Transcript of Episode 15 - Destiny 2 - Introduction
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00:00:00| ooh so we're starting it up we're starting it up brah oh yeah
00:00:06| so I'm dating he's dead folks and your Nick oh no Nick folks and together and
00:00:17| together we make we bake the unfortunate duo should someone taking charge finally
00:00:30| yeah someone had to do it I'm the type B leader if there's no primary leader I'm
00:00:37| a secondary that's what I like to say I'm kind of an H leader HIV I'm a very
00:00:42| positive guy focus anyone listening to the podcast just a quick disclaimer
00:00:49| these are not the opinions facts not even the video game we're playing
00:00:55| they're all they don't reflect our employers our employees our spouses our
00:01:02| spouse's spouses or anyone we've ever met so yep it's all fiction airing right
00:01:06| pictionary that'll work yeah fix fix delusional now real quick for the
00:01:11| episode which which plane is mine you're the rear I think thought so I
00:01:20| think we're both the same of looking at mine and looking at yours
00:01:23| we're both the rear yeah we're both in the same plane I don't know who's
00:01:28| following us but this large amount of people spawning in one spot yeah it's
00:01:36| armored though it was pretty sexy everywhere there's a hawthorn person I
00:01:40| think it's the chick uptown one up top unpainted clean banner hair anyway folks
00:01:46| if you haven't noticed we're playing a bit of a game here
00:01:49| bullshit I like this better terrible ruin the thanks for the banner I guess
00:01:57| acquire it bungee start us off with a purple banner yeah I think you can
00:02:08| inspire people did to be better that's me them in us here we are in the farming
00:02:15| why don't we tell everyone at home what's going on today well I think we're
00:02:20| gonna go to a new planet we just started playing this game try something a little
00:02:23| fresh what's the game called destiny - that's right for PC folks for PC
00:02:30| politically correct that's the only way we'll play this game it looks beautiful
00:02:34| honestly look that background there's like a Death Star
00:02:37| oh wait no this is wrong game it's a traveler there's a piece as a sharp
00:02:42| charge yes the shard that's a shorts this game folks check my
00:02:47| screen and you'll see what really happens with real men doing games up
00:02:51| score goals if you sure about 300 you get little
00:02:55| tiny fireworks that's nice I just scored one you score three you get something
00:02:59| else you don't get anything you get the amusement of failing at life see that
00:03:05| would be a cool clan thing yeah I wish that was our banner you get a different
00:03:10| Steve look at that you get can you select this Dave go back go back go back
00:03:13| think so what can you you're anonymous Steve wow they really do think of
00:03:19| everything in this game that's awesome shut up destiny - Chloe yeah whoa wait
00:03:32| there are no it's a they were unlocked oh you wanna see what they are yeah
00:03:36| additional glimmer ok and grandpa increase public event rewards no how do
00:03:41| you get the look Pacey wait doesn't tell me how you get there look guys on
00:03:49| panders we don't hand air near hoax we're not gonna paint in this game ball
00:03:59| enemy since we're all about the cabal I think that's the Middle East right now
00:04:03| speaking of the Middle East we are terror
00:04:07| terribly sorry for the events that have happened there terribly over the past
00:04:12| over the past thousand years just a hump and ER stance we just wanted to make
00:04:17| sure we as human beings since we're all games all the same things we're capable
00:04:22| is good and the ocean right emotion I think we are okay so I think we're gonna
00:04:28| move on here we're gonna shift over okay let's do it
00:04:31| I'm ready are you guys at home yeah well right now we're at the farm we've
00:04:35| already been to earth crucibles multiplayer which we're gonna go tight
00:04:39| which I hope Nick has he discord actually up pretty good folks yeah it
00:04:52| was pretty cool for the folks at home ah this game it's very Borderlands meets
00:05:00| halo I guess that the best yeah buddy come I would call it
00:05:03| Borderlands without humor eating remarks from Camp Anders it's like Borderlands
00:05:10| is younger brother right gay I guess maybe that'll be the middle child and
00:05:19| we're we're not gonna isolate him a lot majority of our middle children are
00:05:24| pretty rare middle children are rare what they say whoa what are we going by
00:05:31| the way a new planet yep new planet you've been here oops a
00:05:36| lot of water is one approach we received you're vegan
00:05:43| and we're ready to join the fight I would turn off that turn that okay how
00:05:49| to Annoying chat window photo photo the video game tongue twister um solidus
00:05:54| toggle Crouch s but no slapped and I'd be like whoa like Solid Snake's exact
00:06:00| solidus Crouch crouch yeah s but crouch okay I know that's a mighty
00:06:08| paper that's of mind who was I kidding even remember that video game tongue
00:06:12| twister folks you don't get that anywhere else but here so I don't know
00:06:15| no but I kind of remember this a little bit if anything screws up its unhand
00:06:22| your dance oh I want to fall off just want to get
00:06:27| hit by that I want you to get hit by that yeah you're for water effects
00:06:39| they're so good yeah I like it's a ripoff of that movie that sucked
00:06:45| that was the world I think we've mentioned what a world kind of like I
00:06:53| guess he pounces yeah can what Kevin Costner know uh-oh my god I forget that
00:07:03| movie is very sci-fi you probably never watched it dude now it's a movie I guess
00:07:09| doom was a movie in a video game but this account and then dunno dude okay
00:07:13| no dude just soon have water on it Oh has sand good men of water dope
00:07:19| really it's pretty this is great this is great I can't get in there because
00:07:22| there's something blocking door you have to shoot down the web but where he can
00:07:27| get in I just did with my powers real fast your powers of bullets Wow
00:07:32| now I used my melee I'm the mage I have a vicious melee attack
00:07:41| now have any smokes or smile recently the weather changes I'm gonna be
00:07:46| incredibly happy I feel like I'm reborn really yeah but last week I was sick and
00:07:52| the weather was hot so terrible but now it's real so smirking so no I
00:07:57| don't really I've just been on a nice roll folks if
00:08:05| you notice when Dan's feeling good don't feel like I am you're on the opposite
00:08:11| inspector we'll just no no from you there's nothing to do with the world as
00:08:16| I renew with you connected somehow this guys getting lucky I'm just in a
00:08:21| cold when he's having a great time I'm just that's all bad that's true
00:08:26| take the wrong place to live in yeah here we are running through lady ship
00:08:34| filled with corpse like things yeah this is another race it's called both fall
00:08:38| all right something else no that's the name of the unit they're called
00:08:43| something I've really I should probably not call because I've never played this
00:08:46| game hive no that's not the name oh cool it's like might be the hive that helps
00:08:59| aneema that movie's gonna drive me nuts I can even bother Nate hi you know that
00:09:12| do you see the movie where they had a bookcase where they manipulated gravity
00:09:16| or a message yeah it's like that iconic yeah yep
00:09:22| yeah hey in Oh No god damn it ah you know what I suddenly got so happy I was
00:09:36| around the edge like beautiful feel so much better
00:09:41| oh it's gonna bother me now it's gonna bother me now it was just in theaters
00:09:49| and you know what party yeah good good it's like the problem is like from the
00:09:58| last sci-fi movie I saw have you seen a rival now I did not see a rival up our
00:10:06| language which you would love oh yeah really popped my phone out check it no
00:10:14| no we can't has to do with time gravity I think I Hey he's older than his
00:10:20| granddaughter now the granddaughters older than him
00:10:23| he'll be rolling forever but he says all right all right all right to the big
00:10:33| l-shaped thing or the eye shape thing or the X what is it what letter I always
00:10:36| think who does one letter that just kind of wanders around here
00:10:45| and so oh damn it in know how is it we're gonna have to come back with this
00:10:52| one what's your smoker smile again smoker
00:10:54| smile yeah so when to a wedding I have my new phone fixin to is the greatest
00:10:59| thing to ever happen to me in my life oh yeah I love my life whatever I hate
00:11:02| everybody but it doesn't have a headphone slot right by design it went
00:11:11| with the way the the iPhone or whatever they don't do three three point five
00:11:15| millimeter jacks which is I think it's late and I guess they figure they save
00:11:20| themselves three point five millimeters and and whatever and more and more and
00:11:24| more people they also I think an apple any word by any product I can I could
00:11:31| use - yeah but Apple sells Bluetooth headphones now it has money and beats
00:11:40| wireless so I'm pretty sure they just really wanted to feed their own market
00:11:43| like you know what I mean so if you cut out the headphone jack and everyone uses
00:11:46| your phone what do they have to do head back and buy your headphones right yeah
00:11:53| so it's kind of a dick move well anyway to pick someone without it and uh what
00:11:57| they did in food is something that patches into the USB C port and it turns
00:12:02| into an adapter for Hypno's I was like all right what'll you get though forty
00:12:07| wear wool I went to a hotel and I I had something happen to me that never
00:12:12| happened in my entire life you know what venture guess you didn't have a headset
00:12:19| no no I thought like my real headphone bluetooth headphones I wrote anytime I
00:12:25| go away I bring like every head bowed i oh no I had five hours of free time when
00:12:30| don't want to talk to me knowing where I could be oh I used hotel Wi-Fi oh look
00:12:39| at pornography yeah I sure did not just once but uh I went for a run in the
00:12:46| mountain air I felt more alive than I've ever felt at one point I was bored with
00:12:50| my free time I thought this is great this is like at night I went to bed
00:12:56| listening to music with my adapter and wouldn't you know it folks I left my
00:13:01| real headphones 140 dollars I've had for over a year and my adapter in the hotel
00:13:08| that's it my smart mom they're gone forever headphones I've had forever and
00:13:14| an adapter the only thing that connects me to the 3.5 millimeter world one one
00:13:18| fell swoop Wow oh wait did I tell you I get a phone
00:13:22| call from house services that they downed it it is my smile and she said I
00:13:28| said I'm cool can you like how does this work um right the sends one to pick it
00:13:32| up cuz it's an hour and a half away can you mail it I'll pay the mailing fee and
00:13:36| she's like oh you did mail it I said perfect she said but it's a minimum
00:13:39| recharging $8.00 I was like oh it's like it's gonna cost
00:13:43| you a Gaddafi 0 80 there 18 18 okay that's like I was like I was like it's
00:13:50| gonna cost you like $2 go away they don't weigh anything
00:13:55| did you think I'm sorry sir so here I am in $18 from my own head it does that's
00:14:04| my smirk smile well devote I think everyone has that experience have how
00:14:07| many things have you lost in uh in hotels over the years no I almost not
00:14:12| over each area that yes I always grab the headphones like always grab all that
00:14:18| crap so man if these guys even know who they are I just blew something up over
00:14:30| here some of these guys have explosive stuff on their head oh really
00:14:33| guess what I just were explosive all over their face dude how's your family
00:14:43| so I react to this oh shit oh no I hey I'm havin I oh I have one so so you have
00:15:11| to listen through the whole thing okay it might be sure who knows alright so my
00:15:16| hotel thing going go playing games oh my god way I lost my stuff sorry folks
00:15:22| playing video games really mess with your head focused yeah so imagine that
00:15:27| scientists created you they made a clone of you and if it is
00:15:32| your age and it's female yeah and it has exactly like your mannerisms your brain
00:15:39| oh well there's no I'm doing it no I didn't finish but you know where
00:15:47| I'm going know that so you naturally being narcissistic not if that leaves my
00:15:59| sister or brother it's really me yeah and this is the first time you're having
00:16:03| relations with it right wow I didn't know I went ahead with it you want it to
00:16:08| look you're already there now what what do you do what do you say to yourself
00:16:14| the first time you're making love to yourself that you either you know
00:16:19| comfort the other the other person because you like it's awkward or Haeckel
00:16:23| because you know that it's you oh I say something like here's Johnny
00:16:31| but I change it so that's our name here's me here's us I might say uh God
00:16:45| I'm beautiful and then do it this to specific you distracted by the game
00:16:52| because I feel like he got some juices no no well I feel like the female you
00:16:58| would be like you're gonna get into work here cuz I'm gonna gain oh it's great I
00:17:07| think area yeah Berkeley she'll you want to see that happening your sister
00:17:16| brother your clone sister um no I'm trying to give the audience something
00:17:27| really good something juicy but I'm just like I don't think I would do it
00:17:32| who knows you're already doing it that's not a question the question is like how
00:17:40| would you react to yourself most awkward situations or the Ryan where I say you
00:17:45| were good and I light a cigarette for the other one you know anyone here that
00:17:50| just sounds like it tacky drama are you great but that's what I'm you know I
00:17:56| can't think of anything really cool right the second it would fit the bill
00:18:05| um there is something about this game that as you'll notice in and have played
00:18:12| before but only like 20 minutes 3 minutes 30 minutes but there's something
00:18:20| about this game that naturally flows blinking you never get lost you know
00:18:24| where you're supposed to go know how to fight like battle oh they do have
00:18:27| continuous guys that pop up and you're always drawing stuff right I mean I
00:18:32| actually admire that sort of thing hurry it's a video game right it's a
00:18:39| good video game saw it out it get there hey you know what's up people made this
00:18:52| yeah no no not you every time I go to the edge of my screen
00:19:02| hmm coming out there it's a goddamn killing time for special why doesn't my
00:19:11| guy haha this is such bullshit I don't like it there's no padding
00:19:20| all right now is praising this game for how created it's all for stupid plays it
00:19:27| where are you it died I fell and I couldn't get up is my idiot wasn't
00:19:33| grabbing ledges I didn't feel well no no how about this let's say you have the
00:19:48| ability some 100 genie or whatever branch you it says hey you can have any
00:19:52| magic ability you'll have it for life do you want it yeah
00:19:58| magic I wanna teleport I wanna shoot beams out of my eyes whatever I don't
00:20:03| know you're probably gonna want the paddle right what the fuck are you going
00:20:09| lady do you ever try to talk anyway I'm not done anyway whoever he says you can
00:20:17| have a power or not it's up to you have to have for
00:20:19| your whole life you can't read it read it
00:20:21| everyone says yeah because it's stupid not to but can anyone imagine a scenario
00:20:25| where the world doesn't find out and it doesn't end badly for you
00:20:29| the world doesn't find out that you have a special ability yeah like if you can
00:20:34| teleport it's only a matter of time for someone catch you on camera or something
00:20:37| or you want to use it to make money right and at that point isn't it a
00:20:42| matter of time before science or religion or someone once you dead or
00:20:47| wants to use you like you know to be yeah or I can't imagine a scenario where
00:20:51| you're the only one in the entire universe
00:20:53| who can do something and people are like let them have it it is cool like no one
00:20:59| ever would let you let you be it would almost end badly no matter what I heard
00:21:05| like a jokes but part of it was a like whenever you reach into your pocket you
00:21:11| always have I did hear this word on reddit joke I forget how it goes but I
00:21:17| feel like that would let you live life however you felt like you needed to but
00:21:22| no one would ever question it because it's coming from like your pocket and
00:21:26| you'd be like cool and it'd be like small amounts so like right now I'm like
00:21:30| four hundred eight thousand dollars yeah but that's not what you would ask a
00:21:33| genie for no I'm saying no oh all right you would ask to fly or something yeah
00:21:38| something ridiculous because you know you're asking teeny for power would like
00:21:44| to always be happy like continuously be happy
00:21:47| did you get sad that or would what if like but what if you have a wife or
00:21:53| whatever I just like handed to you like drugs like these are pills then you'd be
00:21:57| like all this hold up dude would be continuously happy and you have a wife
00:22:03| and kid and everything and the kid dies or something and she's like and she's
00:22:06| crying terribly and you're like I guess they would or like you want with this
00:22:15| she would shoot me like she wouldn't yeah I don't think she would be happy do
00:22:21| you have a genie you have to think almost everything in
00:22:33| Thursday I think it is Thursday there's third back we can talk about
00:22:38| video games I've never played another one this this
00:22:43| is the first video game you've ever played
00:22:45| what's WASD change the key bindings make it easier mm-hmm it's like did the
00:22:54| tutorial tells you that tilde is changed weapons like joke I felt out didn't I
00:23:04| was did you have to go down there I don't like doing I'm gonna just keep
00:23:10| going this way backwards alright you stay down there right some half closer
00:23:14| some bullshit check the map real quick you PI heading back into this thing
00:23:21| right yeah can't imagine one huh it's Chloe green did you into like did you
00:23:29| have a computer we're growing up yeah we had a UH
00:23:33| Ibn or something did you have video games on that like the monkey throw
00:23:40| thing or the planet yeah I actually forgot about the monkey throw cuz I
00:23:46| thought that was actually a really cool angle gate yeah yeah and it would
00:23:50| explode the banana over the city yeah Oh should you guys have turtle for the
00:23:56| angles to what deploying colonel computer science maybe you could on what
00:24:03| what angles to move at know what I think so actually
00:24:06| it's weird stuff that people like I kind of remember that now hey made you think
00:24:12| of it does that make you feel Dumber munchers I remember that I don't
00:24:18| remember but they had like the ace of these like pac-man type things that
00:24:21| would like like if you like six times six if you like 36 like oh we can sort
00:24:27| of a plaster which had already tried math with yeah we played all these
00:24:33| different types of games in the pure lab already
00:24:36| what um in our high school was a big one counter-strike I guess counter-strike
00:24:42| EverQuest I don't know that I played it requests
00:24:49| my laptop well here here's something I want to say I think it's crazy that um
00:24:54| like computer nerds have to live with the stigma they do that they get more
00:24:59| heat than you know and some people will say like it's not true but really have
00:25:05| you ever seen a kid with like the tetris thing in this pocket and the girls
00:25:08| aren't crawling all over his body it's like disgusting like like and then
00:25:13| if you're a big video game guy like how do you know a girl wasn't in you for
00:25:17| your high school and she likes you alright it's kind of a hard life to live
00:25:22| that way I think they are they just in not sexist
00:25:27| not sexist but I feel like if they see a guy looking like speedrun mega man like
00:25:35| they're all over it but they can't not and it's like in the thin their body
00:25:39| they can't fight it no I mean and people say it's unfair the girl but it's not
00:25:44| fair the guy cuz you know if he can trust her Lee is she like me for me or
00:25:48| my megaman i speedrun mario 2 like did she like me or tissue like what I do
00:25:55| though you know it's the same thing when I mentioned I have a youtube channel
00:26:01| you're like you're like I wish I didn't tell them I wish I could try release it
00:26:05| first and then I got a big ol you want to talk about Joe Rogan I did it Rick's
00:26:32| humiliate Rick's I forget her name we're gonna mess it up we don't say Charlene
00:26:36| Laurie oh no it's just say see I can't even be honest for the podcast if you've
00:26:42| ever sent her money I forget her last name can't write checks anymore
00:26:48| I think it's ER young actually named dong young is that to titute obvious
00:26:55| yeah it was Siara ciarán learner or something or it was a whatever anyway
00:27:01| she's number seven twenty eight professional that was like o episode
00:27:08| seven twenty eight yeah it was fascinating because it's a chick she on
00:27:15| humiliates men for money yeah but she's not physically within the same space so
00:27:20| she just sends them things that are like community she's never doesn't meet them
00:27:24| it's like it's like you know their fetish which they like because it's
00:27:29| their fetish to be right there we go here we go something finally open so she
00:27:37| initially she hell does that thing she started talking about how like she sends
00:27:43| like well yes the very first guy she got involved with was she was eighteen and
00:27:51| hung out chat rooms etc dart web whatever before before everything was
00:27:58| popular but uh she's pretty jaded yeah but she her first move was she sent a
00:28:05| man piss in a no the first one was restless piss every day you know how she
00:28:13| got into this you must be related like whatever she was no it's me it makes so
00:28:19| much sense the world a perilous so she's one of those girls that tells her urine
00:28:23| or feces or fingernails her hair from a hairbrush she choke use an e she goes he
00:28:28| does the whole thing one-stop shop maybe but I know she got her start in Japan I
00:28:36| only said she was living there like overseas and she barely lets just use
00:28:41| pen or kind of chatter lion and everything and talk to all these weirdos
00:28:45| and creeps what I found it interesting about her was that she didn't like
00:28:53| almost like yeah they were my Joran but I thought I'm not gonna do that and they
00:28:58| were like come on if you like sure you the boxes are like okay that's lie
00:29:05| that's wet II hundred dollars yeah under the door yeah yeah I could just see them
00:29:10| like ah that's the thing is like it though I'm talking about like the
00:29:18| package it's in my hair blood and like fingernails it's like they murdered
00:29:23| somebody and planted her her evidence everywhere that was the reason yeah it
00:29:30| staged murder scenes caves tumors you do that with this women or is early nice I
00:29:36| guess if good alibis really good out like her own video whoever murdered this
00:29:41| this man pooped in the toilet and then and they missed a little bit yeah it's
00:29:51| uh that was one of my pranks in college I took a PowerBar like one of the
00:29:56| chocolate ones heated up and formed into a tarragon slam slapped it on the seat
00:30:00| no one would use that that toilet but I knew it was clean so I could use it oh
00:30:05| how dude I literally I hit with some weird
00:30:08| yeah yeah and I never seen it before I was trying to throw it what you're like
00:30:12| and threw it power bar on the scene I was like what is going on everywhere but
00:30:17| let's confuse about you about the world in general yeah I know that that chick
00:30:22| was totally fine with like whatever fetish she's like I understand you
00:30:28| looked it up but was she attracted I imagine she was she was she is
00:30:33| attractive uh yeah I think about it so what I thought she said was the weirdest
00:30:40| thing but like was prophetic Jesus crazy no she's like the one guy
00:30:47| who is uh gay but he was straight if I had hurt us in video footage that she
00:30:54| was gay door ex-boyfriends and her ex music oh yeah like a humiliation that
00:30:58| it's the fact that he mount yeah what if we need lock you over
00:31:09| like that huh do ya I think and like some guys are like take my credit card
00:31:18| and use it wherever I think that was hilarious yeah it's like you feel well
00:31:23| am I seen that on Twitter they're like come on a gig and they call these men
00:31:28| eight pigs see I did a little research by seeing a bunch of stickers let's
00:31:33| leave em daddy cut mentality right but it's a screw daddy you make fun of them
00:31:40| yeah I was like what that um oh shit holy shit
00:31:49| did you see this thing's behind you I ran right by oh you're the decoy well
00:31:55| they would have got you so I saved your life
00:31:58| thank you you're welcome anyway it was really funny as she said something about
00:32:06| the guy who was gay but he faded I think girls like his ex-girlfriend to never
00:32:11| find out he was gay so he would like be black now me yeah huh - girlfriend I'm
00:32:16| gay make them think I'm gay and like that was his thing but like it was like
00:32:21| weird because they were girlfriends and he was a coming to a girl who did
00:32:24| anything for him like mm-hmm she was like yeah it was weird his
00:32:28| sexuality was different from his fetish I was like what I was like oh yeah I did
00:32:35| like some of them are like using a woman to prove out there yeah it's yeah it's
00:32:41| like it was like they were ashamed of it but they wanted it yeah well weird well
00:32:47| and they raised a good point like if you have sex or whatever and like afterwards
00:32:51| like and she's like that's like a normal reaction like if you wear like pantyhose
00:32:59| and you want to have a bunch of condoms in your mouth and something else and
00:33:03| then like orgasm and then you come up like that's quite a that's quite a
00:33:10| wake-up like you're on like you're like tripping acid
00:33:13| wake up whoa man that was a crazy dream having an orgasm too right oh man oh
00:33:27| that other guy he's weird I think Joe Rogan used it he said he said it's like
00:33:34| when you're really pretty and your focus on just sex it's like you're on the
00:33:38| you're in the back of the bus and then when all the women supposed engines were
00:33:42| loud and you're try and tell the driver where to go but he's listening yeah and
00:33:45| then you finally you finally you finally finally finish and you're the bus driver
00:33:55| that's a good analogy very good the other thing he said was that like as
00:34:04| a woman like she had three relationships that were completely like normal she
00:34:10| said like you know they're serious serious boyfriend yeah I'm dating here
00:34:16| yeah okay but like he's it you know that's the complete difference between
00:34:20| like a man and a woman that's like the boyfriends would be like oh that's okay
00:34:23| you're making money and it's kind of kinky for some people sure yeah the
00:34:27| guy's like I mean the water what a woman would be like yeah I just put a bunch of
00:34:37| piss in jars uh-huh saving it for later for when that's valuable man there's a
00:34:45| real question so if you're willing to debase yourself far enough there's like
00:34:49| a there's a craft for everything you think we the young Hannah and Dan get
00:34:54| some money like really old that these guys who are like the and uh two men of
00:35:01| thirty playing video games yeah and there's a podcast fish out there you
00:35:08| know that they're no they should pay my my Bitcoin wallet is b20 now do they
00:35:24| all start with B I don't make that up they're all what sha sha to 256 or
00:35:31| something like a bunch of characters listen what's the deal so what's the
00:35:35| story behind the guy owns like like 5% of Bitcoin I don't know no I think he
00:35:41| went anonymous so that he was not all right no one to lose who or what he is
00:35:47| so happy like could he someone said if he cashed in all at once it would just
00:35:51| destroy the economy the Bitcoin filing for people like that it's about it's
00:35:59| about furthering like an idea we just one last one it would have told it is
00:36:14| folks this is the UM panderers here where you're seeing it live we're good
00:36:22| don't tell me I have to run back to that stupid I shoot from here I don't think
00:36:27| it was that far it's the one right over there
00:36:29| are you gonna try to get it from here no it's pretty far yeah I'm gonna hang back
00:36:36| a lil in case you fall maybe this is going forwards I just got the keys
00:36:39| no it's not pretty sure that's where we just were we're gonna hang back just in
00:36:46| case you shout out that's sweet ring effects though yeah I like it folks
00:36:53| so the no it's I think it's going to the other Tower which is now okay so um yeah
00:37:06| the Bitcoin guy I don't know I mean if you start something in its questionable
00:37:10| who owns it then maybe you go anonymous like this guy and then you let it take
00:37:15| on it life what the Oh a life of its own Oh crapped it yeah whoa whoa I'm going
00:37:24| on here do I need to go yeah this way of course yeah well there's a lot of other
00:37:39| wallets that like are spinning off a Bitcoin that do it shit aliquots I guess
00:37:44| they don't know how to program like that one who talked about like forgiveness
00:37:47| all of it it was recent that they lost like 30 million dollars because they had
00:37:52| one programmer that was messing around stealing pennies on the dollar like the
00:37:57| he made a guy take office he made this a mistake and tried to correct it but no
00:38:09| folks there is on pandered and it's stuck
00:38:13| oh it's getting stuck let's see what happens oh well Super Mario baby
00:38:19| platformer let's go huh run around where you are yes you do
00:38:26| so I'm waiting on it bitch should pick the other classic speed bastard
00:38:33| good fire catch it fire is what it is even slow you down I should know myself
00:38:40| to see where I would spawn because if I be closer quicker yes we Lightning
00:38:45| effect there huh wait way to run the wrong way all this waiting and I ruined
00:38:53| myself dude that pumps nearly killing people I
00:39:03| almost he almost fell under weight this way so I'm where I came from
00:39:11| no it's not see now this is unfair I was watching you platform but you really
00:39:23| were getting more practice than I ya know much that's awesome
00:39:34| Oh Canole dude I get where are you only I can respond Helen are you off the
00:39:43| edge I'm gonna jump to get you oh cool yo I don't know your guys up that get
00:39:49| ready continuously falling I almost wanted to say don't but I want to see if
00:40:00| it work oh man you're like Bates wait I wonder where we have to start from this
00:40:06| checkpoint well I think it's that last one you did probably how many kills I
00:40:09| have precision kills it's because I softened all your enemies wait where he
00:40:14| literally started ahead where are we good lord
00:40:17| our checkpoint is forward get some shield
00:40:40| get up there get up there you suffer Oh No on the edge couldn't give that guy
00:40:53| I'm still amazed that that was her full-time job like her her parents
00:40:58| thought what she was getting she said four grand for one well poop yeah
00:41:04| multiple times right that's ridiculous here here's the question what's the guy
00:41:10| deal with the poop that's I don't know like one so okay you hold on you a pee
00:41:16| you can pop you drink it you can put it on here your bathes in it I don't know I
00:41:21| almost I don't get that but like that's reasonable that's not reasonable but it
00:41:28| hold on but it makes more sense than what are
00:41:31| you doing with a poop I don't know I don't know how is that sexual at all I
00:41:37| can't shit you can't do you think he ate it yeah no it's not I'm pretty sure do
00:41:50| you think he worships it keeps it somewhere
00:41:53| frozen store Sam why would you cuz that was the same guy have it was a repeat
00:41:56| customer he bought more grains listed three times sure so hold on so he did
00:42:01| something that last three months eat it like a fudge brownie podcast
00:42:20| choose reward oh nice oh wait their own names gauntlets gauntlet some chest arm
00:42:29| on a counter Wade during the city evacuation but we can't
00:42:39| crack the encryption Holliday says there I'm getting the Battlement it's mine it
00:42:47| said it improves the regeneration speed of grenade melee and rift abilities that
00:42:52| sounds very cool I did it conductors they kind of like the name if i have
00:43:04| based on the name that's what I think you should do the feedback fence I buy
00:43:09| something over yeah I did that the first time - I bought I was like Oh war items
00:43:14| Oh more items I'm just comparing it and he won it and I bought the exact same
00:43:18| thing that I was dick hey Elliot oh my character I don't even I should have
00:43:29| checked my what my quips item was see he should have shouldn't I should have
00:43:35| thought about it through oh I think there's a thing going on public event
00:43:48| whoa still not the door out the door oh yeah Edward work of securing so there's
00:44:00| gonna be oh there they all are it's gonna hide
00:44:16| come on our way we're gonna try to do a celebrity challenge Oh what the hell was
00:44:21| that fucking railed me hold up hello I gotta
00:44:23| give I'll revive you in a minute but ya wanna call out um Thank You Lucy gay
00:44:32| yeah nice to people huh no stop my mouth oh Jesus were you at no actually I heard
00:44:39| that he was uh he was gonna be kind of oh man he got real bad guy too
00:44:44| I guess we're all strong enough to be in this law hold on Paragon just saved your
00:44:48| ass or my ass well I'll save your ass Korea I respond quite all right well my
00:44:55| friend Paragon was here so yeah which we challenged Louie CK and Sarah Michelle
00:45:03| Gellar to do well I'd say that louis c.k backed out of some of his public
00:45:08| speaking things because he apparently it's gonna come out say what's the exact
00:45:11| story he beat all from another girl but we wanted to the problem is like he he
00:45:16| definitely like mention this things in his skits like it's so his jokes were
00:45:21| real no I like it okay admits to it he's like he's like no it's weird should
00:45:26| happen and you know I think he's passed it louis c.k seems like there's a guy
00:45:32| thank God dude he does this and I feel like Louis CK's gonna handle it better
00:45:39| than all the others you should I mean I give him the back credit I know you're
00:45:44| saying like he's very old so africaine but but in know whoa
00:45:55| maybe funny it was like his like ex-wife like yeah it was so traumatic like
00:46:01| having sex sorry Michelle Geller though I had such
00:46:16| a crush on her when I was ever did yeah she looking Papias hello
00:46:24| one of my first like double dates was with her no no it was it was actually me
00:46:36| and like two brothers same time and we watched some movie that she makes like
00:46:43| food where her emotions get into the food oh it was the worst movie I think
00:46:48| we all like sixth graders realized it was terrible okay you pulled up come
00:46:58| here get back there I'm looking at the I this I died
00:47:09| your be the trash you like being underpowered because then it's scary
00:47:13| guys can actually that you're better Oh pretend I'm a little pretend I'm a
00:47:19| little too Serena I just ruined that guy's day
00:47:26| Oh your dad got me with the last you I'm bad dude I want to save you a minute ago
00:47:33| I didn't realize you weren't good I think I don't think Sarah Michelle
00:47:37| Gellar's a gamer well I think she should play this is
00:47:43| bullshit because I'm fine with that they should help us with a raid yeah
00:47:59| louis c.k and tamara shit Geller challenged you to actually help us play
00:48:04| this game too because they're not they're not charitable Paragon that's
00:48:11| actually I am I'm here oh that's lie and there's Lucy can't
00:48:20| look at that they're in here right now little did we realize that it would be
00:48:28| friends we made on the way here's the chest here
00:48:40| whoo like a glimmer yell eyeball gonna eyeball to eyeball dude you're standing
00:48:52| like dude oh god there's so many things I missed everything God everything's
00:49:06| dead where'd everything go the event end I guess okay let's continue on what I
00:49:13| feel we're doing oh sweet public event right there right
00:49:22| here was this black dude give me like full whatever yeah change my buttons
00:49:30| four minutes that's a while especially cuz we didn't
00:49:36| get anything from the last one I mean it's true these are other ones around
00:49:42| it's right here the other mission is like over yonder give me like thief of
00:49:53| thieves actually we can do that it's close keep fighting
00:49:56| start this mission over here where the games you play are younger really I was
00:50:23| just trying to help you finish the word I think was pitfall it was like you're
00:50:30| in cave kind of system yeah I know what that is I didn't I didn't really play
00:50:35| that I know what that is another one like Battletoads it's impossible but
00:50:38| game I played that was really cool and actually had an impact on these
00:50:41| flashbacks play that no no I was like the future the weird AV hold on locked
00:50:53| by sentries servers dude you might want to help me out here coming I know but
00:51:00| guess what wait I'm going the wrong way I just need to get up one level up there
00:51:17| oh the games you played the most like Skyrim ablated time uh it's caramel a
00:51:27| lot doing such a blank I'm like good games at the old huh everything worm
00:51:33| worms 3d 5% lemmings worms yeah lope i looove let me worms is awesome
00:51:39| played warms 3d actually live in college worms just like a lemmings on steroids
00:51:47| yeah it's so much fun you outside yeah they're at the mission
00:51:57| started outside of this couldn't do like there's just people running around still
00:52:02| have a minute EverQuest I played for years the same
00:52:08| thing like clash of clans I can play clash clans for years I did play that
00:52:12| for years I still play shout out everyone in a clan get a line mean big
00:52:18| Dookie appropriate fit in that I fit it in there did you get that text from than
00:52:23| the other day yesterday was it a video yeah the bullies mother yeah oh the
00:52:46| backstory is that like a woman calls in saying that she wants to hook up with a
00:52:49| guy she hooked up before but he gave her the cold shoulder so she ends up calling
00:52:56| him on a radio station to get him to dismiss up the why he's not seeing her
00:52:59| anymore and she's older and he's younger and it turns out that the mom had a son
00:53:05| who is shitty and the only reason the guy slept with
00:53:07| her to get back at the guy shitty big shit story yeah that guy mom the mom
00:53:21| didn't have any recourse at all it was her angle that's very odd I don't know
00:53:26| most of that stuff staged to be honest but it was the right thing
00:53:29| pretty good stage yeah good acting here comes you over here damn well
00:53:37| looking a from afar but yes I'm gonna take the heat put my shield
00:53:42| take all the heat dude take some heat gonna hide behind this
00:53:48| block yeah I'll save anything there's something the red ball Oh
00:53:56| anything else dropping issue goddamn Lucy over here
00:54:30| you'll I would - honey dip you're a loser you're a loser oh nice
00:54:52| how about the punches don't you feel real good yeah take out a leg take out a
00:54:56| leg oh this Kia one of those stop reasonable
00:55:08| god damn it yeah and I think I was glitching on your
00:55:16| goddamn screen which is my dad Phil and any like that you can get trash is
00:55:28| our church mm-hmm did you anyway Corrections for anything didn't any past
00:55:35| episodes oh boy oh boy I know there was a correction I just follow us i am i
00:55:43| said we bombed our enemies in South Korea I mean incorrect last episode
00:55:51| apparently we bombed a lot of innocent people in Japan many years ago so I want
00:55:56| to apologize in the atomic bomb not a joke
00:56:00| and I don't know why didn't happen although brings me to another
00:56:06| significance I'm time to get into something else
00:56:10| Gil van bought this game oh we did yeah for computer and his girlfriend doesn't
00:56:16| want to play it because some of the creatures look sexualized this her words
00:56:24| not mine he's not allowed to play it at all
00:56:28| what's real funny is she has a bunch of pictures of herself dressed up as the
00:56:33| dregs in this game Halloween costume no no like just it wasn't Halloween II just
00:56:39| found these like three months ago it's like her a sexy bag or drag outfit and
00:56:43| she's like mostly nude and it tasteless really I don't know he sounded that they
00:56:48| I'll get it but we do root for you on her camp and understand we know you'll
00:56:57| get through it and maybe one day I'll be able play the big boys
00:57:07| shame that happens so all too often where you have a good friend and then
00:57:12| they dates what he wishes nope and then they fear forever
00:57:18| what's all about yeah my ass you think people on your ass
00:57:29| how do we go the unlock gift you think yeah really you're supposed to shoot the
00:57:33| neck guess what I'm going to pick up a scourge cannon got knocked up that
00:57:41| whatever I mean does this freezing thing that's just annoying
00:57:56| well good point available so would you rather have really really
00:58:09| super long arms or super super long legs totally awkward long legs yeah everyone
00:58:16| loves it won't like a tall guy in I'm saying like three feet by themselves or
00:58:21| what five feet by themselves dude and then the rest your body regular I was a
00:58:26| bit hot yesterday about how they draw women and like women are supposed to be
00:58:33| like really tall and skinny you're actually fulfilling like a stick figure
00:58:37| fantasy right I guess I mean I've yeah I guess
00:58:47| women love ridiculous traits about men like the taller you are the more
00:58:52| attention you'll get that's the correct answer
00:58:56| Yeah right doesn't make much sense but I guess
00:59:22| let's try it see how look here this new new stuff
00:59:51| you know idea cuz I love that he beams so when it freezes it really pisses me
00:59:56| off again I guess it's any time I'm in close
01:00:00| combat because I probably move the mass a lot and it just hits the edges all
01:00:08| right well I just spawned me if you if you're hanging around to you around I
01:00:12| already know where you are that was right behind you my nude shoot
01:00:15| you in the back let me kill this guy yeah I think what didn't think it was
01:00:21| how I want murder this garbage alright I just turned on like fullscreen agains
01:00:32| maybe that's gonna help milk I'm cooking it nothin
01:00:47| boom love that movie I think they slow down when they're
01:00:56| around my shield they take a little bit of bitch
01:01:12| first time I rose actually out of ammo we didn't even talk about call of duty
01:01:16| yet we call that all duty every five minutes we don't but I feel like I don't
01:01:21| want to you want it you want the glory go back well I was trying to explain the
01:01:29| sound we would go like we would be number one in fill in the game a game
01:01:36| where we didn't use bullets in call duty like you think that I'm not using that
01:01:40| would be a handicap would never what I have to play like the big boys Ives in
01:01:46| grenade that run I don't like that you can't shoot while jumping if you have to
01:01:59| fall and shoot there there's a perk for me that home I think I can I didn't buy
01:02:06| it yet but still I didn't jump off oh go and ten rounds
01:02:25| get a lot of heat say the words I'm thinking because I'm gonna say I'm dead
01:02:39| [Music] guys are quick can they disappear and
01:02:49| they kill you really quickly because they have a shotgun all right I think I
01:02:59| figured out what's up with my controller every time I'm off screen at the top
01:03:01| every time I go off the screen and then shoot stops it almost makes it worse
01:03:13| keyboard like you can hear me because I'm trying to get back on track yeah
01:03:19| dude it's been awesome with frisbee looking for that long revive kill punch
01:03:25| punch punch get him now he has a little bit of help
01:03:36| up and he disappeared and this challenge is ended
01:03:45| let's get merkel Emmer and get the fuck out of here come in find the Fallen cash
01:03:52| it's follow the dot I'll get it I think this is where I was heading before the
01:03:58| two public events happened yeah what uh what a coincident the boys as I refer to
01:04:05| us as the unpin their voice well folks um any comments in the bottom like you
01:04:27| want to say you better than us it's something that I do I dare you to take a
01:04:34| podcast play it exactly horridest play within a windowed screen
01:04:50| whoa dude yep already even any troll friend no I'm trying to find the cache
01:05:17| yeah we're trying to be a boss somewhere nasty it's a lot farther away than I
01:05:29| thought okay you leave as fast as hell are you
01:05:33| already in that other building areas yeah
01:05:39| pressure waited for you I think yeah I think they're gonna make me fight in
01:05:44| here oh I can be there in one minute just don't die cuz that's what friends
01:05:59| are for think I'm coming up you I know I just I was like should I stop and
01:06:12| collect this alkyne oh yeah he would appreciate it oh you probably collected
01:06:24| it in the salvage it hey you find it Yeah right here I have to hold them
01:06:33| around in that bad boy way yeah what's up here yeah check this out it's like
01:06:54| pretty sweet get away see you later sucker and now I thought there was like
01:07:03| a wave coming I was like we could hide in there but not too many games use
01:07:08| water physics and like actual feeling of water right where it's hitting you in
01:07:13| the face yeah that is pretty cool fun like actually like interacting with
01:07:19| water read splashing all over you making you wet like making you think of urine
01:07:25| or girls your room would you buy a girls are pushing you around like a woman does
01:07:50| like people do drug testing no but I bet they did what like watching them pay in
01:07:56| a cup yeah they want thing like they buy p for
01:07:59| that reason o rush is their freshness statement oh I
01:08:06| think there has to be some sort of rule how do you know like how do you know
01:08:11| like they did the temperature thing like I like you right like a woman and we're
01:08:16| a mound I think it's important Danny that's a health jump yeah um
01:08:29| maybe there isn't a timetable for urine so that's why you can buy pee and use it
01:08:33| later just so you know bubs I feel like the
01:08:40| people who would buy it or not smart enough to know that you can't do that so
01:08:43| maybe buddy mine used it and uh strapped into his leg and then there's nothing on
01:08:49| the bathroom buddy pee wee man why not well and he figured taping it to his leg
01:09:03| brought up till the room counter I think yeah I mean for his bike after uh
01:09:13| that dude totally showed us his butt oh shit
01:09:18| find us pretty much confident we're constantly firing this game just good
01:09:30| right or there's no real game to it it's just you know rapid-fire maybe we got
01:09:48| whatever transmission code something I mean that oh sure ah the transmission
01:09:59| codes we finally got them mm-hmm Harvey Weinstein is trying to sexually harass
01:10:11| people and we found the codes to stop him for the record the offenders would
01:10:19| stop Harvey Weinstein we can stop that we would yeah
01:10:32| I took it to route that is what this game is pretty good at there's so many
01:10:39| different routes and places for enemies to pop out of oh yeah sitting here
01:10:46| transmit transmat I don't know why the bad thing about this game is if you
01:11:04| don't under the friends it's just like you doing this mission alone it's a
01:11:07| boring yeah you're just kind of gym they're showing
01:11:31| out that's the one thing playing the game it's harder to drink there's not a
01:11:39| lot of those lols you can't pause maybe it's a speed thing too often this case
01:11:53| sorry games of it you have one of the less multi clickers like there's the
01:11:56| keyboard thing that makes a Nicole well there's a keyboard stop like it'd be
01:12:01| holding the elbow yes yeah and I the shift button and the sticky keys that's
01:12:22| just thanks just like Call of Duty skills you're constantly lagging typing
01:12:28| and winning what's his name he sounds like black yeah with the the the big
01:12:44| lips who likes um I love white girls and you're talking about yeah okay might not
01:12:52| be he does do mitigating I'm pretty sure I've heard him in song the problem is I
01:12:59| like note the scene that I remember him problem I can't say on the podcast this
01:13:05| requiem for a dream and it's good film if it's like a first
01:13:10| date or whatever you need to feel no little feel doing a tester movie aha
01:13:18| Univision list list said laughter Sarah Sarah Leno number four add REM really a
01:13:28| panty-dropper you're looking to egg a day you're gonna find nothing better the
01:13:41| guy his name in the credit he does yeah his name's uncle Hank is what he's doing
01:13:46| yeah wonder if that has like real connotation well I well I want to know
01:13:55| why did he has the name at all like did he have other parts and they cut him out
01:13:59| was Uncle Hank really involved this movie like way telling he has one line
01:14:04| and one just got in needed a character name and hit some development is one
01:14:10| stipulation is you gotta call me someone else that should just say like that's
01:14:21| some large or something weird going on it's like spinning shotgun shit and he's
01:14:36| like hiding you know I show that yeah I know I say
01:14:43| that humans do comfort it's just a name
01:14:58| G although us blow us sputum anyway um what would you say about this game and
01:15:08| pandered in recommend it I feel like it's a good mindless mind fuck right
01:15:17| it's good it's not like gonna change your life at all yeah there's nothing
01:15:21| special that's like it does everything oh it's weird just like I played
01:15:26| factorio before this game like two weeks ago and that drew me in but it was not
01:15:31| that entertaining like the final thing was just to go okay it was still like it
01:15:39| was still like it got me on a hook and I was on the hook for like a week playing
01:15:45| that game in this game just like it's fun but not the shooter destiny - but no
01:15:51| no I think it's well done and everything fix compatibility everything except the
01:15:56| windowed mounts then you haven't gotten hooked into the loop pay off yet girl in
01:16:05| the first game it was supposed to be really really hard to get all the good
01:16:09| stuff and the like taking more time to do
01:16:15| something that's how hardcore gamers get into stuff right but I feel like that
01:16:19| the double-edged sword like there's certain games work like this is going to
01:16:23| be so hard for you and I'm like okay I'm out something like no no wait you gotta
01:16:27| get into it it's like yo left sorry that was Emily EverQuest
01:16:32| EverQuest was so realistically punishing that like it would take you 30 minutes
01:16:37| to run somewhere you die corpse had fall in the ground and then you have to go to
01:16:42| let the gear from your corpse yep Wow probably see there's one more mission I
01:16:50| guess finish out the mission on this thing it's utopia okay follow me let's
01:17:02| go jump because I thought you were down here but it was another guy named a head
01:17:08| Oh give me a second oh and then you can be on the first floor
01:17:23| another thing the public missions like they kind of make sense like draw people
01:17:27| together but then you feel so alone after everyone leaves friends eat with
01:17:34| you yeah my life surrounded by people I'm different and I like our work that's
01:17:44| weird I like girls who like pizza and they don't have to be in perfect
01:17:48| physical condition I'm different whoa revelations I get them all the time
01:17:56| yeah sometimes everyone's favorite movie I just like it it's not my favorite he's
01:18:05| gonna be deep in mind that's what the ladies are saying cuz they know he plays
01:18:10| video games [Music]
01:18:22| shit [Music]
01:18:31| like seeing what you don't get cuz I'm like all these orbs drug did you get any
01:18:36| - or betrayal no none strange team leader warps hmm
01:18:49| that's my favorite bad guy in this whole game Vivaldi yeah cuz he crawls on the
01:18:55| ground like a weird up problem is it reminds me of vindaloo which i think is
01:19:00| an Indian dish seems like there's an event happening somewhere this button
01:19:09| real quick why can't we do both we could leave the game can i yeah you did the
01:19:30| double-oh-seven faculty was everyone's favorite level in
01:19:33| the world of course what was the weight was the layout of faculty uh it was like
01:19:37| you started in the bathrooms and everything and they knew that the
01:19:41| facility Oh does he faculty we have any folks at home we used to do in proximity
01:19:49| mines in there and then everyone unlimited Anna it's gone in the Banton
01:19:53| explode yeah it's going anywhere we have all over the place I mean you
01:20:09| had to code in an odd job like to be under bullets pretty lot coding I wonder
01:20:14| how many developers took their lives on that game
01:20:19| so difficult they could not finish it plastiques
01:20:24| I could see [Music]
01:20:42| like I like jump into the scene like they're trying to be badass do something
01:20:56| stupid hmm I do like this setting like the
01:21:02| setting was this sitting like that like Elysium the game did you play titanfall
01:21:25| - I did not I think I might have bought that never actually you know really
01:21:33| check it out I recommend it it's a very good game it's it looks like a regular
01:21:36| action first-person shooter it ends up being much cooler if that makes sense
01:21:41| and there's a couple levels that are exactly like this
01:21:44| I like abandon I like they just don't be in kind of feel to that area it's kind
01:21:49| of like a Bioshock II mm-hmm it's like a poetic write machines took over the
01:21:57| entire planet and then when machines finally failed and humans died away the
01:22:01| plants started taking back over I kind of feel it is because I think of it when
01:22:09| this is at its heyday there was literally no plants anywhere as far as
01:22:12| the eye could see and now it's like it died so plants coming back and be like
01:22:16| it's ours again so there's you ever heard of a body farm no it's where they
01:22:26| so they lay out all these corpses in different different methods like
01:22:30| different ways and they see how the elements take care of the body but like
01:22:36| this they caught like yeah yeah yeah this is one of the UM is a what's been a
01:22:42| hard-ass criminal yeah yeah they want to see how decomposition works in different
01:22:48| areas so legmen crimes right but in this case like they had
01:22:54| like when a body dies the who's that comes out of it like primordial ooze
01:22:58| it's actually like really nutritious for plants so like when people die all these
01:23:02| flowers would like blossom around them and she said like I wouldn't expect
01:23:09| great organs would be melts but then plants with there's no effect area love
01:23:16| it and like it's like very everyone loves it uh-huh and that's canonical
01:23:20| you're talking with titanfall it's like if humans died and like whatever's
01:23:24| inside their bodies would actually become something else like plants well
01:23:29| that's just simple math like it there's a lot of that leftover like I once got
01:23:34| to eat it let's eat it this is delicious they're gonna mean
01:23:37| taking advantage of what's there which touches on cannibalism and we did talk
01:23:45| about like if you could cut out like a section of your flesh did you sell it I
01:23:51| think I felt so far keep the camera on me
01:24:36| you do have an attractive a speed wave about you of interesting on the press
01:24:42| who is that thing hey I'm gonna have to give them like almost no credit for
01:24:49| naming things up tight the planet light all year
01:25:00| this thing is triggered I'm like my ex-wife
01:25:05| oops never mind I've been listening a lot of Joe Rogan podcast and Adam
01:25:20| Carolla was on one of them uh yeah he's talking about how he's he was divorced
01:25:25| and like fucking hates lawyers because like in a peaceful divorce she'd
01:25:31| discipline at 50/50 and that's the notion right sure the idea after well
01:25:36| but he said like you know usually your wife talking somebody and says you know
01:25:41| you could do much better or you don't want to get right you don't want that
01:25:44| you I think I need you ex yeah so the lawyers eventually take like more than
01:25:49| like you you you pay out the third to your wife the third or lawyer
01:25:53| keep it there yourself so it's like a major major loss so he was like real
01:26:00| bitter it was super bitter about lawyers dude
01:26:02| and shot these guys this is awesome he was saying that there's people that like
01:26:06| they was that there was a one wrestler who would do like naked hugs with some
01:26:12| woman and like that was the basis for their relationship naked hugs and when
01:26:19| they I guess they divorced maybe they were married who knows he had to give
01:26:25| over his championship belt because some lawyer requested some ridiculous sum
01:26:30| from him and it was the belt like it was like intended to be like to get him
01:26:34| going and payoff money but I guess we didn't fight back maybe
01:26:39| so how would you feel like your prized position it's like you have to give up
01:26:43| your computer it's like what what what she's not do anything with it yeah she's
01:26:47| like wait how about my base exactly she's not a play but dude stay up there
01:26:54| oh she's late watch your back like a backward record I got ya I thought was
01:27:08| merely a super boss and listen now we're gonna run in like four years Hank most
01:27:12| of these things they just shoot them in the head it's not even like there's
01:27:16| something in here just like Borderlands you had definitive like areas you're
01:27:26| supposed to shoot people at right this place is cool it's a little bit
01:27:35| like a secret laboratory big deal there's no floor again where's the
01:28:07| button omelette underfoot I can't even walk through again you're on a chill you
01:28:12| can't walk through your own shield well that's the one thing is I need I have a
01:28:21| mouse that has a ridiculous number of keys but I don't want to find it down to
01:28:25| it I feel like there's literally there's side those are all keys so it's like
01:28:32| it's like I'll never find the key I want to push I might as well have it all the
01:28:37| keyboard well how would you go where are we supposed to go oh maybe not
01:28:57| well debating switching keys somehow using the actual program that comes with
01:29:05| it so I can set punch to the one key I would actually use which one do you have
01:29:10| it on see ya I know I moved it to ELQ I moved it to eat eat
01:29:16| I guess that's logical move it away from your main buttons right that's what I
01:29:21| figured cuz they use like the activator so I'm just called out well that's what
01:29:26| see the activator is the activator usually you're not doing it during times
01:29:29| of chaos you never wait for so yeah then what is this place is kind of cool dead
01:29:48| end on this map do you have to go to the edges
01:30:02| this is cool bolting can't walk past actually my own grenade can hurt me
01:30:28| whatever it is is down there way did not capitalize the pander where do I revive
01:30:44| you you can I guess I'll just revive oh wait in it that's pretty cool
01:30:49| well how that's bogus all I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to move at all I
01:30:55| knock you I'll put them on my walls so you can't walk through it wait what's
01:31:19| this - thanks fire you in really yeah you can find out oh I jumped out
01:31:41| weird singing this briefing I really fire cows you kinda had a fire all the
01:31:58| other buttons seemed like they would destroy me
01:32:00| oh I didn't your button there I was like John
01:32:10| I like how I'm looking at you and there's always things like to thank you
01:32:14| played inside didn't you was all my favorite Haven I wanted to I never did
01:32:18| never did I never did that's like break did you play great
01:32:22| yeah where's the great VRA ID Oh No yeah great you can it's like it's like a
01:32:32| platformer Super Mario but you can reverse time and the ending is who else
01:32:50| there's great I mean the people who made inside made yeah what's it called own
01:32:57| limbo my plate limbo did you there's this I think here I think um inside is
01:33:07| just the better know what dude jump harder jump harder
01:33:18| did your vehicle blow up my vehicle went straight in the air and I was like what
01:33:26| you gonna respond whatever dude I got you might have to finish I don't know
01:33:32| how this works I just have to finish it for you folks
01:33:39| at home I was scurred well this is really our review of um - here - quite a
01:33:54| king I'm giving it one out of 19 stars I'm Darren let me die like that I felt
01:34:02| pretty powerful though I was backing up reversing not being able to fire tank
01:34:06| what the hell why wouldn't it be is like a stupid fire button make it make it
01:34:10| shaped like a different vehicle I'll make it a tank it's gonna do that
01:34:13| I think they're really setting get fired whoever did whoever designed the thanks
01:34:18| you get I hope he can feed his kids for six weeks and they die
01:34:23| he'll get a severance and make more than I do with that severance options in the
01:34:31| company hopefully not in destiny too after this review comes out Raymond's
01:34:49| one-word right good good looking at aerial all bases covered any of all the
01:34:58| games that people suggest for me and then wait till I'm 70 years old
01:35:03| retirement that's well do just killing some time do you think you'll order
01:35:08| respect the game though but that's it's that old because the graphics become so
01:35:12| dated and everything that's true most games I probably wouldn't play like
01:35:17| right all the same games like sim tower or some city right I look like crap
01:35:22| right it's hard to go like I couldn't tell my kid right now be like hey go
01:35:25| play Mario you'll love it it was like so classic Zelda or like did you play theme
01:35:32| park no I never played theme park rollercoaster tycoon
01:35:37| I did I did that one I think would hold up actually oh I feel like it wouldn't
01:35:44| because I think they have rollercoaster games Intel I don't know that they do to
01:35:49| be a voice or email now that's like newest people in the comments have to
01:35:55| fill CentOS here at the UM painters it's all about you and you watching us play
01:36:03| destiny for a while we are not vain in any way guide you through the first or
01:36:12| second planet we don't remember which one the second destiny yes and that guy
01:36:18| has a stupid stupid it is stupid we should just roasted this game the whole
01:36:24| time we were playing it yeah even if we like that I think we could've roasted
01:36:27| her pretty well okay she's got something underwater mines on her shoulder
01:36:36| you know the ones that point them all home they're tied to a team oh yeah whoa
01:36:45| oh man just slammed his fist because isn't it
01:36:49| I wish you can select armor that had something bigger shoulder him you were
01:36:54| like causing you to be a hunchback well worth it darker eyeshadow well um if you
01:37:14| guys want to try this at home we highly recommend you just do send us the money
01:37:19| and we'll people the job with quitter day jobs and he would have to pay me a
01:37:26| lot they call calling their bluff like the girl with like yeah I'll be negara
01:37:33| $4,000 that's a piece of my eyelash yeah someone's like just one yeah do it it's
01:37:45| one good jump yeah damn world looks really badass
01:37:49| stuff I getting credit and they love rain effects no one loves rain effects
01:37:55| that's lunch it's like it's raining on every planet or snowing oh yeah yeah
01:38:03| time to wrap this one up folks I think I think I did better but I think we
01:38:08| learned a lot about ourselves look at the stats it's good open character bit
01:38:13| of Clan and we're gonna click on under Nick and then
01:38:21| [Laughter] invite to another clan or she could
01:38:33| reject with invites to our clan what Dan where's my you're not even moving
01:38:44| oh it's trying to find out what my emoji buttons were Thomson arrow keys aren't
01:38:50| they oh really well giving you the slow clap dude break up your dance moves
01:39:00| me I'm dealing I'm giving you the blowing magnatron jackass hey Nimrod if
01:39:10| you're watching this podcast you're a loser you're no good you'll never amount
01:39:14| to anything here an idiot we hate level he's our friend a Nimrod you're a moron
01:39:26| your name implies it all my friend is an immersive experience Nimrod Mercer you
01:39:34| feel the immersion yeah dance with this all right well this is good a spot as
01:39:50| any to wrap it all yeah it's good WWE knows I common for one we go to it airs
01:39:55| just go to a vote just didn't go to it's been money yeah disappear it like I'm
01:40:03| not playing with this crap down here - I know he was leading us into a trap then
01:40:10| Ron well you know you know what's up oh that guy's names different name
01:40:19| oh you know what this might be a mini-boss lose my friend
01:40:24| where's Nimrod Lenina was our friend he's gonna help us
01:40:30| yeah I wonder if this doesn't allow you to have non fire team members in it
01:40:37| oh okay do you just slight right where does that dude who was named what's the
01:40:48| right Oh hide behind my shield oh we got
01:41:05| around this way no I haven't seen it that was a fluke
01:41:39| Oh hidden didn't intend to get involved in a five minute mission oh we did ha
01:41:49| but someone in this game though I think that's supposed to distract you from
01:41:52| actually yeah I think it does wait a sec I'm supposed to kill this
01:41:57| shit there's there's named guy there's big guy just got you let's go yeah I
01:42:07| wish I had my special I woulda used it right then
01:42:15| hitting it down my head he's trying to keep yeah good yeah a few people
01:42:24| teamwork baby boo he died I go oh I thought he's dead
01:42:40| each guy ran out of bullets Oh find us holy SH is weird pretty much there
01:42:50| another guy that's going on here yeah it's just a night
01:42:53| oh hell three other guys freeze look oh shit blue light Oh
01:43:21| let's go you open a chest I will in a minute what
01:43:30| shit sure it's probably got some ecology Toby
01:43:53| storia oh yeah you know a quick shoutout Nomad the big friend of the podcast he
01:44:00| lives on the solute trail I like it Nimrod name except for trying to find
01:44:09| home yeah Green Day Nimrod well um hey we survived three times but
01:44:19| this is the fourth time that I do have to pee this time so alright about dance
01:44:45| happily you like it we like it a lot hit that like button hit subscribe hit
01:44:53| give all our money hit give up all my family hit quit my
01:44:57| job hit hit that join the under army you're already on a watch list for
01:45:05| watching this so let's keep going they're watching you while you're
01:45:09| watching us you like it a lot you can't just stop it
01:45:21| while we're doing this gonna no I can't
00:00:06| so I'm dating he's dead folks and your Nick oh no Nick folks and together and
00:00:17| together we make we bake the unfortunate duo should someone taking charge finally
00:00:30| yeah someone had to do it I'm the type B leader if there's no primary leader I'm
00:00:37| a secondary that's what I like to say I'm kind of an H leader HIV I'm a very
00:00:42| positive guy focus anyone listening to the podcast just a quick disclaimer
00:00:49| these are not the opinions facts not even the video game we're playing
00:00:55| they're all they don't reflect our employers our employees our spouses our
00:01:02| spouse's spouses or anyone we've ever met so yep it's all fiction airing right
00:01:06| pictionary that'll work yeah fix fix delusional now real quick for the
00:01:11| episode which which plane is mine you're the rear I think thought so I
00:01:20| think we're both the same of looking at mine and looking at yours
00:01:23| we're both the rear yeah we're both in the same plane I don't know who's
00:01:28| following us but this large amount of people spawning in one spot yeah it's
00:01:36| armored though it was pretty sexy everywhere there's a hawthorn person I
00:01:40| think it's the chick uptown one up top unpainted clean banner hair anyway folks
00:01:46| if you haven't noticed we're playing a bit of a game here
00:01:49| bullshit I like this better terrible ruin the thanks for the banner I guess
00:01:57| acquire it bungee start us off with a purple banner yeah I think you can
00:02:08| inspire people did to be better that's me them in us here we are in the farming
00:02:15| why don't we tell everyone at home what's going on today well I think we're
00:02:20| gonna go to a new planet we just started playing this game try something a little
00:02:23| fresh what's the game called destiny - that's right for PC folks for PC
00:02:30| politically correct that's the only way we'll play this game it looks beautiful
00:02:34| honestly look that background there's like a Death Star
00:02:37| oh wait no this is wrong game it's a traveler there's a piece as a sharp
00:02:42| charge yes the shard that's a shorts this game folks check my
00:02:47| screen and you'll see what really happens with real men doing games up
00:02:51| score goals if you sure about 300 you get little
00:02:55| tiny fireworks that's nice I just scored one you score three you get something
00:02:59| else you don't get anything you get the amusement of failing at life see that
00:03:05| would be a cool clan thing yeah I wish that was our banner you get a different
00:03:10| Steve look at that you get can you select this Dave go back go back go back
00:03:13| think so what can you you're anonymous Steve wow they really do think of
00:03:19| everything in this game that's awesome shut up destiny - Chloe yeah whoa wait
00:03:32| there are no it's a they were unlocked oh you wanna see what they are yeah
00:03:36| additional glimmer ok and grandpa increase public event rewards no how do
00:03:41| you get the look Pacey wait doesn't tell me how you get there look guys on
00:03:49| panders we don't hand air near hoax we're not gonna paint in this game ball
00:03:59| enemy since we're all about the cabal I think that's the Middle East right now
00:04:03| speaking of the Middle East we are terror
00:04:07| terribly sorry for the events that have happened there terribly over the past
00:04:12| over the past thousand years just a hump and ER stance we just wanted to make
00:04:17| sure we as human beings since we're all games all the same things we're capable
00:04:22| is good and the ocean right emotion I think we are okay so I think we're gonna
00:04:28| move on here we're gonna shift over okay let's do it
00:04:31| I'm ready are you guys at home yeah well right now we're at the farm we've
00:04:35| already been to earth crucibles multiplayer which we're gonna go tight
00:04:39| which I hope Nick has he discord actually up pretty good folks yeah it
00:04:52| was pretty cool for the folks at home ah this game it's very Borderlands meets
00:05:00| halo I guess that the best yeah buddy come I would call it
00:05:03| Borderlands without humor eating remarks from Camp Anders it's like Borderlands
00:05:10| is younger brother right gay I guess maybe that'll be the middle child and
00:05:19| we're we're not gonna isolate him a lot majority of our middle children are
00:05:24| pretty rare middle children are rare what they say whoa what are we going by
00:05:31| the way a new planet yep new planet you've been here oops a
00:05:36| lot of water is one approach we received you're vegan
00:05:43| and we're ready to join the fight I would turn off that turn that okay how
00:05:49| to Annoying chat window photo photo the video game tongue twister um solidus
00:05:54| toggle Crouch s but no slapped and I'd be like whoa like Solid Snake's exact
00:06:00| solidus Crouch crouch yeah s but crouch okay I know that's a mighty
00:06:08| paper that's of mind who was I kidding even remember that video game tongue
00:06:12| twister folks you don't get that anywhere else but here so I don't know
00:06:15| no but I kind of remember this a little bit if anything screws up its unhand
00:06:22| your dance oh I want to fall off just want to get
00:06:27| hit by that I want you to get hit by that yeah you're for water effects
00:06:39| they're so good yeah I like it's a ripoff of that movie that sucked
00:06:45| that was the world I think we've mentioned what a world kind of like I
00:06:53| guess he pounces yeah can what Kevin Costner know uh-oh my god I forget that
00:07:03| movie is very sci-fi you probably never watched it dude now it's a movie I guess
00:07:09| doom was a movie in a video game but this account and then dunno dude okay
00:07:13| no dude just soon have water on it Oh has sand good men of water dope
00:07:19| really it's pretty this is great this is great I can't get in there because
00:07:22| there's something blocking door you have to shoot down the web but where he can
00:07:27| get in I just did with my powers real fast your powers of bullets Wow
00:07:32| now I used my melee I'm the mage I have a vicious melee attack
00:07:41| now have any smokes or smile recently the weather changes I'm gonna be
00:07:46| incredibly happy I feel like I'm reborn really yeah but last week I was sick and
00:07:52| the weather was hot so terrible but now it's real so smirking so no I
00:07:57| don't really I've just been on a nice roll folks if
00:08:05| you notice when Dan's feeling good don't feel like I am you're on the opposite
00:08:11| inspector we'll just no no from you there's nothing to do with the world as
00:08:16| I renew with you connected somehow this guys getting lucky I'm just in a
00:08:21| cold when he's having a great time I'm just that's all bad that's true
00:08:26| take the wrong place to live in yeah here we are running through lady ship
00:08:34| filled with corpse like things yeah this is another race it's called both fall
00:08:38| all right something else no that's the name of the unit they're called
00:08:43| something I've really I should probably not call because I've never played this
00:08:46| game hive no that's not the name oh cool it's like might be the hive that helps
00:08:59| aneema that movie's gonna drive me nuts I can even bother Nate hi you know that
00:09:12| do you see the movie where they had a bookcase where they manipulated gravity
00:09:16| or a message yeah it's like that iconic yeah yep
00:09:22| yeah hey in Oh No god damn it ah you know what I suddenly got so happy I was
00:09:36| around the edge like beautiful feel so much better
00:09:41| oh it's gonna bother me now it's gonna bother me now it was just in theaters
00:09:49| and you know what party yeah good good it's like the problem is like from the
00:09:58| last sci-fi movie I saw have you seen a rival now I did not see a rival up our
00:10:06| language which you would love oh yeah really popped my phone out check it no
00:10:14| no we can't has to do with time gravity I think I Hey he's older than his
00:10:20| granddaughter now the granddaughters older than him
00:10:23| he'll be rolling forever but he says all right all right all right to the big
00:10:33| l-shaped thing or the eye shape thing or the X what is it what letter I always
00:10:36| think who does one letter that just kind of wanders around here
00:10:45| and so oh damn it in know how is it we're gonna have to come back with this
00:10:52| one what's your smoker smile again smoker
00:10:54| smile yeah so when to a wedding I have my new phone fixin to is the greatest
00:10:59| thing to ever happen to me in my life oh yeah I love my life whatever I hate
00:11:02| everybody but it doesn't have a headphone slot right by design it went
00:11:11| with the way the the iPhone or whatever they don't do three three point five
00:11:15| millimeter jacks which is I think it's late and I guess they figure they save
00:11:20| themselves three point five millimeters and and whatever and more and more and
00:11:24| more people they also I think an apple any word by any product I can I could
00:11:31| use - yeah but Apple sells Bluetooth headphones now it has money and beats
00:11:40| wireless so I'm pretty sure they just really wanted to feed their own market
00:11:43| like you know what I mean so if you cut out the headphone jack and everyone uses
00:11:46| your phone what do they have to do head back and buy your headphones right yeah
00:11:53| so it's kind of a dick move well anyway to pick someone without it and uh what
00:11:57| they did in food is something that patches into the USB C port and it turns
00:12:02| into an adapter for Hypno's I was like all right what'll you get though forty
00:12:07| wear wool I went to a hotel and I I had something happen to me that never
00:12:12| happened in my entire life you know what venture guess you didn't have a headset
00:12:19| no no I thought like my real headphone bluetooth headphones I wrote anytime I
00:12:25| go away I bring like every head bowed i oh no I had five hours of free time when
00:12:30| don't want to talk to me knowing where I could be oh I used hotel Wi-Fi oh look
00:12:39| at pornography yeah I sure did not just once but uh I went for a run in the
00:12:46| mountain air I felt more alive than I've ever felt at one point I was bored with
00:12:50| my free time I thought this is great this is like at night I went to bed
00:12:56| listening to music with my adapter and wouldn't you know it folks I left my
00:13:01| real headphones 140 dollars I've had for over a year and my adapter in the hotel
00:13:08| that's it my smart mom they're gone forever headphones I've had forever and
00:13:14| an adapter the only thing that connects me to the 3.5 millimeter world one one
00:13:18| fell swoop Wow oh wait did I tell you I get a phone
00:13:22| call from house services that they downed it it is my smile and she said I
00:13:28| said I'm cool can you like how does this work um right the sends one to pick it
00:13:32| up cuz it's an hour and a half away can you mail it I'll pay the mailing fee and
00:13:36| she's like oh you did mail it I said perfect she said but it's a minimum
00:13:39| recharging $8.00 I was like oh it's like it's gonna cost
00:13:43| you a Gaddafi 0 80 there 18 18 okay that's like I was like I was like it's
00:13:50| gonna cost you like $2 go away they don't weigh anything
00:13:55| did you think I'm sorry sir so here I am in $18 from my own head it does that's
00:14:04| my smirk smile well devote I think everyone has that experience have how
00:14:07| many things have you lost in uh in hotels over the years no I almost not
00:14:12| over each area that yes I always grab the headphones like always grab all that
00:14:18| crap so man if these guys even know who they are I just blew something up over
00:14:30| here some of these guys have explosive stuff on their head oh really
00:14:33| guess what I just were explosive all over their face dude how's your family
00:14:43| so I react to this oh shit oh no I hey I'm havin I oh I have one so so you have
00:15:11| to listen through the whole thing okay it might be sure who knows alright so my
00:15:16| hotel thing going go playing games oh my god way I lost my stuff sorry folks
00:15:22| playing video games really mess with your head focused yeah so imagine that
00:15:27| scientists created you they made a clone of you and if it is
00:15:32| your age and it's female yeah and it has exactly like your mannerisms your brain
00:15:39| oh well there's no I'm doing it no I didn't finish but you know where
00:15:47| I'm going know that so you naturally being narcissistic not if that leaves my
00:15:59| sister or brother it's really me yeah and this is the first time you're having
00:16:03| relations with it right wow I didn't know I went ahead with it you want it to
00:16:08| look you're already there now what what do you do what do you say to yourself
00:16:14| the first time you're making love to yourself that you either you know
00:16:19| comfort the other the other person because you like it's awkward or Haeckel
00:16:23| because you know that it's you oh I say something like here's Johnny
00:16:31| but I change it so that's our name here's me here's us I might say uh God
00:16:45| I'm beautiful and then do it this to specific you distracted by the game
00:16:52| because I feel like he got some juices no no well I feel like the female you
00:16:58| would be like you're gonna get into work here cuz I'm gonna gain oh it's great I
00:17:07| think area yeah Berkeley she'll you want to see that happening your sister
00:17:16| brother your clone sister um no I'm trying to give the audience something
00:17:27| really good something juicy but I'm just like I don't think I would do it
00:17:32| who knows you're already doing it that's not a question the question is like how
00:17:40| would you react to yourself most awkward situations or the Ryan where I say you
00:17:45| were good and I light a cigarette for the other one you know anyone here that
00:17:50| just sounds like it tacky drama are you great but that's what I'm you know I
00:17:56| can't think of anything really cool right the second it would fit the bill
00:18:05| um there is something about this game that as you'll notice in and have played
00:18:12| before but only like 20 minutes 3 minutes 30 minutes but there's something
00:18:20| about this game that naturally flows blinking you never get lost you know
00:18:24| where you're supposed to go know how to fight like battle oh they do have
00:18:27| continuous guys that pop up and you're always drawing stuff right I mean I
00:18:32| actually admire that sort of thing hurry it's a video game right it's a
00:18:39| good video game saw it out it get there hey you know what's up people made this
00:18:52| yeah no no not you every time I go to the edge of my screen
00:19:02| hmm coming out there it's a goddamn killing time for special why doesn't my
00:19:11| guy haha this is such bullshit I don't like it there's no padding
00:19:20| all right now is praising this game for how created it's all for stupid plays it
00:19:27| where are you it died I fell and I couldn't get up is my idiot wasn't
00:19:33| grabbing ledges I didn't feel well no no how about this let's say you have the
00:19:48| ability some 100 genie or whatever branch you it says hey you can have any
00:19:52| magic ability you'll have it for life do you want it yeah
00:19:58| magic I wanna teleport I wanna shoot beams out of my eyes whatever I don't
00:20:03| know you're probably gonna want the paddle right what the fuck are you going
00:20:09| lady do you ever try to talk anyway I'm not done anyway whoever he says you can
00:20:17| have a power or not it's up to you have to have for
00:20:19| your whole life you can't read it read it
00:20:21| everyone says yeah because it's stupid not to but can anyone imagine a scenario
00:20:25| where the world doesn't find out and it doesn't end badly for you
00:20:29| the world doesn't find out that you have a special ability yeah like if you can
00:20:34| teleport it's only a matter of time for someone catch you on camera or something
00:20:37| or you want to use it to make money right and at that point isn't it a
00:20:42| matter of time before science or religion or someone once you dead or
00:20:47| wants to use you like you know to be yeah or I can't imagine a scenario where
00:20:51| you're the only one in the entire universe
00:20:53| who can do something and people are like let them have it it is cool like no one
00:20:59| ever would let you let you be it would almost end badly no matter what I heard
00:21:05| like a jokes but part of it was a like whenever you reach into your pocket you
00:21:11| always have I did hear this word on reddit joke I forget how it goes but I
00:21:17| feel like that would let you live life however you felt like you needed to but
00:21:22| no one would ever question it because it's coming from like your pocket and
00:21:26| you'd be like cool and it'd be like small amounts so like right now I'm like
00:21:30| four hundred eight thousand dollars yeah but that's not what you would ask a
00:21:33| genie for no I'm saying no oh all right you would ask to fly or something yeah
00:21:38| something ridiculous because you know you're asking teeny for power would like
00:21:44| to always be happy like continuously be happy
00:21:47| did you get sad that or would what if like but what if you have a wife or
00:21:53| whatever I just like handed to you like drugs like these are pills then you'd be
00:21:57| like all this hold up dude would be continuously happy and you have a wife
00:22:03| and kid and everything and the kid dies or something and she's like and she's
00:22:06| crying terribly and you're like I guess they would or like you want with this
00:22:15| she would shoot me like she wouldn't yeah I don't think she would be happy do
00:22:21| you have a genie you have to think almost everything in
00:22:33| Thursday I think it is Thursday there's third back we can talk about
00:22:38| video games I've never played another one this this
00:22:43| is the first video game you've ever played
00:22:45| what's WASD change the key bindings make it easier mm-hmm it's like did the
00:22:54| tutorial tells you that tilde is changed weapons like joke I felt out didn't I
00:23:04| was did you have to go down there I don't like doing I'm gonna just keep
00:23:10| going this way backwards alright you stay down there right some half closer
00:23:14| some bullshit check the map real quick you PI heading back into this thing
00:23:21| right yeah can't imagine one huh it's Chloe green did you into like did you
00:23:29| have a computer we're growing up yeah we had a UH
00:23:33| Ibn or something did you have video games on that like the monkey throw
00:23:40| thing or the planet yeah I actually forgot about the monkey throw cuz I
00:23:46| thought that was actually a really cool angle gate yeah yeah and it would
00:23:50| explode the banana over the city yeah Oh should you guys have turtle for the
00:23:56| angles to what deploying colonel computer science maybe you could on what
00:24:03| what angles to move at know what I think so actually
00:24:06| it's weird stuff that people like I kind of remember that now hey made you think
00:24:12| of it does that make you feel Dumber munchers I remember that I don't
00:24:18| remember but they had like the ace of these like pac-man type things that
00:24:21| would like like if you like six times six if you like 36 like oh we can sort
00:24:27| of a plaster which had already tried math with yeah we played all these
00:24:33| different types of games in the pure lab already
00:24:36| what um in our high school was a big one counter-strike I guess counter-strike
00:24:42| EverQuest I don't know that I played it requests
00:24:49| my laptop well here here's something I want to say I think it's crazy that um
00:24:54| like computer nerds have to live with the stigma they do that they get more
00:24:59| heat than you know and some people will say like it's not true but really have
00:25:05| you ever seen a kid with like the tetris thing in this pocket and the girls
00:25:08| aren't crawling all over his body it's like disgusting like like and then
00:25:13| if you're a big video game guy like how do you know a girl wasn't in you for
00:25:17| your high school and she likes you alright it's kind of a hard life to live
00:25:22| that way I think they are they just in not sexist
00:25:27| not sexist but I feel like if they see a guy looking like speedrun mega man like
00:25:35| they're all over it but they can't not and it's like in the thin their body
00:25:39| they can't fight it no I mean and people say it's unfair the girl but it's not
00:25:44| fair the guy cuz you know if he can trust her Lee is she like me for me or
00:25:48| my megaman i speedrun mario 2 like did she like me or tissue like what I do
00:25:55| though you know it's the same thing when I mentioned I have a youtube channel
00:26:01| you're like you're like I wish I didn't tell them I wish I could try release it
00:26:05| first and then I got a big ol you want to talk about Joe Rogan I did it Rick's
00:26:32| humiliate Rick's I forget her name we're gonna mess it up we don't say Charlene
00:26:36| Laurie oh no it's just say see I can't even be honest for the podcast if you've
00:26:42| ever sent her money I forget her last name can't write checks anymore
00:26:48| I think it's ER young actually named dong young is that to titute obvious
00:26:55| yeah it was Siara ciarán learner or something or it was a whatever anyway
00:27:01| she's number seven twenty eight professional that was like o episode
00:27:08| seven twenty eight yeah it was fascinating because it's a chick she on
00:27:15| humiliates men for money yeah but she's not physically within the same space so
00:27:20| she just sends them things that are like community she's never doesn't meet them
00:27:24| it's like it's like you know their fetish which they like because it's
00:27:29| their fetish to be right there we go here we go something finally open so she
00:27:37| initially she hell does that thing she started talking about how like she sends
00:27:43| like well yes the very first guy she got involved with was she was eighteen and
00:27:51| hung out chat rooms etc dart web whatever before before everything was
00:27:58| popular but uh she's pretty jaded yeah but she her first move was she sent a
00:28:05| man piss in a no the first one was restless piss every day you know how she
00:28:13| got into this you must be related like whatever she was no it's me it makes so
00:28:19| much sense the world a perilous so she's one of those girls that tells her urine
00:28:23| or feces or fingernails her hair from a hairbrush she choke use an e she goes he
00:28:28| does the whole thing one-stop shop maybe but I know she got her start in Japan I
00:28:36| only said she was living there like overseas and she barely lets just use
00:28:41| pen or kind of chatter lion and everything and talk to all these weirdos
00:28:45| and creeps what I found it interesting about her was that she didn't like
00:28:53| almost like yeah they were my Joran but I thought I'm not gonna do that and they
00:28:58| were like come on if you like sure you the boxes are like okay that's lie
00:29:05| that's wet II hundred dollars yeah under the door yeah yeah I could just see them
00:29:10| like ah that's the thing is like it though I'm talking about like the
00:29:18| package it's in my hair blood and like fingernails it's like they murdered
00:29:23| somebody and planted her her evidence everywhere that was the reason yeah it
00:29:30| staged murder scenes caves tumors you do that with this women or is early nice I
00:29:36| guess if good alibis really good out like her own video whoever murdered this
00:29:41| this man pooped in the toilet and then and they missed a little bit yeah it's
00:29:51| uh that was one of my pranks in college I took a PowerBar like one of the
00:29:56| chocolate ones heated up and formed into a tarragon slam slapped it on the seat
00:30:00| no one would use that that toilet but I knew it was clean so I could use it oh
00:30:05| how dude I literally I hit with some weird
00:30:08| yeah yeah and I never seen it before I was trying to throw it what you're like
00:30:12| and threw it power bar on the scene I was like what is going on everywhere but
00:30:17| let's confuse about you about the world in general yeah I know that that chick
00:30:22| was totally fine with like whatever fetish she's like I understand you
00:30:28| looked it up but was she attracted I imagine she was she was she is
00:30:33| attractive uh yeah I think about it so what I thought she said was the weirdest
00:30:40| thing but like was prophetic Jesus crazy no she's like the one guy
00:30:47| who is uh gay but he was straight if I had hurt us in video footage that she
00:30:54| was gay door ex-boyfriends and her ex music oh yeah like a humiliation that
00:30:58| it's the fact that he mount yeah what if we need lock you over
00:31:09| like that huh do ya I think and like some guys are like take my credit card
00:31:18| and use it wherever I think that was hilarious yeah it's like you feel well
00:31:23| am I seen that on Twitter they're like come on a gig and they call these men
00:31:28| eight pigs see I did a little research by seeing a bunch of stickers let's
00:31:33| leave em daddy cut mentality right but it's a screw daddy you make fun of them
00:31:40| yeah I was like what that um oh shit holy shit
00:31:49| did you see this thing's behind you I ran right by oh you're the decoy well
00:31:55| they would have got you so I saved your life
00:31:58| thank you you're welcome anyway it was really funny as she said something about
00:32:06| the guy who was gay but he faded I think girls like his ex-girlfriend to never
00:32:11| find out he was gay so he would like be black now me yeah huh - girlfriend I'm
00:32:16| gay make them think I'm gay and like that was his thing but like it was like
00:32:21| weird because they were girlfriends and he was a coming to a girl who did
00:32:24| anything for him like mm-hmm she was like yeah it was weird his
00:32:28| sexuality was different from his fetish I was like what I was like oh yeah I did
00:32:35| like some of them are like using a woman to prove out there yeah it's yeah it's
00:32:41| like it was like they were ashamed of it but they wanted it yeah well weird well
00:32:47| and they raised a good point like if you have sex or whatever and like afterwards
00:32:51| like and she's like that's like a normal reaction like if you wear like pantyhose
00:32:59| and you want to have a bunch of condoms in your mouth and something else and
00:33:03| then like orgasm and then you come up like that's quite a that's quite a
00:33:10| wake-up like you're on like you're like tripping acid
00:33:13| wake up whoa man that was a crazy dream having an orgasm too right oh man oh
00:33:27| that other guy he's weird I think Joe Rogan used it he said he said it's like
00:33:34| when you're really pretty and your focus on just sex it's like you're on the
00:33:38| you're in the back of the bus and then when all the women supposed engines were
00:33:42| loud and you're try and tell the driver where to go but he's listening yeah and
00:33:45| then you finally you finally you finally finally finish and you're the bus driver
00:33:55| that's a good analogy very good the other thing he said was that like as
00:34:04| a woman like she had three relationships that were completely like normal she
00:34:10| said like you know they're serious serious boyfriend yeah I'm dating here
00:34:16| yeah okay but like he's it you know that's the complete difference between
00:34:20| like a man and a woman that's like the boyfriends would be like oh that's okay
00:34:23| you're making money and it's kind of kinky for some people sure yeah the
00:34:27| guy's like I mean the water what a woman would be like yeah I just put a bunch of
00:34:37| piss in jars uh-huh saving it for later for when that's valuable man there's a
00:34:45| real question so if you're willing to debase yourself far enough there's like
00:34:49| a there's a craft for everything you think we the young Hannah and Dan get
00:34:54| some money like really old that these guys who are like the and uh two men of
00:35:01| thirty playing video games yeah and there's a podcast fish out there you
00:35:08| know that they're no they should pay my my Bitcoin wallet is b20 now do they
00:35:24| all start with B I don't make that up they're all what sha sha to 256 or
00:35:31| something like a bunch of characters listen what's the deal so what's the
00:35:35| story behind the guy owns like like 5% of Bitcoin I don't know no I think he
00:35:41| went anonymous so that he was not all right no one to lose who or what he is
00:35:47| so happy like could he someone said if he cashed in all at once it would just
00:35:51| destroy the economy the Bitcoin filing for people like that it's about it's
00:35:59| about furthering like an idea we just one last one it would have told it is
00:36:14| folks this is the UM panderers here where you're seeing it live we're good
00:36:22| don't tell me I have to run back to that stupid I shoot from here I don't think
00:36:27| it was that far it's the one right over there
00:36:29| are you gonna try to get it from here no it's pretty far yeah I'm gonna hang back
00:36:36| a lil in case you fall maybe this is going forwards I just got the keys
00:36:39| no it's not pretty sure that's where we just were we're gonna hang back just in
00:36:46| case you shout out that's sweet ring effects though yeah I like it folks
00:36:53| so the no it's I think it's going to the other Tower which is now okay so um yeah
00:37:06| the Bitcoin guy I don't know I mean if you start something in its questionable
00:37:10| who owns it then maybe you go anonymous like this guy and then you let it take
00:37:15| on it life what the Oh a life of its own Oh crapped it yeah whoa whoa I'm going
00:37:24| on here do I need to go yeah this way of course yeah well there's a lot of other
00:37:39| wallets that like are spinning off a Bitcoin that do it shit aliquots I guess
00:37:44| they don't know how to program like that one who talked about like forgiveness
00:37:47| all of it it was recent that they lost like 30 million dollars because they had
00:37:52| one programmer that was messing around stealing pennies on the dollar like the
00:37:57| he made a guy take office he made this a mistake and tried to correct it but no
00:38:09| folks there is on pandered and it's stuck
00:38:13| oh it's getting stuck let's see what happens oh well Super Mario baby
00:38:19| platformer let's go huh run around where you are yes you do
00:38:26| so I'm waiting on it bitch should pick the other classic speed bastard
00:38:33| good fire catch it fire is what it is even slow you down I should know myself
00:38:40| to see where I would spawn because if I be closer quicker yes we Lightning
00:38:45| effect there huh wait way to run the wrong way all this waiting and I ruined
00:38:53| myself dude that pumps nearly killing people I
00:39:03| almost he almost fell under weight this way so I'm where I came from
00:39:11| no it's not see now this is unfair I was watching you platform but you really
00:39:23| were getting more practice than I ya know much that's awesome
00:39:34| Oh Canole dude I get where are you only I can respond Helen are you off the
00:39:43| edge I'm gonna jump to get you oh cool yo I don't know your guys up that get
00:39:49| ready continuously falling I almost wanted to say don't but I want to see if
00:40:00| it work oh man you're like Bates wait I wonder where we have to start from this
00:40:06| checkpoint well I think it's that last one you did probably how many kills I
00:40:09| have precision kills it's because I softened all your enemies wait where he
00:40:14| literally started ahead where are we good lord
00:40:17| our checkpoint is forward get some shield
00:40:40| get up there get up there you suffer Oh No on the edge couldn't give that guy
00:40:53| I'm still amazed that that was her full-time job like her her parents
00:40:58| thought what she was getting she said four grand for one well poop yeah
00:41:04| multiple times right that's ridiculous here here's the question what's the guy
00:41:10| deal with the poop that's I don't know like one so okay you hold on you a pee
00:41:16| you can pop you drink it you can put it on here your bathes in it I don't know I
00:41:21| almost I don't get that but like that's reasonable that's not reasonable but it
00:41:28| hold on but it makes more sense than what are
00:41:31| you doing with a poop I don't know I don't know how is that sexual at all I
00:41:37| can't shit you can't do you think he ate it yeah no it's not I'm pretty sure do
00:41:50| you think he worships it keeps it somewhere
00:41:53| frozen store Sam why would you cuz that was the same guy have it was a repeat
00:41:56| customer he bought more grains listed three times sure so hold on so he did
00:42:01| something that last three months eat it like a fudge brownie podcast
00:42:20| choose reward oh nice oh wait their own names gauntlets gauntlet some chest arm
00:42:29| on a counter Wade during the city evacuation but we can't
00:42:39| crack the encryption Holliday says there I'm getting the Battlement it's mine it
00:42:47| said it improves the regeneration speed of grenade melee and rift abilities that
00:42:52| sounds very cool I did it conductors they kind of like the name if i have
00:43:04| based on the name that's what I think you should do the feedback fence I buy
00:43:09| something over yeah I did that the first time - I bought I was like Oh war items
00:43:14| Oh more items I'm just comparing it and he won it and I bought the exact same
00:43:18| thing that I was dick hey Elliot oh my character I don't even I should have
00:43:29| checked my what my quips item was see he should have shouldn't I should have
00:43:35| thought about it through oh I think there's a thing going on public event
00:43:48| whoa still not the door out the door oh yeah Edward work of securing so there's
00:44:00| gonna be oh there they all are it's gonna hide
00:44:16| come on our way we're gonna try to do a celebrity challenge Oh what the hell was
00:44:21| that fucking railed me hold up hello I gotta
00:44:23| give I'll revive you in a minute but ya wanna call out um Thank You Lucy gay
00:44:32| yeah nice to people huh no stop my mouth oh Jesus were you at no actually I heard
00:44:39| that he was uh he was gonna be kind of oh man he got real bad guy too
00:44:44| I guess we're all strong enough to be in this law hold on Paragon just saved your
00:44:48| ass or my ass well I'll save your ass Korea I respond quite all right well my
00:44:55| friend Paragon was here so yeah which we challenged Louie CK and Sarah Michelle
00:45:03| Gellar to do well I'd say that louis c.k backed out of some of his public
00:45:08| speaking things because he apparently it's gonna come out say what's the exact
00:45:11| story he beat all from another girl but we wanted to the problem is like he he
00:45:16| definitely like mention this things in his skits like it's so his jokes were
00:45:21| real no I like it okay admits to it he's like he's like no it's weird should
00:45:26| happen and you know I think he's passed it louis c.k seems like there's a guy
00:45:32| thank God dude he does this and I feel like Louis CK's gonna handle it better
00:45:39| than all the others you should I mean I give him the back credit I know you're
00:45:44| saying like he's very old so africaine but but in know whoa
00:45:55| maybe funny it was like his like ex-wife like yeah it was so traumatic like
00:46:01| having sex sorry Michelle Geller though I had such
00:46:16| a crush on her when I was ever did yeah she looking Papias hello
00:46:24| one of my first like double dates was with her no no it was it was actually me
00:46:36| and like two brothers same time and we watched some movie that she makes like
00:46:43| food where her emotions get into the food oh it was the worst movie I think
00:46:48| we all like sixth graders realized it was terrible okay you pulled up come
00:46:58| here get back there I'm looking at the I this I died
00:47:09| your be the trash you like being underpowered because then it's scary
00:47:13| guys can actually that you're better Oh pretend I'm a little pretend I'm a
00:47:19| little too Serena I just ruined that guy's day
00:47:26| Oh your dad got me with the last you I'm bad dude I want to save you a minute ago
00:47:33| I didn't realize you weren't good I think I don't think Sarah Michelle
00:47:37| Gellar's a gamer well I think she should play this is
00:47:43| bullshit because I'm fine with that they should help us with a raid yeah
00:47:59| louis c.k and tamara shit Geller challenged you to actually help us play
00:48:04| this game too because they're not they're not charitable Paragon that's
00:48:11| actually I am I'm here oh that's lie and there's Lucy can't
00:48:20| look at that they're in here right now little did we realize that it would be
00:48:28| friends we made on the way here's the chest here
00:48:40| whoo like a glimmer yell eyeball gonna eyeball to eyeball dude you're standing
00:48:52| like dude oh god there's so many things I missed everything God everything's
00:49:06| dead where'd everything go the event end I guess okay let's continue on what I
00:49:13| feel we're doing oh sweet public event right there right
00:49:22| here was this black dude give me like full whatever yeah change my buttons
00:49:30| four minutes that's a while especially cuz we didn't
00:49:36| get anything from the last one I mean it's true these are other ones around
00:49:42| it's right here the other mission is like over yonder give me like thief of
00:49:53| thieves actually we can do that it's close keep fighting
00:49:56| start this mission over here where the games you play are younger really I was
00:50:23| just trying to help you finish the word I think was pitfall it was like you're
00:50:30| in cave kind of system yeah I know what that is I didn't I didn't really play
00:50:35| that I know what that is another one like Battletoads it's impossible but
00:50:38| game I played that was really cool and actually had an impact on these
00:50:41| flashbacks play that no no I was like the future the weird AV hold on locked
00:50:53| by sentries servers dude you might want to help me out here coming I know but
00:51:00| guess what wait I'm going the wrong way I just need to get up one level up there
00:51:17| oh the games you played the most like Skyrim ablated time uh it's caramel a
00:51:27| lot doing such a blank I'm like good games at the old huh everything worm
00:51:33| worms 3d 5% lemmings worms yeah lope i looove let me worms is awesome
00:51:39| played warms 3d actually live in college worms just like a lemmings on steroids
00:51:47| yeah it's so much fun you outside yeah they're at the mission
00:51:57| started outside of this couldn't do like there's just people running around still
00:52:02| have a minute EverQuest I played for years the same
00:52:08| thing like clash of clans I can play clash clans for years I did play that
00:52:12| for years I still play shout out everyone in a clan get a line mean big
00:52:18| Dookie appropriate fit in that I fit it in there did you get that text from than
00:52:23| the other day yesterday was it a video yeah the bullies mother yeah oh the
00:52:46| backstory is that like a woman calls in saying that she wants to hook up with a
00:52:49| guy she hooked up before but he gave her the cold shoulder so she ends up calling
00:52:56| him on a radio station to get him to dismiss up the why he's not seeing her
00:52:59| anymore and she's older and he's younger and it turns out that the mom had a son
00:53:05| who is shitty and the only reason the guy slept with
00:53:07| her to get back at the guy shitty big shit story yeah that guy mom the mom
00:53:21| didn't have any recourse at all it was her angle that's very odd I don't know
00:53:26| most of that stuff staged to be honest but it was the right thing
00:53:29| pretty good stage yeah good acting here comes you over here damn well
00:53:37| looking a from afar but yes I'm gonna take the heat put my shield
00:53:42| take all the heat dude take some heat gonna hide behind this
00:53:48| block yeah I'll save anything there's something the red ball Oh
00:53:56| anything else dropping issue goddamn Lucy over here
00:54:30| you'll I would - honey dip you're a loser you're a loser oh nice
00:54:52| how about the punches don't you feel real good yeah take out a leg take out a
00:54:56| leg oh this Kia one of those stop reasonable
00:55:08| god damn it yeah and I think I was glitching on your
00:55:16| goddamn screen which is my dad Phil and any like that you can get trash is
00:55:28| our church mm-hmm did you anyway Corrections for anything didn't any past
00:55:35| episodes oh boy oh boy I know there was a correction I just follow us i am i
00:55:43| said we bombed our enemies in South Korea I mean incorrect last episode
00:55:51| apparently we bombed a lot of innocent people in Japan many years ago so I want
00:55:56| to apologize in the atomic bomb not a joke
00:56:00| and I don't know why didn't happen although brings me to another
00:56:06| significance I'm time to get into something else
00:56:10| Gil van bought this game oh we did yeah for computer and his girlfriend doesn't
00:56:16| want to play it because some of the creatures look sexualized this her words
00:56:24| not mine he's not allowed to play it at all
00:56:28| what's real funny is she has a bunch of pictures of herself dressed up as the
00:56:33| dregs in this game Halloween costume no no like just it wasn't Halloween II just
00:56:39| found these like three months ago it's like her a sexy bag or drag outfit and
00:56:43| she's like mostly nude and it tasteless really I don't know he sounded that they
00:56:48| I'll get it but we do root for you on her camp and understand we know you'll
00:56:57| get through it and maybe one day I'll be able play the big boys
00:57:07| shame that happens so all too often where you have a good friend and then
00:57:12| they dates what he wishes nope and then they fear forever
00:57:18| what's all about yeah my ass you think people on your ass
00:57:29| how do we go the unlock gift you think yeah really you're supposed to shoot the
00:57:33| neck guess what I'm going to pick up a scourge cannon got knocked up that
00:57:41| whatever I mean does this freezing thing that's just annoying
00:57:56| well good point available so would you rather have really really
00:58:09| super long arms or super super long legs totally awkward long legs yeah everyone
00:58:16| loves it won't like a tall guy in I'm saying like three feet by themselves or
00:58:21| what five feet by themselves dude and then the rest your body regular I was a
00:58:26| bit hot yesterday about how they draw women and like women are supposed to be
00:58:33| like really tall and skinny you're actually fulfilling like a stick figure
00:58:37| fantasy right I guess I mean I've yeah I guess
00:58:47| women love ridiculous traits about men like the taller you are the more
00:58:52| attention you'll get that's the correct answer
00:58:56| Yeah right doesn't make much sense but I guess
00:59:22| let's try it see how look here this new new stuff
00:59:51| you know idea cuz I love that he beams so when it freezes it really pisses me
00:59:56| off again I guess it's any time I'm in close
01:00:00| combat because I probably move the mass a lot and it just hits the edges all
01:00:08| right well I just spawned me if you if you're hanging around to you around I
01:00:12| already know where you are that was right behind you my nude shoot
01:00:15| you in the back let me kill this guy yeah I think what didn't think it was
01:00:21| how I want murder this garbage alright I just turned on like fullscreen agains
01:00:32| maybe that's gonna help milk I'm cooking it nothin
01:00:47| boom love that movie I think they slow down when they're
01:00:56| around my shield they take a little bit of bitch
01:01:12| first time I rose actually out of ammo we didn't even talk about call of duty
01:01:16| yet we call that all duty every five minutes we don't but I feel like I don't
01:01:21| want to you want it you want the glory go back well I was trying to explain the
01:01:29| sound we would go like we would be number one in fill in the game a game
01:01:36| where we didn't use bullets in call duty like you think that I'm not using that
01:01:40| would be a handicap would never what I have to play like the big boys Ives in
01:01:46| grenade that run I don't like that you can't shoot while jumping if you have to
01:01:59| fall and shoot there there's a perk for me that home I think I can I didn't buy
01:02:06| it yet but still I didn't jump off oh go and ten rounds
01:02:25| get a lot of heat say the words I'm thinking because I'm gonna say I'm dead
01:02:39| [Music] guys are quick can they disappear and
01:02:49| they kill you really quickly because they have a shotgun all right I think I
01:02:59| figured out what's up with my controller every time I'm off screen at the top
01:03:01| every time I go off the screen and then shoot stops it almost makes it worse
01:03:13| keyboard like you can hear me because I'm trying to get back on track yeah
01:03:19| dude it's been awesome with frisbee looking for that long revive kill punch
01:03:25| punch punch get him now he has a little bit of help
01:03:36| up and he disappeared and this challenge is ended
01:03:45| let's get merkel Emmer and get the fuck out of here come in find the Fallen cash
01:03:52| it's follow the dot I'll get it I think this is where I was heading before the
01:03:58| two public events happened yeah what uh what a coincident the boys as I refer to
01:04:05| us as the unpin their voice well folks um any comments in the bottom like you
01:04:27| want to say you better than us it's something that I do I dare you to take a
01:04:34| podcast play it exactly horridest play within a windowed screen
01:04:50| whoa dude yep already even any troll friend no I'm trying to find the cache
01:05:17| yeah we're trying to be a boss somewhere nasty it's a lot farther away than I
01:05:29| thought okay you leave as fast as hell are you
01:05:33| already in that other building areas yeah
01:05:39| pressure waited for you I think yeah I think they're gonna make me fight in
01:05:44| here oh I can be there in one minute just don't die cuz that's what friends
01:05:59| are for think I'm coming up you I know I just I was like should I stop and
01:06:12| collect this alkyne oh yeah he would appreciate it oh you probably collected
01:06:24| it in the salvage it hey you find it Yeah right here I have to hold them
01:06:33| around in that bad boy way yeah what's up here yeah check this out it's like
01:06:54| pretty sweet get away see you later sucker and now I thought there was like
01:07:03| a wave coming I was like we could hide in there but not too many games use
01:07:08| water physics and like actual feeling of water right where it's hitting you in
01:07:13| the face yeah that is pretty cool fun like actually like interacting with
01:07:19| water read splashing all over you making you wet like making you think of urine
01:07:25| or girls your room would you buy a girls are pushing you around like a woman does
01:07:50| like people do drug testing no but I bet they did what like watching them pay in
01:07:56| a cup yeah they want thing like they buy p for
01:07:59| that reason o rush is their freshness statement oh I
01:08:06| think there has to be some sort of rule how do you know like how do you know
01:08:11| like they did the temperature thing like I like you right like a woman and we're
01:08:16| a mound I think it's important Danny that's a health jump yeah um
01:08:29| maybe there isn't a timetable for urine so that's why you can buy pee and use it
01:08:33| later just so you know bubs I feel like the
01:08:40| people who would buy it or not smart enough to know that you can't do that so
01:08:43| maybe buddy mine used it and uh strapped into his leg and then there's nothing on
01:08:49| the bathroom buddy pee wee man why not well and he figured taping it to his leg
01:09:03| brought up till the room counter I think yeah I mean for his bike after uh
01:09:13| that dude totally showed us his butt oh shit
01:09:18| find us pretty much confident we're constantly firing this game just good
01:09:30| right or there's no real game to it it's just you know rapid-fire maybe we got
01:09:48| whatever transmission code something I mean that oh sure ah the transmission
01:09:59| codes we finally got them mm-hmm Harvey Weinstein is trying to sexually harass
01:10:11| people and we found the codes to stop him for the record the offenders would
01:10:19| stop Harvey Weinstein we can stop that we would yeah
01:10:32| I took it to route that is what this game is pretty good at there's so many
01:10:39| different routes and places for enemies to pop out of oh yeah sitting here
01:10:46| transmit transmat I don't know why the bad thing about this game is if you
01:11:04| don't under the friends it's just like you doing this mission alone it's a
01:11:07| boring yeah you're just kind of gym they're showing
01:11:31| out that's the one thing playing the game it's harder to drink there's not a
01:11:39| lot of those lols you can't pause maybe it's a speed thing too often this case
01:11:53| sorry games of it you have one of the less multi clickers like there's the
01:11:56| keyboard thing that makes a Nicole well there's a keyboard stop like it'd be
01:12:01| holding the elbow yes yeah and I the shift button and the sticky keys that's
01:12:22| just thanks just like Call of Duty skills you're constantly lagging typing
01:12:28| and winning what's his name he sounds like black yeah with the the the big
01:12:44| lips who likes um I love white girls and you're talking about yeah okay might not
01:12:52| be he does do mitigating I'm pretty sure I've heard him in song the problem is I
01:12:59| like note the scene that I remember him problem I can't say on the podcast this
01:13:05| requiem for a dream and it's good film if it's like a first
01:13:10| date or whatever you need to feel no little feel doing a tester movie aha
01:13:18| Univision list list said laughter Sarah Sarah Leno number four add REM really a
01:13:28| panty-dropper you're looking to egg a day you're gonna find nothing better the
01:13:41| guy his name in the credit he does yeah his name's uncle Hank is what he's doing
01:13:46| yeah wonder if that has like real connotation well I well I want to know
01:13:55| why did he has the name at all like did he have other parts and they cut him out
01:13:59| was Uncle Hank really involved this movie like way telling he has one line
01:14:04| and one just got in needed a character name and hit some development is one
01:14:10| stipulation is you gotta call me someone else that should just say like that's
01:14:21| some large or something weird going on it's like spinning shotgun shit and he's
01:14:36| like hiding you know I show that yeah I know I say
01:14:43| that humans do comfort it's just a name
01:14:58| G although us blow us sputum anyway um what would you say about this game and
01:15:08| pandered in recommend it I feel like it's a good mindless mind fuck right
01:15:17| it's good it's not like gonna change your life at all yeah there's nothing
01:15:21| special that's like it does everything oh it's weird just like I played
01:15:26| factorio before this game like two weeks ago and that drew me in but it was not
01:15:31| that entertaining like the final thing was just to go okay it was still like it
01:15:39| was still like it got me on a hook and I was on the hook for like a week playing
01:15:45| that game in this game just like it's fun but not the shooter destiny - but no
01:15:51| no I think it's well done and everything fix compatibility everything except the
01:15:56| windowed mounts then you haven't gotten hooked into the loop pay off yet girl in
01:16:05| the first game it was supposed to be really really hard to get all the good
01:16:09| stuff and the like taking more time to do
01:16:15| something that's how hardcore gamers get into stuff right but I feel like that
01:16:19| the double-edged sword like there's certain games work like this is going to
01:16:23| be so hard for you and I'm like okay I'm out something like no no wait you gotta
01:16:27| get into it it's like yo left sorry that was Emily EverQuest
01:16:32| EverQuest was so realistically punishing that like it would take you 30 minutes
01:16:37| to run somewhere you die corpse had fall in the ground and then you have to go to
01:16:42| let the gear from your corpse yep Wow probably see there's one more mission I
01:16:50| guess finish out the mission on this thing it's utopia okay follow me let's
01:17:02| go jump because I thought you were down here but it was another guy named a head
01:17:08| Oh give me a second oh and then you can be on the first floor
01:17:23| another thing the public missions like they kind of make sense like draw people
01:17:27| together but then you feel so alone after everyone leaves friends eat with
01:17:34| you yeah my life surrounded by people I'm different and I like our work that's
01:17:44| weird I like girls who like pizza and they don't have to be in perfect
01:17:48| physical condition I'm different whoa revelations I get them all the time
01:17:56| yeah sometimes everyone's favorite movie I just like it it's not my favorite he's
01:18:05| gonna be deep in mind that's what the ladies are saying cuz they know he plays
01:18:10| video games [Music]
01:18:22| shit [Music]
01:18:31| like seeing what you don't get cuz I'm like all these orbs drug did you get any
01:18:36| - or betrayal no none strange team leader warps hmm
01:18:49| that's my favorite bad guy in this whole game Vivaldi yeah cuz he crawls on the
01:18:55| ground like a weird up problem is it reminds me of vindaloo which i think is
01:19:00| an Indian dish seems like there's an event happening somewhere this button
01:19:09| real quick why can't we do both we could leave the game can i yeah you did the
01:19:30| double-oh-seven faculty was everyone's favorite level in
01:19:33| the world of course what was the weight was the layout of faculty uh it was like
01:19:37| you started in the bathrooms and everything and they knew that the
01:19:41| facility Oh does he faculty we have any folks at home we used to do in proximity
01:19:49| mines in there and then everyone unlimited Anna it's gone in the Banton
01:19:53| explode yeah it's going anywhere we have all over the place I mean you
01:20:09| had to code in an odd job like to be under bullets pretty lot coding I wonder
01:20:14| how many developers took their lives on that game
01:20:19| so difficult they could not finish it plastiques
01:20:24| I could see [Music]
01:20:42| like I like jump into the scene like they're trying to be badass do something
01:20:56| stupid hmm I do like this setting like the
01:21:02| setting was this sitting like that like Elysium the game did you play titanfall
01:21:25| - I did not I think I might have bought that never actually you know really
01:21:33| check it out I recommend it it's a very good game it's it looks like a regular
01:21:36| action first-person shooter it ends up being much cooler if that makes sense
01:21:41| and there's a couple levels that are exactly like this
01:21:44| I like abandon I like they just don't be in kind of feel to that area it's kind
01:21:49| of like a Bioshock II mm-hmm it's like a poetic write machines took over the
01:21:57| entire planet and then when machines finally failed and humans died away the
01:22:01| plants started taking back over I kind of feel it is because I think of it when
01:22:09| this is at its heyday there was literally no plants anywhere as far as
01:22:12| the eye could see and now it's like it died so plants coming back and be like
01:22:16| it's ours again so there's you ever heard of a body farm no it's where they
01:22:26| so they lay out all these corpses in different different methods like
01:22:30| different ways and they see how the elements take care of the body but like
01:22:36| this they caught like yeah yeah yeah this is one of the UM is a what's been a
01:22:42| hard-ass criminal yeah yeah they want to see how decomposition works in different
01:22:48| areas so legmen crimes right but in this case like they had
01:22:54| like when a body dies the who's that comes out of it like primordial ooze
01:22:58| it's actually like really nutritious for plants so like when people die all these
01:23:02| flowers would like blossom around them and she said like I wouldn't expect
01:23:09| great organs would be melts but then plants with there's no effect area love
01:23:16| it and like it's like very everyone loves it uh-huh and that's canonical
01:23:20| you're talking with titanfall it's like if humans died and like whatever's
01:23:24| inside their bodies would actually become something else like plants well
01:23:29| that's just simple math like it there's a lot of that leftover like I once got
01:23:34| to eat it let's eat it this is delicious they're gonna mean
01:23:37| taking advantage of what's there which touches on cannibalism and we did talk
01:23:45| about like if you could cut out like a section of your flesh did you sell it I
01:23:51| think I felt so far keep the camera on me
01:24:36| you do have an attractive a speed wave about you of interesting on the press
01:24:42| who is that thing hey I'm gonna have to give them like almost no credit for
01:24:49| naming things up tight the planet light all year
01:25:00| this thing is triggered I'm like my ex-wife
01:25:05| oops never mind I've been listening a lot of Joe Rogan podcast and Adam
01:25:20| Carolla was on one of them uh yeah he's talking about how he's he was divorced
01:25:25| and like fucking hates lawyers because like in a peaceful divorce she'd
01:25:31| discipline at 50/50 and that's the notion right sure the idea after well
01:25:36| but he said like you know usually your wife talking somebody and says you know
01:25:41| you could do much better or you don't want to get right you don't want that
01:25:44| you I think I need you ex yeah so the lawyers eventually take like more than
01:25:49| like you you you pay out the third to your wife the third or lawyer
01:25:53| keep it there yourself so it's like a major major loss so he was like real
01:26:00| bitter it was super bitter about lawyers dude
01:26:02| and shot these guys this is awesome he was saying that there's people that like
01:26:06| they was that there was a one wrestler who would do like naked hugs with some
01:26:12| woman and like that was the basis for their relationship naked hugs and when
01:26:19| they I guess they divorced maybe they were married who knows he had to give
01:26:25| over his championship belt because some lawyer requested some ridiculous sum
01:26:30| from him and it was the belt like it was like intended to be like to get him
01:26:34| going and payoff money but I guess we didn't fight back maybe
01:26:39| so how would you feel like your prized position it's like you have to give up
01:26:43| your computer it's like what what what she's not do anything with it yeah she's
01:26:47| like wait how about my base exactly she's not a play but dude stay up there
01:26:54| oh she's late watch your back like a backward record I got ya I thought was
01:27:08| merely a super boss and listen now we're gonna run in like four years Hank most
01:27:12| of these things they just shoot them in the head it's not even like there's
01:27:16| something in here just like Borderlands you had definitive like areas you're
01:27:26| supposed to shoot people at right this place is cool it's a little bit
01:27:35| like a secret laboratory big deal there's no floor again where's the
01:28:07| button omelette underfoot I can't even walk through again you're on a chill you
01:28:12| can't walk through your own shield well that's the one thing is I need I have a
01:28:21| mouse that has a ridiculous number of keys but I don't want to find it down to
01:28:25| it I feel like there's literally there's side those are all keys so it's like
01:28:32| it's like I'll never find the key I want to push I might as well have it all the
01:28:37| keyboard well how would you go where are we supposed to go oh maybe not
01:28:57| well debating switching keys somehow using the actual program that comes with
01:29:05| it so I can set punch to the one key I would actually use which one do you have
01:29:10| it on see ya I know I moved it to ELQ I moved it to eat eat
01:29:16| I guess that's logical move it away from your main buttons right that's what I
01:29:21| figured cuz they use like the activator so I'm just called out well that's what
01:29:26| see the activator is the activator usually you're not doing it during times
01:29:29| of chaos you never wait for so yeah then what is this place is kind of cool dead
01:29:48| end on this map do you have to go to the edges
01:30:02| this is cool bolting can't walk past actually my own grenade can hurt me
01:30:28| whatever it is is down there way did not capitalize the pander where do I revive
01:30:44| you you can I guess I'll just revive oh wait in it that's pretty cool
01:30:49| well how that's bogus all I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to move at all I
01:30:55| knock you I'll put them on my walls so you can't walk through it wait what's
01:31:19| this - thanks fire you in really yeah you can find out oh I jumped out
01:31:41| weird singing this briefing I really fire cows you kinda had a fire all the
01:31:58| other buttons seemed like they would destroy me
01:32:00| oh I didn't your button there I was like John
01:32:10| I like how I'm looking at you and there's always things like to thank you
01:32:14| played inside didn't you was all my favorite Haven I wanted to I never did
01:32:18| never did I never did that's like break did you play great
01:32:22| yeah where's the great VRA ID Oh No yeah great you can it's like it's like a
01:32:32| platformer Super Mario but you can reverse time and the ending is who else
01:32:50| there's great I mean the people who made inside made yeah what's it called own
01:32:57| limbo my plate limbo did you there's this I think here I think um inside is
01:33:07| just the better know what dude jump harder jump harder
01:33:18| did your vehicle blow up my vehicle went straight in the air and I was like what
01:33:26| you gonna respond whatever dude I got you might have to finish I don't know
01:33:32| how this works I just have to finish it for you folks
01:33:39| at home I was scurred well this is really our review of um - here - quite a
01:33:54| king I'm giving it one out of 19 stars I'm Darren let me die like that I felt
01:34:02| pretty powerful though I was backing up reversing not being able to fire tank
01:34:06| what the hell why wouldn't it be is like a stupid fire button make it make it
01:34:10| shaped like a different vehicle I'll make it a tank it's gonna do that
01:34:13| I think they're really setting get fired whoever did whoever designed the thanks
01:34:18| you get I hope he can feed his kids for six weeks and they die
01:34:23| he'll get a severance and make more than I do with that severance options in the
01:34:31| company hopefully not in destiny too after this review comes out Raymond's
01:34:49| one-word right good good looking at aerial all bases covered any of all the
01:34:58| games that people suggest for me and then wait till I'm 70 years old
01:35:03| retirement that's well do just killing some time do you think you'll order
01:35:08| respect the game though but that's it's that old because the graphics become so
01:35:12| dated and everything that's true most games I probably wouldn't play like
01:35:17| right all the same games like sim tower or some city right I look like crap
01:35:22| right it's hard to go like I couldn't tell my kid right now be like hey go
01:35:25| play Mario you'll love it it was like so classic Zelda or like did you play theme
01:35:32| park no I never played theme park rollercoaster tycoon
01:35:37| I did I did that one I think would hold up actually oh I feel like it wouldn't
01:35:44| because I think they have rollercoaster games Intel I don't know that they do to
01:35:49| be a voice or email now that's like newest people in the comments have to
01:35:55| fill CentOS here at the UM painters it's all about you and you watching us play
01:36:03| destiny for a while we are not vain in any way guide you through the first or
01:36:12| second planet we don't remember which one the second destiny yes and that guy
01:36:18| has a stupid stupid it is stupid we should just roasted this game the whole
01:36:24| time we were playing it yeah even if we like that I think we could've roasted
01:36:27| her pretty well okay she's got something underwater mines on her shoulder
01:36:36| you know the ones that point them all home they're tied to a team oh yeah whoa
01:36:45| oh man just slammed his fist because isn't it
01:36:49| I wish you can select armor that had something bigger shoulder him you were
01:36:54| like causing you to be a hunchback well worth it darker eyeshadow well um if you
01:37:14| guys want to try this at home we highly recommend you just do send us the money
01:37:19| and we'll people the job with quitter day jobs and he would have to pay me a
01:37:26| lot they call calling their bluff like the girl with like yeah I'll be negara
01:37:33| $4,000 that's a piece of my eyelash yeah someone's like just one yeah do it it's
01:37:45| one good jump yeah damn world looks really badass
01:37:49| stuff I getting credit and they love rain effects no one loves rain effects
01:37:55| that's lunch it's like it's raining on every planet or snowing oh yeah yeah
01:38:03| time to wrap this one up folks I think I think I did better but I think we
01:38:08| learned a lot about ourselves look at the stats it's good open character bit
01:38:13| of Clan and we're gonna click on under Nick and then
01:38:21| [Laughter] invite to another clan or she could
01:38:33| reject with invites to our clan what Dan where's my you're not even moving
01:38:44| oh it's trying to find out what my emoji buttons were Thomson arrow keys aren't
01:38:50| they oh really well giving you the slow clap dude break up your dance moves
01:39:00| me I'm dealing I'm giving you the blowing magnatron jackass hey Nimrod if
01:39:10| you're watching this podcast you're a loser you're no good you'll never amount
01:39:14| to anything here an idiot we hate level he's our friend a Nimrod you're a moron
01:39:26| your name implies it all my friend is an immersive experience Nimrod Mercer you
01:39:34| feel the immersion yeah dance with this all right well this is good a spot as
01:39:50| any to wrap it all yeah it's good WWE knows I common for one we go to it airs
01:39:55| just go to a vote just didn't go to it's been money yeah disappear it like I'm
01:40:03| not playing with this crap down here - I know he was leading us into a trap then
01:40:10| Ron well you know you know what's up oh that guy's names different name
01:40:19| oh you know what this might be a mini-boss lose my friend
01:40:24| where's Nimrod Lenina was our friend he's gonna help us
01:40:30| yeah I wonder if this doesn't allow you to have non fire team members in it
01:40:37| oh okay do you just slight right where does that dude who was named what's the
01:40:48| right Oh hide behind my shield oh we got
01:41:05| around this way no I haven't seen it that was a fluke
01:41:39| Oh hidden didn't intend to get involved in a five minute mission oh we did ha
01:41:49| but someone in this game though I think that's supposed to distract you from
01:41:52| actually yeah I think it does wait a sec I'm supposed to kill this
01:41:57| shit there's there's named guy there's big guy just got you let's go yeah I
01:42:07| wish I had my special I woulda used it right then
01:42:15| hitting it down my head he's trying to keep yeah good yeah a few people
01:42:24| teamwork baby boo he died I go oh I thought he's dead
01:42:40| each guy ran out of bullets Oh find us holy SH is weird pretty much there
01:42:50| another guy that's going on here yeah it's just a night
01:42:53| oh hell three other guys freeze look oh shit blue light Oh
01:43:21| let's go you open a chest I will in a minute what
01:43:30| shit sure it's probably got some ecology Toby
01:43:53| storia oh yeah you know a quick shoutout Nomad the big friend of the podcast he
01:44:00| lives on the solute trail I like it Nimrod name except for trying to find
01:44:09| home yeah Green Day Nimrod well um hey we survived three times but
01:44:19| this is the fourth time that I do have to pee this time so alright about dance
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