit that's rude and like yeah and and Mitch left and then I was cleaning
01:15:57| up some more stuff by the time I was done is just like an empty shell of what
01:16:00| and it was yeah it's just a strange thing to look around and say like you
01:16:06| know this place is essentially dead to me now and you have to let it go until
01:16:12| next year because we used a to be on them the only weird thing is CL was
01:16:18| actually empty it's almost weirder when someone else is
01:16:22| living it like when I was say in the playground I can't believe I being in
01:16:27| after you right and there are those people taking over your site right and
01:16:31| it's almost like like if I go by max planners playground I must must stop you
01:16:35| like listen this is where I do my stunts yo this is where I learned how to play
01:16:39| chink tennis ball game no that's Foursquare don't be staying
01:16:43| here and be like there used to be a metal death here okay good don't be
01:16:46| reinvested it was a metal drift everybody will climb inside and all this
01:16:49| stuff yeah did anyone else in the world have a metal giraffe as like a
01:16:55| playground thing it was supposed to be life-size so the giraffes standing on
01:17:01| all four and you could climb into its belly essentially huh
01:17:05| was it more dangerous compared to yeah standards yes it was and what's weird is
01:17:10| its spots were all hollow so that's how you can see through the giraffe and see
01:17:14| whatever we fall out well no no you couldn't fall out a spot
01:17:18| they're too small but the one on the bottom like where it would have a baby
01:17:21| almost okay you know how people were getting into and out of the giraffe it's
01:17:25| the other thing is right next to the giraffe there was the um I want to say
01:17:30| there were block letters that were all connected but they weren't really
01:17:34| letters they were supposed to be shapes that kids could climb one was written
01:17:38| the most profanity I've ever seen in my entire life like kids who just draw a
01:17:42| marker on it um I literally saw my first picture of a vagina there when I was
01:17:46| like 4 I had no clue what was so hairy and weird there were so many curse words
01:17:52| I can't even repeat them I almost wish I had a camera so I can
01:17:56| look at it now because they painted over every year every couple of years they've
01:18:00| changed it yeah but it would always come back but I still remember the graffiti a
01:18:04| little bit on that thing I think one time hold on
01:18:09| I don't know if I'm making this up one time I'm pretty sure there was like a
01:18:13| pet seminar a pet thing and they got a peacock loose at max Myers it got loose
01:18:20| into the it's like hidden the grass and there were all these people had to come
01:18:25| and like get it out correct me if I'm wrong anyone who grew up there but you
01:18:28| know that's insane and just remember this stuff now yeah well that memory so
01:18:33| far ago that you probably don't know how real it is oh I never said I have no
01:18:40| clothing I don't want to damaged myself over the years so it does not help yeah
01:18:51| hey the huge if you're listening type in the comments anything that happened at
01:18:56| max Myers besides you calling I think who's like okay so this sounds weird but
01:19:04| it was like mostly the white kids who know what the white kids I mean we would
01:19:09| all hang out or whatever but like we were friends
01:19:11| mm-hmm and then there was like the Puerto Rican kids would hang out with
01:19:14| the Puerto Rican kids and then the black kids I know the black kids and then we
01:19:18| would all play the basketball or tag or whatever and I think one time Dan said
01:19:22| to the black kids that they like men in speedos and I can't remember why
01:19:27| and they punched him in the mouth like five times everybody obvious reprise her
01:19:33| memories are coming back yeah yeah oh my god so funny but because he was holding
01:19:37| the dog went oh my god that's so funny he deserved it hey who deserve it
01:19:44| what's funny is like I remember racism then too but it was different than it is
01:19:50| now like I feel like you would play
01:19:53| basketball it would be like the black kids been playing with the white kids
01:19:56| and we'd all play and like you somebody switch teams up you mix the two players
01:19:59| in whatever and like they would we would all talk shit on the Puerto Rican kids
01:20:03| or something but then like I feel like if the puerto
01:20:06| rican kids were all playing with us and we're playing tag or like free and hunt
01:20:10| or whatever free sell or any of these games maybe like they would tell crapple
01:20:14| the blackest uh-huh and I'm a hundred percent sure and the puerto ricans of
01:20:18| the blackens are all playing they're probably like check out the way they're
01:20:21| losers it's just so funny it's this is different time yeah and now I live in
01:20:27| the suburbs it's like different like I don't see that every day I guess it's a
01:20:31| rich history right there it's welcome to max Meyers yeah hmm let me go back and
01:20:39| try and play little kids there are no parents I'm just playing with your kids
01:20:42| I'm playing with your kids how we create some memories uh we used to be five only
01:20:49| you guys come home update it's joke folks Joe I yeah interesting so what
01:21:03| would you do if you go have you gone back to those places that you like well
01:21:07| so I do deliveries to Northeast Philly once a week I'll go there and drive by
01:21:14| and I will go out of my way to drive by Max Myers or my old house because you
01:21:18| can take any route you want the ones you're getting a to be you didn't mean
01:21:22| like it doesn't have become down this street versus go eight blocks and cut
01:21:25| down that Street you're still going the same place I always drive by but I never
01:21:30| never really get out and look but no that's like like as I went through
01:21:38| college and the time after I'd always return back home and my parents home
01:21:43| they kept it for like 30 years so my room became more and more devoid of
01:21:48| stuff cuz I take like one or two things and move it to my new house and they
01:21:51| weren't moving anything new in there yeah for a long time it yeah just get
01:21:55| emptier and emptier until they finally like rearranged it and then it was just
01:22:00| like you know maybe it has like something I never really wanted and it
01:22:03| was still in the closet and I would just look at it and be like this is not this
01:22:06| is worthless dirt it became kind of weird because it's like a shell you're
01:22:12| aware of like all the good times you had it's like the the positive parts that
01:22:16| you had in the past are now making the room like a negative I think it's a it's
01:22:20| no longer a good place to be it just feels so hollow I'm more Hollow than it
01:22:25| could be if it was just a random thing like a new waste you would not feel
01:22:29| hollow like that right I understand what you're saying but do you think that the
01:22:35| things that happen there are still happening there in a way I mean the best
01:22:39| I guess I mean I guess people give up on things sort of because my parents moved
01:22:44| like several years later and even they didn't have any like they they I don't
01:22:49| know if they're pretending but they pretend like they don't have any
01:22:51| emotional connection to the house like when they sold it they're like yeah we
01:22:54| sold it thank God we were done with that piece of shit like but it's like it's
01:22:59| like over selling over selling it yeah I guess it's like to protect us or make
01:23:04| themselves there are emotions it just seems strange because it's like that was
01:23:08| our like our family house for 30 years and that's where everything happened
01:23:12| then but they're left behind it's gone now want to tell them something I kind
01:23:20| of want to drive by the house and see like how the new family is using it like
01:23:25| it was like a recreation of what you were doing like the way your family did
01:23:30| right whoa just cific just happens over and over and over again until it is
01:23:36| Wendy everyone moves on but here's the question so is there an actual
01:23:42| scientific value attached to that house those subjective like there's no
01:23:50| measurement for it right other than like the Realtors like square footage and
01:23:56| value like cost that's the UM is there any remnant of anything does the past
01:24:04| leave any traces this is there anything left behind that because we're just
01:24:09| talking about like we're here in a house where someone dies or the 1960s happened
01:24:13| it hasn't been touched since then you can feel it right is that fake you think
01:24:17| like a north of me is still in that house
01:24:20| living well I mean is in essence of the hasn't been touched in the 1960s no
01:24:27| there's some strange places that Dan bell goes to that are like old resorts
01:24:31| right well do you think there's anything there or is it just as a bullshit I
01:24:37| think there I think there is because so if there is it has to be some scientific
01:24:42| thing know what what would you almost say it is a wake
01:24:47| from the past I think we're filled with the idea of
01:24:50| what the past is like even like the history of like how it like even back to
01:24:55| the 1800s if you saw like a piece of furniture you would probably assume like
01:24:59| a time frame that came from so if you're going through like a an urban
01:25:03| exploration and it's someplace that was built in like the early 1900s
01:25:07| you would see a piece of furniture and then it would evoke something from you
01:25:11| to like make you think that it was they would push you in that setting because
01:25:15| that's you knew it you knew it was from that time and that's then that's 100%
01:25:18| subjective right so we were saying so it's it's it's only individual not
01:25:22| really there like if an animal walked into a building that's been sealed since
01:25:29| because it doesn't know 1964 his goddamn left leg is everything I don't know yeah
01:25:35| so it's it's essentially a human thing I think so okay like you as any animals
01:25:42| are like Chernobyl and stuff and they don't give it they don't care do I hear
01:25:46| weird stories that there are certain creatures that don't go certain places
01:25:49| or is that not true what about these abandoned malls and so there's no is
01:25:56| there like ant colonies in there or like deer wandering in now then or is it too
01:26:01| difficult to get to maybe physically like do I mean it's like they got to go
01:26:04| through a door open l escalator and deers hate escalators it's proven I
01:26:10| don't know maybe like physical limits to try to get through door but I guess
01:26:13| there's certain animals that are more freely entering buildings that like the
01:26:18| human like I guess human relatable animals like a raccoon ooh hold on is
01:26:23| there a human smell left behind must be we pick it up on some smells and like
01:26:30| the chemicals from all the stuff we make ya know or us we need that camels right
01:26:36| so like what animal would be the one that tries to get the farthest away away
01:26:42| I'm not sure dear I'm still calm with deer 15 the one that gets the closest
01:26:45| because it thinks there's food and there's like a raccoon or like a bear
01:26:48| maybe you know I could picture that going into a van in places I don't know
01:26:52| I don't know some forethought it is and some thoughts folks yeah I think we're
01:27:00| trailing now I think we're fading away yeah yeah we're fade we're gonna we're
01:27:03| gonna wrap it up but uh what did I say it's not a sandwich you can put it in a
01:27:09| tortilla ran out let's rap it's a rap it's a rap folks um so anyway to wrap it
01:27:18| up you can literally scream dickhead across from your father Travis Barker
01:27:25| you beat up on some people yeah take take your hand part with you Dan still
01:27:31| doesn't know who is celebrity man crushes even though it's better now I
01:27:35| feel okay are you going for the muscly guys huh
01:27:41| okay so you're not alone that's interesting yeah that's interesting in
01:27:45| it so who are you thinking like Kubrick whose don't know he's that issues I
01:27:52| don't so now you need a guy who doesn't have interests yeah too many as standard
01:27:58| to you I apologize perfect man maybe you're looking at like a Chris
01:28:13| Pratt I think Chris bad maybe he'd be cool got to hang out with you couldn't
01:28:17| remember his name three podcasts ago but he keeps coming up keeps coming back and
01:28:22| they're new they're single they're you really got some bids on this guy okay I
01:28:28| think you would enjoy it to the podcast Chris Pratt good friend of the podcast
01:28:35| beyond panders if you're wondering how to learn more about us it's actually
01:28:39| pretty easy see this website here so I'm licking it
01:28:44| yeah little bit there right there calm unpaid nurse calm we got all the socials
01:28:50| you want to twit us you want to twat us you want a twink twinks wake us go for
01:28:55| it just do it on pander us don't even worry about it folks mmm
01:29:01| patreon we got a patreon right I certainly do holy smokes everything I
01:29:08| know I know what I'm doing with my afternoon I'm go to the on panniers calm
01:29:12| I'll check out all their stuff and I'm just gonna send them every dollar I have
01:29:16| oh I got lost again that's what you guys should say it's been good it has been
01:29:26| good I need a smoke after that one that was like a hoof steaming one we learned
01:29:32| a lot about just do me do you want to take positions next time do you want to
01:29:38| give it to me I'll give you those questions give you some different ones
01:29:43| off-the-cuff yeah don't ask me some weird ones like have you ever had sex in
01:29:49| a garden while a priest watched after the age I'm not gonna tell you after the
01:29:54| age oh no Oaks he's dead and he's Nick and
01:30:05| tried to mess up we are gathered are the odd and panders pumper Stokes about all
01:30:16| join first do a knuckle you like we like you a lot
Website
|
Episodes
|
Subscribe via Email
|
Subscribe via Android
|
Subscribe to RSS Feed
Twitch | Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Reddit | YouTube | Facebook
LinkedIn | Pintrest | Blubrry | PlayerFM | Stitcher | TuneIn | Google Play | iTunes
Subscribe to RSS FeedTwitch | Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Reddit | YouTube | Facebook
LinkedIn | Pintrest | Blubrry | PlayerFM | Stitcher | TuneIn | Google Play | iTunes
No comments:
Post a Comment