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00:00:02| so here we are the unplanned earth I'm Nick and I'm Dan and we do form quite a
00:00:16| salacious do I already need and will not be used against us in a court of law
00:00:30| this is actually a script it's all written out beforehand as a joke yeah
00:00:34| it's really hard to follow the script and we're staring in each other's eyes
00:00:40| ask us what this podcast was I've actually had two people tell me this
00:00:45| independent of each other hi it's like wolves who are deep in the
00:00:49| Arctic and they're hungry for food and the moon is high it's a quiet night
00:00:55| there's snow everywhere and their gray fur is bristling and they share a couple
00:01:00| of mixed drinks over Skype and talk about life wow those are some really
00:01:05| plate wolves that's something that's I don't what we do yeah and without some
00:01:10| of the wolf stuff I thought those great coincidence everywhere I wanted to track
00:01:23| a caribou I think I'd want you to be there that awkward transition across the
00:01:37| page pretty sure something oh man don't punch it someone were really good I
00:01:53| can't do them justice by talking about I kind of want to do it now dad look I'm
00:01:58| uh I'll move into the next area all right so I didn't do a correction why
00:02:04| wrong Dan's lit up just look up bed anymore if
00:02:07| I guess something awful the problem is like Animorph is like ya know and
00:02:13| look up image search the other hand uh it's going it's going
00:02:18| quick correction for everyone see if you can see a bunch in a row I had mentioned
00:02:26| that if you have in the last episode if you have an as rock z97 extreme six
00:02:31| motherboard that you can go ahead and use the Radeon a seventy seven fifty two
00:02:36| gigabyte ddr5 6m the the video card it's on sale right now you can't won't even
00:02:43| fit I've heard the baby baby so my bed is it as rocker is it ass Rock I always
00:02:51| said ass rock but I never heard anybody has a rock but but I only reads 1s as
00:02:57| rock I don't think nerds ever talk about
00:03:03| their motherboards allowed yeah you think I'm the first person to say that
00:03:10| laughs like even if their board meetings and stuff they're like a motherboard and
00:03:16| they're like yeah they're like let's call ourselves and I like the CEO writes
00:03:20| down a piece of paper just slides it everyone just kind of nods hmm okay the
00:03:26| best one is a Ajit PI oh I didn't see this well that's a great new he turns
00:03:34| into a pile of shit a big transformation is it no it's just
00:03:42| a picture of him actually I think I've seen that one before but I don't see it
00:03:52| on this there's so many cuz it's Animorphs are actually legit yeah
00:03:58| Photoshop they're bad for like a 90s book it's actually like a really good
00:04:04| Photoshop yeah yeah right hey how's it Carrie Underwood what's know what's her
00:04:13| real name Sarkar Jessica Parker uh-huh yeah have to tell you okay it's good
00:04:23| it's good IIIi can't look I had a web page where I
00:04:27| had to click through everyone so it's I could I can't I don't forget it now
00:04:32| shall we wrap someone's like if you do a pug is its only video where else well
00:04:41| sir or ma'am mr. wonderful looks like this is a biweekly podcast it's not
00:04:47| worth 10 million dollars 5 distasteful any Corrections for you get off your
00:05:01| chest before we get too deep into the episode I have to apologize for hitting
00:05:07| the wrong button and causing an error right in the middle of our podcast
00:05:10| vidcast whatever this is whatever it will be and we'll ever be primary
00:05:20| forever forever in charge accepting both apologies
00:05:24| there was a richter motherboard did you really no no no fact that I just
00:05:33| downloaded the Final Fantasy 15 bench benchmark test mm-hmm you know big that
00:05:42| thing was it was like 4 gigabytes for a bench test
00:05:45| Oh shucks to make sure you could play it it's coming out my birthday and I
00:05:52| haven't played one in like 4 or 5 years so don't like it's so what I almost
00:05:58| bought it um when I read it came out for whatever system that came out for and I
00:06:03| was like time to get back in I did all the research it looked awesome and then
00:06:07| I was trying to buy it I was like I can't find it anywhere and I like kept
00:06:09| researches getting high scores it just came out it's really cool I was like
00:06:13| fine I'm into it I'll buy it I'll pay the full 50 60 bucks and I looked and it
00:06:17| was like ps4 exclusives and I was like and computer right and it was like nope
00:06:23| huh game came out like 9 months ago or a year ago and they way didn't have a
00:06:28| computer port and I was kind of mad I was like everything to have a PC port
00:06:33| PCs you just automatically get all games you know I mean you usually do
00:06:38| so let me like Final Fantasy always makes me remember like I played like
00:06:41| maybe one of the games and one of my buddies had it but the game that it
00:06:45| reminds me of is phantasy star i don't know who ever played that one ph annecy
00:06:50| star and it was actually like a really good game it's the one RPG io I played
00:06:56| over and over again a little it made me feel like I had Final Fantasy but it
00:07:00| might have been a knockoff but it might have been actually just as good as a
00:07:04| Final Fantasy yeah yeah but I would like to make one correction or clarification
00:07:11| from the previous episode I wanted to say that the Olympics wasn't started
00:07:16| like by the Greeks it was but it stopped in the middle so like it was like
00:07:21| training for military and then this guy back yeah like the wealthiest guy in
00:07:26| Europe the Zappos sky I hope I think you didn't read about him sneakers hey hit
00:07:32| none of lighters I thought those lighters never know they're trying to be
00:07:36| yeah Zappos is uh him by like handbags and stuff shoes I don't know we're not
00:07:43| trying to sell that that's work I'll detract we did not say that the
00:07:50| products are awful and cheap yeah and is that that bad it's a shitty Amazon non
00:07:56| and/or so the guy in it the guy was a bus and he restarted the Olympics and he
00:08:05| was like the wealthiest guy in Europe he just wanted to see like a an event and
00:08:08| then BOOM and then his bones are buried like right in like the beginning of the
00:08:14| memorial like it's right in front of the temple or whatever you call it the
00:08:17| Olympic temple his bones he's got to eat everything about you know you don't like
00:08:24| the Olympics now that they finish they're gone yeah they really had my
00:08:28| fervor going um raging hard for her folks I had to cover
00:08:33| that burger with some lamb's wool just [Laughter]
00:08:40| so much fervor hmm I think I enjoy watching it I had it
00:08:48| on all the time just because it's something else and it's on a free I
00:08:53| ended up doing it more than other things it was breathing it was free cuz
00:08:58| over-the-air HD TV for free with new new original content brought to you by
00:09:04| Netflix not selling Netflix eyes Michael Baba but I'm not saying buy it in fact
00:09:18| it's crap it's garbage how they're the only basis I liked how did you guys get
00:09:27| any um speaking of Netflix did you guys get any new school shootings down there
00:09:30| or anything um I mean have you called Florida Texas
00:09:34| then maybe but no I met I don't know I'm after that one Oh
00:09:37| after that one this episode is about a week after the Parkland fart Lake
00:09:43| luckily Lakeland partland arca oh yes shit they even research it's been on TV
00:09:49| like Parkland well if you if you ask somebody on the street like who died
00:09:52| like they'd be like students they wouldn't know they wouldn't have names
00:09:55| I've seen some of the names what's really wild is I see a lot of the kids
00:10:00| online that survived mm-hmm they're they're talking mid shit at the NRA hey
00:10:06| I don't like Republican Talking Heads and they're getting mid publicity for it
00:10:11| like it's not it's not like someone says oh snap back no whatever and it's like a
00:10:16| meme or something like they're like it's like should we have more guns in school
00:10:22| and some of these kids are like no I just watched a teen and my friends died
00:10:25| or something and it's like you're a human piece of garbage here's an actual
00:10:29| transcript it's how much money you just got from the NRA last year and it's like
00:10:32| and everyone's like oh Dave but they're getting like hundreds of thousands of
00:10:37| retweets and yeah like no they hate to be backed by somebody though like
00:10:41| there's someone else telling them but I also thought of this there does come a
00:10:46| time or a point where someone becomes adult or someone becomes famous or
00:10:51| someone becomes in the public eye like I mean they could be becoming celebrities
00:10:56| in front of us whether it's celebrities or senators or
00:11:00| future leaders or whatever I would think they have potential I will decide hi
00:11:06| you're 30 I don't want to do anything like stuck in my ways there's still
00:11:11| there's still fire there they're like said my dude maybe six or ten or that's
00:11:20| about it many good years left hey not everybody right so I say you
00:11:25| know maybe we're watching them rise up it could be a good thing yeah you
00:11:29| imagine like six senators come from this high school or something or like a
00:11:33| future president all this other stuff like it's possible that is it is I just
00:11:41| got a good feeling about these kids I think they're gonna like did you see the
00:11:45| aam was it Rubio had to do the the meeting in Florida and talk to all these
00:11:52| people oh yeah like are you gonna stop and he's
00:11:56| like well we're gonna research stuff and someone like someone's dad's like crying
00:12:00| look at him and like from all these people and they're like he's like it
00:12:04| says last year you accepted $50,000 from the NI and something else and you won't
00:12:08| change it gun laws can you at least just stop accepting money and he goes well
00:12:12| look at everything and and and the dad's like crying and he's gonna strangle him
00:12:17| and all these people in the auditorium are like screaming and I'm like he's
00:12:21| lucky to get out of there alive you know I know we try not to get political here
00:12:27| I'm just saying from a from a human standpoint it there's definitely
00:12:32| something wrong when like you can pay you can pretty much pay off a politician
00:12:37| to write play your line it's probably not a good idea we'll put it that way
00:12:43| hey either sign I know we say that hey president of the United States from
00:12:48| Florida I was thinking you know there's never been any presidents from Florida
00:12:52| right and I looked at theirs never guessed it was like wrong I'm actually
00:12:59| he's from North Carolina but no most of them were in look Florida and I don't
00:13:05| know that we'll ever be Florida actually hmm I'm calling it now there will never
00:13:10| be a president from Florida how long this is post walk that's like it's
00:13:17| around there the video is gonna last forever indefinitely or so what does the
00:13:21| internet does oh yeah what sure they're saying the poles might
00:13:24| switch do you think I could mess up our podcast we might have every bit 4,000
00:13:30| years yeah we might have some blemishes which are purely due to poles flipping
00:13:37| north and south south and north it's so hard to keep them straight anyway kind
00:13:42| of how you got through college flipping poles right you talked about
00:13:46| spinning poles yeah sure whatever thumbs in pole you ever see a man spin
00:13:53| up a pole no you the white the barbershop yeah
00:14:01| do you think anyone ever got the barbershop pole tattooed on there uh
00:14:05| Kehoe I don't know you see that figure skater with the USA tattooed on her
00:14:10| thigh and it's just like open yeah I guess I don't know no but like penis
00:14:17| tattoos that's a thing right can you get that some dude I saw this on reddit some
00:14:23| do you tried to brand an arrow into his forearm infected well yes and they held
00:14:30| the brand for about eight or ten seconds and they said when they brand cattle
00:14:34| they only hold it for like two seconds is that the thing the thing got infected
00:14:40| and like completely burned a hole like like through the top layer of skin like
00:14:45| more than it liked it I guess they had to be like a first
00:14:47| degree burn and I'll say internet burn anybody but I think if the burn is with
00:14:54| a worked burn you can add sure is like that lightsaber kid he's scarred for
00:15:00| life emotionally was much harder like they were nerd yeah right millionaire I
00:15:07| don't know if YouTube existed he's probably raking in the cash he probably
00:15:11| just made ten thousand bucks off of us talking about him
00:15:14| a different one data but he had a penis because the arrow turned in yeah so much
00:15:28| oh yeah so I wind up on a date with a guy who uh
00:15:37| mentioned in a previous podcast like it's like friend a friend your best
00:15:40| friend ish right but but I don't know cuz once you're thirty it's not like you
00:15:45| go around meeting new people especially if you're domesticated look at animal
00:15:49| uh-huh yeah yeah lifer yeah boundaries and you have to stay within them and
00:15:53| then a lot of events you go to where other domesticated males are you don't I
00:15:58| mean they're all huddled together and then we have to figure out what things
00:16:02| we have in common whether it's sports or music or video games or something it's
00:16:05| almost like you're an inert like cloud of gas until you're not and then if
00:16:11| you're not then you have to battle like Rams and you get thrown out of your
00:16:15| house as you lose anyway a good friend of mine who was a good friend I will
00:16:24| call him James mmm like so that's a music I do and I was like that I listen
00:16:29| to really crazy music so I was like that's awesome he likes video games and
00:16:33| stuff like that is pretty cool dude so my age like everything so he keeps
00:16:38| talking about going to a concert and never go
00:16:41| last Monday it was like you want to go see intervals and I was like like
00:16:46| intervals uh-huh let me check out the ticket prices where is it then Philly
00:16:50| even like cool go go I'll do it let's do it let's go all right it's just me and
00:16:55| him like no other friends no other people like what's gonna be like we can
00:16:59| hold hands uh-huh I could sense it so I looked it up
00:17:02| $19.00 after after the Ticketmaster fees plus what I don't know it what everyone
00:17:12| I get arguable 19 bucks I have to go I like intervals whatever like he's
00:17:16| hacking the internet to get you there listen I know I had to look him up
00:17:19| myself cuz he has a I was still going one of those things where I was like
00:17:23| I'll go are you still going yeah no maybe sure okay I'm not a girl
00:17:32| submitted a bar whatever yeah get a couple drinks we're having a good time
00:17:36| there's an arcade bar we actually played a the Ninja Turtle arcade game and extra
00:17:43| versus I was like but I didn't know him so I couldn't it was hard to talk trash
00:17:49| like that I do get my humor oh my god hey hey girlie man you want me to kick
00:17:59| your ass in a dress oh I'm just kidding man I like everybody
00:18:03| you look good anyway oh man so anyway we have a good time whatever playing video
00:18:08| games having a couple of drinks go to the concert the opener was just
00:18:12| finishing up like this is awesome so next group comes out and I said what
00:18:16| the heck's the name of the group before intervals he says Jason Jason Richardson
00:18:20| group I was like all right whatever give a damn so some guys coming out and he's
00:18:26| got this like long hair he looks like a burnout and um and he's tuning guitars I
00:18:30| figure he's just the tuning guy so you'll please listen to what the to
00:18:35| shout out at the show do y'all have to shout at him but like I wanna shout good
00:18:39| thing I'm I'm sure I'm positive stuff so he picks up Sabbath he plays a Sabbath
00:18:44| riff I'm like whoa fairies wear boots or whatever you know like that would be the
00:18:50| song like I'd be like that'd be a cool song to play so he picks it up and he
00:18:54| plays this super rare song by Nick Johnston who's like well my favorite
00:18:58| arts all of remarkably human so I went Nick Jobs did remarkably human and I'm
00:19:04| looking around like do they only even knew that song and no one knows it and
00:19:07| the guy looks at me he just keeps tuning this guitar and he ignores me and I'm
00:19:11| like dude no one else is gonna get your reference like just give me my pops give
00:19:17| me some I'm on your side so like two minutes later just two other guys from
00:19:23| the other band come out and they start pick up their instruments and he's
00:19:26| playing guitar I'm like it's just Trent Richardson or Jason Richardson wherever
00:19:30| no he's like I had no idea where googling I'm like it doesn't look like
00:19:33| him fucking he starts playing remarkably human the CD and I'm like
00:19:38| I think if Nick Johnson and he's like I don't think you're talking about that I
00:19:41| I turn to the guy next to me go I don't know I'm like is this Nick Johnston and
00:19:44| he's like I don't know who you are all these people and it was it turns out is
00:19:51| Nick Johnson and he's playing my favorite CD of like the past year or two
00:19:55| or three and I was like and there's a like 150 people here and I'm like going
00:20:00| nuts I'm like this is like a secret concert that I got for 19 bucks and I
00:20:05| was like and I'm trying to help him like yo Jim this is Nick Johnson good Duke he
00:20:14| stole the whole show he was better than the next guy the Jason Richardson he was
00:20:21| better than the the main group intervals dude he killed it and the guy James
00:20:26| really enjoyed kept like Alberni like really yeah they're just so good and it
00:20:33| felt so awesome because I had always wanted to see this guy live and never
00:20:37| thought I would and uh intervals comes on it was all right
00:20:41| you know bouncing around a little bit he goes like hey we seen enough let's just
00:20:45| roll I was like yeah let's just roll whoa and he's like I'm gonna talk about
00:20:50| I was like I'm going to work in your home and we'll run a separate wait and I
00:20:54| was like he's not even the same fast-food place now no I figured I feel
00:20:59| I was pushing it too far oh yeah but I think he lives like 20 30
00:21:03| minutes away you got to play a little coy yeah and a
00:21:06| little bit so we had a great great night and I literally saw a secret concert for
00:21:12| me for $19 like how can you show up at a venue and your favorite CDs getting
00:21:18| played live that's awesome hmm really made my week I've been listening to Nick
00:21:23| Johnson now ever since Nick were those Oh Nick Johnston remarkably human it's a
00:21:30| really good sermon remarkably human you'll find it just listen to it every
00:21:37| but it's really good you know when I wrote him remarkably human I wrote it in
00:21:42| like so rash so it looks like it robot wrote it well I think skeletons
00:21:48| wrote it in his because his album cover looks like skeletons so there probably
00:21:53| don't have very good dexterity right I don't know no no that bad her skin her
00:22:00| stop getting in the way maybe they do perfect calligraphy or they completely
00:22:05| be here to here folks finally I drank quite a bit already
00:22:12| surprisingly I did not expect to just drink like all this brown water which if
00:22:19| you had to let's say a fairy came down and waved a wand over you and was like
00:22:23| from now on every time you have to poop it's just gonna disappear like I get a
00:22:28| poop and then just life your body you don't have to poop there no negative
00:22:31| side effects for the fairy comes down and ways it's one and I gotta pee and
00:22:36| there you go the bathroom it's like ding it disappears which would you rather
00:22:39| lose would you give up pooping or ping do you get the bad side of pooping too
00:22:44| like diarrhea like did Perry just take spike oh yeah but you don't get to take
00:22:50| any satisfying poop so yeah this came up like a year ago or so and with us some
00:22:57| some no I think it was alone it was a dissen berry that like a woman actually
00:23:02| posted that she was like sat like she was very satisfied with her poops and
00:23:06| then it be disturbing it would disturb her not to poop anymore yeah I think it
00:23:11| would suck he has a good one come on yeah sometimes it's just like plunk and
00:23:16| you're just like oh yeah kind of Gerdes and then like if you had it suck
00:23:27| sometimes when like right you have diarrhea or something going on or it's
00:23:31| like the fifth time today something I ate something like that's I wouldn't
00:23:35| mind losing that like if you've been peeing is super awesome - yes times it
00:23:41| is very when you're super drunk can you just have so much used I would think of
00:23:46| it as like puking and pooping like it's those are the two things that
00:23:50| define whether you're sick or not like if you could never say like I puke my
00:23:54| guts out or like where's Paul Oh like people would never
00:24:00| like trying to one-up you if he said like I was just sick and what but I mean
00:24:07| puking kind of stocks say that oh it don't Lee does okay good yeah there's no
00:24:13| well do you think bulimic satisfaction from that uh I bet they feel satisfied
00:24:18| immediately after okay puke it's in the then that it's already done you're
00:24:24| nervous you can get screwed up so that you feel like they were like your your
00:24:27| throat is your Uranus and like you're if you're bulimic you probably might feel
00:24:33| good who knows don't you think so Nick neck
00:24:43| comparison what I hear you that's not change the way you burp as
00:24:52| long as possible I think sex really weird or all that
00:24:59| yeah I mean about react to this one more say you're watching a porn out you're
00:25:13| like you gotta let alone time yeah I don't watch pornos next if you were
00:25:18| forced to at gunpoint okay then I would for the life of you
00:25:24| understand yes and you got like seven videos in you start getting into weirder
00:25:29| weirder stuff cuz you're gonna by connected videos huh do you find one
00:25:32| you're like this is the one and then in the middle of the porn video someone who
00:25:38| looks exactly like you in fact you think it's you walks out in front of the
00:25:42| camera looks directly into your eyes and says stop what you're doing before it's
00:25:47| too late and they look at the camera for a little
00:25:50| bit to make sure you stop cuz I'm sure everyone would stop at that point
00:25:53| probably are they woman no no it's you and it's just you walk out clothes in
00:25:58| front of this sex scene you stop I don't arouse myself so I have I'd have to stop
00:26:03| but it close to I mean it's really not sexy something weird is going on
00:26:08| and then you're like hold on maybe it's a loose nation so you're trying to
00:26:12| figure it out you pause the video and rewind to the exact spot where you
00:26:16| appeared on screen mm-hm and you can see yourself coming
00:26:18| back on screen again I was thinking you're gonna say they're livestream of
00:26:23| all of a sudden it to you on the screen and then like all these women are really
00:26:30| enjoying you here it happens you're fully clothed you walk in front of the
00:26:39| poor now like in front of the camera you know I don't know what the imminent
00:26:44| dangerous it's like it might be nothing maybe just someone who looks like you
00:26:49| and it's a spoopy important that decided this would be great as part of their I'm
00:26:55| gonna stop doing the drug thing because there's no way I finish there's no way
00:27:04| that I finished that's how that the full sentence have you put it together
00:27:08| without the pause okay but I do maybe not I don't know depends maybe weird
00:27:16| seeing yourself on video anywhere where you weren't know and I thought would it
00:27:21| be weirder if you try to pause it and you went back in it with missing i'm
00:27:25| panderers i comment she shows your you and my our faces together right in the
00:27:29| middle o looking at the camera like you should stop this yeah that no that
00:27:33| happened last time that i was forced to watch porn it an advertisement happened
00:27:38| to right in the middle and i was like was the ad do you remember that's
00:27:43| probably like penis enlargement or something stupid oh okay well that's not
00:27:47| that bad i mean if it works if it was like an ad where a child is getting into
00:27:51| a car seat it's like your children before they die and that's like I don't
00:28:03| have to tell me that the end you know make sure the seat belts are tight
00:28:09| enough when they wear a winter jacket sometimes properly placed them in the
00:28:16| seat and you're just okay shoulder straps go over the shoulder
00:28:21| to losing it here well I think it I think it is time everyone buckle yeah oh
00:28:38| yeah it you're tall enough to ride this ride I wait so long for this moment
00:28:50| now that it's come now you just need a snack and huh yeah I need some napkins
00:28:59| it's all tissues I'll take a real tiny t-shirt here oh yeah a lot of tiny did
00:29:06| you sitting right next to the computer yeah yeah a single tear that's the size
00:29:12| of the tissue perfectly this place is all the water it's like it's like when
00:29:18| you cut yourself with a razor in this little blood spot and you have a little
00:29:21| it's like they cover up all the tears they're just a sprinkling of napkins
00:29:26| tissues sorry I'm french-canadian this why you said when you shave and cut
00:29:30| yourself oh I thought you're gonna pick somebody that was a an Olympic athlete
00:29:38| cuz they're kind of celebrities nope these are real celebrities these
00:29:42| actually are famous for a reason not because they play sports or games yeah
00:29:48| these are celebrities that we've all looked up to since we were children
00:29:52| leaders in the community people who help out people who really affect our lives
00:29:57| not Olympians my name brand is over we challenge Harry from Harry and the
00:30:04| Hendersons mmm Alf it's a cable hmm
00:30:13| Alf does Ned know much Erinyes he's all hair volumetric Lee he's smaller right
00:30:19| but he's also more puppet like so I think Harry has a bigger advantage he's
00:30:25| more you can use narrow and animals oh man would be covered in both in there
00:30:34| like his hair so thick I don't think it would get to the root for hairy Alf has
00:30:39| some some skin on its face I think it could slowly migrate over his scalp what
00:30:46| would Harry look like without here oh my god I wouldn't want that coming at me
00:30:50| like I think it's scarier than a sasquatch would his junk look like oh
00:30:58| man swinging ooh where's that jonquils like he's an alien
00:31:03| [Music] you got something weird going on here
00:31:06| see both of them look like hairless cats there are many hairy a aliens out there
00:31:11| like no one ever portrays an alien is hairy I did out was real I think huh
00:31:17| well anyway we're gonna donate as many pounds of hair as dollars to a charity
00:31:24| of the winners whatever dude yeah since they're fictitious I don't
00:31:29| know how I'll take it I will agree to that yes you'll double the money yeah
00:31:36| quadruple the amount of hair I will remove from my body oh it's like
00:31:46| Chewbacca I think Chewbacca and Harry would
00:31:48| probably have a good probably but she's blocking might be ray over there in the
00:31:54| future maybe maybe uh word of the day is speciesism hmm I thought it was a funny
00:32:03| word because you can be prejudiced against something for it being a
00:32:06| different species like prejudice against cows or orangutans it's interesting that
00:32:14| I saw an entire with the PDR well that was like 4000 terms long how many
00:32:20| sections and I was like really I couldn't find an individual species
00:32:26| that's prejudiced and had a name impose prejudice be she's well I was thinking
00:32:31| more like um giraffe asanas someone who's prejudiced against her Ennis
00:32:37| I found out word like that oh these as my word a good find one like raccoons
00:32:43| like it's prejudiced against ranked most
00:32:46| people are because they go through their job you tell I was watching the Olympics
00:32:50| and South Korea has a raccoon lounge where you get to play with raccoons
00:32:56| while you get your drinks really yeah and they look cute and cuddly and I was
00:33:00| like this isn't the raccoon that I know well you know rabies is incurable past a
00:33:05| certain point it is you don't know this I didn't know that yeah that's why it's
00:33:11| one of the more deadly diseases if you get rabies and it lasts was a cycle like
00:33:16| six days four days a week I have no idea whatever the cycle is once it get past
00:33:20| the part where you start fearing wood or maybe is nothing right do you hear
00:33:25| people get rabid right thing soon that's why as soon as you get attacked by any
00:33:31| wild animal they want to get rabies shot because if they don't get to it within
00:33:37| it's in your brain you will die from rabies really after yeah after a certain
00:33:43| point it's got like a hundred percent kill rate mortality rate yeah thank you
00:33:48| to bring science to something good apparently you don't know yes okay
00:33:53| raised the problem is I think rabies is so it's kind of good and noticeable it
00:34:01| it's rare but it's also weird like who foams at the mouth fears wood or
00:34:05| scratches whatever - oh it's weird you have animal scratches like you know what
00:34:09| I mean everyone's like give him the rabies shot we got in the back one my
00:34:14| third grade school said he had rabies and he was like spitting at the mouth he
00:34:17| did not have rabies but it wasn't anyone I know it's funny because I told my mom
00:34:22| and my mom called his mom and they made one of those like well what's your son
00:34:26| okay and it's like oh because he has rabies the aliens 48 hours yeah dead
00:34:35| Jennifer you don't want your kid to be dead from Raley's
00:34:46| [Music] ah everything here oh man good good
00:34:56| finish that was perfectly sink which is an episode right now well I wanted to
00:35:02| talk about the one thing that I did yesterday if I got the super tiny
00:35:09| expensive thing that I just needed to insert right into my computer which was
00:35:15| this how you bought it yeah I know what I bought I bought the super version so
00:35:19| there's like the whole the Evo Samsung what's different don't mean the
00:35:26| difference is that this is like 10 times faster than the other one how fast is it
00:35:30| I think it's like 36 hundred megabytes per second well what are they usually
00:35:37| don't usually go buddy rpm nah what are you talking about mechanical age what is
00:35:42| this say silver bronze gold platinum ultra
00:35:47| platinum hard drive is measured rpms right a standard mechanical hard drive
00:35:55| on electro one that's NAND NAND is a hundred so this is like 30 times faster
00:36:03| earlier is that why you didn't have the last part of the prepared as much you're
00:36:13| busy preparing your numbers on your SSD oh no I'm happy what's it I mean uh 500
00:36:20| gigabytes is is $200 this is fucker geek let you know yeah it's not bad I ever
00:36:31| made like 480 bucks it's a 500 gig it's funny because I moved files from the
00:36:35| shitty harddrive some of that one and then I didn't have a reason to use it
00:36:38| yet but I was like I'm just gonna copy files onto the same Drive even though
00:36:42| they're the same just to watch it and it was faster a lot faster I was like oh no
00:36:49| but I will I will feel the speed how good that's exactly what I will do
00:36:55| oh yeah that games gonna run butter super super smooth I can't wait to load
00:37:00| faster than you and just be playing the game and be like whee
00:37:04| just be waiting I have four monitors that are 1k peace fair enough yeah yeah
00:37:17| yeah yeah I'm immersed I understand they're all around me what if I have a
00:37:24| go the next active backwards I change something because I'm downloading two
00:37:27| resolutions I don't know they had shit there's a game that my my room I played
00:37:33| that is like command or some shit I don't fucking know but uh like
00:37:38| deliberately had like the game and like a mini map that was on the second screen
00:37:42| like it was intended to have two screens that's pretty cool yeah except the game
00:37:46| sucked like it had no I like watching him play it was incredibly boring but
00:37:54| that's how it goes so Samsung SSD it doesn't suck
00:37:59| I mean that's pretty good its price it's supposed to be the best it was $200 off
00:38:06| of some place that didn't charge tax I'm not going to mention that website
00:38:10| because I feel like something that usually sits in your refrigerator or
00:38:14| like as soon as you open the door not butter the other one Marjorie no you
00:38:22| don't keep your chicken periods up they're new yeah yeah well yeah like it
00:38:30| was I got credit there yeah did you did you did you get the this is a personal
00:38:39| talk here you guys can shut off now everyone PC talk we get a little hot
00:38:46| under the collar the city makes actually a major nerd yeah but then I'm like oh
00:38:56| except that in know the speed of hard drives apparently that says D yeah
00:39:00| excuse rotations per minute so what you what did you did you I had a deal for a
00:39:07| hundred bucks for that fiber gig not because this is a different form factor
00:39:12| it plugs right and it's got like a I know m2 slot or whatever
00:39:16| yeah yeah no I didn't I didn't pull the trigger on anything
00:39:20| I've been here's my big problem you get excited a little too wait no so I get
00:39:25| excited for um statistics the new games coming out with 4k technology I'm
00:39:30| thinking I could use a 4k monitor right hmm I'm sure like yeah what's that I
00:39:35| could get one for formula box course a decent I've done not done oh boy you get
00:39:41| a whole new upgrade it's ridiculous hold on I'm not done I'm the doctor this is
00:39:46| the problem i over clock my processor which was I bought it bigger than I
00:39:50| needed to I do it okay I'll do it I'm a man i over clock my RAM because there's
00:39:56| a setting to whatever I'm like it's 16 gigs of RAM I over pocket because why
00:40:00| not like everything I have is streamlined fast you can hear it why no
00:40:05| boron no it's it's fairly quiet here's no good one bottleneck and it's a pretty
00:40:12| important one my video card for 970 970 yeah now 1980s came out but 10 80s came
00:40:21| out and seventies came out and now they're thinking of a new one yeah like
00:40:26| ridiculous yeah problem is if you are a 4k gaming I
00:40:29| probably need a new video card so now I need to buy a monitor and a video card
00:40:36| oh and crypto mining has ruined the video card you can buy one because it's
00:40:45| so ridiculous what there shouldn't be if we're not in
00:40:50| price since I bought it we bought it at around the same time in a mine was what
00:40:57| got the nine seven nine yeah get the box it's good kinda wanna pull it out
00:41:02| whooping and Wayne so I also have SLI I could run to nine 70s yeah I could do
00:41:08| that but mine was a special edition oh you have that too in a special edition
00:41:13| yeah not gonna happen buy it and it's overpriced now anyway yeah thing the
00:41:19| same you do now is you did three years ago or whatever right luckily I owned a
00:41:25| big stock and I've held it for a long time
00:41:28| yeah that's crazy how's it going up crazy
00:41:31| it's like 30 times only crap holy crap it has gone up a lot that's why I sold
00:41:38| out hmm okay to our yeah that's good five minute
00:41:46| we got excited we got a little excited there about technology Oh PC chatter
00:41:52| anyway come back everyone who was I should I got a I got to start writing
00:41:59| down my words cuz I had word word of the day it was right there and I just just a
00:42:04| little Miss a little amiss oh it ineffectual that was good one because my
00:42:10| my son had this bottle and like usually like he liked wine so he tries to throw
00:42:15| it and this time he didn't even like pick it up he lifts he kind of lift it
00:42:19| up and just kind of like tossed it and he looked at me like you know that means
00:42:23| but I was like yeah but I was like that didn't really I didn't really hit a
00:42:27| chord and he like he's he's learning my batteries yeah yeah he recently
00:42:34| celebrated some happy events is he you have a good time is the pain you're
00:42:38| asked more now is he he's becoming too smart now I guess they understand if
00:42:44| they can like pull your strings emotionally and they start trying to
00:42:48| figure out if they can make you do stuff boundaries is the big thing yeah right
00:42:53| and when they can when crying works maybe this will work when this doesn't
00:42:57| work crying work that when that doesn't work there's a third thing work when
00:43:00| that doesn't work this aggression work like they're like Jesus I like clapping
00:43:04| the switches they're just like rapidly like I said no I didn't say try a new
00:43:15| way to get it yeah like I'll learn eventually let's talk about disease like
00:43:23| what do you want to talk about disease for huh
00:43:25| I've what what aspects the worst the best the best disease how about that one
00:43:30| off the list of nine or eight or seven that shows up every seven worst diseases
00:43:36| in history did you know how they did that because everyone copied the exact
00:43:40| same list are they from the CDC or some car
00:43:43| no they all just copy the same list I tried to figure out if it was buying
00:43:47| number deaths per year that would be one data set mm-hmm no they say they all
00:43:52| used a conformed data set that used number of deaths per year mortality rate
00:44:00| once you've contracted the disease the disease spreading how new it is and how
00:44:05| much of a pandemic it could become but it's like the game pandemic like if it's
00:44:10| two definitely played yeah well well I guess there's two part in that I think
00:44:16| there's two versions plague a pandemic huh this plate plague someone with the
00:44:22| planes and ships and all you have to transpose pandemic I think maybe the
00:44:28| same guy made two different games for the people who use different Burbridge
00:44:32| yeah such as you and myself Oh play probably
00:44:37| came from yeah well the point I was making is that if it's too deadly it
00:44:41| doesn't go anywhere so like the deadliest thing known to man
00:44:44| prior killed but somebody dead killed itself honestly it probably wouldn't
00:44:49| though you don't think it would spread anyway I think it would kill off a
00:44:55| village like if it dropped in New York City it might kill off all of New York
00:44:59| City but then you don't think it would spread people go in and out of New York
00:45:03| every day if it was too deadly if it killed somebody in like an hour like
00:45:07| it's not gonna go these usually take at least a week or so yeah what is the
00:45:15| fastest disease DeMille yeah what's that's security didn't look that up
00:45:19| interesting all right and I'll go over a little bit here you look up the disease
00:45:25| that kills the fastest no no diseases I can kill within 21 at 24 hours one whole
00:45:33| day is one Bellaire form and uh yeah mission impossible to it created two
00:45:43| diseases or they created a disease and the cure I already see to was I sell
00:45:51| flowers he rides a motorcycle it kicks everyone's death I get distracted now
00:45:55| I'm gonna search plummet Penelope Cruz well she's up
00:45:59| there in my list yeah she's a hot looker in this one
00:46:05| everyone hates Mission Possible too because it was all crap but I thought it
00:46:08| was one of the funniest and movies ever seen there are actually a lot of
00:46:12| diseases that will kill you in 24 hours but I don't want to listen I don't want
00:46:16| to say them all I'm trying to summarize them is it offensive where you find a
00:46:20| popular one what I've heard of then what I mean there's mersa well SaLuSa go with
00:46:25| MRSA which is like oh yeah staph resistant bacteria yeah yeah so actually
00:46:32| kills what I think I think I had MRSA rolling I know I've seen people that
00:46:38| have had it and like it starts eating away their skin like it's almost like a
00:46:41| lump it's yeah it's like their leprosy comedy
00:46:44| everything is that when your finger and I think a guy who I knew my girlfriend's
00:46:52| ex-girlfriends friend in college he got it from the Schuylkill River the
00:46:56| Christiana River yeah he is heroic and it got on his leg or his arm I've read
00:47:00| just like totally hate the skin but I mean it was awful but he was fine didn't
00:47:05| kill till exactly like physically cut off chunks of skin turn it see him right
00:47:10| I don't know because he's I don't think I know we call him with like big chunk
00:47:18| of skin this thing grow back I don't know there's a list of them though
00:47:25| there's a lot of them I can kill you in are like I don't even want to mention
00:47:34| them because they don't count it doesn't count it's not a bug it's not a virus
00:47:37| it's not a bacteria like stroke like stroke is will kill you immediately but
00:47:42| that's not yeah that's not a bug bubonic plague that's a good one it says it's on
00:47:51| the list meningitis center of Australia
00:47:56| if you trust Australia's scientific community ago oh well oh shit Australia
00:48:04| come on did you know between the 17 1800 s in Australia they had a little thing
00:48:08| called smallpox mmm which is still around well hold on
00:48:12| would British people were colonizing Australia it was fucking British people
00:48:18| built 50% of the Aborigines Wow those natives man the native the air kills how
00:48:24| do you think oh yeah they said that about yeah the same thing Native
00:48:28| Americans got killed by the s smallpox and then things brutal man it Mars your
00:48:33| face and scars you all up and just if it's not a good not a good disease you
00:48:37| don't want that disease what are you're a crazy one malaria there are 500
00:48:43| million cases a year now that could be the same case again if you didn't die
00:48:48| from it a year laughter yep but there are constantly 500 million cases per
00:48:54| year in the world what was the number of deaths I actually didn't have a number
00:48:58| you haven't for malaria 2 million per year died of malaria
00:49:01| hermos bars have it died from it unless it takes 10 years and like that sucks
00:49:08| yeah well again like 2 million doesn't have a reference like how many people
00:49:14| how often do you think someone dies from malaria in the world like if you a good
00:49:20| point not in America none Canada Mexico Africa Africa yeah but but like if you
00:49:26| had some if you had 2 million people in front of you how often would someone die
00:49:31| from that like like the people that are going to die like if you had a whole
00:49:36| like the whole years worth of deaths and they're all standing in front of you
00:49:39| like 2 million people are running your diet yeah and they're all going to die
00:49:43| like how often would they fall now uh-huh yeah every 20 seconds someone
00:49:50| would fall down really yeah so that's someone dying every like three people
00:49:55| dying a minute that's a crazy number that's pretty crazy and that's not even
00:50:01| like this the biggest disease now what we're talking about right now these are
00:50:05| all called pandemics because they're global diseases we're not talking about
00:50:09| like but on pandemic is Greek for all people Wow well that was weird because
00:50:20| it doesn't even say that we're disease or anything
00:50:23| why I think it's like Pangaea I guess it's all genius like all land or yeah
00:50:33| there's some other use of pan today that I listen to I forget it was on a podcast
00:50:36| light I'm gonna say it now I'm gonna say it
00:50:41| damn it Danny pan ambiguous oh so I look up like aids right now it's estimated
00:50:50| thirty six point seven million people have AIDS
00:50:53| how many 130 points out thirty six point seven
00:50:57| I mean I it's a huge number but then you start coming out with black plague which
00:51:02| we might discuss it which doesn't sound crazy
00:51:05| so black plague or age thirty six point seven million people have it this is a
00:51:14| infections reported a year it's one of those is like how many people died that
00:51:20| you obeyed I'd say like half a million 1 million Wow okay I saw as same right are
00:51:27| you you're in the ballpark no you got the idea it's not like forty million or
00:51:30| all of them died it's like 1 million of the 36 that reportedly have it die every
00:51:37| year so one of those things that they purportedly say is mostly related it to
00:51:42| the gays but that I don't know if that's necessarily true and Africa right yeah
00:51:48| Africa it's like all sorts of rumors about it but like it's one of those ones
00:51:51| that I wait at least a little true yeah it's one of those ones that like if you
00:51:56| have it and you're your viewer I'll so you're like sexually active it's like
00:52:03| it's like ooh like I don't I don't know but I don't know like it's it is innate
00:52:08| try someone with murder someone people who deliberately had sex because your
00:52:13| sex would be when you have AIDS yeah I think they did I think they did
00:52:17| and I found they found that person guilty because they wanted I think if
00:52:23| you knowingly have a disease you're not allowed to transmit it if you know what
00:52:27| if you have like a little little bumps on your peepee you're like that illegal
00:52:31| I have no idea maybe it is there like a small claims court
00:52:39| yeah you have to ask your woman so in the middle of all these terrible
00:52:48| diseases I decided you know if there's a disease that will make me a better human
00:52:53| being it doesn't exist and someone decided to name a disease best disease
00:53:03| someone named one that yeah I guess it was the best name it this causes
00:53:09| blindness a genetic condition some that you're born with and I just it affects
00:53:21| your eye and eventually you go blind you can you read writers watch today get
00:53:25| three nice to see and it does the one thing very simple yeah but what an
00:53:31| asshole hey calls a best disease you're sure
00:53:35| you've got the best disease like you won't see any here know what a dick how
00:53:45| do you do that the best one yeah and people will be like you can't tell
00:53:52| people like what you have thank god doc so what like nothing you'll go blind
00:54:04| oh oh that's terrible moment silence moment of silence for
00:54:13| those with the best disease yeah I had a moment and I I can help myself okay I
00:54:28| didn't want to touch someone also resistant mmm-hmm Mike how the body
00:54:35| defends itself or what we can talk about that um the most dangerous diseases are
00:54:41| the ones and I notice all of them seem to do this Ebola attacks
00:54:47| not t-cells um dendrites I think though the bet the dendrites are like nerves
00:54:54| that transmit to other nerves it's the same thing in your brain like if you
00:54:59| can't transmit through the dendrites then you can't think I thought what a
00:55:03| bowl does different dendrite there's a the immune system in the human body
00:55:11| hands on like it's the different cells that are considered good guys like white
00:55:19| blood cells t-cells mm-hmm I think and right is one that sounds dendritic
00:55:23| scenario so dented right I'm telling it wasn't I don't think it was the nerve I
00:55:31| know you're talking about there is dendrites in the brain yeah yeah I think
00:55:35| this is a cell that's more of a um when there's invasion by foreign bodies this
00:55:42| is just one of the I call it the body's there's like a b-cell I think like
00:55:46| there's no it's not B cell that is as a thing - I'm telling you there are like
00:55:53| like one causes inflammation one cause things if you um kurz extend there's
00:55:59| like a stun cuz that it occurs over okay there's expand the YouTube video people
00:56:07| if you want on Ebola yeah and I thought you're looking at uh I was searching
00:56:24| it could be 92 could be 16 look up every cell involved in immunity immunity cells
00:56:32| immunity cells it's all 34 anyway dendritic your allow you feed your sites
00:56:43| yeah well was it I'll say the sentence because it sounds ridiculous when I read
00:56:48| it the innate leukocytes include the fascia sites macrophages neutrophils and
00:56:55| dendritic cells dendritic must be the ones that hang out near this again
00:57:00| I think dendritic cells probably protect your nerves sure we really we're both
00:57:05| right is that what you want - sure uh yeah anyway um you see me are you with
00:57:12| my wife now oh my god [Laughter]
00:57:19| but most of these really crazy infectious diseases whether it's eight
00:57:25| malaria Ebola a lot of them tend to hide from the immune stuff by attacking the
00:57:33| immune system at least attacking the immune system part that has to
00:57:37| communicate with the rest of the immune system like there's these guys that hang
00:57:40| around like the bodyguards and they kind of like body up on anything that seems
00:57:44| foreign in the body and then from there they send out messages that say like hey
00:57:49| I got some homeys over here let's let's crack down and then things like T cells
00:57:54| and stuff show up and then like white blood cells and like all these crazy
00:57:57| things start coming and swarm in and just beat the hell out of it and just
00:58:00| destroy it mm-hmm think these really deadly viruses
00:58:05| do is they attack the t-cells whether it's the body guard or whoever they
00:58:11| attack him and they they they take his body and they started using it all the
00:58:16| resources all the ATP builds up although in order it has energy whatever they
00:58:23| start reproducing like crazy and the whole time they reproduce and nothing
00:58:27| nothing Crazy's getting sent out to the rest of the body so it doesn't react to
00:58:31| it and meanwhile you can have millions of these little cells that are filling
00:58:35| up with the virus and eventually they have a burst at once and now instead of
00:58:39| million million viruses or whatever exploding all over the body because I'm
00:58:45| replicating crazier as they seem to always target the liver not all of them
00:58:50| but um malaria did typhus did I think colera did I could be wrong on a couple
00:58:55| these something liver it filtered your blood or something right it does get
00:59:02| that love filter cops hostas and toxin here but they all seem to go to the
00:59:08| liver I don't know about AIDS and they go there and like they wreak havoc upon
00:59:14| liver and a lot of them potentially a lot of these things eat up the cells and
00:59:19| cause you to bleed out look at sting normal amount yeah right see body starts
00:59:26| pumping in water and blood into these areas and it's the cell lining is rips
00:59:30| like all these cells are messed up so it just floods the area and that's why you
00:59:35| lose most of your water your body's you become dehydrated you have diarrhea your
00:59:39| breathing like all that stuff happens to you have you ever seen like um I think
00:59:43| there's like a like penicillin when they use it on bacterial cells like viruses
00:59:49| Mona I'm viruses but like the cells that cause disease bacteria yeah it would it
00:59:55| would literally like rip apart their like their skin
00:59:57| I like their skin would burst right that what penicillin does because they all do
01:00:02| something different penicillin must get inside the bacteria and then you rode
01:00:07| the walls so everything inside the bacteria was doing all this work is just
01:00:11| like yeah it makes it yeah it makes it like all kind of funky and then they
01:00:15| start like absorbing water and then just Boop so they have all different kinds of
01:00:19| antibacterial antibiotics and they all do different things one of them does
01:00:22| something like that it rips over the cells so that guess what you're screwed
01:00:25| it pops like a balloon makes me laugh [Laughter]
01:00:31| there's a bunch that actually make the bacteria slow down but they must have
01:00:37| some connectors in them to connect to everything excited so so just becomes
01:00:40| like glue like all these little everything they're setting like their
01:00:43| messages inside everything they want to do get rid of waste like everything is
01:00:47| they sticks this thing so it's like this big sticky bomb it's like they can't do
01:00:51| anything so they can't reproduce they can't move they can't do anything they
01:00:55| can't get rid of waste so they just sit there and don't do anything and then
01:00:58| eventually the what sells everything hmm okay they marinade right all right and
01:01:03| there's a whole bunch of other stuff that antibiotics do but certain cells
01:01:08| large tricks to get rid of it like um there's certain bacteria that now have a
01:01:12| pump yeah if they can get rid of antibiotics it's like to shoot it out
01:01:16| yeah right before they can do all this and it's like whoa how do they do yeah
01:01:21| you son of a bitch but obviously that bacteria is gonna survive and teach
01:01:25| other bacteria that's the craziest thing is that you
01:01:29| have not only is this like a human trait is that it's like a mammalian trait so
01:01:34| all the mammals on the world can get these diseases and as humans were morons
01:01:40| because we're feeding cattle like millions of cattle these antibacterial
01:01:46| medications that we use and pigs and pigs and they allow them to Jenny like
01:01:53| just mutate all these bacteria you're creating a superbike we're creating a
01:01:57| superbug right now right it's only a matter of time before it takes flight
01:02:03| like changes swine flu or avian flu and then it hits us and then all of a sudden
01:02:08| we don't have any antibiotics that are working on it yeah well that's the great
01:02:12| fear is that we will we've created M and D are men constant drugs multi
01:02:20| drug-resistant okay same idea um we've created all these strains there actually
01:02:27| is an MDR TB tuberculosis that's out there's an MDR there's a couple nd ours
01:02:31| that around that no one really can use antibiotics to get rid of hmm and it's a
01:02:37| little scary but those are I want to say common antibiotics readily available
01:02:43| ones yeah even even top-secret once I think there's a name for the one that
01:02:47| they use like use it in hospitals yeah there's um my son had a potential for
01:02:54| something I'll go through a personal story good so like it my son had like an
01:02:59| issue with breathing and respiratory stuff it was not related but what they
01:03:03| do is they test his like where his spine would be because he's still in like he
01:03:08| was very young at the moment so like they they test his spinal fluid to see
01:03:11| if he has some sort of like infection in his nerves and spinal fluid and like
01:03:15| when they do that your skin naturally has all of these I figure what they're
01:03:20| called but they have they're like it's bacteria but it has like all sorts of
01:03:24| nasty nasty stuff on top of it like your body naturally defends itself because it
01:03:28| has a layer of skin to protect it so when they test his spine they puncture
01:03:32| through his skin and then they suck up these cells so the the cells that are on
01:03:37| the top of the skin show that he has a viral infection so I think it was like
01:03:40| bang Mison or something that they pumped
01:03:42| through them because they were unsure of if they had costed themselves or if you
01:03:46| actually had this infection they don't that chicken or the egg type thing yeah
01:03:50| we did we caused it that's thing or did we but I did they
01:03:55| did cause it via testing but they have these like secret weapons in the
01:03:58| hospital that they control personally right they have a crazy would you say it
01:04:04| was called something Meissen think of this is Meissen is it also a antibiotic
01:04:08| so mmm-hmm for my tooth wasn't that mice and it was a different license but on so
01:04:14| they they have these secret weapons they don't sell to the general public because
01:04:18| they like to keep them yeah because people only take half their dosage and
01:04:21| then flush it down the toilet right or take them for no reason because they
01:04:26| have a cold or something yeah a virus yep it doesn't help right so all these
01:04:30| things create these super bacteria and I think the ultimate thought is on one
01:04:37| level that will create this one bacteria that's resistant everything to wipe out
01:04:45| lack that sorry yes I know like that happened between 1347 and 1353 in your
01:04:53| sorry you have an elsewhere over arrived years yeah this is the big it had many
01:04:59| recurrences before many recurrences after a small it's big it's big hit
01:05:04| movie was Black Death 147 in other companies 75 million people were killed
01:05:12| in that time so that is it that it was one third of the population in Europe I
01:05:18| don't know world not the world everyone says the world it was just in Europe but
01:05:22| but still I read it was up to like 60% of Europe that my way 1500 it is when I
01:05:29| read but like I bring it back to like there's like if there's 2 million people
01:05:39| that are going to die pull area in front of you someone's gonna die every 20
01:05:43| seconds like the other version is like if you're in Europe and you have a
01:05:47| family of your parent haven't you yeah eight or and their siblings are very
01:05:53| rape sure lost you probably have like one
01:05:56| remaining member of your family if you're lucky that's nuts if you think of
01:06:00| it so your mom your aunt your two brothers you one sister your other
01:06:04| sister almost died but she didn't in fact you got hit by a car the first car
01:06:08| ever and you're like my god it hurt anyone left like people just died
01:06:15| because wants it if the crazy thing is like if you used to live in a city that
01:06:19| dense like you riilu in New York City and like people start dying of this
01:06:23| disease you have to lock yourself up and not touch anybody I guess or do you
01:06:28| think some people were naturally immune it doesn't really show up they don't
01:06:31| talk about that carriers I'll talk about myself because I got mono my first year
01:06:38| of college I don't know if you remember this I went to my first college party
01:06:43| and some would say hey man drink this and I said what is it and they go
01:06:47| everybody so I drank that stupid thing and I immediately like I got super
01:06:55| hammered I went home felt fine for the first
01:06:58| portion of the night and then I was out like I I almost like don't remember the
01:07:03| like the next two or three weeks because I was asleep so it's like certain things
01:07:10| Rios going with that what would you say before that sorry oh
01:07:14| yeah carriers I always blame my uh my high school girlfriend cuz she was a
01:07:19| carrier of mono and she wouldn't admit it
01:07:21| she'd say that I don't mono mono and then like a year later she like she
01:07:26| texted me she's like you I do I'm a carrier come on you know take from her I
01:07:31| remember this a little bit right yeah so how did that make you more
01:07:34| susceptible to get sick it's why not one year apart like mono cans like you can
01:07:38| sit in your system until yeah like I can be a carrier had nothing to do with the
01:07:42| party it was her mama they eventually activated I don't know I
01:07:46| doubt that it if it was it would felt like it was ever clear because it was
01:07:49| that's burned we don't let's way down so like think surviving and alcohol it's
01:07:53| very unlikely but like alcohol can be a trigger for starting a disease really
01:07:58| yeah if you if you weaken your own immune system to a point where the
01:08:02| disease can then proliferate the life okay yeah you can take it'll take charge
01:08:08| and I think that's what happened well what's interesting is so not to bring it
01:08:15| back to break it down black death bubonic plague spread by rats fleas all
01:08:21| that good stuff one third of the population eventually got it and died
01:08:27| from it the thing that I was gonna say um do you remember h1n1 I'm gonna I'm
01:08:35| gonna bring it back to that in two seconds all right the one thing that I I
01:08:38| went to Pompeii in Rome near Rome Italy and I had to mention it cuz I whatever
01:08:45| yeah yeah the way their study was designed which I always thought was
01:08:50| pretty awesome so they literally had like like all these little like I would
01:08:56| say villas yeah like a little like apartment kind of things that were like
01:08:59| two stories tall and their streets were designed to be like you know two or
01:09:03| three feet deep so you would literally like dump your garbage all your shit
01:09:08| like right in the middle the street and then they'd wait for it to rain and then
01:09:12| the rain would just wash it away right I guess the angle yeah yeah yeah but their
01:09:17| city was designed on a slope so that it would carry it away eventually well like
01:09:23| if you live like in a I don't ya around what will 1840 1850s I don't think that
01:09:31| it's much better well the boo boo Manik plague is
01:09:37| probably yeah there's no way they have like sewage or anything like taking the
01:09:42| trash away just laying around yeah so like very um transmitted through dead
01:09:49| bodies yeah so you have all these dead bodies people have to handle them
01:09:53| there's no way to dispose of them all this stuff spreads rapidly yeah hold up
01:09:59| what if there was a disease that kill people where it wasn't a hundred percent
01:10:03| kill rate mmm but it was a hundred percent handle the dead body rate when
01:10:10| they run into a bit of a problem the government it can't be like fine we'll
01:10:13| double your salary well triple it no so then all these bodies start piling up
01:10:18| what they do do man you'd have entire cities just evacuated
01:10:23| there'd be dead bodies everywhere how did you walk away leave you will repeat
01:10:28| one has been adjourned I hope you ate like five hundred thousand a year to
01:10:31| come pick up some dead bodies and even then would you do it for 500k here say
01:10:36| there's a tear in your suit I'd pretend to do it since it was a government job
01:10:40| [Laughter] doing it yeah
01:10:47| bring us a dead body that does have the disease it's like why I killed somebody
01:10:50| and I injected them with a virus yeah I'd rather do that hmm some crazy stuff
01:10:59| so you're on h1n1 flu yeah and we're not that avian or is that flu swine flu is
01:11:05| that a mix that's a V and I think actually it says h5n1 cuz they killed
01:11:10| they killed off so many yeah well so let's say hold on let's say on Zika even
01:11:16| oh that's exactly where I was going because it's his Olympics Brazil
01:11:20| everything becomes a hot topic yeah so Zika kill 1.5 million people in the
01:11:26| world I did I don't think that since it started it's it that was over 15 years
01:11:39| about it like five five or nine double-check me I will
01:11:47| what should these cliques do I trust the most
01:11:49| none of them but just keep talking because this is garbage
01:11:56| well what I'm getting at is them that that seems like a high number but over
01:12:00| the course of the entire disease it's not that high a number I think it was in
01:12:06| the media like it was wildfire like things were crazy
01:12:09| well even let's go bird flu because I actually have a number for that it says
01:12:14| like 50,000 people were killed by bird flu in the world which isn't really that
01:12:17| much not at all it was literally the biggest talk in the
01:12:22| world it was gonna end the world's the superbug to kill superbugs it's gonna
01:12:26| spread like wildfire meanwhile the Black Death killed one out
01:12:30| of every three people in Horsham millions of people
01:12:34| right just 75 million people that's crazy
01:12:38| so my thinking is that any super boat we get that's resistant to bacteria or
01:12:45| antibiotics we will probably find a new antibiotic it kills it
01:12:50| we will probably always be a step ahead I can't guarantee it
01:12:56| well I wonder if those are like fake news targeted stories that of it I mean
01:13:02| like Zika was it seemed like it was intended to discourage people from
01:13:07| watching the Olympics in Brazil because that was exactly when it was like the
01:13:10| people were to go to Brazil either one or to go yeah right I agree and when
01:13:16| really nothing really happened yeah I was reading a story about the cases of
01:13:20| Zika in America and most of the time like in the United States Florida had
01:13:25| very little cases like it was extremely rare and other states had like yeah case
01:13:29| one in three cases in one case yeah in cases there's never a state that had
01:13:34| like five cases or even more and then you truly they attributed to group what
01:13:41| do they call it like fart was this lets meet it I thought they attributed to
01:13:46| mosquitoes but they called it a group immunization because like Florida is so
01:13:53| susceptible because not that many people have it but once you have like a herd of
01:13:57| people that are have had it and can't get it again then you like it's gone
01:14:01| like that disease can't possibly spread because you have 90% of people immune to
01:14:06| it because they've already dealt with it so like part of its like the human body
01:14:10| is amazing because you can figure out these diseases and fight it and then on
01:14:14| a large scale if all the people learn how to defend themselves then the
01:14:19| disease is worthless like it the disease won't do anything because it it has
01:14:23| nobody inter spread - well that's what I'm getting with a little bit in that
01:14:26| everyone kind of fears a bacteria becomes resistant to let's say beer and
01:14:34| licen and whatever the hell is vancomycin take a mice at which they
01:14:37| knew some are everyone's afraid that that'll take over the world and now we
01:14:42| have nothing to do we all die you know spread like wildfire and we're dead and
01:14:45| like six for six months I guess the scary thing
01:14:48| is that the people who don't think we will though I'm saying I don't think we
01:14:52| will either the people who are because hey I think there's crazy things like
01:14:55| even your own immunity doesn't know like they're saying this bacteria that's
01:15:00| every of the 50 members of your immunity adapt as well or there are people that
01:15:07| have it or there are people that have different immunities their people have
01:15:09| different gut flora their people have all different older ones stopped it we
01:15:14| talked about the factors of one bacteria growing and changing and whatever and
01:15:17| ailing resistant oh there's millions of bacteria antibodies things in your body
01:15:24| that change and alter and are different than standard lab results so chances are
01:15:30| nothing will ever totally kill us unless it's alien which brings me to a next
01:15:38| page Eliot Byers is what I was gonna save on the I have two points one I
01:15:44| think most of the statistics that are available are from people that are
01:15:48| probably working in hospitals were related to hospitals or universities
01:15:51| there are in dense populated areas because people with diseases seek you
01:15:56| know yeah the the premier place to go doctors and hospitals hospitals are one
01:16:03| of the worst places to get diseases are one of the best depending on how you
01:16:06| want to look at it oh yeah so like if they were to find a disease that they
01:16:14| could not defend against hospitals that are centralized and corporate and Congre
01:16:20| conglomerate they would never they would never be able to exist
01:16:24| it'd have to be like your hometown doctor which they're probably thoroughly
01:16:28| against and then the second point which I already forget I'm gonna have to
01:16:34| remember as I talk and I'm gonna keep talking in tars remember what it is I
01:16:38| was thinking about I don't remember yeah damnit I should write these down before
01:16:45| I say them anyway um some help diseases are scared as shit oh that's what it was
01:16:53| Oh like you remember the beginning of 300
01:16:57| where they had like the Greeks and their Greek so like it's shaping weird yeah
01:17:03| anything yeah exactly they had a pile of dead baby bodies which is oh yeah
01:17:08| horrible horrible Greeks bah so you never know who might have the drug the
01:17:17| resistant portion of their genome so let's say you're a shitty physical body
01:17:21| your immune systems got some stopped it whoa nobody's got this right if you're
01:17:27| that one outlier that has that it's like we should be nurturing everybody so like
01:17:33| oh there's we be honest with me for saying yeah do you think you've got one
01:17:38| of these um cancer AIDS that you'd be okay with treatment obviously not just
01:17:45| by yourself you'd be fine you get over it I read that cancer
01:17:50| affects like one third of the population like somewhat like one third of you
01:17:54| cancer hurt and what is it cancer or AIDS or something this year do
01:18:07| you think you'd have a pretty high chance at success Oh Albie it might cost
01:18:11| you money might be optimization it would be awful I'm not saying it'll be good
01:18:14| but you'd be like I'd probably live and I'd be fine I probably would live I
01:18:18| think I was it and if I died it'd be okay well you have a choice I feel yeah
01:18:27| wait I'll take it one step further give me cancer well hold on if I have nothing
01:18:33| to live for like my children girlfriend my family everyone's dead for some
01:18:40| reason and I'm just wandering the earth and people are like oh we found you Nick
01:18:44| Nick Nick and I'd be like why how many days can't you see I'm in grief maybe
01:18:50| like a superbug is traveling the world a super cancer super AIDS is coming for
01:18:56| everyone I'd be like just inject me I'll probably get over it like a week study
01:19:01| might have the resistance I really think cuz I don't get sick look
01:19:09| at all I just don't hmm I mean I'll call for a few days or
01:19:12| like I'll get us definitely knows or ever but I don't like people are like
01:19:16| don't you have a disease get you or like no I like and I tribute to being a dirty
01:19:22| individual like if someone wipes I don't make me like come on dude whatever
01:19:28| it's like someone has food they age then they're sick and they're like can you
01:19:33| have this food of like I guess like I just I take one as many terms as humanly
01:19:37| possible and they don't make me sick and I figure that's because I'm a dirty
01:19:41| person now he's got like Gege I don't know I don't know what the word is I
01:19:44| don't know what the word is for those people that grow up in households that
01:19:47| are too clean like no no no that's bad news good like those people they cannot
01:19:55| handle like normal things it's like allergies yes put on the mask there
01:20:04| they're getting that they're getting their alcohol why yeah I listen people
01:20:10| folks at home if I do it number one I ain't watching my hand hey why is in my
01:20:17| hands never have never will character anyway I also prepare food if
01:20:25| you sign up at the bottom here at the on pandas prepares for inna I do scold up
01:20:33| under the ambering calm I literally probably come into so many germs every
01:20:40| day disgusting I eat on a countertop at work that has been washed in 30 years
01:20:45| mmm it's like um what's the fake wood coal or like Formica or like oh no no
01:20:53| like yeah I know what you're talking about like it but like station wagons
01:20:56| they don't have the fake wood on the side do they have that yeah it's um
01:20:59| plastic some plastic wrap a plastic laminate sure anyway it's Latin if it
01:21:07| got worn down so it's just it's just chunks laminate you better get it in
01:21:11| your food but I mean we put everything on there from vacuums that have been
01:21:15| used in you know mentally ill teach in places
01:21:20| too you know flooded zones to bars that have been seedy bars in West Philly like
01:21:28| it's just it just gets all over everything and I'm like whatever you
01:21:31| think on the hills on the back of the urinal oh yeah oh yeah dude get it on my
01:21:35| foot off like give me some money right now and I didn't look for it but I'm
01:21:39| like it's there who cares I'll live I never get sick so after this podcast I
01:21:47| could go get sick and I may be like wow it all caught up till that woman's you
01:21:53| know the there's a graph that shows like how how how many of your age died per
01:21:59| year and like oh my birthday's coming up in a week or two it better not be it's
01:22:05| not start now it's uh it's actually not that well in the beginning of your love
01:22:09| from infancy to like maybe you're like five it spikes yeah and then drops down
01:22:13| and then like it's fine until you can drive so sixteen it shoots up and then
01:22:19| when you hit like 28 27 it levels off and dips down actually because you're
01:22:24| already made this bar you're probably stable human and then around like 35 is
01:22:29| it starts to come back up and then when to eat older it's just like you're
01:22:32| you've lived are you done exactly so you're fine you're you're it somewhere
01:22:38| below the average of probably going to die soon yeah well I mean I lived pretty
01:22:47| far away from you so I can't really influence whether you die or not oh my
01:22:51| god hold on is there an internet disease yet I can't wait so what you know like
01:22:59| Johnny mnemonic on it or you could plug in on it Internet but a social media
01:23:03| disease they can spread over Facebook or something I would kill everyone yeah I
01:23:08| think you'd go blind you know there's these it half digital yep I'll hug the
01:23:14| disease biologically digital yeah they're talking travels I think that's
01:23:26| crazy but is it possible you want to leave it on
01:23:31| that note Kim germs you see it oh wow folks
01:23:38| holy smokes folks holy smokes well um I regret to inform everyone dill
01:23:49| Dan is now using fortnight he's playing with his girlfriend she's better than
01:23:55| him she's come in a third place in a couple games second place and bubble
01:24:02| games huh was this he's got in his eighth place hey Socko
01:24:07| hold on he taught her a lesson he took some laxatives into her drink
01:24:13| huh so he figured she'd have to keep going to the bathroom doing uh what he
01:24:21| was playing games with her for like two hours she would he'll drink
01:24:25| he figured man was not working through Warren not she's coming to the third
01:24:29| place fifth place eighth place and place fourth place second place he's coming in
01:24:38| one time who is gonna listen for place buddy ha ha ha I got exciting place 30
01:24:45| now he plays under place whatever he's doing awful
01:24:49| she was so frisky she literally jumped on and started going at it and News
01:24:58| relaxes oh yeah talk about a Cleveland steamer it's like a slip into change all
01:25:09| the sheets that night and now Dan's into some weird stuff online so go man you
01:25:22| got yours in the end huh in the end it was a mess you got a real mess Oh his
01:25:30| dance yeah well we like it thank you thanks thanks
01:25:38| a lot check us out somewhere on the Internet
01:25:44| we're there just do it reach out and touch someone yeah do it good night
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00:00:30| this is actually a script it's all written out beforehand as a joke yeah
00:00:34| it's really hard to follow the script and we're staring in each other's eyes
00:00:40| ask us what this podcast was I've actually had two people tell me this
00:00:45| independent of each other hi it's like wolves who are deep in the
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00:00:55| there's snow everywhere and their gray fur is bristling and they share a couple
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00:01:05| plate wolves that's something that's I don't what we do yeah and without some
00:01:10| of the wolf stuff I thought those great coincidence everywhere I wanted to track
00:01:23| a caribou I think I'd want you to be there that awkward transition across the
00:01:37| page pretty sure something oh man don't punch it someone were really good I
00:01:53| can't do them justice by talking about I kind of want to do it now dad look I'm
00:01:58| uh I'll move into the next area all right so I didn't do a correction why
00:02:04| wrong Dan's lit up just look up bed anymore if
00:02:07| I guess something awful the problem is like Animorph is like ya know and
00:02:13| look up image search the other hand uh it's going it's going
00:02:18| quick correction for everyone see if you can see a bunch in a row I had mentioned
00:02:26| that if you have in the last episode if you have an as rock z97 extreme six
00:02:31| motherboard that you can go ahead and use the Radeon a seventy seven fifty two
00:02:36| gigabyte ddr5 6m the the video card it's on sale right now you can't won't even
00:02:43| fit I've heard the baby baby so my bed is it as rocker is it ass Rock I always
00:02:51| said ass rock but I never heard anybody has a rock but but I only reads 1s as
00:02:57| rock I don't think nerds ever talk about
00:03:03| their motherboards allowed yeah you think I'm the first person to say that
00:03:10| laughs like even if their board meetings and stuff they're like a motherboard and
00:03:16| they're like yeah they're like let's call ourselves and I like the CEO writes
00:03:20| down a piece of paper just slides it everyone just kind of nods hmm okay the
00:03:26| best one is a Ajit PI oh I didn't see this well that's a great new he turns
00:03:34| into a pile of shit a big transformation is it no it's just
00:03:42| a picture of him actually I think I've seen that one before but I don't see it
00:03:52| on this there's so many cuz it's Animorphs are actually legit yeah
00:03:58| Photoshop they're bad for like a 90s book it's actually like a really good
00:04:04| Photoshop yeah yeah right hey how's it Carrie Underwood what's know what's her
00:04:13| real name Sarkar Jessica Parker uh-huh yeah have to tell you okay it's good
00:04:23| it's good IIIi can't look I had a web page where I
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00:04:41| sir or ma'am mr. wonderful looks like this is a biweekly podcast it's not
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00:05:33| downloaded the Final Fantasy 15 bench benchmark test mm-hmm you know big that
00:05:42| thing was it was like 4 gigabytes for a bench test
00:05:45| Oh shucks to make sure you could play it it's coming out my birthday and I
00:05:52| haven't played one in like 4 or 5 years so don't like it's so what I almost
00:05:58| bought it um when I read it came out for whatever system that came out for and I
00:06:03| was like time to get back in I did all the research it looked awesome and then
00:06:07| I was trying to buy it I was like I can't find it anywhere and I like kept
00:06:09| researches getting high scores it just came out it's really cool I was like
00:06:13| fine I'm into it I'll buy it I'll pay the full 50 60 bucks and I looked and it
00:06:17| was like ps4 exclusives and I was like and computer right and it was like nope
00:06:23| huh game came out like 9 months ago or a year ago and they way didn't have a
00:06:28| computer port and I was kind of mad I was like everything to have a PC port
00:06:33| PCs you just automatically get all games you know I mean you usually do
00:06:38| so let me like Final Fantasy always makes me remember like I played like
00:06:41| maybe one of the games and one of my buddies had it but the game that it
00:06:45| reminds me of is phantasy star i don't know who ever played that one ph annecy
00:06:50| star and it was actually like a really good game it's the one RPG io I played
00:06:56| over and over again a little it made me feel like I had Final Fantasy but it
00:07:00| might have been a knockoff but it might have been actually just as good as a
00:07:04| Final Fantasy yeah yeah but I would like to make one correction or clarification
00:07:11| from the previous episode I wanted to say that the Olympics wasn't started
00:07:16| like by the Greeks it was but it stopped in the middle so like it was like
00:07:21| training for military and then this guy back yeah like the wealthiest guy in
00:07:26| Europe the Zappos sky I hope I think you didn't read about him sneakers hey hit
00:07:32| none of lighters I thought those lighters never know they're trying to be
00:07:36| yeah Zappos is uh him by like handbags and stuff shoes I don't know we're not
00:07:43| trying to sell that that's work I'll detract we did not say that the
00:07:50| products are awful and cheap yeah and is that that bad it's a shitty Amazon non
00:07:56| and/or so the guy in it the guy was a bus and he restarted the Olympics and he
00:08:05| was like the wealthiest guy in Europe he just wanted to see like a an event and
00:08:08| then BOOM and then his bones are buried like right in like the beginning of the
00:08:14| memorial like it's right in front of the temple or whatever you call it the
00:08:17| Olympic temple his bones he's got to eat everything about you know you don't like
00:08:24| the Olympics now that they finish they're gone yeah they really had my
00:08:28| fervor going um raging hard for her folks I had to cover
00:08:33| that burger with some lamb's wool just [Laughter]
00:08:40| so much fervor hmm I think I enjoy watching it I had it
00:08:48| on all the time just because it's something else and it's on a free I
00:08:53| ended up doing it more than other things it was breathing it was free cuz
00:08:58| over-the-air HD TV for free with new new original content brought to you by
00:09:04| Netflix not selling Netflix eyes Michael Baba but I'm not saying buy it in fact
00:09:18| it's crap it's garbage how they're the only basis I liked how did you guys get
00:09:27| any um speaking of Netflix did you guys get any new school shootings down there
00:09:30| or anything um I mean have you called Florida Texas
00:09:34| then maybe but no I met I don't know I'm after that one Oh
00:09:37| after that one this episode is about a week after the Parkland fart Lake
00:09:43| luckily Lakeland partland arca oh yes shit they even research it's been on TV
00:09:49| like Parkland well if you if you ask somebody on the street like who died
00:09:52| like they'd be like students they wouldn't know they wouldn't have names
00:09:55| I've seen some of the names what's really wild is I see a lot of the kids
00:10:00| online that survived mm-hmm they're they're talking mid shit at the NRA hey
00:10:06| I don't like Republican Talking Heads and they're getting mid publicity for it
00:10:11| like it's not it's not like someone says oh snap back no whatever and it's like a
00:10:16| meme or something like they're like it's like should we have more guns in school
00:10:22| and some of these kids are like no I just watched a teen and my friends died
00:10:25| or something and it's like you're a human piece of garbage here's an actual
00:10:29| transcript it's how much money you just got from the NRA last year and it's like
00:10:32| and everyone's like oh Dave but they're getting like hundreds of thousands of
00:10:37| retweets and yeah like no they hate to be backed by somebody though like
00:10:41| there's someone else telling them but I also thought of this there does come a
00:10:46| time or a point where someone becomes adult or someone becomes famous or
00:10:51| someone becomes in the public eye like I mean they could be becoming celebrities
00:10:56| in front of us whether it's celebrities or senators or
00:11:00| future leaders or whatever I would think they have potential I will decide hi
00:11:06| you're 30 I don't want to do anything like stuck in my ways there's still
00:11:11| there's still fire there they're like said my dude maybe six or ten or that's
00:11:20| about it many good years left hey not everybody right so I say you
00:11:25| know maybe we're watching them rise up it could be a good thing yeah you
00:11:29| imagine like six senators come from this high school or something or like a
00:11:33| future president all this other stuff like it's possible that is it is I just
00:11:41| got a good feeling about these kids I think they're gonna like did you see the
00:11:45| aam was it Rubio had to do the the meeting in Florida and talk to all these
00:11:52| people oh yeah like are you gonna stop and he's
00:11:56| like well we're gonna research stuff and someone like someone's dad's like crying
00:12:00| look at him and like from all these people and they're like he's like it
00:12:04| says last year you accepted $50,000 from the NI and something else and you won't
00:12:08| change it gun laws can you at least just stop accepting money and he goes well
00:12:12| look at everything and and and the dad's like crying and he's gonna strangle him
00:12:17| and all these people in the auditorium are like screaming and I'm like he's
00:12:21| lucky to get out of there alive you know I know we try not to get political here
00:12:27| I'm just saying from a from a human standpoint it there's definitely
00:12:32| something wrong when like you can pay you can pretty much pay off a politician
00:12:37| to write play your line it's probably not a good idea we'll put it that way
00:12:43| hey either sign I know we say that hey president of the United States from
00:12:48| Florida I was thinking you know there's never been any presidents from Florida
00:12:52| right and I looked at theirs never guessed it was like wrong I'm actually
00:12:59| he's from North Carolina but no most of them were in look Florida and I don't
00:13:05| know that we'll ever be Florida actually hmm I'm calling it now there will never
00:13:10| be a president from Florida how long this is post walk that's like it's
00:13:17| around there the video is gonna last forever indefinitely or so what does the
00:13:21| internet does oh yeah what sure they're saying the poles might
00:13:24| switch do you think I could mess up our podcast we might have every bit 4,000
00:13:30| years yeah we might have some blemishes which are purely due to poles flipping
00:13:37| north and south south and north it's so hard to keep them straight anyway kind
00:13:42| of how you got through college flipping poles right you talked about
00:13:46| spinning poles yeah sure whatever thumbs in pole you ever see a man spin
00:13:53| up a pole no you the white the barbershop yeah
00:14:01| do you think anyone ever got the barbershop pole tattooed on there uh
00:14:05| Kehoe I don't know you see that figure skater with the USA tattooed on her
00:14:10| thigh and it's just like open yeah I guess I don't know no but like penis
00:14:17| tattoos that's a thing right can you get that some dude I saw this on reddit some
00:14:23| do you tried to brand an arrow into his forearm infected well yes and they held
00:14:30| the brand for about eight or ten seconds and they said when they brand cattle
00:14:34| they only hold it for like two seconds is that the thing the thing got infected
00:14:40| and like completely burned a hole like like through the top layer of skin like
00:14:45| more than it liked it I guess they had to be like a first
00:14:47| degree burn and I'll say internet burn anybody but I think if the burn is with
00:14:54| a worked burn you can add sure is like that lightsaber kid he's scarred for
00:15:00| life emotionally was much harder like they were nerd yeah right millionaire I
00:15:07| don't know if YouTube existed he's probably raking in the cash he probably
00:15:11| just made ten thousand bucks off of us talking about him
00:15:14| a different one data but he had a penis because the arrow turned in yeah so much
00:15:28| oh yeah so I wind up on a date with a guy who uh
00:15:37| mentioned in a previous podcast like it's like friend a friend your best
00:15:40| friend ish right but but I don't know cuz once you're thirty it's not like you
00:15:45| go around meeting new people especially if you're domesticated look at animal
00:15:49| uh-huh yeah yeah lifer yeah boundaries and you have to stay within them and
00:15:53| then a lot of events you go to where other domesticated males are you don't I
00:15:58| mean they're all huddled together and then we have to figure out what things
00:16:02| we have in common whether it's sports or music or video games or something it's
00:16:05| almost like you're an inert like cloud of gas until you're not and then if
00:16:11| you're not then you have to battle like Rams and you get thrown out of your
00:16:15| house as you lose anyway a good friend of mine who was a good friend I will
00:16:24| call him James mmm like so that's a music I do and I was like that I listen
00:16:29| to really crazy music so I was like that's awesome he likes video games and
00:16:33| stuff like that is pretty cool dude so my age like everything so he keeps
00:16:38| talking about going to a concert and never go
00:16:41| last Monday it was like you want to go see intervals and I was like like
00:16:46| intervals uh-huh let me check out the ticket prices where is it then Philly
00:16:50| even like cool go go I'll do it let's do it let's go all right it's just me and
00:16:55| him like no other friends no other people like what's gonna be like we can
00:16:59| hold hands uh-huh I could sense it so I looked it up
00:17:02| $19.00 after after the Ticketmaster fees plus what I don't know it what everyone
00:17:12| I get arguable 19 bucks I have to go I like intervals whatever like he's
00:17:16| hacking the internet to get you there listen I know I had to look him up
00:17:19| myself cuz he has a I was still going one of those things where I was like
00:17:23| I'll go are you still going yeah no maybe sure okay I'm not a girl
00:17:32| submitted a bar whatever yeah get a couple drinks we're having a good time
00:17:36| there's an arcade bar we actually played a the Ninja Turtle arcade game and extra
00:17:43| versus I was like but I didn't know him so I couldn't it was hard to talk trash
00:17:49| like that I do get my humor oh my god hey hey girlie man you want me to kick
00:17:59| your ass in a dress oh I'm just kidding man I like everybody
00:18:03| you look good anyway oh man so anyway we have a good time whatever playing video
00:18:08| games having a couple of drinks go to the concert the opener was just
00:18:12| finishing up like this is awesome so next group comes out and I said what
00:18:16| the heck's the name of the group before intervals he says Jason Jason Richardson
00:18:20| group I was like all right whatever give a damn so some guys coming out and he's
00:18:26| got this like long hair he looks like a burnout and um and he's tuning guitars I
00:18:30| figure he's just the tuning guy so you'll please listen to what the to
00:18:35| shout out at the show do y'all have to shout at him but like I wanna shout good
00:18:39| thing I'm I'm sure I'm positive stuff so he picks up Sabbath he plays a Sabbath
00:18:44| riff I'm like whoa fairies wear boots or whatever you know like that would be the
00:18:50| song like I'd be like that'd be a cool song to play so he picks it up and he
00:18:54| plays this super rare song by Nick Johnston who's like well my favorite
00:18:58| arts all of remarkably human so I went Nick Jobs did remarkably human and I'm
00:19:04| looking around like do they only even knew that song and no one knows it and
00:19:07| the guy looks at me he just keeps tuning this guitar and he ignores me and I'm
00:19:11| like dude no one else is gonna get your reference like just give me my pops give
00:19:17| me some I'm on your side so like two minutes later just two other guys from
00:19:23| the other band come out and they start pick up their instruments and he's
00:19:26| playing guitar I'm like it's just Trent Richardson or Jason Richardson wherever
00:19:30| no he's like I had no idea where googling I'm like it doesn't look like
00:19:33| him fucking he starts playing remarkably human the CD and I'm like
00:19:38| I think if Nick Johnson and he's like I don't think you're talking about that I
00:19:41| I turn to the guy next to me go I don't know I'm like is this Nick Johnston and
00:19:44| he's like I don't know who you are all these people and it was it turns out is
00:19:51| Nick Johnson and he's playing my favorite CD of like the past year or two
00:19:55| or three and I was like and there's a like 150 people here and I'm like going
00:20:00| nuts I'm like this is like a secret concert that I got for 19 bucks and I
00:20:05| was like and I'm trying to help him like yo Jim this is Nick Johnson good Duke he
00:20:14| stole the whole show he was better than the next guy the Jason Richardson he was
00:20:21| better than the the main group intervals dude he killed it and the guy James
00:20:26| really enjoyed kept like Alberni like really yeah they're just so good and it
00:20:33| felt so awesome because I had always wanted to see this guy live and never
00:20:37| thought I would and uh intervals comes on it was all right
00:20:41| you know bouncing around a little bit he goes like hey we seen enough let's just
00:20:45| roll I was like yeah let's just roll whoa and he's like I'm gonna talk about
00:20:50| I was like I'm going to work in your home and we'll run a separate wait and I
00:20:54| was like he's not even the same fast-food place now no I figured I feel
00:20:59| I was pushing it too far oh yeah but I think he lives like 20 30
00:21:03| minutes away you got to play a little coy yeah and a
00:21:06| little bit so we had a great great night and I literally saw a secret concert for
00:21:12| me for $19 like how can you show up at a venue and your favorite CDs getting
00:21:18| played live that's awesome hmm really made my week I've been listening to Nick
00:21:23| Johnson now ever since Nick were those Oh Nick Johnston remarkably human it's a
00:21:30| really good sermon remarkably human you'll find it just listen to it every
00:21:37| but it's really good you know when I wrote him remarkably human I wrote it in
00:21:42| like so rash so it looks like it robot wrote it well I think skeletons
00:21:48| wrote it in his because his album cover looks like skeletons so there probably
00:21:53| don't have very good dexterity right I don't know no no that bad her skin her
00:22:00| stop getting in the way maybe they do perfect calligraphy or they completely
00:22:05| be here to here folks finally I drank quite a bit already
00:22:12| surprisingly I did not expect to just drink like all this brown water which if
00:22:19| you had to let's say a fairy came down and waved a wand over you and was like
00:22:23| from now on every time you have to poop it's just gonna disappear like I get a
00:22:28| poop and then just life your body you don't have to poop there no negative
00:22:31| side effects for the fairy comes down and ways it's one and I gotta pee and
00:22:36| there you go the bathroom it's like ding it disappears which would you rather
00:22:39| lose would you give up pooping or ping do you get the bad side of pooping too
00:22:44| like diarrhea like did Perry just take spike oh yeah but you don't get to take
00:22:50| any satisfying poop so yeah this came up like a year ago or so and with us some
00:22:57| some no I think it was alone it was a dissen berry that like a woman actually
00:23:02| posted that she was like sat like she was very satisfied with her poops and
00:23:06| then it be disturbing it would disturb her not to poop anymore yeah I think it
00:23:11| would suck he has a good one come on yeah sometimes it's just like plunk and
00:23:16| you're just like oh yeah kind of Gerdes and then like if you had it suck
00:23:27| sometimes when like right you have diarrhea or something going on or it's
00:23:31| like the fifth time today something I ate something like that's I wouldn't
00:23:35| mind losing that like if you've been peeing is super awesome - yes times it
00:23:41| is very when you're super drunk can you just have so much used I would think of
00:23:46| it as like puking and pooping like it's those are the two things that
00:23:50| define whether you're sick or not like if you could never say like I puke my
00:23:54| guts out or like where's Paul Oh like people would never
00:24:00| like trying to one-up you if he said like I was just sick and what but I mean
00:24:07| puking kind of stocks say that oh it don't Lee does okay good yeah there's no
00:24:13| well do you think bulimic satisfaction from that uh I bet they feel satisfied
00:24:18| immediately after okay puke it's in the then that it's already done you're
00:24:24| nervous you can get screwed up so that you feel like they were like your your
00:24:27| throat is your Uranus and like you're if you're bulimic you probably might feel
00:24:33| good who knows don't you think so Nick neck
00:24:43| comparison what I hear you that's not change the way you burp as
00:24:52| long as possible I think sex really weird or all that
00:24:59| yeah I mean about react to this one more say you're watching a porn out you're
00:25:13| like you gotta let alone time yeah I don't watch pornos next if you were
00:25:18| forced to at gunpoint okay then I would for the life of you
00:25:24| understand yes and you got like seven videos in you start getting into weirder
00:25:29| weirder stuff cuz you're gonna by connected videos huh do you find one
00:25:32| you're like this is the one and then in the middle of the porn video someone who
00:25:38| looks exactly like you in fact you think it's you walks out in front of the
00:25:42| camera looks directly into your eyes and says stop what you're doing before it's
00:25:47| too late and they look at the camera for a little
00:25:50| bit to make sure you stop cuz I'm sure everyone would stop at that point
00:25:53| probably are they woman no no it's you and it's just you walk out clothes in
00:25:58| front of this sex scene you stop I don't arouse myself so I have I'd have to stop
00:26:03| but it close to I mean it's really not sexy something weird is going on
00:26:08| and then you're like hold on maybe it's a loose nation so you're trying to
00:26:12| figure it out you pause the video and rewind to the exact spot where you
00:26:16| appeared on screen mm-hm and you can see yourself coming
00:26:18| back on screen again I was thinking you're gonna say they're livestream of
00:26:23| all of a sudden it to you on the screen and then like all these women are really
00:26:30| enjoying you here it happens you're fully clothed you walk in front of the
00:26:39| poor now like in front of the camera you know I don't know what the imminent
00:26:44| dangerous it's like it might be nothing maybe just someone who looks like you
00:26:49| and it's a spoopy important that decided this would be great as part of their I'm
00:26:55| gonna stop doing the drug thing because there's no way I finish there's no way
00:27:04| that I finished that's how that the full sentence have you put it together
00:27:08| without the pause okay but I do maybe not I don't know depends maybe weird
00:27:16| seeing yourself on video anywhere where you weren't know and I thought would it
00:27:21| be weirder if you try to pause it and you went back in it with missing i'm
00:27:25| panderers i comment she shows your you and my our faces together right in the
00:27:29| middle o looking at the camera like you should stop this yeah that no that
00:27:33| happened last time that i was forced to watch porn it an advertisement happened
00:27:38| to right in the middle and i was like was the ad do you remember that's
00:27:43| probably like penis enlargement or something stupid oh okay well that's not
00:27:47| that bad i mean if it works if it was like an ad where a child is getting into
00:27:51| a car seat it's like your children before they die and that's like I don't
00:28:03| have to tell me that the end you know make sure the seat belts are tight
00:28:09| enough when they wear a winter jacket sometimes properly placed them in the
00:28:16| seat and you're just okay shoulder straps go over the shoulder
00:28:21| to losing it here well I think it I think it is time everyone buckle yeah oh
00:28:38| yeah it you're tall enough to ride this ride I wait so long for this moment
00:28:50| now that it's come now you just need a snack and huh yeah I need some napkins
00:28:59| it's all tissues I'll take a real tiny t-shirt here oh yeah a lot of tiny did
00:29:06| you sitting right next to the computer yeah yeah a single tear that's the size
00:29:12| of the tissue perfectly this place is all the water it's like it's like when
00:29:18| you cut yourself with a razor in this little blood spot and you have a little
00:29:21| it's like they cover up all the tears they're just a sprinkling of napkins
00:29:26| tissues sorry I'm french-canadian this why you said when you shave and cut
00:29:30| yourself oh I thought you're gonna pick somebody that was a an Olympic athlete
00:29:38| cuz they're kind of celebrities nope these are real celebrities these
00:29:42| actually are famous for a reason not because they play sports or games yeah
00:29:48| these are celebrities that we've all looked up to since we were children
00:29:52| leaders in the community people who help out people who really affect our lives
00:29:57| not Olympians my name brand is over we challenge Harry from Harry and the
00:30:04| Hendersons mmm Alf it's a cable hmm
00:30:13| Alf does Ned know much Erinyes he's all hair volumetric Lee he's smaller right
00:30:19| but he's also more puppet like so I think Harry has a bigger advantage he's
00:30:25| more you can use narrow and animals oh man would be covered in both in there
00:30:34| like his hair so thick I don't think it would get to the root for hairy Alf has
00:30:39| some some skin on its face I think it could slowly migrate over his scalp what
00:30:46| would Harry look like without here oh my god I wouldn't want that coming at me
00:30:50| like I think it's scarier than a sasquatch would his junk look like oh
00:30:58| man swinging ooh where's that jonquils like he's an alien
00:31:03| [Music] you got something weird going on here
00:31:06| see both of them look like hairless cats there are many hairy a aliens out there
00:31:11| like no one ever portrays an alien is hairy I did out was real I think huh
00:31:17| well anyway we're gonna donate as many pounds of hair as dollars to a charity
00:31:24| of the winners whatever dude yeah since they're fictitious I don't
00:31:29| know how I'll take it I will agree to that yes you'll double the money yeah
00:31:36| quadruple the amount of hair I will remove from my body oh it's like
00:31:46| Chewbacca I think Chewbacca and Harry would
00:31:48| probably have a good probably but she's blocking might be ray over there in the
00:31:54| future maybe maybe uh word of the day is speciesism hmm I thought it was a funny
00:32:03| word because you can be prejudiced against something for it being a
00:32:06| different species like prejudice against cows or orangutans it's interesting that
00:32:14| I saw an entire with the PDR well that was like 4000 terms long how many
00:32:20| sections and I was like really I couldn't find an individual species
00:32:26| that's prejudiced and had a name impose prejudice be she's well I was thinking
00:32:31| more like um giraffe asanas someone who's prejudiced against her Ennis
00:32:37| I found out word like that oh these as my word a good find one like raccoons
00:32:43| like it's prejudiced against ranked most
00:32:46| people are because they go through their job you tell I was watching the Olympics
00:32:50| and South Korea has a raccoon lounge where you get to play with raccoons
00:32:56| while you get your drinks really yeah and they look cute and cuddly and I was
00:33:00| like this isn't the raccoon that I know well you know rabies is incurable past a
00:33:05| certain point it is you don't know this I didn't know that yeah that's why it's
00:33:11| one of the more deadly diseases if you get rabies and it lasts was a cycle like
00:33:16| six days four days a week I have no idea whatever the cycle is once it get past
00:33:20| the part where you start fearing wood or maybe is nothing right do you hear
00:33:25| people get rabid right thing soon that's why as soon as you get attacked by any
00:33:31| wild animal they want to get rabies shot because if they don't get to it within
00:33:37| it's in your brain you will die from rabies really after yeah after a certain
00:33:43| point it's got like a hundred percent kill rate mortality rate yeah thank you
00:33:48| to bring science to something good apparently you don't know yes okay
00:33:53| raised the problem is I think rabies is so it's kind of good and noticeable it
00:34:01| it's rare but it's also weird like who foams at the mouth fears wood or
00:34:05| scratches whatever - oh it's weird you have animal scratches like you know what
00:34:09| I mean everyone's like give him the rabies shot we got in the back one my
00:34:14| third grade school said he had rabies and he was like spitting at the mouth he
00:34:17| did not have rabies but it wasn't anyone I know it's funny because I told my mom
00:34:22| and my mom called his mom and they made one of those like well what's your son
00:34:26| okay and it's like oh because he has rabies the aliens 48 hours yeah dead
00:34:35| Jennifer you don't want your kid to be dead from Raley's
00:34:46| [Music] ah everything here oh man good good
00:34:56| finish that was perfectly sink which is an episode right now well I wanted to
00:35:02| talk about the one thing that I did yesterday if I got the super tiny
00:35:09| expensive thing that I just needed to insert right into my computer which was
00:35:15| this how you bought it yeah I know what I bought I bought the super version so
00:35:19| there's like the whole the Evo Samsung what's different don't mean the
00:35:26| difference is that this is like 10 times faster than the other one how fast is it
00:35:30| I think it's like 36 hundred megabytes per second well what are they usually
00:35:37| don't usually go buddy rpm nah what are you talking about mechanical age what is
00:35:42| this say silver bronze gold platinum ultra
00:35:47| platinum hard drive is measured rpms right a standard mechanical hard drive
00:35:55| on electro one that's NAND NAND is a hundred so this is like 30 times faster
00:36:03| earlier is that why you didn't have the last part of the prepared as much you're
00:36:13| busy preparing your numbers on your SSD oh no I'm happy what's it I mean uh 500
00:36:20| gigabytes is is $200 this is fucker geek let you know yeah it's not bad I ever
00:36:31| made like 480 bucks it's a 500 gig it's funny because I moved files from the
00:36:35| shitty harddrive some of that one and then I didn't have a reason to use it
00:36:38| yet but I was like I'm just gonna copy files onto the same Drive even though
00:36:42| they're the same just to watch it and it was faster a lot faster I was like oh no
00:36:49| but I will I will feel the speed how good that's exactly what I will do
00:36:55| oh yeah that games gonna run butter super super smooth I can't wait to load
00:37:00| faster than you and just be playing the game and be like whee
00:37:04| just be waiting I have four monitors that are 1k peace fair enough yeah yeah
00:37:17| yeah yeah I'm immersed I understand they're all around me what if I have a
00:37:24| go the next active backwards I change something because I'm downloading two
00:37:27| resolutions I don't know they had shit there's a game that my my room I played
00:37:33| that is like command or some shit I don't fucking know but uh like
00:37:38| deliberately had like the game and like a mini map that was on the second screen
00:37:42| like it was intended to have two screens that's pretty cool yeah except the game
00:37:46| sucked like it had no I like watching him play it was incredibly boring but
00:37:54| that's how it goes so Samsung SSD it doesn't suck
00:37:59| I mean that's pretty good its price it's supposed to be the best it was $200 off
00:38:06| of some place that didn't charge tax I'm not going to mention that website
00:38:10| because I feel like something that usually sits in your refrigerator or
00:38:14| like as soon as you open the door not butter the other one Marjorie no you
00:38:22| don't keep your chicken periods up they're new yeah yeah well yeah like it
00:38:30| was I got credit there yeah did you did you did you get the this is a personal
00:38:39| talk here you guys can shut off now everyone PC talk we get a little hot
00:38:46| under the collar the city makes actually a major nerd yeah but then I'm like oh
00:38:56| except that in know the speed of hard drives apparently that says D yeah
00:39:00| excuse rotations per minute so what you what did you did you I had a deal for a
00:39:07| hundred bucks for that fiber gig not because this is a different form factor
00:39:12| it plugs right and it's got like a I know m2 slot or whatever
00:39:16| yeah yeah no I didn't I didn't pull the trigger on anything
00:39:20| I've been here's my big problem you get excited a little too wait no so I get
00:39:25| excited for um statistics the new games coming out with 4k technology I'm
00:39:30| thinking I could use a 4k monitor right hmm I'm sure like yeah what's that I
00:39:35| could get one for formula box course a decent I've done not done oh boy you get
00:39:41| a whole new upgrade it's ridiculous hold on I'm not done I'm the doctor this is
00:39:46| the problem i over clock my processor which was I bought it bigger than I
00:39:50| needed to I do it okay I'll do it I'm a man i over clock my RAM because there's
00:39:56| a setting to whatever I'm like it's 16 gigs of RAM I over pocket because why
00:40:00| not like everything I have is streamlined fast you can hear it why no
00:40:05| boron no it's it's fairly quiet here's no good one bottleneck and it's a pretty
00:40:12| important one my video card for 970 970 yeah now 1980s came out but 10 80s came
00:40:21| out and seventies came out and now they're thinking of a new one yeah like
00:40:26| ridiculous yeah problem is if you are a 4k gaming I
00:40:29| probably need a new video card so now I need to buy a monitor and a video card
00:40:36| oh and crypto mining has ruined the video card you can buy one because it's
00:40:45| so ridiculous what there shouldn't be if we're not in
00:40:50| price since I bought it we bought it at around the same time in a mine was what
00:40:57| got the nine seven nine yeah get the box it's good kinda wanna pull it out
00:41:02| whooping and Wayne so I also have SLI I could run to nine 70s yeah I could do
00:41:08| that but mine was a special edition oh you have that too in a special edition
00:41:13| yeah not gonna happen buy it and it's overpriced now anyway yeah thing the
00:41:19| same you do now is you did three years ago or whatever right luckily I owned a
00:41:25| big stock and I've held it for a long time
00:41:28| yeah that's crazy how's it going up crazy
00:41:31| it's like 30 times only crap holy crap it has gone up a lot that's why I sold
00:41:38| out hmm okay to our yeah that's good five minute
00:41:46| we got excited we got a little excited there about technology Oh PC chatter
00:41:52| anyway come back everyone who was I should I got a I got to start writing
00:41:59| down my words cuz I had word word of the day it was right there and I just just a
00:42:04| little Miss a little amiss oh it ineffectual that was good one because my
00:42:10| my son had this bottle and like usually like he liked wine so he tries to throw
00:42:15| it and this time he didn't even like pick it up he lifts he kind of lift it
00:42:19| up and just kind of like tossed it and he looked at me like you know that means
00:42:23| but I was like yeah but I was like that didn't really I didn't really hit a
00:42:27| chord and he like he's he's learning my batteries yeah yeah he recently
00:42:34| celebrated some happy events is he you have a good time is the pain you're
00:42:38| asked more now is he he's becoming too smart now I guess they understand if
00:42:44| they can like pull your strings emotionally and they start trying to
00:42:48| figure out if they can make you do stuff boundaries is the big thing yeah right
00:42:53| and when they can when crying works maybe this will work when this doesn't
00:42:57| work crying work that when that doesn't work there's a third thing work when
00:43:00| that doesn't work this aggression work like they're like Jesus I like clapping
00:43:04| the switches they're just like rapidly like I said no I didn't say try a new
00:43:15| way to get it yeah like I'll learn eventually let's talk about disease like
00:43:23| what do you want to talk about disease for huh
00:43:25| I've what what aspects the worst the best the best disease how about that one
00:43:30| off the list of nine or eight or seven that shows up every seven worst diseases
00:43:36| in history did you know how they did that because everyone copied the exact
00:43:40| same list are they from the CDC or some car
00:43:43| no they all just copy the same list I tried to figure out if it was buying
00:43:47| number deaths per year that would be one data set mm-hmm no they say they all
00:43:52| used a conformed data set that used number of deaths per year mortality rate
00:44:00| once you've contracted the disease the disease spreading how new it is and how
00:44:05| much of a pandemic it could become but it's like the game pandemic like if it's
00:44:10| two definitely played yeah well well I guess there's two part in that I think
00:44:16| there's two versions plague a pandemic huh this plate plague someone with the
00:44:22| planes and ships and all you have to transpose pandemic I think maybe the
00:44:28| same guy made two different games for the people who use different Burbridge
00:44:32| yeah such as you and myself Oh play probably
00:44:37| came from yeah well the point I was making is that if it's too deadly it
00:44:41| doesn't go anywhere so like the deadliest thing known to man
00:44:44| prior killed but somebody dead killed itself honestly it probably wouldn't
00:44:49| though you don't think it would spread anyway I think it would kill off a
00:44:55| village like if it dropped in New York City it might kill off all of New York
00:44:59| City but then you don't think it would spread people go in and out of New York
00:45:03| every day if it was too deadly if it killed somebody in like an hour like
00:45:07| it's not gonna go these usually take at least a week or so yeah what is the
00:45:15| fastest disease DeMille yeah what's that's security didn't look that up
00:45:19| interesting all right and I'll go over a little bit here you look up the disease
00:45:25| that kills the fastest no no diseases I can kill within 21 at 24 hours one whole
00:45:33| day is one Bellaire form and uh yeah mission impossible to it created two
00:45:43| diseases or they created a disease and the cure I already see to was I sell
00:45:51| flowers he rides a motorcycle it kicks everyone's death I get distracted now
00:45:55| I'm gonna search plummet Penelope Cruz well she's up
00:45:59| there in my list yeah she's a hot looker in this one
00:46:05| everyone hates Mission Possible too because it was all crap but I thought it
00:46:08| was one of the funniest and movies ever seen there are actually a lot of
00:46:12| diseases that will kill you in 24 hours but I don't want to listen I don't want
00:46:16| to say them all I'm trying to summarize them is it offensive where you find a
00:46:20| popular one what I've heard of then what I mean there's mersa well SaLuSa go with
00:46:25| MRSA which is like oh yeah staph resistant bacteria yeah yeah so actually
00:46:32| kills what I think I think I had MRSA rolling I know I've seen people that
00:46:38| have had it and like it starts eating away their skin like it's almost like a
00:46:41| lump it's yeah it's like their leprosy comedy
00:46:44| everything is that when your finger and I think a guy who I knew my girlfriend's
00:46:52| ex-girlfriends friend in college he got it from the Schuylkill River the
00:46:56| Christiana River yeah he is heroic and it got on his leg or his arm I've read
00:47:00| just like totally hate the skin but I mean it was awful but he was fine didn't
00:47:05| kill till exactly like physically cut off chunks of skin turn it see him right
00:47:10| I don't know because he's I don't think I know we call him with like big chunk
00:47:18| of skin this thing grow back I don't know there's a list of them though
00:47:25| there's a lot of them I can kill you in are like I don't even want to mention
00:47:34| them because they don't count it doesn't count it's not a bug it's not a virus
00:47:37| it's not a bacteria like stroke like stroke is will kill you immediately but
00:47:42| that's not yeah that's not a bug bubonic plague that's a good one it says it's on
00:47:51| the list meningitis center of Australia
00:47:56| if you trust Australia's scientific community ago oh well oh shit Australia
00:48:04| come on did you know between the 17 1800 s in Australia they had a little thing
00:48:08| called smallpox mmm which is still around well hold on
00:48:12| would British people were colonizing Australia it was fucking British people
00:48:18| built 50% of the Aborigines Wow those natives man the native the air kills how
00:48:24| do you think oh yeah they said that about yeah the same thing Native
00:48:28| Americans got killed by the s smallpox and then things brutal man it Mars your
00:48:33| face and scars you all up and just if it's not a good not a good disease you
00:48:37| don't want that disease what are you're a crazy one malaria there are 500
00:48:43| million cases a year now that could be the same case again if you didn't die
00:48:48| from it a year laughter yep but there are constantly 500 million cases per
00:48:54| year in the world what was the number of deaths I actually didn't have a number
00:48:58| you haven't for malaria 2 million per year died of malaria
00:49:01| hermos bars have it died from it unless it takes 10 years and like that sucks
00:49:08| yeah well again like 2 million doesn't have a reference like how many people
00:49:14| how often do you think someone dies from malaria in the world like if you a good
00:49:20| point not in America none Canada Mexico Africa Africa yeah but but like if you
00:49:26| had some if you had 2 million people in front of you how often would someone die
00:49:31| from that like like the people that are going to die like if you had a whole
00:49:36| like the whole years worth of deaths and they're all standing in front of you
00:49:39| like 2 million people are running your diet yeah and they're all going to die
00:49:43| like how often would they fall now uh-huh yeah every 20 seconds someone
00:49:50| would fall down really yeah so that's someone dying every like three people
00:49:55| dying a minute that's a crazy number that's pretty crazy and that's not even
00:50:01| like this the biggest disease now what we're talking about right now these are
00:50:05| all called pandemics because they're global diseases we're not talking about
00:50:09| like but on pandemic is Greek for all people Wow well that was weird because
00:50:20| it doesn't even say that we're disease or anything
00:50:23| why I think it's like Pangaea I guess it's all genius like all land or yeah
00:50:33| there's some other use of pan today that I listen to I forget it was on a podcast
00:50:36| light I'm gonna say it now I'm gonna say it
00:50:41| damn it Danny pan ambiguous oh so I look up like aids right now it's estimated
00:50:50| thirty six point seven million people have AIDS
00:50:53| how many 130 points out thirty six point seven
00:50:57| I mean I it's a huge number but then you start coming out with black plague which
00:51:02| we might discuss it which doesn't sound crazy
00:51:05| so black plague or age thirty six point seven million people have it this is a
00:51:14| infections reported a year it's one of those is like how many people died that
00:51:20| you obeyed I'd say like half a million 1 million Wow okay I saw as same right are
00:51:27| you you're in the ballpark no you got the idea it's not like forty million or
00:51:30| all of them died it's like 1 million of the 36 that reportedly have it die every
00:51:37| year so one of those things that they purportedly say is mostly related it to
00:51:42| the gays but that I don't know if that's necessarily true and Africa right yeah
00:51:48| Africa it's like all sorts of rumors about it but like it's one of those ones
00:51:51| that I wait at least a little true yeah it's one of those ones that like if you
00:51:56| have it and you're your viewer I'll so you're like sexually active it's like
00:52:03| it's like ooh like I don't I don't know but I don't know like it's it is innate
00:52:08| try someone with murder someone people who deliberately had sex because your
00:52:13| sex would be when you have AIDS yeah I think they did I think they did
00:52:17| and I found they found that person guilty because they wanted I think if
00:52:23| you knowingly have a disease you're not allowed to transmit it if you know what
00:52:27| if you have like a little little bumps on your peepee you're like that illegal
00:52:31| I have no idea maybe it is there like a small claims court
00:52:39| yeah you have to ask your woman so in the middle of all these terrible
00:52:48| diseases I decided you know if there's a disease that will make me a better human
00:52:53| being it doesn't exist and someone decided to name a disease best disease
00:53:03| someone named one that yeah I guess it was the best name it this causes
00:53:09| blindness a genetic condition some that you're born with and I just it affects
00:53:21| your eye and eventually you go blind you can you read writers watch today get
00:53:25| three nice to see and it does the one thing very simple yeah but what an
00:53:31| asshole hey calls a best disease you're sure
00:53:35| you've got the best disease like you won't see any here know what a dick how
00:53:45| do you do that the best one yeah and people will be like you can't tell
00:53:52| people like what you have thank god doc so what like nothing you'll go blind
00:54:04| oh oh that's terrible moment silence moment of silence for
00:54:13| those with the best disease yeah I had a moment and I I can help myself okay I
00:54:28| didn't want to touch someone also resistant mmm-hmm Mike how the body
00:54:35| defends itself or what we can talk about that um the most dangerous diseases are
00:54:41| the ones and I notice all of them seem to do this Ebola attacks
00:54:47| not t-cells um dendrites I think though the bet the dendrites are like nerves
00:54:54| that transmit to other nerves it's the same thing in your brain like if you
00:54:59| can't transmit through the dendrites then you can't think I thought what a
00:55:03| bowl does different dendrite there's a the immune system in the human body
00:55:11| hands on like it's the different cells that are considered good guys like white
00:55:19| blood cells t-cells mm-hmm I think and right is one that sounds dendritic
00:55:23| scenario so dented right I'm telling it wasn't I don't think it was the nerve I
00:55:31| know you're talking about there is dendrites in the brain yeah yeah I think
00:55:35| this is a cell that's more of a um when there's invasion by foreign bodies this
00:55:42| is just one of the I call it the body's there's like a b-cell I think like
00:55:46| there's no it's not B cell that is as a thing - I'm telling you there are like
00:55:53| like one causes inflammation one cause things if you um kurz extend there's
00:55:59| like a stun cuz that it occurs over okay there's expand the YouTube video people
00:56:07| if you want on Ebola yeah and I thought you're looking at uh I was searching
00:56:24| it could be 92 could be 16 look up every cell involved in immunity immunity cells
00:56:32| immunity cells it's all 34 anyway dendritic your allow you feed your sites
00:56:43| yeah well was it I'll say the sentence because it sounds ridiculous when I read
00:56:48| it the innate leukocytes include the fascia sites macrophages neutrophils and
00:56:55| dendritic cells dendritic must be the ones that hang out near this again
00:57:00| I think dendritic cells probably protect your nerves sure we really we're both
00:57:05| right is that what you want - sure uh yeah anyway um you see me are you with
00:57:12| my wife now oh my god [Laughter]
00:57:19| but most of these really crazy infectious diseases whether it's eight
00:57:25| malaria Ebola a lot of them tend to hide from the immune stuff by attacking the
00:57:33| immune system at least attacking the immune system part that has to
00:57:37| communicate with the rest of the immune system like there's these guys that hang
00:57:40| around like the bodyguards and they kind of like body up on anything that seems
00:57:44| foreign in the body and then from there they send out messages that say like hey
00:57:49| I got some homeys over here let's let's crack down and then things like T cells
00:57:54| and stuff show up and then like white blood cells and like all these crazy
00:57:57| things start coming and swarm in and just beat the hell out of it and just
00:58:00| destroy it mm-hmm think these really deadly viruses
00:58:05| do is they attack the t-cells whether it's the body guard or whoever they
00:58:11| attack him and they they they take his body and they started using it all the
00:58:16| resources all the ATP builds up although in order it has energy whatever they
00:58:23| start reproducing like crazy and the whole time they reproduce and nothing
00:58:27| nothing Crazy's getting sent out to the rest of the body so it doesn't react to
00:58:31| it and meanwhile you can have millions of these little cells that are filling
00:58:35| up with the virus and eventually they have a burst at once and now instead of
00:58:39| million million viruses or whatever exploding all over the body because I'm
00:58:45| replicating crazier as they seem to always target the liver not all of them
00:58:50| but um malaria did typhus did I think colera did I could be wrong on a couple
00:58:55| these something liver it filtered your blood or something right it does get
00:59:02| that love filter cops hostas and toxin here but they all seem to go to the
00:59:08| liver I don't know about AIDS and they go there and like they wreak havoc upon
00:59:14| liver and a lot of them potentially a lot of these things eat up the cells and
00:59:19| cause you to bleed out look at sting normal amount yeah right see body starts
00:59:26| pumping in water and blood into these areas and it's the cell lining is rips
00:59:30| like all these cells are messed up so it just floods the area and that's why you
00:59:35| lose most of your water your body's you become dehydrated you have diarrhea your
00:59:39| breathing like all that stuff happens to you have you ever seen like um I think
00:59:43| there's like a like penicillin when they use it on bacterial cells like viruses
00:59:49| Mona I'm viruses but like the cells that cause disease bacteria yeah it would it
00:59:55| would literally like rip apart their like their skin
00:59:57| I like their skin would burst right that what penicillin does because they all do
01:00:02| something different penicillin must get inside the bacteria and then you rode
01:00:07| the walls so everything inside the bacteria was doing all this work is just
01:00:11| like yeah it makes it yeah it makes it like all kind of funky and then they
01:00:15| start like absorbing water and then just Boop so they have all different kinds of
01:00:19| antibacterial antibiotics and they all do different things one of them does
01:00:22| something like that it rips over the cells so that guess what you're screwed
01:00:25| it pops like a balloon makes me laugh [Laughter]
01:00:31| there's a bunch that actually make the bacteria slow down but they must have
01:00:37| some connectors in them to connect to everything excited so so just becomes
01:00:40| like glue like all these little everything they're setting like their
01:00:43| messages inside everything they want to do get rid of waste like everything is
01:00:47| they sticks this thing so it's like this big sticky bomb it's like they can't do
01:00:51| anything so they can't reproduce they can't move they can't do anything they
01:00:55| can't get rid of waste so they just sit there and don't do anything and then
01:00:58| eventually the what sells everything hmm okay they marinade right all right and
01:01:03| there's a whole bunch of other stuff that antibiotics do but certain cells
01:01:08| large tricks to get rid of it like um there's certain bacteria that now have a
01:01:12| pump yeah if they can get rid of antibiotics it's like to shoot it out
01:01:16| yeah right before they can do all this and it's like whoa how do they do yeah
01:01:21| you son of a bitch but obviously that bacteria is gonna survive and teach
01:01:25| other bacteria that's the craziest thing is that you
01:01:29| have not only is this like a human trait is that it's like a mammalian trait so
01:01:34| all the mammals on the world can get these diseases and as humans were morons
01:01:40| because we're feeding cattle like millions of cattle these antibacterial
01:01:46| medications that we use and pigs and pigs and they allow them to Jenny like
01:01:53| just mutate all these bacteria you're creating a superbike we're creating a
01:01:57| superbug right now right it's only a matter of time before it takes flight
01:02:03| like changes swine flu or avian flu and then it hits us and then all of a sudden
01:02:08| we don't have any antibiotics that are working on it yeah well that's the great
01:02:12| fear is that we will we've created M and D are men constant drugs multi
01:02:20| drug-resistant okay same idea um we've created all these strains there actually
01:02:27| is an MDR TB tuberculosis that's out there's an MDR there's a couple nd ours
01:02:31| that around that no one really can use antibiotics to get rid of hmm and it's a
01:02:37| little scary but those are I want to say common antibiotics readily available
01:02:43| ones yeah even even top-secret once I think there's a name for the one that
01:02:47| they use like use it in hospitals yeah there's um my son had a potential for
01:02:54| something I'll go through a personal story good so like it my son had like an
01:02:59| issue with breathing and respiratory stuff it was not related but what they
01:03:03| do is they test his like where his spine would be because he's still in like he
01:03:08| was very young at the moment so like they they test his spinal fluid to see
01:03:11| if he has some sort of like infection in his nerves and spinal fluid and like
01:03:15| when they do that your skin naturally has all of these I figure what they're
01:03:20| called but they have they're like it's bacteria but it has like all sorts of
01:03:24| nasty nasty stuff on top of it like your body naturally defends itself because it
01:03:28| has a layer of skin to protect it so when they test his spine they puncture
01:03:32| through his skin and then they suck up these cells so the the cells that are on
01:03:37| the top of the skin show that he has a viral infection so I think it was like
01:03:40| bang Mison or something that they pumped
01:03:42| through them because they were unsure of if they had costed themselves or if you
01:03:46| actually had this infection they don't that chicken or the egg type thing yeah
01:03:50| we did we caused it that's thing or did we but I did they
01:03:55| did cause it via testing but they have these like secret weapons in the
01:03:58| hospital that they control personally right they have a crazy would you say it
01:04:04| was called something Meissen think of this is Meissen is it also a antibiotic
01:04:08| so mmm-hmm for my tooth wasn't that mice and it was a different license but on so
01:04:14| they they have these secret weapons they don't sell to the general public because
01:04:18| they like to keep them yeah because people only take half their dosage and
01:04:21| then flush it down the toilet right or take them for no reason because they
01:04:26| have a cold or something yeah a virus yep it doesn't help right so all these
01:04:30| things create these super bacteria and I think the ultimate thought is on one
01:04:37| level that will create this one bacteria that's resistant everything to wipe out
01:04:45| lack that sorry yes I know like that happened between 1347 and 1353 in your
01:04:53| sorry you have an elsewhere over arrived years yeah this is the big it had many
01:04:59| recurrences before many recurrences after a small it's big it's big hit
01:05:04| movie was Black Death 147 in other companies 75 million people were killed
01:05:12| in that time so that is it that it was one third of the population in Europe I
01:05:18| don't know world not the world everyone says the world it was just in Europe but
01:05:22| but still I read it was up to like 60% of Europe that my way 1500 it is when I
01:05:29| read but like I bring it back to like there's like if there's 2 million people
01:05:39| that are going to die pull area in front of you someone's gonna die every 20
01:05:43| seconds like the other version is like if you're in Europe and you have a
01:05:47| family of your parent haven't you yeah eight or and their siblings are very
01:05:53| rape sure lost you probably have like one
01:05:56| remaining member of your family if you're lucky that's nuts if you think of
01:06:00| it so your mom your aunt your two brothers you one sister your other
01:06:04| sister almost died but she didn't in fact you got hit by a car the first car
01:06:08| ever and you're like my god it hurt anyone left like people just died
01:06:15| because wants it if the crazy thing is like if you used to live in a city that
01:06:19| dense like you riilu in New York City and like people start dying of this
01:06:23| disease you have to lock yourself up and not touch anybody I guess or do you
01:06:28| think some people were naturally immune it doesn't really show up they don't
01:06:31| talk about that carriers I'll talk about myself because I got mono my first year
01:06:38| of college I don't know if you remember this I went to my first college party
01:06:43| and some would say hey man drink this and I said what is it and they go
01:06:47| everybody so I drank that stupid thing and I immediately like I got super
01:06:55| hammered I went home felt fine for the first
01:06:58| portion of the night and then I was out like I I almost like don't remember the
01:07:03| like the next two or three weeks because I was asleep so it's like certain things
01:07:10| Rios going with that what would you say before that sorry oh
01:07:14| yeah carriers I always blame my uh my high school girlfriend cuz she was a
01:07:19| carrier of mono and she wouldn't admit it
01:07:21| she'd say that I don't mono mono and then like a year later she like she
01:07:26| texted me she's like you I do I'm a carrier come on you know take from her I
01:07:31| remember this a little bit right yeah so how did that make you more
01:07:34| susceptible to get sick it's why not one year apart like mono cans like you can
01:07:38| sit in your system until yeah like I can be a carrier had nothing to do with the
01:07:42| party it was her mama they eventually activated I don't know I
01:07:46| doubt that it if it was it would felt like it was ever clear because it was
01:07:49| that's burned we don't let's way down so like think surviving and alcohol it's
01:07:53| very unlikely but like alcohol can be a trigger for starting a disease really
01:07:58| yeah if you if you weaken your own immune system to a point where the
01:08:02| disease can then proliferate the life okay yeah you can take it'll take charge
01:08:08| and I think that's what happened well what's interesting is so not to bring it
01:08:15| back to break it down black death bubonic plague spread by rats fleas all
01:08:21| that good stuff one third of the population eventually got it and died
01:08:27| from it the thing that I was gonna say um do you remember h1n1 I'm gonna I'm
01:08:35| gonna bring it back to that in two seconds all right the one thing that I I
01:08:38| went to Pompeii in Rome near Rome Italy and I had to mention it cuz I whatever
01:08:45| yeah yeah the way their study was designed which I always thought was
01:08:50| pretty awesome so they literally had like like all these little like I would
01:08:56| say villas yeah like a little like apartment kind of things that were like
01:08:59| two stories tall and their streets were designed to be like you know two or
01:09:03| three feet deep so you would literally like dump your garbage all your shit
01:09:08| like right in the middle the street and then they'd wait for it to rain and then
01:09:12| the rain would just wash it away right I guess the angle yeah yeah yeah but their
01:09:17| city was designed on a slope so that it would carry it away eventually well like
01:09:23| if you live like in a I don't ya around what will 1840 1850s I don't think that
01:09:31| it's much better well the boo boo Manik plague is
01:09:37| probably yeah there's no way they have like sewage or anything like taking the
01:09:42| trash away just laying around yeah so like very um transmitted through dead
01:09:49| bodies yeah so you have all these dead bodies people have to handle them
01:09:53| there's no way to dispose of them all this stuff spreads rapidly yeah hold up
01:09:59| what if there was a disease that kill people where it wasn't a hundred percent
01:10:03| kill rate mmm but it was a hundred percent handle the dead body rate when
01:10:10| they run into a bit of a problem the government it can't be like fine we'll
01:10:13| double your salary well triple it no so then all these bodies start piling up
01:10:18| what they do do man you'd have entire cities just evacuated
01:10:23| there'd be dead bodies everywhere how did you walk away leave you will repeat
01:10:28| one has been adjourned I hope you ate like five hundred thousand a year to
01:10:31| come pick up some dead bodies and even then would you do it for 500k here say
01:10:36| there's a tear in your suit I'd pretend to do it since it was a government job
01:10:40| [Laughter] doing it yeah
01:10:47| bring us a dead body that does have the disease it's like why I killed somebody
01:10:50| and I injected them with a virus yeah I'd rather do that hmm some crazy stuff
01:10:59| so you're on h1n1 flu yeah and we're not that avian or is that flu swine flu is
01:11:05| that a mix that's a V and I think actually it says h5n1 cuz they killed
01:11:10| they killed off so many yeah well so let's say hold on let's say on Zika even
01:11:16| oh that's exactly where I was going because it's his Olympics Brazil
01:11:20| everything becomes a hot topic yeah so Zika kill 1.5 million people in the
01:11:26| world I did I don't think that since it started it's it that was over 15 years
01:11:39| about it like five five or nine double-check me I will
01:11:47| what should these cliques do I trust the most
01:11:49| none of them but just keep talking because this is garbage
01:11:56| well what I'm getting at is them that that seems like a high number but over
01:12:00| the course of the entire disease it's not that high a number I think it was in
01:12:06| the media like it was wildfire like things were crazy
01:12:09| well even let's go bird flu because I actually have a number for that it says
01:12:14| like 50,000 people were killed by bird flu in the world which isn't really that
01:12:17| much not at all it was literally the biggest talk in the
01:12:22| world it was gonna end the world's the superbug to kill superbugs it's gonna
01:12:26| spread like wildfire meanwhile the Black Death killed one out
01:12:30| of every three people in Horsham millions of people
01:12:34| right just 75 million people that's crazy
01:12:38| so my thinking is that any super boat we get that's resistant to bacteria or
01:12:45| antibiotics we will probably find a new antibiotic it kills it
01:12:50| we will probably always be a step ahead I can't guarantee it
01:12:56| well I wonder if those are like fake news targeted stories that of it I mean
01:13:02| like Zika was it seemed like it was intended to discourage people from
01:13:07| watching the Olympics in Brazil because that was exactly when it was like the
01:13:10| people were to go to Brazil either one or to go yeah right I agree and when
01:13:16| really nothing really happened yeah I was reading a story about the cases of
01:13:20| Zika in America and most of the time like in the United States Florida had
01:13:25| very little cases like it was extremely rare and other states had like yeah case
01:13:29| one in three cases in one case yeah in cases there's never a state that had
01:13:34| like five cases or even more and then you truly they attributed to group what
01:13:41| do they call it like fart was this lets meet it I thought they attributed to
01:13:46| mosquitoes but they called it a group immunization because like Florida is so
01:13:53| susceptible because not that many people have it but once you have like a herd of
01:13:57| people that are have had it and can't get it again then you like it's gone
01:14:01| like that disease can't possibly spread because you have 90% of people immune to
01:14:06| it because they've already dealt with it so like part of its like the human body
01:14:10| is amazing because you can figure out these diseases and fight it and then on
01:14:14| a large scale if all the people learn how to defend themselves then the
01:14:19| disease is worthless like it the disease won't do anything because it it has
01:14:23| nobody inter spread - well that's what I'm getting with a little bit in that
01:14:26| everyone kind of fears a bacteria becomes resistant to let's say beer and
01:14:34| licen and whatever the hell is vancomycin take a mice at which they
01:14:37| knew some are everyone's afraid that that'll take over the world and now we
01:14:42| have nothing to do we all die you know spread like wildfire and we're dead and
01:14:45| like six for six months I guess the scary thing
01:14:48| is that the people who don't think we will though I'm saying I don't think we
01:14:52| will either the people who are because hey I think there's crazy things like
01:14:55| even your own immunity doesn't know like they're saying this bacteria that's
01:15:00| every of the 50 members of your immunity adapt as well or there are people that
01:15:07| have it or there are people that have different immunities their people have
01:15:09| different gut flora their people have all different older ones stopped it we
01:15:14| talked about the factors of one bacteria growing and changing and whatever and
01:15:17| ailing resistant oh there's millions of bacteria antibodies things in your body
01:15:24| that change and alter and are different than standard lab results so chances are
01:15:30| nothing will ever totally kill us unless it's alien which brings me to a next
01:15:38| page Eliot Byers is what I was gonna save on the I have two points one I
01:15:44| think most of the statistics that are available are from people that are
01:15:48| probably working in hospitals were related to hospitals or universities
01:15:51| there are in dense populated areas because people with diseases seek you
01:15:56| know yeah the the premier place to go doctors and hospitals hospitals are one
01:16:03| of the worst places to get diseases are one of the best depending on how you
01:16:06| want to look at it oh yeah so like if they were to find a disease that they
01:16:14| could not defend against hospitals that are centralized and corporate and Congre
01:16:20| conglomerate they would never they would never be able to exist
01:16:24| it'd have to be like your hometown doctor which they're probably thoroughly
01:16:28| against and then the second point which I already forget I'm gonna have to
01:16:34| remember as I talk and I'm gonna keep talking in tars remember what it is I
01:16:38| was thinking about I don't remember yeah damnit I should write these down before
01:16:45| I say them anyway um some help diseases are scared as shit oh that's what it was
01:16:53| Oh like you remember the beginning of 300
01:16:57| where they had like the Greeks and their Greek so like it's shaping weird yeah
01:17:03| anything yeah exactly they had a pile of dead baby bodies which is oh yeah
01:17:08| horrible horrible Greeks bah so you never know who might have the drug the
01:17:17| resistant portion of their genome so let's say you're a shitty physical body
01:17:21| your immune systems got some stopped it whoa nobody's got this right if you're
01:17:27| that one outlier that has that it's like we should be nurturing everybody so like
01:17:33| oh there's we be honest with me for saying yeah do you think you've got one
01:17:38| of these um cancer AIDS that you'd be okay with treatment obviously not just
01:17:45| by yourself you'd be fine you get over it I read that cancer
01:17:50| affects like one third of the population like somewhat like one third of you
01:17:54| cancer hurt and what is it cancer or AIDS or something this year do
01:18:07| you think you'd have a pretty high chance at success Oh Albie it might cost
01:18:11| you money might be optimization it would be awful I'm not saying it'll be good
01:18:14| but you'd be like I'd probably live and I'd be fine I probably would live I
01:18:18| think I was it and if I died it'd be okay well you have a choice I feel yeah
01:18:27| wait I'll take it one step further give me cancer well hold on if I have nothing
01:18:33| to live for like my children girlfriend my family everyone's dead for some
01:18:40| reason and I'm just wandering the earth and people are like oh we found you Nick
01:18:44| Nick Nick and I'd be like why how many days can't you see I'm in grief maybe
01:18:50| like a superbug is traveling the world a super cancer super AIDS is coming for
01:18:56| everyone I'd be like just inject me I'll probably get over it like a week study
01:19:01| might have the resistance I really think cuz I don't get sick look
01:19:09| at all I just don't hmm I mean I'll call for a few days or
01:19:12| like I'll get us definitely knows or ever but I don't like people are like
01:19:16| don't you have a disease get you or like no I like and I tribute to being a dirty
01:19:22| individual like if someone wipes I don't make me like come on dude whatever
01:19:28| it's like someone has food they age then they're sick and they're like can you
01:19:33| have this food of like I guess like I just I take one as many terms as humanly
01:19:37| possible and they don't make me sick and I figure that's because I'm a dirty
01:19:41| person now he's got like Gege I don't know I don't know what the word is I
01:19:44| don't know what the word is for those people that grow up in households that
01:19:47| are too clean like no no no that's bad news good like those people they cannot
01:19:55| handle like normal things it's like allergies yes put on the mask there
01:20:04| they're getting that they're getting their alcohol why yeah I listen people
01:20:10| folks at home if I do it number one I ain't watching my hand hey why is in my
01:20:17| hands never have never will character anyway I also prepare food if
01:20:25| you sign up at the bottom here at the on pandas prepares for inna I do scold up
01:20:33| under the ambering calm I literally probably come into so many germs every
01:20:40| day disgusting I eat on a countertop at work that has been washed in 30 years
01:20:45| mmm it's like um what's the fake wood coal or like Formica or like oh no no
01:20:53| like yeah I know what you're talking about like it but like station wagons
01:20:56| they don't have the fake wood on the side do they have that yeah it's um
01:20:59| plastic some plastic wrap a plastic laminate sure anyway it's Latin if it
01:21:07| got worn down so it's just it's just chunks laminate you better get it in
01:21:11| your food but I mean we put everything on there from vacuums that have been
01:21:15| used in you know mentally ill teach in places
01:21:20| too you know flooded zones to bars that have been seedy bars in West Philly like
01:21:28| it's just it just gets all over everything and I'm like whatever you
01:21:31| think on the hills on the back of the urinal oh yeah oh yeah dude get it on my
01:21:35| foot off like give me some money right now and I didn't look for it but I'm
01:21:39| like it's there who cares I'll live I never get sick so after this podcast I
01:21:47| could go get sick and I may be like wow it all caught up till that woman's you
01:21:53| know the there's a graph that shows like how how how many of your age died per
01:21:59| year and like oh my birthday's coming up in a week or two it better not be it's
01:22:05| not start now it's uh it's actually not that well in the beginning of your love
01:22:09| from infancy to like maybe you're like five it spikes yeah and then drops down
01:22:13| and then like it's fine until you can drive so sixteen it shoots up and then
01:22:19| when you hit like 28 27 it levels off and dips down actually because you're
01:22:24| already made this bar you're probably stable human and then around like 35 is
01:22:29| it starts to come back up and then when to eat older it's just like you're
01:22:32| you've lived are you done exactly so you're fine you're you're it somewhere
01:22:38| below the average of probably going to die soon yeah well I mean I lived pretty
01:22:47| far away from you so I can't really influence whether you die or not oh my
01:22:51| god hold on is there an internet disease yet I can't wait so what you know like
01:22:59| Johnny mnemonic on it or you could plug in on it Internet but a social media
01:23:03| disease they can spread over Facebook or something I would kill everyone yeah I
01:23:08| think you'd go blind you know there's these it half digital yep I'll hug the
01:23:14| disease biologically digital yeah they're talking travels I think that's
01:23:26| crazy but is it possible you want to leave it on
01:23:31| that note Kim germs you see it oh wow folks
01:23:38| holy smokes folks holy smokes well um I regret to inform everyone dill
01:23:49| Dan is now using fortnight he's playing with his girlfriend she's better than
01:23:55| him she's come in a third place in a couple games second place and bubble
01:24:02| games huh was this he's got in his eighth place hey Socko
01:24:07| hold on he taught her a lesson he took some laxatives into her drink
01:24:13| huh so he figured she'd have to keep going to the bathroom doing uh what he
01:24:21| was playing games with her for like two hours she would he'll drink
01:24:25| he figured man was not working through Warren not she's coming to the third
01:24:29| place fifth place eighth place and place fourth place second place he's coming in
01:24:38| one time who is gonna listen for place buddy ha ha ha I got exciting place 30
01:24:45| now he plays under place whatever he's doing awful
01:24:49| she was so frisky she literally jumped on and started going at it and News
01:24:58| relaxes oh yeah talk about a Cleveland steamer it's like a slip into change all
01:25:09| the sheets that night and now Dan's into some weird stuff online so go man you
01:25:22| got yours in the end huh in the end it was a mess you got a real mess Oh his
01:25:30| dance yeah well we like it thank you thanks thanks
01:25:38| a lot check us out somewhere on the Internet
01:25:44| we're there just do it reach out and touch someone yeah do it good night
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