Transcript of Episode 12 - Peak Human
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00:00:02| well I'm Dan that's so weird cuz welcome everybody
00:00:13| good evening Nick and everybody else welcome fans of the show this is the
00:00:17| undead ORS of course yeah I'm panderers ww-well so what would you say you hear
00:00:29| who we are a couple of friends we talk about anything anything that you know
00:00:34| lights are fancy and everything and everything that goes off on a tangent my
00:00:39| gosh this is crazy no tangents listen if you're worried that you're not gonna
00:00:44| like this you're gonna hate it so just stop listening unless you're into drama
00:00:56| conversations intrigue and you're over area it is between 18 and 21 is oh yeah
00:01:10| if you're not adult enough well a lot of the opinions here say the things we say
00:01:17| I feel like I do this works every time yeah and they're not representative of
00:01:21| the people around us our employers yep all those here now do not represent here
00:01:27| in all tails are probably fiction ish unless the true but we're not figures
00:01:34| for you yeah make sure they're all fiction area folks
00:01:37| so we're gonna dive in we're gonna give you a little something right where
00:01:43| you'll want it yeah we're gonna give you just enough that
00:01:47| you're smirking and you're smiling just like us first segment is that can you
00:01:52| believe it we're already here yeah fresh my newest tongue twister I repeated a
00:02:00| couple times before here yeah like that one Roberta ran rings
00:02:05| around the Roman ruins Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins
00:02:09| Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins Roberto ran rings for
00:02:12| the Roman ruins well it's not hunger I guess it's it's it is it's not as it's
00:02:19| not as hard as toy boat that's the artist one can you do it for us
00:02:23| toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat I can
00:02:34| think of a route through southern yeah give it a shot yourselves audience
00:02:37| mm-hmm if you can say Python real fast send a video into us and we will
00:02:43| literally PayPal you 80 cents yeah there's no way there's like
00:02:49| millions of people right local show bankrupt by toivo phenomenon on
00:02:55| panderers liars one panderers pander dat last yeah yeah so uh a smoker smile for
00:03:04| you this week gorilla ah I do have a quite a smile
00:03:07| actually quite us my mind short I'll go first cuz he sounds like you got a big
00:03:12| one no I can't follow but it's a self enjoyment as it's not on that big so
00:03:19| mine's a smirk uh I don't know if those yesterday or the day before I was
00:03:23| getting gas in my car and I'm one of those few jag-offs that spooks ogre aids
00:03:29| no no I guess they should know one of those few jag-offs who still pays with
00:03:36| cash Ola and I walked inside I had to pay before I fill up everyone else just
00:03:41| swipes her damn card so like I went in and no one was there and I was like
00:03:46| Hello and I felt like a jerk because you know I'm not like five years ago we're
00:03:51| just like let's steal all the money you know I don't responsible don't like
00:03:56| there's cameras everywhere don't be anything and then I literally
00:04:00| walked into the back of the garage and I was like Hello
00:04:02| and the guy looked at me and looked away and they look back he's like people work
00:04:05| and almost like I just went by gas just wanna it's gonna pay you guys for gas
00:04:09| and the guy came in and he looked he looked maybe my age maybe a little
00:04:13| younger like I was thinking 25-ish I don't know if he could have been 18 I
00:04:17| it's hard to tell with white people but he went and I paid him cash and uh I
00:04:23| think he's like all right have a good and I was like like you know women say
00:04:29| that like that bothersome if you say and or something it's like I'm not old well
00:04:35| it hit me right down I was like sir dude uncool we're bros and he was like
00:04:40| like in his head I can hear him answer in like yeah whatever
00:04:44| sir but it's weird I I became old the other day I'm a sir come one one day did
00:04:55| I wanted to listen to rap music great problem and dance you don't how cool
00:05:01| that really was going through ghost take my job so that was this market yourself
00:05:22| for being old this is Merkin him for being wrong but
00:05:26| yeah close up where were you going my smiles have been centered around like
00:05:34| my new workplace so my workplace has these bicycles so you get around campus
00:05:40| and they're just like you're mr. healthy granola all of a sudden your smile on it
00:05:44| would are fountains and the beauty like mr. outdoorsman no but I mastermind
00:05:55| schemes so yes it really feels like they have these bikes everywhere and every
00:05:59| time you pick one up it feels like you're stealing a bike you feel like
00:06:03| look around and then it's not is it like share yeah it's like a bike share but is
00:06:08| their credit card that's clear no no they're just there there's another ones
00:06:15| are labeled for certain buildings but essentially whenever you pick up a bike
00:06:19| it's the same model of bike essentially but everyone's adjusted it differently
00:06:24| so it feels like you're riding a whole different bike every time so there's
00:06:27| that awkward like five seconds of like can I ride a bike yeah relive it every
00:06:33| moment every time you jump on a new bike so I was like schemee how can I lie
00:06:39| keep the same bike and I could lock it down but I don't want to be a dick like
00:06:42| that that'd be a dick move Dom this is a real thing you could visibly mark it
00:06:48| with a knife it sounds terrible like like real if you got a pocket knife or
00:06:53| something mmm actually uh just like two lines on it
00:06:57| near the somewhere near the handlebars ish it's not enough to tell them would
00:07:00| return that I do this with stuff all the time I feel like if I'm all felt like
00:07:05| marking it's your name it's it's Marty you know they don't say you know I got
00:07:10| ya there's no way to Karen there's like a thousand bikes
00:07:14| mike is gone it's gone forever well you can I guess so I guess you'd
00:07:20| know it just by paddle you know so and this is I always feel like I'm stealing
00:07:24| it whenever I get on it so it's kind of like the GTA bikes Oh
00:07:27| so if you saw somebody with your your etched bike you feel like you should run
00:07:31| up to them because that's like that's your prized possession even though you
00:07:34| don't own it nah come off the bike and then hey triangle button
00:07:39| yeah it's mine bitch so my scheme mm-hmm my scheme is at the beginning of the day
00:07:45| I park as far away as possible with a predestined bike in that far corner that
00:07:51| no one ever would go to because it's too far away so every day I take the bike or
00:07:55| all the other burners all the other bikes get taken there
00:07:58| close to the building yeah make sense exactly so I take the bike to work and
00:08:03| then hopefully no one steals it while I'm working and then take it at the end
00:08:07| of the day back to that spot could you buy a bike that's exactly like this but
00:08:11| feeling people would steal it all like community biking it's community biking
00:08:19| the weirdest thing I've ever heard about my life I don't know who you are
00:08:22| yeah you're in some community bike program scheme if you're happy I don't
00:08:29| like it that's just owning the podcast it's coming between us yeah don't worry
00:08:33| I'll get better later on just give me a week
00:08:35| that's very interesting and it's interesting you did say grand theft auto
00:08:40| and bicycle because in San Andreas where you're CJ if you did something long
00:08:49| enough you've got skills in it which made sense you bike
00:08:51| jump far enough to stop going off of ramps the first thing I did in the game
00:08:57| was just drive around on the bicycle like a little ting ting ting ting hmm
00:09:01| and I just biked everywhere and bunny hopped everywhere to the point where I
00:09:05| maxed out the bike and the bike abilities so I can jump almost like 15
00:09:11| feet straight in the air and I learned how to do kind of like stunts where you
00:09:14| could bounce off buildings and like chain things and all and what I would do
00:09:19| is I'm still very famous for my college roommate for this is they would always
00:09:25| say like sayings as you like did stuff randomly like your character he just
00:09:30| says things like like like oh thanks for that money and like you know like well
00:09:35| that's how you to mess with me if you kick people and stuff and I still
00:09:39| think whose question I did like a full with gangsters and I had an Uzi and
00:09:47| I just went ding ding ding ding wasting that car to my wife and he was like
00:09:54| thanks today and then he said blame society and I drove off and did like a
00:10:00| always like oh let's assign anything but like it was really funny that I I also
00:10:07| managed to get into secret areas that you couldn't get into because the bike
00:10:12| cop was like sitting on a bike yeah yeah dude I could just jump into the
00:10:17| protected our mirrors and it would get to give you five stars automatically
00:10:21| yeah I missed the bunnyhop man 15 foot funny huh I like that all your friends
00:10:26| are named Dan so it sounds like you're a little insane Dan was like yeah and Dan
00:10:31| was like damn was like yeah grade school Dan is like my best friend through grade
00:10:36| school he says I would watch her the podcast I actually have a terrible story
00:10:40| about him later kid but anyway mom's work there's high school dan we're
00:10:45| talking to him right now yeah this is high school dance
00:10:48| I can't believe it those guys my school buddy
00:10:54| and then there's college and it was my drinking buddy and my hockey buddy he
00:10:59| was he he is a mess anyway those are my three dance like
00:11:04| that's my that's like you know it's like the Pep Boys logo except with all our
00:11:08| faces on it and maybe you're all kissing no base on your dream real quick for the
00:11:24| episode actually oh yeah or a move on the next area Corrections here the on
00:11:29| panderers we pride ourselves and always being upfront and honest with you guys
00:11:33| and we did make a mistake in the last episode yeah we referred to them as
00:11:41| Harry Weinstein the last thing raping all those women prowling predatory
00:11:48| nature really disgusting stuff folks joke's on us it's Harvey young haters
00:11:58| like to denounce Harvey Weinstein yeah Weinstock it's amazing how many people
00:12:03| are coming out of the woodwork to say he did something to them and it's like the
00:12:08| privacy surprise of Hollywood is just like denounced him immediately like they
00:12:12| already knew it greats well Dan was mentioning this to
00:12:15| it he's like it bothers me and I was like why who cares
00:12:17| he's like well it's like now people are coming out against Ben Affleck because
00:12:23| he squeezed his girls but I was like who cares I get what he's saying like when
00:12:28| something happens people tend to pile on people tend to speak up it's like a
00:12:32| fashionable thing a train almost they're starting to come all these different
00:12:36| reasons right like you say come out of the woodwork and it's just some extent
00:12:40| it's overkill it's over-the-top but sure most of its legitimate doesn't mean the
00:12:46| part of the bothers means they must already know like the people who are the
00:12:49| higher higher ups and Hollywood must already know he behaves like that
00:12:52| because otherwise why would you dismiss him guys
00:12:56| and my thing is if someone told you that story three days ago and it broken the
00:13:01| news would you feel like wow that's surprising
00:13:03| you know flashbacks of when he did that to you oh no I'm saying to you a person
00:13:08| not in Hollywood were you surprised by this that probably like I could see
00:13:12| certain four contenders of Directors copulating yeah I think there and in
00:13:16| listen they get caught do not lend the Jaguars
00:13:18| okay good you lost it I don't get to do that stuff at my job
00:13:22| do i yeah baby you want that toilet paper dance for it dance like rolls of
00:13:33| paper towels which I do so me and the the POTUS have something in common it's
00:13:39| called throwing paper towels of people we do it well that was a terrible did
00:13:45| like why do you think that's a good idea to show off his publicity publish it I
00:13:48| can't even say because he's so horrible at it skills by throwing paper at people
00:13:53| he shows a blade he doesn't really want to get all help so he was just like oh
00:14:01| the long fade truly a leader among men now I will say different things ooh we
00:14:25| got to react to this you want to go to a scenario or situation and I do have I
00:14:29| have my electric we can train it will create our mind you started mind so real
00:14:37| life you have five minutes of this thing happening and the five minutes is a
00:14:42| cheat code that you could enable mm-hmm it's like what cheat code would you pick
00:14:47| in real life to live for five minutes mines will be pretty boring it's like
00:14:53| invisible and rob a bank hmm I think and you know I'd have to
00:14:58| think about it a little longer a little good but but the money would be good for
00:15:01| me it would teach me values like hard work and future planning yeah you know I
00:15:08| mean I could use them I mean only because the other ones it's five minutes
00:15:15| five minutes of flying now I'm like flying around enjoying the hell out of
00:15:19| it I mean I did parachuting or whatever out of a plane I felt for like four
00:15:23| minutes and then a parachute really 10 minutes so I kinda already had that and
00:15:28| it was awesome but like you know anything don't like oh really
00:15:32| you wouldn't want like invincibility I would but like for what five minutes
00:15:39| yeah that's exactly can't do anything like I'm also thinking I have a very
00:15:43| grand theft auto in mind today but am I gonna like take on the police force
00:15:47| tanks cops with tons of guns and just turn on my invincible for five minutes
00:15:52| and then when it's over and they're still shooting like like we got that
00:15:56| crazy son of a bitch I mean it's crazy for five minutes it was like he was
00:16:00| invincible you drop like a psycho like I'd go down in history is that however
00:16:08| you like explain it took some crazy bullets for flying
00:16:13| straight it's 200 rounds in his body I've never seen anything like it and
00:16:18| then what happened well like a minute later he died they just drop well what
00:16:26| are we gonna do invincible for five minutes a boxing match one good like the
00:16:33| problem is you have to save it for a moment where it's useful like if like
00:16:36| someone was in danger or something yeah like a burning building he'd be a hero
00:16:41| and see I also didn't think this was any power you want for five minutes on
00:16:46| layaway like I feel like really stretching it here do me five minutes
00:16:52| and like half an hour head start I probably invisible rob a bank or rob
00:16:56| something with money really good she could also be almost life like you could
00:17:00| make a save point before you do something and then do that and then you
00:17:03| just go back to the original save point so we would all go back in time five
00:17:10| minutes yeah but wouldn't only be limited to five minutes not like five
00:17:14| days five because it's a five minute power right yeah so you could like be I
00:17:19| don't have a horse horse racing that's true see that those races last lines or
00:17:27| five minutes carry aspect I'm always huh it wasn't five minutes of powers
00:17:36| because you can't sleep with like 40 people in five minutes well you could
00:17:40| right you'd have to give yourself two powers to be likable and do whatever it
00:17:54| is that you fun it's gonna be a good time no I think it's all our work the
00:17:58| invisible thing um I guess I did an armored car from like a super wall off
00:18:03| it's like the best bet have you were mm mm hmm you could just disappear from an
00:18:08| armored truck after you stole it then if all the cops around it and you they bust
00:18:13| into it and then well no no because you're the money bags aren't invisible
00:18:17| [Music] anyway I got one for you
00:18:24| all right you're alone in a public square I don't know if this is like a
00:18:31| local playground or something devil and her shoulder appears he says um see that
00:18:38| stupid kid over there you really gotta know you're looking and there's like
00:18:41| he's a kid he's kind of fat you think for like maybe five he's kind of fat you
00:18:51| get a million dollars if you let that kid drown and you're like drown Jesus I
00:18:54| didn't even know theirs and you realize they're like oh there's a pool over
00:18:56| there and then the devil disappears and it's guaranteed you're gonna get the
00:19:00| million bucks all you have to do is walk away look away you do it so you're not
00:19:07| going to aid in any way you know like to tell somebody else no I mean the kids
00:19:13| walking towards the pool now no one else is around that's why I said that but you
00:19:16| don't have to forcibly do anything to the kids don't know I mean you'll have
00:19:19| to go over and drown the kid that's disgusting oh you just know he's going
00:19:25| towards the water and he's probably gonna fall face-first for some reason
00:19:28| he's gonna drown that guy now you have awareness of that yeah I couldn't do
00:19:33| that cuz I could see my own kid running that way and if someone else were to
00:19:36| take that choice now what if I want my five minutes of glory what what would
00:19:42| that we'll say hey buddy ten minutes ago you let a kid drown you
00:19:46| didn't even know it was happening here's a million bucks we've liked well
00:19:50| like would you would you accept the money I guess you're like I didn't know
00:19:54| yeah I had your funds in huh I'm not sure but I mean really that is
00:20:00| knowing is the big difference then no way home to her knowing nighters deal
00:20:06| didn't you didn't do anything either way oh I don't know let's mean that's part
00:20:09| of a question if I say no I gotta save the kid no no what's that
00:20:16| I'm feeling good nowadays did noise I said he's bad I'm gonna make it more
00:20:25| enticing here he's cute yeah yeah permanent detention
00:20:31| I mentioned the child is a huge racist Harvey Weinstein fan
00:20:38| al were you thinking huh he's from Nazi and is conventional in every single way
00:20:46| except those didn't convention I blan disorder not I think that exists
00:20:54| actually but that's okay I'm sure that's not okay but for the kid his sake
00:21:00| I'll survive he's good maybe maybe that brings us to the next
00:21:11| segment which segment Dan say a challenge I have one but if you have one
00:21:20| Alan area you go ahead you got it okay hey Krista Flockhart and anyone from the
00:21:29| flock of seagulls I don't know I couldn't figure out one name of anyone
00:21:33| in that group but it just one of you are watching this today you're looking at me
00:21:37| you're looking into my soul you're looking at in a dancehall over there
00:21:41| you're seeing this I challenge you guys I want you to find your charity strings
00:21:46| huh you know what I'm saying put your money where your mouth is and I
00:21:50| want both of you to have a contest to shave us
00:22:03| gonna shave you one's gonna shave me and we'll see who does it better huh did
00:22:08| they have to how do they I'm talking oh no straightedge that's fine we'll
00:22:14| find them we'll find them to be shaved they have to agree to shave us and then
00:22:18| this is how the challenge will go with a straight edge yeah
00:22:22| like the old-time barber style like the foam with you put it on with a little
00:22:26| what happened to her after a aligment McBeal did she and I I don't know it was
00:22:32| she waited like a random celebrity maybe some guy that thought it was separately
00:22:36| like a cleaners I've been George polluters you can say Clooney we can't
00:22:44| get arrested for saying George Clooney I watch a lot of Bojack horseman here it's
00:22:54| fine it's good stuff a lot of subtle I don't even know the mix of all that I've
00:23:03| never seen it I just know it's what's-his-face
00:23:05| well yeah Will Arnett Oh Harrison Ford that's who she dated really ya know that
00:23:15| it's like our celebrity gossip our interesting oh wait no oh I thought he
00:23:20| was married though Mimi was at the time oh I'm not here to pander we're here to
00:23:30| tell you the goddamn truth well too skinny for me but it's okay yeah I'm not
00:23:36| gonna would I Drive honey I'd rather shave me and you get one of the guys
00:23:39| from plotting seagulls we'll see which one yeah
00:23:45| how do you judge the competition though better shave it was just the most hair
00:23:51| whoever has the least amount of hair remaining on their body
00:23:54| oh it's a body challenge yeah I'll go I'll go full-bore I'm keeping this head
00:24:00| here your idea wait crap I'm a one to get the power
00:24:08| play doh by the seals man and he's dexterous you know her she could have a
00:24:15| drinking problem maybe she's cheeks
00:24:17| and what I'm saying did not hear to see that shaving makes me nervous I love it
00:24:31| alright that's our celebrity challenge folks yeah if if you know Chrissa
00:24:37| if you know anyone from fuckable make sure they find out because we're willing
00:24:44| we're we're there for you we ought to be able because you'll be able before we
00:24:50| get to the main topic I know the main topics a juicy one today
00:24:53| he's one why didn't I can give it the old we did want to do the word of the
00:25:04| day do you know what my word of the day is no I don't I don't know weird because
00:25:12| you introduced me to it oh don't steal my word of the day I hope
00:25:16| you don't know that is it go ahead god I was gonna I was gonna do two of them
00:25:20| because I is used invigorate and send an innovate virus which is the opposite of
00:25:31| invigorating one thing sorry son is going to live I mean no I used the wrong
00:25:41| word I love those opposite words that kind of sound the same like a emaciate I
00:25:46| always got that one wrong with what emaciate I don't know I always thought
00:25:51| it was that emasculate oh okay yeah yeah it may see both bed so I don't know
00:25:57| emasculate could be like you're you're strong and it's man no oh it's taking
00:26:03| away your masculinity really I got both those wrong shit geez this case they're
00:26:09| both bad but it can be different like you can make fossil and emasculate them
00:26:12| okay like Dan nice hair you look like you never had sex with a girl that's
00:26:17| like really really man right now I don't think I go back later
00:26:28| list of names crying I want you to shave my entire going and when your heart
00:26:37| you're gonna a CA me what was your other word though cuz this could be my word oh
00:26:45| that's I got four words in so you're good
00:26:49| invigorate innervate emaciate and emasculate it's like we wrote a book oh
00:26:55| I didn't even define them go ahead folks my word is ferrite bead know what yeah I
00:27:05| didn't steal it I told you I got it from you I guess I gave you knowledge which
00:27:09| is well known it used to be syncopation booth
00:27:13| incubated oh yeah Gomez song I wish I had one laying around but the only one I
00:27:28| have is a dance house that you plugged in use I can't even anyway it's like you
00:27:34| know the little skinny cord like you're looking at a cord you're like this is a
00:27:37| skinny little cord it's like you know it connects your stupid devices huh got
00:27:43| what oh that thing right there that's my favorite
00:27:49| now ain't none of 10 stars from Young panders you know what it comes down on
00:27:53| listen then high-pitched whine sometimes here in our episodes anymore that was my
00:27:58| phone we hope we hope not anyway the ferrite be probably got rid of that
00:28:02| sound you're welcome folks we're constantly
00:28:04| moving here at the offenders number one at the iTunes Store the man
00:28:14| we're gonna get laid a lot man eight you're watching us it's an expression
00:28:23| yeah same with Dan yes say yes a famous expression yeah it's an expression don't
00:28:30| worry about it we're we're good solid babes she's gonna get me don't worry
00:28:36| right beat so so you bend over and the girl oils you
00:28:41| up and the ferrite bead gets right here and stops the sound waves yeah
00:28:48| high-pitched whine which is about to happen
00:28:52| all those election electrical resonances they die inside I mean if you get used
00:28:59| to it enough don't even bother you it's like the
00:29:02| ferrite bead just walks in you know anything would you like to get into some
00:29:15| of our main topic of the night I think I would I think I would would you like to
00:29:25| yeah let's do this together or just have to slide oh yeah scroll
00:29:32| wheel all the way down so I'm gonna ask you a question do you feel like you're
00:29:42| physically busy yes Peabody yeah where's your physicality at is it
00:29:47| at a maximum a peak no I'm trying to think though I don't think it's that bad
00:29:51| yeah I guess I peaked like three years ago maybe four no no I meant I'm
00:29:56| guessing where you have mentally I want to say I peaked eight years ago but I
00:30:02| could peak again in two to four years okay you're because well no no because
00:30:08| College really pushed my mental faculties but now in my everyday job
00:30:15| it's not really challenging me mentally but I could see I'm not losing any
00:30:18| mental edge I'm just not using it yeah there's no sighs no reason to bracket
00:30:23| right and I think for the next three to four years I couldn't see a problem with
00:30:27| that now be down the road I'd know free Club so our topic today is peak human
00:30:33| you when I tell it's just yeah which actually if I'm gonna in a sidestep here
00:30:41| that please I was reading about lab-grown meat and if human meat
00:30:47| grown in the lab is it cannibalism yes but cannibalism really implies that
00:30:54| you're killing someone to eat them and they're human and uh the meat that
00:30:59| you're growing in a lab is not really human and you're not really killing it
00:31:02| well here's my point counterpoint if you can make meat tastes like or be based of
00:31:08| anything in a lab like you're literally making it for consumption why would you
00:31:13| make it human well how it doesn't know you have this one critic that a cannibal
00:31:19| be that he'd be tasting both it'd be up swirling his wine now this is this is
00:31:25| really a debate that I feel like is silly because I feel like I know but I
00:31:29| don't you wouldn't know it's human meat
00:31:32| wouldn't you what if they're trying to grow a human organ like a heart and
00:31:37| they're like wow it's not this we made a whole bunch of arms just chuck it in
00:31:40| with that size may be succulent eyes succulents I just imagine Raquel Welch
00:31:52| from Shawshank Redemption that poster if she was grown in a lab no I'm not gonna
00:32:06| thank god cannibalism isn't legal because you'd be like like different
00:32:12| words real celebrities is cannibalism illegal if you were to freely I don't
00:32:19| know can you freely give parts of yourself to be eaten I have no idea cuz
00:32:23| you can't mess with a corpse there's nothing to do with cannibalism well
00:32:26| you're gonna survive without you trying to step I'm gonna good take chunks out
00:32:29| of you can they like your liver will preside abuse little choros be like foie
00:32:35| gras damn corpse think if there's a law with corpses you can't do certain things
00:32:41| with can't time to the roof of your car and drive around town whoa look at it
00:32:48| look at the Bernese Bernie's day out Bernie's weekend yeah let's look at this
00:32:52| in the future episode so let's get down all right
00:32:58| let's go back let's go back to people movement I had to I had to sidestep I
00:33:01| read that I was like would you get for a peak human reaction time because there's
00:33:09| like numbers go up and down but they're all our rank G do you have stats on this
00:33:14| I hope you upstairs no I just I just I looked at one exact website that had 24
00:33:21| that's the highest with your reaction time there's no there's greatest like
00:33:25| one of the I've seen those things that uh NHL players use they have like a
00:33:28| board and they have little things that light up and they're supposed to smack
00:33:31| it and I've seen like Giroux do it and it's fantastically fast so I could see
00:33:42| slower than that well then they broke it down to two segments I'm getting most of
00:33:48| this from a reddit page so it's 100% back sure there are two kinds of
00:33:55| reaction time simple reaction time and Choice reaction time somebody doesn't
00:34:01| get to your brain before you make a decision like when you turn the other
00:34:04| way around simple reaction time is literally just
00:34:07| the nerves yeah what you see gets to your brain what you feel gets your brain
00:34:11| what you smell gets your brain then there's a time between your brain
00:34:15| getting it and then your brain has to decide what to do with it through brain
00:34:19| says I'm gonna move my damn hand or your brain says you know what that smells
00:34:24| awful I'm gonna turn to the left like whatever
00:34:27| your brain wants to say your brain has to do something I think you're great I
00:34:30| think it gets feel like your central nervous system and it's like well stove
00:34:34| does yeah yeah we're parking yes actually to keep the body safe from harm
00:34:41| pain heat and certainly real extreme ones don't even make it all the way to
00:34:46| the brain they stop like it there must be cut off you know you cut
00:34:50| off man in baseball set your cutoff man in the nervous system so you get halfway
00:34:53| there and it's like he pulled you got him on I don't think that changes over
00:34:57| time I think that stays the same actually back in change too that's a
00:35:01| simple reaction time can change and it gets slow and with age might not be much
00:35:06| lower but the interesting is choice reaction time where you decide what to
00:35:11| do the information it was probably more
00:35:14| important for a while me and my college Dan friend we're really depressed
00:35:22| because apparently like 22:21 is like when you're a peak for video games -
00:35:26| right now yeah like like Koreans and stuff playing Jesus Christ remember
00:35:33| counter-strike counter-strike yeah like the best ones in the world are like
00:35:39| don't let them play like you're at a league and stuff like that and it's like
00:35:43| Dan I'm too old to play video games well well folks yes like they were just
00:35:51| measuring fast which which you just said like the quickly yeah simple protection
00:35:55| time guess what bitches choice reaction time
00:36:00| is at its peak at just under 30 like between 29 and 30 so you're surprised my
00:36:07| prime but not by eight years oh by one and a half to it oh God bring us around
00:36:18| that was a missing for my research here was it interesting
00:36:22| I was really looking at like physical exertion right which is important it's
00:36:27| very important but it's not doubles and there's yeah there's like the almost
00:36:31| smashed which there's sprinting and there's marathon runners so between the
00:36:35| difference and there's the difference there's still got a decline in
00:36:40| performance when a marathon runner hits their late 20s but it's a printer their
00:36:46| shortest distance sons are like Olympic World Records is it the 23 to 31 so
00:36:52| there's a plateau there that's actually later than I thought because most people
00:36:55| say that your your peaks in your early twenties yeah right wing - whatever hmm
00:37:00| the world record average age is 26 for speed over speed put runners in general
00:37:06| or for runners in general but these are sprinters and swimming though the world
00:37:12| records are all around 21 so like the swimming is kind of like the I would say
00:37:16| it's like the peak sport for using all your muscles right so you're using warm
00:37:20| so it's very muscle based less brain day yeah because
00:37:25| you know a lot of swimmers that are just shit we mean they're rock-hard abs yeah
00:37:32| oh yeah girl so that's kind of that's kind of interesting so if I were to pick
00:37:41| up a sport now it wouldn't be swimming cuz I'm already way past my prime but it
00:37:45| would make me healthier it would and then sprinting and running they're a
00:37:49| little too boring I guess I don't know I all I know where you're going with this
00:37:56| cuz I came across the same number you did in this next one he did it actually
00:38:01| just past the prime I believe just for what right yeah yeah mental game maybe
00:38:07| oh yeah mental game go ahead so which bring it down for folks so I'm gonna go
00:38:12| through I'm gonna switch it all the way to pure mental game which is supposed to
00:38:15| be chess I think no no there's a reason okay
00:38:21| so I saw you wrote down what was the number you that 31.4 I love the point
00:38:28| for yeah I really specific what was my own my article is a different there's
00:38:34| like a Business Insider I think huh but Business Insider had a list of all
00:38:39| the one you peek at in your age and the thing in question most could be so which
00:38:46| was interesting because you wrote down hell autumn curry number yeah well guess
00:38:53| what Business Insider said at age 31 you peak it chess yeah maybe you too
00:39:00| or maybe they stole the exact same information I have we don't know abut
00:39:03| well if you think about chess you're analyzing all possible moves in a time
00:39:07| frame and the way they do professional chess is they do they hit that clock do
00:39:11| you what the times I was supposed to pay two minutes I just you have a block of
00:39:16| time and when you hit the clock here oh you're a block you're eating on your
00:39:20| walk yeah so I think if you go over the time I don't I don't get penalized or
00:39:24| something yeah we're gonna have to do a correction on this but no we're probably
00:39:28| right yeah it's just the normal connections and moving fast through all
00:39:32| your options that starts to peak at a younger age than we are at now
00:39:38| kind of sucks kind of does but hold on so the Business Insider article I
00:39:46| thought was pretty cool because it visualized it was just one two three
00:39:50| year process there's a lot of nice graphics I'm gonna sporting intelligence
00:39:55| and SB Nation and if want quant hockey I'm just gonna come up next well let me
00:40:02| do this a few things I thought were interesting was new language learned oh
00:40:12| peak at age seven Wow so you learning new languages after saying in my theory
00:40:19| is from the very first episode of Young panders we talked on how do you think in
00:40:24| language right mm-hmm and if by eight seven you have your
00:40:28| whole language pretty much down pat original language now you're thinking
00:40:32| and that in that language which makes it harder to what learn a new language
00:40:36| because you're thinking in a different language
00:40:38| right I'm curious if it's like learning multiple languages at a young age
00:40:43| confuses you later in life I don't think so I think usually good thing you
00:40:48| understand different ways to analyze things I've been yeah I've been cursing
00:40:51| at my kid in Spanish German this Puerto Rican Eleni Thursday yeah just know a
00:40:59| few choice words this one's interesting than that same article do you know when
00:41:06| you peek at remembering names I was always terrible this so guess what
00:41:14| of a bone mass it Peaks a certain age bone mass 30 30 30 yeah I mean think
00:41:29| about your body still start losing muscle and bone and all sorts of
00:41:32| important stuff can't even burn off awesome muscle peak was around 26 27 the
00:41:37| bone was 30 this one's good remembering faces when you get you're the best at at
00:41:44| this age 32 32 yeah I'm not gonna remember everybody's faces
00:41:52| anymore well it does not you don't remember the names chances of winning a
00:42:05| Nobel Prize go down after this age well get a pop or zero or I'm thinking like
00:42:11| I'm wondering what the stats are for people who get married before they're 32
00:42:16| and after they're 32 like do just the percentage dramatically change if you
00:42:22| can't remember their their face or their name you remember your significant
00:42:28| others name and based I believe that takes a little more effort so arithmetic
00:42:35| maxes at 50 check that at all I think I had that's that somewhere in there last
00:42:41| to vocabulary maxes at 71 hell yeah that's part of like worldly knowledge
00:42:47| like you keep getting smarter until my guess is at 70 point you just start
00:42:52| getting stupid oh yeah for all our 72 year-old Muir's and
00:42:56| beyond but that might be societal and career-wise you're done interact I'm
00:43:02| sure it is something we can get different diseases and brain damage by
00:43:06| like 50 and 62 yes it's all little the people that are mentally off or will be
00:43:11| because you know anyway god bring us to our next area in peak human so I was
00:43:17| gonna go to baseball so the baseball peak which is a sport
00:43:21| which mostly relies on I guess it's scenario and it's I stayed
00:43:27| down in distance as a football term but it's more to think yeah it's surreal
00:43:32| exactly it's knowing how I guess most of its like hitting a ball which is more
00:43:38| mental than anything it's not really reactionary I think it's you know what
00:43:42| they say about baseball beyond the most important elements and hitting a ball in
00:43:46| general no is vision vision hmm like a hundred percent once your vision goes
00:43:52| you're screwed has none to an arm strength predictability I mean it helps
00:43:56| being predictable but your visual you're trying to pick up cues from I guess his
00:44:01| hand the pitcher as you can see it the spin of the ball because you can
00:44:05| kind of see which way the Reds are going whether it's a swear this way or this
00:44:08| way or this way and from there you kind of memorize which ways that usually cut
00:44:11| in does that usually cut out does this one look like it's kind of up higher
00:44:15| than they usually are it's it's perfect and ie does I mean you have like what
00:44:21| did they say it's like less than a two seconds to decide if you're going to
00:44:25| swing or not it is ridiculous and urgency and then you have to swing and
00:44:31| hitting I'm gonna say one of our English teacher mr. mollusk ah yeah boss
00:44:39| she might say the hardest thing in sports is to hit a baseball which is I
00:44:44| think like if you were to somehow determine a scenario where you had to do
00:44:48| this one thing like 90 right yeah there's bat swings around honey mana or
00:44:58| guessing like when's your I don't know when your vision is peak because you can
00:45:02| now manipulate it well that's what I did you know that that steroids are really
00:45:06| help you look so you're gonna increase your eye muscles no no it helps your
00:45:10| helps you focus and visualize them um that's why the steroid era was fraught
00:45:16| with so many homers and etc etc it was very it helped their muscles I mean help
00:45:21| their arms and you know biceps as big needy man biceps but uh but it very very
00:45:28| much actually improved their vision look like their sense of vision will just
00:45:33| make sense right yes they're squeezing all the blood out of their arms and legs
00:45:37| into their eyes some of the best most interesting stats came from Cuong hockey
00:45:55| and it it all had to do with NHL stuff because they actually broke down like
00:46:01| five on five points your peak age what do you think your peak is judges I saw
00:46:07| this and I don't remember so I'm gonna say 27 it's 25 that's close sometimes
00:46:12| there's a bit of a plateau so the 25 until 30 but mostly at 25
00:46:17| and then it so it kind of breaks down into like when do you retire from the
00:46:24| NHL and that's like four words defenseman goalies they had stats free
00:46:28| yeah yeah yeah which and this is probably people who don't like the kind
00:46:33| of or floaters in the NHL to sobre probably brings out your agent sir
00:46:37| so forwards is 24 and notice wait retire for retirement forwards forwards I guess
00:46:43| a because you have and you also have the most forward so yeah those people retire
00:46:47| right where I think probably too and your your your gap you're counting on
00:46:51| production you're not counting on something that's right headsman doesn't
00:46:54| have that right right and then D is 24 to 32 so there's a plateau like Ninh the
00:47:00| afford one was like really a sharp decline in curve so there was a definite
00:47:04| peak but the d cuz i was just nice and flat yeah and then goalies who gives a
00:47:12| shit about bullies I wanna cuz it it was all over the place yeah like a Tim
00:47:17| Thomas he was like 40 interesting like it it seems like that would be the most
00:47:21| reaction based vision I think again though there's a vision yeah so maybe
00:47:26| it's it doesn't have anything to do with reacting well I mean I would imagine
00:47:32| both it could be reading the play and understanding like what the best option
00:47:36| for the other team is and positioning yourself accordingly and the most
00:47:41| probably luck and your defenseman too right yeah yeah there's your team
00:47:45| strategy a little bit of luck defenseman positioning everything there's fewer of
00:47:52| them so it's like you can't really switch it all these new quickly
00:47:57| interesting you brought up hockey because for my father's birthday guess
00:48:01| where I'm taking him to mom oh nice oh I have a huge wind ankle 8 8 goals so I
00:48:11| predict we will see a one-nothing shootout loss yeah because they spent
00:48:16| all eight goals should the save it for later will stay musashi major flyers is
00:48:25| are pretty young it seems like it's really young maybe hope
00:48:29| for baby drop a mac drop one more I don't even know who but then you
00:48:34| probably really drop the whole age bracket by a good hmm do we get to watch
00:48:40| so not too good off topic but a topic that occurred
00:48:47| because of this topic yeah can I get into it yeah go ahead
00:48:52| so if you type in peak human condition and species you get an interesting
00:48:59| result like peak across all species please tell me there's that's what I
00:49:04| thought well I thought their life that's what I always look long way my just look
00:49:07| I was looking anyway I couldn't find that I was there's something called peak
00:49:15| that's where you use Google what do you think I used now if you could look at
00:49:19| dogpile yeah its fighter 27 no tapes sts-2 from the ones that were like mama
00:49:28| mama uh yeah like so many plecos one dogpile i think
00:49:37| there's one called like twelve spiders or something you know seventeen so
00:49:42| anyway and they all gave you shit results except for actually they all did
00:49:46| crap back then right prior all right whoa keep human condition is um would
00:49:56| all the all the fictional characters that are like superheroes that's what
00:50:02| they'll have so it's it's a condition where your body doesn't age normally it
00:50:08| runs on peak efficiency it never gets sick it's it's stronger
00:50:12| than the average human but you would never consider its superhuman strength
00:50:16| so they trying to cast people that look like they're this age no it's not it's
00:50:20| not no in the superhero themself in their lore has this condition okay
00:50:25| so I'll give you an example to people Conan the Barbarian is considered peak
00:50:30| human condition because he's not superhumanly strong he's humanly strong
00:50:35| liquid snake all the people in the Watchmen Xena the warrior princess the
00:50:41| Ninja Turtles are considered peak human condition they
00:50:45| make a character from doom Mario Batman Wolverine liquid snake Lara
00:50:51| Croft the list goes on and on but it's essentially like anyone who's a
00:50:55| superhero and it isn't their superpower like someone who's super super strong
00:51:00| who lifts like buildings like that's not peak human that's weird but like more
00:51:05| like in their 20s like I visualized them and I think they are for decades aren't
00:51:09| that like doing I mean they continue on even in there sir right and that's the
00:51:14| whole idea behind it is that somehow their cells don't age like ours and
00:51:19| somehow there are their muscles work at a hundred percent so they don't only
00:51:24| have to be working out the muscles just work at a hundred percent it was a whole
00:51:27| series of articles that deal with Marvel and DC and all the other stuff and I was
00:51:32| like it's not what I'm looking for but it image I was like oh so that's the old
00:51:38| peak human condition yeah yeah and I guess I would counter with Wolverine
00:51:44| being really old he is but he stays young like for decades you know I mean
00:51:50| he drew is he's like 400 by the time he finally is old didn't even think he is
00:51:55| right so he's been around for since yeah since the so Diaz read others yeah but
00:52:04| how do they stay young it doesn't have like age defying powers he just his body
00:52:08| works at a level that's like 100% his adrenaline is stronger his he never gets
00:52:14| sick he doesn't age quite the same he's his muscles burn at 100% he his senses
00:52:19| are always pushed to the limits you know I mean but this is with a lot of
00:52:23| characters yeah I cracked up in Mario wasn't mine I know and they're like yeah
00:52:28| cuz he can keep retaining his health going all day he doesn't stop doing what
00:52:33| jumping on mushrooms I don't know either way I was really weird and none of the
00:52:41| if you've watched like the Luigi Mario series like none of those guys are
00:52:46| healthy any of them know my patient's of Mario because there's a that's an
00:52:52| interesting thing because he's the allure
00:52:57| a fat Italian plumber with a funky mustache and I mean like let but you
00:53:02| have to keep casting it as that please people Italian mom speaking of fat and
00:53:11| I'd like to bring something of notice to this podcast oh yeah I made my first
00:53:18| Italian meal tonight uh never made any of the two ingredients you ready
00:53:25| yeah hit me I born a big ol juicy pork butt right I bought a big ol fresh thing
00:53:33| a broccoli rabe uh-huh yeah and I cooked them and did that though I was looking
00:53:41| up yeah you gotta prep them differently and I've never done it and like you got
00:53:45| to cook down the broccoli rabe and I made like the special based and like
00:53:50| paste for the for the pork but I'd never done this before so I winged it what I
00:53:56| do when I wing it especially cooking is I I've read four quick recipes online
00:54:01| and I combine all four into one so I like one was like four hours and 325
00:54:08| degrees one was like three hours and 330 degrees almost like five hours at 280
00:54:14| degrees and I'm like that's like 3 to of just wing it all again it was like I
00:54:23| did good I used uh like all these cloves of garlic friggin I busted open a corona
00:54:30| and poured it all over that bitch I was like Shh I did that oh yeah karana dude
00:54:36| you got a beer bass a little bit I get that and then I put it on a bunch of the
00:54:41| garlic cloves a blender I did olive oil I did Worcestershire sauce if they're
00:54:48| done Worcestershire sauce yeah oh yeah man so what was your woman's reaction
00:54:53| you did what cuz I never made this before I usually just stick to like grow
00:54:57| um burgers and chicken yeah and she's like ok and then the broccoli rabe I and
00:55:04| just like read how you can break it down I didn't blanch it I think I should have
00:55:07| blanched it really well the blanching it will make it
00:55:12| softer Oh interesting but uh lots of garlic olive oil with
00:55:17| that bad boy a little sea salt some crack that bird get that bad boy turn it
00:55:25| down and then with the pork after three and a half hours I just pulled it apart
00:55:30| so it was like Oh pork yeah you know I'm saying I threw that on roles that I
00:55:37| bought and I bought super sharp like smelly stinky cheese so you get a roll
00:55:44| you get this sharp provolone aged sharp prevalent expensive has to cost money
00:55:50| you threaten the role you serve some pesto's my father-in-law makes it's like
00:55:56| sharp provolone pepper artichoke like it's a whole bunch
00:56:02| of different stuff in it so I can do a paste like a red paste and it's like
00:56:05| guys red pepper in it yes a little bit everything in it it's a pesto and then
00:56:10| you throw down that broccoli rabe and that pulled pork you just freaking
00:56:14| squeeze that sandwich you put that bad boy in your mouth and
00:56:18| you're gonna taste it's like mmm if I did it different I cook it a little
00:56:24| longer a little slower and marinate it overnight but I forgot I have a Flyers
00:56:28| game to go to tomorrow so I had to do it tonight and it would have blanched
00:56:32| broccoli rabe it's interesting right yeah anyway I did
00:56:39| it I'm Italian so now I'm like so birthday I forget about it Mario it's me
00:56:44| Luigi no would you say that your woman cooks more than you do Oh
00:56:49| quicks Italian more than you do definitely she cooks better than me I
00:56:53| guess in it i cook two nights a week she probably cooks three nights a week and
00:56:59| her sister cooks like a night or two a week hmm so it's like I split yeah ever
00:57:07| since I was low I've always liked cooking so I don't know if
00:57:11| this part about me no solo I just watched this Asian guy called Yan Yan
00:57:18| can cook and my parents would say Dan can't cook so they would encourage it
00:57:24| but like even now I cook for my wife and I usually make maybe like three or four
00:57:30| meals a week and she makes maybe one and either that depends
00:57:36| cuz I keep changing the recipes until they're like you know I could they're
00:57:39| bad and I don't remember it was good so I go back to what I thought was good but
00:57:43| it's actually not what the recipe was so off we go off the beaten path I
00:57:48| understand yeah indeed off the path yeah I beat off the path path so uh yeah
00:57:53| she doesn't necessarily like what I make because her tastes change a lot wildly
00:57:59| so it's purple yeah definitely is because it's delicious
00:58:03| interesting there were many um pulled pork breathily robbed it no well get
00:58:10| your recipe on that one well I don't I'm rusty I could not
00:58:14| duplicate I just want it that's exactly I am yeah I hope that that I decided to
00:58:18| combine different recipes for different things yeah that's what I do
00:58:21| combination recipe nah just stuck with one no shit yeah that's the way to go
00:58:27| any yeah James can't cook anymore I'm sorry like wait : women turn off the
00:58:35| podcast women this is a guide dog James can't cook no more they belong in the
00:58:46| job place excuse my language the kitchen get back in the job place good and
00:58:53| affordably and get me enough money to buy a sandwich your manners please
00:59:05| thanks for changing and with women and men and jobs in the workplace need that
00:59:09| we're gonna do have served that women I know we're going to and probably get
00:59:13| them it's the only one that's gonna get us in trouble
00:59:15| but it's not gonna be what the back to our topic back on the topic do what is
00:59:22| only interesting sure the Daily Mail
00:59:27| it's a UK paper that literally publishes garbage I'm pretty sure oh yeah
00:59:32| anything they publish is just one clicks hits they're sensational it's like our
00:59:36| version of that joke taps squeezes in already peaked as humans and as a whole
00:59:49| oh as a whole yes this is my last dollas is the last energy revolution close the
00:59:56| year 3000 we're going to split into two subspecies whoa I believe you're going
01:00:06| to be on top are we gonna be below who's done I think we're the first group
01:00:10| yes the first will be taller they will be more beautiful fair-skinned they get
01:00:15| similar races they will live to hold on this 2007 and this is the Daily Mail
01:00:21| like don't condone them ten years ago most of those people will live to be a
01:00:27| hundred and twenty years old and ran sounds good to me quote unquote
01:00:32| in the article they will have deeper voices and bigger penises Wow
01:00:40| I know which group you wanna be in right listen the other group will be ugly and
01:00:45| goblin-like weaker with worse immune systems because
01:00:51| of their reliance on technology Wow so technology will we can then the other
01:00:56| people are very natural still they don't adhere to the computers the internet and
01:01:00| they don't do video yeah anyway um looking at it right now has a major in
01:01:10| English I'll say he just described Lord of the Rings elves and dwarves thank
01:01:15| Thank You Daily Mail really that's literally what they did they were like
01:01:20| it'll be fair Legolas and beautiful lifts at 120 and I just just whatever
01:01:27| and then the other people will be ugly and goblin like so dwarves they will
01:01:31| probably what live on the ground and carry axes really or just
01:01:36| goblins or they could just be go with your right because open problems go
01:01:40| against each other but the goblins don't rely on technology it's a there are many
01:01:45| fantasy movies that rely on technology a groove about avatar kind of the humans
01:01:52| this team's not constrained as weak right because the and they're only six
01:01:58| foot tall the other the blue knobby well yeah more natural Oh naturally and we
01:02:09| all can acknowledge the van is just Pope the hottest old right in space right I
01:02:12| actually watched Pocahontas to see about the wind or something you are not
01:02:19| complete the wind and she's blowing the wind and a little whiskey things she's
01:02:25| dating like her dad's the tribe leader and she's dating the other creature like
01:02:29| that so a man who came as a one-man late letter what take down their trees and
01:02:35| nature like that spoke honest that's all it is it's Pocahontas to a team that's a
01:02:39| ripoff yeah that definitely is a big over ball anyway so let's go peak human
01:02:48| here peak human look big come on see if I can get this out of my for the
01:02:54| record keep getting opens appearing on yours I saw there's a notification but
01:02:59| it doesn't matter I got it so there's a again I fixed the internet guys I fixed
01:03:05| it I clipped its vestibular missiles yeah Wow we told enough fruit flies now
01:03:16| yeah so uh you talking about this a little bit with processing speed so
01:03:23| there's a decline at twenty and then so that that's like quickness of rear of
01:03:30| thinking is it's pretty much gone I mean it's finds it to say oh wait it's just
01:03:37| do any real research what does the client look like like is it twelve
01:03:43| nanoseconds to fourteen nanoseconds or is it like you reacted in eight seconds
01:03:47| and now it's eight minutes like a sly now it's a slow fade it's a
01:03:50| very good house love like this does make a difference if you feel pain is like
01:03:56| okay interesting good all you young f-bombs can go suck my yeah old third to
01:04:03| eat it's a long time okay that's right and then short-term
01:04:07| memory declines at forty so you have some time in long-term memory declines
01:04:14| at fifty that's like a ten you get ten years you got a long time touch worldly
01:04:21| knowledge flattens at fifty so you're talking about vocabulary at seventy yeah
01:04:29| that's just work stays stays flat until you start to actually die so when do you
01:04:36| actually start to die I think it depends on the person but I think it's what
01:04:40| average age is 72 or 80 something what does it run that range is that average
01:04:46| age of death or average age of decline to death what you say I think death is
01:04:51| like eight interesting but well that's pushing out across the world is that the
01:04:56| world or United States I feel like that's us like that states it might be
01:05:01| like not third-world anybody with health care and ability to fix problems okay so
01:05:10| while we were discussing United Kingdom papers and articles we love to do that
01:05:16| here I found an article on the independent dot co uk this one's from
01:05:27| we reached peak human ten thousand years ago and ever since we've been on the
01:05:32| decline that's bullshit hold on so he claims that um every generation roughly
01:05:42| fifteen to twenty five years it's not figured out there are 25 to 65 mutations
01:05:49| that happen near DNA and that can passed along it's pretty uniform there are way
01:05:54| more than that but 25 to 65 usually get passed along with every generation well
01:06:00| we don't need to we don't need this and the wherewithal that we had when we
01:06:04| were hunter-gatherers ten thousand years ago in fact he has a list of man as he
01:06:10| sees fit and how it went hunter-gatherer was very good they were
01:06:14| intelligent they moved around they had to think on their feet their offenses
01:06:18| their lives right and their lives depended on them being fairly
01:06:21| intelligent and physically capable the next phase which he says is peak peak
01:06:26| peak human was the Athenian man around the time of Rome Greece you literally
01:06:33| were at your philosophical peak as humans the next phase he regarded
01:06:39| probably in the next last fifty years couch potato man flattering but I thanks
01:06:47| well he claims the next group which is coming and he wrote this in 2012 is
01:06:52| coming down it's called the iPod iPad man and they're they're even lazier than
01:06:56| the couch potato because they do lots of stuff from sitting on their couch and
01:07:00| his wave wiping their finger you know directing traffic and buying things in
01:07:04| there they're using their brain but not quite in sync with their bodies and it's
01:07:08| just very in another thousand or so years it's just gonna be like toilet
01:07:14| human I mean and I disagree with it but could've been a peak human and if there
01:07:24| was and you played the odds it wouldn't be now it would there be in
01:07:29| the past the president now let's say there was peak human pass president now
01:07:34| where would you put your money that it was use right now will be in like
01:07:39| thousand years the problem is that you're thinking
01:07:43| about the average human so if the human have the human if we have enough free
01:07:49| time to do what we'd like and there will be some people who actually have the
01:07:54| drive to be physically able mentally able and then probably reach areas that
01:08:00| are just impossible because of lack of knowledge in the past I agree now isn't
01:08:06| that cold uh not ladder theory but the people a thousand years ago didn't have
01:08:13| the knowledge we do now so they had to discover their things
01:08:15| now we have that knowledge so we use that to build on top of that like you're
01:08:18| you're constantly reaching up yeah civilization sure that's okay fancy
01:08:23| fancy would um would you say invention hey slow down in the past hundred years
01:08:29| I don't know cuz I think there's like a there's a physics-based like invention
01:08:35| of things and like that that might be slowing down but there's like a I've
01:08:39| been building on top of human invention that is exploding you know there's so
01:08:44| many things that are human based now and not physics based that you would so is
01:08:51| the advances and blogged culture and video blogs like ours like is that
01:08:56| really the next step in human ever taste more like programming and ways to
01:09:00| program and how to automate things and then intelligence artificial
01:09:03| intelligence which is more human based right because it's not right it's based
01:09:08| on our intelligence it's not anyone elses right yeah yeah which is kind of
01:09:13| you think oh those who of that I do want to go to like career-wise like when are
01:09:20| you value but most as a human being forty no I don't know that is actually
01:09:26| one it plateaus and yeah actually yeah forty and I wrote it breaks down to like
01:09:32| people who are high school educated you know higher levels associates bachelor's
01:09:37| master's PhD so most of the people who have the lower education it kind of
01:09:43| peaks and then spades you know bachelors it kind of stays the
01:09:47| same forty and on or if you're higher like the top ten percent educated it
01:09:54| actually spikes by later on in life at fifty I guess because you can do things
01:09:59| mentally or writing lies or research wise after you're forty and fifty
01:10:07| because physically obviously if you do a physical trait you can't do that over
01:10:11| forty fifty because you're physically not as capable as you are but mentally
01:10:17| you're still play with it anyway you're capable and I think this society needs
01:10:22| to pay you back for the time you spent learning so if you learn they still
01:10:26| you're 30 and you're like a surgeon like your your peak should probably be
01:10:31| when you're 50 so you can make your money back and be you know well-regarded
01:10:35| not retired at 40 something interesting debt so what about a sexual peak which
01:10:47| is what we haven't touched on at all I saw that oh I feel like that's almost
01:10:52| common knowledge the younger you are the more you can rev it up I don't know only
01:10:58| only sexual you are yeah I mean what is it for men and women I saw it I didn't
01:11:06| and it see I didn't surprise me it wasn't like wow
01:11:12| testosterone which peaks at a certain time but it doesn't really correlate to
01:11:15| sexuality okay because sexuality for women is more mental or psychological
01:11:23| interesting so what's the women want some women's number most the women's
01:11:27| number is like from 28 to like mid-30s or even in that area DMS yeah
01:11:34| hit us in the comments below if you're a medic commanders calm please down below
01:11:39| look here click heart back it's interesting it's
01:11:44| an interesting it is amazing and for men they said you know if you're 18 he could
01:11:50| probably much you know physically you're capable of going and go allowing go was
01:11:55| it plowing it than that sure it did instead plow away refractory
01:12:01| period is minimized at 18 Wow being elongated oh so that the peaks were all
01:12:11| over the place for the men sexuality too is like 18 to 30 and you would assume
01:12:15| it'd be there because you know you're trying to make babies at the time period
01:12:18| through I think so but the problem is that you're trying how did they how do
01:12:23| you measure all these things that we're talking about I guess I guess you could
01:12:27| measure testosterone which is that but then just do it right or we just
01:12:32| discussed that isn't a hundred percent how it oh yeah or you're relying on
01:12:35| surveys and how often you write that's as believable as my grief
01:12:42| for America I yeah well what's interesting is that people that would
01:12:46| lie the most are eighteen to nineteen and twenty about thirty seven hundred
01:12:52| women a day painful real quick not the sidebar but it's it's romance
01:13:05| related cowboy listening to the podcast the huge game from grade school did he
01:13:12| already peak did anybody feel his peak I meant all he went but this is still a
01:13:19| crazy story I probably shouldn't tell it but I will
01:13:22| he went to grade school prom with one of the cuter girls that was in her school
01:13:26| girl Cole Wow did Nicole Oh Nicole well anyway um
01:13:30| he really messed up he screwed up I don't anyone gonna know what happened to
01:13:36| him but uh it ended badly she doesn't want to talk to him anymore it's he's in
01:13:43| the ER I'm not gonna get enough this is just two years ago so it's been ten
01:13:48| fifteen years he finds out she lives in Florida he's got a friend in Florida so
01:13:55| he gets this guy to stalk her on Facebook and like started listening to
01:14:00| her conversations and hold on he says no I know she disappeared so that's weird
01:14:07| you were telling me all this stuff about her every day
01:14:08| boyfriend who's handicapped I know it's real weird that guy fell in love with
01:14:14| her oh no he's stalker Mary it's what I
01:14:18| think that's what I think he's been doing it I think the who just listens to
01:14:22| movies and pretends a real life because I don't know that it is really happy cuz
01:14:28| then he told me he fell in love with her the guy and then he said that he's she's
01:14:34| dating a guy who's handicapped it is an architect and I said Dan no he said then
01:14:39| the sound was exactly like the movie Something About Mary that's what I said
01:14:42| they said no dude that's ridiculous chair ever heard and I said oh they
01:14:47| mentioned it what happened at prom you don't remember my zipper got caught and
01:14:52| I said damn it's didn't even happen I don't know
01:14:57| what's going on with dill van 69 but oh you're dating these shoes or whatever
01:15:03| he's thinking moving to Florida I think he mentioned Brett Favre in a sentence I
01:15:07| don't know I'm worried about ya and ya just gonna
01:15:18| pump the brakes bro something's wrong Jenna thanks for listening to podcast oh
01:15:24| yeah you appreciate it we're gonna get them on one day we're
01:15:28| going to disparage all this air all agree that's it I could just go through
01:15:32| every scenario that we talked about we're gonna break them all down
01:15:37| oh yeah we from the end panders like it thank you
01:15:45| well you would hold on um real quick I saw a comment the other day I want to
01:15:49| address it really so yeah cover your ears this is a curse word but I have to
01:15:58| read it cause it's part of an actual comic okay it's just from a cake buck
01:16:03| nasty seven I don't even know I need pronounce the wrong
01:16:08| I hope of Opera House at all it's inappropriate he commented under the
01:16:14| video get rich or die trying' you both eat shit I hope this is a real comment I
01:16:20| didn't see this one oh it just said you both eat shit but I
01:16:24| the shit was a dollar something I appreciate that thank you
01:16:30| thanks a kay st and we don't we don't hear them headers no we do want to thank
01:16:39| you for listening do what I say it to everybody though I guess right yeah
01:16:44| pretty much everybody except for fuck nasty well I still want thank you and
01:16:50| hold on I'm gonna realize I'm sponsoring an NHL team a little too much Oh
01:16:56| take this off oh sure like know where this tomorrow two folks
01:17:12| look them up you know fighting you got a part on what I don't care you can hold
01:17:20| off the coast someone really meets the podcast let's
01:17:22| say they're real jerk they're saying all sorts a big big-time stuff they want to
01:17:27| fight you they say they'll beat us up you go to
01:17:29| meet him in person in there 13 what do you do you win the fight kids we're a
01:17:41| strong independent man I may rely on you the Conan tag team listen he's like 5
01:17:51| foot 11 and a hat and really strong I think that's it up tonight we touched a
01:18:00| lot of things I hope we touched on a lot of you
01:18:03| I knew Nick you like it you like it guys we like you thanks for coming tonight
01:18:18| yeah thanks you have a good night other socials I'm banders calm we have other
01:18:26| things too you can find him we believe in your intelligence unless you're past
01:18:32| your peak check your next time
00:00:13| good evening Nick and everybody else welcome fans of the show this is the
00:00:17| undead ORS of course yeah I'm panderers ww-well so what would you say you hear
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00:01:17| I feel like I do this works every time yeah and they're not representative of
00:01:21| the people around us our employers yep all those here now do not represent here
00:01:27| in all tails are probably fiction ish unless the true but we're not figures
00:01:34| for you yeah make sure they're all fiction area folks
00:01:37| so we're gonna dive in we're gonna give you a little something right where
00:01:43| you'll want it yeah we're gonna give you just enough that
00:01:47| you're smirking and you're smiling just like us first segment is that can you
00:01:52| believe it we're already here yeah fresh my newest tongue twister I repeated a
00:02:00| couple times before here yeah like that one Roberta ran rings
00:02:05| around the Roman ruins Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins
00:02:09| Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins Roberto ran rings for
00:02:12| the Roman ruins well it's not hunger I guess it's it's it is it's not as it's
00:02:19| not as hard as toy boat that's the artist one can you do it for us
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00:02:49| millions of people right local show bankrupt by toivo phenomenon on
00:02:55| panderers liars one panderers pander dat last yeah yeah so uh a smoker smile for
00:03:04| you this week gorilla ah I do have a quite a smile
00:03:07| actually quite us my mind short I'll go first cuz he sounds like you got a big
00:03:12| one no I can't follow but it's a self enjoyment as it's not on that big so
00:03:19| mine's a smirk uh I don't know if those yesterday or the day before I was
00:03:23| getting gas in my car and I'm one of those few jag-offs that spooks ogre aids
00:03:29| no no I guess they should know one of those few jag-offs who still pays with
00:03:36| cash Ola and I walked inside I had to pay before I fill up everyone else just
00:03:41| swipes her damn card so like I went in and no one was there and I was like
00:03:46| Hello and I felt like a jerk because you know I'm not like five years ago we're
00:03:51| just like let's steal all the money you know I don't responsible don't like
00:03:56| there's cameras everywhere don't be anything and then I literally
00:04:00| walked into the back of the garage and I was like Hello
00:04:02| and the guy looked at me and looked away and they look back he's like people work
00:04:05| and almost like I just went by gas just wanna it's gonna pay you guys for gas
00:04:09| and the guy came in and he looked he looked maybe my age maybe a little
00:04:13| younger like I was thinking 25-ish I don't know if he could have been 18 I
00:04:17| it's hard to tell with white people but he went and I paid him cash and uh I
00:04:23| think he's like all right have a good and I was like like you know women say
00:04:29| that like that bothersome if you say and or something it's like I'm not old well
00:04:35| it hit me right down I was like sir dude uncool we're bros and he was like
00:04:40| like in his head I can hear him answer in like yeah whatever
00:04:44| sir but it's weird I I became old the other day I'm a sir come one one day did
00:04:55| I wanted to listen to rap music great problem and dance you don't how cool
00:05:01| that really was going through ghost take my job so that was this market yourself
00:05:22| for being old this is Merkin him for being wrong but
00:05:26| yeah close up where were you going my smiles have been centered around like
00:05:34| my new workplace so my workplace has these bicycles so you get around campus
00:05:40| and they're just like you're mr. healthy granola all of a sudden your smile on it
00:05:44| would are fountains and the beauty like mr. outdoorsman no but I mastermind
00:05:55| schemes so yes it really feels like they have these bikes everywhere and every
00:05:59| time you pick one up it feels like you're stealing a bike you feel like
00:06:03| look around and then it's not is it like share yeah it's like a bike share but is
00:06:08| their credit card that's clear no no they're just there there's another ones
00:06:15| are labeled for certain buildings but essentially whenever you pick up a bike
00:06:19| it's the same model of bike essentially but everyone's adjusted it differently
00:06:24| so it feels like you're riding a whole different bike every time so there's
00:06:27| that awkward like five seconds of like can I ride a bike yeah relive it every
00:06:33| moment every time you jump on a new bike so I was like schemee how can I lie
00:06:39| keep the same bike and I could lock it down but I don't want to be a dick like
00:06:42| that that'd be a dick move Dom this is a real thing you could visibly mark it
00:06:48| with a knife it sounds terrible like like real if you got a pocket knife or
00:06:53| something mmm actually uh just like two lines on it
00:06:57| near the somewhere near the handlebars ish it's not enough to tell them would
00:07:00| return that I do this with stuff all the time I feel like if I'm all felt like
00:07:05| marking it's your name it's it's Marty you know they don't say you know I got
00:07:10| ya there's no way to Karen there's like a thousand bikes
00:07:14| mike is gone it's gone forever well you can I guess so I guess you'd
00:07:20| know it just by paddle you know so and this is I always feel like I'm stealing
00:07:24| it whenever I get on it so it's kind of like the GTA bikes Oh
00:07:27| so if you saw somebody with your your etched bike you feel like you should run
00:07:31| up to them because that's like that's your prized possession even though you
00:07:34| don't own it nah come off the bike and then hey triangle button
00:07:39| yeah it's mine bitch so my scheme mm-hmm my scheme is at the beginning of the day
00:07:45| I park as far away as possible with a predestined bike in that far corner that
00:07:51| no one ever would go to because it's too far away so every day I take the bike or
00:07:55| all the other burners all the other bikes get taken there
00:07:58| close to the building yeah make sense exactly so I take the bike to work and
00:08:03| then hopefully no one steals it while I'm working and then take it at the end
00:08:07| of the day back to that spot could you buy a bike that's exactly like this but
00:08:11| feeling people would steal it all like community biking it's community biking
00:08:19| the weirdest thing I've ever heard about my life I don't know who you are
00:08:22| yeah you're in some community bike program scheme if you're happy I don't
00:08:29| like it that's just owning the podcast it's coming between us yeah don't worry
00:08:33| I'll get better later on just give me a week
00:08:35| that's very interesting and it's interesting you did say grand theft auto
00:08:40| and bicycle because in San Andreas where you're CJ if you did something long
00:08:49| enough you've got skills in it which made sense you bike
00:08:51| jump far enough to stop going off of ramps the first thing I did in the game
00:08:57| was just drive around on the bicycle like a little ting ting ting ting hmm
00:09:01| and I just biked everywhere and bunny hopped everywhere to the point where I
00:09:05| maxed out the bike and the bike abilities so I can jump almost like 15
00:09:11| feet straight in the air and I learned how to do kind of like stunts where you
00:09:14| could bounce off buildings and like chain things and all and what I would do
00:09:19| is I'm still very famous for my college roommate for this is they would always
00:09:25| say like sayings as you like did stuff randomly like your character he just
00:09:30| says things like like like oh thanks for that money and like you know like well
00:09:35| that's how you to mess with me if you kick people and stuff and I still
00:09:39| think whose question I did like a full with gangsters and I had an Uzi and
00:09:47| I just went ding ding ding ding wasting that car to my wife and he was like
00:09:54| thanks today and then he said blame society and I drove off and did like a
00:10:00| always like oh let's assign anything but like it was really funny that I I also
00:10:07| managed to get into secret areas that you couldn't get into because the bike
00:10:12| cop was like sitting on a bike yeah yeah dude I could just jump into the
00:10:17| protected our mirrors and it would get to give you five stars automatically
00:10:21| yeah I missed the bunnyhop man 15 foot funny huh I like that all your friends
00:10:26| are named Dan so it sounds like you're a little insane Dan was like yeah and Dan
00:10:31| was like damn was like yeah grade school Dan is like my best friend through grade
00:10:36| school he says I would watch her the podcast I actually have a terrible story
00:10:40| about him later kid but anyway mom's work there's high school dan we're
00:10:45| talking to him right now yeah this is high school dance
00:10:48| I can't believe it those guys my school buddy
00:10:54| and then there's college and it was my drinking buddy and my hockey buddy he
00:10:59| was he he is a mess anyway those are my three dance like
00:11:04| that's my that's like you know it's like the Pep Boys logo except with all our
00:11:08| faces on it and maybe you're all kissing no base on your dream real quick for the
00:11:24| episode actually oh yeah or a move on the next area Corrections here the on
00:11:29| panderers we pride ourselves and always being upfront and honest with you guys
00:11:33| and we did make a mistake in the last episode yeah we referred to them as
00:11:41| Harry Weinstein the last thing raping all those women prowling predatory
00:11:48| nature really disgusting stuff folks joke's on us it's Harvey young haters
00:11:58| like to denounce Harvey Weinstein yeah Weinstock it's amazing how many people
00:12:03| are coming out of the woodwork to say he did something to them and it's like the
00:12:08| privacy surprise of Hollywood is just like denounced him immediately like they
00:12:12| already knew it greats well Dan was mentioning this to
00:12:15| it he's like it bothers me and I was like why who cares
00:12:17| he's like well it's like now people are coming out against Ben Affleck because
00:12:23| he squeezed his girls but I was like who cares I get what he's saying like when
00:12:28| something happens people tend to pile on people tend to speak up it's like a
00:12:32| fashionable thing a train almost they're starting to come all these different
00:12:36| reasons right like you say come out of the woodwork and it's just some extent
00:12:40| it's overkill it's over-the-top but sure most of its legitimate doesn't mean the
00:12:46| part of the bothers means they must already know like the people who are the
00:12:49| higher higher ups and Hollywood must already know he behaves like that
00:12:52| because otherwise why would you dismiss him guys
00:12:56| and my thing is if someone told you that story three days ago and it broken the
00:13:01| news would you feel like wow that's surprising
00:13:03| you know flashbacks of when he did that to you oh no I'm saying to you a person
00:13:08| not in Hollywood were you surprised by this that probably like I could see
00:13:12| certain four contenders of Directors copulating yeah I think there and in
00:13:16| listen they get caught do not lend the Jaguars
00:13:18| okay good you lost it I don't get to do that stuff at my job
00:13:22| do i yeah baby you want that toilet paper dance for it dance like rolls of
00:13:33| paper towels which I do so me and the the POTUS have something in common it's
00:13:39| called throwing paper towels of people we do it well that was a terrible did
00:13:45| like why do you think that's a good idea to show off his publicity publish it I
00:13:48| can't even say because he's so horrible at it skills by throwing paper at people
00:13:53| he shows a blade he doesn't really want to get all help so he was just like oh
00:14:01| the long fade truly a leader among men now I will say different things ooh we
00:14:25| got to react to this you want to go to a scenario or situation and I do have I
00:14:29| have my electric we can train it will create our mind you started mind so real
00:14:37| life you have five minutes of this thing happening and the five minutes is a
00:14:42| cheat code that you could enable mm-hmm it's like what cheat code would you pick
00:14:47| in real life to live for five minutes mines will be pretty boring it's like
00:14:53| invisible and rob a bank hmm I think and you know I'd have to
00:14:58| think about it a little longer a little good but but the money would be good for
00:15:01| me it would teach me values like hard work and future planning yeah you know I
00:15:08| mean I could use them I mean only because the other ones it's five minutes
00:15:15| five minutes of flying now I'm like flying around enjoying the hell out of
00:15:19| it I mean I did parachuting or whatever out of a plane I felt for like four
00:15:23| minutes and then a parachute really 10 minutes so I kinda already had that and
00:15:28| it was awesome but like you know anything don't like oh really
00:15:32| you wouldn't want like invincibility I would but like for what five minutes
00:15:39| yeah that's exactly can't do anything like I'm also thinking I have a very
00:15:43| grand theft auto in mind today but am I gonna like take on the police force
00:15:47| tanks cops with tons of guns and just turn on my invincible for five minutes
00:15:52| and then when it's over and they're still shooting like like we got that
00:15:56| crazy son of a bitch I mean it's crazy for five minutes it was like he was
00:16:00| invincible you drop like a psycho like I'd go down in history is that however
00:16:08| you like explain it took some crazy bullets for flying
00:16:13| straight it's 200 rounds in his body I've never seen anything like it and
00:16:18| then what happened well like a minute later he died they just drop well what
00:16:26| are we gonna do invincible for five minutes a boxing match one good like the
00:16:33| problem is you have to save it for a moment where it's useful like if like
00:16:36| someone was in danger or something yeah like a burning building he'd be a hero
00:16:41| and see I also didn't think this was any power you want for five minutes on
00:16:46| layaway like I feel like really stretching it here do me five minutes
00:16:52| and like half an hour head start I probably invisible rob a bank or rob
00:16:56| something with money really good she could also be almost life like you could
00:17:00| make a save point before you do something and then do that and then you
00:17:03| just go back to the original save point so we would all go back in time five
00:17:10| minutes yeah but wouldn't only be limited to five minutes not like five
00:17:14| days five because it's a five minute power right yeah so you could like be I
00:17:19| don't have a horse horse racing that's true see that those races last lines or
00:17:27| five minutes carry aspect I'm always huh it wasn't five minutes of powers
00:17:36| because you can't sleep with like 40 people in five minutes well you could
00:17:40| right you'd have to give yourself two powers to be likable and do whatever it
00:17:54| is that you fun it's gonna be a good time no I think it's all our work the
00:17:58| invisible thing um I guess I did an armored car from like a super wall off
00:18:03| it's like the best bet have you were mm mm hmm you could just disappear from an
00:18:08| armored truck after you stole it then if all the cops around it and you they bust
00:18:13| into it and then well no no because you're the money bags aren't invisible
00:18:17| [Music] anyway I got one for you
00:18:24| all right you're alone in a public square I don't know if this is like a
00:18:31| local playground or something devil and her shoulder appears he says um see that
00:18:38| stupid kid over there you really gotta know you're looking and there's like
00:18:41| he's a kid he's kind of fat you think for like maybe five he's kind of fat you
00:18:51| get a million dollars if you let that kid drown and you're like drown Jesus I
00:18:54| didn't even know theirs and you realize they're like oh there's a pool over
00:18:56| there and then the devil disappears and it's guaranteed you're gonna get the
00:19:00| million bucks all you have to do is walk away look away you do it so you're not
00:19:07| going to aid in any way you know like to tell somebody else no I mean the kids
00:19:13| walking towards the pool now no one else is around that's why I said that but you
00:19:16| don't have to forcibly do anything to the kids don't know I mean you'll have
00:19:19| to go over and drown the kid that's disgusting oh you just know he's going
00:19:25| towards the water and he's probably gonna fall face-first for some reason
00:19:28| he's gonna drown that guy now you have awareness of that yeah I couldn't do
00:19:33| that cuz I could see my own kid running that way and if someone else were to
00:19:36| take that choice now what if I want my five minutes of glory what what would
00:19:42| that we'll say hey buddy ten minutes ago you let a kid drown you
00:19:46| didn't even know it was happening here's a million bucks we've liked well
00:19:50| like would you would you accept the money I guess you're like I didn't know
00:19:54| yeah I had your funds in huh I'm not sure but I mean really that is
00:20:00| knowing is the big difference then no way home to her knowing nighters deal
00:20:06| didn't you didn't do anything either way oh I don't know let's mean that's part
00:20:09| of a question if I say no I gotta save the kid no no what's that
00:20:16| I'm feeling good nowadays did noise I said he's bad I'm gonna make it more
00:20:25| enticing here he's cute yeah yeah permanent detention
00:20:31| I mentioned the child is a huge racist Harvey Weinstein fan
00:20:38| al were you thinking huh he's from Nazi and is conventional in every single way
00:20:46| except those didn't convention I blan disorder not I think that exists
00:20:54| actually but that's okay I'm sure that's not okay but for the kid his sake
00:21:00| I'll survive he's good maybe maybe that brings us to the next
00:21:11| segment which segment Dan say a challenge I have one but if you have one
00:21:20| Alan area you go ahead you got it okay hey Krista Flockhart and anyone from the
00:21:29| flock of seagulls I don't know I couldn't figure out one name of anyone
00:21:33| in that group but it just one of you are watching this today you're looking at me
00:21:37| you're looking into my soul you're looking at in a dancehall over there
00:21:41| you're seeing this I challenge you guys I want you to find your charity strings
00:21:46| huh you know what I'm saying put your money where your mouth is and I
00:21:50| want both of you to have a contest to shave us
00:22:03| gonna shave you one's gonna shave me and we'll see who does it better huh did
00:22:08| they have to how do they I'm talking oh no straightedge that's fine we'll
00:22:14| find them we'll find them to be shaved they have to agree to shave us and then
00:22:18| this is how the challenge will go with a straight edge yeah
00:22:22| like the old-time barber style like the foam with you put it on with a little
00:22:26| what happened to her after a aligment McBeal did she and I I don't know it was
00:22:32| she waited like a random celebrity maybe some guy that thought it was separately
00:22:36| like a cleaners I've been George polluters you can say Clooney we can't
00:22:44| get arrested for saying George Clooney I watch a lot of Bojack horseman here it's
00:22:54| fine it's good stuff a lot of subtle I don't even know the mix of all that I've
00:23:03| never seen it I just know it's what's-his-face
00:23:05| well yeah Will Arnett Oh Harrison Ford that's who she dated really ya know that
00:23:15| it's like our celebrity gossip our interesting oh wait no oh I thought he
00:23:20| was married though Mimi was at the time oh I'm not here to pander we're here to
00:23:30| tell you the goddamn truth well too skinny for me but it's okay yeah I'm not
00:23:36| gonna would I Drive honey I'd rather shave me and you get one of the guys
00:23:39| from plotting seagulls we'll see which one yeah
00:23:45| how do you judge the competition though better shave it was just the most hair
00:23:51| whoever has the least amount of hair remaining on their body
00:23:54| oh it's a body challenge yeah I'll go I'll go full-bore I'm keeping this head
00:24:00| here your idea wait crap I'm a one to get the power
00:24:08| play doh by the seals man and he's dexterous you know her she could have a
00:24:15| drinking problem maybe she's cheeks
00:24:17| and what I'm saying did not hear to see that shaving makes me nervous I love it
00:24:31| alright that's our celebrity challenge folks yeah if if you know Chrissa
00:24:37| if you know anyone from fuckable make sure they find out because we're willing
00:24:44| we're we're there for you we ought to be able because you'll be able before we
00:24:50| get to the main topic I know the main topics a juicy one today
00:24:53| he's one why didn't I can give it the old we did want to do the word of the
00:25:04| day do you know what my word of the day is no I don't I don't know weird because
00:25:12| you introduced me to it oh don't steal my word of the day I hope
00:25:16| you don't know that is it go ahead god I was gonna I was gonna do two of them
00:25:20| because I is used invigorate and send an innovate virus which is the opposite of
00:25:31| invigorating one thing sorry son is going to live I mean no I used the wrong
00:25:41| word I love those opposite words that kind of sound the same like a emaciate I
00:25:46| always got that one wrong with what emaciate I don't know I always thought
00:25:51| it was that emasculate oh okay yeah yeah it may see both bed so I don't know
00:25:57| emasculate could be like you're you're strong and it's man no oh it's taking
00:26:03| away your masculinity really I got both those wrong shit geez this case they're
00:26:09| both bad but it can be different like you can make fossil and emasculate them
00:26:12| okay like Dan nice hair you look like you never had sex with a girl that's
00:26:17| like really really man right now I don't think I go back later
00:26:28| list of names crying I want you to shave my entire going and when your heart
00:26:37| you're gonna a CA me what was your other word though cuz this could be my word oh
00:26:45| that's I got four words in so you're good
00:26:49| invigorate innervate emaciate and emasculate it's like we wrote a book oh
00:26:55| I didn't even define them go ahead folks my word is ferrite bead know what yeah I
00:27:05| didn't steal it I told you I got it from you I guess I gave you knowledge which
00:27:09| is well known it used to be syncopation booth
00:27:13| incubated oh yeah Gomez song I wish I had one laying around but the only one I
00:27:28| have is a dance house that you plugged in use I can't even anyway it's like you
00:27:34| know the little skinny cord like you're looking at a cord you're like this is a
00:27:37| skinny little cord it's like you know it connects your stupid devices huh got
00:27:43| what oh that thing right there that's my favorite
00:27:49| now ain't none of 10 stars from Young panders you know what it comes down on
00:27:53| listen then high-pitched whine sometimes here in our episodes anymore that was my
00:27:58| phone we hope we hope not anyway the ferrite be probably got rid of that
00:28:02| sound you're welcome folks we're constantly
00:28:04| moving here at the offenders number one at the iTunes Store the man
00:28:14| we're gonna get laid a lot man eight you're watching us it's an expression
00:28:23| yeah same with Dan yes say yes a famous expression yeah it's an expression don't
00:28:30| worry about it we're we're good solid babes she's gonna get me don't worry
00:28:36| right beat so so you bend over and the girl oils you
00:28:41| up and the ferrite bead gets right here and stops the sound waves yeah
00:28:48| high-pitched whine which is about to happen
00:28:52| all those election electrical resonances they die inside I mean if you get used
00:28:59| to it enough don't even bother you it's like the
00:29:02| ferrite bead just walks in you know anything would you like to get into some
00:29:15| of our main topic of the night I think I would I think I would would you like to
00:29:25| yeah let's do this together or just have to slide oh yeah scroll
00:29:32| wheel all the way down so I'm gonna ask you a question do you feel like you're
00:29:42| physically busy yes Peabody yeah where's your physicality at is it
00:29:47| at a maximum a peak no I'm trying to think though I don't think it's that bad
00:29:51| yeah I guess I peaked like three years ago maybe four no no I meant I'm
00:29:56| guessing where you have mentally I want to say I peaked eight years ago but I
00:30:02| could peak again in two to four years okay you're because well no no because
00:30:08| College really pushed my mental faculties but now in my everyday job
00:30:15| it's not really challenging me mentally but I could see I'm not losing any
00:30:18| mental edge I'm just not using it yeah there's no sighs no reason to bracket
00:30:23| right and I think for the next three to four years I couldn't see a problem with
00:30:27| that now be down the road I'd know free Club so our topic today is peak human
00:30:33| you when I tell it's just yeah which actually if I'm gonna in a sidestep here
00:30:41| that please I was reading about lab-grown meat and if human meat
00:30:47| grown in the lab is it cannibalism yes but cannibalism really implies that
00:30:54| you're killing someone to eat them and they're human and uh the meat that
00:30:59| you're growing in a lab is not really human and you're not really killing it
00:31:02| well here's my point counterpoint if you can make meat tastes like or be based of
00:31:08| anything in a lab like you're literally making it for consumption why would you
00:31:13| make it human well how it doesn't know you have this one critic that a cannibal
00:31:19| be that he'd be tasting both it'd be up swirling his wine now this is this is
00:31:25| really a debate that I feel like is silly because I feel like I know but I
00:31:29| don't you wouldn't know it's human meat
00:31:32| wouldn't you what if they're trying to grow a human organ like a heart and
00:31:37| they're like wow it's not this we made a whole bunch of arms just chuck it in
00:31:40| with that size may be succulent eyes succulents I just imagine Raquel Welch
00:31:52| from Shawshank Redemption that poster if she was grown in a lab no I'm not gonna
00:32:06| thank god cannibalism isn't legal because you'd be like like different
00:32:12| words real celebrities is cannibalism illegal if you were to freely I don't
00:32:19| know can you freely give parts of yourself to be eaten I have no idea cuz
00:32:23| you can't mess with a corpse there's nothing to do with cannibalism well
00:32:26| you're gonna survive without you trying to step I'm gonna good take chunks out
00:32:29| of you can they like your liver will preside abuse little choros be like foie
00:32:35| gras damn corpse think if there's a law with corpses you can't do certain things
00:32:41| with can't time to the roof of your car and drive around town whoa look at it
00:32:48| look at the Bernese Bernie's day out Bernie's weekend yeah let's look at this
00:32:52| in the future episode so let's get down all right
00:32:58| let's go back let's go back to people movement I had to I had to sidestep I
00:33:01| read that I was like would you get for a peak human reaction time because there's
00:33:09| like numbers go up and down but they're all our rank G do you have stats on this
00:33:14| I hope you upstairs no I just I just I looked at one exact website that had 24
00:33:21| that's the highest with your reaction time there's no there's greatest like
00:33:25| one of the I've seen those things that uh NHL players use they have like a
00:33:28| board and they have little things that light up and they're supposed to smack
00:33:31| it and I've seen like Giroux do it and it's fantastically fast so I could see
00:33:42| slower than that well then they broke it down to two segments I'm getting most of
00:33:48| this from a reddit page so it's 100% back sure there are two kinds of
00:33:55| reaction time simple reaction time and Choice reaction time somebody doesn't
00:34:01| get to your brain before you make a decision like when you turn the other
00:34:04| way around simple reaction time is literally just
00:34:07| the nerves yeah what you see gets to your brain what you feel gets your brain
00:34:11| what you smell gets your brain then there's a time between your brain
00:34:15| getting it and then your brain has to decide what to do with it through brain
00:34:19| says I'm gonna move my damn hand or your brain says you know what that smells
00:34:24| awful I'm gonna turn to the left like whatever
00:34:27| your brain wants to say your brain has to do something I think you're great I
00:34:30| think it gets feel like your central nervous system and it's like well stove
00:34:34| does yeah yeah we're parking yes actually to keep the body safe from harm
00:34:41| pain heat and certainly real extreme ones don't even make it all the way to
00:34:46| the brain they stop like it there must be cut off you know you cut
00:34:50| off man in baseball set your cutoff man in the nervous system so you get halfway
00:34:53| there and it's like he pulled you got him on I don't think that changes over
00:34:57| time I think that stays the same actually back in change too that's a
00:35:01| simple reaction time can change and it gets slow and with age might not be much
00:35:06| lower but the interesting is choice reaction time where you decide what to
00:35:11| do the information it was probably more
00:35:14| important for a while me and my college Dan friend we're really depressed
00:35:22| because apparently like 22:21 is like when you're a peak for video games -
00:35:26| right now yeah like like Koreans and stuff playing Jesus Christ remember
00:35:33| counter-strike counter-strike yeah like the best ones in the world are like
00:35:39| don't let them play like you're at a league and stuff like that and it's like
00:35:43| Dan I'm too old to play video games well well folks yes like they were just
00:35:51| measuring fast which which you just said like the quickly yeah simple protection
00:35:55| time guess what bitches choice reaction time
00:36:00| is at its peak at just under 30 like between 29 and 30 so you're surprised my
00:36:07| prime but not by eight years oh by one and a half to it oh God bring us around
00:36:18| that was a missing for my research here was it interesting
00:36:22| I was really looking at like physical exertion right which is important it's
00:36:27| very important but it's not doubles and there's yeah there's like the almost
00:36:31| smashed which there's sprinting and there's marathon runners so between the
00:36:35| difference and there's the difference there's still got a decline in
00:36:40| performance when a marathon runner hits their late 20s but it's a printer their
00:36:46| shortest distance sons are like Olympic World Records is it the 23 to 31 so
00:36:52| there's a plateau there that's actually later than I thought because most people
00:36:55| say that your your peaks in your early twenties yeah right wing - whatever hmm
00:37:00| the world record average age is 26 for speed over speed put runners in general
00:37:06| or for runners in general but these are sprinters and swimming though the world
00:37:12| records are all around 21 so like the swimming is kind of like the I would say
00:37:16| it's like the peak sport for using all your muscles right so you're using warm
00:37:20| so it's very muscle based less brain day yeah because
00:37:25| you know a lot of swimmers that are just shit we mean they're rock-hard abs yeah
00:37:32| oh yeah girl so that's kind of that's kind of interesting so if I were to pick
00:37:41| up a sport now it wouldn't be swimming cuz I'm already way past my prime but it
00:37:45| would make me healthier it would and then sprinting and running they're a
00:37:49| little too boring I guess I don't know I all I know where you're going with this
00:37:56| cuz I came across the same number you did in this next one he did it actually
00:38:01| just past the prime I believe just for what right yeah yeah mental game maybe
00:38:07| oh yeah mental game go ahead so which bring it down for folks so I'm gonna go
00:38:12| through I'm gonna switch it all the way to pure mental game which is supposed to
00:38:15| be chess I think no no there's a reason okay
00:38:21| so I saw you wrote down what was the number you that 31.4 I love the point
00:38:28| for yeah I really specific what was my own my article is a different there's
00:38:34| like a Business Insider I think huh but Business Insider had a list of all
00:38:39| the one you peek at in your age and the thing in question most could be so which
00:38:46| was interesting because you wrote down hell autumn curry number yeah well guess
00:38:53| what Business Insider said at age 31 you peak it chess yeah maybe you too
00:39:00| or maybe they stole the exact same information I have we don't know abut
00:39:03| well if you think about chess you're analyzing all possible moves in a time
00:39:07| frame and the way they do professional chess is they do they hit that clock do
00:39:11| you what the times I was supposed to pay two minutes I just you have a block of
00:39:16| time and when you hit the clock here oh you're a block you're eating on your
00:39:20| walk yeah so I think if you go over the time I don't I don't get penalized or
00:39:24| something yeah we're gonna have to do a correction on this but no we're probably
00:39:28| right yeah it's just the normal connections and moving fast through all
00:39:32| your options that starts to peak at a younger age than we are at now
00:39:38| kind of sucks kind of does but hold on so the Business Insider article I
00:39:46| thought was pretty cool because it visualized it was just one two three
00:39:50| year process there's a lot of nice graphics I'm gonna sporting intelligence
00:39:55| and SB Nation and if want quant hockey I'm just gonna come up next well let me
00:40:02| do this a few things I thought were interesting was new language learned oh
00:40:12| peak at age seven Wow so you learning new languages after saying in my theory
00:40:19| is from the very first episode of Young panders we talked on how do you think in
00:40:24| language right mm-hmm and if by eight seven you have your
00:40:28| whole language pretty much down pat original language now you're thinking
00:40:32| and that in that language which makes it harder to what learn a new language
00:40:36| because you're thinking in a different language
00:40:38| right I'm curious if it's like learning multiple languages at a young age
00:40:43| confuses you later in life I don't think so I think usually good thing you
00:40:48| understand different ways to analyze things I've been yeah I've been cursing
00:40:51| at my kid in Spanish German this Puerto Rican Eleni Thursday yeah just know a
00:40:59| few choice words this one's interesting than that same article do you know when
00:41:06| you peek at remembering names I was always terrible this so guess what
00:41:14| of a bone mass it Peaks a certain age bone mass 30 30 30 yeah I mean think
00:41:29| about your body still start losing muscle and bone and all sorts of
00:41:32| important stuff can't even burn off awesome muscle peak was around 26 27 the
00:41:37| bone was 30 this one's good remembering faces when you get you're the best at at
00:41:44| this age 32 32 yeah I'm not gonna remember everybody's faces
00:41:52| anymore well it does not you don't remember the names chances of winning a
00:42:05| Nobel Prize go down after this age well get a pop or zero or I'm thinking like
00:42:11| I'm wondering what the stats are for people who get married before they're 32
00:42:16| and after they're 32 like do just the percentage dramatically change if you
00:42:22| can't remember their their face or their name you remember your significant
00:42:28| others name and based I believe that takes a little more effort so arithmetic
00:42:35| maxes at 50 check that at all I think I had that's that somewhere in there last
00:42:41| to vocabulary maxes at 71 hell yeah that's part of like worldly knowledge
00:42:47| like you keep getting smarter until my guess is at 70 point you just start
00:42:52| getting stupid oh yeah for all our 72 year-old Muir's and
00:42:56| beyond but that might be societal and career-wise you're done interact I'm
00:43:02| sure it is something we can get different diseases and brain damage by
00:43:06| like 50 and 62 yes it's all little the people that are mentally off or will be
00:43:11| because you know anyway god bring us to our next area in peak human so I was
00:43:17| gonna go to baseball so the baseball peak which is a sport
00:43:21| which mostly relies on I guess it's scenario and it's I stayed
00:43:27| down in distance as a football term but it's more to think yeah it's surreal
00:43:32| exactly it's knowing how I guess most of its like hitting a ball which is more
00:43:38| mental than anything it's not really reactionary I think it's you know what
00:43:42| they say about baseball beyond the most important elements and hitting a ball in
00:43:46| general no is vision vision hmm like a hundred percent once your vision goes
00:43:52| you're screwed has none to an arm strength predictability I mean it helps
00:43:56| being predictable but your visual you're trying to pick up cues from I guess his
00:44:01| hand the pitcher as you can see it the spin of the ball because you can
00:44:05| kind of see which way the Reds are going whether it's a swear this way or this
00:44:08| way or this way and from there you kind of memorize which ways that usually cut
00:44:11| in does that usually cut out does this one look like it's kind of up higher
00:44:15| than they usually are it's it's perfect and ie does I mean you have like what
00:44:21| did they say it's like less than a two seconds to decide if you're going to
00:44:25| swing or not it is ridiculous and urgency and then you have to swing and
00:44:31| hitting I'm gonna say one of our English teacher mr. mollusk ah yeah boss
00:44:39| she might say the hardest thing in sports is to hit a baseball which is I
00:44:44| think like if you were to somehow determine a scenario where you had to do
00:44:48| this one thing like 90 right yeah there's bat swings around honey mana or
00:44:58| guessing like when's your I don't know when your vision is peak because you can
00:45:02| now manipulate it well that's what I did you know that that steroids are really
00:45:06| help you look so you're gonna increase your eye muscles no no it helps your
00:45:10| helps you focus and visualize them um that's why the steroid era was fraught
00:45:16| with so many homers and etc etc it was very it helped their muscles I mean help
00:45:21| their arms and you know biceps as big needy man biceps but uh but it very very
00:45:28| much actually improved their vision look like their sense of vision will just
00:45:33| make sense right yes they're squeezing all the blood out of their arms and legs
00:45:37| into their eyes some of the best most interesting stats came from Cuong hockey
00:45:55| and it it all had to do with NHL stuff because they actually broke down like
00:46:01| five on five points your peak age what do you think your peak is judges I saw
00:46:07| this and I don't remember so I'm gonna say 27 it's 25 that's close sometimes
00:46:12| there's a bit of a plateau so the 25 until 30 but mostly at 25
00:46:17| and then it so it kind of breaks down into like when do you retire from the
00:46:24| NHL and that's like four words defenseman goalies they had stats free
00:46:28| yeah yeah yeah which and this is probably people who don't like the kind
00:46:33| of or floaters in the NHL to sobre probably brings out your agent sir
00:46:37| so forwards is 24 and notice wait retire for retirement forwards forwards I guess
00:46:43| a because you have and you also have the most forward so yeah those people retire
00:46:47| right where I think probably too and your your your gap you're counting on
00:46:51| production you're not counting on something that's right headsman doesn't
00:46:54| have that right right and then D is 24 to 32 so there's a plateau like Ninh the
00:47:00| afford one was like really a sharp decline in curve so there was a definite
00:47:04| peak but the d cuz i was just nice and flat yeah and then goalies who gives a
00:47:12| shit about bullies I wanna cuz it it was all over the place yeah like a Tim
00:47:17| Thomas he was like 40 interesting like it it seems like that would be the most
00:47:21| reaction based vision I think again though there's a vision yeah so maybe
00:47:26| it's it doesn't have anything to do with reacting well I mean I would imagine
00:47:32| both it could be reading the play and understanding like what the best option
00:47:36| for the other team is and positioning yourself accordingly and the most
00:47:41| probably luck and your defenseman too right yeah yeah there's your team
00:47:45| strategy a little bit of luck defenseman positioning everything there's fewer of
00:47:52| them so it's like you can't really switch it all these new quickly
00:47:57| interesting you brought up hockey because for my father's birthday guess
00:48:01| where I'm taking him to mom oh nice oh I have a huge wind ankle 8 8 goals so I
00:48:11| predict we will see a one-nothing shootout loss yeah because they spent
00:48:16| all eight goals should the save it for later will stay musashi major flyers is
00:48:25| are pretty young it seems like it's really young maybe hope
00:48:29| for baby drop a mac drop one more I don't even know who but then you
00:48:34| probably really drop the whole age bracket by a good hmm do we get to watch
00:48:40| so not too good off topic but a topic that occurred
00:48:47| because of this topic yeah can I get into it yeah go ahead
00:48:52| so if you type in peak human condition and species you get an interesting
00:48:59| result like peak across all species please tell me there's that's what I
00:49:04| thought well I thought their life that's what I always look long way my just look
00:49:07| I was looking anyway I couldn't find that I was there's something called peak
00:49:15| that's where you use Google what do you think I used now if you could look at
00:49:19| dogpile yeah its fighter 27 no tapes sts-2 from the ones that were like mama
00:49:28| mama uh yeah like so many plecos one dogpile i think
00:49:37| there's one called like twelve spiders or something you know seventeen so
00:49:42| anyway and they all gave you shit results except for actually they all did
00:49:46| crap back then right prior all right whoa keep human condition is um would
00:49:56| all the all the fictional characters that are like superheroes that's what
00:50:02| they'll have so it's it's a condition where your body doesn't age normally it
00:50:08| runs on peak efficiency it never gets sick it's it's stronger
00:50:12| than the average human but you would never consider its superhuman strength
00:50:16| so they trying to cast people that look like they're this age no it's not it's
00:50:20| not no in the superhero themself in their lore has this condition okay
00:50:25| so I'll give you an example to people Conan the Barbarian is considered peak
00:50:30| human condition because he's not superhumanly strong he's humanly strong
00:50:35| liquid snake all the people in the Watchmen Xena the warrior princess the
00:50:41| Ninja Turtles are considered peak human condition they
00:50:45| make a character from doom Mario Batman Wolverine liquid snake Lara
00:50:51| Croft the list goes on and on but it's essentially like anyone who's a
00:50:55| superhero and it isn't their superpower like someone who's super super strong
00:51:00| who lifts like buildings like that's not peak human that's weird but like more
00:51:05| like in their 20s like I visualized them and I think they are for decades aren't
00:51:09| that like doing I mean they continue on even in there sir right and that's the
00:51:14| whole idea behind it is that somehow their cells don't age like ours and
00:51:19| somehow there are their muscles work at a hundred percent so they don't only
00:51:24| have to be working out the muscles just work at a hundred percent it was a whole
00:51:27| series of articles that deal with Marvel and DC and all the other stuff and I was
00:51:32| like it's not what I'm looking for but it image I was like oh so that's the old
00:51:38| peak human condition yeah yeah and I guess I would counter with Wolverine
00:51:44| being really old he is but he stays young like for decades you know I mean
00:51:50| he drew is he's like 400 by the time he finally is old didn't even think he is
00:51:55| right so he's been around for since yeah since the so Diaz read others yeah but
00:52:04| how do they stay young it doesn't have like age defying powers he just his body
00:52:08| works at a level that's like 100% his adrenaline is stronger his he never gets
00:52:14| sick he doesn't age quite the same he's his muscles burn at 100% he his senses
00:52:19| are always pushed to the limits you know I mean but this is with a lot of
00:52:23| characters yeah I cracked up in Mario wasn't mine I know and they're like yeah
00:52:28| cuz he can keep retaining his health going all day he doesn't stop doing what
00:52:33| jumping on mushrooms I don't know either way I was really weird and none of the
00:52:41| if you've watched like the Luigi Mario series like none of those guys are
00:52:46| healthy any of them know my patient's of Mario because there's a that's an
00:52:52| interesting thing because he's the allure
00:52:57| a fat Italian plumber with a funky mustache and I mean like let but you
00:53:02| have to keep casting it as that please people Italian mom speaking of fat and
00:53:11| I'd like to bring something of notice to this podcast oh yeah I made my first
00:53:18| Italian meal tonight uh never made any of the two ingredients you ready
00:53:25| yeah hit me I born a big ol juicy pork butt right I bought a big ol fresh thing
00:53:33| a broccoli rabe uh-huh yeah and I cooked them and did that though I was looking
00:53:41| up yeah you gotta prep them differently and I've never done it and like you got
00:53:45| to cook down the broccoli rabe and I made like the special based and like
00:53:50| paste for the for the pork but I'd never done this before so I winged it what I
00:53:56| do when I wing it especially cooking is I I've read four quick recipes online
00:54:01| and I combine all four into one so I like one was like four hours and 325
00:54:08| degrees one was like three hours and 330 degrees almost like five hours at 280
00:54:14| degrees and I'm like that's like 3 to of just wing it all again it was like I
00:54:23| did good I used uh like all these cloves of garlic friggin I busted open a corona
00:54:30| and poured it all over that bitch I was like Shh I did that oh yeah karana dude
00:54:36| you got a beer bass a little bit I get that and then I put it on a bunch of the
00:54:41| garlic cloves a blender I did olive oil I did Worcestershire sauce if they're
00:54:48| done Worcestershire sauce yeah oh yeah man so what was your woman's reaction
00:54:53| you did what cuz I never made this before I usually just stick to like grow
00:54:57| um burgers and chicken yeah and she's like ok and then the broccoli rabe I and
00:55:04| just like read how you can break it down I didn't blanch it I think I should have
00:55:07| blanched it really well the blanching it will make it
00:55:12| softer Oh interesting but uh lots of garlic olive oil with
00:55:17| that bad boy a little sea salt some crack that bird get that bad boy turn it
00:55:25| down and then with the pork after three and a half hours I just pulled it apart
00:55:30| so it was like Oh pork yeah you know I'm saying I threw that on roles that I
00:55:37| bought and I bought super sharp like smelly stinky cheese so you get a roll
00:55:44| you get this sharp provolone aged sharp prevalent expensive has to cost money
00:55:50| you threaten the role you serve some pesto's my father-in-law makes it's like
00:55:56| sharp provolone pepper artichoke like it's a whole bunch
00:56:02| of different stuff in it so I can do a paste like a red paste and it's like
00:56:05| guys red pepper in it yes a little bit everything in it it's a pesto and then
00:56:10| you throw down that broccoli rabe and that pulled pork you just freaking
00:56:14| squeeze that sandwich you put that bad boy in your mouth and
00:56:18| you're gonna taste it's like mmm if I did it different I cook it a little
00:56:24| longer a little slower and marinate it overnight but I forgot I have a Flyers
00:56:28| game to go to tomorrow so I had to do it tonight and it would have blanched
00:56:32| broccoli rabe it's interesting right yeah anyway I did
00:56:39| it I'm Italian so now I'm like so birthday I forget about it Mario it's me
00:56:44| Luigi no would you say that your woman cooks more than you do Oh
00:56:49| quicks Italian more than you do definitely she cooks better than me I
00:56:53| guess in it i cook two nights a week she probably cooks three nights a week and
00:56:59| her sister cooks like a night or two a week hmm so it's like I split yeah ever
00:57:07| since I was low I've always liked cooking so I don't know if
00:57:11| this part about me no solo I just watched this Asian guy called Yan Yan
00:57:18| can cook and my parents would say Dan can't cook so they would encourage it
00:57:24| but like even now I cook for my wife and I usually make maybe like three or four
00:57:30| meals a week and she makes maybe one and either that depends
00:57:36| cuz I keep changing the recipes until they're like you know I could they're
00:57:39| bad and I don't remember it was good so I go back to what I thought was good but
00:57:43| it's actually not what the recipe was so off we go off the beaten path I
00:57:48| understand yeah indeed off the path yeah I beat off the path path so uh yeah
00:57:53| she doesn't necessarily like what I make because her tastes change a lot wildly
00:57:59| so it's purple yeah definitely is because it's delicious
00:58:03| interesting there were many um pulled pork breathily robbed it no well get
00:58:10| your recipe on that one well I don't I'm rusty I could not
00:58:14| duplicate I just want it that's exactly I am yeah I hope that that I decided to
00:58:18| combine different recipes for different things yeah that's what I do
00:58:21| combination recipe nah just stuck with one no shit yeah that's the way to go
00:58:27| any yeah James can't cook anymore I'm sorry like wait : women turn off the
00:58:35| podcast women this is a guide dog James can't cook no more they belong in the
00:58:46| job place excuse my language the kitchen get back in the job place good and
00:58:53| affordably and get me enough money to buy a sandwich your manners please
00:59:05| thanks for changing and with women and men and jobs in the workplace need that
00:59:09| we're gonna do have served that women I know we're going to and probably get
00:59:13| them it's the only one that's gonna get us in trouble
00:59:15| but it's not gonna be what the back to our topic back on the topic do what is
00:59:22| only interesting sure the Daily Mail
00:59:27| it's a UK paper that literally publishes garbage I'm pretty sure oh yeah
00:59:32| anything they publish is just one clicks hits they're sensational it's like our
00:59:36| version of that joke taps squeezes in already peaked as humans and as a whole
00:59:49| oh as a whole yes this is my last dollas is the last energy revolution close the
00:59:56| year 3000 we're going to split into two subspecies whoa I believe you're going
01:00:06| to be on top are we gonna be below who's done I think we're the first group
01:00:10| yes the first will be taller they will be more beautiful fair-skinned they get
01:00:15| similar races they will live to hold on this 2007 and this is the Daily Mail
01:00:21| like don't condone them ten years ago most of those people will live to be a
01:00:27| hundred and twenty years old and ran sounds good to me quote unquote
01:00:32| in the article they will have deeper voices and bigger penises Wow
01:00:40| I know which group you wanna be in right listen the other group will be ugly and
01:00:45| goblin-like weaker with worse immune systems because
01:00:51| of their reliance on technology Wow so technology will we can then the other
01:00:56| people are very natural still they don't adhere to the computers the internet and
01:01:00| they don't do video yeah anyway um looking at it right now has a major in
01:01:10| English I'll say he just described Lord of the Rings elves and dwarves thank
01:01:15| Thank You Daily Mail really that's literally what they did they were like
01:01:20| it'll be fair Legolas and beautiful lifts at 120 and I just just whatever
01:01:27| and then the other people will be ugly and goblin like so dwarves they will
01:01:31| probably what live on the ground and carry axes really or just
01:01:36| goblins or they could just be go with your right because open problems go
01:01:40| against each other but the goblins don't rely on technology it's a there are many
01:01:45| fantasy movies that rely on technology a groove about avatar kind of the humans
01:01:52| this team's not constrained as weak right because the and they're only six
01:01:58| foot tall the other the blue knobby well yeah more natural Oh naturally and we
01:02:09| all can acknowledge the van is just Pope the hottest old right in space right I
01:02:12| actually watched Pocahontas to see about the wind or something you are not
01:02:19| complete the wind and she's blowing the wind and a little whiskey things she's
01:02:25| dating like her dad's the tribe leader and she's dating the other creature like
01:02:29| that so a man who came as a one-man late letter what take down their trees and
01:02:35| nature like that spoke honest that's all it is it's Pocahontas to a team that's a
01:02:39| ripoff yeah that definitely is a big over ball anyway so let's go peak human
01:02:48| here peak human look big come on see if I can get this out of my for the
01:02:54| record keep getting opens appearing on yours I saw there's a notification but
01:02:59| it doesn't matter I got it so there's a again I fixed the internet guys I fixed
01:03:05| it I clipped its vestibular missiles yeah Wow we told enough fruit flies now
01:03:16| yeah so uh you talking about this a little bit with processing speed so
01:03:23| there's a decline at twenty and then so that that's like quickness of rear of
01:03:30| thinking is it's pretty much gone I mean it's finds it to say oh wait it's just
01:03:37| do any real research what does the client look like like is it twelve
01:03:43| nanoseconds to fourteen nanoseconds or is it like you reacted in eight seconds
01:03:47| and now it's eight minutes like a sly now it's a slow fade it's a
01:03:50| very good house love like this does make a difference if you feel pain is like
01:03:56| okay interesting good all you young f-bombs can go suck my yeah old third to
01:04:03| eat it's a long time okay that's right and then short-term
01:04:07| memory declines at forty so you have some time in long-term memory declines
01:04:14| at fifty that's like a ten you get ten years you got a long time touch worldly
01:04:21| knowledge flattens at fifty so you're talking about vocabulary at seventy yeah
01:04:29| that's just work stays stays flat until you start to actually die so when do you
01:04:36| actually start to die I think it depends on the person but I think it's what
01:04:40| average age is 72 or 80 something what does it run that range is that average
01:04:46| age of death or average age of decline to death what you say I think death is
01:04:51| like eight interesting but well that's pushing out across the world is that the
01:04:56| world or United States I feel like that's us like that states it might be
01:05:01| like not third-world anybody with health care and ability to fix problems okay so
01:05:10| while we were discussing United Kingdom papers and articles we love to do that
01:05:16| here I found an article on the independent dot co uk this one's from
01:05:27| we reached peak human ten thousand years ago and ever since we've been on the
01:05:32| decline that's bullshit hold on so he claims that um every generation roughly
01:05:42| fifteen to twenty five years it's not figured out there are 25 to 65 mutations
01:05:49| that happen near DNA and that can passed along it's pretty uniform there are way
01:05:54| more than that but 25 to 65 usually get passed along with every generation well
01:06:00| we don't need to we don't need this and the wherewithal that we had when we
01:06:04| were hunter-gatherers ten thousand years ago in fact he has a list of man as he
01:06:10| sees fit and how it went hunter-gatherer was very good they were
01:06:14| intelligent they moved around they had to think on their feet their offenses
01:06:18| their lives right and their lives depended on them being fairly
01:06:21| intelligent and physically capable the next phase which he says is peak peak
01:06:26| peak human was the Athenian man around the time of Rome Greece you literally
01:06:33| were at your philosophical peak as humans the next phase he regarded
01:06:39| probably in the next last fifty years couch potato man flattering but I thanks
01:06:47| well he claims the next group which is coming and he wrote this in 2012 is
01:06:52| coming down it's called the iPod iPad man and they're they're even lazier than
01:06:56| the couch potato because they do lots of stuff from sitting on their couch and
01:07:00| his wave wiping their finger you know directing traffic and buying things in
01:07:04| there they're using their brain but not quite in sync with their bodies and it's
01:07:08| just very in another thousand or so years it's just gonna be like toilet
01:07:14| human I mean and I disagree with it but could've been a peak human and if there
01:07:24| was and you played the odds it wouldn't be now it would there be in
01:07:29| the past the president now let's say there was peak human pass president now
01:07:34| where would you put your money that it was use right now will be in like
01:07:39| thousand years the problem is that you're thinking
01:07:43| about the average human so if the human have the human if we have enough free
01:07:49| time to do what we'd like and there will be some people who actually have the
01:07:54| drive to be physically able mentally able and then probably reach areas that
01:08:00| are just impossible because of lack of knowledge in the past I agree now isn't
01:08:06| that cold uh not ladder theory but the people a thousand years ago didn't have
01:08:13| the knowledge we do now so they had to discover their things
01:08:15| now we have that knowledge so we use that to build on top of that like you're
01:08:18| you're constantly reaching up yeah civilization sure that's okay fancy
01:08:23| fancy would um would you say invention hey slow down in the past hundred years
01:08:29| I don't know cuz I think there's like a there's a physics-based like invention
01:08:35| of things and like that that might be slowing down but there's like a I've
01:08:39| been building on top of human invention that is exploding you know there's so
01:08:44| many things that are human based now and not physics based that you would so is
01:08:51| the advances and blogged culture and video blogs like ours like is that
01:08:56| really the next step in human ever taste more like programming and ways to
01:09:00| program and how to automate things and then intelligence artificial
01:09:03| intelligence which is more human based right because it's not right it's based
01:09:08| on our intelligence it's not anyone elses right yeah yeah which is kind of
01:09:13| you think oh those who of that I do want to go to like career-wise like when are
01:09:20| you value but most as a human being forty no I don't know that is actually
01:09:26| one it plateaus and yeah actually yeah forty and I wrote it breaks down to like
01:09:32| people who are high school educated you know higher levels associates bachelor's
01:09:37| master's PhD so most of the people who have the lower education it kind of
01:09:43| peaks and then spades you know bachelors it kind of stays the
01:09:47| same forty and on or if you're higher like the top ten percent educated it
01:09:54| actually spikes by later on in life at fifty I guess because you can do things
01:09:59| mentally or writing lies or research wise after you're forty and fifty
01:10:07| because physically obviously if you do a physical trait you can't do that over
01:10:11| forty fifty because you're physically not as capable as you are but mentally
01:10:17| you're still play with it anyway you're capable and I think this society needs
01:10:22| to pay you back for the time you spent learning so if you learn they still
01:10:26| you're 30 and you're like a surgeon like your your peak should probably be
01:10:31| when you're 50 so you can make your money back and be you know well-regarded
01:10:35| not retired at 40 something interesting debt so what about a sexual peak which
01:10:47| is what we haven't touched on at all I saw that oh I feel like that's almost
01:10:52| common knowledge the younger you are the more you can rev it up I don't know only
01:10:58| only sexual you are yeah I mean what is it for men and women I saw it I didn't
01:11:06| and it see I didn't surprise me it wasn't like wow
01:11:12| testosterone which peaks at a certain time but it doesn't really correlate to
01:11:15| sexuality okay because sexuality for women is more mental or psychological
01:11:23| interesting so what's the women want some women's number most the women's
01:11:27| number is like from 28 to like mid-30s or even in that area DMS yeah
01:11:34| hit us in the comments below if you're a medic commanders calm please down below
01:11:39| look here click heart back it's interesting it's
01:11:44| an interesting it is amazing and for men they said you know if you're 18 he could
01:11:50| probably much you know physically you're capable of going and go allowing go was
01:11:55| it plowing it than that sure it did instead plow away refractory
01:12:01| period is minimized at 18 Wow being elongated oh so that the peaks were all
01:12:11| over the place for the men sexuality too is like 18 to 30 and you would assume
01:12:15| it'd be there because you know you're trying to make babies at the time period
01:12:18| through I think so but the problem is that you're trying how did they how do
01:12:23| you measure all these things that we're talking about I guess I guess you could
01:12:27| measure testosterone which is that but then just do it right or we just
01:12:32| discussed that isn't a hundred percent how it oh yeah or you're relying on
01:12:35| surveys and how often you write that's as believable as my grief
01:12:42| for America I yeah well what's interesting is that people that would
01:12:46| lie the most are eighteen to nineteen and twenty about thirty seven hundred
01:12:52| women a day painful real quick not the sidebar but it's it's romance
01:13:05| related cowboy listening to the podcast the huge game from grade school did he
01:13:12| already peak did anybody feel his peak I meant all he went but this is still a
01:13:19| crazy story I probably shouldn't tell it but I will
01:13:22| he went to grade school prom with one of the cuter girls that was in her school
01:13:26| girl Cole Wow did Nicole Oh Nicole well anyway um
01:13:30| he really messed up he screwed up I don't anyone gonna know what happened to
01:13:36| him but uh it ended badly she doesn't want to talk to him anymore it's he's in
01:13:43| the ER I'm not gonna get enough this is just two years ago so it's been ten
01:13:48| fifteen years he finds out she lives in Florida he's got a friend in Florida so
01:13:55| he gets this guy to stalk her on Facebook and like started listening to
01:14:00| her conversations and hold on he says no I know she disappeared so that's weird
01:14:07| you were telling me all this stuff about her every day
01:14:08| boyfriend who's handicapped I know it's real weird that guy fell in love with
01:14:14| her oh no he's stalker Mary it's what I
01:14:18| think that's what I think he's been doing it I think the who just listens to
01:14:22| movies and pretends a real life because I don't know that it is really happy cuz
01:14:28| then he told me he fell in love with her the guy and then he said that he's she's
01:14:34| dating a guy who's handicapped it is an architect and I said Dan no he said then
01:14:39| the sound was exactly like the movie Something About Mary that's what I said
01:14:42| they said no dude that's ridiculous chair ever heard and I said oh they
01:14:47| mentioned it what happened at prom you don't remember my zipper got caught and
01:14:52| I said damn it's didn't even happen I don't know
01:14:57| what's going on with dill van 69 but oh you're dating these shoes or whatever
01:15:03| he's thinking moving to Florida I think he mentioned Brett Favre in a sentence I
01:15:07| don't know I'm worried about ya and ya just gonna
01:15:18| pump the brakes bro something's wrong Jenna thanks for listening to podcast oh
01:15:24| yeah you appreciate it we're gonna get them on one day we're
01:15:28| going to disparage all this air all agree that's it I could just go through
01:15:32| every scenario that we talked about we're gonna break them all down
01:15:37| oh yeah we from the end panders like it thank you
01:15:45| well you would hold on um real quick I saw a comment the other day I want to
01:15:49| address it really so yeah cover your ears this is a curse word but I have to
01:15:58| read it cause it's part of an actual comic okay it's just from a cake buck
01:16:03| nasty seven I don't even know I need pronounce the wrong
01:16:08| I hope of Opera House at all it's inappropriate he commented under the
01:16:14| video get rich or die trying' you both eat shit I hope this is a real comment I
01:16:20| didn't see this one oh it just said you both eat shit but I
01:16:24| the shit was a dollar something I appreciate that thank you
01:16:30| thanks a kay st and we don't we don't hear them headers no we do want to thank
01:16:39| you for listening do what I say it to everybody though I guess right yeah
01:16:44| pretty much everybody except for fuck nasty well I still want thank you and
01:16:50| hold on I'm gonna realize I'm sponsoring an NHL team a little too much Oh
01:16:56| take this off oh sure like know where this tomorrow two folks
01:17:12| look them up you know fighting you got a part on what I don't care you can hold
01:17:20| off the coast someone really meets the podcast let's
01:17:22| say they're real jerk they're saying all sorts a big big-time stuff they want to
01:17:27| fight you they say they'll beat us up you go to
01:17:29| meet him in person in there 13 what do you do you win the fight kids we're a
01:17:41| strong independent man I may rely on you the Conan tag team listen he's like 5
01:17:51| foot 11 and a hat and really strong I think that's it up tonight we touched a
01:18:00| lot of things I hope we touched on a lot of you
01:18:03| I knew Nick you like it you like it guys we like you thanks for coming tonight
01:18:18| yeah thanks you have a good night other socials I'm banders calm we have other
01:18:26| things too you can find him we believe in your intelligence unless you're past
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