Transcript of Episode 24 - Getting to Know Us
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00:00:05| so I'm Dan and I'm still neck folks and we are handers we don't pander and we
00:00:13| don't pander cuz we form a giant panda earth that does not care don't pander
00:00:19| time okay hmm check our disclaimer somewhere written
00:00:24| we don't feel like doing it right now below it somewhere you're gonna be a
00:00:27| certain age to watch you know the routine yes I'm sure
00:00:29| man it's f doubly sure does one cool whatever cool plant eels pretty cool
00:00:34| we're pretty cool we're gonna jump right in the face tongue twister because I'm
00:00:40| ready to go you are you sure okay I made this one up with like a an hour ago
00:00:45| let's see ah it was online the other day you know I'm on LinkedIn
00:00:51| guess what Abe Lincoln linked in a be linked in profile I think I said that
00:00:59| right Abe Lincoln LinkedIn a B in LinkedIn profile yeah that's it that's
00:01:03| pretty easy they believe is they didn't be in a LinkedIn profile yeah LinkedIn a
00:01:09| B and a great LinkedIn profile I feel like it has an extra syllable in there
00:01:12| I'm forgetting thanks though I think so hmm it wasn't as good as I thought but
00:01:17| when I wrote it it sounded better hmm someone else could spruce that up make
00:01:21| it their own yeah I'm just throwing it out there you can make a million dollars
00:01:24| of it I won't even sue you just enjoy a nice milk product tonight yeah ah look
00:01:29| uh white rush clothes it's eggnog cuz it's seasonal guided in the house but
00:01:38| for a big party I had the other day no one drinking over that way drink any
00:01:42| of it it's one of those things that's bipartisan yep so you know we even
00:01:48| brought it out hey any one more try to be egg nog spice it up everyone's like
00:01:52| yeah it's kind of late we're getting ready to go no thanks okay
00:01:56| hi joke's on you I'm okay carton eggnog now have a nice find
00:02:02| I do buy new nutmeg for it ahead nutmeg it was like I guess when you let it sit
00:02:08| for like ten years it does something so it sticks together now we got nutmeg in
00:02:11| leg noggin that's what we're gonna do folks it's
00:02:15| fantastic how much more those drinks do you have how many more I can do seven
00:02:19| more tonight I'd be in good shape okay do remember that I had a one
00:02:23| Christmas holiday event at the step step in-laws mm-hmm and they there was a
00:02:32| brother so what was he makes him like an in-law uncle or something no no who
00:02:38| cares but he had eggnog he brought like three gallons of eggnog because he like
00:02:42| makes whoa okay he doesn't miss business he makes skin suits of women by the
00:02:51| gallon I just gonna go get me a patch right here things yump so yeah he
00:02:58| brought so much eggnog and no one drank any of it
00:03:02| it's okay I only bought a car so I'm fine hmm intersector covered yes any
00:03:08| Corrections I'm gonna go over some stuff from the last episode we may have said
00:03:11| wrong or anyone for did you called you the day one call you this is a universal
00:03:16| symbol for call help you remember I don't think anyone called me text me
00:03:21| emailed me I had like eight of my friends technique
00:03:25| it was weird as all 11 p.m. exactly like seven hours after the episode dropped it
00:03:31| was from episode 21 we were talking about the Lion King I said James Bond
00:03:37| was the voice of Mufasa is that it's James Earl Jones so it's clear that up I
00:03:44| don't know how I thought was James Bond it's a movie thing people are in movies
00:03:49| other people in movies I'm not supposed to remember everybody it's the guy from
00:03:53| the Bell Atlantic commercials there's a lot James Bond so it's difficult I mean
00:03:59| you can't write so I could have been right do you think James Earl Jones ever
00:04:03| play James Bond his entire life even with his friends let me give you a
00:04:07| situation here yeah what if you could take one character from any movie and
00:04:12| put him in another movie to change the plot what would you do what would you
00:04:17| pick who would you pick in what movie would you pick
00:04:21| we got two from Zoolander but I'm in like a really really serious movie let's
00:04:27| see like a documentary about murder running around the camp I'm sorry my bid
00:04:38| get in the way of your ass that would be him saying it not us
00:04:50| yes okay let the record show we got too much fun he's spilling food all over
00:04:58| them sterile the guy his assistant quivering with them it's great oh it's
00:05:17| good stuff hi I have a smoker smile now that we feel so good
00:05:26| I do feel enlightened and endorphins and in Gord just I had to finish the triple
00:05:34| entendre yeah and it's just wrong there yeah I did just wrong
00:05:40| like you could feel it from 3,000 miles away
00:05:47| that's strange I do have a smirk but it's a little bit
00:05:52| along when if there's a story associated with it I don't know if you alright yeah
00:05:57| I love it who cares so I finally got around
00:05:59| playing that destiny 2 game and playing the Leviathan raid which is the night
00:06:04| you know I fell asleep like 15 minutes after I said I can't do it so it was
00:06:07| good thing that's yeah I felt the same way about three hours into it three
00:06:13| hours yeah he yeah it's the game is so that I don't know there's like four
00:06:19| parts we did like that I made it you I mean you guys have we had all Swedes and
00:06:23| you need six like the way it's set up I'll go through how it's set up after
00:06:27| the Smurfs yeah but um and I'll go through why it sucked to start it took
00:06:33| sorry minister but the smirk is that there was one guy on our team that was
00:06:37| like the team leader because he had done it so many times and he had the best
00:06:41| computer which had four video cards each a thousand dollars apiece and our write
00:06:47| his break was so much more expensive than all of ours why was he in playing
00:06:52| with me unveiling all this is that I don't know
00:06:56| it was weird because he had two children that were like running around and his
00:07:00| wife was in the background like hacking lung and he's like are you okay honey
00:07:03| and he's like like still are you are you right so he wasn't really checking yeah
00:07:09| he sound like such an asshole but he also was like the team leader so he was
00:07:13| like deliberately like I knew nothing about it but he would go like really
00:07:16| into detail and he'd be like you go l1 l2 r r2 r1 r1
00:07:20| you got our one again our wanting it go no-go on the hole and like you'd be like
00:07:23| mmm be like I don't know what you're talking about cuz I don't even like have
00:07:27| the genero like general like what's going on layout yeah so the the smirk is
00:07:31| that this guy was so into the game and so into helping that he completely
00:07:37| missed everything about the game that makes it awesome and he's like you're
00:07:41| not you know learning you're not understanding what to do you're just a
00:07:44| freaking robot and he's just like pushing buttons on the robot trying to
00:07:47| make it do what he wants no offense is that what something becomes when you get
00:07:51| good enough at it even playing guitar like you imagine it's not like you're
00:07:54| making cool sounds really you're just shredding to your memorization core
00:07:58| abilities when you're playing a game you're manipulating the the challenge do
00:08:03| you know what I mean so well that it's not even a game you're just timing it's
00:08:07| all about timing in just repetition I think so but the smirk is that like if
00:08:13| you're playing a game you think that it would be less robotic yeah you think
00:08:18| you'd be you could name things for what they look like
00:08:21| like l1 was a grove of trees and the trees were the only ones like on the map
00:08:26| area he could just said like trees yeah all right side left side you know that
00:08:33| right fine yeah that's the that's the part of
00:08:38| it was that I thought was playing with a like a group of all my friends I would
00:08:43| understand how people could enjoy it but I'm with a bunch of strangers and people
00:08:47| not talking and not learning together it was just that one guy mentioning how
00:08:51| many times as video cards there's something yeah he's uh I don't know I
00:08:55| don't know I'm kind of curious what his background is and what he does and if
00:08:59| he's just that does not like job in Arrested Development where he wears the
00:09:03| expensive suit to work yeah like I'm gonna talk the guy wearing the $300 suit
00:09:07| and every time he tells someone else about it they hey do you know if the
00:09:11| meeting still he's like yeah that's the guy in the $500 suit he's in the urine I
00:09:15| was like do you need help me it's like yeah I'm the guy who isn't or a $6,000
00:09:19| suit he's screaming loudly and like humble
00:09:23| bragging that his suit costs more every time you mentioned it hmm there's more
00:09:28| there that's bubbling to the surface I'll just let ya anyway did you guys did
00:09:36| you do it we'll take six hours the game doesn't sound like fun to me like six
00:09:40| hours I mean three but still it's uh the description of it is so I'll talk about
00:09:47| I don't know how to describe it I'll do the generic thing that the general idea
00:09:53| of what you're doing there's one game that you have two sides three person to
00:09:58| a team and you're pretty much rotating like you need to like carry the ball to
00:10:02| the middle and then carry another ball to the other side and then you just you
00:10:05| you swap positions you constantly go back and forth more killings you always
00:10:09| need a team to be going you gotta work in unison yeah and if you drop the ball
00:10:13| you like screw everything up so that was one one of the team so that is obvious
00:10:17| you need six people there's no way you could do it with less it'd be very hard
00:10:20| and then the other one was like you're in like this forest area and you're
00:10:27| carrying again these like balls and you have to hide from these things that are
00:10:32| running around so you have two spotters up top that are calling out where the
00:10:35| dogs are and you're depositing them into these flower things to get bonus points
00:10:41| until you're like killed in one shot entirely ridiculous and I played the
00:10:46| game a lot yeah like someone who never played a game probably that doesn't make
00:10:50| any sense but if I played a little bit I'd probably figure it out no no no
00:10:53| several hours into it doesn't sound like anything I've ever heard or seen in the
00:10:57| game and there's no explanation so like it
00:10:59| the whole game is missing pieces of it so like I got there I was like okay so
00:11:04| you put the ball and the thing and then you kill these things but like you run
00:11:07| out of time like instantaneously so if you were there trying to figure it out
00:11:11| you'd be like it'd be fun with everyone that didn't know how to do it at first
00:11:15| you'll be looking around but there's a timer that goes that and then you die
00:11:19| instantly at the end so like you'd be like oh did you talk I don't know I
00:11:22| don't know it was that was cool good again yeah let's keep dying and dying I
00:11:30| could see people dying about 30 times before they're like oh yeah you each
00:11:33| have to split off in your individual groups and do like sixes out though
00:11:37| structure so you literally needed to be with someone who's played the game
00:11:41| before and has multiple video cards yeah look that make sense to me yeah I don't
00:11:48| know it was kind of it was interesting but I don't think six people was needed
00:11:52| like to do a game like portal 2 did it best with two people like if you had
00:11:57| like a portal 2 with 3 people and like a little bit more complexity well there's
00:12:03| probably a math reason like you know two people two portals to different
00:12:06| dimension like to you know red and orange so that makes sense yeah versus
00:12:11| you know you had a third person there's only two portals so you know a lot of it
00:12:15| was like mirrored so you can have a team of three doing it it's like they don't
00:12:19| map with goal couldn't see that but I accidentally spilled the screen and I
00:12:22| gently wiped Dan's face where was it I got just thanked on my face sorry
00:12:34| Oh nog on your face it was definitely the nog here mm-hmm it was definitely
00:12:40| like you they took something and they I had like a three person idea and then
00:12:44| they just said let's just put a mirror in the middle and reflect it and have
00:12:47| the same team doing the same thing on the other side hmm
00:12:50| I was like how about this can I cut down to the chase here consider that and I'm
00:12:59| just telling you what I feel I thought maybe I needed to run around and be like
00:13:02| more interested in what it was but it just doesn't sound fun oh I think I
00:13:07| figured out what that's what I don't like about destiny
00:13:13| he's not fun no literally I mean cuz I was thinking I was trying to explain it
00:13:18| to somebody like my other friend Dan or something I was like it's cool like the
00:13:21| graphics are really good it's smooth I mean it's tons of guns there's tons of
00:13:25| replayability like there's yeah different events to keep you occupied
00:13:31| the interfaces are they're kind of confusing but yeah whatever but it's
00:13:36| just there's not a lot of fun to that game yeah it's no Grand Theft Auto like
00:13:41| fun one of the first times we played we jumped in the car together we're driving
00:13:47| around and we come to a train track and someone is oh yeah I do remember this
00:13:52| vividly remember it was trying to wait he's waiting for the train was patiently
00:13:57| waiting for the train to pass which which I still confusing me I don't like
00:14:01| just sit in his car waiting the train across traffic and we just ran him so
00:14:07| far and just ripped his car up and yeah that's like the hilarity that game is so
00:14:17| simple and so much it's so obviously fun you involved at any of the times that
00:14:22| this is real early in the Grand Theft Auto days like when it first started and
00:14:25| you can ghost kind of a around hmm like if you were getting bothered by
00:14:31| everybody in the level you could tell spectator mode where everyone can still
00:14:35| see you but the bullets and nothing can hurt you and you couldn't interact with
00:14:38| anything like I couldn't get into a car no I had a bunch of cool ghosts on us
00:14:42| because we were bothering them so much and then we just walk around but you
00:14:47| know eventually that's not fun either so we would follow them just wait for them
00:14:50| to hunt ghosts and they'd be walking around trying to ignore us for really
00:14:54| long and like ten minutes ago by and they're like well you're not doing
00:14:56| anything in the game you got to come back to life come on buddy I could feel
00:15:01| him waiting like I'm just gonna wait them out and there were many times where
00:15:04| eventually they'd just leave the server and I'm like damn it but a few times
00:15:07| they eventually like Boop turn it back on we just blasted airman you could feel
00:15:13| it you've got attention yeah you could feel so much about the other player in
00:15:17| destiny too it's isn't you don't you let like it's pretty blank not fun
00:15:23| yeah well done game I mean really graphically done well it runs smooth as
00:15:27| hell I mean I don't have four video cards but everyone's grace man yeah I
00:15:31| don't think you need four for the top ones maybe want to become a millionaire
00:15:36| and just buy it so I could be like toussant that great I spent 10 grand on
00:15:40| out I don't get it at the end four years that'll be $800 foreign oh yeah I'll
00:15:46| need to buy another one Algie moves on mm-hmm
00:15:51| my smarter smile is much easier than yours sure for one I fried a turkey
00:15:58| those badass deep-fried sweet oh yeah I didn't do it locally uh girlfriend's
00:16:04| brother did it mostly work he's done it before though
00:16:06| yeah so I gave him yeah you feel a little dangerous when you put that
00:16:10| turkey in there absolutely and it we accidentally added a little too much oil
00:16:15| not a lot it's too much oil like a lot like it goes over the edge might catch
00:16:19| fire I was just a little bit too much so like every now and then it would spur
00:16:23| oil everywhere else at all what if one of these hits of flamers honestly it's
00:16:27| pretty far as hard yeah but uh is juicy as hell man thanks good old bird crispy
00:16:35| skin yeah crispy oh oh yeah delicious loved
00:16:39| it um and that's my ax mark smile the real smart smile was I think that night
00:16:45| or yesterday I decided to watch Rick and Morty episode I forgot what made me have
00:16:50| ever seen it I've seen bits and pieces but not enough some of the funniest damn
00:16:55| shows I ever seen I need to watch it it's really funny like I um if you look
00:17:02| at our YouTube history uh-huh spring off later but uh oh yeah dude oh yeah cuz
00:17:11| you can find them on just YouTube or whatever um they're broken into like the
00:17:14| partial episode so you google Rick and Morty season 1 episode 1 and then it'll
00:17:19| be like a video that has all six but it's six videos that are like three
00:17:22| minutes long each on that then I got two episode eleven and it's funny as hell
00:17:28| it's like really dark twisted because it's a cartoon so I guess it's like
00:17:35| Family Guy meets and I don't know need something you know
00:17:39| maybe only like white 30 year old 20 year old guys think it's really funny
00:17:45| and um you know everyone else disdains it right baby and then in which case you
00:17:49| thank me for what I am before I get too old to enjoy it but you
00:17:52| just watch it more we'll come back to it but I think you'll find it addictive and
00:17:56| very good it's it's fairly clever and maybe because there's some science to it
00:18:00| I guess then the philosophy there's interesting
00:18:03| philosophy that's interesting anyway give it a shot put that out there
00:18:08| a superfan the show many people hate it oh my god that's a dumb but I like it
00:18:14| usual that you enjoyed it I I laughed out loud like a bunch of times I don't
00:18:19| usually do that when I watch shows noisily good one good one show but I was
00:18:23| like oh a couple of end moments yeah a couple of real zingers you can't give it
00:18:31| a shot you know the good friends of the podcast Oh writers of the show real
00:18:39| writers I have something we always do I try and subdue it I'm not trying to get
00:18:49| too wild here and hide it sick back to your level
00:18:52| oh man we have whispered started to yell at different times
00:19:07| yeah awkward don't worry be more awkward when we have to do all these challenges
00:19:12| well I have a good one yeah it's two people who I thought were the same
00:19:17| person when I was like six years old what is it an hour the movie stars and
00:19:22| their pop stars hmm Bill Paxton and oh he's gone yeah no no we're not asked him
00:19:28| to do anything I was gonna say Bill polemics that's the best in peace yeah
00:19:32| their names are somewhere I I do reserve that no this one's on Wayne Knight you
00:19:38| know is comely referred to as new bid ah new
00:19:43| you knew it from Jurassic Park remember he was a guy stealing look we got that
00:19:48| here Datsun see no one cares anyway who does he look like the who's he similar I
00:19:53| was 6 or 7 years old so I wasn't the most the brightest school yet it names
00:19:59| Mike Haggerty he um you know from overboard
00:20:04| I don't you ever see the show friends yeah so you know their landlord who
00:20:09| dances with Joey he's heavy said he has a moustache kinda
00:20:11| looks like Mario a little bit hmm I see you googling gonna have to click anyway
00:20:17| they don't bill they don't look alike at all I think they were just to that head
00:20:20| to your movie stars that struck me when I was six or so I guess so know that I
00:20:26| don't think they look that much alike it's just when I was six they I confuse
00:20:29| them for some reason Spiller have use in so many things that along exact because
00:20:34| it's got a gadget yeah yeah cruise control all these things that would just
00:20:38| tear right when they're on the boat I think that was the boat what are we
00:20:41| gonna how are we gonna slow down this but there's a bomb in the boat oh no we
00:20:47| can't go under five knots he's an Austin Powers really like all
00:20:54| these things that are like really like yeah right Dick Tracy anyway um there
00:21:00| are a couple of great guys and I know they love to donate to charity so I
00:21:04| figured this is the big opportunity put your money where your mouth is or should
00:21:10| I say put your money where your butthole is oh don't you need to challenge me oh
00:21:18| boy do you finish it I want to do an eggnog chugging contest with these guys
00:21:25| anally yeah yeah not alcohol like it just it's like butt chugging that's what
00:21:36| those kids were doing in college a little you can absorb alcohol through
00:21:39| your butt right absolutely you can doing in life it was London a few years ago
00:21:44| saving kids were soaking tampons in like vodka yeah so they could do it in school
00:21:51| good on you kids I heard that it's not out for you yeah
00:21:55| you heard anyway and for every ounce we can get them we'll donate at least $1 to
00:22:03| charity so this goes on my search search record alcohol but tampon alcohol enema
00:22:15| cool Oakley known as butt chuggin you I don't want to see how wait dangers I
00:22:23| know there's a danger associated with this of course you're absorbed
00:22:27| it's like putting it right into your bloodstream like your body slows it down
00:22:31| when you drink it you know your stomach all that stuff you're not you're just
00:22:34| throwing it like an ass beat car like whoa yeah
00:22:38| hits the liver too quickly and then you don't have enzymes to break it down in
00:22:42| your butthole hmm where things are not supposed to be oh boy most of us are you
00:22:49| good yeah anyway I you know let's let's see we here for long
00:22:57| that's all I'm saying mm-hmm it's almost like vaping alcohol the thing they take
00:23:02| like a little tiny like like a half a shot vaporize it and then inhale it cuz
00:23:07| it's like boom you've met like smashed weird yeah
00:23:12| instantly killing all your brain cells to try it all right life it'll kill you
00:23:22| um word of the day nation nation nation Mason I was na na odo and e SC ie MT
00:23:37| that's him it means lacking knowledge ignorant yeah you're Nations to this
00:23:44| word was quite obvious I certainly do use it today Nations or election
00:23:51| what's nascent oh you're Nash it then I am such a thing Oh Mason coming into
00:24:03| existence in beginning to display signs of future potential
00:24:08| just like I'm like nation' people you folk weird nations hmm oh yeah I was
00:24:20| watching them talking about YouTube history I was watching this is Dan Bell
00:24:25| and he was elated yeah Centralia you know Centralia no 100 miles away from
00:24:33| Philadelphia there's just town that was an old ghost towns are scary shit was it
00:24:39| a ghost town it's now ghost town because it was a coal mining town there are
00:24:43| whole mines caught fire oh they still burning and they're still burning the
00:24:47| couldn't turn yeah yeah yeah so is it still burning today I think it knows
00:24:52| it's dead it's band split shiz rely on the internet to tell me whether
00:24:57| Centralia is still bad I don't think the internet so otherwise some kind of wall
00:25:01| from past I think continues to burn 53 years that was two years ago though it
00:25:14| seems true I'll take a lot of it he saw I was watching the one about the
00:25:19| townspeople getting upset this is also another smile so they all had different
00:25:23| types of accents that where I was familiar with like pittsburgh media it's
00:25:31| really it's backwoods Alabama yeah it was great like even my my
00:25:37| pop-ups from there so there's the one guy that sounded like my pop-up and he
00:25:40| used the same kind of rubbage and I was just like how embarrassed I think kids
00:25:46| are the future won't have that problem cuz it learn from YouTube I'll have a
00:25:49| variety of accents cuz these people was like back in the 1970s 80s they didn't
00:25:54| have any you know take now I'm pretty sure that's that's that's gonna be a no
00:25:58| point because I think of all the things that we were supposed to have because of
00:26:01| Internet or because of the TV Oh kids these days they have TV they'll just
00:26:06| turn on any channel and learn any accent it's like well your flaws just click
00:26:14| click click there you go it's like a wet you know it's the only
00:26:17| one you get it's the only good news is well I'll be awful the matter what
00:26:21| generation we are so will take solace in that no no no longer Neeson well uh was
00:26:33| our 23rd episode right yeah yeah I think it is but I don't know I'm gonna be
00:26:37| lasting cuz that was kind of sucky but that's alright ok figure it out which
00:26:41| was less I don't know who's bad bad audio that's why it sucked
00:26:48| um so I thought what better way to celebrate our 22nd 23rd episode then um
00:26:54| if I ask you just a few questions for JM Berger he may come up this is more of a
00:27:05| young get 2 minute uh kind of it's like a couples compatibility quiz oh I was
00:27:13| looking for the ER many questionnaire I was gonna ask it to you but I can't find
00:27:17| make that damn thing anywhere they like lock it down like Fort Knox like it's
00:27:19| some kind of secret yeah pal for $13.99 I can get your whole questionnaire and
00:27:24| print it okay yeah I didn't want to pony up or sign up I started to do whatever
00:27:28| so I looked up some of the other popular ones that's just that's just not free in
00:27:32| the beginning it might be but I didn't I didn't wanna get roped in and then have
00:27:37| to explain to my girlfriend hell I'm signing up for EU harmony Oh Dan on the
00:27:41| UM Penner is an answer the questionnaire because I just look bad you got a link
00:27:44| it to your Twitter your Facebook and your yeah it's like it's like hey I'm
00:27:48| looking for people in the area to date anyway uh so I thought we'd just see if
00:27:54| we're even a compatible couple okay yeah this is this kind of rust I mean there
00:28:00| are a few questions that I literally didn't even scout all the questions it's
00:28:05| them and you see we're or we gonna stay together as a podcast okay let's see we
00:28:11| can stay stick through this hard time what is the ideal number of calls a
00:28:15| podcast should exchange Jim in a week okay I'm with you I like that would you
00:28:24| compromise your personal happiest for success of the podcast I'm pretty tired
00:28:30| right now so yes good answer I was great time here
00:28:33| huh what is your idea of a romantic vacation for the podcast I would like to
00:28:40| go to all right yeah okay I think I said one of your dumb haunted houses cuz I
00:28:47| wouldn't go yeah Oh who's going with somewhere don't like an abandoned
00:28:55| building you want to check out or something Oh an old meat factory nothing
00:29:01| says romance like an old meat factory folks take it to the Mucha block
00:29:05| the single most important thing for a podcast to be successful mmm focus
00:29:13| rumination that's not the single thing but I'll
00:29:17| take it what is what would you define is podcast cheating hmm talking to another
00:29:25| person on the air in general recording and releasing it yeah it's cheap what if
00:29:33| it's just like your guest starring in a podcast and promoting your podcasts at
00:29:37| the same time that's that's fine I would allow Joe promotion Joe Rogan you showed
00:29:44| up as long as so you can do what if you spent hours on a podcast with your ogen
00:29:48| as long as you plug the on painters it's okay yeah I'm gonna do that as soon as
00:29:56| he lets me do it okay friend of the podcast
00:29:59| yo rogue yeah if I podcast you Don you would you ever forgive me
00:30:05| he doesn't have to why not okay would you ever say sorry to me even if it's
00:30:13| not your fault ah I I thought I can ever admit guilt
00:30:18| it's a character flaw are you friends with any of your ex podcasts si are you
00:30:27| I don't know if you stole a pod with them time to time you guys pod up no I
00:30:32| did it but the big guy I can't admit to this one moving on I should finances be
00:30:41| planned in a podcast one-sidedly I think I know what it's
00:30:48| okay our ad promo bonus just came in and evened it all out huh I saw yeah do you
00:31:02| think celebrating Valentine's Day of podcast is corny I have to believe it
00:31:09| lands on Valentine's Day and asked you are you going oh it's on a Wednesday Oh
00:31:15| jesting we could have that we got a Valentine's Day pocket get little
00:31:23| personal what was your first impression of me I have a shaved head oh you're
00:31:31| talking about back in back in high school yeah I'm trying to remember
00:31:35| usually kitty that cracking up in English Holly I think maybe you might
00:31:42| have been in French class - yeah probably
00:31:44| huh are you quiet in the beginning I don't remember you showing up until like
00:31:50| midway freshing me sure maybe I was quiet I don't even know the shy did we
00:32:00| sit in the back of eighth period English with see doc and everybody was he back
00:32:06| there an M doc yeah yep I think there was a back we're all going on there I
00:32:10| think it was at all three or four - okay that make sense Wow can you avoid
00:32:17| flirting with another podcast if an attractive podcast ie Joe Rogan flirts
00:32:21| with you when I'm not around if I'm already podcasting with him I gotta be
00:32:26| flirty right sock it up how would you spend a special day with each other
00:32:33| Cole Duty for ya well I would say destiny - if ya oh what's the most
00:32:45| special memory you hold of both of us oh right to your door I was gonna cut
00:33:03| that it right to the add just do like the the next add that I do is gonna be
00:33:07| that I was gonna cut the pound a DS but I didn't want to I don't get the wrong
00:33:16| idea whoa that's pretty uh pretty dark ooh
00:33:22| I told you to jump off a tall cliff and told you that you've land safely because
00:33:28| there's a net you can't see yet would you blindly trust me oh this is a real
00:33:33| question it's a real question would anyone say yes to any I would never say
00:33:38| yes I'm sorry a random match person then oh my been casting for a little while so
00:33:44| it's not like we're random but it's funny because I wouldn't like if my wife
00:33:47| said that I'd be like yeah no that's going to jump there's it's a cliff if I
00:33:57| told her she would look over the edge and if there wasn't it I'd push her but
00:34:01| if there was oh she would just be confused and keep looking the joke lead
00:34:06| for sure yeah no I would not love her mm a little bit more than podcast Wow
00:34:16| do you think confessions make a relationship stronger or a podcast oh oh
00:34:22| cross some lines is that a confession broke up with my girl for a long time
00:34:32| ago the only thing I'm riding on is this podcast
00:34:35| do you have recording sever feet stomping on the how are you dead Oh
00:34:45| perfect here let's get to this next one is it fine for a podcast partner to use
00:34:51| the toilet with the door open oh yeah I think we're okay with that or a okay
00:34:58| yeah I think the moment have children you can't cause the
00:35:01| they'll just be standing there banging like Oh can't Wow after a breakup what
00:35:10| would you do with the podcast really keep it up I probably just turn to
00:35:16| videogames spend all my time playing video games but you would leave the
00:35:20| podcast alright no I'd record myself I chose by myself
00:35:25| oh you'd continue podcasting interesting would didn't know that about you which
00:35:35| which song best describes our podcast crazytown butterfly oh good come ladies
00:35:46| come come lovely that's good folks you're too young for that one oh
00:35:51| my god alright that was that the same summer
00:35:56| that Len steal my sunshine came out was earlier I always wear suntan lotion
00:36:08| enjoy the happy days the more you guy just talks for like eight minutes it's
00:36:12| just advice you know so little pathetic Rex please
00:36:18| hmm what about the sneeze I'm trying it he
00:36:24| can't be can't relent no really I tried I tried
00:36:28| that's these is relentless whoa alright feel better now um let's skip to my good
00:36:33| ones love song podcast yep mm-hmm
00:36:38| wow they really matches perfectly oh this oh what are some annoying habits of
00:36:46| other podcasts that irritate you click the link below subscribe hit the bell we
00:36:53| love you all of you everyone what hey folks don't forget that that like button
00:36:58| and definitely subscribe to Rogan podcast here I'm Joe Rogan oops yeah
00:37:14| hey guys I don't care he's back he was like like these guys I like they said
00:37:21| what this Dan guy he's off my list hmm who would you prefer in a podcast
00:37:31| partner a good-looking person or an extremely clever individual perfect duo
00:37:40| of the two you're welcome oh my god this one's
00:37:47| really good when was the last time I came into your dreams there's like two
00:37:51| weeks ago yeah he mentioned but I don't think it was very sexy I think I was
00:37:58| just helping you go to the store you know I had one dream that was like very
00:38:02| realistic with real people and I like it made note it made sense in Fantasyland
00:38:07| but not in real world but I don't think that oh oh I think it was a different
00:38:13| set of friends all does we're different set of you you could have been different
00:38:17| hmm they're all me essentially so number sex about constantly pushing the
00:38:27| boundaries or playing by the rules guys who were both staying with us so it's I
00:38:39| think you gotta push the boundaries in a podcast right up in the boundary but
00:38:45| chowder yep uh-huh shotgun you could you could shotgun a
00:38:50| beer up your butthole jackass the movie oh they did yeah I'm pretty sure you
00:38:57| like no I think he was fine everyone was laughing I like what you have the same
00:39:02| as he was before let's clarify yes hmm when was the last time you disliked me
00:39:12| earlier in the episode oh you did skip last podcast I did these series I guess
00:39:22| mmm and to put up with some random guy L video mm ooh would you be open to
00:39:32| disclosing all your health issues to me all the time even on air I don't know
00:39:39| why is that so why is that equation I'm not an around number 48 will i if you
00:39:44| pay for your insulin medication I don't know let's find out why do you have this
00:39:49| lump on my back and it just gets boring the moment people go into their medical
00:39:53| issues I need it kind of crickety and I wonder why people do it is that because
00:40:00| they have come I don't know this is so common at the age that they feel like it
00:40:04| gasps it's a bonding experience maybe the next phase maybe we'll get there
00:40:08| soon folks know if you're having a bad day would you want me to leave you alone
00:40:15| in your own world or spend time with you and cheer you Oh leave me the fuck alone
00:40:24| number 50 a 15-mile lesson what's more important sexual chemistry or spending
00:40:32| time together for the podcast depends if I'm in my 20s sexual chemistry towards
00:40:50| spending time on the podcast yeah I'm right in the middle right in
00:40:52| the middle oh and lastly what's your obsession with tow lo I don't know
00:41:00| Ceaser's don't look to her she's not that great but so you watch youtube
00:41:05| videos for the look huh hmm yeah I know more about you she'd notoriously flashes
00:41:10| the clock of the crowd when she huh yeah I'm sure that doesn't show up on any
00:41:15| these videos that have showed up they are and what's last last with the
00:41:23| YouTube history uh yeah for those you don't know we end up sharing YouTube
00:41:28| history mr. makes it interesting to see what my embarrassments are
00:41:31| oh are you brought ups online but escaped
00:41:36| colada song oh I love that song you just listen to it like during the day we're
00:41:43| gonna be like Wednesday at 4 p.m. you're like I can do some your scoop on both
00:41:47| I'm lime in the coconut that's all man it's not that time okay I don't know
00:41:54| okay I'll check have loose go I'm really better than the song no because I really
00:42:05| thought that's what it was I was like that's so maybes kid likes it guys the
00:42:10| guys up late at night and bored of his labor and he looks at mad in the paper
00:42:13| if you like pina coladas and sex and going out in the lane yeah well that's
00:42:20| all yeah yeah yeah I know that's all - that's also not very good I don't think
00:42:25| but I it's funny because I thought it was a jig off it song yeah I thought it
00:42:29| was as well actually now that we're talking about it what's the guy thing
00:42:32| remember no one knows it's sort of multiple times guardians of galaxy oh
00:42:38| okay he's the birth date I don't know which one first mixtape the first movie
00:42:44| I had I was listening to the YouTube of both the first one and second one yes oh
00:42:49| dude so glad we did this so I don't get the same movies anymore
00:42:54| cuz the kid my life whatever yeah it's just I don't know attention yeah right
00:42:59| and I on time you in the movie theater everything else where so I end up seeing
00:43:02| things like four years later six years later no one wants to talk about it
00:43:05| anymore hey I just saw guardians of the galaxy
00:43:08| like three months ago worst one yeah the first movie I am the second one let's
00:43:12| not even talk about that yet the first one that's a really good movie I liked
00:43:15| it yeah I enjoyed the hell are those just funny enough just action-packed
00:43:19| enough this is really good movie good mix so if you want to see your guardians
00:43:22| of the galaxy review folks check in here at the on manners it may be 2017 going
00:43:27| on 2018 but we know what's good you know forty years ago so then I saw another
00:43:35| movie that I DVR'd on a win yeah that's night a little drinky drink stayed up
00:43:41| and watched it Kingsman mm-hmm you sit there's only one
00:43:45| funny part at the end the church scene I'd like to church seen I remember her
00:43:51| she was insane it was one of my favorite action scenes I've seen in a long time
00:43:55| where they sent out a frame waves or everyone becomes violent wants to kill
00:43:58| each other and he literally he kills like 30 people and it's such a well shot
00:44:02| seen like axes load through people's hands oh dude it's beautiful and he's
00:44:06| just mowing people down I was watching it and maybe it was HBO and I DVR'd it I
00:44:15| can't remember but it was very gory and I remember what I really enjoy something
00:44:19| I do the Cabal laughs I'm like jumped over kicked them pulled the knife back
00:44:32| out and stabbed someone else I'm like this oh isn't joining there
00:44:36| hello that really that was gonna be my smirk earlier I forgot about it
00:44:40| thanks for bringing it up something on you didn't but you know thanks I'll take
00:44:43| it was good I love a good action scene like a good one
00:44:51| well done so made a good point most of the ones nowadays are so many camera
00:44:56| shifts like too quick you don't really have to see anything it's like John wick
00:45:00| that's great yeah job looks pretty well thought yes John Vic yeah I'm saying it
00:45:06| was a benefit okay cool cool well I thought you're saying it was too quick
00:45:09| cuz that one all his moves are pretty realistic and I love the actually just
00:45:14| saw John went to like a few weeks ago though Molly dude alright movie reviews
00:45:20| yeah yeah so John went through two weeks going how many head shots through that
00:45:25| goddamn movie I've never seen that me do you know he had shot to everyone he
00:45:30| kills he does every single one Oh every single person he kills he shoot some
00:45:35| love it's once or twice in the head at the end of every kill so that if he shot
00:45:39| them in the heart to kill them or something at the end he shoots him in
00:45:42| the head in again anyway like it's like I hit men move or something and it's so
00:45:45| badass cuz he's like and then like he'll be kind of dumb with the two dead bodies
00:45:49| in the room but he's about to leave the room but instead he's a good dude he's
00:45:55| like just making sure there's nothing coming back like no one's gonna be
00:45:59| behind him no one's sneaking up no one's gettin up in like wow he just got my
00:46:03| everyone's dead as hell it's kind of gangster that is pretty awesome he but
00:46:09| terrible like there's so many headshots it was gratuitous I felt bad watching it
00:46:13| like I'm like ah I'm committing sin I don't even know if sin is a real term or
00:46:17| whatever not religious but I felt like something bad was happening but Keanu
00:46:21| actually legitimately likes guns and notice how to like draw on fire guys oh
00:46:26| man martial arts as well right he's kind of it is his career is the
00:46:32| weirdest way to think about it how old was he for the matrix I just found out
00:46:35| he's way older than I thought think he's like veneering is he's
00:46:38| probably mid-40s I think he's like almost 50 dude oh no I'm looking up
00:46:42| Keanu Reeves age because ya know you kid yeah age 33 53 so that would make him
00:46:55| what 17 18 years younger so he's like 30 sure like mid-30s when
00:47:02| he did he does crazy dude we're not even we could still have a chance to make the
00:47:12| matrix but one more thing he did you did click in my brain Oh what did I click on
00:47:18| here man hit me in the video game like the one of the original now I really
00:47:23| always wanted to get into him I never really got into any of them like you
00:47:25| played them and didn't get into him or you never got a chance uh well I had one
00:47:29| of them I had three of them downloaded illegally one never really worked right
00:47:33| one the sound didn't work and one I just never really I don't know it was like it
00:47:38| ran weird cuz my video card or someone else this is stupid
00:47:40| hate the stupid seriously I got tired of it but I got it just when I got a new
00:47:44| computer and then I got the surround sound speakers and it came tour oh man
00:47:49| it was like would be the one that would came out in like PlayStation 3 type hit
00:47:52| man or like X likes to give me an audit geez like there was a sound card that
00:47:57| came with it okay he's like a six point one system so it
00:48:00| was completely that's why no they do fix one do you know what the point one of
00:48:06| those things is once I'm over Oh why do you say why did it it's stupid
00:48:11| though like it makes right over seem like it's a tenth of a
00:48:15| for whatever okay tweeter so are you gonna put me okay you but that game was
00:48:23| amazing because of the sound because you couldn't like they knew it like the the
00:48:28| other NPCs characters knew if you were looking at them like they had become
00:48:32| suspicious and alert other people so like one of the things is that you're
00:48:36| walking in snow and you could hear the person crunching behind you because the
00:48:41| guard was getting suspicious and following you but you couldn't turn
00:48:43| around if you turn around he'd be like he blows whistle and everyone would go
00:48:47| after you so you turn the corner and you could hear him get close and then what
00:48:52| as soon as you turn like like turning the corner you grab him snap his neck
00:48:55| and dump him in the in the alley and a lot of things were like that you
00:48:59| like you had no visuals you're just listening to things and there's some
00:49:03| ridiculous stuff in that game like you're at a party that's like maybe like
00:49:08| a hundred people and there's the bathroom and my tactic was to kill
00:49:14| everyone at the party exactly something I would do one at a time so it was
00:49:20| easier every time you kill someone cuz there's fewer I so huh and then by the
00:49:23| time you even need to get a target there's like 18 people left at this
00:49:26| party and you're like they don't know you have them just snap their neck throw
00:49:30| them in the stall and then be feeling really like the f30 bodies their way to
00:49:35| go I'm pandering way to go I like it yeah you're just twiddling your fingers
00:49:40| waiting for that next person and then headshot cuz I've heard really good
00:49:46| things about the newer hitman games I want to get into but I'm not paying
00:49:49| money for them yeah hmm and they multiplayer I don't think so that would
00:49:57| be so awesome doing it man game they'd be so boring for people to watch though
00:50:01| you'd be like oh dude I'll be the best they'd want to see what we did with all
00:50:07| the bodies utica EB sitting in the bathroom and then like you just be like
00:50:14| the walls be covered in blood and like as soon as the cutscenes end you just I
00:50:19| need to be wearing a clean suit and just walk into the bathroom
00:50:22| love it well here's a couple would you rather stew while we're but cuz this
00:50:29| episode's all about us folks yeah we're pretty good we need to
00:50:33| reflect on what each other how we're doing here
00:50:37| would you rather um wake up 500 years in the past or wake up five hundred years
00:50:42| in the future future yeah I want the Black Plague dude yeah but you look like
00:50:48| you're like a shitty peasant in the future who doesn't know any yeah but I'm
00:50:53| a demon which in the past they're like keikain or emoji speaks weird English
00:50:57| where a God do you think about that you know they always bring a lighter back oh
00:51:02| yeah wouldn't be in the same spot would I be in the same location cuz it just be
00:51:08| good question yeah actually I don't even think I'd be able to walk out of where I
00:51:12| am because it'd be a swamp you might be I'd get eaten by a gator I might be cool
00:51:18| I could do that well I need no 500 years metal because
00:51:23| it's a bird crisp that's true you don't know you're playing some cards here
00:51:29| alright that's very um there's another scenario let's see uh would you rather
00:51:37| be an amazing painter ooh like Picasso or Lia no no what I lounge or a
00:51:45| brilliant mathematician next one is really good probably genius you'll agree
00:51:52| oh go for the the one that could get recognized because the mathematician
00:51:56| asshole wait could not get recognized wow you went the opposite way I thought
00:52:02| you were gonna if you could just like paint something that was like stunningly
00:52:05| gorgeous like everyone would just be like like you couldn't do that with a
00:52:09| math equation everybody like I you big boat tons of money with math though I
00:52:15| think boat I think it'd be this is the model question like do you want to be
00:52:19| like a beautiful model or like a genius right Akana is like mmm good point I
00:52:25| think I'm gonna be the the guy that can while people in an instant we're gonna
00:52:29| make a nice fluffy cloud over this mountain range and oh I'm already done
00:52:33| and everyone's like Bob how'd he do that he painting with
00:52:37| the bristles on his forearm is serious bad arm just painted a beautiful
00:52:46| we made every outfitter yeah it'd be great if it was like a picture of like
00:52:51| Super Mario with like real real beard Oh actually saw the guy play the Super
00:52:56| Mario did you come across that recently I think it's alright no yeah yeah I love
00:53:03| the Zelda ones the orchestra Zelda's now I do like that no this is a guy he's
00:53:07| like a really nerdy I don't know you never played video games he was just
00:53:11| like a composer type guy I forget his name now they just showed him if you
00:53:16| looked it up it was big on reddit like last week yeah
00:53:20| played Super Mario themed piano just try that ragtime but he's like one of the
00:53:29| more famous a so they handed him the note like the musical tab written in
00:53:35| music or whatever and he site read it and just played from from looking at it
00:53:39| and it's ridiculous now it's not quite as fast as the original he said can I
00:53:44| get it a second time anything he played it up to speed but just the fact that he
00:53:47| sight reads it it's pretty pretty ridiculous right it I think I searched
00:53:53| the wrong things Bennett read it Mario Brothers piano by the way I'm really
00:53:58| good at figuring out what keywords will bring what you need usually usually your
00:54:02| brain is now conforming to the internet on your person but I need the internet
00:54:06| to answer my question so aren't I really kind of using the Internet is he play
00:54:12| with the giant marimba is it that guy I don't think so it's a regular piano into
00:54:22| Google I would have liked read it now that's pretty good that makes me
00:54:31| happy mrs. keidel no because someone's playing it with her marimba it might be
00:54:40| copyrighted by that guy can you copyright a cover version yeah I
00:54:46| don't know they had to get that right so this guy became famous making this song
00:54:56| right which he just did mmm just doing it for fun and tell him video recorded
00:55:01| him and it got 10 million hits can he make that money you make money of that
00:55:08| is all I was disappointing I saw some girl playing tool on drums yeah you
00:55:18| probably know which one yeah it's what drum it have been the
00:55:20| shared YouTube no no I actually don't think it was but I've go down that
00:55:26| rabbit hole a lot no no I don't but but she wasn't that great like she was off
00:55:30| on her timing great but she was attractive so she had like ah 20,000
00:55:35| fibers oh dude I probably know exactly which drummer chick is I good on that
00:55:40| that's one of my rabbit holes where all look above blooming she's like a fucking
00:55:44| sweet set up to she had a she during studio setup she's actually we're not
00:55:51| saying with dark hair but maybe who knows either way I probably sell our
00:55:54| because I go down these rabbit holes where I see drool drawn covers and I
00:55:57| look at like all the ones with big hits and recently five years recent women
00:56:04| tend to get to the top cos are like attractive and he's looking hot and it's
00:56:06| like this girl covers it with her guitar and it's like she's pretty good like I'm
00:56:10| not knocking her but she's like she's got more hits than everyone then she's
00:56:13| smoking hot I'm like retracting this might have something to it though
00:56:16| yeah and then that I was reading about the girls of twitch I figure they're
00:56:23| cold they probably twitch bunnies or someone
00:56:25| just made that up but um it's the ones that have like they literally don't like
00:56:30| they play video games fakely and they're just kind of like skating like one girl
00:56:34| did like jumping jacks like if you donate $2 to me I'll do a jumping jack
00:56:39| it's just like a weird gaming porn channel it's just evolved into it
00:56:44| doesn't always devolve into you know yeah we are - they like they wear really
00:56:50| low-cut shirts and show off their boobs and then complain when people don't
00:56:53| enjoy them like oh I don't need another donation I hate I hate you for donating
00:56:57| to me like that's Jesus God bless that's American Marie right there Amelie Atrix
00:57:03| right there um friend of the podcast two things actually friend of the podcast yo
00:57:16| man you didn't do anything new nothing crazy like 24 years ago almost today was
00:57:28| in December I realized he was tell me a story um he was just fresh young out of
00:57:33| school he was in New York he was gonna get a job on Wall Street it was like the
00:57:39| big new thing he was he was already slated for it I told him it was pretty
00:57:42| much his just had to show up just show up at 3 o'clock whatever I don't even
00:57:46| know 65th Street high no friggin idea he told me a story a long time ago he's
00:57:51| hailing a cab again in there and another guy's hand on the cab and the cab stops
00:57:55| alarm and he gets into a fight with a guy right you're a piece of shit I'm
00:58:01| telling you back up off me Do You Know Who I am this is Dylan my
00:58:05| friend he's being a real big shot I'm gonna make so much money and you're a
00:58:09| little nothing piece of shit he's telling this guy off this is an older
00:58:14| guy he don't look to put together he's like wearing his old jeans he has a
00:58:18| piece of straw he's showing on looks like country bumpkin finally he
00:58:23| literally grabs the guy pushes him back and says I'm telling you I'm smart
00:58:29| you're dumb I'm big you're little you like Mathilda thing till you know a
00:58:33| meter finally goes home hey old man back down F and set it back down gets in the
00:58:42| cab he wins no big deal turns out he didn't get the condemn job
00:58:47| I think that's the funniest part about the whole thing
00:58:50| that and um he felt he saw that man again on TV that man Tom Petty and he
00:59:00| released his hit song six months later April 24th 1989 well
00:59:05| back down uh check it out on full moon fever anyway uh
00:59:11| till then didn't get the last laugh someone little guy named Thomas Petty
00:59:17| did until he died build an threw a party I didn't go I was in poor taste but
00:59:25| anyway not a crazy right you never know who you're taking a cab from so maybe
00:59:30| back down maybe back down I get beer some maybe
00:59:35| cuz I know I guess I'll back baby there ain't no easy way I do this cab if you
00:59:55| listen you can hear it it's crazy so that's laughs laughs you never know
01:00:02| folks you just never know yeah another interesting thing
01:00:07| this one was um real to me so I got a friend he listens a podcast now I signed
01:00:14| him up names x-factor right good my friend forever I don't know if you met
01:00:18| him know played drums for me for a little while it's longer hair but looks
01:00:25| like a rover a wanderer he's really awesome dude he's making a globe he's
01:00:35| making a documentary um and he like travels the world and like he was in
01:00:40| Mauritius for a while over there near Madagascar Mauritius yeah
01:00:45| Mauritius anyway he's always doing crazy stuff the other day he was he was
01:00:51| surfing and then went to a cloud forest and volcanoes and Mexico City he's doing
01:00:57| crazy stuff like God God bless him he's one of my favorite people I always try
01:01:01| and stay in touch but he doesn't have he stays off the grid so
01:01:04| have a cellphone number always so he contacts me over the what's app ah right
01:01:09| mm-hmm so I turned one of the podcast he um you to read his comment to me yeah
01:01:15| that was very good randomly watched listen to episode 9 of
01:01:18| unpaid Rose the other name Oh which one goods episode nine I guess it isn't get
01:01:23| rich or no I mean you try picked one see you know jump in you don't wanna go too
01:01:29| far in the future or you don't want to go to episode one we let's you would
01:01:32| with the Kimmel audio might not even been great it is luxury and double
01:01:38| standards good pic expect good pic yeah anyway
01:01:42| likes the mix of light and heavy with the show joking around but also good
01:01:47| bits of philosophy and inquiry it's like hanging out with you all but having zero
01:01:53| input and I mean I get it it's like it was really cool I was like I like it
01:01:58| right and he liked it he thought was cool was like hanging out with people
01:02:02| just wishes there was a way you could add to the conversation and I wanted I
01:02:07| was I was all digit I do want to say if you everyone had anything the
01:02:11| conversation put in the comments tweet mail us scream my ex-wife's name
01:02:20| whatever I don't care I hope you like that where you can actually read off how
01:02:24| much people hate us real-time medium amount
01:02:28| oh and I did get our first fan mail this isn't a real mail someone must have
01:02:34| family on a dress I don't put it anywhere I think is this funny as hell
01:02:37| check it out it says I'm panders equal shit dye
01:02:43| underlined a bunch of times like you all handwritten so no name and
01:02:48| not been Sharpie Terry's are expensive compared to no expensive to a guy who
01:02:53| spells you with one letter anyway keep fan mail : we do appreciate
01:03:01| it uh I put it somewhere I don't know I like it that's that's all reacts they
01:03:07| feel what that feel good pretty good actually I was gonna reflect on what
01:03:11| we've done here you feel like you've got something absolutely not at all but do I
01:03:16| think like we good eventually ten Davey I look at it back
01:03:22| yeah I like to think of it as uh this podcast
01:03:29| is like the middle of a conversation I don't know that afterwards people are
01:03:35| talking about it or anything or they ever will can fade immediately after you
01:03:38| leave the room yet right and I feel like it's kind of a downer for me but at the
01:03:42| same time I also don't know that people look forward to it like oh baby it's the
01:03:47| it's the freakin weekend they're gonna release the new episode there are many
01:03:50| but I think people do though no no I episodes like friggin the bachelors long
01:03:56| but um I do think when people are listening and I don't know this for a
01:04:01| fact though some texts of people talking mm-hmm I think so they when they're
01:04:06| listening they're in they're part of the conversation they get it we're saying
01:04:12| some things yeah some truths some jokes some interesting uh or ads as we put it
01:04:21| I put three ads up there oh I like over god
01:04:28| I like that equated to like a couple hundred clicks and
01:04:35| the ones that went to the website like no one like almost no one click through
01:04:38| from what I could tell to the YouTube site maybe a few in aesthetics thing
01:04:44| what's that is it an aesthetics thing I think I mean if I looks very good yeah
01:04:58| look if it doesn't look like it's a multi-million dollar website I feel like
01:05:03| sometimes people yeah i don't know i don't know but i did ones that i did a
01:05:08| third ad that goes directly to the youtube and i like that look at the stat
01:05:12| for how long they've watched and the average is like 40 seconds or some
01:05:15| ridiculous cut we're getting there a little bit
01:05:18| yeah we got a minute we're gonna get to the get to the meat of the episode in
01:05:23| one minute ET episode click and click all parka
01:05:30| don't like it anyway yeah it's not like you can boil down but
01:05:33| three minutes you know we can't i have a feeling that it like the style of the
01:05:38| way google presents ads is not indicative to a person wanting to listen
01:05:42| to a podcast for an hour no probably not but you know um another complaint I did
01:05:49| have from expector in this thing I said oh that you know I mentioned it's
01:05:53| awesome that's kind of the feel we go for we'd like it to be even better if
01:05:58| you had any advice and he just said um maybe visual aids or uh maybe shorter or
01:06:05| maybe uh audio because he I can't find it anymore but he was like I'm listening
01:06:09| to it in his van mm-hmm it was like I ended up not watching it full-time
01:06:14| he's not gonna stare at the screen I mean everybody was like just chilling
01:06:17| laying down on the van he was like oh he still had it on so we can hear us it's a
01:06:22| good audio that's good visual like the back of a VW bus just in the middle of
01:06:27| showing he might as well stars is kind of what that kind of would be badass
01:06:34| yeah I could I could go on a trip our
01:06:42| listeners would pay for it and do exactly that and record everything huh I
01:06:48| can't beer Sam I'm picking it up wish they would put it down you know yeah
01:06:55| so this episode where we talk about everything
01:06:58| yeah Schindler's List and we got to we did covered up lighten it up a little
01:07:04| bit come on guys it wasn't that serious and you're talking about this area right
01:07:14| here folks are you know also Luke's head champions of ice hockey okay
01:07:19| yeah thousand thirteen minute go to know it no no it's you didn't say it's the
01:07:25| championship you million half the load of response minute event in a dollar
01:07:31| area yeah probably we're a perfect match for the
01:07:36| podcast and oh we I didn't tell you our be worried wrong goodness and then we
01:07:55| talked about random crap for a while people are always asking me if that gray
01:08:00| streak is real real good-looking boy it's only a matter of time before I
01:08:09| start looking at myself in the podcast you know if you were an Indian back 500
01:08:17| years ago feel like you might lend in they might have our feather or something
01:08:23| when did that trend died out a long time ago you must have been embarrassed when
01:08:27| that came around you know that came back did not yeah uh women it like expensive
01:08:33| salons we're getting a little feather piece Oh
01:08:35| oh wow it's like a it was it was pretty hot for a little bit I'm gonna say hi
01:08:45| everyone gets the chair everyone gets their film yeah what I'd
01:08:51| like to say though is we like you folks we like it a lot
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01:09:21| just letting keep fire bikes now I mean you've always been shooting blanks but
01:09:31| we smokes oh we like you were like you might have a good night
00:00:13| don't pander cuz we form a giant panda earth that does not care don't pander
00:00:19| time okay hmm check our disclaimer somewhere written
00:00:24| we don't feel like doing it right now below it somewhere you're gonna be a
00:00:27| certain age to watch you know the routine yes I'm sure
00:00:29| man it's f doubly sure does one cool whatever cool plant eels pretty cool
00:00:34| we're pretty cool we're gonna jump right in the face tongue twister because I'm
00:00:40| ready to go you are you sure okay I made this one up with like a an hour ago
00:00:45| let's see ah it was online the other day you know I'm on LinkedIn
00:00:51| guess what Abe Lincoln linked in a be linked in profile I think I said that
00:00:59| right Abe Lincoln LinkedIn a B in LinkedIn profile yeah that's it that's
00:01:03| pretty easy they believe is they didn't be in a LinkedIn profile yeah LinkedIn a
00:01:09| B and a great LinkedIn profile I feel like it has an extra syllable in there
00:01:12| I'm forgetting thanks though I think so hmm it wasn't as good as I thought but
00:01:17| when I wrote it it sounded better hmm someone else could spruce that up make
00:01:21| it their own yeah I'm just throwing it out there you can make a million dollars
00:01:24| of it I won't even sue you just enjoy a nice milk product tonight yeah ah look
00:01:29| uh white rush clothes it's eggnog cuz it's seasonal guided in the house but
00:01:38| for a big party I had the other day no one drinking over that way drink any
00:01:42| of it it's one of those things that's bipartisan yep so you know we even
00:01:48| brought it out hey any one more try to be egg nog spice it up everyone's like
00:01:52| yeah it's kind of late we're getting ready to go no thanks okay
00:01:56| hi joke's on you I'm okay carton eggnog now have a nice find
00:02:02| I do buy new nutmeg for it ahead nutmeg it was like I guess when you let it sit
00:02:08| for like ten years it does something so it sticks together now we got nutmeg in
00:02:11| leg noggin that's what we're gonna do folks it's
00:02:15| fantastic how much more those drinks do you have how many more I can do seven
00:02:19| more tonight I'd be in good shape okay do remember that I had a one
00:02:23| Christmas holiday event at the step step in-laws mm-hmm and they there was a
00:02:32| brother so what was he makes him like an in-law uncle or something no no who
00:02:38| cares but he had eggnog he brought like three gallons of eggnog because he like
00:02:42| makes whoa okay he doesn't miss business he makes skin suits of women by the
00:02:51| gallon I just gonna go get me a patch right here things yump so yeah he
00:02:58| brought so much eggnog and no one drank any of it
00:03:02| it's okay I only bought a car so I'm fine hmm intersector covered yes any
00:03:08| Corrections I'm gonna go over some stuff from the last episode we may have said
00:03:11| wrong or anyone for did you called you the day one call you this is a universal
00:03:16| symbol for call help you remember I don't think anyone called me text me
00:03:21| emailed me I had like eight of my friends technique
00:03:25| it was weird as all 11 p.m. exactly like seven hours after the episode dropped it
00:03:31| was from episode 21 we were talking about the Lion King I said James Bond
00:03:37| was the voice of Mufasa is that it's James Earl Jones so it's clear that up I
00:03:44| don't know how I thought was James Bond it's a movie thing people are in movies
00:03:49| other people in movies I'm not supposed to remember everybody it's the guy from
00:03:53| the Bell Atlantic commercials there's a lot James Bond so it's difficult I mean
00:03:59| you can't write so I could have been right do you think James Earl Jones ever
00:04:03| play James Bond his entire life even with his friends let me give you a
00:04:07| situation here yeah what if you could take one character from any movie and
00:04:12| put him in another movie to change the plot what would you do what would you
00:04:17| pick who would you pick in what movie would you pick
00:04:21| we got two from Zoolander but I'm in like a really really serious movie let's
00:04:27| see like a documentary about murder running around the camp I'm sorry my bid
00:04:38| get in the way of your ass that would be him saying it not us
00:04:50| yes okay let the record show we got too much fun he's spilling food all over
00:04:58| them sterile the guy his assistant quivering with them it's great oh it's
00:05:17| good stuff hi I have a smoker smile now that we feel so good
00:05:26| I do feel enlightened and endorphins and in Gord just I had to finish the triple
00:05:34| entendre yeah and it's just wrong there yeah I did just wrong
00:05:40| like you could feel it from 3,000 miles away
00:05:47| that's strange I do have a smirk but it's a little bit
00:05:52| along when if there's a story associated with it I don't know if you alright yeah
00:05:57| I love it who cares so I finally got around
00:05:59| playing that destiny 2 game and playing the Leviathan raid which is the night
00:06:04| you know I fell asleep like 15 minutes after I said I can't do it so it was
00:06:07| good thing that's yeah I felt the same way about three hours into it three
00:06:13| hours yeah he yeah it's the game is so that I don't know there's like four
00:06:19| parts we did like that I made it you I mean you guys have we had all Swedes and
00:06:23| you need six like the way it's set up I'll go through how it's set up after
00:06:27| the Smurfs yeah but um and I'll go through why it sucked to start it took
00:06:33| sorry minister but the smirk is that there was one guy on our team that was
00:06:37| like the team leader because he had done it so many times and he had the best
00:06:41| computer which had four video cards each a thousand dollars apiece and our write
00:06:47| his break was so much more expensive than all of ours why was he in playing
00:06:52| with me unveiling all this is that I don't know
00:06:56| it was weird because he had two children that were like running around and his
00:07:00| wife was in the background like hacking lung and he's like are you okay honey
00:07:03| and he's like like still are you are you right so he wasn't really checking yeah
00:07:09| he sound like such an asshole but he also was like the team leader so he was
00:07:13| like deliberately like I knew nothing about it but he would go like really
00:07:16| into detail and he'd be like you go l1 l2 r r2 r1 r1
00:07:20| you got our one again our wanting it go no-go on the hole and like you'd be like
00:07:23| mmm be like I don't know what you're talking about cuz I don't even like have
00:07:27| the genero like general like what's going on layout yeah so the the smirk is
00:07:31| that this guy was so into the game and so into helping that he completely
00:07:37| missed everything about the game that makes it awesome and he's like you're
00:07:41| not you know learning you're not understanding what to do you're just a
00:07:44| freaking robot and he's just like pushing buttons on the robot trying to
00:07:47| make it do what he wants no offense is that what something becomes when you get
00:07:51| good enough at it even playing guitar like you imagine it's not like you're
00:07:54| making cool sounds really you're just shredding to your memorization core
00:07:58| abilities when you're playing a game you're manipulating the the challenge do
00:08:03| you know what I mean so well that it's not even a game you're just timing it's
00:08:07| all about timing in just repetition I think so but the smirk is that like if
00:08:13| you're playing a game you think that it would be less robotic yeah you think
00:08:18| you'd be you could name things for what they look like
00:08:21| like l1 was a grove of trees and the trees were the only ones like on the map
00:08:26| area he could just said like trees yeah all right side left side you know that
00:08:33| right fine yeah that's the that's the part of
00:08:38| it was that I thought was playing with a like a group of all my friends I would
00:08:43| understand how people could enjoy it but I'm with a bunch of strangers and people
00:08:47| not talking and not learning together it was just that one guy mentioning how
00:08:51| many times as video cards there's something yeah he's uh I don't know I
00:08:55| don't know I'm kind of curious what his background is and what he does and if
00:08:59| he's just that does not like job in Arrested Development where he wears the
00:09:03| expensive suit to work yeah like I'm gonna talk the guy wearing the $300 suit
00:09:07| and every time he tells someone else about it they hey do you know if the
00:09:11| meeting still he's like yeah that's the guy in the $500 suit he's in the urine I
00:09:15| was like do you need help me it's like yeah I'm the guy who isn't or a $6,000
00:09:19| suit he's screaming loudly and like humble
00:09:23| bragging that his suit costs more every time you mentioned it hmm there's more
00:09:28| there that's bubbling to the surface I'll just let ya anyway did you guys did
00:09:36| you do it we'll take six hours the game doesn't sound like fun to me like six
00:09:40| hours I mean three but still it's uh the description of it is so I'll talk about
00:09:47| I don't know how to describe it I'll do the generic thing that the general idea
00:09:53| of what you're doing there's one game that you have two sides three person to
00:09:58| a team and you're pretty much rotating like you need to like carry the ball to
00:10:02| the middle and then carry another ball to the other side and then you just you
00:10:05| you swap positions you constantly go back and forth more killings you always
00:10:09| need a team to be going you gotta work in unison yeah and if you drop the ball
00:10:13| you like screw everything up so that was one one of the team so that is obvious
00:10:17| you need six people there's no way you could do it with less it'd be very hard
00:10:20| and then the other one was like you're in like this forest area and you're
00:10:27| carrying again these like balls and you have to hide from these things that are
00:10:32| running around so you have two spotters up top that are calling out where the
00:10:35| dogs are and you're depositing them into these flower things to get bonus points
00:10:41| until you're like killed in one shot entirely ridiculous and I played the
00:10:46| game a lot yeah like someone who never played a game probably that doesn't make
00:10:50| any sense but if I played a little bit I'd probably figure it out no no no
00:10:53| several hours into it doesn't sound like anything I've ever heard or seen in the
00:10:57| game and there's no explanation so like it
00:10:59| the whole game is missing pieces of it so like I got there I was like okay so
00:11:04| you put the ball and the thing and then you kill these things but like you run
00:11:07| out of time like instantaneously so if you were there trying to figure it out
00:11:11| you'd be like it'd be fun with everyone that didn't know how to do it at first
00:11:15| you'll be looking around but there's a timer that goes that and then you die
00:11:19| instantly at the end so like you'd be like oh did you talk I don't know I
00:11:22| don't know it was that was cool good again yeah let's keep dying and dying I
00:11:30| could see people dying about 30 times before they're like oh yeah you each
00:11:33| have to split off in your individual groups and do like sixes out though
00:11:37| structure so you literally needed to be with someone who's played the game
00:11:41| before and has multiple video cards yeah look that make sense to me yeah I don't
00:11:48| know it was kind of it was interesting but I don't think six people was needed
00:11:52| like to do a game like portal 2 did it best with two people like if you had
00:11:57| like a portal 2 with 3 people and like a little bit more complexity well there's
00:12:03| probably a math reason like you know two people two portals to different
00:12:06| dimension like to you know red and orange so that makes sense yeah versus
00:12:11| you know you had a third person there's only two portals so you know a lot of it
00:12:15| was like mirrored so you can have a team of three doing it it's like they don't
00:12:19| map with goal couldn't see that but I accidentally spilled the screen and I
00:12:22| gently wiped Dan's face where was it I got just thanked on my face sorry
00:12:34| Oh nog on your face it was definitely the nog here mm-hmm it was definitely
00:12:40| like you they took something and they I had like a three person idea and then
00:12:44| they just said let's just put a mirror in the middle and reflect it and have
00:12:47| the same team doing the same thing on the other side hmm
00:12:50| I was like how about this can I cut down to the chase here consider that and I'm
00:12:59| just telling you what I feel I thought maybe I needed to run around and be like
00:13:02| more interested in what it was but it just doesn't sound fun oh I think I
00:13:07| figured out what that's what I don't like about destiny
00:13:13| he's not fun no literally I mean cuz I was thinking I was trying to explain it
00:13:18| to somebody like my other friend Dan or something I was like it's cool like the
00:13:21| graphics are really good it's smooth I mean it's tons of guns there's tons of
00:13:25| replayability like there's yeah different events to keep you occupied
00:13:31| the interfaces are they're kind of confusing but yeah whatever but it's
00:13:36| just there's not a lot of fun to that game yeah it's no Grand Theft Auto like
00:13:41| fun one of the first times we played we jumped in the car together we're driving
00:13:47| around and we come to a train track and someone is oh yeah I do remember this
00:13:52| vividly remember it was trying to wait he's waiting for the train was patiently
00:13:57| waiting for the train to pass which which I still confusing me I don't like
00:14:01| just sit in his car waiting the train across traffic and we just ran him so
00:14:07| far and just ripped his car up and yeah that's like the hilarity that game is so
00:14:17| simple and so much it's so obviously fun you involved at any of the times that
00:14:22| this is real early in the Grand Theft Auto days like when it first started and
00:14:25| you can ghost kind of a around hmm like if you were getting bothered by
00:14:31| everybody in the level you could tell spectator mode where everyone can still
00:14:35| see you but the bullets and nothing can hurt you and you couldn't interact with
00:14:38| anything like I couldn't get into a car no I had a bunch of cool ghosts on us
00:14:42| because we were bothering them so much and then we just walk around but you
00:14:47| know eventually that's not fun either so we would follow them just wait for them
00:14:50| to hunt ghosts and they'd be walking around trying to ignore us for really
00:14:54| long and like ten minutes ago by and they're like well you're not doing
00:14:56| anything in the game you got to come back to life come on buddy I could feel
00:15:01| him waiting like I'm just gonna wait them out and there were many times where
00:15:04| eventually they'd just leave the server and I'm like damn it but a few times
00:15:07| they eventually like Boop turn it back on we just blasted airman you could feel
00:15:13| it you've got attention yeah you could feel so much about the other player in
00:15:17| destiny too it's isn't you don't you let like it's pretty blank not fun
00:15:23| yeah well done game I mean really graphically done well it runs smooth as
00:15:27| hell I mean I don't have four video cards but everyone's grace man yeah I
00:15:31| don't think you need four for the top ones maybe want to become a millionaire
00:15:36| and just buy it so I could be like toussant that great I spent 10 grand on
00:15:40| out I don't get it at the end four years that'll be $800 foreign oh yeah I'll
00:15:46| need to buy another one Algie moves on mm-hmm
00:15:51| my smarter smile is much easier than yours sure for one I fried a turkey
00:15:58| those badass deep-fried sweet oh yeah I didn't do it locally uh girlfriend's
00:16:04| brother did it mostly work he's done it before though
00:16:06| yeah so I gave him yeah you feel a little dangerous when you put that
00:16:10| turkey in there absolutely and it we accidentally added a little too much oil
00:16:15| not a lot it's too much oil like a lot like it goes over the edge might catch
00:16:19| fire I was just a little bit too much so like every now and then it would spur
00:16:23| oil everywhere else at all what if one of these hits of flamers honestly it's
00:16:27| pretty far as hard yeah but uh is juicy as hell man thanks good old bird crispy
00:16:35| skin yeah crispy oh oh yeah delicious loved
00:16:39| it um and that's my ax mark smile the real smart smile was I think that night
00:16:45| or yesterday I decided to watch Rick and Morty episode I forgot what made me have
00:16:50| ever seen it I've seen bits and pieces but not enough some of the funniest damn
00:16:55| shows I ever seen I need to watch it it's really funny like I um if you look
00:17:02| at our YouTube history uh-huh spring off later but uh oh yeah dude oh yeah cuz
00:17:11| you can find them on just YouTube or whatever um they're broken into like the
00:17:14| partial episode so you google Rick and Morty season 1 episode 1 and then it'll
00:17:19| be like a video that has all six but it's six videos that are like three
00:17:22| minutes long each on that then I got two episode eleven and it's funny as hell
00:17:28| it's like really dark twisted because it's a cartoon so I guess it's like
00:17:35| Family Guy meets and I don't know need something you know
00:17:39| maybe only like white 30 year old 20 year old guys think it's really funny
00:17:45| and um you know everyone else disdains it right baby and then in which case you
00:17:49| thank me for what I am before I get too old to enjoy it but you
00:17:52| just watch it more we'll come back to it but I think you'll find it addictive and
00:17:56| very good it's it's fairly clever and maybe because there's some science to it
00:18:00| I guess then the philosophy there's interesting
00:18:03| philosophy that's interesting anyway give it a shot put that out there
00:18:08| a superfan the show many people hate it oh my god that's a dumb but I like it
00:18:14| usual that you enjoyed it I I laughed out loud like a bunch of times I don't
00:18:19| usually do that when I watch shows noisily good one good one show but I was
00:18:23| like oh a couple of end moments yeah a couple of real zingers you can't give it
00:18:31| a shot you know the good friends of the podcast Oh writers of the show real
00:18:39| writers I have something we always do I try and subdue it I'm not trying to get
00:18:49| too wild here and hide it sick back to your level
00:18:52| oh man we have whispered started to yell at different times
00:19:07| yeah awkward don't worry be more awkward when we have to do all these challenges
00:19:12| well I have a good one yeah it's two people who I thought were the same
00:19:17| person when I was like six years old what is it an hour the movie stars and
00:19:22| their pop stars hmm Bill Paxton and oh he's gone yeah no no we're not asked him
00:19:28| to do anything I was gonna say Bill polemics that's the best in peace yeah
00:19:32| their names are somewhere I I do reserve that no this one's on Wayne Knight you
00:19:38| know is comely referred to as new bid ah new
00:19:43| you knew it from Jurassic Park remember he was a guy stealing look we got that
00:19:48| here Datsun see no one cares anyway who does he look like the who's he similar I
00:19:53| was 6 or 7 years old so I wasn't the most the brightest school yet it names
00:19:59| Mike Haggerty he um you know from overboard
00:20:04| I don't you ever see the show friends yeah so you know their landlord who
00:20:09| dances with Joey he's heavy said he has a moustache kinda
00:20:11| looks like Mario a little bit hmm I see you googling gonna have to click anyway
00:20:17| they don't bill they don't look alike at all I think they were just to that head
00:20:20| to your movie stars that struck me when I was six or so I guess so know that I
00:20:26| don't think they look that much alike it's just when I was six they I confuse
00:20:29| them for some reason Spiller have use in so many things that along exact because
00:20:34| it's got a gadget yeah yeah cruise control all these things that would just
00:20:38| tear right when they're on the boat I think that was the boat what are we
00:20:41| gonna how are we gonna slow down this but there's a bomb in the boat oh no we
00:20:47| can't go under five knots he's an Austin Powers really like all
00:20:54| these things that are like really like yeah right Dick Tracy anyway um there
00:21:00| are a couple of great guys and I know they love to donate to charity so I
00:21:04| figured this is the big opportunity put your money where your mouth is or should
00:21:10| I say put your money where your butthole is oh don't you need to challenge me oh
00:21:18| boy do you finish it I want to do an eggnog chugging contest with these guys
00:21:25| anally yeah yeah not alcohol like it just it's like butt chugging that's what
00:21:36| those kids were doing in college a little you can absorb alcohol through
00:21:39| your butt right absolutely you can doing in life it was London a few years ago
00:21:44| saving kids were soaking tampons in like vodka yeah so they could do it in school
00:21:51| good on you kids I heard that it's not out for you yeah
00:21:55| you heard anyway and for every ounce we can get them we'll donate at least $1 to
00:22:03| charity so this goes on my search search record alcohol but tampon alcohol enema
00:22:15| cool Oakley known as butt chuggin you I don't want to see how wait dangers I
00:22:23| know there's a danger associated with this of course you're absorbed
00:22:27| it's like putting it right into your bloodstream like your body slows it down
00:22:31| when you drink it you know your stomach all that stuff you're not you're just
00:22:34| throwing it like an ass beat car like whoa yeah
00:22:38| hits the liver too quickly and then you don't have enzymes to break it down in
00:22:42| your butthole hmm where things are not supposed to be oh boy most of us are you
00:22:49| good yeah anyway I you know let's let's see we here for long
00:22:57| that's all I'm saying mm-hmm it's almost like vaping alcohol the thing they take
00:23:02| like a little tiny like like a half a shot vaporize it and then inhale it cuz
00:23:07| it's like boom you've met like smashed weird yeah
00:23:12| instantly killing all your brain cells to try it all right life it'll kill you
00:23:22| um word of the day nation nation nation Mason I was na na odo and e SC ie MT
00:23:37| that's him it means lacking knowledge ignorant yeah you're Nations to this
00:23:44| word was quite obvious I certainly do use it today Nations or election
00:23:51| what's nascent oh you're Nash it then I am such a thing Oh Mason coming into
00:24:03| existence in beginning to display signs of future potential
00:24:08| just like I'm like nation' people you folk weird nations hmm oh yeah I was
00:24:20| watching them talking about YouTube history I was watching this is Dan Bell
00:24:25| and he was elated yeah Centralia you know Centralia no 100 miles away from
00:24:33| Philadelphia there's just town that was an old ghost towns are scary shit was it
00:24:39| a ghost town it's now ghost town because it was a coal mining town there are
00:24:43| whole mines caught fire oh they still burning and they're still burning the
00:24:47| couldn't turn yeah yeah yeah so is it still burning today I think it knows
00:24:52| it's dead it's band split shiz rely on the internet to tell me whether
00:24:57| Centralia is still bad I don't think the internet so otherwise some kind of wall
00:25:01| from past I think continues to burn 53 years that was two years ago though it
00:25:14| seems true I'll take a lot of it he saw I was watching the one about the
00:25:19| townspeople getting upset this is also another smile so they all had different
00:25:23| types of accents that where I was familiar with like pittsburgh media it's
00:25:31| really it's backwoods Alabama yeah it was great like even my my
00:25:37| pop-ups from there so there's the one guy that sounded like my pop-up and he
00:25:40| used the same kind of rubbage and I was just like how embarrassed I think kids
00:25:46| are the future won't have that problem cuz it learn from YouTube I'll have a
00:25:49| variety of accents cuz these people was like back in the 1970s 80s they didn't
00:25:54| have any you know take now I'm pretty sure that's that's that's gonna be a no
00:25:58| point because I think of all the things that we were supposed to have because of
00:26:01| Internet or because of the TV Oh kids these days they have TV they'll just
00:26:06| turn on any channel and learn any accent it's like well your flaws just click
00:26:14| click click there you go it's like a wet you know it's the only
00:26:17| one you get it's the only good news is well I'll be awful the matter what
00:26:21| generation we are so will take solace in that no no no longer Neeson well uh was
00:26:33| our 23rd episode right yeah yeah I think it is but I don't know I'm gonna be
00:26:37| lasting cuz that was kind of sucky but that's alright ok figure it out which
00:26:41| was less I don't know who's bad bad audio that's why it sucked
00:26:48| um so I thought what better way to celebrate our 22nd 23rd episode then um
00:26:54| if I ask you just a few questions for JM Berger he may come up this is more of a
00:27:05| young get 2 minute uh kind of it's like a couples compatibility quiz oh I was
00:27:13| looking for the ER many questionnaire I was gonna ask it to you but I can't find
00:27:17| make that damn thing anywhere they like lock it down like Fort Knox like it's
00:27:19| some kind of secret yeah pal for $13.99 I can get your whole questionnaire and
00:27:24| print it okay yeah I didn't want to pony up or sign up I started to do whatever
00:27:28| so I looked up some of the other popular ones that's just that's just not free in
00:27:32| the beginning it might be but I didn't I didn't wanna get roped in and then have
00:27:37| to explain to my girlfriend hell I'm signing up for EU harmony Oh Dan on the
00:27:41| UM Penner is an answer the questionnaire because I just look bad you got a link
00:27:44| it to your Twitter your Facebook and your yeah it's like it's like hey I'm
00:27:48| looking for people in the area to date anyway uh so I thought we'd just see if
00:27:54| we're even a compatible couple okay yeah this is this kind of rust I mean there
00:28:00| are a few questions that I literally didn't even scout all the questions it's
00:28:05| them and you see we're or we gonna stay together as a podcast okay let's see we
00:28:11| can stay stick through this hard time what is the ideal number of calls a
00:28:15| podcast should exchange Jim in a week okay I'm with you I like that would you
00:28:24| compromise your personal happiest for success of the podcast I'm pretty tired
00:28:30| right now so yes good answer I was great time here
00:28:33| huh what is your idea of a romantic vacation for the podcast I would like to
00:28:40| go to all right yeah okay I think I said one of your dumb haunted houses cuz I
00:28:47| wouldn't go yeah Oh who's going with somewhere don't like an abandoned
00:28:55| building you want to check out or something Oh an old meat factory nothing
00:29:01| says romance like an old meat factory folks take it to the Mucha block
00:29:05| the single most important thing for a podcast to be successful mmm focus
00:29:13| rumination that's not the single thing but I'll
00:29:17| take it what is what would you define is podcast cheating hmm talking to another
00:29:25| person on the air in general recording and releasing it yeah it's cheap what if
00:29:33| it's just like your guest starring in a podcast and promoting your podcasts at
00:29:37| the same time that's that's fine I would allow Joe promotion Joe Rogan you showed
00:29:44| up as long as so you can do what if you spent hours on a podcast with your ogen
00:29:48| as long as you plug the on painters it's okay yeah I'm gonna do that as soon as
00:29:56| he lets me do it okay friend of the podcast
00:29:59| yo rogue yeah if I podcast you Don you would you ever forgive me
00:30:05| he doesn't have to why not okay would you ever say sorry to me even if it's
00:30:13| not your fault ah I I thought I can ever admit guilt
00:30:18| it's a character flaw are you friends with any of your ex podcasts si are you
00:30:27| I don't know if you stole a pod with them time to time you guys pod up no I
00:30:32| did it but the big guy I can't admit to this one moving on I should finances be
00:30:41| planned in a podcast one-sidedly I think I know what it's
00:30:48| okay our ad promo bonus just came in and evened it all out huh I saw yeah do you
00:31:02| think celebrating Valentine's Day of podcast is corny I have to believe it
00:31:09| lands on Valentine's Day and asked you are you going oh it's on a Wednesday Oh
00:31:15| jesting we could have that we got a Valentine's Day pocket get little
00:31:23| personal what was your first impression of me I have a shaved head oh you're
00:31:31| talking about back in back in high school yeah I'm trying to remember
00:31:35| usually kitty that cracking up in English Holly I think maybe you might
00:31:42| have been in French class - yeah probably
00:31:44| huh are you quiet in the beginning I don't remember you showing up until like
00:31:50| midway freshing me sure maybe I was quiet I don't even know the shy did we
00:32:00| sit in the back of eighth period English with see doc and everybody was he back
00:32:06| there an M doc yeah yep I think there was a back we're all going on there I
00:32:10| think it was at all three or four - okay that make sense Wow can you avoid
00:32:17| flirting with another podcast if an attractive podcast ie Joe Rogan flirts
00:32:21| with you when I'm not around if I'm already podcasting with him I gotta be
00:32:26| flirty right sock it up how would you spend a special day with each other
00:32:33| Cole Duty for ya well I would say destiny - if ya oh what's the most
00:32:45| special memory you hold of both of us oh right to your door I was gonna cut
00:33:03| that it right to the add just do like the the next add that I do is gonna be
00:33:07| that I was gonna cut the pound a DS but I didn't want to I don't get the wrong
00:33:16| idea whoa that's pretty uh pretty dark ooh
00:33:22| I told you to jump off a tall cliff and told you that you've land safely because
00:33:28| there's a net you can't see yet would you blindly trust me oh this is a real
00:33:33| question it's a real question would anyone say yes to any I would never say
00:33:38| yes I'm sorry a random match person then oh my been casting for a little while so
00:33:44| it's not like we're random but it's funny because I wouldn't like if my wife
00:33:47| said that I'd be like yeah no that's going to jump there's it's a cliff if I
00:33:57| told her she would look over the edge and if there wasn't it I'd push her but
00:34:01| if there was oh she would just be confused and keep looking the joke lead
00:34:06| for sure yeah no I would not love her mm a little bit more than podcast Wow
00:34:16| do you think confessions make a relationship stronger or a podcast oh oh
00:34:22| cross some lines is that a confession broke up with my girl for a long time
00:34:32| ago the only thing I'm riding on is this podcast
00:34:35| do you have recording sever feet stomping on the how are you dead Oh
00:34:45| perfect here let's get to this next one is it fine for a podcast partner to use
00:34:51| the toilet with the door open oh yeah I think we're okay with that or a okay
00:34:58| yeah I think the moment have children you can't cause the
00:35:01| they'll just be standing there banging like Oh can't Wow after a breakup what
00:35:10| would you do with the podcast really keep it up I probably just turn to
00:35:16| videogames spend all my time playing video games but you would leave the
00:35:20| podcast alright no I'd record myself I chose by myself
00:35:25| oh you'd continue podcasting interesting would didn't know that about you which
00:35:35| which song best describes our podcast crazytown butterfly oh good come ladies
00:35:46| come come lovely that's good folks you're too young for that one oh
00:35:51| my god alright that was that the same summer
00:35:56| that Len steal my sunshine came out was earlier I always wear suntan lotion
00:36:08| enjoy the happy days the more you guy just talks for like eight minutes it's
00:36:12| just advice you know so little pathetic Rex please
00:36:18| hmm what about the sneeze I'm trying it he
00:36:24| can't be can't relent no really I tried I tried
00:36:28| that's these is relentless whoa alright feel better now um let's skip to my good
00:36:33| ones love song podcast yep mm-hmm
00:36:38| wow they really matches perfectly oh this oh what are some annoying habits of
00:36:46| other podcasts that irritate you click the link below subscribe hit the bell we
00:36:53| love you all of you everyone what hey folks don't forget that that like button
00:36:58| and definitely subscribe to Rogan podcast here I'm Joe Rogan oops yeah
00:37:14| hey guys I don't care he's back he was like like these guys I like they said
00:37:21| what this Dan guy he's off my list hmm who would you prefer in a podcast
00:37:31| partner a good-looking person or an extremely clever individual perfect duo
00:37:40| of the two you're welcome oh my god this one's
00:37:47| really good when was the last time I came into your dreams there's like two
00:37:51| weeks ago yeah he mentioned but I don't think it was very sexy I think I was
00:37:58| just helping you go to the store you know I had one dream that was like very
00:38:02| realistic with real people and I like it made note it made sense in Fantasyland
00:38:07| but not in real world but I don't think that oh oh I think it was a different
00:38:13| set of friends all does we're different set of you you could have been different
00:38:17| hmm they're all me essentially so number sex about constantly pushing the
00:38:27| boundaries or playing by the rules guys who were both staying with us so it's I
00:38:39| think you gotta push the boundaries in a podcast right up in the boundary but
00:38:45| chowder yep uh-huh shotgun you could you could shotgun a
00:38:50| beer up your butthole jackass the movie oh they did yeah I'm pretty sure you
00:38:57| like no I think he was fine everyone was laughing I like what you have the same
00:39:02| as he was before let's clarify yes hmm when was the last time you disliked me
00:39:12| earlier in the episode oh you did skip last podcast I did these series I guess
00:39:22| mmm and to put up with some random guy L video mm ooh would you be open to
00:39:32| disclosing all your health issues to me all the time even on air I don't know
00:39:39| why is that so why is that equation I'm not an around number 48 will i if you
00:39:44| pay for your insulin medication I don't know let's find out why do you have this
00:39:49| lump on my back and it just gets boring the moment people go into their medical
00:39:53| issues I need it kind of crickety and I wonder why people do it is that because
00:40:00| they have come I don't know this is so common at the age that they feel like it
00:40:04| gasps it's a bonding experience maybe the next phase maybe we'll get there
00:40:08| soon folks know if you're having a bad day would you want me to leave you alone
00:40:15| in your own world or spend time with you and cheer you Oh leave me the fuck alone
00:40:24| number 50 a 15-mile lesson what's more important sexual chemistry or spending
00:40:32| time together for the podcast depends if I'm in my 20s sexual chemistry towards
00:40:50| spending time on the podcast yeah I'm right in the middle right in
00:40:52| the middle oh and lastly what's your obsession with tow lo I don't know
00:41:00| Ceaser's don't look to her she's not that great but so you watch youtube
00:41:05| videos for the look huh hmm yeah I know more about you she'd notoriously flashes
00:41:10| the clock of the crowd when she huh yeah I'm sure that doesn't show up on any
00:41:15| these videos that have showed up they are and what's last last with the
00:41:23| YouTube history uh yeah for those you don't know we end up sharing YouTube
00:41:28| history mr. makes it interesting to see what my embarrassments are
00:41:31| oh are you brought ups online but escaped
00:41:36| colada song oh I love that song you just listen to it like during the day we're
00:41:43| gonna be like Wednesday at 4 p.m. you're like I can do some your scoop on both
00:41:47| I'm lime in the coconut that's all man it's not that time okay I don't know
00:41:54| okay I'll check have loose go I'm really better than the song no because I really
00:42:05| thought that's what it was I was like that's so maybes kid likes it guys the
00:42:10| guys up late at night and bored of his labor and he looks at mad in the paper
00:42:13| if you like pina coladas and sex and going out in the lane yeah well that's
00:42:20| all yeah yeah yeah I know that's all - that's also not very good I don't think
00:42:25| but I it's funny because I thought it was a jig off it song yeah I thought it
00:42:29| was as well actually now that we're talking about it what's the guy thing
00:42:32| remember no one knows it's sort of multiple times guardians of galaxy oh
00:42:38| okay he's the birth date I don't know which one first mixtape the first movie
00:42:44| I had I was listening to the YouTube of both the first one and second one yes oh
00:42:49| dude so glad we did this so I don't get the same movies anymore
00:42:54| cuz the kid my life whatever yeah it's just I don't know attention yeah right
00:42:59| and I on time you in the movie theater everything else where so I end up seeing
00:43:02| things like four years later six years later no one wants to talk about it
00:43:05| anymore hey I just saw guardians of the galaxy
00:43:08| like three months ago worst one yeah the first movie I am the second one let's
00:43:12| not even talk about that yet the first one that's a really good movie I liked
00:43:15| it yeah I enjoyed the hell are those just funny enough just action-packed
00:43:19| enough this is really good movie good mix so if you want to see your guardians
00:43:22| of the galaxy review folks check in here at the on manners it may be 2017 going
00:43:27| on 2018 but we know what's good you know forty years ago so then I saw another
00:43:35| movie that I DVR'd on a win yeah that's night a little drinky drink stayed up
00:43:41| and watched it Kingsman mm-hmm you sit there's only one
00:43:45| funny part at the end the church scene I'd like to church seen I remember her
00:43:51| she was insane it was one of my favorite action scenes I've seen in a long time
00:43:55| where they sent out a frame waves or everyone becomes violent wants to kill
00:43:58| each other and he literally he kills like 30 people and it's such a well shot
00:44:02| seen like axes load through people's hands oh dude it's beautiful and he's
00:44:06| just mowing people down I was watching it and maybe it was HBO and I DVR'd it I
00:44:15| can't remember but it was very gory and I remember what I really enjoy something
00:44:19| I do the Cabal laughs I'm like jumped over kicked them pulled the knife back
00:44:32| out and stabbed someone else I'm like this oh isn't joining there
00:44:36| hello that really that was gonna be my smirk earlier I forgot about it
00:44:40| thanks for bringing it up something on you didn't but you know thanks I'll take
00:44:43| it was good I love a good action scene like a good one
00:44:51| well done so made a good point most of the ones nowadays are so many camera
00:44:56| shifts like too quick you don't really have to see anything it's like John wick
00:45:00| that's great yeah job looks pretty well thought yes John Vic yeah I'm saying it
00:45:06| was a benefit okay cool cool well I thought you're saying it was too quick
00:45:09| cuz that one all his moves are pretty realistic and I love the actually just
00:45:14| saw John went to like a few weeks ago though Molly dude alright movie reviews
00:45:20| yeah yeah so John went through two weeks going how many head shots through that
00:45:25| goddamn movie I've never seen that me do you know he had shot to everyone he
00:45:30| kills he does every single one Oh every single person he kills he shoot some
00:45:35| love it's once or twice in the head at the end of every kill so that if he shot
00:45:39| them in the heart to kill them or something at the end he shoots him in
00:45:42| the head in again anyway like it's like I hit men move or something and it's so
00:45:45| badass cuz he's like and then like he'll be kind of dumb with the two dead bodies
00:45:49| in the room but he's about to leave the room but instead he's a good dude he's
00:45:55| like just making sure there's nothing coming back like no one's gonna be
00:45:59| behind him no one's sneaking up no one's gettin up in like wow he just got my
00:46:03| everyone's dead as hell it's kind of gangster that is pretty awesome he but
00:46:09| terrible like there's so many headshots it was gratuitous I felt bad watching it
00:46:13| like I'm like ah I'm committing sin I don't even know if sin is a real term or
00:46:17| whatever not religious but I felt like something bad was happening but Keanu
00:46:21| actually legitimately likes guns and notice how to like draw on fire guys oh
00:46:26| man martial arts as well right he's kind of it is his career is the
00:46:32| weirdest way to think about it how old was he for the matrix I just found out
00:46:35| he's way older than I thought think he's like veneering is he's
00:46:38| probably mid-40s I think he's like almost 50 dude oh no I'm looking up
00:46:42| Keanu Reeves age because ya know you kid yeah age 33 53 so that would make him
00:46:55| what 17 18 years younger so he's like 30 sure like mid-30s when
00:47:02| he did he does crazy dude we're not even we could still have a chance to make the
00:47:12| matrix but one more thing he did you did click in my brain Oh what did I click on
00:47:18| here man hit me in the video game like the one of the original now I really
00:47:23| always wanted to get into him I never really got into any of them like you
00:47:25| played them and didn't get into him or you never got a chance uh well I had one
00:47:29| of them I had three of them downloaded illegally one never really worked right
00:47:33| one the sound didn't work and one I just never really I don't know it was like it
00:47:38| ran weird cuz my video card or someone else this is stupid
00:47:40| hate the stupid seriously I got tired of it but I got it just when I got a new
00:47:44| computer and then I got the surround sound speakers and it came tour oh man
00:47:49| it was like would be the one that would came out in like PlayStation 3 type hit
00:47:52| man or like X likes to give me an audit geez like there was a sound card that
00:47:57| came with it okay he's like a six point one system so it
00:48:00| was completely that's why no they do fix one do you know what the point one of
00:48:06| those things is once I'm over Oh why do you say why did it it's stupid
00:48:11| though like it makes right over seem like it's a tenth of a
00:48:15| for whatever okay tweeter so are you gonna put me okay you but that game was
00:48:23| amazing because of the sound because you couldn't like they knew it like the the
00:48:28| other NPCs characters knew if you were looking at them like they had become
00:48:32| suspicious and alert other people so like one of the things is that you're
00:48:36| walking in snow and you could hear the person crunching behind you because the
00:48:41| guard was getting suspicious and following you but you couldn't turn
00:48:43| around if you turn around he'd be like he blows whistle and everyone would go
00:48:47| after you so you turn the corner and you could hear him get close and then what
00:48:52| as soon as you turn like like turning the corner you grab him snap his neck
00:48:55| and dump him in the in the alley and a lot of things were like that you
00:48:59| like you had no visuals you're just listening to things and there's some
00:49:03| ridiculous stuff in that game like you're at a party that's like maybe like
00:49:08| a hundred people and there's the bathroom and my tactic was to kill
00:49:14| everyone at the party exactly something I would do one at a time so it was
00:49:20| easier every time you kill someone cuz there's fewer I so huh and then by the
00:49:23| time you even need to get a target there's like 18 people left at this
00:49:26| party and you're like they don't know you have them just snap their neck throw
00:49:30| them in the stall and then be feeling really like the f30 bodies their way to
00:49:35| go I'm pandering way to go I like it yeah you're just twiddling your fingers
00:49:40| waiting for that next person and then headshot cuz I've heard really good
00:49:46| things about the newer hitman games I want to get into but I'm not paying
00:49:49| money for them yeah hmm and they multiplayer I don't think so that would
00:49:57| be so awesome doing it man game they'd be so boring for people to watch though
00:50:01| you'd be like oh dude I'll be the best they'd want to see what we did with all
00:50:07| the bodies utica EB sitting in the bathroom and then like you just be like
00:50:14| the walls be covered in blood and like as soon as the cutscenes end you just I
00:50:19| need to be wearing a clean suit and just walk into the bathroom
00:50:22| love it well here's a couple would you rather stew while we're but cuz this
00:50:29| episode's all about us folks yeah we're pretty good we need to
00:50:33| reflect on what each other how we're doing here
00:50:37| would you rather um wake up 500 years in the past or wake up five hundred years
00:50:42| in the future future yeah I want the Black Plague dude yeah but you look like
00:50:48| you're like a shitty peasant in the future who doesn't know any yeah but I'm
00:50:53| a demon which in the past they're like keikain or emoji speaks weird English
00:50:57| where a God do you think about that you know they always bring a lighter back oh
00:51:02| yeah wouldn't be in the same spot would I be in the same location cuz it just be
00:51:08| good question yeah actually I don't even think I'd be able to walk out of where I
00:51:12| am because it'd be a swamp you might be I'd get eaten by a gator I might be cool
00:51:18| I could do that well I need no 500 years metal because
00:51:23| it's a bird crisp that's true you don't know you're playing some cards here
00:51:29| alright that's very um there's another scenario let's see uh would you rather
00:51:37| be an amazing painter ooh like Picasso or Lia no no what I lounge or a
00:51:45| brilliant mathematician next one is really good probably genius you'll agree
00:51:52| oh go for the the one that could get recognized because the mathematician
00:51:56| asshole wait could not get recognized wow you went the opposite way I thought
00:52:02| you were gonna if you could just like paint something that was like stunningly
00:52:05| gorgeous like everyone would just be like like you couldn't do that with a
00:52:09| math equation everybody like I you big boat tons of money with math though I
00:52:15| think boat I think it'd be this is the model question like do you want to be
00:52:19| like a beautiful model or like a genius right Akana is like mmm good point I
00:52:25| think I'm gonna be the the guy that can while people in an instant we're gonna
00:52:29| make a nice fluffy cloud over this mountain range and oh I'm already done
00:52:33| and everyone's like Bob how'd he do that he painting with
00:52:37| the bristles on his forearm is serious bad arm just painted a beautiful
00:52:46| we made every outfitter yeah it'd be great if it was like a picture of like
00:52:51| Super Mario with like real real beard Oh actually saw the guy play the Super
00:52:56| Mario did you come across that recently I think it's alright no yeah yeah I love
00:53:03| the Zelda ones the orchestra Zelda's now I do like that no this is a guy he's
00:53:07| like a really nerdy I don't know you never played video games he was just
00:53:11| like a composer type guy I forget his name now they just showed him if you
00:53:16| looked it up it was big on reddit like last week yeah
00:53:20| played Super Mario themed piano just try that ragtime but he's like one of the
00:53:29| more famous a so they handed him the note like the musical tab written in
00:53:35| music or whatever and he site read it and just played from from looking at it
00:53:39| and it's ridiculous now it's not quite as fast as the original he said can I
00:53:44| get it a second time anything he played it up to speed but just the fact that he
00:53:47| sight reads it it's pretty pretty ridiculous right it I think I searched
00:53:53| the wrong things Bennett read it Mario Brothers piano by the way I'm really
00:53:58| good at figuring out what keywords will bring what you need usually usually your
00:54:02| brain is now conforming to the internet on your person but I need the internet
00:54:06| to answer my question so aren't I really kind of using the Internet is he play
00:54:12| with the giant marimba is it that guy I don't think so it's a regular piano into
00:54:22| Google I would have liked read it now that's pretty good that makes me
00:54:31| happy mrs. keidel no because someone's playing it with her marimba it might be
00:54:40| copyrighted by that guy can you copyright a cover version yeah I
00:54:46| don't know they had to get that right so this guy became famous making this song
00:54:56| right which he just did mmm just doing it for fun and tell him video recorded
00:55:01| him and it got 10 million hits can he make that money you make money of that
00:55:08| is all I was disappointing I saw some girl playing tool on drums yeah you
00:55:18| probably know which one yeah it's what drum it have been the
00:55:20| shared YouTube no no I actually don't think it was but I've go down that
00:55:26| rabbit hole a lot no no I don't but but she wasn't that great like she was off
00:55:30| on her timing great but she was attractive so she had like ah 20,000
00:55:35| fibers oh dude I probably know exactly which drummer chick is I good on that
00:55:40| that's one of my rabbit holes where all look above blooming she's like a fucking
00:55:44| sweet set up to she had a she during studio setup she's actually we're not
00:55:51| saying with dark hair but maybe who knows either way I probably sell our
00:55:54| because I go down these rabbit holes where I see drool drawn covers and I
00:55:57| look at like all the ones with big hits and recently five years recent women
00:56:04| tend to get to the top cos are like attractive and he's looking hot and it's
00:56:06| like this girl covers it with her guitar and it's like she's pretty good like I'm
00:56:10| not knocking her but she's like she's got more hits than everyone then she's
00:56:13| smoking hot I'm like retracting this might have something to it though
00:56:16| yeah and then that I was reading about the girls of twitch I figure they're
00:56:23| cold they probably twitch bunnies or someone
00:56:25| just made that up but um it's the ones that have like they literally don't like
00:56:30| they play video games fakely and they're just kind of like skating like one girl
00:56:34| did like jumping jacks like if you donate $2 to me I'll do a jumping jack
00:56:39| it's just like a weird gaming porn channel it's just evolved into it
00:56:44| doesn't always devolve into you know yeah we are - they like they wear really
00:56:50| low-cut shirts and show off their boobs and then complain when people don't
00:56:53| enjoy them like oh I don't need another donation I hate I hate you for donating
00:56:57| to me like that's Jesus God bless that's American Marie right there Amelie Atrix
00:57:03| right there um friend of the podcast two things actually friend of the podcast yo
00:57:16| man you didn't do anything new nothing crazy like 24 years ago almost today was
00:57:28| in December I realized he was tell me a story um he was just fresh young out of
00:57:33| school he was in New York he was gonna get a job on Wall Street it was like the
00:57:39| big new thing he was he was already slated for it I told him it was pretty
00:57:42| much his just had to show up just show up at 3 o'clock whatever I don't even
00:57:46| know 65th Street high no friggin idea he told me a story a long time ago he's
00:57:51| hailing a cab again in there and another guy's hand on the cab and the cab stops
00:57:55| alarm and he gets into a fight with a guy right you're a piece of shit I'm
00:58:01| telling you back up off me Do You Know Who I am this is Dylan my
00:58:05| friend he's being a real big shot I'm gonna make so much money and you're a
00:58:09| little nothing piece of shit he's telling this guy off this is an older
00:58:14| guy he don't look to put together he's like wearing his old jeans he has a
00:58:18| piece of straw he's showing on looks like country bumpkin finally he
00:58:23| literally grabs the guy pushes him back and says I'm telling you I'm smart
00:58:29| you're dumb I'm big you're little you like Mathilda thing till you know a
00:58:33| meter finally goes home hey old man back down F and set it back down gets in the
00:58:42| cab he wins no big deal turns out he didn't get the condemn job
00:58:47| I think that's the funniest part about the whole thing
00:58:50| that and um he felt he saw that man again on TV that man Tom Petty and he
00:59:00| released his hit song six months later April 24th 1989 well
00:59:05| back down uh check it out on full moon fever anyway uh
00:59:11| till then didn't get the last laugh someone little guy named Thomas Petty
00:59:17| did until he died build an threw a party I didn't go I was in poor taste but
00:59:25| anyway not a crazy right you never know who you're taking a cab from so maybe
00:59:30| back down maybe back down I get beer some maybe
00:59:35| cuz I know I guess I'll back baby there ain't no easy way I do this cab if you
00:59:55| listen you can hear it it's crazy so that's laughs laughs you never know
01:00:02| folks you just never know yeah another interesting thing
01:00:07| this one was um real to me so I got a friend he listens a podcast now I signed
01:00:14| him up names x-factor right good my friend forever I don't know if you met
01:00:18| him know played drums for me for a little while it's longer hair but looks
01:00:25| like a rover a wanderer he's really awesome dude he's making a globe he's
01:00:35| making a documentary um and he like travels the world and like he was in
01:00:40| Mauritius for a while over there near Madagascar Mauritius yeah
01:00:45| Mauritius anyway he's always doing crazy stuff the other day he was he was
01:00:51| surfing and then went to a cloud forest and volcanoes and Mexico City he's doing
01:00:57| crazy stuff like God God bless him he's one of my favorite people I always try
01:01:01| and stay in touch but he doesn't have he stays off the grid so
01:01:04| have a cellphone number always so he contacts me over the what's app ah right
01:01:09| mm-hmm so I turned one of the podcast he um you to read his comment to me yeah
01:01:15| that was very good randomly watched listen to episode 9 of
01:01:18| unpaid Rose the other name Oh which one goods episode nine I guess it isn't get
01:01:23| rich or no I mean you try picked one see you know jump in you don't wanna go too
01:01:29| far in the future or you don't want to go to episode one we let's you would
01:01:32| with the Kimmel audio might not even been great it is luxury and double
01:01:38| standards good pic expect good pic yeah anyway
01:01:42| likes the mix of light and heavy with the show joking around but also good
01:01:47| bits of philosophy and inquiry it's like hanging out with you all but having zero
01:01:53| input and I mean I get it it's like it was really cool I was like I like it
01:01:58| right and he liked it he thought was cool was like hanging out with people
01:02:02| just wishes there was a way you could add to the conversation and I wanted I
01:02:07| was I was all digit I do want to say if you everyone had anything the
01:02:11| conversation put in the comments tweet mail us scream my ex-wife's name
01:02:20| whatever I don't care I hope you like that where you can actually read off how
01:02:24| much people hate us real-time medium amount
01:02:28| oh and I did get our first fan mail this isn't a real mail someone must have
01:02:34| family on a dress I don't put it anywhere I think is this funny as hell
01:02:37| check it out it says I'm panders equal shit dye
01:02:43| underlined a bunch of times like you all handwritten so no name and
01:02:48| not been Sharpie Terry's are expensive compared to no expensive to a guy who
01:02:53| spells you with one letter anyway keep fan mail : we do appreciate
01:03:01| it uh I put it somewhere I don't know I like it that's that's all reacts they
01:03:07| feel what that feel good pretty good actually I was gonna reflect on what
01:03:11| we've done here you feel like you've got something absolutely not at all but do I
01:03:16| think like we good eventually ten Davey I look at it back
01:03:22| yeah I like to think of it as uh this podcast
01:03:29| is like the middle of a conversation I don't know that afterwards people are
01:03:35| talking about it or anything or they ever will can fade immediately after you
01:03:38| leave the room yet right and I feel like it's kind of a downer for me but at the
01:03:42| same time I also don't know that people look forward to it like oh baby it's the
01:03:47| it's the freakin weekend they're gonna release the new episode there are many
01:03:50| but I think people do though no no I episodes like friggin the bachelors long
01:03:56| but um I do think when people are listening and I don't know this for a
01:04:01| fact though some texts of people talking mm-hmm I think so they when they're
01:04:06| listening they're in they're part of the conversation they get it we're saying
01:04:12| some things yeah some truths some jokes some interesting uh or ads as we put it
01:04:21| I put three ads up there oh I like over god
01:04:28| I like that equated to like a couple hundred clicks and
01:04:35| the ones that went to the website like no one like almost no one click through
01:04:38| from what I could tell to the YouTube site maybe a few in aesthetics thing
01:04:44| what's that is it an aesthetics thing I think I mean if I looks very good yeah
01:04:58| look if it doesn't look like it's a multi-million dollar website I feel like
01:05:03| sometimes people yeah i don't know i don't know but i did ones that i did a
01:05:08| third ad that goes directly to the youtube and i like that look at the stat
01:05:12| for how long they've watched and the average is like 40 seconds or some
01:05:15| ridiculous cut we're getting there a little bit
01:05:18| yeah we got a minute we're gonna get to the get to the meat of the episode in
01:05:23| one minute ET episode click and click all parka
01:05:30| don't like it anyway yeah it's not like you can boil down but
01:05:33| three minutes you know we can't i have a feeling that it like the style of the
01:05:38| way google presents ads is not indicative to a person wanting to listen
01:05:42| to a podcast for an hour no probably not but you know um another complaint I did
01:05:49| have from expector in this thing I said oh that you know I mentioned it's
01:05:53| awesome that's kind of the feel we go for we'd like it to be even better if
01:05:58| you had any advice and he just said um maybe visual aids or uh maybe shorter or
01:06:05| maybe uh audio because he I can't find it anymore but he was like I'm listening
01:06:09| to it in his van mm-hmm it was like I ended up not watching it full-time
01:06:14| he's not gonna stare at the screen I mean everybody was like just chilling
01:06:17| laying down on the van he was like oh he still had it on so we can hear us it's a
01:06:22| good audio that's good visual like the back of a VW bus just in the middle of
01:06:27| showing he might as well stars is kind of what that kind of would be badass
01:06:34| yeah I could I could go on a trip our
01:06:42| listeners would pay for it and do exactly that and record everything huh I
01:06:48| can't beer Sam I'm picking it up wish they would put it down you know yeah
01:06:55| so this episode where we talk about everything
01:06:58| yeah Schindler's List and we got to we did covered up lighten it up a little
01:07:04| bit come on guys it wasn't that serious and you're talking about this area right
01:07:14| here folks are you know also Luke's head champions of ice hockey okay
01:07:19| yeah thousand thirteen minute go to know it no no it's you didn't say it's the
01:07:25| championship you million half the load of response minute event in a dollar
01:07:31| area yeah probably we're a perfect match for the
01:07:36| podcast and oh we I didn't tell you our be worried wrong goodness and then we
01:07:55| talked about random crap for a while people are always asking me if that gray
01:08:00| streak is real real good-looking boy it's only a matter of time before I
01:08:09| start looking at myself in the podcast you know if you were an Indian back 500
01:08:17| years ago feel like you might lend in they might have our feather or something
01:08:23| when did that trend died out a long time ago you must have been embarrassed when
01:08:27| that came around you know that came back did not yeah uh women it like expensive
01:08:33| salons we're getting a little feather piece Oh
01:08:35| oh wow it's like a it was it was pretty hot for a little bit I'm gonna say hi
01:08:45| everyone gets the chair everyone gets their film yeah what I'd
01:08:51| like to say though is we like you folks we like it a lot
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